1 00:01:11,574 --> 00:01:16,034 - Hi. - Who, me? Him? 2 00:01:16,245 --> 00:01:22,531 - Not you. - Don't worry about it. 3 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,917 Hey! 4 00:01:56,654 --> 00:02:00,900 - How are you doing? - Oh, fuck off. 5 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:07,528 - What's up? - Feel good. All right. 6 00:02:07,747 --> 00:02:10,617 Excuse me. 7 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:19,585 - Yeah. Score. - Very nice. 8 00:02:28,973 --> 00:02:34,215 All right. Let's talk to this little lady called Night. 9 00:02:44,569 --> 00:02:47,321 I broke the window again. 10 00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:51,479 - Dad's gonna be pissed. - I'll just tell him you did it. 11 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:58,069 But I didn't do it. I'm driving. Don't do that. 12 00:03:03,127 --> 00:03:07,622 So anyways, I'm standing there, waiting to use the pay phone... 13 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:13,544 And this guy on the phone turns around and tips his hat like this. 14 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:17,212 And who do you think that guy was? 15 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:23,051 - Emilio Estevez. - "The Mighty Duck". I was there! 16 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:28,938 Of course you were. You yelled the "Breakfast Clubber's" name. 17 00:03:32,568 --> 00:03:37,443 So, anyway. You guys wanna make out or what? 18 00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:15,395 Oh, man. It was perfect that time. 19 00:04:15,605 --> 00:04:18,226 Four months of work for nothing. 20 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:25,067 - What's up? - Did you know you were doing 50? 21 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:32,277 Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move. 22 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:39,071 - What's up? - Just giving you an $80 ticket. 23 00:04:39,292 --> 00:04:42,743 She is so into you. 24 00:04:47,090 --> 00:04:51,169 - I want you to do me a favor. - Whatever you say, "T.J. Hooker". 25 00:04:54,972 --> 00:05:00,178 Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night. 26 00:05:00,393 --> 00:05:06,015 It's already been good, now that you've served and protected me. 27 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:10,850 Way to go! You got her badge number. 28 00:05:11,069 --> 00:05:18,565 And you got a date to meet her at The Municipal State Court. Up top. 29 00:05:18,783 --> 00:05:21,025 - What was the point of that? - Sorry. 30 00:05:30,669 --> 00:05:35,496 Come next week. I'm gonna take care of you. All right, man. 31 00:05:35,715 --> 00:05:38,549 This is the Roxbury. We have a list. 32 00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:42,341 - We're on the list. Doug Butabi. - Steve Butabi. 33 00:05:42,554 --> 00:05:46,302 - You're brothers? - No. 34 00:05:46,515 --> 00:05:50,559 - Yes. Man! - That's quite a joke. 35 00:05:50,769 --> 00:05:54,019 - Doug is hilarious. - Check this out. 36 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:59,437 You ever heard of this one? You're not on the list. Get in line. 37 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:09,901 - Is that...? - It's the king of "21 Jump Street". 38 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:13,902 Richard Grieco. 39 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:21,117 - Excuse me. - See you later. We'll go wait in line. 40 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:24,207 - Maybe we'll hang out later? - No chance. 41 00:06:24,422 --> 00:06:30,294 - Sounds good. - Know what's wrong with this place? 42 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:36,798 - They don't evaluate the clientele. - I thought we just weren't cool enough. 43 00:06:37,016 --> 00:06:43,220 You are a beautiful man. Know what we're gonna do when we get our club? 44 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:49,441 We're gonna treat all wannabes just as well as any legendary TV-star. 45 00:06:49,652 --> 00:06:53,780 - That's pretty Roosevelt of you. - It's just what I believe in. 46 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,403 - Wanna dance? - We're not in the club yet. 47 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:04,534 So, maybe when we get in? 48 00:07:04,748 --> 00:07:12,791 So I'm waiting to use the pay phone, and this guy tips his hat like this. 49 00:07:13,005 --> 00:07:17,916 - And who do you think that guy was? - Emilio Estevez! 50 00:07:18,135 --> 00:07:23,294 "The Mighty Duck", man. I swear to God. I was, like, "Emilio!" 51 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:29,142 "Emilio...!" 52 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:36,682 The club is closed, folks. Sorry. 53 00:08:03,173 --> 00:08:08,000 - Nozzled you, my friend. - Totally got me. 54 00:08:09,803 --> 00:08:13,670 That was in my nose. 55 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:22,636 - You're an idiot. - Oh yeah? You like it. 56 00:08:22,856 --> 00:08:26,640 Get off... Watch it! 57 00:08:30,529 --> 00:08:35,771 Where's Mom? And who's this gorgeous young hottie in the kitchen? 58 00:08:35,992 --> 00:08:42,030 - Why is she wearing Mom's bathrobe? - What do you think of my new chin? 59 00:08:42,248 --> 00:08:45,367 Is it better than last year's? 60 00:08:45,584 --> 00:08:50,162 Behave yourselves. Look who's gracing us with their presence. 61 00:08:51,839 --> 00:08:54,045 - Who? - Here, Dad. 62 00:08:54,258 --> 00:08:58,800 It's a health shake. It helps me hit my physical peak. 63 00:08:59,012 --> 00:09:02,594 Get the camera. He's gonna hit his peak. 64 00:09:02,807 --> 00:09:07,966 - Honey, do it in your room. - Oh, Mom, you're so funny. 65 00:09:08,186 --> 00:09:14,140 Steve? In the store in a half hour. Wear something nice. Emily's back. 66 00:09:14,358 --> 00:09:18,901 As if he gives a flying rat's ass. 67 00:09:19,112 --> 00:09:22,315 "Flying rat's ass..." That would be wild to see. 68 00:09:22,532 --> 00:09:28,651 Steve, at the store in a half hour. Bring your dancing monkey brother. 69 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:31,252 Hey, are you from out of town? You have a local number? 70 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,381 Are you all right? Sure? 71 00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:58,487 Finally. An hour and a half late. Steve, go dust the roses. 72 00:10:58,697 --> 00:11:02,563 Idiot boy, go cover the cash register. 73 00:11:02,783 --> 00:11:07,112 Idiot boy, go cover the cash register. 74 00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:19,619 Hi. How are you paying for these? Cash, check or charge? 75 00:11:19,839 --> 00:11:22,330 - Charge. - Okay. 76 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:27,674 - Is this a Visa or a Mastercard? - Move your thumb. 77 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,805 Good one. Okay. 78 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:39,805 Sure this is your card? It's not processing. I have to call it in. 79 00:11:48,322 --> 00:11:52,782 - Operator 238, please. - Authorization. Card number? 80 00:11:52,993 --> 00:11:56,741 - What's up? - I told you not to call anymore. 81 00:11:56,954 --> 00:12:00,738 - I need an approval. - Card number? 82 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:07,042 - Not the card, sweetness, me. - Shut up and swipe it. 83 00:12:07,255 --> 00:12:10,837 I can go for that. 84 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:15,794 You like that? Does that feel good? 'Cause I can swipe it all night. 85 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:23,350 - The card's fine. Bye, Doug. - Bye, 238. 86 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:29,638 Hi. Can I help you? 87 00:12:29,857 --> 00:12:34,649 Hi, Doug. Your nightclub's so cool. Can my model friends come in? 88 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:38,194 - No. Yes. - You're so funny and cute and tall. 89 00:12:38,406 --> 00:12:40,861 Let's shake it. 90 00:12:41,075 --> 00:12:47,195 What are you doing? You have to cut up my plants and make toys of them? 91 00:12:47,414 --> 00:12:51,458 - It's a club with a jungle theme. - You're a jungle theme. 92 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:55,961 Go find your brother and load the trucks. Idiot... Useless! 93 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:11,340 - Steve...? - Don't look. 94 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:15,177 - Hi, Steve. Hey, Doug. - Whatever. 95 00:13:15,396 --> 00:13:21,433 So, you're back from school, working for your dad at the lamp store? 96 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:26,111 I missed you. You said when I got back, we could get together. 97 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:29,856 Now I'm back, so we can get together. 98 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,989 - You wanna go see a movie? - Sure. 99 00:13:34,203 --> 00:13:41,201 Or we could just drive around and make out. I love making out. 100 00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:46,121 - And I'm really good at it. - Sounds good. 101 00:13:46,339 --> 00:13:52,874 Back off, Chicklett. My brother and I, we live life in the fast lane. 102 00:13:53,094 --> 00:13:57,174 That means no stop signs, no pulling over to take pictures. 103 00:13:57,390 --> 00:14:01,802 See this man? He's my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. 104 00:14:02,019 --> 00:14:07,474 - You're just way too much luggage. - Shut up, Doug. 105 00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:14,236 Emily? I see you've picked the right son. 106 00:14:14,446 --> 00:14:18,395 You know, Steve likes you very much. 107 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:25,448 Mr. Butabi. Is Steve asking Emily to marry him again? 108 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:29,530 You know something? If they have enough children, - 109 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,585 - we won't have to hire salesmen. 110 00:14:32,795 --> 00:14:38,547 - Oh, Kamehl, you kill me. - No, you kill me, Mr. Sanderson. 111 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:45,756 - Can you please leave Steve alone? - He likes the girl... Yes, you do! 112 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:51,179 You see this wall? After they get married, we'll combine stores - 113 00:14:51,394 --> 00:14:55,307 - and have the first plant-lamp shop. Steve and Emily will run it. 114 00:14:55,522 --> 00:15:04,145 - Maybe you can clean the toilets. - You're living on "Fantasy Island". 115 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:07,814 - God, that was a sweet show. - I have a fantasy. 116 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:13,157 That I have two capable sons. Not one with his head up his ass! 117 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:20,084 Is this how you load trucks? Disgusting. Get out of here. 118 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:26,369 - So we're on a break? - I guess. 119 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:32,425 - You wanna crunch it? - Sure. Let's crunch. 120 00:15:36,807 --> 00:15:41,267 - Can the rest of us use the mirror? - Appreciate it. 121 00:15:41,478 --> 00:15:45,890 - Everyone's got an attitude here. - Gentlemen! Looking large. 122 00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:50,104 Want my power bar? How about an energy bar? 123 00:15:50,319 --> 00:15:56,321 - I got a muscle triplicator bar. - Supplements aside... 124 00:15:56,532 --> 00:16:00,481 - How long have we been friends? - All seven years of high school. 125 00:16:00,702 --> 00:16:08,496 That's why I'm not gonna sugar coat it. I'm worried about your triceps. 126 00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:13,869 You aren't going all the way down. I'm not seeing full extension. 127 00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:18,750 We had a long talk about that the other night. 128 00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:25,716 You just shouldn't cheat yourselves. Sorry to come down on you like this. 129 00:16:25,932 --> 00:16:29,348 That's why we love you and hate you. 130 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,810 - Still friends? - You know it. 131 00:16:33,022 --> 00:16:36,224 I'm glad we had this talk. 132 00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:55,781 I had a great idea for the store... 133 00:16:55,999 --> 00:17:02,250 The store? You're supposed to be thinking about... Hey, what's up? 134 00:17:02,463 --> 00:17:06,959 - Can we call you sometime? - Want some of this? 135 00:17:07,175 --> 00:17:11,504 - Think about our future. - You're Mount St. Helensing on me. 136 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,757 Why are you forgetting our plans? 137 00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:19,849 The plans about you and I opening up only the coolest club a la the Roxbury. 138 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:26,858 - How? We can't even get in. - We're letting them not let us in. 139 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:32,357 But no more. It's time we step up into that sweet-ass world. 140 00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:38,111 From now on, the only club we're going to is the Roxbury. 141 00:17:38,327 --> 00:17:41,244 - We can't... - We can. You know why? 142 00:17:41,455 --> 00:17:46,579 - We're good looking? - Very good looking. You especially. 143 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:51,370 Repeat after me: We can get into the Roxbury. 144 00:17:51,588 --> 00:17:56,249 We can get into the Roxbury. 145 00:17:56,467 --> 00:18:00,132 Roxbury...! 146 00:18:04,808 --> 00:18:09,801 Hey, what's up? You want some of this? How about a little of that? 147 00:18:11,522 --> 00:18:18,354 She starts to smell them. She thought they were real plants! 148 00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:23,944 - Hello? - What's up? 149 00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:29,151 The Sandersons are here to see your mother's new chin. Get dressed. 150 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:34,790 - Sorry, we're a bit busy tonight. - Steve? I'll be right back. 151 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,539 I like your bathing suit. You have really good muscle definition. 152 00:18:40,755 --> 00:18:45,665 Most Americans don't wear revealing bathing suits. Very European of you. 153 00:18:45,884 --> 00:18:51,589 It's really sexy and I have a really good taste in what's sexy. 154 00:18:51,806 --> 00:18:55,388 - Steve! - Whatever, Emily. 155 00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:13,571 Good. 156 00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:16,404 What's going on...? 157 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:21,785 Are you from out of town...? 158 00:19:56,819 --> 00:20:02,323 When I tell you to do something, I mean it. Never come in half-naked. 159 00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:07,407 - Put some clothes on and come down. - Isn't on our things-to-do-list. 160 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:12,577 - We have something to do tonight. - Yes. To get downstairs. 161 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:16,373 I don't want to! 162 00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:21,537 How do I get through to this individual? 163 00:20:21,757 --> 00:20:25,007 Doug is like a fax machine. 164 00:20:25,218 --> 00:20:30,425 Without a cover page, people don't know where it's coming from. 165 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:36,060 And sometimes you get a busy signal. That's why you got a redial button. 166 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:42,223 - Actually, I always screw it up... - Don't bother. He'll never understand. 167 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:49,356 I understand very well. You're going to a new, hot club tonight, right? 168 00:20:49,572 --> 00:20:54,648 - But how are you gonna get there? - What are you doing? 169 00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:26,310 You can take away our phones and our keys, but not our dreams. 170 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,767 'Cos we're, like, sleeping when we have them. 171 00:21:30,982 --> 00:21:33,473 Later much! 172 00:21:36,654 --> 00:21:43,534 Boys, wait. I don't like you leaving without a phone. 173 00:21:43,743 --> 00:21:46,613 How old are these? How embarrassing. 174 00:21:46,829 --> 00:21:51,289 You know, in case of emergency. Have fun. 175 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:55,627 - Did Mom get lipstick on me? - It looks like you were making out. 176 00:22:08,222 --> 00:22:13,049 - How's my hair? Roxbury-good? - You know it. 177 00:22:13,268 --> 00:22:17,728 I've got to tell you, Steve, tonight, I can taste it. 178 00:22:19,524 --> 00:22:24,683 I can't taste it. I'm so scared right now. I don't know what to do. 179 00:22:24,903 --> 00:22:29,399 - You're mad-cowing on me. Relax. - I'm nervous. 180 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:35,867 - It's this pressure to get in. - You must take control of yourself. 181 00:22:36,079 --> 00:22:40,123 No, you take control. I'm barely hanging on here. 182 00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:47,702 Come on, relax. Think puppies and candy canes, all right? 183 00:22:47,923 --> 00:22:53,627 - Hey, hotlegs. What's going on? - We'll clean it up later. Don't worry. 184 00:22:55,763 --> 00:23:01,765 I see your Roxbury balloon and I hate to burst it, - 185 00:23:01,976 --> 00:23:07,480 - but I don't think our names are on that list. 186 00:23:07,689 --> 00:23:09,729 Perfect. "Rites of Passage". 187 00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:15,183 Remember? A boy in the jungle with only a spear to hunt the lion. 188 00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:19,484 This van is our spear. That Roxbury is our lion. 189 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:23,613 - Does the bouncer know about this? - He's about to find out. 190 00:23:23,828 --> 00:23:26,663 See you next week. 191 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:31,783 - My good hombre. Remember us? - Doug and Steve Butabi. 192 00:23:32,002 --> 00:23:36,414 - You're brothers? - No... Yes. 193 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:39,714 - Man! - Works every time. 194 00:23:39,925 --> 00:23:43,009 Now I remember. You can't come in. 195 00:23:45,179 --> 00:23:50,006 What's up, partner? How are you doing tonight? 196 00:23:50,225 --> 00:23:54,223 Time to play a little softball. 197 00:23:54,437 --> 00:24:00,226 - Hey, good man. How's it going? - Good. You still can't come in. 198 00:24:00,442 --> 00:24:05,816 That's not what my friend told me. His name is Abraham. 199 00:24:08,616 --> 00:24:12,447 - You don't know him? - What about his two friends? 200 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:18,663 George Washington and George Washington? 201 00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:27,914 And George Washington is a little lonely. Wants to join his buddies. 202 00:24:28,132 --> 00:24:33,636 And look who else we've got. Roosevelt, Roosevelt and Jefferson. 203 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:40,551 Thanks... Great. 204 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:46,854 - Is that an ATM? - That's where we drop off videos. 205 00:24:47,065 --> 00:24:50,516 - Hello, that's it. - That was a card store. 206 00:24:50,735 --> 00:24:56,523 - That's just Weight Watchers... - ATM. That's it. 207 00:25:02,745 --> 00:25:07,371 - Shit. The car. - What about me? 208 00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:11,283 This racing car is illegal. All I need is a police report. 209 00:25:13,463 --> 00:25:17,542 - Are you all right? - Yeah, let me see. 210 00:25:17,758 --> 00:25:25,135 Great. They're starting with the neck injuries. I'm screwed. 211 00:25:25,348 --> 00:25:27,885 Jesus, man. 212 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:32,678 - Sorry about your van. - No way. Richard Grieco! 213 00:25:34,522 --> 00:25:40,773 - We saw you at the Roxbury. - Right. So what do you want to do? 214 00:25:40,986 --> 00:25:45,777 - Go to the Roxbury again. - We couldn't get in. 215 00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:52,870 You want me to get you into the Roxbury? Great. Follow me. 216 00:25:53,914 --> 00:25:56,914 - Amazing. - It all comes from within. 217 00:25:57,125 --> 00:26:00,374 He felt it because he's an actor. 218 00:26:01,795 --> 00:26:07,037 We gotta make a stop at the Roxbury. I just don't want a lawsuit. 219 00:26:21,437 --> 00:26:26,940 Oh, my God, this is the most amazing place I've ever been. 220 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:31,147 This is the coatroom. The club's in there. 221 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,780 What's up...? 222 00:26:40,787 --> 00:26:45,495 - Get a hold of yourself. - It's hottie overload in here. 223 00:26:45,707 --> 00:26:50,036 - Just pace yourself. - What's up? Two, three, four. 224 00:26:50,253 --> 00:26:54,120 What's up? Two, three, four... 225 00:26:58,510 --> 00:27:01,047 - Sweet! - Sweet! 226 00:27:01,262 --> 00:27:04,263 Richie, good to see you. Get over here. 227 00:27:04,473 --> 00:27:10,676 - The place is kicking. - Jumping like "21 Jump Street". 228 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,564 Who are your friends? 229 00:27:13,773 --> 00:27:18,399 - Mr. Zadir owns the place. - Doug Butabi. 230 00:27:18,610 --> 00:27:23,686 You look like good boys. Come to my VIP table. 231 00:27:23,906 --> 00:27:26,575 - The owner. - The man we want to be. 232 00:27:26,784 --> 00:27:31,445 - I thought we wanted to be Grieco. - Professionally, it's this guy. 233 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:41,169 Dooey, my main man. I love this man. Meet the Butabi brothers. 234 00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:47,215 These are good boys. Did you grab my ass? 235 00:27:47,426 --> 00:27:51,589 - No, sir. I did not grab your ass. - It's okay if you did. 236 00:27:51,805 --> 00:27:56,799 I understand. It's just that you're barking up the wrong tree. 237 00:27:59,186 --> 00:28:02,685 - You guys come here a lot? - All the time. 238 00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:06,729 - But we've never been inside. - Watch what you're saying. 239 00:28:06,943 --> 00:28:10,358 So, is Johnny Depp meeting you here? 240 00:28:12,823 --> 00:28:16,737 No. 241 00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:23,320 All right... Listen, Bennie, see you later. See you, guys. 242 00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:27,288 - See you, Richard Grieco. - See you, Grieco's lady. 243 00:28:29,670 --> 00:28:36,087 I'm honored to shoot the shit with the owner of the club of all clubs. 244 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:41,971 - And we're proficient club hoppers. - We usually go to the Mudd Club. 245 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:45,632 - That place is rank. - They let any asswad in the door. 246 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:50,180 - I own that place also. - It's a really good location, though. 247 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:57,015 No, you're right. One day you're hot, the next day you're not. 248 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:03,901 Actually, I had an idea for a club. 249 00:29:04,116 --> 00:29:08,612 - Wait. Did you grab my ass? - No. 250 00:29:08,829 --> 00:29:13,953 - Do you want to? - No. Should I? 251 00:29:15,376 --> 00:29:18,994 Okay. Continue. 252 00:29:19,212 --> 00:29:25,713 People waiting outside are bummed, 'cos they're trying to get in. 253 00:29:25,927 --> 00:29:30,089 What if the outside of the club looked like the inside? 254 00:29:30,305 --> 00:29:35,809 With couches and music and all that. But then on the inside... 255 00:29:36,018 --> 00:29:40,229 ...it looks like the street. You know, cars and signs. 256 00:29:40,439 --> 00:29:45,065 The outside is the inside and the inside is the outside. 257 00:29:45,276 --> 00:29:47,767 Doesn't that blow your mind? 258 00:29:48,946 --> 00:29:53,607 - What about that guy? - Owns a restaurant. One. 259 00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:59,945 - Boy, has this place gone downhill. - No one over six figures. Let's go. 260 00:30:00,164 --> 00:30:04,457 - Wait. That's that Zadir guy. - Who are those guys with him? 261 00:30:04,668 --> 00:30:08,914 If they're with Zadir, they've got to be worth something. 262 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:12,463 Great. Let's work. 263 00:30:12,674 --> 00:30:17,051 - Tell him about the vampire idea. - That's a dumb idea. 264 00:30:17,262 --> 00:30:19,669 I have to say hello to Jim Carrey. 265 00:30:19,889 --> 00:30:23,257 Come here, you pet detective bastard. 266 00:30:23,475 --> 00:30:28,183 "Smoking", you crazy son of a bitch. 267 00:30:28,396 --> 00:30:33,390 - Was I too pushy? Did I speak well? - You were totally articulate. 268 00:30:33,609 --> 00:30:38,851 It's hard to pitch in a nightclub. The music is way too loud in here. 269 00:30:39,072 --> 00:30:42,654 We have to get a meeting. Steve...? 270 00:30:56,670 --> 00:30:59,243 - You want to dance? - Yes. 271 00:30:59,464 --> 00:31:03,710 - All right. Take it easy. - She said yes. 272 00:31:03,926 --> 00:31:07,176 Hotties wanna shake it. Come on. 273 00:33:16,038 --> 00:33:19,407 That's some good ass-grabbing going on there. 274 00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:31,048 1980. Good year. 275 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:34,877 Excellent year. Devo had a huge hit. 276 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:43,007 - And "Joanie Loves Chachi" started. - Chachi gives a fuck about Joanie. 277 00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:48,684 Cambi makes a good point. But tonight we have some fun. 278 00:33:48,899 --> 00:33:54,273 - Sweet suds, Mr. Zadir. - But you know what makes a party? 279 00:33:54,487 --> 00:33:57,986 - Fluffy whip. - But not putting it on stuff. 280 00:33:58,199 --> 00:34:03,987 You press the little white nozzle and you suck on it. It's fun. 281 00:34:04,204 --> 00:34:10,206 - You mean, like, nitrous oxide? - No. What is that? 282 00:34:10,418 --> 00:34:14,830 Dooey, we have to stop and get some fluffy whip for the party. 283 00:34:15,047 --> 00:34:18,747 - Yes, sir. - It has to be in a can. 284 00:34:18,967 --> 00:34:21,173 He can't hear you. 285 00:34:21,385 --> 00:34:25,845 Hey, Dooey, tell your mom I had a nice time last night. 286 00:34:26,056 --> 00:34:29,056 - And your dad. - What? 287 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:34,680 - I mean, your sister. - Good one! 288 00:34:34,897 --> 00:34:38,348 - Only in a Limo. - We nailed him. 289 00:34:38,566 --> 00:34:42,017 Disco-dicks. 290 00:34:44,238 --> 00:34:48,899 - And that alien was Robin Williams. - I'll be right back. 291 00:34:49,117 --> 00:34:53,695 - It's my boss's card. - I'll take care of that. 292 00:34:56,165 --> 00:35:02,036 - Operator 238, please. - Hello, Doug. 293 00:35:02,253 --> 00:35:08,587 - Guess where we went tonight. - The One-Stop Market on Ventura? 294 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,963 No, I mean before that, you sly, little credit vixen. 295 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:17,425 I give up, you nasty card-swiper. 296 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:22,801 - The Roxbury. Come out some time. - I would. 297 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:26,721 But then who would approve all the money you spend? 298 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:33,061 - You're always thinking of me. - The card's good. Bye, Doug. 299 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:40,237 She approved. Approved. 300 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:50,499 - Sweet-ass dwelling, Mr. Zadir. - It's a place to hang my hat. 301 00:36:00,886 --> 00:36:06,924 Look. A hundred thousand dollar sound system, and nobody's dancing. 302 00:36:07,142 --> 00:36:12,597 If I may congest, the pool is taking up the prime dancing real estate. 303 00:36:12,813 --> 00:36:19,526 If you put glass over the pool, it would be like dancing on water. 304 00:36:19,736 --> 00:36:24,148 - And people love to do that. - Let's not talk business now. 305 00:36:24,364 --> 00:36:27,484 Let's set up a meeting. 306 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:32,243 Anna Nicole? Put something on. You're making us sick. 307 00:36:32,455 --> 00:36:34,743 Meeting! 308 00:36:34,957 --> 00:36:38,372 - Let's mingle. - Right. 309 00:36:38,585 --> 00:36:43,080 This Italian food tastes so good. It's, like, Mexican. 310 00:36:43,297 --> 00:36:46,630 - Could you pass me a towel, please? - Good. How are you? 311 00:36:46,842 --> 00:36:52,381 - They're right behind you. - BMW... Vanilla, mostly. 312 00:36:52,597 --> 00:36:56,261 - There you are. - We got scared. 313 00:36:56,475 --> 00:37:00,175 - Of who? We'll kick his ass. - No. 314 00:37:00,395 --> 00:37:03,763 We got scared somebody stole you away from us. 315 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:07,978 Oh, okay. 316 00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:11,811 Like some other girls would steal us away... 317 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:17,071 Oh, right. Oh! 318 00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:23,824 So, do you guys wanna go some place we can be alone? 319 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:28,666 No... Yes! Oh, man. 320 00:37:28,877 --> 00:37:34,298 - Why does it taste so sweet? - 'Cos it's like candy. 321 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,971 These are real. They'll be dead in a week. 322 00:37:43,265 --> 00:37:48,804 You know what I always thought would make a cool "Twilight Zone"? 323 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:52,886 Like, we see a picture of this lady, - 324 00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:59,108 - but to this lady, are we just a picture of us? Ever think of that? 325 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,893 No. 326 00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:05,529 Why don't you come over here? 327 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:10,202 Vivica, you know what I heard when I first met you? 328 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,738 What? 329 00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:22,753 - What are you doing? - That's an ambulance. 330 00:38:22,965 --> 00:38:28,255 Coming to take me away. The sight of you stopped my heart. 331 00:38:29,554 --> 00:38:36,302 Cambi, do you like blueberries or strawberries? 332 00:38:36,518 --> 00:38:41,808 I wanna know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning. 333 00:38:44,024 --> 00:38:47,808 Steve! 334 00:38:50,905 --> 00:38:55,116 - I was wondering... - What are you doing? 335 00:38:55,326 --> 00:39:00,829 Checking your label. Just as I thought. Made in heaven. 336 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:04,158 Doug. You've gotten past the opening lines. 337 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:10,626 - Is that a mirror in your pocket? - What? 338 00:39:10,839 --> 00:39:14,918 I could see myself in your pants. 339 00:39:15,134 --> 00:39:20,258 If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? 340 00:39:24,184 --> 00:39:30,600 I was there. I was, like, "Emilio!" And Doug was going cra... 341 00:39:30,814 --> 00:39:36,400 And Steve was, like, "Emilio!" Oh, God, if you were only there. 342 00:39:36,610 --> 00:39:41,568 I feel like a selfish pig, going on about myself. What about you? 343 00:39:41,782 --> 00:39:45,993 Where are you from? Any brothers or sisters? Any family? 344 00:39:46,202 --> 00:39:48,953 - Pets, what about pets? - I got a cat. 345 00:39:49,163 --> 00:39:52,531 Really? A cat? Interesting. 346 00:39:52,749 --> 00:39:58,205 I think of you more as a dog person. Maybe a Pomeranian. Lhasa Apso. 347 00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:03,296 Something small, warm, fuzzy... 348 00:40:03,508 --> 00:40:05,999 Is this your first time? 349 00:40:06,219 --> 00:40:09,837 Yes. Isn't it yours? 350 00:40:11,849 --> 00:40:15,680 - Is this your first time? - What? 351 00:40:15,894 --> 00:40:20,639 Are you serious? Oh, you're hilarious. 352 00:40:20,857 --> 00:40:28,815 Oh, man. You're funny. Hey, Steve? You're a funny girl. 353 00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:33,407 All right. Hey, where are you going? 354 00:40:38,246 --> 00:40:43,951 - Oh, my God. - Did you just? 'Cos I just... 355 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:54,719 Not that it hasn't happened before. It was okay. 356 00:40:54,927 --> 00:40:58,675 I'm gonna go back in and... 357 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:05,017 - Hey, Steve? - Yeah, Doug? 358 00:41:11,983 --> 00:41:17,225 - You got a number. - We got a number. 359 00:41:25,203 --> 00:41:30,706 I got some great office supplies for our new nightclub business. 360 00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:34,201 Post-It notes to annotate important documents. 361 00:41:34,419 --> 00:41:39,164 Little ones. You write smaller than me. Mugs with our names on them. 362 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:43,248 Yours say Doug. Did you call Mr. Zadir? 363 00:41:43,468 --> 00:41:48,710 Before you talk to a man like Mr. Zadir, you have to have a plan of attack. 364 00:41:48,930 --> 00:41:54,304 I'd like to schedule a meeting. Can you do... 12:30? 365 00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:57,639 Let me see. 366 00:42:02,109 --> 00:42:04,944 - I'm clear. - You know what? 367 00:42:05,153 --> 00:42:09,281 Let's have a pre-meeting to brainstorm before our meeting. 368 00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:15,325 Yeah, that way we don't look like idiots at our meeting. 369 00:42:16,746 --> 00:42:21,289 - I'm sorry. Register's closed. - Sorry. 370 00:42:23,544 --> 00:42:28,585 Mr. Butabi, where's the other cash register? 371 00:42:30,883 --> 00:42:37,336 Steve? I was just thinking. Dad would be really proud of us right now. 372 00:42:37,556 --> 00:42:43,842 What are you idiots doing? I pay you to take money and push a button. 373 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:46,931 Are your delicate fingers injured? 374 00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:51,524 - We're working our asses off. - Our week's filling up quick. 375 00:42:51,734 --> 00:42:55,233 We've made important business contacts. 376 00:42:55,446 --> 00:42:58,779 Dancing the Macarena with Donald Trump? 377 00:42:58,990 --> 00:43:03,451 You're always telling us to do something with our lives. 378 00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:08,951 You never support us or care about what's important to us, right? 379 00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:14,408 - Yeah... for the most part. - Even your brother isn't convinced. 380 00:43:14,629 --> 00:43:20,880 Why? He uses his brain, unlike you. You're a loser! New policy. 381 00:43:21,093 --> 00:43:27,095 No more clubs. Yes! Your life is retail. 382 00:43:27,306 --> 00:43:30,509 - Go clean the stockroom. - You know what? 383 00:43:30,726 --> 00:43:36,680 Not only will we not clean out the stockroom, we're out of here! 384 00:43:36,898 --> 00:43:40,480 What about the stockroom? 385 00:43:41,568 --> 00:43:45,067 We don't need you. We made huge-ass contacts last night. 386 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,111 Plus we met these girls, Dad. 387 00:43:49,325 --> 00:43:53,452 We'll make it without you. You'll see. 388 00:43:53,662 --> 00:43:58,868 I'll see when you come home, begging for food and shelter. Morons! 389 00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:05,203 Steve? You're an ass, Doug. You want to go to the beach later? 390 00:44:05,422 --> 00:44:09,585 I know a beach where you don't have to wear a bathing suit. 391 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:14,676 - Plus with my milky white skin... - This is a major family crisis. 392 00:44:14,888 --> 00:44:18,138 I have to take a rain check on this convo. 393 00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:25,679 Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don't mean that metaphorically. 394 00:44:26,690 --> 00:44:31,185 Just give me a call if you wanna go out. Or just call me anyway. 395 00:45:11,144 --> 00:45:15,307 You notice we forgot to ask her something. That's weird. 396 00:45:15,523 --> 00:45:20,943 We're in serious relationships right now, and our ladies can trust us. 397 00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:26,858 Why go out for burgers, when you got steak at home? 398 00:45:35,582 --> 00:45:39,994 - Are you all right? - Yeah, fine. 399 00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:43,081 - Doug and Steve Butabi. - You're brothers? 400 00:45:43,296 --> 00:45:49,665 - We can't get into that right now. - Your names are not on the list. 401 00:45:49,885 --> 00:45:52,174 We have a meeting. 402 00:45:52,387 --> 00:45:57,298 - Doug, Mr. Zadir! - Security. 403 00:46:00,144 --> 00:46:04,473 - Dooey... Yeah. Up top. - Main man. 404 00:46:04,690 --> 00:46:09,979 - Raging party last night. - Is that what my mother told you? 405 00:46:10,194 --> 00:46:14,108 - What? - The fluffy whip was a big hit. 406 00:46:14,323 --> 00:46:19,613 - I was sent out looking for more. - You, sir, are a party animal. 407 00:46:19,827 --> 00:46:24,405 It's been great spending quality time, but we're meeting Mr. Zadir. 408 00:46:24,623 --> 00:46:29,119 Zadir was drunk last night. He doesn't even remember you. 409 00:46:29,335 --> 00:46:33,498 You think you're the first losers I've had to get rid of on a Monday? 410 00:46:33,714 --> 00:46:39,052 - Are we being blown off? - Actually, you're being kicked out. 411 00:46:49,102 --> 00:46:53,016 That doesn't feel good at all... 412 00:46:54,815 --> 00:46:58,398 - What's going on? - Just some trespassers. 413 00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:04,564 - And the boys from last night? - I haven't located them yet. 414 00:47:04,782 --> 00:47:08,281 Dooey, did you just grab my ass? 415 00:47:08,494 --> 00:47:12,657 From where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibility. 416 00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:17,035 I know your tricks, Dooey. 417 00:47:29,678 --> 00:47:32,762 Maybe we should just go back to work. 418 00:47:32,973 --> 00:47:37,967 Maybe we should go to college, not put gel in our hair and wear jeans! 419 00:47:38,185 --> 00:47:42,681 - Let's do that, Steve! - Sorry. 420 00:47:47,819 --> 00:47:50,855 Cambi's number. 421 00:47:52,114 --> 00:47:58,234 - We had a pretty sweet time, right? - Sweet-ass time. 422 00:47:58,453 --> 00:48:03,410 Diabetic. I could see us doing that again. 423 00:48:03,624 --> 00:48:07,407 Maybe even a couple of times a week. 424 00:48:07,627 --> 00:48:11,790 The ladies await, my friend. Cell. 425 00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:18,004 So you do travel to places other than Japan. 426 00:48:18,219 --> 00:48:21,837 - These hotties are sweet. - Sweet ass sweet. 427 00:48:23,849 --> 00:48:27,893 - Who is it? - Just a bunch of pound signs. 428 00:48:28,103 --> 00:48:32,598 - Are you doing it right? - You have to hit the pound sign. 429 00:48:34,692 --> 00:48:39,816 You have to put in our number and then hit the pound sign. 430 00:48:41,906 --> 00:48:45,239 Excuse me, Bill Nye, the science guy. 431 00:48:45,450 --> 00:48:49,033 That's a sweet show, too. 432 00:48:51,706 --> 00:48:57,993 Cambi, it's your boyfriend. Look, I need to see you. 433 00:48:58,212 --> 00:49:01,912 - I'm at the Skybar. - We'll be right there. 434 00:49:02,132 --> 00:49:07,089 - Nice. - I was focused the whole time. 435 00:49:07,303 --> 00:49:10,920 Did you have a good time last night? 436 00:49:11,139 --> 00:49:15,302 I had a great time. I think we've reached a point - 437 00:49:15,518 --> 00:49:19,515 - where I can call you Viv and leave out the "ica". 438 00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:24,391 You wanna hang out or do what we did last night? 439 00:49:24,609 --> 00:49:29,151 - Or eat, then do what we did? - Sounds good. 440 00:49:31,030 --> 00:49:36,487 - Have your boarding passes ready. - You'll have to check your bag. 441 00:49:36,703 --> 00:49:44,116 The movie on this flight will be... I can't think of any more. 442 00:49:44,334 --> 00:49:51,296 - Where's your car? - Our dad got mad, took it away. 443 00:49:51,507 --> 00:49:57,461 We used to work for him, but we quit today. Actually, we're unemployed. 444 00:49:57,679 --> 00:50:02,838 - You don't work with Mr. Zadir? - We just met him last night. 445 00:50:03,058 --> 00:50:09,724 - We will be. So no, but yes. - If we ever get to see him again. 446 00:50:13,650 --> 00:50:18,775 - You don't need boarding passes. - Get away from us. 447 00:50:18,988 --> 00:50:22,938 - You guys are a big waste of time. - Como what? 448 00:50:23,159 --> 00:50:28,318 - Steve, you're a jerkoff. - I'm glad you shared that with me. 449 00:50:28,538 --> 00:50:33,532 - It's a big step for both of us. - Consider last night a favor. 450 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:37,369 Now do us a favor. Never talk to us again! 451 00:50:37,588 --> 00:50:41,252 - What did we do? We'll change. - You can't change. 452 00:50:41,466 --> 00:50:45,048 You are ugly, pathetic losers. 453 00:50:45,260 --> 00:50:50,301 I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads! 454 00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:56,220 That's the problem. Poor schmucks look just the same as rich schmucks. 455 00:51:08,572 --> 00:51:14,111 - No... Yes... - This is the worst day of my life. 456 00:51:14,327 --> 00:51:18,027 I'd really appreciate it if you didn't talk to me right now. 457 00:51:18,247 --> 00:51:21,662 I don't know how to respond to that. 458 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:29,004 Big surprise. You don't know how to work the clubs, talk to the ladies. 459 00:51:29,215 --> 00:51:33,792 You only know how to ask me how to do everything! 460 00:51:34,010 --> 00:51:38,173 That's why everything has gone wrong. You're holding me back. 461 00:51:38,389 --> 00:51:47,391 You're like this thing tied to my leg, this dragging thing on a chain. 462 00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:51,389 - A lead weight? - Yes, thank you. But not anymore! 463 00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:55,107 Nothing. That's all. Nothing. 464 00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:01,239 You can't blame me. Today was just a series of random events gone awry. 465 00:52:01,450 --> 00:52:07,238 Maybe they wouldn't go awry if I had someone next to me with a brain! 466 00:52:07,455 --> 00:52:13,327 You know what? Dad was right. You are a loser. 467 00:52:13,544 --> 00:52:19,297 You know what, Steve? I lied. You're not good looking. 468 00:52:19,507 --> 00:52:24,501 Did you say something? I can't hear things from that low to the ground. 469 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:29,215 - Consider me your ex-brother. - I don't care. 470 00:52:29,432 --> 00:52:33,346 Care about this? You want the real thing? 471 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,182 - Do you want...? - Stop talking to me. 472 00:52:36,397 --> 00:52:38,887 Fine. My pleasure. 473 00:53:22,936 --> 00:53:28,808 Little Post-Its, you little idiot. 474 00:53:29,024 --> 00:53:32,144 Get out, 'cos I hate you. 475 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,245 - You should take a lesson from it. - Grieco. 476 00:54:11,727 --> 00:54:17,101 - You'll be very happy with these. - How long do they last? 477 00:54:17,315 --> 00:54:22,475 They last forever. They're silk. They'll always be in bloom. 478 00:54:22,695 --> 00:54:28,649 They'll never die, never change. Never say you're not good looking. 479 00:54:28,867 --> 00:54:35,782 They'll always be in your room, not suddenly move to the guest house. 480 00:54:35,998 --> 00:54:40,077 Something has come up. Excuse me. 481 00:54:40,293 --> 00:54:46,247 - All the customers are depressed. - It's just that I miss Doug. 482 00:54:46,465 --> 00:54:51,340 - He's in the guest house. It's a mansion. - There's no cable. 483 00:54:51,553 --> 00:54:57,175 - Yes, there is. They have Cinemax. - But there's no HBO. God! 484 00:55:00,268 --> 00:55:05,013 - Feel it right here. Squeeze. - Hey, Steve. 485 00:55:05,230 --> 00:55:08,599 I heard about your brother. 486 00:55:08,817 --> 00:55:14,440 - So when are we gonna go out? - I know a place with spinach wraps. 487 00:55:14,656 --> 00:55:20,029 I know you've had you heart set on this, but the truth is, I'm a rebel. 488 00:55:20,244 --> 00:55:24,111 You're like this sweet-girl-from-next-door type. 489 00:55:24,330 --> 00:55:31,495 I go to college. Translation: Drunken orgies with occasional Cliff notes. 490 00:55:31,712 --> 00:55:36,836 It sounds good, but I just got out of this very serious relationship. 491 00:55:37,050 --> 00:55:40,833 I have to nurse my emotional wounds. 492 00:55:41,053 --> 00:55:44,836 That could take till... Saturday. 493 00:55:45,056 --> 00:55:50,346 That's perfect. Your dad got us tickets for David Copperfield this Saturday. 494 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:57,013 It's gonna be so much fun to see things appear and disappear. 495 00:56:01,112 --> 00:56:03,270 I'll see you. 496 00:56:08,535 --> 00:56:14,287 - Oh, man. Great glutes. - I don't care. 497 00:56:40,186 --> 00:56:43,555 - That's expensive. - Gotta go. 498 00:56:46,609 --> 00:56:50,688 Who decorates like this? Steve, come on. 499 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:29,475 "Business. Human Relationships in Management." 500 00:57:29,687 --> 00:57:32,889 "Covers the development of..." 501 00:57:33,106 --> 00:57:38,147 Here's one. "Business Computer Systems." That's a good one. 502 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:43,781 Machines are Doug's thing. I'm more of a people person. 503 00:57:43,990 --> 00:57:50,703 A business man must have knowledge of computers. Come on. 504 00:57:50,913 --> 00:57:55,373 Here's another one. "Venture Management." 505 00:57:55,584 --> 00:58:01,289 Gosh, Emily, school? I'll have to read, and homework... 506 00:58:01,505 --> 00:58:06,131 Teachers saying: "Would you share that with the rest of the class?" 507 00:58:06,343 --> 00:58:09,047 Do you want me to be less horny? 508 00:58:09,262 --> 00:58:14,552 - No, that wouldn't be good. - Look, here's what we do. 509 00:58:14,767 --> 00:58:20,886 First, we combine the stores, okay? Then we can add the furniture. 510 00:58:21,105 --> 00:58:24,474 Recliners and sofa beds... 511 00:58:24,692 --> 00:58:28,523 - And end tables and... - Chairs. 512 00:58:28,737 --> 00:58:33,813 - Oh, yes, chairs. - Ottomans. 513 00:58:34,033 --> 00:58:40,201 Yes, ottomans. We're gonna be bigger than Ikea... Home Depot. 514 00:58:44,625 --> 00:58:48,409 Ikea! 515 00:58:58,220 --> 00:59:03,427 I think we're moving way too fast. You're talking like we're married. 516 00:59:04,892 --> 00:59:10,478 Oh, Steve. You just made me so happy. 517 00:59:10,689 --> 00:59:14,733 What? No, I don't mean that. 518 00:59:14,943 --> 00:59:19,105 It's just that I don't... 519 00:59:23,408 --> 00:59:25,531 Okay. 520 00:59:37,962 --> 00:59:44,046 Doug, if I'm not mistaken, this place has got it going on! 521 00:59:44,259 --> 00:59:47,710 I owe you big time for inviting me. 522 00:59:47,929 --> 00:59:53,682 Who wants to dance? I call this one the sprinkler. 523 00:59:55,519 --> 01:00:00,725 You think it would be okay to wear this to your brother's wedding? 524 01:00:00,940 --> 01:00:05,482 Your brother's wedding, man. What are you gonna wear? 525 01:00:06,153 --> 01:00:10,778 You have to hand it to Steve. That Emily is the perfect woman. 526 01:00:10,990 --> 01:00:15,901 Strong legs, tight stomach, positive mental attitude... 527 01:00:16,119 --> 01:00:23,414 - She can really keep you on track. - Shut up...! Idiot. 528 01:00:25,252 --> 01:00:29,201 Just because you and your brother are having problems, - 529 01:00:29,422 --> 01:00:35,127 - that's no reason to refer to my intellect in a diminutive manner. 530 01:00:35,344 --> 01:00:40,089 I'm sorry. It's just... 531 01:00:40,307 --> 01:00:44,553 Can we not talk about my brother for a second? 532 01:00:44,769 --> 01:00:49,229 - 10-4. Boundary set. - Thank you. 533 01:00:49,439 --> 01:00:54,101 I'm having a hell of a time. 534 01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:06,574 At this moment, I want to make a toast to Steve and Emily, - 535 01:01:06,787 --> 01:01:11,034 - who after tomorrow will be Mr. and Mrs. Steven Butabi. 536 01:01:11,249 --> 01:01:15,081 - Emily Sanderson-Butabi. - Whoever. 537 01:01:15,295 --> 01:01:23,752 I would like to thank my parents, who came in all the way from Maine. 538 01:01:23,969 --> 01:01:28,677 - Despite Mom's sciatica. - Terrific, sir. 539 01:01:30,140 --> 01:01:34,968 And the Butabis, who came in all the way from Yayman. 540 01:01:35,186 --> 01:01:40,393 - Yemen. - And that's not the only union. 541 01:01:40,608 --> 01:01:46,313 - We got a new lamp-plant store. - Plant-lamp store. Much better. 542 01:01:46,529 --> 01:01:51,440 - Seriously, it sounds better. - Steve? 543 01:01:51,659 --> 01:01:54,232 You want to make a toast? 544 01:01:54,453 --> 01:01:58,070 I think you should make a toast. All the men are making toasts. 545 01:02:02,710 --> 01:02:09,127 Okay, I just want to say, "What's up, Grandma, Grandpa?" 546 01:02:09,340 --> 01:02:14,085 And to the other two old people, "What's up?" 547 01:02:14,303 --> 01:02:18,086 - Yeah, you. - Very nice. 548 01:02:18,306 --> 01:02:23,347 Steve is thrilled that this family's coming together. 549 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:30,642 I'd like to show you some of our business plans for after the merger. 550 01:02:33,819 --> 01:02:39,193 Dad? Is there any way we can cancel this whole thing? 551 01:02:39,408 --> 01:02:45,112 - Yes... No! - That is so funny. 552 01:02:45,329 --> 01:02:50,453 But it's like Emily turned out to be this whole different other person. 553 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,074 Let me explain something. 554 01:02:53,294 --> 01:02:57,956 The caterer has been paid. Your grandparents came. 555 01:02:59,090 --> 01:03:03,218 All men are nervous the night before their wedding. 556 01:03:03,428 --> 01:03:10,308 All guys are nervous and kind of hope she eats a can of botulism? 557 01:03:10,517 --> 01:03:15,593 She could hang out with a deer and accidentally be shot by a hunter. 558 01:03:15,813 --> 01:03:20,309 You know, when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistle sound, - 559 01:03:20,526 --> 01:03:25,946 - and you want to ram her toothbrush up her nostril into her skull. 560 01:03:27,865 --> 01:03:31,565 These are perfectly normal feelings. 561 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:44,664 Doug, are you there? It's Steve. 562 01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:59,220 Hi, you've reached Doug Butabi. I'm outside living it up. 563 01:03:59,434 --> 01:04:01,971 Unlike my pussywhipped brother - 564 01:04:02,186 --> 01:04:07,428 - who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. Beep. 565 01:04:07,649 --> 01:04:13,318 Doug? Sorry I missed you. I guess I'm getting married - 566 01:04:13,529 --> 01:04:18,771 - and I'm just wondering if you wanted to be my best man. 567 01:04:18,992 --> 01:04:21,198 Give me a call or page me. 568 01:04:21,410 --> 01:04:26,286 I'm in our room still across from the pool. 569 01:04:26,498 --> 01:04:28,870 See you. 570 01:04:36,298 --> 01:04:41,173 - Let's go over this one more time. - I know my duties as best man. 571 01:04:41,386 --> 01:04:45,763 I walk down the aisle. I stand next to you. 572 01:04:45,973 --> 01:04:50,350 - I settle interwedding skirmishes. - No, no... 573 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:57,061 You're the best man. Not the wedding bouncer. You just back me up. 574 01:04:57,274 --> 01:05:01,852 Like, if things get too heavy, I step in like a spotter. 575 01:05:02,070 --> 01:05:05,189 - Yeah, right. - Thanks, man. 576 01:05:05,406 --> 01:05:11,325 Let's go. We're ready, let's go. 577 01:05:11,536 --> 01:05:15,119 Do you want your kid blessed or not? 578 01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:23,621 - Richard Grieco. You know Steve? - I just don't want to be sued. 579 01:05:23,839 --> 01:05:28,879 No, listen to me. You can't get your kid confirmed for less than $150. 580 01:05:29,093 --> 01:05:32,675 You want your kid blessed, you call me. 581 01:05:32,888 --> 01:05:40,467 Dad, I didn't have a bachelor party. That's a major part of a wedding. 582 01:05:40,686 --> 01:05:46,024 So could we delay a couple of hours so that we could go to a strip club? 583 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:50,146 I have to go. Leave me a message. 584 01:05:52,780 --> 01:05:56,279 Hey... Steve getting married. You're the man! 585 01:05:56,490 --> 01:06:01,995 Shut up, Craig. I'm walking down the aisle, you dick! 586 01:06:02,204 --> 01:06:07,909 I told you to wear white. Grandma, get off the phone. 587 01:06:22,305 --> 01:06:26,005 Dearly beloved. We're gathered here today to join... 588 01:06:26,225 --> 01:06:30,969 Did we already start? Oh. 589 01:06:31,187 --> 01:06:36,561 I thought there was supposed to be a buzzer or a whistle or something. 590 01:06:36,775 --> 01:06:40,144 ...to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 591 01:06:40,362 --> 01:06:45,948 But first I understand the bride and groom have each prepared something. 592 01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:53,914 "Dear Steve. They say if you set something free and it comes back - 593 01:06:54,123 --> 01:06:58,203 - you should love it forever. Like one of your silk plants, - 594 01:06:58,419 --> 01:07:04,254 - I'll try to stay beautiful. I know our lives together will be great." 595 01:07:04,465 --> 01:07:08,463 "Just like when we saw David Copperfield on our first date." 596 01:07:08,677 --> 01:07:10,919 "Love Emily." 597 01:07:19,937 --> 01:07:23,685 "I used to see you outside my father's store - 598 01:07:23,899 --> 01:07:30,896 - and then we went on some dates and you let me have sex with you." 599 01:07:36,743 --> 01:07:40,076 Oh, I'm done. 600 01:07:40,288 --> 01:07:44,996 If anyone has reason to believe that this man or woman - 601 01:07:45,208 --> 01:07:50,450 - should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace. 602 01:07:50,670 --> 01:07:56,791 - What's up? From out of town? - Don't hit on the bridesmaid. 603 01:07:57,010 --> 01:08:02,763 - It's your wedding. - Wait till after the ceremony. 604 01:08:03,890 --> 01:08:09,513 Do you promise to love Emily for as long as you both shall live? 605 01:08:09,729 --> 01:08:14,022 My dad already paid the caterer. 606 01:08:15,609 --> 01:08:21,113 Do you promise to love Steven for as long as you both shall live? 607 01:08:21,322 --> 01:08:24,857 - Steven, repeat after me. - After me. 608 01:08:31,122 --> 01:08:36,542 - With this ring, I thee wed. - With this ring, I thee wed. 609 01:08:39,463 --> 01:08:42,249 Now, Emily. 610 01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:46,373 With this ring... 611 01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:58,434 Doug! 612 01:09:01,648 --> 01:09:05,396 - What the hell's he doing here? - Make him stop. 613 01:09:05,610 --> 01:09:08,859 Turn that music off! 614 01:09:09,070 --> 01:09:14,147 You know what I paid for this wedding? 615 01:09:14,367 --> 01:09:19,527 Don't do that with your head. That's so dumb! 616 01:09:19,747 --> 01:09:23,447 - Mr. Butabi, I can't... - Keep going. You want to get paid? 617 01:09:23,667 --> 01:09:30,914 - You're out of my will! - I told you he was a jerk! 618 01:09:41,807 --> 01:09:46,267 Emily... Sorry. I'm not ready yet. 619 01:09:46,478 --> 01:09:51,435 - Steve, stop! - Nice poem, though. Sorry, Dad. 620 01:09:51,649 --> 01:09:57,733 Steve, come back here! Don't you leave me. I'm not kidding. 621 01:09:57,946 --> 01:10:03,781 Mr. Butabi, as an actor and observer of human nature, I can tell you - 622 01:10:03,993 --> 01:10:07,657 - that your son is not ready for this sort of commitment. 623 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:15,286 - Hello. - Hey. 624 01:10:22,759 --> 01:10:26,127 - Go ahead, Father. - What are you doing? 625 01:10:26,345 --> 01:10:31,931 Emily, Steve's discipline is lacking as is his appreciation for you. 626 01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:38,677 Now, I can bench press 305 pound, and my body fat is less than 2%. 627 01:10:41,858 --> 01:10:46,650 I am a professional trainer. I also hope to market my own protein bar. 628 01:10:46,862 --> 01:10:50,729 Plus, I've always loved you. 629 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:58,157 Okay. But we should look into infomercials. 630 01:10:58,372 --> 01:11:03,792 - This is a completely new fee. Cool? - Yeah. 631 01:11:06,212 --> 01:11:11,004 Okay. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here again today... 632 01:11:13,385 --> 01:11:18,212 Also, I took Craig clubbing. 633 01:11:18,430 --> 01:11:21,550 That was all right. 634 01:11:21,767 --> 01:11:25,811 Plus I rented a lot of videos. I didn't do much else. 635 01:11:30,649 --> 01:11:33,222 Look, Steve... 636 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:42,700 I'm sorry. I said a lot of bad things before. 637 01:11:44,786 --> 01:11:50,491 I've been thinking... You're my brother. 638 01:11:50,708 --> 01:11:56,745 We're brothers, and when we're together... 639 01:11:58,465 --> 01:12:01,038 I just... 640 01:12:03,385 --> 01:12:06,339 You don't drag me down. 641 01:12:07,806 --> 01:12:11,885 I drag me down. 642 01:12:13,310 --> 01:12:16,145 And you... 643 01:12:17,064 --> 01:12:20,064 You complete me. 644 01:12:20,275 --> 01:12:24,224 - Shut up. - What? 645 01:12:24,445 --> 01:12:29,190 Just shut up. You had me at "hello". 646 01:12:43,710 --> 01:12:52,299 It seems to me, you're a bit harder on Doug than you are on Steve. 647 01:12:52,510 --> 01:12:57,752 It's true. It's just that Doug is so rebellious. I can't control him. 648 01:12:57,973 --> 01:13:00,725 But rebellious, scrappy, dreamer... 649 01:13:00,934 --> 01:13:05,263 What other young man does that remind you of? 650 01:13:06,522 --> 01:13:11,598 - Myself as a kid. - So who are you really fighting with? 651 01:13:15,405 --> 01:13:20,778 Mr. Grieco... You see right through me. 652 01:13:33,879 --> 01:13:37,378 I missed this car. I look good in it. 653 01:13:37,590 --> 01:13:40,295 And you look good also. 654 01:13:40,509 --> 01:13:45,384 Thanks. Glad you moved back into the room. 655 01:13:45,597 --> 01:13:49,843 Dad was cool about the wedding after his chat with Grieco. 656 01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:54,519 And it really improved your relationship with him. 657 01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:02,189 - Is that an outside nightclub? - That's your idea. 658 01:14:02,403 --> 01:14:05,273 Pull over. Let's check it out. 659 01:14:14,330 --> 01:14:18,872 - We only let people in on the list. - We're on the list. 660 01:14:19,084 --> 01:14:25,832 - Steve and Doug Butabi. - Step right in. 661 01:14:26,048 --> 01:14:31,967 - Go right in. - I guess we should go in then. 662 01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:38,758 - We're gonna go in. - We're going in. 663 01:14:40,602 --> 01:14:45,347 I can't believe we got in. Sure it wasn't a mistake? 664 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:48,898 - It's weird to be in here. - But they stole your idea. 665 01:14:56,240 --> 01:15:01,234 Butabis? I've been looking all over for you. Come here! 666 01:15:01,453 --> 01:15:05,746 - Mr. Zadir! - How do you like our club? 667 01:15:05,957 --> 01:15:09,539 - Our club? - I cut you in. It was your idea. 668 01:15:09,752 --> 01:15:14,627 - Sweet ass sweet. - Running a club is hard work. 669 01:15:14,839 --> 01:15:17,840 - Don't worry about it. - We're workaholics. 670 01:15:18,050 --> 01:15:23,008 Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says he didn't grab your ass. 671 01:15:23,220 --> 01:15:25,428 What is he up to now? 672 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:29,305 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 673 01:15:30,519 --> 01:15:33,603 - Let's do some business. - All right. 674 01:15:38,026 --> 01:15:42,402 - Put some cherries on that. - Nice call. 675 01:15:42,613 --> 01:15:48,318 - Mr. Butabi, can you approve this? - That looks fine and all that. 676 01:15:48,535 --> 01:15:51,784 - Hi, Mr. Barntabi. - It's Butabi, but that's okay. 677 01:15:51,996 --> 01:15:56,823 How's the hair? Successful-club-owner good? 678 01:15:57,042 --> 01:16:01,584 That voice sounds so familiar. 679 01:16:04,590 --> 01:16:08,634 - Are you...? - Doug? 680 01:16:08,843 --> 01:16:12,793 - Credit vixen? - My God, I can't believe this. 681 01:16:13,014 --> 01:16:17,058 You're even more beautiful than you sound. 682 01:16:17,267 --> 01:16:23,102 - You stopped calling. - Not because I didn't want to. 683 01:16:23,314 --> 01:16:26,848 Am I what you expected? 684 01:16:28,110 --> 01:16:31,561 I totally approve. 685 01:16:32,822 --> 01:16:37,365 - You're not here with anyone? - Just my friend. 686 01:16:39,453 --> 01:16:42,204 Hottie police officer? 687 01:16:42,414 --> 01:16:47,324 I was really looking forward to meeting you in court on June 6th. 688 01:16:47,543 --> 01:16:52,085 - So, do you guys wanna dance? - No. 689 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:57,884 - Yes. - Yes. 690 01:16:58,094 --> 01:17:02,719 - Oh, I love this song. - I'm getting kind of sick of it. 691 01:17:47,010 --> 01:17:49,880 I broke the window again.