1
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[♪♪♪]

2
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[♪♪♪]

3
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ZACH:
"Madison, Delaware." Wow.

4
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Mom, are you positive there
weren't any other places

5
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looking for
vice principals?

6
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Like where?

7
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Guantanamo Bay?

8
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Ooh, too hot.

9
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North Korea?
No.

10
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They didn't call me back.

11
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[SCOFFS]

12
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Detroit?

13
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[♪♪♪]

14
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This is it.

15
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Come on, come on.

16
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Look. A yard.

17
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You'd never get this
in New York.

18
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You don't have to keep
selling me on this place.

19
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I'm staying because I love you.
Aw, I love you too.

20
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And I looked into it.

21
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Legally, I can't live
on my own until I'm 18.

22
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[♪♪♪]

23
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Look at this kitchen.

24
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It's bigger
than our apartment.

25
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We don't cook.

26
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Well, look at all
this counter space

27
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to put the takeout on.
Whew.

28
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Do you hear that?

29
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No, I don't hear
anything.

30
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Exactly.

31
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[DOOR SLAMS]
WOMAN: Live from New York,

32
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it's my sister Gale!

33
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With special guest,
my nephew Zach.

34
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Get in here with a hug!
Hey. Oh.

35
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<i>Oh, it's an
SNL reference.</i>

36
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Oh, yeah.
You lived in New York.

37
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Okay, yeah.
Oh, my goodness!

38
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Look at you!
[LAUGHS]

39
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You're not
in any color.

40
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Hey.
We should change that.

41
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Oh, my God.
It's good to see you.

42
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Wow, you too.
Okay. Let me take him in.

43
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Oh, my gosh. He gets more
handsome every time I see him.

44
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So good-looking.
Thank you, Aunt Lorraine.

45
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He's just a beautiful boy.

46
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Thank God, because you were such
an ugly baby.

47
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There it is.
Oh, Lorraine.

48
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What? It's fine.
He's handsome now.

49
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It's not like
he's gonna go ugly,

50
00:04:23,022 --> 00:04:25,525
handsome and then
back to ugly.

51
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No. The danger's past.

52
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Oh, I almost forgot.

53
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I got a present for you,
because I'm a cool aunt.

54
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This is from my new
signature men's line.

55
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Ooh.
Check it out.

56
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Awesome.

57
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It's limited edition,
so you're not gonna see

58
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a lot of men
wearing that hat.

59
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Yeah, no, I can't imagine
anyone would be wearing it.

60
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It's so limited edition.

61
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Try it on.
Make sure it fits.

62
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Try it on right now? Okay.

63
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Yeah, take her for a spin.
Vroom, vroom, vroom.

64
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BOTH:
Aww!

65
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Oh, yes. Look at that.
I mean, come on. That is it.

66
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Okay.

67
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Um, I'm gonna go unload some
boxes now, and see you around.

68
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Oh, honey. Leave the hat on.
I don't want you to burn.

69
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Mm. And you look good with it
on.

70
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Thank you. Cool.

71
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[♪♪♪]

72
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[SIGHS]

73
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GIRL:
Smooth.

74
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So you're the new neighbor?

75
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Yeah. Nice to meet you.

76
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How long was the drive
from New York?

77
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No. I can just tell

78
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by the pretty hat
that you have.

79
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Oh, no. This... No.

80
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This is... This is actually
a gift from my aunt.

81
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It's also
a gift for me

82
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and everyone who gets
to see you wearing it.

83
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I'm Zach, by the way.
I'm Hannah.

84
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MAN [WHISPERING]:
Hannah.

85
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HANNAH:
I gotta go.

86
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Good talk.

87
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Hi. Hey, we're just moving in.

88
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Just... Just me and my mom.

89
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This hat was a gift.
You see that fence?

90
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Do you see the fence?

91
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Uh, yes.

92
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Stay on your side of it.

93
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You stay away from my daughter,
you stay away from me...

94
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and we won't have
a problem.

95
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Well, just met our neighbor.

96
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He's a big teddy bear.

97
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LORRAINE:
Oh, Mr. Shivers?

98
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Yeah. He moved to town
a few years ago.

99
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Very mysterious.

100
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Very sexy.
I love his scent.

101
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It's like mint and BO.
It works.

102
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Yeah. Not my type.

103
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[GASPS]

104
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GALE:
I remember that day.

105
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Oh.

106
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You okay, sweetheart?

107
00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:06,585
Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Um...

108
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I'm gonna go get a head start
decorating my room.

109
00:07:08,788 --> 00:07:10,890
Knock it off
my bucket list.

110
00:07:15,695 --> 00:07:17,063
How's he doing?

111
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Oh, it's been hard.

112
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He's putting up a wall.

113
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Hopefully, a change of scenery
will help.

114
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How are you doing?

115
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Hopefully, a change of scenery
will help.

116
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<i>MAN [ON SCREEN]:
All right, Zach. Let's see what you got.</i>

117
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<i>With the fastball.
Two's a curve.</i>

118
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<i>Gotta get up.
You gotta give me the sign.</i>

119
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<i>There you go. Oh!</i>

120
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<i>That's...</i>

121
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<i>Oh, see?
Dad's not perfect.</i>

122
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<i>ZACH [LAUGHING]:
No.</i>

123
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<i>DAD:
Dad can get one drop.</i>

124
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<i>All right.
Read the signs.</i>

125
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<i>It's all just to block.
Don't wanna jump up.</i>

126
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<i>That's how the fastballs
get by.</i>

127
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<i>All right. Get ready.
Go fast now. Okay?</i>

128
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Honey? You okay?

129
00:08:00,506 --> 00:08:02,942
Um, yeah. Just found
some old baby pictures.

130
00:08:02,975 --> 00:08:05,611
I really did look like
baby Gollum.

131
00:08:09,849 --> 00:08:11,083
GIRL:
Yeah, yeah.

132
00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:13,719
That's always the case, right?

133
00:08:13,753 --> 00:08:15,788
BOY: Hey, Becca.
BECCA: Oh, hey.

134
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

135
00:08:25,264 --> 00:08:29,535
Yay. New friends,
new friends, new friends.

136
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you think you're doing?

137
00:08:32,271 --> 00:08:35,074
I'm going to work.
Gonna do some educating.

138
00:08:35,107 --> 00:08:37,710
Some administrating.

139
00:08:37,743 --> 00:08:40,246
Cool. Mom, I'm the new kid,

140
00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:42,581
which presents
its own set of obstacles.

141
00:08:42,615 --> 00:08:47,186
Not sure walking in with
the vice principal is the play.

142
00:08:47,219 --> 00:08:49,688
Just give me a 60-second
head start

143
00:08:49,722 --> 00:08:51,991
so I at least have a chance.

144
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Deal. You promise
you'll give it a shot?

145
00:08:54,293 --> 00:08:57,496
You know I can't
promise you that.

146
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[LOCKS CLICK]

147
00:08:59,031 --> 00:09:00,800
[THE BLUE VAN'S "RACKETEER"
PLAYING]

148
00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,034
[CLICKS TONGUE]

149
00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:04,770
I promise. All right?

150
00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:06,272
And this door-locking thing...

151
00:09:06,305 --> 00:09:08,541
Come on, you're better
than that.

152
00:09:08,574 --> 00:09:13,646
Sixty seconds start now,
60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54...

153
00:09:22,822 --> 00:09:24,723
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

154
00:09:24,757 --> 00:09:28,761
PRINCIPAL: All right. Let's find our seats,
ladies and gentlemen.

155
00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:30,896
Find our seats quickly.

156
00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:33,599
Let's find our seats.

157
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,535
Mm-hm.

158
00:09:36,569 --> 00:09:39,271
Okay. Let's settle down.
Um...

159
00:09:39,305 --> 00:09:42,808
Okay. Uh, sorry.
Excuse me. Let me just...

160
00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:45,544
Okay, cool. Okay.

161
00:09:45,578 --> 00:09:46,745
[GRUNTS]

162
00:09:46,779 --> 00:09:48,247
So you're the new kid.

163
00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,882
Oh, yeah.
Cool, cool.

164
00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:51,951
Oh. Hi, Taylor.

165
00:09:51,984 --> 00:09:55,054
Hi, Chump.

166
00:09:55,087 --> 00:09:57,323
She just call you "Chump"?
Yes, indeed, she did.

167
00:09:57,356 --> 00:09:59,325
My real name is Champ,
you know.

168
00:09:59,358 --> 00:10:01,026
But she's never
talked to me before,

169
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,328
so we're making progress.

170
00:10:02,361 --> 00:10:06,832
PRINCIPAL:
Three. two, one.

171
00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:08,033
Settle down.

172
00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,235
Good morning.

173
00:10:09,268 --> 00:10:12,805
I am so happy
to introduce you

174
00:10:12,838 --> 00:10:15,007
to our new vice principal,
Miss Cooper.

175
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,976
And I hope that you show her

176
00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:19,211
the same respect
that you show me.

177
00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:21,080
[KID IMITATES BREAKING WIND]
[ALL LAUGH]

178
00:10:21,113 --> 00:10:24,316
Who did that? Who did that?

179
00:10:26,051 --> 00:10:28,087
Miss Cooper.

180
00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:35,828
Hi, everyone.

181
00:10:35,861 --> 00:10:38,764
I know I speak
for the entire administration

182
00:10:38,797 --> 00:10:42,701
when I say that we are so
excited for Friday's fall dance.

183
00:10:42,735 --> 00:10:45,170
We can't stop
twerking about it.

184
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:47,907
Oh, no, she didn't.

185
00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,241
[COUGHING]

186
00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:51,977
She's worse
than the last one.

187
00:10:52,011 --> 00:10:53,212
That's my mom.

188
00:10:53,245 --> 00:10:56,248
Oh, well, the last one
was fantastic.

189
00:10:56,282 --> 00:10:59,018
I... I'm kidding. I don't even
know what twerking is.

190
00:10:59,051 --> 00:11:00,252
But I hear it's very popular...

191
00:11:00,286 --> 00:11:02,988
So you taking anyone
to the dance?

192
00:11:03,022 --> 00:11:04,723
No. Yeah.

193
00:11:04,757 --> 00:11:07,359
I was thinking
about flying solo too.

194
00:11:07,393 --> 00:11:09,862
Hey, we should go
together.

195
00:11:09,895 --> 00:11:10,996
Together?

196
00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:13,699
Oh, not like "together"
together.

197
00:11:13,732 --> 00:11:16,869
Dance together or anything.
Although that could work.

198
00:11:16,902 --> 00:11:18,871
You know, we get the crowd
into it, you know?

199
00:11:18,904 --> 00:11:20,973
And then go split off
with different girls.

200
00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:24,310
And as a final reminder,
just be safe and have fun.

201
00:11:24,343 --> 00:11:27,212
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

202
00:11:28,314 --> 00:11:30,749
Take this.
Shoot me a text or tweet me.

203
00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:32,718
It has all my contact info.

204
00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:35,154
There's my home address,
and that's my locker number.

205
00:11:35,187 --> 00:11:37,156
You know where to find me.
PRINCIPAL: Anyone.

206
00:11:37,189 --> 00:11:38,657
Thank you.
Anyone caught dancing

207
00:11:38,691 --> 00:11:40,326
with their butt facing
their partner,

208
00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:42,795
you will be sent home
immediately.

209
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,730
[KIDS JEERING]

210
00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:46,131
Immediately.

211
00:11:55,874 --> 00:11:57,676
[♪♪♪]

212
00:12:00,713 --> 00:12:02,181
Hello?

213
00:12:07,753 --> 00:12:08,921
Is someone there?

214
00:12:08,954 --> 00:12:10,789
[TWIG SNAPS]

215
00:12:10,823 --> 00:12:12,057
Did I scare you?

216
00:12:12,091 --> 00:12:14,326
Pfft, no.

217
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:18,163
Really? Because you jumped
like 10 feet high, so...

218
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:21,033
You know,
I jump a lot.

219
00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:24,136
It's how I stay
in such great shape.

220
00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:27,339
That's good. I, um...

221
00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:29,408
Yeah, I didn't see you
at school today.

222
00:12:29,441 --> 00:12:31,377
Aw, what, you were
looking for me?

223
00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,979
No, no. I just...
I just observed...

224
00:12:34,013 --> 00:12:36,749
No, I'm homeschooled.

225
00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:37,883
Oh, by your dad?

226
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,086
He seems...

227
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,354
nice.

228
00:12:42,388 --> 00:12:45,391
And intense.
And a little tense.

229
00:12:45,424 --> 00:12:48,127
Don't take it personally.
He doesn't really like anyone.

230
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,496
Yeah. So, um...

231
00:12:50,529 --> 00:12:53,265
So is there anything,
like, fun to do around here

232
00:12:53,298 --> 00:12:57,102
aside from scaring
your neighbors?

233
00:12:57,136 --> 00:12:59,104
Okay. There is one thing
that I like to do.

234
00:12:59,138 --> 00:13:00,472
Yeah?

235
00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:03,475
Come with me.

236
00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:07,179
Uh...

237
00:13:07,212 --> 00:13:09,748
[♪♪♪]

238
00:13:09,782 --> 00:13:12,484
Hey, where are we going?
Don't worry. It'll be fun.

239
00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:18,757
Are you sure you know
where you're going?

240
00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:20,325
Yes. Come on.

241
00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:29,134
This way.

242
00:13:29,168 --> 00:13:32,004
Are you taking me somewhere
to kill me? I'm just curious.

243
00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:33,972
I'm playing it by ear.

244
00:13:39,578 --> 00:13:41,413
Hannah?

245
00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:47,753
Yes, Zach, follow the stranger
into the woods.

246
00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:50,923
[SQUAWKING]

247
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,524
[GASPS]

248
00:13:52,558 --> 00:13:55,427
Come on, scaredy-cat.
We're almost there.

249
00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:00,432
Okay. Just a little further.

250
00:14:04,403 --> 00:14:08,207
Okay. Just wait here.

251
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,909
ZACH:
Okay.

252
00:14:10,943 --> 00:14:13,045
Where exactly is here?

253
00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:15,380
Watch this.

254
00:14:15,414 --> 00:14:17,883
[♪♪♪]

255
00:14:22,955 --> 00:14:24,323
Whoa.

256
00:14:24,356 --> 00:14:26,525
What do you think?

257
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:30,295
Uh...

258
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,030
It's not what
I was expecting.

259
00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:36,401
[LIGHTS BUZZING]

260
00:14:36,435 --> 00:14:39,571
So, what is this place?

261
00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:43,342
Well, they built it years ago,
but then they ran out of money.

262
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,910
Now it just sits here.

263
00:14:44,943 --> 00:14:48,480
Come on, this is
my favorite part.

264
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:50,582
[♪♪♪]

265
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,886
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?

266
00:14:53,919 --> 00:14:56,221
What are you afraid of?
I do this all the time.

267
00:14:56,255 --> 00:14:57,589
I'm... I'm not afraid.

268
00:14:57,623 --> 00:15:01,994
I'm just not current
with my tetanus shots.

269
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,162
[SIGHS]

270
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,364
I hate the suburbs.

271
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,536
HANNAH:
Come on.

272
00:15:16,675 --> 00:15:19,444
You can do it.
Just don't look down.

273
00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:21,580
ZACH:
I know.

274
00:15:21,613 --> 00:15:23,382
HANNAH:
You're not gonna fall.

275
00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:26,418
ZACH:
I wasn't planning on it.

276
00:15:26,451 --> 00:15:28,487
There you go.
Hi.

277
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,888
Hi.

278
00:15:29,922 --> 00:15:31,390
All right.

279
00:15:31,423 --> 00:15:34,326
So I'm high off
of the ground.

280
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:41,033
It's cool, right?

281
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,100
Yeah. It's cool.

282
00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:46,004
You can see everything
from up here.

283
00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:47,206
So...

284
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,342
why'd you move to Madison?

285
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:53,045
Well, my mom said to me:

286
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,347
"Zach, if you could live
anywhere in the world,

287
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:57,049
where would it be?"

288
00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:01,320
And I said, "Can we please move
to Madison, Delaware?

289
00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:02,554
That'd be my dream."
[LAUGHS]

290
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,022
Are you always
this sarcastic?

291
00:16:04,056 --> 00:16:05,991
Always?
No, that's a strong word.

292
00:16:06,024 --> 00:16:09,161
Not always. Usually.

293
00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:10,329
[LAUGHS]

294
00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:12,598
I'm sorry.
It's just, um...

295
00:16:12,631 --> 00:16:14,399
It's just been
me and my mom

296
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,401
since my dad died last year,
so yeah.

297
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:18,136
I'm sorry.

298
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,539
I don't really
think about it much anymore.

299
00:16:20,572 --> 00:16:22,307
What about you?

300
00:16:22,341 --> 00:16:23,709
Well, I never knew my mom,

301
00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:27,980
and we're always moving
from one town to the next.

302
00:16:28,013 --> 00:16:29,414
That really sucks.

303
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:31,016
It's fine.

304
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,188
Hey,

305
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:41,059
can I ask you something
really serious, Hannah?

306
00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:42,928
Yeah. What?

307
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,366
How do we get down?

308
00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:49,368
[HANNAH LAUGHS]

309
00:16:49,401 --> 00:16:51,069
ZACH:
I'm serious. Is there a plan?

310
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,205
HANNAH: No.
How do you normally get down?

311
00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:55,073
You can't. You're stuck.

312
00:16:55,107 --> 00:16:56,408
[ZACH CHUCKLES]

313
00:16:57,442 --> 00:16:58,610
HANNAH:
Wow, I can't believe

314
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,479
you ate that cotton candy.

315
00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:02,114
ZACH:
And you know what's scary

316
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:05,384
is it actually tasted
kind of fine.

317
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,985
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

318
00:17:10,389 --> 00:17:12,758
So, uh,
thanks for tonight.

319
00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:15,761
That was the least terrible time
I've had here.

320
00:17:15,794 --> 00:17:18,363
Oh, Zach.
That's so sweet.

321
00:17:18,397 --> 00:17:20,666
That's... I... Really.

322
00:17:20,699 --> 00:17:22,401
Okay.

323
00:17:23,435 --> 00:17:25,671
Hey, Hannah. I'm...

324
00:17:25,704 --> 00:17:27,439
I'm probably gonna
take out the trash

325
00:17:27,472 --> 00:17:29,241
on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

326
00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:32,177
So, you know, you feel like
creeping up on someone,

327
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,712
that works for me.

328
00:17:33,745 --> 00:17:36,381
All right. I'll keep that
in mind, scaredy-cat.

329
00:17:36,415 --> 00:17:37,582
SHIVERS:
Hannah!

330
00:17:37,616 --> 00:17:39,251
What are you doing out here?

331
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,620
I'm so sorry.

332
00:17:41,653 --> 00:17:43,655
This is your last warning.

333
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,691
You stay away from us,

334
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:48,493
or something very bad
will happen.

335
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:50,162
I believe you.

336
00:17:54,099 --> 00:17:56,201
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

337
00:17:57,769 --> 00:17:59,404
ZACH:
"What is X?"

338
00:17:59,438 --> 00:18:01,540
[YAWNS]

339
00:18:01,573 --> 00:18:02,741
What is X?

340
00:18:02,774 --> 00:18:04,376
HANNAH:
Dad, it's not a big deal.

341
00:18:04,409 --> 00:18:06,111
SHIVERS:
Hannah, you have to understand...

342
00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:07,646
I don't have to understand
anything.

343
00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:09,681
We were just talking.
Why can't I have friends?

344
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:12,150
SHIVERS: You know why!
HANNAH: That is not fair!

345
00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:13,685
You can't just lock me up
all the time.

346
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,721
SHIVERS: You are never allowed
to see that boy!

347
00:18:15,754 --> 00:18:17,456
You understand me?
Ever!

348
00:18:17,489 --> 00:18:19,358
Dad, please calm down.
[OBJECT SHATTERS]

349
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,560
Hannah.
HANNAH: No! Aah!

350
00:18:21,593 --> 00:18:24,563
[♪♪♪]

351
00:18:32,104 --> 00:18:33,638
What?

352
00:18:50,489 --> 00:18:51,757
What?
I heard a scream.

353
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,492
Is Hannah okay?
There was no scream.

354
00:18:53,525 --> 00:18:55,193
You didn't hear anything.
Get out of here

355
00:18:55,227 --> 00:18:57,229
or the last scream you hear
will be your own.

356
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,663
No. Wait, wait...

357
00:19:03,168 --> 00:19:04,503
Mom.

358
00:19:04,536 --> 00:19:06,805
Hey, Mom. Mom. Mom.
Oh, hey, sweetie.

359
00:19:06,838 --> 00:19:08,740
Hey, how do you feel
about quinoa for dinner?

360
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,275
Mom,
Hannah's in trouble.

361
00:19:10,308 --> 00:19:12,310
Oh, who's Hannah?

362
00:19:14,246 --> 00:19:15,881
[DIALS]

363
00:19:15,914 --> 00:19:17,883
<i>[PHONE LINE RINGS]
MAN: Madison County 911.</i>

364
00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:20,218
Hi, yes. Uh, I live on Monroe.
Um...

365
00:19:20,252 --> 00:19:22,621
Uh, it's an emergency, I think.
Zach, what's going on?

366
00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:26,224
ZACH: Yeah. Maybe possibly a domestic
disturbance. I don't know.

367
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,095
[INDISTINCT POLICE
RADIO CHATTER]

368
00:19:32,264 --> 00:19:34,366
You're under arrest!
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

369
00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:37,569
I love that enthusiasm.
I love that. Keep it.

370
00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:39,137
But we're just...
We're not there yet.

371
00:19:39,171 --> 00:19:41,139
Hello, sir.
My name's Officer Stevens.

372
00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:43,775
This is Training Officer Brooks.
I'm sorry about that before.

373
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,277
You don't need to be sorry.

374
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,446
You're doing great.
BROOKS: Really?

375
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:51,516
We got a call about a possible
10-16 at your residence.

376
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,251
Which is...?

377
00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:54,553
Um... Don't tell me.

378
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:57,689
It's a domestic disturbance.

379
00:19:57,722 --> 00:19:59,624
Absolutely right.
Really?

380
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:01,326
STEVENS:
Yeah. You're absolutely right.

381
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,361
Strange, because I've been here
alone all night

382
00:20:03,395 --> 00:20:05,630
and I haven't heard a thing.
No, no, he's lying.

383
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:08,300
Where's Hannah?
I know it was her screaming.

384
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,534
[LAUGHS]

385
00:20:09,568 --> 00:20:11,203
Okay, yes.
Hannah's my daughter,

386
00:20:11,236 --> 00:20:12,838
and she's been staying with me
for a while

387
00:20:12,871 --> 00:20:15,273
while her mother
sorted a few things out

388
00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:17,776
with her new husband.
Ah, yeah.

389
00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:19,878
She flew back to London
yesterday morning.

390
00:20:19,911 --> 00:20:21,813
STEVENS: All right, well,
that checks out.

391
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:23,748
Apologies, sir.
Thank you for your time.

392
00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:26,651
We're sorry for the disturbance.
[GIRL SCREAMS]

393
00:20:30,555 --> 00:20:32,591
[SCREAMS]

394
00:20:33,558 --> 00:20:35,193
Surround sound.

395
00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:37,295
I didn't know being
an audiophile was a crime.

396
00:20:37,329 --> 00:20:38,697
Being a what...
A what-a-phile?

397
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,765
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

398
00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:42,567
That just means that he is
a connoisseur

399
00:20:42,601 --> 00:20:44,302
of high-end
audio equipment.

400
00:20:44,336 --> 00:20:46,238
BROOKS:
Oh.

401
00:20:46,271 --> 00:20:48,607
Hi. I'm so sorry.
We haven't properly met.

402
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,575
I'm Gale Cooper,
your new neighbor.

403
00:20:50,609 --> 00:20:52,444
It's a beautiful home
you have.

404
00:20:52,477 --> 00:20:55,213
Pleasure's mine. Thank you so
much for stopping by

405
00:20:55,247 --> 00:20:59,217
and bringing your delightful son
and the police.

406
00:20:59,251 --> 00:21:00,218
Again, I'm so sorry.

407
00:21:00,252 --> 00:21:01,720
STEVENS:
Apologies for this, sir.

408
00:21:01,753 --> 00:21:02,954
We hate coming into the home

409
00:21:02,988 --> 00:21:04,856
of an upstanding citizen
such as yourself.

410
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:08,260
BROOKS: Really sorry. I mean, obviously,
you're not doing anything...

411
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:10,395
STEVENS:
If you would like to press charges,

412
00:21:10,428 --> 00:21:12,597
we would love to help you.

413
00:21:12,631 --> 00:21:14,332
Hannah! Hannah!

414
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:15,634
Whoa!
Hannah!

415
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,902
Hold on, big guy.
No, no!

416
00:21:16,935 --> 00:21:18,570
Just look upstairs.
Trust me.

417
00:21:18,603 --> 00:21:19,938
Should I tase him?
I'll tase him.

418
00:21:19,971 --> 00:21:21,840
I like that moxie,
but we're gonna hold off.

419
00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:23,642
You have any idea
what the penalty is

420
00:21:23,675 --> 00:21:24,943
for filing a false
police report?

421
00:21:24,976 --> 00:21:26,578
Three years.
Close.

422
00:21:26,611 --> 00:21:27,946
It's actually
a written warning.

423
00:21:27,979 --> 00:21:30,482
Hold on, hold on. Mom, tell me
you don't believe him.

424
00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:31,917
Surround sound?
Seriously?

425
00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:34,986
Zach, enough. Go home.

426
00:21:41,059 --> 00:21:43,595
Oh, officers.
I'm so sorry.

427
00:21:43,628 --> 00:21:44,930
STEVENS:
It's all right, ma'am.

428
00:21:44,963 --> 00:21:46,831
I feel like
we should recommend

429
00:21:46,865 --> 00:21:48,433
a good treatment center
for your son.

430
00:21:48,466 --> 00:21:50,635
Yeah. That kid's on drugs.
That kid is on drugs.

431
00:21:50,669 --> 00:21:53,939
Good night.

432
00:21:53,972 --> 00:21:55,640
Gale.

433
00:21:55,674 --> 00:21:57,409
It's Lorraine.

434
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,577
I can see you.

435
00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,978
It's your sister.

436
00:22:00,011 --> 00:22:02,914
Hi. Thanks for coming.
Hi.

437
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,050
I have to chaperone the dance
at the high school.

438
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,918
I don't wanna leave Zach alone
tonight.

439
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:10,789
Gale. He's a teenage boy
having a hard time adjusting.

440
00:22:10,822 --> 00:22:11,990
You know what he needs?

441
00:22:12,023 --> 00:22:14,993
A night in with his aunt,
BeDazzling.

442
00:22:15,026 --> 00:22:16,061
Duh.

443
00:22:16,094 --> 00:22:17,929
Oh, thanks.
I hate fighting with him.

444
00:22:17,963 --> 00:22:20,799
I know. It'll get better.
Just give it some time.

445
00:22:20,832 --> 00:22:23,401
All right. Kit coming through.
And don't worry.

446
00:22:23,435 --> 00:22:25,971
It's gonna be all
about Zach tonight.

447
00:22:26,004 --> 00:22:27,739
Zach!

448
00:22:27,772 --> 00:22:30,408
So we went out
to sushi on Wednesday.

449
00:22:30,442 --> 00:22:32,077
And we both ordered
the chicken teriyaki,

450
00:22:32,110 --> 00:22:33,945
which is like, "It's fate."

451
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:36,381
And then I haven't heard
from him since, you know?

452
00:22:36,414 --> 00:22:38,383
Which is a bummer,
because I really liked him.

453
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:39,851
He didn't laugh
at any of my jokes,

454
00:22:39,884 --> 00:22:42,087
but I felt like
there was something there.

455
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,889
I don't know.
Not like I even care.

456
00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:48,093
It's like, whatever.
I should listen to my psychic.

457
00:22:48,126 --> 00:22:52,430
She says, "Stop dating losers,
and never go on a plane."

458
00:22:52,464 --> 00:22:53,498
I knew it.

459
00:22:53,531 --> 00:22:56,067
Oh, so you think
he's playing hard to get?

460
00:22:56,101 --> 00:22:58,770
Or the more likely scenario:

461
00:22:58,803 --> 00:23:00,772
He lost his phone in,
like, a fire.

462
00:23:00,805 --> 00:23:02,440
Yeah, I think he lost
his phone.

463
00:23:02,474 --> 00:23:03,875
Yeah. I do too.

464
00:23:03,908 --> 00:23:06,344
You know, I...
I totally forgot.

465
00:23:06,378 --> 00:23:08,980
I have a huge test on Monday
that I gotta study for.

466
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:10,515
So I'm just gonna do that
all night,

467
00:23:10,548 --> 00:23:13,585
and definitely
don't come in my room.

468
00:23:13,618 --> 00:23:15,720
Oh, okay.
Yeah. See you.

469
00:23:15,754 --> 00:23:17,422
Night, sweetie.

470
00:23:18,623 --> 00:23:20,592
But you know what?
I'm just gonna call him.

471
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,627
Now I'm worried
he's dead.

472
00:23:22,661 --> 00:23:24,596
[♪♪♪]

473
00:23:24,629 --> 00:23:26,564
[SIGHS]

474
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,602
ZACH:
Hey, hey, hey.

475
00:23:30,635 --> 00:23:32,737
Over here.

476
00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:34,372
Wait. So how is this gonna work?

477
00:23:34,406 --> 00:23:35,907
Are you my wingman,
or am I yours?

478
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,742
Is that what you're wearing
to the dance?

479
00:23:37,776 --> 00:23:39,144
I gotta tell you something.
Get down.

480
00:23:39,177 --> 00:23:40,945
Dude, no. This is a new suit.
Get off.

481
00:23:40,979 --> 00:23:43,048
Where are the girls?
Uh, yeah, about that.

482
00:23:43,081 --> 00:23:44,783
I just said that
to get you over here.

483
00:23:44,816 --> 00:23:45,950
I need your help.

484
00:23:45,984 --> 00:23:47,519
So there are no girls?

485
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,154
Well, there is one girl.

486
00:23:49,187 --> 00:23:50,488
Oh! My man!

487
00:23:50,522 --> 00:23:52,157
Shh!
What? What?

488
00:23:52,190 --> 00:23:55,727
But she's locked in this house,
and her dad's a psychopath.

489
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,762
Does she have a friend?

490
00:23:57,796 --> 00:24:00,098
No. I'm serious.

491
00:24:00,131 --> 00:24:02,067
[SIGHS]

492
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,002
You know, you said there was
gonna be girls,

493
00:24:04,035 --> 00:24:05,637
and not only
are there no girls,

494
00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:07,872
but there's a psychopath,
and I'm in a suit.

495
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,546
How do you know
this guy's going to leave?

496
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,176
I called him and pretended
to be the cops.

497
00:24:11,209 --> 00:24:13,044
And I asked him to come
to the station.

498
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:15,680
You can get in trouble for that.
It's just a written warning.

499
00:24:15,714 --> 00:24:18,817
Dude. It's wet dirt, dude.
My pants are gonna get muddied.

500
00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:20,652
ZACH:
He's right there.

501
00:24:20,685 --> 00:24:22,153
[♪♪♪]

502
00:24:24,856 --> 00:24:26,191
[ENGINE STARTS]

503
00:24:26,224 --> 00:24:27,492
Whoa.

504
00:24:35,967 --> 00:24:38,036
All right. Let's go.

505
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:44,676
Come on.

506
00:24:44,709 --> 00:24:46,211
Okay, okay.

507
00:24:46,244 --> 00:24:48,680
Dude, my dry-cleaning bill's
gonna be ridiculous.

508
00:24:48,713 --> 00:24:50,515
Just come on.

509
00:24:55,854 --> 00:24:58,123
Whoa. Where'd you learn that,
New York?

510
00:24:58,156 --> 00:25:00,225
No, YouTube.
Oh.

511
00:25:00,258 --> 00:25:02,160
[CREAKING]

512
00:25:06,998 --> 00:25:08,800
Okay, stay here
and watch the driveway.

513
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:11,569
Wait here by myself?
Out in the dark?

514
00:25:11,603 --> 00:25:13,671
Yes, Champ.
You're the lookout.

515
00:25:13,705 --> 00:25:15,940
If Shivers comes back,
you just give me a sign like:

516
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,609
[IMITATES OWL HOOTING]

517
00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:18,777
Okay, just so we're clear,

518
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:22,580
if I sense any danger,
I will run the other way.

519
00:25:26,785 --> 00:25:28,887
[♪♪♪]

520
00:25:54,245 --> 00:25:55,280
Whoa!

521
00:25:55,313 --> 00:25:57,682
[CLOCK CLANGS AND CUCKOOS]

522
00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:01,719
Where am I?

523
00:26:09,961 --> 00:26:11,596
[GASPS]

524
00:26:11,629 --> 00:26:14,132
What the hell? You're supposed
to be the lookout.

525
00:26:14,165 --> 00:26:15,700
And that's not gonna change.

526
00:26:15,733 --> 00:26:17,635
I'll just be the lookout,
you know, in here.

527
00:26:17,669 --> 00:26:21,139
No, no, by definition you have
to be somewhere out, looking.

528
00:26:21,172 --> 00:26:22,907
Let me explain something
to you, Zacharias.

529
00:26:22,941 --> 00:26:25,243
You know how they say
teenagers have no fear of death?

530
00:26:25,276 --> 00:26:27,812
That they're never gonna
get hurt? Well, not me, okay?

531
00:26:27,846 --> 00:26:30,181
I was born with the gift
of fear. I remember being 4,

532
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,783
being pushed on a swing
and thinking,

533
00:26:31,816 --> 00:26:33,885
"This is how it ends."
You're not gonna die.

534
00:26:33,918 --> 00:26:35,653
All right?
At least not today.

535
00:26:35,687 --> 00:26:37,055
Okay? It's gonna be okay.

536
00:26:37,088 --> 00:26:38,723
Yeah, you're right.
Okay.

537
00:26:38,756 --> 00:26:40,592
I'm being ridiculous.

538
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,062
Oh, bear traps.

539
00:26:46,297 --> 00:26:51,035
Who puts bear traps in their
basement? I mean, seriously.

540
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,770
[CREAKING]

541
00:26:54,105 --> 00:26:55,773
Let's go.

542
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:59,777
Let's go outside
where it's safe.

543
00:26:59,811 --> 00:27:02,747
Where there's no bear traps.

544
00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:05,550
[CHAMP PANTING]

545
00:27:06,784 --> 00:27:09,554
[GRUNTS AND COUGHS]

546
00:27:12,724 --> 00:27:15,093
[SOBBING]
I think I swallowed some web.

547
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:30,675
Dude, this way.
Come on. Come on.

548
00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:41,085
[LOW RUMBLING]

549
00:27:43,421 --> 00:27:45,723
Up there.

550
00:27:45,757 --> 00:27:47,091
Oh...

551
00:27:54,399 --> 00:27:56,067
[RUMBLING]

552
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:58,069
It's coming from that room.

553
00:28:00,238 --> 00:28:01,873
[WHISPERS]
Hannah?

554
00:28:01,906 --> 00:28:05,109
[♪♪♪]

555
00:28:11,950 --> 00:28:13,685
[LOW RUMBLING]

556
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:22,627
[RUMBLING CONTINUOUS]

557
00:28:26,397 --> 00:28:29,067
That's weird.
It's like the noise

558
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:31,102
is coming from this bookcase.

559
00:28:31,135 --> 00:28:33,137
Well, it's an old house.

560
00:28:34,939 --> 00:28:38,209
Whoa. Check this out.

561
00:28:38,242 --> 00:28:39,911
<i>The Scarecrow Walks
at Midnight.</i>

562
00:28:39,944 --> 00:28:44,449
<i>The Ghost Next Door,
Night of the Living Dummy.</i>

563
00:28:44,482 --> 00:28:46,784
<i>These are all
Goosebumps manuscripts.</i>

564
00:28:46,818 --> 00:28:49,187
What's he doing with a bunch
of kids' books?

565
00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:51,189
These aren't
kids' books. Okay?

566
00:28:51,222 --> 00:28:52,991
Kids' books help you
fall asleep.

567
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:54,425
These books keep you up
all night.

568
00:28:54,459 --> 00:28:56,694
Okay.
"R.L. Stine."

569
00:28:56,728 --> 00:28:58,463
Whatever happened
to that guy?

570
00:28:58,496 --> 00:29:00,264
Uh, who knows?
He disappeared one day.

571
00:29:00,298 --> 00:29:01,699
Does it matter?
Let's go.

572
00:29:01,733 --> 00:29:03,234
<i>The Abominable Snowman
of Pasadena.</i>

573
00:29:03,267 --> 00:29:05,069
My grandma lives
in Pasadena.

574
00:29:05,103 --> 00:29:06,871
I stopped visiting
after reading this.

575
00:29:06,904 --> 00:29:08,139
Okay.

576
00:29:08,172 --> 00:29:09,841
We're not here
for book club.

577
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:12,343
I know, but why
are these books locked?

578
00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:14,112
I mean, who would
lock a book?

579
00:29:14,145 --> 00:29:16,347
Maybe there's like
a key or something

580
00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:18,182
we can unlock it with.

581
00:29:18,216 --> 00:29:22,920
Okay, if it really matters that
much, look at this. All right?

582
00:29:22,954 --> 00:29:24,155
Mystery solved.

583
00:29:24,188 --> 00:29:26,224
Let's get back to why...
Look out!

584
00:29:29,794 --> 00:29:30,928
Zach?

585
00:29:30,962 --> 00:29:33,731
Hey, Hannah.

586
00:29:33,765 --> 00:29:35,967
What are you doing
in my house?

587
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,303
I thought you were
chained up, possibly.

588
00:29:39,337 --> 00:29:41,439
Why did you think that?
Because I heard you scream,

589
00:29:41,472 --> 00:29:44,142
and then I called the...
police.

590
00:29:44,175 --> 00:29:45,510
Okay, both of you
need to go right now.

591
00:29:45,543 --> 00:29:47,879
Yes. Okay.
Wait. One... One second.

592
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:50,782
Hi. Hi, I'm Champ.
Nice to meet you.

593
00:29:50,815 --> 00:29:53,851
Hey, we're going to
the semiformal later tonight,

594
00:29:53,885 --> 00:29:58,489
and I don't know, you should
come and invite a friend.

595
00:29:58,523 --> 00:30:00,391
I really don't care
what she looks like.

596
00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:02,360
Did you unlock a book?

597
00:30:02,393 --> 00:30:04,762
Yeah. I did. I'm sorry.
It's around somewhere.

598
00:30:04,796 --> 00:30:06,964
I just dropped it. And I'll
put it back where it belongs

599
00:30:06,998 --> 00:30:08,966
and we'll be out of your hair.
Here it is...

600
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,134
No! Don't open it!

601
00:30:10,168 --> 00:30:12,236
[ZACH & CHAMP GASP]

602
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,205
No!

603
00:30:19,043 --> 00:30:20,845
[♪♪♪]

604
00:30:24,315 --> 00:30:26,451
[GROWLING]

605
00:30:42,066 --> 00:30:44,001
[ROARS]

606
00:30:49,107 --> 00:30:50,808
[SNOWMAN ROARS]

607
00:30:54,045 --> 00:30:56,380
[GRUNTING AND SNIFFING]

608
00:31:05,923 --> 00:31:07,792
[WHIMPERING]

609
00:31:16,534 --> 00:31:20,271
[WHISPERS] What's going on?
[WHISPERS] Nobody make a sound.

610
00:31:20,304 --> 00:31:22,073
[LOUD CRASH]

611
00:31:22,106 --> 00:31:23,574
[GRUNTS]

612
00:31:25,076 --> 00:31:26,344
[ROARS]

613
00:31:26,377 --> 00:31:27,979
[SCREAMS]

614
00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:30,281
[ROARS]

615
00:31:32,917 --> 00:31:34,352
[CHAMP SCREAMS]

616
00:31:40,224 --> 00:31:41,459
My dad's gonna kill me.

617
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:46,030
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

618
00:31:46,063 --> 00:31:48,065
Wait! Zach!

619
00:31:48,099 --> 00:31:49,934
Zach!

620
00:31:52,403 --> 00:31:54,505
[♪♪♪]

621
00:31:56,174 --> 00:31:57,942
[DOGS BARKING]

622
00:32:00,144 --> 00:32:02,547
Wait, Hannah.

623
00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:04,582
Hannah. Hannah, wait.

624
00:32:04,615 --> 00:32:06,384
Go home, Zach.
You're in over your head.

625
00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:07,885
You wanna tell me
what's going on?

626
00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:09,453
No, I can't explain.
I have to go.

627
00:32:09,487 --> 00:32:11,322
Zach, wait. Wait.

628
00:32:11,355 --> 00:32:12,623
Come on. Listen.

629
00:32:12,657 --> 00:32:16,127
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Dude, what are you doing?

630
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,595
Dude. Dude, get off me.

631
00:32:17,628 --> 00:32:20,398
Listen to me very carefully.
That's the Abominable Snowman.

632
00:32:20,431 --> 00:32:22,233
You don't get that nickname
by accident.

633
00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:23,534
And it just crawled
out of a book.

634
00:32:23,568 --> 00:32:25,203
That doesn't
just happen, Zach!

635
00:32:25,236 --> 00:32:27,004
I'm going after Hannah.

636
00:32:27,038 --> 00:32:30,107
Look, I read what it did
to Pasadena.

637
00:32:30,141 --> 00:32:32,076
It's no joke, man.

638
00:32:32,109 --> 00:32:34,045
[♪♪♪]

639
00:32:44,188 --> 00:32:46,123
[♪♪♪]

640
00:32:52,129 --> 00:32:53,431
She went in there.

641
00:32:53,464 --> 00:32:55,633
Yeah. She's not the only one
who went in there.

642
00:33:02,974 --> 00:33:05,509
Dude,
we should call the cops.

643
00:33:05,543 --> 00:33:08,446
Have you met the cops
in this town?

644
00:33:08,479 --> 00:33:10,381
Fair enough.

645
00:33:25,763 --> 00:33:28,666
Do you see the scratches
on that wall?

646
00:33:30,067 --> 00:33:31,602
Yes.

647
00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:34,171
Just making sure.

648
00:33:34,205 --> 00:33:36,507
[CHAMP SCREAMS
IN HIGH-PITCHED TONE]

649
00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:39,277
Oh!
Is that your scream?

650
00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:41,412
Don't judge me.

651
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,115
Over here.

652
00:33:44,148 --> 00:33:45,683
This way.

653
00:33:49,453 --> 00:33:51,555
[♪♪♪]

654
00:33:53,591 --> 00:33:56,460
What is she gonna do,
read it a story?

655
00:34:11,809 --> 00:34:14,779
Hannah? What is happening?
How did that pop out of a book?

656
00:34:14,812 --> 00:34:17,448
[WHISPERING] Shh. It's in here.
Hey, we should get a gun.

657
00:34:17,481 --> 00:34:21,085
Are you kidding?
We need a tank.

658
00:34:21,118 --> 00:34:24,221
Wait. He's made
out of snow.

659
00:34:24,255 --> 00:34:25,389
Flamethrower.
Bag of salt.

660
00:34:25,423 --> 00:34:27,091
Flamethrower.
Quiet.

661
00:34:27,124 --> 00:34:29,093
He can't be killed.

662
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:44,241
It's candy.

663
00:34:48,579 --> 00:34:50,581
[♪♪♪]

664
00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:54,518
Look out!

665
00:34:57,722 --> 00:34:59,156
[ROARS]

666
00:35:07,331 --> 00:35:09,100
[GRUNTING]

667
00:35:10,701 --> 00:35:13,404
Come on.
It's distracted.

668
00:35:13,437 --> 00:35:16,107
Hannah, come on. Let's go.
HANNAH: No, what are you doing?

669
00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:18,175
Get off. No. Stop it!
No, you don't understand.

670
00:35:18,209 --> 00:35:20,444
The only way to stop them is
to suck them back into the book.

671
00:35:20,478 --> 00:35:22,747
CHAMP: Drop the book and let it
suck itself back in.

672
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:24,815
No, I'm not close enough.

673
00:35:27,651 --> 00:35:29,587
[GROWLING]

674
00:35:34,592 --> 00:35:36,327
What are you doing?
Just open the book.

675
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,596
Just wait.

676
00:35:38,629 --> 00:35:40,765
ZACH: Hannah, open the book.
HANNAH: Not yet.

677
00:35:40,798 --> 00:35:43,167
ZACH & CHAMP: Hannah!
Now!

678
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:47,438
The book.

679
00:35:47,471 --> 00:35:48,606
Hannah,
what are you doing?

680
00:35:48,639 --> 00:35:50,207
Hannah.
Huh?

681
00:35:52,676 --> 00:35:54,311
[SNARLING]

682
00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:56,547
[SHRIEKS]

683
00:35:57,348 --> 00:35:59,550
No.
No.

684
00:36:03,654 --> 00:36:05,256
Don't let it get the book!

685
00:36:15,466 --> 00:36:17,301
Are you okay?
Yeah.

686
00:36:17,334 --> 00:36:19,804
Guys, come on, let's go!
Come on. Come on.

687
00:36:19,837 --> 00:36:22,173
Over here! Come on!

688
00:36:22,206 --> 00:36:24,608
Come on.
ZACH: Good idea. Punch it.

689
00:36:26,343 --> 00:36:27,912
[SQUEAKING]

690
00:36:27,945 --> 00:36:30,147
Bad idea. Bad idea.
Get off that thing.

691
00:36:30,181 --> 00:36:32,316
Aah!

692
00:36:32,349 --> 00:36:34,752
[ROARS]

693
00:36:45,763 --> 00:36:47,898
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

694
00:36:51,302 --> 00:36:53,737
[♪♪♪]

695
00:36:58,442 --> 00:36:59,743
ZACH:
Run.

696
00:36:59,777 --> 00:37:03,747
Hurry, this way.
Guys, come on. In here.

697
00:37:03,781 --> 00:37:06,350
Guys, come on. Hurry!

698
00:37:11,722 --> 00:37:13,591
[GLASS SQUEAKS]

699
00:37:15,526 --> 00:37:17,428
[ALL BREATHING HEAVILY]

700
00:37:17,461 --> 00:37:19,697
[♪♪♪]

701
00:37:19,730 --> 00:37:21,699
[LAUGHING]
Yes.

702
00:37:21,732 --> 00:37:23,400
[SNARLS]

703
00:37:30,307 --> 00:37:31,442
[ROARS]

704
00:37:31,475 --> 00:37:33,344
ALL:
Whoa!

705
00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:34,945
[HANNAH SHRIEKING]

706
00:37:59,904 --> 00:38:02,706
[GRUNTING AND WHIMPERING]

707
00:38:22,393 --> 00:38:24,261
[GRUNTS]

708
00:38:26,063 --> 00:38:29,934
All of you in the car, now!

709
00:38:31,402 --> 00:38:32,870
CHAMP:
What are you gonna do to us?

710
00:38:32,903 --> 00:38:34,338
SHIVERS:
Silence.

711
00:38:34,371 --> 00:38:35,839
We can't ask questions...? Shut up!

712
00:38:35,873 --> 00:38:37,541
Dad, they were only
trying to help.

713
00:38:37,575 --> 00:38:40,277
I told you to stay away from us,
or something bad would happen.

714
00:38:40,311 --> 00:38:43,380
But that's the problem with kids
today. They don't listen.

715
00:38:43,414 --> 00:38:45,916
<i>You had to pick
Abominable Snowman of Pasadena.</i>

716
00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:48,852
<i>You couldn't have picked
Little Shop of Hamsters.</i>

717
00:38:48,886 --> 00:38:51,288
You're him, aren't you?

718
00:38:51,322 --> 00:38:53,691
SHIVERS:
Hm?

719
00:38:53,724 --> 00:38:56,660
You're R.L. Stine.
SHIVERS: R.L. who?

720
00:38:56,694 --> 00:38:57,828
I don't know
who that is.

721
00:38:57,861 --> 00:38:59,330
ZACH:
Oh, really?

722
00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:03,367
Well, just as well,
because his books suck.

723
00:39:04,668 --> 00:39:06,003
What are you doing?

724
00:39:06,036 --> 00:39:08,706
I can't decide
which one I hate more:

725
00:39:08,739 --> 00:39:10,774
<i>Monster Blood
or Go Eat Worms!</i>

726
00:39:10,808 --> 00:39:12,710
CHAMP:
I'm so confused.

727
00:39:12,743 --> 00:39:14,545
You see the endings coming
from a mile away.

728
00:39:14,578 --> 00:39:17,681
It's like stop trying to be
Stephen King, man.

729
00:39:17,715 --> 00:39:20,384
[TIRES SCREECHING]

730
00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:23,921
Let me tell you something
about Steve King.

731
00:39:23,954 --> 00:39:26,957
Steve King wishes
he could write like me,

732
00:39:26,991 --> 00:39:28,993
and I've sold
way more books than him,

733
00:39:29,026 --> 00:39:30,694
but nobody ever
talks about that!

734
00:39:30,728 --> 00:39:32,930
Okay.
Way more books!

735
00:39:32,963 --> 00:39:34,865
HANNAH: Dad...
Aah!

736
00:39:34,898 --> 00:39:38,469
...your face is doing
the red thing again.

737
00:39:38,502 --> 00:39:39,803
No way.

738
00:39:39,837 --> 00:39:42,573
Wait, you're R.L. Stine?
That's you?

739
00:39:42,606 --> 00:39:44,475
Really? Really?

740
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:46,043
Hey, can I get a picture
real quick?

741
00:39:46,076 --> 00:39:47,678
No. No.
Come on. Come on.

742
00:39:47,711 --> 00:39:49,113
The answer's "yes."
I said no.

743
00:39:49,146 --> 00:39:52,316
What? I... No!
Get that thing out of here!

744
00:39:53,751 --> 00:39:56,687
I'm sorry. I just wanted a photo
real quick for my Instagram.

745
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,088
Oh, is that all?
Let me see.

746
00:39:58,122 --> 00:40:00,424
Oh, yeah. Here you go.
Thank you.

747
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:04,428
[WINDOW WHIRRS UP]
[ENGINE REVS]

748
00:40:09,466 --> 00:40:11,902
[♪♪♪]

749
00:40:21,111 --> 00:40:22,479
Hey, hey,
what happens now?

750
00:40:22,513 --> 00:40:23,881
You go home,
put on your p.j.'s,

751
00:40:23,914 --> 00:40:25,549
get your blankie,
you go nap-nap.

752
00:40:25,582 --> 00:40:27,918
In the morning, this will
all just feel like a bad dream.

753
00:40:27,951 --> 00:40:30,020
Dad, wait.
There's no time. Start packing.

754
00:40:30,054 --> 00:40:32,122
We're moving again.

755
00:40:34,058 --> 00:40:37,928
So, what do you wanna do now?

756
00:40:37,961 --> 00:40:39,997
Zach, dude.

757
00:40:40,030 --> 00:40:42,833
HANNAH: But I don't wanna leave.
I like it here.

758
00:40:42,866 --> 00:40:44,635
STINE:
Hannah, you have to understand.

759
00:40:44,668 --> 00:40:46,804
HANNAH: I don't have to understand
anything.

760
00:40:46,837 --> 00:40:48,539
Why can't we be normal for once?

761
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:51,442
Because we're not a normal
family. Now go get your things.

762
00:40:51,475 --> 00:40:52,643
I'm so over this.

763
00:40:52,676 --> 00:40:55,479
Oh! Teenagers.

764
00:41:02,186 --> 00:41:04,154
[YELLS]

765
00:41:06,690 --> 00:41:08,726
I could've killed you.

766
00:41:08,759 --> 00:41:12,162
That was a terrible throw.
How?

767
00:41:12,196 --> 00:41:13,864
What are you doing here?
Go home.

768
00:41:13,897 --> 00:41:16,066
No. Not until you explain
what's going on.

769
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,001
No, no, no.
I can't explain it.

770
00:41:18,035 --> 00:41:20,471
We were almost just eaten
by Frosty the Snowman,

771
00:41:20,504 --> 00:41:22,673
which should be impossible,
by the way, so try.

772
00:41:22,706 --> 00:41:25,209
Okay, look...

773
00:41:25,242 --> 00:41:26,477
[SIGHS]

774
00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:28,612
Where do I begin? When I was
younger,

775
00:41:28,645 --> 00:41:31,081
I suffered from terrible
allergies that kept me indoors.

776
00:41:31,115 --> 00:41:34,551
And all the kids
threw rocks at my window

777
00:41:34,585 --> 00:41:36,720
and called me names.

778
00:41:36,754 --> 00:41:38,689
So I created
my own friends.

779
00:41:38,722 --> 00:41:43,527
Monsters, demons, ghouls
to terrorize my neighborhood

780
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,229
and all the kids
that made fun of me.

781
00:41:45,262 --> 00:41:48,966
And they became real
to me.

782
00:41:48,999 --> 00:41:52,669
And then one day,
they actually...

783
00:41:52,703 --> 00:41:57,207
became real.

784
00:42:00,144 --> 00:42:03,213
My monsters literally
leapt off the page.

785
00:42:03,247 --> 00:42:05,849
As long as the books
remain locked, we're safe.

786
00:42:05,883 --> 00:42:08,118
But when they open,

787
00:42:08,152 --> 00:42:12,956
well, you've just seen
what happens.

788
00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:15,692
I'm allergic
to dust mites.

789
00:42:15,726 --> 00:42:17,594
What's your point?

790
00:42:17,628 --> 00:42:19,563
I'm just saying,
I have allergies too.

791
00:42:19,596 --> 00:42:21,098
So I understand.

792
00:42:23,133 --> 00:42:26,603
Why am I talking to you?
Hannah, let's go.

793
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,642
Hannah!
I'm sorry.

794
00:42:34,678 --> 00:42:36,146
Let's go.

795
00:42:38,081 --> 00:42:39,783
Hannah, you grab A to M,
I'll get M to Z.

796
00:42:39,817 --> 00:42:42,753
And keep the man-eating plant
away from the bug-eyed aliens.

797
00:42:42,786 --> 00:42:45,022
Oh, no. Not him.

798
00:42:45,055 --> 00:42:48,091
MALE VOICE:
Hello, Papa.

799
00:42:48,125 --> 00:42:50,727
[♪♪♪]

800
00:42:51,962 --> 00:42:54,832
How long's it been?

801
00:42:54,865 --> 00:42:56,533
Feels like forever.

802
00:42:57,901 --> 00:42:59,536
Who are your new friends?

803
00:42:59,570 --> 00:43:01,538
We're not friends.
Barely know him.

804
00:43:01,572 --> 00:43:04,074
Slappy, it's so nice
to see you again.

805
00:43:04,107 --> 00:43:06,009
Did you miss me?

806
00:43:06,043 --> 00:43:07,778
Of course
I missed you.

807
00:43:07,811 --> 00:43:09,046
[THUNDER CRASHES]

808
00:43:10,147 --> 00:43:11,715
[ZACH & HANNAH GASP]

809
00:43:11,748 --> 00:43:14,184
So, what's the plan, friend?

810
00:43:14,218 --> 00:43:16,620
You must've brought me out
for something fun.

811
00:43:16,653 --> 00:43:19,723
Terrorize the locals?
Destroy the town?

812
00:43:19,756 --> 00:43:21,825
Let's get silly.

813
00:43:21,859 --> 00:43:23,160
You guessed it, Slappy.

814
00:43:23,193 --> 00:43:25,963
I'm going to destroy Madison,
and I...

815
00:43:25,996 --> 00:43:28,098
And I couldn't do it
without you.

816
00:43:28,131 --> 00:43:31,001
Aw, shucks.
You're giving me...

817
00:43:31,034 --> 00:43:33,337
Oh, what's the word?

818
00:43:33,370 --> 00:43:35,339
Goosebumps.

819
00:43:35,372 --> 00:43:36,773
[LAUGHS]

820
00:43:36,807 --> 00:43:38,775
[WHISPERING]
Oh, my God. He's so creepy.

821
00:43:38,809 --> 00:43:40,878
Oh, he is such a crack-up.

822
00:43:40,911 --> 00:43:43,213
Such a clever dummy.

823
00:43:43,247 --> 00:43:47,050
Who are you calling "dummy,"
dummy?

824
00:43:51,688 --> 00:43:53,690
You're trying
to put me back in?

825
00:43:53,724 --> 00:43:56,226
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't be silly.

826
00:43:56,260 --> 00:43:58,962
I know when you're lying to me,
Papa.

827
00:43:58,996 --> 00:44:00,264
[THUNDER CRASHES]

828
00:44:02,132 --> 00:44:05,235
You've made Slappy
very unhappy.

829
00:44:05,269 --> 00:44:09,640
He's not going back on the shelf
ever again.

830
00:44:09,673 --> 00:44:11,074
Slappy, no, wait!

831
00:44:12,910 --> 00:44:14,678
I think it's time
I started

832
00:44:14,711 --> 00:44:17,180
pulling the strings
in this relationship.

833
00:44:17,214 --> 00:44:21,184
Tonight is gonna be the best
story you've ever written.

834
00:44:21,218 --> 00:44:25,022
All of your children
are coming out to play.

835
00:44:25,055 --> 00:44:27,090
[LAUGHING]
[THUNDER CRASHES]

836
00:44:28,191 --> 00:44:30,727
Oh, thank God he's gone.

837
00:44:30,761 --> 00:44:33,196
Oh, God. He's gone.

838
00:44:35,098 --> 00:44:37,067
And he's taken all the books.

839
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,102
[♪♪♪]

840
00:44:41,104 --> 00:44:42,806
[ENGINE REVS]

841
00:44:48,946 --> 00:44:51,815
That one's a real page-turner.

842
00:44:51,848 --> 00:44:53,350
[SLAPPY LAUGHING]

843
00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:02,426
<i>STINE: Congratulations.
You've just released a demon.</i>

844
00:45:02,459 --> 00:45:05,896
A ventriloquist dummy with
a serious Napoleonic complex.

845
00:45:05,929 --> 00:45:08,098
I only opened one book, and now
I see that was a mistake.

846
00:45:08,131 --> 00:45:10,767
HANNAH: The snowman must've knocked
Slappy's book down.

847
00:45:10,801 --> 00:45:13,003
STINE: I still blame him.
I don't like you, boy.

848
00:45:13,036 --> 00:45:14,371
[DOORKNOB CLICKING]

849
00:45:14,404 --> 00:45:16,239
It's locked
from the outside.

850
00:45:16,273 --> 00:45:18,442
[CLATTERING]

851
00:45:18,475 --> 00:45:21,845
Out the kitchen door.
Go now.

852
00:45:26,116 --> 00:45:27,818
[♪♪♪]

853
00:45:27,851 --> 00:45:30,120
Why is that here?
I don't know.

854
00:45:33,056 --> 00:45:34,324
[BOTH YELL]

855
00:45:49,506 --> 00:45:51,341
[GIGGLING AND CHATTERING]

856
00:45:52,976 --> 00:45:54,745
[GNOMES LAUGHING
AND CHATTERING]

857
00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:06,323
Maybe they're friendly.

858
00:46:07,457 --> 00:46:10,160
Not friendly.
Definitely not friendly.

859
00:46:10,193 --> 00:46:11,895
GNOME 1:
Ooh.

860
00:46:13,797 --> 00:46:15,866
[GNOMES CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

861
00:46:20,437 --> 00:46:22,172
STINE:
He's stuck to my face.

862
00:46:22,205 --> 00:46:24,374
Definitely not friendly.

863
00:46:24,408 --> 00:46:25,942
HANNAH:
Dad! Aah!

864
00:46:27,844 --> 00:46:29,246
Hold on. I'll save you.

865
00:46:31,481 --> 00:46:33,817
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?

866
00:46:39,189 --> 00:46:41,024
[GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING]
[STRAINS]

867
00:46:41,058 --> 00:46:43,393
GNOME 2:
Ready, set, go.

868
00:46:49,032 --> 00:46:50,467
[GASPS]
I'm sorry.

869
00:46:52,302 --> 00:46:54,871
Help me. Oh, no, no, no.
Help, someone.

870
00:46:54,905 --> 00:46:56,273
Get back. Get back.

871
00:46:56,306 --> 00:46:58,942
[CHAMP SCREAMS]

872
00:46:58,975 --> 00:47:01,278
[BLOWING]

873
00:47:01,311 --> 00:47:02,813
Get back.

874
00:47:02,846 --> 00:47:05,048
GNOMES [IN UNISON]:
Heave-ho. Heave-ho.

875
00:47:05,082 --> 00:47:06,349
Heave-ho.

876
00:47:07,584 --> 00:47:09,553
Help me. Help me. Get them off.
Okay, okay.

877
00:47:09,586 --> 00:47:11,855
GNOMES:
Heave-ho. Heave-ho.

878
00:47:11,888 --> 00:47:13,323
STINE:
Quickly.

879
00:47:14,324 --> 00:47:16,059
HANNAH:
Shut it. Shut it.

880
00:47:16,093 --> 00:47:19,830
STINE: Did you get them all?
GNOMES: Heave-ho. Heave-ho...

881
00:47:19,863 --> 00:47:20,864
Untie me.

882
00:47:20,897 --> 00:47:22,499
CHAMP:
I imagined something different.

883
00:47:22,532 --> 00:47:24,401
"Come over to my house.
There will be girls.

884
00:47:24,434 --> 00:47:26,036
I'm your wingman."

885
00:47:26,069 --> 00:47:28,905
[GNOMES GROANING
AND LAUGHING]

886
00:47:35,345 --> 00:47:37,247
Oh, no, no, no.
We got to get out of here.

887
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,448
We need to get
to the basement.

888
00:47:38,482 --> 00:47:41,218
It's locked.
I picked it.

889
00:47:41,251 --> 00:47:43,186
STINE:
That's breaking and entering!

890
00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:45,188
[♪♪♪]

891
00:47:45,222 --> 00:47:47,424
Watch out for the bear traps.

892
00:47:50,494 --> 00:47:52,062
CHAMP:
Why'd it have to be bear traps?

893
00:47:52,095 --> 00:47:55,065
ZACH: All right, come on. Hurry.
Come on.

894
00:47:55,098 --> 00:47:56,933
[GNOMES CHATTERING]

895
00:48:09,513 --> 00:48:13,450
STINE: Lock it! Lock it!
ZACH: Okay.

896
00:48:13,483 --> 00:48:15,452
Why couldn't you have
written stories

897
00:48:15,485 --> 00:48:17,487
about rainbows
and unicorns?

898
00:48:17,521 --> 00:48:20,056
Because that doesn't sell
400 million copies.

899
00:48:20,090 --> 00:48:21,324
Whoa, domestic?

900
00:48:21,358 --> 00:48:22,959
No, worldwide.

901
00:48:22,993 --> 00:48:25,428
It's still very impressive.
Shut up.

902
00:48:25,462 --> 00:48:26,930
[♪♪♪]

903
00:48:34,004 --> 00:48:35,305
What is that?

904
00:48:56,693 --> 00:48:58,995
He's burning the books.
Why's he doing that?

905
00:48:59,029 --> 00:49:01,531
So there's no way to get
the monsters back inside.

906
00:49:01,565 --> 00:49:05,001
It's Slappy's revenge.

907
00:49:05,035 --> 00:49:08,471
<i>Slappy's Revenge.
That's a good title.</i>

908
00:49:10,307 --> 00:49:11,441
[CAR HORN HONKING]

909
00:49:11,474 --> 00:49:14,511
[SLAPPY WHOOPING
AND LAUGHING]

910
00:49:14,544 --> 00:49:16,379
Sorry, folks.
I'd slow down,

911
00:49:16,413 --> 00:49:18,348
but I can't reach
the brake.

912
00:49:21,685 --> 00:49:25,055
Hey, check out
my new best seller.

913
00:49:25,088 --> 00:49:27,624
It'll grow on you.

914
00:49:34,064 --> 00:49:38,034
Dropped calls are gonna be the
least of this town's problems.

915
00:49:38,068 --> 00:49:39,336
[WOMAN SHRIEKS]

916
00:49:39,369 --> 00:49:42,706
I'm driving myself crazy!

917
00:49:42,739 --> 00:49:45,041
[ALL SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]

918
00:49:56,419 --> 00:49:59,356
STEVENS: The town has been invaded.
Communications are down.

919
00:49:59,389 --> 00:50:04,327
We're talking mass chaos,
and no one knows how to stop it.

920
00:50:04,361 --> 00:50:05,729
What do you think?

921
00:50:05,762 --> 00:50:08,465
I'm not sure. I...
I'm not... I don't know.

922
00:50:08,498 --> 00:50:11,067
<i>It's
The Blob.</i>

923
00:50:11,101 --> 00:50:13,470
<i>The Blob.
The original one with Steve McQueen.</i>

924
00:50:13,503 --> 00:50:16,473
Oh, I can't believe
you don't know that movie.

925
00:50:16,506 --> 00:50:18,708
Come over to my house.
I got it on LaserDisc.

926
00:50:18,742 --> 00:50:20,043
We'll wa...

927
00:50:21,378 --> 00:50:23,647
Power went out again.

928
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,750
God. All night with this.

929
00:50:26,783 --> 00:50:30,053
Well, these emergency lights
should kick on soon.

930
00:50:31,388 --> 00:50:33,023
[SQUEAKING]

931
00:50:33,056 --> 00:50:34,724
[♪♪♪]

932
00:50:38,461 --> 00:50:41,097
Somebody left
their ventriloquist dummy.

933
00:50:43,099 --> 00:50:45,502
Who you calling "dummy"?

934
00:50:45,535 --> 00:50:48,471
It's talking.
What is that thing?

935
00:50:48,505 --> 00:50:51,174
I come in peace.
Unarmed.

936
00:50:51,207 --> 00:50:54,044
I just wanna read you
a bedtime story.

937
00:50:54,077 --> 00:50:55,578
Sir, shut your mouth.
SLAPPY: Okay.

938
00:50:55,612 --> 00:50:57,247
Because that's not gonna
stop me.

939
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,049
Hands where I can see them.
Officers!

940
00:50:59,082 --> 00:51:03,086
You've been relieved
of your duties. Ha, ha!

941
00:51:03,119 --> 00:51:05,155
Now, freeze.

942
00:51:10,293 --> 00:51:13,196
[SCRAPING]

943
00:51:14,397 --> 00:51:16,433
LORRAINE:
Hello?

944
00:51:20,837 --> 00:51:24,140
Oh, hello, cutie.
You must be lost.

945
00:51:24,174 --> 00:51:25,275
[DOG WHIMPERING]

946
00:51:25,308 --> 00:51:26,676
Oh, and no tags.

947
00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:28,211
Well, let's get you some water.

948
00:51:28,244 --> 00:51:30,080
We'll take you around
the neighborhood

949
00:51:30,113 --> 00:51:31,748
and we'll find your owner.
[WHIMPERS]

950
00:51:31,781 --> 00:51:34,784
Is he handsome? Is he single?

951
00:51:34,818 --> 00:51:38,421
Is he thinking about leaving
his wife and needs a push?

952
00:51:38,455 --> 00:51:40,123
[♪♪♪]

953
00:51:42,659 --> 00:51:47,364
All right.
Trying not to spill.

954
00:51:47,397 --> 00:51:49,399
Don't be clumsy,
Lorraine.

955
00:51:49,432 --> 00:51:52,736
Okay, you must be
so thirsty.

956
00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:59,709
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS]

957
00:51:59,743 --> 00:52:01,611
[♪♪♪]

958
00:52:22,532 --> 00:52:24,601
HANNAH:
Everyone in town's been frozen.

959
00:52:34,711 --> 00:52:38,114
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Dad.
Dad, what happened to...?

960
00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:41,384
Wait.

961
00:52:41,418 --> 00:52:43,586
Oh. Oh, thank God.

962
00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:45,889
Guys, false alarm.
It's not my dad.

963
00:52:45,922 --> 00:52:47,490
[SIGHS]

964
00:52:47,524 --> 00:52:48,658
What are we going to do?

965
00:52:48,691 --> 00:52:49,826
Without those manuscripts,

966
00:52:49,859 --> 00:52:51,728
there's nothing
I can do.

967
00:52:53,263 --> 00:52:55,231
If... If you wrote the monsters
off the page,

968
00:52:55,265 --> 00:52:57,400
then maybe there's a way
you could write them back on.

969
00:52:57,434 --> 00:52:59,536
Wait... Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Why don't you just do that?

970
00:52:59,569 --> 00:53:01,805
You have any idea how many
stories I'd have to write

971
00:53:01,838 --> 00:53:03,640
to capture every monster
I've created?

972
00:53:03,673 --> 00:53:05,375
I already have carpal tunnel
in both hands.

973
00:53:05,408 --> 00:53:07,644
Dad, just listen to him.
It's a great idea.

974
00:53:07,677 --> 00:53:11,181
Just one.
One story to capture them all.

975
00:53:11,214 --> 00:53:13,583
Hmm, simple.
Just one, one story,

976
00:53:13,616 --> 00:53:15,718
with every monster
I've ever created.

977
00:53:15,752 --> 00:53:20,490
Brilliant. Really good idea.
He's a keeper.

978
00:53:20,523 --> 00:53:21,658
You have a better idea?

979
00:53:21,691 --> 00:53:22,792
Mm-hm, mm-hm.

980
00:53:22,826 --> 00:53:24,894
A much better idea.

981
00:53:26,596 --> 00:53:28,798
No, not now, I don't,
but...

982
00:53:28,832 --> 00:53:30,633
Okay, then we gotta
get you to a computer

983
00:53:30,667 --> 00:53:32,168
so you can start writing.
There's...

984
00:53:32,202 --> 00:53:34,804
There's a computer store.
Just break in.

985
00:53:34,838 --> 00:53:37,640
No, no, no.
I need my typewriter.

986
00:53:37,674 --> 00:53:39,776
What?
STINE: Every story I've written

987
00:53:39,809 --> 00:53:42,812
was on that Smith Corona.
It's not just me.

988
00:53:42,846 --> 00:53:46,683
That typewriter is special.

989
00:53:46,716 --> 00:53:49,819
It has a soul of its own.

990
00:53:49,853 --> 00:53:52,555
If I write on anything else,
it won't work.

991
00:53:52,589 --> 00:53:54,224
Where's the typewriter?

992
00:53:54,257 --> 00:53:56,493
Oh, don't worry.

993
00:53:56,526 --> 00:53:58,862
It's somewhere safe.

994
00:53:58,895 --> 00:54:01,264
[JASON DERULO'S "GET UGLY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

995
00:54:01,297 --> 00:54:03,333
<i>♪ Get ugly
[ALL CHEERING]</i>

996
00:54:04,467 --> 00:54:06,569
<i>♪ And everybody say</i>

997
00:54:06,603 --> 00:54:08,404
<i>♪ Get ugly</i>

998
00:54:10,773 --> 00:54:12,809
<i>♪ Get ugly</i>

999
00:54:12,842 --> 00:54:14,310
<i>♪ Get ugly</i>

1000
00:54:14,344 --> 00:54:16,446
Come on.

1001
00:54:16,479 --> 00:54:18,481
Come on,
come on, come on.

1002
00:54:18,515 --> 00:54:19,949
[PHONE BEEPING]

1003
00:54:19,983 --> 00:54:22,318
[SIGHS]

1004
00:54:22,352 --> 00:54:23,820
Just give me one bar.

1005
00:54:26,489 --> 00:54:29,259
This was working earlier.

1006
00:54:29,292 --> 00:54:30,994
Brains.
Aah!

1007
00:54:31,027 --> 00:54:33,796
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

1008
00:54:33,830 --> 00:54:35,899
I mean, I did mean to scare you,
but in a playful way.

1009
00:54:35,932 --> 00:54:38,968
So, uh, is everything okay?

1010
00:54:40,470 --> 00:54:42,939
I'm sorry, I have to get hold
of my son,

1011
00:54:42,972 --> 00:54:44,707
and I can't get
any service.

1012
00:54:44,741 --> 00:54:47,277
Yeah. No one can tonight.
It's weird.

1013
00:54:48,511 --> 00:54:50,747
[♪♪♪]

1014
00:54:50,780 --> 00:54:53,783
ZACH: I don't know what's going
on with my phone.

1015
00:54:53,816 --> 00:54:55,418
I can't get reception.

1016
00:54:55,451 --> 00:54:57,487
Slappy's taken out
the cell-phone towers.

1017
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,689
That's what I'd do.

1018
00:54:59,722 --> 00:55:01,925
He's cutting us off.
Isolating us.

1019
00:55:01,958 --> 00:55:05,461
[THUMPING]
What was that?

1020
00:55:05,495 --> 00:55:07,530
[INVISIBLE BOY CHUCKLING]
[CHAMP GASPS]

1021
00:55:07,564 --> 00:55:10,400
Ugh, it's the Invisible Boy.
He's a menace.

1022
00:55:10,433 --> 00:55:12,535
[GIGGLING,
FOOTSTEPS THUMPING ON ROOF]

1023
00:55:12,569 --> 00:55:14,404
[SLAPS]
Ow!

1024
00:55:14,437 --> 00:55:16,372
STINE:
Shove him out the window.

1025
00:55:16,406 --> 00:55:17,674
Roll up the window.

1026
00:55:17,707 --> 00:55:19,909
ZACH: He's got his tie!
Help, help!

1027
00:55:19,943 --> 00:55:21,511
STINE: Hold on.
[ENGINE REVS]

1028
00:55:21,544 --> 00:55:23,546
[INVISIBLE BOY YELLS]

1029
00:55:23,580 --> 00:55:25,381
INVISIBLE BOY:
Not cool!

1030
00:55:25,415 --> 00:55:26,583
Are you okay?

1031
00:55:26,616 --> 00:55:27,951
Yeah.
For sure.

1032
00:55:29,385 --> 00:55:31,654
Yeah. Wait.
Wait, look out!

1033
00:55:31,688 --> 00:55:33,289
[ALL SCREAM]

1034
00:55:35,758 --> 00:55:37,360
[STINE YELLS]

1035
00:55:39,329 --> 00:55:40,830
[ALL GRUNT]

1036
00:55:40,863 --> 00:55:42,599
Are you okay?
Yeah.

1037
00:55:42,632 --> 00:55:43,933
Everyone okay?

1038
00:55:43,967 --> 00:55:46,402
It came out of nowhere.

1039
00:55:46,436 --> 00:55:48,838
[CREATURE GROWLING]

1040
00:55:51,874 --> 00:55:54,844
[♪♪♪]

1041
00:55:58,748 --> 00:56:00,316
[CHITTERING]

1042
00:56:00,350 --> 00:56:02,585
[ALL SCREAM]

1043
00:56:02,619 --> 00:56:05,822
I don't remember writing
about a giant praying mantis.

1044
00:56:05,855 --> 00:56:07,657
[BELCHES]

1045
00:56:07,690 --> 00:56:08,958
Right. Now I remember.

1046
00:56:08,992 --> 00:56:12,095
Get us out of here!

1047
00:56:12,128 --> 00:56:14,998
What are you doing?
I can't drive if I can't see.

1048
00:56:15,031 --> 00:56:16,966
Just go!

1049
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,535
[ENGINE REVS]
[TIRES SCREECH]

1050
00:56:25,808 --> 00:56:29,612
[♪♪♪]

1051
00:56:29,646 --> 00:56:31,648
CHAMP:
Oh, my God!

1052
00:56:31,681 --> 00:56:32,982
Watch out!
Turn left!

1053
00:56:33,016 --> 00:56:34,584
CHAMP:
Stop driving straight!

1054
00:56:34,617 --> 00:56:36,653
He's catching up! Turn right!
CHAMP: Step on it!

1055
00:56:36,686 --> 00:56:39,889
Does someone else wanna drive?
I'll pull over right now.

1056
00:56:54,871 --> 00:56:56,439
[ALL SCREAM]

1057
00:57:04,981 --> 00:57:06,816
[ALL SCREAM]

1058
00:57:10,987 --> 00:57:13,489
[CHITTERING]

1059
00:57:32,108 --> 00:57:34,811
Why'd you come up
with something so freaky?

1060
00:57:34,844 --> 00:57:36,813
I just have a knack for it,
I guess.

1061
00:57:38,081 --> 00:57:40,383
Oh, no. My Wagoneer.

1062
00:57:41,784 --> 00:57:43,786
I had such low mileage
on it.

1063
00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:45,488
How far are we
from the high school?

1064
00:57:45,521 --> 00:57:46,889
Not too far.

1065
00:57:46,923 --> 00:57:48,524
We can cut through
the cemetery.

1066
00:57:48,558 --> 00:57:49,759
I'm sorry,
a cemetery?

1067
00:57:49,792 --> 00:57:52,028
God, relax. The high school's
just past the woods.

1068
00:57:52,061 --> 00:57:53,696
Wait, how do you
know that?

1069
00:57:53,730 --> 00:57:57,200
Uh, sometimes I get a little
stir-crazy and go exploring.

1070
00:57:57,233 --> 00:57:59,869
When?
At night after you go to bed.

1071
00:57:59,902 --> 00:58:02,505
You're grounded.
That is so unfair.

1072
00:58:02,538 --> 00:58:04,907
No, it's fair.
You're bringing up good points,

1073
00:58:04,941 --> 00:58:06,642
but let's keep moving
while you argue.

1074
00:58:06,676 --> 00:58:09,645
Sneaking off in the middle
of the night with strange boys.

1075
00:58:09,679 --> 00:58:12,949
Unbelievable.
Shut it.

1076
00:58:12,982 --> 00:58:14,851
[♪♪♪]

1077
00:58:14,884 --> 00:58:16,219
[SIGHS]

1078
00:58:16,252 --> 00:58:18,154
Hey, hey, do you have a dollar
I could borrow?

1079
00:58:18,187 --> 00:58:20,957
What? No. Why?
I'm parched.

1080
00:58:20,990 --> 00:58:23,226
Well, just take one.
I'm sure they'll understand.

1081
00:58:23,259 --> 00:58:24,761
Really? Ha!

1082
00:58:24,794 --> 00:58:27,930
Lemonade, grape or strawberry?

1083
00:58:27,964 --> 00:58:30,833
Good God, man.
Here. Orange.

1084
00:58:30,867 --> 00:58:32,034
[CHUCKLES]

1085
00:58:32,068 --> 00:58:34,003
I don't know what
I was thinking.

1086
00:58:34,036 --> 00:58:36,239
There is way more going on here
than New York.

1087
00:58:36,272 --> 00:58:38,574
What?
Uh, you cut yourself.

1088
00:58:38,608 --> 00:58:41,778
Is it bad?
Uh, yeah. It's really bad.

1089
00:58:41,811 --> 00:58:43,713
Is my face messed up?

1090
00:58:43,746 --> 00:58:46,849
Yeah. Big time.

1091
00:58:46,883 --> 00:58:48,684
You look exactly the same.

1092
00:58:51,087 --> 00:58:52,655
[BOTTLE CLINKS]

1093
00:58:54,791 --> 00:58:56,125
Did you hear that?

1094
00:58:56,159 --> 00:58:58,227
[♪♪♪]

1095
00:59:10,907 --> 00:59:12,975
[GRUNTING AND SNIFFING]

1096
00:59:20,983 --> 00:59:22,652
[SODA FIZZES]

1097
00:59:22,685 --> 00:59:24,620
[SNARLING AND SNIFFING]

1098
00:59:27,990 --> 00:59:30,126
[♪♪♪]

1099
00:59:45,641 --> 00:59:47,276
[SNARLING]

1100
00:59:56,686 --> 00:59:57,987
What are you doing?

1101
00:59:58,020 --> 00:59:59,789
That's the Werewolf
of Fever Swamp.

1102
00:59:59,822 --> 01:00:02,024
He can smell my scent.

1103
01:00:09,031 --> 01:00:11,167
No, it's not working.
I have to hide.

1104
01:00:13,870 --> 01:00:15,972
[♪♪♪]

1105
01:00:18,975 --> 01:00:20,776
Come on.

1106
01:00:24,247 --> 01:00:26,315
[SNARLING AND SNIFFING]

1107
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:36,292
[PANTING]

1108
01:00:47,270 --> 01:00:50,006
[WHISPERING]
Shh, no, no, no.

1109
01:00:53,009 --> 01:00:55,111
[WHISPERING]
Do something.

1110
01:01:06,122 --> 01:01:07,690
[TOY SQUEAKS]

1111
01:01:12,962 --> 01:01:14,096
Come on, come on.
Come on.

1112
01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:16,098
[SPITS]

1113
01:01:18,167 --> 01:01:20,636
Come on. Go, go, go.

1114
01:01:21,871 --> 01:01:23,105
[BARKING]

1115
01:01:23,139 --> 01:01:26,075
STINE:
He's on our tail. Go.

1116
01:01:27,176 --> 01:01:29,712
ZACH:
Go! He's right behind us!

1117
01:01:32,315 --> 01:01:33,983
[WEREWOLF WHIMPERS]

1118
01:01:34,016 --> 01:01:35,851
Come on. Go, go.

1119
01:01:35,885 --> 01:01:38,120
[LAUGHS]
Oh!

1120
01:01:39,121 --> 01:01:41,290
I'm stuck. Help me get out.

1121
01:01:41,324 --> 01:01:43,826
What are you doing?
There's no time!

1122
01:01:43,859 --> 01:01:46,929
I said get me out of here.
Gotta go. There's no time.

1123
01:01:46,963 --> 01:01:49,999
I said get me out... Oh, no.
Keep going. He's chasing us.

1124
01:01:50,032 --> 01:01:51,767
I'm going as fast
as I can.

1125
01:01:51,801 --> 01:01:54,303
[WHISTLES]

1126
01:01:54,337 --> 01:01:57,373
Just go. We're right behind you.
Okay!

1127
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:01,777
Aah! Oh!

1128
01:02:01,811 --> 01:02:04,080
Come on. We gotta go.
Get up. Get up.

1129
01:02:04,113 --> 01:02:05,448
Come on, come on!
Let's go, guys!

1130
01:02:05,481 --> 01:02:08,084
HANNAH:
Come on, come on, come on.

1131
01:02:09,185 --> 01:02:12,922
Ha! Let's see him
get through that.

1132
01:02:12,955 --> 01:02:15,091
[METALLIC BANG]

1133
01:02:15,124 --> 01:02:17,426
[LOUD THUMP]
Go, go! Run, run!

1134
01:02:21,330 --> 01:02:23,399
[BARKING AND SNARLING]

1135
01:02:26,002 --> 01:02:27,870
[ALL PANTING]

1136
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,810
It's locked.
STINE: This way.

1137
01:02:34,844 --> 01:02:36,746
[WEREWOLF SNARLS]

1138
01:02:36,779 --> 01:02:38,147
[CLAWS SCREECHING]

1139
01:02:41,917 --> 01:02:43,219
[ROARS]

1140
01:02:44,854 --> 01:02:47,156
[WHIMPERING]

1141
01:02:48,524 --> 01:02:51,260
I'm okay.

1142
01:02:51,293 --> 01:02:53,396
I'm still okay!

1143
01:02:53,429 --> 01:02:55,464
Who is that?
It's my Aunt Lorraine.

1144
01:02:56,932 --> 01:02:58,100
Oh, my gosh.

1145
01:02:58,134 --> 01:02:59,468
I think I killed that bear.

1146
01:02:59,502 --> 01:03:01,137
It was actually a werewolf.
What?

1147
01:03:01,170 --> 01:03:02,972
Aunt Lorraine,
what are you doing here?

1148
01:03:03,005 --> 01:03:06,075
This is the back of my store.
I didn't know where else to go.

1149
01:03:06,108 --> 01:03:10,179
I can't get ahold of your mother
or the cops or anyone...

1150
01:03:10,212 --> 01:03:12,448
Hello.
Uh, hi. Hello.

1151
01:03:12,481 --> 01:03:16,419
Hi. I don't think we've been
properly introduced.

1152
01:03:16,452 --> 01:03:19,121
Um... I'm... I'm Lorraine.

1153
01:03:19,155 --> 01:03:20,856
Hello. R.L. Stine.

1154
01:03:20,890 --> 01:03:23,225
We owe you a great debt
of gratitude.

1155
01:03:23,259 --> 01:03:25,161
Your reckless driving
saved our lives.

1156
01:03:25,194 --> 01:03:26,829
Oh, that old thing?

1157
01:03:26,862 --> 01:03:27,997
[LAUGHS]

1158
01:03:28,030 --> 01:03:29,331
Lorraine. Lorraine.

1159
01:03:29,365 --> 01:03:31,000
So...
Lorraine.

1160
01:03:31,033 --> 01:03:33,202
We don't have time.
I need you to go to the police

1161
01:03:33,235 --> 01:03:34,937
and tell them to meet us
at the high school.

1162
01:03:34,970 --> 01:03:37,373
All right? Can you do that?
I can do that. Okay.

1163
01:03:37,406 --> 01:03:39,241
Oh, did you wanna
exchange numbers?

1164
01:03:39,275 --> 01:03:41,310
STINE:
It's not a good time, but yes!

1165
01:03:41,343 --> 01:03:43,979
[♪♪♪]

1166
01:03:45,915 --> 01:03:48,350
[DOG BARKING]

1167
01:03:50,553 --> 01:03:52,822
CHAMP:
Oh, God, this is a bad idea.

1168
01:03:52,855 --> 01:03:54,924
[TWIG SNAPS]
What was that?

1169
01:03:58,260 --> 01:04:00,262
[CREATURE SCREECHING DISTANTLY]

1170
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:06,168
You okay?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

1171
01:04:06,202 --> 01:04:08,537
Yeah. Just a root.
Nothing scary here.

1172
01:04:08,571 --> 01:04:11,040
So how did you get
the nickname "Champ"?

1173
01:04:11,073 --> 01:04:12,808
It's not a nickname.

1174
01:04:12,842 --> 01:04:15,544
Wait. That's your real name?
Is it short for something?

1175
01:04:15,578 --> 01:04:17,480
My full name is Champion.

1176
01:04:17,513 --> 01:04:20,416
[LAUGHS]
Your actual name is Champion.

1177
01:04:21,851 --> 01:04:23,085
Sorry.

1178
01:04:23,119 --> 01:04:24,420
CHAMP:
My dad won a bronze

1179
01:04:24,453 --> 01:04:27,089
back in the '92 Olympics.
STINE: Really?

1180
01:04:27,123 --> 01:04:29,024
[♪♪♪]

1181
01:04:29,058 --> 01:04:31,560
CHAMP: My mom, she was
an all-American sprinter

1182
01:04:31,594 --> 01:04:34,096
and a two-time
world debate champion.

1183
01:04:34,130 --> 01:04:36,932
So they named me "Champ."

1184
01:04:39,101 --> 01:04:42,071
Hey, you know, if you're scared,
I can hold your hand.

1185
01:04:42,104 --> 01:04:44,373
Please,
you're the scaredy-cat.

1186
01:04:44,406 --> 01:04:46,175
[SHRIEKING]

1187
01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:48,477
Wait, wait. Hold on.
It's okay. It's just a statue.

1188
01:04:48,511 --> 01:04:49,845
All right? You're fine.

1189
01:04:49,879 --> 01:04:52,848
It's all right.
All right?

1190
01:04:52,882 --> 01:04:55,951
Just give me a sec.
It's...

1191
01:04:55,985 --> 01:04:58,888
It's caught
on your jacket.

1192
01:04:58,921 --> 01:05:00,289
My hero.

1193
01:05:03,492 --> 01:05:07,096
There. You're free to go.

1194
01:05:07,129 --> 01:05:09,064
[♪♪♪]

1195
01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:18,073
[♪♪♪]

1196
01:05:26,148 --> 01:05:28,450
What is it?

1197
01:05:30,152 --> 01:05:31,453
Nothing.

1198
01:05:31,487 --> 01:05:33,889
Are you sure?

1199
01:05:37,293 --> 01:05:39,028
Yeah.

1200
01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:41,230
Yeah, totally. I'm fi...

1201
01:05:41,263 --> 01:05:44,266
[SNARLING]

1202
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:46,302
Zach!

1203
01:05:46,335 --> 01:05:47,603
[ZACH YELLS]

1204
01:05:47,636 --> 01:05:50,306
[GHOULS GRUNTING
AND GROWLING]

1205
01:05:55,044 --> 01:05:56,912
Run!

1206
01:05:56,946 --> 01:05:59,114
Ghouls. Go, go.

1207
01:06:03,953 --> 01:06:06,055
[♪♪♪]

1208
01:06:06,088 --> 01:06:10,125
CHAMP:
Oh, they're getting closer!

1209
01:06:10,159 --> 01:06:12,695
Go. Here. Go. Go.
Come on. Come on. Go, go, go.

1210
01:06:12,728 --> 01:06:15,431
Hurry, quick, quick, quick.

1211
01:06:15,464 --> 01:06:17,132
I'm stuck.

1212
01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:19,435
Go on without me. Save yourself.
Okay. Good luck.

1213
01:06:19,468 --> 01:06:23,105
No, I didn't mean it,
Champion!

1214
01:06:23,138 --> 01:06:25,441
What kind of monster
would take me up on that offer?

1215
01:06:25,474 --> 01:06:29,144
Pull. Everybody pull.

1216
01:06:29,178 --> 01:06:32,514
I'll kill him.
Where is that little imbecile?

1217
01:06:32,548 --> 01:06:34,450
[ZOMBIES GROWLING]

1218
01:06:34,483 --> 01:06:36,685
Wait for us, you coward!

1219
01:06:36,719 --> 01:06:39,521
All right. Okay, Lorraine.
You got this.

1220
01:06:39,555 --> 01:06:41,457
Just tell the cops to head
to the high school

1221
01:06:41,490 --> 01:06:43,359
and that everyone's
in trouble.

1222
01:06:43,392 --> 01:06:45,227
You can do this. Okay.

1223
01:06:45,261 --> 01:06:47,563
Oh! Nope. Wrong door.

1224
01:06:49,698 --> 01:06:51,500
Hello?

1225
01:06:52,635 --> 01:06:55,204
Is anyone in here?

1226
01:06:55,237 --> 01:06:57,039
[♪♪♪]

1227
01:06:57,072 --> 01:07:00,042
Calling all cops,
calling all the cops.

1228
01:07:00,075 --> 01:07:02,278
Head to the high school.
My nephew's in trouble.

1229
01:07:02,311 --> 01:07:03,579
He's with R.L. Stine.

1230
01:07:03,612 --> 01:07:05,648
They think they know
how to stop all this.

1231
01:07:05,681 --> 01:07:08,317
Hello? Can anyone hear me?

1232
01:07:08,350 --> 01:07:11,620
SLAPPY:
I can hear you.

1233
01:07:11,654 --> 01:07:15,357
Sergeant Slappy,
ready to protect and serve.

1234
01:07:15,391 --> 01:07:17,726
Oh, my goodness.

1235
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,361
You're...
Don't do it.

1236
01:07:19,395 --> 01:07:21,230
...a talking...
Don't say it.

1237
01:07:21,263 --> 01:07:23,732
...dummy.
You said it.

1238
01:07:23,766 --> 01:07:25,467
[GROWLING]

1239
01:07:25,501 --> 01:07:27,202
[SCREAMS]

1240
01:07:29,138 --> 01:07:33,042
You have the right
to remain silent.

1241
01:07:33,075 --> 01:07:34,643
Where did they put
my typewriter?

1242
01:07:34,677 --> 01:07:37,479
I know it was this way.
It might've been the other way.

1243
01:07:37,513 --> 01:07:39,048
We should split up.
CHAMP: What? No.

1244
01:07:39,081 --> 01:07:40,649
Have you ever read
one of your books?

1245
01:07:40,683 --> 01:07:42,151
We're never supposed
to split up.

1246
01:07:42,184 --> 01:07:46,155
Come on. How many display cases
could there be?

1247
01:07:46,188 --> 01:07:50,693
You're touching me.
Yeah. Hang on a second.

1248
01:07:50,726 --> 01:07:53,262
Hannah doesn't know, does she?
She doesn't know what?

1249
01:07:53,295 --> 01:07:55,631
That she's not real.

1250
01:07:55,664 --> 01:07:58,767
[♪♪♪]

1251
01:07:58,801 --> 01:08:00,636
She thinks
she's a person, okay?

1252
01:08:00,669 --> 01:08:02,738
Not just some figment
of your imagination.

1253
01:08:02,771 --> 01:08:04,440
How could... How could you
lie to her?

1254
01:08:04,473 --> 01:08:05,774
I was trying to protect her!

1255
01:08:05,808 --> 01:08:08,744
Oh, yeah?
Well, good job with that.

1256
01:08:08,777 --> 01:08:10,713
This gift of mine
is a curse.

1257
01:08:10,746 --> 01:08:14,416
You have no idea how lonely
it's been until Hannah.

1258
01:08:14,450 --> 01:08:16,719
She's different.

1259
01:08:16,752 --> 01:08:19,254
I wrote her in such a way
that she thinks she's real,

1260
01:08:19,288 --> 01:08:22,658
and she is real to me, Zach.

1261
01:08:25,361 --> 01:08:28,130
I don't expect you
to understand.

1262
01:08:29,665 --> 01:08:32,134
ZACH:
Actually, I do.

1263
01:08:35,738 --> 01:08:38,140
I'm afraid
of losing her.

1264
01:08:40,776 --> 01:08:43,312
And the truth is,
I'm afraid of being alone.

1265
01:08:43,345 --> 01:08:45,581
I suppose I stopped connecting
with real people

1266
01:08:45,614 --> 01:08:47,750
when I was your age.

1267
01:08:50,619 --> 01:08:54,289
After my dad died,
I shut everyone out too.

1268
01:08:55,691 --> 01:08:59,361
Maybe we can both start over,

1269
01:08:59,395 --> 01:09:01,764
if we're alive
tomorrow.

1270
01:09:04,199 --> 01:09:07,870
There you are.
Are you okay?

1271
01:09:07,903 --> 01:09:11,306
You look like
you just saw a ghost.

1272
01:09:11,340 --> 01:09:14,643
Okay. Well, come on.
We found the typewriter.

1273
01:09:17,346 --> 01:09:21,283
Oh, my sweet darling,
I've missed you so much. Mwah.

1274
01:09:22,684 --> 01:09:24,353
All right,
so start writing.

1275
01:09:24,386 --> 01:09:26,755
Yes, but what's the story?

1276
01:09:26,789 --> 01:09:29,558
What do you mean? Monsters lose,
good guys win, the end.

1277
01:09:29,591 --> 01:09:31,126
No, no, no.
It doesn't work

1278
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:32,728
<i>unless it's a real
Goosebumps story,</i>

1279
01:09:32,761 --> 01:09:35,364
with twists and turns
and frights.

1280
01:09:35,397 --> 01:09:38,233
Not to mention some personal
growth for our hero.

1281
01:09:38,267 --> 01:09:39,635
What?

1282
01:09:39,668 --> 01:09:41,203
STINE:
Go to the gym. Warn everyone.

1283
01:09:41,236 --> 01:09:42,671
Tell them to barricade
the school.

1284
01:09:42,704 --> 01:09:43,872
Where are you going?

1285
01:09:43,906 --> 01:09:45,541
To find someplace
to write.

1286
01:09:45,574 --> 01:09:46,742
Slappy's going
to come for me.

1287
01:09:46,775 --> 01:09:48,377
I have a deadline,
literally.

1288
01:09:48,410 --> 01:09:50,446
Now go.

1289
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,248
[♪♪♪]

1290
01:09:53,282 --> 01:09:54,850
Unbelievable.

1291
01:09:54,883 --> 01:09:56,585
<i>[OVER SPEAKERS]
♪ Off, off, off</i>

1292
01:09:56,618 --> 01:09:59,288
<i>♪ Off with your head</i>

1293
01:09:59,321 --> 01:10:02,758
<i>♪ Dance, dance
Till you're dead?</i>

1294
01:10:02,791 --> 01:10:06,261
<i>♪ Heads will roll
Heads will roll?</i>

1295
01:10:06,295 --> 01:10:07,396
[ALL CHEERING]

1296
01:10:07,429 --> 01:10:10,299
<i>♪ Heads will roll
On the floor?</i>

1297
01:10:10,332 --> 01:10:11,533
ZACH:
Excuse me.

1298
01:10:11,567 --> 01:10:13,735
Sorry. Coming through.

1299
01:10:13,769 --> 01:10:15,737
Come on. We gotta get
to the stage.

1300
01:10:18,307 --> 01:10:21,710
<i>♪ Heads will roll
Heads will roll?</i>

1301
01:10:21,743 --> 01:10:24,379
<i>♪ Heads will roll
On the floor?</i>

1302
01:10:27,282 --> 01:10:29,384
So this is what
a high-school dance is like.

1303
01:10:29,418 --> 01:10:33,689
Uh, yeah.
Usually the dancing's better.

1304
01:10:33,722 --> 01:10:35,224
But you get the idea.

1305
01:10:39,761 --> 01:10:41,530
MAN 1:
That what they call dancing now?

1306
01:10:41,563 --> 01:10:43,932
MAN 2: I'm not sure.
Zach.

1307
01:10:43,966 --> 01:10:45,734
ZACH: Mom. Mom.
GALE: Zach.

1308
01:10:45,767 --> 01:10:47,970
I was so worried. I couldn't
get hold of you or Lorraine.

1309
01:10:48,003 --> 01:10:49,972
I know. I know.
Mom, everyone here is in danger.

1310
01:10:50,005 --> 01:10:53,308
We have to barricade the school.
Oh, no, Zach. Not this again.

1311
01:10:53,342 --> 01:10:55,978
He's telling you the truth.
I'm Hannah. I live next door.

1312
01:10:56,011 --> 01:10:58,247
[RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS]
All right.

1313
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:00,983
Okay, everyone,
listen up. Okay?

1314
01:11:01,016 --> 01:11:03,585
Okay. Everybody,
you gotta listen up...

1315
01:11:03,619 --> 01:11:05,754
Champ, get down.
I have something to say.

1316
01:11:05,787 --> 01:11:08,457
[CROWD JEERING]
Uh... wow.

1317
01:11:08,490 --> 01:11:10,592
Okay, um...

1318
01:11:10,626 --> 01:11:12,461
Uh, okay, uh...

1319
01:11:12,494 --> 01:11:14,363
Listen to my best friend Zach.

1320
01:11:14,396 --> 01:11:16,565
Just... Just tell them.
Thanks, Champ.

1321
01:11:16,598 --> 01:11:18,700
Yeah.
Yeah. All right. Um...

1322
01:11:20,869 --> 01:11:22,604
This is going
to sound insane,

1323
01:11:22,638 --> 01:11:26,508
but monsters
have invaded Madison.

1324
01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:28,477
[ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]

1325
01:11:28,510 --> 01:11:29,645
Guys, it's the truth. Okay?

1326
01:11:29,678 --> 01:11:31,513
He's telling the truth. It's...

1327
01:11:31,547 --> 01:11:33,282
He's not making this up.

1328
01:11:33,315 --> 01:11:35,317
They've blocked every road
out of town,

1329
01:11:35,350 --> 01:11:37,419
they've torn down
the cell towers,

1330
01:11:37,452 --> 01:11:41,690
and we've been cut off
from the rest of the world.

1331
01:11:41,723 --> 01:11:43,825
And they could be coming for us
any second,

1332
01:11:43,859 --> 01:11:45,427
so we need to work to...

1333
01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:47,496
BOY:
Aah! He's right.

1334
01:11:47,529 --> 01:11:51,800
It's the Boogeyman.
And he's picking his nose.

1335
01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:53,702
[ALL LAUGH]

1336
01:11:58,540 --> 01:11:59,741
I'm not making...
BOY: Aah!

1337
01:11:59,775 --> 01:12:01,376
There's a giant bug,

1338
01:12:01,410 --> 01:12:03,312
and it's eating
everybody's cars!

1339
01:12:03,345 --> 01:12:06,048
Uh, it's getting old, dude.
No, seriously!

1340
01:12:06,081 --> 01:12:07,816
[BOY SCREAMS]

1341
01:12:07,849 --> 01:12:09,618
[ALL GASPING]

1342
01:12:09,651 --> 01:12:11,453
[CHITTERING]

1343
01:12:11,486 --> 01:12:12,854
[ALL SCREAMING]

1344
01:12:12,888 --> 01:12:15,657
They're here.

1345
01:12:15,691 --> 01:12:17,759
Whoa.

1346
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:20,562
[LOUD CRASH]

1347
01:12:20,596 --> 01:12:22,064
Ha, ha!

1348
01:12:22,097 --> 01:12:24,800
Now, this is a real
homecoming.

1349
01:12:24,833 --> 01:12:26,935
[LAUGHING]

1350
01:12:26,969 --> 01:12:28,804
[♪♪♪]

1351
01:12:28,837 --> 01:12:30,939
[GNOMES LAUGHING]

1352
01:12:36,378 --> 01:12:38,714
All right. Everyone, everyone,
everyone calm down. Okay?

1353
01:12:38,747 --> 01:12:42,851
I know... I know what to do,
but I can't do it by myself.

1354
01:12:42,884 --> 01:12:44,419
Take this.

1355
01:12:44,453 --> 01:12:47,456
Invite the rest of our friends
to the party.

1356
01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:49,358
[SNICKERS]

1357
01:12:53,061 --> 01:12:55,831
<i>ZACH:
Look. Those things out there,</i>

1358
01:12:55,864 --> 01:12:57,833
they're R.L. Stine's
monsters.

1359
01:12:57,866 --> 01:12:59,434
He's here,
and he can fix this,

1360
01:12:59,468 --> 01:13:01,436
but we need to buy him
time to write.

1361
01:13:01,470 --> 01:13:03,839
And don't worry,
he's a very quick writer.

1362
01:13:03,872 --> 01:13:08,410
The night was cold.

1363
01:13:10,012 --> 01:13:11,880
Cold was the night.

1364
01:13:11,913 --> 01:13:14,750
[♪♪♪]

1365
01:13:19,154 --> 01:13:20,856
[WOLVES HOWLING]

1366
01:13:22,858 --> 01:13:24,926
SLAPPY:
Come close. Don't be shy.

1367
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:28,830
You don't wanna
miss the show.

1368
01:13:28,864 --> 01:13:30,565
[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]

1369
01:13:32,634 --> 01:13:34,870
All right, everyone.
These are all the exits.

1370
01:13:34,903 --> 01:13:36,838
Find anything you can
to barricade the doors,

1371
01:13:36,872 --> 01:13:38,573
because we cannot let
the monsters inside.

1372
01:13:38,607 --> 01:13:40,442
Come on, guys.
We don't have a lot of time.

1373
01:13:40,475 --> 01:13:42,044
Stack them up there.
Stack them up.

1374
01:13:42,077 --> 01:13:44,746
Come on, quickly.
Quickly. Yes.

1375
01:13:44,780 --> 01:13:46,848
[♪♪♪]

1376
01:13:51,787 --> 01:13:54,656
All my friends in one place.

1377
01:13:54,690 --> 01:13:56,792
I've never been so happy.

1378
01:13:56,825 --> 01:13:59,161
I don't want
this day to end.

1379
01:13:59,194 --> 01:14:02,064
And it doesn't have to...

1380
01:14:02,097 --> 01:14:06,101
as long as we get rid
of Stine.

1381
01:14:06,134 --> 01:14:07,102
Charge!

1382
01:14:07,135 --> 01:14:09,538
GNOMES: Woo-hoo!
[SNOWMAN ROARING]

1383
01:14:22,017 --> 01:14:23,985
[GROWLING AND SNARLING]

1384
01:14:24,019 --> 01:14:25,487
[SHRIEKING]

1385
01:14:26,688 --> 01:14:28,490
[INSECTS BUZZING]

1386
01:14:31,626 --> 01:14:33,395
[GRUNTING]

1387
01:14:37,065 --> 01:14:40,569
Go, go, go!
It's not gonna hold! Go!

1388
01:14:40,602 --> 01:14:42,170
Go, go, go!

1389
01:14:47,709 --> 01:14:49,811
ROBOTS:
We come in peace.

1390
01:14:49,845 --> 01:14:52,114
We come in peace.

1391
01:14:58,887 --> 01:15:01,456
[ROARS]

1392
01:15:01,490 --> 01:15:04,459
We should be helping.
We should be leaving.

1393
01:15:04,493 --> 01:15:05,627
[TAYLOR SHRIEKS]

1394
01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:07,662
[SNARLS]

1395
01:15:07,696 --> 01:15:10,031
Uh... whoa.

1396
01:15:10,065 --> 01:15:11,933
What? What?

1397
01:15:11,967 --> 01:15:13,702
Where are you going?

1398
01:15:13,735 --> 01:15:16,004
We are so... through.

1399
01:15:16,037 --> 01:15:17,672
[GROWLING]

1400
01:15:21,777 --> 01:15:24,646
Please, no. Please.

1401
01:15:25,747 --> 01:15:27,916
No, please.

1402
01:15:27,949 --> 01:15:29,885
[YELLS]
[SNARLS]

1403
01:15:29,918 --> 01:15:32,220
[CHAMP GRUNTS]
[WEREWOLF BARKING]

1404
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,895
[GASPS]

1405
01:15:39,928 --> 01:15:41,530
[GRUNTS]

1406
01:15:43,765 --> 01:15:44,866
[TAYLOR SHRIEKS]

1407
01:15:44,900 --> 01:15:47,469
[WEREWOLF WHIMPERING]

1408
01:15:51,006 --> 01:15:53,241
Oh, my God.
How'd you do that?

1409
01:15:53,275 --> 01:15:55,243
Oh, um...

1410
01:15:55,277 --> 01:15:57,512
Silver fillings.
I have a ton of cavities.

1411
01:15:57,546 --> 01:16:00,015
When I was 10, I didn't brush
my teeth for a whole year.

1412
01:16:02,851 --> 01:16:04,853
Ugh, werewolf hair. Oh.

1413
01:16:04,886 --> 01:16:06,521
[♪♪♪]

1414
01:16:08,023 --> 01:16:09,858
You saved my life, Chump.

1415
01:16:09,891 --> 01:16:11,726
It's actually "Champ."

1416
01:16:21,102 --> 01:16:23,271
I was just gonna say
"hug me again,"

1417
01:16:23,305 --> 01:16:26,041
but yeah, yeah, that works too. [LAUGHS]

1418
01:16:26,074 --> 01:16:28,076
[♪♪♪]

1419
01:16:30,045 --> 01:16:32,047
[GIGGLING]

1420
01:16:34,716 --> 01:16:37,052
[WHISPERING]
We can't keep this up. There's too many.

1421
01:16:37,085 --> 01:16:39,120
[WHISPERING]
We have to get to Stine.

1422
01:16:39,154 --> 01:16:40,889
Let's go.
Okay.

1423
01:16:40,922 --> 01:16:43,792
All the monsters
had converged.

1424
01:16:43,825 --> 01:16:46,661
The vicious vampire bats,

1425
01:16:46,695 --> 01:16:48,897
the praying mantis,

1426
01:16:48,930 --> 01:16:50,565
the haunted mask...

1427
01:16:50,599 --> 01:16:52,601
SLAPPY:
Forgetting somebody?

1428
01:16:52,634 --> 01:16:53,768
Slappy.

1429
01:16:55,070 --> 01:16:56,338
How did you find me?

1430
01:16:56,371 --> 01:16:58,173
[CACKLES]

1431
01:16:58,206 --> 01:17:00,642
I know you.
I created you.

1432
01:17:00,675 --> 01:17:02,844
Or is it
the other way around?

1433
01:17:02,878 --> 01:17:05,046
I always forget.
We're so similar.

1434
01:17:06,381 --> 01:17:07,782
Slappy?

1435
01:17:07,816 --> 01:17:10,085
Slappy?

1436
01:17:10,118 --> 01:17:11,786
Slappy?

1437
01:17:11,820 --> 01:17:13,688
Slappy?
Hi.

1438
01:17:13,722 --> 01:17:14,789
[SHRIEKS]

1439
01:17:16,024 --> 01:17:18,159
"Everyone
in the high school

1440
01:17:18,193 --> 01:17:22,063
joined forces to defeat
Slappy and his monsters."

1441
01:17:22,097 --> 01:17:26,301
Hmm. But Slappy
had other ideas.

1442
01:17:26,334 --> 01:17:27,302
No.

1443
01:17:27,335 --> 01:17:29,838
[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMS]

1444
01:17:29,871 --> 01:17:32,073
Dad!

1445
01:17:33,008 --> 01:17:34,743
[GROANING]

1446
01:17:34,776 --> 01:17:36,244
Are you okay?

1447
01:17:36,278 --> 01:17:37,846
That dumb dummy
broke my fingers.

1448
01:17:37,879 --> 01:17:39,915
I was almost finished.
Only one or two pages left.

1449
01:17:39,948 --> 01:17:42,384
Well, forget two pages.
Write two words: "the end."

1450
01:17:42,417 --> 01:17:44,252
It doesn't work like that.
[EXPLOSION]

1451
01:17:44,286 --> 01:17:46,354
<i>PRINCIPAL [OVER PA]:
School-wide announcement:</i>

1452
01:17:46,388 --> 01:17:48,056
<i>Monsters have overwhelmed
Madison High.</i>

1453
01:17:48,089 --> 01:17:50,792
<i>Retreat in an orderly fashion
to the storage room.</i>

1454
01:17:50,825 --> 01:17:53,828
I repeat, retreat in an orderly
fashion to the storage room.

1455
01:17:53,862 --> 01:17:55,096
[ALL SCREAMING]

1456
01:17:58,366 --> 01:18:00,869
We'll figure this out later,
all right?

1457
01:18:00,902 --> 01:18:02,370
Let's go.
Follow me.

1458
01:18:03,705 --> 01:18:05,607
Come on, go!

1459
01:18:12,047 --> 01:18:15,083
Aah!
Hannah. No.

1460
01:18:16,751 --> 01:18:18,219
[GRUNTING]

1461
01:18:21,189 --> 01:18:23,358
Close it. Close it.

1462
01:18:28,196 --> 01:18:29,831
[♪♪♪]

1463
01:18:38,306 --> 01:18:40,942
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah. Thanks.

1464
01:18:40,976 --> 01:18:42,210
Come with me.

1465
01:18:42,243 --> 01:18:44,813
Wait. Wait, she's a...

1466
01:18:44,846 --> 01:18:46,314
Yes, and I don't care.

1467
01:18:46,348 --> 01:18:49,951
[WEREWOLF HOWLING]
[MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING]

1468
01:18:49,985 --> 01:18:52,153
[♪♪♪]

1469
01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:07,469
All right. Come on, come on,
come on. Go, go, go.

1470
01:19:07,502 --> 01:19:09,771
Shut it! Go!

1471
01:19:09,804 --> 01:19:12,874
PRINCIPAL:
Get that door! Get it! Get it!

1472
01:19:12,907 --> 01:19:14,075
Oh, God.

1473
01:19:14,109 --> 01:19:15,810
PRINCIPAL:
Oh, God.

1474
01:19:15,844 --> 01:19:18,013
Wait. Mom, Mom, Mom.
You okay?

1475
01:19:18,046 --> 01:19:20,215
Are you okay? Yeah.

1476
01:19:20,248 --> 01:19:21,750
What do we do?
They'll get through.

1477
01:19:21,783 --> 01:19:23,218
ZACH:
I don't know. I don't know.

1478
01:19:23,251 --> 01:19:24,986
STINE:
Slappy wants me.

1479
01:19:25,020 --> 01:19:26,821
That's who he's after.

1480
01:19:26,855 --> 01:19:29,090
Listen to me, if I can lure them
away in one of those buses,

1481
01:19:29,124 --> 01:19:31,393
I know that they'll follow me
and you'll all be safe.

1482
01:19:31,426 --> 01:19:33,828
I'm coming with you.
No, I need to do this alone.

1483
01:19:33,862 --> 01:19:36,097
I've been running away
from people my whole life.

1484
01:19:36,131 --> 01:19:37,371
I was so angry
at the real world

1485
01:19:37,399 --> 01:19:39,834
that I created
these terrible monsters.

1486
01:19:39,868 --> 01:19:41,369
PRINCIPAL:
Hold that door down.

1487
01:19:41,403 --> 01:19:42,971
But I'm not mad anymore.

1488
01:19:43,004 --> 01:19:45,974
It's my fault, not this town's.
Not yours.

1489
01:19:46,007 --> 01:19:48,743
There's gotta be another way.
Hannah, sweetheart,

1490
01:19:48,777 --> 01:19:51,413
it's time for me
to face my demons.

1491
01:19:51,446 --> 01:19:53,214
I believe in you.
Shut up!

1492
01:19:53,248 --> 01:19:56,284
I'm sorry.
I mean, shut up.

1493
01:20:01,356 --> 01:20:04,225
I have an idea.

1494
01:20:04,259 --> 01:20:06,494
[♪♪♪]

1495
01:20:08,963 --> 01:20:10,365
[ENGINE STARTS]

1496
01:20:16,871 --> 01:20:19,007
[CHITTERING]

1497
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:20,341
Oh, Papa.

1498
01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:23,211
There's no escaping
from us.

1499
01:20:23,244 --> 01:20:25,080
[ALL GRUNTING AND GROWLING]

1500
01:20:25,113 --> 01:20:27,282
Bring him to me.

1501
01:20:28,316 --> 01:20:29,951
[HORN HONKS]

1502
01:20:33,088 --> 01:20:35,990
[♪♪♪]

1503
01:20:36,024 --> 01:20:38,259
[ENGINE REVS]

1504
01:20:51,072 --> 01:20:52,841
[PRAYING MANTIS CHITTERING]

1505
01:21:06,921 --> 01:21:08,556
[MONSTERS GROWLING]

1506
01:21:20,902 --> 01:21:22,537
[♪♪♪]

1507
01:21:28,276 --> 01:21:29,878
STINE:
Did it work?

1508
01:21:31,646 --> 01:21:33,081
Not yet.

1509
01:21:33,114 --> 01:21:35,049
Come on. Come on, work.

1510
01:21:35,083 --> 01:21:36,317
Come on, come on.

1511
01:21:43,057 --> 01:21:44,459
[BEEPING]
Uh-oh.

1512
01:21:50,098 --> 01:21:52,200
[LAUGHS]
Yes!

1513
01:21:52,233 --> 01:21:53,368
High five.

1514
01:21:53,401 --> 01:21:55,870
Oh, boy. Bad idea.
Sorry.

1515
01:21:58,139 --> 01:22:00,408
Yes. It worked.

1516
01:22:00,441 --> 01:22:02,243
Oh, be careful, Zach.

1517
01:22:02,277 --> 01:22:03,411
[ALL CHEERING]

1518
01:22:03,444 --> 01:22:05,113
We're gonna get
through this.

1519
01:22:05,146 --> 01:22:06,281
Not a good time.

1520
01:22:06,314 --> 01:22:08,349
Okay.

1521
01:22:12,453 --> 01:22:14,956
STINE:
Okay. Go.

1522
01:22:16,691 --> 01:22:19,594
Okay, it was clear there
was only one place left to hide.

1523
01:22:19,627 --> 01:22:22,130
I can't type while walking.
Then commit it to memory.

1524
01:22:22,163 --> 01:22:24,999
There was one place to hide.
It was the, uh, arcade gallery.

1525
01:22:25,033 --> 01:22:26,334
There is no
arcade gallery.

1526
01:22:26,367 --> 01:22:29,470
Okay. That was, in fact,
the funhouse!

1527
01:22:29,504 --> 01:22:32,507
CHAMP: Wait, guys. Why don't we just
sit at one of these tables?

1528
01:22:32,540 --> 01:22:35,076
Come on. Guys!

1529
01:22:37,011 --> 01:22:38,646
[MONSTERS ROARING]

1530
01:22:44,185 --> 01:22:46,054
Follow the scent.

1531
01:22:46,087 --> 01:22:48,623
Lead me to Stine.

1532
01:22:48,656 --> 01:22:50,525
[HOWLS]

1533
01:22:55,330 --> 01:22:57,999
[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]

1534
01:22:58,032 --> 01:22:59,968
[♪♪♪]

1535
01:23:02,370 --> 01:23:05,540
STINE: Stine's ingenious plan
worked to perfection.

1536
01:23:05,573 --> 01:23:07,542
The funhouse was terrifying.

1537
01:23:07,575 --> 01:23:09,510
Not so much for Stine
as it was for the others.

1538
01:23:09,544 --> 01:23:11,980
But it offered refuge from
the real terrors

1539
01:23:12,013 --> 01:23:13,181
that lurked outside.

1540
01:23:13,214 --> 01:23:15,316
You wish.

1541
01:23:15,350 --> 01:23:18,686
He found us.
Quickly, follow me.

1542
01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:24,025
Papa, you left
without saying goodbye.

1543
01:23:24,058 --> 01:23:25,593
Trying to hide from me?

1544
01:23:25,627 --> 01:23:28,062
That's like hiding
from yourself.

1545
01:23:28,096 --> 01:23:32,333
I was your best friend,
and you turned your back on me.

1546
01:23:32,367 --> 01:23:37,071
Locked me up, imprisoned me
in the pages of a book.

1547
01:23:37,105 --> 01:23:41,609
SLAPPYS [IN UNISON]: You stuck me on a
shelf for years and years.

1548
01:23:41,643 --> 01:23:44,212
The key was right there.

1549
01:23:44,245 --> 01:23:46,114
SLAPPY:
And you never used it.

1550
01:23:46,147 --> 01:23:49,417
You're not real, Slappy.
I created you.

1551
01:23:49,450 --> 01:23:52,287
I can write you out.

1552
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:56,090
I've been saving this monster
just for you.

1553
01:23:56,124 --> 01:23:59,627
Say hello to my gelatinous friend.
Run!

1554
01:23:59,661 --> 01:24:02,764
[SLAPPY LAUGHING]

1555
01:24:02,797 --> 01:24:07,101
It's The Blob That Ate Everyone.
Don't let it touch you.

1556
01:24:07,135 --> 01:24:09,637
[BLOB GROWLING]

1557
01:24:09,671 --> 01:24:12,040
We need to get to higher ground.

1558
01:24:12,073 --> 01:24:13,608
The Ferris wheel.

1559
01:24:17,679 --> 01:24:20,114
Zach, you go on ahead.
I'll hold it off.

1560
01:24:20,148 --> 01:24:21,249
You finish the book.

1561
01:24:21,282 --> 01:24:23,217
What? What do I write?

1562
01:24:23,251 --> 01:24:25,787
What's the end?
The story I've been writing.

1563
01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:29,257
It's what's happening right now.
You can do this. End it.

1564
01:24:29,290 --> 01:24:31,492
Wait.

1565
01:24:33,294 --> 01:24:35,229
[♪♪♪]

1566
01:24:44,105 --> 01:24:46,074
[GROWLS]

1567
01:24:50,111 --> 01:24:53,247
HANNAH:
Dad!

1568
01:24:53,281 --> 01:24:54,782
[GASPING]

1569
01:24:54,816 --> 01:24:56,818
Hannah, he's gonna be okay,
all right?

1570
01:24:56,851 --> 01:24:58,386
We have to finish
the book.

1571
01:24:58,419 --> 01:25:00,488
Okay.

1572
01:25:04,092 --> 01:25:06,127
[GASPS]

1573
01:25:07,628 --> 01:25:11,032
Not so fun, is it?

1574
01:25:14,402 --> 01:25:15,536
ZACH:
Here we go.

1575
01:25:15,570 --> 01:25:17,438
Okay.
[TYPING]

1576
01:25:17,472 --> 01:25:18,706
[STINE GRUNTING]

1577
01:25:18,740 --> 01:25:20,441
How do you like it,
Papa?

1578
01:25:20,475 --> 01:25:25,146
The world is just outside
your grasp, but you can't move.

1579
01:25:25,179 --> 01:25:27,215
You're trapped.

1580
01:25:27,248 --> 01:25:31,452
That's what it felt like
to be locked inside your books.

1581
01:25:31,486 --> 01:25:35,556
Wait. The book.
Where is it?

1582
01:25:39,494 --> 01:25:42,263
ZACH:
As the monsters converged,

1583
01:25:42,296 --> 01:25:43,765
Zach closed his eyes,

1584
01:25:43,798 --> 01:25:45,600
and the monsters
were swallowed

1585
01:25:45,633 --> 01:25:47,735
back into the world
of paper and ink.

1586
01:25:47,769 --> 01:25:49,704
Can you type any faster?
This is my first time

1587
01:25:49,737 --> 01:25:51,339
using a typewriter.
Keep going.

1588
01:25:51,372 --> 01:25:53,241
[MONSTERS ROAR DISTANTLY]

1589
01:25:55,743 --> 01:25:59,113
Eureka, eureka, 23-69...

1590
01:26:01,282 --> 01:26:03,151
They're coming.
What are we gonna do?

1591
01:26:03,184 --> 01:26:04,685
Finish it, Zach.

1592
01:26:04,719 --> 01:26:06,220
ZACH:
One by one,

1593
01:26:06,254 --> 01:26:08,356
the monsters disappeared

1594
01:26:08,389 --> 01:26:10,558
back into the book,

1595
01:26:10,591 --> 01:26:12,560
never to be seen...

1596
01:26:12,593 --> 01:26:15,229
[ROARING]

1597
01:26:15,263 --> 01:26:17,799
...again. The end.

1598
01:26:17,832 --> 01:26:19,767
Here.
What happens now?

1599
01:26:19,801 --> 01:26:21,602
ZACH:
We're about to find out.

1600
01:26:26,407 --> 01:26:27,742
[ALL GRUNTING]

1601
01:26:30,378 --> 01:26:31,879
[ALL SCREAMING]

1602
01:26:37,418 --> 01:26:40,254
CHAMP:
We're all gonna die!

1603
01:26:42,957 --> 01:26:45,226
ZACH:
Just hold on!

1604
01:26:45,259 --> 01:26:47,361
Hold on tight!

1605
01:26:49,530 --> 01:26:52,667
CHAMP:
Where's the seat belt in this thing?

1606
01:26:56,471 --> 01:26:58,773
[ALL SCREAM]

1607
01:27:06,714 --> 01:27:07,849
ZACH:
Let's go.

1608
01:27:07,882 --> 01:27:09,584
CHAMP:
Right.

1609
01:27:09,617 --> 01:27:11,586
[ALL COUGHING]

1610
01:27:11,619 --> 01:27:13,821
I'm okay. I'm okay.

1611
01:27:13,855 --> 01:27:16,824
Okay. Hurry up. All the monsters
will be here any second.

1612
01:27:19,293 --> 01:27:20,328
All the monsters.

1613
01:27:20,361 --> 01:27:21,929
CHAMP:
Wait. What are you waiting for?

1614
01:27:21,963 --> 01:27:24,765
Come on,
open the book.

1615
01:27:24,799 --> 01:27:27,768
Hannah, there's something
that you need to know,

1616
01:27:27,802 --> 01:27:29,704
and you're not gonna...
Open the book, Zach.

1617
01:27:29,737 --> 01:27:30,905
No, no. You don't
understand.

1618
01:27:30,938 --> 01:27:32,607
If we open the book,
that means...

1619
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:35,943
It means I'll be stuck
on a shelf someplace forever.

1620
01:27:37,478 --> 01:27:38,713
You knew?

1621
01:27:38,746 --> 01:27:41,349
How many sweet sixteens
can one girl have?

1622
01:27:42,917 --> 01:27:45,786
Zach,
it's time to move on.

1623
01:27:45,820 --> 01:27:49,557
Now open the book,
scaredy-cat.

1624
01:27:49,590 --> 01:27:51,959
[MONSTERS SNARLING
AND BARKING]

1625
01:27:51,993 --> 01:27:54,662
No.

1626
01:27:54,695 --> 01:27:56,964
Okay. Then I'll open it.
Wait, no. Hannah!

1627
01:27:58,599 --> 01:28:01,536
[♪♪♪]

1628
01:28:01,569 --> 01:28:03,404
[YELLING]

1629
01:28:09,644 --> 01:28:11,746
Wait, Hannah.
I've got you.

1630
01:28:15,049 --> 01:28:16,517
[SCREAMS]

1631
01:28:16,551 --> 01:28:18,953
[GNOMES LAUGHING
AND SHATTERING]

1632
01:28:23,991 --> 01:28:25,359
[YELLS]

1633
01:28:25,393 --> 01:28:27,895
[WHIMPERS]

1634
01:28:46,447 --> 01:28:48,382
[BLOB GROWLING]

1635
01:28:54,822 --> 01:28:56,891
Maybe if I hold on to you
tight enough...

1636
01:28:56,924 --> 01:28:59,393
You have to let go, Zach.

1637
01:28:59,427 --> 01:29:01,262
[CROAKING]

1638
01:29:14,675 --> 01:29:16,277
BOTH:
Whoa!

1639
01:29:22,116 --> 01:29:23,884
[SLAPPY LAUGHING]

1640
01:29:25,553 --> 01:29:27,521
[STINE GRUNTING]

1641
01:29:27,555 --> 01:29:29,690
Slappy's not happy!

1642
01:29:29,724 --> 01:29:31,726
Neither is Stine!

1643
01:29:31,759 --> 01:29:34,795
Stupid dummy!

1644
01:29:36,530 --> 01:29:38,933
See you in your dreams!

1645
01:29:38,966 --> 01:29:41,435
[SLAPPY LAUGHING]

1646
01:29:44,405 --> 01:29:45,806
You'll be okay.

1647
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:48,109
I'll always be
in your imagination,

1648
01:29:48,142 --> 01:29:50,077
which is really
where I belong.

1649
01:29:50,111 --> 01:29:53,581
I'm just sad we never
got to share a dance.

1650
01:29:53,614 --> 01:29:55,049
[♪♪♪]

1651
01:30:02,156 --> 01:30:03,557
Wait.

1652
01:30:27,448 --> 01:30:29,116
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

1653
01:30:30,484 --> 01:30:32,586
[♪♪♪]

1654
01:31:13,828 --> 01:31:16,030
PAINTER: Yeah. One more coat,
we should be good.

1655
01:31:16,063 --> 01:31:19,133
PRINCIPAL:
Let's go, ladies and gentlemen.

1656
01:31:19,166 --> 01:31:22,870
Welcome back to class, guys.
All right. Welcome back.

1657
01:31:22,903 --> 01:31:26,107
BOY:
Hey. Watch it.

1658
01:31:26,140 --> 01:31:28,509
PRINCIPAL:
Back to business. Let's go.

1659
01:31:30,611 --> 01:31:32,446
[CHUCKLING]

1660
01:31:43,624 --> 01:31:46,427
Okay. I'll give you
a 60-second head start.

1661
01:31:47,895 --> 01:31:51,665
It's okay, Mom.
Let's go in together.

1662
01:31:54,034 --> 01:31:56,036
[LOCKS CLICK]

1663
01:31:57,571 --> 01:31:58,873
So mature.

1664
01:31:58,906 --> 01:32:00,241
GALE:
You love it.

1665
01:32:00,274 --> 01:32:01,942
GIRL 1:
Maybe after fourth period.

1666
01:32:01,976 --> 01:32:03,644
GIRL 2:
Oh, okay. That would be great.

1667
01:32:15,022 --> 01:32:17,191
You okay? You breathing?
You're gonna be great.

1668
01:32:17,224 --> 01:32:19,860
Okay? You look great.
You smell great.

1669
01:32:19,894 --> 01:32:21,262
My God, what is that?

1670
01:32:21,295 --> 01:32:25,065
I rub myself in cilantro
every morning.

1671
01:32:25,099 --> 01:32:26,867
Of course you do,
my sexy little salsa.

1672
01:32:26,901 --> 01:32:28,102
[LAUGHS]
Go on.

1673
01:32:28,135 --> 01:32:29,603
Okay. I'm off to work.

1674
01:32:29,637 --> 01:32:31,739
Oh, what did I have for you?

1675
01:32:31,772 --> 01:32:33,774
There it is.

1676
01:32:33,808 --> 01:32:37,011
Oh. Oh. Went too far.
Got it.

1677
01:32:37,044 --> 01:32:39,079
[CHATTERING]

1678
01:32:40,681 --> 01:32:42,650
[♪♪♪]

1679
01:32:49,790 --> 01:32:51,892
Hello. Ahem.

1680
01:32:51,926 --> 01:32:54,595
My name is Mr. R. L. Stine,

1681
01:32:54,628 --> 01:32:57,164
and I will be your new
English teacher,

1682
01:32:57,198 --> 01:32:59,600
because Mr. Boyd is still
recuperating from injuries

1683
01:32:59,633 --> 01:33:04,772
sustained in a mutant-insect
attack.

1684
01:33:04,805 --> 01:33:07,174
Now...

1685
01:33:08,676 --> 01:33:10,611
every story ever told

1686
01:33:10,644 --> 01:33:14,982
can be broken down
into three distinct parts.

1687
01:33:15,015 --> 01:33:16,917
The beginning,

1688
01:33:16,951 --> 01:33:19,753
the middle

1689
01:33:19,787 --> 01:33:20,921
and the twist.

1690
01:33:20,955 --> 01:33:23,057
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

1691
01:33:23,090 --> 01:33:25,559
Hello, Mr. Stine.
Hello, Mr. Black.

1692
01:33:26,694 --> 01:33:27,795
Uh, who was that?

1693
01:33:27,828 --> 01:33:30,097
He's the new
drama teacher.

1694
01:33:33,234 --> 01:33:36,303
Can I ask you something?
Of course.

1695
01:33:38,939 --> 01:33:40,207
Do you miss her?

1696
01:33:40,241 --> 01:33:42,643
Not a day goes by
that I don't think of her.

1697
01:33:42,676 --> 01:33:45,646
But she'll always
be in here...

1698
01:33:45,679 --> 01:33:48,082
and in there.

1699
01:33:48,115 --> 01:33:50,684
And right here...

1700
01:33:50,718 --> 01:33:52,353
and in here.

1701
01:33:52,386 --> 01:33:54,555
And also right over there.

1702
01:33:57,758 --> 01:33:59,627
[♪♪♪]

1703
01:34:02,730 --> 01:34:06,667
I may have written
one more book.

1704
01:34:15,409 --> 01:34:16,744
Hannah.

1705
01:34:16,777 --> 01:34:18,679
[♪♪♪]

1706
01:34:20,147 --> 01:34:22,116
You're... You're real.

1707
01:34:22,149 --> 01:34:23,250
You came back.

1708
01:34:23,284 --> 01:34:25,252
I had to.
You owe me a dance.

1709
01:34:28,022 --> 01:34:29,790
[GRUNTS AND SHOUTS]

1710
01:34:33,027 --> 01:34:35,629
Come on, let's go.

1711
01:34:56,150 --> 01:34:58,018
[TYPEWRITER KEY CLACKS]

1712
01:34:58,052 --> 01:35:00,120
[♪♪♪]

1713
01:35:14,802 --> 01:35:17,004
INVISIBLE BOY:
You forgot about me.

1714
01:35:17,037 --> 01:35:19,340
[GIGGLES]
[SCREAMS]

1715
01:35:20,174 --> 01:35:22,276
[♪♪♪]

1716
01:36:13,127 --> 01:36:14,695
[CHITTERING]

1717
01:36:39,086 --> 01:36:40,788
[HOWLS]

1718
01:36:49,029 --> 01:36:50,364
[LAUGHING]

1719
01:37:03,077 --> 01:37:04,445
[SQUAWKING]

1720
01:37:17,591 --> 01:37:19,259
[LAUGHING]

1721
01:37:25,299 --> 01:37:27,401
[♪♪♪]

1722
01:39:46,273 --> 01:39:48,609
[♪♪♪]

1723
01:41:00,681 --> 01:41:04,051
[GNOMES SNICKERING]

1724
01:41:16,330 --> 01:41:18,532
[♪♪♪]

1725
01:42:53,393 --> 01:42:56,163
[♪♪♪]

1726
01:43:11,645 --> 01:43:14,347
[GNOME LAUGHS]