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Hey, love bug.
You ready?

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, guess what, Mom?
What?

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I figured out where
wasps come from.

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Oh, yeah?
Where?

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Well, I think it must be,

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if you flick water into the air just right,
it'll turn into a wasp.

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Hey!
Yep.

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That's cool.

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So, how was your day
at school?

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Fine.

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I had a good meeting with Miss Butler
this time. I kind of liked her.

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What'd she say?

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Well, she said that you weren't turning
in your homework assignments.

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And I told her,
"I know he does them,

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"cause I check them
every night. "

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She said she found
a big chunk of them

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crumpled up at the bottom
of your backpack.

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She didn't ask for 'em.

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Baby, she doesn't have to.
You're just supposed to turn them in.

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And she said you're still staring
out the window all day.

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Not all day.

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And she said that you destroyed
her pencil sharpener.

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Not on purpose!

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Wait! She said that you crammed
a bunch of rocks in it.

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I thought if we could
sharpen pencils,

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maybe we could
sharpen rocks.

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Well, what were you gonna do
with a bunch of sharpened rocks?

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I was trying to make arrowheads
for my rock collection.

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Hmm.

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Dude, my turn!

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Hold on.

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Mason!

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Samantha!

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Oh!

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Tommy!
Is Mason down there?

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Yeah.

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Well, tell him he has to
come home to dinner.

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Okay.

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Hey.

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Hey, sweetie.
Why aren't you ready?

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Hey, Mason.

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Hey, Ted.

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Come on, hurry up.
Let's go.

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What time is it?
It's 9:00. Let's go, let's go!

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Okay, I meant to call you,
'cause Janice flaked out.

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I don't have a sitter.

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Why didn't you call
somebody else?

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I can't get a babysitter now.
It's 9:00.

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But you're welcome
to hang out with us.

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Well, no!
I mean, we have plans.

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The guys are expecting me.

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Well, you can go.
All right.

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I'll come back in
a couple of hours.

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Is that okay?

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Yeah. Yes, it's okay.
All right.

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'Turn back! Turn back!
I don't wanna talk to Moaning Myrtle. '

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'Who?' said Harry,
as they backtracked quickly.

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'She haunts
one of the toilets

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in the girls' bathroom on the
first floor,' said Hermione.

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'She haunts a toilet?'

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'Yes, it's been
out of order all year,

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'because she keeps having tantrums
and flooding the place!'

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'I never went in there anyway,
if I could avoid it. '

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'It's awful trying to have a pee
with her wailing at you. '

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Why can't you just say that?

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I'm sorry.

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I don't wanna go with you.
You're sorry, that's bullshit!

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That's right. I wanna
stay here with my kids.

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That's what I'd rather do.

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Would you stop using
your kids as an excuse?

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I know you have to stay here
with your kids! You're acting...

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You have this immature life.
You have no responsibility!

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I have an immature life!

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I have responsibility.
I have an immature life.

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You don't know what
it's like to be a parent.

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No, I don't!

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And why am I responsible
for your mistakes in life?

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Don't call my kids mistakes!
Don't!

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I didn't call your kids...

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You said, "Your mistakes in your life,"
pointing at my kids.

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I know what I said, you know.
And immediately you use your kids again.

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This is the reality.
I'm a parent!

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That means responsibility.
I know you're a parent.

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I would love to have
some time to myself!

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I would love to just
go to a fuckin' movie!

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You don't think
I'd like that?

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Go have some dinner,
go to a bar!

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I don't even know
what that's like!

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I was someone's daughter,
then I was somebody's fuckin' mother!

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Okay? I don't know
what that's like!

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Stop!

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Quit it!

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Quit it!

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Mom!

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What the hell is
going on in here?

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Do you guys know
what time it is?

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He's throwing things at me.

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Mason! Do not throw
things at your sister!

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She's faking,
she hit me first!

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Listen, both of you!

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I'm going back to bed.

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I don't wanna hear another
peep out of here for an hour.

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Go to sleep.

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Faker!
Guys!

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Awesome!

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Look what I found
in the street.

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Dude!

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I know, right?

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Look at those.

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Ooh!
Look at those!

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Awesome!

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So listen, guys, I wanna talk
to you about something.

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And you might not like
this idea at first,

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but we're moving to Houston.

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When?

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Well, soon.

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We should be out by the first,

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so we don't have to pay
two rents next month.

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No, Mother, we're not moving.
Nope, nope.

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Sorry, Mom.
Nope. Nope.

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Samantha, I have to
go back to college,

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so I can make us
a better living.

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With this job, I can't take care
of us the way I'd like to.

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I can't keep going this way.

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And Grandma said
she'd help us out,

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and it would be nice
to be near her.

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Fine, Mother.

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You can do whatever you want,

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but we're not moving.

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And what about our friends?

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Oh, baby, we can
email them or write.

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We can come back to visit.

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And guess what?

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This place that
Grandma found us,

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you'll each have
your own room. Right?

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And there's a pool.

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Mom, do you
still love Dad?

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I still love your father,

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but that doesn't mean it was
healthy for us to stay together.

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What if after we move he's
trying to find us and he can't?

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Oh, that won't be a problem.

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He can call Grandma
and she'll tell him,

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or he can call Information.

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We won't be hard to find.

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Is he still in Alaska?

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Well, that's what
your uncle says.

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Probably taming polar
bears or something.

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Yeah. Well, I hope
they're taming him.

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Here, wanna help me out?

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Sure.

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Okay. Take this paint
very carefully

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and paint any little smudge
or mark or anything

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on the baseboard there,

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behind the door and all around
the doorways on the inside.

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She says we're
gonna come visit

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and I'm gonna write
and call you.

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Oh, wait, hold on a second.
I'm getting another call.

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Hello?

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Sorry, Tommy.

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Mason can't come over today.
We're moving.

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And I'm on the other line.

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Bye.

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Althea?

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I'm gonna be sending
Sailor Scout instructions.

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Email and write back telling me how
the other scouts are doing.

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Well, because you're
the leader now.

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Okay, let's go, 'cause I wanna
get there before it gets dark.

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Goodbye, yard. Goodbye, crape myrtle.
Goodbye, mailbox.

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Goodbye, box of stuff Mommy
won't let us take with us,

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but we don't wanna
throw away.

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Goodbye, house.

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I'll never like Mommy as much
for making us move!

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Samantha!

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Why don't you say goodbye to that
little horseshit attitude, okay?

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'Cause we're not taking
that in the car.

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Goodbye, old lady who listens to
rock music and rides a motorcycle.

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Hey!

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What's happening back there?
Stop, put the barrier up.

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Hey! Put the pillow
between you.

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Make a barrier,
come on. Stop.

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We're gonna play a game called
The Game of Silence.

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Whoever can stay quiet for the
longest period of time wins.

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You guys think
you can do that?

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Okay, go.

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The bus will be here
in 10 minutes.

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Put that homework
in your backpack.

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Go eat!

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Baby, go eat.

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I am!

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Speak English!

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Shut up! Mom!

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She's speaking that stupid
language again!

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Samantha!

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I was speaking perfectly
clear English, Mother.

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He's a little slow
in the head.

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He did officially
flunk first grade.

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Sit your butt down!

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Yes, sir, Mother, sir!

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All right, listen up, guys. Grandma's
gonna pick you up after school.

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Your dad's in town
for the day.

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So you're gonna spend
the afternoon with him.

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Oh.
Is he moving back?

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I don't know.

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We haven't seen him
in about 80 years.

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Like a year and a half.

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Ha-ha!

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Oh, please.

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Can we please eat here?
The bus is coming.

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Who wants syrup?

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All right, nice cursive.

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Okay, Mason, when I check the mobiles,
am I gonna find yours?

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No.

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And why not?

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'Cause I didn't finish it.

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Well, it's time to finish it.

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Just a minute.

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No, let's do...
Apple Quit.

221
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Time to finish your work, Mason.
"Apple Quit. "

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- So this is my history test.
- Mmm-hmm.

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"A+", very good.

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And that's another history test.

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Mmm-hmm.
And another "A".

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Yeah, it doesn't have
a plus, but, oh, well.

227
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And then, um, that's
my report on lizards.

228
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Oh. Let me see
your pictures.

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Oh, yeah.
These are my pictures.

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What is that?

231
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,275
Well, that's called a dewlap.

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A dewlap, okay.

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Oh, yeah, this is a math test.

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Oh, "A" again.

235
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Mase, that's the last
candy, okay?

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Okay.

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We need to put this stuff up.

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That's him.

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Daddy!

240
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,279
Oh, my God!
Look at you, you're so big!

241
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,839
Hey, MJ.

242
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,194
What's happenin', buddy?

243
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,315
Huh? You guys ready
to have some fun?

244
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,355
Yeah!

245
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,158
Yeah!
All right.

246
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,111
Hey, Catherine, how are you?
Mase, I'm good.

247
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,235
Mmm, good to see you.
Yeah.

248
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,276
What time should I have
these rascals back?

249
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,032
Oh, I don't know,
around 7i:30, I guess.

250
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,235
I gotta get them
home by 8:00.

251
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,357
Oh, you know what, why don't
I take 'em over to their mom's?

252
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,078
No, that's okay.
She's expecting me.

253
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,276
No, that's all right. You guys
know where it is, don't you?

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00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,952
Oh, yeah. All right. I'll do it.
It's no problem.

255
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,109
I don't think that's
such a good idea.

256
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,553
Look, it's no problem.
All right?

257
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,517
You guys ready to go?
Let's do it, go!

258
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,194
Go? Wait a minute.
You gotta get your stuff.

259
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,918
You got backpack,
your purse,

260
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,632
homework,
go to the bathroom.

261
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,871
Can't believe
how big they are.

262
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,269
Yeah.
Time's going by.

263
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,754
Must be nice for you,
having 'em here in Houston.

264
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,638
I love it, yeah. I'm volunteering
at their school.

265
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,592
Yeah? What you doing
over there?

266
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,911
I'm in the library. You know,
reading to the little ones.

267
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,917
Oh, great.

268
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,513
So, Alaska, huh?

269
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,709
Yeah.

270
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,233
Are you back?

271
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,589
We'll see.

272
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,869
How's Liv?

273
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,352
She's a busy girl.

274
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,037
She's back in school.

275
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,069
But she's working
and single parenting.

276
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,991
A lot to juggle.

277
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,752
You guys got everything? Huh?
Yeah.

278
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,909
All right, say goodbye
to your grandmother.

279
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,069
Bye, Grandma.

280
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,196
All right, let's roll.
Uh, no, wait a second.

281
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,078
You're not the type of kids
who like presents, are you?

282
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,718
Yes!
No, you don't.

283
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,876
Of course we do.
Presents? Really? Let's do it!

284
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,274
Yay!

285
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,039
I call front seat!

286
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,314
I wanted the front seat, though.

287
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,072
All right. Well, Mason
gets it on the way there

288
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,798
and Samantha gets it
on the way back.

289
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,991
Hop in there.
Seat belts!

290
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,032
Seat belts.
All right. Seat belts.

291
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,633
Don't forget
your seat belts.

292
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,473
It's not like this car
has any seat belts.

293
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,189
Mmm...

294
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,631
Nice. Nice.
Nice!

295
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,871
Come here,
come here, yes!

296
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,996
Oh, that was awesome!

297
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,438
Get up there, Mason!
Get up there! It was so good!

298
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,748
Come on.

299
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,118
Let 'em know
who you are, buddy.

300
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,952
Let 'em know
who you are.

301
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,195
Mwah!

302
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,271
Yes! Yes! Yes!

303
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,237
All right. All right,
don't worry about it.

304
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,153
Wish we could
use the bumpers.

305
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,158
Bumpers are for kids!

306
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,151
What are you,
two years old?

307
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,798
You don't want the bumpers.

308
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,916
Life doesn't
give you bumpers.

309
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,712
There we, there we go. There we go!
We got something there!

310
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,631
We got something!
We got something!

311
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,914
Oh!

312
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,117
Last time I went bowling, we had
bumpers and it was a lot more fun!

313
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,958
You don't want the bumpers,
all right?

314
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,439
You bowl a strike
with the bumpers

315
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,078
and it doesn't
mean anything.

316
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,195
Trust me.

317
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,109
Just lay it out on the lane.

318
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,949
One, two, three and...

319
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,669
Let's hear it
for the father!

320
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,789
Boom!

321
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,957
Get up there!
Great shot!

322
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,270
Get out there, girl!

323
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,877
Four Blackwater operatives
have been viciously attacked

324
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,439
in their cars in Fallujah.

325
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,876
The bodies and cars were set on fire
after insurgents started...

326
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,678
Look at this!
It's a disaster.

327
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,752
Let me tell you what's happening
in Iraq, all right?

328
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,354
Exactly what every thinking
person in the world

329
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,510
knew was gonna happen
before they got started.

330
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,229
But Bush and his little numb-nut
fanatics he's got around him,

331
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,548
they don't give a rat's ass.

332
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,749
That's a quarter.

333
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,149
What's a quarter?

334
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,593
You said A-S-S.

335
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,593
Oh, sorry.
My bad.

336
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,872
And my teacher says
it's a good war,

337
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,871
because it's better
to be safe than sorry.

338
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,109
That's what they're
teaching you in school?

339
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,350
All right. Listen to me.
Listen to your father, okay?

340
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,874
That is the lie.
That's the big lie.

341
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,520
Iraq had nothing to do with what
happened at the World Trade Center.

342
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,589
You know that, right?

343
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,275
I guess.

344
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,398
Who you gonna vote
for next fall, MJ?

345
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,074
I don't know.

346
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,798
He can't vote.
He's not 18.

347
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,154
All right,
who would you vote for?

348
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,509
Kerry?

349
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,160
Anybody but Bush!
Okay?

350
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,151
Are you gonna move back?

351
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,433
Uh, I'm planning on it.
You know, I gotta find a job.

352
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,354
Are you and Mom
gonna get back together?

353
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,749
I don't know.

354
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,917
That's not, uh, entirely up to me,
you know?

355
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,351
I remember when I was six,

356
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,113
you and Mom were
fighting like mad.

357
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,431
You were yelling so loud
and she was crying.

358
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,757
That's what you
remember, huh?

359
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:47,829
Yep.

360
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,150
You don't remember
the trips to Galveston,

361
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,470
camping in Big Bend,
all the fun we had?

362
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,549
Nope.

363
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,269
You ever get mad
at your mother?

364
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,429
Yeah.

365
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,078
You ever get mad at
your brother? Yeah.

366
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,230
Yeah. You ever yell at him?
Oh, yeah.

367
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,515
Doesn't mean you don't
love him, right?

368
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,953
Mmm...

369
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,753
Look, the same thing happens
when you're grown up, all right?

370
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,319
You know,
you get mad at people.

371
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,709
You know,
it's not a big deal.

372
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,712
What'd you do in Alaska?

373
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,358
I worked on a boat
for a while. Um...

374
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,310
I tried to write some music.

375
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,229
Did you see
any polar bears?

376
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,356
No.
But I saw a Kodiak bear.

377
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,793
It was fuckin' huge!

378
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,917
Dad! That's 50 cents
for the F-word!

379
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,595
I'm sorry.

380
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,877
Here, take a dollar, all right?
Keep the change.

381
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,155
You guys are gonna be seeing
a lot more of me. Okay?

382
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,670
I missed you two real bad while I was gone,
okay, I want you to know that.

383
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,070
I just needed to take some time,
you know, to...

384
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,429
Just...

385
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,231
Your mom and me, okay...

386
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,671
Well, your mother, okay,
is a piece of work, all right.

387
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,991
I think you know that
by now, all right?

388
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,633
And I'm just...

389
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,560
I'm so happy to be with
the two of you, okay?

390
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,874
And I'm sorry about
that bumper business.

391
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,428
I'm gonna get better
at stuff like that, okay?

392
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,832
I got that one at
Dripping Springs,

393
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,275
and, um, my friend Rodney
gave me that one.

394
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,879
- Yeah?
- And I bought that one.

395
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,393
You bought this one?
Yeah.

396
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,710
You found this at Dripping Springs?
Uh-huh.

397
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,994
Wow.

398
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,669
What else do you got?

399
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,830
Well, um,
these are snake vertebrae.

400
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,554
Snake vertebrae?
That's disgusting. Huh?

401
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,757
Mason, I don't want you collecting
snake vertebrae anymore.

402
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,354
Is this the feather I sent you?

403
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,919
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

404
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,232
Oh, Dad! Um, I forgot to show you,
um, these basketball pictures.

405
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,914
You're on a basketball team?
Yeah.

406
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,399
Wow!
Check you out!

407
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,799
These are beaver claws.
Beaver claws?

408
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,869
That's me.

409
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,911
- Yeah. No.
- What, you hunting beaver?

410
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,752
You see, that's McKinney,
that's Meg and that's Gem.

411
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,829
Those are my friends.
Uh-huh.

412
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,069
What position do you play?

413
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,229
Um, guard.

414
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,594
This is dried Canadian grass.
Uh-huh.

415
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:54,908
Wait, have you
scored any points?

416
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,149
Well, about eight
or 10 a game.

417
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,390
Eight or 10 a game?
That is awesome!

418
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,675
Once, she didn't score any
and she cried!

419
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,749
You cried?

420
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,989
Well, only a little bit.
Aw...

421
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:06,754
Hello!
Pomegranate.

422
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,432
Oh, Mason, Mom's home!

423
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,635
Mom's home!

424
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,835
Mom's home.

425
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,308
Mom! Hi! Look at this owl
Daddy gave me!

426
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,516
Isn't it cool?
See, its head spins!

427
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,474
And look at this bracelet.
It was made by Indians in Alaska.

428
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,116
And Daddy made this cool hand-carved
grizzly bear and this tiki.

429
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,952
- It's a totem.
- And guess what else?

430
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,157
We went bowling and
I made four strikes!

431
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,828
Yeah, and we got to ride
around in Dad's car! Wow.

432
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,797
Hey, Liv.
Hey.

433
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,393
I know you wanted me to drop
them off at your mom's.

434
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,192
I just thought it'd be easier
if I brought 'em over here.

435
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,870
Well, it really screwed
up my plans.

436
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,118
Well, we just wanted
to show him our rooms.

437
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,235
Yeah.

438
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,309
Did you guys eat anything?

439
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,314
Well, we had some French fries
at the bowling alley.

440
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,628
Did you do your homework?

441
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,789
No.
Not yet.

442
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,436
Okay. Can I talk to you
outside for a second?

443
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,633
Yeah. Sure.

444
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,630
They had more
than French fries.

445
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,398
Do you think he's gonna
spend the night?

446
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,076
Doesn't look like it.

447
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,515
Okay.
An unconditioned stimulus,

448
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,995
something that produces
an unlearned,

449
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,109
involuntary,
unconditioned response.

450
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,473
Now, in Pavlov's experiment,

451
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,915
what was the stimulus
that he used?

452
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,873
Come on now, people! Tough weekend?
What's the deal here?

453
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,713
Meat, right? Meat.
Meat powder, actually.

454
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,473
Whatever meat powder is,
it worked on this dog.

455
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,073
Okay, he put the meat
powder in there

456
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,516
and it produced an unconditioned
response in the dog, which was?

457
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,238
Salivation!
All right?

458
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,595
Now, who can give me
another example

459
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,148
of an unconditioned
stimulus response pair

460
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,832
that happens to you every day?

461
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,317
It's probably happening
to some of you right now.

462
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,393
How about sex?

463
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,199
Sure, you know,

464
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,236
you see an attractive member
of the opposite gender,

465
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,355
you have an automatic response.

466
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,475
You don't have
to think about it.

467
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,312
Mick Jagger wrote
a song about it.

468
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,793
"Oh, when they call your name,

469
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,836
"I salivate like
a Pavlov dog. "

470
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,834
Thank you very much.
Class dismissed.

471
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,352
Doctor Welbrock.

472
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,274
This is my son Mason.
Oh...

473
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,113
Mason, this is Dr. Welbrock.

474
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,235
Your son.

475
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,117
Now see, I thought
this was a boy genius

476
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,595
who was taking
my college course.

477
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,954
He wasn't feeling well today,
so I thought I'd bring him with me.

478
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,109
Uh...

479
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,993
No fever.
It's a con job.

480
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,878
I can tell because I have a nine-year-old
son, he pulls this all the time.

481
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,473
Same kind of deal.

482
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,790
Hey, you play soccer?
No.

483
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,836
Neither does my boy.
He hates soccer. He likes computers.

484
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,672
My 11-year-old daughter
loves soccer!

485
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:31,954
Who can figure?

486
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,792
Maybe we can get all you guys
together sometime, huh?

487
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,393
Maybe, yeah.

488
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,548
Well, you ready to go?

489
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,629
Yeah.

490
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,911
Nice to meet you, Mason.
Nice to meet you, too.

491
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,235
And thanks for
coming to my class.

492
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,229
Olivia.

493
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,997
Nice kid.
Thanks.

494
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,073
So, you think, uh, Grandma might be
available for a little babysitting?

495
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,316
Maybe.

496
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,750
Really?
Oh, yeah.

497
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,353
Well, great.

498
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,832
Dead man, dead man, wake up!

499
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,230
One, two, three, four,
five, you're alive!

500
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,431
My turn.
Kids, they're here!

501
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,717
- They're home, they're home!
- Come on!

502
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,119
Hurry, hurry.

503
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,679
Hi!
Hi!

504
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,119
Oh!
We're here!

505
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,316
How was it? How was it?
Hey! We've returned!

506
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,992
Honey, it's so good
to see you.

507
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,753
Hi, Dad!
Samantha, Mason. Hello.

508
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,354
Thank you.
That's very nice.

509
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,431
Hey, Mom.
How are you?

510
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,755
Oh! Mom, Mom!

511
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,068
They give you trouble?
Look at the sign we made.

512
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,231
Samantha and I made
it all ourselves. Yeah.

513
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,992
I know the boys helped you
with that a lot.

514
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,991
No, not at all!

515
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,758
That's good. Look at this.
Okay. There you go.

516
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,876
Pass out the goodies.
This is for the girls.

517
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,070
Don't worry, we got you
some absinthe. It's in the...

518
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,229
Let's pour.

519
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,719
You take this
big elevator up,

520
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,074
and when we got
to the top,

521
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,151
we flew a paper airplane off.

522
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,515
- And what happened?
- It flew!

523
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,635
It flew away,
it went for miles.

524
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,313
Went under the Arc
de Triomphe, you know.

525
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,636
Oh, did you guys kiss
under the Bridge of Sighs?

526
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,840
Yes.
Yes, we did.

527
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,878
Mom, can we see
your wedding ring?

528
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,279
Oh, sure.

529
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,029
Wow.

530
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,710
Technically, that's
a fancy step cut

531
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,791
surrounded by
miniature brilliant.

532
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,673
I wish we could've
gone to Europe.

533
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,795
Yeah.

534
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,393
Yeah, we'll go as
a family next time.

535
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,754
But you didn't
miss much, really.

536
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,909
We just stayed
in the hotel room

537
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,433
the whole time
playing video games.

538
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,509
Really?

539
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,992
And the hotels are really
small and really old.

540
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,069
Squeaky.

541
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,354
Can I get you anything else?

542
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,759
Would you like to see
a dessert menu?

543
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,949
Listen, I told you
to put that away.

544
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,598
Would you put that
in your purse, please?

545
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,990
Computer games at the table.
Yes, uh, please, another bottle of wine.

546
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,080
Um, Coke.
Um, you know what?

547
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,952
Mason, you're okay
with water.

548
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,837
No more Cokes.
Thank you.

549
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,036
And how about you?
Did you finish your science project?

550
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,031
Not quite yet.

551
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,029
Well, did you work on it? Did you
build anything or plan anything or...

552
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,432
A little.
Did he work on it at all, Mindy?

553
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,789
No.

554
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,794
Did he sit around playing video games
with Mason the whole time?

555
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,199
- Yeah.
- Mmm.

556
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,278
You were supposed to finish that
by the time I got back.

557
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,395
Remember?

558
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,229
Hey.

559
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,153
Grievous is the best, man.

560
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,992
Yoda!
No, Yoda is, man!

561
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,308
Yoda! Yoda, man.

562
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,515
He has four arms.

563
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,158
Yoda, represent!

564
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,391
I hate Miss Burnsby. Everybody's
been saying she's lesbian.

565
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,910
She is.
She hit on Stacey.

566
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,909
Man, that's gross.

567
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,069
Think it's true?

568
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,674
She's always walking
in the locker room.

569
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,751
I think I still have
a couple of those...

570
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,911
Hey, Paul, tell us a joke.

571
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,509
Damn. Fuck.
Go to hell. Ass.

572
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,509
Oh!
Blew you up.

573
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,636
Heck, man.
That was not fair.

574
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,754
No, actually it was.

575
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,432
That's, like,
the fairest thing ever.

576
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,959
Where are you?

577
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,475
Ooh, once again,
I take you down.

578
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,875
The Mask?

579
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,473
Uh...
Three Musketeers?

580
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,353
First word.

581
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,791
- Chicken. Bird.
- Chicken. Bird.

582
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,869
Second word.

583
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,157
Hood. Big hair.
Robin Hood! Ah!

584
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,198
Whoo!
Brilliant child!

585
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,434
Second word.

586
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,755
Blanket?

587
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,108
Hey, you can't use props!

588
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,599
Hey, hey, hey!

589
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,911
Cut it out. Judges speak.
No props. No props.

590
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,117
Can't use props. You can do it
without that. Think, think, think.

591
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,678
- Um, folding.
- Bunch!

592
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,638
The Gathered? Folded.
Is it like... Um...

593
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,438
It's just messing around with
a blanket. Wrinkling it...

594
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,635
A Wrinkle In Time!
Wrinkle.

595
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,153
Whoo!

596
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,352
What are the guards of Azkaban?

597
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,759
Dementors.
Ah...

598
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,516
Front of the line,
are you ready?

599
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,200
Count down with me,
ladies and gentlemen. Ten!

600
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,630
Nine! Eight!
Seven!

601
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,951
Six! Five!
Four!

602
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,952
Three! Two!
One!

603
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,314
Let's go!

604
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,389
Whoo!

605
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,153
Thank you.

606
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,589
Thanks.

607
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,952
All righty. Here we go.

608
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,797
No, no, no. Back up and take a
practice swing first, remember?

609
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,758
Nice and easy. Sweep the floor.
Sweep the floor.

610
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,353
That's good.

611
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,759
Don't swing
too hard, Randy.

612
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,398
He always
swings too hard.

613
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,753
Hey! All right!
Very good!

614
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,720
Back your feet up a little bit.
Yeah, like that.

615
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,438
Now you're gonna hit
it straighter. Okay.

616
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,953
All right, go up
and hit it. That's good.

617
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,798
Nice slow swing is
gonna be better for you.

618
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,599
All right!

619
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,432
I don't know, man,
you must've been...

620
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,511
See, your feet
are too open, Randy.

621
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,591
Nice and natural.

622
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,032
Yes! Go! All right!

623
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,351
Give me five!
Good putt, son, good putt.

624
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,556
Did you see that, Randy?
That's the way to do it!

625
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,914
All right.

626
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,195
Birdie putt.

627
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,750
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.

628
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,516
Get my clubs, would you?
Get the ball.

629
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,957
This is just in case we have
guests this weekend.

630
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,118
He always says that,
but we never have guests.

631
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,238
Samantha, I think
I heard your dad pull up.

632
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,309
All right.

633
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,879
You guys finish
your chores?

634
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,399
Not quite.

635
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,198
Just about.

636
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,872
How about the dusting, Sam?

637
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,598
I haven't done that yet.

638
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,592
Well, I saw you working
on your art project.

639
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,711
You had time to finish
your little art project,

640
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,518
but you didn't have time
to finish your chores?

641
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,709
I thought we talked about that.

642
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,279
Dad, it's fine,
I can finish the dusting.

643
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,395
No, it's not fine, Mindy.

644
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,994
You have your own chores to do
and Sam has hers to do.

645
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,832
Huh?
It's simple.

646
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,719
Poor choice there, Sam.
And hurry up.

647
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,549
Mason!

648
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,959
Your dad's here.

649
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,155
You guys aren't setting
any speed records, are you?

650
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,629
What'd you do, get about half done?
Hey, hey, hey.

651
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,275
So, did you finish?

652
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,349
No.

653
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,037
Is the job complete?

654
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,474
So, what are you
gonna be doing tomorrow?

655
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,669
Same thing, right?

656
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,552
Yeah.
Okay. Go.

657
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,915
Bye, Mom.

658
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,035
Bye, babe, I love you.

659
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,835
Bye, Mama.

660
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,876
Bye, honey.
Have fun with your dad.

661
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,439
Just a minute, Mason.

662
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,477
The boys didn't
finish raking leaves.

663
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,551
Samantha did not
finish dusting.

664
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,831
So tomorrow,
when they come home,

665
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,148
instead of swimming
and all the other

666
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,389
little stuff that
they want to do,

667
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,595
they're going to do
their chores. Right?

668
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,669
Right.

669
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,193
Okay, guys,
you had this conversation,

670
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,474
you understand?
Tomorrow?

671
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,069
Okay.

672
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,032
Thank you. I just wanted
you to back me up on that

673
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,111
so I'm not the only one
yelling at them all the time.

674
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,191
Okay, I back you up.
You guys got that?

675
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,358
We all agree, everybody agrees, right?
Tomorrow, chores?

676
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,954
They don't hear it. Goes in
one ear and out the other.

677
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,190
But, Dad, I mean,
dusting is pointless.

678
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,191
It's not pointless,
you just don't like to do it.

679
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,830
But, I mean,
who dusts anymore?

680
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,036
You do when we ask you to!

681
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,391
And don't... Olivia, don't
let her back talk me

682
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,152
in front of the other kids,
please. Thank you.

683
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,469
Samantha, please.

684
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,594
Whatever!

685
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,874
Bye-bye.
Have a wonderful weekend.

686
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,109
Sam...

687
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,436
Okay. Bye, guys.
Love you.

688
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,995
I'm sorry, but I thought
we talked about it.

689
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,957
You have to draw a line,
you have to back it up.

690
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,554
Okay. It's just you have
so many lines, Bill.

691
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,918
Everything's a line.

692
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,989
Hey, Randy!
Hey.

693
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,308
Bye.
Bye.

694
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,391
Hey, you two.
How you doing?

695
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,913
Shotgun.
Ooh!

696
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,276
Here, let me get
these bags here.

697
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,429
You doing okay,
darling?

698
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,839
Yeah.
Yeah?

699
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,439
What about you, cowboy?
Pretty good.

700
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,953
Yeah?

701
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,512
All right.
Let's roll!

702
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,038
You guys ready
for the big game?

703
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,635
Yeah.

704
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,597
Sam, who are the Astros
playing tonight?

705
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,715
I don't know.

706
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,392
The Milwaukee Brewers,
all right?

707
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,595
Get to know 'em,
get to hate 'em.

708
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,512
Mason. How you been? Huh?
How was your week?

709
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,635
Pretty good.

710
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,273
Yeah?
What you been up to?

711
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,273
Not much.
No?

712
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,634
You still hanging
with that kid Joe?

713
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,438
Yeah. And he's still
your best friend?

714
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,909
Yeah, I guess.

715
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,709
Okay.

716
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,028
How about you?
How was your week?

717
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,109
Fine.

718
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,713
What you been up to?

719
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,789
Nothing, really.

720
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,869
You, um, still working on
that sculpture project?

721
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,951
Yeah. Almost finished.
Yeah?

722
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,029
What's it of?

723
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,635
Nothing.

724
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,351
All right, no, no, no.

725
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,149
No, that is not how we are going
to talk to one another. All right?

726
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:54,153
No, I will not be that guy. You cannot
put me in that category, all right?

727
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,478
"The biological father that I spend
every other week with,

728
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,278
"and I make
polite conversation

729
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,396
"while he drives me places
and buys me shit. "

730
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,516
No!
Talk to me.

731
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,319
Samantha,
how was your week?

732
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,231
"Uh, I don't know, Dad,
it was kinda tough.

733
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,151
"Billy and Ellen broke up,
and Ellen's kinda mad at me,

734
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,356
"cause she saw me talking to Billy
in the cafeteria.

735
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,833
"And you remember that sculpture
I was working on,

736
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,194
"well, it was a unicorn,

737
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,238
"and the horn broke off,
so now it's a zebra," okay?

738
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,351
"But I still think
I'm gonna get an "A", right?

739
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,317
Mason, uh,
how was your week?

740
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,197
"Well, Dad, you know
it was kinda tough.

741
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,111
"Joey's kind of a jerk,
actually.

742
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,430
"He stole some cigarettes from his mom
and he wanted me to smoke 'em,

743
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,873
"but I said no because I knew

744
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,837
"what a hard time you had
quitting smoking, Dad. "

745
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,751
How 'bout that?
Is that so hard?

746
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,717
Dad, these questions
are kind of hard to answer.

747
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,758
What is so hard to answer about
what sculpture are you making?

748
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,279
It's abstract.

749
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,193
Okay.
Okay, that's good.

750
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,872
See, I didn't know that.

751
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,235
I didn't know you were even
interested in abstract art.

752
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,198
I'm not.
They make us do it.

753
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,475
But, Dad, why is it
all on us, though?

754
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,591
What about you?
How was your week?

755
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,954
Who do you hang out with?

756
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,270
Do you have a girlfriend?
What have you been up to?

757
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,598
I see your point.

758
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,393
So we should just let it happen
more natural, right?

759
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,038
That's what you're saying?

760
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,190
Okay, that's what we'll do.

761
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,349
Starting now.

762
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,078
Check this out.

763
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,552
That would be a...

764
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,275
That would be a Magnificent Owl.
Caligo atreus.

765
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,996
What's that one? Look at this.
Whoa!

766
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,069
What kind is that?

767
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,674
That looks like a Zebra Longwing.
All right.

768
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,829
Cool.

769
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,798
This one's incredible.
That's the owl one, right?

770
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,314
Yeah.
Magnificent Owl.

771
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,795
I think he went
pee-pee on you, bud.

772
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,836
One, two, three,
four, five.

773
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,995
Get away from me!
Get away from me!

774
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,557
Yo, Mase, look at me here. Make a
diamond with your hands, all right?

775
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,398
Fingers and thumbs.

776
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,913
Keep your hands soft.

777
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,834
Sam. Very nice.

778
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,116
That's how you want to
catch it, just like that.

779
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,189
Even when you're running,

780
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,872
that's what you're thinking about,
that diamond.

781
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,991
That diamond
and soft hands.

782
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,433
There it is.

783
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,393
No, no, no.

784
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,069
No!
Yes!

785
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,230
Don't let her get...
No, no, no!

786
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,598
Let's go, Roger!

787
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,556
That's it, Roger!
Yeah!

788
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,598
Guy's incredible.
He's unhittable this year.

789
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,629
Now, just so you know, what we're
watching here is history.

790
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:13,709
Now, you see
this guy out here?

791
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,832
This dude is like 43 years old,

792
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,036
and he's striking out
guys half his age.

793
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:22,591
This guy's ERA is 1.47, all right?
Can you believe that?

794
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,150
Now, if the Astros could just get
a few runs, maybe we'd win a game.

795
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,951
Dad, do you have a job?

796
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,715
Why would you ask me that?

797
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,109
I don't know.
Mom wanted to know,

798
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,031
and I didn't know what the answer was.
Mom wanted to know.

799
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,872
All right.
Well, you can tell Mom

800
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,518
that I just happen
to have passed

801
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,473
my second actuarial exam,
all right?

802
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,949
So, tell her that.
How's she doing?

803
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,029
Is she finishing school?

804
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,109
Yep, all A's.

805
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:54,232
All A's, huh?
Like mother, like daughter, right?

806
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,754
He got that!
That's out...

807
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,159
Oh!
Oh!

808
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,793
Yeah!
Look at that!

809
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,359
Yeah!

810
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,837
Mason!
Yes!

811
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,839
Whoo!

812
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:32,835
Yeah!

813
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,829
Yeah!

814
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,514
Whoo!

815
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,997
Hey, Jimmy.
Hey, Samantha!

816
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,195
Hey.
What's up, Jimmy?

817
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,840
What's going on,
Mason, man?

818
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,433
Astros won.

819
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,794
You went to the game?

820
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,108
What, I'm the only one
with any arms around here?

821
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,872
Nobody else can
carry anything? Huh?

822
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,155
Help their old man out?

823
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,673
What you watching?

824
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,117
Oh, come on, Jimmy, man! You knew
the kids were coming this weekend.

825
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,112
Can't you just help
me out a little bit?

826
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,474
I'm sorry, muffin.

827
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,919
Yeah, don't "muffin" me,
all right?

828
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,035
Don't put me
in that position.

829
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,590
I'm not your fuckin'
Tony Randall.

830
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:17,994
Dad, it's always a mess.

831
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,759
It was not a mess
this morning. Okay?

832
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,639
I mowed the lawn.

833
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,551
Oh, yeah? Great.

834
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,112
Oh, come on, man!
Turn this shit off.

835
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,350
Come on,
give me that thing.

836
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,711
Did you watch the game?
No.

837
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,472
Lane won it with a
three-run homer.

838
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,278
It was beautiful, wasn't it?

839
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,071
Sam lost her mind.

840
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,752
She's a huge Astros fan.

841
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,229
Sure.

842
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,117
Saturday night
was a lunar eclipse

843
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,399
I sang 'em a song
Went something like this

844
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,511
Well, go to sleep,
my weary babies

845
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,630
Let the sounds roll on by

846
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:08,470
Tonight we're safe
here in Houston

847
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:13,950
With this,
your daddy's lullaby

848
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,475
Your mother's got
a new husband now

849
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,269
He seems all right

850
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,672
I wonder if he's
reading them stories

851
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,039
And kissing them good night

852
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,796
Well, babysitters say
they miss me

853
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,634
I know
I shouldn't hope it's true

854
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,873
Teacher says my son
paints pictures of a family

855
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,190
All in blue

856
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,557
She says she caught him
whispering to the window

857
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,358
Will Daddy please come home?

858
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,234
I know I could call him up

859
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,317
But what if his mother
answers the phone?

860
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,231
You brush your teeth?
What?

861
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,759
Did you brush
your teeth?

862
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,308
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

863
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,913
You gonna fall asleep with
those things in your head?

864
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,989
Maybe.

865
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,276
Yeah, well, try not to, all right?
Okay.

866
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,351
Want me to turn off the light?
Okay. Sure.

867
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,475
Good night, Sam.
Night, Dad.

868
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,950
Good night, Sam.
Good night, Jimmy.

869
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,038
Hey. That was
a fun day, right?

870
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,998
Yeah, it was.
Sorry.

871
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,430
Why? That Mason had to
be there, you know.

872
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,111
Good night.
Good night.

873
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,468
Dad?

874
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,751
There's no, like, real magic in
the world, right?

875
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,439
What do you mean?

876
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,992
You know,
like elves and stuff.

877
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,557
People just made that up.

878
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,119
Oh, I don't know.

879
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,358
I mean, what makes you think
that elves are any more magical

880
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,431
than something
like a whale?

881
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,310
You know what I mean?
What if I told you a story about

882
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,550
how underneath the ocean,

883
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,599
there was this
giant sea mammal

884
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,558
that used sonar
and sang songs

885
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,474
and it was so big that its
heart was the size of a car

886
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,358
and you could crawl
through the arteries?

887
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,955
I mean, you'd think that
was pretty magical, right?

888
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,393
Yeah.

889
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,916
But, like,
right this second,

890
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,073
there's, like, no elves
in the world, right?

891
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,440
No.
Technically, no elves.

892
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,836
Love you, guys. All right.
Be well. See you, Dad.

893
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,273
Have a great week.
Sam, I'll see you next weekend?

894
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,032
All right. Oh, yeah, that's right.
What?

895
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,111
Suzy has a birthday party
next Saturday.

896
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,189
A sleepover?
Yeah.

897
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,032
All right. I'll talk
to your mom about it.

898
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,269
Bye, Dad.
Don't worry about it, okay?

899
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,271
Have a great week. Okay.
Had a great time.

900
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,313
Oh, man.

901
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,756
How do you guys not
know how to do this?

902
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,031
I'll make you some bookmarks.
Just a second. Pictures...

903
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,312
Ooh. She looks nice.

904
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,356
Randy, Mason, Dad wants
you guys downstairs.

905
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,509
Why?
You're getting haircuts.

906
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,439
This is gonna look
so much better.

907
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,872
You're gonna look like a man,
instead of like a little girl.

908
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,712
You're taking the eyebrows off next,
right, Byron?

909
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,951
Mason, we're leaving.

910
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,838
You're not sick.

911
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,196
Bye, guys.
Bye, Mom.

912
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,548
Where's Mason?

913
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,791
He doesn't feel too good.
I don't think he's going to school.

914
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,269
He's totally faking it.

915
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,915
Bye.

916
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,631
Mason, what's going on?

917
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,833
I don't feel good.

918
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,114
Yeah, well,
your head feels fine.

919
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,633
So get your ass
out of bed.

920
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,829
I'm gonna drive
you to school.

921
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,559
You got five minutes,
and don't make me late.

922
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,036
I mean, he didn't even ask!
He just cut it.

923
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,113
It's my hair!

924
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,232
Well, no wonder you were angry.
I'd be angry, too.

925
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,511
I look like a Martian now.

926
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,316
Honey, you know what? I'm gonna
talk to him about it later. Okay?

927
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,637
Yeah, I tried to call you,
but you didn't answer your phone.

928
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,872
I'm so sorry.
I've been so busy with school.

929
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,876
For what it's worth, it's hair
and it will grow back.

930
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,473
And now I can see your pretty
eyes and your foxy face.

931
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,031
Why did you even marry him?

932
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,189
He's such a jerk!

933
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,074
Well, Bill has
his good qualities.

934
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,273
You know, nobody's perfect.
And now we have a family.

935
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,038
We already had a family.

936
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,238
I pledge allegiance
to the flag

937
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,153
of the United States
of America...

938
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:38,437
...and to the Republic
for which it stands,

939
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,753
one nation, under God,

940
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,719
indivisible, with liberty
and justice for all.

941
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,519
Please join me in
the Texas Pledge.

942
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,910
Honor the Texas flag.

943
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,514
I pledge allegiance to thee,

944
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,359
Texas one and indivisible.

945
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,198
Thank you.
You may be seated.

946
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:00,913
All right.

947
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,278
All right, class,
as you know,

948
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,510
we've been working on
our mythology projects,

949
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,319
and you're going to be writing papers
about gods and goddesses.

950
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,039
We've listed those gods and
goddesses here on the board.

951
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,519
We added a couple
of monsters

952
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,875
for some of you who might be
interested in that.

953
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,315
And you're going to write your essay
about your god and goddess,

954
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,118
and to make sure that
you cover everything,

955
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,714
let's make sure that we do all
of these things right here.

956
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,270
First of all, you need to name
your god or goddess,

957
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,518
and you need to include who,
what, when, where, why and how.

958
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,472
So make sure that
you cover all those things

959
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,232
when you're writing
your essay.

960
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,556
There's a bump right there.

961
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,274
I'll see you later, guys.

962
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,475
Yeah.

963
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,750
- Mom, are you okay?
- What happened?

964
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:13,829
No.

965
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,356
Go in the house! Go! Go in the house!
Go in the house!

966
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,000
Your mother had
a little accident.

967
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,156
Now she's being dramatic.

968
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,036
Get off the fucking floor, Olivia.
For Christ's sake!

969
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,831
I'm having a drink
with my dinner.

970
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,354
Anybody else have
a problem with that?

971
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,709
Hmm?

972
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,871
Samantha?
No.

973
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,475
Mindy?

974
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,549
No.

975
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,875
I didn't think so.

976
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,351
You don't like me much,
do you, Mason?

977
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,551
That's okay.
I don't like me either.

978
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,192
You think that's funny?
Huh?

979
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,034
You think that's fuckin' funny?

980
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,428
What's the matter,
you feeling a little left out?

981
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,790
Clean it up, God damn it!
Clean it up.

982
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,394
Bill! Clean it up,
God damn it!

983
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:19,959
I hate squash!

984
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,069
Pearl.

985
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,673
I'm gonna pay you.

986
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,079
I'm working
three jobs right now.

987
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,628
How many times can
you watch that, Mason?

988
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,797
It's funny.
I'm driving a cab.

989
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:41,152
I'm inside with my buddy right
now just going over my résumé.

990
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,276
Okay, you know what?
You need to relax.

991
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,712
Look, why do you need your
money so fast? Come on.

992
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,633
Has he ever gotten
this bad before? No.

993
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,358
But he's yelled a lot.

994
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,398
Yeah, but he hasn't
thrown and broken stuff.

995
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,074
Yeah.
You're drunk. I knew it.

996
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,077
You're already drunk.

997
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,391
Give me your cell phones.

998
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,750
So nobody talked
to her, huh?

999
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,075
Mason?

1000
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,109
No.

1001
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,196
Mindy?
No.

1002
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,269
I believe you.

1003
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,955
Samantha?

1004
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:46,029
No.

1005
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,030
I didn't talk to her.
She left a message.

1006
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,435
What'd she say?

1007
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,189
Nothing much.

1008
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,553
What did she say?

1009
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:08,199
She said she'd be back later.

1010
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,836
And that's all,
"I'll be back later," click?

1011
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,436
She said, "Stay in your rooms.
I'll be back later. "

1012
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,557
I'll be back later, stay in your rooms.
And that's all? Hmm?

1013
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,909
Yeah.

1014
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,035
Where is she?

1015
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,799
I don't know.
Where is she?

1016
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:24,869
She didn't say!

1017
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,354
All right. Everybody,
get in the car.

1018
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,631
Hurry up!
Get in the car!

1019
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,078
It's still not working.

1020
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,229
Oh, bullshit.

1021
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,193
She took it all.

1022
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,909
All right, Randy,
go cash this.

1023
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:02,109
Tell them I'm not feeling well
or something. I don't know.

1024
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,192
Mason, go with him.

1025
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,549
Here. There's my ID.

1026
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,719
Hi, good afternoon, fellas.
What can I do for you today?

1027
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,915
Now what's this?

1028
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,558
Can't read this.

1029
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,755
Hey!

1030
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,428
This isn't you!
Who is this?

1031
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,753
It's our dad.

1032
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,117
He's not feeling well.

1033
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:41,390
Oh! Hey! Yeah, I know him.
Okay, here we go.

1034
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:44,875
Five hundred bucks.

1035
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,599
One, two, three, four...

1036
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,908
Five hundred bucks.
All right?

1037
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,396
Don't forget your dad's ID.

1038
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,876
Now take care of your dad now, son.
You only got the one.

1039
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,034
Damn it.

1040
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,598
Get outta the way.
Jesus Christ.

1041
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,354
God...

1042
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,233
Calm down!

1043
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,355
Samantha! Mason!

1044
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,155
Samantha!

1045
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,233
Where the hell
have you been?

1046
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:36,753
I'm leaving you, Bill.
We're moving out.

1047
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,713
I doubt that.

1048
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,313
Samantha, Mason!
Come down!

1049
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,278
No, mmm-mmm, don't think so.
Oh, who's this?

1050
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,998
I'm not here for you!
Oh, really?

1051
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,396
Oh, I know, you're here to
protect my wife from me.

1052
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,988
Well, thank you so much, you two.
Okay, stay back!

1053
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,549
Why don't you come inside here? Huh?
Come inside here.

1054
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,039
Where the hell are you going?

1055
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,111
Get your ass upstairs!
You're not going anywhere.

1056
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,758
Stop!
Come on!

1057
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,073
Where the hell do you think
you're going? Get upstairs!

1058
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,639
What the hell... Nobody's going
anywhere, God damn it!

1059
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,358
No, God damn it!
Stop it.

1060
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,595
Don't touch my kids!

1061
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:06,908
All right, take 'em.
Go on, go on.

1062
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,149
- Don't touch them!
- Take 'em.

1063
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,228
Take 'em then, just take 'em!
Get in the car.

1064
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,355
Go!

1065
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,993
Get upstairs!
Olivia!

1066
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,674
Seat belts!
Put your seat belts on.

1067
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:32,635
Where are we going?

1068
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,593
We're going to stay with Carol
and her family for a while.

1069
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,032
Don't look back.

1070
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,152
It's gonna be okay.

1071
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,393
And we see that

1072
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,631
We're all in this together

1073
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,952
And it shows
When we stand hand in hand

1074
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,676
Hey, Lee and Mason.
Guys, when you want

1075
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,716
to take a break,
here's a snack.

1076
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,155
...going on...

1077
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:16,438
Wildcats in the house
Everybody say it loud

1078
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,272
Wildcats everywhere

1079
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,952
Wave your hands
up in the air

1080
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,277
Abby, why don't you come
and help me with this?

1081
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,233
Why couldn't Randy
and Mindy come with us?

1082
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,837
I'm not their legal guardian, honey.

1083
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,150
That would be kidnapping.
I can't just...

1084
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,832
What's gonna happen to them?

1085
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:37,230
What happens when their legal
guardian is dangerous and abusive?

1086
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,992
I don't know, honey.

1087
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:42,277
I called their mom. I called
the Child Protective Services.

1088
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,074
I have you and your brother.

1089
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,673
We are in a dangerous situation.

1090
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,512
You're my responsibility.

1091
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,236
Are we ever gonna
see them again?

1092
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,994
I don't know.

1093
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,308
I hope so.

1094
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:56,628
How much longer
are we gonna be here?

1095
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,558
Not long.
We're...

1096
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,959
I don't...

1097
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:08,116
I don't know. I don't have
the answer, baby.

1098
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:09,915
Listen.

1099
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,798
We are happy to have you
here as long as you want.

1100
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,392
As long as you need.

1101
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,869
This is fun for us, isn't it?
Mmm-hmm.

1102
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:19,314
Yeah, it's like
having a big sister?

1103
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,638
Like having a brother.

1104
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,119
We're gonna
help out, right?

1105
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,679
You're not even gonna
know we're here.

1106
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,193
Okay.

1107
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,036
Mom, this is awful.

1108
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,793
You're dumping me in some
parking lot of this school

1109
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,359
where I don't
even know anyone!

1110
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,912
I'm leaving all my friends,
and I didn't even get to say goodbye!

1111
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,353
I don't know where to go!

1112
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,956
Samantha, you go
right through that door.

1113
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,917
The office is right there.
They're expecting you.

1114
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,069
They're gonna give you
your schedule.

1115
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,309
Here's your lunch money.

1116
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,073
I will pick you up
right here at 3:30.

1117
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:04,195
I'm wearing dirty clothes because you
wouldn't even let us get our stuff!

1118
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,838
We don't even have
a place to live!

1119
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,349
This sucks!

1120
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:14,116
Samantha, I'm doing
the best I can!

1121
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,271
And you're right, it sucks!

1122
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,591
But it doesn't suck half as
much as having a drunk fool

1123
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,358
slam your head
against a wall!

1124
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,757
So cut your horseshit attitude!

1125
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,717
Put your seat belt on!

1126
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,671
You know, if you need anything,
I'm in Room 112, right?

1127
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,749
Okay.

1128
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,996
This is Mrs. Darby's room.

1129
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,957
Oh, honey,
it's gonna be okay.

1130
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,155
Mom.

1131
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,431
Dude, did you see that?

1132
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,357
That concert was awful.

1133
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:53,069
Hook, I mean, when he smashed that
board against that microphone...

1134
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,911
Are you Mason?
Yeah.

1135
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,878
Hi, I'm Mrs. Darby.
I'm glad to meet you.

1136
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,871
Why don't you sit here?

1137
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,669
Kenny!
Off.

1138
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:05,749
Yes, ma'am.

1139
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,196
Kenny, this is Mason,

1140
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,077
and I want you to show him
around today, okay?

1141
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,793
Got it.

1142
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,029
Hey, dude.
Welcome to the suck.

1143
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,551
Everybody, listen up!

1144
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,389
We have a new student
joining us today.

1145
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,436
His name is Mason,
he's sitting in the back row.

1146
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,672
Kenny's going to be his buddy,
but I want each one of you

1147
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,990
to take the time today
to introduce yourselves

1148
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,998
and welcome him
to school. Okay?

1149
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,675
All right?
Let's get started.

1150
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,714
What?

1151
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:06,949
Oh, hi.

1152
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,713
Can I put an Obama sign
in your yard?

1153
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,837
Do I look like a Barack Hussein
Obama supporter?

1154
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,115
No.

1155
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,151
This is private property.
Get off.

1156
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:19,229
I could shoot you!

1157
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:25,794
What a dick.

1158
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,916
He had a Confederate flag
on his house.

1159
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:30,469
I love it.

1160
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,160
Young Obama supporters out
on the trail, this is great!

1161
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,112
Are you doing this
through your school?

1162
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,758
Um, our dad's
a big supporter.

1163
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,069
Oh, that's great.

1164
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,914
I mean, we have just got to pull
together to get this win, right?

1165
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:42,989
Yeah.

1166
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,150
Ah, I just love him so much!

1167
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:46,918
I have these dreams
where I'm just kissing him,

1168
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,274
'cause I just love him so much!

1169
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:49,634
He's so cute, isn't he?

1170
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,948
Yeah

1171
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,077
You know, I made these
T - shirts for my kids.

1172
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,912
"My Mama's For Obama. "

1173
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:55,995
Do you like it?
Yeah.

1174
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,752
It's good, right?
Yeah.

1175
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,035
Thanks for the sign!
No problem.

1176
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,437
All right!
Looks good!

1177
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,595
How many
you got left, two?

1178
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,318
All right, all right, we're done.
Let's get out of here.

1179
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:08,799
Come on, Sam.

1180
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,029
Go get that McCain sign,
would you?

1181
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:13,391
What? Get the McCain sign.
Go rip it up, come on.

1182
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,028
Get it, get it, get it,
go, go, go!

1183
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,158
Good job, good job.
Proud of you, son.

1184
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,193
You guys are gonna
get us arrested.

1185
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,508
Look, I'm a patriot, all right?

1186
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,239
And sometimes in this life
you gotta fight.

1187
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:37,075
And what is it that you do
at these parties?

1188
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:42,393
I don't know.
Talk, dance, listen to music.

1189
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,835
Uh-huh. And that's more fun
to you than going camping

1190
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,514
with your brother and your
father who love you.

1191
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,068
Yes.
Sorry.

1192
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,753
Wow. Is there gonna
be alcohol there?

1193
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,068
Probably not.

1194
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,910
Maybe some of the seniors.
Mmm-hmm.

1195
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,559
I know what this party is.

1196
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,915
The parents are
out of town, right?

1197
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,991
Somebody's scored
a keg, right?

1198
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,674
You guys are gonna have a good time,
trash the whole house.

1199
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:06,829
Right? Am I right?
No.

1200
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,150
No, Dad.
Amy's really responsible.

1201
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,515
Mmm-hmm.

1202
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,595
Who's gonna be there?

1203
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,675
Marie, Christine, Amy.
Everyone.

1204
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,798
Is that guy on your Facebook page,
is he gonna be there?

1205
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,509
Who?

1206
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,398
Come on, the guy that's got
his arm wrapped around you,

1207
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:26,038
with his hair over his eyes.

1208
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,189
Garret?

1209
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,271
Garret. Is that his name?
All right.

1210
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,430
Is Garret gonna be there?

1211
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:32,589
Probably.

1212
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,998
Probably. Uh-huh.
You see?

1213
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:38,353
I learn more about her
from her Facebook page

1214
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,273
than I do from our
scintillating conversation.

1215
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,475
Is he your boyfriend?

1216
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:44,629
Kind of.

1217
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,436
Have you met him?
Has he been around the house?

1218
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,555
Sometimes.

1219
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,312
Sometimes? Zzz?

1220
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,319
You have a boyfriend!

1221
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,189
Wow.

1222
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,753
Have you heard
of Sarah Palin?

1223
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,239
Yes.

1224
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,673
What's the one thing
you know about

1225
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:03,034
Sarah Palin's
17-year-old daughter?

1226
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,758
She's pregnant?
That's right.

1227
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,599
And what is the one thing
that you are not going to be

1228
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,910
in a couple of years
when you turn 17?

1229
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,711
Pregnant?
That's right!

1230
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,512
All right, now,
what are the two ways

1231
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:16,914
that you can achieve
that goal?

1232
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,354
First is

1233
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,398
not have any sex, okay?

1234
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,829
That's the first way, okay?
Just not engage in that.

1235
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,195
That did not work out very well
for your mother and me.

1236
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,239
And what's the second way?

1237
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:29,475
Where you going?
Bathroom.

1238
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,595
You don't have to go
to the bathroom.

1239
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,114
Sit down, Mason,
just sit down.

1240
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,589
What's the second way?

1241
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,269
Huh?

1242
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:40,032
Has your mother talked to
you guys about this stuff?

1243
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,109
No, Dad!

1244
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,713
No, come on, has she talked
to you about

1245
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,039
contraception?

1246
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:47,629
Huh?

1247
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,358
What, has she...
Condoms?

1248
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,271
She talked about that?
No, Dad, please, stop.

1249
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,509
What?

1250
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,200
Does Garret have a condom?
Oh, God!

1251
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:56,793
Dad!
What? Come on.

1252
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,836
Sam, we have to be able to
talk about this, all right?

1253
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,672
Come on, we do.
We can do it, we can do it.

1254
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,318
Just stay with me here,
all right?

1255
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,119
It's as hard for me as it is for you.
But seriously, all right?

1256
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,668
I read an article in the paper
the other day that said

1257
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:12,038
that although US teenagers are
not the most sexually active,

1258
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:15,669
we have the highest rate
of teenage pregnancy, okay?

1259
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,069
Hey.

1260
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,798
Oh, hey, Tammy, how you doing?
What's going on?

1261
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:19,835
Nice to see you.

1262
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:21,518
Oh, yeah, good to see you.
Yeah.

1263
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,556
Um, Tammy, this is my
daughter Samantha. Hey.

1264
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:25,358
And this is, uh,
Mason Junior right here.

1265
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:26,629
- Mason Junior.
- Tammy.

1266
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:27,675
Say hi.
Hi.

1267
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,672
Hi, Mason, nice to meet you.
Heard a lot about you guys.

1268
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,318
What're you doing here?

1269
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,833
I'm just here
with some friends.

1270
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,831
Oh, wow.
Yeah.

1271
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:36,955
What are you guys up to?

1272
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,155
Um, we're going camping.

1273
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,196
Well, no, this one
is not going camping.

1274
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,759
This one is going to a party.

1275
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,398
Oh, fun.

1276
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,352
But we, the men,
are going camping.

1277
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:46,708
The boys are going camping.

1278
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,233
All right, very nice.

1279
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,997
Well, uh, we still on for tomorrow?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1280
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,036
No, I'll drop him off at 7:00
and then I'll just call you.

1281
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,155
Okay.
Right?

1282
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,350
Great. It was really
nice meeting you both.

1283
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,429
Take care.

1284
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,756
Talk to you soon. Bye.
I'll see you. I'll see you.

1285
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,549
Don't look at me
like that, all right?

1286
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,949
Look, just to finish
the point, okay?

1287
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:12,559
I was 23 when your mom had you,
all right? So was she.

1288
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:13,834
All right, and we didn't
put ourselves

1289
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,832
in the best position
to be great parents.

1290
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,792
And I wish that...

1291
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,274
I wish I were a better parent
to you guys, all right?

1292
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:26,239
And I hope that you can learn
from my mistakes, okay?

1293
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,709
All right. So wear a condom, okay?
Oh!

1294
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,075
Or get Garret to...

1295
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:32,275
I don't know, whatever.

1296
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,830
Listen to this song, all right?

1297
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,795
I try to stay busy

1298
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,308
Just straight-up...
The lyrics in this,

1299
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,072
straight-up old-school
country song.

1300
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,800
I do the dishes
I mow the lawn

1301
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,832
Listen to the production of this.

1302
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,753
Production's like Abbey Road
or something.

1303
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:03,388
Even though I know
You're not coming home

1304
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:04,754
You know,
his old woman's gone.

1305
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,831
Straight-up.
Nothing fancy.

1306
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,514
I try to keep the house
nice and neat

1307
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,952
Make my bed
I change the sheets

1308
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:22,395
I even learned how to use
the washing machine

1309
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:28,839
Keeping things clean
Doesn't change anything

1310
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,271
Yeah, I think she's about to
get her master's degree.

1311
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,271
Well, then she's gonna start
applying for teaching jobs?

1312
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:34,588
I think she already has.

1313
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,874
Really?
Where?

1314
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,075
All over.

1315
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,556
All over Texas?
Yeah.

1316
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:42,200
Well, if you gotta move, you gotta move,
you know? It's no big deal.

1317
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:45,352
We can handle that. I'll still come
get you every other weekend.

1318
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,830
I mean, unless she moves
500 miles away or something,

1319
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,478
it'll just be a little bit
more car time.

1320
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,788
No big deal.

1321
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,154
I'm just kind of
sick of moving.

1322
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,673
Well, I bet you are.

1323
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:55,749
But, you know,
you never know.

1324
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,319
I might have
to move. Right?

1325
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,311
I'm working for this
insurance company now.

1326
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,550
These places get bought
and sold all the time.

1327
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:04,074
You know,
we'll just roll with it.

1328
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,553
I thought you were a musician.

1329
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:06,755
I am,

1330
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,914
but life is expensive, you know?

1331
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,551
Guy's got to be responsible.

1332
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,755
What do you think?

1333
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:15,034
Hey!
Hey!

1334
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:17,989
Oh, you!

1335
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:20,548
Punk kid!
You got no respect!

1336
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,038
You know that redhead
at the bowling alley?

1337
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,395
Sure.
What about her?

1338
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:31,874
Do you know her well?

1339
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,428
Uh, you know, we've hung
out a little bit.

1340
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,556
Is she your girlfriend?

1341
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,712
How do you mean?

1342
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:42,916
Like, have you kissed her?

1343
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:45,509
Um...

1344
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,356
Yeah. Yeah,
I've kissed her.

1345
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,876
What about you?
Have you got a girlfriend?

1346
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,274
Sort of.

1347
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:55,829
Really?

1348
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,951
Have you, uh, kissed her?

1349
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:00,439
Not really.

1350
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,958
Yeah?
What have you done?

1351
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,234
Well, we talked
on the phone.

1352
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:05,355
Oh, yeah!

1353
01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:06,759
How did that go?

1354
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:07,875
Pretty terrible.

1355
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,269
Why?

1356
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,312
Well, when we're at school,
we got plenty to talk about,

1357
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,072
but when we're alone
or on the phone,

1358
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,878
it's like we have
nothing in common.

1359
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,154
Nothing?

1360
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,996
She's not interested in music
or video games or...

1361
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,358
Three best movies this summer.
Right.

1362
01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:26,192
Tropic Thunder, Dark Knight
and Pineapple Express.

1363
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,077
Yeah, what about 'em?
She said they all sucked.

1364
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,031
Okay, what's she interested in?

1365
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:31,309
I don't know.

1366
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:33,709
Going to the mall with
her stupid friends?

1367
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,711
Well, is she cute?
Watch your step there.

1368
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:37,392
Yeah.
Yeah? All right.

1369
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:40,040
Well, here's what
you do, all right?

1370
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,600
First off, you gotta ask
her a lot of questions.

1371
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:46,511
Then you have to listen
to the answers, all right?

1372
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:49,068
Actually be interested
in her, all right?

1373
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:50,354
If you can do those things,

1374
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:53,238
you're gonna be light years
ahead of all the other guys.

1375
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:56,149
Okay. This is the best s'more I
ever made in my life, all right?

1376
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,430
This is absolute peak.
Look at this. Yeah. Yeah.

1377
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,750
Honey brown, no burn.

1378
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:01,875
Look at that, huh?

1379
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,431
Sell that in the store.
Mmm.

1380
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:06,909
That's like advertisement worthy.
Mmm-hmm.

1381
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,228
Advertisement quality.

1382
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:09,389
Yeah.

1383
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,229
Mmm.

1384
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,517
You think they ever will
make another Star Wars?

1385
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,751
I don't know. I think if they were
gonna make another one,

1386
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,478
that the period where
this game is set

1387
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:19,993
is where it would have to be,

1388
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,230
'cause there's
nothing after, really.

1389
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:24,595
Yeah. No, Return of the Jedi, it's over.
There's nothing...

1390
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:25,874
Yeah, there's nothing else
to do there.

1391
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,434
You gonna turn Han Solo
into a Sith Lord?

1392
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:29,794
Yeah. What are you gonna do?
Right.

1393
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,511
Good morning.
Morning.

1394
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,195
You gotta pee?

1395
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,269
Sure.
Mmm-hmm.

1396
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:08,198
Hit the campfire.

1397
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,555
Ancient Native
American custom.

1398
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:12,955
You're gonna give back to the Earth
what you take from it,

1399
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,235
and you don't burn
the forest down.

1400
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,269
Okay, guys, have a good day!

1401
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,876
Mason, don't forget,
I have to teach late today.

1402
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,632
Sam's gonna pick you up.
Right, Sam? Yeah.

1403
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,830
All right.
Okay. Bye, guys.

1404
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,148
See you.

1405
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,349
Hey.

1406
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,192
That's what I was
talking to you about.

1407
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:50,077
Yeah.
Good luck with that.

1408
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,593
See you, man.

1409
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,153
Don't bump into me!
Little bitch!

1410
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,235
I didn't!

1411
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:13,719
You calling me a liar?

1412
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:14,789
No.

1413
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:17,436
Don't act like you're tough shit,
motherfucker.

1414
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,831
I don't think pretty boy's
hair's good enough.

1415
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,756
Don't touch me, faggot!

1416
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,152
You're a fuckin' asshole.

1417
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:49,349
Hey, Mason!

1418
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:50,475
Hey, Jill.

1419
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:54,237
So, where're you going?

1420
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:55,435
Over to the college.

1421
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:57,273
What's going on there?

1422
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,679
My mom's a teacher.

1423
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,354
Oh, cool.
What does she teach?

1424
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,756
Psychology, I think.

1425
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,234
What're you up to?

1426
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:07,958
Oh, my mom owns Needleworks.

1427
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,758
The arts and crafts
store over there.

1428
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,438
So I'm just kinda hangin' out.

1429
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,397
But I'm supposed to be going
to the hospital soon.

1430
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:14,754
How come?

1431
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,832
You know Courtney?

1432
01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:19,231
Girl with the dyed black hair
and the nose ring?

1433
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:20,639
Wears Hot Topic every day?

1434
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,199
I think so.

1435
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:24,996
We used to be best
friends growing up,

1436
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,911
but we've kind of
grown apart.

1437
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,076
She sorta got all emo,
she thinks I'm a prep,

1438
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,957
but I still consider her a friend.

1439
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,439
Anyway, she cut
one of her wrists.

1440
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,273
I don't know how bad, but I think
I should go visit.

1441
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,392
So what're you reading?

1442
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:40,552
Uh, it's 'Breakfast of Champions'.
Kurt Vonnegut.

1443
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,714
I think my older brother likes him.

1444
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,669
I'm reading 'To Kill a Mockingbird'
for the third time.

1445
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:48,239
My friends make fun of me.

1446
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,117
I think I'm the only girl
in the whole school

1447
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,918
who doesn't like
the Twilight books.

1448
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,149
Have you read 'em?

1449
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:54,355
Sure haven't.

1450
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,073
I tried,

1451
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:57,832
but it was so cheesy!

1452
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:01,430
So, how do you
like San Marcos?

1453
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:03,358
I like it all right.

1454
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:07,069
It's a lot smaller than Houston,
but it seems pretty cool.

1455
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:08,508
Have you always lived here?

1456
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,715
Yeah.

1457
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,119
If you want the big
city around here,

1458
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:13,589
you have to drive to
San Antonio or Austin.

1459
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,477
Have you been there yet?

1460
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,357
I went to San Antonio for a day,

1461
01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:19,954
but I haven't been to Austin yet.

1462
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,831
That's where all the
high school kids go

1463
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:24,751
on weekends
for shows and stuff.

1464
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,678
That's what I've heard.

1465
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:28,796
So, are you going to Shauna's
party next weekend?

1466
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,957
Um, I think I heard about it.
I'm not really sure, though.

1467
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,109
Well, you should!

1468
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,428
Why's that?

1469
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,790
Well, LeeAnne has
a big crush on you,

1470
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,235
and I know she was
hoping you would go.

1471
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,197
You don't have
a girlfriend, do you?

1472
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:42,315
Not currently.

1473
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,958
Well then,
you should come.

1474
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,553
I'll tell Chase to make
sure you're there.

1475
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,789
Okay.

1476
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,110
But don't tell LeeAnne I told
you that. She'd kill me.

1477
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,474
I won't.

1478
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:52,713
Well, I better get going.

1479
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,199
See you later.
Bye.

1480
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:02,071
His cognitive theories,
his interviews with orphans,

1481
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,551
ethology theorists' work,

1482
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:05,959
and then he in turn

1483
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:09,516
was supported strongly by
Harry Harlow's rhesus monkey study.

1484
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,558
Now, you guys,
you gotta think,

1485
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,949
this is the 1950s,
this was radical!

1486
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:16,958
This flew in the face of traditional
learning theory,

1487
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:20,669
of B.F. Skinner's classical and
instrumental conditioning.

1488
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:23,875
Now, Bowlby's
gonna argue that

1489
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:28,431
human survival depends
on us falling in love.

1490
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:32,315
It depends on me falling
in love with my mother

1491
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,355
and my mother falling
in love with me.

1492
01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:37,510
And if that doesn't happen,

1493
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:39,953
we're pretty much doomed.

1494
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,714
Now think about it.

1495
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,712
A tiger chases her tribe
out of a cave

1496
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:47,834
Now, an ideal mother goes,

1497
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:50,679
"My baby! I love you,
I'll protect you!"

1498
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:54,673
Or, "Well, you, why am I gonna pick you up?
You're gonna slow me down.

1499
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,269
"You are tiger kibble!"

1500
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,912
So, next week,
we are gonna get into

1501
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,434
Bowlby's four stages
of attachment.

1502
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,358
Oh, oh... Uh, Professor
Douglas and I...

1503
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:06,998
Some of you might have
classes with Elena.

1504
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:10,436
She and I are hosting a little
pre-Thanksgiving get-together at my place,

1505
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:13,472
so if anyone wants to come,
please stop by.

1506
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:16,071
I'm not the greatest cook.

1507
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,188
Thanks.

1508
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,319
Samantha!

1509
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:32,794
Why the hell didn't you pick up
your brother like you said you would?

1510
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,791
Okay. Mom... Mom, I know
what you're gonna say.

1511
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,309
She was running late and
we couldn't turn around.

1512
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:38,628
No, no!
No excuses!

1513
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:41,553
The bottom line is you didn't do
what you said you were gonna do!

1514
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:43,312
You stranded your brother!

1515
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:46,039
It's embarrassing to ask
my friend to turn around

1516
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,714
and go get some kid
at the middle school.

1517
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,756
What do you mean "some kid"?
He's your brother!

1518
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,516
And you know what?
We've helped Janey out before.

1519
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:56,194
She lives right around the corner.
It's no big deal.

1520
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,474
Sorry.

1521
01:17:58,440 --> 01:17:59,429
You know what, Samantha?

1522
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,671
You need to start thinking long
and hard about who you wanna be.

1523
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:05,194
Do you wanna be
a cooperative person

1524
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:08,756
who's compassionate
and helps people out...

1525
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,671
...or do you wanna be
a self-centered narcissist?

1526
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:14,070
You know what? You're right.
I am this horrible person.

1527
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:16,674
But, honestly,
he's not a baby anymore.

1528
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,273
You don't have to
treat him like one.

1529
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:22,114
He's in eighth grade, and he can
find his way home if he wants to.

1530
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:24,398
You know what?

1531
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:27,392
When Gabi leaves, you and me are
gonna have a chat.

1532
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,754
Awkward.

1533
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,712
Dude, that sucks.

1534
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,028
Hey, man, what's up?

1535
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:45,394
Hey. We're going
camping tonight.

1536
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:46,549
You in?

1537
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:47,709
Uh, who's going?

1538
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:50,792
My brother, one of his friends,
and Tony maybe.

1539
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,189
Yeah, let me check
with my mom.

1540
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,308
Mom, can I go camping
with Chase tonight?

1541
01:18:58,800 --> 01:18:59,789
Camping? Where?

1542
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:03,157
Uh, at that house that his family's
building. It's pretty much finished.

1543
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:05,834
Well, will any adults be there?

1544
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:07,708
His brother's a senior.

1545
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,117
You have your cell phone?
Yeah.

1546
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,758
Is it charged?
Mmm-hmm.

1547
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:12,829
Okay, do me a favor.

1548
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,230
Leave his parents' number and
the address on the counter.

1549
01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:16,475
Okay.

1550
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,395
Yeah! What
I'm talking about!

1551
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:22,469
That's it.

1552
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,549
You ready?
Check this shit out.

1553
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:26,313
That was all right, but this
is gonna be badass.

1554
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,038
All right, let me see.
Let me see what you can do.

1555
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:29,997
All right.
This is your face.

1556
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,350
I'm about to break
his face, right here.

1557
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:39,999
All right, man. All right, now check
this out. You might want to move.

1558
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,272
Ow, that'd be painful.

1559
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:49,274
In the kidneys, right?
The stomach? Something.

1560
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:51,113
Oh!

1561
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:53,989
Check this out, man.

1562
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:59,117
Pancreas.

1563
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:00,509
That shit's lethal.

1564
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,397
Yeah, that would be painful.

1565
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:04,835
Man, have a beer, man.
That was awesome. Here.

1566
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:06,114
It's beer 30, children.

1567
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:07,349
Nice.

1568
01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:10,509
Uh, no, thanks.

1569
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:11,669
Come on, man.

1570
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:14,438
What are you?
A pussy?

1571
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,715
I just don't feel like
drinking a beer right now.

1572
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,470
Man, if you're too chickenshit
to even have a beer,

1573
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:21,710
I know for a fact that you have
never gotten any pussy.

1574
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:24,036
Like you guys have.

1575
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:25,109
Sure have.

1576
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,189
When?

1577
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:27,515
Last summer.

1578
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,836
With who?
It was awesome.

1579
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,559
Chase went down easy street
and fucked this whore Nancy.

1580
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:33,669
At least,
that's what he said.

1581
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:35,113
I did.
Would I lie?

1582
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,792
Bullshit.
Quick, where were you?

1583
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,074
At Tober's house.

1584
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,276
And she fucked a couple
other guys, too.

1585
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:43,033
Oh, man, his first piece of ass
was sloppy seconds.

1586
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:47,070
What about you, Mason?
You ever got any?

1587
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:49,628
Yeah, you ever made her,
uh, howl into the night?

1588
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:52,591
A few times.
Really?

1589
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:55,668
Yeah, right, what was her name?
Lucky?

1590
01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:00,000
No. Jennifer.

1591
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:01,752
She doesn't live here, though.
She's back in Houston.

1592
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,433
You're fucking lying.

1593
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:05,392
I don't care if you assholes
believe me or not.

1594
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,357
Let me guess, you were pulling
all kinds of ass back home,

1595
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:10,273
but once you got
down here, lefty.

1596
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:11,554
Hey, fuck you.

1597
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:13,437
I would, but none of
the girls here want to.

1598
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,273
Dude, it's not what they want, man,
it's what you want.

1599
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:17,919
True dat.

1600
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,036
You know what you should do,
join a band.

1601
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:21,633
That's all it takes, man.

1602
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:23,756
Oh, yeah?
Fuck, yeah, dude.

1603
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,592
You don't even have
to play that well.

1604
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,033
You start playing
your instrument,

1605
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,190
and they line up
to give you blowjobs.

1606
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,389
Except for you.

1607
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:31,595
It doesn't impress
the ladies so much

1608
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,352
when you play flute
for the marching band.

1609
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,277
I'm not in the fucking
marching band.

1610
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,430
Oh, dude, you sure?
I heard you play the skin flute.

1611
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,392
All right, I got a question
for you guys.

1612
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:41,868
If you think you're so cool,

1613
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,753
why you hanging out with a bunch
of 8th graders on a Friday night?

1614
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,558
Hey. Fuck you,
you little penis wrinkle.

1615
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,959
You're lucky to even be here.

1616
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:49,388
This is our camp-out.

1617
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:51,118
The only reason you little
cum gums are here

1618
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,952
is because fucking Charlie's
mom made him

1619
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:54,758
bring his little asshole brother

1620
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,070
and then he drags along
you little dice danglers.

1621
01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:59,469
Fucking fuzz nut,
talking shit!

1622
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:00,919
It's all good, man.

1623
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,719
These little fuzz nuts are going to
get their chance soon enough.

1624
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,313
We got some whores
coming by later.

1625
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,035
Yeah?
Hell yeah!

1626
01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:09,635
Now, I know Chase
will fuck anything.

1627
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:12,109
I mean, I've seen this kid
mount boulders before.

1628
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,509
But what about you guys?
You in?

1629
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,473
Whatever.
All right.

1630
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:17,595
Good man.
All right.

1631
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:19,193
What about you, Peter Puffer?

1632
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:21,510
I don't know.
Maybe.

1633
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:23,795
Dude, it's okay to be gay.
We understand.

1634
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,757
Just, you know,
sleep over there.

1635
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:28,788
I'm not gay.

1636
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:30,638
Give it some time, man.
You'll realize.

1637
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:32,075
Fuck y'all.

1638
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:34,391
See, that's exactly
my point, man.

1639
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:36,950
Nah, but we don't have
whores coming over.

1640
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,031
We were just fucking with you
to see what you'd say.

1641
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,156
And you just earned
your vag badge.

1642
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:42,998
Put it next to
your bitch card.

1643
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,559
Yeah, 'cause, you know,
you're a bitch.

1644
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:47,518
Now hold this like
the bitch you are, bitch.

1645
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:51,590
All right, this shit is
called the death punch.

1646
01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:55,476
Whoa, Jesus!

1647
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:02,114
Hey.

1648
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:06,871
You guys made it! Good.

1649
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,429
Oh.

1650
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,278
There you are.
Oh, wow.

1651
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:13,509
And here you go, hostess.

1652
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:16,234
Oh, thank you.
Can I get you a bite?

1653
01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:18,158
Oh, that's cool.
Thanks.

1654
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,559
You did that?

1655
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:20,954
Yeah.
Wow.

1656
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:23,468
How long have you
been doing that for?

1657
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:25,511
Not very long.
Um...

1658
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,636
I went to this camp thing
just this past summer.

1659
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:29,990
They have a camp for graffiti?

1660
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,071
Well, they call it "urban art. "
Oh.

1661
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,158
So it sounds, you know,
less illegal,

1662
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,635
but it was really just a way
to get free spray paint.

1663
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:40,476
Cool. So is this your tag?

1664
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:42,596
Is that...
Do they still call it...

1665
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,593
Yeah, but you know, it's just letters
that I'm good at writing.

1666
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:48,075
It's a "K... "

1667
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:51,031
E.

1668
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,838
"E-Z-J-O. "

1669
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:55,639
Kez Jo.
That's cool.

1670
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,711
It doesn't really
mean anything, though.

1671
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,795
Is that your dad?

1672
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,229
Yeah.

1673
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:04,429
Where's he live?

1674
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:05,549
In Houston.

1675
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:07,439
Get to see him much?

1676
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:10,320
Yeah. Some weekends
and over the summer.

1677
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:11,555
Cool.

1678
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:13,551
So, you're a student
of my mom's, right?

1679
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:14,715
Mmm-hmm.

1680
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,633
Yeah, I got one class with her.

1681
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:19,073
Yeah, she's cool.

1682
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:22,518
How's she doing? You know, is she
a good teacher and everything?

1683
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,794
Yeah, she's great!

1684
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:27,316
She's super-smart and she cares,
you know.

1685
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,719
She makes it interesting.

1686
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:31,639
She's probably even
my favorite teacher.

1687
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,913
So, anyway, we figured out
a way to rig up our iPods

1688
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,911
to the external speakers
on the ASB.

1689
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,468
So every time we come
rolling into town,

1690
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,278
you knew the 4-56 was there

1691
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:42,759
'cause we were bumping
House of Pain.

1692
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:44,956
It was like,
"Jump around, jump around. "

1693
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:46,155
And the whole family's
coming outside,

1694
01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:48,754
you got the kids and, uh,
the mom and the dad

1695
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:50,398
and they're all bouncing
up and down,

1696
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,909
we're throwing out
candies for the kids

1697
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,549
and soccer balls and Beanie Babies
and Frisbees, uh,

1698
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:57,709
smokes for the adults,

1699
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:01,509
and, uh, they loved, they absolutely
loved Gatorade.

1700
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,672
But for some reason, you know,
they hated the lemon-lime flavor.

1701
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,319
I don't know what it was.

1702
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:08,277
Yeah.
Couldn't give it away.

1703
01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:09,475
How long were you over there?

1704
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:13,555
Uh, I did two tours in Iraq
and one in Bosnia.

1705
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:14,715
Wow.

1706
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:16,155
Did you enlist?

1707
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:20,911
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, I was, um, Army National Guard,

1708
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,638
and, you know, coming straight
out of high school,

1709
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:24,159
needed money for college.

1710
01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:25,434
Seemed like a decent paying job.

1711
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:26,839
And, uh, did my tour.

1712
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,428
And whenever I got done
I told them,

1713
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:31,358
if there's a world-changing event,
I'll come back.

1714
01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:36,190
And, uh, three months later 9/11 happened,
and I was back 9/12.

1715
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:40,390
And I'm proud to say the 4-56,
the whole time we were there,

1716
01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:42,914
we never lost a guy,
not one casualty.

1717
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,718
But is that odd?
Is that unusual?

1718
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:46,799
Yeah.
Uh...

1719
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:48,711
Almost impossible.

1720
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:52,116
Like, the guys that came along
after us and replaced us,

1721
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,316
they didn't listen
to any of our advice.

1722
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,994
They did, basically, the polar
opposite of what we did,

1723
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:59,469
and they lost seven guys
in the first month.

1724
01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:00,709
Wow.

1725
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:03,753
What did you guys do differently?

1726
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:08,234
I like to think it's just a matter
of mutual respect, you know.

1727
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:11,153
All the time we spent over
there building trust,

1728
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:13,834
these guys basically destroyed
it in three days.

1729
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:16,275
So, what did the locals think
about why we're there?

1730
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:20,036
Oil, plain and simple.
Mmm.

1731
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:13,518
Hey, Mason.
One last hit.

1732
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:22,635
Hey.

1733
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:25,598
Mickey Mouse Club.
Get the fuck out of my car.

1734
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:28,513
Just crawl out the back window
or something, man.

1735
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:37,590
I'm gonna miss you.

1736
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:39,318
I'll see you on Sunday night.

1737
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,869
All right.
You better text me.

1738
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:45,435
Mmm...

1739
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:47,511
Do you have any gum?
Um...

1740
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:50,551
Yeah, I do, actually.
Here you go.

1741
01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:52,432
Thanks. See ya.

1742
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,233
And they're buying this party line
that they're supposed to feel bad

1743
01:27:57,320 --> 01:27:58,594
and trade off their
own pension,

1744
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:00,272
as if that's what's been
corrupting this nation.

1745
01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:02,112
Yeah, because
those who heart Fox,

1746
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:03,872
in my opinion,
are being lied to.

1747
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,598
Yeah, thank God for Wisconsin.

1748
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:07,272
We have to follow
that example.

1749
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:08,793
You're right.

1750
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,752
Hey, Mason,
what time is it?

1751
01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:16,269
Uh, like 12:15.

1752
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:18,349
Happy birthday.

1753
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:20,988
Happy birthday!

1754
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:22,753
Mason.

1755
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:24,796
It's your birthday?

1756
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:26,313
Just now, I guess.

1757
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:27,753
Yeah, how old are you?

1758
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:29,319
Fifteen.

1759
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:31,755
Fifteen. Give me a hug.

1760
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:34,673
Happy birthday.
Oh, my goodness!

1761
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,359
Have you been drinking?

1762
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,595
Have you?

1763
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:44,236
Yeah, a little.
Have you?

1764
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:46,559
A little bit.

1765
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:48,668
Have you been...

1766
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:51,312
A little bit.

1767
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:53,188
Oh.

1768
01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:54,469
Oh...

1769
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:56,318
I'm gonna go to sleep.

1770
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:01,031
Talk in the morning, huh?

1771
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:03,394
Hey, Dad.

1772
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,829
Hey! How you doing?
Mmm... Good.

1773
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,079
Whose car is that?
That's our car.

1774
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:10,310
Hop on in there.
Hey.

1775
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:11,958
Hi, sweetie.

1776
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:13,709
Oh...

1777
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:15,635
Hey, Cooper.

1778
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:17,870
Hey!
How's it going?

1779
01:29:18,440 --> 01:29:19,873
Hello, little brother.

1780
01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:21,589
He's so cute.

1781
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,636
Can we just replace
that part of the pipe?

1782
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:26,439
No, is no good.
Everything is no good.

1783
01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:29,029
Everything.
Yes, mira.

1784
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:34,874
This one is...

1785
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:36,154
Stronger.

1786
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:37,798
Yes. This is better,
yes, yes, yes.

1787
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:40,834
Hey, listen, thanks for that
camera you got Mason.

1788
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:44,237
Oh, yeah, Mason's all into the photography.
He's loving that thing.

1789
01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:45,389
Yeah, I know.

1790
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:48,552
He's actually talking about turning his,
uh, closet into a darkroom.

1791
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:50,949
Like the red light and the developing,
the whole nine...

1792
01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:52,109
You all right with that?

1793
01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:54,356
I probably won't see him for a week.
Oh, yeah. Right.

1794
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:55,913
But he's having a good time.

1795
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:58,395
At least he's focused on something.
Yeah. Yeah.

1796
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:00,072
That's what I like.
Yeah, he's all about it.

1797
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:02,476
Okay, let's go grande.

1798
01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:04,631
It's good? It's better, yes.
It's good.

1799
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:13,313
You know, you're smart.
You should be in school.

1800
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:16,278
Oh, I like school,
I need school,

1801
01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:19,508
but it's hard,
I working all day.

1802
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:23,679
Go to night school at community college.
It's pretty affordable.

1803
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:26,035
You're doing a nice job with the house.
It's looking great.

1804
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:27,189
Oh, thanks.
Really great.

1805
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:29,714
Yeah, you know, some fix-its
here and there.

1806
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:32,758
We got a good deal on a foreclosure,
so now I'm finding out why.

1807
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:35,070
Yeah, really.
Hey, bud! Hey.

1808
01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:37,077
Happy birthday, huh?
What's that?

1809
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:40,317
What's that? That's our new car.
Get in it.

1810
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:42,590
All right.
Have a good weekend.

1811
01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:45,278
How you doing?

1812
01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:47,436
Good to see you.
You, too.

1813
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:48,873
Hey!

1814
01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:50,673
Hey, how are you?

1815
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:51,795
Ooh...

1816
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:54,078
You look great. Ooh!
Thanks.

1817
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:57,431
Look at him!
Aw, he's got Mason's nose.

1818
01:30:57,520 --> 01:30:58,999
- Yeah, isn't he cute?
- Yeah.

1819
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:01,792
All right!
Love you guys.

1820
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:03,108
We got a big drive
ahead of us.

1821
01:31:03,360 --> 01:31:04,554
Bye, Sam.

1822
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:05,755
You guys drive safe.

1823
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:09,158
All right. Well, we'll be
back tomorrow night.

1824
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:11,708
Bye, honey.
I'm so glad you were born!

1825
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:31,192
So, this is like Annie's car
and you drive the GTO?

1826
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:33,996
I guess you can't really put
a baby seat in that thing.

1827
01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:37,232
Yeah, no. But I had
to sell that anyway.

1828
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:39,389
You what?

1829
01:31:39,480 --> 01:31:41,277
Yeah, I had to sell that.

1830
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,159
So it's gone?

1831
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:46,595
Yeah, some sucker
collector from California

1832
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:48,511
paid 22 grand for it,
which is great

1833
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:51,034
'cause I basically got
to pay for this in cash.

1834
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:53,680
I only paid $8,500 for that
thing way back when.

1835
01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:57,077
Cars are generally a terrible
investment, you know.

1836
01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:58,354
Soon as you drive
them off the lot,

1837
01:31:58,440 --> 01:31:59,475
you got a used car
on your hands,

1838
01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:01,437
and the value's only
dropping from there.

1839
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:05,195
But if you take care of it,
you know,

1840
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:06,793
and you get lucky
and it's a classic,

1841
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:08,359
the value starts
going up again.

1842
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:11,113
Shit, you got guys paying hundreds
of thousands of dollars

1843
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:13,111
for some Shelby Cobra.

1844
01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:19,195
What?

1845
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:21,633
You don't remember?

1846
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:25,556
Remember what?
Really?

1847
01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:31,355
You said that was going to
be my car when I turned 16.

1848
01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:35,439
What? No, I didn't.
I never said that.

1849
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:37,397
I remember.
I was in third grade

1850
01:32:37,480 --> 01:32:40,950
and you were taking me over to Anthony
Nadar's house for his birthday,

1851
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:43,600
and we were there early,
so we gave him a ride around the block,

1852
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:45,392
and he was talking about how
much he loved your car,

1853
01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:47,914
and so you were all like, "Oh, this is
gonna be Mason's when he turns 16. "

1854
01:32:50,680 --> 01:32:52,511
All right, first off, I have no
memory of that, all right?

1855
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:55,114
Second of all, I would
never say that. Never.

1856
01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:57,078
Oh, you did, though.

1857
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:58,354
What?

1858
01:32:58,640 --> 01:32:59,834
Mason.

1859
01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:02,589
Come on,
what about your sister?

1860
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:03,789
I'm just gonna
forget about her?

1861
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:06,116
Come on, how's that fair?
Huh?

1862
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,518
Anthony Nagar.
What...

1863
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:10,838
Are you...

1864
01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:12,319
Oh, come on!

1865
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:15,830
I mean, you're not...

1866
01:33:20,160 --> 01:33:22,628
Look, you can sit there like there's
a death in the family, all right,

1867
01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:24,551
but bottom line is, that was my car.
All right?

1868
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,835
I paid for it,
I took care of it,

1869
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:29,639
and I can do whatever
I want with it. All right?

1870
01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:32,234
I'm sorry if you had other ideas about it,
but when you get older,

1871
01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:34,356
you can save up and buy
a car of your own.

1872
01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:36,635
Be cool like I used to be.

1873
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:40,155
Or you can get a minivan.

1874
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,955
Does your mom actually
let you watch this?

1875
01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:59,110
Yeah.
She likes it, too.

1876
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:02,233
Oh, my God.

1877
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:12,673
Okay, well, have you ever
seen her in concert?

1878
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:15,150
No, but she's coming
to Houston in April.

1879
01:34:15,240 --> 01:34:16,958
She's coming to Houston?
Mmm-hmm.

1880
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:20,157
Your dad and I could get you tickets
and you could stay with us.

1881
01:34:20,240 --> 01:34:22,071
That'd be great!
Yeah.

1882
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:26,594
- Hey, Annie?
- Yup.

1883
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:29,672
Will you get me the little
birthday present for Mason?

1884
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:30,829
Here, babe.
All right.

1885
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:34,629
This one needs a little
explanation, okay?

1886
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:37,549
Open it up.

1887
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:40,552
I call that the Beatles Black Album.

1888
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:44,394
What it is, is the best of John,
Paul, George and Ringo,

1889
01:34:44,480 --> 01:34:46,471
solo, post-breakup.

1890
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:48,549
Thanks.

1891
01:34:48,640 --> 01:34:50,471
Basically, I put the band
back together for you.

1892
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:52,357
Whenever you listen to too
much of the solo stuff,

1893
01:34:52,440 --> 01:34:53,998
it kind of becomes a drag,
you know?

1894
01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:57,390
But you put them next
to each other, right,

1895
01:34:57,480 --> 01:34:59,072
and they start to
elevate each other,

1896
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:00,479
and then you can hear it.

1897
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:02,239
It's The Beatles, you know?

1898
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:05,838
I don't know. I think I always just
liked Paul the best.

1899
01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:07,553
It doesn't matter, you know,
you're missing the point.

1900
01:35:07,680 --> 01:35:09,716
There is no favorite Beatle!

1901
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:11,836
That's what I'm saying.
It's in the balance.

1902
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:14,036
That's what made them the
greatest fucking rock band

1903
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:16,270
in the world, okay?

1904
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:18,396
And there's this decade
of music out there

1905
01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:19,879
that's been scattered, all right,

1906
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:24,112
and now it has been carefully found,
arranged and ordered for you

1907
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:25,713
by your loving father.

1908
01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:27,597
Very arranged
and very organized,

1909
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:29,989
over and over again
by your loving father.

1910
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:31,394
Yes, yes, yes.

1911
01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,232
So, I mean,
look at that, look at that.

1912
01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:35,470
Uh, top of Volume II,
first four tracks,

1913
01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:37,790
you've got Band on the Run
into My Sweet Lord

1914
01:35:37,880 --> 01:35:40,792
into Jealous Guy into Photograph.
Come on!

1915
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:42,512
It's like the perfect segue.

1916
01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:44,909
You got Paul, who takes
you to the party,

1917
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,911
George who talks
to you about God,

1918
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,276
John is just, "No,
it's about love and pain,"

1919
01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:52,351
and then Ringo
who just says,

1920
01:35:52,440 --> 01:35:55,238
"Hey. Can't we enjoy what
we have while we have it?"

1921
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:57,550
It's a good record.
I shit you not.

1922
01:35:58,240 --> 01:35:59,229
Cool.

1923
01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:28,154
Hey, there, Cliff.
Hey, how you doing?

1924
01:36:28,240 --> 01:36:29,593
Good. How you doing?
Hi, birthday boy!

1925
01:36:29,960 --> 01:36:30,949
It's good to see you.

1926
01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:32,871
Ah, it's great to see you.
Yeah.

1927
01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:34,435
You made it all right, huh?

1928
01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:35,669
Yeah, we sure did.
We sure did.

1929
01:36:35,760 --> 01:36:36,829
How are you, darling?

1930
01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:38,952
Let's just get this one...
All right, we ready?

1931
01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:40,075
Yeah.

1932
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,269
Wait.

1933
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:43,872
Hey, Sam.

1934
01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:45,791
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on.

1935
01:36:46,320 --> 01:36:47,469
Hey, still sleeping here?

1936
01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:48,675
Oh, yeah.

1937
01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:49,988
Hey, buddy.

1938
01:36:50,400 --> 01:36:51,389
Oh!

1939
01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:15,511
Make a wish, make a wish.

1940
01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:22,633
Real good! Presents! Wait, wait, wait.
Here, sweetie.

1941
01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:24,597
Sam, would you get us a knife
so we can cut this up?

1942
01:37:25,080 --> 01:37:26,149
All right.

1943
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:30,275
I hope you like it. I heard
you didn't have one, so.

1944
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,675
It's a Bible.
This is your first Bible.

1945
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:35,191
Look, there's your name.

1946
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:36,839
Wow. In gold.
And wait, wait, wait.

1947
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:38,478
Look at this.

1948
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:39,675
It's a red-letter edition,

1949
01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:42,877
and that means that everything
that Jesus said is in red.

1950
01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:45,471
Thank you. You like it?
All right.

1951
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:47,357
I love you, sweetie.
Happy birthday.

1952
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:48,834
And this one's from us.

1953
01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:50,558
Oh, yeah, here.

1954
01:37:50,640 --> 01:37:53,791
It's not going to make all your
dreams come true here.

1955
01:37:53,880 --> 01:37:55,279
Just keep your expectations low.

1956
01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:56,475
No, you need it.
It's...

1957
01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:00,678
Come on, right?
You gotta have it. You need this.

1958
01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:02,193
You got life ahead of you.

1959
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:03,713
And the shirt is blue.

1960
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,870
You got dances
and job interviews.

1961
01:38:05,960 --> 01:38:07,598
Here, I'm going to get
it all wrinkled here.

1962
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:12,031
Mason? Come here, son.
Uh-oh.

1963
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:21,311
Pull that off.

1964
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:25,195
There's a 20-gauge shotgun.
Wow.

1965
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:29,397
My dad gave it to me when I was
a little younger than you,

1966
01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:31,596
and his dad gave it to him.

1967
01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:36,470
Well, you're 15 and I'd like
for you to have it, all right?

1968
01:38:36,880 --> 01:38:38,871
Here, you hold it.

1969
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:40,908
Yeah?

1970
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:42,599
Thank you.
Congratulations, son.

1971
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:44,159
I'll teach you
how to clean it,

1972
01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:46,071
teach you how to fire it.

1973
01:38:47,240 --> 01:38:49,629
I'll teach you
a little bit of safety.

1974
01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:52,075
Now cock it.
All right, there you go.

1975
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,594
Now, what you want to do is line up
the front sight with the back sight.

1976
01:38:54,680 --> 01:38:56,079
Here, you see this little V right here?
Mmm-hmm.

1977
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:57,269
Now which one
you aiming at?

1978
01:38:57,360 --> 01:38:58,349
Uh, the middle can.

1979
01:38:58,440 --> 01:38:59,873
The middle can?
All right. Mmm-hmm.

1980
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:03,194
Now fire at will, all right?

1981
01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:05,793
Ho! Whoa!
Yeah!

1982
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:09,717
All right, watch out, watch out.
Whoa. Be careful. All right.

1983
01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:11,349
Ready?

1984
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,349
Pull!

1985
01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:18,351
Oh, you hit a little low.

1986
01:39:18,480 --> 01:39:20,232
Wait till it gets up high,
then shoot, all right?

1987
01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:23,278
'Cause then it's a better
aim coming down.

1988
01:39:24,840 --> 01:39:26,717
Remember, second trigger.

1989
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:27,789
Mmm-hmm.

1990
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:31,472
Ready?
Mmm-hmm.

1991
01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:34,154
Pull!

1992
01:39:37,240 --> 01:39:40,073
Look what you did!
Well, you nailed it, didn't you?

1993
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,911
How did that feel?
Felt good.

1994
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,592
Yeah, it felt good. Good.

1995
01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:47,873
Well, I want for us
to be together forever

1996
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:51,072
But to wander
wherever I may

1997
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:53,993
I want you to be
easy and casual

1998
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:57,516
But still demand I stay

1999
01:39:57,600 --> 01:40:00,273
I want for you to know
me completely

2000
01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:02,356
But still remain mysterious

2001
01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:05,156
Consider everything deeply

2002
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:07,708
But still remain fearless

2003
01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:11,713
Climb to the top
Look over the ledge

2004
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:14,917
Dance barefoot
on a razor's edge

2005
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,912
Reach for the stars
Grab a tiger by the tail

2006
01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:21,197
If I don't try,
I'll never fail

2007
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:23,953
If you go home
You're rolling the dice

2008
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:26,719
Can't step in the
same river twice

2009
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:29,872
You love too much
It'll turn to hate

2010
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:32,878
You never leave home
You'll never be late

2011
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:36,270
You eat too much
You're gonna get fat

2012
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:38,954
If you buy a dog
You'll piss off your cat

2013
01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:42,032
So take a deep breath
and enjoy the ride

2014
01:40:42,691 --> 01:40:48,324
'Cause arrivals and departures
Run side by side

2015
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:50,269
Oh!

2016
01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:53,114
You're our first audience,
you know?

2017
01:40:53,960 --> 01:40:56,030
Mason demanded we work
on it the whole time.

2018
01:40:56,120 --> 01:40:57,394
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

2019
01:40:57,480 --> 01:40:58,959
It's a work in progress.

2020
01:40:59,360 --> 01:41:00,554
A week later,
we don't know why

2021
01:41:00,640 --> 01:41:02,835
Thomas wasn't there
the first time, uh,

2022
01:41:02,920 --> 01:41:06,879
but a week later,
Thomas comes back

2023
01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:08,393
and joins the other disciples.

2024
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:10,596
They say,
"The Lord's alive, we saw him!"

2025
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:14,389
"I won't believe it until I put
my finger into his side,

2026
01:41:14,480 --> 01:41:17,392
"and I wanna see those
nail prints in his hands. "

2027
01:41:17,480 --> 01:41:19,436
About that time,
here comes Jesus

2028
01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:21,829
standing right
next to him, okay?

2029
01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:25,435
And he turns to Thomas.
Don't you know, Thomas felt some shame.

2030
01:41:25,680 --> 01:41:27,671
He turns to Thomas and says,

2031
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:30,479
"Thomas, here, stick
your finger in my side.

2032
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:32,471
"Look at these nail prints.
It's me. "

2033
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:36,988
And Thomas says,
"My Lord and my God, I believe. "

2034
01:41:37,680 --> 01:41:39,989
And Jesus said,
"Well, that's good,

2035
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:44,792
"but blessed are those who
can believe without seeing. "

2036
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:49,910
It's a lot easier when you
can see and feel and touch,

2037
01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:53,396
but like us, we haven't
seen him in the flesh,

2038
01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:55,353
we haven't felt him
in the flesh,

2039
01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:57,749
but we have experienced
him in the spirit.

2040
01:41:57,880 --> 01:42:00,348
At least, I have,
and I hope y'all have, too.

2041
01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:04,191
The pond's right up here.

2042
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:08,838
Ooh, it's low.

2043
01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:10,194
Yeah.

2044
01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:12,268
You know, my dad could
take you fishing

2045
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:13,588
next time you're here
if you want.

2046
01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:14,874
Thanks.

2047
01:42:17,680 --> 01:42:20,717
Hi, baby.
What's goin' on?

2048
01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:23,833
No, I think we're just gonna
hang here for a minute.

2049
01:42:23,920 --> 01:42:25,353
You want me to stay with you?

2050
01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:26,793
No, it's okay.
You sure?

2051
01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:27,869
Yeah. Thanks.

2052
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:36,598
Mason, why are you
such a stick-in-the-mud?

2053
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:39,152
What are you even
talking about?

2054
01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:40,992
You guys don't mind coming
back here on the 20th, do you,

2055
01:42:41,080 --> 01:42:42,149
for Cooper's baptism?

2056
01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:44,356
No, that's fine.
Sam?

2057
01:42:44,440 --> 01:42:45,953
I appreciate it.

2058
01:42:46,040 --> 01:42:48,873
It means a lot to Annie
and her folks, you know.

2059
01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:52,432
Were we baptized?

2060
01:42:55,880 --> 01:42:59,395
I wasn't the least bit concerned
with the state of your soul.

2061
01:42:59,800 --> 01:43:01,358
We can do it now,
though, if you want.

2062
01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:02,475
No, I think I'm all right.

2063
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,437
You and Cooper together,
you know.

2064
01:43:04,520 --> 01:43:06,078
Dunk your heads.

2065
01:43:06,480 --> 01:43:09,233
You're not becoming one of those
God people, are you, Dad?

2066
01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:11,072
And what's that
supposed to mean, huh?

2067
01:43:11,160 --> 01:43:13,037
I can hear you!

2068
01:43:13,920 --> 01:43:14,989
Oh, wow.

2069
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:17,310
I think that shotgun should live
at my house, huh?

2070
01:43:17,440 --> 01:43:19,670
I don't think your mom
would love that.

2071
01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:23,394
Look out, Sam.

2072
01:43:23,480 --> 01:43:25,391
Let me show you
how it's done.

2073
01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:30,119
Nice, Dad.

2074
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:32,677
Still got the goods, hmm?

2075
01:43:46,440 --> 01:43:48,874
How long you been
in here, Mason?

2076
01:43:48,960 --> 01:43:50,029
I'm not sure.

2077
01:43:50,160 --> 01:43:51,912
I'm sure.

2078
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:53,513
All class.

2079
01:43:54,160 --> 01:43:55,673
Did you complete
your image diary?

2080
01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:56,989
Not yet.

2081
01:43:57,640 --> 01:44:00,074
Completed your, uh,
digital contact sheet?

2082
01:44:00,160 --> 01:44:03,072
Not quite, but it's
not gonna take me long.

2083
01:44:03,560 --> 01:44:05,835
Not yet.
Not quite.

2084
01:44:07,080 --> 01:44:09,435
Dark room time
is extra-curricular.

2085
01:44:10,080 --> 01:44:13,072
I mean, technically, you don't ever
have to be in here these days,

2086
01:44:13,160 --> 01:44:15,674
and certainly not until you've
completed your assignments.

2087
01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:16,795
That's the deal.

2088
01:44:17,120 --> 01:44:18,314
Sorry.

2089
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:20,432
I'm worried about you, Mason.

2090
01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:22,069
Why is that?

2091
01:44:22,160 --> 01:44:23,275
I'll tell you why.

2092
01:44:23,440 --> 01:44:26,830
The images you're turning in,
they're cool.

2093
01:44:27,480 --> 01:44:30,392
You're looking at things
in a really unique way.

2094
01:44:30,480 --> 01:44:32,198
Got a lot of natural talent.

2095
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:34,075
Thanks.

2096
01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:36,116
Yeah, but that and 50 cents

2097
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:39,033
will just get you a cup of coffee
in this old world.

2098
01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:42,876
I've met a lot of talented
people over the years.

2099
01:44:44,440 --> 01:44:47,876
How many of them
made it professionally

2100
01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:50,190
without discipline,
commitment

2101
01:44:50,280 --> 01:44:52,510
and a really good work ethic?

2102
01:44:53,480 --> 01:44:56,677
I can tell you.
I can count it on two fingers.

2103
01:44:57,600 --> 01:44:58,635
Zero.

2104
01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:00,878
It's not gonna happen
for you, Mason.

2105
01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:02,678
The world is too competitive.

2106
01:45:02,760 --> 01:45:06,116
There are too many talented people
who are willing to work hard,

2107
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:09,112
and a butt load of morons
who are untalented

2108
01:45:09,240 --> 01:45:11,071
who are more than
willing to surpass you.

2109
01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:13,191
As a matter of fact, a lot of them
are sitting in that classroom

2110
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:14,633
out there right now, hmm?

2111
01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:15,755
You know what they're doing?

2112
01:45:15,840 --> 01:45:17,432
They're doing their assignments.

2113
01:45:17,520 --> 01:45:19,476
Which is what you're supposed
to be doing, but you're not.

2114
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:20,675
You're in here.

2115
01:45:20,760 --> 01:45:22,079
Now why is that?

2116
01:45:22,440 --> 01:45:24,237
You special, Mason?

2117
01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:26,356
No, but the things
you're talking about,

2118
01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:28,192
like work ethic or whatever,

2119
01:45:28,280 --> 01:45:29,918
I feel like I do
work pretty hard.

2120
01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:34,957
I spend the whole weekend
taking pictures a lot of times.

2121
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:38,950
You like football, Mason?

2122
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:41,352
Not really.

2123
01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:42,515
Yeah, I know you don't.

2124
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:44,591
That's why I've just assigned you

2125
01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:47,672
to shoot the football
game tonight. Okay?

2126
01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:49,910
It starts at 7:30,
I want you to get there early,

2127
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:52,992
I want you to shoot a full card,
300 images, I want them downloaded,

2128
01:45:53,080 --> 01:45:56,595
I want them sorted, and I want to
see them very first thing Monday.

2129
01:45:58,000 --> 01:45:59,513
You want to know
why I'm doing this?

2130
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:01,789
I guess.

2131
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:03,598
Who do you want
to be, Mason?

2132
01:46:03,880 --> 01:46:05,518
What do you want to do?

2133
01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:08,512
I want to take pictures.
Make art.

2134
01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:11,436
Any dipshit can
take pictures, Mason.

2135
01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:14,754
Art, that's special.

2136
01:46:15,120 --> 01:46:17,315
What can you bring to it
that nobody else can?

2137
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:21,392
That's what I'm trying to find out.

2138
01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:23,597
Try harder.

2139
01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:27,559
Maybe in 20 years you can call old
Mr. Turlington and you can say,

2140
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:29,392
"Thank you, sir,

2141
01:46:29,480 --> 01:46:32,278
"for that terrific darkroom chat
we had that day. "

2142
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:37,268
Get back to class
and do your work.

2143
01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:52,673
Hey, man, you're walkin'
a little funny.

2144
01:46:52,800 --> 01:46:54,392
Fuck you.

2145
01:46:54,480 --> 01:46:58,473
I'm just saying, you guys were
in there for a long time.

2146
01:46:59,440 --> 01:47:02,000
Just hope he bought
you dinner first.

2147
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:19,353
Mason! Honey,
come down for dinner.

2148
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:25,471
Samantha! You didn't post these
pictures and their descriptions?

2149
01:47:25,560 --> 01:47:27,710
Come on. This auction is gonna
end on Sunday, honey.

2150
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:29,756
You've gotta get those posted.

2151
01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:31,677
Why are we even doing this?

2152
01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:33,557
It's like an online junk shop.

2153
01:47:33,640 --> 01:47:34,868
I thought you had a good job.

2154
01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:37,394
I do. We're what
you call house poor.

2155
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:39,349
Everyone's got
to do their part.

2156
01:47:39,440 --> 01:47:40,509
Your brother took
the pictures.

2157
01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,593
You have to help.

2158
01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:43,954
Who even buys this shit?

2159
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:46,474
Hey. Sam, watch your mouth,
all right?

2160
01:47:46,560 --> 01:47:48,118
Don't disrespect your mother.

2161
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:49,713
You like a roof over your head,
don't you?

2162
01:47:50,080 --> 01:47:51,593
Yeah, and you like
having electricity

2163
01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:53,079
so that you can charge
your cell phone?

2164
01:47:54,320 --> 01:47:56,629
I'm not even gonna
be here next year.

2165
01:47:57,040 --> 01:47:59,713
I'm a senior.
I should be having fun.

2166
01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:20,389
Nice nails.

2167
01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:24,239
Yeah, some girl did
that in sixth period.

2168
01:48:25,480 --> 01:48:27,789
You planning on keeping them?

2169
01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:30,030
Until it comes off, I guess.

2170
01:48:32,280 --> 01:48:36,193
Last summer it was the earrings,
and now the nails.

2171
01:48:36,320 --> 01:48:39,232
You got a purse
to go with all that?

2172
01:48:39,320 --> 01:48:42,596
A lot of guys do that.
He's just trying to be cool.

2173
01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:48,991
When I was in high school,
having a job,

2174
01:48:49,520 --> 01:48:53,752
being responsible, being able
to afford a car, that was cool.

2175
01:48:54,600 --> 01:48:55,749
Mason, honey,

2176
01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:58,599
why don't you get you and
your sister some water.

2177
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:34,919
Hey, man, Turlington says to cut
the artsy crap and shoot the game.

2178
01:49:35,000 --> 01:49:37,230
So take your lens
and point it that way.

2179
01:49:37,320 --> 01:49:38,309
Jesus Christ.

2180
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:40,595
Also, we got a ride.

2181
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:42,113
McCormick's gonna
take us to the party.

2182
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:43,918
We're gonna head out
after the game.

2183
01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:45,069
You're goin', okay?

2184
01:49:45,160 --> 01:49:46,149
Okay.

2185
01:49:46,240 --> 01:49:47,878
Shoot the game.

2186
01:50:20,480 --> 01:50:24,917
First one! What was that?
What was that? What is up?

2187
01:50:41,120 --> 01:50:42,792
Hey, what's up?
Hey.

2188
01:50:42,880 --> 01:50:44,029
How's it goin'?

2189
01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:45,439
Pretty good.

2190
01:50:45,520 --> 01:50:46,999
How long have you been here?

2191
01:50:47,520 --> 01:50:48,953
I don't know.
A while, I guess.

2192
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:50,359
A while?

2193
01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:57,471
I just feel like there are so many
things that I could be doing

2194
01:50:57,560 --> 01:51:00,313
and probably want to be doing
that I'm just not.

2195
01:51:00,400 --> 01:51:01,435
Why aren't you?

2196
01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:06,473
I mean, I guess it's just being afraid
of what people would think.

2197
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:08,357
You know, judgment.
Yeah.

2198
01:51:08,640 --> 01:51:10,437
I guess it's really easy to say like,

2199
01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:12,078
"I don't care what anyone else thinks,"

2200
01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:14,316
but everyone does, you know?
Exactly.

2201
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:15,753
Deep down.

2202
01:51:16,160 --> 01:51:19,835
I find myself so furious at all these
people that I'm in contact with

2203
01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:22,514
just for controlling me
or whatever,

2204
01:51:22,600 --> 01:51:25,751
but, you know, they're not even
aware they're doing it.

2205
01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:27,599
Yeah.

2206
01:51:29,160 --> 01:51:33,073
So, in this perfect world,
where no one's controlling you,

2207
01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:35,549
what's different?
What changes?

2208
01:51:36,520 --> 01:51:37,555
Everything.

2209
01:51:37,640 --> 01:51:40,712
I mean, I just wanna be
able to do anything I want,

2210
01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:42,279
because it makes me feel alive.

2211
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:46,390
As opposed to giving me
the appearance of normality.

2212
01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:48,831
Whatever that means.

2213
01:51:49,640 --> 01:51:52,074
I don't think it means much.

2214
01:51:54,080 --> 01:51:56,275
You're kinda weird,
you know that?

2215
01:51:56,760 --> 01:51:57,795
Yeah?

2216
01:51:59,880 --> 01:52:01,029
Is that a compliment?

2217
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:04,078
I don't know.
Do you wanna be weird?

2218
01:52:04,760 --> 01:52:08,833
I mean, I don't want to like scare kids
at the park, or anything like that.

2219
01:52:10,880 --> 01:52:12,154
I really like talking with you.

2220
01:52:12,960 --> 01:52:15,872
I don't usually even try
to vocalize my thoughts

2221
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:17,359
or feelings or anything.

2222
01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:21,351
I don't know, it never sounds right.
Words are stupid.

2223
01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:25,589
So, why are you
trying with me?

2224
01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:28,315
I don't know.
I guess I feel comfortable.

2225
01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:31,198
I'm glad.

2226
01:52:35,320 --> 01:52:37,072
Hey, Jim.

2227
01:52:37,160 --> 01:52:38,354
I'm sorry I'm so late.

2228
01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:41,595
What time are you
supposed to be home?

2229
01:52:42,760 --> 01:52:44,830
I don't know.
A while ago.

2230
01:52:45,760 --> 01:52:49,514
While ago like, 30 minutes ago,
an hour ago?

2231
01:52:50,480 --> 01:52:52,471
'Cause truthfully
nobody even knew

2232
01:52:52,560 --> 01:52:54,152
where you were until
your sister told us.

2233
01:52:54,240 --> 01:52:55,912
She's been home for a while.

2234
01:52:57,200 --> 01:52:58,519
I'm sorry.

2235
01:52:59,000 --> 01:53:01,958
Yeah, been hearin'
a lot of that lately.

2236
01:53:03,320 --> 01:53:06,232
See, but you don't
actually care.

2237
01:53:06,320 --> 01:53:10,154
You just kinda come
and go as you please,

2238
01:53:10,920 --> 01:53:12,751
and you don't care
if your mom's upset,

2239
01:53:12,840 --> 01:53:15,115
or what time you
gotta be home.

2240
01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:16,918
Is that what's up?

2241
01:53:18,080 --> 01:53:19,195
I don't know what to tell you.

2242
01:53:19,360 --> 01:53:20,952
Stop mumbling!

2243
01:53:21,040 --> 01:53:22,792
You know, speak up!

2244
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:25,430
I can't understand a word
comin' out of your mouth.

2245
01:53:25,520 --> 01:53:27,476
It's just like...

2246
01:53:27,560 --> 01:53:29,471
And I ask you questions
and you just...

2247
01:53:29,560 --> 01:53:32,120
Can I just have one day where
everyone isn't all over my ass?

2248
01:53:35,040 --> 01:53:36,871
I'm up your ass?

2249
01:53:38,600 --> 01:53:40,636
This is my house.
All right?

2250
01:53:40,720 --> 01:53:42,472
If you wanna live
in my house,

2251
01:53:42,560 --> 01:53:44,869
then you get home when you say
you're gonna be home.

2252
01:53:44,960 --> 01:53:46,439
You know, Jim,
you're not my dad.

2253
01:53:46,560 --> 01:53:48,232
No, I'm not your dad.

2254
01:53:48,320 --> 01:53:51,437
You know how I know that?
'Cause I'm actually here.

2255
01:53:51,560 --> 01:53:53,755
I'm the guy with the job,
payin' the bills,

2256
01:53:54,080 --> 01:53:57,755
takin' care of you, your mom,
your sister, huh? Huh?

2257
01:53:59,080 --> 01:54:00,559
I'm that guy!

2258
01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:25,072
Morning.
Morning.

2259
01:54:26,360 --> 01:54:30,194
Hey. Which one of you guys used the
downstairs bathroom last night?

2260
01:54:30,920 --> 01:54:33,115
I don't know.
I didn't.

2261
01:54:33,280 --> 01:54:34,952
That tall guy,
what's his name?

2262
01:54:36,400 --> 01:54:37,628
Phillip?

2263
01:54:37,720 --> 01:54:41,190
Yeah, Phillip. He did it.
Can Phillip read?

2264
01:54:41,280 --> 01:54:42,315
You know, there's
a big sign on the door.

2265
01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:44,038
It says, "Do not use this bathroom,
it's broken. "

2266
01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:46,270
I mean,
how difficult is that?

2267
01:54:47,160 --> 01:54:49,116
I don't know.
I'm sorry.

2268
01:54:54,360 --> 01:54:55,952
I think I'm gonna put the
house on the market.

2269
01:54:57,400 --> 01:54:58,674
Why?

2270
01:54:58,760 --> 01:55:00,239
This house is too big for us.

2271
01:55:00,320 --> 01:55:01,878
You're going to
school eventually.

2272
01:55:01,960 --> 01:55:03,996
It's too expensive.
I'm done.

2273
01:55:04,720 --> 01:55:06,597
Why did you even buy it
in the first place then?

2274
01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:11,235
Because I really enjoy
making poor life decisions,

2275
01:55:11,320 --> 01:55:13,788
keeping us on
the brink of poverty.

2276
01:55:14,760 --> 01:55:18,116
I've spent the first half of my life
acquiring all this crap,

2277
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:19,918
and now I'm gonna spend
the second half of my life

2278
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:21,592
getting rid of all this stuff.

2279
01:55:21,680 --> 01:55:23,875
Really?
Like what?

2280
01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:26,599
Well, I got rid of
a couple husbands,

2281
01:55:26,680 --> 01:55:27,999
now I'm gonna get rid
of a mortgage,

2282
01:55:28,080 --> 01:55:31,390
some maintenance,
the tchotchskes,

2283
01:55:31,480 --> 01:55:35,234
the homeowner's insurance,
the property tax, the plumbing.

2284
01:55:38,160 --> 01:55:39,479
You know what?
From now on,

2285
01:55:39,560 --> 01:55:41,516
I am gonna be Mommy Monk.

2286
01:55:42,200 --> 01:55:44,191
Simple.
Celibate.

2287
01:55:44,400 --> 01:55:46,197
Don't be gross, Mom.

2288
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:49,675
Fine.

2289
01:55:50,120 --> 01:55:52,270
I'll be a poor whore
with a big house.

2290
01:55:53,480 --> 01:55:54,799
Is that better?
Hmm?

2291
01:55:55,560 --> 01:55:57,073
Okay.

2292
01:56:01,880 --> 01:56:05,634
Mason, please, don't leave me
that dirty dish to wash.

2293
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:08,194
I do dishes all day.

2294
01:56:08,720 --> 01:56:11,109
Oh, great! Honey,
then you're a professional.

2295
01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:14,158
Come on, you could do one or two
more for your poor old mom.

2296
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:15,389
Okay.

2297
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:17,831
Thank you.

2298
01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:41,873
You want one?

2299
01:56:42,000 --> 01:56:43,228
Oh, God!

2300
01:56:43,320 --> 01:56:44,469
She didn't even touch them,
seriously.

2301
01:56:44,600 --> 01:56:45,953
I watched her the whole time.

2302
01:56:46,160 --> 01:56:48,913
I bet you did watch her,
you little pervert.

2303
01:56:51,440 --> 01:56:53,954
It's like we're on a date.

2304
01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:55,758
Cheers.

2305
01:56:56,760 --> 01:56:58,432
It's a night of romance.

2306
01:56:59,000 --> 01:57:01,070
Yeah, except I'm not
gonna kiss you.

2307
01:57:02,640 --> 01:57:04,790
I will blow you, though.

2308
01:57:13,040 --> 01:57:15,679
Mason! We are in
the weeds out here!

2309
01:57:15,760 --> 01:57:17,113
I'm goin' as fast as I can.

2310
01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:19,396
Oh, then I must be
confused then,

2311
01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:21,232
'cause I just saw you
chattin' it up with April,

2312
01:57:21,320 --> 01:57:23,038
when I got a salad bar
that needs a refill,

2313
01:57:23,120 --> 01:57:25,588
I got a six-top,
two four-tops I can't use

2314
01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:26,954
because they haven't
been bussed!

2315
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:29,356
Enrique is not here.
I'm tryin'.

2316
01:57:29,800 --> 01:57:32,189
Well, while you're tryin',
we're dyin'!

2317
01:57:32,280 --> 01:57:34,077
What am I supposed
to tell my customers?

2318
01:57:34,160 --> 01:57:37,038
"Oh, I'm sorry that your table's
got dirty plates on it,

2319
01:57:37,120 --> 01:57:38,633
"but Mason's trying.

2320
01:57:39,320 --> 01:57:40,753
"At least that's
what he told me.

2321
01:57:40,840 --> 01:57:43,638
"After he was flirtin' with April
and eatin' your leftover shrimp. "

2322
01:57:44,480 --> 01:57:46,869
Now it is a challenge
out there today, I know,

2323
01:57:47,640 --> 01:57:49,517
but I wanna share
something with you.

2324
01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:52,197
I got you pegged
for fry cook this summer,

2325
01:57:52,280 --> 01:57:54,111
and that's a lot
more responsibility.

2326
01:57:54,520 --> 01:57:57,432
It's also more money.
How's that sound?

2327
01:57:58,480 --> 01:57:59,515
Good.

2328
01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:02,237
I know you can
handle that money,

2329
01:58:02,320 --> 01:58:04,709
but can you take
the responsibility?

2330
01:58:04,920 --> 01:58:07,673
I think you can,
because I believe in you.

2331
01:58:07,760 --> 01:58:08,829
But I need you on the floor.

2332
01:58:09,160 --> 01:58:11,071
Now leave the dishes.
Giddy up.

2333
01:58:11,800 --> 01:58:14,155
All right, come on!
Don't let me down!

2334
01:58:18,320 --> 01:58:21,551
Well, so it's runnin' okay?
That alternator's not messin' up anymore?

2335
01:58:22,080 --> 01:58:23,991
No, it's fine.
It's up for the trip.

2336
01:58:24,600 --> 01:58:25,828
Good.

2337
01:58:26,840 --> 01:58:29,434
Are you gonna see your sister
when you guys are in Austin?

2338
01:58:29,520 --> 01:58:31,750
Yeah, she said I can stay at her dorm,
which is cool.

2339
01:58:31,840 --> 01:58:34,195
And I guess her roommate's out
of town, so it's no big deal.

2340
01:58:35,120 --> 01:58:36,633
All right.
Did you apply there yet?

2341
01:58:36,720 --> 01:58:38,312
Did you get that
application in to UT?

2342
01:58:38,400 --> 01:58:41,153
Not yet, but Sheena's
pretty much in, though.

2343
01:58:41,240 --> 01:58:43,231
Right. Well, if you know that's
where you wanna go,

2344
01:58:43,320 --> 01:58:45,993
you should probably do that early
acceptance thing, you know?

2345
01:58:46,080 --> 01:58:48,514
Seriously, let 'em know you're a
man who knows what he wants.

2346
01:58:48,680 --> 01:58:49,635
Yeah.

2347
01:58:49,720 --> 01:58:53,030
A little bit of decisiveness goes
a long way in this life, all right?

2348
01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:54,554
Yeah.
Great.

2349
01:58:54,640 --> 01:58:56,517
And what about work?
How's that goin'?

2350
01:58:57,680 --> 01:58:59,193
Uh, I don't know.
It's all right.

2351
01:58:59,280 --> 01:59:01,157
Today kind of sucked.
This guy didn't show up.

2352
01:59:02,200 --> 01:59:04,953
But it's definitely an interesting
perspective on the world.

2353
01:59:05,320 --> 01:59:06,878
People are slobs.

2354
01:59:08,600 --> 01:59:10,909
Well, when people ask me about you,
I say to them,

2355
01:59:11,000 --> 01:59:12,319
"Mason, he's doing great.

2356
01:59:12,400 --> 01:59:15,358
"He's got a job,
he's really cleanin' up. "

2357
01:59:16,200 --> 01:59:19,351
All right, say hi to Annie
and Cooper, will you?

2358
01:59:20,120 --> 01:59:22,315
Say hi to your big brother.
"Hey, big brother. "

2359
01:59:22,400 --> 01:59:24,356
Hey, Annie.
Hey, kiddo.

2360
01:59:24,440 --> 01:59:25,634
Can you say bye-bye?

2361
01:59:25,760 --> 01:59:27,432
Bye-bye!

2362
01:59:27,920 --> 01:59:29,399
We'll see you soon.

2363
01:59:30,240 --> 01:59:32,470
All right. Well, be careful when
you're driving, all right?

2364
01:59:32,600 --> 01:59:36,036
Don't be texting, don't be doing
any of that. All right, just...

2365
01:59:36,120 --> 01:59:40,591
You're Obi-Wan.
You're centered, patient. Right?

2366
01:59:40,680 --> 01:59:42,830
You watch three cars ahead,
two behind.

2367
01:59:42,920 --> 01:59:45,354
Takes two bad drivers
to have an accident, okay?

2368
01:59:45,440 --> 01:59:46,429
Okay.

2369
01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:50,349
Listen, tell your sister to pick up her
phone or call me back or something.

2370
01:59:50,440 --> 01:59:51,873
Okay.
All right, buddy.

2371
01:59:51,960 --> 01:59:54,110
You have a good one.
Bye, Dad.

2372
01:59:56,520 --> 01:59:58,351
Hey, honey, take this
to your sister.

2373
01:59:58,440 --> 01:59:59,919
Throw it in the truck, okay?

2374
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:01,752
Okay, I will.

2375
02:00:02,440 --> 02:00:03,839
So where is Sheena staying?

2376
02:00:04,040 --> 02:00:05,314
At her friend Emily's.

2377
02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:07,319
Is Emily a real person?

2378
02:00:07,400 --> 02:00:08,674
Yeah.

2379
02:00:08,760 --> 02:00:11,752
Yeah, she's a sophomore.
She has an apartment.

2380
02:00:14,120 --> 02:00:15,951
Okay, this is in case
of emergency.

2381
02:00:16,040 --> 02:00:17,712
Don't spend it,
I want it back.

2382
02:00:17,800 --> 02:00:19,631
Okay.
Thanks.

2383
02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:22,388
Did you do your homework?

2384
02:00:22,680 --> 02:00:24,875
Most of it, but I can
finish tomorrow night.

2385
02:00:25,840 --> 02:00:28,513
Honey, 11 th grade is really important
for college. Don't blow it.

2386
02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:32,036
I know, I know. I mean,
we're going to UT and everything.

2387
02:00:32,160 --> 02:00:33,479
Oh, don't you want me to come?

2388
02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:36,597
"Come on, Sheena, road trip with Mom!"
I'll pay for gas.

2389
02:00:36,680 --> 02:00:37,795
Fine.

2390
02:00:38,560 --> 02:00:40,596
Just kidding.
I have work.

2391
02:00:43,040 --> 02:00:44,314
Call me when you get there.

2392
02:00:44,400 --> 02:00:45,594
I will.

2393
02:00:47,600 --> 02:00:49,238
Have fun!

2394
02:00:57,800 --> 02:00:59,518
That sounds to me
like just another

2395
02:00:59,600 --> 02:01:01,955
extreme Mason
view of everything.

2396
02:01:02,120 --> 02:01:04,475
Not at all!
I finally figured it out.

2397
02:01:04,560 --> 02:01:07,393
It's like when they realized it
was gonna be too expensive

2398
02:01:07,480 --> 02:01:11,359
to actually build
cyborgs and robots.

2399
02:01:12,040 --> 02:01:13,598
I mean, the costs of
that were impossible.

2400
02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:15,432
They decided to just let humans

2401
02:01:15,520 --> 02:01:17,590
turn themselves into robots.

2402
02:01:17,680 --> 02:01:19,272
That's what's
going on right now.

2403
02:01:19,360 --> 02:01:20,475
Oh, right now?

2404
02:01:20,560 --> 02:01:21,549
Yeah!
I mean, why not?

2405
02:01:21,640 --> 02:01:26,031
They're billions of us just laying around,
not really doing anything.

2406
02:01:27,360 --> 02:01:28,759
We don't cost anything.

2407
02:01:28,840 --> 02:01:33,516
We're even pretty good at self-maintenance
and reproducing constantly.

2408
02:01:34,120 --> 02:01:38,830
And as it turns out, we're already
biologically programmed

2409
02:01:38,920 --> 02:01:40,717
for our little cyborg upgrades.

2410
02:01:40,800 --> 02:01:42,438
How?
Seriously.

2411
02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:44,954
I read this thing the
other day about how...

2412
02:01:45,040 --> 02:01:47,759
When you hear that
ding on your inbox,

2413
02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:50,559
you get like a dopamine
rush in your brain.

2414
02:01:50,640 --> 02:01:52,312
It's like we're being
chemically rewarded

2415
02:01:52,400 --> 02:01:54,914
for allowing ourselves
to be brainwashed.

2416
02:01:55,440 --> 02:01:58,796
How evil is that?
We're fucked.

2417
02:01:59,040 --> 02:02:01,998
So you deleting your Facebook
page is gonna change all that?

2418
02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:06,312
Remember when Trevor deleted
his Facebook page last year

2419
02:02:06,400 --> 02:02:08,277
and everyone just hated him?

2420
02:02:08,360 --> 02:02:09,679
You made more fun
of him than anyone.

2421
02:02:09,800 --> 02:02:11,597
I still make fun
of Trevor though.

2422
02:02:13,240 --> 02:02:16,391
It was like he was so pathetically
desperate for attention.

2423
02:02:16,640 --> 02:02:18,119
Or to be different,
or something.

2424
02:02:18,200 --> 02:02:21,590
That's just 'cause they did that lame
story about it in the school paper.

2425
02:02:21,920 --> 02:02:23,592
And then he had to make
a big announcement about it

2426
02:02:23,680 --> 02:02:25,238
when he came back a month later.

2427
02:02:25,320 --> 02:02:27,436
That's the thing, though,
I'm not doing it for attention.

2428
02:02:27,520 --> 02:02:30,830
I just wanna try and not live
my life through a screen.

2429
02:02:30,920 --> 02:02:34,833
I want some kind of
actual interaction.

2430
02:02:34,920 --> 02:02:38,469
A real person, not just
the profile they put up.

2431
02:02:39,200 --> 02:02:41,236
Oh, I'm sorry.
Were you saying something?

2432
02:02:41,440 --> 02:02:43,078
Yeah, okay,
I know you're joking.

2433
02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:44,309
But, I mean, it's kind of true.

2434
02:02:44,400 --> 02:02:47,358
You have been, you know,
checking your phone this whole time,

2435
02:02:47,440 --> 02:02:48,839
so, what're you really doing?

2436
02:02:49,120 --> 02:02:52,192
You don't care what your friends
are up to on a Saturday afternoon,

2437
02:02:52,280 --> 02:02:57,912
but you're also obviously not fully
experiencing my profound bitching.

2438
02:02:58,000 --> 02:03:02,516
So, yeah, it's like everyone's just
stuck in like an in-between state.

2439
02:03:02,600 --> 02:03:04,750
Not really experiencing anything.

2440
02:03:04,840 --> 02:03:07,070
It's not an experience,
it's just information.

2441
02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:10,030
Look.
For example,

2442
02:03:10,120 --> 02:03:12,588
I just got the address of the club
where we're meeting them later,

2443
02:03:12,800 --> 02:03:16,110
so we won't be wandering the streets
of Austin lost for an hour tonight.

2444
02:03:16,240 --> 02:03:18,231
Thank you very much, Facebook.

2445
02:03:18,320 --> 02:03:19,992
And then I just texted
my mom back.

2446
02:03:20,120 --> 02:03:22,509
Oh, that's groundbreaking.

2447
02:03:22,600 --> 02:03:25,160
She hasn't seen you in,
like, 55 minutes?

2448
02:03:26,960 --> 02:03:27,949
Oh...

2449
02:03:28,160 --> 02:03:30,355
Oh, my God,
most importantly,

2450
02:03:30,440 --> 02:03:33,352
Meg's family just got
a miniature pet pig.

2451
02:03:37,240 --> 02:03:41,472
Okay, you're right.
That is a really cute, tiny pig.

2452
02:03:41,600 --> 02:03:43,352
Our lives can go on.

2453
02:03:44,440 --> 02:03:45,873
I want one.

2454
02:03:50,880 --> 02:03:52,711
Nice shot.

2455
02:03:52,800 --> 02:03:55,268
Yeah, just give the lady
at the front y'all's IDs

2456
02:03:55,360 --> 02:03:57,396
and, uh, she should let you in.

2457
02:03:57,880 --> 02:04:00,110
It's Room 206, right?
Awesome. Mmm.

2458
02:04:00,840 --> 02:04:02,910
It's not weird that we're
staying there, is it?

2459
02:04:03,000 --> 02:04:04,752
No, it's fine.
Have fun.

2460
02:04:04,840 --> 02:04:06,193
Thank you.

2461
02:04:06,560 --> 02:04:08,391
How long have you
guys been dating?

2462
02:04:08,520 --> 02:04:10,238
About three months.

2463
02:04:11,040 --> 02:04:14,635
Yeah, we met at a party
and it's been chill.

2464
02:04:15,080 --> 02:04:17,116
Yeah, he seems cool.
Yeah, he is.

2465
02:04:17,880 --> 02:04:19,871
- Does he go to UT, too? Cool.
- Yeah.

2466
02:04:20,120 --> 02:04:21,394
What does he study?

2467
02:04:21,480 --> 02:04:26,918
He's studying history and Italian,
I think, his minor, yeah.

2468
02:04:27,000 --> 02:04:28,956
Does he wanna teach Italian?

2469
02:04:29,360 --> 02:04:31,191
I think he's still
figuring stuff out.

2470
02:04:31,280 --> 02:04:32,395
Yeah.
He'll figure it out.

2471
02:04:32,480 --> 02:04:35,074
He's smart.
Smart, yeah.

2472
02:04:35,280 --> 02:04:37,350
So, where are you thinking about
living when you come here?

2473
02:04:37,440 --> 02:04:39,192
Um, I'm not really sure yet.

2474
02:04:39,280 --> 02:04:42,158
We're gonna look at
apartments tomorrow.

2475
02:04:42,240 --> 02:04:43,389
Um...

2476
02:04:43,600 --> 02:04:46,717
But I know my parents sort of were
expecting me to live in a dorm.

2477
02:04:47,160 --> 02:04:49,230
But I'm paying my
way through college,

2478
02:04:49,320 --> 02:04:51,629
so it doesn't really
matter that much.

2479
02:04:51,720 --> 02:04:54,632
You don't have to listen to your
parents after you turn 18.

2480
02:04:54,720 --> 02:04:57,632
Especially if they're not
helping you financially.

2481
02:04:57,760 --> 02:04:59,591
That's what I figured.

2482
02:04:59,720 --> 02:05:02,188
But living in a dorm isn't so bad.
Yeah?

2483
02:05:02,280 --> 02:05:03,998
I mean, especially
if it's a coed dorm.

2484
02:05:04,080 --> 02:05:05,069
Yeah.

2485
02:05:05,160 --> 02:05:09,358
I mean, I've never been around
so many cute guys at once.

2486
02:05:09,680 --> 02:05:11,910
Like, college is really fun.

2487
02:05:13,600 --> 02:05:15,750
I'm excited.
It's great, yeah.

2488
02:05:29,480 --> 02:05:30,469
Oh.

2489
02:06:28,440 --> 02:06:32,035
The last death at the Hoover
Dam construction site

2490
02:06:32,120 --> 02:06:35,396
was his son,
Patrick Tierney,

2491
02:06:35,480 --> 02:06:40,031
who died on
December 20th, 1935,

2492
02:06:40,520 --> 02:06:42,511
exactly 13 years to the day.

2493
02:06:43,760 --> 02:06:46,149
See those sorority
girls over there?

2494
02:06:48,400 --> 02:06:49,992
I've just decided,

2495
02:06:50,120 --> 02:06:52,509
if you delete your Facebook page,
I'm pledging.

2496
02:06:53,960 --> 02:06:56,554
Yeah, in just a few
years that's you,

2497
02:06:57,080 --> 02:06:58,559
and that's gonna be me.

2498
02:06:58,640 --> 02:07:02,394
...inlaid into the terrazzo floors
was a star map,

2499
02:07:02,520 --> 02:07:07,230
a celestial map of heavenly bodies
so accurately displayed

2500
02:07:07,320 --> 02:07:10,437
that one could chart the
procession of the pole star

2501
02:07:10,560 --> 02:07:14,109
14,000 years into the future,
such that future generations upon...

2502
02:07:14,200 --> 02:07:15,599
I wonder what his deal is.

2503
02:07:15,680 --> 02:07:17,955
I mean, he obviously
has money to eat here.

2504
02:07:18,320 --> 02:07:22,438
He just said. He's a UT professor,
tenure and everything.

2505
02:07:24,400 --> 02:07:26,516
Look at all these people.

2506
02:07:26,680 --> 02:07:28,989
What're they even doing here
at 3:00 in the morning?

2507
02:07:29,240 --> 02:07:31,800
What are we even doing here
at 3:00 in the morning?

2508
02:07:32,080 --> 02:07:33,559
We know what
we're doing here.

2509
02:07:33,680 --> 02:07:35,830
Queso.
We have a purpose.

2510
02:07:36,360 --> 02:07:39,796
Hell, yeah.

2511
02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:43,276
You know, by next summer,
this'll just be our lives.

2512
02:07:43,560 --> 02:07:44,834
Mmm.

2513
02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:50,799
Staying out all night, going to shows,
whatever we want.

2514
02:07:51,600 --> 02:07:53,158
We ever gonna go to class?

2515
02:07:54,640 --> 02:07:55,675
Sometimes.

2516
02:07:55,960 --> 02:07:58,952
When it feels right.
When the inspiration hits.

2517
02:07:59,320 --> 02:08:00,673
Only then.

2518
02:08:02,320 --> 02:08:03,389
Anything else?

2519
02:08:03,480 --> 02:08:05,789
Uh, more queso?
Yeah.

2520
02:08:12,960 --> 02:08:14,439
Jesus.

2521
02:08:15,040 --> 02:08:16,439
What?

2522
02:08:16,600 --> 02:08:19,114
I don't know, doesn't it all seem
a little overwhelming?

2523
02:08:19,200 --> 02:08:21,111
I mean, college?

2524
02:08:22,280 --> 02:08:25,511
I mean, I like the idea
of being away from home

2525
02:08:25,600 --> 02:08:27,955
and gaining skills and getting
better at photography.

2526
02:08:28,040 --> 02:08:29,314
I just...

2527
02:08:29,400 --> 02:08:30,719
I don't know,
I'm not counting on it

2528
02:08:30,800 --> 02:08:33,872
being some big,
transformative experience.

2529
02:08:33,960 --> 02:08:35,951
I don't think it's that
transformative.

2530
02:08:36,040 --> 02:08:37,996
I just see it
as the next step.

2531
02:08:38,080 --> 02:08:39,718
But it's like a preordained slot

2532
02:08:39,800 --> 02:08:42,951
that's already got your
name and number on it.

2533
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:45,591
I don't think it's the
key to my future.

2534
02:08:46,120 --> 02:08:47,519
'Cause, I mean,
look at my mom.

2535
02:08:47,600 --> 02:08:50,797
She got her degree and
got a pretty good job.

2536
02:08:51,200 --> 02:08:52,394
She can pay her bills.

2537
02:08:52,480 --> 02:08:54,232
I like your mom.

2538
02:08:54,560 --> 02:08:57,074
I like my mom, too.
I just mean...

2539
02:08:57,560 --> 02:09:00,472
Basically she's still just as fuckin'
confused as I am.

2540
02:09:01,840 --> 02:09:04,274
Thank you.
Thanks.

2541
02:10:15,080 --> 02:10:17,036
Hello?
Hey.

2542
02:10:17,400 --> 02:10:18,435
Um...

2543
02:10:18,520 --> 02:10:21,830
Did Sam tell you we
were gonna stay here?

2544
02:10:22,800 --> 02:10:24,631
No.

2545
02:10:24,720 --> 02:10:25,914
Sorry.
Um...

2546
02:10:27,440 --> 02:10:30,796
She said you were out of
town for the weekend.

2547
02:10:30,880 --> 02:10:33,474
Yeah, I was.
I just got back.

2548
02:10:33,920 --> 02:10:35,876
Are you her brother?

2549
02:10:36,280 --> 02:10:38,794
Yeah, I'm Mason.

2550
02:10:38,880 --> 02:10:40,393
Um, this is Sheena.

2551
02:10:42,160 --> 02:10:44,594
Hello.
Uh, great.

2552
02:10:45,920 --> 02:10:48,912
All right. I'm gonna leave
my stuff here, if it's okay,

2553
02:10:49,000 --> 02:10:50,718
and get something to eat.

2554
02:10:50,840 --> 02:10:53,149
I'll just come back
in a little bit?

2555
02:10:53,280 --> 02:10:56,477
Yeah, yeah, we have to
get out of here soon anyway.

2556
02:10:57,920 --> 02:10:59,672
All right.
It's nice meeting you.

2557
02:10:59,760 --> 02:11:01,955
Yeah. You, too.
Sorry!

2558
02:11:09,120 --> 02:11:11,315
- That was so awkward.
- Mmm-hmm.

2559
02:11:34,520 --> 02:11:36,795
Mason, silver-medal winner.

2560
02:11:38,320 --> 02:11:39,389
Congratulations!

2561
02:11:39,480 --> 02:11:40,515
Thank you.

2562
02:11:40,640 --> 02:11:42,790
Heard you got a scholarship.
Yeah.

2563
02:11:42,960 --> 02:11:44,552
Yeah, every little
bit helps, you know.

2564
02:11:44,640 --> 02:11:45,959
Yeah. When you gonna
go out there?

2565
02:11:46,040 --> 02:11:47,758
End of the summer, I think.

2566
02:11:47,840 --> 02:11:51,753
Work some more before then,
try to save up some money, at least.

2567
02:11:52,120 --> 02:11:54,475
Yeah, before you have
to fend for yourself. Yeah.

2568
02:11:55,000 --> 02:11:56,399
Yeah, that's the idea.

2569
02:11:56,760 --> 02:11:58,079
Well, how are you
feeling about it?

2570
02:11:58,360 --> 02:11:59,998
Excited, you know.

2571
02:12:00,120 --> 02:12:02,315
But kind of half-excited,
half-terrified.

2572
02:12:02,480 --> 02:12:04,357
Yeah, kind of that
voluptuous panic.

2573
02:12:04,440 --> 02:12:05,998
Yeah.
Exactly.

2574
02:12:06,080 --> 02:12:08,799
Well, it's gonna be good.
It's gonna be crazy good.

2575
02:12:08,880 --> 02:12:11,394
I liked college a lot better
than high school.

2576
02:12:11,480 --> 02:12:13,550
You kinda find your people
in college, you know?

2577
02:12:13,760 --> 02:12:14,954
Exactly.

2578
02:12:15,040 --> 02:12:16,155
You'll be fine.

2579
02:12:16,280 --> 02:12:18,635
You got a good heart,
just follow your heart. Yeah?

2580
02:12:18,720 --> 02:12:20,278
Thanks.
Good luck.

2581
02:12:20,360 --> 02:12:21,998
Don't forget to floss.

2582
02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:37,236
I just don't get why you're
being so fucking childish.

2583
02:12:37,320 --> 02:12:39,072
I'm not being childish!

2584
02:12:39,160 --> 02:12:41,515
You're the one who made it into
this big thing by telling everyone!

2585
02:12:41,640 --> 02:12:42,755
I haven't told anyone.

2586
02:12:43,000 --> 02:12:44,479
So Cynthia just
magically knows

2587
02:12:44,600 --> 02:12:46,033
you're going to the prom
with this loser,

2588
02:12:46,120 --> 02:12:47,599
even though you're not
dating him anymore?

2589
02:12:47,760 --> 02:12:48,954
She's my best friend.

2590
02:12:49,040 --> 02:12:51,793
Well, your best friend
has a big fucking mouth.

2591
02:12:52,080 --> 02:12:53,433
Take it up with her, then.

2592
02:12:53,520 --> 02:12:55,670
Why don't you just tell
Miss Fuckin' Rubber Jaw

2593
02:12:55,760 --> 02:12:57,273
she can keep on talking,

2594
02:12:57,400 --> 02:12:58,913
as long as she
includes the truth,

2595
02:12:59,000 --> 02:13:01,230
which is that we wouldn't be
having this conversation

2596
02:13:01,400 --> 02:13:04,517
if your college boyfriend weren't
out of town this weekend.

2597
02:13:05,600 --> 02:13:07,079
You had already
bought the tickets.

2598
02:13:07,800 --> 02:13:09,438
It's just prom,
it's not like it matters.

2599
02:13:09,520 --> 02:13:11,033
I'm just trying to
be friends with you.

2600
02:13:11,120 --> 02:13:14,351
It's just humiliating.
I can't do that.

2601
02:13:15,560 --> 02:13:17,790
Mister I-Don't-Care- What-Anyone-Else-
Thinks-Of-Me.

2602
02:13:17,880 --> 02:13:18,949
Fuck anyone else!

2603
02:13:19,040 --> 02:13:23,352
I care what I think of me,
which isn't much right now.

2604
02:13:23,800 --> 02:13:25,756
King of the Pity Prom.

2605
02:13:27,120 --> 02:13:28,553
Fine.
We're not going.

2606
02:13:29,080 --> 02:13:30,593
Great.

2607
02:13:40,800 --> 02:13:42,472
Why are we even...

2608
02:13:45,160 --> 02:13:47,310
I mean, we both knew
this was coming.

2609
02:13:47,400 --> 02:13:49,516
I'm just the one who
did something about it.

2610
02:13:49,600 --> 02:13:51,079
Yeah, fucking some college guy.

2611
02:13:51,160 --> 02:13:52,434
Oh, fuck you!

2612
02:13:54,040 --> 02:13:55,109
I don't regret anything.

2613
02:13:55,200 --> 02:13:56,952
Of course you don't.

2614
02:13:57,040 --> 02:13:58,996
You know, it's actually
kind of a relief

2615
02:13:59,080 --> 02:14:01,548
not to have to be around someone
who's so gloomy all the time.

2616
02:14:02,440 --> 02:14:03,714
The world's not so horrible.

2617
02:14:03,800 --> 02:14:06,758
Not everything's some big
conspiracy against humanity.

2618
02:14:06,840 --> 02:14:08,432
It's great that you
can think that way.

2619
02:14:08,560 --> 02:14:13,270
You know, I'm sure dating a jock
really helps to clear the mind.

2620
02:14:14,080 --> 02:14:17,516
He's not a jock, okay? He just happens
to be on the lacrosse team.

2621
02:14:18,440 --> 02:14:20,351
We're all going to other schools
next year anyway.

2622
02:14:20,440 --> 02:14:22,670
It's not some super-serious
relationship.

2623
02:14:22,760 --> 02:14:24,910
Oh, great. I feel
so much better now.

2624
02:14:25,800 --> 02:14:27,153
We're just having fun.

2625
02:14:27,800 --> 02:14:28,994
I bet he's having fun.

2626
02:14:29,280 --> 02:14:30,474
Grow up, Mason.

2627
02:14:33,000 --> 02:14:34,752
It's not like I haven't
been with anyone else.

2628
02:14:36,560 --> 02:14:37,754
Who?

2629
02:14:38,440 --> 02:14:39,475
What do you care?

2630
02:14:40,320 --> 02:14:41,355
Who?

2631
02:14:42,000 --> 02:14:43,149
Does it matter?

2632
02:14:44,680 --> 02:14:46,079
You're the one
who brought it up.

2633
02:14:52,360 --> 02:14:54,078
This is pointless.

2634
02:14:55,080 --> 02:14:57,833
Now you're just trying
to be an asshole.

2635
02:15:02,320 --> 02:15:04,914
Holy crap, I would rather
have my balls clawed off

2636
02:15:05,000 --> 02:15:07,230
than ever sit through anything
like that ever again.

2637
02:15:08,240 --> 02:15:10,800
Well, you never, ever have to.

2638
02:15:10,880 --> 02:15:12,757
Oh, my God, thank you.

2639
02:15:12,840 --> 02:15:14,831
Give me that.
Dude, it's all you.

2640
02:15:15,080 --> 02:15:16,718
Drink up.

2641
02:15:19,240 --> 02:15:20,673
So you coming out with
me tonight, brother?

2642
02:15:20,800 --> 02:15:22,279
Should be some pretty
awesome stuff happening.

2643
02:15:22,360 --> 02:15:25,716
Naw, dude, I'm going to this
show with my dad in Austin.

2644
02:15:25,800 --> 02:15:27,438
His friend's playing.

2645
02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:30,756
Have fun with that, I guess.

2646
02:15:32,360 --> 02:15:36,319
Fuck, there are so many cars here.
I don't wanna go in there!

2647
02:15:36,960 --> 02:15:39,190
Dude, you will have so much fun.

2648
02:15:39,360 --> 02:15:42,796
Your family loves you!
Have a swell time.

2649
02:15:42,880 --> 02:15:45,235
Fuck you.
You're coming in with me.

2650
02:15:45,400 --> 02:15:47,470
Oh, no. Shit, no.
Yes.

2651
02:15:47,560 --> 02:15:49,710
Yes, you are. My mom loves you.
You have to say hi.

2652
02:15:51,880 --> 02:15:53,871
Do you want to hurt her feelings?
Mmm-mmm.

2653
02:15:54,240 --> 02:15:56,196
Well, then, let's go get 'em!

2654
02:15:56,560 --> 02:15:59,791
Just for a second.
Just a second, seriously.

2655
02:16:00,560 --> 02:16:03,472
You know, you're in sort of
enemy territory here.

2656
02:16:03,560 --> 02:16:04,549
We're aware.

2657
02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:17,191
Look who's here!

2658
02:16:19,440 --> 02:16:20,555
Hey!

2659
02:16:32,000 --> 02:16:33,353
Get a job!

2660
02:16:35,200 --> 02:16:36,269
Congratulations!

2661
02:16:36,360 --> 02:16:37,759
No, no, no! Wait.
We're gonna take pictures.

2662
02:16:37,840 --> 02:16:39,432
Put it back on.

2663
02:16:39,600 --> 02:16:40,874
Can you get a camera?

2664
02:16:40,960 --> 02:16:42,359
Congratulations, baby.

2665
02:16:42,440 --> 02:16:44,237
I don't know you,
but congratulations!

2666
02:16:45,000 --> 02:16:47,594
All right, look here.

2667
02:16:47,720 --> 02:16:49,711
Smile.
Here we go.

2668
02:16:49,800 --> 02:16:51,313
Oh, that's a good one.

2669
02:16:51,440 --> 02:16:53,795
And good. Got it.

2670
02:16:54,000 --> 02:16:56,150
We need...
Sam, where are you?

2671
02:16:56,240 --> 02:16:57,434
Samantha!
Sam.

2672
02:16:58,040 --> 02:16:59,189
And where's Mason Senior?

2673
02:16:59,280 --> 02:17:01,316
I'm feeling generous.
Come here.

2674
02:17:03,080 --> 02:17:06,868
Great.
And beautiful!

2675
02:17:06,960 --> 02:17:08,916
I'll email these to everyone.

2676
02:17:10,200 --> 02:17:12,031
Don't even start.
Don't start, don't start.

2677
02:17:22,160 --> 02:17:24,390
Can't believe you guys came all this way.
It means a lot to me.

2678
02:17:24,480 --> 02:17:25,595
Mmm...

2679
02:17:25,680 --> 02:17:28,672
We wouldn't have
missed it for anything!

2680
02:17:28,800 --> 02:17:33,078
I'm so proud of you.
Congratulations.

2681
02:17:33,480 --> 02:17:36,677
I'm really sorry that Lee couldn't be here.
He's on his senior trip.

2682
02:17:36,880 --> 02:17:38,393
No, tell him I said hi.
I will.

2683
02:17:38,520 --> 02:17:40,909
Abby, I didn't even recognize you.
How old are you now?

2684
02:17:41,080 --> 02:17:42,115
I'm 13.

2685
02:17:42,360 --> 02:17:43,588
Wow.

2686
02:17:47,160 --> 02:17:49,355
All right, let's top her off.

2687
02:17:50,080 --> 02:17:51,593
You want some, doll?

2688
02:17:51,680 --> 02:17:54,319
Um, sure, whatever.
Yeah.

2689
02:17:54,400 --> 02:17:55,628
I got you something.

2690
02:17:57,360 --> 02:17:58,429
What is it?

2691
02:17:58,520 --> 02:18:01,159
That is a savings bond.
That is worth something.

2692
02:18:01,240 --> 02:18:02,753
It's better than money.
You'd just spend that.

2693
02:18:04,800 --> 02:18:06,597
God, is that your mom?

2694
02:18:06,680 --> 02:18:08,989
Yeah. Yeah.
That's her. Wow.

2695
02:18:09,880 --> 02:18:12,599
Three-second rule.
Put it on your plate.

2696
02:18:13,200 --> 02:18:14,269
Such a good dad.
Really.

2697
02:18:14,360 --> 02:18:15,429
I know.
I'm trying to help.

2698
02:18:15,520 --> 02:18:17,397
Come here, you guys. I want to
make a little toast to Mason.

2699
02:18:19,920 --> 02:18:22,593
Now, Mason, I know you didn't
really want to have a party today,

2700
02:18:22,680 --> 02:18:24,511
but we did.

2701
02:18:24,600 --> 02:18:28,479
And you only graduate high
school once in your life.

2702
02:18:29,360 --> 02:18:32,750
So I want to celebrate you
and this next phase.

2703
02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:34,478
And you're gonna learn
so much in college,

2704
02:18:34,560 --> 02:18:35,629
you're gonna have
so much fun.

2705
02:18:35,720 --> 02:18:37,551
You're gonna have
inspiring teachers,

2706
02:18:37,640 --> 02:18:40,837
you're gonna learn more
about your art.

2707
02:18:40,920 --> 02:18:42,797
I love you, babe.
So proud of you.

2708
02:18:43,440 --> 02:18:45,908
To Mason.
To Mason!

2709
02:18:46,920 --> 02:18:47,955
To Mason.
Here, here!

2710
02:18:50,200 --> 02:18:52,111
All right, you're up, kid.

2711
02:18:52,920 --> 02:18:54,069
Oh, uh...

2712
02:18:55,000 --> 02:18:59,835
All right, uh... Well, Mason,
I'll make a toast to the future.

2713
02:19:00,160 --> 02:19:01,559
To your future.

2714
02:19:01,640 --> 02:19:03,756
You know, it's been
a little sketchy

2715
02:19:03,840 --> 02:19:05,159
this end of the school year here,

2716
02:19:05,240 --> 02:19:07,470
trying to figure out
what school to go to.

2717
02:19:07,560 --> 02:19:10,438
Mason told me that he wanted

2718
02:19:10,520 --> 02:19:12,590
to get as far away from
home as possible,

2719
02:19:12,680 --> 02:19:15,717
but still honor our agreement
that we pay in-state tuition,

2720
02:19:15,800 --> 02:19:17,233
which I do appreciate.

2721
02:19:17,320 --> 02:19:20,517
He's a prudent man and, uh,
he's gonna have a great future.

2722
02:19:20,600 --> 02:19:21,828
So here's to you, buddy.

2723
02:19:22,080 --> 02:19:23,229
To the future!

2724
02:19:23,920 --> 02:19:25,239
Congratulations!

2725
02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:31,436
Mason Junior!
High school graduate, 18 and straight!

2726
02:19:33,280 --> 02:19:36,033
Just ignore him. My brother
needs to learn to pace himself.

2727
02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:39,192
I've not known you as
long as everybody here,

2728
02:19:40,640 --> 02:19:45,760
but since I have known you,
you've grown a lot and I'm proud of you.

2729
02:19:46,480 --> 02:19:49,313
So, if this photography thing
doesn't work out,

2730
02:19:49,440 --> 02:19:50,429
you know you always got a job.

2731
02:19:50,520 --> 02:19:52,556
Lose that earring.
But...

2732
02:19:52,640 --> 02:19:54,710
Uh, you know, maybe I can get
you front of house.

2733
02:19:54,800 --> 02:19:56,279
All right.
To you, buddy!

2734
02:19:59,040 --> 02:20:00,473
Sam, say something!

2735
02:20:01,280 --> 02:20:02,759
Come on, Samantha.
Um...

2736
02:20:02,840 --> 02:20:04,512
Come on, darling.

2737
02:20:04,880 --> 02:20:06,233
Good luck.

2738
02:20:13,680 --> 02:20:14,999
Aw...

2739
02:20:15,840 --> 02:20:17,796
So you broke up
with your girlfriend?

2740
02:20:17,880 --> 02:20:19,791
Yeah, yeah, just recently.

2741
02:20:19,880 --> 02:20:21,029
What was her name?

2742
02:20:21,120 --> 02:20:23,315
Sheena.

2743
02:20:23,760 --> 02:20:25,910
She's gonna go to
college with you?

2744
02:20:26,000 --> 02:20:27,353
No.
No?

2745
02:20:27,360 --> 02:20:29,351
Hmm. She's staying in
this part of Texas.

2746
02:20:29,480 --> 02:20:30,629
Okay.

2747
02:20:30,720 --> 02:20:32,199
You need a ride to college?

2748
02:20:35,080 --> 02:20:37,435
I just wanted to say hello
before you got out of here.

2749
02:20:37,520 --> 02:20:39,590
You guys met before, haven't you?
Annie, Aunt Jen?

2750
02:20:39,680 --> 02:20:41,193
Yeah, we met at, uh...

2751
02:20:41,280 --> 02:20:42,759
Sam's graduation.
Oh, yeah.

2752
02:20:42,840 --> 02:20:44,432
And with your little one.
Where is he?

2753
02:20:44,520 --> 02:20:46,875
Oh, he's at home.

2754
02:20:47,000 --> 02:20:48,956
Remember? He was such a pain
in Sam's thing that...

2755
02:20:49,040 --> 02:20:50,917
I would love to see him.

2756
02:20:51,000 --> 02:20:53,036
We have a special weekend
this weekend, so...

2757
02:20:53,160 --> 02:20:55,310
I'm so glad you found her,
I really am.

2758
02:20:55,400 --> 02:20:57,516
You've got him at
a good time, I think.

2759
02:20:57,600 --> 02:20:59,431
I think so, too.
Yeah.

2760
02:20:59,520 --> 02:21:00,748
It's good to see you two.

2761
02:21:00,840 --> 02:21:01,955
Nice to see you, too, Jen.

2762
02:21:02,040 --> 02:21:03,393
So proud of your boy.

2763
02:21:03,480 --> 02:21:05,357
Yeah.
Yeah, we all are.

2764
02:21:08,560 --> 02:21:10,790
She's a bitch and a half.

2765
02:21:12,520 --> 02:21:13,555
You got to remember,
you're going

2766
02:21:13,640 --> 02:21:15,039
to college, though, all right?

2767
02:21:15,120 --> 02:21:18,078
And if you're anything like me
or your old man,

2768
02:21:18,160 --> 02:21:20,469
you're gonna be pulling down
some serious wool.

2769
02:21:20,560 --> 02:21:22,471
You're gonna be tapping
some masterful gap.

2770
02:21:22,560 --> 02:21:24,118
You're gonna be doing some
good work out there.

2771
02:21:24,200 --> 02:21:26,555
Think about it. Awful lot of
flowers in that bouquet.

2772
02:21:26,800 --> 02:21:28,153
But you got to do me a favor.

2773
02:21:28,240 --> 02:21:30,276
You're going to be vulnerable
this summer, all right?

2774
02:21:30,400 --> 02:21:33,392
Remember to use protection
during breakup sex.

2775
02:21:35,400 --> 02:21:37,914
This guy knows exactly
of which I speak.

2776
02:21:38,000 --> 02:21:40,560
Look what happened to him.
Voilą.

2777
02:21:40,760 --> 02:21:42,079
Steven.

2778
02:21:43,400 --> 02:21:44,913
Cheers.

2779
02:21:46,600 --> 02:21:47,715
It's not that simple.

2780
02:21:47,800 --> 02:21:50,473
Four more years.
Four more years.

2781
02:21:51,000 --> 02:21:52,638
I'm just saying.

2782
02:21:55,440 --> 02:21:57,670
Do y'all recycle?
Should I...

2783
02:21:57,760 --> 02:21:58,988
I have one started there.

2784
02:21:59,080 --> 02:22:01,310
Oh, yeah, right.
Great.

2785
02:22:05,000 --> 02:22:07,389
Am I your only
ex at this party?

2786
02:22:07,880 --> 02:22:10,758
Yes. I'm not your only
wife here, though.

2787
02:22:13,120 --> 02:22:14,348
Yeah.

2788
02:22:16,760 --> 02:22:19,911
Can you believe they're
both out of high school?

2789
02:22:20,240 --> 02:22:22,800
No.
No, I can't.

2790
02:22:25,280 --> 02:22:28,795
You did a great job with both of them,
by the way.

2791
02:22:29,280 --> 02:22:31,191
Thanks for saying that.

2792
02:22:31,840 --> 02:22:33,034
I never thought
I'd hear you say that.

2793
02:22:33,120 --> 02:22:34,314
Well, it's true.

2794
02:22:34,840 --> 02:22:36,193
Thank you.

2795
02:22:37,960 --> 02:22:39,598
You're doing it
all over again, huh?

2796
02:22:39,680 --> 02:22:41,591
I know, I know, right?

2797
02:22:42,280 --> 02:22:45,955
It's gonna be 15 years
till I have an empty nest.

2798
02:22:46,480 --> 02:22:47,469
Hmm.

2799
02:22:47,600 --> 02:22:50,956
But I'd love to pitch in,
help with this, if I could.

2800
02:22:51,080 --> 02:22:52,877
I mean, it's so great
that you did this.

2801
02:22:53,000 --> 02:22:55,070
Can I just give you a little?

2802
02:22:55,640 --> 02:22:56,868
I'd appreciate it if I could.

2803
02:22:56,960 --> 02:22:58,518
Sure.
Yeah.

2804
02:22:58,600 --> 02:23:00,079
But I don't have any cash.

2805
02:23:00,160 --> 02:23:03,596
Oh, I know, it's in Annie's purse.
I'll be right back.

2806
02:23:10,840 --> 02:23:13,593
So it sucks. I mean, the guy's
a college lacrosse player.

2807
02:23:13,680 --> 02:23:15,079
What are you gonna do?

2808
02:23:15,160 --> 02:23:17,435
She didn't even like sports.

2809
02:23:17,520 --> 02:23:18,839
You want a beer?

2810
02:23:18,920 --> 02:23:20,114
No, that's all right.

2811
02:23:20,200 --> 02:23:21,713
You can have one.
It's okay.

2812
02:23:22,200 --> 02:23:24,270
Yeah, well,
for what it's worth,

2813
02:23:24,360 --> 02:23:28,512
we've all been through the exact
same thing at one point or another.

2814
02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:31,799
It's not the same, though.
I mean, you never got to know her.

2815
02:23:31,880 --> 02:23:34,553
No, I know, I know.
It's not the same.

2816
02:23:35,240 --> 02:23:37,276
I just don't know
what I did wrong.

2817
02:23:37,360 --> 02:23:39,635
Hey, Jimmy.
Hey, man.

2818
02:23:40,840 --> 02:23:42,717
Hey.
Hey, Mason.

2819
02:23:42,840 --> 02:23:45,638
We're up here raiding the green room.
Hope that's okay.

2820
02:23:45,760 --> 02:23:46,829
That's totally cool.

2821
02:23:46,920 --> 02:23:47,909
All right.

2822
02:23:51,200 --> 02:23:53,316
Wow!
Is that MJ?

2823
02:23:53,400 --> 02:23:54,992
Uh-huh, right?

2824
02:23:55,280 --> 02:23:56,872
Unbelievable.

2825
02:23:57,680 --> 02:24:00,035
Well, we just decided to come
a little early, check you out.

2826
02:24:00,120 --> 02:24:02,509
That's cool man, let me finish up.
I'll be up in a minute.

2827
02:24:02,600 --> 02:24:05,433
All right. I guarantee you,
you didn't do anything wrong.

2828
02:24:06,000 --> 02:24:08,070
These high school love things,
they never work out.

2829
02:24:08,200 --> 02:24:09,349
Here, come here.

2830
02:24:09,440 --> 02:24:12,716
I mean, everybody's just
changing so much, you know?

2831
02:24:12,800 --> 02:24:16,315
The odds of two young people staying
on the same wavelength are...

2832
02:24:16,440 --> 02:24:19,034
Yeah, but still...
Look, and I also guarantee you

2833
02:24:19,120 --> 02:24:20,439
that every day of your life

2834
02:24:20,520 --> 02:24:22,556
that you spend crying
over some silly girl

2835
02:24:22,640 --> 02:24:25,473
is a complete waste of time.

2836
02:24:25,560 --> 02:24:27,118
She wasn't a silly girl, though.

2837
02:24:27,200 --> 02:24:29,236
I mean, she's a serious person.

2838
02:24:29,320 --> 02:24:31,151
And I really thought we were...

2839
02:24:31,240 --> 02:24:32,355
What?

2840
02:24:32,440 --> 02:24:34,396
I don't know.

2841
02:24:34,800 --> 02:24:38,588
Here's the truth.
Women are never satisfied, okay?

2842
02:24:38,720 --> 02:24:40,517
They're always looking
to potentially trade up,

2843
02:24:40,600 --> 02:24:41,999
and that's,
I'm sorry to say,

2844
02:24:42,080 --> 02:24:44,435
what I think has happened to you,
my fine-feathered friend.

2845
02:24:44,520 --> 02:24:45,999
What does that even mean?

2846
02:24:46,080 --> 02:24:49,516
It means don't hand over the controls
to your self-esteem to Sheila.

2847
02:24:49,600 --> 02:24:50,874
Sheena.
All right.

2848
02:24:50,960 --> 02:24:52,837
It means you are
responsible for you,

2849
02:24:52,920 --> 02:24:55,832
not your girlfriend, not your mom,
not me, you.

2850
02:24:55,920 --> 02:24:58,354
And if you truly take care of you,

2851
02:24:58,440 --> 02:25:01,238
you will be amazed at how
much girls like Sheena

2852
02:25:01,320 --> 02:25:03,629
start lining up
at your front door.

2853
02:25:04,280 --> 02:25:05,315
Great.

2854
02:25:05,880 --> 02:25:08,519
You just gotta separate yourself
from the pack in some way.

2855
02:25:08,600 --> 02:25:12,513
Excel at something, you know,
and then you have your pick of the litter

2856
02:25:12,640 --> 02:25:14,995
when the front-runner hussies
start sniffing around.

2857
02:25:15,080 --> 02:25:17,640
So what you're saying is
I should take up lacrosse.

2858
02:25:18,120 --> 02:25:19,553
Exactly.

2859
02:25:19,640 --> 02:25:21,471
Or you could,
you know, start a band.

2860
02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:25,468
Worked for me a long time ago.
I think it's still working for Jimmy.

2861
02:25:25,600 --> 02:25:28,160
Or you just keep
taking pictures.

2862
02:25:28,640 --> 02:25:30,995
She hated the pictures
I took of her.

2863
02:25:31,200 --> 02:25:32,872
I'm sick to death
of her, okay?

2864
02:25:32,960 --> 02:25:36,270
I only met her a few times, and yes,
she was cute, all right,

2865
02:25:36,360 --> 02:25:39,033
but truth be told, I always
thought she was a little bit...

2866
02:25:39,120 --> 02:25:41,190
You know, a little
bit too square for you.

2867
02:25:41,280 --> 02:25:43,714
You know,
not quite the same vibe.

2868
02:25:43,800 --> 02:25:44,869
You really thought that?

2869
02:25:44,960 --> 02:25:46,678
On some subtle, lower level.

2870
02:25:47,200 --> 02:25:50,510
I mean, I wasn't surprised

2871
02:25:50,600 --> 02:25:54,832
when it turned out she was interested in
some knucklehead lacrosse player, okay?

2872
02:25:54,920 --> 02:25:59,755
I mean, bottom line is, it's all timing
with these things, you know.

2873
02:26:00,240 --> 02:26:02,470
I mean, take your mom and me.

2874
02:26:02,560 --> 02:26:05,518
I think I probably
turned into the boring,

2875
02:26:05,600 --> 02:26:07,318
castrated guy she
wanted me to be

2876
02:26:07,440 --> 02:26:09,590
15, 20 years ago, you know?

2877
02:26:09,680 --> 02:26:11,910
I'm not saying she was wrong to
be pissed, I'm not.

2878
02:26:12,000 --> 02:26:13,592
I'm just saying that
she could've been

2879
02:26:13,680 --> 02:26:15,557
a little more patient,
little more forgiving.

2880
02:26:15,640 --> 02:26:18,279
Would've saved me that parade
of drunken assholes.

2881
02:26:27,480 --> 02:26:28,674
So, what's the point?

2882
02:26:30,400 --> 02:26:31,515
Of what?

2883
02:26:32,480 --> 02:26:35,040
I don't know,
any of this. Everything.

2884
02:26:36,280 --> 02:26:39,078
Everything?
What's the point?

2885
02:26:39,160 --> 02:26:41,720
I mean, I sure as shit
don't know.

2886
02:26:42,280 --> 02:26:44,032
Neither does anybody else, okay?

2887
02:26:44,120 --> 02:26:46,714
We're all just winging it,
you know?

2888
02:26:47,080 --> 02:26:48,798
The good news is
you're feeling stuff.

2889
02:26:48,880 --> 02:26:51,633
And you've got to
hold on to that.

2890
02:26:52,080 --> 02:26:55,277
You do. I mean, you get older
and you don't feel as much.

2891
02:26:55,360 --> 02:26:57,112
Your skin gets tougher.

2892
02:26:57,200 --> 02:26:58,679
The point is those
pictures you took,

2893
02:26:58,760 --> 02:27:02,639
thousands of submissions from all
over the state, and you won.

2894
02:27:03,120 --> 02:27:04,917
Well, I got silver.

2895
02:27:05,400 --> 02:27:07,277
And nine other people did, too.
I'm gonna kill you.

2896
02:27:07,360 --> 02:27:09,669
I'm trying to tell you that
I believe in you, Mason.

2897
02:27:09,760 --> 02:27:11,113
I think you're really special,

2898
02:27:11,200 --> 02:27:13,555
and if some girl doesn't see that,
then fuck her, you know.

2899
02:27:15,240 --> 02:27:18,516
Hey, this next one of 'em goes
out to a young man in the house.

2900
02:27:18,680 --> 02:27:21,672
Whoo-hoo! Known him since he
was just a small boy.

2901
02:27:21,880 --> 02:27:26,317
Now he's all graduated from high
school and making me feel old.

2902
02:27:27,760 --> 02:27:30,354
Happy high school
graduation, Mason.

2903
02:27:57,800 --> 02:27:59,119
Thank you.

2904
02:27:59,920 --> 02:28:03,549
Okay, guys, let's be clear. We're gonna
break this into four categories.

2905
02:28:03,640 --> 02:28:05,870
One, anything you want to
keep from your childhood

2906
02:28:05,960 --> 02:28:07,234
and you're taking with you.

2907
02:28:07,320 --> 02:28:11,393
Two, throwing away.
Three, donating.

2908
02:28:11,680 --> 02:28:13,875
And four, whatever you
want to try to sell

2909
02:28:13,960 --> 02:28:15,393
at the garage sale
next weekend,

2910
02:28:15,480 --> 02:28:17,710
whatever we don't sell,
we're donating.

2911
02:28:18,320 --> 02:28:22,233
Doesn't the apartment have like an attic,
or storage or something?

2912
02:28:22,600 --> 02:28:24,875
No.
You're missing the point.

2913
02:28:25,360 --> 02:28:28,158
We're not gonna drag a bunch of
crap to Mom's tiny apartment.

2914
02:28:28,840 --> 02:28:30,717
Can't believe we're moving again.

2915
02:28:30,800 --> 02:28:32,153
No, I'm moving.

2916
02:28:32,240 --> 02:28:34,993
You moved two years ago.
You have an apartment in Austin.

2917
02:28:35,320 --> 02:28:37,231
Mason is moving in the fall.

2918
02:28:37,640 --> 02:28:39,198
I'm done.

2919
02:28:39,280 --> 02:28:41,430
This'll be great for me.
I'll have all these options.

2920
02:28:41,520 --> 02:28:43,158
I could take a sabbatical.

2921
02:28:43,240 --> 02:28:45,629
I could get some writing done,
try to get published.

2922
02:28:45,720 --> 02:28:47,756
What about Christmas, though?
What are we gonna do?

2923
02:28:47,840 --> 02:28:49,717
I'm not sharing
a room with him.

2924
02:28:49,800 --> 02:28:51,472
One of you will
sleep on the couch,

2925
02:28:51,560 --> 02:28:53,676
and we'll use that
blow-up mattress.

2926
02:28:54,320 --> 02:28:56,311
How am I supposed
to do my laundry?

2927
02:28:57,160 --> 02:29:00,072
Sam, I'm gently
pushing you out of the nest.

2928
02:29:00,600 --> 02:29:05,037
And on your way down, you may
magically find some quarters

2929
02:29:05,120 --> 02:29:07,680
that you use to do laundry
in your own apartment.

2930
02:29:08,040 --> 02:29:11,350
Come on!
You guys are adults!

2931
02:29:11,600 --> 02:29:15,354
You need to take some responsibility.
Now, what do you want?

2932
02:29:17,040 --> 02:29:19,076
I'm gonna get the veggie burger.

2933
02:29:19,160 --> 02:29:21,230
I'm not having anything,
not hungry.

2934
02:29:21,880 --> 02:29:23,757
What's wrong with you?

2935
02:29:24,040 --> 02:29:25,359
I'm sick.

2936
02:29:26,160 --> 02:29:28,993
What is it, your head?
Do you have a fever?

2937
02:29:29,240 --> 02:29:31,231
She's pregnant.

2938
02:29:32,000 --> 02:29:35,675
No. To be honest,
I drank way too much last night.

2939
02:29:35,800 --> 02:29:37,756
You weren't driving, were you?
No, no.

2940
02:29:38,320 --> 02:29:41,232
Cary's back home, too,
and we just hung out.

2941
02:29:41,320 --> 02:29:45,108
You know, peach Smirnoffs,
they just go down so easy.

2942
02:29:45,200 --> 02:29:48,192
No, no. Hey,
that's not an excuse.

2943
02:29:48,280 --> 02:29:50,032
You can still pack boxes.

2944
02:29:50,120 --> 02:29:53,032
These people want to move in
as soon as possible.

2945
02:29:53,120 --> 02:29:55,588
Hi, guys.
I'm Ernesto, how are you?

2946
02:29:56,920 --> 02:29:58,239
You probably
don't remember me,

2947
02:29:58,320 --> 02:30:00,436
but I worked on your
septic line years ago.

2948
02:30:00,520 --> 02:30:01,555
Oh, yeah.

2949
02:30:02,360 --> 02:30:04,396
Believe it or not,
you changed my life.

2950
02:30:04,480 --> 02:30:06,710
You told me that day
that I was smart

2951
02:30:06,800 --> 02:30:08,756
and that I should
go to school.

2952
02:30:09,160 --> 02:30:11,958
I took your advice.
I signed up for English classes,

2953
02:30:12,080 --> 02:30:14,071
and then a year later,
I went to community college

2954
02:30:14,160 --> 02:30:15,354
and I got my
Associate's degree,

2955
02:30:15,440 --> 02:30:17,510
and I'm working on my bachelor's
now at Texas State.

2956
02:30:17,600 --> 02:30:19,079
And also one of
the managers here.

2957
02:30:19,320 --> 02:30:20,435
That's great.

2958
02:30:21,440 --> 02:30:23,237
It's good to see you,
because I really wanted

2959
02:30:23,320 --> 02:30:25,914
a chance to thank
you for that.

2960
02:30:26,000 --> 02:30:28,468
Gracias.
It really meant a lot to me.

2961
02:30:29,560 --> 02:30:33,075
Don't worry about lunch.
It's on me. It's the least I can do.

2962
02:30:33,760 --> 02:30:36,593
You guys should listen to her.
She's a smart lady.

2963
02:30:37,280 --> 02:30:38,599
Thank you.

2964
02:30:52,960 --> 02:30:54,154
Isn't that kind of crazy, though,

2965
02:30:54,240 --> 02:30:55,719
that a computer
knows who you are

2966
02:30:55,800 --> 02:30:58,553
from just 20 questions
off a form?

2967
02:30:58,640 --> 02:31:01,837
I guess there are really only like
eight types of people in the world.

2968
02:31:01,920 --> 02:31:04,070
I mean, there are subsets
like male and female,

2969
02:31:04,200 --> 02:31:07,988
but apparently we're not as unique
as we want to think we are.

2970
02:31:08,120 --> 02:31:10,156
Have you even
talked to this guy yet?

2971
02:31:10,320 --> 02:31:13,710
No, but we've been trading emails.
He seems pretty cool.

2972
02:31:13,800 --> 02:31:16,758
He's studying literature
and anthropology

2973
02:31:16,880 --> 02:31:20,077
and he's way into Bright Eyes,
so that's not so bad.

2974
02:31:20,240 --> 02:31:22,231
But, anyways, he was
telling me about how

2975
02:31:22,320 --> 02:31:26,074
the system they use for assigning
roommates is kinda spooky.

2976
02:31:26,160 --> 02:31:30,199
The freshman satisfaction rate for
new roommates used to be like 60%,

2977
02:31:30,280 --> 02:31:33,272
and now it's 100, just 'cause
of the computer.

2978
02:31:33,720 --> 02:31:36,871
Well, sounds like he'll be
a good roommate, then.

2979
02:31:37,640 --> 02:31:39,915
Yeah.
But we pretty much decided

2980
02:31:40,000 --> 02:31:42,275
that soon they won't even
need a questionnaire

2981
02:31:42,360 --> 02:31:45,636
'cause they'll just let the NSA
scan your digital ghost

2982
02:31:45,720 --> 02:31:47,676
and they'll tell you who
your roommate is

2983
02:31:47,760 --> 02:31:51,355
based on everything you've ever said,
written or clicked.

2984
02:31:51,720 --> 02:31:54,757
Did you put this in here again?

2985
02:31:54,840 --> 02:31:56,751
I don't want it.

2986
02:31:56,840 --> 02:31:59,559
Come on, it's the first
picture you ever took.

2987
02:32:00,680 --> 02:32:03,513
All the more reason to
leave it behind, right?

2988
02:32:19,920 --> 02:32:22,195
What?
Nothing.

2989
02:32:22,360 --> 02:32:24,476
No, what is it?
It's nothing!

2990
02:32:25,880 --> 02:32:26,915
Mom.

2991
02:32:30,240 --> 02:32:32,754
This is the worst
day of my life.

2992
02:32:33,280 --> 02:32:34,508
What're you talking about?

2993
02:32:34,600 --> 02:32:35,794
I knew this day was coming.

2994
02:32:35,880 --> 02:32:37,074
I didn't know you
were gonna be

2995
02:32:37,160 --> 02:32:38,912
so fuckin' happy to be leaving.

2996
02:32:40,080 --> 02:32:43,629
I mean, it's not that I'm that happy.
What do you expect?

2997
02:32:44,240 --> 02:32:47,277
You know what I'm realizing?
My life is just gonna go, like that.

2998
02:32:47,600 --> 02:32:49,556
This series of milestones.

2999
02:32:49,760 --> 02:32:53,230
Getting married. Having kids.
Getting divorced.

3000
02:32:53,400 --> 02:32:55,755
The time that we thought
you were dyslexic.

3001
02:32:55,840 --> 02:32:57,353
When I taught you
how to ride a bike.

3002
02:32:58,480 --> 02:33:01,677
Getting divorced again.
Getting my master's degree.

3003
02:33:01,760 --> 02:33:03,591
Finally getting
the job I wanted.

3004
02:33:03,680 --> 02:33:07,070
Sending Samantha off to college.
Sending you off to college.

3005
02:33:07,440 --> 02:33:09,351
You know what's next?
Huh?

3006
02:33:09,440 --> 02:33:11,431
It's my fuckin' funeral!

3007
02:33:13,640 --> 02:33:15,596
Just go!
And leave my picture!

3008
02:33:18,040 --> 02:33:21,589
Aren't you jumping ahead by, like,
40 years or something?

3009
02:33:24,440 --> 02:33:27,273
I just thought
there would be more.

3010
02:35:43,760 --> 02:35:44,829
Hey, you must be Mason.

3011
02:35:45,040 --> 02:35:46,075
Yeah.
Dalton, right?

3012
02:35:46,200 --> 02:35:48,430
Yeah, man, it's nice to finally
meet you. Definitely.

3013
02:35:48,520 --> 02:35:50,078
Are you cool with
this side of the room?

3014
02:35:50,240 --> 02:35:51,309
Yeah.

3015
02:35:51,400 --> 02:35:53,868
Got in this morning,
just moved my shit in, man.

3016
02:35:53,960 --> 02:35:56,952
Well, yeah, I don't care.
No worries.

3017
02:35:57,040 --> 02:35:58,359
Cool. Can I help you
with anything, man?

3018
02:35:58,440 --> 02:35:59,634
Any bags, any of that
stuff need brought in?

3019
02:35:59,720 --> 02:36:03,190
I just got like one box left,
I packed pretty light.

3020
02:36:03,280 --> 02:36:04,474
But I appreciate it.

3021
02:36:04,560 --> 02:36:05,675
It's my pleasure, man.
Of course.

3022
02:36:08,440 --> 02:36:11,273
Um... Are you going to
the orientation mixer thing?

3023
02:36:12,480 --> 02:36:15,040
Orientation mixer thing?

3024
02:36:15,120 --> 02:36:16,712
Fuck no, man,
I'm not going to that,

3025
02:36:16,800 --> 02:36:17,994
and neither are you,
by the way.

3026
02:36:18,000 --> 02:36:20,468
We got way better stuff to
be doing, dude. All right.

3027
02:36:20,600 --> 02:36:21,874
You ready?
Yeah.

3028
02:36:21,960 --> 02:36:24,190
Hey, Barb, this is my roommate Mason.
Mason, Barb.

3029
02:36:24,280 --> 02:36:25,315
Hi.
Hey.

3030
02:36:25,680 --> 02:36:26,749
You coming with us?

3031
02:36:27,240 --> 02:36:28,275
Where're you going?

3032
02:36:28,800 --> 02:36:30,711
Hiking.
Yeah, man, you should come.

3033
02:36:30,800 --> 02:36:32,677
If we leave now we can catch
the late afternoon at Big Bend.

3034
02:36:32,760 --> 02:36:33,829
You ever been before, man?

3035
02:36:33,920 --> 02:36:35,638
Yeah, but not since
I was really little.

3036
02:36:35,720 --> 02:36:39,952
Then all the more reason to come now, man.
That's why we're here, dude.

3037
02:36:41,240 --> 02:36:43,515
Oh, Mason, this is Nicole,
Barb's roommate.

3038
02:36:44,120 --> 02:36:45,155
Hey, what's up?

3039
02:36:45,400 --> 02:36:47,709
Hi.
Mason, Nicole.

3040
02:36:47,800 --> 02:36:48,789
So, you game?

3041
02:36:50,080 --> 02:36:51,229
Sure.

3042
02:36:51,880 --> 02:36:53,791
Here,
have the rest of this.

3043
02:36:54,120 --> 02:36:57,192
Got it timed perfectly. It'll kick
in when we get in the mountains.

3044
02:36:57,280 --> 02:36:58,918
Awesome.
Let's go.

3045
02:37:06,400 --> 02:37:08,152
Do they let you major
in that here?

3046
02:37:08,240 --> 02:37:12,358
Well, it's not that serious here,
so I kinda train outside of university,

3047
02:37:12,440 --> 02:37:15,398
but I'm taking all my basics like
History of Dance and all that.

3048
02:37:15,480 --> 02:37:17,277
Nice.
Yeah.

3049
02:37:17,760 --> 02:37:19,079
What do you teach?

3050
02:37:19,200 --> 02:37:20,428
Oh, gosh.

3051
02:37:21,000 --> 02:37:24,197
Ballet, tap, jazz, lyrical, hip-hop.
Wow...

3052
02:37:24,720 --> 02:37:26,233
Which one's your favorite?

3053
02:37:26,320 --> 02:37:27,389
Tap.

3054
02:37:27,480 --> 02:37:28,515
Yeah?
Yeah.

3055
02:37:28,600 --> 02:37:32,957
You get to like make up all your
own sounds, and there's no rules.

3056
02:37:33,040 --> 02:37:34,393
Just like creative freedom.

3057
02:37:34,480 --> 02:37:36,118
That's great.
Yeah.

3058
02:37:36,200 --> 02:37:37,758
That's why I love teaching it, 'cause,

3059
02:37:37,840 --> 02:37:39,398
I don't know,
it's so beautiful to me,

3060
02:37:39,480 --> 02:37:41,835
and it's kind of dying away
in this generation,

3061
02:37:41,920 --> 02:37:43,239
so, to be a part
of bringing it back

3062
02:37:43,320 --> 02:37:44,469
to the kids is
really rewarding.

3063
02:37:44,600 --> 02:37:45,828
Right, keeps it going.
Yeah.

3064
02:37:45,920 --> 02:37:46,909
How old are they?

3065
02:37:47,040 --> 02:37:48,598
Six to eight.
Wow.

3066
02:37:48,680 --> 02:37:52,275
Yeah. They have no fear,
and they're not self-conscious at all.

3067
02:37:52,400 --> 02:37:54,436
They haven't reached
the awkward years yet.

3068
02:37:54,560 --> 02:37:56,710
Yeah, not yet.
It's coming.

3069
02:38:12,760 --> 02:38:13,605
Hey.

3070
02:38:14,120 --> 02:38:15,553
Hey.

3071
02:38:26,000 --> 02:38:28,275
Dalton can be
crazy sometimes.

3072
02:38:28,920 --> 02:38:30,433
He seems cool, though.

3073
02:38:30,600 --> 02:38:33,239
Yeah. Yeah,
they're both really cool.

3074
02:38:36,760 --> 02:38:38,557
How are you feeling?

3075
02:38:40,600 --> 02:38:43,910
Great. Pretty great,
to be honest.

3076
02:38:45,320 --> 02:38:46,594
Good.

3077
02:38:49,400 --> 02:38:51,834
I'm really happy that
you're hangin' out with us.

3078
02:38:51,920 --> 02:38:54,593
Yeah.
Me, too.

3079
02:38:56,080 --> 02:38:59,117
This moment's having a
falsieful whoregasm!

3080
02:38:59,520 --> 02:39:02,318
It's like as if all of time
has unfolded before us

3081
02:39:02,400 --> 02:39:06,109
so we could stand here and look
out and scream, "Fuck, yeah!"

3082
02:39:12,520 --> 02:39:16,638
You know how everyone's always saying,
"Seize the moment"?

3083
02:39:19,080 --> 02:39:22,959
I don't know, I'm kinda thinking
it's the other way around.

3084
02:39:23,640 --> 02:39:26,598
You know, like,
the moment seizes us.

3085
02:39:26,680 --> 02:39:29,319
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.

3086
02:39:30,240 --> 02:39:33,596
It's constant.
The moment, it's just...

3087
02:39:34,640 --> 02:39:37,632
It's like it's always
right now, you know?

3088
02:39:40,360 --> 02:39:41,793
Yeah.

3089
02:39:59,075 --> 02:40:04,975
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3090
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