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Remember when they let airlines
land in this town?
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Yeah. Well, I don't understand
where we're going...
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...or why we're bothering anyhow.
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- You're doing a good deed.
- Wanna give us a better reason?
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A maniac hijacked a municipal bus
with 30 passengers on it.
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I got a hunch where those passengers are
and who that maniac is.
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You wanna share it with us?
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Phoenix. Simon Phoenix.
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Send a maniac to catch one.
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Phoenix!
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Don't move, Phoenix.
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You're under arrest.
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Ha-ha-ha. Arrest? Shit.
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And you're trespassing.
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Where are the passengers?
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Oh, yes, the passengers.
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Well, they're, uh....
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Fuck you.
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The passengers are gone. Ha-ha-ha.
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See, I told the city, I said,
"Look, nobody comes down here."
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Postmen figured it out...
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...policemen figured it out.
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But the goddamn bus drivers
just wouldn't listen.
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Last time, Phoenix.
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Where are the hostages?
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To hell with the hostages.
This is between you and me.
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- Yeah.
- What? What?
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What you got, soldier boy?
Do something.
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Go ahead. Ha-ha-ha.
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You're up to your ass in gasoline.
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Set your ass on fire.
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Is it cold in here?
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Or is it just me?
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Where are they, Phoenix?
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Now, where did I put them? Ha.
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I swear, I'd lose my head
if it wasn't attached.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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Damn it, John,
I'm tired of this Demolition Man shit.
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You were not supposed
to come down here.
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You were not supposed to attempt
the arrest of Phoenix singlehanded...
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...or blow anything up!
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It's not me. He dumped the gas
and rigged the place to blow.
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You had nothing to do with it.
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I know you've tried to nail
this psycho for two years.
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But try remembering a thing called
official police procedure.
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- Where are the hostages?
- Not here.
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- What do you mean?
- He must've stashed them someplace else.
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Are you sure they weren't in there?
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I did a thermo check and there was
eight of them, all part of his gang.
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Wrong again!
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- You got something to say?
- Ha-ha-ha.
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- Get him out of here.
- Let's go.
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Oh, you motherfucker.
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You and I are gonna have
a nice long chat.
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Captain! Captain!
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Over here. There are bodies everywhere.
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There must be 20 or 30.
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They're everywhere.
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See that? I told him.
He said he didn't care.
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Oh, my God! How could you sacrifice
all those innocent people for little old me?
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What kind of man are you?
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We'll spend a lot of quality time together.
See you, sweetie!
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Honey! Sugar!
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You got a lawyer, you better call him.
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John Spartan, you've done
great deeds for the city of Los Angeles.
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So it is with some regret that I,
William Smithers...
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...acting as assistant warden,
hereby carry out this sentence.
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Skip it.
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You've been sentenced to...
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...70 years' sub-zero rehabilitation
in the California Cryo-Penitentiary...
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...for the involuntary manslaughter
of 30 innocent civilians.
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Skip it.
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You'll be placed in cryostasis
for the duration of your sentence...
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...during which your behavior will be altered
through synaptic suggestion.
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You'll be eligible for parole no earlier
than the year 2046.
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I'm sorry, sergeant.
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All personnel...
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...the next scheduled parole hearing
for prisoner Gilmour...
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...will take place at 0715.
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Warden William Smithers,
report to Level A conference room.
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Mellow greetings,
Warden William Smithers.
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Be well, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.
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As it is a beautiful Monday morning...
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...and as my duty log irrationally
requires it...
85
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...I'm hereby querying you
on the prison population update.
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Does the tedium continue?
87
00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:30,334
Your questioning is as amusing
as it is irrelevant.
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The prisoners are ice cubes.
They never move.
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I find this lack of stimulus
to be truly disappointing.
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- Don't you think?
- I try not to.
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However, you're young.
Think all you want.
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Things don't happen anymore.
We've taken care of all that.
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I'll Fiber Op you back
after the parole hearings.
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Have a peachy day, lieutenant. Be well.
95
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Be well.
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Vector 137.
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Upcoming, Santa Monica Boulevard.
98
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Retina coding accepted,
Warden William Smithers. Be well.
99
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Go on.
100
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- Self-drive on.
- Self-drive engaged.
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Huxley, Lenina coding on.
102
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No police presence
is requested in the city at this time.
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Report to the station.
104
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Oh, boy, how exciting.
105
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,010
That's it.
106
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:06,805
Food, glorious food.
There'll be another one in 12 hours.
107
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,683
These assholes are nothing
if not predictable.
108
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,310
God, I love to hate this place.
109
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- There's not enough of us, Friendly.
- That doesn't really matter anymore.
110
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People are hungry.
111
00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,859
We got nothing left to lose.
112
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:33,916
Greetings, Erwin.
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Lovely Lenina.
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00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:41,757
Greetings, welcome to the emergency line
of the San Angeles Police Department.
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00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,718
If you'd prefer an automated response,
press 1 now.
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Be well, lieutenant.
117
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,642
Mellow greetings, Lenina Huxley.
118
00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:53,811
Let me guess, all is serene?
119
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,647
On the contrary,
it's been a horrific a.m.
120
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,441
Public buildings were defaced.
121
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,777
Walls smudged with...
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00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,487
...scandalous graffiti.
123
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:04,780
Really?
124
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,950
Brutal. Why wasn't there
an all-cars notified?
125
00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:11,829
Because there was no need
to create widespread panic.
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00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,456
Lieutenant Huxley...
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00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,501
...I monitored your disheartening
and distressing comments...
128
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...to the warden this morning.
129
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:22,965
Do you really long for
chaos and disharmony?
130
00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:27,845
Your fascination with the 20th century
seems to be affecting your judgment.
131
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:32,141
You realize you're setting a bad example
for other officers and personnel.
132
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,977
Thank you for the attitude readjustment,
Chief Earle.
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Info assimilated.
134
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,696
Sanctimonious asshole.
135
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,324
Lenina Huxley,
you are fined one half credit...
136
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,869
...for a sotto voce violation
of the verbal morality statute.
137
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,579
Thank you.
138
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,962
Phew, that was tense.
139
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,922
- That was tense?
- Yes.
140
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,175
Tell me, Garcia...
141
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:10,429
...don't you get bored code-tracing perps
who break curfew and tell dirty jokes?
142
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,639
No, I find my job deeply fulfilling.
143
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:17,728
I just cannot get over the reality
of this office, Lenina Huxley.
144
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,813
You're still addicted
to the 20th century.
145
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:23,775
High from its harshness.
Buzzed by its brutality.
146
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,111
Holy smokes!
147
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:30,282
Is there anything in this office which
doesn't violate Contraband Ordinance 22?
148
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,910
Only you, Alfredo Garcia.
149
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:36,330
Don't you ever want
something to happen?
150
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,373
Goodness, no.
151
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,418
I knew you were gonna say that.
152
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,006
What I wouldn't give for some action.
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00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,770
Mr. Simon Phoenix.
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00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:03,398
One of our first and most
illustrious members.
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00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:08,278
Allow me to welcome you
to your parole hearing.
156
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,280
Let's get this one over quick.
157
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:16,620
Twenty-nine years ago,
the parole system as you know it--
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--was rendered obsolete.
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Federal Statute 537-29--
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00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,343
Stop it!
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00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,182
Do you have anything fresh
to say on your behalf?
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00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,813
I thought not.
163
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,651
Yeah, I do.
164
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,778
Teddy bear.
165
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,339
How'd you know the password
to the cuffs?
166
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:10,966
I wish I knew.
167
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,593
Simon says, die.
168
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,938
Yoo-hoo!
169
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,446
Warden...
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00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,032
...let's get this over quickly.
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00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:46,335
Retina coding accepted,
Warden William Smithers.
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00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,211
Be well.
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00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,881
Yeah, you too.
174
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,552
187. 187.
175
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,055
Northwest quadrant. 187.
176
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,897
Oh, my. Oh, my.
177
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,067
I don't believe it.
178
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:13,070
Northwest quadrant. 187.
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00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,656
What's a 187?
180
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,948
I don't know.
181
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,284
Cryoprison. Level 6.
182
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,871
Identify code 187.
183
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,625
MDK.
184
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,086
MurderDeathKill.
185
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,340
MurderDeathKill.
186
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:36,385
Last recorded offense,
September 25, 2010.
187
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,262
Initiate search, confirming location.
188
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,972
Cryoprison, Level 6.
189
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:46,353
Two code 187s.
Officer Jean Desjardins, guard.
190
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,188
Officer Alfred Pamela, guard.
191
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:52,693
Tracking. Live transmission diagnostic
check, Warden William Smithers.
192
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,363
Injuries: severe eye trauma,
ruptured spleen...
193
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,115
...punctured lung...
194
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,325
...broken rib, internal bleeding.
195
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:01,910
Condition critical.
196
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,453
Vital signs failing.
197
00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:05,038
Imminent death.
198
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,460
Subject deceased.
199
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:13,296
187, Warden William Smithers.
200
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,465
Born February 14th, 1967...
201
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,636
...died August 4th, 2032.
202
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,347
- What's the matter with all of you?
- The cryoprison.
203
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,474
Three non-sanctioned life terminations.
204
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,977
Do you wish to assign a coroner?
205
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,563
MurderDeathKills?
206
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,481
Three MDKs?
207
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,320
Access the cryopen's hearing schedule.
208
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,781
Display a list of people
interviewed for parole.
209
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,368
Accessing cryoprison
processing. Restricted information.
210
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,455
Cocteau Cryoprison,
morning hearing schedule.
211
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,498
August 4th, active file.
212
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,167
Seven a.m., Hyde, Quentin.
213
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,252
Eight-fifteen, Peterson, Scott.
214
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,588
- Seven-thirty, Phoenix, Simon.
- It's Phoenix.
215
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,591
- Who?
- Simon Phoenix.
216
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,553
- Phoenix, Simon. Accessing.
- I knew him.
217
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,848
He's evil in a way
you've never read about.
218
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:08,018
He's a criminal the likes of which
you have never seen.
219
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,854
Hold that thought, Zachary Lamb.
220
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,024
Simon Phoenix's code, now.
221
00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,693
Access code for Phoenix, Simon.
222
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:20,572
- No code found.
- L-7, are you getting another virus?
223
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,200
- Of course not.
- You don't get it, Huxley.
224
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,202
Phoenix isn't coded.
225
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,953
He was chilled back in the 20th...
226
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,289
...before they started
LoJacking everybody.
227
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:33,210
Declared his own kingdom
in South Central L.A.
228
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:37,839
- In a bad time, he was the worst.
- Emergency, code 187.
229
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,926
Emergency, code 187.
230
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,970
Locating stopped code.
231
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,265
MurderDeathKill. MurderDeathKill.
232
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:52,103
Location, cryoprison parking area.
Cryoprison, Level 6.
233
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,773
- No.
- Main cryoprison parking zone.
234
00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:57,234
Enhancing image.
235
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,736
- Tracking Dr. Mostow.
- Oh, my.
236
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,364
187, deceased.
237
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,325
Do you wish to assign a coroner?
238
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,079
L-7, is the doctor's conveyance
still in the parking zone?
239
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:12,624
The answer is no. Car missing.
240
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,837
Doctor's conveyance is not
in parking zone. It is in motion.
241
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:22,050
Locate precise code-fix
on doctor's conveyance.
242
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,636
Fixing location. Beverly Hills.
243
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,221
Robertson.
244
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,597
- Doheny.
- Yes.
245
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:28,932
Beverly Drive.
246
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:33,228
Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed.
247
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:37,232
Approaching the corner of Wilshire
and Santa Monica Boulevard.
248
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,526
Glorious. Heh, heh.
249
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,238
Ah, fine work.
250
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:47,492
All nearby units, ProtectServe,
Wilshire and Santa Monica.
251
00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:51,162
- Unit 12 ProtectServe.
- Apprehend fugitive.
252
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,415
Proceed with extreme assertiveness.
253
00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:55,959
Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed.
254
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:59,629
Approaching the corner of Wilshire
and Santa Monica Boulevard.
255
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:23,153
Lately I just don't feel like
there's anything special about me.
256
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,614
You are an incredibly sensitive man...
257
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:29,284
...who inspires joy-joy feelings
in all those around you.
258
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:34,247
- Get out of here.
- Excuse me, citizen.
259
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,498
I'm sorry.
260
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:41,546
Greetings, citizen.
How are you on this glorious day?
261
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,468
You look great today!
262
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,180
Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, well, I feel good too.
263
00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:55,101
Angeles Information Network.
Automated banking. City of San Angeles.
264
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,020
Damn, I'm possessed.
265
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,105
Wonder if I can play the accordion too.
266
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:02,692
File code accepted.
267
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,071
Friendly, Edgar. Code level 60.
268
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,698
Listed offenses: civil unrest....
269
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:13,036
Don't you hear a thought repeating
in that brain of yours?
270
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:15,246
The name Friendly, Edgar?
271
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,374
Edgar Friendly.
272
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:20,502
Don't you have a job to do?
273
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:23,546
Don't you have someone to kill?
274
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,715
Someone to kill.
275
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,635
Someone to kill.
276
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:46,152
"Gun," noun. Portable firearm.
277
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:50,824
This device was widely utilized in
the urban wars of the late 20th century.
278
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,909
Referred to as a "pistol--"
279
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:56,496
I don't need a history lesson, HAL.
Where are the goddamn guns?
280
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:02,335
You are fined one credit for a
violation of the verbal morality statute.
281
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:03,586
Fuck you.
282
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:10,427
Your repeated violation has caused me to
notify the San Angeles Police Department.
283
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,221
Please, remain where you are
for your reprimand.
284
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:15,265
Yeah, right. Ha.
285
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:21,021
Fuckers are fast too.
286
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:26,026
You are fined one credit for violation
of the verbal morality statute.
287
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,987
ProtectServe in place.
288
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:31,031
Four minutes, 15 seconds lapse.
289
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:36,119
Maniac is imminent. Request advice.
290
00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:37,954
With a firm tone of voice...
291
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:42,250
...demand maniac lie down
with hands behind back.
292
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,795
Simon Phoenix!
293
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:49,466
Lie down with your hands
behind your back!
294
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,509
What's this?
295
00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:54,679
Six of you. And such nice tidy uniforms.
296
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,307
Oh, I'm so scared.
297
00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:00,143
You guys don't have sarcasm anymore?
298
00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:04,856
Maniac has responded
with a scornful remark.
299
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:09,235
Approach and repeat
ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice.
300
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:11,362
Add the words "or else."
301
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:13,323
Simon Phoenix!
302
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:17,243
Lie down on the ground...
303
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:18,995
...or else!
304
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,593
Anti-Graffiti
Activation Program activated.
305
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,262
Aborted. Human presence detected.
306
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,891
Safety override code accepted.
307
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,851
Lucky number seven.
308
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:46,648
Okay.
309
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,033
Olé!
310
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,785
Did you see that?
311
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,161
We're police officers.
312
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,248
We're not trained to handle
this kind of violence.
313
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,549
Hey, wait for me!
314
00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:21,891
- Go.
- Run away.
315
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,518
Save yourself.
316
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:25,645
Come on.
317
00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:35,238
Stupid.
318
00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:51,754
Simon says, everybody stay!
319
00:27:54,716 --> 00:28:00,013
And the home of the brave
320
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,848
Play ball!
321
00:28:09,564 --> 00:28:12,317
We've lost every camera for six blocks.
322
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:16,112
Go to Century City, 1200 millimeters.
323
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:27,415
He's going for the vehicle's
battery coil.
324
00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:29,542
It's pure capacitance gel.
325
00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:42,347
The problem is not
the defacement of public buildings...
326
00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:46,517
...or the noise pollution caused by
the exploding devices.
327
00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:48,686
Allow me to explain.
328
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,898
The real problem lies
in the man whose initials...
329
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,400
...mark the detonating graffiti...
330
00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:57,570
...on the streets of our peaceful city.
331
00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:00,615
The man behind the E.F.:
332
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:03,243
Mr. Edgar Friendly.
333
00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:06,996
For a sadly extended period of time...
334
00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:13,419
...we in San Angeles have been plagued by
a pack of subterranean hooligans.
335
00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:16,547
You will come to know them as "scraps."
336
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:20,301
Men and women who have left
the comfort of our society...
337
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:25,682
...only to spew hostility at the very bosom
that they have relinquished.
338
00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:28,559
There was a time when we used
to look upon these scraps...
339
00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:32,438
...as rather pathetic
and relatively harmless.
340
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,191
Now they have a leader.
341
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:41,739
Mr. Friendly seems relentless in his ambition
to infect our harmony with his venom.
342
00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:45,868
He must, of course, be stopped.
343
00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:49,539
This radical terrorist behavior,
led by Mr. Friendly...
344
00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:52,166
...must not be allowed
to undermine our safety.
345
00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:57,380
Safety above all.
346
00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:00,925
I expect your trust,
confidence and certitude.
347
00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:03,678
If you'll excuse me.
348
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:11,019
Dr. Cocteau, a CryoCon has effected
self-release from the penitentiary.
349
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:15,690
It's quite horrific.
MurderDeathKills, all categories of chaos.
350
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,526
Enhance your calm. Enhance your--
351
00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:24,240
"Be well" them for me.
352
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:32,040
Get me Captain George Earle
immediately.
353
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,251
It was just....
354
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:37,712
I mean, it was so....
355
00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:41,924
How can a man be so blatantly sadistic?
356
00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:43,885
It was fun for him.
357
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:48,389
I want you to do everything in your power
to snare this agent of destruction.
358
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,350
You have my utmost confidence.
359
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,353
It will be done, Dr. Cocteau.
360
00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:56,439
Be well.
361
00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:03,446
"Utmost confidence."
362
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,282
"Everything in our power."
363
00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:11,871
What else is there?
364
00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:15,249
Zachary Lamb...
365
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:19,128
...how was the fiendish Simon Phoenix
apprehended back in the 20th?
366
00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:21,964
Twelve-state manhunt.
367
00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:24,467
Satellite surveillance.
368
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:27,720
A video bite on Unsolved Mysteries.
369
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:30,139
Heh, none of them worked.
370
00:31:30,515 --> 00:31:32,475
In the end, it took just one man.
371
00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:34,769
One cop.
372
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:36,938
John Spartan.
373
00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:38,439
John Spartan?
374
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:39,982
That's right.
375
00:31:40,191 --> 00:31:42,819
They called him the Demolition Man.
376
00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:46,948
Spartan file 98345, L.A.P.D.
377
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:52,245
Spartan file 98761C, L.A.P.D.
378
00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:57,041
Are you sure this is real life?
379
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,501
Barely.
380
00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:00,169
Spartan is a legend.
381
00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:04,507
I've been doing a historical study.
Over 1000 arrests over three years.
382
00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:06,676
All authentic criminals.
383
00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:09,178
There was a lot more business back then.
384
00:32:09,387 --> 00:32:12,181
How can you justify destroying
a $7-million mini mall...
385
00:32:12,348 --> 00:32:15,101
...to rescue a girl whose ransom
is only $25,000?
386
00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:16,602
Fuck you, lady.
387
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,604
Good answer.
388
00:32:19,689 --> 00:32:21,399
This is your recommendation?
389
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,860
The Demolition Man's an animal.
390
00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:28,531
He's clearly the man for a job such as this.
You could reinstate him.
391
00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:32,201
He's a musclebound grotesque...
392
00:32:32,368 --> 00:32:34,787
...who hasn't worn a shield in 40 years.
393
00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:37,957
Simon Phoenix
is an old-fashioned criminal.
394
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,917
We need an old-fashioned cop.
395
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:10,323
Cryo plugs 312 and 618 are
vacant and ready for routine inspection.
396
00:33:14,702 --> 00:33:18,247
Transporting cryoprisoner Spartan
to the MTL.
397
00:33:18,414 --> 00:33:19,957
Got it. Okay.
398
00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:31,344
John Spartan, 5864.
399
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:34,430
Pulmonary activity approaching normal.
400
00:33:34,597 --> 00:33:38,059
Body temperature, 63 percent and rising.
401
00:33:38,935 --> 00:33:41,103
Biolink engaged.
402
00:33:41,646 --> 00:33:44,982
Laser defibrillation sequence started.
403
00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:47,693
Plasma transfer in 15 seconds.
404
00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:52,114
Plasma transfer, 10 seconds...
405
00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:53,991
...eight seconds...
406
00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,701
...six seconds....
407
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,789
Plasma transfer complete.
408
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,333
MTL complete.
409
00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:24,855
Hunting down an escaped CryoCon...
410
00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,400
...by releasing another one?
411
00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:29,235
I am unconvinced.
412
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:31,821
This is within the powers of the police.
413
00:34:31,988 --> 00:34:35,908
He can be released on limited parole
and reinstated to active duty.
414
00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:38,911
It's not enough to collect the '90s,
you bring them back?
415
00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:41,163
Dr. Cocteau said
everything within our power.
416
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:42,790
I can't think of a better idea.
417
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:45,418
That still doesn't mean it's a good one.
418
00:34:46,919 --> 00:34:50,590
This man comes from a dissimilar
method of law enforcement.
419
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:53,634
I'm not sure he's any different
than Simon Phoenix himself.
420
00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:54,885
Detective?
421
00:34:57,138 --> 00:35:01,017
Detective, I am Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.
422
00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:03,603
The year is 2032.
423
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:07,523
- The reason you have been released is--
- How long have I been under?
424
00:35:10,568 --> 00:35:11,777
Thirty-six years.
425
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:16,782
I had a wife.
426
00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:18,826
What happened to my wife?
427
00:35:20,536 --> 00:35:24,457
Her light was extinguished
in the Big One of 2010.
428
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:30,546
Um, she died.
429
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,132
In an earthquake.
430
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,301
The earthquake.
431
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,305
I had a daughter.
432
00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:42,642
I made a promise.
What happened to her?
433
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:46,187
John Spartan,
I am Chief of Police George Earle.
434
00:35:46,354 --> 00:35:49,148
We didn't thaw you out
for a family reunion.
435
00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:53,569
Consider it fortunate the lieutenant
even bothered to do a probe on your wife.
436
00:35:53,736 --> 00:35:56,238
This is about you
and the CryoCon Simon Phoenix.
437
00:35:56,405 --> 00:35:57,823
What?
438
00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:00,910
This morning, Simon Phoenix
escaped from this cryo facility.
439
00:36:01,077 --> 00:36:03,829
We've had 11 MurderDeathKills so far.
440
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,833
You see, we have become
a society of peace...
441
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,794
...loving and understanding...
442
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,089
...and we are, quite frankly,
not equipped to deal with this.
443
00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:17,218
There have been no deaths of unnatural
causes in San Angeles in 16 years.
444
00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:18,511
Where?
445
00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:23,015
The Santa Barbara-Los Angeles-San Diego
Metroplex merged in 2011.
446
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,685
You are in the center of
what used to be Los Angeles.
447
00:36:26,936 --> 00:36:27,978
That's great.
448
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:32,608
- You, get me a Marlboro.
- Yes, of course. Right away.
449
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:35,528
What's a Marlboro?
450
00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:37,863
It's a cigarette. Any cigarette.
451
00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:40,825
Uh, smoking is not good for you.
452
00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:43,869
It has been deemed that anything
not good for you is bad.
453
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:47,623
Hence, illegal.
Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat--
454
00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:48,791
Are you shitting me?
455
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:52,169
John Spartan,
you are fined one credit...
456
00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:54,797
...for violation
of the verbal morality statute.
457
00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:55,965
What the hell is that?
458
00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:59,719
- You are fined one credit....
- Bad language...
459
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:03,723
...chocolate, gasoline,
uneducational toys and anything spicy.
460
00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:07,184
Abortion is illegal, but so is pregnancy
if you don't have a license.
461
00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:08,519
Caveman...
462
00:37:08,686 --> 00:37:11,772
...let's finish with all the Rip Van Winkle
and get moving.
463
00:37:11,939 --> 00:37:14,275
A Mr. Phoenix
has risen from the ashes.
464
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:18,779
Uh-huh. I tracked that dirtbag
for two years...
465
00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:23,242
...and when I finally bring him down,
you turn me into an ice cube for my trouble.
466
00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:24,702
Thanks, but no, thanks.
467
00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:28,247
The conditions of your parole
are full reinstatement into the S.A.P.D...
468
00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:31,917
...and immediate assignment to
the apprehension of Simon Phoenix.
469
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,335
Or...
470
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:37,840
...you can go back into cryostasis.
471
00:37:38,007 --> 00:37:41,010
Not many people get a second chance,
John Spartan.
472
00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:49,101
- Here you go.
- Will do.
473
00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:52,104
Any new inforama on Simon Phoenix?
474
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:54,982
There is nothing, Lenina Huxley.
475
00:37:55,816 --> 00:37:57,234
Where's your John Spartan?
476
00:37:57,401 --> 00:38:00,362
He went to the bathroom.
I guess he got all thawed out.
477
00:38:00,529 --> 00:38:01,822
Oh.
478
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:07,870
Sir, I formally convey my presence.
479
00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:11,040
How you doing?
480
00:38:11,207 --> 00:38:13,501
We are not used to
physical-contact greetings.
481
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:14,752
Oh, germs.
482
00:38:14,919 --> 00:38:18,214
Look, I don't know if you guys know it...
483
00:38:19,215 --> 00:38:21,342
...but you're out of toilet paper.
484
00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:24,845
Did you say toilet paper?
485
00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:30,684
Oh. They used handfuls of wadded paper
back in the 20th.
486
00:38:33,938 --> 00:38:37,399
I'm happy that you're happy,
but in place of the toilet paper...
487
00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:39,693
...you've got a shelf
with three seashells.
488
00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:44,365
He doesn't know how to use
the three seashells.
489
00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:50,246
I can see how that could be confusing.
490
00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:52,540
I don't believe it. Is that you, Spartan?
491
00:38:55,084 --> 00:38:57,753
No. Zach?
492
00:38:58,295 --> 00:38:59,964
Zach Lamb?
493
00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:02,216
What happened to you?
494
00:39:02,758 --> 00:39:05,094
Ha-ha-ha. I got older.
495
00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:10,182
My God, I remember when you were
a snot-nosed rookie pilot.
496
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:12,226
They finally grounded me.
497
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,478
Shit, you were a damn good flyer.
498
00:39:15,813 --> 00:39:20,192
You are fined two credits for
violation of the verbal morality statute.
499
00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:22,444
I'll be right back.
500
00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:26,156
They seem to be friends, yet he speaks
to him in the most profane manner.
501
00:39:26,323 --> 00:39:31,453
If you'd read my study, you'd know this is
how insecure heterosexual males bonded.
502
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,830
I knew that.
503
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:36,208
Thanks a lot, you shit-brained,
fuck-faced, ball-breaking...
504
00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:40,796
- ...duck-fucking pain in the ass.
- You're fined five credits...
505
00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:43,632
...for repeated violations
of the verbal morality statute.
506
00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:45,050
So much for the seashells.
507
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,846
See you in a few minutes.
508
00:39:51,515 --> 00:39:54,852
Waiting for command.
Voice check, Lenina Huxley.
509
00:39:55,019 --> 00:39:57,688
Unfortunately
Simon Phoenix was not coded.
510
00:39:57,855 --> 00:40:00,482
While you were sleeping,
everyone was installed code.
511
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:04,612
It was a brilliant idea by Dr. Cocteau
that an organic microchip...
512
00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,155
...be sewn into the skin.
513
00:40:06,322 --> 00:40:09,283
Sensors all over the city can zero in
on anyone at any time.
514
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:13,329
I can't even conceive what you
police officers did before it was developed.
515
00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:16,707
We worked for a living.
This fascist crap makes me wanna puke.
516
00:40:16,874 --> 00:40:19,418
What do you think you're scratching,
caveman?
517
00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:21,837
You really think we'd let you go
without control?
518
00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:25,007
Your code was implanted
the second you thawed.
519
00:40:25,174 --> 00:40:26,926
Why not just shove a leash up my ass?
520
00:40:28,302 --> 00:40:30,262
- You dirty meat-eater!
- You are fined....
521
00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:32,348
No matter how Viking your era was...
522
00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:35,559
...I cannot digest how
you ever wore a badge.
523
00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:38,646
You're going back, John Spartan.
Oh, yes, you're going back.
524
00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:41,649
Could you two please
dump some hormones?
525
00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:43,943
We need every cortex we can get here.
526
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,986
We don't need the Neanderthal.
527
00:40:46,153 --> 00:40:48,697
Our computer has already
examined every scenario...
528
00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:51,533
...resulting from the appearance
of Simon Phoenix.
529
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:55,537
It is determined he'll attempt to set up
a new drug lab and form a crime syndicate.
530
00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:58,123
That is correct, Chief George Earle.
531
00:40:58,332 --> 00:41:01,502
I hate to interrupt you two lovebirds,
but that's really fucking stupid.
532
00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:04,463
You think he wants to start a business?
533
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:08,425
Phoenix is going for a gun,
plain and simple.
534
00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:11,845
Trust me. He's going for a gun.
535
00:41:12,012 --> 00:41:13,639
Who cares what this primate thinks?
536
00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:16,058
Resonate some understanding.
537
00:41:16,225 --> 00:41:20,229
The only place a person
can even view a gun in this city...
538
00:41:20,396 --> 00:41:22,356
...is at a museum.
539
00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:31,991
Welcome to the San Angeles
Museum of History.
540
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:34,410
Beneath you,
you will see an excavation...
541
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:37,746
- ...of an actual 20th-century street scene...
- Hey, hey! All right.
542
00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:40,082
- ...in downtown Los Angeles...
- Now, good.
543
00:41:40,249 --> 00:41:43,168
...preserved since the earthquake
of 2010.
544
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:47,589
For specific information concerning objects
featured in the exhibit....
545
00:41:47,881 --> 00:41:50,426
Firearms are on display in the Armory.
546
00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:52,886
located on Level A.
547
00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:57,766
You are now entering
the Hall of Violence...
548
00:41:57,933 --> 00:42:01,311
...a visual representation
of the primitive behavior prevalent...
549
00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:04,273
...during the late 20th century.
550
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,900
Home, sweet home.
551
00:42:07,735 --> 00:42:08,777
Ooh.
552
00:42:10,029 --> 00:42:12,322
John Spartan,
even if Simon Phoenix was able...
553
00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:14,450
...to locate the cache of firearms...
554
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:16,785
...it would be impossible to remove them.
555
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:20,539
She's right. They're located
in a maximum-security exhibit.
556
00:42:20,706 --> 00:42:23,125
It's just a hunch. So trust me on this.
557
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,710
It's a cop thing.
558
00:42:24,877 --> 00:42:26,503
And what am I, a frog?
559
00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:30,299
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
560
00:42:30,466 --> 00:42:31,467
I'll drive.
561
00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,302
I see.
562
00:42:36,305 --> 00:42:39,183
Resetting all bio-links for new driver.
563
00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:42,519
Weight, height, peripheral vision set.
564
00:42:42,770 --> 00:42:45,981
If you would like to commence
transportation, John Spartan...
565
00:42:46,148 --> 00:42:48,567
...initialize sequence now.
566
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:50,527
You drive.
567
00:42:55,491 --> 00:42:57,618
Welcome, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.
568
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:11,924
You seem very much alone,
John Spartan...
569
00:43:12,091 --> 00:43:14,176
...but things aren't all that different.
570
00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:16,470
Perhaps you'd like to hear
an oldies station?
571
00:43:19,348 --> 00:43:21,350
This is the town's most popular station.
572
00:43:21,517 --> 00:43:24,103
Wall-to-wall mini-tunes.
You called them "commercials."
573
00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,396
The classic you've been waiting for.
574
00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:29,817
The number one request of the day,
"Armour Hot Dogs."
575
00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:31,193
Yes!
576
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,736
--eat Armour Hot Dogs
577
00:43:32,903 --> 00:43:34,154
Wow. This is my fave.
578
00:43:34,321 --> 00:43:36,615
--skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks
579
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:38,575
Tall kids, sissy kids
580
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:41,245
Even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs
581
00:43:41,703 --> 00:43:43,413
Armour Hot Dogs
582
00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:50,212
The dogs kids love to bite
583
00:43:53,132 --> 00:43:56,009
Somebody put me back in the fridge.
584
00:43:57,886 --> 00:44:00,889
You are now entering the armory exhibit.
585
00:44:01,056 --> 00:44:04,226
You will find displayed
in the cabinets and walls...
586
00:44:04,393 --> 00:44:05,853
So sorry. Didn't see you there.
587
00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:08,564
...various weapons used for violent
life termination...
588
00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:11,024
- ...in wars and urban disturbances...
- Sweet baby.
589
00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:13,485
- ...during the 19th and 20th centuries.
- Oh, shit.
590
00:44:14,862 --> 00:44:17,698
You are fined one credit for a violation
of the verbal morality statute.
591
00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:25,581
Yes. Now, this is what I'm talking about.
592
00:44:25,914 --> 00:44:27,082
How do you get in here?
593
00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:31,086
Hey, hey. I gotta wait that 15-day
waiting period, or can I just take one now?
594
00:44:33,463 --> 00:44:34,506
You motherfucker.
595
00:44:41,513 --> 00:44:42,556
Fuck it.
596
00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:46,226
Mellow greetings.
What seems to be your boggle?
597
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,187
My boggle?
598
00:44:53,775 --> 00:44:55,527
How much do you weigh?
599
00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:57,487
Well, I happen to weigh--
600
00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:07,539
Please, vacate the museum, patrons.
601
00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:09,458
Be calm.
602
00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:13,795
Please, vacate the museum, patrons.
Be calm.
603
00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:16,465
Wait a minute. This is the future.
604
00:45:16,632 --> 00:45:18,634
Where are all the phaser guns?
605
00:45:21,637 --> 00:45:22,971
Ah.
606
00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:25,432
Mellow greetings, sir.
607
00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:26,725
What's your boggle?
608
00:45:30,896 --> 00:45:33,106
Please, exit rapidly.
609
00:45:33,857 --> 00:45:35,817
Warning. Please, exit rapidly.
610
00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:37,903
The magnetic accelerator gun...
611
00:45:38,070 --> 00:45:40,864
...the last handheld weapon
of this millennium...
612
00:45:41,073 --> 00:45:42,783
...displaced the flow of neutrons...
613
00:45:42,950 --> 00:45:46,119
...through a nonlinear cycloid
electromagnetic accumulator.
614
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:48,413
So, what? It needs batteries?
615
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:50,999
What size? Where the fuck
do you find batteries in the future?
616
00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:54,002
Is there a battery store around?
617
00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,754
Excuse me, patron. Can I--?
618
00:45:58,215 --> 00:45:59,383
Where's the Radio Shack?
619
00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:07,349
Whoo! Sweet music to my ears.
620
00:46:07,516 --> 00:46:09,768
When activated,
the magnetic accelerator gun...
621
00:46:09,935 --> 00:46:12,229
...will achieve fusion in 2.6 minutes.
622
00:46:12,396 --> 00:46:16,441
Well, I was thinking about leaving quickly.
Patience is not one of my virtues.
623
00:46:29,579 --> 00:46:30,831
Did you see that?
624
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:32,040
What?
625
00:46:32,207 --> 00:46:35,127
Never mind. I give up trying
to figure this place out.
626
00:46:35,794 --> 00:46:38,755
Excuse me, Rambo.
I need to borrow this.
627
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,804
Access and correlate procedure.
628
00:46:45,971 --> 00:46:48,223
Establish
communication with maniac intruder.
629
00:46:48,390 --> 00:46:49,474
Wrong.
630
00:46:49,641 --> 00:46:52,728
- Luke Skywalker, use the Force.
- Oh, dear.
631
00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:55,897
- What the hell is this?
- It's a glow-rod. It's what we got.
632
00:46:56,064 --> 00:46:58,358
- Does it work?
- Well, um--
633
00:47:01,278 --> 00:47:02,612
Guess so.
634
00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:04,323
He's trapped in section 8.
635
00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,658
I doubt it. Make sure that building's clear.
636
00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:08,410
Done. I want a visual.
637
00:47:08,577 --> 00:47:11,580
Every corridor of the museum.
I want full sensors routed to me...
638
00:47:11,747 --> 00:47:13,540
- ...and I want it 90 seconds ago.
- Hmm.
639
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:17,502
You guys wait here. Give me 10 minutes.
640
00:47:18,545 --> 00:47:23,258
Patron, you are now
confined to the armory.
641
00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:29,139
Museum patron, you are now
confined to the armory.
642
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:37,272
The armory exhibit is now sealed.
643
00:47:37,439 --> 00:47:42,611
All museum patrons still occupying
the facility should remain calm.
644
00:47:42,778 --> 00:47:44,279
Help is imminent.
645
00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:50,160
This museum is no longer sealed, is it?
646
00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:54,289
What can I say?
I'm a blast from the past.
647
00:47:54,456 --> 00:47:55,999
You should've stayed there.
648
00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:58,460
That voice sounds familiar. Who is that?
649
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:04,466
Bad aim, blondie.
650
00:48:04,633 --> 00:48:06,468
Spartan? John Spartan?
651
00:48:06,635 --> 00:48:09,763
Aw, shit, they let anybody into this century.
What are you doing here?
652
00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:14,851
Simon says, bleed!
653
00:48:17,771 --> 00:48:19,689
Great. Just great.
654
00:48:19,856 --> 00:48:21,650
You're making it too easy for me.
655
00:48:21,817 --> 00:48:23,568
Come on, you space-age piece of shit.
656
00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:26,321
Let me get this right.
657
00:48:26,488 --> 00:48:31,159
They defrosted you just so you could lasso
my piddly ass? Damn, you been had.
658
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,579
I've been dreaming about killing you
for 40 years.
659
00:48:36,498 --> 00:48:38,375
Yeah? Well, keep dreaming.
660
00:49:08,321 --> 00:49:09,448
Ooh, wow!
661
00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:17,122
Oh, shit!
662
00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:39,895
Acc-Mag now reactivated.
663
00:49:40,061 --> 00:49:41,229
It's about time.
664
00:49:41,605 --> 00:49:44,733
Past is over, John.
Time for something new and improved.
665
00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:46,485
Oh, hell.
666
00:49:50,155 --> 00:49:53,283
Holy shit! I love this gun! Goddamn!
667
00:49:59,748 --> 00:50:02,000
How do you like me in the future,
John, huh?
668
00:50:13,094 --> 00:50:14,804
Come on, Phoenix. Come on!
669
00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:23,522
That must have hurt.
670
00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:26,316
Huh, soldier boy? Ha-ha-ha.
671
00:50:26,942 --> 00:50:28,068
- You're on TV.
- Oh, shit!
672
00:50:36,493 --> 00:50:37,619
You're dead.
673
00:50:37,786 --> 00:50:39,829
Forgot to say, "Simon says."
674
00:50:44,543 --> 00:50:45,669
Oh, shit.
675
00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:47,128
Good one.
676
00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:52,384
Such a brave new world.
Sorry you gotta go.
677
00:50:52,551 --> 00:50:53,927
Shit.
678
00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:27,669
Our noble facility has been
desecrated by hooligans.
679
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:30,463
Someone will pay dearly for this.
680
00:51:34,718 --> 00:51:37,762
Sir, the stress breeder is inside
being demobilized as we speak.
681
00:51:41,224 --> 00:51:44,561
Shit. Being frozen
must have thrown my aim off.
682
00:51:44,728 --> 00:51:47,188
Don't worry,
I'll get you with the next shot.
683
00:51:48,857 --> 00:51:50,525
I don't think so.
684
00:51:52,694 --> 00:51:55,697
No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.
685
00:51:56,364 --> 00:51:59,200
And you were doing so well.
686
00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:02,037
Now, don't you have a job to do? Hmm?
687
00:52:02,412 --> 00:52:06,541
Isn't there a thought repeating
in that barbaric brain of yours?
688
00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:08,460
The name Friendly.
689
00:52:08,627 --> 00:52:10,253
Mr. Edgar Friendly.
690
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,381
Don't you have someone to kill?
691
00:52:21,014 --> 00:52:24,059
- Yeah, I do.
- Excellent.
692
00:52:24,643 --> 00:52:26,061
Then go and do your job.
693
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:27,979
Phoenix!
694
00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:32,067
Shit. Saved by the bell.
695
00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:39,449
Shit.
696
00:52:48,667 --> 00:52:49,834
Damn.
697
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:53,963
You're lucky he didn't whack you.
698
00:52:54,714 --> 00:52:59,678
I must say that whacking, whatever it is,
sounds most disagreeable. Heh, heh.
699
00:52:59,928 --> 00:53:01,721
Well, you scared him away.
700
00:53:01,888 --> 00:53:04,516
I don't know how to thank you.
You saved my life.
701
00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:06,518
No problem.
702
00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:11,147
Not bad for a 74-year-old.
703
00:53:11,314 --> 00:53:14,401
Simon Phoenix knows
he has some competition.
704
00:53:14,609 --> 00:53:16,778
He's finally matched his meat.
705
00:53:16,945 --> 00:53:19,364
You really licked his ass.
706
00:53:19,531 --> 00:53:23,993
That's "met his match"
and "kicked his ass."
707
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,706
Met? "Met his match
and kicked his ass."
708
00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:29,624
Captain Earle.
709
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:32,210
Who is this man?
710
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:36,715
John Spartan, temporarily reinstated
to the San Angeles Police Department...
711
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:38,800
...to pursue the CryoCon Simon Phoenix.
712
00:53:41,136 --> 00:53:43,847
You told us to do everything
in our power to capture him.
713
00:53:44,013 --> 00:53:46,349
Oh, yes. Yes, I did. I did.
714
00:53:46,683 --> 00:53:49,269
Yes, I do recall the exploits of
Mr. John Spartan.
715
00:53:49,811 --> 00:53:54,065
Yes. Didn't they call him--?
Yes, of course. The Demolition Man.
716
00:53:54,232 --> 00:53:55,942
It's quite all right, chief.
717
00:53:56,109 --> 00:53:58,361
Unexpected. Creative.
718
00:53:59,195 --> 00:54:00,864
But quite all right.
719
00:54:01,030 --> 00:54:03,324
John Spartan, welcome.
720
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:08,329
Now, in honor of your arrival and your
protection of the sanctity of human life...
721
00:54:08,496 --> 00:54:09,831
...namely my own, ha, ha...
722
00:54:10,165 --> 00:54:12,876
...I would like to invite you to join me
to dinner tonight.
723
00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:14,085
The both of you.
724
00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:15,837
Please, I insist.
725
00:54:16,004 --> 00:54:18,173
I would like you to accompany me...
726
00:54:18,339 --> 00:54:19,591
...to Taco Bell.
727
00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:24,804
Look forward to it. Thank you.
728
00:54:31,644 --> 00:54:33,521
- Taco Bell?
- Yes.
729
00:54:36,524 --> 00:54:38,359
So let me get this right:
730
00:54:38,526 --> 00:54:41,863
Spacely Sprockets here, who's now
the man in charge, the mayor/gov...
731
00:54:42,030 --> 00:54:44,574
...who wants to take me to dinner
at Taco Bell--
732
00:54:44,741 --> 00:54:46,159
Though I wouldn't mind a burrito.
733
00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:47,744
--also built the goddamn cryoprison?
734
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,206
- John Spartan, you are fined one credit....
- Thanks.
735
00:54:51,372 --> 00:54:54,334
Dr. Cocteau is the most important
man in San Angeles.
736
00:54:54,501 --> 00:54:58,129
He practically created
our whole way of life, savage.
737
00:54:58,296 --> 00:54:59,672
Yeah? Well, he can have it.
738
00:55:01,341 --> 00:55:04,886
Phoenix could be anywhere,
but not being coded could limit him.
739
00:55:05,053 --> 00:55:08,598
Correct. Money is outmoded.
All transactions are through codes.
740
00:55:08,765 --> 00:55:11,851
So he can't buy food
or a place to stay for the night.
741
00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:14,687
It'd be a waste of time to mug somebody.
742
00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:17,732
Unless he rips off someone's hand.
743
00:55:17,899 --> 00:55:20,693
But with all officers patrolling
in a citywide crisis net...
744
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,862
...should be a matter of tick-tocks
before--
745
00:55:23,029 --> 00:55:26,574
More importantly,
we already have a backup plan.
746
00:55:27,742 --> 00:55:30,620
We can just wait
for another code to go red.
747
00:55:30,787 --> 00:55:33,498
When Phoenix performs another
MurderDeathKill...
748
00:55:33,665 --> 00:55:36,668
...we'll know exactly where to pounce.
749
00:55:36,918 --> 00:55:38,586
- Great plan.
- Thank you.
750
00:55:38,753 --> 00:55:40,547
He likes your plan, chief.
751
00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:48,429
I've been an enthusiast of your escapades
for quite some time.
752
00:55:48,596 --> 00:55:53,226
In fact, I perused some newsreels from
the Schwarzenegger Library. That time--
753
00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:54,477
Hold it.
754
00:55:55,228 --> 00:55:56,604
The Schwarzenegger Library?
755
00:55:56,771 --> 00:55:59,607
Yes, the Schwarzenegger
Presidential Library.
756
00:56:00,066 --> 00:56:01,276
Wasn't he an actor when--?
757
00:56:01,442 --> 00:56:03,403
- Stop. He was president?
- Yes.
758
00:56:03,945 --> 00:56:08,449
Even though he wasn't a native,
his popularity caused the 61st Amendment--
759
00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:10,535
I don't want to know.
760
00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:13,955
President.
761
00:56:23,256 --> 00:56:25,550
What the hell is this?
No door? No welcome mat?
762
00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,971
What is this?
763
00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:34,642
What kind of people are these?
How do they expect you to kill somebody?
764
00:56:36,853 --> 00:56:41,232
Oh, shit, I love that smell.
Reminds me of biscuits and gravy.
765
00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:43,818
All right. A job is a job.
766
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:49,991
Edgar Friendly, whoever the fuck you are,
prepare for Simon Phoenix.
767
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:54,704
So, what's with this Cocteau guy
anyway?
768
00:56:54,871 --> 00:56:57,248
He says I saved his life,
which I'm not sure I did.
769
00:56:57,415 --> 00:56:59,792
My reward is dinner and dancing
at Taco Bell?
770
00:56:59,959 --> 00:57:04,047
I mean, hey, I like Mexican food,
but come on.
771
00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:06,758
Your tone is quasi-facetious,
but you do not realize...
772
00:57:06,925 --> 00:57:10,178
...Taco Bell was the only restaurant
to survive the Franchise Wars.
773
00:57:10,345 --> 00:57:11,512
So?
774
00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:13,973
So now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
775
00:57:16,309 --> 00:57:17,727
No way.
776
00:57:27,195 --> 00:57:29,197
Welcome to Taco Bell.
777
00:57:29,697 --> 00:57:31,282
Enjoy your meal, sir.
778
00:57:32,909 --> 00:57:36,412
Valley of the Jolly Green Giant
779
00:57:38,247 --> 00:57:40,583
Good things from the garden
780
00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:44,045
Garden in the valley
Valley of the Jolly Green Giant
781
00:57:44,212 --> 00:57:46,214
Be well.
782
00:57:46,381 --> 00:57:47,382
I'll take that.
783
00:57:48,091 --> 00:57:50,802
Oh. Here comes the Neanderthal.
784
00:57:51,052 --> 00:57:54,389
Mr. Spartan, over there, please,
and lieutenant....
785
00:57:54,555 --> 00:57:56,474
Thank you. Would you...?
786
00:57:57,308 --> 00:57:58,559
- Yes.
- Hi.
787
00:57:58,726 --> 00:58:00,728
- How are you guys doing?
- Mellow, thank you.
788
00:58:00,895 --> 00:58:02,939
Fine. Yes.
789
00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:04,941
Enjoy-joy your meal, sir.
790
00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:07,110
Good thing I'm hungry.
791
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:10,446
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to ask you
to raise your glasses...
792
00:58:10,613 --> 00:58:13,741
...to the hero of the hour, my savior...
793
00:58:13,908 --> 00:58:15,827
...Detective John Spartan.
794
00:58:15,994 --> 00:58:17,954
John Spartan.
795
00:58:18,287 --> 00:58:19,664
Appreciate it.
796
00:58:22,834 --> 00:58:24,544
Greetings and salutations.
797
00:58:24,711 --> 00:58:26,212
I'm Associate Bob.
798
00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:30,842
We met before, ever so briefly.
I was groveling in fear at the time.
799
00:58:31,384 --> 00:58:33,261
You got the salt over there, Bob?
800
00:58:34,095 --> 00:58:37,265
Um, salt is not good for you,
hence it is ille--
801
00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:40,101
So, John Spartan, tell me...
802
00:58:40,268 --> 00:58:43,688
...what do you think of
San Angeles, 2032?
803
00:58:43,855 --> 00:58:46,399
Considering the way things were going
when I went in...
804
00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:48,985
...I thought the future would be
a writhing cesspool.
805
00:58:49,235 --> 00:58:52,321
You weren't here
when the real disturbances began.
806
00:58:52,488 --> 00:58:55,116
Civilization tried to destroy itself.
807
00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:58,745
The city degenerated
into a total fear zone.
808
00:58:59,412 --> 00:59:03,416
The citizenry at home, afraid to go out.
People just wanted the madness over.
809
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:08,880
So when I saw the chance
to make things right, I seized it.
810
00:59:10,715 --> 00:59:14,927
If I had not, the radiance of San Angeles
would not be here.
811
00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:19,766
Just your rotting cesspool of hate
and suffering. Which would you prefer?
812
00:59:20,141 --> 00:59:23,770
Can you book me a flight out of here
when the sermon's over?
813
00:59:23,936 --> 00:59:25,229
John Spartan...
814
00:59:25,396 --> 00:59:29,859
...for your crimes, you would surely
have died in jail before now.
815
00:59:30,276 --> 00:59:34,572
Even you must appreciate
the persuasively tranquil humanity...
816
00:59:34,739 --> 00:59:37,158
...of the cryoprison system.
817
00:59:37,909 --> 00:59:42,705
I don't want to spoil your dinner, pal,
but my cryo-sentence was no sweet lullaby.
818
00:59:42,872 --> 00:59:44,957
I had feelings and I had thoughts.
819
00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:48,377
A 36-year nightmare about people
caught in a burning building.
820
00:59:49,003 --> 00:59:50,963
You were awake? I don't think so.
821
00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:52,340
I do think so.
822
00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:56,427
My wife beating her fists against
a block of ice that was her husband.
823
00:59:57,011 --> 00:59:58,763
You were nice enough to wake me up...
824
00:59:58,930 --> 01:00:02,141
...let me know everything that meant
something in my life is gone.
825
01:00:02,308 --> 01:00:05,394
Would have been more humane to stake me
down and leave me to the fucking crows.
826
01:00:07,396 --> 01:00:10,399
What would you say if I called you
a brutish fossil...
827
01:00:10,608 --> 01:00:14,403
...symbolic of a decayed era
gratefully forgotten?
828
01:00:15,571 --> 01:00:16,906
I don't know. "Thanks"?
829
01:00:17,949 --> 01:00:22,036
I thought during rehabilitation,
the prisoners were not conscious.
830
01:00:22,203 --> 01:00:24,080
A person would go insane.
831
01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:27,875
The side effects
of the cryo process are unavoidable.
832
01:00:28,042 --> 01:00:29,544
You were found guilty of a crime.
833
01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:31,796
You owed and still owe
a debt to society.
834
01:00:32,213 --> 01:00:34,257
- There's nothing I can do.
- Yeah, there is.
835
01:00:34,423 --> 01:00:37,969
- Call for backup. I'll be across the street.
- Where are you going?
836
01:00:38,136 --> 01:00:41,639
Bad guys about to do bad things.
It's just one of those hunches.
837
01:01:01,826 --> 01:01:03,953
- Come on.
- Go for the truck.
838
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,663
The food's in the truck.
839
01:01:08,249 --> 01:01:10,126
Grab the big bottle. Move, move, move.
840
01:01:22,096 --> 01:01:25,433
You'll regret this the rest of your life.
Both seconds of it.
841
01:01:30,688 --> 01:01:31,731
Good night.
842
01:01:41,949 --> 01:01:43,117
Get him!
843
01:02:00,927 --> 01:02:03,179
What a fucking hero. Come on.
844
01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:13,898
Please, don't.
845
01:02:20,196 --> 01:02:21,948
What the hell?
846
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:24,033
Such reckless abandonment.
847
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,118
Looks like there's
a new shepherd in town.
848
01:02:26,661 --> 01:02:28,913
That's "sheriff." Who were those guys?
849
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,374
They're known as scraps.
850
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:34,085
Outcasts and deserters who choose
to live beneath us...
851
01:02:34,252 --> 01:02:36,754
...in sewers and abandoned tunnels.
852
01:02:37,797 --> 01:02:41,133
They're a constant irritation
to our harmony.
853
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:43,261
They're nothing but thugs
and hooligans.
854
01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:47,515
A society of thieves. The last remaining
criminal element in the city.
855
01:02:47,682 --> 01:02:51,102
But plans are in progress
to purge this peril from our day.
856
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,021
You are even better live
than on LaserDisc.
857
01:02:54,188 --> 01:02:57,275
The way you paused to make
a glib witticism before doing battle...
858
01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:59,402
...with that scrap, and those punches--
859
01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:01,821
This isn't the Wild West, okay?
860
01:03:01,988 --> 01:03:04,031
The Wild West wasn't even
the Wild West.
861
01:03:04,198 --> 01:03:06,367
Hurting people's not a good thing.
862
01:03:06,534 --> 01:03:10,121
Well, sometimes it is, but not when
it's people looking for something to eat.
863
01:03:19,088 --> 01:03:22,341
San Angeles time is now 2215.
864
01:03:22,717 --> 01:03:23,759
Huxley coding off.
865
01:03:24,135 --> 01:03:25,219
Auto-drive.
866
01:03:25,386 --> 01:03:28,055
Auto-drive engaged.
867
01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:34,645
Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you back there.
868
01:03:36,564 --> 01:03:38,983
No need to make a de-hurtful retraction.
869
01:03:39,150 --> 01:03:41,861
I've just assimilated
too much contraband.
870
01:03:42,069 --> 01:03:45,865
I fleshed you out as some "blow up the bad
guy with a happy grin" he-man type.
871
01:03:46,407 --> 01:03:49,577
But now I realize that you're
the "moody troubled-past gunslinger...
872
01:03:49,744 --> 01:03:51,620
...who will only draw when he must"
type.
873
01:03:51,787 --> 01:03:53,622
- Huxley, stop.
- What?
874
01:03:53,789 --> 01:03:56,125
I just do my job and things get--
875
01:03:56,292 --> 01:03:57,835
Demolished.
876
01:04:04,133 --> 01:04:08,637
I look around and I think of my daughter
growing up in a place like this.
877
01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:11,307
I'm afraid she's gonna think
I'm a primitive.
878
01:04:11,474 --> 01:04:14,602
As much as I want to see her,
I almost don't want to.
879
01:04:14,935 --> 01:04:17,605
Because I don't think I'll fit in
to the picture very well.
880
01:04:17,772 --> 01:04:18,856
Not very well at all.
881
01:04:21,484 --> 01:04:25,196
It would be a misuse of police powers,
but I can do a search for you.
882
01:04:25,363 --> 01:04:26,781
No.
883
01:04:31,369 --> 01:04:32,411
Sorry.
884
01:04:36,665 --> 01:04:39,001
Subject change. I got what you wanted.
885
01:04:39,168 --> 01:04:40,211
Oh, great.
886
01:04:44,632 --> 01:04:46,217
What do you need that for?
887
01:04:47,134 --> 01:04:49,303
It's just one of those cop hunches again.
888
01:04:58,896 --> 01:05:00,398
Lights.
889
01:05:00,648 --> 01:05:03,317
No. I've changed that.
890
01:05:04,151 --> 01:05:05,569
Illuminate.
891
01:05:07,071 --> 01:05:08,406
Deluminate.
892
01:05:11,117 --> 01:05:13,285
Hoo! Isn't that nicer?
893
01:05:13,452 --> 01:05:14,829
Go ahead, you try it.
894
01:05:16,497 --> 01:05:17,998
Illuminate.
895
01:05:20,501 --> 01:05:23,754
Raymond, Raymond, we've got to talk.
896
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:25,506
How did you get in?
897
01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:28,551
Wish I knew. I got pass codes.
898
01:05:28,717 --> 01:05:30,428
Routes to underground kingdoms.
899
01:05:30,594 --> 01:05:34,390
Complete access to the industrial
data-grid interface.
900
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,100
I don't even know
what that shit means.
901
01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:39,437
I've been meaning to ask you,
because I like it.
902
01:05:40,146 --> 01:05:41,272
I like it a lot.
903
01:05:43,441 --> 01:05:45,776
Your skills have been given to you
for a reason.
904
01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:48,446
Not for your personal amusement.
905
01:05:48,696 --> 01:05:53,534
Your job is to kill Mr. Edgar Friendly
and stop a revolution before it precipitates.
906
01:05:53,701 --> 01:05:56,954
That was why you were rehabilitated.
907
01:05:59,206 --> 01:06:02,585
All right. I'm gonna do
your little dastardly deed for you.
908
01:06:03,711 --> 01:06:06,881
But it's gonna be a little bit more
difficult than you thought.
909
01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:09,341
And I'm gonna need some help.
910
01:06:09,508 --> 01:06:13,095
I'll need about five or six more
special men.
911
01:06:13,971 --> 01:06:16,515
And I just so happen to have a list.
912
01:06:16,682 --> 01:06:20,436
I wouldn't want you to defrost any of
those killer types, know what I mean?
913
01:06:20,603 --> 01:06:24,190
And none of those motherfuckers from
New York. They're too uptight.
914
01:06:24,565 --> 01:06:27,776
So you're going to be
the only killer type, right?
915
01:06:28,402 --> 01:06:30,279
Exactamundo.
916
01:06:31,989 --> 01:06:33,073
Fine.
917
01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:35,284
Take care of it.
918
01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:38,412
Just get it over with.
919
01:06:38,746 --> 01:06:40,789
You're more trouble than you're worth.
920
01:06:41,332 --> 01:06:44,460
Oh, Raymond, don't say that.
921
01:06:45,419 --> 01:06:48,172
And what do I get out of all this?
922
01:06:50,424 --> 01:06:51,800
What do you want?
923
01:06:52,426 --> 01:06:54,011
Malibu.
924
01:06:54,512 --> 01:06:59,433
Santa Monica. Hell, what about
all the coastal cities? Ha-ha-ha.
925
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,268
Well, I'll bear it in mind.
926
01:07:01,435 --> 01:07:04,980
- Good, I'll send you a memo.
- Just do your job!
927
01:07:09,276 --> 01:07:13,322
What is John Spartan doing here? Huh?
928
01:07:13,489 --> 01:07:15,950
Did you invite him
to this little party of ours?
929
01:07:17,535 --> 01:07:21,830
Look, you finish your business
and I'll stuff him back in the freezer.
930
01:07:21,997 --> 01:07:23,958
Think of him as a guarantee.
931
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,043
A guarantee?
932
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:29,046
You don't have much of a guarantee.
933
01:07:29,630 --> 01:07:32,424
I took care of Spartan once,
I'll take care of him again.
934
01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:38,639
Now we need those men defrosted.
935
01:07:43,310 --> 01:07:44,979
So this is where you live?
936
01:07:45,145 --> 01:07:46,564
Very not bad.
937
01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:48,023
Thank you.
938
01:07:48,482 --> 01:07:50,276
So where will I be staying?
939
01:07:50,442 --> 01:07:53,988
I've procured you a domicile
right down the corridor from my own.
940
01:07:57,700 --> 01:08:00,578
Everything is voice coded,
so if you need something, just ask.
941
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:02,162
Lights.
942
01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:04,582
What do you think?
943
01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:09,336
Clicked off a lot of credits
to create a 20th-century apartment.
944
01:08:09,503 --> 01:08:10,838
Huxley, it's very....
945
01:08:11,005 --> 01:08:12,631
- Isn't it?
- Ha-ha-ha.
946
01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:16,343
John Spartan...
947
01:08:17,845 --> 01:08:21,015
...there is, of course, a well-known
and documented connection...
948
01:08:21,181 --> 01:08:24,268
...between sex and violence.
949
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:30,441
Not so much a causal effect,
but a general state of neurological arousal.
950
01:08:30,608 --> 01:08:36,614
And after having observed
your behavior this evening...
951
01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:39,408
...and my resultant condition...
952
01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:41,493
...um...
953
01:08:42,161 --> 01:08:44,663
...I was wondering
if you would like to have sex.
954
01:08:50,461 --> 01:08:52,254
- With you?
- Mm-hm.
955
01:08:54,214 --> 01:08:58,218
- Here? Heh, heh. Now?
- Mm-hm.
956
01:09:00,054 --> 01:09:01,305
Oh, yeah.
957
01:09:02,056 --> 01:09:03,932
Great! Ha, ha.
958
01:09:05,476 --> 01:09:06,810
I'll be right back.
959
01:09:24,495 --> 01:09:25,913
Love Boat?
960
01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:30,959
Okay.
961
01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:46,809
There you go.
962
01:09:52,231 --> 01:09:56,193
Now, just relax.
We'll begin in a few seconds.
963
01:09:56,694 --> 01:09:58,320
Begin what?
964
01:09:58,529 --> 01:10:00,614
Having sex, of course.
965
01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:54,918
Yes. Yes. Yes!
966
01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:01,008
What's wrong? You broke contact.
967
01:11:01,175 --> 01:11:03,051
Contact? I didn't even touch you yet.
968
01:11:03,594 --> 01:11:05,846
But I thought you wanted to make love.
969
01:11:06,013 --> 01:11:07,306
Is that what you call this?
970
01:11:10,017 --> 01:11:14,605
Vir-sex produces high alpha waves
during transference of sexual energies.
971
01:11:14,772 --> 01:11:17,232
Huxley, let's do it the old-fashioned way.
972
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:19,610
Ew! Disgusting!
973
01:11:19,777 --> 01:11:20,861
You mean...
974
01:11:21,695 --> 01:11:22,696
...fluid transfer?
975
01:11:22,863 --> 01:11:27,117
No, I mean boning, the wild mambo,
the hunka-chunka.
976
01:11:27,284 --> 01:11:28,952
That is no longer done.
977
01:11:29,536 --> 01:11:31,872
Exchange of bodily fluids,
know what that leads to?
978
01:11:32,039 --> 01:11:35,042
Yeah, I do.
Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge.
979
01:11:35,209 --> 01:11:38,212
Rampant exchange of bodily fluids
was one of the major reasons...
980
01:11:38,378 --> 01:11:40,214
...for the downfall of society.
981
01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:44,134
After AIDS, there was NRS.
After NRS, there was UBT.
982
01:11:44,301 --> 01:11:47,179
One of the first things Dr. Cocteau did
was to outlaw...
983
01:11:47,346 --> 01:11:51,350
...and engineer all fluid transfer
out of societally acceptable behavior.
984
01:11:51,809 --> 01:11:54,436
Not even mouth transfer is condoned.
985
01:11:54,603 --> 01:11:55,729
- Kissing's not allowed?
- Ugh!
986
01:11:55,896 --> 01:11:57,439
Damn, I was a good kisser.
987
01:11:59,399 --> 01:12:01,151
What about kids?
988
01:12:01,318 --> 01:12:02,903
- Procreation?
- Yeah.
989
01:12:03,070 --> 01:12:04,571
We go to a lab.
990
01:12:04,822 --> 01:12:06,824
Fluids are purified, screened...
991
01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:10,244
...and transferred by authorized
medical personnel only.
992
01:12:10,410 --> 01:12:12,329
It is the only legal way.
993
01:12:15,624 --> 01:12:17,084
What are you doing?
994
01:12:17,793 --> 01:12:19,586
Breaking the law.
995
01:12:21,171 --> 01:12:23,590
You are a savage creature, John Spartan.
996
01:12:23,757 --> 01:12:26,844
I wish you to leave my domicile now.
997
01:12:32,850 --> 01:12:34,184
Look, you know--
998
01:12:54,621 --> 01:12:57,958
Code accepted. Be well, John Spartan.
999
01:13:07,467 --> 01:13:08,802
Lights.
1000
01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:29,406
"He doesn't know how to use
the three seashells."
1001
01:13:36,246 --> 01:13:37,915
Happy Halloween.
1002
01:14:09,363 --> 01:14:11,615
"Behavioral engineering"?
1003
01:14:12,407 --> 01:14:16,912
Hi, Martin, I was thinking--
Oh, my God, I'm sorry, wrong number.
1004
01:14:28,548 --> 01:14:32,052
Our noble facility
has been desecrated by hooligans.
1005
01:14:33,053 --> 01:14:35,639
Someone will pay dearly for this.
1006
01:14:39,309 --> 01:14:42,896
Sir, the stress breeder is inside
being demobilized as we speak.
1007
01:14:44,231 --> 01:14:46,566
Shit. Being frozen
must have thrown my aim off.
1008
01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:48,986
Don't worry,
I'll get you with the next shot.
1009
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:50,737
I don't think so.
1010
01:14:51,405 --> 01:14:53,740
No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.
1011
01:15:05,585 --> 01:15:08,922
- Detective.
- Listen, I'm sorry about last night.
1012
01:15:10,757 --> 01:15:12,342
Here, I made this for you.
1013
01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:18,223
- For me?
- Yeah.
1014
01:15:19,850 --> 01:15:21,184
Thank you.
1015
01:15:24,396 --> 01:15:25,897
Oh, I'll drive.
1016
01:15:26,064 --> 01:15:29,359
- I gotta learn to do this once in my life.
- Okay.
1017
01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:44,583
Thank you for the lovely gift.
1018
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:47,294
I don't know what you guys put into
my cryo sludge.
1019
01:15:47,461 --> 01:15:50,047
When I thawed out,
first thing I wanted to do was knit.
1020
01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:55,135
How come I know what a zipperfoot,
a shuttle, a bobbin and a petit point is?
1021
01:15:55,302 --> 01:15:57,721
I could weave a throw rug right now
with my eyes closed.
1022
01:15:57,888 --> 01:16:00,265
Ha, ha. It's part of your rehab program.
1023
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:03,310
For each inmate, the computer
draws up a skill or trade...
1024
01:16:03,477 --> 01:16:05,312
...suited to their genetic disposition.
1025
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:07,856
And it would implant the knowledge
and the desire...
1026
01:16:08,023 --> 01:16:10,317
...to carry out whatever training
was assigned.
1027
01:16:12,069 --> 01:16:13,445
I'm a seamstress?
1028
01:16:14,029 --> 01:16:15,489
Oh, that's just great.
1029
01:16:15,655 --> 01:16:18,075
I come out of cryoprison
and I'm Betsy fucking Ross.
1030
01:16:18,241 --> 01:16:20,660
Phoenix can access computers,
operate all vehicles...
1031
01:16:20,827 --> 01:16:22,954
...knows the location of everything
in town...
1032
01:16:23,121 --> 01:16:25,123
...and is stronger than when he went in?
1033
01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:31,004
- Can you get me his rehab program now?
- Sure.
1034
01:16:33,673 --> 01:16:36,134
- I'm a seamstress.
- Access code for Simon Phoenix.
1035
01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:38,428
Access Simon Phoenix.
1036
01:16:39,221 --> 01:16:40,263
Accessing.
1037
01:16:41,139 --> 01:16:42,724
Access denied.
1038
01:16:44,017 --> 01:16:45,769
- What?
- Security override.
1039
01:16:45,936 --> 01:16:47,270
This can't be right.
1040
01:16:51,316 --> 01:16:53,276
Access granted, Officer Huxley.
1041
01:16:54,778 --> 01:16:58,240
Accessing Simon Phoenix,
Deepfile rehab 65-R.
1042
01:16:58,406 --> 01:17:02,327
Urban Combatkill. Torture Methodology.
Computer Override Authority.
1043
01:17:02,494 --> 01:17:03,912
There must be some mistake.
1044
01:17:04,079 --> 01:17:07,499
Terrorism Tactics. Weapons Training.
Martial Arts. MurderDeathKill.
1045
01:17:07,666 --> 01:17:09,835
Explosives Technician. Violent Behavior.
1046
01:17:10,001 --> 01:17:12,921
- This isn't a rehab program.
- No kidding.
1047
01:17:13,088 --> 01:17:14,422
This would create a monster.
1048
01:17:15,048 --> 01:17:18,260
- Who develops these programs?
- Cocteau Industries, of course.
1049
01:17:19,219 --> 01:17:23,807
But why would the benevolent Dr. Cocteau
send such a brute savage into our midst?
1050
01:17:23,974 --> 01:17:25,767
Good question. Let's go ask him.
1051
01:17:26,101 --> 01:17:28,186
No. You do not accuse a savior
of our city...
1052
01:17:28,353 --> 01:17:32,607
...of being connected with a
multi-MurderDeathKiller like Phoenix. It's...
1053
01:17:33,650 --> 01:17:34,734
...rude.
1054
01:17:35,235 --> 01:17:36,653
I'll be subtle.
1055
01:17:37,988 --> 01:17:39,114
I'm good at subtle.
1056
01:17:41,575 --> 01:17:43,160
Mellow greetings.
1057
01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:47,747
We are happy to welcome you to the
Cocteau Behavioral Engineering Complex.
1058
01:17:47,914 --> 01:17:48,999
Be well.
1059
01:17:49,166 --> 01:17:51,042
- Enhance your calm, John Spartan.
- Mm.
1060
01:17:56,464 --> 01:18:00,218
Mellow apologies for my lack
of physical disposition, detective...
1061
01:18:00,385 --> 01:18:02,053
...but I have a city/gov to run.
1062
01:18:02,596 --> 01:18:04,139
Well, run this.
1063
01:18:04,306 --> 01:18:07,767
You programmed Phoenix's rehab
to turn him into a terrorist.
1064
01:18:07,934 --> 01:18:10,228
And I don't think
his escape was an accident.
1065
01:18:10,395 --> 01:18:12,105
- Very subtle.
- Thank you.
1066
01:18:12,272 --> 01:18:15,942
Outside the museum, why didn't he blow
your brains out? What did you say to him?
1067
01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:18,528
I honestly don't remember.
Does it matter?
1068
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:20,614
It matters. I saw the security disk.
1069
01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:24,034
He had 10 seconds to figure out
where to put the hole in your fucking head.
1070
01:18:25,410 --> 01:18:29,748
This display of barbaric behavior
was unacceptable even in your time.
1071
01:18:29,915 --> 01:18:33,168
Yeah. But it worked.
1072
01:18:37,672 --> 01:18:40,091
When a man like Phoenix
has a gun to your head...
1073
01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:43,094
...10 seconds is 9 and a half seconds
longer than you live.
1074
01:18:44,054 --> 01:18:48,808
Not everyone is as eager as you to resort
to violence to solve life's difficulties.
1075
01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:52,604
Even now, I'm beginning to wonder
if the chaos in the museum...
1076
01:18:52,771 --> 01:18:56,233
...was the result of Mr. Phoenix's
presence or your own.
1077
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:58,401
Wonder about this, shithead.
1078
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:04,366
If you think you got this maniac under
control, trust me, you don't.
1079
01:19:04,532 --> 01:19:08,119
Is there something specific you plan
to do with that archaic device?
1080
01:19:08,286 --> 01:19:09,955
John Spartan.
1081
01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:13,833
No, I didn't think so.
1082
01:19:14,376 --> 01:19:18,797
Detective, the only thing I haven't got
under control is you.
1083
01:19:18,964 --> 01:19:20,966
But that can be solved.
1084
01:19:21,132 --> 01:19:23,510
You, my Cro-Magnon friend, are dead.
1085
01:19:23,677 --> 01:19:26,263
Your family's dead, your past is dead.
1086
01:19:26,930 --> 01:19:28,723
Dead things cannot affect the living.
1087
01:19:28,890 --> 01:19:33,061
So enjoy your moment of
prehistoric bravado...
1088
01:19:33,228 --> 01:19:35,939
...because after you leave here,
it will be over.
1089
01:19:36,106 --> 01:19:38,775
Like everything else in your life.
1090
01:19:38,984 --> 01:19:42,529
Officer, return this man
to cryostasis immediately.
1091
01:19:42,696 --> 01:19:43,697
Be well.
1092
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,449
Be fucked.
1093
01:19:47,826 --> 01:19:49,077
You are fined one--
1094
01:19:54,374 --> 01:19:58,670
Greetings, citizen.
How are you on this glorious day?
1095
01:19:58,837 --> 01:20:00,964
- I'll wait here.
- Let's go.
1096
01:20:01,131 --> 01:20:03,842
- I don't know.
- I do know. Turn that thing on.
1097
01:20:04,009 --> 01:20:07,053
- I hope you know what you're doing.
- Vector, 23 degrees.
1098
01:20:07,220 --> 01:20:11,349
You're asking me to disobey a direct order.
I'm to escort you to the cryoprison.
1099
01:20:11,516 --> 01:20:15,770
Do what you got to. I gotta nail that maniac
and put him on ice or that's where I'll be.
1100
01:20:15,937 --> 01:20:18,732
- Enhance your calm.
- I've had it with enhancing my calm.
1101
01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:21,067
I'm gonna find that psycho
and enhance his calm.
1102
01:20:21,234 --> 01:20:24,946
When I'm done, I'm gonna turn all
my attention to that Froot Loop, Cocteau.
1103
01:20:25,113 --> 01:20:27,699
You don't have to come with me.
I'll do it alone. Okay?
1104
01:20:27,866 --> 01:20:32,287
Even if Simon Phoenix was programmed
to escape, extinguish life and steal...
1105
01:20:32,454 --> 01:20:34,247
...why are you going to the wasteland?
1106
01:20:34,414 --> 01:20:38,084
Your city-wide manhunt didn't work,
because Phoenix was in the one place that...
1107
01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:39,878
...A, you can't monitor...
1108
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:43,757
...B, are afraid to go and,
C, don't give a shit about.
1109
01:20:43,923 --> 01:20:47,802
I wanna go down there, find Phoenix
and put him in a hurt locker.
1110
01:20:49,262 --> 01:20:53,016
So you wanna come with me
or you wanna arrest me, huh?
1111
01:20:53,183 --> 01:20:56,019
Okay. I'm with you.
1112
01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:57,854
Let's go blow this guy.
1113
01:21:00,774 --> 01:21:03,526
Away. Blow this guy away.
1114
01:21:04,694 --> 01:21:06,029
Whatever.
1115
01:21:12,369 --> 01:21:13,411
Got a way with words.
1116
01:21:20,710 --> 01:21:23,630
- What's wrong, Huxley?
- It's not very clean.
1117
01:21:28,301 --> 01:21:30,053
A real garden spot.
1118
01:21:30,637 --> 01:21:32,305
All right, which way?
1119
01:21:32,472 --> 01:21:33,723
Over there.
1120
01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:35,975
All right, guys, be ready for anything.
1121
01:21:44,067 --> 01:21:46,361
My dog's better than your dog
1122
01:21:46,528 --> 01:21:48,655
My dog's better than yours
1123
01:21:48,822 --> 01:21:51,366
My dog's better 'cause he gets Ken-L Ration
My dog's--
1124
01:21:51,533 --> 01:21:52,742
Hey.
1125
01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:55,328
I'm sorry, but when I'm nervous, I....
1126
01:21:55,829 --> 01:21:57,414
Sorry.
1127
01:21:57,580 --> 01:21:58,998
Over here.
1128
01:22:19,853 --> 01:22:22,188
What is that emanation?
1129
01:22:22,355 --> 01:22:23,898
Oh, yeah.
1130
01:22:24,524 --> 01:22:25,984
Oh, yeah.
1131
01:22:26,609 --> 01:22:27,902
Come on, guys.
1132
01:22:35,785 --> 01:22:39,164
No, hey, just relax. All I want is a burger
and a beer, if you got one.
1133
01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:42,792
How am I gonna pay?
1134
01:22:43,751 --> 01:22:46,337
- Huxley, it is better to give....
- Ow!
1135
01:22:54,179 --> 01:22:56,264
- Want a slug?
- Ugh.
1136
01:22:58,558 --> 01:22:59,893
No, thank you.
1137
01:23:00,143 --> 01:23:01,978
I think I'm gonna be sick.
1138
01:23:02,228 --> 01:23:03,730
Oh, God.
1139
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:06,649
- This is fantastic. You guys gotta try one.
- Oh, my.
1140
01:23:06,816 --> 01:23:09,235
Just don't ask
where the meat comes from.
1141
01:23:09,402 --> 01:23:10,737
What's that supposed to mean?
1142
01:23:10,904 --> 01:23:13,156
Do you see any cows around here?
1143
01:23:21,748 --> 01:23:23,124
Rat?
1144
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:25,293
This is a rat burger?
1145
01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:32,342
Not bad.
1146
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:36,387
Matter of fact,
it's the best burger I've had in years.
1147
01:23:38,932 --> 01:23:40,266
See you later.
1148
01:24:03,456 --> 01:24:06,292
They don't seem very hostile,
John Spartan.
1149
01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:08,795
No, they don't.
1150
01:24:18,221 --> 01:24:20,557
Now, that's a thing of beauty.
1151
01:24:22,267 --> 01:24:23,935
Do you know what this is?
1152
01:24:24,102 --> 01:24:28,815
A 1970 Oldsmobile 442.
1153
01:24:28,982 --> 01:24:32,527
With a 455-cubic-inch engine.
1154
01:24:32,694 --> 01:24:35,905
Radial tires and bucket seats.
1155
01:24:36,406 --> 01:24:38,825
- I'm impressed.
- I studied.
1156
01:24:38,992 --> 01:24:41,744
So did I. Hand over the glow-rod.
1157
01:24:41,911 --> 01:24:43,913
Your friends too. Come on, move.
1158
01:24:44,497 --> 01:24:45,790
Ow!
1159
01:24:47,208 --> 01:24:49,127
- Easy, pal.
- Yeah.
1160
01:24:52,255 --> 01:24:55,258
You got ball-balls, coming down here
after the show you put on.
1161
01:24:55,425 --> 01:24:57,510
We're looking for a MurderDeathKiller.
1162
01:24:57,677 --> 01:25:00,513
Can you help or just bully us
with your primitive weapons?
1163
01:25:05,977 --> 01:25:07,770
Well, maybe they're not so primitive.
1164
01:25:10,690 --> 01:25:11,941
Think you're taking me in?
1165
01:25:12,609 --> 01:25:14,444
Guess what. Not happening.
1166
01:25:14,986 --> 01:25:18,364
You tell Cocteau he can kiss my ass.
Yeah, that's right.
1167
01:25:18,531 --> 01:25:20,700
It'll take an army to get rid of me.
1168
01:25:20,867 --> 01:25:23,119
I don't give a shit. I got nothing to lose.
1169
01:25:23,286 --> 01:25:28,124
Pal, I don't know who the hell you are,
let alone want to take you anywhere.
1170
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:31,044
So stay here, be well
and Cocteau's an asshole!
1171
01:25:31,210 --> 01:25:32,337
- Hey!
- Hey, man.
1172
01:25:32,503 --> 01:25:35,798
Let's dump them up top.
They're only here to spy on us.
1173
01:25:37,216 --> 01:25:38,551
Wait a minute.
1174
01:25:40,219 --> 01:25:42,180
You're the guy outside Taco Bell.
1175
01:25:42,722 --> 01:25:44,807
Yeah. What do you want?
1176
01:25:45,975 --> 01:25:48,227
You weren't part of the Cocteau plan.
1177
01:25:48,394 --> 01:25:52,023
Greed, deception, abuse of power.
That's no plan.
1178
01:25:54,567 --> 01:25:56,903
- That's why everybody's down here?
- Got that right.
1179
01:25:57,070 --> 01:26:00,573
See, according to Cocteau's plan...
1180
01:26:00,740 --> 01:26:02,825
...I'm the enemy, because I like to think.
1181
01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:06,412
I like to read.
I'm into freedom of speech and choice.
1182
01:26:06,579 --> 01:26:09,666
I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit
in a greasy spoon and wonder:
1183
01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:12,752
"Should I have steak or
jumbo barbecued ribs with gravy fries?"
1184
01:26:12,919 --> 01:26:16,673
I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon,
butter and buckets of cheese.
1185
01:26:16,839 --> 01:26:19,550
I want to smoke a Cuban cigar
the size of Cincinnati.
1186
01:26:19,717 --> 01:26:23,012
I want to run through the streets naked
with Jell-O all over my body...
1187
01:26:23,179 --> 01:26:26,099
...reading Playboy Magazine,
because I might feel the need to.
1188
01:26:26,265 --> 01:26:27,642
I've seen the future.
1189
01:26:27,809 --> 01:26:29,936
It's a 47-year-old virgin in his pajamas...
1190
01:26:30,103 --> 01:26:33,064
...drinking a banana-broccoli shake,
singing, "I'm a wiener."
1191
01:26:33,231 --> 01:26:34,691
Up top, you live Cocteau's way.
1192
01:26:34,857 --> 01:26:36,943
What he wants, when he wants,
how he wants.
1193
01:26:37,110 --> 01:26:40,196
Your other choice: come down here.
1194
01:26:40,613 --> 01:26:41,948
Maybe starve to death.
1195
01:26:42,990 --> 01:26:45,827
Why don't you take charge
and lead these people out of here?
1196
01:26:46,202 --> 01:26:47,578
I'm no leader.
1197
01:26:47,787 --> 01:26:51,124
I do what I have to do.
Sometimes people come with me.
1198
01:26:51,416 --> 01:26:56,421
I just want to bury Cocteau up to his neck
in shit and let him think happy thoughts.
1199
01:26:56,587 --> 01:26:58,047
Then I got bad news.
1200
01:26:59,006 --> 01:27:01,551
I think he wants to kill you.
1201
01:27:03,928 --> 01:27:06,681
All right, gentlemen, let's review.
1202
01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:09,308
The year is 2032.
1203
01:27:09,475 --> 01:27:13,354
That's 2-0-3-2.
As in the 21st century.
1204
01:27:13,563 --> 01:27:18,401
And I'm sorry to say that the world
has become a pussy-whipped...
1205
01:27:18,568 --> 01:27:23,781
...Brady Bunch version of itself
run by a bunch of robed sissies.
1206
01:27:23,948 --> 01:27:26,701
All we have to do
to run the whole thing...
1207
01:27:26,868 --> 01:27:31,080
...is to kill a man named Friendly,
who put it all together.
1208
01:27:32,373 --> 01:27:35,126
Ah, but there's an extra added bonus.
1209
01:27:36,169 --> 01:27:40,214
We get to kill the man who put most of us
behind the freezer.
1210
01:27:40,381 --> 01:27:43,384
You mean we get to kill John Spartan?
1211
01:27:43,551 --> 01:27:44,969
Exactly.
1212
01:27:45,136 --> 01:27:48,639
I want you to loot, pillage, plunder.
I want you to steal.
1213
01:27:48,806 --> 01:27:52,226
Do all the wonderful things we used to do
before all of this happened.
1214
01:27:53,936 --> 01:27:55,855
This world will be ours.
1215
01:27:56,105 --> 01:27:57,857
Let's bring back the good old days!
1216
01:27:58,024 --> 01:27:59,776
- Are you with me?
- Yeah!
1217
01:27:59,942 --> 01:28:01,944
- Are you with me? Let's do it!
- Yeah!
1218
01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:03,613
Yeah!
1219
01:28:05,031 --> 01:28:09,535
It is a curious conclusion
which you have deduced, John Spartan.
1220
01:28:10,244 --> 01:28:12,872
But I can find no fault in your logic.
1221
01:28:13,039 --> 01:28:14,832
Simon Phoenix is the perfect weapon...
1222
01:28:14,999 --> 01:28:17,752
...to send to the savage nether regions
in which we stand.
1223
01:28:17,919 --> 01:28:19,670
I am impressed, John Spartan.
1224
01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:23,090
You mean they thawed this guy out
just to kill me?
1225
01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:26,803
- I'm flattered.
- Don't be flattered. Be frightened.
1226
01:28:27,053 --> 01:28:29,013
This guy's a certifiable nightmare.
1227
01:28:29,388 --> 01:28:32,058
- That's why you're down here?
- Yeah.
1228
01:28:33,810 --> 01:28:37,563
I must have done something right
in a previous life.
1229
01:28:37,897 --> 01:28:40,066
Can't imagine what that
could have been.
1230
01:28:42,318 --> 01:28:43,861
Two for the price of one.
1231
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,405
Let's take them, boys.
1232
01:28:50,952 --> 01:28:52,036
Stay down!
1233
01:29:14,851 --> 01:29:16,686
Friendly! Up on top!
1234
01:29:25,444 --> 01:29:28,447
I'll be goddamned.
Like a New York cockroach.
1235
01:29:47,550 --> 01:29:48,759
Fuck it.
1236
01:29:58,060 --> 01:29:59,395
I hate when things go wrong.
1237
01:30:06,652 --> 01:30:07,820
Phoenix!
1238
01:30:16,287 --> 01:30:19,165
There's an elevator shaft on top
of this place.
1239
01:30:21,083 --> 01:30:22,585
Does that mean we're going up?
1240
01:30:24,337 --> 01:30:25,588
Come on.
1241
01:30:44,106 --> 01:30:47,610
How nice. They must have
been expecting me.
1242
01:31:03,459 --> 01:31:04,835
Okay. Now what?
1243
01:31:05,002 --> 01:31:06,545
Buckle up.
1244
01:31:29,735 --> 01:31:31,278
There he is! He's in my car!
1245
01:31:37,743 --> 01:31:39,203
I'll be goddamned.
1246
01:31:45,501 --> 01:31:47,920
What is happening with the cops today?
1247
01:31:48,087 --> 01:31:50,589
Don't you know
you're endangering civilians?
1248
01:32:07,064 --> 01:32:08,566
Shit.
1249
01:32:09,275 --> 01:32:11,193
- Auto-inflate.
- Auto-inflate.
1250
01:32:12,778 --> 01:32:15,114
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Damn.
1251
01:32:16,449 --> 01:32:17,950
Oh, that is just lovely.
1252
01:32:18,117 --> 01:32:20,161
Huxley, drive.
1253
01:32:20,327 --> 01:32:22,663
Okay, I've read all about this. Now, okay.
1254
01:32:25,166 --> 01:32:28,210
So, what do I do? I just push this pedal?
1255
01:32:28,627 --> 01:32:31,338
Whoa! Okay, okay. I got it, I got it.
1256
01:32:41,348 --> 01:32:43,642
- Punch it!
- Excuse me?
1257
01:32:44,018 --> 01:32:46,729
Push the pedal as hard as you can!
Just catch up to him!
1258
01:32:46,896 --> 01:32:48,647
- Hold on.
- Faster!
1259
01:32:49,315 --> 01:32:50,775
Faster!
1260
01:32:56,405 --> 01:32:57,448
Shit.
1261
01:32:58,115 --> 01:32:59,283
No free rides!
1262
01:33:04,914 --> 01:33:07,458
- Emergency, doors open.
- Doors opening.
1263
01:33:08,876 --> 01:33:10,294
Say hello to my little friend.
1264
01:33:23,265 --> 01:33:25,518
- Doors close.
- Malfunction.
1265
01:33:30,981 --> 01:33:33,234
Computer, auto-drive.
1266
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:34,610
Auto-drive engaged.
1267
01:33:34,777 --> 01:33:36,445
Gonna give you a haircut!
1268
01:33:38,489 --> 01:33:43,035
Remember those 40 bus passengers
that you blew apart trying to catch me?
1269
01:33:44,537 --> 01:33:46,497
They were already dead.
1270
01:33:46,997 --> 01:33:48,791
Cold as Häagen-Dazs.
1271
01:33:56,924 --> 01:33:59,885
Man, I went to jail with a 36-year smile.
1272
01:34:00,719 --> 01:34:02,054
You're dead, Spartan.
1273
01:34:02,429 --> 01:34:04,265
Speak for yourself.
1274
01:34:13,691 --> 01:34:16,277
- Self-drive.
- Unable to execute.
1275
01:34:16,443 --> 01:34:18,070
- Self-drive now.
- Malfunction.
1276
01:34:18,445 --> 01:34:20,156
Unable to execute.
1277
01:34:20,322 --> 01:34:21,740
Emergency.
1278
01:34:22,283 --> 01:34:24,285
Go left. Right.
1279
01:34:26,078 --> 01:34:27,121
Self-drive engaged.
1280
01:34:29,081 --> 01:34:30,958
Brake. Brake.
1281
01:34:32,918 --> 01:34:35,921
Brake now,
you Mickey Mouse piece of shit!
1282
01:35:08,704 --> 01:35:12,541
John Spartan?
John Spartan, are you in there?
1283
01:35:13,125 --> 01:35:15,878
- John Spartan!
- Who do you think it is, Huxley?
1284
01:35:17,963 --> 01:35:19,131
Here.
1285
01:35:24,386 --> 01:35:27,431
I thought your life force
had been prematurely terminated.
1286
01:35:27,598 --> 01:35:29,808
Yeah, I thought I was history too.
1287
01:35:30,017 --> 01:35:33,812
What the hell happened? All of a sudden,
this car turned into a cannoli.
1288
01:35:33,979 --> 01:35:36,815
It's securefoam, and it saved your life.
1289
01:35:37,024 --> 01:35:39,360
Look at you, you're in shambles.
1290
01:35:39,652 --> 01:35:43,239
Don't worry, I can fix it later.
All I need is a needle and thread.
1291
01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:45,658
I really didn't say that, did I?
1292
01:35:45,824 --> 01:35:47,117
Damn!
1293
01:35:53,332 --> 01:35:55,042
John Spartan.
1294
01:35:55,209 --> 01:35:57,836
You caveman, you're under arrest.
1295
01:35:58,045 --> 01:36:00,631
You are to be returned to the cryoprison
immediately.
1296
01:36:00,798 --> 01:36:03,300
I heard all about that.
We'll talk later, chief.
1297
01:36:04,260 --> 01:36:06,595
I need something, anything.
A shotgun, a flare gun.
1298
01:36:06,762 --> 01:36:08,013
Spartan.
1299
01:36:11,183 --> 01:36:13,686
- Holy shit.
- Defensive red alert.
1300
01:36:15,646 --> 01:36:16,730
Stun batons on.
1301
01:36:18,357 --> 01:36:19,900
Relax.
1302
01:36:20,442 --> 01:36:23,779
Look at you. You get a bump on the noggin
and think you're Pancho Villa?
1303
01:36:25,155 --> 01:36:27,241
- Who?
- Never mind.
1304
01:36:27,574 --> 01:36:28,867
Time to take a stand, pal.
1305
01:36:29,034 --> 01:36:32,454
Well, good. While you're doing it,
loan me a gun. Loan me two guns.
1306
01:36:32,621 --> 01:36:34,748
You'd use these weapons
of mass destruction...
1307
01:36:34,915 --> 01:36:36,917
...against men and women
who uphold the law?
1308
01:36:37,084 --> 01:36:39,545
We use these weapons
to shop for groceries, dick.
1309
01:36:39,712 --> 01:36:41,130
Spartan, wait.
1310
01:36:42,214 --> 01:36:43,340
You can't leave.
1311
01:36:43,841 --> 01:36:48,554
You're under arrest. This very concept
negates the possibility of your leaving.
1312
01:36:48,721 --> 01:36:50,639
Skip it, chief.
1313
01:36:50,806 --> 01:36:52,725
Lieutenant Huxley.
1314
01:36:52,891 --> 01:36:57,438
Chief, you can take this job
and you can shovel it.
1315
01:36:59,565 --> 01:37:02,860
"Take this job and shovel it."
1316
01:37:03,027 --> 01:37:04,528
Yeah?
1317
01:37:04,737 --> 01:37:06,322
Close enough.
1318
01:37:08,324 --> 01:37:10,075
No. No.
1319
01:37:11,702 --> 01:37:16,582
I hadn't counted on this, but I must say,
you worked out beautifully.
1320
01:37:17,082 --> 01:37:19,209
People are terrified of you.
1321
01:37:19,376 --> 01:37:22,212
What's new? People have always
been terrified of me.
1322
01:37:22,379 --> 01:37:25,174
Yes, but this time,
they're really intimidated.
1323
01:37:27,426 --> 01:37:33,265
Now I'll have carte blanche
to create the perfect society.
1324
01:37:34,350 --> 01:37:35,434
My society.
1325
01:37:36,685 --> 01:37:40,564
San Angeles will be a beacon of order...
1326
01:37:40,731 --> 01:37:43,609
...with the purity of an ant colony.
1327
01:37:43,817 --> 01:37:47,112
And the beauty of a flawless pearl.
1328
01:37:47,279 --> 01:37:49,448
You can't take away people's
right to be assholes.
1329
01:37:49,615 --> 01:37:50,699
Hmm?
1330
01:37:51,658 --> 01:37:53,452
That's who you remind me of...
1331
01:37:53,952 --> 01:37:55,537
...an evil Mr. Rogers.
1332
01:37:55,954 --> 01:37:57,247
Will you please kill him?
1333
01:37:57,414 --> 01:37:58,665
He's pissing me off.
1334
01:38:09,843 --> 01:38:12,012
Put another log on the fire!
1335
01:38:13,597 --> 01:38:15,432
I'm gonna love running this place.
1336
01:38:22,981 --> 01:38:24,566
Well, now...
1337
01:38:24,733 --> 01:38:28,612
...what shall I do with you, huh, Bobby?
1338
01:38:28,779 --> 01:38:31,573
I am an excellent associate, sir.
1339
01:38:31,782 --> 01:38:34,993
I would be delighted to continue
my services during your administration.
1340
01:38:36,328 --> 01:38:38,163
Ah. Maybe we'll use him.
1341
01:38:38,330 --> 01:38:39,957
Excuse me, the police are here.
1342
01:39:08,777 --> 01:39:10,696
Who in the hell do you think--?
1343
01:39:29,131 --> 01:39:30,799
I'm impressed.
1344
01:39:32,384 --> 01:39:33,594
Huxley!
1345
01:39:44,062 --> 01:39:46,607
That man has died by my hands.
1346
01:39:47,107 --> 01:39:49,234
It was either him or us, Huxley.
1347
01:39:50,277 --> 01:39:51,820
Yeah, there is that.
1348
01:39:51,987 --> 01:39:53,906
Where'd you learn to kick like that?
1349
01:39:54,573 --> 01:39:57,910
- Oh, um, Jackie Chan movies.
- Ah.
1350
01:40:05,751 --> 01:40:08,712
Looks like the Cocteau plan
just went up in smoke.
1351
01:40:09,171 --> 01:40:11,715
Rest in peace, Raymond Cocteau.
1352
01:40:12,299 --> 01:40:17,095
Oh, John Spartan, civilization as we know it
will come to an end.
1353
01:40:17,554 --> 01:40:18,639
What will we do?
1354
01:40:18,805 --> 01:40:20,807
I don't know.
But trust me, this is better for you.
1355
01:40:22,184 --> 01:40:23,227
What's that?
1356
01:40:27,856 --> 01:40:29,358
This is bad.
1357
01:40:29,608 --> 01:40:30,776
This is very bad.
1358
01:40:30,943 --> 01:40:34,821
He's accessed the cryoprison and he's
about to defrost the entire multi-lifer wing.
1359
01:40:34,988 --> 01:40:36,281
Most of them don't like you.
1360
01:40:36,448 --> 01:40:40,160
Most of these guys don't even like
their own mothers. These are bad boys.
1361
01:40:40,327 --> 01:40:41,745
How many are there?
1362
01:40:44,998 --> 01:40:47,501
Eighty. All without rehab.
1363
01:40:47,668 --> 01:40:49,670
They'll be reanimated within the hour.
1364
01:40:49,836 --> 01:40:51,213
We gotta stop this.
1365
01:40:53,465 --> 01:40:57,261
I'm not at all pleased about having caused
the fatality of that deranged CryoCon.
1366
01:40:57,427 --> 01:41:02,349
But I now understand that under certain
circumstances, violence is necessary.
1367
01:41:02,558 --> 01:41:04,226
Good.
1368
01:41:08,438 --> 01:41:10,732
Then I hope you understand this.
1369
01:41:19,575 --> 01:41:21,827
Oh, I hope my butt didn't look like that.
1370
01:41:21,994 --> 01:41:24,663
Okay, who do we have left that's good?
1371
01:41:24,830 --> 01:41:26,290
Let's see.
1372
01:41:26,456 --> 01:41:28,208
Wilkes, Patrick.
1373
01:41:28,375 --> 01:41:30,502
Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy.
1374
01:41:30,669 --> 01:41:32,921
We gotta get him.
How long before they're done?
1375
01:41:33,088 --> 01:41:36,758
- They're in the final stages of reanimation.
- Great. Absolutely great.
1376
01:41:39,219 --> 01:41:40,679
Gentlemen.
1377
01:41:40,846 --> 01:41:45,100
Thank you very much, but your services
will no longer be required.
1378
01:41:51,148 --> 01:41:53,900
Send a maniac to catch a maniac.
1379
01:42:11,793 --> 01:42:14,630
Attention. Attention.
1380
01:42:14,796 --> 01:42:17,549
Cryoprisoner defrosting
reanimation sequence...
1381
01:42:17,716 --> 01:42:20,677
...now entering final stage.
1382
01:42:21,887 --> 01:42:24,806
Countdown to reanimation
of prisoner batches...
1383
01:42:24,973 --> 01:42:30,729
...290, 310, 480 and 570:
1384
01:42:30,896 --> 01:42:33,065
Ten minutes.
1385
01:42:34,191 --> 01:42:36,735
- That's it. The very last one.
- Excellent.
1386
01:42:38,528 --> 01:42:39,905
Accessed.
1387
01:42:41,573 --> 01:42:43,075
What the hell is that?
1388
01:42:54,878 --> 01:42:56,213
Phoenix!
1389
01:43:20,195 --> 01:43:22,030
Didn't expect that one, did you?
1390
01:43:22,364 --> 01:43:23,573
Where are you going?
1391
01:43:23,740 --> 01:43:25,534
I wish you the best of luck, sir.
1392
01:43:26,535 --> 01:43:27,869
Stupid.
1393
01:43:34,960 --> 01:43:38,422
Spartan, how's it hanging, huh?
1394
01:43:38,588 --> 01:43:42,300
I'm sure you're familiar with
the long arm of the law, aren't you?
1395
01:43:46,972 --> 01:43:49,641
Why don't you struggle a little bit?
Make me work for it.
1396
01:43:49,808 --> 01:43:55,522
What do you say? How about
a little target practice? What do you say?
1397
01:44:04,156 --> 01:44:06,032
Didn't hurt your head, did you?
1398
01:44:24,634 --> 01:44:27,137
Shit. Piece-of-shit gun. Damn.
1399
01:44:34,603 --> 01:44:35,687
Fuck.
1400
01:44:47,657 --> 01:44:49,576
That's it, Spartan.
1401
01:44:49,743 --> 01:44:51,745
You're not getting out of this one.
1402
01:44:54,498 --> 01:44:57,167
I could drop you in that vat
of defrost over there...
1403
01:44:57,334 --> 01:44:59,294
...and fry your ass like a chicken.
1404
01:45:00,587 --> 01:45:03,548
Or with my little pinky,
drop your monkey ass down--
1405
01:45:06,426 --> 01:45:08,470
I'll be goddamned.
1406
01:45:49,636 --> 01:45:51,847
Shit! Goddamn! What am I doing wrong?
1407
01:45:52,180 --> 01:45:58,270
Cryoprisoner reanimation
sequence now entering final stage.
1408
01:46:03,608 --> 01:46:06,528
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
1409
01:46:08,154 --> 01:46:09,281
Good memory.
1410
01:46:15,829 --> 01:46:17,372
Come here. Come here.
1411
01:46:17,539 --> 01:46:18,957
Piece of shit!
1412
01:46:29,676 --> 01:46:31,428
I hate cops!
1413
01:46:35,557 --> 01:46:38,101
Look in my eyes, John.
I'll see you in hell.
1414
01:46:38,268 --> 01:46:39,477
Not.
1415
01:47:22,687 --> 01:47:25,398
This is the best day of my life.
1416
01:47:55,679 --> 01:47:57,055
Heads up!
1417
01:48:47,981 --> 01:48:51,860
You have apprehended the villain
responsible for murdering Cocteau?
1418
01:48:52,027 --> 01:48:55,030
I wouldn't exactly say apprehended.
Let's just say he's history.
1419
01:48:55,613 --> 01:48:58,575
And the cryoprison, that's history too.
1420
01:49:01,786 --> 01:49:05,206
What will we do? How will we live?
1421
01:49:05,373 --> 01:49:09,044
We're all gonna go out drinking,
get shit-faced and paint the town, literally.
1422
01:49:09,210 --> 01:49:11,296
Put up graffiti, slogans. It'll be a blast.
1423
01:49:11,463 --> 01:49:13,923
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'll tell you what you're gonna do.
1424
01:49:14,090 --> 01:49:16,009
Why don't you get a little dirty?
1425
01:49:16,176 --> 01:49:17,761
You, a lot clean.
1426
01:49:17,927 --> 01:49:20,013
And somewhere in the middle....
1427
01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:22,432
I don't know. You'll figure it out.
1428
01:49:22,891 --> 01:49:24,476
Fucking A.
1429
01:49:27,270 --> 01:49:28,938
Well put.
1430
01:49:29,314 --> 01:49:32,317
Mr. Friendly? Greetings and salutations,
Edgar Friendly.
1431
01:49:32,484 --> 01:49:34,903
I'm Associate Bob. And may I say...
1432
01:49:35,070 --> 01:49:38,656
...it would be a pleasure
to assist you in creating a more humane--
1433
01:49:38,823 --> 01:49:41,659
- Bob. Bob. Let's talk about the hair, okay?
- Hair?
1434
01:49:41,826 --> 01:49:43,620
Pick a color. And lose the kimono.
1435
01:49:43,787 --> 01:49:45,246
- You look like a couch.
- A couch?
1436
01:49:45,413 --> 01:49:47,248
Are you a surgeon with these gloves?
1437
01:49:51,920 --> 01:49:55,006
Thank you for rendering me
unconscious.
1438
01:49:56,341 --> 01:49:57,759
I did it for your own good.
1439
01:49:57,926 --> 01:49:59,677
- We're supposed to be a team.
- We are.
1440
01:50:09,354 --> 01:50:10,855
Oh, my. Heh.
1441
01:50:11,397 --> 01:50:14,067
Are all fluid-transfer activities like this?
1442
01:50:14,234 --> 01:50:16,611
- Better.
- Better?
1443
01:50:17,028 --> 01:50:18,363
Oh, my.
1444
01:50:21,783 --> 01:50:23,535
I think I'm gonna like the future.
1445
01:50:23,701 --> 01:50:26,329
Now that you've demolished everything.
1446
01:50:26,746 --> 01:50:28,957
But there's just one thing
I want to know:
1447
01:50:29,124 --> 01:50:32,377
How's that damn
three-seashell thing work?