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So, the Aldridge Mansion is the only
19th century home in New York City

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preserved both inside and out.

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At the time of its construction,

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it was one of the most
elegant homes in existence.

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Interesting fact.
This grandfather clock was on the Titanic

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and was saved by Sir Aldridge.

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A Romanian woman and her child were
forced to leave the lifeboat to make room.

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Over here,

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you can imagine Sir Aldridge
entertaining his wealthy guests.

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It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum
first had the idea to enslave elephants.

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And if you'll follow me...

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Now, I'm gonna tell you
something a little spooky.

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On the morning of October 25th, 1894,
Sir Aldridge awoke, furious,

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when his breakfast was not waiting for him.

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So he called to his servants,
but none of them responded.

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Why?

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Because, during the night, one by one,

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they had each been stabbed to death
in their sleep.

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It was later discovered

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they were murdered by his eldest daughter,

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Gertrude Aldridge.

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Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary,

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"I know God makes no mistakes,

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"but I believe he may have been drunk
when he built Gertrude's personality."

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Now, to spare the family public humiliation,

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instead of turning her in to the police,

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they locked her in this basement.

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And they fed her

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through this slot.

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Years later, when a new owner moved in,

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they dug out her remains.

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But, after repeatedly hearing strange sounds,

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he sealed it shut.

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That's right.
No one has opened this door since then.

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Okay.

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Follow me.

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Maybe steer clear of the door.

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Sorry, Sir Aldridge. I got to get out of here!

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Garret, you idiot.

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No.

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No.

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No!No!No!

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No! No!

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No!

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Daniel. Teresa.

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Dr. Roberts. Robert, hello.

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- Erin, sweetheart. Hi.
- Hello, Phil.

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- Good morning, Jack.
- Hi.

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- Did you hear the news?
- Tell me.

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I'm lecturing in the big hall today.

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- Darling, that's wonderful.
- I know.

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- This is what you're wearing?
- What?

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I have someone I want you to meet.

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Phyllis, I would like to introduce Erin Gilbert.

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She specializes in
theoretical particle physics.

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I'm a huge fan.

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This is such an honor to meet you.

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Phyllis is guest lecturing
in Daniels' astrophysics and cosmology.

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Erin just learned she's being published.

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Yes, well, I'm very proud.

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I don't allow my lab
to submit to journals anymore.

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I think journals tamper with the process
and ultimately hurt scientific research.

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Yeah. It's like when scientists get caught up,
you know, in those dumb awards.

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- You know...
- Awards are massively important.

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Yes, no, I was saying
it'd be dumb not to go after awards,

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'cause that's where science really shines.

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It's, unfortunately, the only way
to draw attention to good science.

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Excellent point.

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All right. I should be going.

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Hey, Simon.

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Well, I'm going to lecture right now

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in the big hall.

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It's good that it's big, too, 'cause I've got
a lot of big ideas I'm going to be spreading.

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Hey, good luck on your tenure review.
Make me proud.

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Fingers crossed.

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Not that crossing your fingers
means anything, 'cause it doesn't.

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I couldn't disagree more.

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It's been proven that superstitions
can have tremendous performance benefits.

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Exactly. I'm wrong about everything.

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All right. Well, I'm gonna try to get out
of here without stepping on these cracks.

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I don't want my mom calling me, like...

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See, when they change direction,
you've got to...

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So, you know her?

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Ding dOHQ-

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Yeah.

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Sean, that is an excellent question.

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As you can see from my calculations,

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we will soon be able to combine
general relativity and quantum theory.

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Teaching in the big hall. Big day.

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Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!

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Big hall!

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Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak to you
about something you wrote.

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I'm sorry. Yes. What...

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What publication?

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I'm talking about your book.

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Book.

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I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
my class will be here any minute.

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You're Erin Gilbert, right?

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<i>Co-author of Ghosts from Our Past:</i>

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<i>Both Literally and Figuratively:
The Study of the Paranormal?</i>

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I think you're looking
for a different Erin Gilbert.

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One that likes very long titles.

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Okay. But this really does look like you.

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What? No.

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Yeah, that's me.

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Look, it was a very long time ago,

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and it was just a gag
between a couple of friends.

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I'm sorry.

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A 460-page gag?

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The first sentence is, "This is not a joke."

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What do you want?

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Well, I'm Ed Mulgrave.

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I'm the historian at the Aldridge Mansion,
and I believe it's haunted.

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If you could just come take a look.

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I tried the police, but I just sound crazy.

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I'm sorry.
That book you're holding is utter nonsense.

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I don't even know how you got that.
I thought I burned both copies.

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It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.

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- What?
-It's on Books on Tape, too.

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Only, I know how to read.

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Is it now?

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No!

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No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna kill you, Abby.

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Erin.

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Hi! Dr. Filmore. Hello, hi.

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We're set for the final review
of your tenure case on Thursday.

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Great.

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But I saw that you had
a recommendation letter

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from Dr. Branum at Princeton.

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Their science department
is really not what it used to be.

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And I would consider getting a referral
from a more prestigious college.

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More prestigious than Princeton?

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Yes.

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You see, I think you're an asset
to modern physics,

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but I would hate to see you
throw it down the drain.

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No. No, no, no, sir.
I won't throw it down the drain.

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And I will get on that letter.

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Yes. Princeton.
More like Prince-tons of dummies go there.

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About your clothes...

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Yes? Did you...

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Too sexy for academia?

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Never mind.

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No, no, no. What is it?

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- Never mind!
- I don't...

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Abby. You promised you wouldn't do this.

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"Abigail continues her passion
for the study of the paranormal

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"at the Kenneth P. Higgins
Institute of Science."

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Come on, F7!

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Are you kidding me?

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Hello?

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I've been waiting a long time.

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Has been a while, hasn't it?

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Hope you brought me more than one wonton.

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Excuse me?

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Well, well, well.

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Erin.

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Abby.

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Bennie.

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Yes, I know who you are, Bennie. Can I just...

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Can I have my lunch
that I've been waiting an hour for?

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You know they make
smaller headphones now, right?

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It's an advance in science.

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Thank you for asking.

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Probably the future you're looking at.

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Here you go.

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Why don't you show Miss Gilbert to the door.

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It's just the same door we came in from.

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- Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative.
-It's really not that hard.

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- No, I'm okay.
- Doni

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- I tried.
- Poorly.

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You put our book online
without my permission.

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I don't need your permission.

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Of course you need my permission.
I wrote that book with you.

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My name is on it.

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No. Absolutely not.

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That book is a whole new
revenue stream for me.

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And I'm, like, one-tenth away from
getting a new mini fridge in here.

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Look, I am up for tenure right now.

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"I'm up for tenure."

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And if my colleagues at Columbia University
Google my name,

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that is the first thing that comes up.

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Along with a ghost emoji now,
thank you very much,

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-that does a little dance.
- You know what?

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That book was our baby.

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And you abandoned that baby
before it even learned to fly!

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Okay, well, books can't fly.
And neither can babies, so...

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You don't know. I'll tell you what.

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If I had a human baby that could fly,
I wouldn't be telling the press about it.

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If I had a flying baby,
I'd zip this, and so would you.

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There is no experimental backing
for anything in that book.

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And it makes me look like a crazy person.

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- God! Are you kidding me?
- What?

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I got one wonton!

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I got a tub of soup,
and I got one split wonton.

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Look at that, just floating there.

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I'm sorry you're having
a soup crisis right now.

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There's not even any meat in there.
That's just a carrot.

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Abby, please.

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- Yes.
- Abby!

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I got one wonton!

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What do I have to do?

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I will take my top off for Bennie
if it gets me three more wontons.

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I swear to God.

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You carry a lot of tension in your shoulders.

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I'm sorry, hello? Who are you?

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Holtzmann. Virgo.

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Avid skier. Gluten-full.

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And 100% jazzed to meet you.

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Don't get too close to her, Holtzmann.

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She'll ask you to write a book,
and then she'll squash your dreams.

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Okay.

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Holtzmann works with me here in the lab.

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She's a brilliant engineer and very loyal.

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She would not abandon you.

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I get it.

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She also happens to specialize in
experimental particle physics.

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- She was almost hired by CERN.
- That's very impressive.

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What happened?

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- There was a lab incident.
- But he's gonna wake up.

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- He woke up yesterday.
- Great.

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Then he screamed
and went back into a coma.

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Well, I bet all that screaming
tuckered him out.

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Can we get back to our discussion please?

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Gosh, it sounds like a great time,
but I'm gonna have to say no

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because Holtzmann and I are really busy here

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actualizing what we just
theorized about in our book.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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We're incredibly close on the hollow laser
for the reverse tractor beam.

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Really close.

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You're making a reverse tractor beam?

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Abby, why don't you let her listen to the EVP.

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- What EVP?
- No. Not... There's no EVP.

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- EVP is electro...
- Electro voice phenomenon.

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I'm familiar. I know what it means.

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And there's never been one substantiated.

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There hasn't? There hasn't been one...

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You know what? You come with me.

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With a suit on and you get so cocky.

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A few months ago, we spent eight nights
at the Chelsea Hotel.

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We didn't get anything.

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Well, we didn't think so.

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And then later, in the lab, when we were
reviewing these tapes...

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- You really got me.
- You know what?

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Usually we can't even get people over here.

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- But we have never...
- She came right over to it.

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Never had anybody actually
put their face down close to the machine.

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It's a cool joke. That was funny.
It's disgusting.

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Is it more or less disgusting
if I tell you it came from the front?

250
00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:04,446
- You didn't...
- I can do it live if you want.

251
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,032
What's next? You gonna give me a wedgie?

252
00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:11,453
No. I think both of us pretty much feel
you have enough stuck up your butt.

253
00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:12,871
Burn!

254
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,750
Okay, you know what, I thought
we could have an adult conversation,

255
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,585
but apparently we can't.

256
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:21,004
Erin, if you don't believe
in this stuff anymore,

257
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,090
then why were you looking for the book?

258
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:27,177
A man came to see me at my work
saying his building was haunted.

259
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:28,762
What building?

260
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,431
The Aldridge Mansion.

261
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,599
It's obviously a joke.

262
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,353
What are you doing?

263
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,564
See, this is, this is exactly...

264
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,524
- You want to go find some ghosts?
- Yes.

265
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,027
Break!

266
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,157
- Wait, you're going?
- I got the pack.

267
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,784
Abby! Please, Abby. The book.

268
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:52,703
Come on. Let's go!

269
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,121
I'm not going with you guys.

270
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,789
No. Are you kidding?

271
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,249
You were never invited!

272
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,668
I need you out of the lab,
so I can look the door.

273
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,087
Well, you said "let's," so...

274
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,547
- Oh, my God. Just pull the...
- We're wasting time.

275
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,132
Just close the door behind you, it'll lock!

276
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,467
Abby, wait!

277
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,510
HEY! Taxi!

278
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,471
- Hey! Hey!
- Abby.

279
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,014
Abby, come on.

280
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,099
Please, Abby, just
take the book down. Please.

281
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,893
All right, all right,

282
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:19,188
but you have to introduce us
to this guy at the Aldridge Mansion.

283
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:20,481
Yes, he would love to meet you.

284
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,816
Then I will consider, maybe,

285
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,903
taking the book down
until you get your stupid tenure

286
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,362
at your stupider college.

287
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,740
Absolutely. Yes, I will. Yes, of course!

288
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,329
You got it?

289
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,166
Excuse me! Excuse me!

290
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,667
We're not open.

291
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,503
- Can I help you?
- Yes. Hi.

292
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,921
We're looking for Ed Mulgrave.

293
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,673
- I wanted to introduce these people to him.
- Hi there.

294
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,509
He came to see me this morning.

295
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,469
- Ed Mulgrave?
- Yes.

296
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,138
But Ed Mulgrave died 15 years ago.

297
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:55,015
- Yes! That's awesome!
- What?

298
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,683
Dead for 15 years!

299
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,936
Ed's a ghost! Knew it!

300
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,562
I just saw him today...

301
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:02,606
He's...

302
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,149
So, who is this?

303
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,360
That's Ed's son. Ed Junior.

304
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,153
Okay. That's obviously who I meant. That's...

305
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:12,741
Hi, Junior. If I may, when is the last time
the paranormal entity was actually seen?

306
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:16,787
And if you were to rank it, let's say between
probably a T1 and T5...

307
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,040
Garret here saw it on Tuesday,
and I believe it made him soil himself.

308
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,167
- Jesus.
- Wow. Soiling.

309
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,002
I'd put that at a T3.

310
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,587
T4, if it was poop.

311
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,130
- What?
- Unless you ate something weird.

312
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,382
Then it wasn't the ghost.

313
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,592
Kinda hard to suss that out
after the fact though.

314
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:31,927
I didn't soil myself.

315
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,846
He did. He called me sobbing, saying,
"Oh, my God, my pants are toast."

316
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,349
Did you happen to keep
a sample of the soiling?

317
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,433
A sample?

318
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,435
- Okay. All right.
- I'd love to get that back to the lab.

319
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:43,230
Well, so I have made the introduction.

320
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,773
- Yeah, thank you.
- There you go.

321
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,692
All right, well, how 'bout
you take us across the street.

322
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,319
I got to get in there, set up.
Let's go on a tour.

323
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,989
You're gonna die in there.

324
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,241
Aldridge Mansion. Take one.

325
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,118
And we are rolling.

326
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,161
Checking the settings. We look good.

327
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,205
What is that?

328
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:03,041
Looks like one of those things
that makes cotton candy.

329
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,002
It's a PKE meter.

330
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,880
There's a ghost anywhere around here,
this baby's gonna find it.

331
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,340
Does it work?

332
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,676
Yeah, it works.

333
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,430
I just haven't had the appropriate proximity
to an entity for it to work.

334
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,015
Strange reading here.

335
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,102
Ma'am, can you tell us where you got
the world's tiniest bow tie?

336
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,354
It came with the shirt.

337
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,067
Okay, somebody really doesn't
want us getting in that door.

338
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,528
Can you tell us what it's like
to walk around in those shoes all day?

339
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,780
- It's not fun.
- All right.

340
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,116
Holtzmann, check this out.

341
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,367
Hold your ponies.

342
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,974
All right. Good gag.

343
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,559
Hey, are you getting that?

344
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:03,685
Very funny.

345
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,688
Is everything a joke to you guys?

346
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,981
Just your mama.

347
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,233
No, actually, I think the world of your mom.

348
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,319
You guys put all that
gooey stuff on the floor.

349
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,280
You opened the basement door.
You tried to freak me out.

350
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,948
We did not open the basement door...

351
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,242
Basement door is open.

352
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,829
- I didn't open it. Did you open it?
- I did not open it.

353
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,041
You know what, it was probably Ed.
And the guy who didn't poop his pants.

354
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:28,794
Look over there.

355
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,842
I didn't even know it did that.

356
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,847
- I... My ears just...
- Mine just popped, too.

357
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:41,932
That is definitely...

358
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,684
- An AP-XH shift. Yes!
- Shift.

359
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,228
- I mean, for sure. That's...
- Guys?

360
00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,563
I don't think we're alone.

361
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,898
Holy crap.

362
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,441
Let me have the camera. Thank you.

363
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:52,609
Okay.

364
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,824
How can you be eating right now?

365
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,325
Once you POD--

366
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,545
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

367
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,463
Good God.

368
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,257
Class 4 apparition.

369
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,842
Distinct human form.

370
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,802
This can't be happening.

371
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,470
It's happening, all right.

372
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,431
That's the most beautiful thing
I have ever seen.

373
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,644
I'm gonna try to talk to it.

374
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:31,565
Just be careful, she could be malevolent.

375
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,525
Yeah, just make sure you're recording it.

376
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,110
- Yeah, I'm getting it all.
- Okay.

377
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,528
Just be cautious.

378
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,030
I think she wants to communicate with us.

379
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,407
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

380
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,993
It's okay. She seems peaceful.

381
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,662
Hello.

382
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,581
I think you're gorgeous.

383
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,542
Hello. Hi.

384
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,755
My name is Erin Gilbert,
Doctor of Particle Physics at Columbia...

385
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,434
'Yes!
'GOdI

386
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:08,769
She's getting away! Come on!

387
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,063
'Hurry, hurry!
- Run!

388
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,648
- Get it, get it!
- Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

389
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,026
- Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
- There!

390
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,032
What just happened?

391
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,700
Abby, what just happened?

392
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,662
I'll tell you what just happened.
We saw a ghost.

393
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:28,955
- We saw a ghost!
- Yeah, we saw a ghost!

394
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,665
We saw a ghost! Oh, my God!

395
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,292
- We saw a ghost.
- We saw a ghost!

396
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,628
Oh, my God, we saw a ghost!

397
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,215
We were right! We weren't crazy!

398
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:44,638
We saw a ghost!

399
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,515
<i>Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real!</i>

400
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:49,142
<i>I believe in ghosts 'cause I just saw one!
They're real!</i>

401
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:53,313
Who is that?

402
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,315
Dr. Bronstein saw this on Reddit.

403
00:21:56,233 --> 00:22:00,654
It was re-blogged
from a site entitled Ghost News.

404
00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:03,240
Not a publication I'd heard of.

405
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,076
I hope you understand that
when we give someone tenure...

406
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,869
I accept your tenure.

407
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:11,790
When we give someone tenure,
they represent this institution.

408
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,502
But this is just not
what this institution is about.

409
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,548
Dr. Gibbons.

410
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,843
Found mold in my office, so I gotta move.

411
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,679
Don't tell anyone.
I don't want people to panic or anything.

412
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:26,972
Kids, hello.

413
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:30,433
I didn't get fired. Even though
I have the old plant in the box.

414
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:34,271
Margaret, hi.
Just taking my plant out for some air.

415
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,899
Just like to carry it in this box
with all my other personal stuff.

416
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,319
Phil. Phil. Hi. Phil...

417
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,030
If you turn around, you'll see me.
I'm right behind you.

418
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,949
Yeah. He's looking at that chart.

419
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,910
Couldn't figure that out, either.
Call me when you figure that out.

420
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,579
Haven't been able to.

421
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:51,872
Samantha. Hi. How are you?

422
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:55,375
Sixty. Seventy.

423
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,502
Sometimes, I like to
put all my stuff from my office in a box

424
00:22:57,586 --> 00:23:00,797
and just do some exercises
and just use it as weights. Eighty.

425
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,801
Well, I hope you're happy.

426
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,138
That video you posted got me fired.

427
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:09,806
Fired!

428
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:15,145
- No! God, no! We will all die.
- Turn to ash from the inside out.

429
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,522
- What?
- Put it down. Carefully.

430
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:22,736
- Put it... Put it down... Oh, my God.
- Fired!

431
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,946
After years,

432
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:26,781
years of hard work.

433
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,116
And ass-kissing.

434
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,243
God, I kissed so many
different kinds of asses.

435
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:33,496
Erin, we're sorry that you lost your job.

436
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,333
But, I mean, there is
kind of a glass is half full aspect of it.

437
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,501
I mean, we saw a real ghost.

438
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,086
You know, and she was beautiful.

439
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:43,173
Till she dislocated her jaw
and ecto-projected all over you.

440
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,842
Yeah, that stuff went everywhere,
by the way, in every crack.

441
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:50,305
But, I got to say,
even that was kind of spectacularly beautiful.

442
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:54,517
I did detect a heavy ionization discharge.

443
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,602
I mean, I could smell it.

444
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:59,564
A full-torso transmogrification
with corporeal aggression.

445
00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,524
I mean, how often does that happen?

446
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,443
I mean, they want us to be quiet about that?

447
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,403
We are not gonna be quiet about that.

448
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,698
And it's not just us.
We have over 100 comments already.

449
00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,116
And they're not all crazies.

450
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,618
Come here, I want to show you this.

451
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,038
Read that.

452
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,707
"Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts."

453
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,376
No, no. Okay.

454
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,086
The one below it.

455
00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:24,756
This woman is describing
a Class 3 haunting in her house.

456
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,217
She can't just move. She can't call the police.

457
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,094
She can't call her friends.
Who's she gonna call?

458
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,179
<i>Ghost Jumpers!</i>

459
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,682
<i>Tonight, the Ghost Jumpers
make contact with the ghost of Bigfoot.</i>

460
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,725
God! These phonies!

461
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,060
I mean, you know what?

462
00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,729
These guys are the reason you got fired.

463
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:43,900
It's because of stuff like this that makes it
impossible for us to do our real work.

464
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:46,736
This cannot be the best option for people.

465
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:49,948
Okay, we are on the cusp of something here,
a real discovery.

466
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:54,744
Unlike Columbia,
this institute is 100% behind us.

467
00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:55,912
Really?

468
00:24:55,996 --> 00:25:00,250
Erin, this is what we have dreamed about
since we were little kids.

469
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:04,838
I know that if you come and join us here,
they are gonna be so pumped.

470
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:07,424
We just have to go upstairs
and ask for more money.

471
00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:10,468
I just honestly didn't realize
your department still existed.

472
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,096
- What?
- Come on, ghosts?

473
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:18,435
I will not let the 12-year reputation
of this fine institution be besmirched by you!

474
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:22,564
Come on! Suddenly this place
has a classy reputation to uphold?

475
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:25,442
You're only dean now
because the last dean went to jail.

476
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,318
Are you saying that I'm not qualified?

477
00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:29,612
You spell science with a

478
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:33,450
And what's upsetting about that is
I don't think you know that that's wrong.

479
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:36,661
This is an institution of higher learning.

480
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,621
And if you guys want to study "ghosts,"

481
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:42,292
do it somewhere else,
because I have two words for you.

482
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,793
Let me guess, "Get out"?

483
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:46,504
- No, he's gonna say "suck it."
- He's not gonna say "suck it."

484
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,173
Suck it.

485
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:49,799
- You were right.
- You know...

486
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,051
My gosh.

487
00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:53,303
I think it might be a ghost.

488
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,263
No, it's not. It's just a bird.

489
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,681
Bye. There's the door.

490
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:58,975
Later days. Can you hear this?
Let me turn it up.

491
00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:02,812
Oh, my God.

492
00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:06,399
This is incredibly immature behavior.

493
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,236
Caught it.

494
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,988
Just a minor setback.

495
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:14,407
You know what, guys?
I think we can really do this.

496
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:17,660
We can become the first scientists to prove
the existence of the paranormal.

497
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,913
All we have to do is
find an entity and capture it

498
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:22,999
and bring it into a controlled environment.
That's all!

499
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,586
Hey! There's the Erin I remember.
Welcome back.

500
00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:28,797
- Thank you.
- Nice.

501
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,548
Okay, we should probably
get this equipment out of here.

502
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,759
- They're gonna want it back.
- I thought this stuff was yours.

503
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:33,968
- All stolen.
- No...

504
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:36,304
Hey! That worthless garbage
belongs to this school!

505
00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,264
Scatter! Scatter! Scatter!

506
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,266
Go, go, go, scatter!

507
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,025
Hey. Good morning.

508
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:50,443
Okay.

509
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,196
Hey, how you doing, sir? Got a Metro...

510
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:56,533
Hey. That's a dope jacket, man.
I got that jacket.

511
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:58,868
You know what? It's a sweater.
I made a mistake.

512
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,286
You have a good day, all right?

513
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,206
Hey! How you doing, man?

514
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,833
They'll always ignore you.

515
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:09,838
They are walking sewage,
concerned only with their own trivial matters.

516
00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,214
Okay.

517
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,590
When the Fourth Cataclysm begins,

518
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:16,719
laborers, such as yourself,
will be among the last led to the butchery.

519
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,013
So, make the most of your extra time.

520
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:23,101
You are just a bundle of joy, ain't ya?

521
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:25,645
You have a good day with your crazy ass.

522
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,273
I wonder what train he taking.

523
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,278
Is he going on the tracks?

524
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:35,822
Man...

525
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,372
You want to use the bathroom,

526
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:47,667
there's a perfectly nice bathroom
upstairs at Starbucks.

527
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,229
Hey, hey!

528
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:10,398
Hey, you're not supposed to be
down here, man. Only subway...

529
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:34,422
What in the sweet hell?

530
00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:38,927
Exquisite.

531
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,557
I'm cool, dude. Yeah.

532
00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:48,895
Forget this, man!

533
00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:51,189
Forget this!

534
00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:02,408
<i>Aldridge Mansion? Check.</i>

535
00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:05,161
<i>Seward Street subway station?</i>

536
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:06,329
<i>Check.</i>

537
00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:08,539
Well done, Rowan.

538
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,750
But still so many more checks to go.

539
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,712
You have been bullied your entire life.

540
00:29:15,505 --> 00:29:17,590
Now you will be the bully.

541
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:21,135
Trust in your abilities,

542
00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:24,806
and the universe shall bend before your will.

543
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:28,685
<i>Hey, weirdo.
We got a clogged toilet in 1843. It's bad.</i>

544
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:30,937
<i>I mean, like, biblically bad. Get on it.</i>

545
00:29:31,521 --> 00:29:32,689
Absolutely.

546
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:34,607
Nothing would make me happier.

547
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,901
<i>Whatever, freak show. Just do it.</i>

548
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:44,200
And the universe shall bend before your will.

549
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,830
Charge the lines.

550
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,331
Create the vortex.

551
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,125
Break the barrier.

552
00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:55,878
I found a fantastic spot for your business.

553
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,297
It's more of a research lab.

554
00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:00,258
- What do you think?
- That's it?

555
00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:01,884
Let's go see your new home.

556
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:03,803
- Oh, my God! Look at...
- Look at it!

557
00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:05,763
- Look at how high!
- Look at the amazing spread!

558
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,473
Look at the ceiling to the floor height!

559
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:11,227
Look at this. Look at it.

560
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:13,771
It's perfect.

561
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,565
- We got tons of space.
- Stripper pole!

562
00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:17,191
- We'll take it.
- Great.

563
00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:19,902
- The rent is $21,000 a month.
- Fuck you.

564
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:22,655
- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry. That's the rent?

565
00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:24,574
- Yeah.
- Who can afford that?

566
00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:25,950
All your friend said was that

567
00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:28,286
you were looking for a place
to explore the unknown.

568
00:30:28,369 --> 00:30:30,079
Okay, we need to explore
something a lot cheaper.

569
00:30:30,288 --> 00:30:31,372
There's an upstairs!

570
00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:33,416
Are you offended by the smell
of Chinese food?

571
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:39,714
I have now moved above you,
and you still can't help me out.

572
00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:43,051
How does it take you an hour
to go up one flight of stairs?

573
00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:44,427
I have really bad knees.

574
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:45,928
You know what?

575
00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,513
What is that?

576
00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:49,515
It's our hot and sour shrimp soup.

577
00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:53,186
That looks like dishwater and one shrimp,
and I think it's...

578
00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,146
I hope that's a water chestnut.

579
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,540
We're dancing? Okay.

580
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:16,209
Let's be safe, though.

581
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,966
Holtz. Holtz. Holtzmann!

582
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:25,426
Fire!

583
00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,970
Over towards the fire.

584
00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:33,768
Thank you.

585
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,814
I hate to DeBarge in.

586
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,566
- She loves that.
- Is that by DeBarge?

587
00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:41,776
I thought it was Devo.

588
00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:44,028
Anyway, I got the website up.

589
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,030
I passed out a bunch of these fliers
all over town,

590
00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:47,907
so I'm drumming us up a little business.

591
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,993
"If you see something, say something."

592
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,703
-it's catchy.
-It's good.

593
00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:55,998
- Yeah, I'll take it.
- I think it might be the anti-terrorism slogan.

594
00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:57,500
God.

595
00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,128
- It is, isn't it?
- It is. I'm sorry.

596
00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:02,296
Well, I guess now we know
why so many people are calling

597
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:04,465
about suspicious-looking bags.

598
00:32:05,258 --> 00:32:06,426
Dang it.

599
00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:08,511
- I love the green paper!
- Thank you.

600
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,683
Hey. I'm here about the receptionist job.

601
00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:16,310
- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.

602
00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:18,229
Is this a big 0l' robot?

603
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:19,856
What?

604
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:22,775
The receptionist job that was in the paper.
That's what I was here about.

605
00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:24,193
You're hired.

606
00:32:27,697 --> 00:32:29,949
Okay, I... God, you're all sweaty.

607
00:32:30,032 --> 00:32:32,660
I think I got it.
"If there's something strange in the..."

608
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,040
Kevin. Right?

609
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,125
- Kevin.
- Yeah.

610
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,543
Abby. We spoke on the phone.

611
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,752
- We did. Yeah.
- Hello there.

612
00:32:41,836 --> 00:32:43,087
- Okay.
- Kevin.

613
00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:45,882
That's a manly name.

614
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,384
My name's Erin. With an

615
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:50,678
For "everything you want."

616
00:32:51,888 --> 00:32:54,056
Okay. Well, we should probably...

617
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,142
Should probably get started.

618
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,144
Erin? Do you want to join us?

619
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,646
- Yes.
- Erin.

620
00:33:00,730 --> 00:33:02,148
I've got some questions.

621
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:04,525
Okay. Here we go.

622
00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:07,278
Let me just get to my notes.

623
00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:09,363
Okay.

624
00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:11,407
All right, first off, I just want to say...

625
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,076
You know, we should probably start with
a very important question

626
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,705
that we're asking all of the applicants.

627
00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:20,333
You know, are you seeing anyone right now?

628
00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:23,544
- Seeing anyone?
- Yeah.

629
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:26,088
- Just for business purposes.
- Business purposes only.

630
00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:27,965
Well, I'm seeing all three of you.

631
00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:30,468
In front of me.

632
00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:34,680
Just forget she even asked,
because if she did, that would be illegal, so...

633
00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:36,015
Forgotten.

634
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:37,099
Good.

635
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,102
No, I've forgotten.
I don't know what you asked.

636
00:33:40,645 --> 00:33:41,646
There we go.

637
00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:43,523
<i>Jillian Holtzmann, Radio Times.</i>

638
00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:47,318
What have you been doing
with your whole life?

639
00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:48,528
Great question.

640
00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:50,821
Well, lots of different jobs.

641
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,533
I did the "actor thing."

642
00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:56,118
- Worked for...
- I'm just gonna... Just real quick.

643
00:33:56,786 --> 00:33:58,788
Can I ask why no glass?

644
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:02,458
Yeah. They just kept getting dirty,
so I took them out.

645
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:04,126
- That's...
- Don't have to clean them anymore.

646
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:05,211
- Oh, boy.
- And I can just...

647
00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:07,296
- I got to try to keep that in mind.
- Yeah.

648
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,715
Would it be okay
if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes?

649
00:34:09,799 --> 00:34:11,884
He has major anxiety problems.

650
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,471
You know what? I would love
to let your oat live here with you,

651
00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:17,890
but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.

652
00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:19,559
No, I don't have a cat.

653
00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:22,186
He's a dog. His name is Mike Hat.

654
00:34:22,687 --> 00:34:24,605
Your dog's name is My Cat?

655
00:34:24,689 --> 00:34:26,148
No, Mike Hat.

656
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,484
Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?

657
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:30,319
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

658
00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:33,072
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs, so...

659
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:34,865
It's all right. He lives with my mum.

660
00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:36,993
- Well, then we have that figured out.
- Okay. That was...

661
00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:39,161
One down. No cat.

662
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,622
But you know what I say, let's jump ahead.

663
00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:44,500
Kevin dabbles in web design.

664
00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:48,379
And I asked him to throw together
maybe a couple of logos for us.

665
00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:49,797
- You want to see them?
- Now is your moment.

666
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,090
Pull it out.

667
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:52,842
Sure.

668
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:55,595
You're like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

669
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,471
Here we go.

670
00:34:57,555 --> 00:34:58,764
Okay, so...

671
00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:00,933
What do you think of that?

672
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:06,939
Yeah, you do see how this
might make us look bad, right?

673
00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:10,192
Is it the boobs you don't like?
'Cause I can make them bigger.

674
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:11,944
No, I can see them.

675
00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:14,196
Ghost Tits was my nickname
in middle school.

676
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,323
Right?

677
00:35:15,406 --> 00:35:17,617
You know what? I think
it's not always about the end result.

678
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,076
It's about the journey.

679
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,620
Well, what about this one?

680
00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,666
I think that's already a thing.

681
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:26,792
What, 7-1-1?

682
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:28,002
It's 7-Eleven.

683
00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:29,462
Yep, it is. I have another option, though.

684
00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:31,047
- Okay, please.
-It's this one.

685
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,257
That's one of my favorites.

686
00:35:33,341 --> 00:35:36,135
I think you might've made a mistake.
I don't think that one's for us.

687
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,637
No. No, that's for you.

688
00:35:37,887 --> 00:35:41,807
You know, I just thought the floating hot dog
implies that a ghost is holding it.

689
00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:46,771
Your work is more cerebral than I expected.

690
00:35:47,063 --> 00:35:49,315
Still, so many questions about that choice.

691
00:35:49,732 --> 00:35:51,984
First one is, why a hot dog?

692
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,070
I just like them.

693
00:35:54,654 --> 00:35:56,739
Both food groups, all in one.

694
00:35:57,573 --> 00:35:59,700
Dogs and buns.

695
00:35:59,784 --> 00:36:01,160
- Those are great.
- Yeah.

696
00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:04,497
We're actually gonna
discuss everything just for a second,

697
00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:06,207
so if you could just stand over there,

698
00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:08,167
-we just need to convene for a moment.
- Okay.

699
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,669
- Sure. All right.
- Thank you.

700
00:36:09,877 --> 00:36:11,045
Just go right over there.

701
00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:12,254
Don't listen.

702
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,881
I won't.

703
00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:15,925
He covered his eyes.

704
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:21,305
Guys, look, as much as
I would like to have him here to look at...

705
00:36:21,389 --> 00:36:22,640
What?

706
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,892
You don't find him attractive?

707
00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:26,519
Kevin?

708
00:36:28,062 --> 00:36:29,647
God, no. Poor guy.

709
00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:34,443
- I don't know, guys. I don't know.
- Come on, Erin.

710
00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:35,945
We need help around here.

711
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:37,780
We cannot keep carrying
that equipment up here.

712
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,991
And I know the phones aren't ringing
off the hook right now, but they will be.

713
00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:42,910
You know,
an aquarium is a submarine for fish.

714
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:44,495
Listen, let's just see
how the rest of the day goes.

715
00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:48,833
You know, talk to other people, and we will
hire who is most qualified, okay? Deal?

716
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:51,168
There are no other people.
He's the only applicant.

717
00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:52,253
Excellent.

718
00:36:55,297 --> 00:36:56,882
God, that's loud.

719
00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:58,592
- It's loud.
-It's loud.

720
00:36:59,218 --> 00:37:01,595
Kevin. You got the job.

721
00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:03,222
- Welcome aboard.
- Cool.

722
00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:04,890
Can I bring my suitcases up?

723
00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:06,267
Yep, you sure can.

724
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:07,935
Look at him.

725
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,021
Ma'am?

726
00:37:11,105 --> 00:37:14,442
Hi, ma'am. If you're waiting for takeout,
you should really wait downstairs.

727
00:37:15,776 --> 00:37:18,279
This... The magazine was here,
so, I don't know,

728
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:20,489
I just thought that might be
your waiting room.

729
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:22,742
You know, fun fact about this place,

730
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:25,411
that this building is built in the same place

731
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:28,998
as the first Chinese gambling den
in New York. Did you know that?

732
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:31,459
I mean, it's, like, coincidence.

733
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:34,211
Also, I got chased by a ghost.

734
00:37:35,463 --> 00:37:36,547
What?

735
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:39,383
You know, up above us
was the old New York prison.

736
00:37:39,467 --> 00:37:42,553
It's the first place in New York
that they electrocuted people.

737
00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:45,055
I'm telling you, it used to take so long

738
00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:48,058
that they'd just be like, "Shoot him.
We using too much electricity."

739
00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:50,561
That's why I knew something weird
was going on down here, man.

740
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,481
Did you see that?

741
00:37:54,982 --> 00:37:56,275
- Yes. I saw that.
- Did you see that?

742
00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:58,235
- That wasn't me.
- I saw that quite a bit.

743
00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:01,071
Wait, wait. Hey! Seriously? For real?

744
00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:02,281
'Ey. Come on, man.

745
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:04,909
- Didn't I tell you?
- Is he down here all the time?

746
00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:07,119
He think this is his art studio.

747
00:38:07,203 --> 00:38:09,830
No, no. My studio is in SoHo.
This is more of a gallery.

748
00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:11,165
Okay, hello there.

749
00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:16,003
Have you seen a Class 4, semi-anchored
entity anywhere in the vicinity?

750
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,172
- You talking like a boat?
- Can you speak English?

751
00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:20,299
- I'm being specifically clear.
- Let me. Let me.

752
00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:22,968
Hi. Have you seen a ghost down here?

753
00:38:23,052 --> 00:38:24,261
- Okay, that's clearer.
- Yeah.

754
00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,096
- Yeah, I've seen a ghost.
- You, too?

755
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,139
Yeah.

756
00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:28,849
Would you be able to describe it to us?

757
00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:31,894
- Thank you.
- But“

758
00:38:32,186 --> 00:38:33,395
Come on, man. Come on, man.

759
00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:34,772
No, no, no, no. Let him, let him...

760
00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:35,815
- I'll take a visual.
- No! I can't let him.

761
00:38:35,898 --> 00:38:36,899
This is my job. I'm gonna get fired!

762
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,275
- We want the visual!
- No, no, this is very helpful.

763
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,944
This is not helpful for me.

764
00:38:40,027 --> 00:38:42,071
'Ey. Look at me. Stop.

765
00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:45,533
- Stop painting.
- I'm so sorry.

766
00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:46,659
I don't like this on my wall.

767
00:38:46,742 --> 00:38:47,743
You don't want it here anymore?

768
00:38:47,827 --> 00:38:49,829
- I don't want this ghost on my wall.
- No ghost.

769
00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:51,163
- Let me fix this, then.
- Well, I...

770
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:52,248
No ghosts allowed.

771
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:53,749
- You know what? You know what?
- Right?

772
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,084
- Get your ass up out of here.
- Come on.

773
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:56,293
Bye, Patty!

774
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:57,795
- I love you.
- Man!

775
00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,380
This ain't art!

776
00:38:59,797 --> 00:39:01,090
And y'all encouraging him.

777
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:02,466
Come on!

778
00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:05,594
Come on!

779
00:39:07,805 --> 00:39:10,224
Am I on crack, or is that a good logo?

780
00:39:10,808 --> 00:39:12,977
Guys, I cannot do it by myself.

781
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:15,771
This equipment is untested
and highly unstable.

782
00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:19,942
All right, ladies, we got a limited window
for when the next train arrives,

783
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,068
I'm telling you.

784
00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:22,319
And don't touch the third rail

785
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:25,656
unless y'all little dainty ass
can handle 750 volts.

786
00:39:28,576 --> 00:39:30,160
- Come on.
- You know what?

787
00:39:30,244 --> 00:39:33,247
I should've gave you some coveralls, man.
It's so unsanitary down here.

788
00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:37,418
You know, you don't usually think about
the amount of urine smell.

789
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:41,005
That's pretty much how it's gonna be.
It's not gonna freshen up at all.

790
00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:42,631
Oh, boy. Okay.

791
00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,175
Definitely got something over here.
Look at... Is that...

792
00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:46,343
What is that, a burn?

793
00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:48,095
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.

794
00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:49,263
What was it?

795
00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:52,600
Baby, if I knew what it was,
I wouldn't say "a weird sparking thing."

796
00:39:52,725 --> 00:39:54,810
You're mouthy. I like that.

797
00:39:55,853 --> 00:39:58,022
It looks like fission scorch.

798
00:39:58,105 --> 00:40:00,774
What? Fission scorch down here?

799
00:40:00,858 --> 00:40:02,151
Except that you're right.

800
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:05,529
What is... Wait, I'm smelling
both electrical discharge

801
00:40:05,613 --> 00:40:07,197
-and isotopic decay.
- Isotopic: decay.

802
00:40:07,281 --> 00:40:08,741
How is that... Holtzmann?

803
00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:11,076
- Yeah. What?
- Come here. I need your snoot on this.

804
00:40:11,952 --> 00:40:12,953
Am I nuts?

805
00:40:13,162 --> 00:40:14,163
'Ey, 'ey, ladies.

806
00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:17,041
While y'all over there making out
with that dirty piece of garbage,

807
00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:18,834
we only got a couple of minutes.

808
00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:22,254
Do you see that?

809
00:40:22,338 --> 00:40:23,964
- The eyes.
- All right, Holtzmann.

810
00:40:24,048 --> 00:40:26,342
- Now is not the time to be messing with...
- No.

811
00:40:29,887 --> 00:40:31,347
Cream and sugar.

812
00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:34,266
Hey, Patty, can I get some
illumination on this subject?

813
00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:35,517
Yeah, I can put some light on that.

814
00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:38,062
Oh, boy!

815
00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:41,065
That is more and more unsettling.

816
00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:43,692
That's the dude I saw!
I'm telling you, that's him!

817
00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:44,985
We got another Class 4,

818
00:40:45,069 --> 00:40:48,280
and this one's even more ionized
than the one at the Aldridge Mansion.

819
00:40:48,364 --> 00:40:50,366
Where are these ghosts coming from?

820
00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:52,117
You know what?
I got to get this thing on film.

821
00:40:52,201 --> 00:40:53,202
- Holtzmann?
- Yup.

822
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:54,328
- Power us up.
- Okay.

823
00:40:54,411 --> 00:40:56,747
'Cause we are taking this pretty boy
back to the lab.

824
00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:59,375
This is a little rough.
It's in its early stages. Got to be honest.

825
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,251
Just gonna plug these things in here.

826
00:41:01,335 --> 00:41:03,754
- Okay, Erin, come here.
- Let me document this.

827
00:41:05,381 --> 00:41:06,423
- Grab it, grab it.
- Wait.

828
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,676
That's gonna shoot a proton stream
at that ghost, okay?

829
00:41:08,759 --> 00:41:10,678
So whenever I say, "Go," you just do that.

830
00:41:10,761 --> 00:41:12,888
Why am I operating
the untested nuclear laser?

831
00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:14,473
You have the longest arms.

832
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,891
You guys might want to hurry up.

833
00:41:15,975 --> 00:41:18,769
Oh, my God. I forgot the most important part.

834
00:41:18,852 --> 00:41:20,229
Yeah. Sorry.

835
00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:23,941
Erin, this is just a little bit of grounding
so you don't die immediately.

836
00:41:24,024 --> 00:41:25,401
Do you know your iron level?

837
00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:27,903
It's fine.

838
00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,531
You have done this before, right?

839
00:41:30,614 --> 00:41:31,907
Okay, Erin, on my cue.

840
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:33,659
Aim the barrel at him.

841
00:41:34,034 --> 00:41:36,412
Ready, aim, fire!

842
00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,544
Okay, this is a little underwhelming.
Can we get more power?

843
00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:44,962
And once again, fire!

844
00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:48,173
This isn't working!

845
00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:50,884
Can this beam get any stronger?

846
00:41:50,968 --> 00:41:53,262
Well, not at the moment.

847
00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:02,021
That's the train! We got to move!

848
00:42:02,104 --> 00:42:03,647
Just try to lure him back to the platform!

849
00:42:05,107 --> 00:42:06,191
Grab her!

850
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:08,902
- Come on!
- Move, move, move!

851
00:42:08,986 --> 00:42:09,987
Come on, move!

852
00:42:10,904 --> 00:42:13,115
- Hurry!
- That's the express train!

853
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,742
And it's not stopping!

854
00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:17,036
It's coming! Get her up!

855
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:19,496
Not the collar!

856
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,257
Well, I guess he going to Queens.

857
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,926
He's gonna be the third scariest thing
on that train.

858
00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:35,012
God, did you see that?

859
00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:37,097
You can't see anything.

860
00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:40,684
My God! I mean,
that power surge really held him.

861
00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:42,770
We need more juice.

862
00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:44,396
We need to be more mobile.
I know what to do.

863
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,814
- Yes.
- I almost got killed.

864
00:42:45,898 --> 00:42:47,441
Yeah, I know. it was so awesome.

865
00:42:47,524 --> 00:42:48,525
It was awesome.

866
00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:54,114
Everyone thinks this video is fake.
Look at these comments.

867
00:42:54,198 --> 00:42:56,492
We have to bring a ghost back to this lab
and document it, you guys.

868
00:42:56,575 --> 00:42:59,036
I mean, this stuff is real.
We have to be able to prove it.

869
00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:01,038
We will. And you shouldn't
be reading this stuff.

870
00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:02,956
You're not supposed to listen
to what crazy people write

871
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,208
in the middle of the night online.

872
00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:06,126
Look at...
"Bogus equipment"? You know what?

873
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:08,587
I'd love you to meet me any place, any time.

874
00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:10,589
No, no, no, let's... You're right. We should...

875
00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:13,175
- Here is your coffee, Abby.
- Thank you.

876
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:15,135
Did you get sugar in it this time?

877
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:22,142
I hate coffee.

878
00:43:22,226 --> 00:43:23,894
- Yeah, the sugar's in there.
- Sugar's in it.

879
00:43:24,478 --> 00:43:25,521
I'll take it.

880
00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:28,190
Don't want to waste a cup of coffee.

881
00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:31,485
Can we just pretend
that didn't happen, please?

882
00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,654
All right, well, what do you think?

883
00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:35,989
L... You know what? I just can't watch that.

884
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:39,827
I'm not sure.
I mean, it's just a lot of bits and pieces.

885
00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:42,329
I'm pretty sure none of it is
supposed to be in the subway, though.

886
00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:44,832
It's like it was part of a miniature cyclotron.

887
00:43:44,915 --> 00:43:47,251
And they used a chromium alloy for the hull.

888
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:51,255
I would've used aluminum, but I'm crazy.

889
00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:54,383
What's that weird thing that guy said
to the lady from the subway?

890
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,301
I know what you're talking about.

891
00:43:56,385 --> 00:43:58,303
Fourth Cataclysm. Yeah.

892
00:43:58,971 --> 00:44:00,472
- Hi.
- Fourth Cataclysm.

893
00:44:00,556 --> 00:44:03,142
Man, what they gonna do,
make a fifth one, starring The Rock?

894
00:44:03,225 --> 00:44:05,060
Yeah, you guys, you have a visitor.

895
00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:07,229
She's here to see you in the booth.

896
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:09,314
Booth number one. With the earrings.

897
00:44:09,773 --> 00:44:11,817
- Yeah.
- Yeah. We see her now.

898
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:12,985
- Thanks.
- No worries.

899
00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,278
I'm joining the club.

900
00:44:15,279 --> 00:44:17,406
Well, it's not really a... I'm sorry.

901
00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:20,951
Kevin. Hi, can you answer the phone, please?

902
00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:22,744
- I can't. It's in the fish tank.
- No.

903
00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:24,204
The one on the desk that's ringing. That one.

904
00:44:24,288 --> 00:44:25,831
- That one.
- Yep.

905
00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:28,208
- Oh, my God.
- What's this place called again?

906
00:44:28,292 --> 00:44:30,586
Conductors of
the Metaphysical Examination. Talk.

907
00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:34,006
Got it. Conductors of Metamucils and Stuff.

908
00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:36,967
Slow down. I... What...

909
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,512
They hung up?

910
00:44:40,596 --> 00:44:42,639
No, I was just not into that conversation.

911
00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:46,476
Kevin, I'm really gonna need you
to try a little harder. Okay, buddy?

912
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,937
Well, if they call back, I will.
I got to take off, though.

913
00:44:49,021 --> 00:44:51,982
I'm in a hide-and-seek tournament,
and we are in the semis.

914
00:44:52,065 --> 00:44:55,360
Kevin, I'm gonna need you
to pick up all those suitcases.

915
00:44:56,612 --> 00:44:58,113
Did you hurt your face?

916
00:44:58,197 --> 00:45:01,450
Hey, did y'all hire that big dumb dude?

917
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:02,618
Bye!

918
00:45:02,701 --> 00:45:04,578
Man, I got a cousin Mookie.

919
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:07,998
He is half as stupid,
and he will work for Vienna sausages.

920
00:45:08,081 --> 00:45:12,502
The thing is, this isn't really a club.
It's a scientific research group.

921
00:45:12,586 --> 00:45:14,963
And I understand that,
but let me tell you something.

922
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,633
I read a lot of nonfiction,

923
00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:20,469
and you guys know
a lot about this science stuff,

924
00:45:20,552 --> 00:45:21,595
but I know New York.

925
00:45:21,678 --> 00:45:23,388
And check this out!

926
00:45:23,472 --> 00:45:25,724
I can borrow a car from my uncle,

927
00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:28,060
and y'all won't have to lug
all this heavy equipment around.

928
00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:30,062
- Guys, we got to get a car.
- Come on, baby.

929
00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:33,607
You need me. You need Patty.
Patty come with benefits. You need me.

930
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,234
Stop playing like you don't.

931
00:45:35,317 --> 00:45:36,401
You're in.

932
00:45:40,364 --> 00:45:41,365
Yeah.

933
00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:45,535
You get a car,
and you get a car, and you get a car!

934
00:45:46,370 --> 00:45:50,082
You didn't disclose
that the vehicle was gonna be a hearse.

935
00:45:50,165 --> 00:45:54,127
I'm sorry. My uncle owns a funeral home,
not a Enterprise Rent-A-Car.

936
00:45:54,211 --> 00:45:56,338
Hope you checked to see
there wasn't a body in the back.

937
00:45:57,381 --> 00:45:59,549
I don't think so. I don't really know.

938
00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:00,842
You didn't check?

939
00:46:00,926 --> 00:46:02,052
I mean, I was in a hurry.

940
00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:04,888
I checked to see if we had gas.
That was more important.

941
00:46:04,972 --> 00:46:06,014
So there is a body?

942
00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:08,267
Let Holtzmann check.
She likes that type of stuff.

943
00:46:08,350 --> 00:46:11,520
Yeah, I can think of seven good uses
of a cadaver today.

944
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,272
No, Dr. Frankenstein,

945
00:46:13,355 --> 00:46:15,816
we got to turn in the body
if there's one in there.

946
00:46:16,108 --> 00:46:18,485
- All right.
- Don't do that.

947
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:25,701
- Excuse me, maintenance man.
- Mrs. Ponner.

948
00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:26,952
How may I help you?

949
00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:31,790
Well, for starters, perhaps you can tell me
what in God's name this is?

950
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:35,752
Mrs. Ponner, this is nothing more than
some leakage from our air conditioning.

951
00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:39,256
Well, I think it's touched my skin,
and it's given me a rash.

952
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:40,882
Does it look right?

953
00:46:44,678 --> 00:46:46,763
Mrs. Ponner, I wanted to say no.

954
00:46:48,265 --> 00:46:50,267
But, yes, I'm afraid there is some redness

955
00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:51,852
in here.

956
00:46:52,102 --> 00:46:54,104
- Is it very bad?
- No.

957
00:46:54,730 --> 00:46:56,106
Of course not, Mrs. Ponner.

958
00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:58,942
But I assure you,
whoever is responsible for this

959
00:46:59,735 --> 00:47:03,405
will be flogged within an inch of their life
and then left on the street to die like a pig.

960
00:47:03,739 --> 00:47:07,784
- Well, I didn't ask for that.
- Well, in that case, I'll send up some cream.

961
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:24,134
I know everyone is anxious,
but we have to be patient.

962
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,388
Who thought it would be funny
to put Earl in that old lady's back?

963
00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:34,061
The guests are starting to complain.

964
00:47:34,144 --> 00:47:37,731
And we don't want to give away any spoilers
before the big show.

965
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:40,901
See you soon.

966
00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:43,570
Very soon.

967
00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:46,239
Based on the results
of the subway field test...

968
00:47:46,323 --> 00:47:47,866
The one where you were
almost killed, remember?

969
00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:49,034
I remember.

970
00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:53,580
I added a booster using microfabricated
radio-frequency quadrupoles

971
00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:56,458
to speed up particles
before entering the DLA device,

972
00:47:57,167 --> 00:47:59,294
portable, wearable for maximum flexibility.

973
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,547
Then we add the reversible
psychokinetic energy sync

974
00:48:02,631 --> 00:48:05,675
plus Holtzy's hollow beam to this baby,
and <i>voila'.</i>

975
00:48:05,759 --> 00:48:06,968
We got a ghost in there.

976
00:48:07,469 --> 00:48:09,554
- Slap me.
- Okay.

977
00:48:09,638 --> 00:48:11,098
I will slap you as...

978
00:48:11,473 --> 00:48:13,225
I just want to say
what an exciting moment this is.

979
00:48:13,308 --> 00:48:15,227
Holtzmann, I am beyond impressed.

980
00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:16,937
Abby, is that comfortable?

981
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,022
It's a lot heavier than I expected,

982
00:48:19,106 --> 00:48:21,900
and I'm pretty sure
it's compacting my spinal column, but...

983
00:48:21,983 --> 00:48:24,069
- So you're gonna want to plant your feet firm.
- Okay.

984
00:48:24,152 --> 00:48:26,613
Bend your knees
to compensate for the extra kickback.

985
00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:28,865
All right. Turning the machine on.

986
00:48:31,201 --> 00:48:33,578
Boy, she's got an impressive purr.

987
00:48:33,662 --> 00:48:36,581
Okay, so, that little asshole over there
is the target.

988
00:48:36,665 --> 00:48:37,707
Okay.

989
00:48:37,791 --> 00:48:40,252
Just put your thumb
on that red trigger button there.

990
00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,962
- Yeah.
- And go to town.

991
00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:43,046
Okay.

992
00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:45,090
And here we go!

993
00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:53,473
I guess she's not
bending her knees enough, right?

994
00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:57,894
She's doing a marvelous impression
of a deflating balloon.

995
00:48:57,978 --> 00:49:00,439
We just got to let her ride it out
until she's out ofjuice.

996
00:49:00,522 --> 00:49:02,274
She's corkscrewing me!

997
00:49:02,357 --> 00:49:04,067
Abby, I'll make some adjustments.

998
00:49:04,151 --> 00:49:05,485
It's like fighting a gator!

999
00:49:11,825 --> 00:49:13,493
Looking forward to this metal show.

1000
00:49:14,161 --> 00:49:15,162
Hi.

1001
00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:17,205
Ozzy rocks!

1002
00:49:18,707 --> 00:49:19,708
Yeah!

1003
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,168
It's...

1004
00:49:21,251 --> 00:49:22,919
He certainly does rock.

1005
00:49:25,714 --> 00:49:28,049
This world cannot be cleansed fast enough.

1006
00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:29,759
Hi.

1007
00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:31,011
Enjoy the show.

1008
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,054
Rock and roll.

1009
00:49:36,224 --> 00:49:38,268
So, how did the two of you guys meet?

1010
00:49:38,852 --> 00:49:41,521
Abby transferred
to my high school, junior year.

1011
00:49:41,605 --> 00:49:43,064
Go, Karate Cats.

1012
00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:46,985
We started telling ghost stories,
and we just kind of bonded right away.

1013
00:49:47,068 --> 00:49:49,821
And all the other kids were, you know,
getting drunk and going to parties,

1014
00:49:49,905 --> 00:49:51,865
and we're like, "That's stupid."

1015
00:49:53,325 --> 00:49:54,868
Plus, we weren't invited to any parties.

1016
00:49:55,911 --> 00:49:56,953
You know what? You know what I thought...

1017
00:49:57,037 --> 00:49:59,122
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm just gonna show you. You'll see.

1018
00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:02,292
So, how did y'all get into ghosts?
Did one of you see one?

1019
00:50:02,918 --> 00:50:04,461
Yeah, I did.

1020
00:50:04,544 --> 00:50:05,545
Really?

1021
00:50:05,629 --> 00:50:09,841
When I was eight years old,
the mean old lady that lived next door died.

1022
00:50:10,759 --> 00:50:14,387
And that night, I woke up

1023
00:50:14,471 --> 00:50:16,473
and she was standing at the foot of my bed,

1024
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:19,768
just staring at me.

1025
00:50:22,604 --> 00:50:26,566
She did that every night for almost a year.

1026
00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:27,776
What?

1027
00:50:28,235 --> 00:50:32,155
And I told my parents,
and they didn't believe me.

1028
00:50:32,906 --> 00:50:34,074
Still don't believe me.

1029
00:50:34,950 --> 00:50:36,785
I had to go to therapy for years,

1030
00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:39,746
and the kids at school found out,

1031
00:50:39,829 --> 00:50:42,707
and they would laugh at me
and make fun of me,

1032
00:50:42,791 --> 00:50:44,292
call me "ghost girl."

1033
00:50:47,504 --> 00:50:49,589
Abby was the only person who believed me.

1034
00:50:50,632 --> 00:50:52,551
Kids is mean, man. But I believe you.

1035
00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:54,177
Thanks.

1036
00:50:54,261 --> 00:50:56,263
- I have some questions.
- Seriously?

1037
00:50:58,807 --> 00:51:00,392
- Okay, ready?
- Oh, no.

1038
00:51:00,475 --> 00:51:02,519
- I found this in a box when we were moving.
- Oh, no.

1039
00:51:04,688 --> 00:51:05,689
Oh, no!

1040
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:06,898
Yes!

1041
00:51:06,982 --> 00:51:09,192
I wish we still had this presentation.

1042
00:51:09,276 --> 00:51:11,444
I mean, it was pretty great.

1043
00:51:11,528 --> 00:51:13,405
I kinda wish I could've seen it, man.

1044
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:15,574
- You might just get your wish, Patty.
- No way.

1045
00:51:15,657 --> 00:51:17,367
Wait, you have it?

1046
00:51:17,534 --> 00:51:19,035
Damn, I wish I hadn't wished that.

1047
00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:21,288
Ghosts, they're real!

1048
00:51:22,831 --> 00:51:23,832
Lord, help us.

1049
00:51:28,086 --> 00:51:29,713
- Para...
-...normal...

1050
00:51:29,796 --> 00:51:31,756
-...is...
-...normal.

1051
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,174
And a valid science.

1052
00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,677
- Thank you for requesting this.
-|...

1053
00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:38,597
Why don't I see ghosts
flying around everywhere?

1054
00:51:39,055 --> 00:51:40,473
The barrier stops them.

1055
00:51:40,557 --> 00:51:44,728
It's the last line of defense
betwixt the worlds of the living and the dead.

1056
00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:48,315
Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier!
Protect the barrier!

1057
00:51:48,690 --> 00:51:50,317
Or mankind will end.

1058
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,903
That was really good.

1059
00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:55,989
- That was really good.
- We actually...

1060
00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:58,116
- That was... I'm a little proud of us.
- Yes.

1061
00:51:58,742 --> 00:51:59,743
Rhythmic clapping.

1062
00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:01,953
I'm so goddamn happy
you two are back together.

1063
00:52:03,496 --> 00:52:07,876
Man, I'm gonna tell you right now, y'all,
I was hating it up until the finale,

1064
00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:09,461
but the finale is what got me.

1065
00:52:09,544 --> 00:52:11,129
- Guys, we're on TV.
- What?

1066
00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:15,300
<i>A local team of paranormal investigators
released a video of a proclaimed ghost.</i>

1067
00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:18,845
<i>You can see clearly there's something
in the picture that isn't easily explained.</i>

1068
00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:22,140
Oh, my God! They're showing the video!
We famous! We famous.

1069
00:52:22,223 --> 00:52:23,808
<i>As a result, there are
a lot of questions being asked now</i>

1070
00:52:23,892 --> 00:52:25,685
<i>about the people who shot the video.</i>

1071
00:52:25,769 --> 00:52:29,230
<i>So, what do we think of these Ghostbusters?
Are they to be taken seriously? And...</i>

1072
00:52:29,314 --> 00:52:31,191
"Ghostbusters"? That is not our name.

1073
00:52:31,274 --> 00:52:32,651
They can't just make up a name
and just call us...

1074
00:52:32,734 --> 00:52:33,735
<i>I spoke with Martin Heiss earlier.</i>

1075
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:35,195
<i>- He's with the Council for Logic and Data.</i>
- Okay.

1076
00:52:35,278 --> 00:52:36,571
- Martin Heiss. Okay, okay.
- Okay.

1077
00:52:36,655 --> 00:52:39,366
<i>He is a famed debunker of the paranormal.</i>

1078
00:52:39,449 --> 00:52:41,576
<i>Dr. Heiss, you're a highly regarded
scientific authority.</i>

1079
00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:43,662
<i>- Your credentials are impeccable.
- Thank you, Pat.</i>

1080
00:52:43,745 --> 00:52:46,831
<i>If you see something
of true scientific interest in this video,</i>

1081
00:52:46,915 --> 00:52:50,794
<i>that goes a long way to legitimize these
Ghostbusters and everything they stand for.</i>

1082
00:52:51,127 --> 00:52:52,712
<i>A game changer, yes.</i>

1083
00:52:53,046 --> 00:52:55,715
<i>So, tell me, Dr. Heiss, is this for real?</i>

1084
00:52:56,675 --> 00:52:58,218
<i>Hell no.</i>

1085
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:00,804
So, now we're the ghost girls.

1086
00:53:01,304 --> 00:53:02,847
I feel your pain, Erin.

1087
00:53:02,931 --> 00:53:05,725
No. You know what? Screw that.

1088
00:53:05,809 --> 00:53:07,227
We are scientists.

1089
00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:08,645
- Plus Patty.
- Thank you.

1090
00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:11,356
Okay, we believe in provable,
physical results.

1091
00:53:11,439 --> 00:53:13,024
- That's what we believe in.
- Yes, we do!

1092
00:53:13,108 --> 00:53:14,275
- Preach.
- I will preach.

1093
00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:15,568
You know what we're gonna do, ladies?

1094
00:53:15,652 --> 00:53:17,821
We're gonna catch a ghost,
we're gonna bring...

1095
00:53:18,154 --> 00:53:19,197
God.

1096
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,991
We're gonna catch a ghost,
bring it back to the lab...

1097
00:53:22,075 --> 00:53:23,326
- Kevin?
- Yes, boss?

1098
00:53:23,410 --> 00:53:24,828
Can you answer the phone
that's ringing, please?

1099
00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:26,621
- Buddy.
- Yes, I can, boss.

1100
00:53:27,914 --> 00:53:28,998
Ghostbusters.

1101
00:53:29,082 --> 00:53:30,667
-"Conductors of the Metaphysical..."
- Okay.

1102
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:31,918
Cool. See ya.

1103
00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:34,671
Hey, guys, which one of these
makes me look more like a doctor?

1104
00:53:35,505 --> 00:53:38,466
Me playing saxophone
or me listening to saxophone?

1105
00:53:38,842 --> 00:53:40,427
Who was on the phone?

1106
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:42,345
The Stonebrook Theatre.

1107
00:53:42,429 --> 00:53:43,847
There's a goat on the loose.

1108
00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:46,558
I'm gonna load up the car.

1109
00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:48,768
Okay, okay, okay!

1110
00:53:48,852 --> 00:53:50,270
Yo, yo, I got something for us, too!

1111
00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:54,566
Hey, hey, hey, you guys,
I got these from work.

1112
00:53:54,649 --> 00:53:55,859
I'm making it official, man.

1113
00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:57,777
You put one of these on,
you won't get slimed again.

1114
00:53:58,236 --> 00:53:59,738
- That's great.
- Yeah, we'll put them on in the car.

1115
00:53:59,821 --> 00:54:01,865
- Okay.
- Erin!

1116
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,161
One second.

1117
00:54:06,870 --> 00:54:07,871
Who's that?

1118
00:54:07,954 --> 00:54:08,955
Erin!

1119
00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:12,292
Hello, Phil.

1120
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:15,670
How do you just completely ignore
my calls and messages for a week?

1121
00:54:15,754 --> 00:54:17,756
- Me? Ignore you?
- Yeah.

1122
00:54:17,839 --> 00:54:21,509
You just stood there during the most
humiliating moment of my life.

1123
00:54:21,593 --> 00:54:22,844
Is that her boyfriend?

1124
00:54:23,511 --> 00:54:24,554
- No.
- Sexy.

1125
00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:27,223
Who are you? Who are these people?

1126
00:54:27,307 --> 00:54:29,934
You didn't tell me about
a book that you wrote,

1127
00:54:30,018 --> 00:54:32,687
and now everyone's saying
you're some sort of crazy ghost hunter.

1128
00:54:32,771 --> 00:54:36,107
Okay, well, first of all, that's wrong.
We don't hunt ghosts.

1129
00:54:36,191 --> 00:54:39,486
We stalk them.
And we are very close to trapping one soon.

1130
00:54:40,028 --> 00:54:42,906
And then we will study it
and do reports on it.

1131
00:54:42,989 --> 00:54:45,950
Yeah, he probably dances real sexy.

1132
00:54:46,034 --> 00:54:48,077
You know what I'm saying, like, just a wind...

1133
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,955
I don't think his hips move at all.

1134
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:53,333
I think he's mechanical
from, like, the rib cage down.

1135
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:55,502
- No!
- I know how that guy dances.

1136
00:54:55,585 --> 00:54:56,586
- How's he dance?
- Like...

1137
00:54:57,962 --> 00:54:59,047
No!

1138
00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:01,424
I'm telling you, he...
Look, I bet you he get loose and...

1139
00:55:01,508 --> 00:55:03,468
I bet you he pop locks. I bet you...

1140
00:55:03,551 --> 00:55:05,345
He does... No!

1141
00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:07,931
None of that. None of that's happening.

1142
00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:11,643
- It's rigid. It's got a lot of teeth.
- Girl. Please.

1143
00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,895
And he thinks he's doing you a favor.

1144
00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:15,814
- Man, he rip that...
- And you're like, "Get it off me."

1145
00:55:15,897 --> 00:55:18,024
He rip that V-neck off
and he gets it busy, man.

1146
00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:21,778
And he's got... He rips that V-neck off,
he's got another V-neck underneath it.

1147
00:55:23,238 --> 00:55:24,989
And you know what?
I don't care that people think I'm crazy.

1148
00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:26,324
I don't care what you think, or anyone.

1149
00:55:26,407 --> 00:55:28,618
Because what we're doing here
is groundbreaking.

1150
00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:31,079
It's serious. We're doing important work.

1151
00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:33,998
Hey!

1152
00:55:34,082 --> 00:55:35,416
Look at this beauty!

1153
00:55:38,670 --> 00:55:41,297
Wait a minute.
What did you do to my uncle's hearse?

1154
00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:42,382
I fixed it.

1155
00:55:43,591 --> 00:55:47,345
He works at a funeral home!
I can't take this back with a ghost on it!

1156
00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:49,013
It's our science mobile, I'll have you know.

1157
00:55:49,097 --> 00:55:53,226
And I'm about to go with my science friends,
and we are about to do real work.

1158
00:55:53,309 --> 00:55:55,895
So, good day to you, sir.

1159
00:55:56,604 --> 00:55:58,606
- Erin.
- We gotta go!

1160
00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:00,358
We are late. Get in here.

1161
00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:02,527
- Not you, Phil.
- Erin!

1162
00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:04,737
- Funny.
- Erin, we have to... This is not funny.

1163
00:56:04,821 --> 00:56:05,822
Just get in the...

1164
00:56:07,699 --> 00:56:09,450
- Erin, please get in.
- Holtzmann, this is not the time.

1165
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:11,911
You are killing me. Erin.

1166
00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:14,330
We have fun.

1167
00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:51,534
- Let's go.
- Let's go...

1168
00:56:51,618 --> 00:56:52,702
- Did you want to...
- I'm sorry.

1169
00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:54,203
<i>- I'll</i> let you. I'll let you.
- Next time.

1170
00:57:07,759 --> 00:57:09,719
Are you the Ghostbusters?

1171
00:57:09,802 --> 00:57:11,387
Actually, we're
the Conductors of the Metaphysical...

1172
00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:13,473
We're... Yes. We're the Ghostbusters.

1173
00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:23,566
"There's a chicken frying itself in the library."

1174
00:57:23,650 --> 00:57:25,777
- That is strange.
- That is not what he said.

1175
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:27,612
Please, follow me.

1176
00:57:28,780 --> 00:57:30,698
Right away. Please, all of you.

1177
00:57:30,782 --> 00:57:34,702
Fernando was down here when
something crawled out of a wall vent, and...

1178
00:57:34,827 --> 00:57:37,080
I heard him screaming, so I went to check,

1179
00:57:37,163 --> 00:57:41,501
and that's when the "thing" was
tossing Fernando all around the room.

1180
00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:44,629
I thought it was gonna kill him.
I shrieked when I saw it. I...

1181
00:57:44,921 --> 00:57:48,508
I guess I scared it, because I'm told
that I have a very disturbing scream.

1182
00:57:48,925 --> 00:57:49,926
I could see that.

1183
00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:52,762
Anyway, if you could just mosey around,
you'll probably bump into it.

1184
00:57:52,845 --> 00:57:53,930
Kay, girls?

1185
00:57:54,722 --> 00:57:56,599
All right. Well, we know
it's down here somewhere.

1186
00:57:56,683 --> 00:57:59,560
Let's split up, and if you see anything,
get on the walkie.

1187
00:58:00,979 --> 00:58:01,980
Roger.

1188
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:21,624
Holtzmann! This is serious!

1189
00:58:21,708 --> 00:58:24,168
And I agree. We all agree.

1190
00:58:24,252 --> 00:58:25,753
Except for Kathy. She doesn't get it.

1191
00:58:25,837 --> 00:58:27,171
All right, come on.

1192
00:58:47,150 --> 00:58:49,694
Guys, I think I got
another one of those devices.

1193
00:58:49,777 --> 00:58:51,696
I just thought this was gonna be
like a book club.

1194
00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:53,823
Play some Stevie Nicks albums, you know?

1195
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,160
'Cause I'm telling you right now,
if I see two twins from The Shining,

1196
00:58:57,243 --> 00:58:58,244
I'm gonna pass out.

1197
00:59:01,414 --> 00:59:02,623
Okay, yep-

1198
00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:05,334
Room full of nightmares. Not going in there.

1199
00:59:05,418 --> 00:59:07,879
I don't understand
how I get wrapped up in this stuff.

1200
00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:11,132
I had a good job at the MTA.

1201
00:59:11,466 --> 00:59:14,469
Was it perfect?
No, of course it wasn't perfect.

1202
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:17,472
But I tell you what, everybody was alive.

1203
00:59:20,433 --> 00:59:21,976
Was that there before?

1204
00:59:22,477 --> 00:59:24,187
Please do not answer.

1205
00:59:25,188 --> 00:59:26,647
I said, don't answer!

1206
00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:31,861
Okay...

1207
00:59:37,867 --> 00:59:38,868
Hi.

1208
00:59:39,035 --> 00:59:41,996
It's a full paranormal transferal embodiment.

1209
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,249
Erin, all of our theories
on spectral possession are true.

1210
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,086
There's a ghost in that thing, and I want it.

1211
00:59:48,169 --> 00:59:49,212
Let's light 'em up!

1212
00:59:59,889 --> 01:00:01,432
Run! We're gonna lose it! Come on!

1213
01:00:01,516 --> 01:00:03,059
- I love your fire!
- Man.

1214
01:00:13,402 --> 01:00:14,904
Upstairs! Go, go, go! Come on!

1215
01:00:16,906 --> 01:00:18,574
<i>Why fear what's around you?</i>

1216
01:00:19,242 --> 01:00:21,119
<i>It could be everything you dreamed
And it's about to be true</i>

1217
01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:23,663
<i>Yeah</i>

1218
01:00:24,038 --> 01:00:27,083
<i>Come with the one who wants to
drag you away from the shore</i>

1219
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,251
<i>'Cause you're looking for more</i>

1220
01:00:29,168 --> 01:00:30,795
<i>You want some more</i>

1221
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:33,297
That's not mine!

1222
01:00:36,425 --> 01:00:38,511
I think those machines
are making them stronger!

1223
01:00:38,594 --> 01:00:40,012
That thing is super ionized!

1224
01:00:40,096 --> 01:00:41,556
And super not-benign!

1225
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:44,183
This music is so terrible,
it's making him more angry.

1226
01:00:44,267 --> 01:00:45,685
Play something gentle!

1227
01:00:46,269 --> 01:00:48,896
<i>Behold the power of the undead!</i>

1228
01:00:50,231 --> 01:00:52,525
<i>We have summoned Satan himself!</i>

1229
01:00:52,984 --> 01:00:54,944
<i>For we are the kings of all...</i>

1230
01:01:02,869 --> 01:01:04,787
- Let's do this!
- Go, go.

1231
01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:21,137
This auditorium is Art Deco, you idiots!

1232
01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:22,930
Aim for the ghost!

1233
01:01:25,474 --> 01:01:28,186
Hey, Patty, you take that aisle.
I'll take the far one.

1234
01:01:28,269 --> 01:01:31,314
Okay, I need y'all to get out the way!
We need to get up those aisles!

1235
01:01:31,439 --> 01:01:33,983
All right, move, people!
I need to get down that aisle!

1236
01:01:34,066 --> 01:01:36,694
If you're not gonna move,
you're gonna become part of this operation!

1237
01:01:36,819 --> 01:01:38,529
All right, heads up!

1238
01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:40,615
Come on! Move me left!

1239
01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:43,326
Watch the rings. Watch the rings.

1240
01:01:43,409 --> 01:01:44,911
Okay, you sweaty freaks.

1241
01:01:44,994 --> 01:01:47,038
I'm 'bout to save you from this ghost!

1242
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:56,672
Okay, so I don't know if it was a race thing
or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell.

1243
01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:58,424
- Pick me up!
- All right, put me down!

1244
01:01:58,507 --> 01:02:01,010
Put me down! Down, down, thank you.

1245
01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:04,430
Okay, Patty, stay still!

1246
01:02:04,513 --> 01:02:06,724
- You have sort of a...
- Okay, I just...

1247
01:02:06,807 --> 01:02:08,434
I don't need you to tell me
anything right now.

1248
01:02:08,517 --> 01:02:10,811
- No, no, no... You got a...
- Nope.

1249
01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:13,606
I really need you not to tell me
anything right now.

1250
01:02:13,689 --> 01:02:15,858
- But, Patty, there...
- Hey. I'm tired.

1251
01:02:15,942 --> 01:02:16,943
- No, no, no...
- Listen...

1252
01:02:17,026 --> 01:02:18,444
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off,
how about that?

1253
01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:20,655
No,no,no,
I don't really think that's a good idea.

1254
01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,949
- Going to take off...
- Come on, Patty. Patty!

1255
01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:27,078
And I don't want to piss off the ghost.

1256
01:02:27,536 --> 01:02:31,415
Moving, going back to my booth at the MTA,

1257
01:02:31,499 --> 01:02:33,668
so let me know if you
need some MetroCards.

1258
01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:35,419
- Do it, do it, do it.
-'Cause I am...

1259
01:02:35,670 --> 01:02:38,130
- Really?
- All right, ladies, light 'em up!

1260
01:02:38,214 --> 01:02:40,091
Patty, stay still.

1261
01:02:40,174 --> 01:02:41,801
Just don't hit Patty anywhere important.

1262
01:02:41,884 --> 01:02:43,177
- What?
- Nothing!

1263
01:02:47,348 --> 01:02:48,557
You gonna get it now!

1264
01:02:51,269 --> 01:02:54,939
Erin, I forgot to tell you, don't let your beam
get entangled with my beam.

1265
01:02:55,022 --> 01:02:57,275
- What? Why?
-It's too much power.

1266
01:02:57,358 --> 01:02:58,651
It would cause a counter reaction.

1267
01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:02,280
The beam would shoot back into your body,
and each atom will implode.

1268
01:03:02,363 --> 01:03:04,573
- What!
- Holtz, open that trap!

1269
01:03:04,657 --> 01:03:05,783
Okay.

1270
01:03:05,866 --> 01:03:08,286
And I'm gonna open it on three.

1271
01:03:08,369 --> 01:03:09,787
- H0ltzmann!
- Ready?

1272
01:03:10,121 --> 01:03:11,622
- Sweetie!
- Two...

1273
01:03:11,706 --> 01:03:13,833
- Open the box!
- And one. Okay!

1274
01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:19,880
Erin, doing great. Abby, doing great.

1275
01:03:19,964 --> 01:03:21,799
Patty, try a little harder, okay?

1276
01:03:21,882 --> 01:03:23,509
Get in the box, you hellion!

1277
01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:27,221
Come on, we got you!

1278
01:03:27,305 --> 01:03:28,389
Come on.

1279
01:03:37,857 --> 01:03:39,233
Excuse me, gotta get...
Excuse me, excuse me.

1280
01:03:39,317 --> 01:03:40,443
I got a ghost to get. Thank you.

1281
01:03:45,406 --> 01:03:49,076
Did we just catch a ghost?

1282
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,202
Yeah, yeah.

1283
01:03:50,286 --> 01:03:52,038
We put a ghost in a box!

1284
01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:57,209
<i>You want some more, you want some more?</i>

1285
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:58,502
Yes!

1286
01:03:58,586 --> 01:04:00,629
<i>What you're looking for
You want some more...</i>

1287
01:04:00,713 --> 01:04:01,714
Right in there!

1288
01:04:01,797 --> 01:04:04,091
<i>We are the Beasts of Mayhem!</i>

1289
01:04:10,931 --> 01:04:12,975
Sorry, can't buy you another one.

1290
01:04:13,059 --> 01:04:14,101
Yeah!

1291
01:04:17,313 --> 01:04:21,025
Wankers! Black Sabbath did that shit in '74.

1292
01:04:21,734 --> 01:04:23,736
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

1293
01:04:23,819 --> 01:04:25,237
- My gosh.
- Thanks so much.

1294
01:04:25,321 --> 01:04:26,947
Why are there ghosts in New York?

1295
01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:29,617
We made magic today,
and that's all I got to say. I'm Holtzmann.

1296
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,410
Where are these ghosts coming from?

1297
01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:34,580
Are there any more ghosts
inside the theater?

1298
01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:36,165
I think we took it out.

1299
01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:37,249
Listen, we're scientists.

1300
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:40,836
We're here for the unanswerable questions
and, really, to pursue truth.

1301
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,171
We're the Ghostbusters!

1302
01:04:42,254 --> 01:04:43,672
Yeah!

1303
01:04:45,841 --> 01:04:48,177
Nope. I had him yesterday.

1304
01:04:48,386 --> 01:04:49,428
So?

1305
01:04:49,512 --> 01:04:50,679
So, it's your turn.

1306
01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:52,848
Weirdo city.

1307
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:54,934
Charge the lines.

1308
01:04:55,768 --> 01:04:57,353
Create the vortex.

1309
01:04:57,895 --> 01:04:59,522
Break the barrier.

1310
01:05:00,773 --> 01:05:02,983
Enjoy your fun, Ghostbusters.

1311
01:05:03,526 --> 01:05:06,737
For soon, you shall bow down before me.

1312
01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:22,586
There he is.

1313
01:05:22,670 --> 01:05:24,588
Come on, Kevin. Let's go.

1314
01:05:24,672 --> 01:05:25,714
Kev.

1315
01:05:25,798 --> 01:05:26,882
Go, Kev.

1316
01:05:27,216 --> 01:05:29,093
Go, Kev. Go, Kev.

1317
01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:30,177
Go, Kev.

1318
01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:31,804
Stop, Kev.

1319
01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:33,389
- Watch it!
- Stop, Kev.

1320
01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:35,349
- Watch it.
- Stop it, Kevin.

1321
01:05:41,814 --> 01:05:42,940
Please.

1322
01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:47,236
Get it. Get it.

1323
01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:49,488
This is so good. We have to celebrate.

1324
01:05:49,572 --> 01:05:51,490
- Come on! This is what...
- You're right, you're right.

1325
01:05:51,574 --> 01:05:53,075
- Yep.
-...legit feels like.

1326
01:05:53,159 --> 01:05:54,160
- Right here. This.
- Yep.

1327
01:05:54,243 --> 01:05:55,453
Oh, my God.

1328
01:05:56,245 --> 01:05:58,080
You have to stop kissing this.

1329
01:05:58,164 --> 01:06:01,208
That... ltjust makes me feel
so warm and tingly inside.

1330
01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:03,043
That's probably the radiation.

1331
01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:07,298
Hey, guys, I got some pretty cool stuff
cooking up over here,

1332
01:06:07,381 --> 01:06:09,341
if you want to just turn your head.

1333
01:06:09,425 --> 01:06:13,512
I got some newly printed circuit boards,
and I rebuilt the superconducting magnets.

1334
01:06:13,596 --> 01:06:14,847
I improved beam accuracy

1335
01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:17,141
by adding a plasma shield
to the RF discharge chamber.

1336
01:06:17,266 --> 01:06:19,393
I have cryocooler to reduce helium boil-off,

1337
01:06:19,477 --> 01:06:23,147
and to top it all off,
we got a freakin' Faraday cage

1338
01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:25,357
to attenuate RF noise and avoid quenching.

1339
01:06:27,443 --> 01:06:28,527
- Nice!
- All right!

1340
01:06:28,611 --> 01:06:30,571
There's a Smartin Christ here to see you.

1341
01:06:30,905 --> 01:06:33,657
Smartin Christ?

1342
01:06:33,741 --> 01:06:35,993
Wait, are you saying "Martin Heiss"?

1343
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:37,578
- Doctor...
- No. No.

1344
01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:39,788
Dr. Martin Heiss, the famed scientist
and paranormal debunker?

1345
01:06:39,872 --> 01:06:41,832
- He's in this building right now?
- Yeah, that guy.

1346
01:06:43,292 --> 01:06:44,960
Okay, you tell him that we're not here.

1347
01:06:45,044 --> 01:06:47,046
- Wait, what? What?
- I don't want to talk to him.

1348
01:06:47,129 --> 01:06:48,130
They're not here.

1349
01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:53,385
Dr. Heiss, hello. Welcome. Dr. Erin Gilbert.

1350
01:06:53,469 --> 01:06:57,723
Is this a good time, Doctor,
or is this dinner rush?

1351
01:06:58,641 --> 01:07:00,309
Why don't you call
and make an appointment?

1352
01:07:00,392 --> 01:07:01,602
It's actually a perfect time.

1353
01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:05,898
We were just
doing some experiments over here.

1354
01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:09,568
Yes, please, have a seat.

1355
01:07:09,652 --> 01:07:10,986
Let's start light and easy.

1356
01:07:12,321 --> 01:07:17,076
Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?

1357
01:07:17,409 --> 01:07:21,789
You know, it's really easy
to just sit there and be the naysayer,

1358
01:07:21,872 --> 01:07:23,666
when you don't actually do anything.

1359
01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:27,628
You know that we only comprehend
about 4% of the universe.

1360
01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:29,004
4%!

1361
01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:31,674
- Across the board! It's four!
- Abby, Abby...

1362
01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:35,511
We all believe in the scientific method.

1363
01:07:35,594 --> 01:07:37,304
I've dedicated my life to it.

1364
01:07:37,972 --> 01:07:41,934
And we have actually done it.

1365
01:07:42,518 --> 01:07:44,812
Today, at 4:32 p.m.,

1366
01:07:44,895 --> 01:07:49,233
we successfully trapped a Class 3 vapor.

1367
01:07:49,316 --> 01:07:50,484
You're telling me

1368
01:07:51,277 --> 01:07:52,695
there is a ghost

1369
01:07:53,696 --> 01:07:55,489
inside that thermos?

1370
01:07:55,573 --> 01:07:57,616
- In that can?
- Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

1371
01:07:57,700 --> 01:07:59,326
Booyah. Emphasis on the "boo."

1372
01:07:59,618 --> 01:08:01,620
Well, I would love to see that. I really would.

1373
01:08:01,704 --> 01:08:04,915
Shoot. You know what?
You're not gonna get that treat today.

1374
01:08:04,999 --> 01:08:08,627
We're still assessing what type
of containment method we're gonna use.

1375
01:08:08,711 --> 01:08:11,672
We're testing the lab... In the...

1376
01:08:13,507 --> 01:08:16,302
So, till we figure out
how to best keep the entity,

1377
01:08:17,553 --> 01:08:18,804
that's not gonna happen.

1378
01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:20,306
How's that for my timing?

1379
01:08:20,389 --> 01:08:21,932
I come.

1380
01:08:22,016 --> 01:08:24,310
You've caught a ghost. I can't see it.

1381
01:08:24,393 --> 01:08:27,021
Look, I know it probably
sounds like we're making this up.

1382
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,148
- Yeah.
-It sounds crazy,

1383
01:08:29,231 --> 01:08:33,110
and we probably don't really look like
legitimate scientists.

1384
01:08:33,193 --> 01:08:35,654
No, you only lack the proper equipment,

1385
01:08:35,738 --> 01:08:38,866
like a garbage truck
to hang on to the back of.

1386
01:08:39,992 --> 01:08:43,621
Said the guy with
the walking stick and the floppy hat.

1387
01:08:43,746 --> 01:08:44,872
It was my mother's.

1388
01:08:45,456 --> 01:08:46,707
Yeah, that is an awesome hat.

1389
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:49,251
All right, man. Thanks for stopping by.

1390
01:08:50,002 --> 01:08:52,254
Well, I guess the graciousness has run out.

1391
01:08:53,756 --> 01:08:54,798
You want to see it?

1392
01:08:54,882 --> 01:08:57,885
I would love to see it.

1393
01:08:57,968 --> 01:08:59,094
Well, he can't see it.

1394
01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:01,513
I'm going to show it to you, then.
How about that?

1395
01:09:01,597 --> 01:09:03,515
- Gear up, you guys.
- No, you're not. Don't.

1396
01:09:05,768 --> 01:09:07,269
Excuse me. Why are you doing this?

1397
01:09:07,353 --> 01:09:08,854
Because he doesn't believe us.

1398
01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:11,690
Erin. Come on, we have finally succeeded

1399
01:09:11,774 --> 01:09:14,234
at doing the thing that we have talked about
since we were little kids.

1400
01:09:14,610 --> 01:09:16,904
And you want to risk it all, what, for him?

1401
01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:18,781
Who cares if you impress him?

1402
01:09:18,864 --> 01:09:21,450
Golly, you two are something.

1403
01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,369
You're right. I'm sorry.

1404
01:09:23,452 --> 01:09:24,953
- I don't...
- Okay.

1405
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,372
- I don't know what I was thinking.
- All right.

1406
01:09:26,455 --> 01:09:27,581
It's okay.

1407
01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:31,251
Attagirl!

1408
01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:32,378
Sorry. I did it. I'm sorry.

1409
01:09:32,461 --> 01:09:33,504
- My God!
- I know!

1410
01:09:33,587 --> 01:09:34,421
Casper?

1411
01:09:39,510 --> 01:09:40,594
Man!

1412
01:09:41,095 --> 01:09:42,930
Hey, that man went out the wrong door.

1413
01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:46,934
Oh, my God.

1414
01:09:50,771 --> 01:09:52,773
He wasn't really Ghostbusters material.

1415
01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:54,525
Who threw him out the window?

1416
01:09:54,608 --> 01:09:56,694
A ghost threw him out the window.

1417
01:09:56,902 --> 01:09:58,070
You mean like Patrick Swayze?

1418
01:09:58,153 --> 01:09:59,947
Like, he's sitting behind you,
making some pottery?

1419
01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:01,782
Yeah. Like Patrick Swayze.

1420
01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:05,202
That's it. Then we were all dancing
at a summer camp in the Catskills.

1421
01:10:05,285 --> 01:10:07,287
And then we sat down,
and he was behind me,

1422
01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:08,414
and we made a vase.

1423
01:10:08,497 --> 01:10:09,581
You're combining the two...

1424
01:10:09,665 --> 01:10:11,375
- I combined a couple of Swayze movies.
- Yeah.

1425
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,710
You know what was a good one?
Road House.

1426
01:10:12,793 --> 01:10:14,044
<i>Moved Road House.</i>

1427
01:10:14,128 --> 01:10:15,212
<i>- Point Break.
- He was</i> a...

1428
01:10:15,295 --> 01:10:16,380
<i>Point Break.</i>

1429
01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:17,840
Come on. At the end with the big wave?

1430
01:10:17,923 --> 01:10:19,049
He was a ghost in that, too!

1431
01:10:19,133 --> 01:10:20,300
Well, you don't know if he dies at the end.

1432
01:10:20,384 --> 01:10:22,803
He doesn't die.
He doesn't die. They don't say he dies.

1433
01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:24,096
Well, now what?

1434
01:10:26,265 --> 01:10:27,558
- Who are you guys?
- Official business.

1435
01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:29,059
We'll take it from here. Thank you.

1436
01:10:29,143 --> 01:10:30,352
- What?
- You need to come with us.

1437
01:10:30,436 --> 01:10:31,395
- What?
- Why?

1438
01:10:31,478 --> 01:10:32,813
The mayor needs a word, ladies.

1439
01:10:40,154 --> 01:10:43,824
So it's tandem parachuting.
So you'd be with an instructor.

1440
01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:45,409
The little spoon.

1441
01:10:45,492 --> 01:10:48,120
- And who is on top?
- The instructor.

1442
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,542
Mayor.

1443
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:55,878
Hey! There you are.

1444
01:10:55,961 --> 01:10:58,756
Welcome. Sorry for the mess
and for the drama.

1445
01:10:58,839 --> 01:11:00,674
Please, come sit down. Take that one.

1446
01:11:00,758 --> 01:11:02,801
Good. That's right.
And, you, that's a good one for you.

1447
01:11:02,885 --> 01:11:05,304
And take the end seat. Good.

1448
01:11:06,805 --> 01:11:07,806
That's not so good.

1449
01:11:07,890 --> 01:11:09,600
No feet on the table, please.

1450
01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:11,143
Sir, we don't have a lot of time.

1451
01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:12,436
- And we're not frauds.
- No.

1452
01:11:12,519 --> 01:11:13,896
- We are legitimate scientists.
- Let me interrupt you.

1453
01:11:13,979 --> 01:11:15,397
We know you're not frauds,

1454
01:11:15,481 --> 01:11:17,983
because we have been monitoring
this situation quite closely.

1455
01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:21,236
Agents Hawkins and Rorke
are with Homeland Security.

1456
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:25,407
So we've been investigating
this extremely quietly.

1457
01:11:25,783 --> 01:11:28,035
- Okay.
- So, what do you know?

1458
01:11:28,702 --> 01:11:31,371
We believe that someone is creating a device

1459
01:11:31,455 --> 01:11:33,749
that attracts and amplifies
paranormal activity.

1460
01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:35,959
And that activity can be escalating now

1461
01:11:36,043 --> 01:11:38,504
and giving us an even larger scale event.

1462
01:11:38,587 --> 01:11:40,547
"Larger scale." Well, that sounds terrible.

1463
01:11:41,381 --> 01:11:43,467
Okay, well,
you've been doing great work. Well done.

1464
01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:45,886
We really appreciate it,
but it's time to knock it off.

1465
01:11:46,553 --> 01:11:48,305
- What?
- Knock it off.

1466
01:11:48,388 --> 01:11:51,308
No, I heard you and I see the hand gesture.
What does...

1467
01:11:51,391 --> 01:11:53,644
These gentlemen are on it.
Let the government do their work.

1468
01:11:53,727 --> 01:11:58,273
We're just worried that you all
are drawing a lot of attention...

1469
01:11:58,357 --> 01:11:59,900
- Exactly.
-...to yourselves.

1470
01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:01,026
What?

1471
01:12:01,109 --> 01:12:03,028
- Patty does wear big earrings.
- Patty.

1472
01:12:03,362 --> 01:12:07,199
Well, if it's a crime to look good,
guilty as charged.

1473
01:12:07,282 --> 01:12:10,536
Other than that, I feel like
we keep a very low profile.

1474
01:12:10,619 --> 01:12:12,204
You drive a hearse with a ghost on it,

1475
01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:14,748
and you use a distinctly
un-American-sounding siren.

1476
01:12:14,832 --> 01:12:15,833
We do.

1477
01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:17,543
Do you have any idea
how many federal regulations

1478
01:12:17,626 --> 01:12:19,169
you're breaking on a daily basis?

1479
01:12:19,253 --> 01:12:20,587
- One?
- No.

1480
01:12:20,921 --> 01:12:22,673
- Two?
- No.

1481
01:12:22,756 --> 01:12:23,757
Is it one?

1482
01:12:23,841 --> 01:12:25,384
Just sit quietly.

1483
01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:26,927
Here's the essence of the deal.

1484
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,930
We are gonna have to
make the public believe

1485
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,306
that you are frauds.

1486
01:12:31,682 --> 01:12:33,350
- What? Wait. Why?
- What?

1487
01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:35,894
The human brain, you know,
it can only handle so much.

1488
01:12:35,978 --> 01:12:39,022
If everybody knew what was going on,
you know, there'd be a panic.

1489
01:12:39,106 --> 01:12:43,777
So, we need to get the information out there
that the incident at the concert was a hoax.

1490
01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:47,155
'Cause, otherwise, there'd be mass hysteria.

1491
01:12:47,739 --> 01:12:50,492
We don't want mass hysteria either.

1492
01:12:50,576 --> 01:12:53,370
Our main concern is that
we're allowed to continue our work.

1493
01:12:53,453 --> 01:12:56,164
- Yes, that is very important.
- Very important.

1494
01:12:56,248 --> 01:13:03,088
But my concern is, I feel like the cat is sort of
already kind of out of the bag.

1495
01:13:03,171 --> 01:13:06,550
I think what they're saying is
the cat is out of the bag.

1496
01:13:06,633 --> 01:13:10,137
They want us to put the cat
back inside the bag.

1497
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,263
No, I know that's what they're saying.

1498
01:13:11,346 --> 01:13:13,390
- But I'm saying the cat's already out.
- I know. I know it's out.

1499
01:13:13,473 --> 01:13:15,225
- So it's hard to put the cat back in.
-It's not impossible.

1500
01:13:15,309 --> 01:13:17,227
- But that's why they have that saying.
-It's a nonsense saying.

1501
01:13:17,311 --> 01:13:18,979
If the cat is outta the bag,
you can't put it back in!

1502
01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,063
I put a cat in a bag all the time.

1503
01:13:20,147 --> 01:13:21,148
But once the cat is out of the bag,

1504
01:13:21,231 --> 01:13:22,399
aren't you like, "The cat is out of the bag!"

1505
01:13:22,482 --> 01:13:24,526
We just want to
shove that damn cat back in the bag.

1506
01:13:24,610 --> 01:13:26,403
The cat has been out of the bag before,

1507
01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:28,989
and yet, people lose interest
and put it back in.

1508
01:13:29,323 --> 01:13:30,490
People always move on.

1509
01:13:30,574 --> 01:13:33,702
Sheriff in New Mexico
reports a UFO encounter.

1510
01:13:33,785 --> 01:13:37,080
The crew of the <i>SS</i> Ourang <i>Medan</i>
dies mysteriously.

1511
01:13:37,164 --> 01:13:40,667
The entire town of Langville, Montana,
goes missing.

1512
01:13:40,918 --> 01:13:42,210
Itdoes?

1513
01:13:42,294 --> 01:13:43,337
Okay, but he...

1514
01:13:43,629 --> 01:13:45,339
We're talking about relocating.

1515
01:13:45,422 --> 01:13:48,592
No one's being killed here, right?

1516
01:13:49,009 --> 01:13:50,761
They were turned inside out.

1517
01:13:50,844 --> 01:13:53,221
Their skin is on the inside of their body?

1518
01:13:53,305 --> 01:13:57,517
Their skin is on the inside of their body
because their organs are on the outside.

1519
01:13:58,018 --> 01:13:59,186
But they're okay, right?

1520
01:13:59,728 --> 01:14:00,771
Sure.

1521
01:14:01,021 --> 01:14:02,689
I think they're dead.

1522
01:14:04,524 --> 01:14:06,193
On that horrifying note,
thank you all so much for coming.

1523
01:14:07,194 --> 01:14:09,821
Call this number if you have any more info.

1524
01:14:09,905 --> 01:14:12,741
When it comes to these ghosts,
we'll take it from here.

1525
01:14:13,867 --> 01:14:16,119
The US government
doesn't need the help of hobbyists, okay?

1526
01:14:16,203 --> 01:14:19,414
So go back upstairs to
your little dim sum tea party, okay?

1527
01:14:19,498 --> 01:14:22,709
And leave it to us. We're the big dogs.

1528
01:14:27,965 --> 01:14:30,384
- Hey, come on, man.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.

1529
01:14:32,386 --> 01:14:33,387
Meatheads.

1530
01:14:35,055 --> 01:14:37,557
- Unlock it. Unlock it.
- Okay, wait. Hold on.

1531
01:14:45,232 --> 01:14:46,650
Roll your window up.

1532
01:14:47,234 --> 01:14:48,235
I'm watching you.

1533
01:14:49,069 --> 01:14:52,906
You think they got genitals in there?
Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?

1534
01:14:53,198 --> 01:14:54,408
I'm watching you!

1535
01:14:54,908 --> 01:14:57,244
I'm gonna go with Ken doll situation.

1536
01:14:57,995 --> 01:14:58,996
It's smooth.

1537
01:14:59,579 --> 01:15:01,540
We're watching you!

1538
01:15:01,999 --> 01:15:05,836
Now, the mayor said we could
continue our work, and so we shall.

1539
01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:06,962
We got to be prepared.

1540
01:15:07,045 --> 01:15:09,923
That's why I've made a table of treats.

1541
01:15:10,007 --> 01:15:11,717
Erin, you've had a hard day. Step right up.

1542
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,051
Pick a gun, any gun.

1543
01:15:14,094 --> 01:15:15,178
No!

1544
01:15:15,262 --> 01:15:16,847
I'm sorry, not that gun.

1545
01:15:16,930 --> 01:15:18,890
That one's not ready. It's yours when it is.

1546
01:15:18,974 --> 01:15:20,308
Here, in the meantime...

1547
01:15:21,268 --> 01:15:22,269
This.

1548
01:15:23,103 --> 01:15:24,646
What does it do?

1549
01:15:24,730 --> 01:15:26,273
It's a Swiss Army knife.

1550
01:15:26,356 --> 01:15:28,400
No woman should walk around unarmed.

1551
01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:30,027
I know what it does.

1552
01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:32,529
- Also, here, why don't you take this.
- Yeah?

1553
01:15:33,030 --> 01:15:34,614
Give that a toss.

1554
01:15:34,698 --> 01:15:36,658
That's gonna send up a little poof.

1555
01:15:36,742 --> 01:15:38,702
It's only dangerous to ghosts.

1556
01:15:38,785 --> 01:15:40,162
- All right.
- Okay.

1557
01:15:44,124 --> 01:15:45,167
Nice!

1558
01:15:49,379 --> 01:15:51,673
Yeah, my mistake. it was a medium poof.

1559
01:15:52,049 --> 01:15:54,009
This puppy I like to call a Ghost Chipper.

1560
01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:58,013
Hollow-laser technology,
sucks in the ghost and neutralizes it.

1561
01:15:58,096 --> 01:16:01,099
Step up to bat and do what you're gonna do.

1562
01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:04,019
You truly scare me.
I just want to let you know that.

1563
01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:07,689
I'm gonna just...

1564
01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:15,447
Come on!

1565
01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:17,824
It's like Mardi Gras in there.

1566
01:16:17,908 --> 01:16:19,493
It's a proton glove.

1567
01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:22,746
It's gonna maximize flexibility
during hand-to-specter combat.

1568
01:16:22,829 --> 01:16:24,915
Just give it a punch, it's motion-activated.

1569
01:16:35,967 --> 01:16:37,594
Okay. That

1570
01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:39,971
was awesome!

1571
01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:46,686
- No, that is a deadly high five.
- No.

1572
01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:48,105
- No.
- Hey, ladies,

1573
01:16:48,188 --> 01:16:50,398
I'd call this a successful test.

1574
01:16:52,192 --> 01:16:54,903
<i>It's fraudulent and unsafe, frankly.</i>

1575
01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:59,074
<i>You know, these Ghostbusters
are creating an unnecessary panic</i>

1576
01:16:59,157 --> 01:17:00,909
<i>-in</i> a <i>sad grab for fame.
-It's fine.</i>

1577
01:17:00,992 --> 01:17:03,411
<i>People can rest assured
that these women are fake.</i>

1578
01:17:05,705 --> 01:17:06,665
Damn.

1579
01:17:06,748 --> 01:17:08,959
- My favorite acid.
-It's okay. I'll get it. I'll get it.

1580
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:10,043
Be careful.

1581
01:17:10,961 --> 01:17:12,337
Hey, guys, I've been meaning to ask,

1582
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:14,798
what was that thing that threw that man
out the window the other day?

1583
01:17:14,881 --> 01:17:16,675
Kevin, it was a ghost.

1584
01:17:16,758 --> 01:17:19,344
- A ghost?
- Do you not know what goes on here, Kevin?

1585
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:20,595
Okay, I've got it.

1586
01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:22,931
We sell the restaurant.

1587
01:17:23,014 --> 01:17:24,683
Guys, we haven't had customers, anyway.

1588
01:17:24,766 --> 01:17:27,644
It's time to face the facts,
the restaurant is not working.

1589
01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:29,062
You're standing in the acid.

1590
01:17:29,146 --> 01:17:31,189
- Not my slippers.
-It's hydrochloric acid.

1591
01:17:31,273 --> 01:17:33,150
Get the baking soda. There you go.

1592
01:17:33,233 --> 01:17:34,985
That's how you clean up hydrochloric.

1593
01:17:35,068 --> 01:17:36,069
Good boy.

1594
01:17:36,153 --> 01:17:39,531
- Oh, God, it stinks.
- Just a big, beautiful dummy.

1595
01:17:39,614 --> 01:17:42,576
Well, it's official. We're all ghost girls now.

1596
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:44,119
Can't see.

1597
01:17:44,202 --> 01:17:46,621
- Well, that's the acid.
- Get back to the eyewash station.

1598
01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:49,457
- Where is that?
- Back by the bathroom. Left.

1599
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:50,542
There you go.

1600
01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:52,836
Stop when you hit something.

1601
01:17:54,004 --> 01:17:55,213
- Okay.
- Jesus.

1602
01:17:55,297 --> 01:17:56,298
Good job.

1603
01:17:56,673 --> 01:17:59,301
All right, I would like
to remind everybody here

1604
01:17:59,384 --> 01:18:01,761
that in a very short amount of time,

1605
01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:05,140
we have seen
multiple Class 4 malevolent apparitions.

1606
01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:06,474
- Yeah.
- We did.

1607
01:18:06,558 --> 01:18:08,435
Who cares what anybody else
is saying about us?

1608
01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:09,644
We know what we're doing.

1609
01:18:09,728 --> 01:18:13,273
I mean, all morning,
I've been reading about this stuff.

1610
01:18:13,356 --> 01:18:14,691
There's sightings all over the city.

1611
01:18:14,774 --> 01:18:17,611
"Wailing spirit sighted at 6th and 26th."

1612
01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:21,114
Another one,
"Spectral polar bear on 63rd and 5th."

1613
01:18:21,198 --> 01:18:24,451
Then there was that weeping wall
in the thrift store at Chelsea.

1614
01:18:24,534 --> 01:18:29,623
- Wait. Did you say 6th and 26th?
- Yeah. "Wailing spirits, 6th and 26th."

1615
01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:33,251
6th and 26th. 6th and 26th. Okay.

1616
01:18:33,335 --> 01:18:34,502
6th and 26th.

1617
01:18:35,503 --> 01:18:39,799
Aldridge Mansion. Upper West Side. Yes?
70... 72nd.

1618
01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:41,218
Where did we find the first device?

1619
01:18:41,301 --> 01:18:43,970
- At the subway, right here.
- Okay.

1620
01:18:44,054 --> 01:18:45,555
Theater. Downtown. Downtown.

1621
01:18:45,639 --> 01:18:47,307
- Downtown?
- Yes, yes. In here.

1622
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:48,808
Okay, what was the other address you said?

1623
01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:51,311
Polar bear on 63rd and 5th Avenue.

1624
01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:52,812
And the one in Chelsea?

1625
01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:56,691
- Chelsea is at 10th Avenue and 18th.
-18th. 10th and 18th.

1626
01:19:08,745 --> 01:19:10,038
What do those look like to you?

1627
01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:13,291
It's an Touching other little "X's."

1628
01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,751
- Ley lines.
- Ley lines.

1629
01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:16,002
What's "ley lines"?

1630
01:19:16,086 --> 01:19:19,798
It's a hidden network of energy lines
that run across the Earth.

1631
01:19:19,881 --> 01:19:22,092
It's a current of supernatural energy.

1632
01:19:22,467 --> 01:19:25,679
Supposedly, if you look at sacred sites
and weird events all over the world,

1633
01:19:25,762 --> 01:19:28,014
and connect them with lines
where they intersect,

1634
01:19:28,098 --> 01:19:30,642
it's an unusually powerful spot.

1635
01:19:30,725 --> 01:19:31,893
Abby and I just dismissed this theory

1636
01:19:31,977 --> 01:19:34,938
because it just seemed
too random to have any merit.

1637
01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:36,648
Dismiss this.

1638
01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:42,070
Okay. That looks like it's got some merit.

1639
01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:46,241
He's using the devices
to charge the ley lines.

1640
01:19:47,909 --> 01:19:50,161
- He's creating a vortex.
- A vortex.

1641
01:19:50,662 --> 01:19:51,830
Oh, boy.

1642
01:19:51,913 --> 01:19:55,125
Okay, if he gets one of his machines in there
and it's big enough,

1643
01:19:55,917 --> 01:19:58,003
he's gonna be able
to rip a hole right through that barrier.

1644
01:19:58,086 --> 01:20:00,255
Letting whatever's on this plane

1645
01:20:00,338 --> 01:20:03,717
come crashing down on this plane.

1646
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,343
Okay, I'm calling this in.

1647
01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:12,309
Okay, that intersection right there
between 7th and 8th.

1648
01:20:12,392 --> 01:20:14,477
What is there now?

1649
01:20:14,769 --> 01:20:18,481
The Mercado.
Mercado. It's Spanish for "table."

1650
01:20:18,648 --> 01:20:20,692
The Mercado? That actually makes sense.

1651
01:20:20,775 --> 01:20:23,611
Okay, yes, I'm looking for
Agents Hawkins and Rorke.

1652
01:20:23,695 --> 01:20:26,239
The Mercado has one of
the weirdest histories

1653
01:20:26,323 --> 01:20:27,532
of the buildings in New York.

1654
01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:29,993
Okay, so it's your standard-issue
haunted building.

1655
01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:32,329
No. This is even before it was a building.

1656
01:20:32,412 --> 01:20:34,914
All sorts of massacres happened at that spot.

1657
01:20:34,998 --> 01:20:38,710
Like the peaceful trade between
the Lenape Indians and Captain Warren.

1658
01:20:38,793 --> 01:20:40,712
Then, all of a sudden, everybody dies.

1659
01:20:40,795 --> 01:20:43,798
Oh, my God, you guys.
This is the dude that was at the subway

1660
01:20:43,882 --> 01:20:46,009
that was talking about the cataclysms!
This is him!

1661
01:20:47,844 --> 01:20:49,596
It's always the sad, pale ones.

1662
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:52,265
Okay, ladies, let's gear up
and hit that Mercado.

1663
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,148
Who's in the mood to save New York City?

1664
01:21:24,172 --> 01:21:28,885
And did you try adjusting the thermostat
before placing this call?

1665
01:21:28,968 --> 01:21:32,013
Well, I'm terribly sorry
that you have a draft in your room.

1666
01:21:32,097 --> 01:21:35,517
Why don't you hold while I connect you
to someone who might care.

1667
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,186
- Hi. Excuse me.
- Hold on.

1668
01:21:38,269 --> 01:21:40,355
- What do you want?
- Where's yourjanitor?

1669
01:21:40,438 --> 01:21:42,899
That nut-job! What has he done...

1670
01:21:42,982 --> 01:21:44,567
I don't want to know.

1671
01:21:44,651 --> 01:21:47,904
Just take the stairs down and get him out.

1672
01:22:18,268 --> 01:22:20,311
Hey, stop right there!

1673
01:22:20,395 --> 01:22:21,896
Shut it down!

1674
01:22:24,274 --> 01:22:25,692
The Ghostbusters.

1675
01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:28,528
Look, I think it's great
you found yourself a little hobby,

1676
01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:31,406
and I'm sure, on paper,
flooding New York City with ghosts

1677
01:22:31,489 --> 01:22:32,782
seemed like a great idea,

1678
01:22:32,866 --> 01:22:35,326
but we happen to like the world the way it is.

1679
01:22:35,410 --> 01:22:39,164
Then you must've been afforded the basic
dignity and respect of a human being,

1680
01:22:39,247 --> 01:22:40,373
which I have been denied.

1681
01:22:40,457 --> 01:22:41,749
Not really.

1682
01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:43,793
People dump on us pretty much all the time.

1683
01:22:44,461 --> 01:22:48,548
I am a genius.
I see things that no one else does.

1684
01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:52,886
And for it, I am rewarded
with nothing but scorn and mockery.

1685
01:22:52,969 --> 01:22:56,222
Luckily, I am not
the only one seeking revenge.

1686
01:22:56,389 --> 01:22:58,183
Behind these are millions of souls,

1687
01:22:58,266 --> 01:22:59,809
souls which have been cast aside.

1688
01:22:59,893 --> 01:23:04,564
Souls who see the world
as it truly is, as garbage.

1689
01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:06,733
Garbage that needs to be cleaned up.

1690
01:23:07,192 --> 01:23:08,693
They're mostly dudes.

1691
01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:10,904
When these barriers are destroyed,

1692
01:23:10,987 --> 01:23:15,074
an army of the undead
will return to pester the living.

1693
01:23:15,158 --> 01:23:18,203
Pester the living doesn't sound so bad.

1694
01:23:18,703 --> 01:23:24,083
They will return to pester the living
with unspeakable pain and torment.

1695
01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:28,004
Children will be pestered limb from limb
in front of their own parents.

1696
01:23:28,087 --> 01:23:31,716
The parents will be pestered in half
and pestered in half again.

1697
01:23:31,799 --> 01:23:36,095
And pestered into the ground until their
bloody, pulpy bodies are nothing but meat.

1698
01:23:36,387 --> 01:23:39,849
That's a different definition of "pester"
than what I was thinking.

1699
01:23:39,933 --> 01:23:43,186
I think the word we're looking for
is apocalypse. Apocalypse.

1700
01:23:43,269 --> 01:23:47,023
Well, let's get these barriers destroyed,
shall we?

1701
01:23:47,815 --> 01:23:50,151
Wait, wait, wait! Rowan.

1702
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:54,531
I get it. You don't like people.
People can be terrible.

1703
01:23:54,614 --> 01:23:58,243
The thing is, though,
there's so many terrific things out there.

1704
01:23:58,326 --> 01:24:02,247
I mean, wonderful things
that are worth living for.

1705
01:24:02,330 --> 01:24:05,333
I mean, you got soup,

1706
01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:10,255
and, you know, that first... You know when...

1707
01:24:10,338 --> 01:24:13,424
God. loan only think of soup.
Anybody? Somebody? Patty?

1708
01:24:13,508 --> 01:24:14,676
- Salad.
- Salad.

1709
01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:16,427
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!

1710
01:24:16,511 --> 01:24:18,012
Okay, stop what you're doing.

1711
01:24:18,096 --> 01:24:19,597
The police are already on their way.

1712
01:24:19,681 --> 01:24:22,392
It's over. You're going to jail, Rowan.

1713
01:24:22,475 --> 01:24:24,811
Well, in that case,

1714
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:27,021
bye.

1715
01:24:37,448 --> 01:24:38,449
That's a weird move.

1716
01:24:38,533 --> 01:24:39,784
He dead. That's a dead man.

1717
01:24:39,867 --> 01:24:41,911
See if you can shut that thing down.

1718
01:24:45,873 --> 01:24:47,625
- Come on!
- Holtz?

1719
01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:50,837
Holtz, are we good?

1720
01:24:51,713 --> 01:24:54,591
Well, he's not, but, yeah, we're okay.

1721
01:24:54,674 --> 01:24:56,759
Okay. Well, that's over.

1722
01:24:56,843 --> 01:24:59,304
Okay, we're down here! Down here!

1723
01:24:59,387 --> 01:25:01,097
You hate to see the smart ones go bad.

1724
01:25:02,056 --> 01:25:05,101
Man, it smells like burned bologna
and regrets down here.

1725
01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:07,645
Like, the dude that worked here,

1726
01:25:07,729 --> 01:25:10,607
he, like, dressed, like,
in a Captain Kirk-type outfit.

1727
01:25:10,690 --> 01:25:12,191
- What's up?
- He was, like, standing over here...

1728
01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:13,401
I don't know. It's strange.

1729
01:25:13,484 --> 01:25:16,279
You know, his technology's
not that different from ours.

1730
01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:19,490
It's basically, like, we're
both using the same science.

1731
01:25:19,574 --> 01:25:21,659
- That is strange.
- I think I know why.

1732
01:25:21,743 --> 01:25:25,663
Look what Mr. Cuckoo Pants
has been reading at the beach. No.

1733
01:25:25,747 --> 01:25:26,831
Oh, my God.

1734
01:25:26,914 --> 01:25:29,834
I told you that there would be
people out there that loved our work.

1735
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:32,629
Why am I so flattered that
that weird little sociopath bought our book?

1736
01:25:32,712 --> 01:25:37,008
Thank you for everything you did.
You saved us all.

1737
01:25:37,091 --> 01:25:38,593
The mayor thanks you, of course.

1738
01:25:38,676 --> 01:25:41,012
Privately, so don't tell anyone.

1739
01:25:41,095 --> 01:25:42,055
Can I walk you out?

1740
01:25:42,138 --> 01:25:44,265
Well, why don't you all go get some rest?

1741
01:25:44,349 --> 01:25:47,018
These gentlemen here
will get you out of here. Okay?

1742
01:25:47,101 --> 01:25:48,227
- Thank you. That's very nice.
- All right.

1743
01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:51,022
- Thanks for all you've done, ladies.
- Thank you very much.

1744
01:25:51,105 --> 01:25:54,525
I just have to say a couple things
to the press. You know how that goes.

1745
01:25:54,609 --> 01:25:56,736
So we just are gonna fake-arrest you now.

1746
01:25:56,819 --> 01:25:59,572
And we towed your car.
Real-tow, not fake-tow.

1747
01:25:59,656 --> 01:26:00,698
- Ms. Lynch!
- What's that?

1748
01:26:00,782 --> 01:26:02,617
- Ms. Lynch!
- What? Wait, why?

1749
01:26:03,618 --> 01:26:04,661
- Excuse me!
- Stop resisting.

1750
01:26:04,744 --> 01:26:06,871
I'm not. I'm walking with you.

1751
01:26:06,954 --> 01:26:09,332
- Is New York in trouble?
- Everything is fine.

1752
01:26:09,415 --> 01:26:15,838
It was just another publicity stunt
by these incredibly sad and lonely women.

1753
01:26:15,922 --> 01:26:18,549
It's like they read Eat, Pray, <i>Love</i>
and just ran with it.

1754
01:26:36,776 --> 01:26:38,903
Well, mission accomplished, ladies.

1755
01:26:38,986 --> 01:26:41,572
I say we get some drinks and celebrate.

1756
01:26:41,656 --> 01:26:43,574
How about it, Erin? It's my treat.

1757
01:26:43,658 --> 01:26:45,368
Excuse me. Excuse me.

1758
01:26:45,451 --> 01:26:47,036
A couple quick questions for my blog.

1759
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,416
First, how does it feel wasting
tax payer money and government resources

1760
01:26:51,499 --> 01:26:52,875
with your pranks?

1761
01:26:52,959 --> 01:26:55,962
Why don't you go back to
your mother's basement where you live?

1762
01:26:56,796 --> 01:26:58,840
Yeah, I plan to, after this.

1763
01:26:58,923 --> 01:27:01,050
Ms. Gilbert, I asked around your hometown.

1764
01:27:01,134 --> 01:27:02,802
I talked to somebody
you went to school with.

1765
01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:05,138
They said when you were a kid,
you made up a ghost.

1766
01:27:05,221 --> 01:27:08,850
So, tell me,
were you born a fraud, ghost girl?

1767
01:27:09,559 --> 01:27:10,601
Don't call me that!

1768
01:27:10,685 --> 01:27:12,186
Erin! Oh, my God!

1769
01:27:12,270 --> 01:27:13,896
Erin, he's too pasty to fight.

1770
01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:15,732
Erin, you're making us look bad right now.

1771
01:27:15,815 --> 01:27:17,817
Erin, come on, let it go.

1772
01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:19,986
They should put you back in therapy,
you freak.

1773
01:27:23,114 --> 01:27:24,115
<i>Damn!</i>

1774
01:27:27,994 --> 01:27:28,995
Hey.

1775
01:27:29,662 --> 01:27:31,706
Guess whose desk I just set on fire.

1776
01:27:31,789 --> 01:27:33,207
You'll never guess.

1777
01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:37,170
You may guess when you see
your desk later. Okay.

1778
01:27:37,253 --> 01:27:38,337
All right. Just read it. Just read it.

1779
01:27:38,421 --> 01:27:40,131
"Midtown movie theater owner claims

1780
01:27:40,214 --> 01:27:44,427
"Basset Hound
regularly attends matinees by himself."

1781
01:27:44,510 --> 01:27:46,220
- Look at his ears.
- Yes, I see.

1782
01:27:46,304 --> 01:27:47,305
I meant the one about me.

1783
01:27:48,222 --> 01:27:49,223
Yes.

1784
01:27:53,060 --> 01:27:54,061
It's devastating.

1785
01:27:54,979 --> 01:27:56,105
Look, you're on TV.

1786
01:27:56,189 --> 01:27:57,565
<i>We spoke to Dr. Harold Filmore,</i>

1787
01:27:57,648 --> 01:27:59,942
<i>Physics Department Chair
at Columbia University,</i>

1788
01:28:00,026 --> 01:28:01,444
<i>where Ms. Gilbert used to teach.</i>

1789
01:28:01,527 --> 01:28:02,487
No, no.

1790
01:28:02,570 --> 01:28:06,157
<i>It's unfortunate that we have
these former ties with Ms. Gilbert.</i>

1791
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:10,995
<i>Here at Columbia University,
we're about real science, discovering truth,</i>

1792
01:28:11,704 --> 01:28:13,956
<i>not lying for a sad moment of fame.</i>

1793
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:16,793
You know what?
They don't know what they're talking about.

1794
01:28:16,876 --> 01:28:20,087
<i>We also spoke with the Dean
of the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute.</i>

1795
01:28:20,171 --> 01:28:21,130
Oh, God.

1796
01:28:21,214 --> 01:28:25,218
<i>Ms. Gilbert's association with the
Kenneth P. Higgins Institute, albeit distant,</i>

1797
01:28:25,384 --> 01:28:27,136
<i>is a blight on this university.</i>

1798
01:28:27,220 --> 01:28:31,307
<i>But, good news,
I have an album dropping in two weeks.</i>

1799
01:28:31,390 --> 01:28:34,268
<i>It's called</i> I'mma <i>Be Me, and I wouldn't mind
playing you the title track.</i>

1800
01:28:36,813 --> 01:28:37,814
God.

1801
01:28:37,897 --> 01:28:39,315
Yo, Erin, shake that off.

1802
01:28:39,398 --> 01:28:40,650
You know how many lives you saved?

1803
01:28:40,733 --> 01:28:42,652
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we gotta get out there.

1804
01:28:42,735 --> 01:28:45,321
We gotta get something to eat.
We gotta find that Basset Hound.

1805
01:28:45,404 --> 01:28:46,823
I'll just see you guys tomorrow.

1806
01:28:47,073 --> 01:28:48,699
I gotta go. I'm sorry.

1807
01:28:48,783 --> 01:28:50,409
- Erin...
- I'm sorry!

1808
01:28:50,493 --> 01:28:52,578
So, Abby, I've been doing a lot of thinking,

1809
01:28:52,662 --> 01:28:56,123
and congratulations,
I've decided to become a Ghostbuster.

1810
01:28:56,207 --> 01:28:59,836
Oh, God. I don't have time to try to explain
why that's not going to happen.

1811
01:29:03,381 --> 01:29:05,508
I thought they would've
been happy about that.

1812
01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:52,763
Did you guys lose your keys?

1813
01:29:52,847 --> 01:29:56,684
What did I tell you? Pin it to your bra strap.
That's where mine is, and it...

1814
01:30:18,873 --> 01:30:21,459
Who's out there?
Holtzmann, I swear to God, I...

1815
01:30:44,607 --> 01:30:46,067
<i>Don't look so surprised.</i>

1816
01:30:47,193 --> 01:30:50,279
<i>You didn't think I was gone when
there's so much left to do, did you, Abby?</i>

1817
01:30:51,113 --> 01:30:52,990
<i>It's brilliant, really.</i>

1818
01:30:53,074 --> 01:30:58,287
<i>My devices energized spectral entities
on a nuclear, paramolecular level.</i>

1819
01:30:59,205 --> 01:31:00,456
<i>Sound familiar?</i>

1820
01:31:01,165 --> 01:31:03,000
<i>It's the reverse of your research.</i>

1821
01:31:03,542 --> 01:31:06,587
<i>Do it in the right place, with enough power,
and there goes the barrier.</i>

1822
01:31:06,921 --> 01:31:10,257
<i>And then the world shall bend to...</i>

1823
01:31:10,716 --> 01:31:14,804
<i>Okay. I apologize.
That looks nastier than I intended.</i>

1824
01:31:17,556 --> 01:31:18,557
<i>Enjoy, Abby'</i>

1825
01:31:34,448 --> 01:31:35,658
<i>Ghostbusters. What do you want?</i>

1826
01:31:36,242 --> 01:31:39,537
<i>Hello? Guys, it's me.
Are you there? Please pick up if you're there.</i>

1827
01:31:39,787 --> 01:31:40,830
Call me as soon as you get this.

1828
01:31:40,913 --> 01:31:44,417
I think when Rowan killed himself,
it was just the next step in his plan.

1829
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:46,836
<i>The mayor's itinerary has been set.</i>

1830
01:31:46,919 --> 01:31:51,090
<i>Mayor Bradley is meeting with the diplomats
at Lotus Leaf this very moment.</i>

1831
01:31:52,133 --> 01:31:53,467
Lotus Leaf.

1832
01:31:55,011 --> 01:31:59,348
Abby! We got you a sandwich
so you don't be picking off of ours, man.

1833
01:31:59,432 --> 01:32:02,309
You need some food.
Your moods have been real bad, yo.

1834
01:32:02,393 --> 01:32:03,602
Come on now.

1835
01:32:03,686 --> 01:32:06,063
Abby? You in there?

1836
01:32:08,941 --> 01:32:10,276
Everything okay?

1837
01:32:10,985 --> 01:32:13,362
<i>Abby, come and get your sandwich</i>

1838
01:32:13,446 --> 01:32:15,322
<i>Come and get your sandwich, please</i>

1839
01:32:15,948 --> 01:32:17,658
You want your little sandwich?

1840
01:32:18,701 --> 01:32:20,202
Abby...

1841
01:32:20,286 --> 01:32:21,620
Hello, Jillian.

1842
01:32:22,121 --> 01:32:23,205
Hello, Abby.

1843
01:32:24,206 --> 01:32:25,541
Are you okay?

1844
01:32:25,624 --> 01:32:27,001
I'm quite well.

1845
01:32:27,543 --> 01:32:28,878
That's good.

1846
01:32:39,638 --> 01:32:40,973
You found my pipe.

1847
01:32:41,057 --> 01:32:42,475
I got it at the dumpster yesterday.

1848
01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:45,561
I'm gonna use it to make a proton shotgun.

1849
01:32:45,644 --> 01:32:46,979
Pretty cool, right?

1850
01:32:47,063 --> 01:32:49,857
If it doesn't work,
we can just swing it around and break stuff,

1851
01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:51,525
so it's kind of a win-win.

1852
01:32:52,902 --> 01:32:54,195
- What?
- What are you doing?

1853
01:32:55,071 --> 01:32:56,155
Not my babies!

1854
01:32:57,198 --> 01:32:58,324
Hey!

1855
01:32:58,657 --> 01:32:59,992
- Wait a minute!
- No!

1856
01:33:00,076 --> 01:33:01,410
Man, are y'all playing?

1857
01:33:01,535 --> 01:33:04,205
'Cause this ain't funny, man. Yo! For real!

1858
01:33:04,288 --> 01:33:06,582
See, Abby, I told you
to have that sandwich, man.

1859
01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:08,125
Low blood sugar is serious!

1860
01:33:08,209 --> 01:33:09,710
- Hello, Patricia.
- What?

1861
01:33:15,216 --> 01:33:16,467
Abby!

1862
01:33:16,759 --> 01:33:17,843
What the...

1863
01:33:18,719 --> 01:33:19,845
Look at the view.

1864
01:33:21,764 --> 01:33:23,140
This is fun, right?

1865
01:33:24,350 --> 01:33:25,351
Good-bye.

1866
01:33:26,894 --> 01:33:28,521
I got you, baby! I got you!

1867
01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:44,286
- Oh, my God, help me.
- Hi, Patty.

1868
01:33:48,582 --> 01:33:50,292
Hell no! The Devil is a liar!

1869
01:33:52,545 --> 01:33:53,838
Hellion, begone!

1870
01:33:54,755 --> 01:33:56,090
Shit.

1871
01:33:56,632 --> 01:33:57,800
No!

1872
01:33:59,468 --> 01:34:01,720
Holtzy! Got you, Holtzy!

1873
01:34:03,347 --> 01:34:04,431
No!

1874
01:34:04,515 --> 01:34:06,725
Get out of my friend, ghost!

1875
01:34:12,022 --> 01:34:13,524
That's gonna leave a mark!

1876
01:34:13,607 --> 01:34:16,193
The power of Patty compels you!

1877
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:19,363
Is that you, Abby?

1878
01:34:19,446 --> 01:34:20,489
Where did he go?

1879
01:34:20,573 --> 01:34:21,907
Hey, guys, check it out!

1880
01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:23,159
Hey, listen.

1881
01:34:23,242 --> 01:34:25,995
I figured you're gonna need my help,
so I borrowed all this stuff.

1882
01:34:26,078 --> 01:34:28,914
If you could just chuck me down
my own proton pack, that'd be great.

1883
01:34:28,998 --> 01:34:30,499
- Kevin, come inside!
- Kevin.

1884
01:34:30,583 --> 01:34:31,667
- Come inside.
- I'm part of the team.

1885
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:32,918
I can help out. I'm not gonna get in your way.

1886
01:34:33,002 --> 01:34:34,211
- Come on, move!
- Move!

1887
01:34:34,295 --> 01:34:35,838
I was born to be a Ghostbuster, all right?

1888
01:34:35,921 --> 01:34:36,922
Nothing's gonna stop me!

1889
01:34:40,259 --> 01:34:41,677
- Man.
- Kevin!

1890
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,470
Come on, Rowan, get out of him!

1891
01:34:43,554 --> 01:34:45,181
Thanks for the upgrade.

1892
01:34:45,681 --> 01:34:47,099
Rowan, ya big bully!

1893
01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:50,019
Hope this guy knows
how to ride a motorcycle.

1894
01:34:50,102 --> 01:34:51,395
Rowan, not Kevin!

1895
01:34:52,354 --> 01:34:53,606
Yeah, he does.

1896
01:34:55,774 --> 01:34:57,276
That's so not good.

1897
01:35:04,116 --> 01:35:06,660
No, no. It's just a magic trick.
He didn't actually cut her in half.

1898
01:35:06,744 --> 01:35:09,121
- No, no. I was there. She was cut in half.
- There's two women.

1899
01:35:09,205 --> 01:35:10,789
- Yeah, I saw it.
-It's just a trick.

1900
01:35:11,498 --> 01:35:12,791
Mayor Bradley, it's me!

1901
01:35:13,626 --> 01:35:15,628
Who the shit is this?

1902
01:35:15,711 --> 01:35:17,421
It's me! It's Erin.

1903
01:35:17,504 --> 01:35:19,381
She thinks that's a sliding door.

1904
01:35:19,465 --> 01:35:20,633
It's Erin. Hi!

1905
01:35:20,716 --> 01:35:23,052
She thinks they're all doors. That's sad.

1906
01:35:23,135 --> 01:35:24,553
She's a scientist.

1907
01:35:24,637 --> 01:35:26,138
Mayor Bradley.

1908
01:35:26,889 --> 01:35:28,265
You have to evacuate the city!

1909
01:35:28,474 --> 01:35:29,433
Never say that word.

1910
01:35:29,516 --> 01:35:30,893
You have to shut down the power
to the whole city!

1911
01:35:30,976 --> 01:35:33,687
Don't you understand? He's using
the power to energize them!

1912
01:35:33,771 --> 01:35:36,065
You know what, as you can see,
the mayor is very busy.

1913
01:35:36,148 --> 01:35:37,316
No.

1914
01:35:37,399 --> 01:35:38,525
It's happening-

1915
01:35:38,984 --> 01:35:40,569
Can you hear it?

1916
01:35:42,488 --> 01:35:43,697
It's...

1917
01:35:46,825 --> 01:35:48,077
Okay, that's a dumpster.

1918
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:50,496
But the undead are still arriving.

1919
01:35:50,579 --> 01:35:51,914
Please, Mayor Bradley,
you have to believe me.

1920
01:35:51,997 --> 01:35:53,499
You're the only one
that can do something. Don't...

1921
01:35:53,582 --> 01:35:55,000
Please don't be like the mayor in Jaws.

1922
01:35:56,502 --> 01:35:58,921
Never compare me to the Jaws mayor. Never!

1923
01:35:59,004 --> 01:36:00,005
Please, you have to get everyone out.

1924
01:36:00,130 --> 01:36:01,173
You're endangering everyone in the city!

1925
01:36:01,257 --> 01:36:02,383
That took way too long.

1926
01:36:02,466 --> 01:36:03,509
What are you doing?

1927
01:36:03,592 --> 01:36:05,135
My... Get off of me!

1928
01:36:06,387 --> 01:36:08,097
Mayor Bradley, you have to listen to me!

1929
01:36:08,180 --> 01:36:11,058
Get out of the city! Get out of the city!

1930
01:36:11,141 --> 01:36:12,685
They're coming!

1931
01:36:12,768 --> 01:36:15,104
Don't you understand?
These ghosts kill people!

1932
01:36:24,154 --> 01:36:25,948
50 cents a T-shirt.

1933
01:36:26,031 --> 01:36:28,075
My plan is to wear a new one every day,

1934
01:36:28,158 --> 01:36:31,495
and then just throw 'em out
and then start over every month, yeah.

1935
01:36:32,496 --> 01:36:34,957
Hey. Man, nobody ordered
a Clark Kent strippergram.

1936
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:36,250
Clark Kent?

1937
01:36:37,042 --> 01:36:39,420
Because of the glasses
and the handsomeness?

1938
01:36:50,139 --> 01:36:52,516
I should have worked out more
when I was alive.

1939
01:37:03,152 --> 01:37:05,529
I definitely should have worked out more.

1940
01:37:40,731 --> 01:37:42,941
You have to get out of the city!

1941
01:37:43,942 --> 01:37:45,778
Please! Get out!

1942
01:37:47,863 --> 01:37:48,947
No.

1943
01:37:49,907 --> 01:37:51,283
It's happening-

1944
01:38:45,087 --> 01:38:47,339
City College must have just let out, huh?

1945
01:38:49,508 --> 01:38:50,509
Yankees suck!

1946
01:38:53,762 --> 01:38:55,347
What the hell am I doing in New York?

1947
01:38:56,723 --> 01:38:57,724
Let's do this!

1948
01:38:58,142 --> 01:38:59,143
Yeah.

1949
01:39:07,568 --> 01:39:09,403
Taxi! Taxi!

1950
01:39:12,364 --> 01:39:14,408
- Where you going?
- Chinatown.

1951
01:39:14,491 --> 01:39:16,827
Nah. That's, like,
one more block south than I want to go.

1952
01:39:16,910 --> 01:39:19,496
Sir, those are actual ghosts flying around!

1953
01:39:19,580 --> 01:39:21,957
They're Class 5 floating vapors.
Nothing to worry about.

1954
01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:24,251
No, no, no, it's important.
Don't you see what's happening?

1955
01:39:24,334 --> 01:39:25,461
Look, I don't go to Chinatown,

1956
01:39:25,544 --> 01:39:28,046
I don't drive wackos,
and I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

1957
01:39:28,130 --> 01:39:29,631
What? No, no, no, wait!

1958
01:39:30,132 --> 01:39:32,009
That's a double negative!

1959
01:39:32,301 --> 01:39:33,969
That means you are afraid of ghosts.

1960
01:39:34,887 --> 01:39:36,263
God, I got to get my gear.

1961
01:39:46,023 --> 01:39:47,649
Seem to have hit an impasse.

1962
01:39:47,733 --> 01:39:49,109
Yeah, I'd say so.

1963
01:39:52,321 --> 01:39:53,989
All right, let's clear a path.

1964
01:39:54,323 --> 01:39:56,325
You guys, this looks like my kitchen.

1965
01:40:09,838 --> 01:40:11,131
What the hell is that thing?

1966
01:40:16,887 --> 01:40:18,138
- Hey, hey!
- Wait!

1967
01:40:18,222 --> 01:40:19,556
Really?

1968
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:21,266
Did you leave the keys in the car?

1969
01:40:26,980 --> 01:40:29,024
My uncle is gonna be pissed.

1970
01:40:33,362 --> 01:40:34,947
- Okay, light him up!
- No, don't shoot.

1971
01:40:35,030 --> 01:40:37,032
The equipment on top of that
is basically a nuclear reactor.

1972
01:40:37,115 --> 01:40:39,368
- What?
- Okay, I vote we don't shoot at that.

1973
01:40:54,550 --> 01:40:56,718
Well, we just gave a ghost a nuke.

1974
01:40:56,802 --> 01:40:58,387
We should probably run.

1975
01:40:58,637 --> 01:40:59,638
Yep.

1976
01:41:00,597 --> 01:41:01,974
Go! Go! Moving out!

1977
01:41:23,287 --> 01:41:26,790
Yo, was Thanksgiving
like Halloween back in the 1920s?

1978
01:41:26,873 --> 01:41:29,042
'Cause that's a creepy-ass Macy's Parade.

1979
01:41:29,126 --> 01:41:33,422
I don't know. I've always kind of been
attracted to husky men in hats.

1980
01:41:35,340 --> 01:41:36,967
I just made eye contact.

1981
01:41:37,050 --> 01:41:38,677
- With the balloon?
- Yeah, straight down the barrel.

1982
01:41:42,681 --> 01:41:45,183
- Damn.
- I think we may look like chew toys to him.

1983
01:41:45,517 --> 01:41:47,311
All right, let's pop some balloons!

1984
01:42:14,671 --> 01:42:16,298
Lord, have mercy.

1985
01:42:16,381 --> 01:42:18,216
This is just wrong!

1986
01:42:18,592 --> 01:42:20,802
I can't move my hand.

1987
01:42:20,886 --> 01:42:22,971
I can't reach the trigger.

1988
01:42:23,805 --> 01:42:26,892
You guys, this is exactly
how I pictured my death.

1989
01:42:37,069 --> 01:42:38,236
Come on.

1990
01:42:39,321 --> 01:42:41,031
Proton guns are all well and good,

1991
01:42:41,114 --> 01:42:43,867
but sometimes you need the Swiss Army.

1992
01:42:45,285 --> 01:42:46,828
Welcome back!

1993
01:42:47,245 --> 01:42:49,081
- Am I shouting?
- Yeah.

1994
01:42:49,539 --> 01:42:52,167
I think the balloon popped my ear!

1995
01:42:52,250 --> 01:42:56,838
All right, let's go save this city
and get our terrible receptionist back.

1996
01:42:56,922 --> 01:42:58,924
We're not gonna find another one that pretty.

1997
01:43:13,397 --> 01:43:14,815
Who's the flying beefcake?

1998
01:43:17,442 --> 01:43:18,443
Hello.

1999
01:43:18,777 --> 01:43:23,073
Dear brave men and women
of the protection services industry,

2000
01:43:23,490 --> 01:43:26,284
I would like to see you dance.

2001
01:43:30,956 --> 01:43:31,957
Get it Off.

2002
01:43:32,040 --> 01:43:33,125
I can't. It won't work anymore.

2003
01:43:40,966 --> 01:43:42,884
I control all of you.

2004
01:43:55,480 --> 01:43:56,481
This is fun.

2005
01:44:02,821 --> 01:44:04,448
Women. Always late.

2006
01:44:05,949 --> 01:44:08,493
Probably couldn't decide
which dirty jumpsuit to wear.

2007
01:44:09,745 --> 01:44:12,414
Let's give 'em a proper New York welcome,
shall we?

2008
01:44:15,250 --> 01:44:18,003
Welcome to the glory days of New York City.

2009
01:44:18,086 --> 01:44:19,129
Have fun!

2010
01:44:32,642 --> 01:44:34,060
Never been good in a fight.

2011
01:44:34,603 --> 01:44:35,771
Well, good news.

2012
01:44:35,854 --> 01:44:37,689
Here's your chance to work on that.

2013
01:44:40,609 --> 01:44:42,444
Guys, you all have your sidearms.

2014
01:44:42,527 --> 01:44:44,154
I suggest you use them.

2015
01:44:44,237 --> 01:44:45,655
Okay, power up.

2016
01:45:05,133 --> 01:45:06,468
Holtzy, get down! Get down!

2017
01:45:12,599 --> 01:45:13,600
Slap shot!

2018
01:45:14,768 --> 01:45:15,769
Gotcha.

2019
01:45:19,272 --> 01:45:21,149
This isn't very Puritan behavior!

2020
01:45:25,070 --> 01:45:26,321
D'oh. Nuts!

2021
01:45:32,661 --> 01:45:33,912
I'm getting the hang of this!

2022
01:45:37,123 --> 01:45:38,124
Shoot

2023
01:45:38,208 --> 01:45:39,835
I lost my glasses!

2024
01:45:39,918 --> 01:45:42,212
Wait, wait, I got 'em! They're in my hand!

2025
01:45:42,295 --> 01:45:43,380
A little help!

2026
01:45:52,514 --> 01:45:53,640
Impressive.

2027
01:45:57,102 --> 01:45:58,895
Holtzy! I got you!

2028
01:46:00,313 --> 01:46:02,315
It's chipping time now, ghost.

2029
01:46:04,234 --> 01:46:06,611
And this is what you get for sitting on me!

2030
01:46:07,988 --> 01:46:09,030
Missed me!

2031
01:46:09,114 --> 01:46:10,198
Thanks, Patty.

2032
01:46:22,085 --> 01:46:23,211
Not you guys again!

2033
01:46:25,589 --> 01:46:27,215
Say hello to my little...

2034
01:46:29,926 --> 01:46:31,303
What the hell?

2035
01:46:36,474 --> 01:46:38,018
Forgot about my new toys.

2036
01:46:41,021 --> 01:46:42,147
Let's go.

2037
01:47:09,925 --> 01:47:12,218
You just got Holtzmanned, baby!

2038
01:47:12,719 --> 01:47:13,762
You know what?

2039
01:47:13,845 --> 01:47:16,264
I'm glad I didn't know
any of you when you were alive,

2040
01:47:16,348 --> 01:47:18,642
'cause I don't enjoy any of you,
especially you.

2041
01:47:18,725 --> 01:47:20,644
Okay. All right, Abby, let's reel it in tighter.

2042
01:47:20,727 --> 01:47:23,021
- I don't like you either!
- We got to save our energy.

2043
01:47:23,104 --> 01:47:24,606
Come on, let's go.

2044
01:47:26,608 --> 01:47:28,944
Oh, my God, you killed a Pilgrim.

2045
01:47:29,402 --> 01:47:30,737
It appears I did.

2046
01:47:39,162 --> 01:47:41,164
- This is weird.
-It sure is.

2047
01:47:41,289 --> 01:47:43,249
Hey, why y'all like this?

2048
01:47:43,500 --> 01:47:44,960
Something's up, man.

2049
01:47:47,712 --> 01:47:49,506
Yeah, great work, fellas.

2050
01:47:49,589 --> 01:47:51,216
Your country thanks you.

2051
01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:03,228
Well, that thing's having the time of its life.

2052
01:48:04,437 --> 01:48:05,480
Let's go.

2053
01:48:29,796 --> 01:48:30,839
God.

2054
01:48:32,298 --> 01:48:34,634
It feels like the slime is after me, personally.

2055
01:48:35,135 --> 01:48:36,386
That's all I'm saying.

2056
01:48:36,469 --> 01:48:37,804
This might be a crazy hunch,

2057
01:48:37,887 --> 01:48:40,223
but I think he's got that machine
up and running again.

2058
01:48:41,516 --> 01:48:42,642
Come on.

2059
01:48:48,481 --> 01:48:49,816
Damn, I missed.

2060
01:48:50,066 --> 01:48:50,984
Kevin!

2061
01:48:52,152 --> 01:48:53,945
Is that what this thing's name is?

2062
01:48:54,029 --> 01:48:59,200
Thought it'd be something more Australian
like "Jack-0" or "Dave-O" or "Rob-O."

2063
01:48:59,284 --> 01:49:01,786
I see there's five of you now.

2064
01:49:05,582 --> 01:49:06,875
Who are you?

2065
01:49:06,958 --> 01:49:08,543
I'm Frank.

2066
01:49:09,544 --> 01:49:11,421
I just came down to get some ice.

2067
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:13,381
Get out of here!

2068
01:49:13,757 --> 01:49:15,175
Get out of here!

2069
01:49:20,013 --> 01:49:23,558
I think we should've gave him a heads up
about what was going on out there, y'all.

2070
01:49:24,142 --> 01:49:26,269
It's been a very long day.
Why don't you take a seat?

2071
01:49:27,812 --> 01:49:28,813
Please, sit.

2072
01:49:28,897 --> 01:49:29,981
Don't mind if I do.

2073
01:49:33,485 --> 01:49:34,486
Okay.

2074
01:49:35,445 --> 01:49:37,238
I do appreciate the joke. It's a classic.

2075
01:49:37,322 --> 01:49:38,656
For fun.

2076
01:49:38,823 --> 01:49:41,451
I know you're getting real comfy
in your Kevin skin suit,

2077
01:49:41,534 --> 01:49:42,869
but it's time you hop out.

2078
01:49:43,328 --> 01:49:46,956
We like him,
despite his many, many frustrating quirks.

2079
01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:49,626
- He just started figuring out the phones!
- Yeah.

2080
01:49:50,502 --> 01:49:51,669
I don't know.

2081
01:49:53,171 --> 01:49:55,090
Is this a little too Peter Pan?

2082
01:49:56,007 --> 01:49:57,175
Anyway, I'll embrace it.

2083
01:50:00,512 --> 01:50:01,596
You know, to be honest with you,

2084
01:50:01,679 --> 01:50:03,890
this guy's making me feel
stupider by the second.

2085
01:50:04,057 --> 01:50:05,016
He's all yours.

2086
01:50:05,850 --> 01:50:06,976
- No!
- No, no, no!

2087
01:50:09,854 --> 01:50:11,648
Don't let Rowan get away!

2088
01:50:11,731 --> 01:50:13,608
I got his ass! Here I am.

2089
01:50:14,567 --> 01:50:17,862
Nobody hurts Kevin, man!
Nobody hurts Kevin!

2090
01:50:17,946 --> 01:50:20,865
<i>Come out, come out wherever you are</i>

2091
01:50:20,949 --> 01:50:21,991
Over here.

2092
01:50:24,077 --> 01:50:25,370
Those guns come with instructions?

2093
01:50:25,453 --> 01:50:28,706
Come on, Rowan! Come get your virginity
out of the lost-and-found!

2094
01:50:28,790 --> 01:50:30,583
- You shoot like girls.
-12 o'clock!

2095
01:50:38,466 --> 01:50:39,509
I think you broke it.

2096
01:50:39,592 --> 01:50:40,927
Look what you made me do!

2097
01:50:41,010 --> 01:50:42,637
It's ridiculous. Let's get Kevin.

2098
01:50:44,180 --> 01:50:45,974
I knew he was dumb as a box of rocks.

2099
01:50:46,057 --> 01:50:48,476
I didn't know he's as heavy as one.
What's he made out of?

2100
01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:50,436
Pure muscle. And baby-soft skin.

2101
01:50:51,688 --> 01:50:53,606
Come on, Rowan, show yourself!

2102
01:50:54,149 --> 01:50:56,025
What form would you prefer I take?

2103
01:50:56,109 --> 01:50:58,820
Maybe something stationary.
Like a bull's-eye.

2104
01:50:58,903 --> 01:51:00,572
Well, I'll tell you what I prefer.

2105
01:51:00,655 --> 01:51:03,992
I prefer something nice and cute,
like a friendly little ghost.

2106
01:51:05,493 --> 01:51:06,870
Is this what you want?

2107
01:51:06,953 --> 01:51:08,329
Something more familiar?

2108
01:51:08,663 --> 01:51:09,956
Ice cream.

2109
01:51:10,498 --> 01:51:12,250
Well, you know what,
I don't have no problem with that.

2110
01:51:12,333 --> 01:51:13,960
Thank you very much for being reasonable.

2111
01:51:14,043 --> 01:51:16,379
If this is what you want, it works for me.

2112
01:51:18,298 --> 01:51:20,466
God, he's really going for it.

2113
01:51:20,550 --> 01:51:22,719
Man, I said cute. Cute!

2114
01:51:22,802 --> 01:51:23,970
God.

2115
01:51:24,512 --> 01:51:27,098
No. No, no, no.

2116
01:51:27,182 --> 01:51:28,183
No.

2117
01:51:29,642 --> 01:51:31,144
Okay, this is not good.

2118
01:51:48,328 --> 01:51:50,830
Run! Run!

2119
01:52:22,362 --> 01:52:23,529
Come on!

2120
01:52:24,530 --> 01:52:25,698
Erin!

2121
01:52:32,372 --> 01:52:35,375
Okay. Homeboy is pretty much
not keeping up with what we agreed upon.

2122
01:52:38,461 --> 01:52:42,006
What part of "small and friendly"
did he not understand?

2123
01:52:48,471 --> 01:52:49,764
What do we do now?

2124
01:52:49,847 --> 01:52:52,767
We gotta go back there. We've got to
shoot directly in the portal with more power.

2125
01:52:52,850 --> 01:52:55,061
If we can do that, we might be able
to cause a reverse reaction.

2126
01:52:55,144 --> 01:52:56,521
We gotta cross the streams.

2127
01:52:56,604 --> 01:52:59,440
Wait, wait, wait. You mean that thing
you were talking about that's so powerful

2128
01:52:59,524 --> 01:53:01,276
that will make all of our atoms implode?

2129
01:53:01,359 --> 01:53:03,611
No, implode is the wrong word.
It'll be more violent than that.

2130
01:53:03,695 --> 01:53:06,030
We gotta cross 'em up,
and we've got an extremely good shot

2131
01:53:06,114 --> 01:53:09,701
at pulling all the ionized ecto-matter
back into the dimension of its origin.

2132
01:53:09,784 --> 01:53:11,911
So, on the plus side, we save the world.

2133
01:53:11,995 --> 01:53:16,207
And on the negative side, we experience the
most painful death conceivable of all time.

2134
01:53:16,416 --> 01:53:18,459
Yeah. It's hard to shine that penny, but yeah.

2135
01:53:18,751 --> 01:53:19,752
Okay.

2136
01:53:20,336 --> 01:53:21,337
Let's do it.

2137
01:53:21,421 --> 01:53:24,090
Attagirl. Okay, let's go. Go, go, go.

2138
01:53:39,856 --> 01:53:41,232
All right, fire 'em up.

2139
01:54:06,341 --> 01:54:07,342
The portal's too strong.

2140
01:54:07,425 --> 01:54:09,886
We still don't have enough power
to reverse it.

2141
01:54:15,141 --> 01:54:17,769
Yo, what about that nuclear thing
on top of the car?

2142
01:54:17,852 --> 01:54:20,855
If we can get those reactors
super-critical inside the vortex,

2143
01:54:20,938 --> 01:54:23,191
the beta radiation could 180 the polarity.

2144
01:54:23,274 --> 01:54:25,485
Causing a total protonic reversal.

2145
01:54:25,568 --> 01:54:27,695
It's gonna turn that portal
into a giant ghost trap.

2146
01:54:27,779 --> 01:54:29,447
You are a genius, Patty.

2147
01:54:29,697 --> 01:54:30,907
I'm a Ghostbuster.

2148
01:54:31,657 --> 01:54:33,576
All right, let's narrow his path.

2149
01:54:41,626 --> 01:54:43,086
Aim for the silver canisters.

2150
01:55:05,066 --> 01:55:06,192
It's working!

2151
01:55:18,246 --> 01:55:19,288
He's too strong.

2152
01:55:19,372 --> 01:55:21,791
We can't let the portal close
with him still here.

2153
01:55:21,874 --> 01:55:22,917
All right, ladies.

2154
01:55:23,751 --> 01:55:24,961
Let's loosen his grip.

2155
01:55:34,262 --> 01:55:35,638
Yo, that's where
you wanted us to shoot, right?

2156
01:55:35,721 --> 01:55:36,931
Yes.

2157
01:55:44,939 --> 01:55:46,065
Look out!

2158
01:55:47,525 --> 01:55:48,609
Abby!

2159
01:56:06,752 --> 01:56:08,045
The portal's closing!

2160
01:56:08,129 --> 01:56:10,631
- Abby, hang on! I'm coming!
- What is she doing?

2161
01:56:17,263 --> 01:56:18,306
Hang on, Abby!

2162
01:56:47,210 --> 01:56:48,503
Abby!

2163
01:56:57,887 --> 01:56:58,930
Erin.

2164
01:56:59,931 --> 01:57:01,474
I wasn't gonna leave you twice.

2165
01:57:01,807 --> 01:57:02,934
Yeah.

2166
01:57:05,686 --> 01:57:06,771
Hold on!

2167
01:57:10,233 --> 01:57:12,151
- Oh, my God.
- We got to get 'em out of there.

2168
01:57:12,235 --> 01:57:13,444
We got to get 'em out of there!

2169
01:57:38,928 --> 01:57:40,304
Shut up!

2170
01:57:40,888 --> 01:57:41,889
Yeah!

2171
01:57:42,682 --> 01:57:43,724
Hell yeah!

2172
01:57:45,851 --> 01:57:48,062
Yeah! Yeah!

2173
01:57:48,145 --> 01:57:49,981
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

2174
01:57:50,064 --> 01:57:51,065
Oh, my God!

2175
01:57:52,233 --> 01:57:53,401
Yeah! Yeah!

2176
01:57:54,443 --> 01:57:55,820
- What's "whoa"?
- Yes.

2177
01:57:55,903 --> 01:57:57,071
No!

2178
01:57:58,447 --> 01:57:59,574
My...

2179
01:58:00,533 --> 01:58:01,742
My gosh.

2180
01:58:04,245 --> 01:58:05,788
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

2181
01:58:05,871 --> 01:58:07,123
My QOshI

2182
01:58:08,332 --> 01:58:09,542
What year is it?

2183
01:58:09,625 --> 01:58:10,835
-It'$ 2040.
- What?

2184
01:58:10,918 --> 01:58:13,212
- Our president is a plant.
- Oh, my God!

2185
01:58:13,296 --> 01:58:14,880
I'm kidding. You were gone two seconds.

2186
01:58:14,964 --> 01:58:16,340
- We did it?
- Yeah.

2187
01:58:16,424 --> 01:58:18,259
- Yeah, you did it.
- Yep.

2188
01:58:18,342 --> 01:58:19,677
- We all did it.
- We all did it.

2189
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:21,429
- We all did it.
- That's right.

2190
01:58:21,512 --> 01:58:23,264
- We all did it.
- Well...

2191
01:58:24,307 --> 01:58:26,392
What did you do, Kevin?

2192
01:58:26,475 --> 01:58:27,685
I did a lot, actually.

2193
01:58:27,768 --> 01:58:29,604
I'll have you know that
I walked over to the power box,

2194
01:58:29,687 --> 01:58:30,855
pushed a bunch of buttons.

2195
01:58:30,938 --> 01:58:33,482
Everything got sucked into the portal,
then it closed up.

2196
01:58:33,566 --> 01:58:34,859
- Kev.
- That's...

2197
01:58:34,942 --> 01:58:37,111
Sweet, sweet Kev. The two are unrelated.

2198
01:58:38,446 --> 01:58:41,532
More important question.
When did you have time to get a sandwich?

2199
01:58:41,741 --> 01:58:43,951
When I was looking for you guys,
I looked in that deli over there.

2200
01:58:44,035 --> 01:58:47,663
When we were risking our lives,
trying to save New York City,

2201
01:58:47,747 --> 01:58:49,790
you stopped in to get a sandwich?

2202
01:58:49,874 --> 01:58:51,500
Quit splitting hairs, okay?

2203
01:58:51,584 --> 01:58:53,169
Potatoes, tomatoes. it doesn't matter.

2204
01:58:53,252 --> 01:58:55,004
Point is, the Ghostbusters...

2205
01:58:55,880 --> 01:58:57,214
Are back together again, okay?

2206
01:58:57,298 --> 01:58:58,424
And that's what friends are for.

2207
01:59:00,593 --> 01:59:02,470
- Just glad you okay, man.
- Kevin!

2208
01:59:02,553 --> 01:59:04,263
Yes. Hold my hand longer.

2209
01:59:04,347 --> 01:59:05,931
Okay. Okay. Okay.

2210
01:59:06,015 --> 01:59:08,392
I love the hair, by the way.
Makes you look a lot older.

2211
01:59:08,476 --> 01:59:09,560
You know what?

2212
01:59:11,562 --> 01:59:12,855
A little help, please?

2213
01:59:16,317 --> 01:59:17,318
Really?

2214
01:59:19,987 --> 01:59:21,656
Can I have the beverage, please?

2215
01:59:21,739 --> 01:59:22,740
Don't.

2216
01:59:26,202 --> 01:59:27,411
And a muffin, thanks.

2217
01:59:28,245 --> 01:59:29,246
Oh, my God.

2218
01:59:30,081 --> 01:59:31,499
Are you a wizard?

2219
01:59:31,791 --> 01:59:33,292
<i>In the aftermath of the events,</i>

2220
01:59:33,376 --> 01:59:35,002
<i>authorities are still trying to understand</i>

2221
01:59:35,086 --> 01:59:37,922
<i>what happened in Times Square
and throughout the city.</i>

2222
01:59:38,005 --> 01:59:40,257
<i>I saw Pilgrims. Ghost Pilgrims.</i>

2223
01:59:40,508 --> 01:59:44,220
<i>So you're honestly gonna stand here
and tell me that we didn't all see ghosts,</i>

2224
01:59:44,303 --> 01:59:45,971
<i>that what actually happened</i>

2225
01:59:46,055 --> 01:59:48,766
<i>was that terrorists drugged all of the water
with hallucinogens.</i>

2226
01:59:48,849 --> 01:59:49,934
<i>Yes. Yes.</i>

2227
01:59:50,017 --> 01:59:51,310
<i>Wait, what?</i>

2228
01:59:51,394 --> 01:59:53,062
<i>- Baba Booey!
-|... I...</i>

2229
01:59:53,312 --> 01:59:56,649
<i>...with the government trying to claim
the event wasn't supernatural,</i>

2230
01:59:56,732 --> 01:59:59,985
<i>despite so many eyewitness accounts
to the contrary.</i>

2231
02:00:00,069 --> 02:00:01,278
<i>The big question is,</i>

2232
02:00:01,362 --> 02:00:05,032
<i>was it the four women
who refer to themselves as Ghostbusters</i>

2233
02:00:05,116 --> 02:00:06,951
<i>who actually thwarted the attack?</i>

2234
02:00:07,034 --> 02:00:07,993
<i>We may never know.</i>

2235
02:00:08,077 --> 02:00:10,037
Well, now I know how Batman feels.

2236
02:00:11,872 --> 02:00:13,916
You know what?
You don't have to keep fiddling with it.

2237
02:00:13,999 --> 02:00:16,711
I think it looks nice. Right?

2238
02:00:16,877 --> 02:00:18,462
I'd talk to you at an AA meeting.

2239
02:00:19,463 --> 02:00:20,464
It's my fault, anyway.

2240
02:00:20,548 --> 02:00:22,216
The box said the color was called Garfield.

2241
02:00:23,718 --> 02:00:26,178
It wasn't even the cat. It was the president.

2242
02:00:27,304 --> 02:00:29,515
It was part of
the Dead Presidents Color Collection.

2243
02:00:29,598 --> 02:00:31,267
You stay away from Taft.

2244
02:00:31,350 --> 02:00:34,228
That's my mother's color.
I don't want to see that on anyone's head.

2245
02:00:34,311 --> 02:00:36,480
Mine was "Woman with a Secret."

2246
02:00:37,314 --> 02:00:39,066
And she was kind of going...

2247
02:00:39,150 --> 02:00:40,985
And she appeared to be in a canoe.

2248
02:00:41,068 --> 02:00:43,070
You know what, I want to make a toast.

2249
02:00:45,489 --> 02:00:46,949
- Here we go.
- Here we go.

2250
02:00:47,825 --> 02:00:51,579
Physics is the study of
the movement of bodies in space,

2251
02:00:51,662 --> 02:00:54,957
and it can unlock the mysteries
of the universe.

2252
02:00:55,040 --> 02:00:59,670
But it cannot answer the essential question
of what is our purpose here.

2253
02:00:59,754 --> 02:01:03,132
And, to me, the purpose of life is to love.

2254
02:01:03,215 --> 02:01:06,761
And to love is what you have shown me.

2255
02:01:06,844 --> 02:01:09,764
I didn't think that I would
ever really have a friend until I met Abby,

2256
02:01:09,847 --> 02:01:12,141
and then I feel like I have a family of my own.

2257
02:01:12,224 --> 02:01:13,684
And I love you. Thank you.

2258
02:01:14,351 --> 02:01:15,311
Thank you.

2259
02:01:15,853 --> 02:01:17,146
I mean, that was like a real thing right there.

2260
02:01:17,229 --> 02:01:19,023
- Yeah, that was...
- That was, like, so real.

2261
02:01:19,106 --> 02:01:20,900
I'm so sorry I'm late.

2262
02:01:22,526 --> 02:01:25,446
We want to thank you for your discretion.

2263
02:01:25,529 --> 02:01:28,157
It's not working at all, but thank you.

2264
02:01:28,240 --> 02:01:32,244
Actually, we'd like you to continue
to study this subject,

2265
02:01:32,328 --> 02:01:33,871
fully funded.

2266
02:01:33,954 --> 02:01:37,082
You know, we need to be better prepared,
just in case.

2267
02:01:37,166 --> 02:01:38,793
- Yeah. Yes, that's smart.
- Yes.

2268
02:01:38,876 --> 02:01:40,836
Whatever you need, going forward.

2269
02:01:40,920 --> 02:01:42,129
Anything at all.

2270
02:01:43,297 --> 02:01:44,423
Anything?

2271
02:01:45,549 --> 02:01:46,634
Anything.

2272
02:01:46,717 --> 02:01:47,760
Hell yeah!

2273
02:01:49,553 --> 02:01:50,596
Second floor is mine.

2274
02:01:50,679 --> 02:01:52,515
You can't claim a whole floor.

2275
02:01:52,598 --> 02:01:53,641
- I just did.
- You can't...

2276
02:01:53,724 --> 02:01:55,434
You can't do that, Holtzy!

2277
02:01:55,768 --> 02:01:57,394
Not bad, ghost girl.

2278
02:01:57,478 --> 02:01:59,563
Thank you, and I proudly take that title.

2279
02:02:04,109 --> 02:02:05,861
- Is that...
- Patty's uncle.

2280
02:02:10,199 --> 02:02:11,367
<i>Um').!</i>

2281
02:02:12,159 --> 02:02:13,202
Where is it?

2282
02:02:13,702 --> 02:02:15,538
What are you talking about?
I told you what happened.

2283
02:02:15,621 --> 02:02:16,872
Where's the car?

2284
02:02:16,956 --> 02:02:19,333
- It's on the other side.
- In Jersey?

2285
02:02:19,416 --> 02:02:21,001
No, in the portal.

2286
02:02:22,044 --> 02:02:24,672
You know what? We should probably
let them just work this out.

2287
02:02:24,755 --> 02:02:25,714
- Excuse me.
- Patty,

2288
02:02:25,798 --> 02:02:27,675
I got four funerals this weekend.

2289
02:02:27,758 --> 02:02:29,468
I can't do them with just one hearse.

2290
02:02:29,552 --> 02:02:31,095
Maybe you could do two at a time.

2291
02:02:31,178 --> 02:02:32,680
We're not stacking 'em like flapjacks!

2292
02:02:45,109 --> 02:02:46,861
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

2293
02:02:46,944 --> 02:02:48,237
I know what you did.

2294
02:02:48,487 --> 02:02:49,655
What?

2295
02:02:49,738 --> 02:02:52,408
Bennie, don't get weird on me, okay?

2296
02:02:53,742 --> 02:02:54,952
What is...

2297
02:02:55,411 --> 02:02:56,996
Yeah!

2298
02:02:57,079 --> 02:03:01,375
I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio
of wontons to broth.

2299
02:03:01,458 --> 02:03:02,960
This is absolute madness.

2300
02:03:03,127 --> 02:03:05,713
Come on, girl.
You deserve every wonton in the world.

2301
02:03:05,796 --> 02:03:07,882
Don't let any man tell you otherwise.

2302
02:03:07,965 --> 02:03:08,966
- Okay, you can go.
- All right.

2303
02:03:09,049 --> 02:03:10,301
- We still good for brunch?
- Nope.

2304
02:03:10,384 --> 02:03:11,385
Just go.

2305
02:03:26,859 --> 02:03:29,904
Ghostbusters. Please give
a detailed description of your apparition.

2306
02:03:30,863 --> 02:03:32,406
Well, that sounds like

2307
02:03:32,489 --> 02:03:36,785
an illusional meta-physious, spectro-mian.

2308
02:03:38,037 --> 02:03:39,663
I'm talking like you guys.

2309
02:03:39,747 --> 02:03:41,081
- Way to go, Kev.
- Yeah.

2310
02:03:41,165 --> 02:03:43,334
Well, that sounds very scary.

2311
02:03:43,417 --> 02:03:46,712
It's probably 'cause you got
a lot of bad karma from your previous life.

2312
02:03:48,672 --> 02:03:49,924
I hate coffee.

2313
02:03:50,007 --> 02:03:51,884
I'm just gonna disconnect his phone.

2314
02:03:51,967 --> 02:03:53,218
- He won't notice.
- No.

2315
02:04:09,276 --> 02:04:10,945
How's it going over here?

2316
02:04:11,946 --> 02:04:12,947
Good. Really good.

2317
02:04:13,030 --> 02:04:16,158
I'm working on some kind of next-level stuff.

2318
02:04:16,241 --> 02:04:17,451
Case in point.

2319
02:04:22,790 --> 02:04:23,791
What is this for?

2320
02:04:23,874 --> 02:04:26,961
It catches ghosts
and it transports them somewhere else.

2321
02:04:27,044 --> 02:04:28,379
I don't know where,

2322
02:04:28,462 --> 02:04:30,965
but I have a feeling it's Michigan.

2323
02:04:32,466 --> 02:04:34,051
Sorry, Lansing.

2324
02:04:45,771 --> 02:04:47,648
Hey, how's this containment unit?

2325
02:04:47,731 --> 02:04:49,108
You got that up and going?

2326
02:04:49,191 --> 02:04:51,402
That? That's going real smooth.

2327
02:04:52,069 --> 02:04:56,198
I just would say don't be in a room with it
for more than an hour at a time,

2328
02:04:56,281 --> 02:04:59,618
because I'm thinking a lot of hair loss.

2329
02:04:59,702 --> 02:05:02,287
Well, that might be
something we want to work on.

2330
02:05:03,414 --> 02:05:05,958
Hi. Hello. Sorry, I didn't know
anyone else was here.

2331
02:05:06,041 --> 02:05:07,543
What a ding-a-ling. I forgot to introduce.

2332
02:05:07,626 --> 02:05:09,962
This is my mentor, Dr. Rebecca Gorin.

2333
02:05:10,546 --> 02:05:12,339
This is reckless, Jillian.

2334
02:05:12,589 --> 02:05:14,091
All someone has to do is sneeze too hard

2335
02:05:14,174 --> 02:05:16,510
and everyone in this building
is going to disintegrate.

2336
02:05:16,760 --> 02:05:19,013
It's completely unstable.

2337
02:05:19,096 --> 02:05:20,681
Do we need this safety light?

2338
02:05:20,764 --> 02:05:22,725
Safety lights are for dudes.

2339
02:05:22,891 --> 02:05:24,935
Safety lights are for dudes.

2340
02:05:27,438 --> 02:05:28,480
I hate doing that.

2341
02:05:29,356 --> 02:05:32,276
Hey, y'all need to come check this out.
Come up to the roof.

2342
02:05:42,578 --> 02:05:43,871
Is that for us?

2343
02:05:44,538 --> 02:05:47,124
I guess some people
actually do know what we did.

2344
02:05:48,208 --> 02:05:49,960
Well, that's not terrible.

2345
02:05:50,502 --> 02:05:51,962
No, it's not.

2346
02:05:52,046 --> 02:05:53,505
It's not terrible at all.

2347
02:13:11,193 --> 02:13:12,944
I call it the nutcracker.

2348
02:13:13,487 --> 02:13:14,946
'Cause it crushes the ghost.

2349
02:13:15,030 --> 02:13:16,364
No, it's for walnuts.

2350
02:13:19,326 --> 02:13:20,535
Smart.

2351
02:13:25,707 --> 02:13:27,876
What is it? Did you get something?

2352
02:13:27,959 --> 02:13:30,587
Yeah. I heard something really weird.

2353
02:13:32,547 --> 02:13:33,882
What's "Zuul"?