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(BASTARDS OF YOUNG PLAYING)

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God, what a mess
on the ladder of success

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Where you take one step
and miss the whole first rung

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Dreams unfulfilled graduate unskilled

5
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It beats pickin' cotton
and waitin' to be forgotten

6
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We are the sons of no one
Bastards of young

7
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We are the sons of no one
Bastards of young

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The daughters and the sons

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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(BOYS LAUGHING)

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BOY: Look, I'm going to be paying off
these student loans until, like, 2003.

12
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Hey, you want to get out of here?

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-What a rager, huh?
-Yeah. Yeah.

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Isn't it weird that all this,

15
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this all happened
at the end of the semester?

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You and me.

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James...

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I don't think I can see you anymore.

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You don't... What do you mean?

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Sorry.

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Women are mercurial, man.

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-And you did just start dating last week.
-It was 11 days ago.

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You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V,
did you?

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-That has nothing to do with it.
-Oh, Christ. Brennan.

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-What?
-You did! You promised me!

26
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Look, I don't lie to people
who I care about.

27
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Yes, but you could've just left it
out of the narrative. You know?

28
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You don't want "virgin"
to be your signifier.

29
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He takes one semiotics class,
and I'm supposed to...

30
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Here, drink up.

31
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You need to bed down the next lonely,
plain-looking, insecure depressive

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who throws herself at you
and get it over with.

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Look, I know most people
have low standards.

34
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I guess I'm... I'm different.

35
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Well, you know what,
we'll find you a girl, all right?

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-When we're on the Continent.
-Here's to sexually-permissive cultures!

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Yes! Focus on Europe.

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It's going to be
a transformative experience.

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-To the graduate.
-ALL: To the graduate.

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JAMES: Yeah, so I researched
some more youth hostels,

41
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and the median cost
is just a little higher than I expected,

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about $7.68 more,

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multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56.

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Bill, do you want to take this?

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Excuse me, can you get me
a refill here? That's an old-fashioned.

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So with the $368
I have from Grandpa's trust fund,

47
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plus the $900 you guys
are already giving me, thank you,

48
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I do need an additional $279.11.

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James, we didn't want
to spoil your graduation,

50
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but your father has been transferred
to a different department.

51
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Really? Is that... Is that bad?

52
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Yes, we're making less,
considerably less.

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Because this trip
was my graduation present, so...

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Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip,
but I'm afraid we just can't afford it.

55
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You could still help me
with rent next year, right?

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All right, James,
you're not listening to me.

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-WAITRESS: Here you go, sir.
-There we go. Thank you very much.

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(CLEARS THROAT) Listen,
here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation.

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Wait. What am I going to do
about grad school?

60
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You know,
Columbia's holding a spot for me.

61
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Well, if you end up deciding
that's what you want to do,

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then obviously
you're going to have to get a job.

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A summer job?

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Summer in Pittsburgh.

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-That's fucking harsh.
-It's a nightmare.

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They don't like people like me
where I'm from.

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You know, we're romantics.
I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes.

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Hey, yeah, well, you know what,
don't worry about it, all right?

69
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You know, with my dad's connections,
we'll get a great deal on an apartment.

70
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And, hey,
I'll float you for the first few months.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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-Thank you so much, Eric.
-Hey, don't worry about it.

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What the hell are you doing?
Our parents are right over...

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What, them? They're clueless.

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Fuck, this is good weed.

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Speaking of which,
I just want you to know

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that you'll be with me in spirit
this summer.

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-Hey, put that away.
-Yeah. Take it.

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-No.
-Take it.

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-Take it!
-Okay.

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Look, James,
I know things suck right now, all right?

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But look at it this way,

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in a few short months,
you'll be with me,

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in New York City,
the greatest fucking city in the world!

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Like we always talked about, man.
Living the adventure together.

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Quit worrying, Brennan.
That's what the weed is for.

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MRS. BRENNAN:
Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention.

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MR. BRENNAN:
All right, I'm just trying to drive.

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(HERE SHE COMES NOW PLAYING)

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Here she ever comes now now

91
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now

92
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Here she ever comes now now

93
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now

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Oh, it looks so good

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She's made out of wood

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Just look and see

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Here she ever comes now now

98
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now

99
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Here she ever comes now now

100
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now

101
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Oh, it looks so good

102
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She's made out of wood

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Just look and see

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I really haven't had that many jobs,
per se,

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but here are my academic records
and my extracurricular activities.

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I wrote for The Gordian Knot,
it was a literary journal in college.

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And in math, I got 770 on the SATs,

108
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so I assume I'd be good
at tabulating checks.

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These are the only jobs
you've ever had?

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No, no, I also spent several years

111
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taking care of a neighbor's lawn,
the Palmieris.

112
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I have their
letter of recommendation here.

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All right. Fill this out.
I'll call you if anything comes up.

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Okay.

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No, I've never actually
driven an asphalt mixer, per se,

116
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but I did once drive my friend's van
to Wisconsin

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on a pretty lengthy road trip.

118
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Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way
I can take a lesson...

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They hung up.

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What am I supposed to do?
I'm not even qualified for manual labor.

121
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The only place I know I can get a job
is with Frigo.

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What, at Adventureland?

123
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You got a concussion on the
teacup ride there when you were 6.

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-You can do better, kiddo.
-No, there's nothing.

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I majored in Comparative Literature
and Renaissance Studies.

126
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Unless someone needs help
restoring a fresco, I'm screwed.

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(BLENDER WHIRS)

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Oh, for God's sake, Bill.

129
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-Nad attack!
-Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me.

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-Brennan, come here.
-Frigo, stop. Okay.

131
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There's the lawn mower, lawn mower,
lawn mower!

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(JAMES GROANING)

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-Yes!
-Frigo.

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(LAUGHING) Oh, Brennan!

135
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Right here, sir! Right here, sir!
Have a funtastic time!

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I don't have much work experience,
per se, but...

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(CHATTERING ON RADIO)

138
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I'm sorry.

139
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MAN ON RADIO:
Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby?

140
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PAULETTE: Bobby?

141
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-Paulette, come in, Paulette?
-Channels.

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-You just... You gotta press it.
-Oh, they're gone.

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Okay.

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This is James,
and he's applying for a games job.

145
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Games! Oh, great, good.
Let's get you set up.

146
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Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job,
if it's still open.

147
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You look more like a games guy,

148
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plus I've already got out
the games application, so... All right?

149
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Okay. Yeah, no. I just...

150
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My name is Bobby.

151
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Okay, rules. No freebies,
no free turns for your friends,

152
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-no free upgrades, no free food.
-So, just nothing is free here.

153
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Everybody has to pay for everything.

154
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And more importantly,
working in games,

155
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no one ever wins a giant-ass panda.

156
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Yeah, we don't have that many left.

157
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Cool? Can you hand me
a T-shirt, please?

158
00:09:00,058 --> 00:09:03,653
Here, I have a resume. I don't know
if you still want to take a look at it.

159
00:09:04,629 --> 00:09:05,960
James? Am I pronouncing that right?

160
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-(CLEARS THROAT) James? James?
-Yeah.

161
00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:10,665
Okay, by accepting this T-shirt,
you are...

162
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Hired!

163
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(SOFTLY) Well, usually I...

164
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-More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt.
-Sorry.

165
00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:19,472
Okay, new guy, let's get this over with.

166
00:09:26,118 --> 00:09:29,417
Here we are
at the first of many shitty games.

167
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This one is inexplicably
called The Flighing Dutchman.

168
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Even more inexplicable
is how they decided to spell it.

169
00:09:37,329 --> 00:09:38,887
Hey, Jerry.

170
00:09:38,932 --> 00:09:40,923
$1 buys 5 rings.

171
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If one of the rings lands
on one of the red bottles,

172
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they win a giant-ass panda.

173
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-That is a giant-ass panda.
-Yeah, it's the best prize in the park.

174
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And that's because this game
is un-winnable.

175
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Observe. I'll drop a ring
from 3 inches away.

176
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So nobody ever wins?

177
00:09:56,783 --> 00:09:58,842
If someone wins a giant-ass panda
on your watch,

178
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you should just go home
because you're fired, okay?

179
00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,082
So the object of the game

180
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is to knock the hat off the dummy
with a softball,

181
00:10:05,425 --> 00:10:09,987
except, as you'll see,
half the hats are glued on.

182
00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:11,919
JAMES: Really?
JOEL: Yeah.

183
00:10:12,498 --> 00:10:15,558
I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids
10 cents a day to make these toys,

184
00:10:15,602 --> 00:10:17,331
we can't just give them away.

185
00:10:17,636 --> 00:10:21,003
You get a 5-minute bathroom break
every 2 hours.

186
00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:24,476
I recommend saving a few of those up
in case you have to go number 2.

187
00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:27,172
(CHUCKLING) Brennan,
they got you working on games?

188
00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:30,478
What a pussy! You're such a pussy!

189
00:10:30,516 --> 00:10:34,646
-You know that demented person?
-Yeah. He used to be my best friend.

190
00:10:34,686 --> 00:10:35,710
Then I turned 4.

191
00:10:35,989 --> 00:10:37,854
JOEL: So if you stand
directly below the hoop,

192
00:10:37,890 --> 00:10:40,620
you will see that it's been hammered
into an oval shape.

193
00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,060
But from back there,
the sucker just can't tell.

194
00:10:43,096 --> 00:10:45,326
Jesus, that's so wrong.

195
00:10:45,765 --> 00:10:48,165
A criminal abuse
of the laws of perspective.

196
00:10:48,201 --> 00:10:49,634
Yeah, well,
people are getting ripped off.

197
00:10:49,669 --> 00:10:52,103
Yeah, yeah, Trotsky,
let's get you a booth.

198
00:10:52,139 --> 00:10:54,801
So your life must be utter shit,
or you wouldn't be here.

199
00:10:54,841 --> 00:10:55,933
I was supposed to go to Europe,

200
00:10:55,975 --> 00:10:57,408
but my family has money problems.

201
00:10:57,443 --> 00:10:59,570
JOEL: Wait till your parents
start making you pay rent.

202
00:10:59,613 --> 00:11:02,138
My dad even makes me pay utilities.

203
00:11:02,548 --> 00:11:04,243
BOY: I don't want...

204
00:11:04,283 --> 00:11:05,341
(MODERN LOVE PLAYING)

205
00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:07,717
I catch the paper boy

206
00:11:07,755 --> 00:11:10,417
But things don't really change

207
00:11:10,457 --> 00:11:12,618
I'm standing in the wind

208
00:11:12,659 --> 00:11:13,683
(BOYS WHOOPING)

209
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,557
But I never wave bye-bye

210
00:11:15,596 --> 00:11:17,359
(BUGLE TRUMPETING)

211
00:11:18,732 --> 00:11:21,132
But I try

212
00:11:22,268 --> 00:11:24,259
I try

213
00:11:25,806 --> 00:11:27,967
Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!

214
00:11:29,142 --> 00:11:30,473
(BELL RINGING)

215
00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:34,412
Okay, we have a winner.
It's the purple horse.

216
00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:37,906
Green's in 2nd. Yellow's 3rd.
Congratulations.

217
00:11:37,951 --> 00:11:40,920
Here you go. You can have that.

218
00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:43,751
-Hey, James?
- Yeah?

219
00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:48,119
You think you can maybe, you know,
take it up a notch?

220
00:11:48,162 --> 00:11:50,528
Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not
the right guy to run this game.

221
00:11:50,564 --> 00:11:53,294
I really... I think I should probably be
on the rides department.

222
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:56,063
No. No, no, no.
You're more of a game guy.

223
00:11:56,104 --> 00:11:58,698
-No, you're very... You're very gamey.
-Yeah.

224
00:11:58,739 --> 00:11:59,933
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

225
00:11:59,973 --> 00:12:01,440
Have you ever seen
a horse race before?

226
00:12:01,475 --> 00:12:04,376
Have you ever, like,
heard one on the radio?

227
00:12:04,412 --> 00:12:06,573
Harness racing
or, like, the normal kind?

228
00:12:06,613 --> 00:12:09,207
-That's a good question.
-It doesn't really matter.

229
00:12:09,249 --> 00:12:11,547
Look, the Kentucky Derby.
Have you seen the Kentucky Derby?

230
00:12:11,585 --> 00:12:13,246
The way they announce it on the radio,
and it's really...

231
00:12:13,288 --> 00:12:14,755
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"100, 200, 200, going..."

232
00:12:14,788 --> 00:12:17,018
-That's an auction, sweetie.
-Right.

233
00:12:17,057 --> 00:12:19,355
So don't...
Yeah, just get into it, you know?

234
00:12:19,393 --> 00:12:21,725
Make it a show. Make it a performance.
You know what I mean?

235
00:12:21,763 --> 00:12:22,991
That's what people come for.

236
00:12:23,031 --> 00:12:26,228
So, let's take it to a 10.
All right, got faith in you, man.

237
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,165
Thank you.

238
00:12:28,203 --> 00:12:30,865
-PAULETTE: Take it to a 10. I like that.
-Okay.

239
00:12:34,308 --> 00:12:38,039
Ladies and gentlemen,
put down your mint juleps.

240
00:12:38,079 --> 00:12:39,637
Horses are all at the starting gate.

241
00:12:39,681 --> 00:12:40,705
(BELL RINGING)

242
00:12:40,749 --> 00:12:42,011
Okay, and they're off!

243
00:12:42,049 --> 00:12:44,074
And Red bolts out of the gate,
taking an early lead!

244
00:12:44,119 --> 00:12:45,279
But look out! Here comes Green,

245
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,413
issuing a challenge
from the outside lane.

246
00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:49,116
Green runs well
on a muddy track, folks,

247
00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:51,819
so today's conditions
give him a slight edge.

248
00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:53,326
And Yellow is dead last!

249
00:12:53,361 --> 00:12:57,161
What a disappointment after Yellow's
strong showing at Saratoga last spring.

250
00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:58,688
Wait! Look out! Wait a second!

251
00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:00,530
Out of nowhere,
Orange breaks ahead of the pack,

252
00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:02,229
and now, in the backstretch,
Orange and Green.

253
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:04,568
Orange and Green,
and Orange takes it by a nose!

254
00:13:04,606 --> 00:13:05,971
Green places and Red shows.

255
00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:08,168
Please come to the window
to collect your winnings!

256
00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:14,170
-What window? There's a window?
-No. No, there's not. Here you go.

257
00:13:14,549 --> 00:13:15,948
(TOY SQUEAKING)

258
00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:17,815
Congratulations, sir.

259
00:13:21,556 --> 00:13:23,285
(SIGHING)

260
00:13:24,627 --> 00:13:26,151
(SNICKERS)

261
00:13:26,495 --> 00:13:27,553
(THUDDING)

262
00:13:27,595 --> 00:13:28,653
I'm new.

263
00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:33,492
Our original initiative rapidly got
all tangled up in the sale of arms.

264
00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:35,367
And the sale of arms got tangled up...

265
00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:37,099
(SNORING)

266
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,398
Hey, why don't you call
one of your old friends?

267
00:13:40,442 --> 00:13:43,570
I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat?

268
00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:47,914
And tell them I work as a carny?
No, thank you.

269
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:49,575
(BANGS ON TABLE)

270
00:13:49,618 --> 00:13:52,178
-Yo! Guy!
-Yeah?

271
00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:54,018
-Give me five.
-Okay.

272
00:13:54,056 --> 00:13:55,921
(ROCK ME AMADEUS PLAYING)

273
00:13:56,424 --> 00:14:00,155
Hey, I heard some big fat lady
fell off the Paratrooper.

274
00:14:00,196 --> 00:14:02,323
Oh, really? I didn't hear about that.
Was she okay?

275
00:14:02,364 --> 00:14:06,027
I don't know.
Hey, you know what? Give me 10.

276
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:09,367
-Okay.
-You know what? Make it 15.

277
00:14:09,405 --> 00:14:14,069
Yeah, I heard she was this
big, fat, slob of a woman, you know?

278
00:14:14,109 --> 00:14:17,943
Hey, he won! Check it out!
Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom!

279
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,880
-MAN: We got a winner!
-Come on, check it out!

280
00:14:19,915 --> 00:14:23,874
Okay, sir, actually,
I saw you holding him over the bottles.

281
00:14:23,919 --> 00:14:24,977
That's cheating.

282
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:28,183
Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir.
You know, you gotta give him a prize!

283
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:31,022
-Yeah, I saw him throw it!
-Hey, thank you, sir.

284
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:36,589
-Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job.
-This faggot's trying to rip off a kid!

285
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,202
Why don't you give the kid
a fucking panda.

286
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,773
Here you go, here's your panda.

287
00:14:45,809 --> 00:14:49,745
Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom.
I mean, he's just a little kid.

288
00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:52,539
Look, am I gonna get in trouble?

289
00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:54,674
No one's ever supposed
to lose a giant-ass panda.

290
00:14:54,718 --> 00:14:56,879
Is it worth getting knifed over?

291
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,114
No.

292
00:14:58,153 --> 00:15:02,954
-Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started.
-Em. Nice to meet you.

293
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:06,821
Sucks you're gonna lose your job
your second day, James.

294
00:15:07,196 --> 00:15:11,223
No. Shit. I need this job.

295
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,894
(LAUGHS) I'm kidding. You're okay.

296
00:15:14,938 --> 00:15:17,065
I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda
at knifepoint.

297
00:15:17,107 --> 00:15:20,440
MUNCH: Yo, Connell! Rock on!

298
00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:27,242
-Who's that?
-Connell. He's the maintenance guy.

299
00:15:31,121 --> 00:15:33,214
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

300
00:15:33,257 --> 00:15:35,487
JAMES: Hey, Joel, is that a pipe?

301
00:15:37,093 --> 00:15:38,253
(SIGHS) Yeah, I know.

302
00:15:38,295 --> 00:15:41,731
It's a revolting affectation,
but it relaxes me.

303
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,758
-Hey, Joel. Hey.
-Hi.

304
00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:47,068
You guys want some of this?

305
00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:50,197
-I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum?
-Thanks.

306
00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:57,007
(JAMES EXHALES)

307
00:15:57,047 --> 00:15:59,242
I think somebody was trying
to write "Satan Lives" on that wall,

308
00:15:59,283 --> 00:16:01,444
but they spelled it "Satin Lives."

309
00:16:01,484 --> 00:16:03,850
One of those textile-worshipping cults,
no doubt.

310
00:16:03,887 --> 00:16:04,945
(ALL LAUGHING)

311
00:16:04,988 --> 00:16:06,319
-That's quite funny.
-Yeah.

312
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,655
Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em.

313
00:16:08,693 --> 00:16:11,184
You know
about Connell and Lou, right?

314
00:16:11,227 --> 00:16:13,457
No, I don't know about them.

315
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:14,725
Time out, guys.

316
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,232
-Guys, he doesn't know the legend.
-GIRL: Oh, my God!

317
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,963
-FRIGO: Tell him.
-Connell once jammed with Lou Reed.

318
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:20,561
-Really?
-MUNCH: The historic Lou Reed.

319
00:16:20,603 --> 00:16:23,231
-The Lou Reed.
-So Connell's like a real musician?

320
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:27,176
Yeah, he's got his own band.
It's frigging awesome.

321
00:16:27,211 --> 00:16:30,374
-He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it.
-He's married, you perv!

322
00:16:30,414 --> 00:16:32,348
Nice pipe, Grandpa!

323
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:33,475
(ALL LAUGHING)

324
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:36,748
Oh, my God.
That was a whole corn dog!

325
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,153
I'm sorry, Joel.
My brother is such a douche.

326
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,248
(CAR HONKING)

327
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,054
FRIGO: Looks like it's us!
Let's go, panty stain!

328
00:16:42,093 --> 00:16:45,221
"Panty stain," that's me.
Good night, everybody.

329
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,697
Hey, I could give you a ride,
if you want.

330
00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:50,599
Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really?

331
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,692
FRIGO: What?
EM: Yeah.

332
00:16:51,736 --> 00:16:53,101
-Thank you so much. I got a ride.
-FRIGO: Hey, what?

333
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,002
You can go. Good night.

334
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,632
-You got a ride?
-Yes.

335
00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:59,837
All right, then.
Then why don't you ride this?

336
00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:02,107
-(GASPING) Oh, my God.
-GIRL: Frigo.

337
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,411
-FRIGO: All right, I'll see you, Brennan.
-What the hell was that?

338
00:17:04,449 --> 00:17:06,144
It's just my life.

339
00:17:09,553 --> 00:17:13,387
(DON'T WANT TO KNOW IF YOU ARE
LONELY PLAYING ON RADIO)

340
00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:24,797
I'm curious to know
exactly how you are

341
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:31,571
I keep my distance
But that distance is too far

342
00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:36,775
It reassures me just to know
that you're okay

343
00:17:36,815 --> 00:17:41,343
But I don't want you to go on
needing me this way

344
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:46,220
And I don't want to know
if you are lonely

345
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,721
EM: Here, have some rum.
JAMES : Thanks.

346
00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:53,026
Oh, shit.
Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy.

347
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,926
Yeah, she used to read my journals.
I had to start writing them in Italian.

348
00:17:57,969 --> 00:17:59,903
I took Italian for a year.
I went through an opera...

349
00:17:59,938 --> 00:18:01,428
Okay, she's gone.

350
00:18:03,608 --> 00:18:06,941
So, Joel told me that you're gonna go
to Columbia for grad school.

351
00:18:06,979 --> 00:18:11,143
-Yeah.
-Wow. I'm at NYU right now.

352
00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,174
Oh, really? Oh, that's cool.

353
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:16,277
Maybe I'll run into you
on the streets of NYC.

354
00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:20,118
-What are you studying?
-Journalism.

355
00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:22,524
Yeah, I want to be, like,
a travel essayist.

356
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:24,860
But I want to report
on the real state of the world.

357
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,558
You know, like Charles Dickens,

358
00:18:26,598 --> 00:18:28,225
for example, wrote
what you might call travel books,

359
00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:31,099
but he visited prisons
and mental asylums.

360
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,228
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

361
00:18:34,273 --> 00:18:35,535
-That's cool.
-Yeah, is it?

362
00:18:35,575 --> 00:18:37,008
-Yeah.
-Okay.

363
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:38,202
No, it is, it's...

364
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,939
(CLEARS THROAT) But why do you
have to go to grad school for that?

365
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,716
No, that's a valid question,

366
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:48,583
but, actually, journalism is kind of
like this old boys' network still.

367
00:18:48,621 --> 00:18:51,988
You need the right connections.
It's very Ivy League, very exclusive.

368
00:18:52,024 --> 00:18:57,291
Stupid. I think my mother would rather
I intern at some Fortune 500 company

369
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,525
or something like that.

370
00:18:59,565 --> 00:19:01,556
-Fuck that, right?
-Yeah.

371
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,229
Yeah.

372
00:19:06,506 --> 00:19:09,634
I got to go. I have to meet a friend.

373
00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:12,405
-Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride.
-Sure.

374
00:19:46,346 --> 00:19:47,404
(AIR GUNS FIRING)

375
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:50,211
Hey, I heard you jammed
with Lou Reed.

376
00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:53,082
-Don't believe everything you hear.
-Okay.

377
00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:56,588
I'll tell you about it sometime.

378
00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:59,690
So, where does your band play?

379
00:19:59,726 --> 00:20:03,594
Usual shitholes around town.
I need better musicians.

380
00:20:04,531 --> 00:20:07,295
-I'm starting a new band out in LA.
-Los Angeles?

381
00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:10,428
Yeah. It's going to be cool.
Going this winter.

382
00:20:12,105 --> 00:20:13,629
-JAMES: Jesus.
-Nasty.

383
00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:16,833
You'll get better at avoiding that.

384
00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:25,477
Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight.
My dad's out of town.

385
00:20:26,887 --> 00:20:28,548
I'm invited?

386
00:20:28,589 --> 00:20:30,750
Yep, that's why I'm telling you.

387
00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:34,659
-Connell?
-You kiddies have fun.

388
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,193
She's cool, right?

389
00:20:40,969 --> 00:20:42,561
You're just smearing that around.

390
00:20:42,869 --> 00:20:44,336
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

391
00:20:44,371 --> 00:20:47,431
JOEL: Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin
at table games, so go easy on me.

392
00:20:47,475 --> 00:20:50,035
We're having a ping-pong tournament!

393
00:20:50,678 --> 00:20:51,804
-JAMES: Hey.
-Hey.

394
00:20:51,845 --> 00:20:53,107
Nice digs.

395
00:20:53,146 --> 00:20:56,673
Kind of begs the question of why the
hell you're working at Adventureland?

396
00:20:56,718 --> 00:20:59,414
Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer.

397
00:20:59,454 --> 00:21:03,185
It's been his life-long dream for
his daughter to work at Adventureland.

398
00:21:03,223 --> 00:21:06,158
-High hopes.
-Also gets me out of the house.

399
00:21:06,828 --> 00:21:09,353
So we can drink your parents' booze.
It's okay?

400
00:21:09,397 --> 00:21:10,887
-Absolutely.
-Yes!

401
00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:13,456
-Awesome.
-Don't touch me.

402
00:21:13,501 --> 00:21:16,629
Hey, I actually brought something
for the party.

403
00:21:20,775 --> 00:21:22,800
-What is that?
-It's a joint.

404
00:21:22,844 --> 00:21:24,436
-Oh.
-Yeah.

405
00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:25,503
(LAUGHS)

406
00:21:25,713 --> 00:21:27,146
SUE: Bobby is weird.

407
00:21:27,181 --> 00:21:29,376
I had to go back and get the extra
employee key for the bathroom,

408
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:31,351
and I went back, I opened the door,

409
00:21:31,386 --> 00:21:36,016
and there were all these pictures
of him and Paulette, naked.

410
00:21:39,694 --> 00:21:40,956
JOEL: What a weirdo.

411
00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:47,790
Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim.
Anybody care to join me?

412
00:21:52,941 --> 00:21:54,067
Okay.

413
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,742
(CHUCKLES) Come on.

414
00:22:00,783 --> 00:22:03,980
Is anybody else coming in here,
or is it just us?

415
00:22:05,453 --> 00:22:06,852
Yeah, okay.

416
00:22:15,363 --> 00:22:17,888
-See, it's not so bad. It's okay.
-No, it's okay.

417
00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:19,366
(CHUCKLING)

418
00:22:26,408 --> 00:22:31,038
-Do you have any more of that pot?
-Yeah, at home. Why?

419
00:22:32,314 --> 00:22:34,214
-We should make pot cookies.
-(LAUGHING) Okay.

420
00:22:34,249 --> 00:22:36,809
That would be so fun.
Have you done that?

421
00:22:36,852 --> 00:22:39,912
-I have not. I've had cookies.
-All right.

422
00:22:39,956 --> 00:22:42,049
My connections have all dried up.
That's why I'm asking.

423
00:22:42,091 --> 00:22:43,388
Your connections have dried up?

424
00:22:43,425 --> 00:22:45,359
What, you think, I have ties
to the underworld or something?

425
00:22:45,394 --> 00:22:46,554
I have 5 joints.

426
00:22:46,762 --> 00:22:48,753
You think I can, like,
put a hit out on somebody?

427
00:22:48,798 --> 00:22:49,822
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

428
00:22:51,734 --> 00:22:53,599
(BOTH LAUGHING)

429
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,631
(GASPING) Oh, my God!

430
00:23:00,909 --> 00:23:05,505
I got you. I got the door.
It's only 3 feet, so I can handle it.

431
00:23:06,182 --> 00:23:07,308
Okay.

432
00:23:12,255 --> 00:23:13,347
-I'm gonna get a drink.
-Okay.

433
00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:14,880
EM: You want one?

434
00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:24,790
-Coming?
-Yeah.

435
00:23:29,072 --> 00:23:31,199
Yeah, I'll meet you inside.

436
00:23:32,409 --> 00:23:34,001
-Okay.
-I'll meet you inside.

437
00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:35,476
-Okay.
-Okay.

438
00:23:37,213 --> 00:23:38,441
Shit.

439
00:23:41,351 --> 00:23:45,447
Boner! You got a boner!
Brennan's got a boner!

440
00:23:45,488 --> 00:23:46,785
(ALL LAUGHING)

441
00:23:46,856 --> 00:23:47,948
Yeah!

442
00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:51,192
(I'M IN LOVE WITH A GIRL PLAYING)

443
00:23:52,730 --> 00:23:53,754
Thanks.

444
00:23:53,963 --> 00:23:57,729
I like your records.
Eno, Replacements, Big Star.

445
00:23:57,767 --> 00:24:02,067
Hey, give me your underwear.
I'll throw them in the dryer for you.

446
00:24:03,239 --> 00:24:05,571
-I promise you'll get them back.
-Yeah.

447
00:24:10,714 --> 00:24:12,045
Thank you.

448
00:24:22,158 --> 00:24:25,059
-Who's that?
-EM: It's my stepmom.

449
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:31,499
I don't think there's any pictures
of my mom in here.

450
00:24:31,534 --> 00:24:36,096
-She died 2 years ago.
-Really? I'm sorry.

451
00:24:37,775 --> 00:24:40,608
My dad remarried last year.
That's Francy.

452
00:24:41,679 --> 00:24:44,079
You see that unholy abomination
on her head?

453
00:24:44,114 --> 00:24:45,547
-Yeah.
-It's a wig.

454
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:46,777
Is it?

455
00:24:48,318 --> 00:24:52,584
She had, like, a nervous breakdown
when her first husband divorced her.

456
00:24:52,623 --> 00:24:54,386
Lost all her hair.

457
00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:57,485
I would feel bad if she wasn't
such a status-obsessed witch.

458
00:24:57,528 --> 00:24:58,552
(CHUCKLES)

459
00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:01,855
(CLEARS THROAT)

460
00:25:01,899 --> 00:25:05,164
-I'm buzzed. You?
-Yeah, kind of.

461
00:25:18,749 --> 00:25:21,013
-What was that?
-What was what?

462
00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:23,515
I'm gonna go...
You want to go see what they're doing?

463
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:24,647
Yes.

464
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,429
FRIGO: I think I drank, like,
a whole bottle of vodka.

465
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,932
JAMES: You were drinking vermouth
the whole night, it's disgusting.

466
00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:37,092
FRIGO: Yeah, it's a type of vodka.

467
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:44,101
You okay? Frigo? What are you doing?

468
00:25:44,141 --> 00:25:46,302
Okay, good night!

469
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,970
(PHONE RINGING)

470
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:55,480
Hello?

471
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:02,118
Hey. No, actually,
the party broke up pretty early.

472
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:13,436
I'm in here.

473
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,501
(TASTE OF CINDY PLAYING)

474
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:17,735
Crack of dawn

475
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:21,668
Cindy's movin' on

476
00:26:23,181 --> 00:26:27,015
She's talking Cindy to everyone

477
00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:34,350
-So we have, like, 5 minutes?
-No.

478
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,861
Though I've heard it before

479
00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:41,797
There's not much point
in wasting time, though.

480
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:45,634
But I just can't get away

481
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:50,073
Cindy kills me every day

482
00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:16,364
(TOPS PLAYING)

483
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:28,106
Lisa P. is back!

484
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,377
-Lisa P. is back!
-FRIGO: Lisa P.? Did you hear that?

485
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:33,580
Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back!

486
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,717
-Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back!
-Yeah? Who's Lisa P.?

487
00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:40,692
Holy mother of crap!
"Who's Lisa P.?"

488
00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:41,920
That's Lisa P.

489
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:46,022
Come on, come on

490
00:27:48,235 --> 00:27:53,366
Have you ever heard
those opening lines

491
00:27:54,441 --> 00:28:00,038
You should leave this small town
way behind

492
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:05,210
I'll be your partner
Show you the steps

493
00:28:08,654 --> 00:28:12,090
Oh, my God,
look at the shape of her ass.

494
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,322
It's a platonic ideal.
That ass is a higher truth.

495
00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:19,958
Look, look at that little portal of light,
just below her crotch,

496
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,729
right where the thigh
meets the pudendum.

497
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:24,293
The pudendum? Are you pre-med?

498
00:28:24,337 --> 00:28:27,864
I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams
about that diamond-shape portal.

499
00:28:27,908 --> 00:28:29,637
She's coming over here, man. Be cool.

500
00:28:29,676 --> 00:28:31,940
Okay, I'll try to hold it together.

501
00:28:31,978 --> 00:28:34,640
-Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly.
-Hey, Joel.

502
00:28:34,681 --> 00:28:37,149
So, I didn't expect you to be back here.

503
00:28:37,184 --> 00:28:40,085
Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like,
mapped out.

504
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,180
Laying out by the pool by day,
dancing by night.

505
00:28:43,224 --> 00:28:48,184
But my dad got injured on the job,
and he's laid up, so I got to help out.

506
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,958
Sorry to hear that.
My mom has shingles.

507
00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:53,625
Oh.

508
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:56,363
Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express.

509
00:28:56,403 --> 00:29:00,499
I don't want Paulette bitching me out
on my first day.

510
00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:02,702
-I'm Lisa.
-James.

511
00:29:02,743 --> 00:29:05,940
(CHUCKLES) I heard you lost
a giant-ass panda at knifepoint.

512
00:29:05,979 --> 00:29:09,437
Did you?
I guess my legend precedes me.

513
00:29:09,484 --> 00:29:12,885
-What?
-It was nice to meet you.

514
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,080
Nice to meet you, too, James.

515
00:29:16,057 --> 00:29:17,922
Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly.

516
00:29:19,327 --> 00:29:22,023
A little more than 40%
of these fish are dead.

517
00:29:22,062 --> 00:29:23,927
I am amazed
at how tiny my paycheck is,

518
00:29:23,965 --> 00:29:25,523
after working doubles.

519
00:29:25,566 --> 00:29:28,967
Well, we are doing the work of pathetic,
lazy morons.

520
00:29:29,002 --> 00:29:30,367
(ROCK ME AMADEUS PLAYING)

521
00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:33,133
Jesus fucking Christ, they play
this song, like, 20 times a day.

522
00:29:33,174 --> 00:29:36,200
Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!

523
00:29:36,544 --> 00:29:38,375
(KIDS WHOOPING)

524
00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:41,972
Hey.

525
00:29:42,016 --> 00:29:44,041
-Hey.
-Hey, I made you a tape.

526
00:29:44,085 --> 00:29:45,450
These are my favorite bummer songs.

527
00:29:45,486 --> 00:29:47,954
They're truly miserable,
pit-of-despair type songs.

528
00:29:47,989 --> 00:29:49,513
-I think you'll love it.
-Cool.

529
00:29:49,557 --> 00:29:51,889
Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink
or something?

530
00:29:51,926 --> 00:29:53,052
EM: Sure.

531
00:30:01,235 --> 00:30:02,259
(PLAYING HOT BLOODED)

532
00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:05,534
I got a fever of 103

533
00:30:05,573 --> 00:30:09,202
Come on, baby
Do you do more than dance?

534
00:30:09,243 --> 00:30:12,076
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

535
00:30:21,190 --> 00:30:22,555
(CHUCKLES)

536
00:30:24,058 --> 00:30:29,086
-Hey, I feel like I should tell you.
-Tell me what?

537
00:30:30,499 --> 00:30:33,832
Yeah. I had my heart broken recently.

538
00:30:34,969 --> 00:30:38,803
Is that... I don't know,
I just thought I should tell you.

539
00:30:38,841 --> 00:30:40,900
-That sucks.
-Yeah.

540
00:30:40,943 --> 00:30:43,810
-Who broke your heart?
-A girl at school.

541
00:30:43,846 --> 00:30:47,179
Yeah, it's typical.
I actually... I think there was...

542
00:30:47,216 --> 00:30:48,274
I think there was something there.

543
00:30:48,317 --> 00:30:49,978
I think that we actually had,
like, potential.

544
00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:52,953
I don't know. I think she was afraid.

545
00:30:54,456 --> 00:30:55,480
Afraid of what?

546
00:30:55,524 --> 00:30:58,015
I don't know.
Afraid of it being good or something.

547
00:30:58,060 --> 00:30:59,721
Was the sex good?

548
00:31:00,863 --> 00:31:02,854
She was very sexy.

549
00:31:02,898 --> 00:31:05,264
You've been with a lot of girls?

550
00:31:06,134 --> 00:31:10,628
Yep. Are we talking about, like,
intercourse specifically?

551
00:31:11,473 --> 00:31:13,498
-(LAUGHS) Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.

552
00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:16,305
No, in that case,

553
00:31:16,346 --> 00:31:18,814
there were actually a few times that I...

554
00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:20,144
Yeah, a few times I could've done that.

555
00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:23,083
But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right.

556
00:31:23,118 --> 00:31:26,178
Wait, so you're telling me
you're a virgin?

557
00:31:26,222 --> 00:31:29,020
-There were circumstances...
-Oh, my God!

558
00:31:29,057 --> 00:31:30,285
-Oh, my God.
-(LAUGHS) No, I went...

559
00:31:30,325 --> 00:31:34,785
Okay, all right, for example, junior year,
I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke.

560
00:31:34,831 --> 00:31:38,961
Betsy was kind of, like...
She was kind of a prude, actually.

561
00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:41,231
Anyway, one day,
I was reading Shakespeare,

562
00:31:41,271 --> 00:31:46,573
and I realized I don't really love
this person. You know?

563
00:31:46,608 --> 00:31:49,076
It was one of the sonnets.

564
00:31:49,112 --> 00:31:51,239
"Being your slave, what should I do

565
00:31:51,281 --> 00:31:55,047
"but tend upon the hours
and times of your desires?"

566
00:31:55,083 --> 00:32:00,146
And I realized I don't want to tend
to Betsy's hours or her times.

567
00:32:00,189 --> 00:32:01,622
All right, that doesn't matter.

568
00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:04,821
Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house,
and I was literally about to tell her,

569
00:32:04,861 --> 00:32:06,829
and that's the night
she said she wanted to have sex.

570
00:32:06,863 --> 00:32:09,798
Can you believe it? It was the same...
You know, it was the same night, so...

571
00:32:09,832 --> 00:32:12,392
And you didn't just fuck her anyway?

572
00:32:12,435 --> 00:32:13,595
Hmm?

573
00:32:15,405 --> 00:32:16,463
No.

574
00:32:16,506 --> 00:32:17,530
(SOFT CHUCKLE)

575
00:32:18,608 --> 00:32:23,910
So what about you and intercourse?

576
00:32:23,947 --> 00:32:27,075
-Can you stop saying "intercourse"?
-Sure, sure.

577
00:32:28,152 --> 00:32:29,744
I don't know.
There were guys in high school,

578
00:32:29,787 --> 00:32:32,449
and then, like, there were other ones.

579
00:32:33,356 --> 00:32:37,053
-Were you in love with any of them?
-No. Hell no.

580
00:32:37,962 --> 00:32:38,986
Got you.

581
00:32:39,029 --> 00:32:40,428
(DOOR OPENING)

582
00:32:40,463 --> 00:32:43,091
Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell!

583
00:32:43,132 --> 00:32:45,100
-Jimbo.
-JAMES: Hey, you know this place?

584
00:32:45,135 --> 00:32:48,434
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows this is my joint.

585
00:32:50,273 --> 00:32:51,900
These guys work at the park.
This is Ronnie.

586
00:32:51,941 --> 00:32:53,932
Nice to meet you.

587
00:32:53,978 --> 00:32:55,707
-Hi.
-Hey.

588
00:32:55,746 --> 00:32:58,237
We're gonna go meet some friends
in the back.

589
00:32:58,281 --> 00:32:59,407
Cool.

590
00:33:01,051 --> 00:33:03,451
Do it! My nephew!

591
00:33:08,892 --> 00:33:11,258
Is that Connell's wife?
She's, like, really pretty.

592
00:33:11,295 --> 00:33:12,785
Yeah, she is.

593
00:33:12,997 --> 00:33:16,194
She works
at that lame disco, Razzmatazz.

594
00:33:17,935 --> 00:33:20,870
-It's kind of sad.
-Oh, yeah? I've never been there.

595
00:33:20,904 --> 00:33:25,204
No, I mean their marriage is sad.
He didn't want it. Now he's trapped.

596
00:33:26,577 --> 00:33:28,875
(CONTINUE PLAYING HOT BLOODED)

597
00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:34,713
Are you sure you want to go?
The band is really awful.

598
00:33:34,752 --> 00:33:37,312
-Yeah, I just needed some air.
-Okay.

599
00:33:39,723 --> 00:33:41,782
(PALE BLUE EYES PLAYING)

600
00:33:46,930 --> 00:33:50,195
Sometimes I feel so happy

601
00:33:52,770 --> 00:33:55,967
Sometimes I feel so sad

602
00:33:58,476 --> 00:34:01,639
Sometimes I feel so happy

603
00:34:02,579 --> 00:34:06,538
But mostly you just make me mad

604
00:34:08,787 --> 00:34:12,484
Baby, you just make me mad

605
00:34:16,261 --> 00:34:20,288
Linger on

606
00:34:21,399 --> 00:34:24,596
Your pale blue eyes

607
00:34:27,972 --> 00:34:31,567
Linger on

608
00:34:33,878 --> 00:34:38,008
-Hey, can we go somewhere?
-Yeah.

609
00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:44,984
Thought of you as my mountain top

610
00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:50,992
Thought of you as my peak

611
00:34:54,033 --> 00:34:56,695
Thought of you as everything

612
00:34:58,803 --> 00:35:01,670
I've had but couldn't keep

613
00:35:04,677 --> 00:35:05,769
JAMES : Hey.

614
00:35:11,951 --> 00:35:16,115
Linger on

615
00:35:17,089 --> 00:35:20,581
Your pale blue eyes

616
00:35:22,861 --> 00:35:24,522
(SIGHS)

617
00:35:28,067 --> 00:35:30,729
-You made out with her?
-Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her.

618
00:35:30,769 --> 00:35:34,000
I don't know what came over me.
It was incredible.

619
00:35:34,473 --> 00:35:38,170
Cool, man. How was that?

620
00:35:38,210 --> 00:35:39,370
(ADVENTURELAND THEME PLAYING)

621
00:35:39,411 --> 00:35:43,347
Fantastic. Joel, she's like...
She's, like, perfect, you know?

622
00:35:43,849 --> 00:35:45,976
-Good for you, man.
-Yeah.

623
00:35:46,018 --> 00:35:47,952
I got to open my booth.

624
00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:53,355
(ROCK ME AMADEUS PLAYING)

625
00:35:53,459 --> 00:35:54,721
(BOY SHOUTING)

626
00:35:55,227 --> 00:35:56,592
(BLOWING)

627
00:36:00,799 --> 00:36:02,630
Hey, do you have an ice-pick
I can jam into my ears?

628
00:36:02,668 --> 00:36:04,329
I can't listen to this song again.

629
00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:08,739
I don't, but I have this.

630
00:36:10,476 --> 00:36:12,910
-Be cool with that.
-Okay. Thanks.

631
00:36:16,349 --> 00:36:20,149
-Were you on a date last night?
-I wouldn't call it a date.

632
00:36:20,186 --> 00:36:21,619
Not into Em?

633
00:36:22,822 --> 00:36:24,847
No, she's great. She's great. I just...

634
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,153
I don't know
if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet.

635
00:36:26,193 --> 00:36:28,957
I'm kind of getting over a broken heart.

636
00:36:29,161 --> 00:36:33,097
-I hope you didn't tell her that.
-Why?

637
00:36:35,001 --> 00:36:37,299
You told her that, didn't you?

638
00:36:37,336 --> 00:36:40,430
James, no girl wants to hear about
some other chick you're hard up for.

639
00:36:40,473 --> 00:36:43,772
-Right. They don't?
-They don't.

640
00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,745
Look, I'm not saying
never be vulnerable with a girl.

641
00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:49,715
I'm just saying don't play that card first.

642
00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:53,751
Wait, it's a card? Like a card?

643
00:36:54,454 --> 00:36:58,447
There's a science to it.
You're probably pretty good at science.

644
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,287
-That works now.
-(EXCLAIMS) Yeah. Okay.

645
00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:06,330
Okay, observe. 2 options.

646
00:37:06,733 --> 00:37:09,964
I can play it safe,
pick them off from back here,

647
00:37:10,004 --> 00:37:13,531
or I can rush into the breach,
guns a-blazing.

648
00:37:13,573 --> 00:37:17,031
Make a run right at the cortex,
and bombs away.

649
00:37:17,077 --> 00:37:18,567
(EXPLOSION)

650
00:37:18,913 --> 00:37:20,938
(SPEAKING LATIN)

651
00:37:20,981 --> 00:37:23,882
Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that.

652
00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:28,320
I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant
in mind. I'm gonna go punch out.

653
00:37:28,356 --> 00:37:31,018
-All right, bye.
-JOEL: Your turn, man.

654
00:37:31,057 --> 00:37:33,082
JAMES: Okay, but I'm probably
not gonna be very good at this.

655
00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:38,221
-Hey.
-Hey.

656
00:37:38,466 --> 00:37:40,957
I really want to see you tonight.

657
00:37:41,001 --> 00:37:43,196
-Tonight?
-Yeah.

658
00:37:43,237 --> 00:37:45,899
Unless you got something else
going on.

659
00:37:47,408 --> 00:37:49,433
JOEL: You're doing really good.

660
00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:53,242
JAMES: I jump when he jumps
just instinctively.

661
00:37:53,281 --> 00:37:57,081
Where? Where do you wanna go?
Not the backseat of your car.

662
00:37:57,117 --> 00:37:59,017
We can go to my mom's.

663
00:38:00,221 --> 00:38:02,280
(PINBALL MACHINE DINGING)

664
00:38:05,359 --> 00:38:07,452
-Hey, James?
-Yeah?

665
00:38:10,097 --> 00:38:12,998
Whoa, bonus round. Kudos.

666
00:38:15,070 --> 00:38:17,504
I heard you might have some weed.

667
00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:21,001
Yeah, I have a stash.
Why, you like the ganja?

668
00:38:21,242 --> 00:38:22,607
(CHUCKLES)

669
00:38:23,245 --> 00:38:24,610
Sometimes.

670
00:38:26,614 --> 00:38:27,740
Beer?

671
00:38:27,782 --> 00:38:29,647
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

672
00:38:29,684 --> 00:38:32,517
-Got anything stronger?
-Yeah.

673
00:38:39,161 --> 00:38:40,253
So what excuse
do you give your mother

674
00:38:40,295 --> 00:38:42,525
for coming down here so late?

675
00:38:43,998 --> 00:38:46,865
Gotta pump some midnight iron?

676
00:38:46,902 --> 00:38:51,271
Sometimes I come here to practice.
Give Ronnie a break.

677
00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:57,071
You still hot for your wife?
What's the sex like?

678
00:38:58,313 --> 00:39:01,180
Why? Why would you...
Why would you say that?

679
00:39:01,215 --> 00:39:05,049
-Don't be mean.
-Jeez, you're sensitive.

680
00:39:05,087 --> 00:39:09,888
No, I'm serious. When we're together,
we're good to each other.

681
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,255
Let's not ruin it.

682
00:39:15,464 --> 00:39:16,590
Okay.

683
00:39:21,203 --> 00:39:22,966
So, how's your dad?

684
00:39:24,306 --> 00:39:27,241
Since he can't work,
he's been so fucked up.

685
00:39:27,976 --> 00:39:32,470
(EXHALING) Yeah. Stays in bed a lot.
Won't see anyone.

686
00:39:33,515 --> 00:39:36,416
-Men are prideful creatures.
-Exactly.

687
00:39:41,323 --> 00:39:43,223
Do you believe in God?

688
00:39:45,161 --> 00:39:48,961
Wow, theology doesn't come up
a lot around here.

689
00:39:48,997 --> 00:39:51,329
Yeah, but you see someone you love
in pain,

690
00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:52,994
you sort of think
about that kind of stuff.

691
00:39:53,035 --> 00:39:54,730
I believe in love.

692
00:39:57,706 --> 00:40:00,334
I mean,
I think that love is very transferable,

693
00:40:00,376 --> 00:40:02,867
I mean, transformable.

694
00:40:02,912 --> 00:40:06,143
I think that love
makes things transform together.

695
00:40:06,816 --> 00:40:08,807
(LAUGHING)

696
00:40:08,851 --> 00:40:10,512
I'm majorly high.

697
00:40:11,154 --> 00:40:14,055
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too.

698
00:40:14,689 --> 00:40:16,247
(LISA CONTINUES LAUGHING)

699
00:40:16,292 --> 00:40:17,589
I'm having dinner with my parents.

700
00:40:21,831 --> 00:40:23,389
Somebody's hungry.

701
00:40:23,433 --> 00:40:26,402
James, I read
that Pitt has some journalism courses.

702
00:40:26,436 --> 00:40:28,495
-Is that so?
-Oh, yeah?

703
00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:33,101
MRS. BRENNAN:
Yeah, I was just thinking that,

704
00:40:33,142 --> 00:40:35,007
you know,
it might make fiscal sense for you

705
00:40:35,044 --> 00:40:38,309
to stay close to home for a while.

706
00:40:38,347 --> 00:40:42,249
And they have these broadcasting
internships on Mister Rogers'.

707
00:40:42,285 --> 00:40:45,948
I get to intern on a kids' show
with marionettes.

708
00:40:45,988 --> 00:40:48,479
Mom, I thought you wanted me to go
to an Ivy League school,

709
00:40:48,525 --> 00:40:49,856
like the one I've been accepted to.

710
00:40:49,892 --> 00:40:52,656
I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic.

711
00:40:52,695 --> 00:40:57,792
They're hand puppets,
not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'.

712
00:40:58,701 --> 00:41:02,000
You know, like,
"Royal greetings, I am King Friday."

713
00:41:02,038 --> 00:41:03,164
(SNICKERING)

714
00:41:03,207 --> 00:41:05,402
That's a terrible impression.

715
00:41:05,442 --> 00:41:07,069
MRS. BRENNAN:
James, what is wrong with you?

716
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:13,282
We, the people, in order to have
a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!"

717
00:41:13,317 --> 00:41:16,684
Hey! Jugglers, fireworks!

718
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:20,588
Mr. Fabulous' Incredible
Performing Canines tonight!

719
00:41:20,624 --> 00:41:24,025
Hey, kid. In the clown mouth.
Come on.

720
00:41:24,061 --> 00:41:26,586
-Be a pal. Thanks, buddy.
-BOY: Eat it!

721
00:41:27,196 --> 00:41:28,959
Son of a bitch!

722
00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:31,628
Get him! Get him!

723
00:41:32,636 --> 00:41:34,570
-BOBBY: Come here.
-Be careful.

724
00:41:35,606 --> 00:41:36,664
(CHEERING)

725
00:41:36,707 --> 00:41:38,265
All right! Hey!

726
00:41:38,609 --> 00:41:40,167
(PANTING)

727
00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:41,404
Oh, my God!

728
00:41:41,645 --> 00:41:44,910
I don't even celebrate July 4th,
you know? I celebrate Bastille Day.

729
00:41:44,948 --> 00:41:47,678
That's why Bastille Day
is gonna be a blast for me.

730
00:41:52,957 --> 00:41:54,652
(DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER PLAYING)

731
00:41:54,691 --> 00:41:56,488
There is freedom within

732
00:41:56,527 --> 00:41:58,586
There is freedom without

733
00:41:58,629 --> 00:42:02,565
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup

734
00:42:05,269 --> 00:42:08,204
There's a battle ahead

735
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,537
Many battles are lost

736
00:42:10,575 --> 00:42:12,702
But you'll never see the end of the road

737
00:42:12,743 --> 00:42:16,372
While you're traveling with me

738
00:42:16,414 --> 00:42:18,541
Hey now, hey now

739
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:21,575
Don't dream it's over

740
00:42:21,618 --> 00:42:24,519
Hey now, hey now

741
00:42:24,556 --> 00:42:27,548
When the world comes in

742
00:42:27,592 --> 00:42:31,050
They come, they come

743
00:42:31,094 --> 00:42:34,257
To build a wall between us

744
00:42:34,299 --> 00:42:37,097
We know they won't win

745
00:42:38,602 --> 00:42:39,864
(KNOCKING)

746
00:42:40,972 --> 00:42:43,167
-Park's closed, Em.
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

747
00:42:43,207 --> 00:42:45,903
-Rich, you scared the hell out of us.
-Rich, it's me, James.

748
00:42:45,944 --> 00:42:48,538
-Park's closed, James.
-Okay, we'll leave soon, okay?

749
00:42:48,580 --> 00:42:50,241
Better leave now. The park's closed.

750
00:42:50,281 --> 00:42:52,442
-All right, we better leave now.
-Okay. Here we go.

751
00:42:52,483 --> 00:42:54,212
Okay. Thanks, Rich.

752
00:42:54,252 --> 00:42:57,050
Don't dream it's over

753
00:42:57,088 --> 00:42:59,989
Hey now, hey now

754
00:43:00,024 --> 00:43:03,016
When the world comes in

755
00:43:03,061 --> 00:43:06,087
They come, they come

756
00:43:07,432 --> 00:43:09,593
I think you're so beautiful.

757
00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:10,926
(DOOR OPENING)

758
00:43:10,969 --> 00:43:12,266
Oh, fuck.

759
00:43:12,304 --> 00:43:14,101
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

760
00:43:16,574 --> 00:43:20,374
-Hey, kids!
-Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on?

761
00:43:20,412 --> 00:43:23,904
-It's my friend James, Dad.
-Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.

762
00:43:26,217 --> 00:43:28,549
-Nice to meet you, James.
-You, too.

763
00:43:28,587 --> 00:43:31,988
-Hi, James. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

764
00:43:32,791 --> 00:43:35,954
Well, I'm gonna go do some work
before bed.

765
00:43:37,563 --> 00:43:38,962
-Good night.
-Good night.

766
00:43:38,998 --> 00:43:41,558
-Good night.
-Good night, party pooper.

767
00:43:42,033 --> 00:43:43,295
(CHUCKLES)

768
00:43:44,303 --> 00:43:48,137
So, it was a lovely party
at the Melnicks'.

769
00:43:48,173 --> 00:43:50,505
And, you know,
their daughter Lori is lovely.

770
00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:53,943
Now, she said you two
used to be best friends.

771
00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:57,073
(CLEARS THROAT) She used to
sleep over in, like, junior high.

772
00:43:57,616 --> 00:44:01,108
Did you know that she is at law school
at Northwestern?

773
00:44:03,889 --> 00:44:06,380
Lori Melnick,

774
00:44:06,425 --> 00:44:09,258
she once violated our cat Gypsy
with a ballpoint pen.

775
00:44:09,294 --> 00:44:12,422
All right, Emily!
That's enough, young lady.

776
00:44:14,166 --> 00:44:15,690
See you later.

777
00:44:16,569 --> 00:44:17,968
Sy.

778
00:44:18,570 --> 00:44:20,060
(SIGHING)

779
00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:30,216
I can't believe
my dad wants to be with that.

780
00:44:32,986 --> 00:44:34,453
(SCOFFS)

781
00:44:35,522 --> 00:44:36,853
Do you want to hear
something fucked up?

782
00:44:36,889 --> 00:44:38,015
What?

783
00:44:39,858 --> 00:44:43,191
When my mom first started getting,
like, really sick,

784
00:44:44,731 --> 00:44:46,892
my dad starts going to temple.

785
00:44:46,932 --> 00:44:49,628
He's never been serious about his faith.

786
00:44:49,669 --> 00:44:55,073
But he decided to buddy up to God,

787
00:44:55,107 --> 00:44:58,668
like he thought
it was going to help save my mom.

788
00:44:59,145 --> 00:45:00,908
And that's where he met Francy.

789
00:45:00,947 --> 00:45:02,278
(EM SIGHS)

790
00:45:03,882 --> 00:45:07,682
My mom loses her hair in chemo,

791
00:45:08,722 --> 00:45:11,384
and my dad starts fucking
a bald woman.

792
00:45:12,758 --> 00:45:14,385
It's just weird.

793
00:45:19,799 --> 00:45:21,562
I'll take you home.

794
00:45:26,139 --> 00:45:27,163
(LET THE MUSIC PLAY PLAYING)

795
00:45:27,207 --> 00:45:31,871
We started dancing
and love put us into a groove

796
00:45:31,911 --> 00:45:35,642
As soon as we started to move

797
00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:44,155
The music played while our bodies
displayed for the dance

798
00:45:44,190 --> 00:45:46,920
CONNELL: It's nice
when Paulette's got the day off.

799
00:45:47,428 --> 00:45:48,861
Put that disco station on.

800
00:45:51,097 --> 00:45:55,397
Hey, you know,
I'm a one-man woman, so...

801
00:45:55,436 --> 00:45:56,869
(MUTTERING)

802
00:45:56,904 --> 00:45:58,929
-Huh?
-Hmm?

803
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:04,274
-Hey, Bobby. I'm on break.
-All right, let's see how you did.

804
00:46:05,613 --> 00:46:07,547
(PHONE RINGING)

805
00:46:09,483 --> 00:46:12,452
Hey, babe. How's it... Hello?

806
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,750
Yeah, he's right here.

807
00:46:15,790 --> 00:46:16,950
(WHISPERING) It's your mother.

808
00:46:19,326 --> 00:46:20,520
Sorry.

809
00:46:21,595 --> 00:46:25,497
CONNELL: (SOFTLY)
Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light.

810
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,057
It's supposed to be on.

811
00:46:27,101 --> 00:46:28,466
(SIGHING)

812
00:46:29,303 --> 00:46:32,067
No, the place is not going to blow. Ma?

813
00:46:32,907 --> 00:46:34,033
I'll be right there.

814
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,967
I gotta go.

815
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,206
-Jimbo, can I ask you something?
-Yeah.

816
00:46:40,147 --> 00:46:42,980
You got one of those
little baby joints on you?

817
00:46:43,018 --> 00:46:44,610
-I do.
-Let's go.

818
00:46:55,696 --> 00:46:57,493
(SATELLITE OF LOVE
PLAYING ON RADIO)

819
00:46:57,532 --> 00:47:02,094
-Is your mom okay?
-Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom.

820
00:47:02,136 --> 00:47:04,798
Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out.

821
00:47:04,839 --> 00:47:07,273
Where'd he go?

822
00:47:07,309 --> 00:47:09,277
I don't know. He left a long time ago.

823
00:47:09,311 --> 00:47:12,303
-This is cool.
-Yeah, Lou Reed.

824
00:47:12,346 --> 00:47:15,247
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Satellite Of Love.

825
00:47:15,283 --> 00:47:17,080
Of course. Right on.

826
00:47:20,654 --> 00:47:24,784
You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story.
He's like a real hero to me.

827
00:47:24,826 --> 00:47:26,054
(LAUGHING)

828
00:47:26,094 --> 00:47:31,225
-Hey, man, how's it going with Em?
-I don't know. It's going...

829
00:47:33,068 --> 00:47:34,330
She's...

830
00:47:36,504 --> 00:47:38,734
I think I'm in love with her.

831
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,905
Soon it will be filled

832
00:47:40,942 --> 00:47:43,342
With parking cars

833
00:47:46,616 --> 00:47:49,517
I watch it for a little while

834
00:47:49,551 --> 00:47:52,042
I love to watch things on TV

835
00:47:52,087 --> 00:47:55,921
This will just take a second,
Jimbo. Don't finish that joint.

836
00:47:57,292 --> 00:47:59,760
Satellite of love

837
00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:03,821
Satellite of love

838
00:48:05,133 --> 00:48:07,601
Satellite of love

839
00:48:08,536 --> 00:48:09,628
EM: Hey.

840
00:48:11,807 --> 00:48:13,536
I was hanging out
with your boyfriend earlier.

841
00:48:13,576 --> 00:48:16,136
-He's in love with you.
-What?

842
00:48:16,778 --> 00:48:20,805
He said, I quote,
"I think I'm in love with her."

843
00:48:24,019 --> 00:48:25,213
Right.

844
00:48:32,761 --> 00:48:34,729
Hey, are you going
to Razzmatazz tonight?

845
00:48:34,764 --> 00:48:38,325
It's 2-for-Tuesday.
You get 2 for the price of one.

846
00:48:38,734 --> 00:48:41,567
I want action tonight

847
00:48:41,603 --> 00:48:44,800
Satisfaction all night

848
00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:54,513
I grab my hat and I grab my shoes

849
00:48:54,550 --> 00:48:57,644
Tonight I'm gonna
hit the streets and cruise

850
00:48:57,687 --> 00:48:59,917
(EM'S PARENTS ARGUING)

851
00:49:01,691 --> 00:49:02,817
FRANCY: You have to do something!

852
00:49:02,858 --> 00:49:03,916
You're not doing anything!

853
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,155
I can't take it anymore!

854
00:49:06,195 --> 00:49:09,096
MR. LEWIN: Maybe she needs
to see Dr. Schacter again.

855
00:49:09,131 --> 00:49:10,598
FRANCY: You have to
do something, okay?

856
00:49:10,633 --> 00:49:11,827
Something has to change.

857
00:49:11,867 --> 00:49:15,530
You know she works at that park,
that trashy park, just to embarrass us!

858
00:49:19,575 --> 00:49:21,634
You're coming through

859
00:49:21,677 --> 00:49:23,941
Seems just like a dream

860
00:49:23,981 --> 00:49:27,508
It's a mystery to me

861
00:49:27,550 --> 00:49:29,575
Fills me within

862
00:49:29,618 --> 00:49:32,212
When we're together

863
00:49:32,255 --> 00:49:35,554
Oh, baby, can't you see

864
00:49:35,592 --> 00:49:39,926
I like to feel the passion

865
00:49:39,963 --> 00:49:43,660
To the point of no return

866
00:49:46,369 --> 00:49:48,599
What are you majoring in?

867
00:49:48,638 --> 00:49:50,765
Russian Literature
and Slavic Languages.

868
00:49:50,807 --> 00:49:55,176
-Oh, wow, that's really interesting.
-Yeah.

869
00:49:55,212 --> 00:49:58,010
What career track is that?

870
00:49:58,048 --> 00:50:01,347
Cabbie, hot-dog vendor,
marijuana delivery guy.

871
00:50:01,385 --> 00:50:03,319
The world is my oyster.

872
00:50:04,388 --> 00:50:06,322
(LAUGHS)

873
00:50:06,356 --> 00:50:07,721
You kids need another round?

874
00:50:07,758 --> 00:50:09,953
-Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine.
-Actually, we'll take 2 more.

875
00:50:09,993 --> 00:50:13,429
I'll have 2. Joel, you can have 1.

876
00:50:13,830 --> 00:50:16,958
-What the hell? Are you gonna stop?
-2-for-Tuesday.

877
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,729
(OBSESSION PLAYING)

878
00:50:18,769 --> 00:50:22,330
(EXCLAIMS) Em, I love this song!
Come on, let's dance! Let's dance.

879
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:26,676
Come on. Come on.

880
00:50:28,212 --> 00:50:29,770
-Come on.
-Okay.

881
00:50:32,182 --> 00:50:34,309
You are an obsession

882
00:50:34,351 --> 00:50:37,320
Here, ready? Stay with me.

883
00:50:39,023 --> 00:50:40,684
Unopened at your feet

884
00:50:40,724 --> 00:50:42,248
There's no balance

885
00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:43,418
(EXHALES)

886
00:50:43,461 --> 00:50:45,395
-You like that?
-Yes.

887
00:50:45,430 --> 00:50:47,990
Marcy Feingold, ninth grade,
taught me that one.

888
00:50:48,032 --> 00:50:50,023
-Good one!
-Thanks a lot.

889
00:50:51,469 --> 00:50:53,699
-Nice moves, Brennan.
-Thanks.

890
00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:00,470
-Razzmatazz!
-Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry.

891
00:51:00,511 --> 00:51:02,035
(LAUGHING)

892
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,413
-But we love you more!
-It knows.

893
00:51:05,450 --> 00:51:06,576
More.

894
00:51:06,850 --> 00:51:07,908
(GROANING)

895
00:51:07,952 --> 00:51:09,977
Oh, my God. You okay?

896
00:51:10,922 --> 00:51:13,857
-Razzmatazz.
-Come on.

897
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,384
All right.

898
00:51:16,627 --> 00:51:20,188
-There you go.
-You're so strong-ish.

899
00:51:21,132 --> 00:51:22,190
I'll take that.

900
00:51:28,005 --> 00:51:30,530
(SIGHS) I'm so surprised
I'm making out with you.

901
00:51:30,575 --> 00:51:31,803
Me, too.

902
00:51:41,687 --> 00:51:45,282
Em, I think you're incredible.

903
00:51:47,926 --> 00:51:49,120
(SIGHS)

904
00:51:49,828 --> 00:51:52,729
Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life.

905
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:58,131
I'm not ready for this.
I need to take things slow.

906
00:51:58,170 --> 00:52:00,297
Okay, all right.

907
00:52:03,374 --> 00:52:04,739
I'm sorry.

908
00:52:16,688 --> 00:52:20,055
JAMES: Hey. Let me help you with that.

909
00:52:21,093 --> 00:52:22,424
I got it.

910
00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:24,924
That is ugly.

911
00:52:26,365 --> 00:52:27,423
LISA: Thanks.

912
00:52:29,601 --> 00:52:32,092
-Hey, so how's your dad?
-He's hanging in there.

913
00:52:32,137 --> 00:52:36,335
-Yeah? Still... Still not working?
-No, no.

914
00:52:37,809 --> 00:52:41,142
MALE VOICE: The Musik-Express!

915
00:52:42,181 --> 00:52:45,412
-These rides are safe, right?
-Supposedly.

916
00:52:46,219 --> 00:52:48,312
I wouldn't mess around on any of them.

917
00:52:48,353 --> 00:52:52,517
Last summer, there was this drunk idiot
goofing around on the Comet Booster,

918
00:52:52,559 --> 00:52:54,493
trying to kick his buddy.

919
00:52:54,527 --> 00:52:58,554
They found his Reebok
in the parking lot, with his foot in it.

920
00:52:58,597 --> 00:53:02,693
-Yo, Lisa. We're partners today.
-LISA: Great.

921
00:53:04,470 --> 00:53:05,869
So it's official.

922
00:53:05,904 --> 00:53:07,371
My friend Boomer
hooked me up with a job

923
00:53:07,406 --> 00:53:09,340
at the Mercedes dealership
on Route 30.

924
00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:13,243
Yeah, I'm getting a car right away.
Payments deducted from my check.

925
00:53:14,713 --> 00:53:18,843
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560,
convertible, in gold, leather interior.

926
00:53:18,885 --> 00:53:21,080
I'm even gonna get
a compact disc player.

927
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,521
-(CHUCKLES) It's gonna be insane.
-To the max.

928
00:53:24,557 --> 00:53:27,856
So, hey, Lis, you wanna
go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena?

929
00:53:27,894 --> 00:53:33,093
-My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so...
-That's okay. Take Boomer.

930
00:53:34,334 --> 00:53:37,428
And go get the hose.
There's dried puke down there.

931
00:53:37,470 --> 00:53:38,835
You don't like Priest?

932
00:53:38,871 --> 00:53:42,204
-I'm busy that night.
-I didn't tell you what night.

933
00:53:44,544 --> 00:53:48,036
James, you and I should go out
some night.

934
00:53:48,081 --> 00:53:51,346
(LAUGHING) I get it, that's a funny one.

935
00:53:51,384 --> 00:53:53,318
Face! Douche.

936
00:53:54,153 --> 00:53:56,383
-Just let me know when.
-Yeah?

937
00:53:58,092 --> 00:53:59,753
Pete, dried puke.

938
00:54:07,735 --> 00:54:12,604
I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out
with a nice guy for a change.

939
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,234
Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool.

940
00:54:15,876 --> 00:54:17,571
Oh, come on, man!

941
00:54:18,344 --> 00:54:21,711
-Want to push a button?
-No, I'm on games only.

942
00:54:21,749 --> 00:54:24,183
Okay, yeah, which one? Okay.

943
00:54:24,485 --> 00:54:26,578
(LOUD ROARING)

944
00:54:26,619 --> 00:54:29,247
LISA: Oh, my gosh!
JAMES: Shit! Shit! Shit!

945
00:54:29,456 --> 00:54:33,017
Wow! You fucked this up perfectly!

946
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:35,028
-I know. I work on games, so...
-I'm impressed.

947
00:54:35,062 --> 00:54:37,496
I know.
I shouldn't have even been here.

948
00:54:37,531 --> 00:54:39,192
-Shit.
-Hey.

949
00:54:39,433 --> 00:54:40,923
Connell, I need to ask you something.

950
00:54:40,968 --> 00:54:42,060
Hand me the crescent wrench,
would you?

951
00:54:42,102 --> 00:54:43,228
Yeah.

952
00:54:44,772 --> 00:54:48,708
So, Lisa P. just asked me if I wanted
to go out with her sometime.

953
00:54:48,742 --> 00:54:51,210
-Lisa P.?
-Yeah. It's insane.

954
00:54:51,245 --> 00:54:54,578
I think she might've just been trying
to piss off Pete O'Malley but...

955
00:54:54,615 --> 00:54:58,016
Can you imagine any universe where
she would get with a guy like me?

956
00:54:58,052 --> 00:54:59,485
She asked you out?

957
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,683
You're a fucking idiot if you don't go.
It's Lisa P.

958
00:55:02,723 --> 00:55:04,782
-Hold this, would you?
-Yeah.

959
00:55:04,825 --> 00:55:07,350
That girl's a virgin.
Can you believe that?

960
00:55:07,394 --> 00:55:10,227
Oh. In this day and age. You'd think...

961
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:14,133
Well, she's a Catholic girl.
They usually won't let you screw them.

962
00:55:14,168 --> 00:55:18,298
-But what they will let you do...
-Yeah, but what about Em?

963
00:55:19,074 --> 00:55:23,841
Are you getting all your needs
met by her?

964
00:55:26,548 --> 00:55:28,379
We're taking it slow.

965
00:55:29,084 --> 00:55:32,315
Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing.

966
00:55:34,022 --> 00:55:36,991
Every time you meet a beautiful woman,

967
00:55:37,025 --> 00:55:41,018
don't you imagine what she'd look like
underneath you, naked?

968
00:55:41,062 --> 00:55:44,725
-What? No. No.
-Someone like Lisa P.

969
00:55:44,766 --> 00:55:47,564
I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like
every cell in your body's on fire, right?

970
00:55:47,602 --> 00:55:50,196
That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah,
I know, I see where you're going.

971
00:55:50,238 --> 00:55:52,934
That's the way we're wired.
It's the way we're wired.

972
00:55:52,974 --> 00:55:56,569
It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature.
It's also tragic.

973
00:56:00,382 --> 00:56:04,079
My feelings for Em are vast.

974
00:56:04,119 --> 00:56:08,180
James, imagine it. Lisa P.

975
00:56:10,458 --> 00:56:15,395
I know. Lisa P. I know.

976
00:56:16,731 --> 00:56:18,323
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

977
00:56:29,979 --> 00:56:32,846
-Hey.
-Hey.

978
00:56:33,314 --> 00:56:34,713
I brought you this.

979
00:56:34,749 --> 00:56:38,207
It's one of my favorite authors.
Gogol. Russian.

980
00:56:38,254 --> 00:56:42,020
He lost his mind,
burned the only copy of his final book,

981
00:56:42,057 --> 00:56:44,685
died a week later of self-starvation.

982
00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:46,718
Well...

983
00:56:47,329 --> 00:56:48,557
(EXCLAIMS)

984
00:56:48,597 --> 00:56:50,997
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

985
00:56:55,638 --> 00:57:00,200
Hey, do you maybe want to go see
a shitty movie or something sometime?

986
00:57:01,176 --> 00:57:04,634
(SIGHING) Yeah, I just... You know,
I did something kind of stupid.

987
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:09,049
(LAUGHS) I... I told my brother that
we made out.

988
00:57:10,686 --> 00:57:12,677
-That's bad?
-No, no, no.

989
00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:16,486
But he... He told my parents.

990
00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:21,420
We're Catholic.

991
00:57:23,165 --> 00:57:25,190
Pete told my parents that you're Jewish.

992
00:57:25,234 --> 00:57:26,633
(EXCLAIMS)

993
00:57:27,270 --> 00:57:28,669
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

994
00:57:28,704 --> 00:57:30,103
But I'm an atheist.

995
00:57:30,139 --> 00:57:32,073
I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist,
I guess,

996
00:57:32,107 --> 00:57:35,338
-or an existential pagan, if you will...
-Yeah, yeah.

997
00:57:35,378 --> 00:57:38,541
(SIGHS) But my parents are really strict.

998
00:57:40,449 --> 00:57:41,814
I'm sorry.

999
00:57:43,587 --> 00:57:47,045
-It's still a good book.
-Nah, I'm sorry.

1000
00:57:52,662 --> 00:57:54,289
-Hey, Joel.
-Hey.

1001
00:57:56,065 --> 00:57:57,896
How'd it go with Sue?

1002
00:58:00,537 --> 00:58:01,970
Not so good.

1003
00:58:02,973 --> 00:58:05,840
Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything!

1004
00:58:05,876 --> 00:58:07,844
Come on, worse things have happened
to the Jews.

1005
00:58:07,878 --> 00:58:09,209
Fuck that!

1006
00:58:11,181 --> 00:58:12,876
You know,
you don't deserve to date Joel!

1007
00:58:12,916 --> 00:58:14,611
I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole!

1008
00:58:14,651 --> 00:58:16,619
What do you, like,
hate gay people, too?

1009
00:58:16,653 --> 00:58:20,612
Do you support apartheid?
You are not my friend.

1010
00:58:24,427 --> 00:58:26,725
(CHUCKLES) Bam! Child's play.

1011
00:58:28,698 --> 00:58:32,293
Look, you can't tell anybody,
but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight.

1012
00:58:32,335 --> 00:58:33,427
-You're what?
-Yeah.

1013
00:58:33,470 --> 00:58:36,837
This morning she asked me
if I wanted to hang out sometime.

1014
00:58:36,873 --> 00:58:40,070
What happened?
I thought you were crazy about Em.

1015
00:58:40,111 --> 00:58:41,339
I am. I am.

1016
00:58:41,378 --> 00:58:43,573
But, you know,
I don't know if she necessarily,

1017
00:58:43,613 --> 00:58:45,478
like, wants something, you know,
kind of serious.

1018
00:58:45,515 --> 00:58:50,111
And, Joel, we're men. You know,
we're, like, wired to meet our needs.

1019
00:58:50,153 --> 00:58:52,451
I get it, it's a biological imperative.

1020
00:58:52,756 --> 00:58:57,216
Frigo, you can't tell anybody,
but I have a date tonight with Lisa P.

1021
00:58:57,261 --> 00:59:01,061
What? You know,
I should give you a double-sack-whack

1022
00:59:01,097 --> 00:59:04,555
-for telling a lie like that.
-Okay, don't believe me.

1023
00:59:06,070 --> 00:59:08,561
-Where are you going?
-The Velvet Touch.

1024
00:59:13,311 --> 00:59:14,539
Thanks.

1025
00:59:17,647 --> 00:59:20,241
(LA TRAVIATA PLAYING)

1026
00:59:20,284 --> 00:59:21,842
How's the wine?

1027
00:59:24,755 --> 00:59:25,915
(SNIFFS)

1028
00:59:25,956 --> 00:59:28,356
-It's good!
-Yeah.

1029
00:59:33,965 --> 00:59:37,560
I just need to tell you something.

1030
00:59:38,035 --> 00:59:39,229
Huh?

1031
00:59:39,270 --> 00:59:41,568
Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell
a lot of people about tonight?

1032
00:59:41,606 --> 00:59:44,769
'Cause I think there's someone
at the park

1033
00:59:44,809 --> 00:59:48,142
who may have a little thing for me,
and I don't want her to feel bad.

1034
00:59:48,179 --> 00:59:51,671
-You mean Em?
-Yeah.

1035
00:59:53,351 --> 00:59:54,750
Uh-huh.

1036
00:59:55,086 --> 00:59:56,815
So you like working at the park?

1037
00:59:56,854 --> 00:59:59,322
Yeah, I think it could be
character building.

1038
00:59:59,358 --> 01:00:01,189
And, you know,
I've made a lot of friends.

1039
01:00:01,226 --> 01:00:03,285
Yeah, you and Connell
seem pretty tight.

1040
01:00:03,327 --> 01:00:04,385
Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting.

1041
01:00:04,428 --> 01:00:06,362
I think he's kind of
like a, you know, poetic soul.

1042
01:00:06,397 --> 01:00:09,889
-That guy's got some problems.
-What do you mean?

1043
01:00:10,869 --> 01:00:15,306
Last summer, he was having this thing
with this girl from the snack bar.

1044
01:00:15,607 --> 01:00:19,099
He used to take her to his mother's
basement to have sex with her.

1045
01:00:19,144 --> 01:00:22,477
(SCOFFS) His mother's basement.
How gross is that?

1046
01:00:22,981 --> 01:00:25,211
But he's married, right?

1047
01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:28,651
-Didn't stop him from hitting on me.
-Wow.

1048
01:00:29,021 --> 01:00:30,579
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

1049
01:00:33,825 --> 01:00:37,591
-Is that Frigo?
-Yeah, it is Frigo.

1050
01:00:39,765 --> 01:00:42,734
I wonder what he's doing here.
I should say hi. I've known him since...

1051
01:00:42,768 --> 01:00:44,292
Excuse me.

1052
01:00:45,804 --> 01:00:48,466
-You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P.!.
-What the fuck are you doing here?

1053
01:00:48,507 --> 01:00:51,965
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought
you were full of shit, but holy shit!

1054
01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:54,171
There she is! Think you can get me
naked pictures of her?

1055
01:00:54,212 --> 01:00:55,304
Frigo, get the fuck out of here,

1056
01:00:55,348 --> 01:00:56,747
and you can't tell anybody
about this, okay?

1057
01:00:56,782 --> 01:00:59,410
All right, all right, relax, Brennan.

1058
01:00:59,618 --> 01:01:01,882
-What's it worth to you?
-You're shaking me down?

1059
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,945
(LAUGHS) No... Yeah, yeah.

1060
01:01:04,424 --> 01:01:07,416
I hate you with such great fervor. I...

1061
01:01:09,594 --> 01:01:10,993
-Ow!
-Thanks, Brennan.

1062
01:01:11,029 --> 01:01:12,553
(JAMES GROANS)

1063
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:17,530
Sorry about that. What a coincidence.

1064
01:01:17,569 --> 01:01:21,005
Frigo was out to rent a video,
saw us through the window, and...

1065
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,632
-Wow.
-Yeah.

1066
01:01:23,242 --> 01:01:26,006
And here we are.
I wonder how the fondue is tonight.

1067
01:01:28,848 --> 01:01:32,375
I want to visit every continent,
every country, really.

1068
01:01:33,685 --> 01:01:37,416
Charles Dickens actually wrote
these really interesting travel pieces,

1069
01:01:37,457 --> 01:01:38,515
but he visited prisons...

1070
01:01:38,558 --> 01:01:41,083
Would you rather have a sailboat
or a speedboat?

1071
01:01:42,461 --> 01:01:45,589
-Gee, I guess...
-I think sailboats are, like,

1072
01:01:45,631 --> 01:01:49,192
way more cooler, you know,
like more classic.

1073
01:01:51,671 --> 01:01:54,697
Though I bet speedboats would be
a lot more fun.

1074
01:01:54,741 --> 01:01:56,368
What were you saying?

1075
01:01:56,976 --> 01:01:59,843
Just babbling.

1076
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:00,938
Oh.

1077
01:02:01,948 --> 01:02:03,438
(LISA LAUGHING)

1078
01:02:03,483 --> 01:02:06,247
LISA: I just need to get normal
before I go inside.

1079
01:02:06,285 --> 01:02:09,584
Put on some perfume
to cover the smell.

1080
01:02:09,622 --> 01:02:12,716
I was going to suggest more perfume.

1081
01:02:12,759 --> 01:02:14,351
-Shoot, my brush.
-Yeah. Hold on.

1082
01:02:14,393 --> 01:02:16,793
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

1083
01:02:16,830 --> 01:02:19,856
-Jesus, what the hell is this?
-Is that yours?

1084
01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:24,997
-No. I guess it's my dad's.
-Here, pull over here.

1085
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,277
Can you smell the pot?

1086
01:02:36,983 --> 01:02:38,473
(SNIFFS)

1087
01:02:41,255 --> 01:02:43,018
You smell amazing.

1088
01:02:43,056 --> 01:02:44,819
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

1089
01:02:44,858 --> 01:02:48,055
Thanks for tonight. It was fun.

1090
01:02:48,095 --> 01:02:51,064
Yeah. Yeah, it was.

1091
01:03:05,145 --> 01:03:06,442
(LAUGHS) Fondue.

1092
01:03:14,054 --> 01:03:16,852
JAMES: Oh, God.
LISA: Tiger.

1093
01:03:17,891 --> 01:03:18,915
Sorry.

1094
01:03:21,362 --> 01:03:23,125
-Another time.
-Yeah.

1095
01:03:35,042 --> 01:03:36,270
(JAMES CHUCKLES)

1096
01:03:36,311 --> 01:03:38,302
-Good night.
-Good night.

1097
01:04:14,549 --> 01:04:17,347
-Hey.
-Hey.

1098
01:04:17,385 --> 01:04:19,012
Hey. I missed your call last night.
Sorry about that.

1099
01:04:19,053 --> 01:04:22,022
I was out
with some old high-school buddies.

1100
01:04:23,358 --> 01:04:24,586
-Sounds fun.
-Yeah, it was.

1101
01:04:24,627 --> 01:04:27,152
We got caught up reminiscing.
I was out pretty late.

1102
01:04:27,195 --> 01:04:29,390
But what were you calling about?

1103
01:04:31,633 --> 01:04:35,660
Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was
kind of a jerk the other night.

1104
01:04:37,071 --> 01:04:41,838
Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too.
I was drunk.

1105
01:04:42,111 --> 01:04:44,204
And I brought you something.

1106
01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:49,211
-This bag?
-Mmm-hmm. What's inside the bag?

1107
01:04:51,921 --> 01:04:55,015
-(CHUCKLES) Is that a couple of joints?
-I think so. For pot cookies.

1108
01:04:55,056 --> 01:04:57,490
-Oh, my. You follow through.
-I do.

1109
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,855
Cool. This'll be fun.

1110
01:05:00,462 --> 01:05:03,920
-Let's do it.
-Okay. I'm only having half, okay?

1111
01:05:03,965 --> 01:05:07,958
Walnuts? You want to see me go
into anaphylactic shock? Fuck.

1112
01:05:08,837 --> 01:05:12,329
-Home-made? Yummy.
-Brennan, you gonna eat the other half?

1113
01:05:12,473 --> 01:05:13,701
Mmm-hmm.

1114
01:05:15,811 --> 01:05:16,903
Sorry.

1115
01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:18,270
(JUST LIKE HEAVEN PLAYING)

1116
01:05:18,314 --> 01:05:20,214
Spinning on that dizzy edge

1117
01:05:20,248 --> 01:05:23,445
I kissed her face
and kissed her head

1118
01:05:23,485 --> 01:05:27,012
And dreamed of
all the different ways

1119
01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:29,752
I had to make her glow

1120
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:33,694
"Why are you so far away?" she said

1121
01:05:33,729 --> 01:05:38,666
"Why won't you ever know
that I'm in love with you

1122
01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:42,398
"That I'm in love with you"

1123
01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:45,635
You
Soft and only

1124
01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:48,769
You
Lost and lonely

1125
01:05:48,811 --> 01:05:52,076
You
Strange as angels

1126
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:55,083
Dancing in the deepest oceans

1127
01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:57,916
Twisting in the water

1128
01:05:57,953 --> 01:06:01,286
And what a race we have here today,
ladies and gentlemen. Boy!

1129
01:06:01,324 --> 01:06:03,724
And nobody is in the lead.
Nobody is in the lead.

1130
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,354
In fact, what is so mind-blowing
about this particular race

1131
01:06:06,395 --> 01:06:09,887
is how evenly-matched
these particular competitors are.

1132
01:06:10,066 --> 01:06:13,661
And Yellow is dead last.
I don't think Yellow's moved once.

1133
01:06:14,069 --> 01:06:17,664
This is a fall from grace
for the once-great stallion, Yellow.

1134
01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:21,566
You know, Yellow has inseminated
over 1, 000 foals in his lifetime,

1135
01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:23,806
which might explain
his current exhaustion.

1136
01:06:26,249 --> 01:06:30,049
And you won, Number 9,
here you go... Here you go, great job.

1137
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,251
Hey, Bobby.

1138
01:06:32,755 --> 01:06:34,746
Brennan, what are you doing?

1139
01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:38,560
-You been toking up?
-What?

1140
01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:41,086
-You been drinking drugs?
-No!

1141
01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:43,759
Your eyes are red.
Have you been crying?

1142
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,497
Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before.
But no, Bobby,

1143
01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:50,802
I'm feeling sick because I think I ate
a bad corn dog before, Bobby.

1144
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:51,864
That's why.

1145
01:06:51,908 --> 01:06:54,399
You know, why don't you go over
to Hats Off T o Larry

1146
01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:57,038
-and collect some balls?
-Okay.

1147
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,708
And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this.

1148
01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:04,379
Hey, you all right?

1149
01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:06,321
-Yeah, thank you.
-All right.

1150
01:07:06,724 --> 01:07:07,884
This is how we met.

1151
01:07:07,925 --> 01:07:08,949
(BELL RINGING)

1152
01:07:08,992 --> 01:07:13,019
And they're off! In the lead is Green 5.
Green is in the lead.

1153
01:07:13,063 --> 01:07:17,625
Green 5, Green 5 in the lead.
And there you are, Green 5!

1154
01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:21,467
Green! You really got it going on!
You know exactly what you're doing.

1155
01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:24,702
Green! You got it, Green! You won!

1156
01:07:26,943 --> 01:07:29,969
Pass that down to her.
Loser, pass that down. Thank you.

1157
01:07:32,450 --> 01:07:34,543
(EM LAUGHING)

1158
01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:40,814
-Can I get some balls?
-You're gonna have to get more balls.

1159
01:07:40,858 --> 01:07:43,019
The customer's always right.

1160
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:46,855
Here you go.

1161
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:53,268
-I hit that thing dead-on!
-Yet he still retains his chapeau.

1162
01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:56,171
Whoa, whoa. Come on.

1163
01:07:56,207 --> 01:07:57,231
Hey!

1164
01:07:58,509 --> 01:08:00,033
(MEN LAUGHING)

1165
01:08:01,579 --> 01:08:04,047
What the fuck?
It's glued on, the fucking thing.

1166
01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:06,242
-It's not worth it.
-JOEL: We have a winner.

1167
01:08:06,283 --> 01:08:07,978
-Nicky.
-JOEL: Congratulations.

1168
01:08:08,018 --> 01:08:11,385
The fucking thing is glued on?
His hat is glued on?

1169
01:08:11,423 --> 01:08:13,721
-MAN: Fuck this, Nicky.
-What is so fucking funny?

1170
01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:16,123
-MAN: Yeah, what's so fucking funny?
-I don't know.

1171
01:08:17,428 --> 01:08:18,918
JAMES: Oh, my God!
EM: My God.

1172
01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:21,398
-What the fuck?
-NICKY: Not so funny now, is it?

1173
01:08:21,432 --> 01:08:23,832
You can't do shit like that.
Like, what the fuck?

1174
01:08:23,868 --> 01:08:25,699
-You punch him in the face?
-Back off, slut!

1175
01:08:25,736 --> 01:08:30,298
-Don't fucking touch her, man.
-What are you gonna do, faggot?

1176
01:08:33,010 --> 01:08:34,602
(NICKY GROANING)

1177
01:08:35,347 --> 01:08:36,575
Oh, fuck.

1178
01:08:36,615 --> 01:08:39,516
MAN: You're fucking dead!
WOMAN: You jerk!

1179
01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:41,609
(BREAKING THE LAW PLAYING)

1180
01:08:42,587 --> 01:08:45,385
Breaking the law, breaking the law

1181
01:08:45,423 --> 01:08:48,449
Breaking the law, breaking the law

1182
01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:51,552
Breaking the law, breaking the law

1183
01:08:51,596 --> 01:08:54,759
Breaking the law, breaking the law

1184
01:09:02,507 --> 01:09:05,533
-The option of the flute?
-Option of the flute...

1185
01:09:06,778 --> 01:09:08,769
People are trying to kill me.

1186
01:09:09,548 --> 01:09:10,572
(BANGING ON DOOR)

1187
01:09:10,615 --> 01:09:12,947
MAN: Get the fuck out, motherfucker!

1188
01:09:13,752 --> 01:09:14,912
BOBBY: Move.

1189
01:09:16,388 --> 01:09:19,585
Get out of my doorway, motherfucker!
Give me a reason!

1190
01:09:19,624 --> 01:09:22,991
Just give me a fucking reason!
You don't know what I'm capable of!

1191
01:09:23,029 --> 01:09:27,693
Come on! Please!
You don't know what I'm capable of!

1192
01:09:34,573 --> 01:09:37,007
-Bastard.
-Thanks, Bobby.

1193
01:09:37,042 --> 01:09:38,532
-No problem.
-Okay, I'm gonna take the back way.

1194
01:09:38,578 --> 01:09:39,636
Yeah, yeah, good.

1195
01:09:39,679 --> 01:09:42,773
You know what, now that I think of it,
the flute is actually more expensive.

1196
01:09:42,814 --> 01:09:45,305
MUNCH: You guys should have seen
Brennan wail on that greaseball, man.

1197
01:09:45,350 --> 01:09:47,011
-I can't believe you hit someone.
-JAMES: Me, either.

1198
01:09:47,053 --> 01:09:49,078
How'd you do it?
Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych!

1199
01:09:49,121 --> 01:09:50,315
(ALL LAUGHING)

1200
01:09:50,356 --> 01:09:53,018
Dude, this guy was huge.
I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit...

1201
01:09:53,058 --> 01:09:55,618
-And just dropped the guy.
-I can't believe they call that a hit.

1202
01:09:55,661 --> 01:09:57,959
MUNCH: Then his buddy started
chasing him all around the park,

1203
01:09:57,997 --> 01:09:59,464
and then he hid in Bobby's office.

1204
01:09:59,498 --> 01:10:01,625
FRIGO: Yeah, see,
that's more like the son of a bitch.

1205
01:10:01,666 --> 01:10:03,031
MUNCH: Bobby kicked the door down

1206
01:10:03,069 --> 01:10:04,969
and came out all psycho
with this bat like...

1207
01:10:05,004 --> 01:10:06,972
And all his buddies just go, "Okay."

1208
01:10:07,006 --> 01:10:08,405
FRIGO: Where's the guy?
Was he ever...

1209
01:10:08,441 --> 01:10:09,772
MUNCH: I don't know.
They left him on the pavement.

1210
01:10:09,809 --> 01:10:12,039
Then I got his girlfriend's number.

1211
01:10:13,746 --> 01:10:15,714
Where are you taking me?

1212
01:10:17,617 --> 01:10:19,016
You've never been to this place before?

1213
01:10:19,051 --> 01:10:20,382
No.

1214
01:10:24,223 --> 01:10:26,088
(CHUCKLES)

1215
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:32,325
I think you might be the coolest
and cutest guy I ever met.

1216
01:10:32,865 --> 01:10:34,127
Really?

1217
01:10:35,469 --> 01:10:37,960
I mean, I'm really high, but...

1218
01:11:04,131 --> 01:11:06,065
I don't want to lose you.

1219
01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:34,253
-Forget to refrigerate these?
-Yeah.

1220
01:11:35,062 --> 01:11:37,553
When did they get in, yesterday?

1221
01:11:37,597 --> 01:11:40,122
-Around what time?
-In the morning.

1222
01:11:41,268 --> 01:11:42,701
(SNIFFING)

1223
01:11:43,837 --> 01:11:45,771
-They smell weird?
-Yeah.

1224
01:11:45,806 --> 01:11:48,604
-I think that's normal, though.
-Yeah.

1225
01:11:48,643 --> 01:11:51,373
Stuffy, fry these up!

1226
01:11:52,212 --> 01:11:55,704
Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you.
Want to pick up some extra shifts?

1227
01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:58,514
-Yeah, sure.
-Good. Because Joel quit.

1228
01:11:58,952 --> 01:12:00,476
-What?
-He's passed on.

1229
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:04,513
He moved on, honey.
He didn't pass on, he moved on.

1230
01:12:07,295 --> 01:12:09,320
JOEL: I know, I heard you!

1231
01:12:15,536 --> 01:12:19,370
-What are you doing here?
-You didn't call me back.

1232
01:12:19,741 --> 01:12:23,006
Look, I can't abide the humiliation
of you seeing the inside of my house.

1233
01:12:23,044 --> 01:12:26,172
The vile plastic slipcovers,
the art-fair paintings.

1234
01:12:26,213 --> 01:12:30,377
And it's really messy.
Just go around back. I'll meet you.

1235
01:12:30,418 --> 01:12:31,885
Okay.

1236
01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:36,888
JOEL: Hey, Jeffrey!
Turn off the fucking lawnmower.

1237
01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:41,586
-Fine.
-I'm trying to have a conversation here.

1238
01:12:44,198 --> 01:12:46,894
-Fuck off, fuck face.
-JOEL: Nimrod.

1239
01:12:46,934 --> 01:12:48,026
JEFFREY: I hate you, asshole.

1240
01:12:48,069 --> 01:12:52,369
-JAMES: Hey, is it because of Sue?
-What?

1241
01:12:52,408 --> 01:12:55,468
Why you quit. Because, Joel,
you're a great guy, you know,

1242
01:12:55,510 --> 01:12:57,137
and she doesn't deserve you.

1243
01:12:57,178 --> 01:13:00,944
James, look at me.
I'm not a good-looking guy.

1244
01:13:00,983 --> 01:13:03,611
And I'm poor.
Girls aren't gonna go near me

1245
01:13:03,651 --> 01:13:06,211
when there's all these
fucking yuppies around.

1246
01:13:06,254 --> 01:13:07,949
That's ridiculous.
Not all women are like that.

1247
01:13:07,990 --> 01:13:10,254
You know, Em isn't like that.

1248
01:13:10,292 --> 01:13:11,725
-Em?
-Yeah.

1249
01:13:14,028 --> 01:13:16,189
You don't even appreciate
what you have.

1250
01:13:16,231 --> 01:13:18,131
You're chasing after Lisa P.

1251
01:13:18,167 --> 01:13:23,002
when you have this incredible,
beautiful girl right fucking there.

1252
01:13:25,874 --> 01:13:27,239
Fuck this.

1253
01:13:36,518 --> 01:13:38,884
(SAFETY DANCE PLAYING)

1254
01:13:41,323 --> 01:13:43,086
Don't do that.

1255
01:13:50,432 --> 01:13:54,266
-I thought you were off today.
-I need to tell you something.

1256
01:13:59,141 --> 01:14:04,443
Last week I went on a date with Lisa P.
She asked me out.

1257
01:14:04,481 --> 01:14:07,541
It was nothing. We kissed a little bit
at the end of the date,

1258
01:14:07,583 --> 01:14:12,543
and I felt her breast a little bit,
but nothing else.

1259
01:14:13,089 --> 01:14:15,250
Right. No intercourse?

1260
01:14:16,191 --> 01:14:17,954
No. No intercourse.

1261
01:14:19,561 --> 01:14:22,860
Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I
never talked about being exclusive.

1262
01:14:22,899 --> 01:14:27,393
I don't want to see her again, okay?
You're the one I...

1263
01:14:29,939 --> 01:14:32,464
Look, we'll both be in New York soon,
and I want to hang out with you.

1264
01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:35,410
I want to get to know you better,

1265
01:14:35,444 --> 01:14:38,709
if you want to get to know me better
as well.

1266
01:14:38,748 --> 01:14:40,545
James, you don't owe me anything.

1267
01:14:40,583 --> 01:14:44,212
I know, but I want to owe you things.

1268
01:14:45,021 --> 01:14:49,651
I'm ready to owe you things, okay?
Because I really, really care about you.

1269
01:14:50,894 --> 01:14:55,126
-Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry.
-No, no. I'm not mad at you.

1270
01:14:56,266 --> 01:15:01,795
Thanks for telling me.
That was, like, really sweet.

1271
01:15:25,262 --> 01:15:26,286
(EM SIGHS)

1272
01:15:28,398 --> 01:15:29,422
(EM SNIFFLES)

1273
01:15:39,242 --> 01:15:42,268
-Are you crazy? You can't come here.
-I just can't do this anymore.

1274
01:15:42,313 --> 01:15:44,941
I'm starting to really
fucking hate myself, you know?

1275
01:15:44,982 --> 01:15:48,748
Oh, Christ.
My wife probably heard me come in.

1276
01:15:48,786 --> 01:15:51,277
Just... I gotta...
We'll find someplace to talk.

1277
01:15:51,322 --> 01:15:54,382
I gotta go make an excuse.
Park outside my mom's house, okay?

1278
01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:56,086
-Okay.
-All right.

1279
01:15:58,662 --> 01:16:01,859
FRIGO: Brennan. Yo, Brennan.
Come here!

1280
01:16:03,601 --> 01:16:06,900
Brennan, you gotta hear this.
Tell him. Tell him what you told me.

1281
01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:09,201
I ate too many circus peanuts.

1282
01:16:09,239 --> 01:16:12,174
No, what? No, not that, retard.
The other thing, the thing about Em.

1283
01:16:12,209 --> 01:16:14,871
Frigo, shut up.
Wait, what thing about Em?

1284
01:16:14,912 --> 01:16:17,904
I saw Em and Connell in his car.

1285
01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:20,416
Right, right.
What were they doing in the car, Rich?

1286
01:16:20,451 --> 01:16:24,410
They were doing push-ups in his car.
They didn't have any pants on.

1287
01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:27,015
No pants.
Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking.

1288
01:16:27,057 --> 01:16:28,718
-James, they were fucking.
-Frigo, Frigo. Shut up.

1289
01:16:28,759 --> 01:16:33,162
-When did you see this, Rich?
-Like, a while ago, a while ago.

1290
01:16:33,197 --> 01:16:35,188
FRIGO: It was just a couple
of weeks ago, right, Rich?

1291
01:16:36,033 --> 01:16:38,092
(PHONE RINGING)

1292
01:16:38,136 --> 01:16:39,967
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)

1293
01:16:43,273 --> 01:16:46,800
-Hello?
-Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there?

1294
01:16:46,845 --> 01:16:50,713
She said she was with you.
She said she was gonna go meet you.

1295
01:16:51,281 --> 01:16:55,217
Oh, yeah.
I think we got our wires crossed.

1296
01:16:56,454 --> 01:16:57,751
Okay, bye.

1297
01:16:58,223 --> 01:17:00,282
(WOMAN CHATTERING ON PA)

1298
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:03,891
What'd he say?

1299
01:17:06,231 --> 01:17:07,721
Can you get your mother's car?

1300
01:17:09,467 --> 01:17:12,231
All right, I got the keys. Push me out.

1301
01:17:24,315 --> 01:17:25,680
(SNIFFLES)

1302
01:17:30,655 --> 01:17:32,623
I don't want to drink.

1303
01:17:37,929 --> 01:17:41,126
Did you know James went out
with Lisa P. last week?

1304
01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:43,327
-I know.
-You know.

1305
01:17:43,935 --> 01:17:46,529
-You want me to rat out James?
-Right.

1306
01:17:50,109 --> 01:17:52,100
JAMES: Slow down.
FRIGO: Shit.

1307
01:17:52,144 --> 01:17:53,168
It's Em's car.

1308
01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:55,906
JAMES: Let's wait here.

1309
01:18:01,420 --> 01:18:04,150
I stole some of my grandma's
cough medicine if you want some.

1310
01:18:04,789 --> 01:18:06,381
-No.
-It's grape.

1311
01:18:06,425 --> 01:18:08,120
-No, please.
-Okay.

1312
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:11,261
Can you sit down, please,
just for a second?

1313
01:18:12,130 --> 01:18:13,688
(SIGHS)

1314
01:18:16,435 --> 01:18:18,903
-Look, you want to end this?
-Yes.

1315
01:18:22,441 --> 01:18:24,773
I got a hockey stick in the back,
if you want to smash the windows.

1316
01:18:24,810 --> 01:18:27,574
-Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay?
-All right, okay, Brennan.

1317
01:18:27,613 --> 01:18:29,877
-Just trying to help.
-Oh, shit.

1318
01:18:42,361 --> 01:18:44,295
What are you doing here?

1319
01:18:44,897 --> 01:18:47,024
Are you and Connell, like...

1320
01:18:49,702 --> 01:18:53,263
It started in, like...
I didn't even know you when it...

1321
01:18:56,642 --> 01:19:00,442
How did you... What are you...
How did you find me here?

1322
01:19:01,046 --> 01:19:05,483
Lisa P. told me that Connell used to
take some other girl here last summer

1323
01:19:06,485 --> 01:19:08,476
to his mother's basement.

1324
01:19:08,921 --> 01:19:10,149
Right.

1325
01:19:12,058 --> 01:19:16,222
Yeah, I just, like, don't understand
how you could do this.

1326
01:19:16,262 --> 01:19:18,287
I came here to...

1327
01:19:20,567 --> 01:19:22,398
I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay?

1328
01:19:22,435 --> 01:19:26,428
I fucked up one time, and I fucking
told you about it, and you...

1329
01:19:26,673 --> 01:19:29,335
You think I'm, like, some fucking
pathetic idiot or something.

1330
01:19:29,376 --> 01:19:32,277
(SOBBING) You're not a fucking idiot.
I'm a fucking idiot.

1331
01:19:34,013 --> 01:19:35,571
Yeah, that's right.

1332
01:19:44,257 --> 01:19:45,884
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

1333
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:47,984
Shit.

1334
01:19:48,495 --> 01:19:49,519
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1335
01:19:53,466 --> 01:19:54,956
(KIDS SCREAMING)

1336
01:20:02,108 --> 01:20:03,336
(WHOOPING)

1337
01:20:03,376 --> 01:20:06,402
I am the champion.
To the victor go the spoils.

1338
01:20:06,914 --> 01:20:10,441
-Here you go.
-What? What is this?

1339
01:20:10,483 --> 01:20:14,715
-(SCOFFS) Is it a banana?
-It's a banana with eyes.

1340
01:20:15,523 --> 01:20:18,651
I'd watch my mouth if I were you,
carnival boy.

1341
01:20:40,615 --> 01:20:41,639
Hey.

1342
01:20:42,717 --> 01:20:43,945
What's up?

1343
01:20:44,085 --> 01:20:46,519
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1344
01:20:48,890 --> 01:20:50,187
I mean...

1345
01:20:50,224 --> 01:20:51,714
(EXCLAIMS)

1346
01:20:51,759 --> 01:20:54,592
I actually feel sorry for them, you know.

1347
01:20:55,396 --> 01:20:57,830
Like, sneaking around
and lying to everybody.

1348
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:02,299
It's, like, so pathetic.
He's a married man.

1349
01:21:02,336 --> 01:21:04,361
I know. I know.

1350
01:21:06,207 --> 01:21:11,042
Hey, Lisa, you can't, like,
tell anybody about this. Ever.

1351
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:16,549
Of course, I would never.

1352
01:21:24,325 --> 01:21:25,417
(INAUDIBLE)

1353
01:21:33,734 --> 01:21:34,894
Thanks.

1354
01:21:35,671 --> 01:21:37,366
Hey, Em, what's up?

1355
01:21:38,774 --> 01:21:40,332
Loving life, you know.

1356
01:21:40,374 --> 01:21:42,740
Hey, you know I play the drums?

1357
01:21:42,777 --> 01:21:45,940
I did this killer drum solo
at the high-school talent show once.

1358
01:21:45,981 --> 01:21:49,815
I played Limelight by Rush.
1, 2, 3, 4!

1359
01:21:49,850 --> 01:21:52,011
(MUNCH IMITATING DRUMS)

1360
01:21:54,222 --> 01:21:56,315
Living on a lighted stage

1361
01:21:56,358 --> 01:21:58,349
Approaches the unreal

1362
01:21:58,426 --> 01:22:03,159
For those who think and feel
In touch with some reality

1363
01:22:03,198 --> 01:22:05,098
Beyond the...

1364
01:22:05,133 --> 01:22:06,430
(BABBLING)

1365
01:22:06,468 --> 01:22:08,095
(IMITATING DRUMS)

1366
01:22:09,404 --> 01:22:11,838
Spin. Good night, Adventureland!

1367
01:22:13,275 --> 01:22:16,642
-What the fuck was that?
-You like musicians, right?

1368
01:22:27,956 --> 01:22:30,424
Hey, honey,
I'm running out of googly eyes.

1369
01:22:30,459 --> 01:22:31,517
Do you have any more over there?

1370
01:22:31,561 --> 01:22:35,395
Yeah, me, too, but I found these,
so I've just been sort of...

1371
01:22:35,430 --> 01:22:36,954
(BOBBY EXCLAIMS)

1372
01:22:38,033 --> 01:22:39,933
-Hey.
-Hey, Em! What's up?

1373
01:22:42,405 --> 01:22:44,600
I quit. See you.

1374
01:22:45,173 --> 01:22:47,733
(HERE I GO AGAIN PLAYING)

1375
01:22:50,780 --> 01:22:53,248
FRIGO'S MOTHER: Tommy, you think
there's something wrong with this car?

1376
01:22:53,281 --> 01:22:54,339
Have your father check it

1377
01:22:54,383 --> 01:22:56,214
because it's making
a funny squeaking sound.

1378
01:22:56,252 --> 01:22:58,618
I don't know what the problem is.

1379
01:22:59,222 --> 01:23:00,314
(CAR HONKING)

1380
01:23:00,356 --> 01:23:01,380
EM: Shit-head!

1381
01:23:08,064 --> 01:23:11,033
MAN ON PA: Shake a leg and
come aboard the SS Adventureland.

1382
01:23:11,066 --> 01:23:13,398
MAN 1: I'm not friends with anybody.
How the hell would I know?

1383
01:23:13,436 --> 01:23:16,599
MAN 2: I don't know.
MAN 1: No way!

1384
01:23:16,639 --> 01:23:17,697
Em? Em Lewin?

1385
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:19,503
MAN 2: Yes, yes, yes.
Can you believe that?

1386
01:23:19,541 --> 01:23:22,271
Em has been sleeping
with Connell all summer.

1387
01:23:22,311 --> 01:23:25,678
-I'm telling you, man.
-MAN 2: Connell is a freaking god.

1388
01:23:26,382 --> 01:23:28,009
(KIDS CHEERING)

1389
01:23:34,357 --> 01:23:37,224
-Hey, Lisa.
-Hey.

1390
01:23:37,294 --> 01:23:40,889
Hi. Look, I don't know what to say,

1391
01:23:40,930 --> 01:23:43,990
but everyone is talking about
Em and Connell.

1392
01:23:44,034 --> 01:23:45,661
(SCOFFS)

1393
01:23:45,702 --> 01:23:47,863
Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth.

1394
01:23:47,904 --> 01:23:52,341
I'm sorry because I gave you my word.
We were just so wasted that night.

1395
01:23:53,410 --> 01:23:56,174
You know I can't hide nothing
from Kell.

1396
01:23:57,847 --> 01:23:59,007
Are you mad at me?

1397
01:23:59,048 --> 01:24:03,417
Well, yeah.
Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit.

1398
01:24:03,921 --> 01:24:07,948
I feel bad for Connell.
I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em.

1399
01:24:09,927 --> 01:24:11,554
Guys can't help themselves.

1400
01:24:11,595 --> 01:24:14,428
-But he's the married one.
-Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker.

1401
01:24:14,464 --> 01:24:17,160
-He's cheating on his wife, though.
-I can't believe you're defending her.

1402
01:24:17,201 --> 01:24:20,261
What? Because guys can be shitty
and women can't?

1403
01:24:22,172 --> 01:24:23,196
(EXCLAIMS)

1404
01:24:23,239 --> 01:24:23,338
MALE VOICE:
The Musik-Express!

1405
01:24:23,339 --> 01:24:24,419
MALE VOICE:
The Musik-Express!

1406
01:24:24,475 --> 01:24:25,499
LISA: Kell.

1407
01:24:26,176 --> 01:24:28,508
(ROCK ME AMADEUS PLAYING)

1408
01:24:38,555 --> 01:24:41,023
It's fun because it's really more
like dancing than exercising, you know.

1409
01:24:41,058 --> 01:24:43,720
I have a blast. I've been trying to
get him to go with me, but he won't go.

1410
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,352
No, you're not doing it right.

1411
01:24:45,395 --> 01:24:47,124
MR. LEWIN: Yeah, I don't like
lifting my knees that high.

1412
01:24:47,164 --> 01:24:48,563
FRANCY: Yeah, I've noticed.

1413
01:24:50,767 --> 01:24:54,965
Emily, you know the Ostrows
and the Waldsteins.

1414
01:24:56,441 --> 01:24:57,738
Hi there.

1415
01:25:01,478 --> 01:25:04,208
Can I get anyone a refresher?

1416
01:25:06,050 --> 01:25:10,282
Francy, these pieces, I love them.
So great.

1417
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:13,289
Those there? I love those.
I think they are so fun.

1418
01:25:13,324 --> 01:25:17,260
You're so artsy.
I love what you've done with the house.

1419
01:25:18,128 --> 01:25:21,188
-Thank you.
-It's... It's clean.

1420
01:25:21,232 --> 01:25:24,360
I thought the house was a lot nicer
the way my mom used to have it.

1421
01:25:24,402 --> 01:25:27,371
It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me.

1422
01:25:27,638 --> 01:25:29,799
(SCOFFS)

1423
01:25:29,841 --> 01:25:35,609
-Is that some kind of joke, Emily?
-No, it's not.

1424
01:25:37,015 --> 01:25:40,280
I think you owe me an apology.
Right now.

1425
01:25:41,085 --> 01:25:42,746
I don't owe you shit.

1426
01:25:43,454 --> 01:25:45,479
All right, okay. You know what?
Give me the drink.

1427
01:25:45,523 --> 01:25:47,548
Look, you weren't invited,
and I don't want you here, okay?

1428
01:25:47,592 --> 01:25:50,117
-Right, I wasn't invited to this party.
-Yes, you weren't invited,

1429
01:25:50,161 --> 01:25:51,651
and frankly,
I don't like you coming in here

1430
01:25:51,696 --> 01:25:53,254
and saying
whatever the hell you want, okay?

1431
01:25:53,299 --> 01:25:56,291
I am sick and tired of your behavior,
you ungrateful little bitch.

1432
01:25:56,334 --> 01:25:58,529
-Give me the drink.
-Okay, Em...

1433
01:25:58,570 --> 01:26:00,435
(SCREAMS) God damn it!

1434
01:26:02,174 --> 01:26:06,804
Emily! Emily, this has to stop.
You cannot say those things no more.

1435
01:26:06,844 --> 01:26:08,141
(SHOUTING) I can't say
what I'm thinking

1436
01:26:08,179 --> 01:26:10,875
and what I'm feeling every fucking day?

1437
01:26:12,283 --> 01:26:15,582
FRANCY: Sy, for God's sake!
MR. LEWIN: I can't force her out.

1438
01:26:15,620 --> 01:26:18,418
FRANCY: Yeah?
Well maybe you can't...

1439
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:30,091
(PALE BLUE EYES
PLAYING ON JUKEBOX)

1440
01:26:34,873 --> 01:26:37,467
Sometimes I feel so happy

1441
01:26:41,981 --> 01:26:44,006
Hey, can I have another? Thanks.

1442
01:26:46,585 --> 01:26:47,984
(PALE BLUE EYES
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1443
01:26:48,020 --> 01:26:50,386
Sometimes I feel so happy

1444
01:26:50,422 --> 01:26:54,586
But mostly you just make me mad

1445
01:26:56,729 --> 01:27:00,324
Baby, you just make me mad

1446
01:27:04,236 --> 01:27:08,332
Linger on

1447
01:27:09,241 --> 01:27:12,677
Your pale blue eyes

1448
01:27:15,948 --> 01:27:19,315
Linger on

1449
01:27:21,086 --> 01:27:24,180
Your pale blue eyes

1450
01:27:24,224 --> 01:27:25,657
(CAR HONKING)

1451
01:27:26,558 --> 01:27:27,820
Oh, fuck!

1452
01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:30,158
(CRASHING)

1453
01:27:30,563 --> 01:27:31,860
(EXHALES)

1454
01:27:41,508 --> 01:27:42,839
(BANGING ON ROOF)

1455
01:27:42,875 --> 01:27:44,900
James, get out of the car.

1456
01:27:46,613 --> 01:27:47,773
Now!

1457
01:27:54,054 --> 01:27:55,578
(JAMES VOMITING)

1458
01:27:56,523 --> 01:28:00,550
Oh, God. Come with me.

1459
01:28:05,065 --> 01:28:08,796
You care to explain how
Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here?

1460
01:28:15,008 --> 01:28:16,441
Good morning.

1461
01:28:19,145 --> 01:28:20,840
What's this, mister?

1462
01:28:25,719 --> 01:28:27,311
What the hell is wrong with you?

1463
01:28:27,355 --> 01:28:30,756
You know, I think that Adventureland
has made you regress or something.

1464
01:28:30,790 --> 01:28:33,088
You're quitting that job.

1465
01:28:33,126 --> 01:28:37,529
-I never want to go back there again.
-Good. How much have you saved?

1466
01:28:38,398 --> 01:28:42,664
$1,322, give or take.

1467
01:28:42,703 --> 01:28:46,298
Well, the front axle is broken,
but that might cover the damage.

1468
01:28:46,339 --> 01:28:49,001
And you're gonna have to pay
for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too.

1469
01:28:49,042 --> 01:28:51,101
I need every cent of that for New York.

1470
01:28:51,145 --> 01:28:53,477
(SCOFFS) Well, I'm sorry, you know,
you should have thought about that

1471
01:28:53,514 --> 01:28:56,677
before you went out
on this little joyride of yours.

1472
01:29:03,190 --> 01:29:05,522
Brennan, I'm back.

1473
01:29:05,558 --> 01:29:07,150
Thank God. How the hell are you?

1474
01:29:07,194 --> 01:29:11,563
Well, Europe changed me.
It was revelatory.

1475
01:29:12,533 --> 01:29:15,832
There I was, going from
one incredible city to the next.

1476
01:29:15,870 --> 01:29:19,328
The ruins, the cathedrals,
the endless art treasures.

1477
01:29:19,373 --> 01:29:20,601
And I realized something.

1478
01:29:21,108 --> 01:29:23,838
Fuck the Old World.
I want the New World.

1479
01:29:23,878 --> 01:29:25,209
-What?
-And I want it now!

1480
01:29:25,246 --> 01:29:28,704
-What do you mean?
-I'm going to Harvard Business.

1481
01:29:29,550 --> 01:29:31,245
You're what? You're applying?

1482
01:29:31,286 --> 01:29:36,019
No, I'm in, actually. You know,
strings were pulled, wheels greased.

1483
01:29:36,857 --> 01:29:39,018
Wait, that's in Boston.

1484
01:29:39,594 --> 01:29:42,586
What about New York
and the apartment?

1485
01:29:42,630 --> 01:29:47,124
Yeah. Sorry about that, man.
I can't really help you out there.

1486
01:29:51,972 --> 01:29:57,171
Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth.
These guys.

1487
01:29:57,212 --> 01:29:59,510
-Hey, Bobby, Paulette.
-Hey, Brennan.

1488
01:29:59,547 --> 01:30:00,809
Hey, how are you?

1489
01:30:00,848 --> 01:30:04,909
You know, we're just...
It's the last weekend of the season.

1490
01:30:04,953 --> 01:30:08,787
(SIGHING) Just getting ready for winter,
closing up shop.

1491
01:30:08,823 --> 01:30:10,450
We have to turn all these lights off.

1492
01:30:10,492 --> 01:30:12,187
-BOBBY: Your check's in the office.
-Okay.

1493
01:30:12,227 --> 01:30:14,695
We gonna see you next summer?

1494
01:30:14,729 --> 01:30:16,424
Thank you, Bobby, for everything.
Really.

1495
01:30:16,465 --> 01:30:19,229
-Gonna see you next summer.
-Well, thank you, really.

1496
01:30:19,734 --> 01:30:21,133
CONNELL:
We're halfway through our set,

1497
01:30:21,169 --> 01:30:23,034
and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed.

1498
01:30:23,071 --> 01:30:24,129
GIRL 1: Oh, my...
GIRL 2: Holy shit!

1499
01:30:24,172 --> 01:30:25,264
CONNELL: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I keep thinking

1500
01:30:25,307 --> 01:30:26,501
I'm about to wake up any second.

1501
01:30:26,541 --> 01:30:28,771
And he gets up, gets on stage,
puts on a guitar,

1502
01:30:28,810 --> 01:30:30,937
and we do a whole fucking set
of his songs.

1503
01:30:30,979 --> 01:30:33,948
-We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love.
-GIRL 1: Oh, my God.

1504
01:30:33,982 --> 01:30:36,507
-GIRL 2: What a pisser.
-We do I'm Waiting For The Man.

1505
01:30:36,551 --> 01:30:39,611
Wait, hold on, one second.

1506
01:30:40,255 --> 01:30:43,088
-Hey, last paycheck?
-Yep.

1507
01:30:44,993 --> 01:30:46,893
So, how's it going?

1508
01:30:47,629 --> 01:30:50,393
-Ronnie found out everything.
-Sorry.

1509
01:30:50,766 --> 01:30:54,497
Yeah, it was bad.
It's blown over now, mostly.

1510
01:30:57,372 --> 01:30:59,363
Hey, do you speak to Em?

1511
01:31:00,710 --> 01:31:03,076
Not since she quit. You?

1512
01:31:08,050 --> 01:31:12,578
You know the song is called
Satellite of Love, the Lou Reed song.

1513
01:31:12,621 --> 01:31:14,987
You said Shed A Light On Love,
but it's Satellite.

1514
01:31:15,024 --> 01:31:17,356
-Yeah, I know. It's Satellite Of Love.
-Yeah, it's like Skylab.

1515
01:31:17,393 --> 01:31:20,123
Yeah, I know, it's...
Yeah, it's called Satellite Of Love.

1516
01:31:20,162 --> 01:31:21,459
Yeah.

1517
01:31:23,232 --> 01:31:24,790
(KIDS SHOUTING)

1518
01:31:27,703 --> 01:31:30,035
Take care of yourself, Brennan.

1519
01:31:30,071 --> 01:31:31,663
Yeah, you, too.

1520
01:31:36,145 --> 01:31:39,637
-CONNELL: Where were we?
-You were telling us about the...

1521
01:31:39,682 --> 01:31:40,774
CONNELL: Satellite Of Love.
GIRL 1: Yeah. Yeah.

1522
01:31:40,816 --> 01:31:41,840
CONNELL: That's what
we were talking about.

1523
01:31:41,918 --> 01:31:42,942
GIRL 1: That's my favorite one!

1524
01:31:42,985 --> 01:31:44,077
CONNELL: Yeah, it's a good tune.

1525
01:31:44,453 --> 01:31:48,219
FRIGO: Yes! We got the Viet Cong,
fellas. We got the Viet Cong here!

1526
01:31:48,257 --> 01:31:50,817
I need suppressive fire,
but I can handle it.

1527
01:31:50,860 --> 01:31:52,794
I think I got this under control.

1528
01:31:52,828 --> 01:31:56,264
-Your friend Eric boned you, huh?
-Yeah.

1529
01:31:56,300 --> 01:31:58,268
How are you gonna
pull off New York now?

1530
01:31:58,301 --> 01:32:00,861
I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here.

1531
01:32:01,871 --> 01:32:05,238
What's the point of being a writer
or an artist anyway?

1532
01:32:05,409 --> 01:32:08,344
Herman Melville wrote
fucking Moby Dick,

1533
01:32:08,377 --> 01:32:10,845
and he was so poor and forgotten
by the time he died

1534
01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:14,680
that in his obituary,
they called him Henry Melville.

1535
01:32:14,718 --> 01:32:15,776
You know? Like, why bother?

1536
01:32:15,818 --> 01:32:17,911
They're just gonna forget
our fucking names anyway.

1537
01:32:17,954 --> 01:32:20,650
FRIGO: Viet Cong, Viet Cong!
I'm coming!

1538
01:32:20,691 --> 01:32:22,158
I got it!

1539
01:32:23,093 --> 01:32:26,426
I heard Em went back to New York.

1540
01:32:26,462 --> 01:32:29,829
I wish it didn't end like that.
I should've...

1541
01:32:29,866 --> 01:32:31,458
I don't know.

1542
01:32:33,436 --> 01:32:35,199
FRIGO: Get behind me. Boom!

1543
01:32:35,271 --> 01:32:38,786
I got 2! There's 1! There's 2!
What's that?

1544
01:32:38,809 --> 01:32:42,301
Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom!

1545
01:32:49,987 --> 01:32:51,887
(FRIGO SHOUTING)

1546
01:32:54,491 --> 01:32:58,120
Your Herman Melville story,
that's bullshit.

1547
01:32:58,161 --> 01:33:00,595
It's true. They called him Henry.

1548
01:33:00,631 --> 01:33:04,397
No, I mean he wrote
a 700-page allegorical novel

1549
01:33:04,434 --> 01:33:07,130
about the whaling industry.
I think he was...

1550
01:33:07,170 --> 01:33:10,401
I think he was
a pretty passionate guy, Joel.

1551
01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:12,772
I hope they call me Henry
when I die, too.

1552
01:33:12,809 --> 01:33:14,834
(CHUCKLES) Yeah?
One can only hope.

1553
01:33:15,379 --> 01:33:16,641
(WHOOPS)

1554
01:33:17,248 --> 01:33:18,545
(SIGHS)

1555
01:33:20,684 --> 01:33:23,983
Brennan, don't get all drunk
and fall asleep.

1556
01:33:24,022 --> 01:33:27,389
-Why?
-Because I'll jack off on your face.

1557
01:33:27,424 --> 01:33:31,690
-Okay, I'm gonna go.
-What?

1558
01:33:31,729 --> 01:33:33,890
I'll see you around, Frigo.

1559
01:33:35,266 --> 01:33:36,699
All right.

1560
01:33:36,733 --> 01:33:38,291
(GROANING)

1561
01:33:38,335 --> 01:33:41,031
Good luck with him. Even.

1562
01:33:41,072 --> 01:33:42,903
(LAUGHING)

1563
01:33:42,940 --> 01:33:44,237
Good one!

1564
01:33:46,176 --> 01:33:48,872
That was nice, Brennan. That was nice.

1565
01:33:51,482 --> 01:33:52,506
JOEL: That must have hurt.

1566
01:34:10,535 --> 01:34:12,469
(UNSATISFIED PLAYING)

1567
01:34:26,551 --> 01:34:28,712
Look me in the eye

1568
01:34:28,754 --> 01:34:33,384
Then tell me that I'm satisfied

1569
01:34:36,462 --> 01:34:41,399
Hey, are you satisfied?

1570
01:34:43,167 --> 01:34:49,299
And it goes so slowly on

1571
01:34:50,341 --> 01:34:54,471
Everything I've ever wanted

1572
01:34:55,380 --> 01:34:57,507
Tell me what's wrong

1573
01:34:58,549 --> 01:35:00,915
Look me in the eye

1574
01:35:00,953 --> 01:35:05,117
And tell me that I'm satisfied

1575
01:35:08,527 --> 01:35:11,928
Were you satisfied?

1576
01:35:11,964 --> 01:35:14,023
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

1577
01:35:26,512 --> 01:35:27,706
(EXCLAIMS)

1578
01:35:27,746 --> 01:35:31,580
Hi. I just got off the bus.
I'm a New Yorker now.

1579
01:35:32,050 --> 01:35:34,644
I guess I should
probably buy an umbrella.

1580
01:35:35,721 --> 01:35:38,952
I don't think I can see you.

1581
01:35:39,625 --> 01:35:40,751
What?

1582
01:35:42,428 --> 01:35:45,920
This summer was rough.

1583
01:35:48,534 --> 01:35:52,766
I did things that I really, really regret.

1584
01:35:53,806 --> 01:35:55,774
Yeah, me, too.

1585
01:35:56,776 --> 01:36:00,041
I'm sorry I told Lisa P.
about you and Connell.

1586
01:36:01,947 --> 01:36:05,178
She, you know,
told the rest of the world, but...

1587
01:36:07,020 --> 01:36:09,045
I'm not gonna lie.
I was really angry at you,

1588
01:36:09,088 --> 01:36:11,682
but you didn't deserve that.

1589
01:36:12,591 --> 01:36:14,559
You know, James,

1590
01:36:15,662 --> 01:36:19,860
I am so sorry for fucking this up.

1591
01:36:20,599 --> 01:36:24,729
You know, you were the only good
thing that happened this summer.

1592
01:36:28,107 --> 01:36:29,472
Wait, Em.

1593
01:36:32,879 --> 01:36:37,441
I think I maybe see you
a little differently than you see yourself.

1594
01:36:37,785 --> 01:36:40,720
Yes, I see the person who fucked up,
but I also see the person

1595
01:36:40,753 --> 01:36:44,052
who saved me from being knifed
over a giant-ass panda,

1596
01:36:44,090 --> 01:36:48,220
who introduced me
to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies,

1597
01:36:48,261 --> 01:36:52,789
and who stood up for Joel, and
who doesn't make apologies for herself.

1598
01:36:55,202 --> 01:37:00,003
Look, my theory is you can't just avoid
everybody you screw up with.

1599
01:37:00,039 --> 01:37:03,406
And you should trust me.
I'm a New Yorker.

1600
01:37:10,050 --> 01:37:11,677
-You are soaking wet.
-Yeah.

1601
01:37:11,719 --> 01:37:12,947
Do you have anything else
you can wear?

1602
01:37:12,987 --> 01:37:14,887
I'll check.

1603
01:37:14,921 --> 01:37:17,389
-Do you want some tea?
-Yeah.

1604
01:37:20,094 --> 01:37:23,530
No, everything in here is soaking wet.

1605
01:37:24,264 --> 01:37:25,856
(PANTING)

1606
01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:27,458
-Here.
-Thanks.

1607
01:37:30,905 --> 01:37:32,873
EM: So you're going to Columbia?

1608
01:37:32,906 --> 01:37:35,670
No. No. Maybe next year. No.

1609
01:37:36,443 --> 01:37:37,467
Why?

1610
01:37:37,511 --> 01:37:42,244
I wrecked my dad's car,
and I lost all my carny money.

1611
01:37:43,117 --> 01:37:44,675
So what's the plan?

1612
01:37:44,718 --> 01:37:49,246
I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week.
I'm gonna look for a shitty job and...

1613
01:37:50,458 --> 01:37:51,948
I don't know.

1614
01:37:54,561 --> 01:37:56,586
Here. Give me your shirt.

1615
01:38:01,769 --> 01:38:04,363
-I'll get you another shirt.
-Thanks.

1616
01:38:04,605 --> 01:38:06,505
(SIREN WAILING)

1617
01:38:06,541 --> 01:38:07,803
Hey, Em.

1618
01:38:12,079 --> 01:38:14,070
I really missed you.

1619
01:38:21,957 --> 01:38:23,857
You wanna wear this?

1620
01:38:24,826 --> 01:38:28,853
I... No. No.
I never wanna see that again.

1621
01:38:28,896 --> 01:38:30,261
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

1622
01:38:30,298 --> 01:38:33,893
Why do you have that?
Why do you have that stupid shirt?

1623
01:38:40,275 --> 01:38:42,402
Is it okay that I did that?

1624
01:38:43,311 --> 01:38:44,642
Yeah.

1625
01:39:22,584 --> 01:39:23,983
-Are we doing this?
-I think so.

1626
01:39:24,019 --> 01:39:26,419
Okay, we are? Okay.

1627
01:39:30,059 --> 01:39:31,219
Okay.

1628
01:39:58,917 --> 01:40:00,976
(DON'T CHANGE PLAYING)

1629
01:40:01,019 --> 01:40:02,680
(INAUDIBLE)

1630
01:40:03,559 --> 01:40:08,359
Subtitles: Arigon

1631
01:40:10,294 --> 01:40:14,526
<i>I'm standing here on the ground</i>

1632
01:40:16,199 --> 01:40:20,761
<i>The sky above won't fall down</i>

1633
01:40:21,905 --> 01:40:26,706
<i>See no evil in all directions</i>

1634
01:40:27,676 --> 01:40:32,340
<i>Resolution of happiness</i>

1635
01:40:33,682 --> 01:40:38,278
<i>Things have been dark
For too long</i>

1636
01:40:39,554 --> 01:40:42,421
<i>Don't change for you</i>

1637
01:40:42,457 --> 01:40:46,120
<i>Don't change a thing for me</i>

1638
01:40:48,361 --> 01:40:51,091
<i>Don't change for you</i>

1639
01:40:51,131 --> 01:40:54,464
<i>Don't change a thing for me</i>

1640
01:41:05,810 --> 01:41:09,769
<i>I found a love I had lost</i>

1641
01:41:11,748 --> 01:41:16,117
<i>It was gone for too long</i>

1642
01:41:17,621 --> 01:41:22,456
<i>Hear no evil in all directions</i>

1643
01:41:23,392 --> 01:41:28,159
<i>Execution of bitterness</i>

1644
01:41:29,331 --> 01:41:34,030
<i>Message received loud and clear</i>

1645
01:41:35,337 --> 01:41:38,272
<i>Don't change for you</i>

1646
01:41:38,305 --> 01:41:42,207
<i>Don't change a thing for me</i>

1647
01:41:43,978 --> 01:41:46,845
<i>Don't change for you</i>

1648
01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:50,976
<i>Don't change a thing for me</i>

1649
01:42:13,204 --> 01:42:17,470
<i>I'm standing here on the ground</i>

1650
01:42:19,242 --> 01:42:24,145
<i>The sky above won't fall down</i>

1651
01:42:25,214 --> 01:42:29,913
<i>See no evil in all directions</i>

1652
01:42:30,953 --> 01:42:35,890
<i>Resolution of happiness</i>

1653
01:42:36,958 --> 01:42:41,520
<i>Things have been dark for too long</i>

1654
01:42:42,663 --> 01:42:45,655
<i>Don't change for you</i>

1655
01:42:45,699 --> 01:42:49,465
<i>Don't change a thing for me</i>

1656
01:42:51,370 --> 01:42:54,305
<i>Don't change for you</i>

1657
01:42:54,340 --> 01:42:58,242
<i>Don't change a thing for me</i>

1658
01:43:00,078 --> 01:43:02,876
<i>Don't change for you</i>

1659
01:43:02,914 --> 01:43:06,782
<i>Don't change a thing for me</i>

1660
01:43:31,740 --> 01:43:32,764
<i>Do you like adventure?</i>

1661
01:43:32,808 --> 01:43:34,241
ANNOUNCER: Adventureland!

1662
01:43:34,276 --> 01:43:36,073
Adventureland totally rocks.

1663
01:43:37,945 --> 01:43:42,848
It's perfect for me, my wife, my family.
It's great here. This is wonderful.

1664
01:43:43,818 --> 01:43:45,183
Adventureland is top shelf.

1665
01:43:45,452 --> 01:43:46,510
Adventureland.

1666
01:43:46,820 --> 01:43:48,481
Adventureland

1667
01:43:48,521 --> 01:43:49,954
We're gonna have some fun!

1668
01:43:49,990 --> 01:43:51,787
Adventureland

1669
01:43:51,825 --> 01:43:53,383
We're gonna have some fun!

1670
01:43:53,426 --> 01:43:54,984
It's a funtastic time.

1671
01:43:55,027 --> 01:43:56,517
We're gonna have fun!

1672
01:43:56,562 --> 01:43:57,927
Adventureland!

1673
01:43:57,963 --> 01:43:59,430
ANNOUNCER: In Pittsburgh, PA.