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I'm sexy, I'm cute
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I'm popular to boot
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I'm bitching, great hair
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The boys all love to stare
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I'm wanted, I'm hot
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I'm everything you're not
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I'm pretty, I'm cool
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I dominate this school
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Who am I? Just guess
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Guys wanna touch my chest
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I'm rocking, I smile
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And many think I'm vile
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I'm flying, I jump
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You can look but
don't you hump, whoo
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I'm major, I roar
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I swear I'm not a whore
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We cheer and we lead
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We act like we're on speed
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Hate us 'cause we're beautiful
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Well, we don't like you either
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We're cheerleaders
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We are cheerleaders, uh-huh
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Call me Big Red
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I'm Wh-Wh- Whitney
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C-C-C-Courtney
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Dude, it's Darcy
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I'm Big Bad Carver, yeah
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Just call me Kasey
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I'm still Big Red
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I sizzle, I scorch
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But now I pass the torch
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The ballots are in
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And one girl had to win
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She's perky, she's fun
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And now she's number one
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K-K-Kick it, Torrance
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T- T- T- Torrance
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I'm strong and I'm loud
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I'm gonna make you proud
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I'm T- T-T- Torrance
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Your captain Torrance
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Let's go, Toros
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We are the Toros
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The mighty, mighty Toros
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We're so terrific
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We must be Toros
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- Yeah!
- Go, Toros!
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Yeah, come on! Yeah! All right!
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Oh, my God!
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- Nice rack!
- Huh?
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Oh, baby!
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Serves her right!
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Check out the hooters!
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Holy shit.
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Hey, hey, Mr. and Mrs. S.
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Oh, look, it's Aaron.
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Oh! Hello, Aaron.
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Hey, can I help?
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Oh, no. We're fine, thanks.
Really. Stay in your vehicle.
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You sure?
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Bye! Be back later!
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- Bye.
- Bye, honey.
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Hi.
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Come on, Tor.
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Can't mack on you
in front of the parentals.
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Bye-bye!
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Remember, he's leaving for college.
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Right.
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So, are you excited?
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Oh, yeah!
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It's college, Tor. I'm
really stoked, you know?
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It's just, you know,
I'm gonna miss you.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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But next year, it'll
be you and me reunited
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at Cal State Dominguez Hills.
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I'll be the experienced sophomore,
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you'll be the hot, new freshman.
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Yup. It'll be just like
high school, only better.
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Dorm rooms.
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Hmm.
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I got the door, Tor.
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Okay.
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I got the door, Tor.
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All right.
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- What's up, Aaron?
- Hey, what up, Grady?
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- Hey!
- Yeah!
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Hey, hey, remember, when you get
captain, act surprised, okay?
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Don't jinx me.
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Hi, Torrance.
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Hey, Aaron.
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Ah, ladies.
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Good luck at school.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Aaron, come to
one last practice?
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You know you're still my
favorite cheerleader.
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- Aw!
- Please?
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I'm sorry, guys. I gotta run.
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You're not staying for the vote?
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Hey, I really gotta beat traffic.
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I can't be late for orientation.
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- But I really want...
- Hey. Hey.
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Mmm. Trust me. You're gonna get it.
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- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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- Did you vote?
- Oh, yeah.
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Darcy thinks she should get captain
'cause her dad pays for everything.
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He should use some of that
money to buy her a clue.
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Oh!
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Courtney'll get captain.
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The guys love clutching her butt.
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Yeah, she's got
a lot to hang on to.
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What's plural for "butt"?
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On one person, I mean.
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She puts the "ass" in "massive."
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You put the "lude" in "deluded."
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Yo! Can I have all your votes?
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- Mine.
- Here's me.
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Thank you.
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We should get Big Red a gift, or at
least someone should say something.
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- Pass.
- Good riddance.
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I don't believe in osmosis.
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It's not brown-nosing.
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She's the departing captain.
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She did a lot for this squad.
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Oh, come on. Both of you sucked
before she whipped you into shape.
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Oh, whipped? Is that what that was?
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No one will miss Big Red, Tor.
She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
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She puts the "whore"
in "horrifying."
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You know, it's her last practice.
How would you feel?
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Big Red has no feelings.
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Just testicles.
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You guys are all great athletes.
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Thanks in large part to me.
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And I know that your new captain
will keep the tradition alive.
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Leading you to the
record sixth national
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cheerleading championship,
you know is yours.
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So, let's meet your new
leader, Torrance Shipman.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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That slut.
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Okay, Listen up!
I'd like to try a Wolf Wall.
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- Oh, excellent!
- Okay, yeah! We're all going to die.
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Torrance has got the fever, people.
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What's a Wolf's Wall?
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Only the hardest pyramid known
to cheerleading and mankind.
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The words "big" and
"britches" come to mind.
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She's crazy. She'll kill us all.
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Hello! Some of us have not spent
the entire summer working out.
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Right, Carver?
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Come on, guys!
Let's be different for once.
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We can't just rest on our laurels.
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Why does everybody say that?
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Maybe a laurel's
a good place to rest.
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Come on, man. You guys
suck. Let's do this.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Five, six, seven, eight! Kick one.
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Carver!
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Five, six, seven, eight!
And one! Stick it!
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Come on, girls! Stick it for me!
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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Go one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight. Kick one!
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Good job! Whoo!
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Pinch some panties.
Someone's slacking.
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Do I look like a milkmaid?
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'Cause somebody feels like a cow!
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Carver, can you cradle out?
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You bet I can.
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Okay, ready? One, two, down, up!
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Carver!
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Carver!
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine, really.
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Don't you guys worry about me.
It's just a scratch.
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I'll be back to practice tomorrow,
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so don't you guys fret, okay?
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And I don't want you to worry at
all, because I'm a quick healer.
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I promise, you guys.
I'm gonna be there for you.
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You hear me?
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Guys?
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Bye!
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I got captain.
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Yeah, and you sent a girl to the
hospital on your first day.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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You were listening
on the phone? Mom!
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It's true.
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She really should get her
own private line, you know.
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She's growing up so fast.
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Justin, go away.
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- At ease, Captain.
- Oh, shut up.
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Well, this blistering academic
schedule shouldn't get in your way.
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You should be happy about that.
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Why can't you accept the
fact that I'm not a genius?
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It just kills you that I'm
not an honor student.
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No. It kills me that you
barely make time to study.
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If you studied half as much as you
cheer, you'd be in great shape.
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Your priorities are...
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No! Those are your priorities!
Mine are just fine.
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Look, I'm just saying that
college might be less of a shock
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if you take an extra lab or
language course or something.
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What do you think?
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Will Advanced Chem
get you off my back?
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Not completely, but it'll help.
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Done.
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You know, mothers have killed to
get their daughters on squads.
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That mother didn't kill anyone.
She hired a hit man.
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Hmm.
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Everyone, we have a new student
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transferring from Mission Hills
High School in Los Angeles.
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Please welcome Cliff Pant-One.
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Pantone.
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Thanks.
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Loser!
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Loser!
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00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,157
Wait, wait, wait. Was that, uh...
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Was that the "loser sneeze"
I just heard right there?
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Guys, come on.
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I mean, what is that,
from like the 1900s?
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Nobody does that anymore.
I don't think anybody does.
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When I lived in Kentucky...
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Did they still do the
loser sneeze in Kentucky?
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No. They had, uh,
guns and homemade bombs.
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What about LA?
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There was a lot of attitude
in LA, but no loser sneeze.
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I'm pretty sure the loser
sneeze is officially dead.
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Sorry.
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Loser!
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Nice.
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I don't think they got the
memo about the loser sneeze.
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Uh, no, apparently not.
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Cliff.
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Torrance.
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Advanced Chem. Yikes.
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Um, afraid so.
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Are you intimidated?
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00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,961
Yeah, a little.
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00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,039
- Really?
- No, not really.
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00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,547
So, is that your band or something?
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00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,430
The Clash? No, uh...
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00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:26,518
It's a British punk band,
circa 1977 to 1983-ish.
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Original lineup, anyway.
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How vintage.
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Um, so I'll see you around then?
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Looks like it.
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00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,828
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:49,458
Whoa! It's sexy Leslie and Jan,
Jan, the cheerleading man.
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Hey, fags.
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00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,295
Whoa, whoa. Just because we won
more trophies than you guys,
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that's no reason
to go get all malignant.
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Malignant this, tool.
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00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,302
- Nice.
- Oh, right on!
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One of these days, man.
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Let it go.
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00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,890
They never even won a single game.
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It's gotta be kinda rough on them.
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00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,644
- Besides, they're dicks.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,021
Les, tell me you have
Advanced Chem first period.
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Advanced Chem, first period.
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If you have a lab partner
already, I'm screwed.
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Torrance, it's only
the second day of school,
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and your academic insecurity
bit is completely tired.
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You know, everyone's saying your
ambition broke Carver's leg.
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When, really, it was the angle at
which she slammed into the ground.
262
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,832
Kasey did a massive e-mail last
night. Misspelled "leg."
263
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,959
Shut up!
264
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,412
Two G's.
265
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,838
Apparently, Carver gets home
schooling for the next three months.
266
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,507
I'm cursed.
267
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,550
Replacing her is gonna
be a nightmare.
268
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,721
Well, that's why you're
the captain, Captain.
269
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,015
Bring on the tyros, the
neophytes and the dilettanti.
270
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,850
SAT's are over, Darcy.
271
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,894
And you're still
jealous of my score.
272
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,646
Are we sure Carver's
not malingering?
273
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,857
Carver will strictly be cheering
in Special Olympics until March.
274
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,401
Nationals are February 10th.
275
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,361
Regionals are in, like, four weeks.
276
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,654
I talked to her.
She's cool with this.
277
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,114
Don't tell me Carver can cut school
278
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,157
just because she broke
her leg in three places.
279
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,034
Hello! Get a wheelchair!
280
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,327
That lucky bitch.
281
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,746
Tell me we're not actually
continuing this masquerade
282
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,872
and having tryouts.
283
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,709
Let's cut the crap
and pick somebody now.
284
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,128
Whitney's little sister
Jamie is really teeny.
285
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,713
She'll be easy to toss,
and she doesn't give lip.
286
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,797
Just tongue.
287
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,090
Oh, kiss my ass, Jan.
288
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,216
I'd love to.
289
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,093
If she's the best, Jamie's got it.
290
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,137
But we have to see everyone.
291
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,888
Ready, okay!
292
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,807
Wait. Hold on.
293
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,600
Let me try that again.
That was terrible.
294
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,519
Ready, okay!
295
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,097
Go, team...
296
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,642
Ready, okay!
297
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,234
Sorry.
298
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,857
Ready, okay!
299
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,897
Shit.
300
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,823
Be aggressive.
301
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,617
Be, be aggressive.
302
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,744
How many cheers do we
actually have to memorize?
303
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,911
Do we get paid for this?
304
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,913
Oh, and do I have to
provide my own uniform?
305
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,131
And I see you guys are wearing red.
306
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,633
Um, that just does not work for me.
307
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,757
Ready, okay!
308
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,763
R-C-H!
309
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,766
Toros all the way!
310
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,559
I'm sorry. I just broke
up with my boyfriend.
311
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,982
Pretty good.
312
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,077
Yo, yo, yo! What's up? What's up?
313
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,037
It's time to get busy!
314
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,789
So let's kick this shit
315
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,210
And rock the CK
off your panties, yeah
316
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,421
Give my regards to Broadway
317
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,591
Remember me to Herald Square
318
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,675
Tell all the gang...
319
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,219
Excuse me!
320
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,465
What's with the song?
321
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,972
Isn't this the audition
for Pippin?
322
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,352
No.
323
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,146
Cool drink of water,
such a sweet surprise
324
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,774
Tastes so good
make a grown man cry
325
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,610
Sweet cherry pie, yeah
326
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,775
Whoo!
327
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,032
Hi.
328
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:17,457
Well, swinging on the front
porch Swinging on the lawn
329
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,377
Swinging where we want
'cause there ain't nobody home
330
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,755
Okay, uh, any more questions?
331
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,708
I think we're good.
332
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,044
- Here's our girl.
- Mmm-hmm.
333
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,885
Rancho Carne's not all talk
334
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,716
All we know is Toros rock
335
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,554
Shake your booties
Scream and shout
336
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,106
Toro players work it out
337
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,442
Go, Toros!
338
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,701
And do I really have to wear
those little underwear things?
339
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,619
'Cause I don't like
wearing underwear.
340
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,704
Thanks!
341
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,051
Excuse me. Where'd you
park your Harley?
342
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,554
Get real.
343
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,974
Tattoos are strictly verboten.
344
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,556
Sorry.
345
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,362
I got bored during fourth period.
346
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,941
You need to fill one of these out.
347
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,491
Did it.
348
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,625
Missy, is it?
349
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,544
Okay, before we start, I'm afraid
we're gonna need to make sure
350
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,922
you can do a standing back tuck.
351
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,546
Standard procedure, you understand.
352
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,879
Standing back handspring
back tuck, okay?
353
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,647
Where's this girl from, Romania?
354
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,649
Can she yell?
355
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,442
We'll try an oldie.
356
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,111
Awesome, oh, wow!
Like, totally freak me out!
357
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,988
- I mean, right on
- I mean, right on
358
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,317
The Toros sure are number one
359
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,702
I transferred from Los Angeles
360
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,371
Your school has no gymnastics team
361
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,449
This is a last resort
362
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,254
Okay, so I've never
cheered before. So what?
363
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,297
How about something that
actually requires neurons?
364
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,340
Do it.
365
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,133
Front handspring,
step out, round off,
366
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,843
back handspring,
step out, round off,
367
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,672
back handspring,
full twisting lay out.
368
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,998
Hey!
369
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:04,874
Missy is bank.
370
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,209
Uh, bankrupt.
371
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,003
We've already so decided on Jamie.
372
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,129
Yeah.
373
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,840
Courtney, this is not a democracy.
It's a "cheerocracy."
374
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,175
I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you.
375
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:17,554
You are being a "cheertator,"
Torrance, and a pain in my ass!
376
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,382
We already voted.
377
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,809
Besides, Missy looks
like an uber dyke.
378
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,110
Courtney, I'm the captain.
379
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,322
I'm pulling rank, and you
can fall in line or not.
380
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,033
If we're gonna be the best,
we have to have the best.
381
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,783
Missy's the poo.
So take a big whiff.
382
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,051
You.
383
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,469
And you.
384
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,054
I mean, hi. I'm...
385
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,848
A cheerleader.
386
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,264
Uh, yeah. Head
cheerleader, to be exact.
387
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,019
Wow.
388
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,479
So, does Missy live here?
389
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,440
Uh, actually, she moved
back to LA, yeah.
390
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,817
Something about
evil cheerleaders or...
391
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,612
Look, I'm serious.
We have to get her.
392
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,238
Is her drug dependency
gonna be a problem?
393
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,659
Cliff, shut up. What do you want?
394
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,783
I want you on the squad.
395
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,413
You're the best. They know it.
396
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,332
They just reject the unfamiliar.
397
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,000
Thanks, but, no, thanks.
398
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,586
I mean, I plead temporary insanity.
399
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,088
See, I'm a hard-core gymnast.
400
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:37,050
No way jumping up and down, screaming,
"Go, team, go!" is gonna satisfy me.
401
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:40,972
Look, we're gymnasts, too, except
no beam, no bars, no vault.
402
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,466
Sorry. Not interested.
403
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,642
What are you doing?
404
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,853
Nothing, I just thought
that it was interesting
405
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,022
hearing Torrance's point of view.
406
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,482
How do you even know her?
407
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,356
We're old friends.
408
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,529
Ever been to a
cheerleading competition?
409
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,280
Oh, you mean like a football game?
410
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,865
No, not a game.
411
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,742
Those are like practices for us.
412
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,953
I'm talking about a tournament.
413
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,788
ESPN cameras all around,
414
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,790
hundreds of people
in the crowds cheering.
415
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,995
Wait, people cheering cheerleaders?
416
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,706
That's right. Lots of people.
417
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,588
Here's the deal, Missy.
We're the shit. The best.
418
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:19,968
We have fun, we work hard,
419
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,470
and we win national championships.
420
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,682
I'm offering you a chance
to be a part of that.
421
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,435
Think about it, Miss. I mean,
you get to wear sassy outfits.
422
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,606
You get to yell like you
care about something.
423
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,775
She's not the cheering type.
424
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,854
You know what?
425
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,027
Count me in.
426
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,032
Ready, girls?
427
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:51,124
I said brrr
It's cold in here
428
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,419
I said there must be some
Toros in the atmosphere
429
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,756
I said brrr
It's cold in here
430
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,842
I said there must be some
Toros in the atmosphere
431
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:04,387
I said oh-ee, oh-ee, oh
Ice, ice, ice
432
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,848
Oh-ee, oh-ee, oh
Ice, ice, ice
433
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:07,932
Here we go, girls.
434
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,027
Hey, practice isn't over yet.
435
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,071
Nice recruit, Torrance.
436
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:25,200
A real captain would've seen
what I saw, a big dykey loser.
437
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,403
I'd say that's strike two.
438
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,669
What the hell is up?
439
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,755
I went out on a limb for
you, and you just bail?
440
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:39,923
I'm not about stealing.
441
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,257
What are you talking about?
442
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,051
You ripped off those cheers.
443
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,346
Listen, Missy, our cheers
are 100% original.
444
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:47,722
Count the trophies.
445
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,140
Well, your trophies are bullshit,
446
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,809
because you're a sad-ass liar.
447
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,227
All right, that's it!
Get out of the car!
448
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,395
I'm gonna kick your ass!
449
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,939
Oh, really?
450
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,769
Come on.
451
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:04,239
You're in for a rude
awakening. Get in.
452
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,942
What? No way.
453
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,611
For real. Get in.
454
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,316
Do your thing, Isis!
455
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:48,234
I said brrr
It's cold in here
456
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:51,452
There must be some
Clovers in the atmosphere
457
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,206
I said brrr
It's cold in here
458
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,167
There must be some
Clovers in the atmosphere
459
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:01,754
I said oh-ee, oh-ee, oh
Ice, ice, ice
460
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:02,964
Slow it down
461
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:06,426
Oh-ee, oh-ee, oh
Ice, ice, ice
462
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,510
Here we go
463
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,757
Hey!
464
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:51,846
You guys enjoy the show?
465
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,724
Yes, were the ethnic festivities
to your liking today?
466
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,017
You guys are awesome.
467
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,394
Really? You're ready
to share those trophies?
468
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,356
Can we just beat these buffys
down so I can go home?
469
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,899
I'm on curfew, girl.
470
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,692
Look, there's no need for that.
471
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,027
Oh, you know what? She's right.
472
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,654
See, then we'd be
doing them a favor.
473
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:09,614
See, then they could feel good
about sending Raggedy Ann up here
474
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:10,907
to jack us for our cheers.
475
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,033
Raggedy Ann?
476
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,911
Ugly redhead with a video camera
permanently attached to her hand.
477
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,163
Y'all have been coming up here for
years, trying to steal our routines.
478
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,791
And we just love
seeing them on ESPN.
479
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:20,875
What are you talking about?
480
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,001
"Brrr, it's cold in here.
481
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,212
"I said there must be some
Toros in the atmosphere?"
482
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,214
I know you didn't think a
white girl made that shit up.
483
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,382
I...
484
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,050
Our free cheer service
is over as of this moment.
485
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,718
- Over!
- Finito!
486
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,388
God, it's like, every time we get some,
here y'all come, trying to steal it,
487
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,557
putting blonde hair on it and
calling it something different.
488
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,059
We've had the best squad
around for years,
489
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,894
but no one's been able
to see what we can do.
490
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,313
Oh, but you better believe all
that's gonna change this year.
491
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,733
I'm captain, and I guarantee you
we'll make it to Nationals.
492
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,736
So, just hand over the tape you made
tonight and we'll call it even for now.
493
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,029
We don't have any tape.
494
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,739
Really. We just came
to see the show.
495
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,944
What? Come on, Isis.
Let me do this.
496
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:58,864
You know what? Let's go.
497
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,617
Wait a minute. So that's it?
498
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,459
We're just gonna let them go?
499
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:07,631
Yeah, because unlike
them, we have class.
500
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,709
I swear I had no idea.
501
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,632
Well, now you do.
502
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:19,058
You been touched by an angel, girl.
503
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,268
Jenelope, let's go.
504
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:24,190
I can't believe those white
girls just came up here...
505
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:30,570
We just so almost got our
asses kicked back there!
506
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,488
I mean, I knew I'd seen
those routines before.
507
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,488
We used to play East
Compton all the time.
508
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,537
You really had no idea, did you?
509
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,866
Do you know what this means?
510
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,540
My entire cheerleading
career has been a lie.
511
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,295
Well, look on the bright side.
512
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,380
It's only cheerleading.
513
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,504
I am only cheerleading.
514
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,305
Do you believe in curses?
515
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,554
What are you talking about?
516
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,011
I think I'm cursed.
517
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:04,013
And why is that?
518
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:07,440
This past summer at cheer camp,
519
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,607
all the new seniors
had to do a dare.
520
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,404
See, there's this thing
called the spirit stick,
521
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,653
and it can never,
ever touch the ground.
522
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,117
Torrance Shipman, your mission,
523
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:21,367
should you choose to
accept it, and you better,
524
00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,874
is to capture the spirit stick
525
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:27,996
and drop it in front
of the entire camp.
526
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,732
Y'all are such
an inspiration to us.
527
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:52,068
Well, I just wanted
to congratulate you guys
528
00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:54,271
and take a picture of you
529
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:58,908
with the spirit stick.
530
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:02,737
Here.
531
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,267
Here.
532
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,060
I don't want it now.
533
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:29,313
No, it's okay. The spirit
stick doesn't lose anything.
534
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,858
The person who drops it, however,
535
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,357
goes to Hades!
536
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:42,115
I don't mean to laugh, but
cheerleading urban legends?
537
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:46,790
You're not jinxed. Shit happens.
538
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:55,756
Hey, I have to tell you something.
539
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:56,924
I'm on the phone, creep.
540
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,509
I realize that, and normally
541
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:01,012
I'd be listening on the other
line, but this is important.
542
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,805
Okay, what?
543
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,557
Oh! Get out!
544
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:05,975
Thank you for listening.
545
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,770
Yo.
546
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,230
- Is Aaron around?
- Back later.
547
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,607
- Do you know when?
- No.
548
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:13,941
Have him call Torrance.
It's urgent.
549
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,314
All right.
550
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,112
Big Red totally screwed us!
551
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:19,363
I mean monster screwed us!
552
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,365
I put this to the entire squad.
553
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:22,700
Swear you guys didn't know?
554
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:26,120
Big Red didn't exactly let any of us
help with the routines, Torrance.
555
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:27,872
I cannot believe she did this.
556
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,832
I feel awful. It's depraved.
557
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,418
I mean, those East Compton girls
wanted to grill our asses.
558
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,128
Big Red ran the show, man.
559
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:37,381
I mean, we were just flying
ignorami, for sobbing out loud.
560
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,967
We can't go to Regionals
with a stolen routine.
561
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,052
It's too risky.
562
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:44,430
Changing the routine now would
be total murder-suicide.
563
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:45,681
Seriously.
564
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:48,305
Let's not put the "duh" in "dumb."
565
00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:50,561
How are East Compton
gonna prove anything?
566
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,313
You people are unbelievable.
567
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,523
I mean, we're talking
about cheating here.
568
00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:57,648
Sorry, new girl,
but nobody hit your buzzer.
569
00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:01,739
Look, I hate to be predictable,
but I don't give a shit.
570
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,659
We learned that routine
fair and square.
571
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,244
We logged the man-hours.
572
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,369
Don't punish the squad
for Big Red's mistake.
573
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,750
This isn't about cheating.
574
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:16,581
This is about winning.
Everyone in favor of winning?
575
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,685
I get what you're saying,
Missy, but there's no time.
576
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,562
If we don't do the routine,
we've got nothing else.
577
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:36,016
So, you in?
578
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,235
Whatever.
579
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,832
Get out of here!
580
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:56,082
Hey, this is the living room.
It's public domain.
581
00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:59,005
Yo.
582
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,965
Hey, may I please speak
to Aaron? It's Torrance.
583
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:04,218
He's not here. He's, uh...
He's not here. Bye.
584
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,765
I'll take Famous Losers
for 200, Alex.
585
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,058
Shut up, moron!
586
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,226
It's not my fault you're in love
587
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:15,104
with a big gay cheerleader who
won't return your phone calls.
588
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,522
Aaron is not gay.
589
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,899
Oh, so someone just made
him become a cheerleader?
590
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,193
He's just busy!
591
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,488
Yeah, busy scamming on guys.
592
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,108
Give me that!
593
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,115
Bitch!
594
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:36,960
Where is she?
595
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,455
Come on.
596
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,175
- Oh, baby!
- Oh!
597
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:45,468
Whoo!
598
00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:47,386
No way.
599
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,681
Sexy mama!
600
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,267
Whoo! Take it off!
601
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,845
Whoo!
602
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,773
Come on. Go, sexy.
603
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:03,646
Whoo! You're on fire, yeah!
604
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,906
You sure I can stay over
at your house tonight?
605
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:09,116
Totally fine. My parents
are at some benefit.
606
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,452
They'll be pouring themselves
into bed around dawn.
607
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:12,995
Good. We gotta start early.
608
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,540
You'll be a star cheerleader yet.
609
00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,625
You know, all the
cheerleaders in the world
610
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:18,959
wouldn't help our football team.
611
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,544
Man, it's just wrong.
612
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,797
Cheering for them
is just plain mean.
613
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,799
Everybody comes to
see you ladies, anyway.
614
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,884
Because we're such fine athletes.
615
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,135
Oh, live with it.
616
00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:31,514
You'll be fighting off major oglers
while we defend our sexuality.
617
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:33,638
What is your sexuality?
618
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:38,097
Well, Jan's straight,
while I'm controversial.
619
00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:40,231
Are you trying to tell
me you speak fag?
620
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,690
Oh, fluently.
621
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,401
And Courtney and
Whitney, dyke-adelic?
622
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,693
- No!
- Are you kidding?
623
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:45,820
I don't think so.
624
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:49,031
See, Courtney doesn't wear
anything under her spankies.
625
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,491
That's no excuse, Jan.
626
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:52,333
I can't help it if my
digits slip occasionally.
627
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,621
Nuh-uh. Slip? Where?
628
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,957
Oh, come on, Missy.
Don't make him say it.
629
00:31:57,958 --> 00:31:59,250
Oh, my God.
630
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,418
My God, too.
631
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,496
You're a sick man, Jan.
632
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,380
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
633
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:09,178
put your hands together
for the Rancho Carne Toros!
634
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,354
And now, without further
ado let's hear it
635
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,941
for the five-time National
Cheerleading Champions,
636
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,943
the mighty Toros!
637
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:42,745
Go! Go! Come on!
638
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:45,713
We're number one!
639
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:48,174
Come on! Let's hear it!
640
00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:50,423
Whoo! Yeah!
641
00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:54,555
Bring it on, baby!
642
00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,758
Come on! Let's hear it! Come on!
643
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,557
Go, Toros!
644
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,817
Come on, Toros! Whoo!
645
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,402
Go, Toros!
646
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:12,069
Come on, Toros!
647
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,242
Come on. Yeah!
648
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,411
Yeah, Toros! Yeah!
649
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,541
Whoo!
650
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,044
Come on, guys, let's do it!
651
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,086
Ready?
652
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,797
Yo-ho, go, everybody!
653
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,091
Why don't you let your
cheerleaders play for you?
654
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,844
At least they win shit occasionally.
Oh, man, is that the best you got?
655
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,638
Yeah, come on, bring
it on, butt plug.
656
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:36,722
You want more? Okay.
657
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:38,891
While we're out here
kicking your ass,
658
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:40,893
- your cheer boys are over there...
- Ooh.
659
00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,603
scamming on all your squirrel.
660
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:45,272
Which is cool, since you
don't have dicks anyway.
661
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,398
Mmm-hmm.
662
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,901
Bitch! Punk!
663
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:08,295
Hey, Toros
That's right
664
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:10,464
The red, black and white
665
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,633
Guess what? Guess what?
666
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,381
You really suck
667
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:22,810
Hey, that's all right, that's okay
668
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,979
You're gonna pump our gas someday
669
00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:27,273
That's all right That's okay
670
00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,650
You're gonna pump our gas someday
671
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:38,113
Come on, guys! Touchdown!
Let's go, yeah!
672
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,656
Oh!
673
00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:47,831
Nice.
674
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,009
Fourteen-nothing.
675
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,712
- Go!
- Hut!
676
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,103
And with 4:50 left in
the third quarter...
677
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,271
Losers.
678
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,940
It's Costa Mesa 34, Toros nothing.
679
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,400
Come on, Defense, work!
680
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,526
Work!
681
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,570
Knock them down roll them around
682
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,030
Come on, Defense, work!
683
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,072
Work!
684
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:19,199
Knock them down roll them around
685
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,576
Come on, Defense, work!
686
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:21,660
Work!
687
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,537
Knock them down roll them around
688
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,164
Come on, Defense, work!
689
00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:26,248
Work!
690
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,000
Knock them down roll them around
691
00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:29,376
Come on, Defense, work!
692
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,461
Work!
693
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,421
Knock them down roll them around
694
00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:34,048
Come on, Defense, work!
695
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:36,717
Oh!
696
00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:39,379
Ooh!
697
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,555
Jan!
698
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,181
Go, Toros!
699
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,262
Yeah!
700
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,850
Come on, Toros!
701
00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:55,402
You're, like,
totally his eye candy.
702
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,571
God, I can't believe
you'd do that to Aaron.
703
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:58,656
Do what?
704
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,240
Especially with him.
705
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,076
What are you talking about?
706
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,745
Oh, don't play dumb. We're
better at it than you.
707
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,413
You're having cheer sex with him.
708
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:09,166
Flag on the play, it's
called against...
709
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,752
You guessed it, the Toros.
710
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:15,673
Remember, our next defeat is scheduled
for next Friday night at 8:00.
711
00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:19,169
Let's go, Toros!
712
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,971
Let's go, Toros!
713
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,137
Let's go, Toros!
714
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,136
Let's go, Toros!
715
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,980
All right!
716
00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:34,108
We're sweet, we got the
whip We can't be beat
717
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:35,734
We're the best
Our team's too cool
718
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,820
We got the class
to rock this school
719
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,613
Ah, yeah
720
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:42,783
We bad, we got the
team, we can't be had
721
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,618
We're the best
So score them points
722
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,537
You win the game
We'll rock this joint
723
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:50,457
Go, Toros, go, Toros
Go, go, go, Toros
724
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:54,336
Go, Clovers, go, Clovers
Go, go, go, Clovers
725
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:56,255
Our game is fierce and we are hip
726
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,173
So get on back
You can't touch this
727
00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:00,050
Our game is bad
We're without peer
728
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,386
So get that weakness outta here
729
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,638
Tried to steal our bit
but you look like shit
730
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,724
But we're the ones
who are down with it
731
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:17,651
I still say we use
the routine we have.
732
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,111
If we have to start over, I quit.
733
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,907
And that's the game.
734
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,909
Whoever here is for a new
routine, raise your hand.
735
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:30,456
Final score. Cougars
42, Toros nothing.
736
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,868
Jan's got spirit, yes, he do
737
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:37,042
Jan's got spirit, how about you?
738
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,416
Dude, you just lost.
739
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:47,347
So, is every game that eventful?
740
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,050
No. Thank God.
741
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,684
We have a real situation
on our hands.
742
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:53,395
I mean, we were humiliated
on our own turf.
743
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,522
We might have to have a rumble.
744
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,691
This is a serious problem!
745
00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,815
Oh, so is your breath.
746
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:02,238
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
747
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,082
What are you doing?
748
00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:57,456
Um...
749
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,509
Where's the bathroom?
750
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,010
Right there.
751
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:08,303
Oh!
752
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,257
Good night.
753
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,717
Night.
754
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,897
Are you into my brother?
755
00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:43,975
No. I have a boyfriend.
756
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,052
Hello.
757
00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,178
Aaron?
758
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,222
Tor, is that you?
759
00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:17,224
Where have you been?
I keep trying to call you.
760
00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:19,768
Yeah, I know. I've been, like,
totally busy with school
761
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:21,728
and practice and stuff. What's up?
762
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,063
Oh, it's bad, Aaron.
763
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:26,066
Miss Red snaked our routines
from the East Compton Clovers.
764
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,943
- All of our routines.
- What?
765
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:29,277
And they found out about it.
766
00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:31,989
They showed up at the game.
Gauntlets were thrown.
767
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,908
Tell me you didn't know about this.
I mean, I don't know what to do here.
768
00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:38,453
Of course, I didn't know,
but you gotta calm down.
769
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,163
This is not that big a deal.
770
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,374
Everybody uses
everybody else's material.
771
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,418
It's like this unwritten
rule or something.
772
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:45,752
That doesn't help me.
773
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,421
We can't do their
routine at Regionals
774
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,506
because they're gonna do
their routine at Regionals.
775
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,925
Come on, Tor,
you need a new routine.
776
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:53,593
That's all. No problem.
777
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:55,387
Just hire a professional
choreographer.
778
00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:56,847
A choreographer?
779
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,682
Look, just think of it
as collaboration.
780
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,977
The UCA totally
looks the other way.
781
00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:05,105
Call this guy.
His name is Sparky Polastri.
782
00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:07,024
- Pen.
- Remember Nationals last year?
783
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,234
Knows his shit, all right?
784
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:13,113
Here's the number. It's 555-7219.
785
00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:15,699
Thanks, Aaron. You
always know what to do.
786
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,652
Mmm-hmm. Bye, baby.
787
00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:20,955
Mmm, who was that?
788
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,874
My sister. Mmm.
789
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,043
But you're not my sister, are you?
790
00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,585
He says we should hire
a choreographer.
791
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,050
Hello.
792
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,379
Hi. May I please speak
to Sparky Polastri?
793
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:38,138
He'll need three or four days
to teach us the routine.
794
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:41,843
But here's the thing.
It's gonna cost us $2,000.
795
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:45,645
What, do I have the letters
A-T-M tattooed on my forehead?
796
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,349
We were thinking more
like D-A-D-D-Y.
797
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:52,024
Maybe I can get 500.
798
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:55,323
Okay, then we only need
1500 more by Monday.
799
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:57,240
What's up, Whitney?
800
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,366
Hi.
801
00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,494
Here we are at the Rancho
Carne Toro car wash,
802
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,242
raising a little money.
803
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:07,622
Yeah, baby, yeah!
804
00:43:08,878 --> 00:43:10,253
Work it, Kasey!
805
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,505
What's up, buddy?
806
00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:13,379
Come to mama.
807
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,716
Soak it up.
808
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,384
Working hard for our money?
809
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,677
That's a good shot, Les.
810
00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,221
You're right.
811
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:22,724
Giving it a little
buff job. That's good.
812
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,684
Oh, that's attractive, Tor.
813
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:26,978
Looking good. Shaking the booty.
814
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,943
Missy, what the hell are you doing?
815
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:38,573
Watch it!
816
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:42,365
Dude, watch out for the camera.
817
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:56,508
Hey, perv.
818
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,054
Hand over your 15 bucks
or get out of here.
819
00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,305
What are you doing?
820
00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:04,683
Making money from guys
ogling my goodies.
821
00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,560
Aw, I didn't need
to hear that. I didn't.
822
00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,353
That was an over-share.
823
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:10,773
Hey, Torrance. Come here a sec.
824
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:15,528
We'll just get this over with.
825
00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:19,615
My brother wants to
check out your rack.
826
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:23,744
You know, I begged my
mom for a brother.
827
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,413
He'd look a little ridiculous
in that bikini, wouldn't he?
828
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,332
Yeah.
829
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,622
So, nice car.
830
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:32,878
Yeah. Um...
831
00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:35,755
What can I say? I drive hard.
832
00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:37,215
Shouldn't take long to wash.
833
00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,718
Oh, don't even worry about it.
I got all afternoon.
834
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,887
I'll bet you do.
835
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,433
Where the hell is this guy?
836
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:49,269
Listen, we're lucky he's
even doing this for us.
837
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,833
Prepare for total domination!
838
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,135
Y'all ready for this?
839
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,361
Great.
840
00:45:43,366 --> 00:45:45,660
- Thanks for coming. We're...
- Don't speak.
841
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,701
You. You have weak ankles.
842
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:59,169
One of your calves
is bigger than the other.
843
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:01,216
Too much makeup.
844
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:04,469
Not enough makeup.
What's with the skin?
845
00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:06,931
Say it with me, "Sunlight"!
846
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:11,394
Male cheerleaders. Enough said.
847
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:13,975
Smile.
848
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,606
Don't smile.
849
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,059
Jackass.
850
00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:21,691
Good general tone and musculature.
851
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,158
Report those compliments
to your ass
852
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:30,454
before it gets so big
it forms its own Web site.
853
00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:36,584
And you, I take you
to be the captain,
854
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:39,129
which means you'll probably
need more work than anyone.
855
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,547
- Look, you don't...
- Shh...
856
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:42,591
- But...
- No, no, no, no, no.
857
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:45,468
Don't speak. Don't think.
858
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,922
Listen and learn.
859
00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:55,680
I'm a choreographer.
860
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,974
That's what I do.
861
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:01,273
You are cheerleaders.
862
00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:04,780
Cheerleaders are dancers
who have gone retarded.
863
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:08,948
What you do is a tiny,
pathetic subset of dancing.
864
00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:13,496
I will attempt to transform your
robotic routines into poetry,
865
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:15,040
written with the human body.
866
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:19,252
Follow me or perish,
sweater monkeys.
867
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:23,840
I want you to think of what
you ate today. Got it?
868
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:28,137
Now cut that in half. This is called
a diet. Everyone start one today.
869
00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:31,556
Darcy, honey,
you should stop eating.
870
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:35,226
You see, when you skip a meal, your
body feeds off its fat stores.
871
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:38,681
And if you skip enough, maybe
your body will eat your ass.
872
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,810
Why does everyone
have to go on a diet?
873
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:46,112
Because in cheerleading,
we throw people in the air,
874
00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,611
and fat people don't go as high.
875
00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,117
Come on, come on.
Let's get back to work!
876
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:03,922
Hold her up! I want dangerous!
877
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:05,924
I wanna feel like somebody's
gonna snap their neck!
878
00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:08,927
Spirit fingers!
Give me spirit fingers!
879
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,805
Spirit fingers. Give me spirit!
880
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,184
Ouch! Ouch!
881
00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:17,932
What? I told you I'd catch you.
882
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:22,023
Look, I understand you have
underwear up your ass right now,
883
00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,900
but it beats the hell
out of a shattered skull.
884
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,478
Think about it.
885
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:41,794
Okay, now, spirit fingers.
Spirit fingers!
886
00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:45,422
And spirit fingers!
887
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:52,470
Oh, my God!
888
00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:54,639
These are not spirit fingers.
889
00:48:57,643 --> 00:49:00,392
These are spirit fingers.
890
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,565
And these are gold.
891
00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:07,778
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
892
00:49:07,862 --> 00:49:11,489
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
893
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,574
Screw this.
894
00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:14,903
I did not sign on
for spirit fingers.
895
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:19,369
Come on! The spirit
fingers are great!
896
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,040
Yeah, whatever.
897
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,914
We are so screwed.
898
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:33,462
- Hey.
- Hey.
899
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,089
What's the matter?
900
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:36,674
You don't wanna know.
901
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,473
Ah! Cheer crisis.
902
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:45,688
I've just gotten so bogged
down in all this crap.
903
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:49,733
Well, if it's crap,
why do you do it?
904
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:52,780
I don't know.
905
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,403
So quit.
906
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:55,950
Maybe I should.
907
00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:57,368
Yeah, I mean, if you
don't like it anymore.
908
00:49:57,369 --> 00:49:58,946
I didn't say that.
909
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,618
Sounds like it.
910
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,917
I don't know what I want.
911
00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:07,086
I remember back when I cheered
at my school in Detroit.
912
00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:09,088
You cheered at your
other high school?
913
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:12,634
No, I never cheered, but I know
what you're going through.
914
00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:16,885
And regardless of all the
politics and the doubts,
915
00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,099
and the crap,
916
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:22,436
you just have to know
that you can do it.
917
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,649
And if it helps,
918
00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:30,064
I know you can.
919
00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:32,779
You do?
920
00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:34,773
Yeah.
921
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:42,494
All right, all right! I'm ready
to make a fool of myself.
922
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:44,825
State regionals, here we come.
923
00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:02,681
So much better than last year.
924
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:15,523
Welcome to the world of
competitive cheerleading.
925
00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:27,417
High school divisions,
please check the signs.
926
00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:29,294
If you're not here,
your division will be...
927
00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:32,505
Who art in heaven,
hallowed be Thy name.
928
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:37,553
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven...
929
00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,260
Broncos!
930
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:47,604
Ready? Okay!
931
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,751
Some of these uniforms
look so skanky.
932
00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,002
Whatever. They're white trash.
933
00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:12,883
- Where do they get them?
- They're white trash.
934
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:18,465
Cutter, I'm gonna kick
your ass, you evil whore!
935
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,595
Get over it, hag!
936
00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:22,930
She did not just hit me!
937
00:52:22,931 --> 00:52:24,557
No, she's a little kid.
938
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:26,392
You little...
939
00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:27,936
Get off me!
940
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:30,521
- Leave me alone!
- Stop it, Courtney!
941
00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,902
Hi. You, yes.
942
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,577
Your head was down.
943
00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:47,330
Your head was down
during that move.
944
00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:49,123
How are you gonna give a proper
score if you're not looking,
945
00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:51,793
if your head is down during a move?
946
00:52:56,590 --> 00:53:00,927
Remember, they give extra points
for alacrity and effulgence.
947
00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:02,880
Did we bring those?
948
00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:04,969
Oh, no. Look who's here.
949
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:16,814
Hi.
950
00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:25,827
We're in trouble.
951
00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:27,662
And now, making their
first appearance
952
00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:33,211
at the UCA California Regionals,
the East Compton Clovers!
953
00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:35,830
Yeah, Clovers!
954
00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:15,623
Stop.
955
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:44,864
I'm standing here with five-time
national returning champions,
956
00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:46,532
the Rancho Carne Toros.
957
00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:52,955
Leading the squad this year
is senior Torrance Shipman.
958
00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:55,041
Torrance, one of the things
we've come to expect
959
00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:58,628
from the Toros over the last few
years is a highly original routine.
960
00:54:58,629 --> 00:54:59,921
Can we expect the same this year?
961
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:03,132
Well, I think everyone goes
out there the same way,
962
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:06,803
being as prepared as they can be
and just hoping for the best.
963
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,095
We're just glad to be back here,
964
00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:10,656
and eager to see what some of the
other squads have come up with.
965
00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:14,560
Prepare for total domination!
966
00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:15,978
Isn't that Sparky?
967
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,981
Well, thank you, Rancho
Carne Toros, and good luck.
968
00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:20,775
- And now, the Mighty Muskrats...
- Thanks.
969
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:23,104
of Mesa Cucamonga!
970
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,868
Spirit fingers.
971
00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:32,992
They stole our routine!
972
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,112
Keep that Trojan spirit up!
973
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:08,114
Pump! Pump! Pump it up!
974
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:09,991
- It's the curse.
- What?
975
00:56:09,992 --> 00:56:11,158
The spirit stick curse.
976
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:12,451
Oh, God, will you
lay off with that?
977
00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:14,662
There's no curse, and
you're not going to Hades.
978
00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:17,123
News flash! Look around.
We are in Hades!
979
00:56:17,124 --> 00:56:19,827
Rancho Carne! You're up next!
980
00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:24,338
And now, from San
Diego, California,
981
00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:26,757
the five-time
national champions,
982
00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:30,219
the Rancho Carne Toros!
983
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,971
Yeah! Yeah!
984
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,392
I bet this is good.
985
00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:43,517
Prepare for total domination!
986
00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:53,193
Didn't we just see this routine?
987
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:07,309
What the f...?
988
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:19,951
The Rancho Carne Toros,
ladies and gentlemen.
989
00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:22,207
Go, Toros!
990
00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:23,955
Think they screwed up.
991
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,463
That was, um, interesting.
992
00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:31,716
Y'all should've just
stuck with our routines.
993
00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:32,842
Yeah.
994
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,163
Don't worry. We'll send you
a postcard from Nationals.
995
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:39,223
Next up, the Fighting
Beavers of San Bernardino.
996
00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,599
- Torrance Shipman?
- Yes.
997
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,393
Tad Freeman, Universal
Cheer Association.
998
00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:43,853
We have a problem.
999
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:45,438
A problem?
1000
00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:47,273
Oh, yes, a very big problem.
1001
00:58:47,274 --> 00:58:48,441
Hey.
1002
00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:49,612
I don't know if you can imagine...
1003
00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:52,153
- Hey. - ...The incredible sense
of déja vu I experienced
1004
00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:54,947
as I was watching
that last routine.
1005
00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:56,741
I wouldn't just now.
1006
00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,785
- What?
- Official cheer business.
1007
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,621
Come on. It's me. Hey, Torrance!
1008
00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:04,244
You see, I...
1009
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:05,993
Not now.
1010
00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:08,621
That was smooth. Real smooth.
1011
00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:10,379
I'll see her later.
1012
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:11,923
All righty.
1013
00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:18,804
Oh, uh, by the way,
nice spirit fingers.
1014
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:20,848
Yeah. Well, here's another.
1015
00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:25,019
Thanks.
1016
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:29,148
Obviously your Toros aren't the only
squad with this particular routine.
1017
00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:34,153
Does the name Sparky Polastri
mean anything to you?
1018
00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:35,863
- Sparky Polastri?
- Mmm-hmm.
1019
00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:39,742
Apparently he's been peddling this same
routine up and down the California coast.
1020
00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,741
Six squads total.
1021
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:45,372
We're holding an emergency session
of the discretionary panel.
1022
00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:46,457
About what?
1023
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:48,501
We've never had a situation
like this before.
1024
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:50,002
We really should
disqualify you and...
1025
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:51,462
No, no, don't punish the squad.
1026
00:59:51,463 --> 00:59:53,672
It was my choice to hire
Sparky, not theirs.
1027
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,674
Don't penalize everyone
for my bad judgment.
1028
00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:58,636
But since there's
no precedent for this,
1029
00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:00,304
there's nothing in the rule
books that forbids it.
1030
01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:02,556
It's simply frowned upon.
1031
01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:05,601
And I suppose we can't disqualify
you on those grounds alone.
1032
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:08,437
As defending champions, you are
guaranteed a bid to Florida,
1033
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,564
but know that
we'll be watching you.
1034
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:13,985
And don't expect to show up
at finals with that routine.
1035
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:19,698
What are you doing? You're
wrecking everything I built!
1036
01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:22,243
Hey, hey, hey, it's not totally her fault.
I was the one that hooked up...
1037
01:00:22,244 --> 01:00:24,495
This season should have
been gravy, okay?
1038
01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:27,581
I handpicked the squad, I
delivered an idiot-proof routine.
1039
01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,792
Platter, Nationals, hello!
1040
01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,502
Don't you mean a stolen routine?
1041
01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:34,213
Don't be so naive, Torrance.
1042
01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:37,049
Look, the truth is I was
a real leader, okay?
1043
01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:38,884
I did what I had to do
to win at Nationals,
1044
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:41,053
and ever since I handed
the reins over to you,
1045
01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:43,973
you've run my squad
straight into the ground!
1046
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:46,267
If I made any mistake
as a squad leader,
1047
01:00:46,268 --> 01:00:48,102
it wasn't borrowing cheers,
1048
01:00:48,103 --> 01:00:50,681
it was announcing you
as my successor.
1049
01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:57,062
Uh-uh. Not cool.
1050
01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:02,032
Hey, Tor. Tor. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
1051
01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:03,409
Let me go. I just wanna
get out of here.
1052
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:05,286
Hey, Big Red's a bitch.
1053
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:08,247
We all know that.
Even she knows that.
1054
01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:09,957
I don't know what
to do here, Aaron.
1055
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:12,751
Look. I know I haven't
always been there for you,
1056
01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:14,253
since I went to college.
1057
01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:17,298
It's been a rough
transition, for both of us.
1058
01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:20,968
But I still care about you as much
as I ever did. You know that, right?
1059
01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:22,928
- You do?
- Of course.
1060
01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:25,764
Which is why I hate to see you
like this, all stressed out.
1061
01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:27,766
It's not good for you.
1062
01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:31,562
You're a great cheerleader,
Tor, and you're cute as hell.
1063
01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:34,516
It's just that maybe...
1064
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,314
Maybe.
1065
01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:43,449
You're just not captain material,
1066
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,823
and there's nothing
wrong with that.
1067
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:49,079
Maybe you should consider letting
Courtney and Whitney take over the squad.
1068
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,956
They're just like Big Red.
1069
01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,625
You want me to give up captain?
1070
01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:55,169
Hey, let them deal
with the politics.
1071
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,796
You just do what you do best, Tor.
1072
01:01:57,797 --> 01:01:59,340
You cheer.
1073
01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:02,715
Cheer, Tor. Okay?
1074
01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:06,131
I just wanna see you happy.
1075
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,028
Bye.
1076
01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:31,539
Sleep tight, sweetie.
1077
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,312
Friend of yours?
1078
01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,690
He's my boyfriend.
1079
01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:02,108
Look, Cliff, I can explain.
1080
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:03,981
No. It's cool.
1081
01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:12,956
Here, um, I made you a tape, too.
1082
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:17,248
Cliff...
1083
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,621
Hey, Torrance, uh, it's me, Cliff.
1084
01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:56,707
Um, here's...
1085
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:59,335
I wrote something for
you, so here it is.
1086
01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:03,172
Oh, Torrance
1087
01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:06,300
Can't stand your cheerleading squad
1088
01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:09,803
But I love your pom-poms
1089
01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:14,600
I'd feed you bonbons all night
1090
01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:15,851
One, two, three, four!
1091
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:24,860
Yeah, you got me to feel
all those butterflies inside
1092
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,237
In your locker I would hide
1093
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:30,115
The truth,
It's only you I see
1094
01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:32,368
And you're just what I need
1095
01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:34,995
I'd bring you flowers everyday
1096
01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,581
Just to roll you in the hay
1097
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:40,292
Well, I'm feeling fine
I'm right on time
1098
01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:44,171
I know I'll get my way
1099
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:49,301
And you're just what I need
1100
01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:52,096
Not everything works as it seems
1101
01:04:52,097 --> 01:04:54,515
Is that so hard to believe?
1102
01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:56,975
'Cause you're just what I need
1103
01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:59,561
And you're just what I need
1104
01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:02,314
Not everything works as it seems
1105
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,817
Is that so hard to believe?
1106
01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,611
Shout out
1107
01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:15,744
Aaron called us last night.
1108
01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:18,414
He told us you're turning
the squad over to us.
1109
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:21,875
We want you know that just because
you bit the big one as captain,
1110
01:05:21,876 --> 01:05:24,002
does not mean we're gonna
be super hard on you.
1111
01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:25,337
- Oh!
- We'll treat you as if
1112
01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:27,339
you didn't screw us
into the ground.
1113
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:28,962
Gee, thanks.
1114
01:05:29,467 --> 01:05:32,719
Everyone, Torrance
is not to be harmed.
1115
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,173
We've already decided
on a course of action.
1116
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:37,485
We're gonna forego
Nationals this year.
1117
01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,852
Everyone's already agreed to it.
1118
01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:41,854
- Uh, except me.
- And me!
1119
01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:43,605
Both of you can be replaced.
1120
01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:45,566
I can't believe you guys.
1121
01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:49,403
The only person who can officially resign
the post of captain is the captain,
1122
01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:50,863
and I'm not going anywhere.
1123
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:52,531
Then we'll have to overthrow you.
1124
01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:53,904
Which we will!
1125
01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:55,451
Enough!
1126
01:05:55,827 --> 01:06:00,205
Our whole cheering career, we've staked
our reputation on being the best,
1127
01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:01,999
the most inventive.
1128
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:05,287
Now we finally have a chance
to truly be original,
1129
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:07,421
and you're all running scared.
1130
01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:08,714
She's crazy.
1131
01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:10,215
I am not crazy,
1132
01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:12,426
and I'm not resigning
as captain either.
1133
01:06:12,427 --> 01:06:14,136
You're gonna have to kill me first.
1134
01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,714
That can be arranged.
1135
01:06:15,847 --> 01:06:17,765
Shut it, Whitney! Let her talk!
1136
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:21,727
Look, I know I've screwed
up royally as captain,
1137
01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,395
but I believe in this squad,
1138
01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,981
and I know we can
bounce back from this.
1139
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,358
I'm not saying it's gonna be easy.
1140
01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:30,194
It's gonna be hard work.
1141
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:33,864
We need a new routine,
something amazing and fresh,
1142
01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:36,534
and we've got less than
three weeks till Nationals.
1143
01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:40,412
But if we can do it,
if we can pull this off,
1144
01:06:40,413 --> 01:06:43,457
then we can really
call ourselves original.
1145
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:44,791
Now who's with me?
1146
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,172
How about it, girls?
1147
01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:52,296
It's gonna be hard without you two.
1148
01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:54,919
Fine.
1149
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:57,964
Sure. Whatever.
1150
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,300
Okay. Let's do this.
1151
01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:03,852
We're gonna devote every
waking hour to practice,
1152
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:07,606
before school, in between
classes and after school.
1153
01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:10,817
Afternoon practices will
have to be twice as long.
1154
01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:14,029
We've gotta do whatever it takes
to be in perfect physical shape.
1155
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,948
Yeah. You can go a little harder.
1156
01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:16,990
There, there.
1157
01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:18,116
Yeah, that feels good.
1158
01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:20,410
Maybe we should join the squad.
1159
01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,204
- Push.
- Oh, yeah.
1160
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,914
Fag!
1161
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:28,877
And since the football team sucks
no matter how hard we cheer,
1162
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,706
we'll use night games
to practice, too.
1163
01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:33,131
But that's not all.
1164
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:35,008
We're gonna study
other types of movement,
1165
01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:36,882
from swing dance,
1166
01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:39,304
to interpretive dance...
1167
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:41,348
And you flow and you...
1168
01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:44,309
even mime.
1169
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:49,357
We'll draw inspiration from martial
arts, musicals, everything.
1170
01:07:51,234 --> 01:07:53,357
You guys know
we've got the talent.
1171
01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:58,033
We've just gotta work our asses
off and trust our instincts.
1172
01:07:58,825 --> 01:08:00,868
All of our instincts.
1173
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,377
Tor!
1174
01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:12,170
Wow! What are you doing here?
1175
01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:14,339
Just wanted to come by and see you.
1176
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:15,716
Is this a bad time?
1177
01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:17,301
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1178
01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:19,636
I'm super busy. I'm
working on this project...
1179
01:08:19,637 --> 01:08:21,847
Yeah, you sound super busy.
1180
01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:23,348
I guess that's it.
1181
01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:25,809
You were too busy to believe in me.
1182
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,686
Oh, no, no, but wait.
1183
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:31,481
You weren't too busy to sell me out
to Courtney and Whitney, were you?
1184
01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,730
Gee, now I'm confused.
1185
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:37,314
Well, I hope you're not
too busy to hear this.
1186
01:08:37,989 --> 01:08:40,567
Kiss my ass, Aaron! It's over!
1187
01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:48,707
You're a great cheerleader, Aaron.
1188
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,792
It's just that...
1189
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:53,917
Maybe you're not exactly
boyfriend material.
1190
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,797
Bye-bye.
1191
01:08:58,217 --> 01:08:59,885
You're a cheerleader?
1192
01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:12,064
UCA just posted the Nationals
list on the Internet.
1193
01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:14,483
East Compton isn't on it.
1194
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:17,944
They couldn't raise the money
in time. They're not going.
1195
01:09:17,945 --> 01:09:19,738
What do you mean,
"They're not going"?
1196
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:21,740
Torrance, that's good news.
1197
01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:23,867
They cannot not go.
That's not good news.
1198
01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,202
What are you talking about?
1199
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:27,496
They don't go, we win.
Once again we're the best.
1200
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:31,750
I define best as competing against the
best there is out there and beating them.
1201
01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:33,419
They have to go.
1202
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:37,005
It's so unfair.
The first inter-city squad
1203
01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:39,508
to get a bid to Nationals
and they can't afford to go?
1204
01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:41,802
Look, Mom. Her head is spinning
off into another dimension.
1205
01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:42,928
Justin!
1206
01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:45,180
The company gets hit up for
money all the time, honey.
1207
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:46,306
I just can't.
1208
01:09:46,307 --> 01:09:48,934
It's not that much money,
Mr. Level-Playing-Field.
1209
01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:51,186
Tell them the deal.
Maybe they'll wanna help.
1210
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,480
Yeah? Okay, I'll make the call,
1211
01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:55,440
but I'll tell you,
they'll probably say no.
1212
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:56,900
Don't let them.
1213
01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:58,944
Think of how much it'll
mean to East Compton.
1214
01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:01,113
They deserve to go.
1215
01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:03,282
Do the right thing, Dad!
1216
01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:09,322
Did that just happen?
1217
01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:10,827
Yeah.
1218
01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:13,750
"Where we come from, cheer is
not a word we hear very often."
1219
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:16,628
"They should call us
inspiration leaders instead."
1220
01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:18,755
Oh, that's deep. I like that.
1221
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:20,465
I don't know why we writing
to some talk-show host.
1222
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,342
It's like we begging
for charity or something.
1223
01:10:22,343 --> 01:10:24,803
It's not charity. Pauletta
Patton's from our neighborhood.
1224
01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:26,680
She'll understand
why we need the money.
1225
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:27,931
Tell her we need to buy donuts.
1226
01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:29,558
Her big butt will understand that.
1227
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:32,310
Ha-ha! Stop being
counterproductive, all right?
1228
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:35,480
Lava, please stop teaching her these
big words before she choke on one.
1229
01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:38,692
No, better I choke you, Lafred.
1230
01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:40,777
- Look, Jenelope...
- You guys, stop!
1231
01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:42,946
Please. Damn!
1232
01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:48,201
Well, tell her about the late-night
practices we've been having.
1233
01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:50,655
There you go. That's the kind of
stuff she wants to hear about.
1234
01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:52,035
Now we're talking.
1235
01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:10,056
You guys have to go to Nationals.
1236
01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:12,009
Did you come up here
just to tell me that?
1237
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:15,187
Here. I got my dad's company
to sponsor you guys.
1238
01:11:15,188 --> 01:11:16,688
What is this, hush money?
1239
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:17,814
No.
1240
01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:20,192
Oh, right. It's guilt money.
1241
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:22,152
You pay our way in and you
sleep better at night
1242
01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:25,482
knowing how your whole world is
based on one big, old fat lie.
1243
01:11:26,657 --> 01:11:28,530
Well, you know what?
1244
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,615
We don't need you.
1245
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,208
Why do you have to be so mean?
1246
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:37,959
I'm just trying to do
the right thing here.
1247
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:41,046
Look, I'm trying to be
strong for my squad, okay?
1248
01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,714
That's what a captain does.
1249
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:44,674
Well, I'm a captain, too, you know,
1250
01:11:44,675 --> 01:11:46,627
and I'm trying to make it right.
1251
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,430
You wanna make it right?
1252
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,682
Then when you go
to Nationals, bring it.
1253
01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:55,727
Don't slack off because
you feel sorry for us.
1254
01:11:55,728 --> 01:11:57,896
That way, when we beat you,
1255
01:11:57,897 --> 01:12:00,190
we'll know it's
because we're better.
1256
01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:02,769
I'll bring it. Don't worry.
1257
01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:04,441
I never do.
1258
01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:13,954
Yeah, your parents
just have to sign it.
1259
01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:16,039
Okay, bye.
1260
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,662
Bye, Tor.
1261
01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:28,677
I listened to your tape.
I loved it.
1262
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:29,761
Great.
1263
01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:31,596
Can I talk to you?
1264
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:34,224
I was upset that night.
Aaron gave me a ride home.
1265
01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:36,977
It was just a good-night
kiss. It meant nothing.
1266
01:12:36,978 --> 01:12:38,680
Oh. I'm sorry.
1267
01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:42,525
And I wanted you to know
that I broke up with him.
1268
01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:45,653
Congratulations.
1269
01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:49,155
He didn't believe in me.
1270
01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:50,407
You did!
1271
01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:51,616
Whatever.
1272
01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:55,447
That's important to me!
You believed in me!
1273
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:13,930
Bite me.
1274
01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:17,183
Hanging out with the air heads has really
sharpened your verbal skills, huh?
1275
01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:18,636
Screw you.
1276
01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:21,013
Said the cheerleader.
1277
01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:24,726
That's right, I am a cheerleader,
and you're a dumb ass.
1278
01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:28,862
Torrance likes you, okay?
She likes you.
1279
01:13:28,863 --> 01:13:30,530
She has an odd way of showing it.
1280
01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:31,948
Don't be stupid.
1281
01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:33,742
She broke up with
her boyfriend for you.
1282
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:35,445
Yeah.
1283
01:13:35,953 --> 01:13:40,499
Look. Do us all a favor and get over
yourself and tell her how you feel.
1284
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,747
I thought I had.
1285
01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:44,704
Well, try again.
1286
01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:48,253
And let me give you a little
tip from a cheerleader.
1287
01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:52,677
Be aggressive.
1288
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:56,848
Now back to Paulette!
1289
01:13:56,849 --> 01:13:59,051
Thank you. Thank you.
1290
01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:01,937
Today on Pauletta, it's "Wish Day"!
1291
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:07,565
Today's letter comes from
East Compton, California.
1292
01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:09,319
"Dear Pauletta,
1293
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:12,864
"Where we come from, cheer is not
a word that you hear very often,
1294
01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:14,407
"but that's what we are,
1295
01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:17,243
"the cheerleaders of
East Compton High School.
1296
01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:20,372
"They should really call us
inspiration leaders,
1297
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:22,290
"because that's what we do.
1298
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:24,376
"We inspire the people
from our neighborhoods
1299
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:27,045
"to believe that our team can win.
1300
01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:29,499
"That's why we're asking you
to fulfill our wish
1301
01:14:29,882 --> 01:14:32,717
"to send us to the National
Cheerleading Competition
1302
01:14:32,718 --> 01:14:34,386
"for the first time."
1303
01:14:34,512 --> 01:14:37,555
Well, Clovers, you got your wish.
1304
01:14:37,556 --> 01:14:40,308
Audience, the East Compton Clovers!
1305
01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:45,814
Hi, Pauletta.
1306
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:49,025
We just wanna say how thankful
we are for all of your help.
1307
01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:52,988
Pauletta, you my girl!
You the bomb, baby!
1308
01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:54,990
Ooh, Pauletta, girl,
we love you so much, girl.
1309
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:56,574
I want to say you don't
have to lose a pound.
1310
01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:57,951
We love you just the way you are!
1311
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,246
Pauletta, we're gonna make you
an honorary Clover for life.
1312
01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:02,497
Thank you so much.
1313
01:15:06,043 --> 01:15:08,795
Ooh! I'm gonna look
good in this, y'all.
1314
01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:21,433
So, is your family coming?
1315
01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:23,810
I don't know if Cliff's coming.
1316
01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,895
I totally blew it with Cliff.
1317
01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:27,939
Forget it. My brother's an idiot.
1318
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:30,483
You're his sister. You
don't see him like I do.
1319
01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:34,484
Yeah, and that's a good thing,
'cause that would be a crime.
1320
01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,946
Hey, ladies, wanna
see my spirit stick?
1321
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,919
Hey, this is Cliff. Leave
a message after the...
1322
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,466
Hello. Hello?
1323
01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:58,970
Lock your doors. Bolt your windows.
1324
01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:02,807
Daytona, Florida, has been
invaded by teenage cheerleaders.
1325
01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:04,017
And what do they want?
1326
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:08,104
The chance to be the number one
cheerleading squad in the country.
1327
01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:11,357
You know, in high school, I couldn't
pay a cheerleader to talk to me.
1328
01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:14,152
Now, I'm surrounded by them,
and let's face it,
1329
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:19,616
any sport that combines gymnastics,
dance and short skirts is okay by me.
1330
01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:23,119
ESPN2 welcomes you
to sunny Daytona, Florida,
1331
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,664
for the Universal Cheer
Association Nationals 2000.
1332
01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:30,126
Fifty squads from 50 high
schools across the nation
1333
01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:32,087
are gathered here to duke it out.
1334
01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:35,465
You wanna talk pressure? Ha-ha.
These kids are feeling it.
1335
01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:39,511
One individual mistake
can cost a squad everything.
1336
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:44,343
Who's got spirit? We do,
baby. Only on the deuce.
1337
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:56,236
Hey.
1338
01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:59,322
Watch going out of bounds. They
deduct like crazy for that stuff.
1339
01:16:59,323 --> 01:17:01,282
What, you going for
sainthood or something?
1340
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,034
You don't wanna blow it
on something tiny.
1341
01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:06,037
Look, me and my squad made it to the
big show without any of your help.
1342
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:08,286
I think we can handle it.
1343
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:10,834
Stay in bounds!
1344
01:17:10,835 --> 01:17:14,379
If any of you step outside that
ugly blue carpet, you are dead.
1345
01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:15,505
Happy?
1346
01:17:15,506 --> 01:17:16,707
Yes.
1347
01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:19,926
Tell your girl on the end she's about
a half second early on all her moves.
1348
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:22,262
Okay, I will. Happy?
1349
01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:23,806
Yep.
1350
01:17:24,056 --> 01:17:26,179
Hey, remember.
1351
01:17:27,351 --> 01:17:29,053
Bring it.
1352
01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:33,690
And what the hell was that about?
1353
01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:35,564
It's boom, boom...
1354
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:39,151
We just understand
each other, that's all.
1355
01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,115
All right, let's do this.
1356
01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:43,784
- One, two, three.
- Clovers!
1357
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:17,168
The field has been narrowed,
and the advancing squads
1358
01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:19,003
will move on to tomorrow's finals.
1359
01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:20,838
Defending champs, the Toros,
1360
01:19:20,839 --> 01:19:24,342
have managed to come back from a
humiliating showing at Regionals.
1361
01:19:24,343 --> 01:19:26,886
But the real Cinderella
story here, of course,
1362
01:19:26,887 --> 01:19:30,182
is the Clovers of East
Compton, California.
1363
01:19:32,851 --> 01:19:34,394
Kasey's popping zits again.
1364
01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:37,230
Gross, Kasey. You're totally
bedaubing the mirror.
1365
01:19:37,231 --> 01:19:38,398
Clean it off.
1366
01:19:38,399 --> 01:19:40,566
Okay, okay! All right.
1367
01:19:43,862 --> 01:19:47,532
I don't know what's scarier, neurotic
cheerleaders or the pressure to win.
1368
01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:51,283
I could make a killing selling
something like Diet Prozac.
1369
01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:53,871
Thank God you're here
this season, Missy.
1370
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,540
I couldn't have done it alone.
1371
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:57,125
Oh! Tear.
1372
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:59,249
No, I mean it!
1373
01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:08,344
Shut up! You don't have
it yet, you don't have it!
1374
01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:09,888
Give it up already!
1375
01:20:10,764 --> 01:20:13,474
Daytona, Florida, day number two.
1376
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,810
By sundown, only one squad
1377
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:20,232
can call themselves UCA
National Champions 2000.
1378
01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:24,774
Shit!
1379
01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:28,866
Where the hell are my spanky pants?
1380
01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:30,783
What's that on his head?
1381
01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:33,578
Don't be shy, ladies.
Donations are always welcome.
1382
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:38,038
Hey, babe. Are you
in a giving mood?
1383
01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:40,369
Sure.
1384
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:44,547
Get lost, freak, or I'm
gonna tell all your friends
1385
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:46,257
that you were at a
cheerleading competition.
1386
01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:47,759
You wouldn't.
1387
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,382
Oh, I would.
1388
01:20:49,803 --> 01:20:52,013
Hey, I recognize these.
1389
01:20:53,599 --> 01:20:54,932
That was perfect.
1390
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:59,479
Your basket toss was amazing,
and no one saw that landing.
1391
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,016
Really?
1392
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:04,526
We should find your tooth.
1393
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:09,697
Colorado Springs, Colorado!
1394
01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:10,990
Hey.
1395
01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:14,824
That last lift you did was amazing.
1396
01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:16,746
Thanks.
1397
01:21:16,747 --> 01:21:18,706
Hey, good luck out there.
1398
01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:20,708
Thanks, man. I'm Les.
1399
01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:22,502
I'm Tim.
1400
01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:23,795
It's nice to meet you.
1401
01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,171
Hey, I'll see you around?
1402
01:21:25,172 --> 01:21:26,669
Yeah.
1403
01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:32,387
Okay, now focus and
don't be nervous.
1404
01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:33,638
I'm not nervous.
1405
01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:36,099
No, just try not to think
about the stakes, okay?
1406
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:38,351
I'm totally cool. I'm so ready.
1407
01:21:38,352 --> 01:21:43,183
The main thing that you must
remember is always smile!
1408
01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:50,022
Sorry.
1409
01:21:50,656 --> 01:21:52,323
Man, my stomach is killing me!
1410
01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:55,493
Yo, relax, girl. You're
making me even more nervous.
1411
01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:57,947
You guys, look. Gather up.
1412
01:21:58,497 --> 01:21:59,997
Guys, we got this.
1413
01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:03,543
We have done this routine
a million times. Just relax.
1414
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:05,169
Forget about all those
faces out there
1415
01:22:05,170 --> 01:22:07,338
and just imagine that
we're back at our school,
1416
01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:09,465
in our gym, just doing our thing.
1417
01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:11,092
We'll be fine. All right?
1418
01:22:11,093 --> 01:22:13,094
East Compton Clovers, you're up!
1419
01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:14,512
All right, now let's
do this, Clovers.
1420
01:22:14,513 --> 01:22:15,805
Yeah!
1421
01:22:15,806 --> 01:22:16,889
- Raise the ceiling!
- Let's go, baby.
1422
01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,099
One, two, three!
1423
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:19,301
You know!
1424
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:21,853
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome,
1425
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:25,940
from East Compton,
California, the Clovers!
1426
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,569
Ready! Go!
1427
01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:01,536
Yeah!
1428
01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:04,823
You know!
1429
01:24:15,551 --> 01:24:17,094
Yeah!
1430
01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:18,844
East Compton!
1431
01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:20,137
Come on!
1432
01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:29,139
Yeah! Thank you.
1433
01:24:32,442 --> 01:24:36,237
Let's hear it for the
East Compton Clovers!
1434
01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:50,501
Okay, guys, let's go out
there and do our best.
1435
01:24:50,502 --> 01:24:53,546
Nothing hits the floor.
We stick it. Hands in.
1436
01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,465
Trust on three. One, two, three.
1437
01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:57,667
Trust!
1438
01:24:58,343 --> 01:25:03,973
Welcome the five-time national
champions from San Diego, California,
1439
01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:07,351
the Rancho Carne Toros!
1440
01:25:08,395 --> 01:25:09,972
Go, Toros!
1441
01:25:12,399 --> 01:25:13,649
Let's go!
1442
01:25:49,227 --> 01:25:51,145
Go, Toros!
1443
01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:55,122
Yeah!
1444
01:27:00,257 --> 01:27:02,591
Toros! Yeah!
1445
01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:04,135
Number one! Yeah!
1446
01:27:08,265 --> 01:27:09,842
Whoo!
1447
01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:11,555
Whoo!
1448
01:27:11,685 --> 01:27:13,519
- Yes!
- Yes!
1449
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:18,601
Let's hear it for the defending
champions, the Rancho Carne Toros!
1450
01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:33,998
Ladies and gentlemen, our five
finalist teams have taken the stage,
1451
01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:37,168
so please give a warm
welcome to our emcees,
1452
01:27:37,169 --> 01:27:40,629
editor of Cheer Fashion
magazine, Ms. Brandi Tattersol,
1453
01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:43,883
and UCA president,
Mr. Johnny Garrison.
1454
01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:45,176
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
1455
01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:47,344
the moment you've all
been waiting for,
1456
01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:50,890
the award ceremony for UCA 2000.
1457
01:27:50,891 --> 01:27:54,059
Five finalist squads,
and only one will walk away
1458
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:59,190
with the grand prize trophy
and a check for $20, 000.
1459
01:27:59,191 --> 01:28:03,944
And so, in third place,
from New Pope High School,
1460
01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:07,319
in New Pope, Mississippi,
the New Pope Cavaliers!
1461
01:28:09,075 --> 01:28:11,198
Let's hear it for 'em.
1462
01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:14,414
Well done, ladies.
1463
01:28:15,415 --> 01:28:18,368
And now, Brandi,
would you do the honors?
1464
01:28:21,087 --> 01:28:24,507
And in second place, and
this was a tough decision,
1465
01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:29,011
as there were two outstanding
performances this year.
1466
01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:35,766
In second place, from San Diego,
California, the Rancho Carne Toros!
1467
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,230
Second place? Hell, yeah!
1468
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,144
Yes!
1469
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:47,029
Yes!
1470
01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:51,075
- All right!
- Wonderful.
1471
01:28:51,076 --> 01:28:52,952
And now, the winners
of this year's
1472
01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:55,913
National High School
Cheerleading Championships,
1473
01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:59,163
the East Compton Clovers
of East Compton, California!
1474
01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:07,216
Congratulations,
Clovers. Let's hear it!
1475
01:29:07,217 --> 01:29:09,093
Number one! Yeah!
1476
01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:11,171
We did it! We did it!
1477
01:29:13,431 --> 01:29:16,100
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it out there!
1478
01:29:17,102 --> 01:29:19,805
Let's hear it for
all of our squads!
1479
01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:27,984
Congratulations.
1480
01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:30,691
Torrance.
1481
01:29:32,284 --> 01:29:33,986
Whoa, nice check.
1482
01:29:35,161 --> 01:29:37,288
I just want to say,
captain to captain,
1483
01:29:37,289 --> 01:29:40,624
I respect what you guys did
out there. You guys were good.
1484
01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:42,919
Thanks. You were better.
1485
01:29:43,712 --> 01:29:45,129
We were, huh?
1486
01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:54,097
Look, my very own spirit stick.
1487
01:29:58,476 --> 01:30:01,186
So, you think the curse is broken?
1488
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:03,647
I don't believe in curses anymore.
1489
01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:05,350
- Oh, really?
- No.
1490
01:30:17,412 --> 01:30:19,622
Well, maybe we should
burn that, just in case.
1491
01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:20,995
Right!
1492
01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:24,209
Congratulations.
1493
01:30:24,210 --> 01:30:25,627
Oh, thanks.
1494
01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:30,007
Uh, you remember my friend,
Torrance, right?
1495
01:30:30,008 --> 01:30:31,835
Yeah, I think so.
1496
01:30:34,721 --> 01:30:38,182
We'll talk later. Les!
Come here, hot stuff.
1497
01:30:38,183 --> 01:30:42,186
So, second place? How's it feel?
1498
01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:44,230
Feels like first.
1499
01:31:05,335 --> 01:31:07,002
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine
1500
01:31:07,003 --> 01:31:08,420
You're so fine you blow my mind
1501
01:31:08,421 --> 01:31:10,874
Hey, Mickey
Hey, Mickey
1502
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:13,384
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine
1503
01:31:13,385 --> 01:31:14,802
You're so fine you blow my mind
1504
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,176
Hey, Mickey
Hey, Mickey
1505
01:31:18,056 --> 01:31:19,556
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine
1506
01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,600
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Mickey
1507
01:31:21,601 --> 01:31:24,395
Yes, I really think...
1508
01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:26,021
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine
1509
01:31:26,022 --> 01:31:28,316
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey, Mickey
1510
01:31:28,566 --> 01:31:30,439
I'm really stoked.
1511
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:34,571
Let's go out there and do
our best, okay, nothing...
1512
01:31:34,572 --> 01:31:37,195
That's why they...
1513
01:31:38,076 --> 01:31:42,247
Before we start, I'm gonna... I'm...
Freakin' A. That one freakin'...
1514
01:31:43,081 --> 01:31:45,079
What the hell is up?
1515
01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:49,288
Hey, Mickey
1516
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:52,923
You've been around all night
And that's a little long
1517
01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:56,135
You think you've got the right
and I think you've got it wrong
1518
01:31:56,136 --> 01:31:57,720
Why Can't you say goodnight?
1519
01:31:57,721 --> 01:31:59,798
So you can take me home, Mickey
1520
01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:01,223
Okay, let's do this.
1521
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:05,853
'Cause when you say you will
It always means you won't
1522
01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:09,273
You're givin' me the chills
Baby, please, baby, don't
1523
01:32:09,274 --> 01:32:13,195
Every night you still
Leave me all alone, Mickey
1524
01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:18,866
Oh, Mickey, what a pity
You don't understand
1525
01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:22,202
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
1526
01:32:22,203 --> 01:32:25,456
Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty
Can't you understand?
1527
01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:28,208
It's guys like you, Mickey
1528
01:32:28,209 --> 01:32:30,544
Oh, what you do, Mickey
Do, Mickey
1529
01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:33,047
Don't break my heart, Mickey
1530
01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:34,757
Hey, Mickey
1531
01:32:34,758 --> 01:32:38,635
Now when you take me by the
Who's ever gonna know
1532
01:32:38,636 --> 01:32:41,680
Every time you move
I let a little more show
1533
01:32:41,681 --> 01:32:45,184
There's something we can use
So don't say no, Mickey
1534
01:32:45,185 --> 01:32:46,386
Ready.
1535
01:32:48,104 --> 01:32:51,565
So come on and give it
to me anyway you can
1536
01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:54,318
Anyway you want to do it
I'll take it like a man
1537
01:32:54,319 --> 01:32:58,155
But it beats the hell out of a
shattered skull. Think about it.
1538
01:33:01,201 --> 01:33:04,536
Oh, Mickey, what a pity
You don't understand
1539
01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:07,915
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
1540
01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:11,001
Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty
Can't you understand?
1541
01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:13,500
It's guys like you, Mickey
1542
01:33:13,797 --> 01:33:16,340
Oh, what you do, Mickey
Do, Mickey
1543
01:33:16,341 --> 01:33:18,714
Don't break my heart, Mickey
1544
01:33:40,406 --> 01:33:42,032
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine
1545
01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:43,534
You're so fine you blow my mind
1546
01:33:43,535 --> 01:33:45,908
Hey, Mickey
Hey, Mickey
1547
01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:48,497
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine
1548
01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:49,998
You're so fine you blow my mind
1549
01:33:49,999 --> 01:33:52,497
Hey, Mickey
Hey, Mickey
1550
01:33:53,253 --> 01:33:54,878
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine
1551
01:33:54,879 --> 01:33:57,131
You're so fine you blow
my mind Hey, Mickey
1552
01:33:59,717 --> 01:34:01,343
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine
1553
01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:02,719
You're so fine you blow my mind
1554
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:05,889
Hey, Mickey
Hey, Mickey
1555
01:34:05,890 --> 01:34:07,763
No, that was shitty.
I hated that one.