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<i>They called him Machete.</i>

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Seventy dollars a day for
yard work, a hundred for roofing.

3
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Get in.

4
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- One-twenty-five for septic. Sewage.
- Have you ever killed anyone before?

5
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As you may know, illegal aliens,
such as yourself,

6
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are being forced out of our country
at an alarming rate.

7
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For the good of both our people...
our new senator must die.

8
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And for that,
I will pay you $150,000... cash.

9
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<i>He was given an offer
he couldn't refuse.</i>

10
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I cost the most...
because I'm the best there is.

11
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<i>Set up,
double-crossed and left for dead.</i>

12
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I took a vow of peace, and now you
want me to help you kill all these men?

13
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Yes, bro.

14
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I mean, Padre.

15
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I'll see what I can do.

16
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<i>He knows the score.</i>

17
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Where are my wife and daughter?

18
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<i>He gets the women.</i>

19
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<i>♪ He's bad</i>

20
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<i>♪ Machete ♪</i>

21
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<i>- And he kills the bad guys.</i>
- No!

22
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Oh, shit.

23
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You mean that a Mexican
day laborer is a goddamn Federale?

24
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<i>But they soon realized...</i>

25
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He's coming after us.

26
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<i>...they just fucked
with the wrong Mexican.</i>

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<i>Action...</i>

28
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<i>...suspense...</i>

29
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<i>- ...emotion.</i>
- Please, Father, have mercy.

30
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God has mercy. I don't.

31
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<i>If you're gonna hire Machete
to kill the bad guy,</i>

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<i>you'd better make damn sure
the bad guy isn't you.</i>

33
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Machete.

34
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<i>Rated X.</i>

35
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<i>Brought to you from your friends
at the Weinstein Company.</i>

36
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You're real pretty tonight, Holly.

37
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Goddamn it, girls! If you're gonna
do that shit, do it on stage!

38
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Smoking hot. Phew.

39
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Cherry Darling,
I told you too many fucking times,

40
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you can't be up there crying
and all that shit.

41
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Do you know what a go-go dance is?

42
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- Useless talent number 12?
- No, it's a happy dance.

43
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Get up there and you dance happy.
It's go-go, not cry-cry.

44
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I'm quitting.

45
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You say that
at least one night a week.

46
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I mean it this time.
I need a dramatic change in my life.

47
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I've always said you're funny,

48
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but if you don't stop crying,
I'm gonna fire your ass.

49
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I don't want to fire your ass
because I like looking at your ass.

50
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"Any girl leaving early
must check out with their finger

51
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and have a bye-bye slip."

52
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Here's my finger.

53
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And here's my bye-bye slip.

54
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We need some cash.

55
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Dick! Fuck!

56
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Aah!

57
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Ass-bag!

58
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Ow!

59
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All right, boys. Come on.

60
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All right, all right. Come on.
You guys know the drill, huh?

61
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Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this.

62
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Hey, Abby.

63
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,431
I can see you've had
a spot of trouble, Romy.

64
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Would you like to tell me what happened?

65
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Uh, they escaped.

66
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All three?

67
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Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know
how they did it. Just, they got out...

68
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I'm sorry, Romy,
but I just don't trust you anymore.

69
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And you know the rules.

70
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Oh, no. I'm out. I swear, Abby,
you're not gonna see me anymore.

71
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- OK?
- Not so fast.

72
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I also want your balls.

73
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,519
I'm really quite attached to them.

74
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:06,481
Oh, sweetheart.
I was really attached to my specimens.

75
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:10,193
And now they're out there
in the night doing God knows what.

76
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,654
I can't do it, Abby, please.
Please, Abby.

77
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:19,328
Hey, hey! What are you guys...?!

78
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:24,207
You son of a bitch, Abby! Listen!
You don't need Abby. There's more!

79
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,461
There's more!
I could get you all you ever need!

80
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,672
Motherfucking pussies!
Let me go, you son of a bitch!

81
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:35,719
I can get you more! No! No!

82
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Pick this up, please.

83
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Where's the shit?

84
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:27,688
The shit's right there.
The deal is still good.

85
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No, it's not.

86
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You held out on me.

87
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Now I want all of it.

88
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,267
It looks like I got you
by the balls, Abby.

89
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,228
- You certainly have.
- So...

90
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,108
...I'll ask you one more time.

91
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,694
Where's...

92
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,029
...the...

93
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,323
...shit?

94
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Everywhere!

95
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,410
Oh, balls.

96
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,747
Get that thing away from my pumps!

97
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:56,628
It's just overheating!
I need to get to town.

98
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,466
It's just
a stripped radiator cap.

99
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,804
Water leaks when it heats up.

100
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,683
No pressure.

101
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:17,065
- Are you OK?
- I'm just cherry.

102
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Go on and have a seat anywhere.
I'll be right in.

103
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:26,700
- Here, take this with you.
- Not your good spring water.

104
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,119
Ain't nothing good about it.
I bottle it myself.

105
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,745
I get it right there out of the dam.

106
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:37,168
- Thanks, JT.
- We're serving inside tonight.

107
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Best barbeque in Texas round the clock.

108
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- I gotta go.
- Saving lives, are ya?

109
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Now how did you know that?

110
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,730
Now that's a rump roast.

111
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:06,156
I couldn't get off work this week.
But you only have to stay till ten.

112
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,119
A friend will be here
before ten to pick up Tony.

113
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<i>♪ Going to eat your brains
and gain your knowledge</i>

114
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,082
What did I tell you?
No playing with toys at the table.

115
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,335
- Didn't I tell you that?
- Yeah.

116
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,839
There's a packed suitcase under his bed.

117
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,510
Give it to Tony to take with him
when my friend picks him up.

118
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,060
I'll leave him watching TV.

119
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:41,650
But you need to be here
in the next 20 minutes. Thank you.

120
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,821
- What happened to your tooth?
- Fell out.

121
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:51,242
Wow. Think you could say
a prayer for your old man?

122
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:57,791
- No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
- No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.

123
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,334
Amen.

124
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:08,635
- Who was that you were talking to?
- Babysitter. She's on her way.

125
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,226
- You believe her?
- No.

126
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,852
Me neither.

127
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,924
- Hey.
- Hey.

128
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,385
- How's it going, JT?
- All right.

129
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,847
- Still open, I see.
- Oh, yeah. All night.

130
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,975
Free of charge.

131
00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,520
Tonight is a special night.

132
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:05,525
- What's so special about tonight?
- Been open 25 years.

133
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,111
You're the second person
to show up tonight.

134
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,781
- Who's the first?
- Right there.

135
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,791
Must be passing through.
Seems only strangers eat here.

136
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,919
I still eat here, JT.

137
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,005
Oh, yeah, you sure do.

138
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,133
By the way, don't choke
on all that food you're eating.

139
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,643
Hello, Palomita.

140
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,398
I don't go by that name anymore.

141
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:51,237
So, you ever become
that fancy doctor?

142
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,450
Never did.

143
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:02,540
Thought for sure you would.
You talked about it enough.

144
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,210
That's the problem with goals,
they become the thing you talk about

145
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,836
instead of the thing you do.

146
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,672
That's my jacket.

147
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,801
I looked for it for two weeks.

148
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,929
- How long did you look for me, Wray?
- Jacket belonged to me, you didn't.

149
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:21,726
So, um... what are you doing now?

150
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,980
I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.

151
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,567
Really?

152
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,197
You're not funny.

153
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:39,911
That's what I've been trying to tell
everybody, but they say I'm hysterical.

154
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,789
But you're not.

155
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:48,545
There's a difference between
being frank and being dick.

156
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:53,216
Yeah, well, it's really good
seeing you again.

157
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,969
Oh, um...

158
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,722
...what name do you go by now? In case
I wanna catch one of your shows.

159
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,683
Cherry.

160
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,602
Cherry Darling.

161
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,771
Sounds like a stripper.

162
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:10,733
No, it sounds like a go-go dancer.
There's a difference.

163
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,111
Right.

164
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:17,448
Well... you'll always be
Palomita to me.

165
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,330
I need a ride.

166
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,836
What do you say El Wray?

167
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,716
I'll give you a ride.

168
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,554
Goodbye, Bill.

169
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,140
- Don't you mean "See you later?"
- Of course.

170
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,352
Hey, what's up, doc?

171
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,190
Little lady's looking
pretty good there.

172
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:54,694
Looks like she could suck
the bend out of a river. I'm kidding.

173
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,405
- Look at that shit.
- What happened to your arm?

174
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:01,993
- Well, uh... I got bit.
- Bit? Bit by what?

175
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:05,246
Well, if I told you,
you probably wouldn't believe me.

176
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,540
Got some Bactine or something?

177
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:12,337
Ooh. Can't you just sew it up?

178
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:17,550
Well, normally, I would. I'd even be
doing something to stop the bleeding.

179
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,638
- Problem is, this one doesn't bleed.
- Oh, shit. Check this out.

180
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:26,351
At this old military hospital, this one
guy came back from Iraq with this.

181
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,520
Ooh, chronic herpetic lesions.

182
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:33,191
When he urinated it came out through
these holes here, like a fountain.

183
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,861
Oh, Jesus. How'd you treat it?

184
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,573
Fuck that. I was never in Iraq.

185
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,701
Good for you. The shit they spread
around there you wouldn't believe.

186
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:47,121
I got Iraqi eyeballs a friend of mine
brought back to do some studies on.

187
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,583
Incredible. They were
completely milked over, mustard gas.

188
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,086
Actually, I still have those
in my fridge.

189
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:58,341
- It's a botfly, you think?
- Chronic, viral, ulcerative lesion.

190
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,427
That looks like gout.

191
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:04,639
- He's running a temperature of 105.
- Is that bad?

192
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,934
- It's high.
- Bad would be 108.

193
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:11,354
You can have a seizure, go psychotic...

194
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,106
...and probably die.

195
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,566
- Say "ahh."
- Aah.

196
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:20,863
- Oh! Jesus!
- Oh, nice. Black abscess tongue.

197
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,033
All abscesses should be drained, period.

198
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,876
- What are you doing?
- Shut up, Joe.

199
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:47,724
Baby, get the needles.

200
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:54,647
- Be right there.
<i>- Right now.</i>

201
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,566
Asshole.

202
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:04,949
It's spreading.

203
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,035
Holy shit.

204
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,494
When did you say
you got this bite?

205
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:12,248
- Just now.
- We gotta lose the arm, Joe.

206
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:15,710
- Lose the arm? What do you mean?
- It's spreading to your shoulder.

207
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,504
If we don't sever that arm now,
it's gonna take over your chest,

208
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,131
and we can't cut that off.

209
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,425
Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?

210
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,177
Hi, Joe.

211
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:28,014
I'm going to give you
a very strong anesthetic

212
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,601
so you won't feel anything
during the procedure. These...

213
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:35,772
...are my friends. My yellow friend...

214
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,525
- ...is just to take the sting off.
- Ah!

215
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,112
My blue friend... you'll barely feel.

216
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:48,076
That means my yellow friend
is already taking effect.

217
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:50,328
See how fast my friends work?

218
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:54,624
And after my red-headed friend...

219
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,794
...you'll never see me again.

220
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,428
They all react differently.

221
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,434
Now what?

222
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:17,105
<i>Dedicated to
Jungle Julia, in loving memory.</i>

223
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,994
It's not the radiator.

224
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:34,497
Damn it!

225
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,729
Fucking thing. Cheap!

226
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,913
Hey! Hey, hey!

227
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,666
Bastard! Bastard!

228
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:34,056
Hey! Hey!

229
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,351
Get outta the road, bitch!

230
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:55,244
Stop! Stop!
Please! Stop!

231
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,332
No! No!

232
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:02,251
No!

233
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:16,474
What the hell is that?

234
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:23,481
- People picking up roadkill.
- What, like an armadillo?

235
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,236
Deer. We get a lot of them around here.

236
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,323
You know,
I read a statistic that said

237
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:37,286
that the eating of venison has risen
30 percent in the last few years.

238
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,539
Sixty percent of that's from roadkill.

239
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:42,583
People eat roadkill?

240
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,919
If you're driving out here
at 70 miles an hour

241
00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,712
and a deer darts out in front of you,

242
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:51,425
if you blink or brake or swerve,
shit, you'll just kill yourself.

243
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:56,055
- So, what do you do?
- Pick 'em off. Just like this.

244
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,308
- Send it flying away from you.
- Unacceptable.

245
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:01,102
Oh, fuck!

246
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,078
Cherry.

247
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:24,333
I thought you said if you saw a deer
you shouldn't fucking swerve!

248
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,793
That wasn't a deer.

249
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:30,840
Cherry! Cherry! No!

250
00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:50,943
Ah!

251
00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,041
Palomita.

252
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,838
- Don't let her die on me, Block.
- What do we got?

253
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:14,884
Car accident, heavy contusions about
the torso, possible spinal trauma...

254
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,637
...one severed limb.

255
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,431
Where's the leg?

256
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:24,310
Three sickos attacked her.
I shot at them.

257
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,521
I never miss.

258
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,569
They took the leg with them.

259
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,583
You have to come with us, Wray.
We need to talk about this.

260
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,044
- He has to sign her in.
- Do what now?

261
00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:52,338
He's with her.
He's responsible for her.

262
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:55,007
He can fill this out after we talk.
Let's go.

263
00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,763
What are you doing with a rifle, Wray?

264
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:04,308
Nothing. Was thinking about maybe doing
some hunting when the season breaks.

265
00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:08,479
Come on, Wray. You know you're not
supposed to be doing that stuff anymore.

266
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,440
Here I stick my neck out for ya.

267
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:14,276
Now you've got a gal in your wrecked
truck with a missing leg?

268
00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,154
A missing leg that's now missing?

269
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:21,242
And here you're saying in front of
everybody someone up and snatched it?

270
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,870
And that you shot them with a gun you
never should've had in the first place?

271
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,789
And that now they're gone?

272
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,916
Can we finish this conversation
somewhere else?

273
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,668
My thought exactly.

274
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:34,714
Dr. Block,
three fresh ones rolling in.

275
00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:38,551
- Christ, you're kidding.
- Automobile accident off Highway 18.

276
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,053
DOAs? Have Andy pick them up.

277
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:47,435
- That's unsanitary, doc.
- Helps me monitor my state of calmness.

278
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:50,271
Don't get worked up enough to crack it.

279
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:53,023
- Fuck!
- Might cut yourself pretty good.

280
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:55,651
Then I would know I was not calm.

281
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,951
What do you say now, doc?

282
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,913
Somebody call my wife.

283
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:11,000
- Sheriff Hague.
<i>- It's JT, sheriff.</i>

284
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,127
JT, how's the barbecue business?

285
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:16,464
Ever since my bastard landlord
raised the rent, it's gone to shit.

286
00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:20,384
I'm real sorry to hear about that.
I wish there was something I could do.

287
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:22,720
Right now, I ain't calling
my brother, I'm calling the sheriff.

288
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:25,181
I'm listening. What's the trouble?

289
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,224
<i>There ain't no trouble,
not yet, anyway.</i>

290
00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:30,102
I got two delinquents been
hanging around here for over an hour.

291
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,188
They won't purchase,
and they won't leave.

292
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:39,069
- Never mind, here they come.
- You cook that meat at 250 degrees?

293
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:41,822
I don't remember.
I set the heat with my hand.

294
00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:44,784
Give me that recipe or I'll raise
your rent higher than a Georgia pine.

295
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,369
Brother, ain't no Texan's
ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe.

296
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,538
That's a fact.
He'll take it to his grave.

297
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:52,291
<i>I could be bleeding like a stuck pig,
I ain't gonna tell ya.</i>

298
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:55,461
I could be dying in your arms,
I ain't gonna tell ya.

299
00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,296
We'll see about that.

300
00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:04,553
You gonna look,
or are you gonna eat?

301
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,690
- You called for me?
- I need for you to see this.

302
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,238
- Looks like a no-brainer.
- What does that mean?

303
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:26,492
No brain.
Scooped clean out of her skull.

304
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:30,871
I know what this is.
Don't tell me. Liquefactive necrosis.

305
00:30:32,206 --> 00:30:34,708
- You think?
- Oh, sure.

306
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,877
Thank you, that'll be all.

307
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,893
Did you know she was back in town?

308
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:56,438
No.

309
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:58,649
I didn't.

310
00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:05,781
What happened to her?

311
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,951
I don't know, baby.

312
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:16,250
I thought you stopped seeing each other.

313
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,921
We have.

314
00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,757
Well, yes, you have now.
She's fucking dead.

315
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,636
I mean, we stopped before.

316
00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:36,145
I haven't talked to her in a while.

317
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,943
But you've written each other?

318
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,365
Here and there.

319
00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:50,200
But nothing...

320
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:51,619
What're you doing?!

321
00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:55,205
Let me see your last three messages.

322
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,001
- You have no right.
- I don't?

323
00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:02,838
I don't have a right?

324
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:06,675
Show it to me.

325
00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:10,679
- Show it to me.
- No.

326
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,015
Ahh!

327
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,517
Now that's just to take the sting off.

328
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:22,191
- Show it to me.
- No, please.

329
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,361
Show it to me!

330
00:32:30,032 --> 00:32:32,952
Now let's see how fast
your friends work.

331
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,047
That's pretty fast.

332
00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:51,929
Oh, what do I know, my love?

333
00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,555
Exactly.

334
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:57,601
That you're a cheating, lying...

335
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,647
...sack.

336
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:06,026
- I didn't want to hurt you.
- But you did.

337
00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:09,822
Because you're insane.

338
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:18,080
And I was afraid
of what you might do to me...

339
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,874
...to our son.

340
00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:23,210
I'm the mother of your son.

341
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:25,421
Ah!

342
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,926
And after this one...

343
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:34,138
...I'll never see you again.

344
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:50,779
- Dr. Block?
- What?

345
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:55,868
- You've gotta see this.
- I'll be right there.

346
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,547
Where the hell are the bodies?

347
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,675
That's what we wanted to show you.
They're gone.

348
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:15,095
They didn't just get up
and walk out, did they?

349
00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:06,438
Shut the fuck up!
Somebody take care of this perp for me

350
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:10,192
- before I fucking kill him!
- What the hell is going on?

351
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,237
He was causing a ruckus
over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,

352
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,281
and the son of a bitch,
he bit my goddamn finger off!

353
00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:19,118
Quit your hollering
and get yourself a goddamn Band-Aid.

354
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:23,330
I'm not exaggerating, using colorful
speech. He bit my finger clean off!

355
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:25,874
Fucking shit!

356
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:29,586
Get out there and book him. I'll
fucking kill him if I have to do it.

357
00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:31,213
Carlos, go get him.

358
00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:35,217
Wray, you stay put.

359
00:35:56,530 --> 00:36:00,993
- Are you sure he's in there?
- He was.

360
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,412
Motherfucker.

361
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:37,237
He's gone.

362
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,866
- Broke out the window.
- Where's my finger?

363
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,368
Found your ring.

364
00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:46,288
Could it be the same guy
as your leg snatcher?

365
00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:48,749
I didn't get a good look at mine.

366
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:54,671
That him over there?

367
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,768
Wray!

368
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:02,823
Fuck.

369
00:38:06,702 --> 00:38:08,954
You motherfucker!

370
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:43,030
- No, don't touch him!
- Why not?

371
00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:45,907
- He's infected.
- With what?

372
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,035
- Everything.
- Wray!

373
00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:49,703
Drop the fucking gun.

374
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,545
Where the fuck do you
think you're going?

375
00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:03,216
- I'm gonna go get Cherry.
- Fine, but we're taking my car.

376
00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:12,142
I'm riding with you.

377
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,353
Don't make any sudden moves.

378
00:39:23,445 --> 00:39:27,199
Viral infections.

379
00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:31,870
They came pouring in.

380
00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:36,792
Some are rapidly developing
coliform lesions. Highly contagious.

381
00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:42,506
- What do you think?
- Self-preservation comes to mind.

382
00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:45,050
Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here.

383
00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:48,678
First, let me get my wife.

384
00:40:55,787 --> 00:41:01,042
I love you, sweetie. There you go,
bunny rabbit. Come on, come on.

385
00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,794
Open up now.

386
00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:05,046
I want you to be around for a while.

387
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,799
I don't want you checking out just...

388
00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:10,427
Damn!

389
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,638
Ramona...

390
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:17,976
...you fart like a goddamn pack mule
since I've been back, goddamn!

391
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:22,314
<i>Hate to do this to you, Earl!
But we need every man on the job!</i>

392
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:23,857
<i>The shit has hit the fan!</i>

393
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,277
Bring some guns and ammo!

394
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,029
Meet me at my brother's!

395
00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:31,656
I gotcha. I'll be there.

396
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:35,243
You gotta eat quick, sweetie.
Come on.

397
00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:40,832
Oh, my.

398
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,464
Ah!

399
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,627
Oh, my God.

400
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,060
What the hell is going on?

401
00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:31,067
- Are you gonna give me a gun?
- Are you fucking kidding me?

402
00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:40,095
Palomita?

403
00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:47,268
- Get up. We're leaving.
- I can't walk.

404
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,521
So what? Get up!

405
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,648
Get...

406
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,402
Motherfucker! Look at me!

407
00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:58,279
Look at me!

408
00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:03,368
I was gonna be a stand-up comedian.
Who's gonna laugh now?

409
00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:06,246
Some of the best jokes
are about cripples. Let's go.

410
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:10,041
- It's not funny. It's pathetic.
- Would you stop crying over fucking...

411
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:12,502
- ...spilt milk?!
- I have no leg!

412
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:24,305
Now you do. What do you think?

413
00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:34,232
- You could carry me, Wray.
- Yeah? You never wanted that before.

414
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:35,567
Why start now?

415
00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:40,155
Ahh!

416
00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:50,498
This is fucking ridiculous.

417
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,007
The sheriff must've taken
the others to JT's. Get in!

418
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:07,515
Goddamn it, wait for me.

419
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:22,113
- My leg's stuck in the door.
- It's just wood.

420
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:25,158
- It's splintering!
- Will you just leave it alone?

421
00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,160
Why is this happening to me?

422
00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:31,122
Just do me a favor right now
and just stay strong.

423
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,209
Stay?

424
00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:37,045
Yeah, baby, stay.

425
00:46:40,507 --> 00:46:42,550
OK, my name is Electra. Fucking listen.

426
00:46:46,888 --> 00:46:50,558
It's furry.

427
00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:53,186
It's a furry one.

428
00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:57,857
El for Electra, Ame from Amelia.
Does that make any fucking sense?

429
00:47:00,068 --> 00:47:02,445
You can call me whatever the fuck
you want. I don't give a shit.

430
00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:10,119
- You said ten!
- I'm sorry.

431
00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:12,288
We can't be watching your kid
all goddamned night!

432
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:14,999
Your friend never showed up,
and we got shit to do!

433
00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:16,459
That's right.

434
00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:18,336
Then start doing it.

435
00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:27,554
Tony! We're leaving!

436
00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:32,267
- Wait, my tarantula.
- Bring it, let's go.

437
00:47:32,809 --> 00:47:35,979
And my turtle. And my scorpion.

438
00:47:36,062 --> 00:47:39,440
We're not octopuses.
We can't carry everything.

439
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:43,820
- Octopi.
- Come on! Let's go.

440
00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:54,372
Tony, what did I tell you? You can't
bring them all. Didn't I tell you that?

441
00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,916
It's OK. They can live in the same tank.

442
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,670
- What about my pocket bike?
- It's in the trunk.

443
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,799
Where you think you're going,
you fucking bitch?!

444
00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:09,178
We're gonna fucking kill you!

445
00:48:16,436 --> 00:48:18,187
We're gonna kill you, bitch!

446
00:48:25,987 --> 00:48:27,906
Are you sure you wanna do this?

447
00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:33,620
Everybody grab a badge and a gun.
You're all deputies,

448
00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:37,373
as of this moment forward,
except for you, Wray.

449
00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:47,091
Nope.

450
00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:51,054
- What do we got?
- Something's wrong up there.

451
00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:55,558
JT always comes out and greets.
Let's go!

452
00:48:57,977 --> 00:49:00,271
Try not to shoot yourselves.

453
00:49:01,731 --> 00:49:03,399
Don't shoot each other.

454
00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:05,777
But especially...

455
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:09,906
...don't shoot me.

456
00:49:16,746 --> 00:49:18,414
JT!

457
00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:28,091
Go on! Get off him, Rusty!

458
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,555
Goddamn, JT.

459
00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:37,767
Yah!

460
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,813
Ehh!

461
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,236
Barbeque?

462
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:50,905
Asshole.

463
00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:57,120
- Damn good sausage link, JT.
- Best in Texas.

464
00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:59,747
Must've passed out
after I killed those things.

465
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:02,709
Nice shooting.

466
00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:06,295
Everybody, gather up supplies.
We head out in 20.

467
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,989
I want you to open that for Mommy.

468
00:50:36,576 --> 00:50:38,661
Now, take the gun.

469
00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:41,205
Careful.

470
00:50:42,123 --> 00:50:45,793
And if anyone
comes to the door that isn't me,

471
00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:47,795
I want you to shoot them, OK?

472
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:51,841
I'm not kidding, Tony.
You shoot them.

473
00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:53,885
Just like your video games.

474
00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,971
You shoot them in the head.

475
00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,639
What if it's Dad?

476
00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:01,517
Especially if it's your dad.

477
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:16,407
And be careful
where you point that thing.

478
00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:19,827
You'll blow your own face off.
I'll be right back.

479
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:22,246
I love you.

480
00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:44,227
Tony!

481
00:51:48,189 --> 00:51:49,524
Hello, baby.

482
00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:06,207
Open!

483
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:13,756
Look what you did to our son!

484
00:52:22,223 --> 00:52:23,766
Stay away!

485
00:52:28,563 --> 00:52:31,107
Goddamn it, I told you
I didn't want to see you again.

486
00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,358
Daddy!

487
00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:38,573
Get your sorry ass in here!

488
00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:44,245
If it's escape vehicles you want,
escape vehicles I got.

489
00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:45,913
Right this way.

490
00:52:46,581 --> 00:52:47,707
Watch that meat!

491
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,083
Meet my wife.

492
00:52:51,002 --> 00:52:53,087
Jesse James custom Dominator.

493
00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:55,464
I made Jesse a plate
of barbeque so good,

494
00:52:55,548 --> 00:52:58,009
he made this baby for me
free of fucking charge.

495
00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:00,761
Got anything that could
transport more people?

496
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:06,142
- Where's the top?
- Baby's chopped permanently.

497
00:53:06,225 --> 00:53:08,311
Ain't got no roll bar,
chicken wire, none of that shit.

498
00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:10,396
- No protection.
- And she's fast.

499
00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:13,524
Nitrous injected, 350 horsepower engine.

500
00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:18,237
Who are you? I mean really.
Wray's Wreckage?

501
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,781
That's what it says on your truck.

502
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,788
Are you a wrecker, Wray?

503
00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:30,666
I'm nobody.

504
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:33,085
It's the easiest thing to remember.

505
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,130
So remember it.

506
00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:45,681
Hey, you want some barbeque?

507
00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:48,893
- Best in Texas.
- Aw, no thanks.

508
00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:52,355
- What's the matter? You don't eat meat?
- Oh, I eat meat.

509
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,732
I also eat lots of shit.

510
00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:57,652
- See this?
- What's that?

511
00:53:57,735 --> 00:54:00,154
Shit-eating grin.

512
00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,740
You ought to be a comedian.

513
00:54:02,823 --> 00:54:05,993
- What do you think of the leg?
- Oh, that's funny.

514
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:09,497
How's your stump?

515
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:12,583
They knocked it out something fierce.
Still can't feel a thing.

516
00:54:14,627 --> 00:54:16,671
This must be the real Bone Shack.

517
00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:23,177
- Old JT knows how to live.
- Like fuck he does.

518
00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:30,518
- I like how you say "fuck."
- Good. Fuck you.

519
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,854
Fuck me?

520
00:54:36,691 --> 00:54:41,612
Oh, so now you're the comedian.
Go ahead. Drop your pants.

521
00:54:41,696 --> 00:54:43,823
That'll be good for a laugh.

522
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:46,367
I highly doubt that.

523
00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:56,544
- That's my jacket.
- Yes, I know.

524
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,838
I looked for it for two weeks.

525
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:03,509
Look, you were being
an unbelievable dick.

526
00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:05,803
I was walking out on you.

527
00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:09,140
I was cold.
I took your fucking jacket.

528
00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:13,102
So if you're gonna go on one of your
psycho, obsessive controlling rants

529
00:55:13,185 --> 00:55:15,062
about a jacket, then fucking take it.

530
00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:18,232
'Cause I'd rather fucking freeze than
fucking hear about it one more time.

531
00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:23,362
- Did you find what was in the pocket?
- Fuck no.

532
00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:25,906
Look for it.

533
00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,828
No, the other one.

534
00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:42,590
I was gonna give it to you,
but you left me.

535
00:55:44,258 --> 00:55:46,385
You took the jacket.

536
00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:49,430
And I looked for it
for two weeks.

537
00:55:51,265 --> 00:55:53,100
Read it.

538
00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:02,610
"Two against the world."

539
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:07,156
Remember that?

540
00:56:07,782 --> 00:56:10,034
I never forgot it.

541
00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:12,661
Why'd you leave?

542
00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:17,458
Because you didn't
believe in us or in me.

543
00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:42,585
I figured one of the new deputies
might end up shooting me,

544
00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:45,671
- but not you, Tolo!
- Sorry! I'm sorry.

545
00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:47,631
- Dumb-ass.
- You're gonna be all right.

546
00:57:47,715 --> 00:57:50,885
McGraw is here
and a whole bunch of others.

547
00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:55,806
Come on! Move your ass! Come on!

548
00:58:13,741 --> 00:58:16,076
What did I tell you, Tony?

549
00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:18,913
Don't point the gun at yourself.

550
00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:22,041
Didn't I tell you that?

551
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:26,795
Thank you for telling me about...
you know.

552
00:58:26,879 --> 00:58:30,049
Don't mention it.
That's an order.

553
00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:32,301
If I had known that you were...

554
00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:39,266
...El Wray, I wouldn't have
given you such a hard time.

555
00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:42,228
I didn't mean to be a prick about it.

556
00:58:42,311 --> 00:58:44,522
"Need to know basis," that kind of shit.

557
00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:45,981
Take this.

558
00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:50,110
Do what you do best.

559
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:55,407
No, you're not.
Don't give him the gun.

560
00:58:55,491 --> 00:58:58,953
Give him the gun, Tolo.

561
00:58:59,078 --> 00:59:00,704
Give him that gun.

562
00:59:01,956 --> 00:59:03,457
Give him all the guns.

563
00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:18,472
Holy shit.

564
00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:23,143
That boy's got the devil in him.

565
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:29,441
We gotta fight them off.
Get to our vehicles.

566
00:59:29,525 --> 00:59:30,693
- All right.
- All right.

567
00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:32,903
Everyone behind me.

568
00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:45,833
Outside, now!

569
01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:05,894
Goddamn you!

570
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:21,201
Everybody back inside!

571
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:29,877
You, Skip, front and center.

572
01:00:31,003 --> 01:00:33,631
Go out front, start up the Kill Dozer.

573
01:00:33,714 --> 01:00:35,841
We need it to transport
the other survivors.

574
01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:38,344
You fucking crazy?
I'm not going out there.

575
01:00:38,427 --> 01:00:41,055
- I'll cover you.
- I'm not going.

576
01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:44,850
- I never miss.
- Come on, Skip.

577
01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:47,770
It's go-go, not cry-cry.

578
01:00:49,021 --> 01:00:50,356
Cherry!

579
01:01:00,616 --> 01:01:02,493
Oh, dear.

580
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,793
JT! You take whoever you can fit
in your convertible!

581
01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:54,211
Everyone else on board!

582
01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:58,215
- Skip, grab the twins! Come on with me!
- You take the chopper.

583
01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:01,635
- I need someone else to drive my truck!
- I'll do it.

584
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:06,056
You're bleeding like a stuck pig,
your vision is blurred,

585
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:08,642
- and you're on your last leg.
- Anything else?

586
01:02:08,726 --> 01:02:10,310
Don't wreck it.

587
01:02:11,812 --> 01:02:15,274
Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't
no barbeque without coleslaw!

588
01:02:15,357 --> 01:02:16,984
- I need a gun!
- Take this.

589
01:02:17,651 --> 01:02:18,986
Fucking cool!

590
01:02:20,988 --> 01:02:23,031
All right, y'all, head out.
I'll hold 'em off.

591
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:27,619
I can take care of myself.

592
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:29,288
Bye, daddy.

593
01:02:31,165 --> 01:02:32,708
Remember how to ride a bike?

594
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:35,544
Useless talent number 32.

595
01:02:35,753 --> 01:02:38,797
Good. Anyone else have a car?

596
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:45,637
You sure you're OK driving this thing?

597
01:02:45,721 --> 01:02:47,014
Hell, yeah.

598
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,519
Dakota! We're sorry about Tony.

599
01:02:53,562 --> 01:02:54,772
Thanks.

600
01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:58,108
You're engine is shot
and you've got three blown tires.

601
01:02:58,192 --> 01:03:00,068
But I've got
a pocket bike in the trunk.

602
01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:05,616
- Is it fast?
- Zero to 50 in four seconds.

603
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,242
You ride with her.

604
01:03:08,577 --> 01:03:11,955
- I'm Cherry.
- You sure are.

605
01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:14,541
Move out!

606
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,543
Damn shame.

607
01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:52,204
Rusty!

608
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,915
Goddamn it!

609
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:35,330
Sheriff, how much ammo we got?

610
01:04:37,457 --> 01:04:39,126
Not enough.

611
01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:54,474
Don't shoot! We're not infected!

612
01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,652
All survivors gotta come with us.

613
01:05:07,279 --> 01:05:08,822
Especially you...

614
01:05:09,823 --> 01:05:11,408
...El Wray.

615
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:13,660
I don't go by that name anymore.

616
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:30,677
It's OK. It's OK.

617
01:05:32,012 --> 01:05:35,098
We're here in quarantine
with the other survivors.

618
01:05:44,942 --> 01:05:46,568
Where is here?

619
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:49,947
The old Army base.

620
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:52,491
El Wray?

621
01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:55,285
That you?

622
01:05:56,203 --> 01:05:59,247
He's with them.
I saw him in their convoy earlier.

623
01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:03,293
I'm a scientist and a businessman.
Not military.

624
01:06:03,377 --> 01:06:06,880
Which is why he's gonna tell us
what the fuck is going on.

625
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,884
They're stealing biochemical weapons.

626
01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:14,346
- DC-2?
- Also known as Project Terror.

627
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:19,309
Designed to take out an entire populace
in a controlled, landlocked area.

628
01:06:19,393 --> 01:06:21,186
You were supplying it to them.

629
01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:23,605
So why'd they shut you out?

630
01:06:23,689 --> 01:06:27,234
They found my supply.
It's under our feet.

631
01:06:27,693 --> 01:06:29,152
Ten stories down.

632
01:06:29,277 --> 01:06:32,990
The only treatment is a regimented
exposure to DC-2, itself.

633
01:06:33,073 --> 01:06:36,159
- Delays the negative effects.
- They need it.

634
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:40,080
- Like a drug.
- Correct. We found that

635
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:43,542
a small percentage of people
are not affected by the gas itself.

636
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,877
And within this
small percentage lies a cure.

637
01:06:45,961 --> 01:06:47,587
What do you want to do?

638
01:06:50,716 --> 01:06:52,259
Mexico.

639
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:55,804
Put our backs against the ocean
and defend ourselves from there.

640
01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:57,848
No. We have to get back to my lab.

641
01:06:57,931 --> 01:07:00,350
This infection will spread
all over the world

642
01:07:00,434 --> 01:07:04,021
to every man, woman and child,
unless I finish my antidote.

643
01:07:05,272 --> 01:07:07,441
You have an antidote?

644
01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:16,742
You! You! Come with us.

645
01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:21,455
Move it! Move it, Peggy!

646
01:07:39,264 --> 01:07:43,518
- You like Ava Gardner?
- Sorry?

647
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:49,858
Ava Gardner, do you like her?

648
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:52,986
Yeah, I guess.

649
01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:55,739
I was just thinking that you, uh...

650
01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:58,200
...kind of look like
Ava Gardner a little bit.

651
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:09,086
You got something you wanna say to me?

652
01:08:09,169 --> 01:08:10,962
I have nothing to say to you.

653
01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:13,090
You got nothing to say, huh?
That's funny.

654
01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:16,635
'Cause I could've swore you just gave me
a "fuck you" look right now.

655
01:08:16,718 --> 01:08:18,929
You wanna say "fuck you" to me?

656
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:20,388
Not at this moment.

657
01:08:23,350 --> 01:08:25,060
Do you know what this is?

658
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:29,523
- A gun.
- It's simplicity itself.

659
01:08:30,941 --> 01:08:33,944
You see, you point it
at what you want to die,

660
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:39,407
and you pull the little trigger here,
and a little bullet comes outta here.

661
01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:42,119
And the little bullet
hits you right there.

662
01:08:43,703 --> 01:08:45,205
And you know what?

663
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:49,376
You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.

664
01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:56,049
Don't taunt me, tramp.

665
01:08:56,133 --> 01:09:01,179
I am not one to be taunted. You got it?

666
01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:05,684
Let me hear you say "I got it."

667
01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:09,813
- I got it.
- You damn well better.

668
01:09:18,113 --> 01:09:19,406
Tool.

669
01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:29,040
That's it. I figured it out.

670
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:33,170
Salt. Got it all figured out. It's salt.

671
01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:37,549
Blood is salty. That's all my sauce
needed was just a little more salt.

672
01:09:38,258 --> 01:09:40,468
Just needed a little thickening agent,
you know what I'm talking about.

673
01:09:40,552 --> 01:09:43,680
- What are you doing, JT?
- I gotta put more salt in it.

674
01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:46,349
Do the same goddamned thing
the blood did.

675
01:09:46,433 --> 01:09:48,727
Tell you what, brother,
that little bit of blood did the trick.

676
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,896
Don't do nothing stupid, JT.
I got it covered.

677
01:09:50,979 --> 01:09:53,523
It's already got my sweat and tears.
Now all it needs is some blood!

678
01:09:57,277 --> 01:09:58,486
- Drop the gun!
- JT!

679
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,657
- Do it now!
- OK, OK. Don't shoot!

680
01:10:03,491 --> 01:10:04,534
JT, you all right?

681
01:10:14,085 --> 01:10:15,629
You all right, bro?

682
01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:19,049
Goddamn it, I'm not
all right at all. Not at all.

683
01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:22,969
- Wait here.
- Oh, I sure will.

684
01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:27,641
Goddamn sauce.

685
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,816
<i>Women in cages.</i>

686
01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:39,653
<i>See them in action.</i>

687
01:10:40,946 --> 01:10:42,906
<i>See them in love.</i>

688
01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:45,116
<i>See them in terror.</i>

689
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:48,078
<i>White skin on the black market.</i>

690
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,289
<i>Soft flesh for hard cash.</i>

691
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:53,583
<i>Women in cages.</i>

692
01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:55,794
I'm gonna go get my dick wet.

693
01:10:55,877 --> 01:10:57,921
She's got one leg.

694
01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:00,006
Easier access.

695
01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:03,218
You got a point.

696
01:11:10,517 --> 01:11:13,979
Get the rest of this shit upstairs,
and we'll blow this entire floor.

697
01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:30,036
Get Lewis down here.

698
01:11:31,663 --> 01:11:35,208
- He's getting his dick wet, sir.
- Get him the fuck down here now!

699
01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:48,221
Lewis? Wilson?

700
01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:07,449
- Where are my men?
- I've got several right here.

701
01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:11,286
What the fuck's this?

702
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:13,496
They're balls, sweetheart.

703
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,544
I'm walking out of here
with the shit, Wray.

704
01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:21,838
- Let us go.
- Tell me why we should.

705
01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:24,674
- Because I earned it.
- How you figure that?

706
01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:27,427
You want the story?
I'll spin it for you quick.

707
01:12:28,303 --> 01:12:30,889
A termite's nest of caves
on the Afghan border,

708
01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:34,434
me and my men, walking around
with our dicks in our hands

709
01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:37,896
and our balls in our throats,
looking for America's most wanted.

710
01:12:37,979 --> 01:12:39,522
- Bin Laden?
- Yeah.

711
01:12:39,606 --> 01:12:43,735
For once, our intel was right on the
money. I come around a corner, bam,

712
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:48,281
- there he is, looking me in the eyes.
- Wait. You killed Bin Laden?

713
01:12:48,907 --> 01:12:51,701
I put two in his heart,
one in his computer.

714
01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:56,915
- So that was you?
- Yeah, that was me.

715
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:03,588
Class-A clusterfuck.
He wasn't supposed to be there,

716
01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:05,840
we weren't supposed to be there,
and I sure as fuck

717
01:13:05,924 --> 01:13:08,927
wasn't supposed to be the one
to punch his dialysis ticket.

718
01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:12,680
So instead of a chest full of medals,
we got a face full of DC-2.

719
01:13:12,764 --> 01:13:14,974
No cure.

720
01:13:15,350 --> 01:13:17,394
That is not until we found somebody
from the other side

721
01:13:17,519 --> 01:13:19,729
willing to sell us batches
of this shit.

722
01:13:19,813 --> 01:13:23,191
Science comes first, but business
comes a close fucking second.

723
01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:27,278
Then you realized if you
could infect a large enough populace,

724
01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:32,117
experiment on its survivors,
you'd find a cure.

725
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:35,745
I swore to my men that I'd do everything
in my power to keep them alive.

726
01:13:35,829 --> 01:13:38,373
That's what I intend to do, Wray.

727
01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:42,919
Understand?

728
01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:45,130
I never had a choice.

729
01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,677
Neither do I, sir.

730
01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:54,597
God bless you
and your service to this country.

731
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,607
You're a doctor?

732
01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:07,235
I was earlier tonight.

733
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:11,781
I always wanted to be a doctor.

734
01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:15,660
Instead, I can do this.

735
01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:20,123
Useless talent number 66.

736
01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:27,213
- I'm very pliable.
- A girlfriend of mine had a theory.

737
01:14:28,006 --> 01:14:30,258
She said at some point in your life...

738
01:14:31,217 --> 01:14:33,928
...you find a use for every
useless talent you ever had.

739
01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:38,766
- It's like connecting the dots.
- I'm not that optimistic.

740
01:14:39,559 --> 01:14:43,021
I feel like I'm sinking down the drain
and I can't get out.

741
01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:46,983
She'd say... when you're stuck
in that spiral...

742
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:50,278
...you reach up.

743
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,156
What if there's nothing up there?

744
01:14:54,073 --> 01:14:55,909
Just reach up.

745
01:14:57,744 --> 01:15:01,498
- You're a dancer.
- I was earlier tonight.

746
01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:04,042
Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!

747
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:08,922
Get your ass up!

748
01:15:11,216 --> 01:15:15,428
Now I'm starved for entertainment, baby,
and that means you. Radio!

749
01:15:18,473 --> 01:15:20,099
Well, baby, now!

750
01:15:28,525 --> 01:15:32,487
That's what I'm talking about.
Dance it up.

751
01:15:34,364 --> 01:15:36,366
Keep dancing!

752
01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:42,121
I have seen me some crazy-ass shit
in my day...

753
01:15:43,581 --> 01:15:46,543
...but I ain't never seen me
a one-legged stripper.

754
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:49,337
I've seen me a stripper
with one breast...

755
01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:52,382
...and I've seen me a stripper
with 12 toes...

756
01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:55,051
...and I've seen me a stripper
with no brains at all...

757
01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:58,388
...but I ain't never seen me
a one-legged stripper.

758
01:15:58,471 --> 01:16:00,348
And I've been to Morocco.

759
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:03,059
Dance, bitch!

760
01:16:05,144 --> 01:16:06,813
Break a leg.

761
01:16:07,647 --> 01:16:08,731
Break it off!

762
01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:21,202
Dance for me, motherfucker.

763
01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:37,510
You thought it was pretty funny,
didn't you?

764
01:16:37,594 --> 01:16:40,138
Actually, yes.

765
01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:43,975
You gave me some wood,
now I'm gonna give you...

766
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:46,644
...some fucking wood!

767
01:17:00,575 --> 01:17:02,619
Your gas! You need your gas!

768
01:17:02,702 --> 01:17:07,040
No, fuck the gas! Fuck it!
I'm just gonna have to make this quick!

769
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:26,142
- Where did you get that?
- Useless talent number 37.

770
01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:54,629
- I broke my leg.
- That's OK.

771
01:17:55,380 --> 01:17:57,298
I made you something.

772
01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:03,346
I do believe in you. Always have.

773
01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:06,015
I believe that you could be better.

774
01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:08,434
You deserve better...

775
01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:10,061
...even better than me.

776
01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:14,148
Right now, I need you to become...

777
01:18:15,983 --> 01:18:18,277
...who you're meant to be.

778
01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:19,570
Stand.

779
01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:27,286
I'd stand clear if I were you.

780
01:18:34,127 --> 01:18:35,712
Open that door, will you, baby?

781
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,868
They've destroyed most of the tanks.

782
01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:09,620
Any that are left we'll get
on our way to the helicopters.

783
01:19:09,704 --> 01:19:14,125
There are two helicopters,
big enough to take all of us.

784
01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:16,586
Who can fly?

785
01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:22,175
Can anyone else fly a helicopter?

786
01:19:22,842 --> 01:19:25,845
I can fly, but no way in hell
I'm gonna fly tonight.

787
01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:29,015
OK, cool. I'll fly.

788
01:19:30,349 --> 01:19:32,101
Let's go.

789
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:39,817
I think we're gonna stay here, Wray.

790
01:19:40,693 --> 01:19:43,362
You'll take care of this
for me then, sheriff?

791
01:19:43,863 --> 01:19:46,699
- With pleasure.
- Three minutes.

792
01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:51,704
- Your brother's a good man, JT.
- Best in Texas.

793
01:19:54,874 --> 01:19:56,292
Hop on.

794
01:19:59,212 --> 01:20:01,589
- No, the other way.
- Oh.

795
01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:07,094
No, the other way.

796
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:56,853
The helicopters are on
the other side of this wall.

797
01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:04,986
We make a run for it!

798
01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:08,155
No! If we all get killed,
there's no stopping this plague.

799
01:21:08,239 --> 01:21:12,076
Don't you get it?
We're the antidote!

800
01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:15,329
- Well, is there another way around?
- Wait here.

801
01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:45,651
I don't suppose there are any
other biochemical engineers around?

802
01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:47,528
Take that as no.

803
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:51,282
We have to get over that wall.

804
01:21:55,161 --> 01:22:00,041
I was thinking we could build us a new
place right there where the old one was.

805
01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:04,337
You cook, I work the back.

806
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:08,591
You don't make that rent
so goddamn high.

807
01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:12,303
You share the recipe,
we share the rent.

808
01:22:17,141 --> 01:22:19,602
Start at 250 degrees.

809
01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:25,650
I knew it. For how long?

810
01:22:25,733 --> 01:22:28,110
- Twelve pounds?
- Sure.

811
01:22:28,194 --> 01:22:30,404
Twelve pounds, 12 hours.

812
01:22:30,863 --> 01:22:34,825
- Wrapped in tin foil, right?
- I don't use no goddamn foil.

813
01:22:34,909 --> 01:22:38,204
Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh?

814
01:22:39,372 --> 01:22:41,123
Canned.

815
01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:42,333
- No shit?
- Yeah.

816
01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:45,252
- Score me some?
- Oh, yeah.

817
01:22:46,003 --> 01:22:47,922
'Cause we're brothers.

818
01:22:49,215 --> 01:22:51,550
Thank you for this.

819
01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:55,763
You just remember you got to take
this recipe to your grave.

820
01:22:56,722 --> 01:23:00,142
I think I can goddamn guarantee that.

821
01:23:25,001 --> 01:23:26,585
That's our cue.

822
01:23:29,130 --> 01:23:31,132
Cherry Darling...

823
01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:34,010
...it's all you.

824
01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:06,751
Let's go!

825
01:25:14,568 --> 01:25:15,569
Wray!

826
01:25:18,864 --> 01:25:20,533
Damn it, Wray!

827
01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:26,080
OK, you need to get up
'cause we're leaving.

828
01:25:51,355 --> 01:25:54,066
They told me I'd find you here.

829
01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:59,280
I was beginning to lose hope.

830
01:25:59,738 --> 01:26:03,868
I'm sorry... but I lied.

831
01:26:06,579 --> 01:26:09,915
I did wanna hurt you.

832
01:26:11,584 --> 01:26:13,377
My turn.

833
01:26:23,888 --> 01:26:27,600
No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.

834
01:26:29,351 --> 01:26:31,645
Never did like that son of a bitch.

835
01:26:34,023 --> 01:26:37,735
About as useless as a pecker on a pope.

836
01:26:44,033 --> 01:26:46,493
- Don't touch anything.
- I want to fly it!

837
01:26:46,577 --> 01:26:48,787
- He said not to touch anything!
- You don't know what you're doing!

838
01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:51,040
I do know what I'm doing! Shut up!

839
01:26:51,123 --> 01:26:54,251
Shut up! Sit down
and don't fucking touch anything!

840
01:27:00,799 --> 01:27:01,967
Everybody sit down!

841
01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:13,896
Whoo!

842
01:27:18,651 --> 01:27:19,735
Hit the wipers.

843
01:27:25,491 --> 01:27:29,828
- Go on, leave me.
- I am not leaving you here like this.

844
01:27:30,496 --> 01:27:32,831
The motherfuckers around here
eat roadkill.

845
01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:37,211
See? I'm funny.

846
01:27:38,045 --> 01:27:40,839
- I made you laugh.
- Go to the ocean.

847
01:27:40,923 --> 01:27:43,842
Put your backs to it,
protect yourselves there.

848
01:27:45,052 --> 01:27:46,720
I'm not leaving you, Wray.

849
01:27:48,347 --> 01:27:50,724
It's two against the world.

850
01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:53,519
It will be.

851
01:27:54,812 --> 01:27:56,647
I promise.

852
01:27:56,730 --> 01:27:58,357
I never miss.

853
01:27:59,233 --> 01:28:01,735
Don't worry, baby.

854
01:28:02,820 --> 01:28:04,613
You'll find your way.

855
01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:23,132
Reach up!

856
01:28:35,853 --> 01:28:37,771
Reach up!

857
01:29:24,109 --> 01:29:26,653
<i>It's like you said
it would be, Wray.</i>

858
01:29:28,447 --> 01:29:30,449
<i>I'm like you said I would be.</i>

859
01:29:31,116 --> 01:29:32,868
<i>I find the lost...</i>

860
01:29:33,786 --> 01:29:35,079
<i>...the weary...</i>

861
01:29:36,372 --> 01:29:38,415
<i>...those that have no hope.</i>

862
01:29:38,499 --> 01:29:41,627
<i>I find them and I lead them...</i>

863
01:29:42,544 --> 01:29:44,797
<i>...to a land we've made for ourselves.</i>

864
01:29:46,173 --> 01:29:48,675
<i>The land by the sea.</i>

865
01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:24,503
<i>It's beautiful.</i>

866
01:30:25,379 --> 01:30:27,756
<i>She's beautiful.</i>

867
01:30:29,842 --> 01:30:33,220
<i>I wish you could see us... us two.</i>

868
01:30:34,221 --> 01:30:36,432
<i>It's like you said it would be.</i>

869
01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:40,436
<i>Two against the world, baby.</i>

870
01:30:40,519 --> 01:30:42,563
<i>Two against the world.</i>

871
01:31:15,429 --> 01:31:18,599
<i>This film is a brilliant
achievement in motion picture history.</i>

872
01:31:18,682 --> 01:31:21,935
<i>Finally, the truth
about Hitler's diabolical plans</i>

873
01:31:22,019 --> 01:31:24,772
<i>to create a race
of superwomen can be told...</i>

874
01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:29,485
Werewolf Women of the SS!

875
01:31:29,568 --> 01:31:31,987
<i>Welcome to Death Camp 13,</i>

876
01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:35,449
<i>home of the Nazi's diabolical plan
to create an army</i>

877
01:31:35,532 --> 01:31:37,659
<i>of super-werewolf soldiers.</i>

878
01:31:37,743 --> 01:31:40,078
This project, it's failure...

879
01:31:40,162 --> 01:31:41,747
...will be your demise.

880
01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:45,167
- And the end of Germany, Boorman.
- Heil Hitler!

881
01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:46,794
You have been chosen!

882
01:31:46,877 --> 01:31:49,004
Rejoice!

883
01:31:50,589 --> 01:31:56,386
I have found the perfect solution...
the She-Devils of Belzac.

884
01:32:00,224 --> 01:32:03,727
<i>Can they, alone, supply the
blood needed to save Hitler's mad dream?</i>

885
01:32:05,062 --> 01:32:08,524
<i>Or, will the pride of Germany
fall into ruin?</i>

886
01:32:08,607 --> 01:32:09,733
This is my project!

887
01:32:09,817 --> 01:32:15,155
We are now in total control
of pure wolf.

888
01:32:17,074 --> 01:32:18,075
This is an outrage!

889
01:32:24,081 --> 01:32:26,625
- Silence!
<i>- Featuring Udo Kier,</i>

890
01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:28,335
<i>Sheri Moon Zombie,</i>

891
01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:30,045
<i>Tom Towles,</i>

892
01:32:30,128 --> 01:32:31,672
<i>Sybil Danning,</i>

893
01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:33,090
<i>Bill Moseley...</i>

894
01:32:34,716 --> 01:32:36,677
<i>... and Nicolas Cage</i>

895
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:39,930
<i>as... Fu Manchu.</i>

896
01:32:41,139 --> 01:32:43,809
This is my Mecca!

897
01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:54,027
Werewolf Women of the SS!

898
01:32:54,111 --> 01:32:56,280
<i>Written and directed by Rob Zombie.</i>

899
01:33:28,270 --> 01:33:29,521
<i>If you...</i>

900
01:33:29,980 --> 01:33:32,149
<i>... are thinking...</i>

901
01:33:32,232 --> 01:33:34,192
<i>... of going...</i>

902
01:33:34,276 --> 01:33:35,569
<i>... into...</i>

903
01:33:35,652 --> 01:33:38,280
<i>... this house...</i>

904
01:33:39,573 --> 01:33:40,949
<i>... don't.</i>

905
01:33:41,033 --> 01:33:42,993
<i>If you...</i>

906
01:33:43,076 --> 01:33:45,203
<i>... are thinking...</i>

907
01:33:45,287 --> 01:33:46,914
<i>... of opening...</i>

908
01:33:46,997 --> 01:33:49,166
<i>... this door...</i>

909
01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:53,211
<i>... don't.</i>

910
01:33:53,295 --> 01:33:54,421
<i>If you...</i>

911
01:33:54,504 --> 01:33:55,714
<i>... are thinking...</i>

912
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,926
<i>... of checking out...</i>

913
01:33:59,009 --> 01:34:00,844
<i>... the basement...</i>

914
01:34:04,431 --> 01:34:06,600
<i>... don't.</i>

915
01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:08,769
<i>Don't look behind...</i>

916
01:34:08,852 --> 01:34:11,104
<i>Don't look in there...</i>

917
01:34:11,188 --> 01:34:13,440
<i>Don't look up...</i>

918
01:34:13,523 --> 01:34:15,359
<i>Don't look anywhere.</i>

919
01:34:17,778 --> 01:34:19,655
<i>Don't scream for help.</i>

920
01:34:19,738 --> 01:34:21,823
<i>Don't move a muscle.</i>

921
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:26,453
<i>Don't even breathe.</i>

922
01:34:26,536 --> 01:34:30,082
<i>Don't, don't, don't, don't,</i>

923
01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:32,584
<i>don't, don't, don't,</i>

924
01:34:32,668 --> 01:34:35,003
<i>don't, don't, don't,</i>

925
01:34:35,087 --> 01:34:36,880
<i>don't, don't, don't,</i>

926
01:34:36,964 --> 01:34:38,632
<i>don't, don't, don't,</i>

927
01:34:38,715 --> 01:34:39,883
<i>don't, don't!</i>

928
01:34:39,967 --> 01:34:43,136
<i>If you are thinking
of seeing this film alone...</i>

929
01:34:43,220 --> 01:34:44,513
<i>... don't!</i>

930
01:34:44,888 --> 01:34:45,681
'Don't'.

931
01:35:01,446 --> 01:35:03,407
<i>This holiday season...</i>

932
01:35:03,490 --> 01:35:06,493
<i>... prepare to have
the stuffing scared out of you.</i>

933
01:35:09,538 --> 01:35:10,914
Thanksgiving.

934
01:35:13,166 --> 01:35:14,918
<i>In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts,</i>

935
01:35:15,002 --> 01:35:16,670
<i>the fourth Thursday in November</i>

936
01:35:16,753 --> 01:35:18,839
<i>is the most celebrated day of the year.</i>

937
01:35:22,134 --> 01:35:23,677
<i>The table is set.</i>

938
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,762
<i>The festivities have begun.</i>

939
01:35:27,264 --> 01:35:29,349
<i>One uninvited guest has arrived.</i>

940
01:35:29,433 --> 01:35:34,062
<i>And this year,
there will be no leftovers.</i>

941
01:35:51,788 --> 01:35:53,290
Thanksgiving.

942
01:36:01,757 --> 01:36:05,594
<i>White meat, dark meat...
all will be carved.</i>

943
01:36:11,141 --> 01:36:12,684
Thanksgiving.

944
01:36:12,768 --> 01:36:14,352
Come on, Judy, how about it?

945
01:36:16,646 --> 01:36:18,982
Happy Thanksgiving, baby.

946
01:36:32,829 --> 01:36:33,789
Thanksgiving.

947
01:36:33,872 --> 01:36:35,332
Cool it, Judy!

948
01:36:35,916 --> 01:36:37,667
You're safe.

949
01:36:37,751 --> 01:36:39,127
Bobby's here.

950
01:36:52,349 --> 01:36:53,433
It's blood.

951
01:36:55,602 --> 01:36:57,562
Son of a bitch.

952
01:36:59,356 --> 01:37:02,567
<i>- Arrive hungry...</i>
- Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma!

953
01:37:02,651 --> 01:37:04,486
<i>...leave stuffed.</i>

954
01:37:07,614 --> 01:37:09,658
<i>From Director Eli Roth...</i>

955
01:37:10,450 --> 01:37:12,035
...Thanksgiving.

956
01:37:12,119 --> 01:37:15,080
<i>You'll come home for the holidays...
in a body bag.</i>

957
01:37:16,623 --> 01:37:17,624
<i>This February.</i>

958
01:37:23,713 --> 01:37:26,299
<i>Get more out of life.</i>

959
01:37:26,383 --> 01:37:28,718
<i>Go out to a movie.</i>

960
01:40:21,850 --> 01:40:23,643
Hold on, I've got to come up!

961
01:40:23,727 --> 01:40:25,854
I've got to take
the world's biggest fucking piss.

962
01:40:25,937 --> 01:40:28,898
- We can't be late!
- We won't!

963
01:40:53,423 --> 01:40:55,967
- Who's holding?
- If you're not, then nobody.

964
01:40:56,051 --> 01:40:58,845
- We were kinda hoping you were.
- How are you not holding?

965
01:40:58,928 --> 01:41:02,390
Jesus Christ, Shanna, it is
not my fucking job to supply y'all

966
01:41:02,474 --> 01:41:05,852
- with weed when we go out.
- Whoa, whoa, little lady...

967
01:41:05,935 --> 01:41:09,105
You're getting angry kinda quick,
don't you think? I was just teasing you.

968
01:41:09,189 --> 01:41:12,317
I'm not angry. It just would be nice
if y'all didn't just count on me

969
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:16,488
all the fucking time, and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.

970
01:41:16,571 --> 01:41:19,908
OK, mean girl in a high school movie,
you through having a tantrum?

971
01:41:19,991 --> 01:41:22,035
- I'm not having a tantrum.
- All right, come on, guys. Don't fight.

972
01:41:22,118 --> 01:41:23,370
I'll pay for it when we get some.

973
01:41:23,453 --> 01:41:27,290
One, it's not about the money. It is
about the pain in the ass of scoring.

974
01:41:27,374 --> 01:41:29,709
And two... We're not really fighting.

975
01:41:29,793 --> 01:41:33,463
Arlene, you've forgotten what
hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.

976
01:41:33,546 --> 01:41:37,384
That wasn't a fight. That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch

977
01:41:37,467 --> 01:41:41,388
and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.

978
01:41:41,471 --> 01:41:42,472
Oh, billboard!

979
01:41:47,102 --> 01:41:49,354
OK, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?

980
01:41:49,437 --> 01:41:50,730
Bet your ass he is.

981
01:41:50,814 --> 01:41:53,441
Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.

982
01:41:53,525 --> 01:41:55,485
He's got a big thing for Julia.

983
01:41:55,568 --> 01:41:57,570
If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fucking call me

984
01:41:57,654 --> 01:41:59,447
as opposed to disappearing
for six months.

985
01:41:59,531 --> 01:42:01,574
And he'd get his ass
down here more often than he does.

986
01:42:01,658 --> 01:42:04,369
And on my birthday,
he'd give me a fucking phone call.

987
01:42:04,452 --> 01:42:06,621
But other than that,
he's putty in my hands.

988
01:42:06,704 --> 01:42:08,998
So, what's the plan, man?

989
01:42:09,082 --> 01:42:11,376
Margaritas and Mexican food
at Guero's, touch base

990
01:42:11,459 --> 01:42:15,213
with Chris and Jesse, tell them about
later, and make damn sure they come.

991
01:42:15,296 --> 01:42:18,174
Those other guys'll be waiting for us
to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor.

992
01:42:18,258 --> 01:42:23,680
Oh, shit. Speaking of which, what
happened with you and Nate last night?

993
01:42:23,763 --> 01:42:26,683
Well, you know, not much.
We just fucking met each other.

994
01:42:26,766 --> 01:42:29,477
If you don't bust their balls a bit,
they never gonna respect you.

995
01:42:29,561 --> 01:42:31,938
OK, we're clear on what
it is you didn't do.

996
01:42:32,021 --> 01:42:34,566
How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?

997
01:42:34,649 --> 01:42:36,317
Nothing to write home about.

998
01:42:36,401 --> 01:42:38,611
We just made out
on the couch for about 20 minutes.

999
01:42:38,695 --> 01:42:40,780
- Dress, half-dressed, or naked?
- Dressed.

1000
01:42:40,864 --> 01:42:43,658
I said we made out,
we didn't do "the thing."

1001
01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:46,578
Excuse me for living,
but what is "the thing?"

1002
01:42:46,661 --> 01:42:48,621
You know, it's everything but.

1003
01:42:48,705 --> 01:42:52,125
- They call that "the thing?"
- I call it "the thing."

1004
01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:55,712
- Do guys like "the thing?"
- They like it better than "no thing."

1005
01:42:57,672 --> 01:42:59,883
OK, I want to get back
to what it is you did do.

1006
01:42:59,966 --> 01:43:01,885
So you're making out
on the couch with Nate, right?

1007
01:43:01,968 --> 01:43:02,969
Correct.

1008
01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:06,639
- Whose couch, his or your hotel room?
- What am I, stupid over here? Mine.

1009
01:43:06,723 --> 01:43:09,017
Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?

1010
01:43:09,100 --> 01:43:10,268
We started sitting up,

1011
01:43:10,351 --> 01:43:14,522
- we worked our way to lying down.
- The plot thickens. Who was on top?

1012
01:43:14,606 --> 01:43:17,066
I was straddling him.

1013
01:43:17,150 --> 01:43:19,319
- So, what about tonight?
- We'll see, Shanna.

1014
01:43:19,402 --> 01:43:22,155
I mean, I like Nate and all.
He's cute. He's a pretty good kisser.

1015
01:43:22,238 --> 01:43:24,449
- But it ain't a done deal.
- Ah, fuck Nate.

1016
01:43:24,532 --> 01:43:27,452
He's cute and all but
Jesse Letterman's gonna be all over her.

1017
01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:31,372
- Jesse Letterman, the director?
- He's a good friend.

1018
01:43:31,456 --> 01:43:34,292
- Maybe they can bring some pot.
- Fuck that. No!

1019
01:43:34,375 --> 01:43:37,003
I don't want to be either,
A: Depending on their fucking ass,

1020
01:43:37,086 --> 01:43:39,839
or B: Dependant on their ass.
Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves,

1021
01:43:39,923 --> 01:43:42,383
we're gonna be stuck
with them all fucking night.

1022
01:43:42,467 --> 01:43:45,512
- Oh! Try Lanna Frank.
- Best idea you had all day.

1023
01:43:45,595 --> 01:43:49,682
Oh, hey, that's your
last billboard before Guero's.

1024
01:43:49,766 --> 01:43:51,184
Oh, come on. Give me a break.

1025
01:43:51,267 --> 01:43:53,853
Oh, come on, my ass.
We said every time!

1026
01:43:53,937 --> 01:43:55,104
OK.

1027
01:44:09,827 --> 01:44:12,121
Jules, let me get a drag. Thanks!

1028
01:44:44,779 --> 01:44:47,407
Hey, this is...
my UT days, Arlene.

1029
01:44:47,490 --> 01:44:48,741
- Hey.
- Hey.

1030
01:44:48,825 --> 01:44:51,369
- You want to join us?
- For a second, I'm with some friends.

1031
01:44:52,161 --> 01:44:53,580
Ooh...

1032
01:44:53,663 --> 01:44:58,418
So you must be... must be...
you must be the infamous Butterfly.

1033
01:44:58,501 --> 01:44:59,836
Shh!

1034
01:44:59,919 --> 01:45:02,589
- She don't know nothing about it.
- Know about what?

1035
01:45:02,672 --> 01:45:04,632
- When were y'all gonna tell her?
- Soon.

1036
01:45:04,716 --> 01:45:06,092
- Tell me what?
- Now thanks to you,

1037
01:45:06,175 --> 01:45:07,677
we gotta tell her sooner than later.

1038
01:45:07,760 --> 01:45:09,345
Cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?

1039
01:45:09,429 --> 01:45:12,098
I said a little something
about you on the air today.

1040
01:45:12,181 --> 01:45:14,559
Julia, what the fuck did
you say about me on the radio?

1041
01:45:14,642 --> 01:45:18,229
All I said was,
I had a sexy friend named Butterfly

1042
01:45:18,313 --> 01:45:19,981
who's in from out of town
for the weekend.

1043
01:45:20,064 --> 01:45:22,775
And we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight.

1044
01:45:22,859 --> 01:45:25,486
And if they were out on the town
maybe they'd see us,

1045
01:45:25,570 --> 01:45:30,116
and I described you, and I said that
if they spotted you while we were out

1046
01:45:30,199 --> 01:45:32,952
if they'd do something,
you'd do something.

1047
01:45:33,036 --> 01:45:37,081
OK, now Julia, I'm serious. What did
you say and what did you say I'd do?

1048
01:45:37,165 --> 01:45:40,793
Anyhoo, I could explain what I said,
which would be boring,

1049
01:45:40,877 --> 01:45:45,006
or Marcy over here,
who is an incredible actress

1050
01:45:45,089 --> 01:45:47,300
could act it out for you,
which I think

1051
01:45:47,383 --> 01:45:50,219
will give you a better idea
of what you have in store for you.

1052
01:45:50,303 --> 01:45:52,347
OK, so just tell me your way.

1053
01:45:52,430 --> 01:45:54,432
- We'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.

1054
01:45:54,515 --> 01:45:57,977
- OK, give Marcy your drink.
- Thank you.

1055
01:45:58,061 --> 01:46:02,940
OK, so you're in a club or a bar
and Marcy is a kind of cute,

1056
01:46:03,024 --> 01:46:06,194
or kind of hot, or kind of sexy,
or better be fucking hysterically funny,

1057
01:46:06,277 --> 01:46:09,155
but not funny-looking guy
who you could fuck.

1058
01:46:09,238 --> 01:46:12,241
- Got it.
- OK, Marcy. Take it.

1059
01:46:21,668 --> 01:46:24,754
- Howdy.
- Hi, there.

1060
01:46:26,130 --> 01:46:29,676
Excuse me, but your name
wouldn't be Butterfly would it?

1061
01:46:29,759 --> 01:46:33,638
Yes, it is, and it seems
you have me at a disadvantage.

1062
01:46:34,514 --> 01:46:36,683
- Barry.
- Pleased to meet you, Barry.

1063
01:46:36,766 --> 01:46:39,268
- Y'all are getting me hot.
- Shh!

1064
01:46:42,980 --> 01:46:46,984
So, is Butterfly your real name?

1065
01:46:47,068 --> 01:46:50,780
Yes, it is. And how did you know
my name, Barry?

1066
01:46:50,863 --> 01:46:53,658
I listened to Jungle Julia's
show this morning.

1067
01:46:53,741 --> 01:46:55,410
- Oh, you did, did you?
- Oh, yeah.

1068
01:46:55,493 --> 01:46:58,871
- I listen to her show every morning.
- Oh, you do, do you?

1069
01:46:58,955 --> 01:47:02,417
Yeah, she's like
the coolest lady in town.

1070
01:47:02,500 --> 01:47:08,464
- Don't you think she's got a big ass?
- Nah, man. I like her ass that way.

1071
01:47:08,548 --> 01:47:11,384
She got a black girl's ass.

1072
01:47:11,467 --> 01:47:13,386
That's what she says,
but in actual fact,

1073
01:47:13,469 --> 01:47:15,471
she doesn't really have
a black girl's ass.

1074
01:47:15,555 --> 01:47:18,683
- She's got a big ass.
- OK, what the fuck are you doing?

1075
01:47:18,766 --> 01:47:20,601
Oh, look who wants
to get to the point.

1076
01:47:20,685 --> 01:47:23,855
OK, we'll get to the point but,
for your information, skinny bitch,

1077
01:47:23,938 --> 01:47:27,150
black men and a whole lot
of motherfucking white men

1078
01:47:27,233 --> 01:47:29,736
have had plenty fun adoring my ass.

1079
01:47:29,819 --> 01:47:32,864
I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.

1080
01:47:32,947 --> 01:47:35,366
If you're not gonna buy me a drink
can I have mine back?

1081
01:47:35,450 --> 01:47:36,743
No, OK, OK, OK, OK.

1082
01:47:38,119 --> 01:47:41,080
So Butterfly, can I buy you a drink?

1083
01:47:41,164 --> 01:47:43,249
- I'd love one.
- What can I get you?

1084
01:47:43,332 --> 01:47:47,420
- I'll take a margarita.
- Here you go.

1085
01:47:48,671 --> 01:47:53,217
So, after they buy you a drink,
when they raise their glass to toast,

1086
01:47:53,301 --> 01:47:58,264
they look you dead in the eye
and repeat this poem:

1087
01:47:58,347 --> 01:48:02,435
The woods are lovely,
dark and deep

1088
01:48:02,518 --> 01:48:07,607
And I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep

1089
01:48:07,690 --> 01:48:09,776
Did you hear me Butterfly?

1090
01:48:09,859 --> 01:48:13,112
Miles to go before you sleep.

1091
01:48:13,196 --> 01:48:17,033
And then, if they say that...

1092
01:48:18,117 --> 01:48:19,660
- ...you gotta give them a lap dance.
- What?

1093
01:48:19,744 --> 01:48:21,913
If they call you Butterfly,

1094
01:48:21,996 --> 01:48:24,916
buy you a drink, repeat that poem,
you gotta give them a lap dance.

1095
01:48:24,999 --> 01:48:26,918
That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothing.

1096
01:48:27,001 --> 01:48:27,960
You can do it or not.

1097
01:48:28,044 --> 01:48:30,505
But if you don't, everybody in Austin's
gonna think you a chickenshit.

1098
01:48:30,588 --> 01:48:33,716
And I don't think you want everybody in
Austin thinking you're a chickenshit.

1099
01:48:33,800 --> 01:48:36,594
I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.

1100
01:48:36,677 --> 01:48:39,972
Look, you don't have to do it
for anyone you don't want.

1101
01:48:40,056 --> 01:48:42,892
I said you'd do it for
the first guy who says it, so...

1102
01:48:42,975 --> 01:48:45,144
...some geek comes over
trying to be cool,

1103
01:48:45,228 --> 01:48:47,814
just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.

1104
01:48:47,897 --> 01:48:51,984
No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drink out of it.

1105
01:48:52,068 --> 01:48:56,405
But maybe, a little later in the
evening, you've had a few drinks,

1106
01:48:56,489 --> 01:49:00,326
you're kind of loosey-goosey,
you're safe with your girls,

1107
01:49:00,409 --> 01:49:04,288
then some kind of cute, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,

1108
01:49:04,372 --> 01:49:07,291
but not funny-looking guy
comes up and says it.

1109
01:49:07,375 --> 01:49:10,837
Then, maybe you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.

1110
01:50:25,536 --> 01:50:28,915
- Any dead soldiers here?
- These two. Thank you.

1111
01:50:30,750 --> 01:50:35,671
- Where the hell is Lanna Frank?
- That's a good fucking question.

1112
01:50:45,890 --> 01:50:49,518
Lanna Frank, where are you?

1113
01:50:51,604 --> 01:50:53,814
Well, come over already.
We're waiting for you.

1114
01:50:53,898 --> 01:50:56,943
Shit! Hold on!

1115
01:51:09,330 --> 01:51:10,665
So where are you?

1116
01:51:11,958 --> 01:51:14,043
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.

1117
01:51:14,961 --> 01:51:16,963
No, we are not coming over there.

1118
01:51:17,046 --> 01:51:20,091
You come over here
like you said you would.

1119
01:51:20,174 --> 01:51:23,344
So, is it Shauna and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?

1120
01:51:23,427 --> 01:51:25,680
- Shauna?
- Oh, fuck, I...

1121
01:51:25,763 --> 01:51:31,018
Now, there is one thing that every girl
in the whole world whose name is Shanna

1122
01:51:31,102 --> 01:51:34,313
has in common with each other.
We all hate the name Shauna.

1123
01:51:34,397 --> 01:51:36,816
And we really hate it
when you call us Shauna.

1124
01:52:14,020 --> 01:52:18,107
Just remember, it's Shanna Banana,
not Shauna Banauna.

1125
01:52:18,190 --> 01:52:21,527
OK, but at some point in the evening,
I had fuckability stock.

1126
01:52:21,610 --> 01:52:22,945
Yeah, I mean...

1127
01:52:23,029 --> 01:52:24,822
...it wasn't bullish, but...

1128
01:52:51,474 --> 01:52:55,644
OK, Warren is sending over shots
and you know the house rule.

1129
01:52:55,728 --> 01:52:58,230
If he sends over shots,
you've got to do them.

1130
01:52:58,314 --> 01:53:00,608
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.

1131
01:53:00,691 --> 01:53:02,568
Warren says it, we do it!

1132
01:53:02,651 --> 01:53:06,739
I love that philosophy.
"Warren says it, we do it."

1133
01:53:06,822 --> 01:53:10,076
- So, let's do it.
- What is it?

1134
01:53:10,159 --> 01:53:13,746
Hey, shots first, questions later.
Here we go, post time!

1135
01:53:19,251 --> 01:53:20,336
Woo-hoo!

1136
01:53:24,215 --> 01:53:27,635
Now, is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?

1137
01:53:27,718 --> 01:53:30,805
- What the fuck is it?
- Chartreuse.

1138
01:53:30,888 --> 01:53:34,350
The only liquor so good
they named a color after it.

1139
01:53:36,143 --> 01:53:38,437
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?

1140
01:53:38,521 --> 01:53:41,690
Not me.
I'm going out for a smoke.

1141
01:53:41,774 --> 01:53:44,568
OK, but careful where you keep
that hot flame, all right?

1142
01:53:44,652 --> 01:53:46,779
Blow up the joint.

1143
01:53:59,166 --> 01:54:00,751
Drinks! What can we get you?

1144
01:54:00,835 --> 01:54:04,463
- Shanna Banana?
- Another big-ass Long Island iced tea.

1145
01:54:04,547 --> 01:54:08,843
- Bombay Sapphire and tonic. No ice.
- Good boy.

1146
01:54:30,865 --> 01:54:34,702
Oh, hey, Punky, one of the lights is off
in the parking lot. Flip it!

1147
01:55:37,306 --> 01:55:39,808
Look, you can't look like you're
trying to get her out of here

1148
01:55:39,892 --> 01:55:41,185
before Christian Simonson shows up,

1149
01:55:41,268 --> 01:55:44,230
but you gotta get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.

1150
01:55:44,313 --> 01:55:47,274
What's the point? They're going
to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake LBJ

1151
01:55:47,358 --> 01:55:49,985
and it's no guys. Absolutely no guys.

1152
01:55:50,069 --> 01:55:52,655
OK, so after we bring the girls drinks,

1153
01:55:52,738 --> 01:55:57,451
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.

1154
01:55:57,534 --> 01:55:59,995
You think they're gonna fall for that?

1155
01:56:00,079 --> 01:56:04,124
We'll be very convincing.
Now it's time to turn up the volume.

1156
01:56:04,208 --> 01:56:06,961
No more fucking around.
We go to Jäger shots.

1157
01:56:07,753 --> 01:56:10,130
Man, they're not gonna
drink Jäger shots.

1158
01:56:10,214 --> 01:56:13,801
As long as the guy's buying the booze,
a fucking bitch will drink anything.

1159
01:56:13,884 --> 01:56:16,929
We can at least get one shot of Jäger
down these fucking bitches' throats.

1160
01:56:17,012 --> 01:56:19,265
After that, we'll see
if they got another Jäger in them.

1161
01:56:19,348 --> 01:56:20,766
You never know.
That could be the shot

1162
01:56:20,849 --> 01:56:22,643
that puts them
past the point of fuck-it.

1163
01:56:22,726 --> 01:56:24,770
Then all of a sudden,
"no guys at the lake house"

1164
01:56:24,853 --> 01:56:26,522
turns into "a couple guys
at the lake house."

1165
01:56:26,605 --> 01:56:28,023
My point exactly.

1166
01:56:31,652 --> 01:56:35,447
Dude, check it out. I wonder
if BJ brought the bear with him.

1167
01:56:37,992 --> 01:56:39,702
Jesus.

1168
01:56:41,578 --> 01:56:45,165
The dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.

1169
01:57:18,282 --> 01:57:20,492
Where did you two disappear to?

1170
01:57:20,576 --> 01:57:22,995
I had to get something out of the car
and Nate was gentlemanly enough

1171
01:57:23,078 --> 01:57:24,955
to escort me with his umbrella.

1172
01:57:25,039 --> 01:57:27,416
Ah... Good for you, Nate.

1173
01:57:27,499 --> 01:57:29,418
See that pretty girl sitting
by herself at the bar?

1174
01:57:32,171 --> 01:57:33,839
Who, the dirty hippie?

1175
01:57:33,922 --> 01:57:37,009
- Meow. She's not a hippie.
- She might as well be a hippie.

1176
01:57:38,677 --> 01:57:41,055
Thank you, Timmy boy.

1177
01:57:41,138 --> 01:57:43,891
Well, do you know what
just happened to her?

1178
01:57:43,974 --> 01:57:46,685
No, but I know she's
a skinny fake blonde bitch.

1179
01:57:49,229 --> 01:57:52,941
Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story.
What about her?

1180
01:57:55,694 --> 01:57:57,946
Hey, Warren!
Is there anybody in this place

1181
01:57:58,030 --> 01:57:59,990
you can vouch for
to give me a ride home?

1182
01:58:00,074 --> 01:58:05,120
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.

1183
01:58:05,204 --> 01:58:06,705
You've been eavesdropping?

1184
01:58:06,789 --> 01:58:09,875
There's "eavesdropping"
and "can't help but hear."

1185
01:58:09,958 --> 01:58:12,711
I think I belong in the latter category.

1186
01:58:12,795 --> 01:58:17,174
So, uh, Icy Hot,
you offering me a ride home?

1187
01:58:17,257 --> 01:58:20,886
I'm offering you a lift, if when
I'm ready to leave, you are, too.

1188
01:58:20,969 --> 01:58:23,180
And, when are you thinking
about leaving?

1189
01:58:23,263 --> 01:58:25,682
Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.

1190
01:58:25,766 --> 01:58:29,228
When I do,
you will be the first to know.

1191
01:58:29,311 --> 01:58:31,647
Will you be able to, uh, drive later?

1192
01:58:31,730 --> 01:58:36,402
I know looks can be deceiving
but I'm a teetotaler.

1193
01:58:36,485 --> 01:58:38,987
I've been drinking club soda
and lime all night.

1194
01:58:39,071 --> 01:58:40,948
Now, I'm building up
to my big drink.

1195
01:58:41,031 --> 01:58:45,327
- Which is what?
- A virgin piña colada.

1196
01:58:45,411 --> 01:58:46,745
OK!

1197
01:58:46,829 --> 01:58:52,251
Why would someone who doesn't drink
spend hours at a bar drinking water?

1198
01:58:52,334 --> 01:58:55,546
You know, a bar offers all kind
of things other than alcohol.

1199
01:58:55,629 --> 01:59:00,008
Hmm, really? Like what?

1200
01:59:01,844 --> 01:59:03,262
Women.

1201
01:59:03,345 --> 01:59:05,389
Nacho Grande platters.

1202
01:59:05,472 --> 01:59:09,351
The fellowship of some fascinating
individuals, like Warren here.

1203
01:59:10,227 --> 01:59:12,896
Fair enough.
So what's your name, Icy?

1204
01:59:14,148 --> 01:59:15,732
Stuntman Mike.

1205
01:59:16,775 --> 01:59:18,277
Stuntman Mike's your name?

1206
01:59:19,528 --> 01:59:21,113
You ask anybody.

1207
01:59:22,406 --> 01:59:26,869
- Hey, Warren. Who is this guy?
- Stuntman Mike.

1208
01:59:26,952 --> 01:59:30,247
- And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
- He's a stuntman.

1209
01:59:32,166 --> 01:59:34,918
Warren!
Six shots of Wild Turkey!

1210
02:00:33,310 --> 02:00:34,978
Hey, if it ain't Lanna Frank.

1211
02:00:35,062 --> 02:00:38,106
- Hey, baby.
- How are you?

1212
02:00:41,151 --> 02:00:42,194
Hey, you.

1213
02:00:42,277 --> 02:00:44,112
What's shaking, bacon?

1214
02:00:44,780 --> 02:00:46,114
Hey.

1215
02:00:50,077 --> 02:00:53,664
- Holas, bitcholas.
- It's about fucking time.

1216
02:00:53,747 --> 02:00:56,375
Well, beggars can't be choosers.

1217
02:00:56,458 --> 02:00:58,544
Take a picture, it'll last longer.

1218
02:00:59,878 --> 02:01:00,963
What?

1219
02:01:01,046 --> 02:01:04,132
That table, it seems to keep
getting your attention.

1220
02:01:04,216 --> 02:01:07,052
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?

1221
02:01:07,135 --> 02:01:11,014
- Yep!
- She sure is a striking-looking woman.

1222
02:01:11,098 --> 02:01:13,016
You got gin, tequila, Jäger...

1223
02:01:13,100 --> 02:01:15,561
- Look at that hair.
- Lots of leave-in conditioner.

1224
02:01:17,271 --> 02:01:19,189
Is that jealousy I detect?

1225
02:01:19,273 --> 02:01:23,193
Hardly. But, if you want
to get with Jungle Julia,

1226
02:01:23,277 --> 02:01:25,737
- there's a real easy way to do that.
- Really?

1227
02:01:25,821 --> 02:01:27,990
- And what would that be?
- Get famous.

1228
02:01:28,073 --> 02:01:30,409
You won't have to find her.
She'll find you.

1229
02:01:30,492 --> 02:01:33,453
And you don't even want to know
what she did for that billboard.

1230
02:01:33,537 --> 02:01:36,707
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
You've earned it.

1231
02:01:36,790 --> 02:01:39,585
- What did she ever do to you?
- We went to school together

1232
02:01:39,668 --> 02:01:43,255
from kindergarten through high school.
That's what she did to me.

1233
02:01:43,338 --> 02:01:46,174
She was her height right now at 12.

1234
02:01:46,258 --> 02:01:50,095
She was a monster. Half the guys
she still fucks from the old class

1235
02:01:50,178 --> 02:01:51,930
she used to beat up and
terrorize in the fifth grade.

1236
02:01:52,014 --> 02:01:54,850
I see. She used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk?

1237
02:01:54,933 --> 02:01:58,061
That pituitary case might have
kicked my ass a couple of times.

1238
02:01:58,145 --> 02:02:01,106
Sorry, I'm built like a girl,
not a black man,

1239
02:02:01,189 --> 02:02:04,735
but I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.

1240
02:02:24,671 --> 02:02:29,718
- Hey, are you famous or something?
- Or something.

1241
02:02:29,801 --> 02:02:32,429
No, no, no, no, really.

1242
02:02:32,512 --> 02:02:35,265
Hey, what do you do?

1243
02:02:35,349 --> 02:02:40,312
Really? What I do is work my ass off to
get my own record label off the ground.

1244
02:02:40,395 --> 02:02:45,776
But why that girl wanted a picture
of me is because I'm a local DJ.

1245
02:02:47,819 --> 02:02:50,072
Wait a minute.

1246
02:02:50,155 --> 02:02:53,533
You got a billboard by
Big Kahuna Burger don't you?

1247
02:02:53,617 --> 02:02:55,369
Yeah.

1248
02:02:55,452 --> 02:02:57,746
I got one there too, Zatoichi.

1249
02:03:00,916 --> 02:03:02,793
Yeah.

1250
02:03:03,418 --> 02:03:07,130
- Jungle Julia Lucai.
- Stuntman Mike McKay.

1251
02:03:07,214 --> 02:03:11,843
Well, good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.

1252
02:03:11,927 --> 02:03:14,054
Now my friends and I are going
to continue to get our weed on.

1253
02:03:14,137 --> 02:03:16,890
- Would you care for some?
- Thank you, Julia.

1254
02:03:16,973 --> 02:03:20,727
- But just the same, no thanks.
- Suit yourself.

1255
02:03:20,811 --> 02:03:22,145
But you know...

1256
02:03:32,239 --> 02:03:33,782
Oh, shit.

1257
02:03:34,074 --> 02:03:35,325
I gotta sn...

1258
02:03:37,536 --> 02:03:39,621
Sorry, nothing.

1259
02:03:42,290 --> 02:03:43,750
What the fuck was that?

1260
02:03:44,126 --> 02:03:46,962
Actually, I do want you
to have a shot.

1261
02:03:48,296 --> 02:03:51,883
You got some voucher here.
I asked him what movies you worked on,

1262
02:03:51,967 --> 02:03:53,719
no fucking clue.

1263
02:03:53,802 --> 02:03:57,055
Well, I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.

1264
02:03:57,139 --> 02:04:01,143
I mean, he shows me an episode of
High Chaparral, a guy falls off a horse

1265
02:04:01,226 --> 02:04:02,602
he says it's him.

1266
02:04:04,646 --> 02:04:06,648
You know the show The Virginian?

1267
02:04:08,316 --> 02:04:11,069
Yeah, well, there was another actor
on that show, Gary Clarke,

1268
02:04:11,153 --> 02:04:13,029
and I looked like him a bit.

1269
02:04:13,113 --> 02:04:16,199
Well, obviously before
I cut myself shaving.

1270
02:04:16,283 --> 02:04:18,243
Aw, I like it.

1271
02:04:18,326 --> 02:04:22,456
Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you
make sugar taste just like salt.

1272
02:04:22,539 --> 02:04:26,251
Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.

1273
02:04:26,334 --> 02:04:29,713
And then that show turned into
The Men of Shiloh,

1274
02:04:29,796 --> 02:04:31,882
they brought on
Lee Majors and I doubled him.

1275
02:04:32,799 --> 02:04:35,969
From that point on,
I specialized mostly in car stunts.

1276
02:04:36,052 --> 02:04:39,806
I did damn near the whole
third season of Vegas.

1277
02:04:39,890 --> 02:04:42,058
I was Robert Urich's driving double.

1278
02:04:42,142 --> 02:04:45,103
And then Bob did another show, Gavilan,

1279
02:04:45,187 --> 02:04:47,689
and he brought me with him
on that until...

1280
02:04:49,274 --> 02:04:50,817
And after that...

1281
02:04:54,654 --> 02:04:58,033
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talking about?

1282
02:04:58,617 --> 02:05:01,703
- Sorry. No?
- No.

1283
02:05:04,831 --> 02:05:10,170
So, how exactly does one become
a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?

1284
02:05:11,254 --> 02:05:15,217
Well, in Hollywood,
anybody fool enough to throw himself

1285
02:05:15,300 --> 02:05:18,428
down a flight of stairs can usually
find somebody to pay him for it.

1286
02:05:19,554 --> 02:05:22,974
But really, I got into the business the
way most get into the stunt business.

1287
02:05:23,058 --> 02:05:24,309
How's that?

1288
02:05:24,392 --> 02:05:26,853
- My brother got me in it.
- Who's your brother?

1289
02:05:26,937 --> 02:05:29,231
Stuntman Bob.

1290
02:05:41,868 --> 02:05:44,496
- I'm ready to blaze.
- Finally, yeah.

1291
02:05:44,579 --> 02:05:45,956
You need to catch up with us.

1292
02:05:46,039 --> 02:05:48,333
- Now the party can start.
- Yep.

1293
02:05:48,416 --> 02:05:52,587
Anyhoo, I'm sorry.
You forgive me?

1294
02:05:53,338 --> 02:05:57,217
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.

1295
02:05:57,300 --> 02:05:59,636
Promise.
You ready to go to the lake?

1296
02:05:59,719 --> 02:06:01,763
- Hm-hm.
- How about your little friend?

1297
02:06:01,847 --> 02:06:03,723
- You want to bring him?
- I thought no boys.

1298
02:06:03,807 --> 02:06:06,017
You want him to come,
Shanna won't mind.

1299
02:06:06,101 --> 02:06:09,145
So how about it?
Boys or just us girls?

1300
02:06:09,229 --> 02:06:11,606
- Us girls.
- Good idea.

1301
02:06:13,692 --> 02:06:14,943
Ladies.

1302
02:06:17,112 --> 02:06:18,446
Thanks.

1303
02:06:19,239 --> 02:06:21,449
Cheers, Butterfly.

1304
02:06:23,785 --> 02:06:27,539
The woods are lovely dark and deep

1305
02:06:27,622 --> 02:06:33,003
And I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep

1306
02:06:33,086 --> 02:06:36,131
Did you hear me, Butterfly?

1307
02:06:36,214 --> 02:06:40,552
Miles to go before you sleep.

1308
02:06:41,970 --> 02:06:44,764
- Sorry, Stuntman Burt.
- Mike.

1309
02:06:44,848 --> 02:06:48,226
Mike, she already broke off that dance.

1310
02:06:48,852 --> 02:06:50,437
Is that true?

1311
02:06:51,479 --> 02:06:54,065
Did I miss my chance?

1312
02:06:57,193 --> 02:06:58,862
Do I frighten you?

1313
02:07:03,491 --> 02:07:05,160
Is it my scar?

1314
02:07:07,329 --> 02:07:09,039
It's your car.

1315
02:07:09,122 --> 02:07:12,375
Yeah, I know. Sorry.

1316
02:07:12,459 --> 02:07:15,337
It's my mom's car.

1317
02:07:18,214 --> 02:07:20,008
Have you been following us?

1318
02:07:20,091 --> 02:07:24,429
No, but that's what I love
about Austin. It's just so damn small.

1319
02:07:24,512 --> 02:07:27,307
- You've seen this guy before?
- Outside of Guero's.

1320
02:07:27,390 --> 02:07:30,685
And I saw you outside of Guero's, too.

1321
02:07:30,769 --> 02:07:33,563
You saw my car, I saw your legs.

1322
02:07:33,647 --> 02:07:37,025
Now, look, I ain't stalking you all,
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.

1323
02:07:37,108 --> 02:07:40,362
- So, you really weren't following us?
- I'm not following you, Butterfly.

1324
02:07:40,445 --> 02:07:42,864
I just got lucky.

1325
02:07:45,241 --> 02:07:49,537
So, how about that lap dance?

1326
02:07:49,621 --> 02:07:53,708
Sorry, it was a one time
only offer and she did it at Antoine's.

1327
02:07:55,043 --> 02:07:56,086
No, she didn't.

1328
02:07:56,169 --> 02:08:00,256
- How do you know?
- I'm good that way.

1329
02:08:00,340 --> 02:08:03,259
- And you look a little touchéd.
- What's touchéd?

1330
02:08:03,343 --> 02:08:05,887
- Wounded slightly.
- Why should I be wounded?

1331
02:08:05,971 --> 02:08:08,807
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night,

1332
02:08:08,890 --> 02:08:12,852
but from your look, I can tell
nobody pestered you at all.

1333
02:08:12,936 --> 02:08:15,397
That kind of hurt your feelings a bit,
didn't it?

1334
02:08:17,232 --> 02:08:22,404
There are few things as fetching
as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

1335
02:08:25,949 --> 02:08:27,409
So...

1336
02:08:28,868 --> 02:08:31,788
How about that lap dance?

1337
02:08:33,498 --> 02:08:36,126
I think I'm gonna have
to give you a rain check.

1338
02:08:39,129 --> 02:08:41,339
Well, since you'll be leaving
in the next couple of days

1339
02:08:41,423 --> 02:08:43,925
that rain check will be worthless.

1340
02:08:45,635 --> 02:08:47,095
But that's OK.

1341
02:08:48,346 --> 02:08:50,849
I understand if
I make you uncomfortable.

1342
02:08:51,433 --> 02:08:56,563
You're still a nice girl
and I still like you.

1343
02:08:56,646 --> 02:08:59,065
But I must warn you of something...

1344
02:09:00,108 --> 02:09:04,195
You know how people say... "You're OK in my book?"

1345
02:09:04,279 --> 02:09:07,866
Or, "In my book, that's no good?"

1346
02:09:07,949 --> 02:09:13,121
Well, I actually have a book.

1347
02:09:13,204 --> 02:09:17,500
And everybody I ever meet
goes in this book.

1348
02:09:17,584 --> 02:09:21,671
And now I've met you
and you're going in the book.

1349
02:09:23,131 --> 02:09:28,428
Except, I'm afraid I must file you...

1350
02:09:29,512 --> 02:09:35,060
- ...under "Chickenshit."
- And what if I did it?

1351
02:09:35,143 --> 02:09:39,773
Well, I definitely couldn't file you
under "Chickenshit" then, now could I?

1352
02:09:39,856 --> 02:09:41,357
What's your name again?

1353
02:09:42,525 --> 02:09:47,197
- Stuntman Mike.
- Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly.

1354
02:09:47,280 --> 02:09:52,077
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
the jukebox inside is pretty impressive.

1355
02:09:52,160 --> 02:09:54,579
- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah.

1356
02:09:55,663 --> 02:09:58,333
Why don't you go get ready
for your lap dance?

1357
02:10:12,013 --> 02:10:13,932
I'm driving.

1358
02:10:16,101 --> 02:10:18,603
- Ready to go?
- Yeah. Bye.

1359
02:10:18,686 --> 02:10:20,522
- Bye.
- Bye.

1360
02:10:23,525 --> 02:10:26,778
I think you got Mike laid tonight.

1361
02:10:26,861 --> 02:10:30,198
Looking good, Cannonball Run!

1362
02:10:30,281 --> 02:10:32,367
He's just giving me a ride.

1363
02:10:32,450 --> 02:10:35,245
- Oh, no doubt.
- Have a nice ride.

1364
02:10:37,539 --> 02:10:39,541
Look, double fucks.

1365
02:10:42,377 --> 02:10:46,756
- Uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him.
- I can hear you.

1366
02:10:48,341 --> 02:10:51,970
- He's old enough to be my dad.
- I can still hear you.

1367
02:10:54,681 --> 02:10:57,392
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

1368
02:11:03,815 --> 02:11:05,733
Wow, that's fucking scary.

1369
02:11:05,817 --> 02:11:10,196
Yeah, well, I wanted it to be
impressive, and scary tends to impress.

1370
02:11:11,656 --> 02:11:13,283
Is it safe?

1371
02:11:13,366 --> 02:11:16,411
It's better than safe,
it's death proof.

1372
02:11:16,494 --> 02:11:18,955
How do you make a car death proof?

1373
02:11:19,038 --> 02:11:20,874
Well, that's what stuntmen do.

1374
02:11:20,957 --> 02:11:23,459
You've seen a movie where a car
gets into some smash up

1375
02:11:23,543 --> 02:11:26,212
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from.

1376
02:11:26,296 --> 02:11:29,507
- Yeah.
- How do you think they accomplish that?

1377
02:11:29,591 --> 02:11:31,593
CGI?

1378
02:11:32,302 --> 02:11:36,431
Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays
more often than not, you're right.

1379
02:11:36,514 --> 02:11:39,434
Back in the all or nothing days,
the Vanishing Point days,

1380
02:11:39,517 --> 02:11:43,646
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
the White Line Fever days,

1381
02:11:43,730 --> 02:11:49,194
real cars smashing into real cars
with real dumb people driving them.

1382
02:11:49,277 --> 02:11:52,739
So, you give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up,

1383
02:11:52,822 --> 02:11:56,201
they take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere and voilà...

1384
02:11:56,284 --> 02:11:59,704
You've got yourself
a death proof automobile.

1385
02:12:01,456 --> 02:12:04,792
That makes sense. I just didn't know
you could make a car death proof.

1386
02:12:04,876 --> 02:12:09,214
I can drive this baby into a brick wall
doing 125 miles an hour,

1387
02:12:09,297 --> 02:12:10,965
just for the experience.

1388
02:12:17,931 --> 02:12:19,933
Why is your passenger seat
in a box?

1389
02:12:20,016 --> 02:12:21,559
Well, this is a movie car.

1390
02:12:21,643 --> 02:12:23,478
Sometimes, when you're shooting a crash,

1391
02:12:23,561 --> 02:12:27,523
director wants to put a camera in the
car, shoot the crash from the inside.

1392
02:12:27,607 --> 02:12:30,443
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a crash box. Here...

1393
02:12:31,861 --> 02:12:33,696
There you go.

1394
02:12:35,406 --> 02:12:37,659
When you asked to drive me home,
you didn't mention

1395
02:12:37,742 --> 02:12:39,494
your car didn't have a passenger seat.

1396
02:12:39,577 --> 02:12:42,163
Yeah, well, actually,
I didn't ask to drive you home.

1397
02:12:42,247 --> 02:12:45,875
You asked me for a ride and I said yes.
But look at the bright side, Pam,

1398
02:12:45,959 --> 02:12:48,586
I won't be getting fresh,
putting my hand on your knee.

1399
02:12:50,672 --> 02:12:53,341
That is the bright side.

1400
02:12:53,424 --> 02:12:54,842
I thought so.

1401
02:13:20,702 --> 02:13:23,997
Well, Pam, which way you going,
left or right?

1402
02:13:24,080 --> 02:13:25,081
Right.

1403
02:13:25,206 --> 02:13:28,835
- Ah, that's too bad.
- Why?

1404
02:13:28,918 --> 02:13:32,755
Well, because it was a 50/50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or right.

1405
02:13:32,839 --> 02:13:34,966
See, we're both going left.

1406
02:13:35,049 --> 02:13:37,969
You could have just as easily been going
left, too, and if that was the case,

1407
02:13:38,052 --> 02:13:41,014
it would have been a while
before you started gettin' scared.

1408
02:13:41,097 --> 02:13:43,558
But since you're going the other way...

1409
02:13:44,934 --> 02:13:47,937
...I'm afraid you're gonna
have to start getting scared...

1410
02:13:48,813 --> 02:13:49,814
...immediately.

1411
02:13:49,897 --> 02:13:52,900
What the fuck?!

1412
02:14:00,491 --> 02:14:02,327
You cocksucking motherfucker!

1413
02:14:02,410 --> 02:14:05,621
Fucking let me out of here!
I'll fucking rip your fucking...

1414
02:14:05,705 --> 02:14:08,082
Stop the fucking car!

1415
02:14:47,455 --> 02:14:51,918
OK, here's the thing.

1416
02:14:54,420 --> 02:15:00,134
I get it. This was all a joke,
and it's super funny.

1417
02:15:00,218 --> 02:15:02,929
It was really funny, OK?

1418
02:15:03,012 --> 02:15:08,142
But, um, if you could stop now, if...

1419
02:15:08,768 --> 02:15:10,645
If you just drop me off...

1420
02:15:12,563 --> 02:15:14,941
- I swear I'll never...
- Hey, Pam!

1421
02:15:16,150 --> 02:15:19,070
Remember when I said this car
was death proof?

1422
02:15:20,196 --> 02:15:25,993
Well, that wasn't a lie.
This car is 100 percent death proof.

1423
02:15:26,077 --> 02:15:28,955
Only, to get the benefit of it, honey,

1424
02:15:29,038 --> 02:15:32,500
you really need to be sitting
in my seat.

1425
02:16:09,787 --> 02:16:13,249
Now I've gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.

1426
02:16:27,930 --> 02:16:32,977
No, no, no, no, no. It's Dave Dee,
Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

1427
02:16:33,060 --> 02:16:34,854
So, you got it?

1428
02:16:34,937 --> 02:16:38,566
Thanks honey. You're gonna
play it next song, right?

1429
02:16:38,649 --> 02:16:40,443
Good boy.

1430
02:16:40,526 --> 02:16:43,821
Growl.

1431
02:16:43,905 --> 02:16:45,781
Bye-bye.

1432
02:16:45,865 --> 02:16:47,492
Who do you want to hear?

1433
02:16:47,575 --> 02:16:49,243
Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

1434
02:16:49,327 --> 02:16:50,578
Who?

1435
02:16:50,661 --> 02:16:53,706
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

1436
02:16:53,789 --> 02:16:56,918
- Who the fuck are they?
- For your information,

1437
02:16:57,001 --> 02:16:59,837
Pete Townshend, at one point,
almost quit The Who,

1438
02:16:59,921 --> 02:17:01,756
and if he had, he would have
ended up in this group

1439
02:17:01,839 --> 02:17:06,010
thus making it Dave Dee,
Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete.

1440
02:17:06,093 --> 02:17:08,679
And if you ask me,
he should have.

1441
02:17:08,763 --> 02:17:11,641
That's my boy!

1442
02:18:59,165 --> 02:19:02,168
I wanna to hear
this part of the song louder!

1443
02:19:49,840 --> 02:19:51,884
Do you know her name or anything?

1444
02:19:53,052 --> 02:19:55,805
Uh, I don't remember.

1445
02:19:59,016 --> 02:20:01,018
Dr. Block?

1446
02:20:07,233 --> 02:20:09,902
Self restraints to room 310.

1447
02:20:09,985 --> 02:20:13,614
Self restraints to room 310.

1448
02:20:13,698 --> 02:20:18,953
Well, what's the patient's prognosis,
Dr. Block?

1449
02:20:19,036 --> 02:20:21,205
I don't really see it's
any of your business.

1450
02:20:21,288 --> 02:20:25,543
Come on now, sis.
You just tell us.

1451
02:20:25,626 --> 02:20:26,711
How bad is he?

1452
02:20:31,590 --> 02:20:33,426
He got banged up real good.

1453
02:20:33,509 --> 02:20:37,513
Busted nose, broken collar bone,
smashed up his left index finger.

1454
02:20:38,264 --> 02:20:39,473
Is that it?

1455
02:20:41,142 --> 02:20:42,685
He was real lucky.

1456
02:20:45,062 --> 02:20:46,397
That will be all?

1457
02:20:46,480 --> 02:20:49,900
Why, that's more than enough
and I want to thank you, Dr. Block.

1458
02:20:54,155 --> 02:20:55,656
Son of a bitch!

1459
02:20:56,741 --> 02:20:59,660
So, Pop, what do you think?

1460
02:21:00,119 --> 02:21:02,204
Well, son number one...

1461
02:21:02,288 --> 02:21:06,417
...what I think is so goddamn ghoulish,
I hesitate to speak it out loud.

1462
02:21:07,334 --> 02:21:08,711
Well, give it a shot.

1463
02:21:09,587 --> 02:21:12,715
Well, what we have here is
a case of vehicular homicide.

1464
02:21:12,798 --> 02:21:15,259
That old boy murdered them
pretty little gals.

1465
02:21:15,342 --> 02:21:19,513
He used a car and not a hatchet,
but they're dead just the same.

1466
02:21:20,890 --> 02:21:23,684
Well, what are you gonna do?

1467
02:21:23,768 --> 02:21:25,811
Not a goddamn thing.

1468
02:21:25,895 --> 02:21:28,272
DA says there ain't no crime here.

1469
02:21:28,856 --> 02:21:33,652
Every one of them gals was swimming
in alcohol and floating on weed

1470
02:21:33,736 --> 02:21:37,531
and old Hooper in there came out
clean as a whistle.

1471
02:21:38,073 --> 02:21:41,827
Now you actually think that he
premeditatedly murdered them gals?

1472
02:21:41,911 --> 02:21:45,623
Well, I can't prove it but since
thinking don't cost nothing,

1473
02:21:45,706 --> 02:21:47,458
I can think it and I do.

1474
02:21:47,541 --> 02:21:50,961
Yeah, but Pop, he got pretty
banged up himself.

1475
02:21:51,045 --> 02:21:54,298
Hell, yeah, he got banged up,
but goddamn, them pretty little gals

1476
02:21:54,381 --> 02:21:57,843
look like a goddamn giant chewed
them up and spit them out.

1477
02:21:57,927 --> 02:21:59,303
Did any of them survive?

1478
02:21:59,386 --> 02:22:03,599
Shit, two tons of metal
at 200 miles an hour,

1479
02:22:03,682 --> 02:22:06,644
flesh and bone and plain old Newton...

1480
02:22:06,727 --> 02:22:08,854
...they all princess died.

1481
02:22:11,440 --> 02:22:12,775
Why?

1482
02:22:13,943 --> 02:22:17,196
Well, I'd guesstimate it's a sex thing.

1483
02:22:18,197 --> 02:22:19,990
Only way I can figure it.

1484
02:22:20,074 --> 02:22:24,912
High velocity impact,
twisted metal, busted glass,

1485
02:22:24,995 --> 02:22:28,999
all four souls taken
exactly at the same time.

1486
02:22:29,083 --> 02:22:33,671
Probably the only way that diabolical
degenerate can shoot his goo.

1487
02:22:39,468 --> 02:22:41,387
You're timing couldn't be better, Zoë.

1488
02:22:41,470 --> 02:22:44,598
It just so happens that
we're all three off-duty

1489
02:22:44,682 --> 02:22:48,686
- for the next three days of shooting.
- Fucking hell, how does that happen?

1490
02:22:48,769 --> 02:22:51,564
I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's make-up
and she's off for the next three days.

1491
02:22:51,647 --> 02:22:54,650
There's no stunts being filmed
during that time so Kim's free

1492
02:22:54,733 --> 02:22:58,863
and Lee's on a "will notify"
for the next four days.

1493
02:22:58,946 --> 02:23:00,781
So, how's the shoot going?

1494
02:23:00,865 --> 02:23:02,616
Great! We're having the best time.

1495
02:23:02,700 --> 02:23:04,952
The director, Cecil Evans,
is so much fun.

1496
02:23:05,035 --> 02:23:08,247
We're making the coolest movie
and partying all the time.

1497
02:23:08,330 --> 02:23:11,792
Hell, yeah. The next job after
this one is definitely gonna suck.

1498
02:23:11,876 --> 02:23:16,380
So, let's hear it ladies. Set romances?
Who's getting it off?

1499
02:23:16,463 --> 02:23:18,549
That would be Lee and Toolbox.

1500
02:23:18,632 --> 02:23:22,011
Oh, Toolbox?
The name sounds promising.

1501
02:23:22,094 --> 02:23:24,221
- He's a grip.
- What he is, is a pervert.

1502
02:23:24,305 --> 02:23:27,808
Well, he just keeps
sounding better and better.

1503
02:23:27,892 --> 02:23:28,893
What's his perversion?

1504
02:23:31,186 --> 02:23:32,897
He like to watch me pee.

1505
02:23:34,481 --> 02:23:38,444
Lee is sitting on a toilet
and Toolbox is watching her pee!

1506
02:23:38,527 --> 02:23:42,281
P-I-S-S-I-N-G.

1507
02:23:42,364 --> 02:23:46,327
Yeah, but not no more.
Now she's getting it on with The Rock.

1508
02:23:46,410 --> 02:23:49,038
- You're having one off with The Rock?
- Not the real Rock.

1509
02:23:49,121 --> 02:23:51,665
He's this electrician named Bruce.
Kim started calling him The Rock

1510
02:23:51,749 --> 02:23:54,710
because he kinda looks like The Rock
so we all just call him The Rock.

1511
02:23:54,793 --> 02:23:57,254
Kim, dick department. Let's hear it.

1512
02:23:57,338 --> 02:23:59,214
Uh-uh, no dick this trip.

1513
02:23:59,298 --> 02:24:02,509
- I got a man.
- How long have you had this boyfriend?

1514
02:24:02,593 --> 02:24:05,846
- About three months.
- Who'd you steal him from?

1515
02:24:05,930 --> 02:24:06,931
Nobody!

1516
02:24:07,014 --> 02:24:09,433
- Kim!
- What?

1517
02:24:09,516 --> 02:24:11,894
He totally had a girlfriend.

1518
02:24:11,977 --> 02:24:15,189
All Kim's boyfriends start out
as somebody else's boyfriend.

1519
02:24:15,272 --> 02:24:17,274
I did not steal him.

1520
02:24:17,358 --> 02:24:22,071
I didn't steal any of them.
They just... jumped ship.

1521
02:24:24,740 --> 02:24:28,619
- So what's your story, Abernathy?
- Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna.

1522
02:24:28,702 --> 02:24:31,497
I had a set crush on Cecil.

1523
02:24:31,580 --> 02:24:34,708
"Set crush?" Nigga, please.
You were his set wife.

1524
02:24:34,792 --> 02:24:36,961
"Were" and "had" being
the key words here.

1525
02:24:37,044 --> 02:24:39,755
Bitch, you two are still
into each other and you know it.

1526
02:24:39,838 --> 02:24:41,507
Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me,

1527
02:24:41,590 --> 02:24:44,468
then why did he fuck
Daryl Hannah's stand-in?

1528
02:24:48,389 --> 02:24:52,142
Yes, men are dogs.
Oh, it's so funny!

1529
02:24:52,226 --> 02:24:54,979
- Oh, it's so funny!
- Oh, stop acting all hurt.

1530
02:24:55,062 --> 02:24:56,271
Your ass is just mad.

1531
02:24:56,355 --> 02:24:59,858
- Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
- Bitch, you need to get over that shit.

1532
02:24:59,942 --> 02:25:03,988
- That was two weeks ago.
- Oh, well, now you put it like that...

1533
02:25:05,114 --> 02:25:10,411
Oh, I haven't told you the best part.
He fucked her on my birthday.

1534
02:25:10,494 --> 02:25:13,414
Oh, that's a horse
of a different color.

1535
02:25:13,497 --> 02:25:14,832
Thank you.

1536
02:25:14,915 --> 02:25:19,420
Did he know it was your birthday?
He's the director. He's kind of busy.

1537
02:25:19,503 --> 02:25:23,757
He ate a piece of my birthday cake
and he got me a present.

1538
02:25:23,841 --> 02:25:25,801
Yeah, I think he knew.

1539
02:25:27,511 --> 02:25:29,221
What did he get you?

1540
02:25:32,808 --> 02:25:34,143
He made me a tape.

1541
02:25:34,226 --> 02:25:36,770
He made you a tape?

1542
02:25:36,854 --> 02:25:39,148
Wait, he didn't burn you a CD,
he made you a tape?

1543
02:25:39,231 --> 02:25:42,526
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is so romantic.

1544
02:25:42,609 --> 02:25:45,821
Yes, I know what you're gonna say,
so don't even go there.

1545
02:25:45,904 --> 02:25:47,948
Sounds like the test
of true love to me.

1546
02:25:48,032 --> 02:25:50,325
Look, I know you guys like him.

1547
02:25:50,409 --> 02:25:51,702
He's likeable.

1548
02:25:51,785 --> 02:25:54,538
But he fucked another woman
on my birthday.

1549
02:25:54,621 --> 02:25:56,290
How can you not be on my side?

1550
02:25:56,373 --> 02:25:59,710
- Well, I admit, that sounds bad.
- It is bad.

1551
02:25:59,793 --> 02:26:02,629
It just sounds like there's
a little more to it than that.

1552
02:26:02,713 --> 02:26:05,382
- Were you two fucking?
- Hell, no.

1553
02:26:05,466 --> 02:26:08,385
- Hello, is your name Abernathy?
- Sorry.

1554
02:26:08,469 --> 02:26:12,014
The answer to your question is no.
Of course not.

1555
02:26:12,806 --> 02:26:16,560
- What do you mean, "No, of course not?"
- The reason Cecil hasn't had

1556
02:26:16,643 --> 02:26:20,022
a girlfriend in six years
is because girls will fuck him.

1557
02:26:20,105 --> 02:26:23,442
And if you fuck Cecil,
you don't become one of his girlfriends.

1558
02:26:23,525 --> 02:26:29,490
Not to say I want to be his girlfriend,
but if I did want to be his girlfriend,

1559
02:26:29,573 --> 02:26:34,661
if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his
girlfriend. I'd be one of his regulars.

1560
02:26:34,745 --> 02:26:37,956
And I'm just getting
too fucking old for that shit.

1561
02:26:38,040 --> 02:26:41,585
- Have you let him do anything?
- Yes!

1562
02:26:42,836 --> 02:26:46,799
I've let him give me a foot massage
and when we go to the movies,

1563
02:26:46,882 --> 02:26:48,300
I've let him hold my hand.

1564
02:26:48,383 --> 02:26:51,428
Bitch, you might be acting
like you're 12 years old,

1565
02:26:51,512 --> 02:26:53,180
but he just acting like a man.

1566
02:26:53,263 --> 02:26:55,432
You need to break
that nigga off a piece.

1567
02:26:55,516 --> 02:26:57,601
Let me get this straight.

1568
02:26:57,684 --> 02:26:59,353
- You're not fucking him.
- Hm-hm.

1569
02:26:59,436 --> 02:27:01,021
- You're not sucking him.
- Hm-hm.

1570
02:27:01,105 --> 02:27:05,526
You're not giving him any tongue,
but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is?

1571
02:27:05,609 --> 02:27:08,320
You know, some cultures
might say he made the wiser choice.

1572
02:27:08,403 --> 02:27:11,698
Oh!

1573
02:27:14,201 --> 02:27:17,454
So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the
Philippines at an outdoor rave.

1574
02:27:17,538 --> 02:27:20,666
- What were you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head, part three.

1575
02:27:20,749 --> 02:27:24,169
And admittedly,
we were a little fucked up.

1576
02:27:24,253 --> 02:27:26,213
- Cheers to that.
- Word.

1577
02:27:27,548 --> 02:27:28,632
Cheers.

1578
02:27:28,715 --> 02:27:34,680
So Zoë, the genius,
wants to take a picture of me.

1579
02:27:36,431 --> 02:27:39,476
It's dark as hell
and you can't see shit.

1580
02:27:39,560 --> 02:27:43,355
So, she's got her camera and keeps
saying, "Step back a little."

1581
02:27:43,438 --> 02:27:44,565
So I do.

1582
02:27:44,648 --> 02:27:48,861
Then, "A little further."
So I step back a little further.

1583
02:27:48,944 --> 02:27:52,197
Then, "A little more." So, I do.

1584
02:27:52,281 --> 02:27:57,995
Then I realize, I'm right at the edge
of a seven foot concrete ditch.

1585
02:27:58,078 --> 02:28:02,541
With God knows how many rocks,
and broken bottles, and rats in it.

1586
02:28:02,624 --> 02:28:04,501
And, if I fell in that fucking thing,

1587
02:28:04,585 --> 02:28:06,587
I probably would have
broken my fucking neck.

1588
02:28:06,670 --> 02:28:10,340
So I'm yelling at her,
"Zoë, you almost killed me!"

1589
02:28:12,009 --> 02:28:16,096
So we laugh about it
and walk a little further,

1590
02:28:16,180 --> 02:28:18,724
and Zoë starts fuckin' around.

1591
02:28:18,807 --> 02:28:23,020
And damn if she doesn't
fall in the fucking ditch.

1592
02:28:24,438 --> 02:28:26,773
- Nice.
- Nice.

1593
02:28:26,857 --> 02:28:28,650
Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

1594
02:28:28,734 --> 02:28:32,613
I remember taking a step
and looking down.

1595
02:28:32,696 --> 02:28:35,991
Just as I'm thinking, "There's that
ditch Abbie was talking about."

1596
02:28:36,074 --> 02:28:38,535
Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch, you know.

1597
02:28:38,619 --> 02:28:42,331
- What happened?
- What, with Zoë the cat?

1598
02:28:42,414 --> 02:28:45,209
Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing

1599
02:28:45,292 --> 02:28:47,544
they would've had to helicopter me
out of there.

1600
02:28:47,628 --> 02:28:49,713
Zoë just lands on her feet.

1601
02:28:49,796 --> 02:28:54,051
But then, later, I started feeling
a little bad about myself.

1602
02:28:54,134 --> 02:28:59,139
Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing,
we're laughing about it.

1603
02:28:59,223 --> 02:29:01,433
If I fell in that fucking thing...

1604
02:29:01,516 --> 02:29:04,061
...I probably would have been
fucking paralyzed.

1605
02:29:04,144 --> 02:29:07,689
Honey, you can't think like that.
We all have our individual talents

1606
02:29:07,773 --> 02:29:09,691
and that just happens to be
one of Zoë's.

1607
02:29:09,775 --> 02:29:12,486
Well, physically speaking,

1608
02:29:12,569 --> 02:29:17,908
Zoë is amazing. I mean,
agility, reflexes, nimbleness.

1609
02:29:17,991 --> 02:29:21,078
There's few human beings that
can fuck with Zoë on that front.

1610
02:29:21,161 --> 02:29:23,664
- Kim, I like you, too.
- Aw...

1611
02:29:24,164 --> 02:29:28,585
Having said that, before you get
too envious of Zoë's prowess,

1612
02:29:28,669 --> 02:29:31,380
you're missing the most
important part of that story.

1613
02:29:31,463 --> 02:29:35,008
You didn't fall in the ditch. Zoë did.

1614
02:29:35,092 --> 02:29:38,762
Zoë even knew there was a ditch there
because you told her

1615
02:29:38,845 --> 02:29:40,973
and she still fell in.

1616
02:29:41,056 --> 02:29:44,226
So, Lee's right.
We all have our talents.

1617
02:29:44,309 --> 02:29:48,814
Hey, I resemble that remark.

1618
02:29:50,565 --> 02:29:52,859
So Kim, you still pack a roscoe?

1619
02:29:55,946 --> 02:29:57,948
Check it out, bitch.

1620
02:29:58,031 --> 02:30:00,492
- Ooh, nice one, mate.
- I noticed.

1621
02:30:00,575 --> 02:30:02,703
- What's a roscoe?
- Roscoe is a pistol.

1622
02:30:03,704 --> 02:30:05,872
- You carry a gun?
- Uh-huh.

1623
02:30:05,956 --> 02:30:07,749
You have a license to carry it?

1624
02:30:07,833 --> 02:30:12,337
Yeah, when I became a Secret Service
agent, they gave me a license.

1625
02:30:12,421 --> 02:30:14,548
Oh, I didn't know you were...

1626
02:30:16,925 --> 02:30:19,970
OK, I didn't say it, all right?
Stop looking at me, I didn't say it.

1627
02:30:20,053 --> 02:30:23,390
God. Did you know
Kim carried a gun?

1628
02:30:23,890 --> 02:30:28,228
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.

1629
02:30:28,312 --> 02:30:30,355
Do I know? Yes.

1630
02:30:30,439 --> 02:30:34,067
Look, I don't know what
futuristic utopia you live in,

1631
02:30:34,151 --> 02:30:36,987
but the world I live in,
a bitch need a gun.

1632
02:30:37,070 --> 02:30:41,700
You can't get around the fact that
people who carry guns tend to get shot

1633
02:30:41,783 --> 02:30:43,327
more than people who don't.

1634
02:30:43,410 --> 02:30:46,538
And you can't get around the fact
that if I go down to the laundry room

1635
02:30:46,621 --> 02:30:50,459
in my building at midnight enough times,
I might get my ass raped.

1636
02:30:50,542 --> 02:30:53,587
- Don't do your laundry at midnight.
- Fuck that, I want to do my laundry

1637
02:30:53,670 --> 02:30:55,839
whenever the fuck
I want to do my laundry.

1638
02:30:55,922 --> 02:30:58,967
There are other things
you can carry other than a gun.

1639
02:30:59,051 --> 02:31:00,385
Pepper spray.

1640
02:31:00,469 --> 02:31:04,514
Uh, a motherfucker try to rape me,
I don't want to give him a skin rash.

1641
02:31:04,598 --> 02:31:08,101
I wanna shut that nigga down.

1642
02:31:08,185 --> 02:31:10,604
How about a knife, at least?

1643
02:31:10,687 --> 02:31:13,774
Yeah, you know what happens
to motherfuckers who carry knives?

1644
02:31:14,858 --> 02:31:16,985
They get shot.

1645
02:31:17,069 --> 02:31:21,406
Look, if I ever become a famous actress,
I won't carry a gun.

1646
02:31:21,490 --> 02:31:23,992
I'll hire me a do-dirt-nigga
and he'll carry the gun.

1647
02:31:24,076 --> 02:31:25,911
And when shit goes down,
I'll sit back and laugh.

1648
02:31:25,994 --> 02:31:28,872
But until that day,
it's wild west, motherfucker.

1649
02:31:28,955 --> 02:31:32,626
So Zoë, you thought about
what you want to do first?

1650
02:31:33,668 --> 02:31:37,214
It just so happens,
I know exactly what I want to do.

1651
02:31:37,297 --> 02:31:40,884
Oh, really? And what would that be?

1652
02:31:40,967 --> 02:31:43,053
To me, there's no point
in being in America

1653
02:31:43,136 --> 02:31:45,389
unless you can drive
a Detroit muscle car.

1654
02:31:45,472 --> 02:31:49,768
And I want to drive a Dodge Challenger,
fuck me, swinging balls out.

1655
02:31:51,937 --> 02:31:55,107
Um... Well, I guess
we could talk to transpo.

1656
02:31:55,190 --> 02:31:57,901
But does it have to be
a Dodge Challenger?

1657
02:31:57,984 --> 02:32:03,115
Not just that, it has to be a 1970
Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine.

1658
02:32:06,243 --> 02:32:09,663
How in the fuck
do you expect to do that?

1659
02:32:09,746 --> 02:32:13,250
No worries, mate.
I've got it all worked out.

1660
02:32:13,333 --> 02:32:16,420
When I knew I was coming here,
I went online and found out

1661
02:32:16,503 --> 02:32:20,090
that the local paper here in Tennessee
is the Lebanon News Sentinel.

1662
02:32:20,173 --> 02:32:22,050
- So back home...
- I'm sorry. Where's home?

1663
02:32:22,134 --> 02:32:27,013
- Australia, right?
- What do you mean by that, mate?

1664
02:32:27,681 --> 02:32:31,059
Zoë's from New Zealand and you never,

1665
02:32:31,143 --> 02:32:34,729
I repeat, never call a Kiwi an Aussie.

1666
02:32:34,813 --> 02:32:37,441
That is, unless you want
your ass kicked.

1667
02:32:38,900 --> 02:32:41,820
I'm so sorry. I really am.

1668
02:32:41,903 --> 02:32:45,699
Oh, that's OK. We're just taking
the piss out of you, mate.

1669
02:32:47,033 --> 02:32:49,661
Auckland, to answer your question.

1670
02:32:50,203 --> 02:32:52,873
Anyway, I subscribed to
the local paper a month ago.

1671
02:32:52,956 --> 02:32:56,585
Now why in the fuck you want a local
redneck newspaper in New Zealand?

1672
02:32:56,668 --> 02:32:58,962
Pipe down and I'll tell you.

1673
02:32:59,045 --> 02:33:01,006
I've been getting
the paper for the last month

1674
02:33:01,089 --> 02:33:03,925
and I've been checking the classified
at the back looking at cars for sale.

1675
02:33:04,009 --> 02:33:07,304
So, as of yesterday, for sale,

1676
02:33:07,387 --> 02:33:10,474
in this town,
some dude is selling a stock

1677
02:33:10,557 --> 02:33:16,062
1970 Dodge Challenger with
a 440 engine and a white paint job.

1678
02:33:16,146 --> 02:33:18,315
And you want to buy it?

1679
02:33:19,065 --> 02:33:22,903
Kim, I may be stupid
but I'm not bloody stupid.

1680
02:33:22,986 --> 02:33:26,781
I want to say I want to buy it
so he'll let me test drive it.

1681
02:33:26,865 --> 02:33:30,285
A 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a white paint job?

1682
02:33:30,368 --> 02:33:31,703
Oh, Kowalski.

1683
02:33:31,786 --> 02:33:35,957
Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
Mate, it's a fucking classic.

1684
02:33:36,041 --> 02:33:38,126
If I can get this guy to let me
drive it without him,

1685
02:33:38,210 --> 02:33:40,962
I will blow the doors off that bitch.

1686
02:33:41,046 --> 02:33:42,756
What's Vanishing Point?

1687
02:33:43,924 --> 02:33:46,092
What's Vanishing Point?

1688
02:33:46,176 --> 02:33:48,970
Abs, I'm supposed to be
the illiterate one.

1689
02:33:49,054 --> 02:33:51,973
It's just one of the best American
movies ever made.

1690
02:33:52,057 --> 02:33:55,644
Actually, Zoë, most girls wouldn't
know Vanishing Point.

1691
02:33:56,853 --> 02:34:00,857
Excuse me, "most girls?"
What the fuck are you two?

1692
02:34:00,941 --> 02:34:04,277
Yeah, well, we're gearheads.
Of course we watched it.

1693
02:34:04,361 --> 02:34:06,530
Y'all grew up watching that
Pretty in Pink shit.

1694
02:34:06,613 --> 02:34:08,698
Oh, I like Pretty in Pink.

1695
02:34:09,449 --> 02:34:11,743
What, so you didn't watch
John Hughes movies?

1696
02:34:11,826 --> 02:34:15,830
Of course, I did. I'm a girl.
But I also watched car shit, too.

1697
02:34:15,914 --> 02:34:21,211
Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry,
Gone in 60 Seconds, the real one.

1698
02:34:21,294 --> 02:34:23,463
Not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.

1699
02:34:23,547 --> 02:34:25,173
We have an outdoor theater in Auckland

1700
02:34:25,257 --> 02:34:28,134
that plays Vanishing Point,
Big Wednesday,

1701
02:34:28,218 --> 02:34:30,720
all the classics.

1702
02:34:46,319 --> 02:34:48,071
What do you horny gals want?

1703
02:34:51,950 --> 02:34:55,161
Yeah, you got a 1970
Dodge Challenger for sale?

1704
02:34:55,245 --> 02:34:57,205
Right up here, ladies.

1705
02:35:11,303 --> 02:35:17,100
- This shit is off the fuckin' hook.
- Fuckin' legendary, mate.

1706
02:35:19,477 --> 02:35:22,272
Sweet as.
Well, if you'll excuse me for a moment,

1707
02:35:22,355 --> 02:35:24,441
I'd like to have a word alone
with my business associate.

1708
02:35:24,524 --> 02:35:27,068
- You ladies take your time.
- OK.

1709
02:35:29,362 --> 02:35:30,822
Mmm.

1710
02:35:32,782 --> 02:35:35,785
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.

1711
02:35:35,869 --> 02:35:38,580
I intend to. But first,
I need to ask you something.

1712
02:35:38,663 --> 02:35:39,956
What?

1713
02:35:40,040 --> 02:35:44,961
If he let's us take it out on our own,
I want to play Ship's Mast.

1714
02:35:45,045 --> 02:35:46,963
- Oh, hell no!
- Will you keep it down?

1715
02:35:47,047 --> 02:35:49,299
- Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast.
- For Christ's sake...

1716
02:35:49,382 --> 02:35:51,134
- Don't blaspheme.
- Sorry.

1717
02:35:51,217 --> 02:35:54,262
Now, what did you say
after the last time?

1718
02:35:54,346 --> 02:35:57,140
- Look, I know what I said.
- What did you say?

1719
02:35:57,223 --> 02:35:58,850
I know I said we shouldn't
do this again...

1720
02:35:58,933 --> 02:36:01,603
No, you didn't say we shouldn't.
You said we ain't ever

1721
02:36:01,686 --> 02:36:03,188
- gonna to do that again.
- But...

1722
02:36:03,271 --> 02:36:07,609
"But," my ass! You said, not only are
we never gonna play Ship's Mast again,

1723
02:36:07,692 --> 02:36:10,612
but you also said, if you ever do
what you're trying to do now,

1724
02:36:10,695 --> 02:36:11,863
to not only refuse,

1725
02:36:11,946 --> 02:36:15,742
but that I had permission to physically
restrain your ass if necessary.

1726
02:36:15,825 --> 02:36:18,078
Now, did you or did you not say that?

1727
02:36:18,161 --> 02:36:19,788
- Well...
- No, no, no, no.

1728
02:36:19,871 --> 02:36:23,458
Answer the question, motherfucker.
Did you or did you not say that?

1729
02:36:23,541 --> 02:36:27,253
- Yes, I said that, however...
- Whatever with your "however."

1730
02:36:29,089 --> 02:36:31,299
I know I said it,
and I know I meant it.

1731
02:36:31,383 --> 02:36:32,425
Damn skippy, you meant it.

1732
02:36:32,509 --> 02:36:35,303
But when I said it,
I didn't mean in America.

1733
02:36:35,387 --> 02:36:37,097
- Oh, nigga, please!
- Really.

1734
02:36:37,180 --> 02:36:41,393
I meant we should never play Ship's Mast
again in New Zealand and Australia.

1735
02:36:41,476 --> 02:36:43,812
You are such a liar.

1736
02:36:43,895 --> 02:36:46,439
Look, I know what I said when I said it.

1737
02:36:46,523 --> 02:36:48,817
But when I said it, I didn't know
I'd ever come to America.

1738
02:36:48,900 --> 02:36:51,695
And when I said it, if I had of known
I was gonna come to America,

1739
02:36:51,778 --> 02:36:54,030
and have the opportunity
to play Ship's Mast on the fucking

1740
02:36:54,114 --> 02:36:58,243
Vanishing Point Challenger,
I would have added a "however."

1741
02:36:59,119 --> 02:37:00,578
Right?

1742
02:37:05,625 --> 02:37:08,378
OK, oddly enough,
I actually understood that.

1743
02:37:08,461 --> 02:37:10,004
However...

1744
02:37:10,088 --> 02:37:12,757
Just because you talked yourself
into some stupid shit,

1745
02:37:12,841 --> 02:37:15,093
doesn't mean I have lost
my goddamn mind.

1746
02:37:15,176 --> 02:37:18,596
You need two people
to play Ship's Mast and I ain't playing.

1747
02:37:26,479 --> 02:37:27,897
I'll be your best friend.

1748
02:37:27,981 --> 02:37:30,984
I don't need me no best friend who
lives on the other side of planet Earth.

1749
02:37:31,818 --> 02:37:34,738
- I'll crack your back.
- You'll crack it anyway.

1750
02:37:34,821 --> 02:37:37,240
Well, of course,
I'll crack it anyway.

1751
02:37:37,323 --> 02:37:41,244
But now, while I'm here,
I'll be your back-cracking slave.

1752
02:37:41,327 --> 02:37:43,955
Whenever you want it, you got it.
You don't even have to ask for it.

1753
02:37:44,038 --> 02:37:45,290
You just order me to do it.

1754
02:37:45,373 --> 02:37:48,001
Just be like,
"Bitch get over here and get busy."

1755
02:37:53,089 --> 02:37:55,675
So... We're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him.

1756
02:37:55,759 --> 02:37:58,928
If he does, you wait here with Lee
and we'll be back in a moment.

1757
02:37:59,512 --> 02:38:00,513
What?

1758
02:38:00,597 --> 02:38:03,516
I said, we're gonna see if this guy will
let us take the car out without him...

1759
02:38:03,600 --> 02:38:08,480
I heard what you said.
I just can't believe what you said.

1760
02:38:09,856 --> 02:38:11,566
You know, you two got
some fuckin' balls.

1761
02:38:11,649 --> 02:38:14,819
- What?
- Don't play dumb ass with me.

1762
02:38:14,903 --> 02:38:19,824
I've been up all night, I'm still a
little drunk, and I have a hangover.

1763
02:38:19,908 --> 02:38:23,161
I should be in my hotel room asleep.
Not fucking around here on tobacco road,

1764
02:38:23,244 --> 02:38:27,290
but because Zoë wanted to drive some
fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.

1765
02:38:27,373 --> 02:38:28,958
Now you two got the balls to ask me...

1766
02:38:29,042 --> 02:38:33,004
No, scratch that, tell me,
I gotta go make conversation

1767
02:38:33,087 --> 02:38:35,590
with Tom Joad while the cool kids
get to go out and play?

1768
02:38:35,673 --> 02:38:37,634
Bullshit on that.

1769
02:38:37,717 --> 02:38:39,928
- It ain't like that.
- Then what's it like, Kim?

1770
02:38:40,011 --> 02:38:44,015
You guys are our collateral.
He's never gonna go for it if we all go.

1771
02:38:44,098 --> 02:38:47,602
I really think one human being
will be collateral enough.

1772
02:38:48,686 --> 02:38:50,647
You're not gonna want to do
what we're doing.

1773
02:38:50,730 --> 02:38:52,482
What? To drive a car?

1774
02:38:52,565 --> 02:38:55,985
- We're doing more than that.
- What? Drive it fast?

1775
02:38:56,069 --> 02:38:58,655
We're doing more than that.

1776
02:38:58,738 --> 02:39:03,451
Actually, we're paying you a compliment,
because we're gonna do some stupid shit.

1777
02:39:05,578 --> 02:39:07,831
But that's OK. We're stunt people,
we ain't got good sense.

1778
02:39:07,914 --> 02:39:10,208
But you got good sense.
And anyone with good sense

1779
02:39:10,291 --> 02:39:13,461
- ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing.
- How do you know I don't wanna do it?

1780
02:39:13,545 --> 02:39:16,965
- 'Cause you're a mom.
- Yeah.

1781
02:39:19,008 --> 02:39:23,388
You know, we're supposed to be
this big posse, but that's the excuse

1782
02:39:23,471 --> 02:39:26,391
you guys use whenever
you want to exclude me from something.

1783
02:39:26,474 --> 02:39:29,394
So, what is it you two
daredevils are doing

1784
02:39:29,477 --> 02:39:33,731
that I'm just so uncool
I couldn't possibly understand.

1785
02:39:33,815 --> 02:39:37,443
You know, we're kind of conning this
guy so maybe it's best

1786
02:39:37,527 --> 02:39:40,029
if we don't go into detail about it
while he's watching us.

1787
02:39:40,113 --> 02:39:44,868
Besides, he's probably not gonna
let us do it anyway.

1788
02:39:47,829 --> 02:39:51,666
OK, how about this?

1789
02:39:51,749 --> 02:39:54,919
I'll talk him into it.
But if I talk him into it, I go along.

1790
02:39:56,212 --> 02:39:59,382
- How are you gonna do that?
- Ah! That's my problem.

1791
02:39:59,465 --> 02:40:03,720
But don't worry.
He'll say yes.

1792
02:40:03,803 --> 02:40:07,473
- What are you gonna do, blow him?
- No!

1793
02:40:08,600 --> 02:40:11,060
I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's
gonna blow him.

1794
02:40:15,106 --> 02:40:17,108
That's a good one.

1795
02:40:17,191 --> 02:40:20,904
Not really. But let me handle it.

1796
02:40:21,696 --> 02:40:22,697
We got a deal?

1797
02:40:26,951 --> 02:40:28,494
OK, mommy, listen up.

1798
02:40:29,287 --> 02:40:32,373
You wanna hang with the cool kids,
you've got to be cool.

1799
02:40:32,457 --> 02:40:35,001
We take you along, you don't say shit.
You don't even say crap.

1800
02:40:35,084 --> 02:40:37,253
You just sit in the back and I don't
want to hear a peep out of your ass.

1801
02:40:37,337 --> 02:40:38,755
- You understand?
- Got it.

1802
02:40:38,838 --> 02:40:41,925
I'm serious. You start nagging us, we're
pulling over to the side of the road

1803
02:40:42,008 --> 02:40:43,676
kicking your ass out
and picking you up later.

1804
02:40:44,260 --> 02:40:45,595
Agreed.

1805
02:40:49,140 --> 02:40:50,516
OK.

1806
02:40:50,600 --> 02:40:52,060
Go work your magic.

1807
02:40:58,691 --> 02:41:00,485
- Hello, sir.
- Hello.

1808
02:41:00,568 --> 02:41:01,986
- What's your name?
- Jasper.

1809
02:41:02,070 --> 02:41:04,364
- Hello, Jasper. I'm Abernathy.
- Aber-what?

1810
02:41:04,447 --> 02:41:06,366
- Abernathy.
- What's your first name?

1811
02:41:06,449 --> 02:41:09,160
- That is my first name.
- What kind of first name is that?

1812
02:41:09,243 --> 02:41:12,997
- You know what? Just call me Abbie.
- OK, Abbie.

1813
02:41:14,082 --> 02:41:17,669
Jasper, we were wondering if my friends
and I could take the car out

1814
02:41:17,752 --> 02:41:20,880
for a little test drive out on our own.
Just to see if we're comfortable in it.

1815
02:41:20,964 --> 02:41:22,715
Why would I do something
stupid like that?

1816
02:41:22,799 --> 02:41:25,093
To better sell your automobile.

1817
02:41:25,176 --> 02:41:27,387
How do I know y'all
ain't just gonna steal it?

1818
02:41:27,470 --> 02:41:29,514
Four reasons, actually.

1819
02:41:29,597 --> 02:41:34,394
One, we're not thieves.
Two, that would be rude.

1820
02:41:34,477 --> 02:41:37,814
Three, we're staying at the Days Inn
in town, you can call the hotel,

1821
02:41:37,897 --> 02:41:40,441
check with management.
We're registered for the next month.

1822
02:41:40,525 --> 02:41:44,946
Actually, Zoë is not, but Kim and I are.
So, we're totally track down-able.

1823
02:41:45,029 --> 02:41:47,115
Who's Kim? The colored girl?

1824
02:41:48,157 --> 02:41:52,662
Yes, Kim would be the girl of color.
And reason number four,

1825
02:41:52,745 --> 02:41:56,874
and the most important, while we're
taking the car out for a little spin,

1826
02:41:56,958 --> 02:41:59,919
that'll give you a better opportunity
to get acquainted

1827
02:42:00,003 --> 02:42:03,006
with our other friend, Lee.

1828
02:42:06,843 --> 02:42:08,845
Why does she look kinda familiar?

1829
02:42:08,928 --> 02:42:11,848
That would be because
she's a famous actress.

1830
02:42:14,267 --> 02:42:15,560
Why's she dressed like that?

1831
02:42:15,643 --> 02:42:18,646
Well, you see, we're making
a Hollywood movie in town,

1832
02:42:18,730 --> 02:42:22,066
and it's a cheerleader movie,
and she's one of the cheerleaders.

1833
02:42:22,150 --> 02:42:25,903
- What's a cheerleader movie?
- A movie about cheerleaders.

1834
02:42:26,654 --> 02:42:27,864
Is it a porno movie?

1835
02:42:29,532 --> 02:42:32,285
Yes, it is.

1836
02:42:32,368 --> 02:42:35,621
But, don't mention it. She's shy.

1837
02:42:39,876 --> 02:42:42,962
Lee, this is Jasper.
Jasper, Lee.

1838
02:42:43,046 --> 02:42:45,214
You two kids stay out of trouble.

1839
02:42:45,298 --> 02:42:48,384
Hey, good-looking!
Be back to pick you up later!

1840
02:42:48,468 --> 02:42:49,886
Ta-ta.

1841
02:43:00,063 --> 02:43:01,272
Gulp.

1842
02:43:16,329 --> 02:43:18,414
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

1843
02:43:19,373 --> 02:43:22,210
- I think I'm thinking it.
- What are you and you thinking?

1844
02:43:22,293 --> 02:43:25,671
I'm thinking we told your ass
to shut the fuck up.

1845
02:43:28,382 --> 02:43:30,426
- Where are y'all going?
- You stay put.

1846
02:43:30,510 --> 02:43:31,844
I got to take a...

1847
02:43:49,195 --> 02:43:50,863
So you ready to do this?

1848
02:43:52,365 --> 02:43:53,908
You sure?

1849
02:43:53,991 --> 02:43:57,161
Well, I always don't want to do it
right before I'm gonna do it.

1850
02:43:57,245 --> 02:43:58,246
You know what I mean?

1851
02:43:58,329 --> 02:44:00,748
Yeah, I know what you mean.
'Cause I don't want to do it.

1852
02:44:00,832 --> 02:44:02,959
- Kim.
- I'm just saying.

1853
02:44:03,042 --> 02:44:06,420
- If you're gonna take the piss out...
- I'm just saying.

1854
02:44:08,089 --> 02:44:10,049
You wanna start out on top?

1855
02:44:11,050 --> 02:44:14,887
It practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.

1856
02:44:19,684 --> 02:44:20,893
Here are your gloves.

1857
02:44:28,067 --> 02:44:31,028
No, no, no, no.
I'm wearing the jacket.

1858
02:44:31,112 --> 02:44:32,613
This is my jacket.

1859
02:44:32,697 --> 02:44:36,909
Um... Ain't you supposed to be
my slave or some shit?

1860
02:44:36,993 --> 02:44:37,994
Give it.

1861
02:44:38,077 --> 02:44:40,496
I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet.

1862
02:44:40,580 --> 02:44:42,790
Bonnet, my ass. You're on the hood.

1863
02:44:52,091 --> 02:44:54,385
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.

1864
02:44:54,468 --> 02:44:56,929
- Give me your belt.
- Oh.

1865
02:45:00,433 --> 02:45:02,226
This is my cute shit.

1866
02:45:03,436 --> 02:45:06,105
Well... Fuck that.
Get Abernathy's belt.

1867
02:45:07,190 --> 02:45:09,150
Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt.

1868
02:45:14,447 --> 02:45:16,490
- Give me your belt.
- No.

1869
02:45:16,574 --> 02:45:18,951
- Prada.
- Come on. Give her the belt.

1870
02:45:19,035 --> 02:45:22,955
- Magic word.
- Please. Give her the belt.

1871
02:45:23,748 --> 02:45:25,583
Just cause you asked nicely.

1872
02:45:28,211 --> 02:45:29,921
It's nice to be nice, Kim.

1873
02:45:30,796 --> 02:45:33,049
- Whatever.
- You know what?

1874
02:45:33,132 --> 02:45:36,260
Don't even fucking think about asking me
next time you want me to do your hair.

1875
02:45:36,344 --> 02:45:38,679
- Your ass gonna do it.
- Yeah, you'll ask pretty please, bitch.

1876
02:45:38,763 --> 02:45:40,681
'Cause that's what you do
when no one else is looking.

1877
02:45:40,765 --> 02:45:42,767
You ain't that fucking hard.
I ain't getting that shit.

1878
02:45:42,850 --> 02:45:45,436
Abernathy, don't get on
my nerves right now.

1879
02:45:45,519 --> 02:45:46,687
I got shit on my mind.

1880
02:45:46,771 --> 02:45:50,441
Ooh! You know, I ain't six.

1881
02:46:03,829 --> 02:46:05,790
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?

1882
02:46:05,873 --> 02:46:07,333
No.

1883
02:46:08,584 --> 02:46:11,295
Hey, Abernathy.
Check this out.

1884
02:46:23,182 --> 02:46:24,850
What the fuck are you guys doing?

1885
02:46:34,193 --> 02:46:35,653
What does that mean?

1886
02:46:37,863 --> 02:46:39,448
Whoa!

1887
02:46:44,078 --> 02:46:46,622
Faster, you black bitch, faster!

1888
02:46:54,839 --> 02:46:56,924
That fast enough for your bony ass?

1889
02:46:57,008 --> 02:46:58,676
Woo-hoo!

1890
02:46:59,218 --> 02:47:02,138
Whoa!

1891
02:47:04,807 --> 02:47:07,351
Abernathy, get your ass up here.

1892
02:47:15,151 --> 02:47:16,736
All righty.

1893
02:47:16,819 --> 02:47:19,655
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1894
02:47:33,002 --> 02:47:35,671
Check it out bitch.
You want it fucking faster?

1895
02:48:51,205 --> 02:48:54,875
- Oh, my God!
- What the fuck? Shit!

1896
02:48:57,503 --> 02:48:59,630
Zoë!

1897
02:49:00,923 --> 02:49:01,924
Damn it!

1898
02:49:10,891 --> 02:49:13,269
Now!

1899
02:49:13,352 --> 02:49:17,940
- Did you do something to him?
- Nothing! Nothing! Shit!

1900
02:49:18,023 --> 02:49:20,985
- Shit! Here he comes!
- Zoë! Fuck!

1901
02:49:23,237 --> 02:49:24,488
- Shit!
- Shit! Oh, shit!

1902
02:49:26,866 --> 02:49:29,243
- Hold on, Zoë!
- Whoa!

1903
02:49:29,326 --> 02:49:31,829
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Zoë!

1904
02:49:37,084 --> 02:49:39,545
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Zoë!

1905
02:49:39,628 --> 02:49:41,839
- Whoa!
- Zoë!

1906
02:49:46,135 --> 02:49:48,220
Fuck you, motherfucker!
Fuck you!

1907
02:49:49,054 --> 02:49:51,474
Zoë! Zoë!

1908
02:49:52,391 --> 02:49:55,853
- I'm sorry I called you a black bitch.
- I forgive you. Hold the fuck on.

1909
02:49:55,936 --> 02:49:58,063
Whoa! Get away!

1910
02:50:00,399 --> 02:50:03,068
Oh, shit! I can't fucking see!
I can't see!

1911
02:50:03,152 --> 02:50:05,112
Zoë, move your legs!

1912
02:50:07,531 --> 02:50:08,949
Fuck you!

1913
02:50:09,158 --> 02:50:11,243
Come on, come on!

1914
02:50:13,954 --> 02:50:15,789
Redneck lunatic bastard!

1915
02:50:15,873 --> 02:50:17,249
Get away from me!

1916
02:50:17,333 --> 02:50:19,793
- Watch your fucking legs!
- Baby, just hold on.

1917
02:50:19,877 --> 02:50:21,712
Zoë!

1918
02:50:22,296 --> 02:50:24,507
- Fuck you!
- Oh, my God!

1919
02:50:24,590 --> 02:50:26,258
Come on, come on!

1920
02:50:29,595 --> 02:50:31,597
Fucking get away from me!

1921
02:50:35,226 --> 02:50:38,062
Oh, shit! I'm scared Kim,
I'm really scared.

1922
02:50:38,145 --> 02:50:39,605
I know, baby, just hold on.

1923
02:50:40,397 --> 02:50:41,524
Watch your feet!

1924
02:50:43,776 --> 02:50:46,987
- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot?
- You fucking son of a bitch.

1925
02:50:48,781 --> 02:50:52,952
- Suck on this for a while, bitch!
- Motherfucker!

1926
02:50:53,702 --> 02:50:55,162
Zoë!

1927
02:50:55,246 --> 02:50:56,914
Goddamn it!

1928
02:51:21,355 --> 02:51:23,023
- He's coming up!
- Oh, my God.

1929
02:51:23,107 --> 02:51:24,900
Get away from us, you cocksucker!

1930
02:51:24,984 --> 02:51:26,443
Leave us alone!

1931
02:51:26,527 --> 02:51:29,822
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
- Put your foot down!

1932
02:51:34,118 --> 02:51:37,204
Zoë! Zoë!

1933
02:51:37,288 --> 02:51:39,957
Hold on!

1934
02:52:02,062 --> 02:52:03,355
Zoë! Zoë!

1935
02:52:12,114 --> 02:52:13,657
Look out!

1936
02:52:41,226 --> 02:52:43,854
Get ready to fly, bitch!

1937
02:52:47,816 --> 02:52:49,443
- Zoë!
- Zoë! Hold on!

1938
02:52:56,575 --> 02:52:59,244
He's right on your ass!
He's right on your fucking ass!

1939
02:53:13,926 --> 02:53:16,595
Hey!

1940
02:53:16,679 --> 02:53:20,599
Hey! Ladies, that was fun!

1941
02:53:24,895 --> 02:53:27,356
Well, adios!

1942
02:53:27,439 --> 02:53:29,775
Ow, fuck!

1943
02:53:31,151 --> 02:53:34,279
Shit! Fuck!

1944
02:53:35,447 --> 02:53:40,160
Run away with your ass!
You better run, motherfucker!

1945
02:53:46,458 --> 02:53:47,793
Bitch!

1946
02:54:03,225 --> 02:54:04,309
I'm OK!

1947
02:54:04,393 --> 02:54:07,688
Oh, shit! Goddamn it!

1948
02:54:07,771 --> 02:54:10,399
Oh, you fucking bitch!

1949
02:54:10,482 --> 02:54:14,069
Of course you are. Of course you are.
What was I thinking?

1950
02:54:15,779 --> 02:54:18,282
What was I thinking?
Zoë, the fucking cat!

1951
02:54:22,494 --> 02:54:24,329
Whew! That was a close one.

1952
02:54:28,459 --> 02:54:30,627
You guys look like shit.

1953
02:54:30,711 --> 02:54:31,754
Who died?

1954
02:54:33,213 --> 02:54:35,841
That's it!

1955
02:54:36,675 --> 02:54:38,719
Zoë, are you OK?

1956
02:54:39,511 --> 02:54:41,722
Well, I'm gonna have
a hell of a bruise on my bum,

1957
02:54:41,805 --> 02:54:44,433
but aside from that, I'll be sweet.

1958
02:54:47,811 --> 02:54:50,564
So, where's the maniac?

1959
02:54:51,190 --> 02:54:53,984
I shot him and his punk ass sped off.

1960
02:54:55,527 --> 02:54:58,989
- You wanna go get him?
- Oh, hell yeah!

1961
02:54:59,072 --> 02:55:02,534
Honey, I think you might
want to get out.

1962
02:55:04,077 --> 02:55:08,624
Fuck that shit. Let's kill this bastard.

1963
02:55:11,251 --> 02:55:13,128
OK, get your ass in the back,
let's go.

1964
02:55:15,422 --> 02:55:17,049
Fuck this motherfucker!

1965
02:55:19,134 --> 02:55:20,636
- Wait...
- Where the fuck you going?

1966
02:55:20,719 --> 02:55:22,054
I'll be back.

1967
02:55:30,270 --> 02:55:32,731
Yeah, that'll smart. Sweet, let's go.

1968
02:55:32,815 --> 02:55:36,485
Oh, fuck yeah, bitch. Come on.
Bring that shit.

1969
02:55:38,904 --> 02:55:40,322
Giddy up, girl!

1970
02:55:48,205 --> 02:55:50,165
Yeah!

1971
02:56:33,584 --> 02:56:37,254
Come on!

1972
02:56:45,888 --> 02:56:48,932
Oh, why? Oh, no!

1973
02:56:55,022 --> 02:56:58,358
Oh, do it! Do it!

1974
02:56:59,067 --> 02:57:00,569
Do it!

1975
02:57:05,949 --> 02:57:08,660
Oh, no!

1976
02:57:08,952 --> 02:57:12,581
No, no, no! No! God...

1977
02:57:13,457 --> 02:57:16,251
All right. Get it together.

1978
02:57:16,335 --> 02:57:20,505
Get, get... What are you...
What are you... What are you gonna do?

1979
02:57:27,179 --> 02:57:30,098
Kick his ass, Zoë!
Kick his motherfucking ass!

1980
02:57:30,182 --> 02:57:32,851
- Hey! Now I wanna play!
- Go away!

1981
02:57:32,935 --> 02:57:35,228
Fucking fuck you!

1982
02:57:35,312 --> 02:57:37,439
Where do you think you're
fucking going?

1983
02:57:42,152 --> 02:57:43,695
Come here, you...!

1984
02:57:50,577 --> 02:57:51,954
Go!

1985
02:57:58,585 --> 02:58:02,798
I'm not done with your ass now,
motherfucker. I love your ass!

1986
02:58:08,095 --> 02:58:10,055
Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me?

1987
02:58:11,723 --> 02:58:16,103
Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you,
you redneck lunatic bastard.

1988
02:58:17,479 --> 02:58:21,775
Oh, yeah, bitch. I'm gonna bust a nut
up in this bitch right now!

1989
02:58:23,777 --> 02:58:26,905
I'm the horniest motherfucker
on the road!

1990
02:58:28,573 --> 02:58:30,325
Boo-yah, bitch!

1991
02:58:31,076 --> 02:58:32,244
Ah!

1992
02:58:35,747 --> 02:58:38,333
Did you just hit a boat?

1993
02:58:41,461 --> 02:58:42,754
Now, get him! Get him!

1994
02:58:42,838 --> 02:58:45,132
Now! Now! Now!
Get him! Get him!

1995
02:58:45,215 --> 02:58:48,218
Forget about the cows, motherfucker!
Move, motherfucker! Move!

1996
02:58:50,012 --> 02:58:51,471
Motherfucker!

1997
02:58:51,555 --> 02:58:54,391
I'm about to bust a nut
up in this bitch, motherfucker!

1998
02:59:03,608 --> 02:59:05,736
Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!

1999
02:59:11,783 --> 02:59:14,286
Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass!
Tappin' it, tappin' it, tappin' it!

2000
02:59:21,877 --> 02:59:23,003
Son of a bitch!

2001
02:59:38,393 --> 02:59:40,854
Oh, you know I can't let you go...

2002
02:59:41,980 --> 02:59:44,608
...without tapping that ass.

2003
02:59:45,233 --> 02:59:46,443
Oh, fuck me!

2004
02:59:46,610 --> 02:59:48,320
- One...
- Kim?

2005
02:59:48,403 --> 02:59:50,405
- ...more...
- Kim?

2006
02:59:50,489 --> 02:59:51,948
...time!

2007
02:59:52,032 --> 02:59:53,325
Boo-yah!

2008
02:59:59,247 --> 03:00:01,583
That's what I'm talking about, bitch!

2009
03:01:02,352 --> 03:01:04,396
Oh, come on!

2010
03:01:44,186 --> 03:01:47,272
Come on!

2011
03:01:47,355 --> 03:01:51,026
You thought you lost us!
We're back, motherfucker! We're back!

2012
03:01:51,109 --> 03:01:53,153
Who's laughing now bitch?

2013
03:01:55,780 --> 03:01:56,823
Shit!

2014
03:02:00,452 --> 03:02:01,453
Come on!

2015
03:02:02,537 --> 03:02:06,708
Here's Cha Cha!

2016
03:02:06,791 --> 03:02:09,044
You miss us, you lunatic bastard?!

2017
03:02:09,127 --> 03:02:11,046
- I'm sorry!
- What?

2018
03:02:11,129 --> 03:02:13,840
I didn't... I didn't mean anything.

2019
03:02:13,924 --> 03:02:15,926
I was just playing around.

2020
03:02:16,009 --> 03:02:20,055
- Oh, he was just playing around.
- He was just playing.

2021
03:02:20,138 --> 03:02:22,474
Well, I ain't playing with you.

2022
03:02:27,896 --> 03:02:30,982
Oh, look out! Look out!
Look out!

2023
03:02:38,448 --> 03:02:41,451
- What's your sign?
- Cancer!

2024
03:02:46,665 --> 03:02:47,707
Come on!

2025
03:02:47,791 --> 03:02:50,085
Don't run.
Don't run, motherfucker! Don't run!

2026
03:02:50,168 --> 03:02:51,169
Shit!

2027
03:03:01,096 --> 03:03:04,015
Yeah!

2028
03:03:07,352 --> 03:03:08,687
Yeah!

2029
03:03:09,479 --> 03:03:12,774
Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time!

2030
03:03:27,747 --> 03:03:30,458
- Yeah, you go.
- Just go, go, go, go!

2031
03:03:32,460 --> 03:03:35,463
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.

2032
03:03:35,547 --> 03:03:39,050
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.

2033
03:03:39,134 --> 03:03:40,427
Please don't dead-end.

2034
03:03:40,510 --> 03:03:43,805
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.

2035
03:03:43,888 --> 03:03:45,223
Please don't dead-end.

2036
03:03:45,307 --> 03:03:47,100
Oh, there the motherfucker is!

2037
03:03:47,183 --> 03:03:49,060
- Go, go, go!
- Get him! Get him! Get him!

2038
03:04:05,785 --> 03:04:09,706
Help me!

2039
03:04:10,290 --> 03:04:14,669
Help me!

2040
03:04:20,592 --> 03:04:23,345
- Be careful! My right arm's broken!
- This one?

2041
03:04:26,348 --> 03:04:27,349
That's right, bitch.

2042
03:04:27,432 --> 03:04:28,892
You want some?

2043
03:04:28,975 --> 03:04:31,394
- Come on, motherfucker!
- My fuckin' ass!

2044
03:04:35,190 --> 03:04:36,941
Piece of shit!

2045
03:04:40,403 --> 03:04:42,405
Bitch!

2046
03:04:46,159 --> 03:04:47,494
Motherfucker!

2047
03:04:48,370 --> 03:04:49,704
Motherfucker!

2048
03:04:54,709 --> 03:04:55,919
Asshole!