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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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So, the Aldridge Mansion is the only
19th century home in New York City

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preserved both inside and out.

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At the time of its construction,

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it was one of the most
elegant homes in existence.

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Um, interesting fact.
This grandfather clock was on the Titanic

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and was saved by Sir Aldridge.

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A Romanian woman and her child were
forced to leave the lifeboat to make room.

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Uh, over here,

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you can imagine Sir Aldridge
entertaining his wealthy guests.

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It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum
first had the idea to enslave elephants.

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And if you'll follow me...

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Now, I'm gonna tell you
something a little spooky.

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On the morning of October 25th, 1894,
Sir Aldridge awoke, furious,

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when his breakfast was not waiting for him.

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So he called to his servants,
but none of them responded.

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Why?

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Because, during the night, one by one,

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they had each been stabbed to death
in their sleep.

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It was later discovered

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they were murdered by his eldest daughter,

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Gertrude Aldridge.

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Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary,

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"I know God makes no mistakes,

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"but I believe he may have been drunk
when he built Gertrude's personality."

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Now, to spare the family public humiliation,

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instead of turning her in to the police,

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they locked her in this basement.

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And they fed her...

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(RATTLES)

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...through this slot.

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Years later, when a new owner moved in,

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they dug out her remains.

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But, after repeatedly hearing strange sounds,

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he sealed it shut.

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That's right.
No one has opened this door since then.

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(CANDLESTICK CLATTERS)

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Okay.

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Follow me.

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Maybe steer clear of the door.

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(CRACKLING)

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(SIGHS)

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-(SIGHS)
-(CREAKING)

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(CREAKING CONTINUES)

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-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-(DOOR RATTLING)

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-(SIZZLING)
-(GARRET GASPS)

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(GARRET EXCLAIMS)

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(WHIMPERING)

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Sorry, Sir Aldridge. I got to get out of here!

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(WOMAN SCREAMING)

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(FLOOR CRACKLING)

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Oh, Garret, you idiot.

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(SIGHS) No.

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No.

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(GASPING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SOBBING)

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No!No!No!

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No! No!

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No!

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(GHOSTBUSTERS
BY RAY PARKER JR. PLAYING)

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ERIN: Daniel. Teresa.

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Dr. Roberts. Robert, hello.

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- Erin, sweetheart. Hi.
- Hello, Phil.

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- Good morning, Jack.
- Hi.

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- Did you hear the news?
- Tell me.

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I'm lecturing in the big hall today.

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- Darling, that's wonderful.
- I know.

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- This is what you're wearing?
- What?

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I have someone I want you to meet.

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Phyllis, I would like to introduce Erin Gilbert.

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She specializes in
theoretical particle physics.

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I'm a huge fan.

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This is such an honor to meet you.

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Phyllis is guest lecturing
in Daniels' astrophysics and cosmology.

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ERIN: Wow.

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Erin just learned she's being published.

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Yes, well, I'm very proud.

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I don't allow my lab
to submit to journals anymore.

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I think journals tamper with the process
and ultimately hurt scientific research.

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Yeah. It's like when scientists get caught up,
you know, in those dumb awards.

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- You know...
- Oh, awards are massively important.

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Yes, no, I was saying
it'd be dumb not to go after awards,

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'cause that's where science really shines.

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It's, unfortunately, the only way
to draw attention to good science.

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- Excellent point.
- Mmm-hmm.

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All right. I should be going.

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Hey, Simon.

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Well, I'm going to lecture right now

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in the big hall.

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It's good that it's big, too, 'cause I've got
a lot of big ideas I'm going to be spreading.

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Hey, good luck on your tenure review.
Make me proud.

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Fingers crossed.

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Not that crossing your fingers
means anything, 'cause it doesn't.

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Oh, I couldn't disagree more.

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It's been proven that superstitions
can have tremendous performance benefits.

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Exactly. I'm wrong about everything.
(CHUCKLES)

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All right. Well, I'm gonna try to get out
of here without stepping on these cracks.

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I don't want my mom calling me, like...
(GROANS)

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Oh, see, when they change direction,
you've got to... (GRUNTS)

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So, you know her?

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Oh! Ding dong. (LAUGHS)

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Yeah.

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Sean, that is an excellent question.

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As you can see from my calculations,

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we will soon be able to combine
general relativity and quantum theory.

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(SIGHS) Teaching in the big hall. Big day.

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(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)

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(SIGHS)

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Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!

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Big hall! (GASPS)

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Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak to you
about something you wrote.

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Um...

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I'm sorry. Uh, yes. What, um...

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What publication?

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I'm talking about your book.

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Mmm...

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Book. Um...

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I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
my class will be here any minute.

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You're Erin Gilbert, right?

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<i>Co-author of Ghosts from Our Past:</i>

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<i>Both Literally and Figuratively:
The Study of the Paranormal?</i>

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I think you're looking for
a different Erin Gilbert.

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One that likes very long titles.

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Okay. But this really does look like you.

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What? No.

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Yeah, that's me.

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Look, it was a very long time ago,

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and it was just a gag
between a couple of friends.

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I'm sorry.

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A 460-page gag?

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The first sentence is, "This is not a joke."

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(SIGHS) What do you want?

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Well, I'm Ed Mulgrave.

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I'm the historian at the Aldridge Mansion,
and I believe it's haunted.

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If you could just come take a look.

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I tried the police, but I just sound crazy.

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I'm sorry.
That book you're holding is utter nonsense.

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I don't even know how you got that.
I thought I burned both copies.

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It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.

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- What?
-It's on Books on Tape, too.

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Only, I know how to read.

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Is it now?

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No!

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- No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna kill you, Abby.
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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- Oh.
- Erin.

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Hi! Oh, Dr. Filmore. Hello, hi.

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We're set for the final review
of your tenure case on Thursday.

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Great.

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But I saw that you had
a recommendation letter

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from Dr. Branum at Princeton.

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- Uh...
- Their science department

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is really not what it used to be.

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And I would consider getting a referral
from a more prestigious college.

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More prestigious than Princeton?

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(CLICKS TONGUE) Yes.

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Um, hmm.

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You see, I think you're an asset
to modern physics,

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but I would hate to see you
throw it down the drain.

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No. No, no, no, sir.
I won't throw it down the drain.

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And I will get on that letter.

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Yes. Princeton. More like Prince-tons
of dummies go there. (LAUGHS)

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About your clothes...

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Yes? Did you...

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Uh...

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Too sexy for academia?

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Never mind.

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No, no, no. What is it?

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- DR. FILMORE: Never mind!
- I don't...

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Abby. You promised you wouldn't do this.

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"Abigail continues her passion
for the study of the paranormal

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"at the Kenneth P. Higgins
Institute of Science."

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(PEOPLE GRUNTING)

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STUDENT: Come on, F7!

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Are you kidding me?

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(STUDENT CONTINUES MUTTERING,
BANGING ON VENDING MACHINE)

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Hello?

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ABBY: I've been waiting a long time.

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Has been a while, hasn't it?

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Hope you brought me more than one wonton.

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Excuse me? Oh.

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(HELMET WHIRRING QUIETLY)

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Huh.

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Well, well, well.

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Erin.

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Abby.

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Bennie.

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Yes, I know who you are, Bennie. Can I just...

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Can I have my lunch
that I've been waiting an hour for?

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You know they make
smaller headphones now, right?

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ABBY: It's an advance in science.

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Thank you for asking.

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Probably the future you're looking at.

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Here you go.

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Why don't you show Miss Gilbert to the door.

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Oh, it's just the same door we came in from.

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- Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative.
-It's really not that hard.

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- No, I'm okay.
- ABBY: Don't.

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- I tried.
- Poorly.

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You put our book online
without my permission.

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I don't need your permission.

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Of course you need my permission.
I wrote that book with you.

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My name is on it.

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No. Absolutely not.

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That book is a whole new
revenue stream for me.

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And I'm, like, one-tenth away from
getting a new mini fridge in here.

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Look, I am up for tenure right now.

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Ooh, "I'm up for tenure."
(MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)

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And if my colleagues at Columbia University
Google my name,

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that is the first thing that comes up.

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Along with a ghost emoji now,
thank you very much,

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-that does a little dance.
- You know what?

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That book was our baby.

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And you abandoned that baby
before it even learned to fly!

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Okay, well, books can't fly.
And neither can babies, so...

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You don't know. I'll tell you what.

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If I had a human baby that could fly,
I wouldn't be telling the press about it.

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If I had a flying baby,
I'd zip this, and so would you.

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There is no experimental backing
for anything in that book.

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And it makes me look like a crazy person.

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- God! Are you kidding me?
- What?

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I got one wonton!

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I got a tub of soup,
and I got one split wonton.

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Look at that, just floating there.

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I'm sorry you're having
a soup crisis right now.

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There's not even any meat in there.
That's just a carrot.

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- Abby, please.
-(PHONE BEEPS)

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- Yes.
- Abby!

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I got one wonton!

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What do I have to do?

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I will take my top off for Bennie
if it gets me three more wontons.

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I swear to God.

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You carry a lot of tension in your shoulders.

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I'm sorry, hello? Who are you?

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Holtzmann. Virgo.

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Avid skier. Gluten-full.

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And 100% jazzed to meet you.

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Don't get too close to her, Holtzmann.

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She'll ask you to write a book,
and then she'll squash your dreams.

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Okay.

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ABBY: Holtzmann works
with me here in the lab.

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She's a brilliant engineer and very loyal.

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She would not abandon you.

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I get it.

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She also happens to specialize
in experimental particle physics.

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- Oh.
- She was almost hired by CERN.

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That's very impressive.

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Uh, what happened?

250
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,780
- There was a lab incident.
- But he's gonna wake up.

251
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,741
- HOLTZMANN: He woke up yesterday.
- Great.

252
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,826
Then he screamed
and went back into a coma.

253
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,828
Well, I bet all that screaming
tuckered him out.

254
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,456
Um, can we get back
to our discussion please?

255
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:54,168
Oh, gosh, it sounds like a great time,
but I'm gonna have to say no

256
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,337
because Holtzmann and I are really busy here

257
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,757
actualizing what we just
theorized about in our book.

258
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,883
- Really?
- Yeah.

259
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:04,470
We're incredibly close on the hollow laser
for the reverse tractor beam.

260
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,804
Really close.

261
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,348
You're making a reverse tractor beam?

262
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:10,351
Abby, why don't you let her listen to the EVP.

263
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,478
-(STUTTERS) What EVP?
- No. Not... There's no EVP.

264
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,064
- EVP is electro...
- Electro voice phenomenon.

265
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,774
I'm familiar. I know what it means.

266
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,360
And there's never been one substantiated.

267
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,320
Oh, there hasn't? There hasn't been one...

268
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,821
You know what? You come with me.

269
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,032
With a suit on and you get so cocky.

270
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,953
A few months ago,
we spent eight nights at the Chelsea Hotel.

271
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,205
We didn't get anything.

272
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,207
Well, we didn't think so.

273
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:37,127
And then later, in the lab,
when we were reviewing these tapes...

274
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:38,796
(STATIC WHINING)

275
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:39,922
(CRACKLING)

276
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,177
-(FART PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)
-(GASPS)

277
00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:46,804
(ABBY MOANING SPOOKILY)

278
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:49,890
- Wow, you really got me.
- ABBY: You know what?

279
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,392
Usually we can't even get people over here.

280
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,352
- But we have never...
- She came right over to it.

281
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,230
Never had anybody actually
put their face down close to the machine.

282
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:59,233
It's a cool joke. That was funny.
It's disgusting.

283
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,735
Is it more or less disgusting
if I tell you it came from the front?

284
00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:05,114
- Oh, you didn't... Oh.
- I can do it live if you want.

285
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,990
What's next? You gonna give me a wedgie?

286
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:11,495
No. I think both of us pretty much feel
you have enough stuck up your butt.

287
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:12,913
Burn!

288
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:13,997
(BOTH LAUGHING)

289
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,792
Okay, you know what, I thought
we could have an adult conversation,

290
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,627
but apparently we can't.

291
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,046
Erin, if you don't believe
in this stuff anymore,

292
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,090
then why were you looking for the book?

293
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:27,219
A man came to see me at my work
saying his building was haunted.

294
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,762
What building?

295
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,431
The Aldridge Mansion.

296
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,641
It's obviously a joke.

297
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,311
What are you doing?

298
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,438
Uh!

299
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:38,605
See, this is, this is exactly...

300
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,566
- You want to go find some ghosts?
- Yes.

301
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,027
BOTH: Break!

302
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,112
Ooh!

303
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,198
- Wait, you're going?
- HOLTZMANN: I got the pack.

304
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,826
Abby! Please, Abby. The book.

305
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,744
Come on. Let's go!

306
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,121
I'm not going with you guys.

307
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,789
Oh, no. Are you kidding?

308
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,291
You were never invited!

309
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,668
I need you out of the lab,
so I can look the door.

310
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,129
Oh. Well, you said "let's," so...

311
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,589
- Oh, my God. Just pull the...
- We're wasting time.

312
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,132
Just close the door behind you, it'll lock!

313
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,508
Abby, wait!

314
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,552
HEY! Taxi!

315
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,471
- Hey! Hey!
- ERIN: Abby.

316
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,055
Abby, come on.

317
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,141
Please, Abby, just
take the book down. Please.

318
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:15,934
All right, all right,

319
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,229
but you have to introduce us
to this guy at the Aldridge Mansion.

320
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:20,522
Yes, he would love to meet you.

321
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,816
Then I will consider, maybe,

322
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,944
taking the book down
until you get your stupid tenure

323
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,404
at your stupider college.

324
00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:29,740
Absolutely. Yes, I will. Yes, of course!

325
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:35,370
HOLTZMANNI You got it?

326
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,208
GARRET: Excuse me! Excuse me!

327
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,709
We're not open.

328
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,544
- Can I help you?
- Yes. Hi.

329
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:43,962
We're looking for Ed Mulgrave.

330
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,715
- I wanted to introduce these people to him.
- ABBY: Hi there.

331
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,509
He came to see me this morning.

332
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,511
- Ed Mulgrave?
- Yes.

333
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,180
But Ed Mulgrave died 15 years ago.

334
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,057
- Yes! That's awesome!
- What?

335
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,683
Dead for 15 years!

336
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,977
Ed's a ghost! Ha! Knew it!

337
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,604
I just saw him today... Oh.

338
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,606
He's...

339
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,191
So, who is this?

340
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,401
That's Ed's son. Ed Junior.

341
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,195
Okay. That's obviously who I meant. That's...

342
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,783
Hi, Junior. lfl may, uh, when is the last time
the paranormal entity was actually seen?

343
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,828
And if you were to rank it, let's say between
probably a T1 and T5...

344
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:20,040
Garret here saw it on Tuesday,
and I believe it made him soil himself.

345
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,209
- Jesus.
- ABBY: Wow. Soiling.

346
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,044
I'd put that at a T3.

347
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:25,629
T4, if it was poop.

348
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,172
- What?
- Unless you ate something weird.

349
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,423
Then it wasn't the ghost.

350
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,634
Kinda hard to suss that out
after the fact though.

351
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,969
I didn't soil myself.

352
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,846
He did. He called me sobbing, saying,
"Oh, my God, my pants are toast."

353
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,349
Did you happen to keep
a sample of the soiling?

354
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,475
A sample?

355
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,477
- Okay. All right.
- I'd love to get that back to the lab.

356
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:43,272
Well, uh, so I have
made the introduction.

357
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,815
- Yeah, thank you.
- There you go.

358
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,733
All right, well, how 'bout
you take us across the street.

359
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:49,319
I got to get in there, set up.
Let's go on a tour.

360
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,487
Uh...

361
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:51,989
You're gonna die in there.

362
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,241
Aldridge Mansion. Take one.

363
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,118
And we are rolling.

364
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,161
Checking the settings. We look good.

365
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,205
What is that?

366
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:03,041
Looks like one of those things
that makes cotton candy.

367
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,002
It's a PKE meter.

368
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,880
There's a ghost anywhere around here,
this baby's gonna find it.

369
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,340
Does it work?

370
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,676
(SCOFFS) Uh, yeah, it works.

371
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,430
I just haven't had the appropriate proximity
to an entity for it to work.

372
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,015
Strange reading here.

373
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,102
Ma'am, can you tell us where you got
the world's tiniest bow tie?

374
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,354
ERIN: Uh, it came With the shirt.

375
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,067
Okay, somebody really doesn't
want us getting in that door.

376
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,528
Can you tell us what it's like
to walk around in those shoes all day?

377
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,780
- It's not fun.
- All right.

378
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:36,116
ABBY: Oh, Holtzmann, check this out.

379
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,367
HOLTZMANN: Hold your ponies.

380
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,341
(DOOR CREAKING SOFTLY)

381
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,974
All right. Good gag.

382
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,559
Hey, are you getting that?

383
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:03,685
Very funny.

384
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,688
Is everything a joke to you guys?

385
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,981
Just your mama.

386
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,233
No, actually, I think the world of your mom.

387
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,319
You guys put all that
gooey stuff on the floor.

388
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,280
You opened the basement door.
You tried to freak me out.

389
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,948
We did not open the basement door...

390
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,242
Basement door is open.

391
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,829
- I didn't open it. Did you open it?
- I did not open it.

392
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,999
You know what, it was probably Ed.
And the guy who didn't poop his pants.

393
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,501
Uh-uh-uh-uh.

394
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:28,794
Look over there.

395
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:30,545
(PKE METER WHIRRING)

396
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,884
I didn't even know it did that.

397
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,845
-(LOW RUMBLING)
- Oh. Ah.

398
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,889
- I... My ears just...
- Mine just popped, too.

399
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:41,973
That is definitely...

400
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,684
- An AP-XH shift. Yes!
- Shift.

401
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,269
ABBY: I mean, for sure. That's...
HOLTZMANN: Uh, guys?

402
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,605
I don't think we're alone.

403
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:49,940
Holy crap.

404
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,483
Let me have the camera. Thank you.

405
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,609
Okay.

406
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,154
(CRUNCHING)

407
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,865
How can you be eating right now?

408
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,325
Once you POD--

409
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,954
(WHOOSHING)

410
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,545
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

411
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,463
Good God.

412
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,257
Class 4 apparition.

413
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,842
Distinct human form.

414
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,802
This can't be happening.

415
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,470
Oh, it's happening, all right.

416
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,431
That's the most beautiful thing
I have ever seen.

417
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,644
ERIN: I'm gonna try to talk to it.

418
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:31,565
ABBY: Just be careful,
she could be malevolent.

419
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,525
Yeah, just make sure you're recording it.

420
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,110
- Yeah, I'm getting it all.
- Okay.

421
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,528
ABBY: Just be cautious.

422
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,030
ERIN: I think she wants
to communicate with us.

423
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,407
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

424
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,993
ERIN: It's okay. She seems peaceful.

425
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,662
Hello.

426
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,581
I think you're gorgeous. (CHUCKLES)

427
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,542
ERIN: Hello. Hi.

428
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:54,755
Um, my name is Erin Gilbert,
Doctor of Particle Physics at Columbia...

429
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:55,964
(ROARING)

430
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,599
(EXHALES)

431
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,434
- HOLTZMANN: Yes!
- Oh, God!

432
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:08,769
She's getting away! Come on!

433
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,063
'Hurry, hurry!
- Run!

434
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,648
- Get it, get it!
- ERIN: Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

435
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,026
- Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
- There!

436
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,194
Oh!

437
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,029
-(WHOOSHING)
-(ABBY LAUGHS)

438
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,032
What just happened?

439
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,700
Abby, what just happened?

440
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,662
I'll tell you what just happened.
We saw a ghost.

441
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:28,955
- We saw a ghost!
- Yeah, we saw a ghost!

442
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,665
We saw a ghost! Oh, my God!

443
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,292
- We saw a ghost.
- We saw a ghost!

444
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,628
-(LAUGHS)
- Oh, my God, we saw a ghost!

445
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,173
We were right! We weren't crazy!

446
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,675
- Oh. Oh.
- Oh. Oh.

447
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,178
-(ABBY WHOOPS)
-(HOLTZMANN BABBLING EXCITEDLY)

448
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:44,638
We saw a ghost!

449
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,515
<i>Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real!</i>

450
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,058
<i>I believe in ghosts 'cause I just saw one!</i>

451
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,142
- They're <i>real!</i>
-(MOUSE CLICKS)

452
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,560
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

453
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:53,313
Who is that?

454
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,857
- Dr. Bronstein saw this on Reddit.
- Hmm.

455
00:21:56,233 --> 00:22:00,654
It was re-blogged
from a site entitled Ghost News.

456
00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:03,240
Not a publication I'd heard of.

457
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,076
I hope you understand that
when we give someone tenure...

458
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,869
Oh, I accept your tenure. (LAUGHS)

459
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:11,790
When we give someone tenure,
they represent this institution.

460
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,544
But this is just not
what this institution is about.

461
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,131
Ah, Dr. Gibbons. (CHUCKLES)

462
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,843
Found mold in my office, so I gotta move.

463
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,679
Don't tell anyone.
I don't want people to panic or anything.

464
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:26,972
Kids, hello.

465
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:30,433
I didn't get fired. Even though
I have the old plant in the box.

466
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:34,271
Margaret, hi.
Just taking my plant out for some air.

467
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,899
Just like to carry it in this box
with all my other personal stuff.

468
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,319
Phil. Phil. Hi. Phil, um...

469
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,030
If you turn around, you'll see me.
I'm right behind you.

470
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,949
Oh, yeah. He's looking at that chart.
(LAUGHS)

471
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,910
Couldn't figure that out, either.
Call me when you figure that out.

472
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,579
Haven't been able to.

473
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:51,872
Samantha. Hi. How are you?

474
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:55,375
Ugh. Sixty. Seventy.

475
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,502
Sometimes, I like to
put all my stuff from my office in a box

476
00:22:57,586 --> 00:23:00,797
and just do some exercises
and just use it as weights. Eighty.

477
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,801
Well, I hope you're happy.

478
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,138
That video you posted got me fired.

479
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:09,806
Fired!

480
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,057
(BOTH YELLING)

481
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:15,145
- No! God, no! We will all die.
- Turn to ash from the inside out.

482
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,480
- What?
- Put it down. Carefully.

483
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,694
- Put it... Put it down... Oh, my God.
- Fired!

484
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,988
After years,

485
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:26,781
years of hard work.

486
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,116
And ass-kissing.

487
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,243
God, I kissed so many
different kinds of asses.

488
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:33,496
Erin, we're sorry that you lost your job.

489
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,333
But, I mean, there is
kind of a glass is half full aspect of it.

490
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,501
I mean, we saw a real ghost.

491
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,086
You know, and she was beautiful.

492
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:43,173
Till she dislocated her jaw
and ecto-projected all over you.

493
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,842
Yeah, that stuff went everywhere,
by the way, in every crack.

494
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:50,305
But, I got to say,
even that was kind of spectacularly beautiful.

495
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:54,517
I did detect a heavy ionization discharge.

496
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,602
I mean, I could smell it.

497
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:59,564
A full-torso transmogrification
with corporeal aggression.

498
00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,524
I mean, how often does that happen?

499
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,443
I mean, they want us to be quiet about that?

500
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,403
We are not gonna be quiet about that.

501
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,698
And it's not just us.
We have over 100 comments already.

502
00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,116
And they're not all crazies.

503
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,618
Come here, I want to show you this.

504
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:13,536
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

505
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,038
Read that.

506
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,707
"Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts."

507
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,376
Oh, no, no. Okay.

508
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,086
The one below it.

509
00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:24,756
This woman is describing
a Class 3 haunting in her house.

510
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,217
She can't just move. She can't call the police.

511
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,094
She can't call her friends.
Who's she gonna call?

512
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,179
<i>(SINGING ON TV) Ghost Jumpers!</i>

513
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,682
MAN: <i>(ON TV) Tonight, the Ghost Jumpers
make contact with the ghost of Bigfoot.</i>

514
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,725
God! These phonies!

515
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,060
I mean, you know what?

516
00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,729
These guys are the reason you got fired.

517
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:43,900
It's because of stuff like this that makes it
impossible for us to do our real work.

518
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:46,736
This cannot be the best option for people.

519
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:49,948
Okay, we are on the cusp of something here,
a real discovery.

520
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:54,744
Unlike Columbia,
this institute is 100% behind us.

521
00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:55,912
Really?

522
00:24:55,996 --> 00:25:00,250
Erin, this is what we have dreamed about
since we were little kids.

523
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:04,838
I know that if you come and join us here,
they are gonna be so pumped.

524
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:07,424
We just have to go upstairs
and ask for more money.

525
00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:10,468
I just honestly didn't realize
your department still existed.

526
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,096
- What?
- Come on, ghosts?

527
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:18,435
I will not let the 12-year reputation
of this fine institution be besmirched by you!

528
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:22,564
Oh, come on! Suddenly this place
has a classy reputation to uphold?

529
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:25,442
You're only dean now
because the last dean went to jail.

530
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,318
Are you saying that I'm not qualified?

531
00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:29,612
You spell science with a

532
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:33,450
And what's upsetting about that is
I don't think you know that that's wrong.

533
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:36,661
This is an institution of higher learning.

534
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,621
And if you guys want to study "ghosts,"

535
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:42,292
do it somewhere else,
because I have two words for you.

536
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,793
Let me guess, "Get out"?

537
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:46,504
- No, he's gonna say "suck it."
- He's not gonna say "suck it."

538
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,173
Suck it.

539
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:49,799
- You were right.
- THOMAS: You know...

540
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,051
Oh, my gosh.

541
00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:53,303
I think it might be a ghost.

542
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,263
Oh, no, it's not. It's just a bird.

543
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,681
Bye. There's the door.

544
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:58,975
Later days. Can you hear this?
Let me turn it up.

545
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,852
(IMITATES BIRD CHIRPING)

546
00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:02,812
Oh, my God.

547
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:03,938
(BLOWING)

548
00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:06,399
This is incredibly immature behavior.

549
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,236
Caught it.

550
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,988
Just a minor setback.

551
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:14,407
You know what, guys?
I think we can really do this.

552
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:17,660
We can become the first scientists
to prove the existence of the paranormal.

553
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,913
All we have to do
is find an entity and capture it

554
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:22,999
and bring it into a controlled environment.
That's all!

555
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,586
Hey! There's the Erin I remember.
Welcome back.

556
00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:28,797
- Thank you.
- Nice.

557
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,548
Okay, we should probably
get this equipment out of here.

558
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,759
- They're gonna want it back.
- I thought this stuff was yours.

559
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:33,968
- All stolen.
- No...

560
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:36,304
Hey! That worthless garbage
belongs to this school!

561
00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,264
Scatter! Scatter! Scatter!

562
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,266
Go, go, go, scatter!

563
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,025
PATTY: Hey. Uh, good morning.

564
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:50,443
Okay.

565
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,196
Hey, how you doing, sir? Got a Metro...

566
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:56,533
Hey. That's a dope jacket, man.
I got that jacket.

567
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:58,868
You know what? It's a sweater.
I made a mistake.

568
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,286
You have a good day, all right?

569
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:03,206
Whoa. Hey! How you doing, man?

570
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,833
They'll always ignore you.

571
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:09,838
They are walking sewage,
concerned only with their own trivial matters.

572
00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,214
Okay. Um...

573
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,590
When the Fourth Cataclysm begins,

574
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:16,719
laborers, such as yourself,
will be among the last led to the butchery.

575
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,013
So, make the most of your extra time.

576
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:23,101
You are just a bundle of joy, ain't ya?

577
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:25,603
You have a good day with your crazy ass.

578
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:26,729
Wow!

579
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,273
I wonder what train he taking.

580
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,278
Is he going on the tracks?

581
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:35,822
(SIGHS) Oh, man...

582
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,372
PATTY: You want to use the bathroom,

583
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:47,667
there's a perfectly nice bathroom
upstairs at Starbucks.

584
00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:49,294
(GLASS BOTTLE CLINKS)

585
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,881
(CRACKLING)

586
00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:53,965
(BUZZING)

587
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,229
Hey, hey!

588
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:10,398
Hey, you're not supposed to be
down here, man. Only subway...

589
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:11,482
(WHOOSHING)

590
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:14,861
Whoa!

591
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:25,288
(SOFT GROWLING)

592
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,372
(CRACKLING)

593
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,128
(GROWLING)

594
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:34,422
PATTY: What in the sweet hell?

595
00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:38,927
Exquisite.

596
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,557
Uh, I'm cool, dude. Yeah.

597
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:45,850
(ROARING)

598
00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:48,895
Forget this, man!

599
00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:51,189
Forget this!

600
00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:02,408
<i>ROWAN". Aldridge Mansion? Check.</i>

601
00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:05,161
<i>Seward Street subway station?</i>

602
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:06,329
<i>Check.</i>

603
00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:08,539
Well done, Rowan.

604
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,750
But still so many more checks to go.

605
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,712
You have been bullied your entire life.

606
00:29:15,505 --> 00:29:17,590
Now you will be the bully.

607
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:21,135
Trust in your abilities,

608
00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:24,806
and the universe shall bend before your will.

609
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:28,685
<i>MAN:</i> (OVER <i>RADIO) Hey, weirdo.
We got</i> a <i>clogged toilet in 1843. It's bad.</i>

610
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:31,437
<i>- I mean, like, biblically bad. Get on it.
-(RADIO STATIC CRACKLES)</i>

611
00:29:31,521 --> 00:29:32,689
ROWAN: Absolutely.

612
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:34,607
Nothing would make me happier.

613
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,901
<i>MAN: Whatever, freak show. Just do it.</i>

614
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:44,200
And the universe shall bend before your will.

615
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,830
Charge the lines.

616
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,331
Create the vortex.

617
00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:52,125
-(HAND THUDS)
- Break the barrier.

618
00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:55,878
I found a fantastic spot for your business.

619
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,297
It's more of a research lab.

620
00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:00,258
- What do you think?
- That's it?

621
00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:01,884
- Let's go see your new home.
-(ABBY CHUCKLES)

622
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:03,845
- Oh, my God! Look at...
- Look at it!

623
00:30:03,928 --> 00:30:05,805
- Look at how high!
- Look at the amazing spread!

624
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,515
Look at the ceiling to the floor height!

625
00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:09,392
On. (CHUCKLES)

626
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,269
Look at this. Look at it.

627
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:13,813
It's perfect.

628
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:15,565
- We got tons of space.
- Stripper pole!

629
00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:17,233
- Uh, we'll take it.
- Great.

630
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,902
- The rent is $21,000 a month.
- Fuck you.

631
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:22,697
- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry. That's the rent?

632
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:24,615
- Yeah.
- Who can afford that?

633
00:30:24,699 --> 00:30:25,992
All your friend said was that

634
00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:28,328
you were looking for a place
to explore the unknown.

635
00:30:28,411 --> 00:30:30,121
Okay, we need to explore
something a lot cheaper.

636
00:30:30,288 --> 00:30:31,372
ABBY: There's an upstairs!

637
00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:33,416
Are you offended by the smell
of Chinese food?

638
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:39,714
ABBY: I have now moved above you,
and you still can't help me out.

639
00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:43,051
How does it take you an hour
to go up one flight of stairs?

640
00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:44,427
I have really bad knees.

641
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:45,928
You know what?

642
00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,513
What is that?

643
00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:49,515
It's our hot and sour shrimp soup.

644
00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:53,186
That looks like dishwater and one shrimp,
and I think it's...

645
00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,146
I hope that's a water chestnut.

646
00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:57,648
(RHYTHM OF THE <i>NIGHT</i> BY DEBARGE
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

647
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:06,532
<i>(LIP SYNCING) When if feels like</i>

648
00:31:06,616 --> 00:31:08,493
<i>The world is on your shoulders</i>

649
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,870
<i>And all of the madness</i>

650
00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:12,497
<i>Has got you going CFHZY</i>

651
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,540
Oh, we're dancing? Okay.

652
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:16,209
Let's be safe, though.

653
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:17,877
<i>Where all of the action</i>

654
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:18,961
(FLAME WHOOSHES)

655
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:21,005
<i>Is right there at your feet, well</i>

656
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,966
Holtz. Holtz. Holtzmann!

657
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:25,426
Fire!

658
00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,970
Over towards the fire.

659
00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:33,726
Thank you.

660
00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:36,312
<i>You'll be doing fine once the music starts</i>

661
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,648
I hate to DeBarge in. (LAUGHS)

662
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,566
- She loves that.
- Is that by DeBarge?

663
00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:41,776
- I thought it was Devo.
-(MUSIC STOPS)

664
00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:44,028
- Anyway, I got the website up.
- Oh.

665
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,030
I passed out a bunch of these fliers
all over town,

666
00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:47,907
so I'm drumming us up a little business.

667
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,993
"If you see something, say something."

668
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,703
ABBY: It's catchy.
ERIN: It's good.

669
00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:55,998
- Yeah, I'll take it.
- I think it might be the anti-terrorism slogan.

670
00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:57,500
Oh, God.

671
00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,128
- It is, isn't it?
- It is. I'm sorry.

672
00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:02,296
Well, I guess now we know
why so many people are calling

673
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:04,465
about suspicious-looking bags.

674
00:32:05,258 --> 00:32:06,426
Dang it.

675
00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:08,511
ERIN: I love the green paper!
ABBY: Thank you.

676
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,683
Hey. Uh, I'm here about the receptionist job.

677
00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:16,310
- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.

678
00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:18,229
Is this a big 0l' robot?

679
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:19,856
What?

680
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:22,775
The receptionist job that was in the paper.
Um, that's what I was here about.

681
00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:24,193
You're hired. (LAUGHS)

682
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,361
(LAUGHS)

683
00:32:27,697 --> 00:32:29,949
Okay, I... God, you're all sweaty.

684
00:32:30,032 --> 00:32:32,618
I think I got it.
"If there's something strange in the..."

685
00:32:32,702 --> 00:32:33,703
-(QUIET THUMP)
- Ow.

686
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:34,787
(ERIN MUMBLES)

687
00:32:35,705 --> 00:32:36,706
ABBY: Oh!

688
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,040
Kevin. Right?

689
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,125
- Kevin.
- KEVIN: Yeah.

690
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,543
Abby. We spoke on the phone.

691
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,752
- We did. Yeah.
- Hello there.

692
00:32:41,836 --> 00:32:44,130
- Okay.
- Kevin. Oh. (CHUCKLES)

693
00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:45,882
That's a manly name.

694
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,384
My name's Erin. With an

695
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:50,636
For "everything you want."

696
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,804
(CHUCKLES)

697
00:32:51,888 --> 00:32:54,056
- Okay. Well, we should probably...
- Hmm.

698
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,142
Should probably get started.

699
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,144
Erin? Do you want to join us?

700
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,646
- Yes.
- ABBY: (WHISPERS) Erin.

701
00:33:00,730 --> 00:33:02,148
I've got some questions.

702
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:04,525
Okay. Here we go.

703
00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:07,278
Let me just get to my notes.

704
00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:09,363
Um... Okay.

705
00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:11,407
All right, first off, I just want to say...

706
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,076
You know, we should probably
start with a very important question

707
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,705
that we're asking all of the applicants.

708
00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:20,333
Um, you know,
are you seeing anyone right now?

709
00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:21,417
(ABBY CLEARS THROAT)

710
00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:23,544
- Um, seeing anyone?
- ERIN: Yeah.

711
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:26,088
- Just for business purposes.
- Business purposes only.

712
00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:27,965
Well, I'm seeing all three of you.

713
00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:29,133
(ABBY LAUGHS)

714
00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:30,468
In front of me.

715
00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:34,680
Oh, just forget she even asked,
because if she did, that would be illegal, so...

716
00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:36,015
Forgotten. (CHUCKLES)

717
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:37,099
Good.

718
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,102
No, I've forgotten.
I don't know what you asked.

719
00:33:40,645 --> 00:33:41,646
There we go.

720
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,564
Uh, Jillian Holtzmann, <i>Radio</i> Times.

721
00:33:43,648 --> 00:33:47,360
Uh, what have you been doing
with your whole life?

722
00:33:47,443 --> 00:33:48,528
Great question.

723
00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:50,863
Oh, well, urn, lots of different jobs.

724
00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:53,533
Um, I did the "actor thing."

725
00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:56,160
- Worked for...
- I'm just gonna... Just real quick.

726
00:33:56,786 --> 00:33:58,788
Can I ask why no glass?

727
00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:02,500
Oh, uh, yeah. They just kept getting dirty,
so I took them out.

728
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,168
- That's...
- Don't have to clean them anymore.

729
00:34:04,252 --> 00:34:05,253
- Oh, boy.
- And I can just...

730
00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:07,338
- I got to try to keep that in mind.
- Yeah.

731
00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:09,715
Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat
to work sometimes?

732
00:34:09,799 --> 00:34:11,968
He has major anxiety problems.

733
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,471
You know what? I would love
to let your oat live here with you,

734
00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:17,890
but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.

735
00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:19,559
No, I don't have a cat.

736
00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:22,186
He's a dog. His name is Mike Hat.

737
00:34:22,687 --> 00:34:24,605
Your dog's name is My Cat?

738
00:34:24,689 --> 00:34:26,148
No, Mike Hat.

739
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,484
Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?

740
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:30,319
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

741
00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:33,072
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs, so...

742
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:34,865
It's all right. He lives with my mum.

743
00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:36,993
- Well, then we have that figured out.
- Okay. That was...

744
00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:39,161
ABBY: One down. No cat.

745
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,622
But you know what I say,
let's jump ahead, uh...

746
00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:44,500
Kevin dabbles in web design.

747
00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,168
And I asked him to throw together

748
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,379
-maybe a couple of logos for us.
- Uh-huh.

749
00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:49,797
- You want to see them?
- ABBY: Now is your moment.

750
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,674
- Pull it out.
- Oh.

751
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:52,842
KEVIN: Sure.

752
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:55,595
You're like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

753
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,471
Here we go.

754
00:34:57,555 --> 00:34:58,764
KEVIN: Okay, so... (CLEARS THROAT)

755
00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:00,933
What do you think of that?

756
00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:02,810
- Oh.
-(ABBY EXHALES)

757
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:06,939
Yeah, you do see how this
might make us look bad, right?

758
00:35:07,023 --> 00:35:10,192
Uh, is it the boobs you don't like?
'Cause I can make them bigger.

759
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:11,944
No, I can see them.

760
00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:14,196
Ghost Tits was my nickname
in middle school.

761
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,323
Oh, right?

762
00:35:15,406 --> 00:35:17,617
You know what? I think
it's not always about the end result.

763
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,118
It's about the journey.

764
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:20,620
Well, uh, what about this one?

765
00:35:21,871 --> 00:35:22,955
- Oh, uh...
- Uh...

766
00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:25,708
I think that's already a thing.

767
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:26,834
What, 7-1-1?

768
00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:28,044
It's 7-Eleven.

769
00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:29,503
Yep, it is. I have another option, though.

770
00:35:29,587 --> 00:35:31,047
- Okay, please.
-It's this one.

771
00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,299
(CHUCKLES) That's one of my favorites.

772
00:35:33,382 --> 00:35:36,177
Uh... I think you might've made a mistake.
I don't think that one's for us.

773
00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:37,678
Oh, no. No, that's for you.

774
00:35:37,887 --> 00:35:41,849
You know, I just thought the floating hot dog
implies that a ghost is holding it.

775
00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:43,225
(ABBY GASPS)

776
00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:46,771
(SIGHS) Your work is
more cerebral than I expected.

777
00:35:47,063 --> 00:35:49,315
Still, so many questions about that choice.

778
00:35:49,732 --> 00:35:51,984
First one is, why a hot dog?

779
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,528
- Oh, I just like them.
-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

780
00:35:54,654 --> 00:35:56,739
Both food groups, all in one.

781
00:35:57,573 --> 00:35:59,742
Dogs and buns.

782
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,202
- Those are great.
- Yeah.

783
00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:04,538
We're actually gonna
discuss everything just for a second,

784
00:36:04,622 --> 00:36:06,248
so if you could just stand over there,

785
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,209
-we just need to convene for a moment.
- Okay.

786
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,669
- Sure. All right.
- Thank you.

787
00:36:09,877 --> 00:36:11,045
Just go right over there. (CHUCKLES)

788
00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:12,254
Don't listen.

789
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,881
I won't.

790
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:15,925
Oh. He covered his eyes.

791
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:21,305
Guys, look, as much as
I would like to have him here to look at...

792
00:36:21,389 --> 00:36:22,640
- Um...
- What?

793
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,892
You don't find him attractive?

794
00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:26,519
Kevin?

795
00:36:26,936 --> 00:36:27,978
Ow!

796
00:36:28,062 --> 00:36:29,647
ABBY: God, no. Poor guy.

797
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:31,190
Ow!

798
00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:34,443
- I don't know, guys. I don't know.
- Come on, Erin.

799
00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:35,945
We need help around here.

800
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:37,780
We cannot keep carrying
that equipment up here.

801
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,991
And I know the phones aren't ringing
off the hook right now, but they will be.

802
00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:42,910
You know,
an aquarium is a submarine for fish.

803
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:44,495
Listen, let's just see
how the rest of the day goes.

804
00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:48,833
You know, talk to other people, and we will
hire who is most qualified, okay? Deal?

805
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:51,168
There are no other people.
He's the only applicant.

806
00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:52,253
Excellent.

807
00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:53,337
(GONG RINGS LOUDLY)

808
00:36:55,297 --> 00:36:56,882
God, that's loud, huh?

809
00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:58,592
-It's loud. (CHUCKLES)
-it's loud.

810
00:36:59,218 --> 00:37:01,595
- Kevin. You got the job.
- Hmm?

811
00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:03,222
- Welcome aboard.
- KEVIN: Cool.

812
00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:04,890
Can I bring my suitcases up?

813
00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:06,267
Yep, you sure can.

814
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:07,935
Look at him.

815
00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:09,186
Ow!

816
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,021
Oh, uh, ma'am?

817
00:37:11,105 --> 00:37:14,400
Hi, ma'am. If you're waiting for takeout,
you should really wait downstairs.

818
00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:15,484
On! (CHUCKLES)

819
00:37:15,776 --> 00:37:18,279
This... The magazine was here,
so, I don't know,

820
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:20,489
I just thought that might be
your waiting room.

821
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:22,742
You know, fun fact about this place,

822
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:25,411
that this building is built in the same place

823
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:28,998
as the first Chinese gambling den
in New York. Did you know that?

824
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:31,459
I mean, it's, like, coincidence, huh?

825
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:34,211
Also, um, I got chased by a ghost.

826
00:37:35,463 --> 00:37:36,547
What?

827
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:39,383
You know, up above us
was the old New York prison.

828
00:37:39,467 --> 00:37:42,553
It's the first place in New York
that they electrocuted people.

829
00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:45,055
I'm telling you, it used to take so long

830
00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:48,058
that they'd just be like, "Shoot him.
We using too much electricity."

831
00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:50,561
That's why I knew something weird
was going on down here, man.

832
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,481
Whoa. Did you see that?

833
00:37:54,982 --> 00:37:56,275
- Yes. I saw that.
- Did you see that?

834
00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:58,235
- That wasn't me.
- I saw that quite a bit.

835
00:37:58,319 --> 00:38:01,071
-(SPRAY PAINT HISSES)
- Wait, wait. Hey! Seriously? For real?

836
00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:02,281
'Ey. Come on, man.

837
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:04,909
- Didn't I tell you?
- Is he down here all the time?

838
00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:07,119
Oh, he think this is his art studio.

839
00:38:07,203 --> 00:38:09,830
No, no. My studio is in SoHo.
This is more of a gallery.

840
00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:11,165
ABBY: Okay, hello there.

841
00:38:11,248 --> 00:38:16,003
Uh, have you seen a Class 4, semi-anchored
entity anywhere in the vicinity?

842
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,172
- You talking like a boat?
- Can you speak English?

843
00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:20,299
- I'm being specifically clear.
- Let me. Let me.

844
00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:22,968
Hi. Have you seen a ghost down here?

845
00:38:23,052 --> 00:38:24,261
- Okay, that's clearer.
- MAN: Yeah.

846
00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,096
- Yeah, I've seen a ghost.
- You, too?

847
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,139
Oh, yeah.

848
00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:28,849
Would you be able to describe it to us?

849
00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:31,894
- Thank you.
- But“

850
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,395
Ah, come on, man. Come on, man.

851
00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:34,772
No, no, no, no. Let him, let him...

852
00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:35,815
- I'll take a visual.
- No! I can't let him.

853
00:38:35,898 --> 00:38:36,899
This is my job. I'm gonna get fired!

854
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,275
- We want the visual!
- No, no, this is very helpful.

855
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,944
This is not helpful for me.

856
00:38:40,027 --> 00:38:42,071
'Ey. Look at me. Stop.

857
00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:43,322
(SPRAY PAINT HISSES)

858
00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:45,533
- Stop painting.
- I'm so sorry.

859
00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:46,659
I don't like this on my wall.

860
00:38:46,742 --> 00:38:47,743
MAN: You don't want it here anymore?

861
00:38:47,827 --> 00:38:49,829
- I don't want this ghost on my wall.
- MAN: No ghost.

862
00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:51,163
- Let me fix this, then.
- PATTY: Well, I...

863
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:52,248
No ghosts allowed.

864
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:53,749
- You know what? You know what?
- Right?

865
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,084
- Get your ass up out of here.
- Come on.

866
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:56,293
- Bve, Patty!
-(GROANS)

867
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:57,795
- I love you.
- Man!

868
00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,380
This ain't art!

869
00:38:59,797 --> 00:39:01,090
And y'all encouraging him.

870
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:02,466
Come on!

871
00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:05,594
Come on!

872
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:07,721
(CAMERA CLICKS)

873
00:39:07,805 --> 00:39:10,224
Am I on crack, or is that a good logo?

874
00:39:10,808 --> 00:39:12,977
Guys, I cannot do it by myself.

875
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:15,771
This equipment is untested
and highly unstable.

876
00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:18,482
PATTY: All right, ladies,
we got a limited window

877
00:39:18,566 --> 00:39:19,942
for when the next train arrives,

878
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,068
I'm telling you.

879
00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:22,319
And don't touch the third rail

880
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:25,656
unless y'all little dainty ass
can handle 750 volts.

881
00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:30,160
- Oh, come on.
- PATTY: You know what?

882
00:39:30,244 --> 00:39:33,247
I should've gave you some coveralls, man.
It's so unsanitary down here.

883
00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:37,418
You know, you don't usually think
about the amount of urine smell.

884
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:41,005
That's pretty much how it's gonna be.
It's not gonna freshen up at all.

885
00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:42,631
Oh, boy. Okay.

886
00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,175
Definitely got something over here.
Look at... Is that...

887
00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:46,343
What is that, a burn?

888
00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:48,095
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.

889
00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:49,305
What was it?

890
00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:52,600
Baby, if I knew what it was,
I wouldn't say "a weird sparking thing."

891
00:39:52,725 --> 00:39:54,810
You're mouthy. I like that.

892
00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:58,063
It looks like fission scorch.

893
00:39:58,147 --> 00:40:00,816
- What? Fission scorch down here?
-(PKE METER BEEPING)

894
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,192
Except that you're right.

895
00:40:02,276 --> 00:40:05,571
What is... Wait, I'm smelling
both electrical discharge

896
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:07,239
-and isotopic decay.
- Isotopic: decay.

897
00:40:07,323 --> 00:40:08,782
How is that... Holtzmann?

898
00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:11,118
- HOLTZMANN: Yeah. What?
- Come here. I need your snoot on this.

899
00:40:11,994 --> 00:40:12,995
Am I nuts?

900
00:40:13,203 --> 00:40:14,204
'Ey, 'ey, ladies.

901
00:40:14,288 --> 00:40:17,082
While y'all over there making out
with that dirty piece of garbage,

902
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,876
-we only got a couple of minutes.
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

903
00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:19,960
(PKE METER BEEPING RAPIDLY)

904
00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:22,296
Do you see that?

905
00:40:22,379 --> 00:40:24,006
- The eyes.
- All right, Holtzmann.

906
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:26,342
- Now is not the time to be messing with...
- No.

907
00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:29,219
(LIGHTS CRACKLING)

908
00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:31,388
Oh, cream and sugar.

909
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,308
Hey, Patty, can I get some
illumination on this subject?

910
00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:35,517
Yeah, I can put some light on that.

911
00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:38,062
'Oh, b0y!
"Oh!

912
00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:41,065
That is more and more unsettling.

913
00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:43,692
PATTY: That's the dude I saw!
I'm telling you, that's him!

914
00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:44,985
ABBY: We got another Class 4,

915
00:40:45,069 --> 00:40:48,280
and this one's even more ionized
than the one at the Aldridge Mansion.

916
00:40:48,364 --> 00:40:50,366
ERIN: Where are these ghosts coming from?

917
00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:52,117
You know what?
I got to get this thing on film.

918
00:40:52,201 --> 00:40:53,202
- Holtzmann?
- Yup.

919
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:54,328
- Power us up.
- Okay.

920
00:40:54,411 --> 00:40:56,747
'Cause we are taking this pretty boy
back to the lab.

921
00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:59,375
This is a little rough.
It's in its early stages. Got to be honest.

922
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,251
Just gonna plug these things in here.

923
00:41:01,335 --> 00:41:03,754
- Okay, Erin, come here.
- ABBY: Let me document this.

924
00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:05,297
(CHUCKLES)

925
00:41:05,381 --> 00:41:06,423
- Grab it, grab it.
- Wait.

926
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,676
That's gonna shoot a proton stream
at that ghost, okay?

927
00:41:08,759 --> 00:41:10,678
So whenever I say, "Go," you just do that.

928
00:41:10,761 --> 00:41:12,888
Uh, why am I operating
the untested nuclear laser?

929
00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:14,473
- You have the longest arms.
- Oh.

930
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,891
-(TRAIN HORN BLOWS)
- You guys might want to hurry up.

931
00:41:15,975 --> 00:41:18,769
Oh, my God. I forgot the most important part.

932
00:41:18,852 --> 00:41:20,229
Yeah. Sorry.

933
00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:23,941
Erin, this is just a little bit of grounding
so you don't die immediately.

934
00:41:24,024 --> 00:41:25,401
Do you know your iron level?

935
00:41:25,609 --> 00:41:26,610
Mmm-mmm.

936
00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:28,904
-It's fine.
-(ABBY CHUCKLES)

937
00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,531
You have done this before, right?

938
00:41:30,614 --> 00:41:31,907
Okay, Erin, on my cue.

939
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:33,659
- Aim the barrel at him.
-(GROWLING)

940
00:41:34,034 --> 00:41:36,412
Ready, aim, fire!

941
00:41:37,246 --> 00:41:38,247
Oh!

942
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:41,542
Oh, wah-wah.

943
00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,544
Okay, this is a little underwhelming.
Can we get more power?

944
00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:44,962
HOLTZMANN: And once again, fire!

945
00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:48,882
- ERIN: This isn't working!
- Wow!

946
00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:50,884
Can this beam get any stronger?

947
00:41:50,968 --> 00:41:53,220
HOLTZMANN: Well, not at the moment.

948
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:54,304
(GROWLING)

949
00:41:56,890 --> 00:41:57,891
(GASPS)

950
00:41:58,726 --> 00:41:59,727
Ah.

951
00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:02,021
PATTY: That's the train! We got to move!

952
00:42:02,104 --> 00:42:03,647
ABBY: Just try to lure him
back to the platform!

953
00:42:05,107 --> 00:42:06,191
PATTY: Grab her!

954
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:08,902
- Come on!
- PATTY: Move, move, move!

955
00:42:08,986 --> 00:42:09,987
Come on, move!

956
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:11,739
-(ROARING)
- Hurry!

957
00:42:11,822 --> 00:42:13,115
PATTY: That's the express train!

958
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,742
And it's not stopping!

959
00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:17,036
ABBY: It's coming! Get her up!

960
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:19,496
Oh, not the collar!

961
00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:23,667
(WOMEN GRUNTING)

962
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,961
(TRAIN HORN BLOWS)

963
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,257
PATTY: Well, I guess he going to Queens.

964
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,926
He's gonna be the third
scariest thing on that train.

965
00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:35,012
- God, did you see that?
-(LAUGHING)

966
00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:37,097
Oh, you can't see anything.

967
00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:40,642
My God! I mean,
that power surge really held him.

968
00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,770
Wow! We need more juice.

969
00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:44,396
We need to be more mobile.
I know what to do.

970
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,814
- Yes.
- I almost got killed.

971
00:42:45,898 --> 00:42:47,441
Yeah, I know. it was so awesome.

972
00:42:47,524 --> 00:42:48,525
It was awesome.

973
00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:54,114
ERIN: Everyone thinks this video is fake.
Look at these comments.

974
00:42:54,198 --> 00:42:56,492
We have to bring a ghost back to this lab
and document it, you guys.

975
00:42:56,575 --> 00:42:59,036
I mean, this stuff is real.
We have to be able to prove it.

976
00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:01,038
We will. And you shouldn't
be reading this stuff.

977
00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:02,956
You're not supposed to listen
to what crazy people write

978
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,208
in the middle of the night online.

979
00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:06,126
Look at...
"Bogus equipment"? You know what?

980
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:08,587
I'd love you to meet me any place, any time.

981
00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:10,589
No, no, no, let's... You're right. We should...

982
00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:13,175
- Here is your coffee, Abby.
- Thank you.

983
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:15,135
Did you get sugar in it this time?

984
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:16,720
Uh...

985
00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:19,598
(GAGS)

986
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:22,142
I hate coffee.

987
00:43:22,226 --> 00:43:23,894
- Yeah, the sugar's in there.
- Sugar's in it.

988
00:43:24,478 --> 00:43:25,521
I'll take it.

989
00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:28,190
Don't want to waste a cup of coffee.

990
00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:31,485
Can we just pretend
that didn't happen, please?

991
00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,654
All right, well, what do you think?

992
00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:35,989
L... You know what? I just can't watch that.

993
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:39,827
I'm not sure. I mean,
it's just a lot of bits and pieces.

994
00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:42,329
I'm pretty sure none of it is
supposed to be in the subway, though.

995
00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:44,832
It's like it was part of a miniature cyclotron.

996
00:43:44,915 --> 00:43:47,584
And they used
a chromium alloy for the hull. (SCOFFS)

997
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:51,255
I would've used aluminum, but I'm crazy.

998
00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:54,383
What's that weird thing that guy said
to the lady from the subway?

999
00:43:55,092 --> 00:43:56,343
Um... Oh, I know what you're talking about.

1000
00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:58,345
PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm. Yeah.
ERIN: Oh.

1001
00:43:58,971 --> 00:44:00,472
- Hi.
- PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm.

1002
00:44:00,556 --> 00:44:03,183
Man, what they gonna do,
make a fifth one, starring The Rock?

1003
00:44:03,267 --> 00:44:05,102
Oh, yeah, you guys, you have a visitor.

1004
00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:07,271
Um, she's here to see you in the booth.

1005
00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:09,356
Booth number one. With the earrings.

1006
00:44:09,815 --> 00:44:11,859
- Yeah.
- Yeah. We see her now.

1007
00:44:11,942 --> 00:44:12,985
- Thanks.
- No worries.

1008
00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,319
-(PHONE RINGING)
- I'm joining the club.

1009
00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:17,447
- Um... Well, it's not really a... I'm sorry.
-(RINGING CONTINUES)

1010
00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:20,951
Kevin. Hi, can you answer the phone, please?

1011
00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:22,744
- I can't. It's in the fish tank.
- Uh,no.

1012
00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:24,204
The one on the desk that's ringing. That one.

1013
00:44:24,288 --> 00:44:25,831
- Oh, that one.
- Yep.

1014
00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:28,208
-(SIGHS) Oh, my God.
- What's this place called again?

1015
00:44:28,292 --> 00:44:30,586
Conductors of
the Metaphysical Examination. Talk.

1016
00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:34,006
Got it. Uh, Conductors
of Metamucils and Stuff.

1017
00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:36,967
-(WOMAN TALKING EXCITEDLY)
- Whee, oh, slow down. I... What...

1018
00:44:38,218 --> 00:44:39,261
(GROANS)

1019
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,512
They hung up?

1020
00:44:40,596 --> 00:44:42,639
No, I was just not into that conversation.

1021
00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:46,476
Kevin, I'm really gonna need you
to try a little harder. Okay, buddy?

1022
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,937
Well, if they call back, I will.
I got to take off, though.

1023
00:44:49,021 --> 00:44:51,982
I'm in a hide-and-seek tournament,
and we are in the semis.

1024
00:44:52,065 --> 00:44:55,360
Uh, Kevin, I'm gonna need you
to pick up all those suitcases.

1025
00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:56,528
- Ouch.
- ERIN: Oh!

1026
00:44:56,612 --> 00:44:58,113
Eh, did you hurt your face?

1027
00:44:58,197 --> 00:45:01,450
Hey, did y'all hire that big dumb dude?

1028
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:02,618
Bye! (LAUGHS)

1029
00:45:02,701 --> 00:45:04,578
Man, I got a cousin Mookie.

1030
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:07,998
He is half as stupid,
and he will work for Vienna sausages.

1031
00:45:08,081 --> 00:45:12,502
The thing is, this isn't really a club.
It's a scientific research group.

1032
00:45:12,586 --> 00:45:14,963
And I understand that,
but let me tell you something.

1033
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,633
I read a lot of nonfiction,

1034
00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:20,469
and you guys know
a lot about this science stuff,

1035
00:45:20,552 --> 00:45:21,595
but I know New York.

1036
00:45:21,678 --> 00:45:23,388
And check this out!

1037
00:45:23,472 --> 00:45:25,724
I can borrow a car from my uncle,

1038
00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:28,060
and y'all won't have to lug
all this heavy equipment around.

1039
00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:30,062
- Oh, guys, we got to get a car.
- PATTY: Come on, baby.

1040
00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:33,607
You need me. You need Patty.
Patty come with benefits. You need me.

1041
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,234
Stop playing like you don't.

1042
00:45:35,317 --> 00:45:36,401
You're in.

1043
00:45:36,610 --> 00:45:37,611
- Ha!
-(HORN HONKING)

1044
00:45:39,613 --> 00:45:41,365
-(CHUCKLES)
- Oh, yeah.

1045
00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:45,118
You get a car,
and you get a car, and you get a car!

1046
00:45:45,202 --> 00:45:46,286
(LAUGHS)

1047
00:45:46,370 --> 00:45:50,082
Uh, you didn't disclose
that the vehicle was gonna be a hearse.

1048
00:45:50,165 --> 00:45:54,127
I'm sorry. My uncle owns a funeral home,
not a Enterprise Rent-A-Car.

1049
00:45:54,211 --> 00:45:56,171
Hope you checked to see
there wasn't a body in the back.

1050
00:45:56,255 --> 00:45:57,256
(LAUGHS)

1051
00:45:57,339 --> 00:45:59,549
Uh, I don't think so. I don't really know.

1052
00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:00,842
You didn't check?

1053
00:46:00,926 --> 00:46:02,052
I mean, I was in a hurry.

1054
00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:04,888
I checked to see if we had gas.
That was more important.

1055
00:46:04,972 --> 00:46:06,014
So there is a body?

1056
00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:08,267
Let Holtzmann check.
She likes that type of stuff.

1057
00:46:08,350 --> 00:46:11,520
Yeah, I can think of seven good uses
of a cadaver today.

1058
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,272
No, Dr. Frankenstein,

1059
00:46:13,355 --> 00:46:15,816
we got to turn in the body
if there's one in there.

1060
00:46:16,108 --> 00:46:18,485
- All right.
- Don't do that.

1061
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:25,701
- Excuse me, maintenance man.
- Mrs. Ponner.

1062
00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:26,952
How may I help you?

1063
00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:31,790
Well, for starters, perhaps you can tell me
what in God's name this is?

1064
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:35,752
Mrs. Ponner, this is nothing more than
some leakage from our air conditioning.

1065
00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:39,256
Well, I think it's touched my skin,
and it's given me a rash.

1066
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:40,882
Does it look right?

1067
00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:44,594
(GROWLS)

1068
00:46:44,678 --> 00:46:46,763
Mrs. Ponner, I wanted to say no.

1069
00:46:48,265 --> 00:46:50,267
But, yes, I'm afraid there is some redness

1070
00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:51,852
in here.

1071
00:46:52,102 --> 00:46:54,104
- Is it very bad?
- No.

1072
00:46:54,730 --> 00:46:56,064
Of course not, Mrs. Ponner.

1073
00:46:56,148 --> 00:46:58,900
But I assure you,
whoever is responsible for this

1074
00:46:59,735 --> 00:47:03,363
will be flogged within an inch of their life
and then left on the street to die like a pig.

1075
00:47:03,697 --> 00:47:07,743
- Well, I didn't ask for that.
- Well, in that case, I'll send up some cream.

1076
00:47:16,918 --> 00:47:19,087
(GHOSTS GROANING)

1077
00:47:21,214 --> 00:47:24,092
I know everyone is anxious,
but we have to be patient.

1078
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,347
Who thought it would be funny
to put Earl in that old lady's back?

1079
00:47:28,430 --> 00:47:30,599
(GROWLING)

1080
00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:34,061
The guests are starting to complain.

1081
00:47:34,144 --> 00:47:37,731
And we don't want to give away any spoilers
before the big show.

1082
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:40,901
See you soon.

1083
00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:43,612
Very soon.

1084
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:46,281
HOLTZMANN: Based on the results
of the subway field test...

1085
00:47:46,365 --> 00:47:47,866
The one where you were
almost killed, remember?

1086
00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:49,034
I remember.

1087
00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:53,622
I added a booster using microfabricated
radio-frequency quadrupoles

1088
00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:56,458
to speed up particles
before entering the DLA device,

1089
00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:59,878
-portable, wearable for maximum flexibility.
- Wow.

1090
00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:02,547
Then we add the reversible
psychokinetic energy sync

1091
00:48:02,631 --> 00:48:05,717
plus Holtzy's hollow beam to this baby,
and <i>voila'.</i>

1092
00:48:05,801 --> 00:48:07,427
- We got a ghost in there.
- Whoo!

1093
00:48:07,511 --> 00:48:09,596
- HOLTZMANN: Slap me.
-(LAUGHING) Okay.

1094
00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:11,306
- I will slap you as...
-(BOTH GRUNT)

1095
00:48:11,515 --> 00:48:13,266
I just want to say
what an exciting moment this is.

1096
00:48:13,350 --> 00:48:15,268
Holtzmann, I am beyond impressed.

1097
00:48:15,352 --> 00:48:16,978
Abby, is that comfortable?

1098
00:48:17,062 --> 00:48:19,064
It's a lot heavier than I expected,

1099
00:48:19,147 --> 00:48:21,942
and I'm pretty sure
it's compacting my spinal column, but...

1100
00:48:22,025 --> 00:48:24,069
- So you're gonna want to plant your feet firm.
- Okay.

1101
00:48:24,152 --> 00:48:26,655
Bend your knees
to compensate for the extra kickback.

1102
00:48:26,738 --> 00:48:28,907
ABBY: All right. Turning the machine on.

1103
00:48:29,241 --> 00:48:30,826
-(DEVICE WHIRRING)
- Whoo!

1104
00:48:31,243 --> 00:48:33,578
Boy, she's got an impressive purr.

1105
00:48:33,662 --> 00:48:36,581
Okay, so, that little asshole over there
is the target.

1106
00:48:36,665 --> 00:48:37,707
ABBY: Okay.

1107
00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:40,252
Just put your thumb
on that red trigger button there.

1108
00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:42,003
- Yeah.
- And go to town.

1109
00:48:42,087 --> 00:48:43,088
Okay.

1110
00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:45,132
And here we go!

1111
00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:47,592
Whoa!

1112
00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:49,052
- Ohl
- Ohl

1113
00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:50,971
(GRUNTING)

1114
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,473
I guess she's not
bending her knees enough, right?

1115
00:48:53,557 --> 00:48:54,683
Whoo! (GRUNTS)

1116
00:48:54,766 --> 00:48:57,936
She's doing a marvelous impression
of a deflating balloon.

1117
00:48:58,019 --> 00:49:00,480
We just got to let her ride it out
until she's out ofjuice.

1118
00:49:00,564 --> 00:49:02,315
She's corkscrewing me!

1119
00:49:02,399 --> 00:49:04,109
HOLTZMANN: Abby,
I'll make some adjustments.

1120
00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:05,527
It's like fighting a gator!

1121
00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:08,989
-(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CROWD CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

1122
00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:11,283
ROWAN: Hello.

1123
00:49:11,825 --> 00:49:13,493
Looking forward to this metal show.

1124
00:49:14,161 --> 00:49:15,162
- Hi.
-(MAN WHOOPS)

1125
00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:18,540
Ozzy rocks! Whoo!

1126
00:49:18,707 --> 00:49:19,708
Yeah!

1127
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,126
It's...

1128
00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:22,878
He certainly does rock.

1129
00:49:24,296 --> 00:49:25,297
(GROANS)

1130
00:49:25,672 --> 00:49:28,049
This world cannot be cleansed fast enough.

1131
00:49:28,717 --> 00:49:29,718
Hi.

1132
00:49:29,968 --> 00:49:30,969
Enjoy the show.

1133
00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:33,013
Rock and roll.

1134
00:49:33,597 --> 00:49:34,598
(LAUGHTER)

1135
00:49:36,266 --> 00:49:38,310
So, how did the two of you guys meet?

1136
00:49:38,393 --> 00:49:41,563
Uh, Abby transferred
to my high school, junior year.

1137
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:43,106
Go, Karate Cats.

1138
00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:47,027
We started telling ghost stories,
and we just kind of bonded right away.

1139
00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:49,821
And all the other kids were, you know,
getting drunk and going to parties,

1140
00:49:49,905 --> 00:49:52,491
and we're like,
"Uh, that's stupid." (CHUCKLES)

1141
00:49:53,325 --> 00:49:54,868
Plus, we weren't invited to any parties.

1142
00:49:55,285 --> 00:49:56,953
Oh, you know what?
You know what I thought...

1143
00:49:57,037 --> 00:49:59,122
Oh, I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm just gonna show you. You'll see.

1144
00:49:59,247 --> 00:50:02,334
So, how did y'all get into ghosts?
Did one of you see one?

1145
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:04,503
Yeah, I did.

1146
00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:05,587
Really?

1147
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:09,883
When I was eight years old,
the mean old lady that lived next door died.

1148
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,429
And that night, I woke up

1149
00:50:14,513 --> 00:50:16,515
and she was standing at the foot of my bed,

1150
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:19,809
just staring at me.

1151
00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:22,437
(SLURPING QUIETLY)

1152
00:50:22,604 --> 00:50:26,608
She did that every night for almost a year.

1153
00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:27,817
What?

1154
00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:32,197
And I told my parents,
and they didn't believe me.

1155
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,115
(CHUCKLES) Still don't believe me.

1156
00:50:34,950 --> 00:50:36,826
I had to go to therapy for years,

1157
00:50:36,910 --> 00:50:39,788
and the kids at school found out,

1158
00:50:39,871 --> 00:50:42,749
and they would laugh at me
and make fun of me,

1159
00:50:42,832 --> 00:50:44,292
call me "ghost girl."

1160
00:50:47,546 --> 00:50:49,631
Abby was the only person who believed me.

1161
00:50:50,674 --> 00:50:52,592
Kids is mean, man. But I believe you.

1162
00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:54,219
Thanks.

1163
00:50:54,302 --> 00:50:56,304
- I have some questions.
- Seriously?

1164
00:50:58,807 --> 00:51:00,392
- Okay, ready?
- Oh, no.

1165
00:51:00,475 --> 00:51:02,519
- I found this in a box when we were moving.
- Oh, no.

1166
00:51:02,978 --> 00:51:04,479
(ABBY AND PATTY LAUGHING)

1167
00:51:04,688 --> 00:51:05,689
ERIN: Oh, no!

1168
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:06,898
Oh, yes!

1169
00:51:06,982 --> 00:51:09,192
I wish we still had this presentation.

1170
00:51:09,276 --> 00:51:11,444
I mean, it was pretty great.

1171
00:51:11,528 --> 00:51:13,405
I kinda wish I could've seen it, man.

1172
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:15,574
- You might just get your wish, Patty.
- ERIN: No way.

1173
00:51:15,657 --> 00:51:17,367
- Wait, you have it?
-(ABBY EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

1174
00:51:17,534 --> 00:51:19,035
Damn, I wish I hadn't wished that.

1175
00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:21,288
- Ghosts, they're real!
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1176
00:51:22,831 --> 00:51:23,832
Lord, help us.

1177
00:51:28,086 --> 00:51:29,713
- Para...
-...normal...

1178
00:51:29,796 --> 00:51:31,756
-...is...
-...normal.

1179
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,174
And a valid science.

1180
00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,677
- Thank you for requesting this.
-|...

1181
00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:38,597
Why don't I see ghosts
flying around everywhere?

1182
00:51:39,055 --> 00:51:40,473
The barrier stops them.

1183
00:51:40,557 --> 00:51:44,728
It's the last line of defense
betwixt the worlds of the living and the dead.

1184
00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:48,315
BOTH: Protect the barrier!
Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier!

1185
00:51:48,690 --> 00:51:50,317
Or mankind will end.

1186
00:51:50,525 --> 00:51:52,277
On! (LAUGHING)

1187
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,903
That was really good.

1188
00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:55,989
- That was really good.
- We actually...

1189
00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:58,408
- That was... I'm a little proud of us. Uh-oh.
- Yes.

1190
00:51:58,742 --> 00:51:59,743
Rhythmic clapping.

1191
00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:01,953
I'm so goddamn happy
you two are back together.

1192
00:52:02,037 --> 00:52:03,038
Aw.

1193
00:52:03,496 --> 00:52:07,876
Man, I'm gonna tell you right now, y'all,
I was hating it up until the finale,

1194
00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:09,461
but the finale is what got me.

1195
00:52:09,544 --> 00:52:11,129
- Guys, we're on TV.
- Oh. What?

1196
00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:15,342
<i>A local team of paranormal investigators
released a video of a proclaimed ghost.</i>

1197
00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:18,845
<i>You can see clearly there's something
in the picture that isn't easily explained.</i>

1198
00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:22,140
Oh, my God! They're showing the video!
We famous! We famous.

1199
00:52:22,223 --> 00:52:23,808
<i>As a result, there are
a lot of questions being asked now</i>

1200
00:52:23,892 --> 00:52:25,685
<i>about the people who shot the video.</i>

1201
00:52:25,769 --> 00:52:29,230
<i>So, what do we think of these Ghostbusters?
Are they to be taken seriously? And...</i>

1202
00:52:29,314 --> 00:52:31,191
"Ghostbusters"? That is not our name.

1203
00:52:31,274 --> 00:52:32,651
They can't just make up a name
and just call us...

1204
00:52:32,734 --> 00:52:33,735
<i>I spoke with Martin Heiss earlier.</i>

1205
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:35,195
<i>- He's with the Council for Logic and Data.</i>
- Okay.

1206
00:52:35,278 --> 00:52:36,571
- Martin Heiss. Okay, okay. (SHUSHES)
- Okay.

1207
00:52:36,655 --> 00:52:39,366
<i>He is a famed debunker of the paranormal.</i>

1208
00:52:39,449 --> 00:52:41,576
<i>Dr. Heiss, you're a highly regarded
scientific authority.</i>

1209
00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:44,204
<i>- Your credentials are impeccable.
- Thank you, Pat.</i>

1210
00:52:44,287 --> 00:52:46,831
<i>If you see something
of true scientific interest in this video,</i>

1211
00:52:46,915 --> 00:52:50,794
<i>that goes a long way to legitimize these
Ghostbusters and everything they stand for.</i>

1212
00:52:51,127 --> 00:52:52,712
<i>A game changer, yes.</i>

1213
00:52:53,046 --> 00:52:55,715
<i>So, tell me, Dr. Heiss, is this for real?</i>

1214
00:52:56,675 --> 00:52:58,802
<i>Hell no. (LAUGHS)</i>

1215
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:00,804
So, now we're the ghost girls.

1216
00:53:01,304 --> 00:53:02,847
I feel your pain, Erin.

1217
00:53:02,931 --> 00:53:05,725
No. You know what? Screw that.

1218
00:53:05,809 --> 00:53:07,227
We are scientists.

1219
00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:08,645
- Plus Patty.
- Thank you.

1220
00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:09,896
Okay, we believe in provable,

1221
00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:11,356
-physical results.
-(PHONE RINGING)

1222
00:53:11,439 --> 00:53:13,024
- That's what we believe in.
- Yes, we do!

1223
00:53:13,108 --> 00:53:14,275
- Preach.
- I will preach.

1224
00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:15,568
You know what we're gonna do, ladies?

1225
00:53:15,652 --> 00:53:17,821
We're gonna catch a ghost,
we're gonna bring...

1226
00:53:18,154 --> 00:53:19,197
- God.
-(RINGING CONTINUES)

1227
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,991
We're gonna catch a ghost,
bring it back to the lab...

1228
00:53:22,075 --> 00:53:23,326
- Kevin?
- Yes, boss?

1229
00:53:23,410 --> 00:53:24,828
Can you answer the phone
that's ringing, please?

1230
00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:26,621
- Buddy.
-(SNAPS FINGERS) Yes, I can, boss.

1231
00:53:27,414 --> 00:53:28,998
- Uh, Ghostbusters.
-(GROANS)

1232
00:53:29,082 --> 00:53:30,667
-"Conductors of the Metaphysical..."
- KEVIN: Okay.

1233
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:31,918
Cool. See ya.

1234
00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:34,671
Hey, guys, which one of these
makes me look more like a doctor?

1235
00:53:35,505 --> 00:53:38,466
Me playing saxophone
or me listening to saxophone?

1236
00:53:38,842 --> 00:53:40,427
BOTH: Who was on the phone?

1237
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:42,345
Uh, the Stonebrook Theatre?

1238
00:53:42,429 --> 00:53:43,847
There's a goat on the loose.

1239
00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:46,558
I'm gonna load up the car.

1240
00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:48,768
- Whoa.
- Okay, okay, okay!

1241
00:53:48,852 --> 00:53:50,270
Yo, yo, I got something for us, too!

1242
00:53:52,647 --> 00:53:54,607
Hey, hey, hey, you guys,
I got these from work.

1243
00:53:54,691 --> 00:53:55,900
I'm making it official, man.

1244
00:53:55,984 --> 00:53:57,819
You put one of these on,
you won't get slimed again.

1245
00:53:58,194 --> 00:53:59,696
- That's great.
- Yeah, we'll put them on in the car.

1246
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,823
- Okay.
- PHIL: Erin!

1247
00:54:03,366 --> 00:54:05,034
- ERINI Um...
- Oh.

1248
00:54:05,118 --> 00:54:06,119
One second.

1249
00:54:06,828 --> 00:54:07,829
Who's that?

1250
00:54:07,912 --> 00:54:08,913
Erin!

1251
00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:12,250
Hello, Phil.

1252
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:15,628
How do you just completely ignore
my calls and messages for a week?

1253
00:54:15,712 --> 00:54:17,756
- Me? Ignore you?
- Yeah.

1254
00:54:17,839 --> 00:54:21,468
You just stood there during the most
humiliating moment of my life.

1255
00:54:21,551 --> 00:54:22,802
Is that her boyfriend?

1256
00:54:23,470 --> 00:54:24,512
- No.
- Sexy.

1257
00:54:24,596 --> 00:54:27,182
Who are you? Who are these people?

1258
00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:29,893
You didn't tell me about
a book that you wrote,

1259
00:54:29,976 --> 00:54:32,645
and now everyone's saying
you're some sort of crazy ghost hunter.

1260
00:54:32,729 --> 00:54:36,065
Okay, well, first of all, that's wrong.
We don't hunt ghosts.

1261
00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:39,444
We stalk them.
And we are very close to trapping one soon.

1262
00:54:39,986 --> 00:54:42,864
And then we will study it
and do reports on it.

1263
00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,909
- Yeah, he probably dances real sexy.
- Uh...

1264
00:54:45,992 --> 00:54:48,036
You know what I'm saying, like, just a wind...

1265
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,955
I don't think his hips move at all.

1266
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:53,291
I think he's mechanical
from, like, the rib cage down.

1267
00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:55,460
- No!
- I know how that guy dances.

1268
00:54:55,543 --> 00:54:56,544
PATTY: How's he dance?
ABBY: Like...

1269
00:54:57,921 --> 00:54:59,005
No!

1270
00:54:59,088 --> 00:55:01,382
I'm telling you, he...
Look, I bet you he get loose and...

1271
00:55:01,466 --> 00:55:03,468
I bet you he pop locks. I bet you...

1272
00:55:03,551 --> 00:55:05,303
He does... No!

1273
00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:07,889
None of that. None of that's happening.

1274
00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:11,601
- It's rigid. It's got a lot of teeth.
- Girl. Please.

1275
00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,853
And he thinks he's doing you a favor.

1276
00:55:13,937 --> 00:55:15,772
- Man, he rip that...
- And you're like, "Get it off me."

1277
00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:17,982
He rip that V-neck off
and he gets it busy, man.

1278
00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:21,736
And he's got... He rips that V-neck off,
he's got another V-neck underneath it.

1279
00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:22,821
(LAUGHING)

1280
00:55:23,238 --> 00:55:24,989
And you know what?
I don't care that people think I'm crazy.

1281
00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:26,324
I don't care what you think, or anyone.

1282
00:55:26,407 --> 00:55:28,576
Because what we're doing here
is groundbreaking.

1283
00:55:28,660 --> 00:55:31,037
It's serious. We're doing important work.

1284
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,288
(HORN HONKING)

1285
00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:33,957
-(SIREN WAILING)
- ABBY: Hey!

1286
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,375
Look at this beauty!

1287
00:55:36,084 --> 00:55:37,168
Whoo!

1288
00:55:37,252 --> 00:55:38,545
(ABBY LAUGHING)

1289
00:55:38,628 --> 00:55:41,256
Wait a minute.
What did you do to my uncle's hearse?

1290
00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:42,340
I fixed it.

1291
00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:43,508
(STUTTERING) Hey!

1292
00:55:43,591 --> 00:55:47,345
He works at a funeral home!
I can't take this back with a ghost on it!

1293
00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:48,972
It's our science mobile, I'll have you know.

1294
00:55:49,055 --> 00:55:53,184
And I'm about to go with my science friends,
and we are about to do real work.

1295
00:55:53,268 --> 00:55:55,854
So, good day to you, sir.

1296
00:55:56,604 --> 00:55:58,565
HOLTZMANN: Erin.
PATTY: We gotta go!

1297
00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:00,358
We are late. Get in here.

1298
00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:02,527
- ABBY: Not you, Phil.
- Erin!

1299
00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:04,737
- Funny.
- Erin, we have to... This is not funny.

1300
00:56:04,821 --> 00:56:05,822
Just get in the...

1301
00:56:06,614 --> 00:56:07,615
(PATTY LAUGHING)

1302
00:56:07,699 --> 00:56:09,450
- Erin, please get in.
- ERIN: Holtzmann, this is not the time.

1303
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:11,911
You are killing me. Erin.

1304
00:56:13,121 --> 00:56:14,372
Oh, we have fun.

1305
00:56:14,873 --> 00:56:16,291
-(WHOOPS)
-(MUSIC PLAYING)

1306
00:56:16,374 --> 00:56:18,501
<i>(SINGING) If there's something strange
in the neighborhood</i>

1307
00:56:19,544 --> 00:56:20,628
<i>Who you gonna call?</i>

1308
00:56:20,712 --> 00:56:22,171
<i>Ghostbusters!</i>

1309
00:56:22,255 --> 00:56:25,550
<i>If there's something weird
and it don't look good</i>

1310
00:56:25,633 --> 00:56:26,759
<i>Who can you call?</i>

1311
00:56:26,843 --> 00:56:28,011
<i>Ghostbusters!</i>

1312
00:56:28,094 --> 00:56:29,095
<i>I'm calling</i>

1313
00:56:30,471 --> 00:56:32,056
<i>I'm not afraid, not afraid</i>

1314
00:56:32,140 --> 00:56:33,349
(SIREN WAILING)

1315
00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:35,184
<i>I'm not afraid, not afraid</i>

1316
00:56:35,268 --> 00:56:36,269
(TIRES SCREECH)

1317
00:56:36,603 --> 00:56:38,980
<i>I'm not afraid, not afraid</i>

1318
00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:41,024
<i>Oh, I'm not afraid</i>

1319
00:56:41,107 --> 00:56:42,400
<i>Nighttime, my lights on</i>

1320
00:56:42,483 --> 00:56:43,484
<i>Whoo!</i>

1321
00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:44,527
<i>Got me scared, whoo</i>

1322
00:56:44,611 --> 00:56:45,612
<i>I'm-a need my bed</i>

1323
00:56:45,695 --> 00:56:47,030
<i>I see shadows all on my wall</i>

1324
00:56:47,113 --> 00:56:48,615
<i>Man, these monsters be big and tall</i>

1325
00:56:48,698 --> 00:56:50,366
<i>Ghostbuster, who you gonna call?</i>

1326
00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:51,534
- Let's go.
- Let's go...

1327
00:56:51,618 --> 00:56:52,702
- Oh. Did you want to...
- I'm sorry.

1328
00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:54,203
<i>- I'll</i> let you. I'll let you.
- Next time.

1329
00:56:54,287 --> 00:56:55,663
<i>Whoo! They roll up to my house</i>

1330
00:56:55,747 --> 00:56:57,290
<i>They knocking at my door</i>

1331
00:56:57,373 --> 00:56:58,917
<i>They coming busting in</i>

1332
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,084
<i>Kill all them ghosts</i>

1333
00:57:00,168 --> 00:57:01,502
<i>Something strange
in my neighborhood</i>

1334
00:57:01,586 --> 00:57:03,129
<i>Look out the window
and it ain't too good</i>

1335
00:57:03,212 --> 00:57:05,131
<i>I smoke these ghosts
like Backwoods</i>

1336
00:57:07,759 --> 00:57:09,719
Are you the Ghostbusters?

1337
00:57:09,802 --> 00:57:11,387
Actually, we're
the Conductors of the Metaphysical...

1338
00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:13,473
We're... Yes. We're the Ghostbusters.

1339
00:57:13,806 --> 00:57:15,683
(MAN CRYING, BABBLING IN SPANISH)

1340
00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:23,566
"There's a chicken frying itself in the library."

1341
00:57:23,650 --> 00:57:25,777
- That is strange.
- That is not what he said.

1342
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:27,612
Please, follow me.

1343
00:57:28,780 --> 00:57:30,698
Right away. Please, all of you.

1344
00:57:30,782 --> 00:57:34,702
Fernando was down here when
something crawled out of a wall vent, and...

1345
00:57:34,827 --> 00:57:37,080
I heard him screaming, so I went to check,

1346
00:57:37,163 --> 00:57:41,501
and that's when the "thing" was
tossing Fernando all around the room.

1347
00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:44,629
I thought it was gonna kill him.
I shrieked when I saw it. I...

1348
00:57:44,921 --> 00:57:48,508
I guess I scared it, because I'm told
that I have a very disturbing scream.

1349
00:57:48,925 --> 00:57:49,926
I could see that.

1350
00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:52,762
Anyway, if you could just mosey around,
you'll probably bump into it.

1351
00:57:52,845 --> 00:57:53,930
Kay, girls?

1352
00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:56,599
(SIGHS) All right. Well, we know
it's down here somewhere.

1353
00:57:56,683 --> 00:57:59,560
Let's split up, and if you see anything,
get on the walkie.

1354
00:58:00,979 --> 00:58:01,938
Roger.

1355
00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:05,108
-(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CROWD CHEERING)

1356
00:58:05,566 --> 00:58:08,820
<i>(SINGING) Separate from innocence
The morals we've been fed</i>

1357
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:21,624
Holtzmann! This is serious!

1358
00:58:21,708 --> 00:58:24,168
And I agree. We all agree.

1359
00:58:24,252 --> 00:58:25,753
Except for Kathy. She doesn't get it.

1360
00:58:25,837 --> 00:58:27,171
All right, come on.

1361
00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:30,299
(PKE METER WHIRRING)

1362
00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:32,677
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

1363
00:58:34,971 --> 00:58:35,972
(CRACKLING)

1364
00:58:47,150 --> 00:58:49,694
Guys, I think I got
another one of those devices.

1365
00:58:49,777 --> 00:58:51,696
PATTY: I just thought
this was gonna be like a book club.

1366
00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:53,823
Play some Stevie Nicks albums, you know?

1367
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,160
'Cause I'm telling you right now,
if I see two twins from The Shining,

1368
00:58:57,243 --> 00:58:58,244
I'm gonna pass out.

1369
00:59:01,414 --> 00:59:02,623
Okay, yep-

1370
00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:05,334
Room full of nightmares. Not going in there.

1371
00:59:05,418 --> 00:59:07,879
I don't understand
how I get wrapped up in this stuff.

1372
00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:11,132
I had a good job at the MTA.

1373
00:59:11,466 --> 00:59:12,592
Was it perfect?

1374
00:59:12,675 --> 00:59:14,469
- No, of course it wasn't perfect.
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

1375
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:17,472
But I tell you what, everybody was alive.

1376
00:59:20,433 --> 00:59:21,976
Was that there before?

1377
00:59:22,477 --> 00:59:24,187
Please do not answer.

1378
00:59:25,188 --> 00:59:26,606
I said, don't answer!

1379
00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:27,690
(SCREAMING)

1380
00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:31,861
(GASPING) Okay...

1381
00:59:32,195 --> 00:59:33,196
(PATTY SCREAMS)

1382
00:59:35,073 --> 00:59:36,074
ALL: Oh!

1383
00:59:37,867 --> 00:59:38,868
- Hi.
-(GROWLING)

1384
00:59:39,035 --> 00:59:41,996
It's a full paranormal transferal embodiment.

1385
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,249
Erin, all of our theories
on spectral possession are true.

1386
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,086
There's a ghost in that thing, and I want it.

1387
00:59:48,169 --> 00:59:49,212
Let's light 'em up!

1388
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,967
ABBY: Whoa...

1389
00:59:57,929 --> 00:59:58,930
(SCREECHING)

1390
00:59:59,889 --> 01:00:01,432
Run! We're gonna lose it! Come on!

1391
01:00:01,516 --> 01:00:03,059
- I love your fire!
- PATTY: Oh, man.

1392
01:00:03,184 --> 01:00:04,185
(SNARLS)

1393
01:00:08,606 --> 01:00:09,607
(SCREECHES)

1394
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,401
Ugh!

1395
01:00:13,402 --> 01:00:14,904
Upstairs! Go, go, go! Come on!

1396
01:00:15,822 --> 01:00:16,823
(ROARING)

1397
01:00:16,906 --> 01:00:18,574
<i>(SINGING) Huh! Why fear what's around you?</i>

1398
01:00:19,242 --> 01:00:21,119
<i>It could be everything you dreamed
And it's about to be true</i>

1399
01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:23,663
<i>Ooh, yeah</i>

1400
01:00:24,038 --> 01:00:27,083
<i>Come with the one who wants to
drag you away from the shore</i>

1401
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,251
<i>-(SCREECHING)
-'Cause you're looking for more</i>

1402
01:00:29,168 --> 01:00:30,795
<i>You want some more</i>

1403
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:33,297
That's not mine!

1404
01:00:33,381 --> 01:00:34,382
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1405
01:00:36,425 --> 01:00:38,511
ERIN: I think those machines
are making them stronger!

1406
01:00:38,594 --> 01:00:40,012
That thing is super ionized!

1407
01:00:40,096 --> 01:00:41,556
And super not-benign!

1408
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:44,183
This music is so terrible,
it's making him more angry.

1409
01:00:44,267 --> 01:00:45,685
Play something gentle!

1410
01:00:46,269 --> 01:00:48,896
<i>SINGER: Behold the power of the undead!</i>

1411
01:00:50,231 --> 01:00:52,525
<i>We have summoned Satan himself!</i>

1412
01:00:52,984 --> 01:00:54,902
<i>For we are the kings of all...</i>

1413
01:00:54,986 --> 01:00:55,987
(ROARS)

1414
01:00:58,197 --> 01:00:59,198
(CROWD CHEERING)

1415
01:01:02,869 --> 01:01:04,787
- Let's do this!
- Go, go.

1416
01:01:17,175 --> 01:01:18,176
(GROWLING)

1417
01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:21,137
This auditorium is Art Deco, you idiots!

1418
01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:22,930
Aim for the ghost!

1419
01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:25,391
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)

1420
01:01:25,474 --> 01:01:28,186
Hey, Patty, you take that aisle.
I'll take the far one.

1421
01:01:28,269 --> 01:01:31,314
Okay, I need y'all to get out the way!
We need to get up those aisles!

1422
01:01:31,439 --> 01:01:33,983
All right, move, people!
I need to get down that aisle!

1423
01:01:34,066 --> 01:01:36,694
If you're not gonna move,
you're gonna become part of this operation!

1424
01:01:36,819 --> 01:01:38,529
All right, heads up!

1425
01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:40,615
Come on! Move me left!

1426
01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:43,326
Oh! Ooh! Watch the rings.
Watch the rings.

1427
01:01:43,409 --> 01:01:44,911
Okay, you sweaty freaks.

1428
01:01:44,994 --> 01:01:47,038
I'm 'bout to save you from this ghost!

1429
01:01:47,121 --> 01:01:48,122
(YELLING)

1430
01:01:49,332 --> 01:01:50,333
(CROWD GROANS)

1431
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:51,417
-(MUSIC STOPS)
- Ooh.

1432
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:56,672
Okay, so I don't know if it was a race thing
or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell.

1433
01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:58,424
- Pick me up!
- All right, put me down!

1434
01:01:58,507 --> 01:02:01,010
Put me down! Down, down, thank you.

1435
01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:04,430
Okay, Patty, stay still!

1436
01:02:04,513 --> 01:02:06,724
- You have sort of a...
- Okay, I just...

1437
01:02:06,807 --> 01:02:08,434
I don't need you to tell me
anything right now.

1438
01:02:08,517 --> 01:02:10,811
-(STAMMERS) No, no, no... You got a...
- PATTY: Nope.

1439
01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:13,606
I really need you not to tell me
anything right now.

1440
01:02:13,689 --> 01:02:15,858
- But, Patty, there...
- Hey. I'm tired.

1441
01:02:15,942 --> 01:02:16,943
- No, no, no...
- ERIN: Listen...

1442
01:02:17,026 --> 01:02:18,444
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off,
how about that?

1443
01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:20,655
No,no,no,
I don't really think that's a good idea.

1444
01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,949
- Going to take off...
- ABBY: Come on, Patty. Patty!

1445
01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:27,078
And I don't want to piss off the ghost.

1446
01:02:27,578 --> 01:02:31,457
Moving, going back to my booth at the MTA,

1447
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:33,709
so let me know if you need some MetroCards.

1448
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:35,461
- MAN: Do it, do it, do it.
-'Cause I am...

1449
01:02:35,711 --> 01:02:36,712
- Really?
-(CAMERA CLICKS)

1450
01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:38,172
All right, ladies, light 'em up!

1451
01:02:38,256 --> 01:02:40,132
ERIN: Patty, stay still.

1452
01:02:40,216 --> 01:02:41,842
Just don't hit Patty anywhere important.

1453
01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:43,177
- What?
- Nothing!

1454
01:02:45,972 --> 01:02:46,973
(GHOST SCREECHES, GROWLS)

1455
01:02:47,348 --> 01:02:48,599
Oh, you gonna get it now!

1456
01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:51,185
(ROARING)

1457
01:02:51,269 --> 01:02:54,939
Erin, I forgot to tell you, don't let your beam
get entangled with my beam.

1458
01:02:55,022 --> 01:02:57,275
- What? Why?
-It's too much power.

1459
01:02:57,358 --> 01:02:58,651
It would cause a counter reaction.

1460
01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:02,280
The beam would shoot back into your body,
and each atom will implode.

1461
01:03:02,363 --> 01:03:04,573
- What!
- Holtz, open that trap!

1462
01:03:04,699 --> 01:03:05,783
HOLTZMANNI Okay.

1463
01:03:05,866 --> 01:03:08,327
And I'm gonna open it on three.

1464
01:03:08,411 --> 01:03:09,829
- H0ltzmann!
- Ready?

1465
01:03:10,162 --> 01:03:11,664
PATTY: Sweetie!
HOLTZMANN: Two...

1466
01:03:11,747 --> 01:03:13,874
- Open the box!
- And one. Okay!

1467
01:03:15,710 --> 01:03:16,711
(SCREECHING)

1468
01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:17,795
(ROARING)

1469
01:03:17,878 --> 01:03:19,922
Erin, doing great. Abby, doing great.

1470
01:03:20,006 --> 01:03:21,799
Patty, try a little harder, okay?

1471
01:03:21,882 --> 01:03:23,551
Get in the box, you hellion!

1472
01:03:24,343 --> 01:03:25,344
(ROARING)

1473
01:03:25,636 --> 01:03:27,263
Come on, we got you!

1474
01:03:27,346 --> 01:03:28,389
HOLTZMANN: Come on.

1475
01:03:35,730 --> 01:03:36,689
(PANTING)

1476
01:03:36,772 --> 01:03:37,815
Whew!

1477
01:03:37,898 --> 01:03:39,275
Excuse me, gotta get...
Excuse me, excuse me.

1478
01:03:39,358 --> 01:03:40,484
I got a ghost to get. Thank you.

1479
01:03:40,568 --> 01:03:41,569
(STEAM HISSING)

1480
01:03:45,406 --> 01:03:49,118
Did we just catch a ghost?

1481
01:03:49,201 --> 01:03:50,244
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1482
01:03:50,328 --> 01:03:52,038
We put a ghost in a box!

1483
01:03:52,121 --> 01:03:53,622
(CROWD CHEERING)

1484
01:03:53,706 --> 01:03:57,251
<i>(SINGING) You want some more,
you want some more?</i>

1485
01:03:57,543 --> 01:03:58,502
Yes!

1486
01:03:58,586 --> 01:04:00,671
<i>What you're looking for
You want some more...</i>

1487
01:04:00,755 --> 01:04:01,756
Right in there!

1488
01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:04,884
<i>We are the Beasts of Mayhem! Huh!</i>

1489
01:04:07,678 --> 01:04:08,679
(CROWD CHEERING)

1490
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:10,890
(WHOOPS)

1491
01:04:10,973 --> 01:04:13,017
Sorry, can't buy you another one.

1492
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:14,101
Yeah!

1493
01:04:14,185 --> 01:04:15,186
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1494
01:04:17,313 --> 01:04:21,025
Wankers! Black Sabbath did that shit in '74.

1495
01:04:21,734 --> 01:04:23,736
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

1496
01:04:23,819 --> 01:04:25,237
- My gosh.
- Thanks so much.

1497
01:04:25,321 --> 01:04:26,947
Why are there ghosts in New York?

1498
01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:29,617
We made magic today,
and that's all I got to say. I'm Holtzmann.

1499
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,410
Where are these ghosts coming from?

1500
01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:34,580
Are there any more ghosts
inside the theater?

1501
01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:36,165
I think we took it out.

1502
01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:37,249
Listen, we're scientists.

1503
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:40,836
We're here for the unanswerable questions
and, really, to pursue truth.

1504
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,171
We're the Ghostbusters!

1505
01:04:42,254 --> 01:04:43,672
ALL: Yeah!

1506
01:04:45,841 --> 01:04:48,177
Nope. I had him yesterday. (SIGHS)

1507
01:04:48,386 --> 01:04:49,428
So?

1508
01:04:49,512 --> 01:04:50,679
WAITRESS 1: So, it's your turn.

1509
01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:52,848
WAITRESS 2: (SIGHS) Weirdo city.

1510
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:54,934
Charge the lines.

1511
01:04:55,768 --> 01:04:57,353
Create the vortex.

1512
01:04:57,895 --> 01:04:59,522
Break the barrier.

1513
01:05:00,773 --> 01:05:02,983
Enjoy your fun, Ghostbusters.

1514
01:05:03,526 --> 01:05:06,737
For soon, you shall bow down before me.

1515
01:05:07,696 --> 01:05:08,989
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1516
01:05:09,824 --> 01:05:12,660
<i>(SINGING) Whoo! Y'all gon'make me
lose my mind</i>

1517
01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:14,703
<i>Up in here, up in here</i>

1518
01:05:14,787 --> 01:05:17,123
<i>Y'all gon' make me go all out</i>

1519
01:05:17,206 --> 01:05:19,667
<i>Up in here, up in here</i>

1520
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,502
<i>Y'all gon' make me act a fool...</i>

1521
01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:22,586
There he is.

1522
01:05:22,670 --> 01:05:24,588
Come on, Kevin. Let's go.

1523
01:05:24,672 --> 01:05:25,714
Uh-oh, Kev.

1524
01:05:25,798 --> 01:05:26,882
Go, Kev.

1525
01:05:27,216 --> 01:05:29,093
Go, Kev. Go, Kev.

1526
01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:30,136
Go, Kev.

1527
01:05:30,219 --> 01:05:31,804
- Ah.
- Uh-oh, Kev. Stop, Kev.

1528
01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:33,389
- Watch it!
- Stop, Kev.

1529
01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:35,307
- Watch it.
- Stop it, Kevin.

1530
01:05:35,391 --> 01:05:36,892
<i>You ain't rapped long enough
to be foolin' with me</i>

1531
01:05:36,976 --> 01:05:38,310
<i>And you?
You ain't strong enough</i>

1532
01:05:38,394 --> 01:05:39,770
<i>So whatever it is
you puffin' on</i>

1533
01:05:39,854 --> 01:05:40,855
<i>That got you thinkin'
that you Superman...</i>

1534
01:05:41,814 --> 01:05:42,940
Oh, please. (LAUGHS)

1535
01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:47,236
-(LAUGHTER)
- Get it. Get it.

1536
01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:49,488
ERIN: This is so good. We have to celebrate.

1537
01:05:49,572 --> 01:05:51,490
- Come on! This is what...
- You're right, you're right.

1538
01:05:51,574 --> 01:05:53,075
- Yep.
-...legit feels like.

1539
01:05:53,159 --> 01:05:54,160
- Right here. This.
- Yep.

1540
01:05:54,243 --> 01:05:55,453
Oh, my God.

1541
01:05:56,245 --> 01:05:58,080
You have to stop kissing this.

1542
01:05:58,164 --> 01:06:01,208
That... ltjust makes me feel
so warm and tingly inside.

1543
01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:03,043
That's probably the radiation.

1544
01:06:03,335 --> 01:06:04,879
(ALL LAUGHING)

1545
01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:07,298
Hey, guys, I got some pretty cool stuff
cooking up over here,

1546
01:06:07,381 --> 01:06:09,341
if you want to just turn your head.

1547
01:06:09,425 --> 01:06:13,512
I got some newly printed circuit boards,
and I rebuilt the superconducting magnets.

1548
01:06:13,596 --> 01:06:14,847
I improved beam accuracy

1549
01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:17,141
by adding a plasma shield
to the RF discharge chamber.

1550
01:06:17,266 --> 01:06:19,393
I have cryocooler to reduce helium boil-off,

1551
01:06:19,477 --> 01:06:23,147
and to top it all off,
we got a freakin' Faraday cage

1552
01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:25,357
to attenuate RF noise and avoid quenching.

1553
01:06:27,443 --> 01:06:28,527
- Nice!
- All right!

1554
01:06:28,611 --> 01:06:30,571
There's a Smartin Christ here to see you.

1555
01:06:30,905 --> 01:06:33,657
Smartin Christ?

1556
01:06:33,741 --> 01:06:35,993
Wait, are you saying "Martin Heiss"?

1557
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:37,578
- Doctor...
- No. No.

1558
01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:39,788
Dr. Martin Heiss, the famed scientist
and paranormal debunker?

1559
01:06:39,872 --> 01:06:41,832
- He's in this building right now?
- Yeah, that guy.

1560
01:06:43,292 --> 01:06:44,960
Okay, you tell him that we're not here.

1561
01:06:45,044 --> 01:06:47,046
- Wait, what? What?
- I don't want to talk to him.

1562
01:06:47,129 --> 01:06:48,130
They're not here.

1563
01:06:48,422 --> 01:06:49,882
Oh... (CHUCKLES)

1564
01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:53,385
Dr. Heiss, hello. Welcome. Dr. Erin Gilbert.

1565
01:06:53,469 --> 01:06:57,723
Is this a good time, Doctor,
or is this dinner rush?

1566
01:06:58,641 --> 01:07:00,309
Why don't you call
and make an appointment?

1567
01:07:00,392 --> 01:07:01,602
It's actually a perfect time.

1568
01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:05,898
We were just
doing some experiments over here.

1569
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:07,733
Ah.

1570
01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:09,568
Yes, please, have a seat.

1571
01:07:09,652 --> 01:07:10,986
Let's start light and easy.

1572
01:07:12,321 --> 01:07:17,076
Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?

1573
01:07:17,409 --> 01:07:21,789
You know, it's really easy
to just sit there and be the naysayer,

1574
01:07:21,872 --> 01:07:23,666
when you don't actually do anything.

1575
01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:27,628
You know that we only comprehend
about 4% of the universe.

1576
01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:29,004
4%!

1577
01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:31,674
- Across the board! It's four!
- Abby, Abby...

1578
01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:35,511
We all believe in the scientific method.

1579
01:07:35,594 --> 01:07:37,304
I've dedicated my life to it.

1580
01:07:37,972 --> 01:07:41,934
And we have actually done it.

1581
01:07:42,518 --> 01:07:44,812
Today, at 4:32 p.m.,

1582
01:07:44,895 --> 01:07:49,233
we successfully trapped a Class 3 vapor.

1583
01:07:49,316 --> 01:07:50,484
MARTIN: You're telling me

1584
01:07:51,277 --> 01:07:52,695
there is a ghost

1585
01:07:53,696 --> 01:07:55,489
inside that thermos?

1586
01:07:55,573 --> 01:07:57,616
- In that can?
- Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

1587
01:07:57,700 --> 01:07:59,326
Booyah. Emphasis on the "boo."

1588
01:07:59,618 --> 01:08:01,620
Well, I would love to see that. I really would.

1589
01:08:01,704 --> 01:08:04,915
Shoot. You know what?
You're not gonna get that treat today.

1590
01:08:04,999 --> 01:08:08,627
We're still assessing what type
of containment method we're gonna use.

1591
01:08:08,711 --> 01:08:11,672
We're testing the lab... In the...

1592
01:08:13,507 --> 01:08:16,302
So, till we figure out
how to best keep the entity,

1593
01:08:17,553 --> 01:08:18,804
that's not gonna happen.

1594
01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:20,306
MARTIN: How's that for my timing?

1595
01:08:20,389 --> 01:08:21,932
I come.

1596
01:08:22,016 --> 01:08:24,310
You've caught a ghost. I can't see it.

1597
01:08:24,393 --> 01:08:27,021
Look, I know it probably
sounds like we're making this up.

1598
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,148
- Yeah.
-It sounds crazy,

1599
01:08:29,231 --> 01:08:33,110
and we probably don't really look like
legitimate scientists.

1600
01:08:33,193 --> 01:08:35,654
No, you only lack the proper equipment,

1601
01:08:35,738 --> 01:08:38,866
like a garbage truck
to hang on to the back of.

1602
01:08:39,992 --> 01:08:43,621
Said the guy with
the walking stick and the floppy hat.

1603
01:08:43,746 --> 01:08:44,872
It was my mother's.

1604
01:08:45,456 --> 01:08:46,707
Yeah, that is an awesome hat.

1605
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:47,791
All right, man.

1606
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,251
(CLEARS THROAT) Thanks for stopping by.

1607
01:08:50,002 --> 01:08:52,254
Well, I guess the graciousness has run out.

1608
01:08:53,756 --> 01:08:54,798
You want to see it?

1609
01:08:54,882 --> 01:08:57,885
I would love to see it.

1610
01:08:57,968 --> 01:08:59,094
Well, he can't see it.

1611
01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:01,513
I'm going to show it to you, then.
How about that?

1612
01:09:01,597 --> 01:09:03,515
- Gear up, you guys.
- No, you're not. Don't.

1613
01:09:05,768 --> 01:09:07,269
Excuse me. Why are you doing this?

1614
01:09:07,353 --> 01:09:08,854
ERIN: Because he doesn't believe us.

1615
01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:11,690
ABBY: Erin. Come on,
we have finally succeeded

1616
01:09:11,774 --> 01:09:14,234
at doing the thing that we have talked about
since we were little kids.

1617
01:09:14,610 --> 01:09:16,904
And you want to risk it all, what, for him?

1618
01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:18,781
Who cares if you impress him?

1619
01:09:18,864 --> 01:09:21,450
Oh, golly, you two are something.

1620
01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,369
You're right. I'm sorry.

1621
01:09:23,452 --> 01:09:24,953
- I don't... (SIGHS)
- Okay.

1622
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,372
- I don't know what I was thinking.
- All right.

1623
01:09:26,455 --> 01:09:27,581
It's okay.

1624
01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:31,251
Attagirl!

1625
01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:32,378
Sorry. I did it. I'm sorry.

1626
01:09:32,461 --> 01:09:33,504
- My God!
-(SHUSHES) I know!

1627
01:09:33,587 --> 01:09:34,421
Casper?

1628
01:09:34,922 --> 01:09:36,256
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMS)

1629
01:09:39,551 --> 01:09:40,636
Aw, man!

1630
01:09:41,136 --> 01:09:42,971
Hey, that man went out the wrong door.

1631
01:09:45,641 --> 01:09:46,975
Oh, my God.

1632
01:09:50,771 --> 01:09:52,773
He wasn't really Ghostbusters material.

1633
01:09:53,065 --> 01:09:54,525
- Who threw him out the window?
-(SIREN WAILING)

1634
01:09:54,608 --> 01:09:56,735
A ghost threw him out the window.

1635
01:09:56,944 --> 01:09:58,112
Oh, you mean like Patrick Swayze?

1636
01:09:58,195 --> 01:09:59,988
Like, he's sitting behind you,
making some pottery?

1637
01:10:00,072 --> 01:10:01,824
Yeah. Like Patrick Swayze.

1638
01:10:01,907 --> 01:10:05,244
That's it. Then we were all dancing
at a summer camp in the Catskills.

1639
01:10:05,327 --> 01:10:07,329
And then we sat down,
and he was behind me,

1640
01:10:07,413 --> 01:10:08,414
and we made a vase.

1641
01:10:08,539 --> 01:10:09,623
Oh, you're combining the two...

1642
01:10:09,707 --> 01:10:11,375
- I combined a couple of Swayze movies.
- ERIN: Yeah.

1643
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,710
Oh, you know what was a good one?
Road House.

1644
01:10:12,793 --> 01:10:14,086
<i>Moved Road House.</i>

1645
01:10:14,169 --> 01:10:15,254
<i>- Point Break.
- He was</i> a...

1646
01:10:15,337 --> 01:10:16,380
<i>Oh, Point Break.</i>

1647
01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:17,881
Come on. At the end with the big wave?

1648
01:10:17,965 --> 01:10:19,049
He was a ghost in that, too!

1649
01:10:19,133 --> 01:10:20,342
ERIN: Well, you don't know
if he dies at the end.

1650
01:10:20,426 --> 01:10:22,845
PATTY: He doesn't die.
He doesn't die. They don't say he dies.

1651
01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:24,138
Well, now what?

1652
01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:27,599
- Who are you guys?
- Official business.

1653
01:10:27,683 --> 01:10:29,059
We'll take it from here. Thank you.

1654
01:10:29,143 --> 01:10:30,394
- OFFICER: What?
- You need to come with us.

1655
01:10:30,477 --> 01:10:31,437
- What?
- Why?

1656
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:32,813
The mayor needs a word, ladies.

1657
01:10:40,154 --> 01:10:43,824
So it's tandem parachuting.
So you'd be with an instructor.

1658
01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:45,409
The little spoon.

1659
01:10:45,492 --> 01:10:48,120
- And who is on top?
- The instructor.

1660
01:10:48,370 --> 01:10:49,371
Nah.

1661
01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:51,415
Oh.

1662
01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:53,584
- Mayor.
- MAYOR BRADLEY: Oh!

1663
01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:55,878
Hey! There you are.

1664
01:10:56,003 --> 01:10:58,756
Welcome. Sorry for the mess
and for the drama.

1665
01:10:58,839 --> 01:11:00,716
Please, come sit down. Take that one.

1666
01:11:00,799 --> 01:11:02,843
Good. That's right.
And, you, that's a good one for you.

1667
01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:05,345
And take the end seat. Good.

1668
01:11:06,805 --> 01:11:07,806
That's not so good.

1669
01:11:07,890 --> 01:11:09,600
No feet on the table, please.

1670
01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:11,143
Um, sir, we don't have a lot of time.

1671
01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:12,436
- And we're not frauds.
- No.

1672
01:11:12,519 --> 01:11:13,896
- We are legitimate scientists.
- Let me interrupt you.

1673
01:11:13,979 --> 01:11:15,397
We know you're not frauds,

1674
01:11:15,481 --> 01:11:17,983
because we have been monitoring
this situation quite closely.

1675
01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:21,236
Agents Hawkins and Rorke
are with Homeland Security.

1676
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:25,407
So we've been investigating
this extremely quietly.

1677
01:11:25,783 --> 01:11:28,035
- Okay.
- So, what do you know?

1678
01:11:28,702 --> 01:11:31,371
Um, we believe that someone
is creating a device

1679
01:11:31,455 --> 01:11:33,749
that attracts and amplifies
paranormal activity.

1680
01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:35,959
And that activity can be escalating now

1681
01:11:36,043 --> 01:11:38,504
and giving us an even larger scale event.

1682
01:11:38,587 --> 01:11:40,547
"Larger scale." Well, that sounds terrible.

1683
01:11:40,631 --> 01:11:41,632
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

1684
01:11:41,715 --> 01:11:43,467
Okay, well,
you've been doing great work. Well done.

1685
01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:45,886
We really appreciate it,
but it's time to knock it off.

1686
01:11:46,553 --> 01:11:48,305
- What?
- Knock it off.

1687
01:11:48,388 --> 01:11:51,308
No, I heard you and I see the hand gesture.
What does...

1688
01:11:51,391 --> 01:11:53,644
These gentlemen are on it.
Let the government do their work.

1689
01:11:53,727 --> 01:11:58,273
We're just worried that you all
are drawing a lot of attention...

1690
01:11:58,357 --> 01:11:59,900
- Exactly.
-...to yourselves.

1691
01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:01,026
What?

1692
01:12:01,109 --> 01:12:03,028
- Patty does wear big earrings.
- Patty.

1693
01:12:03,362 --> 01:12:07,199
Well, if it's a crime to look good,
guilty as charged.

1694
01:12:07,282 --> 01:12:10,536
Other than that, I feel like
we keep a very low profile.

1695
01:12:10,619 --> 01:12:12,204
You drive a hearse with a ghost on it,

1696
01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:14,748
and you use a distinctly
un-American-sounding siren.

1697
01:12:14,832 --> 01:12:15,833
(SOFTLY) We do.

1698
01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:17,543
Do you have any idea
how many federal regulations

1699
01:12:17,626 --> 01:12:19,169
you're breaking on a daily basis?

1700
01:12:19,253 --> 01:12:20,587
- One?
- No.

1701
01:12:20,921 --> 01:12:22,673
- Two?
- No.

1702
01:12:22,756 --> 01:12:23,757
Is it one?

1703
01:12:23,841 --> 01:12:25,384
Just sit quietly.

1704
01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:26,927
MAYOR BRADLEY: Here's the essence
of the deal.

1705
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,930
We are gonna have to
make the public believe

1706
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,306
that you are frauds.

1707
01:12:31,682 --> 01:12:33,350
- What? Wait. Why?
- What?

1708
01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:35,894
The human brain, you know,
it can only handle so much.

1709
01:12:35,978 --> 01:12:39,022
If everybody knew what was going on,
you know, there'd be a panic.

1710
01:12:39,106 --> 01:12:43,777
So, we need to get the information out there
that the incident at the concert was a hoax.

1711
01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:47,155
'Cause, otherwise, there'd be mass hysteria.

1712
01:12:47,739 --> 01:12:50,492
Uh, we don't want mass hysteria either.

1713
01:12:50,576 --> 01:12:53,370
Our main concern is that
we're allowed to continue our work.

1714
01:12:53,453 --> 01:12:56,164
- Yes, that is very important.
- Very important.

1715
01:12:56,248 --> 01:13:03,088
But my concern is, I feel like the cat is sort of
already kind of out of the bag.

1716
01:13:03,171 --> 01:13:06,550
I think what they're saying is
the cat is out of the bag.

1717
01:13:06,633 --> 01:13:10,137
They want us to put the cat
back inside the bag.

1718
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,263
No, I know that's what they're saying.

1719
01:13:11,346 --> 01:13:13,390
- But I'm saying the cat's already out.
- I know. I know it's out.

1720
01:13:13,473 --> 01:13:15,225
- So it's hard to put the cat back in.
-It's not impossible.

1721
01:13:15,309 --> 01:13:17,227
- But that's why they have that saying.
- ABBY: It's a nonsense saying.

1722
01:13:17,311 --> 01:13:18,979
ERIN: If the cat is outta the bag,
you can't put it back in!

1723
01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,063
ABBY: I put a cat in a bag all the time.

1724
01:13:20,147 --> 01:13:21,148
But once the cat is out of the bag,

1725
01:13:21,231 --> 01:13:22,399
aren't you like,
"Ooh! The cat is out of the bag!"

1726
01:13:22,482 --> 01:13:24,526
We just want to
shove that damn cat back in the bag.

1727
01:13:24,610 --> 01:13:26,403
The cat has been out of the bag before,

1728
01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:28,989
and yet, people lose interest
and put it back in.

1729
01:13:29,323 --> 01:13:30,490
People always move on.

1730
01:13:30,574 --> 01:13:33,702
Sheriff in New Mexico
reports a UFO encounter.

1731
01:13:33,785 --> 01:13:37,080
The crew of the <i>SS</i> Ourang <i>Medan</i>
dies mysteriously.

1732
01:13:37,164 --> 01:13:40,667
The entire town of Langville, Montana,
goes missing.

1733
01:13:40,918 --> 01:13:42,210
Itdoes?

1734
01:13:42,294 --> 01:13:43,337
ABBY: Okay, but he...

1735
01:13:43,629 --> 01:13:45,339
We're talking about relocating.

1736
01:13:45,422 --> 01:13:48,592
No one's being killed here, right?

1737
01:13:49,009 --> 01:13:50,761
They were turned inside out.

1738
01:13:50,844 --> 01:13:53,221
Their skin is on the inside of their body?

1739
01:13:53,305 --> 01:13:57,517
Their skin is on the inside of their body
because their organs are on the outside.

1740
01:13:58,018 --> 01:13:59,186
But they're okay, right?

1741
01:13:59,728 --> 01:14:00,771
Sure.

1742
01:14:01,021 --> 01:14:02,689
I think they're dead.

1743
01:14:04,524 --> 01:14:06,193
On that horrifying note,
thank you all so much for coming.

1744
01:14:07,194 --> 01:14:09,780
Call this number if you have any more info.

1745
01:14:09,863 --> 01:14:13,784
When it comes to these ghosts,
we'll take it from here.

1746
01:14:13,867 --> 01:14:16,119
The US government
doesn't need the help of hobbyists, okay?

1747
01:14:16,203 --> 01:14:19,414
So go back upstairs to
your little dim sum tea party, okay?

1748
01:14:19,498 --> 01:14:22,709
And leave it to us. We're the big dogs.

1749
01:14:27,965 --> 01:14:30,384
- MAN: Hey, come on, man.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.

1750
01:14:32,386 --> 01:14:33,387
Meatheads.

1751
01:14:35,055 --> 01:14:37,557
- Unlock it. Unlock it.
- AGENT HAWKINS: Okay, wait. Hold on.

1752
01:14:45,232 --> 01:14:46,650
Roll your window up.

1753
01:14:47,234 --> 01:14:48,235
I'm watching you.

1754
01:14:49,069 --> 01:14:52,906
You think they got genitals in there?
Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?

1755
01:14:53,198 --> 01:14:54,408
I'm watching you!

1756
01:14:54,908 --> 01:14:57,244
I'm gonna go with Ken doll situation.

1757
01:14:57,995 --> 01:14:58,996
It's smooth.

1758
01:14:59,579 --> 01:15:01,540
We're watching you!

1759
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:05,836
Now, the mayor said we could
continue our work, and so we shall.

1760
01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:07,004
We got to be prepared.

1761
01:15:07,087 --> 01:15:09,965
That's why I've made a table of treats.

1762
01:15:10,048 --> 01:15:11,758
Erin, you've had a hard day. Step right up.

1763
01:15:11,842 --> 01:15:13,093
Pick a gun, any gun.

1764
01:15:14,136 --> 01:15:15,220
No!

1765
01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:16,888
I'm sorry, not that gun.

1766
01:15:16,972 --> 01:15:18,932
That one's not ready. It's yours when it is.

1767
01:15:19,016 --> 01:15:20,350
Here, in the meantime...

1768
01:15:21,309 --> 01:15:22,310
This.

1769
01:15:23,145 --> 01:15:24,688
Wow! What does it do?

1770
01:15:24,771 --> 01:15:26,314
It's a Swiss Army knife.

1771
01:15:26,398 --> 01:15:28,442
No woman should walk around unarmed.

1772
01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:30,068
I know what it does.

1773
01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:32,529
- Also, here, why don't you take this.
- Yeah?

1774
01:15:33,030 --> 01:15:34,614
Give that a toss.

1775
01:15:34,698 --> 01:15:36,658
That's gonna send up a little poof.

1776
01:15:36,742 --> 01:15:38,702
It's only dangerous to ghosts.

1777
01:15:38,785 --> 01:15:40,162
- All right.
- Okay.

1778
01:15:40,412 --> 01:15:41,413
(RAPID BEEPING)

1779
01:15:44,124 --> 01:15:45,167
Oh, nice!

1780
01:15:46,084 --> 01:15:47,085
- 0ohl
- Ohl

1781
01:15:49,379 --> 01:15:51,673
HOLTZMANN: Yeah, my mistake.
It was a medium poof.

1782
01:15:52,049 --> 01:15:54,009
This puppy I like to call a Ghost Chipper.

1783
01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:58,013
Hollow-laser technology,
sucks in the ghost and neutralizes it.

1784
01:15:58,096 --> 01:16:01,099
Step up to bat and do what you're gonna do.

1785
01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:04,019
You truly scare me.
I just want to let you know that.

1786
01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:07,689
I'm gonna just...

1787
01:16:13,987 --> 01:16:15,447
- Oh...
- ERIN: Come on!

1788
01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:17,824
Oh, it's like Mardi Gras in there.

1789
01:16:17,908 --> 01:16:19,493
It's a proton glove.

1790
01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:22,746
It's gonna maximize flexibility
during hand-to-specter combat.

1791
01:16:22,829 --> 01:16:24,915
Just give it a punch, it's motion-activated.

1792
01:16:28,418 --> 01:16:29,419
Ha-ha!

1793
01:16:29,503 --> 01:16:30,504
(ALL SHOUT)

1794
01:16:35,967 --> 01:16:38,512
- Okay. That...
-(ERIN SHUDDERS)

1795
01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:39,971
...was awesome!

1796
01:16:40,055 --> 01:16:41,056
(LAUGHING)

1797
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:42,265
(WHOOPING)

1798
01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:46,686
- No, that is a deadly high five.
- No.

1799
01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:48,105
- No.
- HOLTZMANN: Hey, ladies,

1800
01:16:48,188 --> 01:16:50,398
I'd call this a successful test.

1801
01:16:52,192 --> 01:16:54,945
<i>It's fraudulent and unsafe, frankly.</i>

1802
01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:59,116
<i>You know, these Ghostbusters
are creating an unnecessary panic</i>

1803
01:16:59,199 --> 01:17:00,951
<i>-in</i> a <i>sad grab for fame.
-It's fine.</i>

1804
01:17:01,034 --> 01:17:03,453
<i>People can rest assured
that these women are fake.</i>

1805
01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:05,622
Oh!

1806
01:17:05,705 --> 01:17:06,665
PATTY: Damn.

1807
01:17:06,748 --> 01:17:08,959
- Aw, my favorite acid.
-It's okay. I'll get it. I'll get it.

1808
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:10,043
ERIN: Be careful.

1809
01:17:10,961 --> 01:17:12,337
Hey, guys, I've been meaning to ask,

1810
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:14,798
what was that thing that threw that man
out the window the other day?

1811
01:17:14,881 --> 01:17:16,675
Kevin, it was a ghost.

1812
01:17:16,758 --> 01:17:19,344
- A ghost?
- Do you not know what goes on here, Kevin?

1813
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:20,595
Okay, I've got it.

1814
01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:22,931
We sell the restaurant.

1815
01:17:23,014 --> 01:17:24,683
Guys, we haven't had customers, anyway.

1816
01:17:24,766 --> 01:17:27,644
It's time to face the facts,
the restaurant is not working.

1817
01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:29,062
You're standing in the acid.

1818
01:17:29,146 --> 01:17:31,189
- Ah, not my slippers.
- HOLTZMANN: It's hydrochloric acid.

1819
01:17:31,273 --> 01:17:33,150
Get the baking soda. There you go.

1820
01:17:33,233 --> 01:17:34,985
That's how you clean up hydrochloric.

1821
01:17:35,068 --> 01:17:36,069
Good boy.

1822
01:17:36,153 --> 01:17:39,531
- Oh, God, it stinks.
- Just a big, beautiful dummy.

1823
01:17:39,614 --> 01:17:42,534
Well, it's official. We're all ghost girls now.

1824
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:44,119
Can't see.

1825
01:17:44,202 --> 01:17:46,621
- Well, that's the acid.
- ABBY: Get back to the eyewash station.

1826
01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:49,457
- Where is that?
- ABBY: Back by the bathroom. Left.

1827
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:50,542
There you go.

1828
01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:52,836
Stop when you hit something.

1829
01:17:52,919 --> 01:17:53,920
(THUMPS)

1830
01:17:54,004 --> 01:17:55,213
- ERIN: Okay.
- Jesus.

1831
01:17:55,297 --> 01:17:56,298
Good job.

1832
01:17:56,923 --> 01:17:59,342
All right, I would like
to remind everybody here

1833
01:17:59,426 --> 01:18:01,803
that in a very short amount of time,

1834
01:18:01,887 --> 01:18:05,182
we have seen multiple
Class 4 malevolent apparitions.

1835
01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:06,474
- Yeah.
- We did.

1836
01:18:06,558 --> 01:18:08,435
Who cares what anybody else
is saying about us?

1837
01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:09,644
We know what we're doing.

1838
01:18:09,728 --> 01:18:13,273
I mean, all morning,
I've been reading about this stuff.

1839
01:18:13,356 --> 01:18:14,691
There's sightings all over the city.

1840
01:18:14,774 --> 01:18:17,611
"Wailing spirit sighted at 6th and 26th."

1841
01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:21,114
Another one,
"Spectral polar bear on 63rd and 5th."

1842
01:18:21,198 --> 01:18:24,451
Then there was that weeping wall
in the thrift store at Chelsea.

1843
01:18:24,534 --> 01:18:29,664
- Wait. Did you say 6th and 26th?
- Yeah. "Wailing spirits, 6th and 26th."

1844
01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:33,251
6th and 26th. 6th and 26th. Okay.

1845
01:18:33,335 --> 01:18:34,502
6th and 26th.

1846
01:18:35,503 --> 01:18:39,799
Um, Aldridge Mansion. Um, Upper West Side.
Yes? 70... 72nd.

1847
01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:41,218
Um, where did we find the first device?

1848
01:18:41,301 --> 01:18:43,970
- Uh, at the subway, right here.
- ERIN: Okay.

1849
01:18:44,054 --> 01:18:45,555
Theater. Downtown. Downtown.

1850
01:18:45,639 --> 01:18:47,307
- Downtown?
- ERIN: Yes, yes. In here.

1851
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:48,808
Okay, what was the other address you said?

1852
01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:51,311
Polar bear on 63rd and 5th Avenue.

1853
01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:52,812
And the one in Chelsea?

1854
01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:56,691
- Uh... Chelsea is at 10th Avenue and 18th.
-18th. 10th and 18th.

1855
01:18:57,484 --> 01:18:58,485
Uh.

1856
01:19:08,745 --> 01:19:10,038
What do those look like to you?

1857
01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:13,291
Oh, It's an Touching other little "X's."

1858
01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,751
- Ley lines.
- Ley lines.

1859
01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:16,002
What's "ley lines"?

1860
01:19:16,086 --> 01:19:19,798
It's a hidden network of energy lines
that run across the Earth.

1861
01:19:19,881 --> 01:19:22,092
It's a current of supernatural energy.

1862
01:19:22,467 --> 01:19:25,679
ERIN: Supposedly, if you look at sacred sites
and weird events all over the world,

1863
01:19:25,762 --> 01:19:28,014
and connect them with lines
where they intersect,

1864
01:19:28,098 --> 01:19:30,642
it's an unusually powerful spot.

1865
01:19:30,725 --> 01:19:31,893
Abby and I just dismissed this theory

1866
01:19:31,977 --> 01:19:34,938
because it just seemed
too random to have any merit.

1867
01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:36,648
Dismiss this.

1868
01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:42,070
Okay. That looks like it's got some merit.

1869
01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:46,241
He's using the devices
to charge the ley lines.

1870
01:19:47,909 --> 01:19:50,161
- He's creating a vortex.
- A vortex.

1871
01:19:50,662 --> 01:19:51,830
Oh, boy.

1872
01:19:51,913 --> 01:19:55,125
Okay, if he gets one of his machines in there
and it's big enough,

1873
01:19:55,917 --> 01:19:58,003
he's gonna be able
to rip a hole right through that barrier.

1874
01:19:58,086 --> 01:20:00,255
Letting whatever's on this plane

1875
01:20:00,338 --> 01:20:03,717
come crashing down on this plane.

1876
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,343
Okay, I'm calling this in.

1877
01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:12,309
Okay, um, that intersection right there
between 7th and 8th.

1878
01:20:12,392 --> 01:20:14,436
What is there now?

1879
01:20:14,519 --> 01:20:18,565
- HOLTZMANN: The Mercado.
- Mercado. It's Spanish for "table."

1880
01:20:18,648 --> 01:20:20,692
The Mercado? That actually makes sense.

1881
01:20:20,775 --> 01:20:23,611
Okay, yes, I'm looking
for Agents Hawkins and Rorke.

1882
01:20:23,695 --> 01:20:26,239
The Mercado has
one of the weirdest histories

1883
01:20:26,323 --> 01:20:27,532
of the buildings in New York.

1884
01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:29,993
HOLTZMANN: Okay, so it's your
standard-issue haunted building.

1885
01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:32,329
No. This is even before it was a building.

1886
01:20:32,412 --> 01:20:34,914
All sorts of massacres happened at that spot.

1887
01:20:34,998 --> 01:20:38,710
Like the peaceful trade between
the Lenape Indians and Captain Warren.

1888
01:20:38,793 --> 01:20:40,712
Then, all of a sudden, everybody dies.

1889
01:20:40,795 --> 01:20:43,798
Oh, my God, you guys.
This is the dude that was at the subway

1890
01:20:43,882 --> 01:20:46,009
that was talking about the cataclysms!
This is him!

1891
01:20:46,718 --> 01:20:47,761
Oh.

1892
01:20:47,844 --> 01:20:49,596
ERIN: It's always the sad, pale ones.

1893
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:52,265
Okay, ladies, let's gear up
and hit that Mercado.

1894
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,106
Who's in the mood to save New York City?

1895
01:21:00,190 --> 01:21:01,191
(ALL WHOOPING)

1896
01:21:01,274 --> 01:21:02,275
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1897
01:21:03,610 --> 01:21:04,944
(SIREN WAILING)

1898
01:21:24,172 --> 01:21:28,885
WOMAN: And did you try adjusting
the thermostat before placing this call?

1899
01:21:28,968 --> 01:21:32,013
Well, I'm terribly sorry
that you have a draft in your room.

1900
01:21:32,097 --> 01:21:35,517
Why don't you hold while I connect you
to someone who might care.

1901
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,186
-(CLEARS THROAT) Hi. Excuse me.
- Hold on.

1902
01:21:38,269 --> 01:21:40,355
- What do you want?
- Where's yourjanitor?

1903
01:21:40,438 --> 01:21:42,899
Oh, that nut-job! What has he done...

1904
01:21:42,982 --> 01:21:44,567
I don't want to know.

1905
01:21:44,651 --> 01:21:47,904
Just take the stairs down and get him out.

1906
01:21:53,451 --> 01:21:54,452
(CRACKLING)

1907
01:22:01,126 --> 01:22:03,002
(EQUIPMENT POWERS UP)

1908
01:22:05,213 --> 01:22:06,214
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1909
01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:18,184
(GROWLING)

1910
01:22:18,268 --> 01:22:20,311
Hey, stop right there!

1911
01:22:20,395 --> 01:22:21,855
Shut it down!

1912
01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:22,939
Ah.

1913
01:22:24,274 --> 01:22:25,692
The Ghostbusters.

1914
01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:28,528
Look, I think it's great
you found yourself a little hobby,

1915
01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:31,406
and I'm sure, on paper,
flooding New York City with ghosts

1916
01:22:31,489 --> 01:22:32,782
seemed like a great idea,

1917
01:22:32,866 --> 01:22:35,326
but we happen to like the world the way it is.

1918
01:22:35,410 --> 01:22:39,164
Then you must've been afforded the basic
dignity and respect of a human being,

1919
01:22:39,247 --> 01:22:40,373
which I have been denied.

1920
01:22:40,457 --> 01:22:41,749
Not really.

1921
01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:43,793
People dump on us pretty much all the time.

1922
01:22:44,461 --> 01:22:48,548
I am a genius.
I see things that no one else does.

1923
01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:52,886
And for it, I am rewarded
with nothing but scorn and mockery.

1924
01:22:52,969 --> 01:22:56,222
Luckily, I am not
the only one seeking revenge.

1925
01:22:56,389 --> 01:22:58,224
Behind these are millions of souls,

1926
01:22:58,308 --> 01:22:59,851
souls which have been cast aside.

1927
01:22:59,934 --> 01:23:04,606
Souls who see the world
as it truly is, as garbage.

1928
01:23:04,689 --> 01:23:06,774
Garbage that needs to be cleaned up.

1929
01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:08,651
They're mostly dudes.

1930
01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:10,904
When these barriers are destroyed,

1931
01:23:10,987 --> 01:23:15,074
an army of the undead
will return to pester the living.

1932
01:23:15,158 --> 01:23:18,203
"Pester the living"
doesn't sound so bad. (CHUCKLES)

1933
01:23:18,703 --> 01:23:22,874
They will return to pester the living
with unspeakable pain and torment.

1934
01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:28,004
Children will be pestered limb from limb
in front of their own parents.

1935
01:23:28,087 --> 01:23:31,716
The parents will be pestered in half
and pestered in half again.

1936
01:23:31,799 --> 01:23:36,095
And pestered into the ground until their
bloody, pulpy bodies are nothing but meat.

1937
01:23:36,387 --> 01:23:39,849
That's a different, uh, definition of "pester"
than what I was thinking.

1938
01:23:39,933 --> 01:23:43,186
I think the word we're looking for
is apocalypse. Apocalypse.

1939
01:23:43,269 --> 01:23:47,065
Well, let's get these barriers destroyed,
shall we?

1940
01:23:47,857 --> 01:23:50,193
Uh, uh, uh, uh, wait, wait, wait! Rowan.

1941
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:54,531
I get it. You don't like people.
People can be terrible.

1942
01:23:54,614 --> 01:23:58,243
The thing is, though,
there's so many terrific things out there.

1943
01:23:58,326 --> 01:24:02,247
I mean, wonderful things
that are worth living for.

1944
01:24:02,330 --> 01:24:05,333
I mean, you got soup,

1945
01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:10,255
and, you know, that first... You know when...

1946
01:24:10,338 --> 01:24:13,424
Oh, God. I can only think of soup.
Anybody? Somebody? Patty?

1947
01:24:13,508 --> 01:24:14,676
- Salad.
- Salad.

1948
01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:16,427
- Whoa, whoa!
- No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!

1949
01:24:16,511 --> 01:24:18,012
Okay, stop what you're doing.

1950
01:24:18,096 --> 01:24:19,597
The police are already on their way.

1951
01:24:19,681 --> 01:24:22,392
It's over. You're going to jail, Rowan.

1952
01:24:22,475 --> 01:24:24,811
Well, in that case,

1953
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:27,021
bye.

1954
01:24:28,022 --> 01:24:29,023
(SCREAMING)

1955
01:24:37,448 --> 01:24:38,449
That's a weird move.

1956
01:24:38,533 --> 01:24:39,784
Oh, he dead. That's a dead man.

1957
01:24:39,867 --> 01:24:41,911
See if you can shut that thing down.

1958
01:24:43,580 --> 01:24:44,747
(GHOSTS HOWLING)

1959
01:24:45,873 --> 01:24:47,625
- Come on!
- Holtz?

1960
01:24:48,543 --> 01:24:49,544
-(ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN)
-(HOWLING STOPS)

1961
01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:50,795
Holtz, are we good?

1962
01:24:50,878 --> 01:24:54,591
Uh... Well, he's not, but, yeah, we're okay.

1963
01:24:54,674 --> 01:24:56,759
Okay. Well, that's over.

1964
01:24:56,843 --> 01:24:59,304
Okay, we're down here! Down here!

1965
01:24:59,387 --> 01:25:01,097
You hate to see the smart ones go bad.

1966
01:25:02,056 --> 01:25:05,101
Man, it smells like burned bologna
and regrets down here.

1967
01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:07,645
PATTY: Like, um, the dude that worked here,

1968
01:25:07,729 --> 01:25:10,607
he, like, dressed, like,
in a Captain Kirk-type outfit.

1969
01:25:10,690 --> 01:25:12,191
- What's up?
- PATTY: He was, like, standing over here...

1970
01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:13,401
I don't know. It's strange.

1971
01:25:13,484 --> 01:25:16,279
You know, his technology's
not that different from ours.

1972
01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:19,490
It's basically, like, we're
both using the same science.

1973
01:25:19,574 --> 01:25:21,659
- That is strange.
- HOLTZMANN: I think I know why.

1974
01:25:21,743 --> 01:25:25,663
Look what Mr. Cuckoo Pants
has been reading at the beach. No.

1975
01:25:25,747 --> 01:25:26,831
Oh, my God.

1976
01:25:26,914 --> 01:25:29,834
I told you that there would be
people out there that loved our work.

1977
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:32,629
Why am I so flattered that
that weird little sociopath bought our book?

1978
01:25:32,712 --> 01:25:37,008
Oh, thank you for everything you did.
You saved us all.

1979
01:25:37,091 --> 01:25:38,593
The mayor thanks you, of course.

1980
01:25:38,676 --> 01:25:41,012
Privately, so don't tell anyone.

1981
01:25:41,095 --> 01:25:42,055
Um... Can I walk you out?

1982
01:25:42,138 --> 01:25:44,265
Well, why don't you all go get some rest?

1983
01:25:44,349 --> 01:25:47,018
These gentlemen here
will get you out of here. Okay?

1984
01:25:47,101 --> 01:25:48,227
- Oh, thank you. That's very nice.
- All right.

1985
01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:51,022
- Thanks for all you've done, ladies.
- Thank you very much.

1986
01:25:51,105 --> 01:25:53,191
I just have to say
a couple things to the press.

1987
01:25:53,274 --> 01:25:54,525
You know how that goes.

1988
01:25:54,609 --> 01:25:56,736
So we just are gonna fake-arrest you now.

1989
01:25:56,819 --> 01:25:59,572
Oh, and we towed your car.
Real-tow, not fake-tow.

1990
01:25:59,656 --> 01:26:00,698
REPORTER 13 Ms. Lynch!
ABBY: What's that?

1991
01:26:00,782 --> 01:26:02,450
- REPORTER 2; Ms. Lynch!
- What? Wait, why?

1992
01:26:02,533 --> 01:26:03,534
Ow!

1993
01:26:03,618 --> 01:26:04,661
- Excuse me!
- Stop resisting.

1994
01:26:04,744 --> 01:26:06,871
I'm not. I'm walking with you.

1995
01:26:06,954 --> 01:26:09,332
- REPORTER 3: ls New York in trouble?
- Everything is fine.

1996
01:26:09,415 --> 01:26:15,838
It was just another publicity stunt
by these incredibly sad and lonely women.

1997
01:26:15,922 --> 01:26:18,549
It's like they read Eat, Pray, <i>Love</i>
and just ran with it.

1998
01:26:28,434 --> 01:26:29,435
(DOOR CLOSES)

1999
01:26:31,813 --> 01:26:32,814
(BEEPING)

2000
01:26:35,650 --> 01:26:36,651
(CLATTERS)

2001
01:26:36,776 --> 01:26:38,903
Well, mission accomplished, ladies.

2002
01:26:38,986 --> 01:26:41,572
I say we get some drinks and celebrate.

2003
01:26:41,656 --> 01:26:43,574
- How about it, Erin? It's my treat.
-(KISSES)

2004
01:26:43,658 --> 01:26:45,368
Excuse me. Excuse me.

2005
01:26:45,451 --> 01:26:47,036
A couple quick questions for my blog.

2006
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,416
First, how does it feel wasting
tax payer money and government resources

2007
01:26:51,499 --> 01:26:52,875
with your pranks?

2008
01:26:52,959 --> 01:26:55,962
Uh, why don't you go back to
your mother's basement where you live?

2009
01:26:56,796 --> 01:26:58,840
Yeah, I plan to, after this.

2010
01:26:58,923 --> 01:27:01,050
Ms. Gilbert, I asked around your hometown.

2011
01:27:01,134 --> 01:27:02,802
I talked to somebody
you went to school with.

2012
01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:05,138
They said when you were a kid,
you made up a ghost.

2013
01:27:05,221 --> 01:27:08,850
So, tell me,
were you born a fraud, ghost girl?

2014
01:27:09,559 --> 01:27:10,601
Don't call me that!

2015
01:27:10,685 --> 01:27:12,186
ABBY: Erin! Oh, my God!

2016
01:27:12,270 --> 01:27:13,896
Erin, he's too pasty to fight.

2017
01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:15,732
Erin, you're making us look bad right now.

2018
01:27:15,815 --> 01:27:17,817
Erin, come on, let it go.

2019
01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:19,986
They should put you back in therapy,
you freak.

2020
01:27:21,154 --> 01:27:22,155
PATTY: Oh!

2021
01:27:23,114 --> 01:27:24,115
<i>Oh, damn!</i>

2022
01:27:27,994 --> 01:27:28,995
Hey.

2023
01:27:29,662 --> 01:27:31,706
Guess whose desk I just set on fire.

2024
01:27:31,789 --> 01:27:33,207
You'll never guess.

2025
01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:37,170
You may guess when you see
your desk later. Okay.

2026
01:27:37,253 --> 01:27:38,337
All right. Just read it. Just read it.

2027
01:27:38,421 --> 01:27:40,089
"Midtown movie theater owner claims

2028
01:27:40,173 --> 01:27:44,427
"Basset Hound
regularly attends matinees by himself."

2029
01:27:44,510 --> 01:27:46,220
- Look at his ears.
- Yes, I see.

2030
01:27:46,304 --> 01:27:47,305
I meant the one about me.

2031
01:27:48,222 --> 01:27:49,223
- Oh.
- Yes.

2032
01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:50,933
(INHALES SHARPLY)

2033
01:27:53,060 --> 01:27:54,729
-it's devastating.
-(SIGHS)

2034
01:27:54,979 --> 01:27:56,105
Oh, look, you're on TV.

2035
01:27:56,189 --> 01:27:57,565
<i>We spoke to Dr. Harold Filmore,</i>

2036
01:27:57,648 --> 01:27:59,942
<i>Physics Department Chair
at Columbia University,</i>

2037
01:28:00,026 --> 01:28:01,444
<i>where Ms. Gilbert used to teach.</i>

2038
01:28:01,527 --> 01:28:02,487
Oh, no, no.

2039
01:28:02,570 --> 01:28:06,157
<i>It's unfortunate that we have
these former ties with Ms. Gilbert.</i>

2040
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:10,995
<i>Here at Columbia University,
we're about real science, discovering truth,</i>

2041
01:28:11,704 --> 01:28:13,956
<i>not lying for a sad moment of fame.</i>

2042
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:16,793
You know what?
They don't know what they're talking about.

2043
01:28:16,876 --> 01:28:20,087
FEMALE <i>REPORTER: We also spoke with
the Dean of the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute.</i>

2044
01:28:20,171 --> 01:28:21,130
Oh, God.

2045
01:28:21,214 --> 01:28:25,218
<i>Ms. Gilbert's association with the
Kenneth P. Higgins Institute, albeit distant,</i>

2046
01:28:25,301 --> 01:28:27,136
<i>is a blight on this university.</i>

2047
01:28:27,220 --> 01:28:31,307
<i>But, good news,
I have an album dropping in two weeks.</i>

2048
01:28:31,390 --> 01:28:34,268
<i>It's called</i> I'mma <i>Be Me, and I wouldn't mind
playing you the title track.</i>

2049
01:28:34,393 --> 01:28:36,395
-(GUITAR PLAYING)
- Ha!

2050
01:28:36,813 --> 01:28:37,814
God.

2051
01:28:37,897 --> 01:28:39,315
PATTY: Yo, Erin, shake that off.

2052
01:28:39,398 --> 01:28:40,650
You know how many lives you saved?

2053
01:28:40,733 --> 01:28:42,652
- Yeah.
- HOLTZMANN: Yeah, we gotta get out there.

2054
01:28:42,735 --> 01:28:45,321
We gotta get something to eat.
We gotta find that Basset Hound.

2055
01:28:45,404 --> 01:28:46,823
I'll just see you guys tomorrow.

2056
01:28:47,073 --> 01:28:48,699
I gotta go. I'm sorry.

2057
01:28:48,783 --> 01:28:50,409
- Erin...
- I'm sorry!

2058
01:28:50,493 --> 01:28:52,578
So, Abby, I've been doing a lot of thinking,

2059
01:28:52,662 --> 01:28:56,123
and congratulations,
I've decided to become a Ghostbuster.

2060
01:28:56,207 --> 01:28:59,836
Oh, God. I don't have time to try to explain
why that's not going to happen.

2061
01:29:03,381 --> 01:29:05,508
I thought they would've
been happy about that.

2062
01:29:30,533 --> 01:29:31,534
(GASPS)

2063
01:29:48,509 --> 01:29:49,510
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

2064
01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:52,763
Did you guys lose your keys?

2065
01:29:52,847 --> 01:29:56,684
What did I tell you? Pin it to your bra strap.
That's where mine is, and it...

2066
01:29:58,352 --> 01:29:59,353
(BUILDING CREAKING)

2067
01:30:13,492 --> 01:30:14,493
(LOCK CLICKS)

2068
01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:15,578
(PANTING)

2069
01:30:17,246 --> 01:30:18,247
(POUNDING ON DOOR)

2070
01:30:18,915 --> 01:30:21,459
Who's out there?
Holtzmann, I swear to God, I...

2071
01:30:21,542 --> 01:30:22,543
(METALLIC RATTLING)

2072
01:30:29,508 --> 01:30:30,509
(RATTLING CONTINUES)

2073
01:30:44,565 --> 01:30:46,025
<i>ROWAN: Don't look so surprised.</i>

2074
01:30:47,193 --> 01:30:50,237
<i>You didn't think I was gone when
there's so much left to do, did you, Abby?</i>

2075
01:30:51,072 --> 01:30:52,949
<i>It's brilliant, really.</i>

2076
01:30:53,032 --> 01:30:58,245
<i>My devices energized spectral entities
on a nuclear, paramolecular level.</i>

2077
01:30:59,205 --> 01:31:00,414
- Sound familiar?
-(ABBY GROANING)

2078
01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:02,959
<i>It's the reverse of your research.</i>

2079
01:31:03,542 --> 01:31:06,545
<i>Do it in the right place, with enough power,
and there goes the barrier.</i>

2080
01:31:06,879 --> 01:31:10,216
<i>And then the world shall bend to...
(CHUCKLING)</i>

2081
01:31:10,716 --> 01:31:14,762
<i>Okay. I apologize.
That looks nastier than I intended.</i>

2082
01:31:15,554 --> 01:31:17,390
(ROWAN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

2083
01:31:17,556 --> 01:31:18,557
<i>Enjoy, Abby'</i>

2084
01:31:18,724 --> 01:31:19,725
(ABBY GROANS)

2085
01:31:19,809 --> 01:31:21,435
(GAGS)

2086
01:31:22,269 --> 01:31:23,270
(ROWAN LAUGHING)

2087
01:31:28,317 --> 01:31:29,986
(PHONE RINGING)

2088
01:31:34,490 --> 01:31:36,200
KEVIN: <i>(ON VOICEMAIL)
Ghostbusters. What do you want?</i>

2089
01:31:36,283 --> 01:31:39,578
ERIN: <i>(ON PHONE) Hello? Guys, it's me.
Are you there? Please pick up if you're there.</i>

2090
01:31:39,787 --> 01:31:40,830
Call me as soon as you get this.

2091
01:31:40,913 --> 01:31:44,417
I think when Rowan killed himself,
it was just the next step in his plan.

2092
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:46,919
WOMAN <i>ON TV:
The mayor's itinerary has been set.</i>

2093
01:31:47,003 --> 01:31:51,257
<i>Mayor Bradley is meeting with the diplomats
at Lotus Leaf this very moment.</i>

2094
01:31:52,133 --> 01:31:53,467
Lotus Leaf.

2095
01:31:55,011 --> 01:31:59,348
Abby! We got you a sandwich
so you don't be picking off of ours, man.

2096
01:31:59,432 --> 01:32:02,309
You need some food.
Your moods have been real bad, yo.

2097
01:32:02,393 --> 01:32:03,602
Come on now.

2098
01:32:03,686 --> 01:32:06,063
Abby? You in there?

2099
01:32:08,941 --> 01:32:10,276
Everything okay?

2100
01:32:10,985 --> 01:32:13,362
<i>(SINGING)
Abby, come and get your sandwich</i>

2101
01:32:13,446 --> 01:32:15,322
<i>Come and get your sandwich, please</i>

2102
01:32:15,948 --> 01:32:17,658
You want your little sandwich?

2103
01:32:18,701 --> 01:32:20,202
Abby...

2104
01:32:20,286 --> 01:32:21,620
Hello, Jillian.

2105
01:32:22,121 --> 01:32:23,205
Hello, Abby.

2106
01:32:24,206 --> 01:32:25,541
Are you okay?

2107
01:32:25,624 --> 01:32:27,001
I'm quite well.

2108
01:32:27,543 --> 01:32:28,878
That's good.

2109
01:32:39,638 --> 01:32:40,973
You found my pipe.

2110
01:32:41,057 --> 01:32:42,475
I got it at the dumpster yesterday.

2111
01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:45,561
I'm gonna use it to make a proton shotgun.

2112
01:32:45,644 --> 01:32:46,979
Pretty cool, right?

2113
01:32:47,063 --> 01:32:49,857
If it doesn't work,
we can just swing it around and break stuff,

2114
01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:51,525
so it's kind of a win-win.

2115
01:32:52,902 --> 01:32:54,195
- What?
- What are you doing?

2116
01:32:55,071 --> 01:32:56,155
Not my babies!

2117
01:32:57,198 --> 01:32:58,324
PATTY: Hey!

2118
01:32:58,657 --> 01:32:59,992
- Wait a minute!
- No!

2119
01:33:00,076 --> 01:33:01,410
PATTY: Man, are y'all playing?

2120
01:33:01,535 --> 01:33:04,205
'Cause this ain't funny, man. Yo! For real!

2121
01:33:04,288 --> 01:33:06,582
See, Abby, I told you
to have that sandwich, man.

2122
01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:08,125
Low blood sugar is serious!

2123
01:33:08,209 --> 01:33:09,710
- Hello, Patricia.
- What?

2124
01:33:15,216 --> 01:33:16,467
Abby! (CHOKES)

2125
01:33:16,759 --> 01:33:18,636
- What the...
-(WHIMPERS)

2126
01:33:18,719 --> 01:33:19,845
Look at the view.

2127
01:33:21,764 --> 01:33:23,099
This is fun, right?

2128
01:33:23,182 --> 01:33:24,266
(YELLING)

2129
01:33:24,350 --> 01:33:25,351
- Good-bye.
-(HOLTZMANN SCREAMS)

2130
01:33:26,894 --> 01:33:28,521
I got you, baby! I got you!

2131
01:33:29,980 --> 01:33:30,981
(PATTY GROANS)

2132
01:33:31,065 --> 01:33:32,066
(GRUNTS)

2133
01:33:34,276 --> 01:33:35,277
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2134
01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:44,286
- Oh, my God, help me.
- Hi, Patty.

2135
01:33:44,370 --> 01:33:45,329
(PATTY GASPS)

2136
01:33:45,412 --> 01:33:46,789
(NECK CRACKLING)

2137
01:33:46,872 --> 01:33:47,873
(SCREAMS)

2138
01:33:48,582 --> 01:33:50,292
Hell no! The Devil is a liar!

2139
01:33:51,335 --> 01:33:52,461
- Boo.
%SCREAMS)

2140
01:33:52,545 --> 01:33:53,838
Hellion, begone!

2141
01:33:54,755 --> 01:33:56,090
Oh, shit.

2142
01:33:56,632 --> 01:33:57,800
Oh, no!

2143
01:33:59,468 --> 01:34:01,720
PATTY: Holtzy! Got you, Holtzy!

2144
01:34:03,347 --> 01:34:04,431
No!

2145
01:34:04,515 --> 01:34:06,725
Get out of my friend, ghost!

2146
01:34:07,893 --> 01:34:09,019
Ow!

2147
01:34:11,522 --> 01:34:13,524
Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!

2148
01:34:13,607 --> 01:34:16,193
The power of Patty compels you!

2149
01:34:16,819 --> 01:34:17,820
Ow!

2150
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:19,363
Is that you, Abby?

2151
01:34:19,446 --> 01:34:20,489
Where did he go?

2152
01:34:20,573 --> 01:34:21,907
KEVIN: Hey, guys, check it out!

2153
01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:23,159
Hey, listen.

2154
01:34:23,242 --> 01:34:25,995
I figured you're gonna need my help,
so I borrowed all this stuff.

2155
01:34:26,078 --> 01:34:28,914
If you could just chuck me down
my own proton pack, that'd be great.

2156
01:34:28,998 --> 01:34:30,499
- Kevin, come inside!
- Kevin.

2157
01:34:30,583 --> 01:34:31,667
- ABBY: Come inside.
- I'm part of the team.

2158
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:32,918
I can help out. I'm not gonna get in your way.

2159
01:34:33,002 --> 01:34:34,211
- Come on, move!
- Move!

2160
01:34:34,295 --> 01:34:35,838
I was born to be a Ghostbuster, all right?

2161
01:34:35,921 --> 01:34:36,922
Nothing's gonna stop me!

2162
01:34:40,259 --> 01:34:41,677
- Oh, man.
- ABBY: Kevin!

2163
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,470
Come on, Rowan, get out of him!

2164
01:34:43,554 --> 01:34:45,181
Thanks for the upgrade.

2165
01:34:45,681 --> 01:34:47,099
Rowan, ya big bully!

2166
01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:50,019
Hope this guy knows
how to ride a motorcycle.

2167
01:34:50,102 --> 01:34:51,353
Rowan, not Kevin!

2168
01:34:51,437 --> 01:34:53,606
-(ENGINE REVVING)
- KEVIN: Yeah, he does. (LAUGHS)

2169
01:34:55,774 --> 01:34:57,276
Oh, that's so not good.

2170
01:35:04,116 --> 01:35:06,702
JENNIFER: No, no. It's just a magic trick.
He didn't actually cut her in half.

2171
01:35:06,785 --> 01:35:09,163
- No, no. I was there. She was cut in half.
- There's two women.

2172
01:35:09,246 --> 01:35:10,247
- Yeah, I saw it.
-(BANGING)

2173
01:35:10,331 --> 01:35:11,457
JENNIFER: It's just a trick.

2174
01:35:11,540 --> 01:35:12,833
(MUFFLED) Mayor Bradley, it's me!

2175
01:35:13,626 --> 01:35:15,628
Who the shit is this?

2176
01:35:15,753 --> 01:35:17,463
It's me! It's Erin.

2177
01:35:17,546 --> 01:35:19,381
She thinks that's a sliding door.

2178
01:35:19,465 --> 01:35:20,674
It's Erin. Hi!

2179
01:35:20,758 --> 01:35:23,052
She thinks they're all doors. That's sad.

2180
01:35:23,135 --> 01:35:24,553
She's a scientist.

2181
01:35:24,637 --> 01:35:26,138
(PANTING) Mayor Bradley.

2182
01:35:26,931 --> 01:35:28,307
You have to evacuate the city!

2183
01:35:28,474 --> 01:35:29,433
Never say that word.

2184
01:35:29,516 --> 01:35:30,893
You have to shut down the power
to the whole city!

2185
01:35:30,976 --> 01:35:33,687
Don't you understand? He's using
the power to energize them!

2186
01:35:33,771 --> 01:35:36,065
You know what, as you can see,
the mayor is very busy.

2187
01:35:36,148 --> 01:35:37,316
-(FAINT RUMBLING)
- Oh, no.

2188
01:35:37,399 --> 01:35:38,525
It's happening-

2189
01:35:38,984 --> 01:35:40,569
-(RUMBLING GROWS LOUDER)
- ERIN: Can you hear it?

2190
01:35:42,488 --> 01:35:43,697
It's...

2191
01:35:45,491 --> 01:35:46,492
ERIN: Oh, um...

2192
01:35:46,825 --> 01:35:48,077
Okay, that's a dumpster.

2193
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:50,496
But the undead are still arriving.

2194
01:35:50,579 --> 01:35:51,914
Please, Mayor Bradley,
you have to believe me.

2195
01:35:51,997 --> 01:35:53,499
You're the only one
that can do something. Don't...

2196
01:35:53,582 --> 01:35:54,959
Please don't be like the mayor in Jaws.

2197
01:35:55,042 --> 01:35:56,418
(LAUGHING)

2198
01:35:56,502 --> 01:35:58,921
Never compare me to the Jaws mayor. Never!

2199
01:35:59,004 --> 01:36:00,005
Please, you have to get everyone out.

2200
01:36:00,130 --> 01:36:01,173
You're endangering everyone in the city!

2201
01:36:01,257 --> 01:36:02,383
That took way too long.

2202
01:36:02,466 --> 01:36:03,509
What are you doing?

2203
01:36:03,592 --> 01:36:05,135
My... Get off of me!

2204
01:36:05,302 --> 01:36:06,303
(CREAKING)

2205
01:36:06,387 --> 01:36:08,097
Mayor Bradley, you have to listen to me!

2206
01:36:08,180 --> 01:36:11,058
Get out of the city! Get out of the city!

2207
01:36:11,141 --> 01:36:12,685
They're coming!

2208
01:36:12,768 --> 01:36:15,104
Don't you understand?
These ghosts kill people!

2209
01:36:19,858 --> 01:36:20,859
(CAR HORN BLARES)

2210
01:36:24,154 --> 01:36:25,948
OFFICER: 50 cents a T-shirt.

2211
01:36:26,031 --> 01:36:28,075
My plan is to wear a new one every day,

2212
01:36:28,158 --> 01:36:31,453
and then just throw 'em out
and then start over every month, yeah.

2213
01:36:31,537 --> 01:36:34,957
(CHUCKLING) Whoa. Hey. Man,
nobody ordered a Clark Kent strippergram.

2214
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:36,250
Clark Kent?

2215
01:36:37,042 --> 01:36:39,420
Oh, because of the glasses
and the handsomeness?

2216
01:36:39,545 --> 01:36:40,546
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2217
01:36:42,631 --> 01:36:43,632
(GROANS)

2218
01:36:50,139 --> 01:36:52,516
I should have worked out more
when I was alive.

2219
01:37:03,152 --> 01:37:05,529
Oh, I definitely should
have worked out more.

2220
01:37:13,329 --> 01:37:14,997
(HUMMING)

2221
01:37:16,040 --> 01:37:17,041
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

2222
01:37:18,917 --> 01:37:19,918
(GHOSTS GROWLING)

2223
01:37:24,757 --> 01:37:25,758
(HUMS)

2224
01:37:26,842 --> 01:37:27,843
(GHOSTS HOWLING)

2225
01:37:40,731 --> 01:37:42,941
You have to get out of the city!

2226
01:37:43,942 --> 01:37:45,778
Please! Get out!

2227
01:37:45,861 --> 01:37:46,862
(LOUD RUMBLING)

2228
01:37:47,863 --> 01:37:48,947
Oh, no.

2229
01:37:49,907 --> 01:37:51,241
It's happening-

2230
01:37:51,325 --> 01:37:53,118
(ALL GASPING)

2231
01:37:54,578 --> 01:37:56,038
(PANICKED SHOUTING)

2232
01:38:12,971 --> 01:38:13,972
Oh...

2233
01:38:25,818 --> 01:38:27,694
(GHOSTS HOWLING)

2234
01:38:34,368 --> 01:38:35,369
(SIRENS WAILING)

2235
01:38:36,286 --> 01:38:37,287
(GHOST SCREECHES)

2236
01:38:39,456 --> 01:38:40,499
(CACKLING)

2237
01:38:42,209 --> 01:38:43,210
(SHUDDERING)

2238
01:38:45,087 --> 01:38:47,339
City College must have just let out, huh?

2239
01:38:48,257 --> 01:38:49,258
(CHUCKLES)

2240
01:38:49,508 --> 01:38:50,509
Yankees suck!

2241
01:38:50,676 --> 01:38:51,677
(EXCLAIMS)

2242
01:38:53,762 --> 01:38:55,347
What the hell am I doing in New York?

2243
01:38:55,806 --> 01:38:56,849
(ENGINE REVS)

2244
01:38:56,932 --> 01:38:59,143
- ABBY: Let's do this.
- Oh, yeah.

2245
01:38:59,435 --> 01:39:00,436
(SIREN WAILING)

2246
01:39:04,648 --> 01:39:05,941
(WOMAN SCREAMING)

2247
01:39:07,568 --> 01:39:09,403
Taxi! Taxi!

2248
01:39:11,280 --> 01:39:12,322
(ERIN PANTING)

2249
01:39:12,406 --> 01:39:14,324
- Where you going?
- Chinatown.

2250
01:39:14,408 --> 01:39:16,827
Nah. That's, like,
one more block south than I want to go.

2251
01:39:16,910 --> 01:39:19,496
Sir, those are actual ghosts flying around!

2252
01:39:19,580 --> 01:39:21,957
Eh, they're Class 5 floating vapors.
Nothing to worry about.

2253
01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:24,251
No, no, no, it's important.
Don't you see what's happening?

2254
01:39:24,334 --> 01:39:25,461
Look, I don't go to Chinatown,

2255
01:39:25,544 --> 01:39:28,046
I don't drive wackos,
and I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

2256
01:39:28,130 --> 01:39:29,631
What? No, no, no, wait!

2257
01:39:30,132 --> 01:39:32,009
That's a double negative!

2258
01:39:32,301 --> 01:39:33,969
That means you are afraid of ghosts.

2259
01:39:34,887 --> 01:39:36,722
Oh, God, I got to get my gear.

2260
01:39:37,681 --> 01:39:38,682
(TIRES SCREECH)

2261
01:39:46,023 --> 01:39:47,649
HOLTZMANN: Seem to have hit an impasse.

2262
01:39:47,733 --> 01:39:49,109
ABBY: Yeah, I'd say so.

2263
01:39:52,321 --> 01:39:53,989
All right, let's clear a path.

2264
01:39:54,323 --> 01:39:56,325
HOLTZMANN: You guys,
this looks like my kitchen.

2265
01:39:58,285 --> 01:39:59,286
(THUMPING)

2266
01:40:04,333 --> 01:40:05,626
(ROARING)

2267
01:40:07,753 --> 01:40:08,754
(ALL GASPING)

2268
01:40:09,838 --> 01:40:11,131
ABBY: What the hell is that thing?

2269
01:40:11,381 --> 01:40:12,591
{BURPS)
{GROANWG)

2270
01:40:13,091 --> 01:40:14,092
-(ROARS)
-(GASPING)

2271
01:40:14,176 --> 01:40:15,177
(LAUGHS)

2272
01:40:15,719 --> 01:40:16,803
Ew.

2273
01:40:16,887 --> 01:40:18,138
- ABBY: Hey, hey!
- Wait!

2274
01:40:18,222 --> 01:40:19,556
-(ENGINE STARTS)
- Oh, really?

2275
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:21,266
Did you leave the keys in the car?

2276
01:40:21,350 --> 01:40:22,351
(GRUNTING)

2277
01:40:25,771 --> 01:40:26,772
(GROWLS)

2278
01:40:26,980 --> 01:40:29,024
My uncle is gonna be pissed.

2279
01:40:29,608 --> 01:40:30,609
(ROARS)

2280
01:40:31,151 --> 01:40:32,152
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2281
01:40:33,362 --> 01:40:34,947
- Okay, light him up!
- No, don't shoot.

2282
01:40:35,030 --> 01:40:37,032
The equipment on top of that
is basically a nuclear reactor.

2283
01:40:37,115 --> 01:40:39,368
- What?
- Okay, I vote we don't shoot at that.

2284
01:40:39,493 --> 01:40:40,494
-(WOMEN GASP)
-(GROWLS)

2285
01:40:54,550 --> 01:40:56,718
Well, we just gave a ghost a nuke.

2286
01:40:56,802 --> 01:40:58,387
We should probably run.

2287
01:40:58,637 --> 01:40:59,638
HOLTZMANNI Yep.

2288
01:41:00,597 --> 01:41:02,766
- OFFICER: Go! Go! Moving out!
-(SIRENS WAILING)

2289
01:41:02,849 --> 01:41:03,850
-(OFFICERS SHOUTING)
-(GUNS COCKING)

2290
01:41:13,860 --> 01:41:14,861
(PANICKED SHOUTING)

2291
01:41:23,287 --> 01:41:26,790
PATTY: Yo, was Thanksgiving
like Halloween back in the 1920s?

2292
01:41:26,873 --> 01:41:29,042
'Cause that's a creepy-ass Macy's Parade.

2293
01:41:29,126 --> 01:41:33,422
I don't know. I've always kind of been
attracted to husky men in hats. (CHUCKLES)

2294
01:41:34,256 --> 01:41:35,257
-(LOW GROWLING)
- HOLTZMANN: Uh-oh.

2295
01:41:35,340 --> 01:41:36,967
I just made eye contact.

2296
01:41:37,050 --> 01:41:38,677
- With the balloon?
- Yeah, straight down the barrel.

2297
01:41:39,177 --> 01:41:41,138
(DEEP CHUCKLING, GROWLING)

2298
01:41:42,681 --> 01:41:45,183
- Oh, damn.
- I think we may look like chew toys to him.

2299
01:41:45,517 --> 01:41:47,311
All right, let's pop some balloons!

2300
01:42:01,366 --> 01:42:02,367
(SPUTTERING)

2301
01:42:07,539 --> 01:42:08,540
(ALL YELLING)

2302
01:42:10,917 --> 01:42:11,918
(DEEP CHUCKLING)

2303
01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:14,588
(ABBY GROANS)

2304
01:42:14,671 --> 01:42:16,298
Oh, Lord, have mercy.

2305
01:42:16,381 --> 01:42:18,216
This is just wrong!

2306
01:42:18,592 --> 01:42:20,802
(STRAINED) I can't move my hand.

2307
01:42:20,886 --> 01:42:22,971
I can't reach the trigger.

2308
01:42:23,805 --> 01:42:26,892
You guys, this is exactly
how I pictured my death.

2309
01:42:26,975 --> 01:42:27,976
(DEEP CHUCKLING)

2310
01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:29,561
-(SQUEAKING POP)
-(GASPS)

2311
01:42:37,069 --> 01:42:38,236
Come on.

2312
01:42:39,321 --> 01:42:41,031
Proton guns are all well and good,

2313
01:42:41,114 --> 01:42:43,867
but sometimes you need the Swiss Army.

2314
01:42:44,201 --> 01:42:45,202
(CHUCKLES)

2315
01:42:45,285 --> 01:42:46,828
Welcome back!

2316
01:42:47,245 --> 01:42:49,081
- Am I shouting?
- Yeah.

2317
01:42:49,539 --> 01:42:52,167
I think the balloon popped my ear!

2318
01:42:52,250 --> 01:42:56,838
All right, let's go save this city
and get our terrible receptionist back.

2319
01:42:56,922 --> 01:42:58,924
We're not gonna find another one that pretty.

2320
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:09,976
(RUMBLING, WHOOSHING)

2321
01:43:13,397 --> 01:43:14,815
Who's the flying beefcake?

2322
01:43:17,442 --> 01:43:18,443
Hello.

2323
01:43:18,777 --> 01:43:23,031
Oh, dear brave men and women
of the protection services industry,

2324
01:43:23,448 --> 01:43:26,201
I would like to see you dance.

2325
01:43:26,284 --> 01:43:27,828
(BEE GEES' YOU SHOULD BE DANCING
PLAYING)

2326
01:43:30,956 --> 01:43:31,915
Get it Off.

2327
01:43:31,998 --> 01:43:33,125
I can't. It won't work anymore.

2328
01:43:33,875 --> 01:43:36,044
<i>My baby moves at midnight</i>

2329
01:43:37,462 --> 01:43:39,506
<i>Goes right on till the dawn</i>

2330
01:43:40,924 --> 01:43:42,843
I control all of you.

2331
01:43:45,137 --> 01:43:47,639
<i>My woman keeps me warm</i>

2332
01:43:49,182 --> 01:43:53,019
<i>What you doin' on your back, aah?</i>

2333
01:43:53,103 --> 01:43:55,147
<i>What you doin' on your back, aah?</i>

2334
01:43:55,230 --> 01:43:56,440
Oh, this is fun.

2335
01:43:56,523 --> 01:43:59,401
<i>You should be dancing, yeah</i>

2336
01:43:59,484 --> 01:44:00,902
(ALL GRUNT)

2337
01:44:01,695 --> 01:44:02,738
(TONGUE CLICKING)

2338
01:44:02,821 --> 01:44:04,448
Aw, women. Always late.

2339
01:44:05,949 --> 01:44:08,452
Probably couldn't decide
which dirty jumpsuit to wear.

2340
01:44:08,535 --> 01:44:09,536
(CHUCKLES)

2341
01:44:09,745 --> 01:44:12,414
Let's give 'em a proper New York welcome,
shall we?

2342
01:44:12,622 --> 01:44:13,623
Boop.

2343
01:44:14,040 --> 01:44:15,041
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

2344
01:44:15,250 --> 01:44:18,003
Welcome to the glory days of New York City.

2345
01:44:18,086 --> 01:44:19,129
Have fun!

2346
01:44:19,546 --> 01:44:20,547
(CHUCKLES)

2347
01:44:26,052 --> 01:44:27,387
(GHOSTS WHOOSHING)

2348
01:44:32,642 --> 01:44:34,060
Never been good in a fight.

2349
01:44:34,603 --> 01:44:35,771
Well, good news.

2350
01:44:35,854 --> 01:44:37,647
Here's your chance to work on that.

2351
01:44:37,731 --> 01:44:38,732
(DEEP GROWLING)

2352
01:44:40,609 --> 01:44:42,444
HOLTZMANN: Guys,
you all have your sidearms.

2353
01:44:42,527 --> 01:44:44,154
I suggest you use them.

2354
01:44:44,237 --> 01:44:45,655
Okay, power up.

2355
01:44:48,784 --> 01:44:49,785
(SHOUTS)

2356
01:44:54,581 --> 01:44:55,582
(GRUNTS)

2357
01:45:02,714 --> 01:45:03,715
(GROWLS)

2358
01:45:05,133 --> 01:45:06,468
Holtzy, get down! Get down!

2359
01:45:06,676 --> 01:45:07,719
(BOTH GRUNT)

2360
01:45:10,931 --> 01:45:11,932
(ABBY GRUNTS)

2361
01:45:12,599 --> 01:45:13,600
Slap shot!

2362
01:45:13,934 --> 01:45:15,769
-(SCREECHING)
- Gotcha. (GASPS)

2363
01:45:17,938 --> 01:45:18,939
-(GASPS)
-(SCREECHING)

2364
01:45:19,272 --> 01:45:21,149
This isn't very Puritan behavior!

2365
01:45:21,650 --> 01:45:22,651
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

2366
01:45:25,070 --> 01:45:26,321
0mm. Nuts! (GRUNTS)

2367
01:45:32,661 --> 01:45:33,912
I'm getting the hang of this!

2368
01:45:34,079 --> 01:45:35,080
(WHOOPS)

2369
01:45:37,123 --> 01:45:38,124
Oh, shoot.

2370
01:45:38,208 --> 01:45:39,835
I lost my glasses!

2371
01:45:39,918 --> 01:45:42,212
Wait, wait, I got 'em! They're in my hand!

2372
01:45:42,295 --> 01:45:43,380
A little help!

2373
01:45:45,173 --> 01:45:46,174
(GROANS)

2374
01:45:52,514 --> 01:45:53,640
Oh, impressive.

2375
01:45:53,932 --> 01:45:54,933
(GROWLING)

2376
01:45:57,102 --> 01:45:58,895
Holtzy! I got you!

2377
01:46:00,313 --> 01:46:02,315
It's chipping time now, ghost.

2378
01:46:04,234 --> 01:46:06,611
And this is what you get for sitting on me!

2379
01:46:07,988 --> 01:46:09,030
Missed me!

2380
01:46:09,114 --> 01:46:10,198
Thanks, Patty.

2381
01:46:10,282 --> 01:46:11,283
(GRUNTS)

2382
01:46:12,367 --> 01:46:13,410
(GROANS)

2383
01:46:22,085 --> 01:46:23,211
ERIN: Oh, not you guys again!

2384
01:46:25,589 --> 01:46:27,215
Say hello to my little...

2385
01:46:29,926 --> 01:46:31,303
What the hell?

2386
01:46:31,928 --> 01:46:33,555
(DEEP GROWL)

2387
01:46:36,474 --> 01:46:38,018
Forgot about my new toys.

2388
01:46:41,021 --> 01:46:42,147
Let's go.

2389
01:47:00,707 --> 01:47:01,708
(GROWLING)

2390
01:47:07,797 --> 01:47:09,382
(GRUNTING)

2391
01:47:09,925 --> 01:47:12,218
You just got Holtzmanned, baby!

2392
01:47:12,719 --> 01:47:13,762
ABBY: You know what?

2393
01:47:13,845 --> 01:47:16,264
I'm glad I didn't know
any of you when you were alive,

2394
01:47:16,348 --> 01:47:18,642
'cause I don't enjoy any of you,
especially you.

2395
01:47:18,725 --> 01:47:20,644
Okay. All right, Abby, let's reel it in tighter.

2396
01:47:20,727 --> 01:47:23,021
- I don't like you either!
- We got to save our energy.

2397
01:47:23,104 --> 01:47:24,606
Come on, let's go.

2398
01:47:26,608 --> 01:47:28,944
ABBY: Oh, my God, you killed a Pilgrim.

2399
01:47:29,402 --> 01:47:30,737
ERIN: it appears I did.

2400
01:47:39,162 --> 01:47:41,164
ABBY: This is weird.
HOLTZMANN: It sure is.

2401
01:47:41,289 --> 01:47:43,249
Hey, why y'all like this?

2402
01:47:43,500 --> 01:47:44,960
Something's up, man.

2403
01:47:47,712 --> 01:47:49,506
Yeah, great work, fellas.

2404
01:47:49,589 --> 01:47:51,174
Your country thanks you.

2405
01:47:51,257 --> 01:47:52,258
(GHOST WHOOPS)

2406
01:47:52,342 --> 01:47:54,052
-(GHOSTS LAUGHING)
-(MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO)

2407
01:47:55,178 --> 01:47:56,179
(GHOSTS WHOOPING)

2408
01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:03,228
Well, that thing's having the time of its life.

2409
01:48:04,437 --> 01:48:05,480
(EXHALES) Let's go.

2410
01:48:21,663 --> 01:48:23,248
(GHOSTS CACKLING)

2411
01:48:28,294 --> 01:48:29,295
(GRUNTS)

2412
01:48:29,796 --> 01:48:30,839
ERIN: Oh, God.

2413
01:48:30,922 --> 01:48:31,923
(GASPS)

2414
01:48:32,298 --> 01:48:34,634
It feels like the slime is after me, personally.

2415
01:48:35,135 --> 01:48:36,386
That's all I'm saying.

2416
01:48:36,469 --> 01:48:37,804
This might be a crazy hunch,

2417
01:48:37,887 --> 01:48:40,223
but I think he's got that machine
up and running again.

2418
01:48:41,516 --> 01:48:42,642
Come on.

2419
01:48:42,976 --> 01:48:44,310
(PIANO PLAYS MELODY)

2420
01:48:48,481 --> 01:48:49,816
KEVIN: Damn, I missed.

2421
01:48:50,066 --> 01:48:50,984
Oh, Kevin!

2422
01:48:51,317 --> 01:48:53,945
Oh. Is that what this thing's name is?

2423
01:48:54,029 --> 01:48:59,200
Thought it'd be something more Australian
like "Jack-0" or "Dave-O" or "Rob-O."

2424
01:48:59,284 --> 01:49:01,786
Oh, I see there's five of you now.
(CLAPS HANDS)

2425
01:49:02,620 --> 01:49:03,621
ERIN: Huh?

2426
01:49:05,582 --> 01:49:06,875
Who are you?

2427
01:49:06,958 --> 01:49:08,543
Oh, I'm Frank.

2428
01:49:09,544 --> 01:49:11,421
I just came down to get some ice.

2429
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:13,381
Get out of here!

2430
01:49:13,757 --> 01:49:15,175
Get out of here!

2431
01:49:18,303 --> 01:49:19,721
(FRANK SCREAMING)

2432
01:49:20,013 --> 01:49:23,558
I think we should've gave him a heads up
about what was going on out there, y'all.

2433
01:49:23,808 --> 01:49:26,269
Well, it's been a very long day.
Why don't you take a seat?

2434
01:49:27,812 --> 01:49:28,813
Please, sit.

2435
01:49:28,897 --> 01:49:29,981
Don't mind if I do.

2436
01:49:30,231 --> 01:49:31,232
VVhoop!

2437
01:49:32,150 --> 01:49:33,401
Ah! (LAUGHING)

2438
01:49:33,485 --> 01:49:34,486
Okay.

2439
01:49:35,445 --> 01:49:37,238
I do appreciate the joke. It's a classic.

2440
01:49:37,322 --> 01:49:38,656
KEVIN: Oh, for fun.

2441
01:49:38,823 --> 01:49:41,451
I know you're getting real comfy
in your Kevin skin suit,

2442
01:49:41,534 --> 01:49:42,869
but it's time you hop out.

2443
01:49:43,328 --> 01:49:46,956
We like him,
despite his many, many frustrating quirks.

2444
01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:49,626
- He just started figuring out the phones!
- Yeah.

2445
01:49:50,502 --> 01:49:51,669
Mmm... I don't know.

2446
01:49:53,171 --> 01:49:55,090
Is this a little too Peter Pan?

2447
01:49:55,423 --> 01:49:57,175
Anyway, I'll embrace it.

2448
01:50:00,512 --> 01:50:01,596
You know, to be honest with you,

2449
01:50:01,679 --> 01:50:03,890
this guy's making me feel
stupider by the second.

2450
01:50:04,057 --> 01:50:05,016
He's all yours.

2451
01:50:05,850 --> 01:50:06,976
- No!
- No, no, no!

2452
01:50:08,728 --> 01:50:09,771
(GROANS)

2453
01:50:09,854 --> 01:50:11,648
Don't let Rowan get away!

2454
01:50:11,731 --> 01:50:13,608
I got his ass! Here I am.

2455
01:50:14,567 --> 01:50:17,862
Nobody hurts Kevin, man!
Nobody hurts Kevin!

2456
01:50:17,946 --> 01:50:20,865
<i>(SINGING)
Come out, come out wherever you are</i>

2457
01:50:20,949 --> 01:50:21,991
ROWAN: Over here.

2458
01:50:24,077 --> 01:50:25,370
Those guns come with instructions?

2459
01:50:25,453 --> 01:50:28,706
Come on, Rowan! Come get your virginity
out of the lost-and-found!

2460
01:50:28,790 --> 01:50:30,583
- You shoot like girls.
-12 o'clock!

2461
01:50:37,382 --> 01:50:38,383
(GASPS)

2462
01:50:38,466 --> 01:50:39,509
I think you broke it.

2463
01:50:39,592 --> 01:50:40,927
Look what you made me do!

2464
01:50:41,010 --> 01:50:42,637
It's ridiculous. Let's get Kevin.

2465
01:50:44,180 --> 01:50:45,974
(GRUNTING) I knew
he was dumb as a box of rocks.

2466
01:50:46,057 --> 01:50:48,476
I didn't know he's as heavy as one.
What's he made out of?

2467
01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:50,436
Pure muscle. Oh, and baby-soft skin.

2468
01:50:51,688 --> 01:50:53,606
Come on, Rowan, show yourself!

2469
01:50:54,149 --> 01:50:56,025
ROWAN: What form would you prefer I take?

2470
01:50:56,109 --> 01:50:58,820
Uh, maybe something stationary.
Like a bull's-eye.

2471
01:50:58,903 --> 01:51:00,572
Well, I'll tell you what I prefer.

2472
01:51:00,655 --> 01:51:03,992
I prefer something nice and cute,
like a friendly little ghost.

2473
01:51:05,118 --> 01:51:06,870
Oh. Is this what you want?

2474
01:51:06,953 --> 01:51:08,329
Something more familiar?

2475
01:51:08,663 --> 01:51:09,956
Mmm, Ice cream. Mmm.

2476
01:51:10,498 --> 01:51:12,250
Well, you know what,
I don't have no problem with that.

2477
01:51:12,333 --> 01:51:13,960
Thank you very much for being reasonable.

2478
01:51:14,043 --> 01:51:16,379
If this is what you want, it works for me.

2479
01:51:18,298 --> 01:51:20,466
ABBY: Oh, God, he's really going for it.

2480
01:51:20,550 --> 01:51:22,719
Man, I said cute. Cute!

2481
01:51:22,802 --> 01:51:23,970
(IN SOFT VOICE) Oh, God.

2482
01:51:24,512 --> 01:51:27,098
No. No, no, no.

2483
01:51:27,182 --> 01:51:28,183
No.

2484
01:51:29,642 --> 01:51:31,144
-(GROWLS)
- Okay, this is not good.

2485
01:51:31,269 --> 01:51:32,270
-(ROARS)
- Whoa!

2486
01:51:38,109 --> 01:51:39,527
(DEEP LAUGHTER)

2487
01:51:44,657 --> 01:51:45,658
(GROWLING)

2488
01:51:48,328 --> 01:51:50,830
Run! Run!

2489
01:52:11,059 --> 01:52:12,060
(DEEP LAUGHTER)

2490
01:52:22,362 --> 01:52:24,030
- ABBY: Come on!
-(ROARS)

2491
01:52:24,530 --> 01:52:25,698
Erin!

2492
01:52:27,075 --> 01:52:28,076
(ROARING)

2493
01:52:32,372 --> 01:52:35,375
Okay. Homeboy is pretty much
not keeping up with what we agreed upon.

2494
01:52:37,252 --> 01:52:38,211
(CAR ALARM BLARING)

2495
01:52:38,378 --> 01:52:41,881
What part of "small and friendly"
did he not understand?

2496
01:52:47,303 --> 01:52:48,304
ERIN: Oh!

2497
01:52:48,471 --> 01:52:49,764
What do we do now?

2498
01:52:49,847 --> 01:52:52,767
We gotta go back there. We've got to
shoot directly in the portal with more power.

2499
01:52:52,850 --> 01:52:55,061
If we can do that, we might be able
to cause a reverse reaction.

2500
01:52:55,144 --> 01:52:56,521
We gotta cross the streams.

2501
01:52:56,604 --> 01:52:59,440
Wait, wait, wait. You mean that thing
you were talking about that's so powerful

2502
01:52:59,524 --> 01:53:01,276
that will make all of our atoms implode?

2503
01:53:01,359 --> 01:53:03,611
No, implode is the wrong word.
It'll be more violent than that.

2504
01:53:03,695 --> 01:53:06,030
We gotta cross 'em up,
and we've got an extremely good shot

2505
01:53:06,114 --> 01:53:09,701
at pulling all the ionized ecto-matter
back into the dimension of its origin.

2506
01:53:09,784 --> 01:53:11,911
So, on the plus side, we save the world.

2507
01:53:11,995 --> 01:53:16,207
And on the negative side, we experience the
most painful death conceivable of all time.

2508
01:53:16,416 --> 01:53:18,459
Yeah. It's hard to shine that penny, but yeah.

2509
01:53:18,751 --> 01:53:19,752
ERIN: Okay.

2510
01:53:20,336 --> 01:53:21,337
Let's do it.

2511
01:53:21,421 --> 01:53:24,090
Attagirl. Okay, let's go. Go, go, go.

2512
01:53:32,724 --> 01:53:33,725
Oh!

2513
01:53:39,814 --> 01:53:41,232
All right, fire 'em up.

2514
01:53:45,403 --> 01:53:46,404
(GROANS)

2515
01:53:48,323 --> 01:53:49,324
Ahh!

2516
01:53:56,622 --> 01:53:58,833
(ALL STRAINING)

2517
01:54:02,420 --> 01:54:03,838
(ALL GROANING)

2518
01:54:06,341 --> 01:54:07,342
The portal's too strong.

2519
01:54:07,425 --> 01:54:09,886
We still don't have enough power
to reverse it.

2520
01:54:10,511 --> 01:54:12,013
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2521
01:54:12,805 --> 01:54:13,848
-(WHOOPING)
-(SIREN WAILING)

2522
01:54:15,141 --> 01:54:17,769
Yo, what about that nuclear thing
on top of the car?

2523
01:54:17,852 --> 01:54:20,855
If we can get those reactors
super-critical inside the vortex,

2524
01:54:20,938 --> 01:54:23,191
the beta radiation could 180 the polarity.

2525
01:54:23,274 --> 01:54:25,485
Causing a total protonic reversal.

2526
01:54:25,568 --> 01:54:27,695
It's gonna turn that portal
into a giant ghost trap.

2527
01:54:27,779 --> 01:54:29,447
You are a genius, Patty.

2528
01:54:29,697 --> 01:54:30,907
I'm a Ghostbuster.

2529
01:54:31,657 --> 01:54:33,576
All right, let's narrow his path.

2530
01:54:39,374 --> 01:54:40,375
(GROWLS)

2531
01:54:40,541 --> 01:54:41,542
(GRUNTING)

2532
01:54:41,626 --> 01:54:43,086
Aim for the silver canisters.

2533
01:54:44,837 --> 01:54:45,838
(SCREAMING)

2534
01:54:49,801 --> 01:54:50,802
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

2535
01:54:57,058 --> 01:54:58,059
(LOUD WHOOSHING)

2536
01:55:01,604 --> 01:55:02,605
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

2537
01:55:05,066 --> 01:55:06,192
ERIN: It's working!

2538
01:55:18,246 --> 01:55:19,288
He's too strong.

2539
01:55:19,372 --> 01:55:21,791
We can't let the portal close
with him still here.

2540
01:55:21,874 --> 01:55:22,917
All right, ladies.

2541
01:55:23,751 --> 01:55:24,961
Let's loosen his grip.

2542
01:55:25,670 --> 01:55:26,671
(GROWLING)

2543
01:55:29,132 --> 01:55:30,133
(WHIMPERS)

2544
01:55:30,925 --> 01:55:31,926
(ROARING)

2545
01:55:34,262 --> 01:55:35,638
Yo, that's where
you wanted us to shoot, right?

2546
01:55:35,721 --> 01:55:36,931
Yes.

2547
01:55:42,186 --> 01:55:43,187
(GROWLING)

2548
01:55:44,939 --> 01:55:46,065
Look out!

2549
01:55:47,525 --> 01:55:48,609
Abby!

2550
01:56:06,752 --> 01:56:08,045
PATTY: The portal's closing!

2551
01:56:08,129 --> 01:56:10,631
- Abby, hang on! I'm coming!
- What is she doing?

2552
01:56:17,263 --> 01:56:18,306
Hang on, Abby!

2553
01:56:39,118 --> 01:56:40,578
(ABBY GRUNTING)

2554
01:56:46,083 --> 01:56:47,126
(ABBY SCREAMING)

2555
01:56:47,210 --> 01:56:48,503
ERIN: Abby!

2556
01:56:55,384 --> 01:56:56,385
(BOTH GRUNT)

2557
01:56:56,469 --> 01:56:57,470
(PANTING)

2558
01:56:57,887 --> 01:56:58,930
Erin.

2559
01:56:59,931 --> 01:57:01,474
I wasn't gonna leave you twice.

2560
01:57:01,807 --> 01:57:02,934
Yeah.

2561
01:57:04,018 --> 01:57:05,019
Mmm-hmm.

2562
01:57:05,186 --> 01:57:06,771
- Oh!
- Hold on!

2563
01:57:06,854 --> 01:57:07,855
(GRUNTING)

2564
01:57:10,233 --> 01:57:12,151
- PATTY: Oh, my God.
- We got to get 'em out of there.

2565
01:57:12,235 --> 01:57:13,444
PATTY: We got to get 'em out of there!

2566
01:57:16,447 --> 01:57:17,448
(GASPING)

2567
01:57:28,084 --> 01:57:29,669
(RUMBLING STOPS)

2568
01:57:35,216 --> 01:57:36,217
(CROWD MURMURING)

2569
01:57:37,218 --> 01:57:38,219
(GRUNTS)

2570
01:57:38,886 --> 01:57:40,304
Shut up!

2571
01:57:40,888 --> 01:57:42,598
- Yeah!
-(LAUGHS)

2572
01:57:42,682 --> 01:57:43,724
Hell yeah!

2573
01:57:45,851 --> 01:57:48,062
HOLTZMANNI Yeah! Yeah!

2574
01:57:48,145 --> 01:57:49,981
PATTY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

2575
01:57:50,064 --> 01:57:51,065
Oh, my God!

2576
01:57:52,233 --> 01:57:53,734
- Whoa.
- Yeah! Yeah!

2577
01:57:54,443 --> 01:57:55,820
- What's "whoa"?
- Yes.

2578
01:57:55,903 --> 01:57:57,029
- Oh!
- No!

2579
01:57:57,113 --> 01:57:58,114
(LAUGHS)

2580
01:57:58,447 --> 01:57:59,532
Oh, my...

2581
01:57:59,615 --> 01:58:01,742
(LAUGHS) Oh, my gosh.

2582
01:58:01,826 --> 01:58:03,077
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2583
01:58:04,245 --> 01:58:05,788
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

2584
01:58:05,871 --> 01:58:07,123
ERIN: Oh, my gosh! Uh...

2585
01:58:08,332 --> 01:58:09,542
What year is it?

2586
01:58:09,625 --> 01:58:10,835
-It'$ 2040.
- What?

2587
01:58:10,918 --> 01:58:13,212
- Our president is a plant.
- Oh, my God!

2588
01:58:13,296 --> 01:58:14,880
I'm kidding. You were gone two seconds.

2589
01:58:14,964 --> 01:58:16,340
- We did it, huh?
- Yeah.

2590
01:58:16,424 --> 01:58:18,259
- Yeah, you did it.
- Yep.

2591
01:58:18,342 --> 01:58:19,677
- We all did it.
- We all did it.

2592
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:21,429
HOLTZMANN: We all did it.
KEVIN: That's right.

2593
01:58:21,512 --> 01:58:24,098
- We all did it.
- ABBYI Well, uh...

2594
01:58:24,307 --> 01:58:26,392
What did you do, Kevin?

2595
01:58:26,475 --> 01:58:27,685
I did a lot, actually.

2596
01:58:27,768 --> 01:58:29,604
I'll have you know that
I walked over to the power box,

2597
01:58:29,687 --> 01:58:30,855
pushed a bunch of buttons.

2598
01:58:30,938 --> 01:58:33,482
Everything got sucked into the portal,
then it closed up.

2599
01:58:33,566 --> 01:58:34,859
- Ah, Kev.
- That's...

2600
01:58:34,942 --> 01:58:37,111
Sweet, sweet Kev. The two are unrelated.

2601
01:58:38,029 --> 01:58:41,532
Uh, more important question.
When did you have time to get a sandwich?

2602
01:58:41,741 --> 01:58:43,951
Oh, when I was looking for you guys,
I looked in that deli over there.

2603
01:58:44,035 --> 01:58:47,663
Uh... When we were risking our lives,
trying to save New York City,

2604
01:58:47,747 --> 01:58:49,790
you stopped in to get a sandwich?

2605
01:58:49,874 --> 01:58:51,500
Quit splitting hairs, okay?

2606
01:58:51,584 --> 01:58:53,169
Potatoes, tomatoes. it doesn't matter.

2607
01:58:53,252 --> 01:58:55,004
Point is, the Ghostbusters...

2608
01:58:55,880 --> 01:58:57,214
Are back together again, okay?

2609
01:58:57,298 --> 01:58:58,424
And that's what friends are for.

2610
01:58:58,883 --> 01:58:59,884
(HOLTZMANN LAUGHS)

2611
01:59:00,593 --> 01:59:02,470
- Just glad you okay, man.
- Kevin!

2612
01:59:02,553 --> 01:59:04,263
Yes. Hold my hand longer.

2613
01:59:04,347 --> 01:59:05,931
Okay. Okay. Okay.

2614
01:59:06,015 --> 01:59:08,392
I love the hair, by the way.
Makes you look a lot older.

2615
01:59:08,476 --> 01:59:09,727
- ABBY: You know what?
- Hmm?

2616
01:59:11,562 --> 01:59:12,855
A little help, please?

2617
01:59:13,522 --> 01:59:14,523
ERIN: Uh...

2618
01:59:16,275 --> 01:59:17,276
Really?

2619
01:59:20,071 --> 01:59:21,656
Can I have the beverage, please?

2620
01:59:21,739 --> 01:59:22,740
Don't.

2621
01:59:24,075 --> 01:59:25,076
Mmm.

2622
01:59:26,160 --> 01:59:27,411
And a muffin, thanks.

2623
01:59:28,245 --> 01:59:29,246
Oh, my God.

2624
01:59:30,081 --> 01:59:31,499
Are you a wizard?

2625
01:59:31,791 --> 01:59:33,292
<i>In the aftermath of the events,</i>

2626
01:59:33,376 --> 01:59:35,002
<i>authorities are still trying to understand</i>

2627
01:59:35,086 --> 01:59:37,922
<i>what happened in Times Square
and throughout the city.</i>

2628
01:59:38,005 --> 01:59:40,257
<i>I saw Pilgrims. Ghost Pilgrims.</i>

2629
01:59:40,508 --> 01:59:44,470
<i>So you're honestly gonna stand here
and tell me that we didn't all see ghosts,</i>

2630
01:59:44,553 --> 01:59:45,971
<i>that what actually happened</i>

2631
01:59:46,055 --> 01:59:48,766
<i>was that terrorists drugged all of the water
with hallucinogens.</i>

2632
01:59:48,849 --> 01:59:49,934
<i>Yes. Yes.</i>

2633
01:59:50,017 --> 01:59:51,310
<i>Wait, what?</i>

2634
01:59:51,394 --> 01:59:53,062
<i>- Baba Booey!
-|... I...</i>

2635
01:59:53,312 --> 01:59:56,649
<i>...with the government trying to claim
the event wasn't supernatural,</i>

2636
01:59:56,732 --> 01:59:59,985
<i>despite so many eyewitness accounts
to the contrary.</i>

2637
02:00:00,069 --> 02:00:01,278
<i>The big question is,</i>

2638
02:00:01,362 --> 02:00:05,032
<i>was it the four women
who refer to themselves as Ghostbusters</i>

2639
02:00:05,116 --> 02:00:06,951
<i>who actually thwarted the attack?</i>

2640
02:00:07,034 --> 02:00:07,993
<i>We may never know.</i>

2641
02:00:08,077 --> 02:00:09,995
Well, now I know how Batman feels.

2642
02:00:10,079 --> 02:00:11,080
(CHUCKLES)

2643
02:00:11,872 --> 02:00:13,916
You know what?
You don't have to keep fiddling with it.

2644
02:00:13,999 --> 02:00:16,711
I think it looks nice. Right?

2645
02:00:16,877 --> 02:00:18,462
I'd talk to you at an AA meeting.

2646
02:00:18,629 --> 02:00:20,464
-(SNICKERS)
- ERIN: It's my fault, anyway.

2647
02:00:20,548 --> 02:00:22,216
The box said the color was called Garfield.

2648
02:00:22,299 --> 02:00:23,634
- Ooh.
- Mmm.

2649
02:00:23,718 --> 02:00:26,178
It wasn't even the cat. It was the president.

2650
02:00:26,262 --> 02:00:27,221
Oh.

2651
02:00:27,304 --> 02:00:29,515
It was part of
the Dead Presidents Color Collection.

2652
02:00:29,598 --> 02:00:31,267
You stay away from Taft.

2653
02:00:31,350 --> 02:00:34,228
That's my mother's color.
I don't want to see that on anyone's head.

2654
02:00:34,311 --> 02:00:36,480
Mine was "Woman with a Secret."

2655
02:00:37,314 --> 02:00:39,066
And she was kind of going, "Shh."

2656
02:00:39,150 --> 02:00:40,985
And she appeared to be in a canoe.

2657
02:00:41,068 --> 02:00:43,070
- You know what? I want to make a toast.
-(CLINKS GLASS)

2658
02:00:43,154 --> 02:00:44,238
ABBY: Oh.

2659
02:00:44,321 --> 02:00:45,406
Uh-oh.

2660
02:00:45,489 --> 02:00:47,116
- Here we go.
- PATTY: Here we go.

2661
02:00:47,825 --> 02:00:51,579
Physics is the study of
the movement of, uh, bodies in space,

2662
02:00:51,662 --> 02:00:54,957
and it can unlock the mysteries
of the universe.

2663
02:00:55,040 --> 02:00:59,670
But it cannot answer the essential question
of what is our purpose here.

2664
02:00:59,754 --> 02:01:03,132
And, to me, the purpose of life is to love.

2665
02:01:03,215 --> 02:01:06,761
And to love is what you have shown me.

2666
02:01:06,844 --> 02:01:09,764
I didn't think that I would
ever really have a friend until I met Abby,

2667
02:01:09,847 --> 02:01:12,099
and then I feel like I have a family of my own.

2668
02:01:12,224 --> 02:01:13,684
And I love you. Thank you.

2669
02:01:14,393 --> 02:01:15,311
ABBY: Thank you.

2670
02:01:15,853 --> 02:01:17,146
I mean, that was like a real thing right there.

2671
02:01:17,229 --> 02:01:19,023
- Yeah, that was...
- That was, like, so real.

2672
02:01:19,106 --> 02:01:20,900
-(HOLTZMANN CLEARS THROAT)
- I'm so sorry I'm late.

2673
02:01:21,400 --> 02:01:22,443
Oh.

2674
02:01:22,526 --> 02:01:25,446
We want to thank you for your discretion.

2675
02:01:25,529 --> 02:01:28,157
- It's not working at all, but thank you.
-(CHUCKLES)

2676
02:01:28,240 --> 02:01:32,244
Actually, we'd like you to continue
to study this subject,

2677
02:01:32,328 --> 02:01:33,871
fully funded.

2678
02:01:33,954 --> 02:01:37,082
You know, we need to be better prepared,
just in case.

2679
02:01:37,166 --> 02:01:38,793
- Yeah. Yes, that's smart.
- Yes.

2680
02:01:38,876 --> 02:01:40,836
Whatever you need, going forward.

2681
02:01:40,920 --> 02:01:42,129
Anything at all.

2682
02:01:43,297 --> 02:01:44,423
Anything?

2683
02:01:45,549 --> 02:01:46,634
Anything.

2684
02:01:46,717 --> 02:01:48,093
- Hell yeah!
-(LAUGHS)

2685
02:01:49,553 --> 02:01:50,596
Second floor is mine.

2686
02:01:50,679 --> 02:01:52,515
You can't claim a whole floor.

2687
02:01:52,598 --> 02:01:53,641
HOLTZMANN: I just did.
PATTY: You can't...

2688
02:01:53,724 --> 02:01:55,434
You can't do that, Holtzy!

2689
02:01:55,768 --> 02:01:57,394
Not bad, ghost girl.

2690
02:01:57,478 --> 02:01:59,522
Thank you, and I proudly take that title.

2691
02:01:59,605 --> 02:02:00,606
(LAUGHS)

2692
02:02:01,941 --> 02:02:02,900
(TIRES SCREECH)

2693
02:02:02,983 --> 02:02:04,026
(HORN HONKS)

2694
02:02:04,109 --> 02:02:05,861
- Is that...
- Patty's uncle.

2695
02:02:10,199 --> 02:02:11,367
<i>PATTY: Um').!</i>

2696
02:02:12,159 --> 02:02:13,202
Where is it?

2697
02:02:13,702 --> 02:02:15,538
What are you talking about?
I told you what happened.

2698
02:02:15,621 --> 02:02:16,872
Where's the car?

2699
02:02:16,956 --> 02:02:19,333
- It's on the other side.
- In Jersey?

2700
02:02:19,416 --> 02:02:21,961
- PATTY: No, in the portal.
- Ah, huh...

2701
02:02:22,044 --> 02:02:24,672
You know what? We should probably
let them just work this out.

2702
02:02:24,755 --> 02:02:25,714
- Excuse me.
- Patty,

2703
02:02:25,798 --> 02:02:27,675
I got four funerals this weekend.

2704
02:02:27,758 --> 02:02:29,468
I can't do them with just one hearse.

2705
02:02:29,552 --> 02:02:31,095
PATTY: Maybe you could do two at a time.

2706
02:02:31,178 --> 02:02:32,680
UNCLE: We're not stacking 'em like flapjacks!

2707
02:02:32,763 --> 02:02:33,764
<i>II'</i>

2708
02:02:45,109 --> 02:02:46,861
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

2709
02:02:46,944 --> 02:02:48,237
I know what you did.

2710
02:02:48,487 --> 02:02:49,655
- What? Oh...
-(BENNIE GROANS)

2711
02:02:49,738 --> 02:02:52,408
Bennie, don't get weird on me, okay?

2712
02:02:53,742 --> 02:02:54,952
What is...

2713
02:02:55,411 --> 02:02:56,996
Yeah!

2714
02:02:57,079 --> 02:03:01,375
I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio
of wontons to broth.

2715
02:03:01,458 --> 02:03:02,960
This is absolute madness.

2716
02:03:03,085 --> 02:03:05,713
Come on, girl.
You deserve every wonton in the world.

2717
02:03:05,796 --> 02:03:07,882
Don't let any man tell you otherwise.

2718
02:03:07,965 --> 02:03:08,966
- Okay, you can go.
- All right.

2719
02:03:09,049 --> 02:03:10,259
- We still good for brunch?
- Nope.

2720
02:03:10,342 --> 02:03:11,343
Just go.

2721
02:03:11,635 --> 02:03:12,636
<i>II'</i>

2722
02:03:24,648 --> 02:03:25,649
(PHONE RINGS)

2723
02:03:26,859 --> 02:03:29,904
Ghostbusters. Please give
a detailed description of your apparition.

2724
02:03:30,195 --> 02:03:32,406
Mmm-hmm. Well, that sounds like

2725
02:03:32,489 --> 02:03:36,785
an illusional meta-physious, spectro-mian.

2726
02:03:36,869 --> 02:03:37,995
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

2727
02:03:38,078 --> 02:03:39,705
(WHISPERS) I'm talking like you guys.

2728
02:03:39,788 --> 02:03:41,123
- Way to go, Kev.
- Yeah.

2729
02:03:41,206 --> 02:03:43,375
Well, that sounds very scary.

2730
02:03:43,459 --> 02:03:46,754
It's probably 'cause you got a lot of
bad karma from your previous life. Mmm.

2731
02:03:46,837 --> 02:03:47,838
(SPITS)

2732
02:03:48,672 --> 02:03:49,924
Oh, I hate coffee.

2733
02:03:50,007 --> 02:03:51,884
I'm just gonna disconnect his phone.

2734
02:03:51,967 --> 02:03:53,218
- He won't notice.
- No.

2735
02:03:53,677 --> 02:03:54,678
<i>II'</i>

2736
02:04:09,276 --> 02:04:10,945
ERIN: How's it going over here?

2737
02:04:11,111 --> 02:04:12,947
Um, good. Really good.

2738
02:04:13,030 --> 02:04:16,158
I'm working on some kind of next-level stuff.

2739
02:04:16,241 --> 02:04:18,202
(LAUGHS) Case in point.

2740
02:04:18,535 --> 02:04:20,037
-(SHARP CLANK)
- Whoa!

2741
02:04:20,996 --> 02:04:22,498
Wow. (LAUGHS)

2742
02:04:22,790 --> 02:04:23,791
ERIN: What is this for?

2743
02:04:23,874 --> 02:04:27,002
It catches ghosts
and it transports them somewhere else.

2744
02:04:27,086 --> 02:04:28,420
I don't know where, uh,

2745
02:04:28,504 --> 02:04:31,006
but I have a feeling it's Michigan.

2746
02:04:32,424 --> 02:04:34,051
Sorry, Lansing.

2747
02:04:34,510 --> 02:04:35,511
<i>II'</i>

2748
02:04:45,771 --> 02:04:47,648
Hey, how's this containment unit?

2749
02:04:47,731 --> 02:04:49,191
Oh, you got that up and going?

2750
02:04:49,274 --> 02:04:51,652
HOLTZMANN: Oh, that?
Oh, that's going real smooth.

2751
02:04:51,735 --> 02:04:56,198
Uh, I just would say don't be in a room with it
for more than an hour at a time,

2752
02:04:56,281 --> 02:04:59,618
because I'm thinking a lot of hair loss.

2753
02:04:59,702 --> 02:05:02,287
Oh, well, that might be something
we want to work on. Oh.

2754
02:05:02,371 --> 02:05:05,958
Uh, hi. Hello. Sorry, I didn't know
anyone else was here.

2755
02:05:06,041 --> 02:05:07,543
What a ding-a-ling. I forgot to introduce.

2756
02:05:07,626 --> 02:05:09,962
This is my mentor, Dr. Rebecca Gorin.

2757
02:05:10,546 --> 02:05:12,339
This is reckless, Jillian.

2758
02:05:12,589 --> 02:05:14,091
All someone has to do is sneeze too hard

2759
02:05:14,174 --> 02:05:16,510
and everyone in this building
is going to disintegrate.

2760
02:05:16,760 --> 02:05:19,013
It's completely unstable.

2761
02:05:19,096 --> 02:05:20,681
Do we need this safety light?

2762
02:05:20,764 --> 02:05:22,725
Safety lights are for dudes.

2763
02:05:22,891 --> 02:05:24,935
Safety lights are for dudes.

2764
02:05:25,144 --> 02:05:26,145
(CHUCKLES)

2765
02:05:27,438 --> 02:05:28,480
I hate doing that.

2766
02:05:29,356 --> 02:05:32,276
Hey, y'all need to come check this out.
Come up to the roof.

2767
02:05:38,157 --> 02:05:39,199
(LAUGHS)

2768
02:05:42,578 --> 02:05:44,288
ERIN: Is that for us?

2769
02:05:44,371 --> 02:05:47,708
PATTY: I guess some people
actually do know what we did.

2770
02:05:48,208 --> 02:05:49,960
Well, that's not terrible.

2771
02:05:50,502 --> 02:05:51,962
No, it's not.

2772
02:05:52,046 --> 02:05:53,505
It's not terrible at all.

2773
02:05:53,589 --> 02:05:54,590
(CHUCKUNG)

2774
02:06:00,471 --> 02:06:01,472
(EXHALES)

2775
02:06:10,439 --> 02:06:11,398
<i>II'</i>

2776
02:06:14,109 --> 02:06:18,113
<i>(SINGING) Who you gonna call when you feel
all pent up inside your head?</i>

2777
02:06:18,363 --> 02:06:22,326
<i>Do you wanna know how the story goes
or make it up instead?</i>

2778
02:06:22,910 --> 02:06:24,661
<i>Now, you're complicated</i>

2779
02:06:24,787 --> 02:06:26,789
<i>Scares us to the bone</i>

2780
02:06:27,289 --> 02:06:30,209
<i>But no one says you're better off alone</i>

2781
02:06:30,834 --> 02:06:32,544
<i>I got the ghost</i>

2782
02:06:32,669 --> 02:06:33,754
<i>Get ghost</i>

2783
02:06:33,837 --> 02:06:35,339
<i>ls scaring you the most</i>

2784
02:06:35,422 --> 02:06:36,715
<i>I think the ghost</i>

2785
02:06:36,799 --> 02:06:37,800
<i>The ghost</i>

2786
02:06:37,883 --> 02:06:39,551
<i>ls scaring you the most</i>

2787
02:06:39,802 --> 02:06:40,886
<i>I got the ghost</i>

2788
02:06:41,136 --> 02:06:43,972
<i>That spirit you harbor in your bones</i>

2789
02:06:44,723 --> 02:06:46,600
<i>Likeness that you fear the most</i>

2790
02:06:46,809 --> 02:06:48,393
<i>But don't forget you're gonna</i>

2791
02:06:48,602 --> 02:06:49,853
<i>Get ghost</i>

2792
02:06:52,898 --> 02:06:54,358
<i>Get ghost</i>

2793
02:06:57,236 --> 02:06:58,654
<i>Get ghost</i>

2794
02:07:01,573 --> 02:07:02,950
<i>Get ghost</i>

2795
02:07:06,495 --> 02:07:10,499
<i>Like the rhythm, it makes you feel
just a little like lifting off the ground</i>

2796
02:07:10,666 --> 02:07:14,670
<i>Feeling a pull and the party's full
and you just got to get out</i>

2797
02:07:15,003 --> 02:07:17,297
<i>Oh, you're in no position</i>

2798
02:07:17,506 --> 02:07:19,174
<i>Call the other now</i>

2799
02:07:19,675 --> 02:07:22,511
<i>Funny how you're callin' on us now</i>

2800
02:07:23,387 --> 02:07:24,680
<i>I got the ghost</i>

2801
02:07:24,888 --> 02:07:25,889
<i>Get ghost</i>

2802
02:07:26,181 --> 02:07:27,599
<i>ls scarin' you the most</i>

2803
02:07:27,683 --> 02:07:29,184
<i>I think the ghost</i>

2804
02:07:29,268 --> 02:07:30,269
<i>The ghost</i>

2805
02:07:30,519 --> 02:07:31,854
<i>ls scarin' you the most</i>

2806
02:07:32,187 --> 02:07:33,522
<i>I got the ghost</i>

2807
02:07:37,317 --> 02:07:39,069
<i>Likeness that you fear the most</i>

2808
02:07:39,194 --> 02:07:40,904
<i>But don't forget you're gonna</i>

2809
02:07:40,988 --> 02:07:42,156
<i>Get ghost</i>

2810
02:07:45,242 --> 02:07:46,243
<i>Get ghost</i>

2811
02:07:49,580 --> 02:07:51,039
<i>Get ghost</i>

2812
02:07:54,001 --> 02:07:55,210
<i>Get ghost</i>

2813
02:07:59,214 --> 02:08:01,300
<i>When you start getting done
it's time to get ghost</i>

2814
02:08:01,383 --> 02:08:03,594
<i>Everybody 'round you start doin' the most</i>

2815
02:08:03,677 --> 02:08:05,721
<i>Everybody pullin' up with they hands out</i>

2816
02:08:05,846 --> 02:08:08,015
<i>Wasn't with me,
now they wanna be my friend now</i>

2817
02:08:08,182 --> 02:08:10,309
<i>Ay, wanna hold a couple bands now</i>

2818
02:08:10,392 --> 02:08:12,436
<i>Bet all the bad girls be callin' you now</i>

2819
02:08:12,561 --> 02:08:14,521
<i>Took 'em all they wanna see
while you in town</i>

2820
02:08:14,646 --> 02:08:16,440
<i>But I'm busy getting ghost,
I ain't never around</i>

2821
02:08:17,065 --> 02:08:18,859
<i>I get ghost with the big checks</i>

2822
02:08:18,942 --> 02:08:21,278
<i>Ghost Phantom
when I'm handling my business</i>

2823
02:08:21,361 --> 02:08:23,572
<i>Move out the way 'cause I'm driving crazy</i>

2824
02:08:23,655 --> 02:08:25,782
<i>All these girls, girls date me</i>

2825
02:08:25,866 --> 02:08:26,867
<i>Yeah!</i>

2826
02:08:27,159 --> 02:08:29,494
<i>But it really makes me feel good</i>

2827
02:08:30,204 --> 02:08:33,248
<i>Yeah, ghost, yeah</i>

2828
02:08:35,459 --> 02:08:36,919
<i>Get ghost</i>

2829
02:08:39,796 --> 02:08:41,089
<i>Get ghost</i>

2830
02:08:48,472 --> 02:08:49,932
<i>Get ghost</i>

2831
02:08:53,101 --> 02:08:54,436
<i>Get ghost</i>

2832
02:08:57,189 --> 02:08:58,482
<i>Get ghost</i>

2833
02:09:10,744 --> 02:09:11,745
<i>Get ghost</i>

2834
02:09:14,706 --> 02:09:16,083
<i>Get ghost</i>

2835
02:09:23,465 --> 02:09:24,841
<i>Get ghost</i>

2836
02:09:28,053 --> 02:09:29,054
<i>Get ghost</i>

2837
02:09:29,346 --> 02:09:30,973
<i>II'</i>

2838
02:09:40,315 --> 02:09:42,734
<i>I've been a-dancing in a devil's dirt</i>

2839
02:09:42,818 --> 02:09:45,320
<i>I'm a whole lot of trouble in a itty-bitty skirt</i>

2840
02:09:45,445 --> 02:09:48,156
<i>Well, the best kind of loving
is the one that hurts</i>

2841
02:09:48,282 --> 02:09:50,951
<i>You can get your kicks, but I'll get mine first</i>

2842
02:09:51,034 --> 02:09:53,495
<i>I can take you down
when the damned get wild</i>

2843
02:09:53,704 --> 02:09:56,373
<i>There's a whole lot of sinning
but they're greener for miles</i>

2844
02:09:56,498 --> 02:09:59,126
<i>Three hits on the six,
there's a number that you dial</i>

2845
02:09:59,209 --> 02:10:02,004
<i>You can be like me but I'm a real brat child</i>

2846
02:10:02,087 --> 02:10:04,464
<i>I do what the good girls don't</i>

2847
02:10:04,548 --> 02:10:07,259
<i>I do what the good girls don't</i>

2848
02:10:07,342 --> 02:10:12,681
<i>I do what the good girls should never ever,
never ever do</i>

2849
02:10:13,015 --> 02:10:14,349
<i>Hey, hey, he)'</i>

2850
02:10:14,433 --> 02:10:17,144
<i>Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway</i>

2851
02:10:17,602 --> 02:10:19,730
<i>I'll go outwith a bang, bang, bang</i>

2852
02:10:19,813 --> 02:10:23,442
<i>Crash and burn it all away</i>

2853
02:10:23,900 --> 02:10:25,235
<i>Hey, hey, he)'</i>

2854
02:10:25,360 --> 02:10:28,697
<i>Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway</i>

2855
02:10:28,780 --> 02:10:30,824
<i>I'll go outwith a bang, bang, bang</i>

2856
02:10:30,907 --> 02:10:34,703
<i>Crash and burn it all away</i>

2857
02:10:39,666 --> 02:10:42,794
<i>Well, I walked in the light
and I lived in the sun</i>

2858
02:10:42,878 --> 02:10:45,380
<i>Now I die for the night
'cause the days are done</i>

2859
02:10:45,589 --> 02:10:48,175
<i>I kissed a couple of angels
but it wasn't much fun</i>

2860
02:10:48,258 --> 02:10:50,886
<i>Now I shake, shake, shake it
with an evil tongue</i>

2861
02:10:51,053 --> 02:10:53,597
<i>I do what the good girls don't</i>

2862
02:10:53,764 --> 02:10:56,308
<i>I do what the good girls don't</i>

2863
02:10:56,391 --> 02:11:01,688
<i>I do what the good girls should never ever,
never ever do</i>

2864
02:11:02,147 --> 02:11:03,440
<i>Hey, hey, he)'</i>

2865
02:11:03,523 --> 02:11:06,610
<i>Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway</i>

2866
02:11:06,693 --> 02:11:08,862
<i>I'll go outwith a bang, bang, bang</i>

2867
02:11:08,945 --> 02:11:12,824
<i>Crash and burn it all away</i>

2868
02:11:12,991 --> 02:11:14,326
<i>Hey, hey, he)'</i>

2869
02:11:14,409 --> 02:11:17,579
<i>Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway</i>

2870
02:11:17,662 --> 02:11:19,873
<i>I'll go outwith a bang, bang, bang</i>

2871
02:11:19,956 --> 02:11:23,668
<i>Crash and burn it all away</i>

2872
02:11:34,805 --> 02:11:37,349
<i>I do what the good girls don't</i>

2873
02:11:37,432 --> 02:11:40,102
<i>I do what the good girls don't</i>

2874
02:11:40,185 --> 02:11:45,440
<i>I do what the good girls should never ever,
never ever do</i>

2875
02:11:45,732 --> 02:11:47,025
<i>Hey, hey, he)'</i>

2876
02:11:47,109 --> 02:11:50,362
<i>Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway</i>

2877
02:11:50,445 --> 02:11:52,656
<i>I'll go outwith a bang, bang, bang</i>

2878
02:11:52,739 --> 02:11:56,576
<i>Crash and burn it all away</i>

2879
02:11:56,660 --> 02:11:57,953
<i>Hey, hey, he)'</i>

2880
02:11:58,036 --> 02:12:00,956
<i>Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway</i>

2881
02:12:01,456 --> 02:12:03,625
<i>I'll go outwith a bang, bang, bang</i>

2882
02:12:03,750 --> 02:12:07,421
<i>Crash and burn it all away</i>

2883
02:12:07,504 --> 02:12:10,048
<i>I do what the good girls don't</i>

2884
02:12:10,132 --> 02:12:12,551
<i>I do what the good girls don't</i>

2885
02:12:12,634 --> 02:12:18,557
<i>I do what the good girls should never ever,
never ever do</i>

2886
02:12:20,475 --> 02:12:22,018
(MUSIC PLAYING)

2887
02:12:34,656 --> 02:12:36,199
<i>Ghostbusters!</i>

2888
02:12:37,159 --> 02:12:38,660
<i>If there's something strange</i>

2889
02:12:38,910 --> 02:12:40,328
<i>In your neighborhood</i>

2890
02:12:41,121 --> 02:12:42,747
<i>Who you gonna call?</i>

2891
02:12:42,831 --> 02:12:44,291
<i>Ghostbusters!</i>

2892
02:12:51,089 --> 02:12:52,549
<i>I ain't 'fraid of no ghost</i>

2893
02:12:59,055 --> 02:13:00,974
<i>I ain't 'fraid of no ghost</i>

2894
02:13:01,600 --> 02:13:04,352
<i>That's Ghostbusters, baby!</i>

2895
02:13:10,108 --> 02:13:11,109
(CLAN KS)

2896
02:13:11,193 --> 02:13:12,944
I call it the nutcracker.

2897
02:13:13,028 --> 02:13:14,946
Oh, 'cause it crushes the ghost.

2898
02:13:15,030 --> 02:13:16,364
No, it's for walnuts.

2899
02:13:19,326 --> 02:13:20,535
Smart.

2900
02:13:21,661 --> 02:13:22,662
Huh.

2901
02:13:25,707 --> 02:13:27,876
What is it? Did you get something?

2902
02:13:27,959 --> 02:13:30,587
Yeah. I heard something really weird.

2903
02:13:32,547 --> 02:13:33,882
What's "Zuul"?