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<i>♪♪ [ Chorus ]</i>

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<i>♪ Alice in Wonderland ♪</i>

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<i>♪ How do you get to Wonderland ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Over the hill or underland ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Orjust behind the tree ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When clouds go rolling by ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They roll away
and leave the sky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where is the land
beyond the isles ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That people cannot see ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where can it be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where do stars go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where is the crescent moon ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They must be somewhere ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the sunny afternoon ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Alice in Wonderland ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Where is the path
to Wonderland ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Over the hill
or here or there ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I wonder where ♪♪</i>

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" ...And had been of late
much accustomed...

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" to usurpation
and conquest.

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" Edwin and Morcar,

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" the earls of Mercia
and Northumbria,

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" declared for him.

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" And even Stigand--"

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Alice!

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Hmm?

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I'm listening.

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" And even Stigand,

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" the Archbishop
of Canterbury,

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" agreed to meet
with William...

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" and offer him
the crown.

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William'
conduct was--"

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Alice!

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Pay attention to
your history lesson.

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How can one
pay attention...

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to a book
with no pictures?

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There are many good books
in this world...

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without pictures.

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In this world, perhaps.

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But in my world,

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the books will be
nothing but pictures.

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Your world?
What nonsense.

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Nonsense?

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That' it, Dinah!

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If I had
a world of my own,

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If I had
a world of my own,

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everything
would be nonsense.

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Nothing would
be what it is.

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Everything would
be what it isn't .

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What it is,
it wouldn't be,

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and what it wouldn't be,
it would.

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- You see?
- Meow.

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In my world,
you wouldn't say " meow."

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You'd say,
"Yes, Miss Alice."

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Meow.

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But you would.

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You'd be
just like people.

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And all the other
animals, too.

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In my world...

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♪ Cats and rabbits ♪

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♪ Would reside
in fancy little houses ♪

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♪ And be dressed in shoes
and hats and trousers ♪

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♪ In a world
of my own ♪

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♪ All the flowers ♪

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♪ Would have very
extra-special powers ♪

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♪ They would sit
and talk to me for hours ♪

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♪ When I'm lonely ♪

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♪ In a world
of my own ♪

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♪ There'd be new birds ♪

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♪ Lots of nice
and friendly ♪

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♪ How-de-do birds ♪

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♪ Everyone would have
a dozen bluebirds ♪

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♪ Within that world
of my own ♪

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♪ I could listen ♪

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♪ To a babbling brook ♪

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♪ And hear a song
that I could understand ♪

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♪ I keep wishing ♪

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♪ It could be that way ♪

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♪ Because my world
would be ♪

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♪ A wonderland ♪

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[Whistling]

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Meow!

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Meow!

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Dinah, it'
just a rabbit...

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with a waistcoat
and a watch.

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I'm late,
I'm late, I'm late!

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This is curious.

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What could a rabbit
be late for?

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Sir!

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♪ I'm late, I'm late ♪

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♪ For a very
important date ♪

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♪ No time to say
"Hello." Good-bye ♪

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♪ I'm late,
I'm late, I'm late ♪

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It must be important,

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like a party
or something.

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Mr. Rabbit, wait!

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♪ No, no, no, no,
no, no, no. I'm overdue ♪

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♪ I'm really in a stew ♪

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♪ No time to say
"Good-bye." Hello ♪

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♪ I'm late,
I'm late, I'm late ♪

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My.

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What a peculiar place
to have a party.

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Meow.

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You know,
we really shouldn't ...

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be doing this.

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After all,

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we haven't ...

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been invited.

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And curiosity
often leads...

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to trouble!

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Good-bye, Dinah.

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Good-bye-e-e-e!

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Oh!

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Well, after this,

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I shall think nothing--

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of falling down stairs.

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Oh!

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Ah!

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Oh!

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Goodness.

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What if I should fall...

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right through the center
of the ear-r-th...

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and come out
the other side...

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where people
walk upside down?

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But that' silly.

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Nobody--oh!

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Oh, Mr. Rabbit!

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Wait!

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Please!

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Curiouser and curiouser.

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Ohh!

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Oh!

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I beg your pardon.

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Quite all right.

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But you did give me
quite a turn.

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Rather good, what?
Doorknob...turn.

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Please, sir.

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One good turn
deserves another.

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What can I do
for you?

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I'm looking
for a white rabbit.

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If you don't mind...

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Oh.

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There he is!

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I must get through.

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You're too big.
Simply impassable.

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You mean
impossible.

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No, impassable.
Nothing' impossible.

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Try the bottle
on the table.

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Try the bottle
on the table.

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Table?

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[ Doorknob ]
Read the directions,

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and you'll be
directed...

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in the right
direction.

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Hmm...

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Better look first.

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For if one drinks from
a bottle marked " poison,"

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it' almost certain
to disagree with one.

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Beg your pardon?

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I was giving myself
some good advice.

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But...

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mmm...
tastes like...

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cherry tart.

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Custard.

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Pineapple.

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Roast turkey.

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Goodness!

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What did I do?

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You almost went out
like a candle.

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Look! I'm just
the right size.

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Oh. No use.

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I forgot
to tell you.

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I'm locked.

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Oh, no!

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But of course,
you've got the key.

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Key?

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Don't tell me you've
left it up there?

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Oh, dear.

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Whatever will I do?

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Try the box,
naturally.

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Oh!

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" Eat me."
All right.

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Goodness knows
what this will do.

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Hmpfh shmf rumph.

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What did you say?

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A little of that
went a long way.

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I don't think
it' funny.

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Now I shall
never get home.

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Oh, come,
come now.

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Crying
won't help.

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I know,

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but I..I..I
just can't stop.

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Say,
this won't do.

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It won't do
at all.

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You!
You up there.

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Stop!
Stop, I say!

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Oh, look!

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The bottle.

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The bot--

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Oh, dear.

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I wish I hadn't ...

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cried so much.

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cried so much.

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♪ A sailor' life
is the life for me ♪

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♪ How I love to sail
o'er the bounding sea ♪

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♪ And I never never ever
do a thing about the weather ♪

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♪ For the weather never ever
does a thing for me ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ A sailor' life
is the life for me ♪

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♪ Tiddlee um pom pom ♪

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♪ Deedle dum dum dee ♪

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♪ And I never-- ♪

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Ahoy!

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Another nautical
expression.

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Land ho, byJove.

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Where away, Dodo?

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Dodo?

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Three points
to starboard.

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Pull away,
me hearties.

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Have you in port
in no time.

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Mr. Dodo!

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Please! Please help me!

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Pardon me,
but, uh...

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would you mind
helping me, please?

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Yoo hoo!

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Yoo hoo!

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Help me!

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Please!

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Help me!

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♪ Forward, backward,
inward, outward ♪

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♪ Come and join
the chase ♪

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♪ Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race ♪

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♪ Backward, forward,
outward, inward ♪

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♪ Bottom to the top ♪

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♪ Never a beginning ♪

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♪ There can never
be a stop ♪

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♪ To skipping,
hopping, tripping ♪

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♪ Fancy free and gay ♪

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♪ I started it tomorrow,
but will finish yesterday ♪

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♪ Round and round
and round we go ♪

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♪ Until forevermore ♪

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♪ Once we were behind,
but now we find we are ♪

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♪ Forward, backward,
inward, outward ♪

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♪ Come and join
the chase ♪

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♪ Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race ♪

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I say, you'll never
get dry that way.

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Get dry?

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You have to run
with the others.

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But how can I--

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Have you dry
in no time.

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No one can get dry
this way.

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Nonsense.
I'm dry already.

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Yes, but--

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All right, chaps,

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look lively!

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The white rabbit.

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Mr. Rabbit!

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Mr. Rabbit!

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My goodness.
I'm late! I'm late!

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I'll be back.

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I'm late,
I'm late, I'm late!

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Stop kicking
that mackerel.

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Mr. Rabbit!

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Oh, Mr. Rabbit!

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Oh, dear.

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I'm sure he came
this way.

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Could he be hiding?

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Hmm.

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Not here.

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I wonder...

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No. I suppose
he must have--

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Why, what peculiar
little figures.

273
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:32,305
Tweedle Dee
and Tweedle Dum.

274
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,809
Honk!

275
00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:36,779
If you think we're waxworks,
you ought to pay.

276
00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:39,748
If you think we're alive,
you ought to speak to us.

277
00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:41,649
Beep!

278
00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:42,515
Honk!

279
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:43,416
Beep!

280
00:13:43,487 --> 00:13:44,146
Honk!

281
00:13:44,221 --> 00:13:45,188
Beep!

282
00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:45,984
Honk!

283
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:47,183
Beep!
Honk!

284
00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:48,316
That' logic!

285
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:51,225
Well, it' been nice
meeting you.

286
00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,160
Good-bye.

287
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:54,857
You're beginning
backwards.

288
00:13:54,932 --> 00:13:57,696
The first thing
is to say...

289
00:13:57,768 --> 00:13:59,167
♪ " How do you do"
and shake hands ♪

290
00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:00,225
♪ Shake hands ♪

291
00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:01,601
♪ Shake hands ♪

292
00:14:01,672 --> 00:14:02,866
♪ " How do you do"
and shake hands ♪

293
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,669
♪ State your name
and business ♪

294
00:14:04,742 --> 00:14:06,107
That' manners!
That' manners!

295
00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:07,667
Really?

296
00:14:07,745 --> 00:14:09,679
My name is Alice.

297
00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:12,181
I'm following
a white rabbit.

298
00:14:12,249 --> 00:14:13,682
You can't go yet.

299
00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:15,651
The visit is
just started.

300
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,709
Sorry.

301
00:14:16,787 --> 00:14:19,688
Like to play
hide-and-seek...

302
00:14:19,757 --> 00:14:22,225
or who' got
the button?

303
00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:25,956
If you stay long enough,
we might battle.

304
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,497
That' very kind.

305
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:29,055
But I must be going.

306
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:30,862
Why?
Why?

307
00:14:30,935 --> 00:14:33,529
I'm following
a white rabbit.

308
00:14:33,604 --> 00:14:36,437
I'm curious to know
where he' going.

309
00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:38,668
Oh, she' curious.

310
00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:40,210
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

311
00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:42,768
The oysters
were curious, too.

312
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:46,943
Aye. And you remember
what happened to them.

313
00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:50,043
Poor things.
Poor things.

314
00:14:50,121 --> 00:14:53,181
Why? What happened
to the oysters?

315
00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:55,122
You wouldn't
be interested.

316
00:14:55,192 --> 00:14:58,127
You're in too much
of a hurry.

317
00:14:58,195 --> 00:15:00,493
Perhaps, I could
spare a little time.

318
00:15:00,564 --> 00:15:03,260
You could? Well...

319
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:03,400
Beep!

320
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,594
Beep!

321
00:15:04,668 --> 00:15:07,136
<i>The walrus and
the carpenter.</i>

322
00:15:07,204 --> 00:15:10,640
<i>Or the story
of the curious oysters.</i>

323
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:11,732
Honk!

324
00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:13,174
Beep! Beep!

325
00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:15,606
Honk!

326
00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:17,806
♪ The sun was
shining on the sea ♪

327
00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:19,577
♪ Shining
with all its might ♪

328
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,618
♪ He did his
very best to make ♪

329
00:15:21,685 --> 00:15:23,915
♪ The billows
smooth and bright ♪

330
00:15:23,988 --> 00:15:26,786
♪ And this was odd
because it was... ♪

331
00:15:26,857 --> 00:15:29,223
♪ The middle
of the night ♪

332
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:39,332
♪ The walrus
and the carpenter ♪

333
00:15:39,403 --> 00:15:41,337
♪ Were walking
close at hand ♪

334
00:15:41,405 --> 00:15:43,339
♪ The beach was wide
from side to side ♪

335
00:15:43,407 --> 00:15:46,103
♪ But much
too full of sand ♪

336
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:48,008
♪ Mr. Walrus,
said the carpenter ♪

337
00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:50,512
♪ My brain
begins to perk ♪

338
00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:52,549
♪ We'll sweep this clear
in 'alf a year ♪

339
00:15:52,616 --> 00:15:54,675
♪ If you don't mind
the work ♪

340
00:15:54,752 --> 00:15:57,220
Work!
Uh...brrrr.

341
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:58,380
♪ The time has come ♪

342
00:15:58,455 --> 00:15:59,888
<i>The walrus said--</i>

343
00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:01,481
♪ To talk
of other things ♪

344
00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:03,959
♪ Of shoes and ships
and sealing wax ♪

345
00:16:04,028 --> 00:16:05,893
♪ And cabbages
and kings ♪

346
00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:08,397
♪ And why the sea
is boiling hot ♪

347
00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:10,228
♪ And whether
pigs have wings ♪

348
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:13,793
♪ Calloo, callay,
no work today ♪

349
00:16:13,871 --> 00:16:17,238
♪ We're cabbages
and kings ♪

350
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,712
[Whistling]

351
00:16:48,305 --> 00:16:52,241
Oh...oysters,
come and walk with us.

352
00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:54,743
The day
is warm and bright.

353
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:57,337
A pleasant walk,
a pleasant talk...

354
00:16:57,414 --> 00:16:59,575
would be
a sheer delight.

355
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:02,585
Should we get hungry
on the way,

356
00:17:02,653 --> 00:17:05,383
we'll stop
and have a bite.

357
00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:07,924
A-hem.

358
00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:11,155
<i>♪ But mother oyster
winked her eye ♪</i>

359
00:17:11,228 --> 00:17:13,423
<i>♪ And shook
her heavy head ♪</i>

360
00:17:13,497 --> 00:17:15,089
<i>♪ She knew too well ♪</i>

361
00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:18,430
<i>♪ This was no time
to leave her oyster bed ♪</i>

362
00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:20,663
The sea is nice.

363
00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:22,262
Take my advice.

364
00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:23,670
Stay right here.

365
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:25,675
<i>Mum said.</i>

366
00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:27,005
Yes, yes,
of course...

367
00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:28,772
Ha ha!

368
00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:30,814
♪ The time has come,
my little friends ♪

369
00:17:30,881 --> 00:17:33,349
♪ To talk
of other things ♪

370
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,612
♪ Of shoes and ships
and sealing wax ♪

371
00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:37,278
♪ Of cabbages
and kings ♪

372
00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:40,016
♪ And why the sea
is boiling hot ♪

373
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:43,253
♪ And, uh...whether
pigs have wings, ho ho ♪

374
00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:46,455
♪ Calloo, callay,
come run away ♪

375
00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:49,624
♪ We're the cabbages
and kings ♪

376
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,104
Uh, hummm...

377
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:30,640
well, now, uh...

378
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,266
let me see...

379
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:38,148
A loaf of bread
is what we chiefly need.

380
00:18:42,753 --> 00:18:45,847
How about some
pepper, salt,
and vinegar?

381
00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:49,552
Yes. Splendid idea.
Very good, indeed.

382
00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:52,127
Now...

383
00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:54,130
if you're ready,

384
00:18:54,198 --> 00:18:55,631
oysters, dear...

385
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,132
Ha ha.

386
00:18:57,201 --> 00:18:58,896
We'll begin
the feed!

387
00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:00,732
Feed?
Feed?

388
00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:02,295
Oh, yes, uh...

389
00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:04,466
♪ The time has come,
my little friends ♪

390
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,168
♪ To talk
of food and things ♪

391
00:19:06,243 --> 00:19:07,972
♪ Of peppercorns
and mustard seed ♪

392
00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:09,774
♪ And other
seasonings ♪

393
00:19:09,847 --> 00:19:11,109
♪ We'll mix them
all together ♪

394
00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,944
♪ In a sauce that'
fit for kings ♪

395
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:16,145
♪ Calloo, callay,
we'll eat today ♪

396
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,154
♪ Like cabbages ♪

397
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:20,918
♪ And kings ♪

398
00:19:20,991 --> 00:19:24,222
[Whistling]

399
00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:25,818
I, uh...

400
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,796
I weep for you.

401
00:19:27,865 --> 00:19:28,957
[Burp]

402
00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:30,261
Oh, excuse me.

403
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:32,131
I deeply sympathize,

404
00:19:32,202 --> 00:19:34,500
for I've enjoyed
your company...

405
00:19:34,571 --> 00:19:37,335
much more
than you realize.

406
00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:39,968
Little oysters,
little oysters!

407
00:19:40,044 --> 00:19:42,512
<i>But answer
there came none.</i>

408
00:19:42,579 --> 00:19:45,980
<i>And this was
scarcely odd because...</i>

409
00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:48,177
<i>they'd been eaten,</i>

410
00:19:48,252 --> 00:19:50,948
<i>every one.!</i>

411
00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:52,579
Mmm, well, uh...

412
00:19:52,656 --> 00:19:55,284
Ha ha ha ha.

413
00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,020
Mmm, uh...

414
00:19:57,094 --> 00:19:59,085
The time has come--

415
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:10,504
♪ We're cabbages ♪

416
00:20:10,574 --> 00:20:12,508
♪ And kings ♪

417
00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:13,600
Honk!
Beep!

418
00:20:13,677 --> 00:20:15,372
The end.

419
00:20:15,446 --> 00:20:17,277
That was a sad story.

420
00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:19,645
There'
a moral to it.

421
00:20:19,716 --> 00:20:23,117
A good moral,
if you're an oyster.

422
00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:25,178
It' been very nice.

423
00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:28,713
<i>Another recitation
entitled Father William.!</i>

424
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,191
First verse.

425
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:32,956
♪ You are Old Father William,
the young man said ♪

426
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:35,089
♪ And your hair
has become very white ♪

427
00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:37,190
♪ And yet you incessantly
stand on your head ♪

428
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,394
♪ Do you think at your age
it is right, is right? ♪

429
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:42,735
♪ Do you think
at your age it is right? ♪

430
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:46,139
♪ Well, in me youth,
Father William replied to his son ♪

431
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,371
♪ I'd do it again
and again and again ♪

432
00:20:48,445 --> 00:20:51,710
♪ And I'd do it again
and again and again... ♪

433
00:20:56,419 --> 00:20:59,752
Now, I wonder
who lives here.

434
00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:02,791
Mary Ann!

435
00:21:02,859 --> 00:21:04,952
Where did
she put them?

436
00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:05,960
Mary Ann!

437
00:21:06,029 --> 00:21:07,291
The rabbit!

438
00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:09,763
Mary Ann!

439
00:21:09,832 --> 00:21:11,026
No use! Can't wait!
I'm awfully late!

440
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,863
Oh, me, oh, my.
Oh, me, oh, my.

441
00:21:12,935 --> 00:21:15,563
Excuse me.
I'm trying--

442
00:21:15,638 --> 00:21:17,572
Mary Ann,
why are you out here?

443
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,299
Mary Ann?

444
00:21:18,374 --> 00:21:20,808
Don't just do something!
Stand there!

445
00:21:20,877 --> 00:21:22,777
Get my gloves!
I'm late!

446
00:21:22,845 --> 00:21:24,642
Late for what?

447
00:21:24,714 --> 00:21:28,150
My gloves!
At once!

448
00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:31,243
Goodness! I'll be taking
orders from Dinah next.

449
00:21:32,321 --> 00:21:35,779
Hmm...
now, let me see.

450
00:21:35,858 --> 00:21:38,053
If I were a rabbit,

451
00:21:38,127 --> 00:21:39,958
where would I
keep gloves?

452
00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:41,894
Oh, thank you.

453
00:21:41,964 --> 00:21:45,365
Don't mind
if I do.

454
00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:48,370
[Humming]

455
00:21:48,438 --> 00:21:49,370
Ooh!

456
00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:52,169
Oh, no, no!
Not again!

457
00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:54,835
Oh! Mary Ann!

458
00:21:58,748 --> 00:22:01,239
You see here,
Mary Ann.

459
00:22:01,317 --> 00:22:02,341
Help!

460
00:22:02,418 --> 00:22:04,352
[Toot toot]

461
00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:09,422
Ooh! Woo! Ha!

462
00:22:09,492 --> 00:22:11,426
No!

463
00:22:11,494 --> 00:22:13,428
Help! Monster!

464
00:22:13,496 --> 00:22:15,430
Help! Assistance!

465
00:22:15,498 --> 00:22:16,863
[Toot toot]

466
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:20,764
Oh, dear.

467
00:22:20,837 --> 00:22:22,270
[ White rabbit ]
A monster!

468
00:22:22,338 --> 00:22:24,101
A monster, Dodo!

469
00:22:24,173 --> 00:22:25,663
Dodo?

470
00:22:25,742 --> 00:22:27,266
Steady, old chap.

471
00:22:27,343 --> 00:22:30,005
Can't be as bad
as that.

472
00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:32,570
My poor roof
and rafters!

473
00:22:32,648 --> 00:22:34,047
There it is!

474
00:22:34,117 --> 00:22:35,675
ByJove!

475
00:22:35,752 --> 00:22:37,913
Jolly well is.

476
00:22:37,987 --> 00:22:40,012
Well, do something!

477
00:22:40,089 --> 00:22:43,855
Yes, indeed. Extraordinary
situation, but...

478
00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:44,950
But what?

479
00:22:45,027 --> 00:22:46,619
[Honk honk]

480
00:22:46,696 --> 00:22:47,063
But I have a very
simple solution.

481
00:22:47,063 --> 00:22:49,088
But I have a very
simple solution.

482
00:22:49,165 --> 00:22:50,928
Thank goodness.

483
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,935
Simply pull it out
the chimney.

484
00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:55,265
Pull it out!

485
00:22:55,338 --> 00:22:57,966
Who, me?
Don't be ridiculous.

486
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,406
What we
need is a...

487
00:23:00,476 --> 00:23:02,205
[Whistling]

488
00:23:02,278 --> 00:23:05,406
[ Dodo ]
A lizard with a ladder!

489
00:23:05,481 --> 00:23:07,449
[ White rabbit ]
Oh, Bill! Bill!

490
00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:09,485
We need a lazard
with a lidder.

491
00:23:09,552 --> 00:23:11,452
Can you help us?

492
00:23:11,521 --> 00:23:13,386
At your service,
governor.

493
00:23:13,456 --> 00:23:16,323
Have you ever been
down a chimney?

494
00:23:16,392 --> 00:23:18,553
I've been down
more chimneys--

495
00:23:18,628 --> 00:23:20,391
Excellent,
excellent.

496
00:23:20,463 --> 00:23:24,559
Hop down and pull
that monster out.

497
00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:26,397
Righto, governor.

498
00:23:26,469 --> 00:23:29,563
Monster? Aah!

499
00:23:29,639 --> 00:23:31,903
Oh, no!
Stop!

500
00:23:31,974 --> 00:23:34,135
Oh, no!
Wait!

501
00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:35,541
Steady, now!

502
00:23:35,611 --> 00:23:36,703
Aah!

503
00:23:36,779 --> 00:23:38,007
That' better.

504
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,243
You're passing up
a golden opportunity.

505
00:23:41,317 --> 00:23:42,750
I am?

506
00:23:42,819 --> 00:23:45,652
You can be famous.

507
00:23:45,721 --> 00:23:47,279
I can?

508
00:23:47,356 --> 00:23:49,483
In you go, now.

509
00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:52,926
Tie your tail around
the monster' neck...

510
00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:55,327
and drag it out.

511
00:23:55,398 --> 00:23:57,093
But...
but, governor--

512
00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:58,690
Good luck, Bill.

513
00:23:59,902 --> 00:24:01,494
Ah, ah, ah...

514
00:24:01,571 --> 00:24:03,539
ah, ah, ah...

515
00:24:03,606 --> 00:24:06,131
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

516
00:24:06,209 --> 00:24:08,040
choo!

517
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,212
Well...

518
00:24:12,281 --> 00:24:14,806
there goes Bill.

519
00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:17,148
Poor Bill.

520
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:19,711
Uh...perhaps
we should try...

521
00:24:19,789 --> 00:24:21,654
a more energetic
remedy.

522
00:24:21,724 --> 00:24:22,782
Yes!

523
00:24:22,859 --> 00:24:24,451
Anything,
but hurry!

524
00:24:24,527 --> 00:24:27,428
I propose
that we, uh...

525
00:24:28,531 --> 00:24:29,793
Yes?

526
00:24:29,866 --> 00:24:31,766
I propose
that we...

527
00:24:31,834 --> 00:24:32,858
Ooh!

528
00:24:32,935 --> 00:24:37,133
That' it!
We'll burn the house down!

529
00:24:37,206 --> 00:24:39,538
What?

530
00:24:39,609 --> 00:24:40,598
No!

531
00:24:40,676 --> 00:24:42,473
Oh-ho...

532
00:24:42,545 --> 00:24:44,410
♪ Oh, we'll smoke
the blighter out ♪

533
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,380
♪ We'll put
the beast to rout ♪

534
00:24:46,449 --> 00:24:48,849
♪ Some kindling,
a stick or two ♪

535
00:24:48,918 --> 00:24:52,581
♪ Ah, this bit
of rubbish ought to do ♪

536
00:24:52,655 --> 00:24:54,520
♪ We'll smoke
the blighter out ♪

537
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,387
♪ We'll smoke
the monster out ♪

538
00:24:56,459 --> 00:24:59,223
No! Not my
beautiful birdhouse!

539
00:24:59,295 --> 00:25:02,958
♪ Oh, we'll roast
the blighter' toes ♪

540
00:25:03,032 --> 00:25:04,795
♪ We'll toast
the bounder' nose ♪

541
00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:07,097
♪Just fetch that gate,
we'll make it clear ♪

542
00:25:07,169 --> 00:25:08,830
♪ That monsters
aren't welcome here ♪

543
00:25:08,905 --> 00:25:10,736
Oh, me, oh, my.

544
00:25:10,806 --> 00:25:12,034
Match.

545
00:25:12,108 --> 00:25:13,200
Match?

546
00:25:13,276 --> 00:25:15,710
♪ Without
a single doubt ♪

547
00:25:15,778 --> 00:25:17,609
♪ We'll smoke
the monster out ♪

548
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,204
♪ We'll smoke
the monster-- ♪

549
00:25:19,282 --> 00:25:20,214
No!

550
00:25:20,283 --> 00:25:22,717
My poor house
and furniture!

551
00:25:22,785 --> 00:25:24,878
Dear,
this is serious.

552
00:25:24,954 --> 00:25:27,889
I simply must--
Oh, a garden!

553
00:25:27,957 --> 00:25:30,118
Perhaps if
I ate something,

554
00:25:30,192 --> 00:25:32,717
it would make me
smaller.

555
00:25:32,795 --> 00:25:33,693
Oow!

556
00:25:33,763 --> 00:25:35,060
Help!

557
00:25:35,131 --> 00:25:37,258
I must
eat something.

558
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:40,734
Not me! You...
you...you barbarian!

559
00:25:40,803 --> 00:25:42,862
Help!

560
00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:45,637
Monster!

561
00:25:47,143 --> 00:25:48,041
Help!

562
00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:50,169
Ah! I'm late!

563
00:25:50,246 --> 00:25:53,238
I'm here!
I should be there!

564
00:25:53,316 --> 00:25:55,250
Have a match?

565
00:25:55,318 --> 00:25:56,785
Must go!
Good-bye!

566
00:25:56,852 --> 00:25:58,786
I'm late!

567
00:25:58,854 --> 00:26:00,378
Please wait!

568
00:26:00,456 --> 00:26:02,890
Do you
have a match?

569
00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:04,722
No. Sorry.
Mr. Rabbit!

570
00:26:04,794 --> 00:26:07,490
No cooperation.
No cooperation at all.

571
00:26:07,563 --> 00:26:09,724
Can't have
monsters about.

572
00:26:09,799 --> 00:26:12,267
Have to
carry on alone.

573
00:26:16,739 --> 00:26:18,138
Wait. Please!

574
00:26:18,207 --> 00:26:20,175
Just a minute!

575
00:26:20,242 --> 00:26:20,409
Oh, dear.

576
00:26:20,409 --> 00:26:21,603
Oh, dear.

577
00:26:21,677 --> 00:26:25,579
I'll never catch him
while I'm this small.

578
00:26:25,648 --> 00:26:26,842
Why...

579
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:28,645
curious butterflies.

580
00:26:28,718 --> 00:26:31,186
You mean bread
and butterflies.

581
00:26:31,253 --> 00:26:32,845
Of course--mmm?

582
00:26:34,256 --> 00:26:36,224
Now, who do you suppose...

583
00:26:38,728 --> 00:26:40,457
[Whinny]

584
00:26:40,529 --> 00:26:42,258
A horsefly.

585
00:26:42,331 --> 00:26:45,732
I mean, uh...
a rocking horsefly.

586
00:26:45,801 --> 00:26:47,234
Naturally.

587
00:26:47,303 --> 00:26:50,795
I beg your pardon,
but did you...

588
00:26:50,873 --> 00:26:55,469
That' nonsense.
Flowers can't talk.

589
00:26:55,544 --> 00:26:58,377
But of course
we can talk, my dear.

590
00:26:58,447 --> 00:27:00,176
If there' anyone worth
talking to.

591
00:27:00,249 --> 00:27:02,342
Or about.
Ha ha!

592
00:27:02,418 --> 00:27:04,443
We sing, too.

593
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,680
You do?

594
00:27:06,589 --> 00:27:09,057
<i>Let' sing
Tell It To the Tulips.</i>

595
00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:11,719
Or about
shy little violets.

596
00:27:11,794 --> 00:27:14,661
<i>Sing Lovely
Lily of the Valley.</i>

597
00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:16,391
She'd hate it.

598
00:27:16,866 --> 00:27:18,334
<i>Girls! We shall sing
Golden Afternoon.</i>

599
00:27:18,334 --> 00:27:21,861
<i>Girls! We shall sing
Golden Afternoon.</i>

600
00:27:21,937 --> 00:27:23,734
That' about
all of us.

601
00:27:23,806 --> 00:27:27,071
Sound your " A" , Lily.

602
00:27:27,143 --> 00:27:29,737
♪ La ♪

603
00:27:29,812 --> 00:27:31,575
♪ Mi ♪
♪ Mi ♪
♪ Mi ♪

604
00:27:31,647 --> 00:27:33,239
♪ La la la ♪

605
00:27:33,315 --> 00:27:35,078
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

606
00:27:35,151 --> 00:27:37,051
♪ Dum du dum dum ♪

607
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,586
♪ Poom ♪

608
00:27:38,654 --> 00:27:41,714
♪ Ah-poom mm-hmm
poom oow poom poom ♪

609
00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:45,056
♪ Ah-poom mm-hmm
poom oow oow oow ♪

610
00:27:45,127 --> 00:27:49,063
♪ Little bread and butterflies
kiss the tulips ♪

611
00:27:49,131 --> 00:27:51,759
♪ And the sun is like
a toy balloon ♪

612
00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:53,392
♪ Oo-ooo ♪

613
00:27:53,469 --> 00:27:57,337
♪ There are
get-up-in-the-morning glories ♪

614
00:27:57,406 --> 00:27:59,738
♪ In the golden afternoon ♪

615
00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:01,401
♪ Oo-ooo ♪

616
00:28:01,477 --> 00:28:05,277
♪ There are dizzy daffodils
on the hillside ♪

617
00:28:05,347 --> 00:28:09,408
♪ Strings of violets
are all in tune ♪

618
00:28:09,485 --> 00:28:13,444
♪ Tiger lilies
love the dandelions ♪

619
00:28:13,522 --> 00:28:16,252
♪ In the golden afternoon ♪

620
00:28:16,325 --> 00:28:19,522
♪ The golden afternoon ♪

621
00:28:19,595 --> 00:28:21,586
♪ There are
dog and caterpillars ♪

622
00:28:21,664 --> 00:28:23,757
♪ And a copper centipede ♪

623
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:26,461
♪ Where the lazy daisies ♪

624
00:28:26,535 --> 00:28:29,197
♪ Love the very ♪

625
00:28:29,271 --> 00:28:32,206
♪ Peaceful life ♪

626
00:28:32,274 --> 00:28:38,509
♪ They lead ♪

627
00:28:38,581 --> 00:28:42,677
♪ You can learn a lot
of things from the flowers ♪

628
00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:45,413
♪ For especially
in the month ofJune ♪

629
00:28:45,488 --> 00:28:47,319
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

630
00:28:47,389 --> 00:28:51,689
♪ There' a wealth
of happiness and romance ♪

631
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,852
♪ All ♪

632
00:28:52,928 --> 00:28:57,388
♪ In the golden afternoon ♪

633
00:29:18,721 --> 00:29:21,155
♪ All in
the golden afternoon ♪

634
00:29:21,223 --> 00:29:22,485
♪ The golden ♪

635
00:29:22,558 --> 00:29:25,857
♪ Afternoon ♪

636
00:29:27,596 --> 00:29:30,360
♪ You can learn
a lot of things ♪

637
00:29:30,432 --> 00:29:33,128
♪ From the flowers ♪

638
00:29:33,202 --> 00:29:38,469
♪ For especially
in the month ofJune ♪

639
00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:40,975
♪ There' a wealth
of happiness ♪

640
00:29:41,043 --> 00:29:44,444
♪ And romance ♪

641
00:29:44,513 --> 00:29:45,775
[Voice breaks]

642
00:29:47,116 --> 00:29:51,815
♪ All in
the golden afternoon ♪

643
00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:57,115
♪ Ah-ha ♪

644
00:29:57,193 --> 00:30:01,061
♪ Ah ♪

645
00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:02,688
[Crash]

646
00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:07,494
Oh, that was lovely!

647
00:30:07,570 --> 00:30:09,504
Thank you,
my dear.

648
00:30:09,572 --> 00:30:11,335
What garden
are you from?

649
00:30:11,407 --> 00:30:12,999
I don't come
from any garden.

650
00:30:13,075 --> 00:30:15,339
Maybe she'
a wildflower!

651
00:30:15,411 --> 00:30:18,005
I'm not a wildflower.

652
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,483
What specie or genus
are you, my dear?

653
00:30:22,551 --> 00:30:27,853
I suppose you'd call
me a genus humanus Alice.

654
00:30:27,923 --> 00:30:31,359
Ever see an Alice with
a blossom like that?

655
00:30:31,427 --> 00:30:34,328
Did you ever
see an Alice?

656
00:30:34,396 --> 00:30:37,559
Did you notice
her petals?

657
00:30:37,633 --> 00:30:39,863
What a peculiar
color.

658
00:30:39,935 --> 00:30:41,402
And no fragrance.

659
00:30:41,470 --> 00:30:44,701
Just look
at those stems!

660
00:30:44,773 --> 00:30:46,673
Rather scrawny,
I'd say.

661
00:30:46,742 --> 00:30:48,266
I think
she' pretty.

662
00:30:48,344 --> 00:30:49,675
Quiet, Bud.

663
00:30:49,745 --> 00:30:52,009
I'm not a flower!

664
00:30:52,081 --> 00:30:53,446
Just as I suspected!

665
00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:57,781
She' nothing
but a common mobile vulgaris.

666
00:30:57,853 --> 00:31:00,014
Oh, no!
Oh, no!

667
00:31:00,089 --> 00:31:01,386
A common what?

668
00:31:01,457 --> 00:31:03,948
To be blunt--
a weed!

669
00:31:04,026 --> 00:31:05,960
I'm not a weed!

670
00:31:06,028 --> 00:31:07,962
She wouldn't admit it.

671
00:31:08,030 --> 00:31:09,463
Can you imagine?

672
00:31:09,531 --> 00:31:10,463
Goodness!

673
00:31:10,532 --> 00:31:12,625
Don't go to seed here!

674
00:31:12,701 --> 00:31:13,895
Go on, now!

675
00:31:13,969 --> 00:31:15,197
Go!

676
00:31:15,271 --> 00:31:18,570
We don't want weeds
in our bed!

677
00:31:18,641 --> 00:31:19,903
Move along!

678
00:31:19,975 --> 00:31:20,873
Toot!

679
00:31:20,943 --> 00:31:21,932
Meoooow!

680
00:31:22,011 --> 00:31:24,104
Arf! Arf! Arf!

681
00:31:24,179 --> 00:31:27,945
All right,
if that' how you feel.

682
00:31:28,017 --> 00:31:30,884
If I were
my right size,

683
00:31:30,953 --> 00:31:33,478
I could pick
each of you!

684
00:31:33,555 --> 00:31:35,420
That'd
teach you.

685
00:31:35,491 --> 00:31:37,482
Ha ha ha ha!

686
00:31:41,497 --> 00:31:45,399
You can learn a lot
from the flowers.

687
00:31:45,467 --> 00:31:49,767
Hmph! They could learn
a lot about manners.

688
00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:55,836
♪ A ♪

689
00:31:55,911 --> 00:32:00,439
♪ E I O U ♪

690
00:32:00,549 --> 00:32:05,316
♪ A E I O U ♪

691
00:32:05,354 --> 00:32:09,620
♪ A E I O U ♪

692
00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:14,254
♪ O ♪

693
00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:18,790
♪ U E I O A ♪

694
00:32:18,867 --> 00:32:24,601
♪ U E I A ♪

695
00:32:24,673 --> 00:32:29,838
♪ A E I O U ♪

696
00:32:37,353 --> 00:32:38,786
Who...

697
00:32:38,854 --> 00:32:39,786
are...

698
00:32:39,855 --> 00:32:41,550
you?

699
00:32:41,623 --> 00:32:43,818
Why, I hardly
know, sir.

700
00:32:43,892 --> 00:32:47,658
I've changed so many times,
you see--

701
00:32:47,730 --> 00:32:49,630
I do not see.

702
00:32:49,698 --> 00:32:51,188
Explain yourself.

703
00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:54,326
I can't explain
myself, sir,

704
00:32:54,403 --> 00:32:56,963
because I'm not
myself, you know.

705
00:32:57,039 --> 00:32:59,473
I do not know.

706
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:01,270
I can't be clearer.

707
00:33:01,343 --> 00:33:03,607
It isn't
clear to me.

708
00:33:03,679 --> 00:33:04,703
You?

709
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:07,806
Who are you?

710
00:33:07,883 --> 00:33:10,317
Well, you ought
to tell me--

711
00:33:10,386 --> 00:33:13,287
[Cough cough]

712
00:33:13,355 --> 00:33:14,788
Who...

713
00:33:14,857 --> 00:33:17,087
you are first.

714
00:33:17,159 --> 00:33:18,353
Why?

715
00:33:18,427 --> 00:33:22,989
Oh, dear. Everything
is so confusing.

716
00:33:23,065 --> 00:33:24,293
It is not.

717
00:33:24,366 --> 00:33:25,663
It is to me.

718
00:33:25,734 --> 00:33:26,996
Why?

719
00:33:27,069 --> 00:33:30,004
I can't remember
things as I used to.

720
00:33:30,072 --> 00:33:31,004
Recite.

721
00:33:31,073 --> 00:33:32,005
Hmm?

722
00:33:32,074 --> 00:33:34,440
Oh! Yes, sir.

723
00:33:34,510 --> 00:33:35,568
Um...

724
00:33:35,644 --> 00:33:37,908
how doth the
little busy bee...

725
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:39,447
improve each--

726
00:33:39,515 --> 00:33:40,447
Stop!

727
00:33:41,984 --> 00:33:44,418
That is not spoken
correcti-cally.

728
00:33:44,486 --> 00:33:45,953
It goes...

729
00:33:48,157 --> 00:33:49,454
how...

730
00:33:55,130 --> 00:33:57,064
Ha ha ha ha.

731
00:33:57,132 --> 00:33:59,498
A-hem.

732
00:33:59,568 --> 00:34:01,866
How doth the little
crocodile...

733
00:34:01,937 --> 00:34:04,269
improve his shining tail...

734
00:34:04,339 --> 00:34:07,740
and pour the waters
of the Nile...

735
00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:10,278
on every golden scale?

736
00:34:10,345 --> 00:34:11,903
How cheer--

737
00:34:13,081 --> 00:34:14,275
How cheer--

738
00:34:16,885 --> 00:34:18,147
A-hem!

739
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:20,620
Ha ha ha ha.

740
00:34:20,689 --> 00:34:24,386
How cheerfully
he seems to grin.

741
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:27,793
How neatly
spreads his claws.

742
00:34:27,863 --> 00:34:30,331
And welcomes
little fishes in...

743
00:34:30,399 --> 00:34:33,891
with gently smiling jaws.

744
00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:37,461
I've never heard it
that way before.

745
00:34:37,539 --> 00:34:40,474
I have improved it.

746
00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:41,509
Well...

747
00:34:41,577 --> 00:34:42,839
[Cough cough]

748
00:34:42,911 --> 00:34:44,811
If you ask me--

749
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,142
You?

750
00:34:46,215 --> 00:34:48,945
Who are you?

751
00:34:49,918 --> 00:34:51,351
[Cough cough]

752
00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:52,819
[Cough cough]

753
00:34:52,888 --> 00:34:54,412
Ah-choo!

754
00:34:56,258 --> 00:34:57,418
Oh!

755
00:35:05,868 --> 00:35:07,301
You there!

756
00:35:07,369 --> 00:35:08,301
Girl!

757
00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:09,769
Wait!

758
00:35:09,838 --> 00:35:11,533
Come back!

759
00:35:11,607 --> 00:35:13,768
I have something
important to say!

760
00:35:13,842 --> 00:35:16,037
Oh, dear.

761
00:35:17,446 --> 00:35:20,438
I wonder what
he wants now.

762
00:35:23,452 --> 00:35:24,612
Oh!

763
00:35:32,027 --> 00:35:33,289
Well?

764
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:38,395
Keep your temper.

765
00:35:38,467 --> 00:35:40,059
Is that all?

766
00:35:41,136 --> 00:35:42,125
No.

767
00:35:43,539 --> 00:35:47,475
Exacti-cally
what is your problem?

768
00:35:47,543 --> 00:35:49,238
Well,
it' exactic--

769
00:35:49,311 --> 00:35:50,403
Exactic--

770
00:35:50,479 --> 00:35:52,811
It' precisely this.

771
00:35:52,881 --> 00:35:55,406
I'd like
to be larger, sir.

772
00:35:55,484 --> 00:35:56,473
Why?

773
00:35:56,585 --> 00:35:57,950
Well, after all...

774
00:35:57,986 --> 00:36:00,716
3 inches is
a wretched height.

775
00:36:00,789 --> 00:36:04,156
I am exactically
three inches high,

776
00:36:04,226 --> 00:36:07,423
and it' a very
good height indeed!

777
00:36:07,496 --> 00:36:10,397
[ Alice ]
But I'm not used to it,

778
00:36:10,465 --> 00:36:12,365
and you needn't ...

779
00:36:12,434 --> 00:36:13,423
shout!

780
00:36:16,505 --> 00:36:17,870
Oh, dear.

781
00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:21,000
I have some more
helpful hints.

782
00:36:21,076 --> 00:36:23,340
One side makes
you grow taller.

783
00:36:23,412 --> 00:36:25,004
One side of what?

784
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,049
The other side
makes you grow shorter.

785
00:36:28,116 --> 00:36:30,175
The other side
of what?

786
00:36:30,252 --> 00:36:32,550
The mushroom,
of course!

787
00:36:35,757 --> 00:36:36,883
Hmm.

788
00:36:41,363 --> 00:36:44,355
One side will
make me grow...

789
00:36:44,433 --> 00:36:46,401
But which is which?

790
00:36:47,603 --> 00:36:48,865
Hmm.

791
00:36:48,937 --> 00:36:51,371
After all that'
happened, I...

792
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,374
I wonder if I...

793
00:36:53,442 --> 00:36:54,909
I don't care.

794
00:36:56,278 --> 00:36:59,247
I'm tired of being
3 inches high.

795
00:36:59,314 --> 00:37:00,576
Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi!

796
00:37:00,649 --> 00:37:02,378
Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi!

797
00:37:02,451 --> 00:37:05,818
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

798
00:37:10,192 --> 00:37:11,216
Ah!

799
00:37:11,293 --> 00:37:12,988
A serpent!

800
00:37:13,061 --> 00:37:15,495
Help! Help!

801
00:37:15,564 --> 00:37:17,498
A serpent! A serpent!

802
00:37:17,566 --> 00:37:18,931
Please, please!

803
00:37:19,001 --> 00:37:21,492
Off with you!
Shoo! Shoo!

804
00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:23,003
Go away! Serpent!

805
00:37:23,071 --> 00:37:25,505
But I'm not
a serpent!

806
00:37:25,574 --> 00:37:26,836
Indeed?

807
00:37:26,908 --> 00:37:28,967
Just what are you?

808
00:37:29,044 --> 00:37:30,272
A little girl.

809
00:37:30,345 --> 00:37:31,505
Little?

810
00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:32,808
Ha! Little?

811
00:37:32,881 --> 00:37:34,405
Ah ha ha ha ha!

812
00:37:34,483 --> 00:37:35,973
Well, I am.

813
00:37:36,051 --> 00:37:38,315
I mean, I was.

814
00:37:38,387 --> 00:37:41,185
I suppose you don't
eat eggs, either.

815
00:37:41,256 --> 00:37:42,814
Yes, I do.

816
00:37:42,891 --> 00:37:45,155
I knew it!

817
00:37:45,227 --> 00:37:48,162
Serpent!
Serpeeeeeeeeent!

818
00:37:48,230 --> 00:37:50,130
Oh, for goodness sake!

819
00:37:50,198 --> 00:37:54,191
And the other side will...

820
00:37:54,269 --> 00:37:55,861
The very idea!

821
00:37:55,937 --> 00:38:00,431
Spend all my time
laying eggs for
serpents like her!

822
00:38:00,542 --> 00:38:02,203
Ahhhhhhhh!

823
00:38:05,213 --> 00:38:07,443
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

824
00:38:07,516 --> 00:38:08,505
Oh!

825
00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:10,946
Goodness.

826
00:38:11,019 --> 00:38:16,013
I wonder if I'll ever
get the knack of it.

827
00:38:21,196 --> 00:38:23,528
There. That'
much better.

828
00:38:24,599 --> 00:38:27,033
Hmm. Better save these.

829
00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:32,472
Now, let' see.

830
00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,031
Where was I?

831
00:38:36,545 --> 00:38:40,345
Hmm. I wonder which way
I ought to go.

832
00:38:40,415 --> 00:38:42,007
♪ 'T was... ♪

833
00:38:42,084 --> 00:38:45,850
♪ Brillig and
the slithy toves ♪

834
00:38:45,921 --> 00:38:50,017
♪ Did gyre and
gimbel in the wabe ♪

835
00:38:50,092 --> 00:38:52,356
♪ All mimsy ♪

836
00:38:52,427 --> 00:38:54,361
♪ Were the borogoves ♪

837
00:38:54,429 --> 00:38:58,832
♪ And the momeraths
outgrabe ♪

838
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:01,733
Now, where do you
suppose that...

839
00:39:01,803 --> 00:39:03,236
Lose something?

840
00:39:03,305 --> 00:39:04,829
Oh! Well, uh...

841
00:39:04,906 --> 00:39:07,932
Ha ha ha.
I-I was...no...

842
00:39:08,009 --> 00:39:10,068
I-I mean...
I-I was wondering...

843
00:39:10,145 --> 00:39:11,612
That' all right.

844
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,477
One moment, please.

845
00:39:14,549 --> 00:39:15,573
Ooh!

846
00:39:17,953 --> 00:39:19,250
Second chorus.

847
00:39:19,321 --> 00:39:21,585
♪ 'T was brillig ♪

848
00:39:21,656 --> 00:39:23,715
♪ And the slithy toves ♪

849
00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:28,422
♪ Did gyre and
gimbel in the wabe ♪

850
00:39:28,497 --> 00:39:31,261
Why...why,
you're a cat.

851
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:33,927
A Cheshire cat.

852
00:39:34,002 --> 00:39:35,264
♪ All mimsy ♪

853
00:39:35,337 --> 00:39:37,237
♪ Were the borogoves ♪

854
00:39:37,305 --> 00:39:38,602
Oh, wait.

855
00:39:38,673 --> 00:39:40,231
Don't go, please!

856
00:39:40,308 --> 00:39:41,605
There you are.

857
00:39:41,676 --> 00:39:43,200
Third chorus.

858
00:39:43,278 --> 00:39:44,939
I wanted to ask...

859
00:39:45,013 --> 00:39:47,880
which way
I ought to go.

860
00:39:47,949 --> 00:39:50,611
Well, that depends...

861
00:39:50,685 --> 00:39:53,813
on where...
you want to get to.

862
00:39:53,889 --> 00:39:56,323
It really doesn't
matter, as long--

863
00:39:56,391 --> 00:39:59,451
Then...it really
doesn't matter...

864
00:39:59,528 --> 00:40:02,793
which way...you go.

865
00:40:02,864 --> 00:40:04,889
♪ Ah hah, hah hah ♪

866
00:40:04,966 --> 00:40:07,799
♪ All mimsy
were the borogoves ♪

867
00:40:07,869 --> 00:40:09,803
♪ And the momeraths
outgrabe ♪

868
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,941
Oh, by the way...

869
00:40:15,010 --> 00:40:17,808
if you'd really
like to know,

870
00:40:17,879 --> 00:40:20,109
he went...that way.

871
00:40:20,182 --> 00:40:21,979
Who did?

872
00:40:22,050 --> 00:40:23,312
The white rabbit.

873
00:40:23,385 --> 00:40:24,511
He did?

874
00:40:24,586 --> 00:40:25,678
Did what?

875
00:40:25,754 --> 00:40:26,618
Went that way?

876
00:40:26,688 --> 00:40:27,450
Who did?

877
00:40:27,522 --> 00:40:28,580
The white rabbit.

878
00:40:28,657 --> 00:40:29,817
What rabbit?

879
00:40:29,891 --> 00:40:31,654
Didn't you say...

880
00:40:31,726 --> 00:40:33,318
Oh, dear!

881
00:40:33,395 --> 00:40:36,193
Can you stand
on your head?

882
00:40:36,264 --> 00:40:37,526
Oh!

883
00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:38,827
However...

884
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:42,666
if I were looking
for a white rabbit...

885
00:40:42,737 --> 00:40:43,829
[Clunk]

886
00:40:43,905 --> 00:40:46,499
I'd ask the Mad Hatter.

887
00:40:46,575 --> 00:40:48,770
The Mad Hatter?

888
00:40:48,844 --> 00:40:50,209
No, I don't --

889
00:40:50,278 --> 00:40:53,338
Or...there'
the March Hare...

890
00:40:53,415 --> 00:40:55,781
in that direction.

891
00:40:55,851 --> 00:40:58,684
Thank you.
I shall visit him.

892
00:40:58,787 --> 00:41:00,277
Of course...

893
00:41:00,322 --> 00:41:01,983
he' mad, too.

894
00:41:02,057 --> 00:41:04,787
I don't want to
be with mad people.

895
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,522
Oh, you can't
help that.

896
00:41:07,596 --> 00:41:09,791
Most everyone'
mad here.

897
00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:12,857
Ha ha ha ha ha!

898
00:41:14,035 --> 00:41:16,970
You may
have noticed...

899
00:41:17,038 --> 00:41:21,532
that I'm not
all there myself.

900
00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:28,877
♪ And the momeraths
outgrabe...♪

901
00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:31,111
Goodness. If people
here are like that,

902
00:41:31,186 --> 00:41:35,122
I must try not
to upset them.

903
00:41:36,557 --> 00:41:39,321
How very curious.

904
00:41:39,393 --> 00:41:41,224
♪ If there are
no objections ♪

905
00:41:41,295 --> 00:41:43,195
♪ Let it be unanimous ♪

906
00:41:43,264 --> 00:41:44,993
♪ Oh, a very
merry unbirthday ♪

907
00:41:45,066 --> 00:41:47,125
♪ A very merry
unbirthday ♪

908
00:41:47,201 --> 00:41:50,432
♪ A very merry
unbirthday to us ♪

909
00:42:08,155 --> 00:42:09,383
♪ A ♪

910
00:42:09,457 --> 00:42:11,618
♪ Very merry
unbirthday to me ♪

911
00:42:11,692 --> 00:42:12,590
♪ To who ♪

912
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:13,854
♪ Oh, you ♪

913
00:42:13,928 --> 00:42:15,395
♪ A very merry
unbirthday to you ♪

914
00:42:15,463 --> 00:42:16,395
♪ Who, me ♪

915
00:42:16,464 --> 00:42:17,624
♪ Oh, me ♪

916
00:42:17,698 --> 00:42:18,596
♪ Let' all
congratulate us ♪

917
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,463
♪ With another
cup of tea ♪

918
00:42:20,534 --> 00:42:23,230
♪ A very merry
unbirthday ♪

919
00:42:23,304 --> 00:42:27,138
♪ To... ♪

920
00:42:27,208 --> 00:42:28,698
♪ You ♪

921
00:42:28,776 --> 00:42:31,609
[Clap clap clap]

922
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,146
No room!
No room!

923
00:42:33,214 --> 00:42:35,239
No room!
No room!

924
00:42:35,316 --> 00:42:38,114
But there'
plenty of room.

925
00:42:38,185 --> 00:42:41,621
It' rude to sit
without being invited.

926
00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:45,147
It' very, very
rude, indeed!

927
00:42:45,226 --> 00:42:48,059
Very, very, very
rude, indeed.

928
00:42:48,129 --> 00:42:49,619
I'm very sorry.

929
00:42:49,697 --> 00:42:52,632
But I did enjoy
your singing.

930
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,895
<i>You enjoyed
our singing?</i>

931
00:42:54,969 --> 00:42:57,460
Oh, what
a delightful child!

932
00:42:57,538 --> 00:42:58,470
I'm so excited.

933
00:42:58,539 --> 00:43:00,302
We never get
compliments.

934
00:43:00,374 --> 00:43:03,309
You must have
a cup of tea!

935
00:43:03,377 --> 00:43:04,901
Ah, yes, indeed.

936
00:43:04,979 --> 00:43:08,437
You must have
a cup of tea.

937
00:43:08,516 --> 00:43:11,917
I'm sorry I interrupted
your birthday party.

938
00:43:11,986 --> 00:43:13,419
Birthday?

939
00:43:13,487 --> 00:43:16,251
This is not
a birthday party!

940
00:43:16,323 --> 00:43:17,813
Of course not.

941
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,095
This is
an unbirthday party.

942
00:43:22,163 --> 00:43:23,596
Unbirthday?

943
00:43:23,664 --> 00:43:26,098
I'm sorry.
I don't understand.

944
00:43:26,167 --> 00:43:27,600
It' very simple.

945
00:43:27,668 --> 00:43:29,602
30 days have Sept--

946
00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:31,103
No. An unbirthday...

947
00:43:31,172 --> 00:43:34,107
if you have
a birthday, then...

948
00:43:34,175 --> 00:43:35,608
you...

949
00:43:35,676 --> 00:43:38,873
She doesn't know
what an unbirthday is.

950
00:43:38,946 --> 00:43:42,438
How silly!
Ha ha ha ha!

951
00:43:42,516 --> 00:43:44,006
Well, I...

952
00:43:46,187 --> 00:43:48,655
I shall elucidate.

953
00:43:54,862 --> 00:43:56,352
♪ Now statistics prove ♪

954
00:43:56,430 --> 00:43:58,694
♪ Prove that you've
one birthday ♪

955
00:43:58,766 --> 00:44:01,234
♪ Imagine just one
birthday every year ♪

956
00:44:01,302 --> 00:44:06,069
♪ Ah, but there are
364 unbirthdays ♪

957
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:08,836
♪ Precisely why
we're gathered here to cheer ♪

958
00:44:08,909 --> 00:44:11,571
Then today'
my unbirthday, too.

959
00:44:11,645 --> 00:44:12,703
It is?

960
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:15,044
What a small world.

961
00:44:15,115 --> 00:44:17,675
In that case...

962
00:44:17,751 --> 00:44:19,616
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪

963
00:44:19,687 --> 00:44:21,018
♪ To me ♪

964
00:44:21,088 --> 00:44:22,350
♪ To you ♪

965
00:44:22,423 --> 00:44:23,856
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪

966
00:44:23,924 --> 00:44:24,948
♪ For me ♪

967
00:44:25,025 --> 00:44:25,992
♪ For you ♪

968
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:28,187
♪ Blow
the candle out ♪

969
00:44:28,262 --> 00:44:30,253
♪ And make your
wish come true ♪

970
00:44:33,667 --> 00:44:37,467
♪ A very merry
unbirthday ♪

971
00:44:37,538 --> 00:44:39,529
♪ To you ♪

972
00:44:41,275 --> 00:44:44,608
Twinkle, twinkle
little bat.

973
00:44:44,678 --> 00:44:47,647
How I wonder
what you're at.

974
00:44:47,715 --> 00:44:50,275
Up above
the world you fly,

975
00:44:50,351 --> 00:44:53,286
Like a tea-tray
in the sky.

976
00:44:53,354 --> 00:44:55,652
That was lovely.

977
00:44:55,723 --> 00:44:57,850
And now, my dear,

978
00:44:57,925 --> 00:45:01,554
you were saying
you were seeking...

979
00:45:01,629 --> 00:45:03,096
Pardon me.

980
00:45:03,163 --> 00:45:07,293
You were seeking
some information of some kind?

981
00:45:07,368 --> 00:45:09,563
Yes. I'm looking
for--

982
00:45:09,637 --> 00:45:11,537
Clean cup!
Clean cup!

983
00:45:11,605 --> 00:45:13,095
Move down!

984
00:45:13,173 --> 00:45:15,198
But I haven't
used my cup.

985
00:45:15,276 --> 00:45:17,938
♪ Clean cup,
move down ♪

986
00:45:18,012 --> 00:45:20,708
Would you like
more tea?

987
00:45:20,781 --> 00:45:23,113
I haven't
had any yet,

988
00:45:23,183 --> 00:45:25,583
So I can't take more.

989
00:45:25,653 --> 00:45:27,951
You mean you
can't take less.

990
00:45:28,022 --> 00:45:31,219
You can always take
more than nothing.

991
00:45:31,292 --> 00:45:33,157
But--

992
00:45:33,227 --> 00:45:35,127
And now, my dear,

993
00:45:35,195 --> 00:45:38,130
Something seems
to be troubling you.

994
00:45:38,198 --> 00:45:40,894
Tell us
all about it.

995
00:45:40,968 --> 00:45:42,731
Start at
the beginning.

996
00:45:42,803 --> 00:45:44,100
Yes, yes.

997
00:45:44,171 --> 00:45:47,470
And when you
come to the end...

998
00:45:47,541 --> 00:45:49,008
stop!

999
00:45:49,076 --> 00:45:52,136
It started while
I was sitting...

1000
00:45:52,212 --> 00:45:54,407
on the riverbank
with Dinah.

1001
00:45:54,481 --> 00:45:56,108
Very interesting.

1002
00:45:56,183 --> 00:45:58,083
Who' Dinah?

1003
00:45:58,152 --> 00:46:00,279
Dinah' my cat.

1004
00:46:00,354 --> 00:46:01,321
Cat?

1005
00:46:01,388 --> 00:46:02,946
Cat!

1006
00:46:03,023 --> 00:46:05,184
What' got
into him?

1007
00:46:05,259 --> 00:46:06,419
Catch him!

1008
00:46:06,493 --> 00:46:08,927
Help! Help!
Stop him!

1009
00:46:08,996 --> 00:46:10,623
Get the jam!

1010
00:46:10,698 --> 00:46:12,325
Put it
on his nose!

1011
00:46:12,399 --> 00:46:14,299
C-c-cat...

1012
00:46:14,368 --> 00:46:15,300
Ohh...

1013
00:46:15,369 --> 00:46:16,961
Oh, my goodness.

1014
00:46:17,037 --> 00:46:20,996
Those are the things
that upset me.

1015
00:46:21,075 --> 00:46:23,771
See the trouble
you've started?

1016
00:46:23,844 --> 00:46:25,334
I didn't think--

1017
00:46:25,412 --> 00:46:28,643
If you don't think,
you shouldn't talk.

1018
00:46:28,716 --> 00:46:30,684
Clean cup,
move down!

1019
00:46:30,751 --> 00:46:31,718
But--

1020
00:46:31,785 --> 00:46:32,911
♪ Move down,
move down ♪

1021
00:46:32,987 --> 00:46:34,955
♪ Move down ♪

1022
00:46:35,022 --> 00:46:37,513
Now, dear,
you were saying?

1023
00:46:37,591 --> 00:46:39,024
Oh, yes.

1024
00:46:39,093 --> 00:46:41,857
I was sitting
on the riverbank,

1025
00:46:41,929 --> 00:46:44,056
with, uh...
you know who.

1026
00:46:44,131 --> 00:46:46,156
I do?

1027
00:46:46,233 --> 00:46:50,169
I mean my c-a-t.

1028
00:46:50,237 --> 00:46:51,397
Tea!

1029
00:46:52,773 --> 00:46:55,674
Just a half
a cup.

1030
00:46:55,743 --> 00:46:57,074
Come, come, my dear,

1031
00:46:57,144 --> 00:47:00,375
don't you care
for tea?

1032
00:47:00,447 --> 00:47:02,608
I'm very fond
of tea.

1033
00:47:02,683 --> 00:47:06,084
You could
at least make polite conversation.

1034
00:47:06,153 --> 00:47:07,848
I've been
trying to ask--

1035
00:47:07,921 --> 00:47:10,719
I have an
excellent idea.

1036
00:47:10,791 --> 00:47:12,986
Let' change
the subject.

1037
00:47:14,328 --> 00:47:17,991
Why is a raven
like a writing desk?

1038
00:47:18,065 --> 00:47:19,464
Riddles?

1039
00:47:19,533 --> 00:47:21,467
Let me see, now.

1040
00:47:21,535 --> 00:47:24,470
Why is a raven...

1041
00:47:24,538 --> 00:47:26,472
like a writing desk?

1042
00:47:26,540 --> 00:47:28,007
I beg your pardon?

1043
00:47:28,075 --> 00:47:31,408
Why is a raven
like a writing desk?

1044
00:47:31,478 --> 00:47:32,570
What?

1045
00:47:32,646 --> 00:47:33,874
Careful.
She' mad.

1046
00:47:33,947 --> 00:47:36,415
It' your
silly riddle.

1047
00:47:36,483 --> 00:47:37,677
You just said--

1048
00:47:37,751 --> 00:47:39,241
Don't get excited.

1049
00:47:39,319 --> 00:47:40,377
A cup of tea?

1050
00:47:40,454 --> 00:47:43,753
A cup of tea,
indeed!

1051
00:47:43,824 --> 00:47:45,223
I haven't time.

1052
00:47:45,292 --> 00:47:45,359
The time!
Who' got the time?

1053
00:47:45,359 --> 00:47:48,226
The time!
Who' got the time?

1054
00:47:48,295 --> 00:47:50,763
No time,
no time, no time.

1055
00:47:50,831 --> 00:47:52,924
Hello. Good-bye.
I'm late! I'm late!

1056
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,297
The white rabbit!

1057
00:47:54,368 --> 00:47:56,928
I'm so late.
I'm so very late.

1058
00:47:57,037 --> 00:47:59,096
No wonder you're late.

1059
00:47:59,139 --> 00:48:02,438
This clock is exactly
two days slow.

1060
00:48:02,509 --> 00:48:03,999
Two days slow?

1061
00:48:04,078 --> 00:48:05,511
Of course you're late.

1062
00:48:05,579 --> 00:48:07,012
My goodness.

1063
00:48:07,081 --> 00:48:09,276
We'll have
to look into this.

1064
00:48:09,349 --> 00:48:11,249
A-ha!

1065
00:48:11,318 --> 00:48:13,183
I see what' wrong.

1066
00:48:13,253 --> 00:48:15,949
This watch
is full of wheels.

1067
00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:17,581
Oh, my poor watch.

1068
00:48:17,658 --> 00:48:20,183
Oh, my wheels
and springs.

1069
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:21,921
But-but-but-but...

1070
00:48:21,995 --> 00:48:23,758
Butter! Of course!

1071
00:48:23,831 --> 00:48:25,628
It needs butter.
Butter!

1072
00:48:25,699 --> 00:48:27,291
Butter!

1073
00:48:27,367 --> 00:48:28,595
But-butter?

1074
00:48:28,669 --> 00:48:30,466
Butter.
Thank you. Butter.

1075
00:48:30,537 --> 00:48:32,505
That' fine.

1076
00:48:32,573 --> 00:48:33,665
No, no, no.

1077
00:48:33,741 --> 00:48:36,209
You'll get
crumbs in it!

1078
00:48:36,276 --> 00:48:38,005
This is good butter.

1079
00:48:38,078 --> 00:48:39,340
Tea?

1080
00:48:39,413 --> 00:48:42,007
I never
thought of tea.

1081
00:48:42,082 --> 00:48:43,549
No! Not tea!

1082
00:48:43,617 --> 00:48:44,709
Sugar?

1083
00:48:44,785 --> 00:48:46,275
Sugar. Two spoons.

1084
00:48:46,353 --> 00:48:47,980
Two spoons.
Thank you.

1085
00:48:48,055 --> 00:48:49,317
Be careful!

1086
00:48:49,389 --> 00:48:53,519
Jam! I forgot
all about jam.

1087
00:48:53,594 --> 00:48:54,583
Mustard!

1088
00:48:54,661 --> 00:48:56,151
Mustard, yes.

1089
00:48:56,263 --> 00:48:58,231
Mustard?

1090
00:48:58,265 --> 00:49:00,563
Don't let'
be silly.

1091
00:49:00,634 --> 00:49:02,761
Lemon.
That' different.

1092
00:49:03,971 --> 00:49:05,905
That should do it.

1093
00:49:05,973 --> 00:49:07,440
[Ring]

1094
00:49:08,742 --> 00:49:09,868
Look at that!

1095
00:49:09,943 --> 00:49:11,001
Goodness.

1096
00:49:11,078 --> 00:49:11,772
Dear.

1097
00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:15,776
Mad watch.

1098
00:49:15,849 --> 00:49:17,111
Mad watch!

1099
00:49:19,052 --> 00:49:23,455
There' only one way
to stop a mad watch.

1100
00:49:23,524 --> 00:49:27,016
Two days slow,
that' what it is.

1101
00:49:27,094 --> 00:49:29,824
Oh, my watch.

1102
00:49:29,897 --> 00:49:30,955
It was?

1103
00:49:31,031 --> 00:49:33,795
It was an
unbirthday present.

1104
00:49:33,867 --> 00:49:34,891
In that case...

1105
00:49:34,968 --> 00:49:37,562
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪

1106
00:49:37,638 --> 00:49:40,801
♪ To ♪

1107
00:49:40,874 --> 00:49:42,239
♪ You ♪

1108
00:49:42,309 --> 00:49:43,241
Mr. Rabbit!

1109
00:49:43,310 --> 00:49:45,210
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!

1110
00:49:45,279 --> 00:49:47,747
Now where did he go?

1111
00:49:47,815 --> 00:49:49,806
♪ ...to us,
to us ♪

1112
00:49:49,883 --> 00:49:50,975
♪ A very merry
unbirthday ♪

1113
00:49:51,051 --> 00:49:53,645
♪ To us, to us ♪

1114
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:56,416
Of all the silly nonsense.

1115
00:49:56,490 --> 00:50:00,358
This is the stupidest
tea party ever.

1116
00:50:04,998 --> 00:50:07,091
I've had
enough nonsense.

1117
00:50:07,167 --> 00:50:08,930
I'm going home.

1118
00:50:09,002 --> 00:50:10,697
Straight home.

1119
00:50:11,772 --> 00:50:13,262
That rabbit.

1120
00:50:13,340 --> 00:50:16,275
Who cares where
he' going anyway?

1121
00:50:16,343 --> 00:50:19,540
If it hadn't
been for him, I--

1122
00:50:19,613 --> 00:50:22,104
" Tulgey Wood."

1123
00:50:23,851 --> 00:50:25,716
Hmm. Curious.

1124
00:50:25,786 --> 00:50:27,879
I don't remember this.

1125
00:50:31,625 --> 00:50:33,786
Now, let me see...

1126
00:50:37,364 --> 00:50:38,262
Oh!

1127
00:50:41,869 --> 00:50:43,461
No, no, please.

1128
00:50:43,537 --> 00:50:45,300
No more nonsense.

1129
00:50:49,843 --> 00:50:52,971
Now, if I came
this way,

1130
00:50:53,046 --> 00:50:55,810
I should go back
this way.

1131
00:50:56,383 --> 00:50:57,748
Honk!

1132
00:50:57,818 --> 00:50:59,809
I beg your pardon.

1133
00:51:17,738 --> 00:51:19,262
Goodness.

1134
00:51:19,339 --> 00:51:21,500
When I get home,

1135
00:51:21,575 --> 00:51:23,600
I shall write a book
about this place.

1136
00:51:23,677 --> 00:51:27,238
If I ever do get home.

1137
00:51:38,859 --> 00:51:41,794
Oh, excuse me!

1138
00:51:41,862 --> 00:51:43,989
Could one of you
tell me--

1139
00:51:50,337 --> 00:51:51,702
Uh...

1140
00:51:51,772 --> 00:51:53,262
never mind.

1141
00:51:56,944 --> 00:51:58,878
Caw! Caw!

1142
00:51:58,946 --> 00:52:00,379
Oh, dear.

1143
00:52:00,447 --> 00:52:02,312
It' getting
dreadfully dark,

1144
00:52:02,382 --> 00:52:04,714
and nothing
looks familiar.

1145
00:52:15,295 --> 00:52:18,890
I'll be glad
to get out of--oh!

1146
00:52:34,581 --> 00:52:36,344
Hoo.

1147
00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:37,849
Hoo hoo.

1148
00:52:37,918 --> 00:52:39,078
Hoo.

1149
00:52:42,923 --> 00:52:44,857
It would be nice...

1150
00:52:44,925 --> 00:52:48,417
if something made
sense for a change.

1151
00:52:54,768 --> 00:52:55,826
Oh.

1152
00:53:03,577 --> 00:53:05,545
The momeraths?

1153
00:53:15,355 --> 00:53:16,947
A path!

1154
00:53:17,024 --> 00:53:19,788
Oh, thank goodness.

1155
00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:23,626
I knew I'd find one
sooner or later.

1156
00:53:23,697 --> 00:53:25,062
If I hurry,

1157
00:53:25,132 --> 00:53:29,193
I might be home
in time for tea.

1158
00:53:29,269 --> 00:53:33,262
Won't Dinah
be happy to see me.

1159
00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:35,570
I just can't
wait till I--

1160
00:53:51,224 --> 00:53:53,158
Oh, dear.

1161
00:53:53,226 --> 00:53:56,161
Now I shall
never get out.

1162
00:53:58,498 --> 00:53:59,726
Well...

1163
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,665
when one' lost,

1164
00:54:01,735 --> 00:54:04,670
I suppose
it' good advice...

1165
00:54:04,738 --> 00:54:07,172
to stay
where you are...

1166
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:10,676
until someone
finds you.

1167
00:54:10,744 --> 00:54:16,011
But...but who'd ever think
to look for me here?

1168
00:54:16,083 --> 00:54:17,482
Good advice.

1169
00:54:19,753 --> 00:54:21,687
If I'd listened
earlier,

1170
00:54:21,755 --> 00:54:23,120
I wouldn't be here.

1171
00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:27,183
But that' just
the trouble with me.

1172
00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:31,526
I give myself
very good advice...

1173
00:54:31,598 --> 00:54:35,591
♪ But I very seldom
follow it ♪

1174
00:54:37,771 --> 00:54:40,296
♪ That explains ♪

1175
00:54:40,373 --> 00:54:45,003
♪ The trouble
that I'm always in ♪

1176
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,705
♪ Be patient ♪

1177
00:54:48,782 --> 00:54:51,615
♪ Is very good advice ♪

1178
00:54:51,685 --> 00:54:55,177
♪ But the waiting
makes me curious ♪

1179
00:54:56,790 --> 00:54:59,725
♪ And I'd love
the change ♪

1180
00:54:59,793 --> 00:55:03,058
♪ Should something
strange ♪

1181
00:55:03,130 --> 00:55:04,722
♪ Begin ♪

1182
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,665
Well...

1183
00:55:08,735 --> 00:55:11,727
I went along
my merry way...

1184
00:55:11,805 --> 00:55:16,674
and I never
stopped to reason.

1185
00:55:18,812 --> 00:55:21,178
I should have known...

1186
00:55:21,248 --> 00:55:24,183
there'd be
a price to pay...

1187
00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:25,650
someday.

1188
00:55:26,853 --> 00:55:29,151
Someday.

1189
00:55:29,222 --> 00:55:33,181
I give myself...

1190
00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:36,195
very good advice,

1191
00:55:36,263 --> 00:55:39,198
but I very seldom
follow it.

1192
00:55:42,269 --> 00:55:45,033
Will I ever learn...

1193
00:55:45,105 --> 00:55:50,202
to do the things
I should?

1194
00:55:52,279 --> 00:55:56,045
<i>[ Chorus ]
♪ Will I ever learn ♪</i>

1195
00:55:58,785 --> 00:56:03,119
<i>♪ Learn to do
the things ♪</i>

1196
00:56:03,190 --> 00:56:07,149
<i>♪ I should? ♪</i>

1197
00:56:11,698 --> 00:56:13,689
♪ Hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmm ♪

1198
00:56:13,767 --> 00:56:17,703
♪ And the momeraths
outgrabe ♪

1199
00:56:17,771 --> 00:56:19,898
Oh, Cheshire cat,
it' you!

1200
00:56:19,973 --> 00:56:22,032
Whom did you expect?

1201
00:56:22,108 --> 00:56:23,973
The white rabbit,
perchance?

1202
00:56:24,044 --> 00:56:26,205
Oh, no, no, no.

1203
00:56:26,279 --> 00:56:28,144
I'm through
with rabbits.

1204
00:56:28,215 --> 00:56:30,706
I want to go home,

1205
00:56:30,784 --> 00:56:33,776
but I can't
find my way.

1206
00:56:33,853 --> 00:56:36,651
That' because
you have no way.

1207
00:56:36,723 --> 00:56:39,214
All ways here,
you see,

1208
00:56:39,292 --> 00:56:41,157
are the queen'
ways.

1209
00:56:41,228 --> 00:56:44,061
But I've never
met any queen.

1210
00:56:44,130 --> 00:56:45,654
You haven't ?

1211
00:56:45,732 --> 00:56:47,723
You haven't ?

1212
00:56:47,801 --> 00:56:49,735
Oh, but you must!

1213
00:56:49,803 --> 00:56:52,237
She'll be mad
about you.

1214
00:56:52,305 --> 00:56:54,239
Simply mad.

1215
00:56:54,307 --> 00:56:56,275
♪ And the momeraths
outgrabe ♪

1216
00:56:56,376 --> 00:56:57,536
Please! Please!

1217
00:56:57,577 --> 00:56:59,841
How can I find her?

1218
00:56:59,913 --> 00:57:02,609
Well,
some go this way,

1219
00:57:02,682 --> 00:57:04,616
some go that way,

1220
00:57:04,684 --> 00:57:07,585
but as for me,
myself, personally,

1221
00:57:07,654 --> 00:57:10,179
I prefer
the shortcut.

1222
00:57:12,192 --> 00:57:13,352
Oh!

1223
00:57:19,666 --> 00:57:23,932
[ Voices ]
♪ Da dee dee da
da da ♪

1224
00:57:24,004 --> 00:57:26,529
♪ Doodle dee do
dee do dee do ♪

1225
00:57:26,606 --> 00:57:28,972
♪ Bum ♪
♪ Bum ♪

1226
00:57:29,042 --> 00:57:30,839
♪ Painting
the roses red ♪

1227
00:57:30,910 --> 00:57:32,207
♪ We're painting
the roses red ♪

1228
00:57:32,279 --> 00:57:34,213
♪ We dare not stop
or waste a drop ♪

1229
00:57:34,281 --> 00:57:36,613
♪ So let the paint
be spread ♪

1230
00:57:36,683 --> 00:57:39,049
♪ We're painting
the roses red ♪

1231
00:57:39,119 --> 00:57:41,280
♪ We're painting
the roses red ♪

1232
00:57:42,789 --> 00:57:44,381
♪ Oh-h-h-h ♪

1233
00:57:44,457 --> 00:57:46,220
♪ Painting
the roses red ♪

1234
00:57:46,293 --> 00:57:48,056
♪ And many a tear
we shed ♪

1235
00:57:48,128 --> 00:57:49,493
♪ Because we know ♪

1236
00:57:49,562 --> 00:57:51,052
♪ They'll cease
to grow ♪

1237
00:57:51,131 --> 00:57:53,656
♪ In fact, they'll
soon be dead ♪

1238
00:57:53,733 --> 00:57:55,291
Oh!
Oh!

1239
00:57:55,368 --> 00:57:57,563
♪ And yet,
we go ahead ♪

1240
00:57:57,637 --> 00:57:59,036
♪ Painting
the roses red ♪

1241
00:57:59,105 --> 00:58:00,538
♪ Red, red, red, red ♪

1242
00:58:00,607 --> 00:58:02,541
♪ Red, red, red, red ♪

1243
00:58:02,609 --> 00:58:03,974
♪ Painting
the roses red ♪

1244
00:58:04,044 --> 00:58:06,035
♪ We're painting
the roses red ♪

1245
00:58:06,112 --> 00:58:07,841
♪ Oh, pardon me,
but, Mr. Three ♪

1246
00:58:07,914 --> 00:58:09,848
♪ Why must you
paint them red? ♪

1247
00:58:09,916 --> 00:58:11,247
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?

1248
00:58:11,318 --> 00:58:13,183
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!

1249
00:58:13,253 --> 00:58:15,380
The fact is, Miss,

1250
00:58:15,455 --> 00:58:18,583
we planted white roses
by mistake.

1251
00:58:18,658 --> 00:58:19,852
And...

1252
00:58:19,926 --> 00:58:22,053
♪ The queen,
she likes them red ♪

1253
00:58:22,128 --> 00:58:23,561
♪ If she saw
white instead ♪

1254
00:58:23,630 --> 00:58:24,654
♪ She'd raise
a fuss ♪

1255
00:58:24,731 --> 00:58:26,164
♪ And each of us ♪

1256
00:58:26,232 --> 00:58:27,597
♪ Would quickly
lose his head ♪

1257
00:58:27,667 --> 00:58:28,599
Goodness.

1258
00:58:28,668 --> 00:58:33,196
♪ Since this is
the thought we dread ♪

1259
00:58:33,273 --> 00:58:35,935
♪ We're painting
the roses red ♪

1260
00:58:36,009 --> 00:58:38,739
Oh, dear.
Let me help you.

1261
00:58:38,812 --> 00:58:40,575
♪ Painting
the roses red ♪

1262
00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:42,046
♪ We're painting
the roses red ♪

1263
00:58:42,115 --> 00:58:44,276
♪ Don't tell the queen
what you have seen ♪

1264
00:58:44,351 --> 00:58:46,080
♪ Or say
that' what we said ♪

1265
00:58:46,152 --> 00:58:48,017
♪ But we're painting
the roses red ♪

1266
00:58:48,088 --> 00:58:49,749
♪ Yes, painting
the roses red ♪

1267
00:58:49,823 --> 00:58:50,619
Not pink.

1268
00:58:50,690 --> 00:58:51,554
Not green.

1269
00:58:51,624 --> 00:58:53,353
Not aquamarine.

1270
00:58:53,426 --> 00:58:55,758
♪ We're painting
the roses red ♪

1271
00:58:55,829 --> 00:58:58,627
[Fanfare]

1272
00:59:02,001 --> 00:59:02,968
The queen!

1273
00:59:03,036 --> 00:59:04,230
The queen!

1274
00:59:04,304 --> 00:59:05,236
The queen!

1275
00:59:05,305 --> 00:59:06,237
The queen!
The queen!

1276
00:59:39,239 --> 00:59:42,834
[Whistling]

1277
01:00:05,365 --> 01:00:07,356
Cards, halt!

1278
01:00:08,501 --> 01:00:09,695
Count off!

1279
01:00:09,802 --> 01:00:11,463
1 , 2, 3, 4, 5,

1280
01:00:11,538 --> 01:00:13,802
6, 7, 8, 9, 1 0,jack!

1281
01:00:16,209 --> 01:00:17,506
The rabbit.

1282
01:00:21,014 --> 01:00:22,276
Her...

1283
01:00:22,348 --> 01:00:23,713
Her Imperial Highness,

1284
01:00:23,783 --> 01:00:25,808
Her...
Her Grace,

1285
01:00:25,885 --> 01:00:27,443
Her Excellency,

1286
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,454
Her Royal Majesty,

1287
01:00:29,522 --> 01:00:31,786
the Queen of Hearts!

1288
01:00:31,858 --> 01:00:33,485
Yea!
Hooray!
Yea!

1289
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:35,227
And the king.

1290
01:00:35,295 --> 01:00:36,853
Hooray!

1291
01:00:47,907 --> 01:00:48,999
Hmmm!

1292
01:00:49,075 --> 01:00:52,135
Who' been painting
my roses red?

1293
01:00:53,313 --> 01:00:56,248
Who' been painting
my roses red?

1294
01:00:56,316 --> 01:00:59,843
♪ Who dares to taint
with vulgar paint ♪

1295
01:00:59,919 --> 01:01:02,149
♪ The royal flower bed? ♪

1296
01:01:02,222 --> 01:01:05,020
♪ For painting
my roses red ♪

1297
01:01:05,091 --> 01:01:07,719
♪ Someone will
lose his head ♪

1298
01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:09,261
Your Majesty,
please.

1299
01:01:09,329 --> 01:01:10,762
It' his fault.

1300
01:01:10,830 --> 01:01:12,764
Not me,
Your Grace.

1301
01:01:12,832 --> 01:01:14,265
The ace!

1302
01:01:14,334 --> 01:01:15,767
Two!

1303
01:01:15,835 --> 01:01:17,769
Not me!
The trey.

1304
01:01:17,837 --> 01:01:18,599
That' enough!

1305
01:01:18,671 --> 01:01:21,265
Off with their heads!

1306
01:01:21,341 --> 01:01:23,275
Yea!
Yea!
Hooray!

1307
01:01:23,343 --> 01:01:25,436
♪ They're going
to lose their heads ♪

1308
01:01:25,511 --> 01:01:27,775
♪ For painting
the roses red ♪

1309
01:01:27,847 --> 01:01:29,337
♪ It serves them right,
they planted white ♪

1310
01:01:29,415 --> 01:01:30,677
♪ And roses
should be red ♪

1311
01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:33,617
♪ Oh, they're going
to lose their heads ♪

1312
01:01:33,686 --> 01:01:36,120
Silence!

1313
01:01:36,189 --> 01:01:39,090
Oh, please, please.
They were only--

1314
01:01:39,158 --> 01:01:40,352
And who is this?

1315
01:01:40,426 --> 01:01:43,623
Let me see, my dear.

1316
01:01:43,696 --> 01:01:44,924
It isn't a heart.

1317
01:01:44,998 --> 01:01:46,863
Is it a club?

1318
01:01:46,933 --> 01:01:49,731
It' a little girl.

1319
01:01:49,802 --> 01:01:52,134
Yes, and
I was hoping--

1320
01:01:52,205 --> 01:01:53,536
Look up.
Speak nicely.

1321
01:01:53,606 --> 01:01:56,473
And don't twiddle
your fingers!

1322
01:01:56,576 --> 01:01:58,510
Turn out your toes.

1323
01:01:58,544 --> 01:02:00,273
Curtsy.

1324
01:02:00,346 --> 01:02:03,747
Open your mouth wider,
and always say,

1325
01:02:03,816 --> 01:02:06,979
" Yes, Your Majesty!"

1326
01:02:08,154 --> 01:02:11,419
Yes, Your Majesty!

1327
01:02:12,825 --> 01:02:15,760
Now, where
do you come from?

1328
01:02:15,828 --> 01:02:17,819
Where are you going?

1329
01:02:17,897 --> 01:02:19,797
I've lost my way.

1330
01:02:19,866 --> 01:02:21,060
Your way?

1331
01:02:21,134 --> 01:02:24,467
All ways here
are my ways!

1332
01:02:24,537 --> 01:02:27,335
Yes, I know.
I was thinking--

1333
01:02:27,407 --> 01:02:29,432
Curtsy while
you're thinking.

1334
01:02:29,509 --> 01:02:31,101
It saves time.

1335
01:02:31,177 --> 01:02:33,975
Yes, but I
wanted to ask--

1336
01:02:34,047 --> 01:02:36,482
I'll ask
the questions!

1337
01:02:36,482 --> 01:02:38,416
Do you
play croquet?

1338
01:02:38,484 --> 01:02:40,315
Why, yes,
Your Majesty.

1339
01:02:40,386 --> 01:02:43,355
Then let
the game begin!

1340
01:02:43,423 --> 01:02:45,948
[Fanfare]

1341
01:02:46,025 --> 01:02:48,755
To your places.
Hurry, hurry!

1342
01:02:50,029 --> 01:02:51,519
Shuffle deck!

1343
01:02:53,032 --> 01:02:55,125
Cards, cut!

1344
01:02:55,201 --> 01:02:56,532
Deal cards!

1345
01:02:57,537 --> 01:02:59,698
Cards, halt!

1346
01:03:01,341 --> 01:03:02,808
[Squawk squawk]

1347
01:03:12,352 --> 01:03:13,944
[Squawk squawk]

1348
01:03:29,268 --> 01:03:31,532
[Squawk squawk]

1349
01:03:31,604 --> 01:03:34,368
Silence!

1350
01:04:03,603 --> 01:04:05,036
Yea!
Yea!

1351
01:04:37,303 --> 01:04:39,396
Off with his head!

1352
01:04:39,472 --> 01:04:41,133
Off with his head.

1353
01:04:41,207 --> 01:04:43,801
You heard
what she said.

1354
01:04:43,876 --> 01:04:45,207
You're next,

1355
01:04:45,278 --> 01:04:46,768
my dear.

1356
01:04:48,214 --> 01:04:49,613
Yes, Your Majesty.

1357
01:05:09,869 --> 01:05:11,336
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

1358
01:05:11,404 --> 01:05:12,996
Ohh.

1359
01:05:16,676 --> 01:05:17,938
Stop!

1360
01:05:18,010 --> 01:05:19,944
Of all the
impossible...

1361
01:05:20,012 --> 01:05:23,448
You want us both
to lose our heads?

1362
01:05:23,516 --> 01:05:25,279
Well, I don't .

1363
01:05:28,654 --> 01:05:30,246
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

1364
01:05:36,162 --> 01:05:37,254
Huh?

1365
01:05:37,330 --> 01:05:38,262
Ow!

1366
01:05:54,213 --> 01:05:56,374
♪ La la la
da da dum ♪

1367
01:05:56,449 --> 01:05:58,314
♪ La la la hmm ♪

1368
01:05:58,384 --> 01:06:00,545
How are
you getting on?

1369
01:06:00,620 --> 01:06:02,383
Not at all.

1370
01:06:02,455 --> 01:06:03,979
Beg pardon?

1371
01:06:04,056 --> 01:06:05,990
I said, not at all.

1372
01:06:06,058 --> 01:06:08,390
Who are you
talking to?

1373
01:06:08,461 --> 01:06:10,952
A cat, Your Majesty.

1374
01:06:11,030 --> 01:06:12,224
Where?

1375
01:06:12,298 --> 01:06:13,287
There!

1376
01:06:13,366 --> 01:06:14,298
Oh.

1377
01:06:14,367 --> 01:06:15,834
There he is!

1378
01:06:15,902 --> 01:06:18,132
I warn you, child.

1379
01:06:18,204 --> 01:06:23,574
If I lose my temper,
you lose your head!

1380
01:06:23,643 --> 01:06:26,407
We could make her
really angry.

1381
01:06:26,479 --> 01:06:27,912
Shall we try?

1382
01:06:27,980 --> 01:06:30,414
Oh, no, no!

1383
01:06:30,483 --> 01:06:32,417
It' loads of fun.

1384
01:06:32,485 --> 01:06:33,747
No, no, stop!

1385
01:06:35,821 --> 01:06:37,584
Oh, no!

1386
01:06:37,657 --> 01:06:39,818
My fur and whiskers!

1387
01:06:39,892 --> 01:06:42,520
Oh, dear!
Save the queen!

1388
01:06:42,595 --> 01:06:46,258
Someone' head
will roll for this!

1389
01:06:46,332 --> 01:06:48,425
Yours!

1390
01:06:49,769 --> 01:06:51,600
Off with her--

1391
01:06:51,671 --> 01:06:54,265
Couldn't she
have a trial?

1392
01:06:54,340 --> 01:06:55,432
Huh?

1393
01:06:55,508 --> 01:06:56,600
First?

1394
01:06:56,676 --> 01:06:58,109
Trial?

1395
01:06:58,177 --> 01:07:00,543
Well,just
a little trial?

1396
01:07:00,613 --> 01:07:02,513
Hmm?

1397
01:07:02,582 --> 01:07:04,447
Hmm...

1398
01:07:04,550 --> 01:07:06,643
Very well then.

1399
01:07:06,719 --> 01:07:09,119
Let the trial begin!

1400
01:07:11,591 --> 01:07:13,058
[Fanfare]

1401
01:07:16,896 --> 01:07:18,363
Your Majesty...

1402
01:07:19,765 --> 01:07:22,029
members of the jury,

1403
01:07:22,101 --> 01:07:23,932
loyal subjects...

1404
01:07:24,003 --> 01:07:25,368
A-hem.

1405
01:07:25,438 --> 01:07:27,872
and the king.

1406
01:07:27,940 --> 01:07:32,104
The prisoner is charged
with enticing Her Majesty...

1407
01:07:32,178 --> 01:07:34,544
into a game of croquet,

1408
01:07:34,614 --> 01:07:37,048
and thereby willfully
teasing, tormenting,

1409
01:07:37,116 --> 01:07:39,016
and annoying
our beloved--

1410
01:07:39,085 --> 01:07:40,552
Never mind that!

1411
01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:44,488
Get to where
I lose my temper.

1412
01:07:44,557 --> 01:07:47,390
... thereby causing the
queen to lose her temper.

1413
01:07:47,460 --> 01:07:52,557
Now, are you ready
for your sentence?

1414
01:07:52,632 --> 01:07:55,658
There must
be a verdict first.

1415
01:07:55,735 --> 01:07:57,430
Sentence first!

1416
01:07:57,503 --> 01:07:58,834
Verdict afterward.

1417
01:07:58,904 --> 01:08:00,428
But that way isn't --

1418
01:08:00,506 --> 01:08:01,996
All ways are...

1419
01:08:02,074 --> 01:08:04,941
Your ways,
Your Majesty.

1420
01:08:05,011 --> 01:08:07,502
Yes, my child.

1421
01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:09,013
Off with her--

1422
01:08:09,081 --> 01:08:11,345
Consider, we've
called no witnesses.

1423
01:08:11,417 --> 01:08:14,682
Couldn't we hear
one or two? Huh?

1424
01:08:14,754 --> 01:08:16,517
Oh, very well,

1425
01:08:16,589 --> 01:08:19,023
but get on with it!

1426
01:08:19,091 --> 01:08:21,855
First witness.
Call the first witness.

1427
01:08:21,927 --> 01:08:23,326
The March Hare.

1428
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:30,534
What do you
know about this?

1429
01:08:30,603 --> 01:08:31,865
Nothing.

1430
01:08:31,937 --> 01:08:33,461
Nothing whatever?

1431
01:08:33,539 --> 01:08:34,870
Nothing
whatever!

1432
01:08:34,940 --> 01:08:37,704
That' very important!

1433
01:08:37,777 --> 01:08:39,369
Jury, write that down.

1434
01:08:43,416 --> 01:08:45,941
" Unimportant,"
Your Majesty means.

1435
01:08:46,018 --> 01:08:48,316
Silence!

1436
01:08:48,387 --> 01:08:49,786
Next witness.

1437
01:08:49,855 --> 01:08:51,447
The dormouse.

1438
01:08:55,394 --> 01:08:56,656
Well--

1439
01:08:56,729 --> 01:08:58,128
Shh!

1440
01:08:58,197 --> 01:09:01,030
What have
you to say?

1441
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:04,194
Twinkle, twinkle,
little bat.

1442
01:09:04,270 --> 01:09:06,329
How I wonder...

1443
01:09:06,405 --> 01:09:09,636
That' the most important
evidence we've heard yet.

1444
01:09:09,709 --> 01:09:11,768
Write that down!

1445
01:09:11,844 --> 01:09:13,277
Twinkle, twinkle.

1446
01:09:13,345 --> 01:09:15,074
Twinkle, twinkle.

1447
01:09:15,147 --> 01:09:16,580
Twinkle, twinkle.

1448
01:09:16,649 --> 01:09:18,116
What next?

1449
01:09:18,184 --> 01:09:19,651
The Mad Hatter.

1450
01:09:23,522 --> 01:09:25,251
Oh!

1451
01:09:25,324 --> 01:09:27,292
Off with your hat!

1452
01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:29,259
Oh, my.

1453
01:09:29,328 --> 01:09:31,922
Where were you
when this happened?

1454
01:09:31,997 --> 01:09:34,591
I was home
drinking tea.

1455
01:09:34,667 --> 01:09:36,931
Today is
my unbirthday.

1456
01:09:37,002 --> 01:09:40,301
Why, today is
your unbirthday, too.

1457
01:09:40,372 --> 01:09:41,270
It is?

1458
01:09:41,340 --> 01:09:42,602
It is?

1459
01:09:42,675 --> 01:09:44,267
It is?

1460
01:09:44,343 --> 01:09:46,937
♪ A very merry
unbirthday ♪

1461
01:09:47,012 --> 01:09:47,944
♪ To me? ♪

1462
01:09:48,013 --> 01:09:49,139
Oh, no.

1463
01:09:49,215 --> 01:09:50,773
♪ A very merry
unbirthday ♪

1464
01:09:50,850 --> 01:09:51,817
♪ For me? ♪

1465
01:09:51,884 --> 01:09:53,283
♪ For you ♪

1466
01:09:53,352 --> 01:09:54,944
♪ Now blow the candle
out, my dear ♪

1467
01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:56,612
♪ And make
your wish come true ♪

1468
01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:03,152
♪ A very merry
unbirthday ♪

1469
01:10:03,229 --> 01:10:06,562
♪ To you ♪

1470
01:10:06,632 --> 01:10:08,395
Oh! Your Majesty.

1471
01:10:08,467 --> 01:10:11,300
Yes, my dear?

1472
01:10:11,370 --> 01:10:13,395
There he is now.

1473
01:10:13,472 --> 01:10:15,064
Huh? What? Who?

1474
01:10:15,141 --> 01:10:16,403
The Cheshire cat.

1475
01:10:16,475 --> 01:10:17,601
Cat!

1476
01:10:17,676 --> 01:10:18,802
Cat!

1477
01:10:18,878 --> 01:10:20,209
Cat!

1478
01:10:20,279 --> 01:10:22,440
Oh, this
is terrible.

1479
01:10:22,515 --> 01:10:24,244
Stop him!

1480
01:10:24,316 --> 01:10:26,250
Somebody help me!
Catch him!

1481
01:10:26,318 --> 01:10:28,252
The jam!

1482
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:31,915
The jam!
By order of the king!

1483
01:10:31,991 --> 01:10:34,255
Let me have it!

1484
01:10:37,930 --> 01:10:43,266
Somebody' head is
going to roll for this!

1485
01:10:43,335 --> 01:10:44,996
A-ha!

1486
01:10:45,070 --> 01:10:47,504
The mushroom.

1487
01:10:47,573 --> 01:10:49,006
Off with her--

1488
01:10:54,914 --> 01:10:57,644
Pooh. I'm not
afraid of you.

1489
01:10:57,716 --> 01:11:01,243
You're nothing but
a pack of cards.

1490
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:05,017
Rule 42--persons
more than a mile high...

1491
01:11:05,090 --> 01:11:07,854
must leave
the court immediately.

1492
01:11:07,927 --> 01:11:11,021
I'm not a mile high.
I'm not leaving.

1493
01:11:11,096 --> 01:11:14,031
Sorry. Rule 42,
you know.

1494
01:11:14,099 --> 01:11:18,832
And as for you,
Your Majesty.

1495
01:11:18,904 --> 01:11:20,701
Your Majesty,
indeed.

1496
01:11:20,773 --> 01:11:23,207
Why, you're
not a queen.

1497
01:11:23,275 --> 01:11:25,641
You're just
a fat, pompous,

1498
01:11:25,711 --> 01:11:28,077
bad-tempered
old ty--

1499
01:11:28,147 --> 01:11:29,444
tyrant.

1500
01:11:31,717 --> 01:11:35,710
And, uh, what were
you saying, my dear?

1501
01:11:35,788 --> 01:11:39,224
She simply said
you're a fat, pompous,

1502
01:11:39,291 --> 01:11:40,656
bad-tempered
old tyrant!

1503
01:11:40,726 --> 01:11:43,957
Off with her head!

1504
01:11:49,201 --> 01:11:52,170
You heard what
Her Majesty said!

1505
01:11:52,238 --> 01:11:54,069
Off with her head!

1506
01:11:54,139 --> 01:11:55,071
[Fanfare]

1507
01:12:17,162 --> 01:12:18,686
♪ Forward, backward,
inward, outward ♪

1508
01:12:18,764 --> 01:12:19,924
♪ Here we go again ♪

1509
01:12:19,999 --> 01:12:20,931
♪ No one ever loses ♪

1510
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,524
♪ And no one
can ever win ♪

1511
01:12:22,601 --> 01:12:23,863
♪ Backward, forward,
outward, inward ♪

1512
01:12:23,936 --> 01:12:25,927
♪ Bottom to the top... ♪

1513
01:12:26,005 --> 01:12:28,371
[ The queen ]
Off with her head!

1514
01:12:29,675 --> 01:12:33,042
You can't leave
without having some tea.

1515
01:12:33,112 --> 01:12:35,273
I can't stop now.

1516
01:12:35,347 --> 01:12:39,044
You must join us
in a cup of tea.

1517
01:12:42,388 --> 01:12:45,050
Off with her head!

1518
01:12:45,124 --> 01:12:47,524
Mr. Caterpillar,
what will I do?

1519
01:12:47,593 --> 01:12:50,426
Who are you?

1520
01:12:50,496 --> 01:12:52,691
[Cough cough]

1521
01:12:52,765 --> 01:12:54,198
There she goes!

1522
01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:56,666
Don't let
her get away!

1523
01:12:56,735 --> 01:12:58,726
Off with her head!

1524
01:13:03,475 --> 01:13:04,737
Ohh!

1525
01:13:04,810 --> 01:13:06,744
Still locked,
you know.

1526
01:13:06,812 --> 01:13:09,645
The queen.
I must get out.

1527
01:13:09,715 --> 01:13:10,977
But you are outside.

1528
01:13:11,050 --> 01:13:12,312
What?

1529
01:13:12,384 --> 01:13:14,318
See for yourself.

1530
01:13:14,386 --> 01:13:16,820
Why...
why, that' me!

1531
01:13:16,889 --> 01:13:18,322
I'm asleep.

1532
01:13:18,390 --> 01:13:20,915
Don't let her
get away!

1533
01:13:20,993 --> 01:13:22,824
Off with her head!

1534
01:13:22,895 --> 01:13:24,328
Alice, wake up.

1535
01:13:24,396 --> 01:13:25,522
Alice!

1536
01:13:26,498 --> 01:13:28,432
Please
wake up, Alice.

1537
01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:30,161
Alice! Alice!

1538
01:13:30,235 --> 01:13:31,668
Alice!

1539
01:13:31,737 --> 01:13:33,170
Alice! Alice!

1540
01:13:33,238 --> 01:13:36,332
Will you pay attention
and recite your lesson?

1541
01:13:36,408 --> 01:13:38,672
Hmm? Oh.

1542
01:13:38,744 --> 01:13:41,008
How doth
the little crocodile...

1543
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,342
improve
his shining tail...

1544
01:13:42,414 --> 01:13:44,177
and pour
the waters of--

1545
01:13:44,249 --> 01:13:47,184
Alice, what are
you talking about?

1546
01:13:47,252 --> 01:13:48,685
Oh, I'm sorry.

1547
01:13:48,754 --> 01:13:51,188
You see,
the caterpillar said--

1548
01:13:51,256 --> 01:13:54,191
Caterpillar?
Oh, for goodness sake.

1549
01:13:54,259 --> 01:13:55,692
Alice, I--

1550
01:13:55,761 --> 01:13:57,695
Oh, well.
Come along.

1551
01:13:57,763 --> 01:13:59,697
It' time for tea.

1552
01:13:59,765 --> 01:14:01,733
<i>[ Chorus ]
♪ Alice ♪</i>

1553
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:05,031
<i>♪ In wonderland ♪</i>

1554
01:14:05,104 --> 01:14:06,696
<i>♪ Over the hill ♪</i>

1555
01:14:06,772 --> 01:14:11,141
<i>♪ Or here or there ♪</i>

1556
01:14:11,210 --> 01:14:17,945
<i>♪ I wonder where ♪</i>

1557
01:14:29,194 --> 01:14:30,957
<i>♪ Alice ♪</i>

1558
01:14:31,030 --> 01:14:34,557
<i>♪ In Wonderland ♪</i>

1559
01:14:34,633 --> 01:14:38,660
<i>♪ How do you get
to Wonderland? ♪</i>

1560
01:14:38,737 --> 01:14:42,639
<i>♪ Over the hill
or underland ♪</i>

1561
01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:47,577
<i>♪ Orjust behind the tree? ♪</i>

1562
01:14:47,646 --> 01:14:49,341
<i>♪ Alice ♪</i>

1563
01:14:49,415 --> 01:14:52,612
<i>♪ In Wonderland ♪</i>

1564
01:14:52,684 --> 01:14:57,815
<i>♪ Where is the path
to Wonderland? ♪</i>

1565
01:14:57,890 --> 01:14:59,915
<i>♪ Over the hill ♪</i>

1566
01:14:59,992 --> 01:15:03,621
<i>♪ Or here or there? ♪</i>

1567
01:15:03,695 --> 01:15:08,928
<i>♪ I wonder where ♪♪</i>