1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:04,072 [PIANO PLAYING "AS TIME GOES BY"] 2 00:00:04,138 --> 00:00:06,274 [ORCHESTRA JOINS IN, MUSIC SWELLS] 3 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,446 [SONG CONCLUDES WITH A FLOURISH] 4 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:20,621 * I'VE BEEN CHEATED * 5 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:24,125 * BEEN MISTREATED * 6 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:29,763 * WHEN WILL I BE LOVED? * 7 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:35,136 * I'VE BEEN PUT DOWN * 8 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:38,839 * I'VE BEEN PUSHED 'ROUND * 9 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:44,378 * WHEN WILL I BE LOVED? * 10 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:49,717 * WHEN I FIND A NEW MAN * 11 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,686 * THAT I WANT FOR MINE * 12 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,422 * HE ALWAYS BREAKS * 13 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,157 * MY HEART IN TWO... * 14 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:58,192 THE BEST PLACE TO MEET A GUY IS AT THE SUPERMARKET. 15 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,893 YOU DON'T NEED TO WASTE A LOT OF TIME THERE, EITHER. 16 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,396 YOU SEE A GUY HOLDING A LIST, YOU KNOW HE'S MARRIED. 17 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:05,733 HE'S IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION CARRYING A SMALL BASKET, 18 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,135 HE'S SINGLE. 19 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:08,736 I LIKE TO HANG OUT BY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. 20 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,439 THERE'S A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING A GUY WHO'S HEALTHY. 21 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:14,108 PROBABLY THE BEST PLACE IS HOME DEPOT, 22 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,076 OR ANY HARDWARE STORE. 23 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,279 YOU JUST WALK UP TO THE CUTEST GUY 24 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:21,249 AND SAY, "OH, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET NAILED? 25 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,950 [LAUGHS] "I MEAN, NAILS? 26 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:26,354 UH, PARDON ME, I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL AFTERNOON." 27 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:30,358 AND THAT WAY, HE KNOWS, ONE, THAT YOU'RE EASY, 28 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,626 AND TWO, THAT YOU LIKE TO DRINK. 29 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:35,028 I THOUGHT A GREAT PLACE TO MEET GIRLS WOULD BE NIGHT SCHOOL. 30 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,498 YOU KNOW, WHERE THEY TEACH ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE. 31 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:39,900 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE THESE GIRLS WOULD BE FROM FOREIGN LANDS 32 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,170 AND, YOU KNOW, MAYBE STILL A LITTLE DISORIENTED 33 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:44,972 FROM THE JOURNEY, AND I WOULD LOOK ATTRACTIVE 34 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,841 BECAUSE I SPEAK ENGLISH VERY GOOD. 35 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:50,844 BUT IN THE END, IT DID NOT WORK OUT AS I HAD HOPED. 36 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:55,383 I MEAN, BASICALLY, I WAS TOLD TO TAKE A HIKE IN 14 LANGUAGES. 37 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,050 WHERE DO YOU MEET PEOPLE? 38 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,887 I DON'T KNOW. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. 39 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,256 WHY, IS THERE A PROBLEM? 40 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:08,028 * WHEN WILL I BE LOVED? * 41 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,397 NO. 42 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,165 NO WAY. I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH THIS GUY. 43 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,433 JUST CALL HIM. 44 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,368 SAY, "HELLO." HE'S IN MY BOOK CLUB. 45 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:15,736 WHY IS THERE A WOMAN IN THIS PICTURE? 46 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,738 IT'S HIS WIFE. THEY'RE SEPARATED, 47 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,940 BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF PHOTOSHOPPING HER OUT 48 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,108 IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED. 49 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,743 THEY ARE IN HAWAII. 50 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,345 I BELIEVE IT'S THE FOUR SEASONS. 51 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,113 THIS COULD BE YOU IN THE PHOTOGRAPH. 52 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,615 ALOHA. 53 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,116 ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 54 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,117 Woman: YEAH, I'VE GOT A PICTURE, TOO. 55 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,185 Man: ME, TOO. 56 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,186 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE ALL HERE? 57 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,254 THE WHOLE FAMILY? 58 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:34,988 EVERYONE HAS A PICTURE FOR ME? 59 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,390 THIS IS AN INTERVENTION, SARAH. 60 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:37,758 THIS GUY'S GREAT. 61 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,260 A BEAUTIFUL GIRL LIKE YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE UP. 62 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:40,961 THERE'S LIFE AFTER DIVORCE, YOU KNOW. 63 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:43,364 YOU WERE MARRIED TO THE SAME WOMAN FOR 45 YEARS, DAD. 64 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,898 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DIVORCE? 65 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:45,966 THIS GUY'S MY BOSS. BE NICE. 66 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,368 PRECIOUS LITTLE, I ADMIT. 67 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:50,137 OH, THE BLACK SPECTER OF TWO LIVES TORN ASUNDER. 68 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,138 NOT HELPING, DAD. 69 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,240 I WISH YOUR SAINTED MOTHER 70 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,041 WERE HERE, GOD REST HER SOUL. 71 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,409 SHE'D KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 72 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,044 PUT ON ANOTHER POT OF TEA, 73 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,312 THAT'S WHAT SHE'D SAY. 74 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,381 THE IRISH ANSWER TO ALL PROBLEMS. 75 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,450 WELL, IT WORKED MOST OF THE TIME. 76 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,252 WHO IS THIS? I HAVE NO IDEA, 77 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,420 BUT IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, I'LL GOOGLE HIM. 78 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,855 IS THIS IT FOR FOOD IN THIS HOUSE? 79 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,022 LIKE, EIGHT CRACKERS. 80 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:12,025 AND WHAT ARE THESE? ARE THESE BANANAS? 81 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,193 I THINK THEY WERE AT ONE TIME. 82 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,528 I'LL TAKE ONE. 83 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,230 I GUESS I FORGOT TO SHOP THIS MONTH. 84 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,531 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SIS? 85 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,633 I MEAN, REALLY, IT'S BEEN EIGHT MONTHS. 86 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,402 DAD'S "GIVING UP" IDEA SOUNDS INTRIGUING. 87 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,003 I COULD BECOME THE CRAZY AUNT 88 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,038 WHO MOVES IN DOWN IN THE BASEMENT. 89 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,540 PUT A COT IN FOR ME, SOME HERBAL TEAS. 90 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,276 I'D LIKE TO GET A DOG, IF THAT'S OK. 91 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,343 MARC, DON'T YOU HAVE 92 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,345 A FRIEND FOR SARAH? 93 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,813 "A FRIEND FOR SARAH." 94 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,283 I'M NOW AN EPISODE OF "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE." 95 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,050 COME ON, YOU MUST KNOW SOMEBODY. 96 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,319 Marc: NOT REALLY. 97 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,588 BUT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE AN AFFAIR, 98 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,890 I DO KNOW A COUPLE OF MARRIED GUYS. 99 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,157 HERE. 100 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,959 WE'LL LET THAT BE OUR FALLBACK, OK? 101 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:46,960 OK. 102 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,095 Man: AN AFFAIR, THAT'S... 103 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,863 Woman: MY HUSBAND TO THE RESCUE. 104 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,333 Man: DON'T, UH, DON'T COVER MINE. 105 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,668 I THINK AFFAIRS SHOULD GO ON THE OTHER SIDE. 106 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,006 YEAH. 107 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,150 HI, JAKE. 108 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:13,053 HEY, CHARLIE. 109 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,389 DIVORCE IS FINAL. 110 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,957 YOU'RE A FREE MAN. WHOO-HOO. 111 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,225 I DON'T KNOW IF "WHOO-HOO" 112 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,593 IS THE APPROPRIATE SENTIMENT. 113 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,429 FOUR YEARS, A WOMAN I REALLY LOVED, 114 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,863 AND I GOT MY ASS KICKED. HIGH FIVE. 115 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,432 IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF MOMENT, EITHER. 116 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,435 DOWN LOW? JUST 'CAUSE I WANT THIS TO STOP. 117 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:28,736 YOU ARE OFFICIALLY, BY THE WAY, 118 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,304 THE WORST CLIENT I'VE EVER HAD. 119 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,439 THANK YOU. 120 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:32,873 LET LISA HAVE EVERYTHING SHE WANTED. 121 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,675 EVEN THE JUDGE WANTED YOU TO KEEP THOSE BOXING GLOVES. 122 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,677 OH, YOU KNOW, SHE REALLY LIKED YOU. 123 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,012 WELL, I LIKED HER, TOO, AS FAR AS JUDGES GO. 124 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,648 NO, I MEAN REALLY. 125 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:42,950 WOW, 126 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:46,119 THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING COUGAR. EXCELLENT STUFF. 127 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,756 THINK SHE'D LIKE TO BUY A HANDMADE, STAINABLE TEAK BOAT? 128 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,492 MAYBE IF IT CAME WITH PRIVATE LESSONS. 129 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:54,127 MM. EVERYBODY WANTS ALL THAT TUPPERWARE, 130 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:57,565 THOSE COMPUTER-DESIGNED FIBERGLASS COMPOSITE THING. 131 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,500 I MEAN... DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE BOATS. 132 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:00,734 THEY LOOK LIKE BOATS WHEN THEY GO 133 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,370 WHIZZING BY YOUR WOODEN GUY HERE. 134 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:05,473 THAT WAS ONE RACE, AND I'VE MADE SOME ADJUSTMENTS, CHARLIE. 135 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,775 WOOD BOATS CAN WIN-- YOU TRUST ME ON THAT. 136 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,077 THEY CAN'T WIN-- THAT'S WHY PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEM. 137 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,480 ALL RIGHT, THEY CAN'T WIN, BUT THEY LOSE BEAUTIFULLY, 138 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,615 AND THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE IS JUST BETTER. 139 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,050 LOOK AT THIS-- WITH MY OWN HANDS, I'M MAKING THESE BOATS 140 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,420 THE EXACT SAME WAY THE SPANISH AND THE PORTUGUESE 141 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:20,988 MADE THEIR GREAT SHIPS OF EXPLORATION. 142 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,591 THERE'S A CONTINUITY AT STAKE HERE, CHARLIE. 143 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,293 THIS IS MORE THAN A BOAT. 144 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,295 THIS IS A TIME MACHINE. 145 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,430 IF YOU PAID THIS MUCH ATTENTION TO LISA, 146 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:30,431 YOU MIGHT STILL BE TOGETHER. 147 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,832 THIS IS TRUE. 148 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,667 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IF I HAD TO DO IT 149 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,102 ALL OVER AGAIN, I WOULD. 150 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,170 [KNOCKS ON WOOD, CLUCKS TONGUE] 151 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,305 I WOULD. 152 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,841 LISA TAUGHT ME ABOUT SADNESS, 153 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,910 ABOUT HUMAN FRAILTY, 154 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,913 AND HOW UNBEARABLY FLEETING HAPPINESS CAN BE. 155 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,581 I'M GONNA OWE HER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 156 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,683 OH, YOU'LL BE PAYING. MONTHLY. 157 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,585 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT I BROUGHT MOTHER TERESA. 158 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:52,753 JENNIFER NEEDED A BREAK. 159 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,755 ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVE THIS GIRL. 160 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:55,789 MOTHER TERESA! 161 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,725 DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND FOR ME? 162 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,627 HEY, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT AT HOME? 163 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,563 YEAH. JENNIFER JUST GETS TIRED OF ALL THE FAMILY GATHERINGS. 164 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,231 OH. TOO MANY OLD STORIES. 165 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,566 IT MAKES HER FEEL LEFT OUT. 166 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,067 YEAH. KEVIN USED TO SAY THAT. 167 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,101 I STILL SAY IT. 168 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,169 I SAY IT, TOO. 169 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,772 IT SEEMS HARD NOW, SARAH, I KNOW, 170 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,174 BUT YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE TO MAKE A WHOLE NEW LIFE FOR YOURSELF. 171 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,476 THANK YOU, MICHAEL, 172 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,445 BUT IN THE MARKETPLACE OF AVAILABLE WOMEN... 173 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,879 ANY GUY WOULD BE LUCKY TO GET YOU. 174 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,014 YOU'RE SMART, FUNNY, YOU'RE EVEN KIND OF PRETTY 175 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,216 WHEN YOU'RE NOT WALLOWING IN SELF-PITY. 176 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,618 AM I WALLOWING? REALLY? 177 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,319 AND YOU'RE NOT THE WALLOWER IN THE FAMILY. 178 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,521 CAROL IS THE WALLOWER. 179 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,424 ME? I NEVER WALLOW. I SUFFER IN SILENCE. 180 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,426 NO, THAT'S CHRISTINE. SHE WALLOWS! 181 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:33,494 THANK YOU, MICHAEL. 182 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,829 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 183 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,130 SYLVIA PLATH! 184 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:40,067 THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON'T HAVE LARGE FAMILIES ANYMORE. 185 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,201 BYE. 186 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,036 [ALL SAYING GOOD-BYES] 187 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,672 LOVE YOU, CAROL. OK, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 188 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:45,806 BYE. SEE YOU, DAD. 189 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,508 THANK YOU. I THINK. BYE, DAD. 190 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:48,576 BYE, CHRIS. BYE. 191 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:49,577 SEE YOU LATER, DAD. 192 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,645 BYE, DADDY. BYE! 193 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,582 THERE'S SOMEONE SPECIAL WAITING FOR YOU, SARAH. 194 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,950 [CHUCKLES] I KNOW IT. 195 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,487 SOMEONE WORTHY. 196 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:02,690 KEVIN WAS NOT-- ON HIS BEST DAY-- 197 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,526 GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, SWEETHEART. 198 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,394 NOW YOU TELL ME. 199 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,463 [CHUCKLES] 200 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,234 [SIGHS] 201 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,436 [MUSIC PLAYING] 202 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,182 WHY NOT? 203 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,218 Charlie: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, 204 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,486 AND I LOVE LISA, 205 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,087 BUT I THINK YOU'RE BOTH BETTER OFF. 206 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:38,025 WE SURE WEREN'T MAKING EACH OTHER HAPPY THERE AT THE END. 207 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,561 OR THE BEGINNING. 208 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,429 OR THE MIDDLE. 209 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,131 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, WE ALL... 210 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,365 WANTED TO SLEEP WITH LISA, 211 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:46,734 BUT MARRIAGE... 212 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,268 [COUGHS] THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 213 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,503 I SAID THAT OUT LOUD, DIDN'T I? 214 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,738 YOU DID. 215 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,640 BETTER STRIKE THAT FROM THE RECORD, RIGHT? 216 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:53,974 NO, SERIOUSLY, LAWYERS GET TO DO THAT. 217 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,476 I'M INSTRUCTING YOU TO DISREGARD THAT NOW. 218 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:58,579 I THINK WOMEN HAVE THE WHOLE THING PLANNED. 219 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,581 REALLY. THE WHOLE THING. 220 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,449 AN EPIC NARRATIVE IN THEIR HEADS. 221 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,151 YOU KNOW MY THEORY ABOUT THIS? 222 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,720 WHEN YOU MEET, THEY HAVE THE WHOLE STORY WRITTEN, 223 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,722 BUT YOU DON'T GET TO READ IT. 224 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,925 BUT IF YOU GO OFF SCRIPT-- RIGHT?-- 225 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,261 THEY WRITE YOU OUT OF THE STORY. 226 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,229 I WENT OFF SCRIPT, I GOT WRITTEN OUT OF ACT THREE. 227 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,798 NOW YOU'RE IN ACT FOUR, 228 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,967 WHERE I GET YOU RIGHTEOUSLY BANGED EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK. 229 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,302 CHARLIE, I'M TOAST. I JUST GOT SHREDDED. 230 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,470 I AM... OH... 231 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,638 IT'S HEALING TIME. 232 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,806 I'M ON THE BENCH. HEY. HEY. 233 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,340 I'M OUT OF THE GAME. HEY. 234 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,809 BENCH ME. BENCH ME! HEY. HEY! 235 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,344 HEY. BENCHED. 236 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,547 [MUSIC PLAYING] 237 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:41,989 * I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU ALL OF MY HEART * 238 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:47,861 * BUT THERE'S SOMEONE WHO'S TORN IT APART * 239 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:53,767 * AND HE'S TAKEN JUST ALL THAT I HAD * 240 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:58,205 * BUT IF YOU WANT TO TRY TO LOVE AGAIN * 241 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,607 [CHUCKLES] 242 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,643 * BABY, I'LL TRY TO LOVE AGAIN * 243 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:06,013 * BUT I KNOW * 244 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:11,418 * THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST * 245 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,520 * BABY, I KNOW * 246 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,956 * THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST... * 247 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:19,292 Man: I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 248 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,728 HI. CAN I HELP YOU? 249 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,362 SINGLE CHICKEN BREAST, PLEASE. 250 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,897 YOU KNOW, FOR AN EXTRA 75 CENTS, 251 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,132 YOU CAN GET THE WHOLE FRYER HERE. 252 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,499 TWO BREASTS, TWO THIGHS, AND A WING-- 253 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,835 TODAY'S SPECIAL. THANK YOU-- 254 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,003 I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'D EAT ALL THAT. 255 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,471 IT'S JUST AN EXTRA 75 CENTS. 256 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,640 IT'S NOT THE 75 CENTS. 257 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,074 I HATE TO SEE FOOD GO BAD. 258 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,375 OH, WE GOT A HUNDRED RECIPES HERE. 259 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:36,576 YOU CAN ALWAYS COOK 'EM UP, 260 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,478 FREEZE 'EM AND... LOOK. 261 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,113 LISTEN TO ME, MISTER. 262 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,214 I'M DIVORCED, OK? 263 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,216 I EAT ALONE, USUALLY STANDING OVER THE SINK. 264 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,919 I DON'T WANT A BUNCH OF CHICKEN HANGING AROUND, OK? 265 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,254 OK. 266 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,056 THANK YOU. 267 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:55,128 * I STILL WANT YOU BY MY SIDE * 268 00:09:55,195 --> 00:10:01,034 * JUST TO HELP ME DRY THE TEARS THAT I'VE CRIED * 269 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:06,606 * BUT I'M SURE GONNA GIVE YOU A TRY * 270 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,441 * OH * 271 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:12,579 * THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST * 272 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,481 * BABY, I KNOW * 273 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:19,319 * THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST * 274 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:24,692 * WHEN IT COMES TO BEING LUCKY, HE'S CURSED... * 275 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,060 HEY! THERE SHE IS! 276 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,834 GOOD MORNING. 277 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,468 HOW ARE YOU? GOOD MORNING. 278 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,870 I CALLED YOU LAST NIGHT. 279 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,605 SEE IF YOU WERE UP FOR A MOVIE 280 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,741 OR BOWLING OR GROUP SHAMPOOING. 281 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,243 I'M SORRY. ERIC'S PARENTS ARE IN TOWN. 282 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,512 MRS. AND MRS. STALIN. I'M UNDER HOUSE ARREST. 283 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,579 WEREN'T THEY JUST HERE? 284 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,015 THANK YOU. 285 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,582 I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CAN'T STAY AT A HOTEL. 286 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,518 NOTHING I EVER DO SEEMS TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. 287 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,953 AND THEY MAKE ERIC SO NERVOUS. 288 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,554 HE'S LIKE THE TIN MAN. 289 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,223 YOU HAVE TO HANG IN THERE FOR ME, LEO. 290 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,759 YOU AND ERIC ARE MY MODEL FOR A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP. 291 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,861 I FEAR FOR YOU, CHILD. 292 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,896 ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING EXCITING HAPPEN THIS WEEKEND 293 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,364 THAT THEY'D LIKE TO SHARE? 294 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,632 MY UNCLE MIKE SLEPT OVER. 295 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,900 UNCLES AND AUNTS 296 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,002 ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO US, AREN'T THEY? 297 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,670 HE'S NOT REALLY MY UNCLE, 298 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:13,373 BUT MY MOMMY MAKES ME CALL HIM THAT. 299 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,441 AHA! 300 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,542 WHEN HE'S THERE, 301 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,710 I CAN'T SLEEP WITH MY MOMMY, 302 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,179 BECAUSE HE'S IN HER BED. 303 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:22,415 ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANYTHING THEY'D LIKE TO SHARE? 304 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,884 YES. AUSTIN. 305 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,253 MY PARENTS ARE TRYING IT APART FOR A WHILE. 306 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,687 WE HAVE A THEME, JUNE. 307 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,122 YES, WE DO. 308 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,958 MY MOM SAYS MY DAD IS INCORRIGIBLE. 309 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,160 THAT MEANS HE LIKES OTHER WOMEN. 310 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,563 [MUSIC PLAYING] [GIRL GIGGLES] 311 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,498 GOOD! GOOD! 312 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,699 ONE, TWO... 313 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,668 Girl: LET ME TRY! 314 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,170 THAT'S A HOP. 315 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,938 [LAUGHTER] 316 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,340 ONE, TWO. THAT'S A NEW STEP. 317 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,776 VERY GOOD. 318 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,377 MOLLY, YOU WANT TO TRY THE STICKS? 319 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,212 June: YEAH, COME ON, MOLLY. 320 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,984 VERY GOOD. KEEP IT GOING LIKE THAT. 321 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,387 NO, I'M PLAYING IT! 322 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,823 June: OH, AUSTIN! 323 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,226 GOOD LORD, IT'S A GUSHER! 324 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,132 [SARAH LAUGHS] 325 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,201 LET ME SEE YOUR BOO-BOO... 326 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,703 OH, HEY, BUBBA. 327 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,005 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 328 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,239 DADDY! 329 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,707 OH! YOU ALL RIGHT? 330 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,975 YEP, I'M FINE. GOOD. 331 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,443 [SIGHS] HE HAD A DECENT-SIZED 332 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,644 BLOODY NOSE THERE FOR A WHILE. 333 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,846 BUT HE'S FINE NOW. 334 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,080 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO RUSH RIGHT OVER. 335 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,748 OH, KID BLEEDS, I SHOW UP. 336 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,750 IT'S HOUSE RULES. YOU WANT TO GET 337 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,285 YOUR STUFF TOGETHER NOW? YEAH. 338 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,854 OK. THEN I NEED A MINUTE ALONE WITH MS. NOLAN. 339 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,056 OK. BYE, MS. NOLAN. 340 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,190 BYE. 341 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,232 [CLEARS THROAT] 342 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,875 NO. NO, NO. 343 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,376 SO, MS. NOLAN... 344 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,011 SARAH. PLEASE. 345 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,679 AND I'M BOB. UH, 346 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,214 ACTUALLY, EVERYBODY CALLS ME BOBBY. 347 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,884 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CHANGE IT BACK SINCE THIRD GRADE. 348 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,652 OH, I-I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PUSHOVER FOR BOBBYS, 349 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,688 EVER SINCE, UH, MY FIRST BOYFRIEND, BOBBY HEALY, JUST-- 350 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,757 WHOO! YOU KNOW? HA HA HA! WHOA. 351 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,994 I FORGET. IS IT "ALWAYS DISCUSS YOUR PERSONAL HISTORY WITH THE PARENTS" 352 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,728 OR "NEVER DISCUSS"? 353 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,530 IT'S "ALWAYS DISCUSS." 354 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,199 BESIDES--I FIND IT COMFORTING. 355 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,835 SO, HAS AUSTIN TOLD YOU ANYTHING ABOUT... 356 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,803 ABOUT YOU AND-- YEAH. 357 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:27,007 THAT YOU'RE TAKING A BREAK FROM YOUR MARRIAGE AND YOU'RE INCORRIGIBLE. 358 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,376 HEH. THAT PARTICULAR PHRASING CAME FROM HIS MOTHER. 359 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,378 I WOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT EXACTLY THAT WAY. BUT-- 360 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,313 I'M SORRY. IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING 361 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,282 YOU THINK I NEED TO KNOW, JUST TELL ME. 362 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,249 OH, I WILL. 363 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,717 SOMETIMES WITH AUSTIN, YOU CAN FORGET, 364 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,386 BECAUSE HE SEEMS SO MATURE. 365 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,788 I KNOW. THE OTHER DAY, HE WAS ASKING ME ABOUT MY RETIREMENT PLAN. 366 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:45,325 WELL, HE CARES ABOUT YOU, AND HE WANTS YOU TO BE FINANCIALLY SECURE. 367 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,393 HEH HEH HEH! 368 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,396 YOU KNOW AUSTIN ADORES YOU. I CAN SEE WHY. 369 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,131 THANK YOU, BOB. 370 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,200 I MIGHT PREFER BOBBY AFTER ALL. 371 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,702 I MEAN, I LIKE THE... I LIKE THE HISTORY. 372 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,471 HEH HEH. 373 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:03,043 ["LARA'S THEME" FROM "DOCTOR ZHIVAGO" PLAYING] 374 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,813 2 GUYS ALONE IN THE AFTERNOON WATCHING "DOCTOR ZHIVAGO--" 375 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,481 THERE'S SOMETHING GRAVELY WRONG HERE. 376 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,684 IT'S ALL THERE, MAN-- THE YEARNING, THE SUFFERING, 377 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,854 A WOMAN YOU'LL PURSUE THROUGH BLIZZARDS, ACROSS CONTINENTS... 378 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:18,191 A LOVE SO REAL, EVEN AFTER YOU'RE DEAD, IT STILL HURTS. 379 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,894 THAT'S ALL I WANT. YOU NEED TO GET OUT. 380 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,030 YOU DO. YOU NEED TO SEE REAL PEOPLE. 381 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,831 DO YOU WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN? NO. 382 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:25,999 I WANT TO GO OUT. COME ON. 383 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,600 I PREVIEWED SOME INTERNET ADS FOR US. 384 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,902 INTERNET ADS? COME ON. 385 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,770 I WANT ZHIVAGO'S INTERNET AD: 386 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,506 "TRAGIC DOCTOR/POET IN DESPERATE PAIN 387 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,777 SEEKS LIKE-MINDED PLAYMATE FOR LONG SNOWSHOE ACROSS EURASIA." 388 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,647 WHAT DO YOU BET HE GETS A COUPLE HUNDRED RESPONSES FOR THAT ONE? 389 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,516 I THOUGHT WE'D START WITH BISEXUAL ASIAN WOMEN WHO LIKE TO FLY-FISH. 390 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,452 NO INTERNET ADS, MAN. I'M DOING THIS IS FOR YOU. 391 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,254 I HATE TO FLY-FISH. NO, YOU DON'T. 392 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,122 WHAT ABOUT SHERRY? I GAVE YOU HER NUMBER. 393 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,991 SHE SAID YOU NEVER CALLED. SHERRY? 394 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,260 SHERRY'S 24 YEARS OLD. HER RANGE OF INTERESTS 395 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,428 EXTENDS FROM KICKBOXING TO TAE BO. 396 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,864 SHE'S GORGEOUS, AND SHE SLEPT WITH HALF THE GUYS IN MY OFFICE. 397 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,933 THEN WHY DO YOU WANT TO SET ME UP WITH HER? 398 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,503 SHE SLEPT WITH HALF THE GUYS IN MY OFFICE. 399 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,439 SHE'S IN HER EARLY TWENTIES. YOU KNOW THE EPIC NARRATIVE I TALKED ABOUT? 400 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,809 HERS WOULD NOT ONLY BE SECRET, IT WOULD BE INCOHERENT. 401 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,745 I WOULDN'T GET PAST THE COVER PAGE. 402 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,682 I MEAN, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE THAN SHERRY. 403 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:19,219 "HOPELESSLY ROMANTIC, YOUNG FIFTIES WIDOWER SEEKS LADY FRIEND 404 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,555 "WHO ENJOYS THE SLOW BLOOM OF AFFECTION. 405 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:27,027 "LOVES DOGS, CHILDREN, AND LONG, MEANDERING BIKE RIDES. 406 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,096 I WILL BE CARRYING A SINGLE YELLOW ROSE." 407 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,464 OHH. I GOTTA MEET THIS GUY. 408 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,800 WHERE ARE YOUR BOOB SHIRTS? MY WHAT? 409 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,202 YOUR BOOB SHIRTS. 410 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,204 DON'T WORRY. I BROUGHT SOME OF MINE. 411 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,340 OH, BOOB SHIRTS. I CAN'T WEAR THAT. 412 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,742 OK. I HAVE SOME DATING TIPS FOR YOU. 413 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,678 I GOT THEM FROM "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED." SOLID GOLD. 414 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:49,049 YES. THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY BIBLE FOR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS. 415 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,018 AT LEAST LISTEN TO THE TIPS. 416 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,520 YOUR SISTER HAS GONE TO A LOT OF TROUBLE HERE. 417 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,554 OK. 418 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,489 "ONE, MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT. 419 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,126 "BUT BE SURE IT ISN'T TOO INTENSE. 420 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,128 YOU AREN'T A HAWK EYEING ITS PREY." 421 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,997 IT'S GOOD THAT YOU TOLD ME THAT, 'CAUSE I MIGHT HAVE DONE MY HAWK THING. 422 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:09,569 "TWO, MEN RESPOND SEXUALLY WHEN THEY THINK WOMEN ARE EXCITED BY THEM." 423 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,470 REALLY? 424 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,339 "THE MORE YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, 425 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:16,809 THE MORE YOUR PUPILS WILL OPEN WIDE TO TAKE IT ALL IN." 426 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,279 OPEN YOUR PUPILS. 427 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,349 OH, MY GOD. I'M DATING AGAIN. 428 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,217 DATING? I CAN'T DO THIS! NO, IT'S OK. 429 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,818 COME ON. NO. YOU'LL BE FINE. 430 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,087 IT'S OK. IT'LL BE FUN. 431 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,721 WHAT IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX? 432 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,223 WHAT IF I WANT TO HAVE SEX? 433 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,758 NO, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 434 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,227 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, CHRISTINE. I COULD FREAK OUT. 435 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,129 WHAT IF I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF? 436 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,365 YOU'RE MEETING FOR MUFFINS IN A PUBLIC PLACE. 437 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,267 I THINK YOU'LL BE SAFE. 438 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,570 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 439 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,417 DAD? SARAH! 440 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,552 MY DARLING GIRL. 441 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,189 DARLING. DON'T YOU PUT THE SUNSHINE TO SHAME. 442 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,057 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 443 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,059 THAT'S A FINE HOW-DO-YOU-DO 444 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,195 FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE DAUGHTERS. 445 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,397 I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT I'M MEETING A-- 446 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,100 WHY DO YOU HAVE A YELLOW... 447 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,567 IS THAT A ROSE? 448 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,604 IT IS A ROSE, IF THE TRUTH BE TOLD. 449 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,539 BUT BY ANY OTHER NAME... 450 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,474 AND IT'S FOR A LADY FRIEND. ISN'T IT? 451 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,776 THAT IS, IN FACT, THE VERY PURPOSE. 452 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,945 NO! 453 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,215 NOW, SARAH. COME ON. NO! 454 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,617 IT IS A NATURAL COURSE OF THIS LIFE 455 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,586 THAT YOUR DAD WOULD HAVE A LADY FRIEND BY NOW. 456 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,623 I FEEL YOUR SAINTED MOTHER WHISPERING HER APPROVAL TO ME EVERY DAY. 457 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,625 AND WOULD THIS LADY FRIEND BE SOMEONE 458 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:42,095 WHO MIGHT ENJOY THE SLOW BLOOM OF AFFECTION, PERHAPS? 459 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,064 THAT WOULD BE GRAND, YES. 460 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,567 I'M YOUR DATE, DAD. 461 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,670 I AM. I ANSWERED MY OWN FATHER'S PERSONAL AD. 462 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,539 HEH HEH HEH! 463 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,707 DON'T LAUGH. IT'S NOT FUNNY! 464 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:55,942 IT SHOWS I BROUGHT YOU UP 465 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,677 TO KNOW THE DIAMOND FROM THE RIFFRAFF. THAT'S ALL. 466 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,013 A YOUNG 50, DAD? YOU'RE 71. AH. 467 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:05,051 AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU RODE A BIKE? MEANDERING OR ANY OTHER WAY? 468 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,086 WELL, THINK OF IT AS POETRY, DARLING. 469 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,190 THAT'S WHO I AM IN THE BOTTOM OF MY SOUL. 470 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,493 AND, UH, SARAH, MY DARLING... 471 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,627 WHAT? 472 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,696 I'M GLAD YOU'VE STARTED DATING AGAIN. 473 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,067 DAD, PLEASE. THIS IS DISTURBING ON SO MANY LEVELS. 474 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,470 AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE ROSE. 475 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,039 I CAN'T. I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE AT 4:00. 476 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,676 [GASPS] 477 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,345 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 478 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:36,216 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 479 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,417 [MACHINE CLICKS] 480 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,419 HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED SARAH NOLAN. 481 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,787 LEAVE A MESSAGE IF YOU WANT TO. 482 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,988 [MACHINE BEEPS] 483 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,624 SARAH, IT'S ME, CHRISTINE. PICK UP. 484 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,026 COME ON, SARAH, I ALREADY TALKED TO DAD. 485 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,362 [SIGHS] 486 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,900 WHO ELSE KNOWS? 487 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,768 Christine on phone: NO ONE. 488 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,504 COME ON. CAROL HAS TO KNOW. 489 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,240 WHY DOES CAROL HAVE TO KNOW? COULDN'T I ONCE KNOW SOMETHING 490 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,774 BEFORE SHE DOES? 491 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,577 SHE'S THERE WITH YOU, ISN'T SHE? 492 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,745 NO. 493 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,580 HELLO, CAROL. 494 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,716 Carol on phone: HI. SARAH. I WAS JUST TELLING CHRIS 495 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,851 THAT IT'S A SHAME I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE, 496 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:15,255 BECAUSE I COULD HAVE CALLED UNCLE CHET. WE COULD HAVE DOUBLED. 497 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,657 HA HA HA! OH, NO! HA HA HA! 498 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,393 THIS STORY IS GOING TO BE IMMORTALIZED 499 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,495 INTO FAMILY HISTORY, ISN'T IT? 500 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:26,233 TOLD AND RETOLD AT THANKSGIVING DINNER, YEAR AFTER YEAR. 501 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,436 OH, NOT JUST THANKSGIVING. I THINK IT'S A GOOD CHRISTMAS STORY, TOO. 502 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,003 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 503 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,405 BYE, GUYS. OH, WAIT. 504 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,674 HEY, TELL THE TRUTH. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, 505 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,277 HOW WOULD YOU RATE DAD AS A DATE? HOT? SUPER HOT? 506 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,479 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 507 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:42,148 [CLICK] 508 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,850 [DOORBELL RINGS] 509 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,721 DON'T BE MAD AT ME FOR THIS, OK? 510 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,258 THE LAST TIME YOU SAID THAT TO ME, YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND-- 511 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,425 DANNY SHEA. 512 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,262 I DID NOT STEAL DANNY SHEA. 513 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,896 I HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU, BY THE WAY. 514 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,432 STOP. HE WAS A TERRIBLE KISSER. 515 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,634 HE KISSED JUST FINE WITH ME. 516 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,303 OK. HERE GOES. 517 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,705 I WENT ONLINE, PRETENDED I WAS YOU, 518 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:09,041 AND PUT YOUR PROFILE ON PERFECTMATCH.COM. 519 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,010 HO HO HO! 520 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,913 YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP. 521 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:18,651 YOU CAN'T JUST SIT BACK AND PASSIVELY ANSWER OTHER PEOPLE'S ADS ANYMORE. 522 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,186 WE ARE ON OFFENSE. 523 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,221 WELL, FORGIVE ME IF I'M A TAD GUN-SHY 524 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,391 AFTER MY LAST DATE WITH MY FATHER. 525 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,527 COME ON. AT LEAST LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE. 526 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,829 THAT'S MY HIGH-SCHOOL GRADUATION PICTURE. 527 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,432 THAT'S ALL I HAD. THAT OR YOUR WEDDING PHOTO. 528 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,033 "VOLUPTUOUS"? CAROL! 529 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,737 EVERY WOMAN LISTED CLAIMS TO BE AT LEAST VOLUPTUOUS. 530 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,539 SOME ARE "GORGEOUS INSIDE AND OUT." 531 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,841 MOST ARE "SEXUALLY CONFIDENT." 532 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:45,312 "VOLUPTUOUS, SENSUOUS DWF SEEKS SPECIAL MAN 533 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,214 TO SHARE STARLIT NIGHTS. MUST LOVE DOGS." 534 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,449 I PUT THAT IN FOR YOU. 535 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,518 AND YET I'M STILL PISSED. 536 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:56,155 I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT. YOU HAVE 18 RESPONSES. 537 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,358 YOU LISTENED TO THEM, DIDN'T YOU? 538 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,460 I LIKE 3, 11, AND 14. 539 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:03,229 CHRISTINE LIKES 2 AND 8. MICHAEL LIKED THEM ALL. 540 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,732 BUT YOU DECIDE FOR YOURSELF. 541 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:11,838 * HEY, THERE, LONELY GIRL * 542 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,342 * LONELY GIRL * 543 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,978 * LET ME MAKE YOUR BROKEN HEART * 544 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:22,048 * LIKE NEW * 545 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:26,386 * HEY, THERE, LONELY GIRL * 546 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,790 * LONELY GIRL * 547 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:36,696 * DON'T YOU KNOW THIS LONELY BOY LOVES YOU? * 548 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,931 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY VOLUPTUOUS? 549 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,602 DO YOU MEAN BIG BREASTS, OR DO YOU MEAN FAT? 550 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,771 RUFF, RUFF! I LOVE DOGS, TOO. 551 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,739 I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 552 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,542 BUT YOU COULD PROBABLY ALREADY TELL THAT. 553 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,478 YO. 554 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,413 MY NAME IS WALTER TAYLOR. 555 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,815 I'M AN ATTORNEY. UH, DON'T HANG UP. 556 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,885 I LIKE OPERA. DON'T DELETE ME. 557 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:03,289 Sarah: SO, ANYWAY, I GET ALL DRESSED UP, 558 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:04,824 AND I WALK DOWN THE STAIRS. 559 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:08,327 AND I SEE MY FATHER SITTING THERE 560 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,297 HOLDING A SINGLE YELLOW ROSE. 561 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,265 AND IT DAWNS ON ME-- 562 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,167 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 563 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:18,705 WELL, NO OFFENSE. IT'S JUST.... 564 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:21,774 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE YOUNGER. THAT'S ALL. 565 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:27,213 OH. WELL, YOU SAID YOUR AGE RANGE WAS 25 TO 45. 566 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:31,784 I GUESS I WAS HOPING MORE FOR 25... 567 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,920 23... 568 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:37,256 18--THAT'S LEGAL. 569 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,925 OH. 570 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,928 IT'S NICE TO BE OUT. 571 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,397 I'VE BEEN FEELING KIND OF BLUE LATELY. 572 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,399 I KNOW. YOU MENTIONED THAT ON THE PHONE, LENNIE, 573 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,267 THAT YOU'VE-- KIND OF DEPRESSED. 574 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,903 DID I CRY? WELL, A LITTLE BIT. 575 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:55,074 I'VE BEEN ON 17 FIRST DATES THIS YEAR. 576 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,477 NO SECOND DATES... 577 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,246 ONE WENT TO, UH, 578 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:03,382 CHECK HER COAT AND NEVER CAME BACK. 579 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:07,787 ONE JUMPED OUT AT THE LIGHT WHEN IT CHANGED. 580 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:10,623 WOW. WELL, WE'RE ALMOST THROUGH THE SALAD. 581 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,092 THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. 582 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,762 [CRYING] 583 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,465 NO. LENNIE... 584 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,667 PLEASE. DON'T. 585 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,436 [SOBBING] PLEASE. 586 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,805 LENNIE...NO. 587 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:29,375 * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS * 588 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,977 COME ON. 589 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,613 * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS * 590 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,283 [LOUD SOBBING] OH, GOD! 591 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,185 Man: COME ON. GET HER, GET HER. 592 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,387 DAMN. [GRUNTS] 593 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:42,622 DON'T BE UPSET. 594 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,156 I COME FROM A LARGE FAMILY. 595 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,658 LOTS OF MALE COUSINS, BROTHERS. 596 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,226 USED TO THIS SORT OF THING. 597 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:48,895 THREE OUT OF FIVE. 598 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,697 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. MAYBE LATER. 599 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:51,498 COME ON. 600 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,832 YOUR TABLE IS ALMOST READY. 601 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,667 OH, GOOD. WE'RE WORKING UP AN APPETITE. 602 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:55,835 THE FOOD HERE IS FABULOUS. 603 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,336 IT'S NOT CHEAP, THOUGH. 604 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:59,271 WELL, I OFFERED TO PAY MY HALF. 605 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:01,608 AND WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 606 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:04,110 MARSHAL'S GIRLS DON'T PAY. 607 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,679 BEAUTIFUL. 608 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:09,081 YOU'D LOOK REALLY GOOD IN HANDCUFFS. 609 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,486 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 610 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,827 CHARLIE, MY BOY, SOME NICE-LOOKING PIECES HERE. 611 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,461 REALLY? I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE. 612 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,997 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ARTWORK. BET THIS COST A BUNDLE. 613 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:26,799 HEY, GUYS. HI! 614 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,268 Charlie: SPEAKING OF ARTWORK... 615 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:31,638 HI, SHERRY. HI, CHARLIE. HI, JAKE. 616 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,372 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 617 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:34,807 LET'S DO 2. 618 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,375 THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT IN FRANCE. 619 00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:37,810 YOU HAVING FUN? 620 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,279 WELL, I FEEL SORRY FOR THE ARTIST AT THESE THINGS. 621 00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:44,216 ALL THIS TALENT ON DISPLAY, AND EVERYBODY HERE IS JUST TRYING TO GET LAID. 622 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,818 I KNOW I AM. 623 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:49,188 YOU NEVER CALLED ME, MISTER. I WAITED AND WAITED. 624 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:50,389 I KNOW I AM. 625 00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:52,091 I'M SORRY, SHERRY. 626 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,293 IT'S JUST THAT I'M NOT READY RIGHT NOW 627 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,095 TO BE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP. 628 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,798 AND WITH SOMEBODY AS WONDERFUL AND AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU, 629 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:01,801 I JUST WOULDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS. 630 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:05,004 OHH! WHY CAN'T YOU BE SWEET LIKE THAT, HUH? 631 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,405 Man: SHERRY! 632 00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:07,674 HEY, GUYS. 633 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,308 SHORT ATTENTION SPAN. 634 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,043 YOU'RE A SICK GUY. YOU KNOW THAT? 635 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,547 JUST ANOTHER IN A LONG LINE OF COLOSSAL MISTAKES. 636 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:18,017 I'M NOT ANSWERING AN INTERNET AD. 637 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:20,252 LOOK AT THIS. "VOLUPTUOUS AND SENSUOUS. 638 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:21,654 MUST LOVE DOGS." WONDERFUL. 639 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,255 LOOK AT THE PICTURE. 640 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,159 WELL, SHE IS APPEALING. 641 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,829 SHE IS GONNA BE REALLY GOOD-LOOKING WHEN SHE GROWS UP. 642 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:31,864 YEAH. I'M SURFING PORN SITES LAST NIGHT, LIKE ALWAYS. 643 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:34,000 I KEEP GETTING KICKED OVER TO PERFECTMATCH.COM, 644 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,268 WHICH IS, UH, WELL, NOT WHERE I WANT TO BE. 645 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:39,038 AND THIS GIRL'S PROFILE JUST KEEPS REPEATING, 646 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,940 LIKE A SIGN FROM HEAVEN. AND I THOUGHT OF YOU. 647 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,375 TELL THE PROM QUEEN THANKS, BUT NO. I'M STILL BENCHED. 648 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:46,045 TOO LATE. YOU'RE MEETING HER TOMORROW AT 11:00. BRING A DOG. 649 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:47,513 NO. I'M NOT. 650 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,782 [DOGS BARKING] 651 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:57,890 [BARKING] 652 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,392 [BARKING AND WHIMPERING] OH, IT'S OK. 653 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,061 [GROWLS] 654 00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:04,997 STOP THAT GROWLING! 655 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,198 USE YOUR WORDS. 656 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,536 STOP! SIT! STOP. SIT. 657 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:12,238 STOP! SIT! 658 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:14,941 I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS "STOP" OR "SIT." WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT? 659 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:18,110 BRUNO, FOCUS. ROLL OVER AND PLAY DEAD. 660 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,613 [STOPS BARKING] 661 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,615 HEY, LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT. 662 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:24,083 THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. 663 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,821 YOU SARAH? JAKE. 664 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:31,057 YEAH. HI. YEAH. HI. 665 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:36,562 I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT THE CAP AND GOWN. 666 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,464 OH, YEAH. 667 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,466 YEAH. YEAH. 668 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:42,568 THIS IS REALLY AMAZING. 669 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,403 YEAH. 670 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:48,107 UM, IT IS. YOU KNOW, WHEN HE PLAYS DEAD, HE REALLY PLAYS DEAD. 671 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,476 YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT. HE CAN STOP HIS HEART 672 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,778 LIKE A SUFI MYSTIC. 673 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:53,245 DOES HE SLEEP ON A DOGGY BED OF NAILS? 674 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,214 YES. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE DOES. OH. 675 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:58,350 HE FEELS NOTHING. OR PERHAPS HE FEELS TOO MUCH. 676 00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:00,319 HA HA HA. 677 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,054 I THINK HE WANTS HIS TREAT NOW. 678 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,823 DO YOU THINK SO? I DON'T KNOW. YEAH. 679 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,624 WHILE HE'S PLAYING DEAD? I THINK IT MIGHT RUIN THE WHOLE EFFECT. 680 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:07,259 I DON'T KNOW. HE'S YOUR DOG. 681 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,095 HE'S ACTUALLY NOT MY DOG. HE'S MY FRIEND CHARLIE'S. 682 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,163 SO, YOU'RE HERE UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. NO. 683 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,733 NOT AT ALL. YOU SAID "MUST LOVE DOGS," 684 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,868 NOT "MUST OWN DOGS." I DO LOVE DOGS. 685 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:18,370 IN FACT, I HAD ONE WITH MY EX. 686 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:20,773 SHE WAS ALLERGIC. SHE WENT INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK. 687 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,308 SO, WE HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. 688 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:23,976 DOG--NOT THE WIFE. 689 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,778 I'M KIDDING ABOUT BOTH. 690 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:28,014 HEH. THIS IS... 691 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,282 THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CANINE YOU HAVE HERE. 692 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:31,383 HI. YES. 693 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:32,952 THIS IS MOTHER THERESA. 694 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:37,189 YEAH. SHE... PLAYS WITH LEPERS? 695 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:38,490 COMFORTS THE POOR? 696 00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:40,259 YEAH. HOW LONG YOU HAD HER? 697 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:43,996 TECHNICALLY, SHE'S NOT REALLY MINE. SHE'S MY BROTHER'S. 698 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:47,166 I'M SHOCKED AND SADDENED... 699 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,135 FALSE PRETENSES. 700 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,603 WELL, WE ARE RELATED. SHE'S FAMILY. 701 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,605 AND I DO REALLY LOVE DOGS. 702 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,607 AND MY EX WAS ALLERGIC ALSO. YEAH? 703 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,510 YES. HE OFTEN HAD ANAPHYPHLECTIC SHOCK. 704 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:00,212 YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP. 705 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,414 YES, I AM. 706 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:04,016 ME, TOO. 707 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:08,020 TELL ME. I'M JUST CURIOUS ABOUT ONE THING. 708 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,289 WHY DID YOU WRITE "VOLUPTUOUS"? 709 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:13,659 OH, MY-- NO, I DID NOT MEAN TO BE RUDE AT ALL. 710 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:16,763 IT'S JUST THAT "VOLUPTUOUS," THAT TENDS TO GO THE OTHER WAY 711 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,765 WHEN SOMEONE USES THAT KIND OF PHRASE-- 712 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:20,900 TOWARDS THE FULL-FIGURED END OF THE SPECTRUM. 713 00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:23,169 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A FULL-FIGURED SPECTRUM. 714 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,237 YEAH, BUT IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE WORDS THEY USE IN PERSONAL ADS 715 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:28,074 LIKE "RUBENESQUE" OR "WEIGHT PROPORTIONATE TO HEIGHT," RIGHT? 716 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,508 MM-HMM. 717 00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:32,078 HEY, IT'S YOUR AD. YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT. I'M-- 718 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:34,480 JUST FOR THE RECORD, YOU KNOW, GIRL SAYS "ATHLETIC," 719 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,116 USUALLY SHE MEANS "FLAT-CHESTED." WHICH YOU'RE NOT. 720 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,585 BUT, UM, THIS ISN'T COMING OUT RIGHT. 721 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,687 LOOK, YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY. 722 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:43,689 I'M.... I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 723 00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:45,724 I'M NOT USED TO MEETING PEOPLE THIS WAY. 724 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:48,060 REALLY? YOU SEEM VERY PRACTICED AND SMOOTH. 725 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,628 OH... 726 00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:51,931 YOUR AD DOESN'T DO YOU JUSTICE. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 727 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:53,866 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD REWRITE MY AD FOR ME. 728 00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,968 WELL, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO. AND WHY NOT? 729 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,470 BECAUSE MAYBE I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO ANSWER IT. 730 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:01,808 DID YOU PLAN ON SAYING THAT SOMETIME TODAY? 731 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:04,576 NO. I DIDN'T. BUT IT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? 732 00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:07,079 HEH, IT IS GOOD. IT'S A GOOD LINE. 733 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,816 MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY THIS OVER AGAIN. SURE. YEAH. OK. 734 00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:11,818 HI, I'M JAKE. 735 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,752 HEH. SARAH. 736 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:17,389 SO, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WRITE AN AD? I MEAN, YOU DON'T SEEM THAT DESPERATE. 737 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:19,792 WHY WOULD YOU ANSWER ONE? TALK ABOUT DESPERATE. 738 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,260 OH, I'M NOT. I MEAN, I DIDN'T. 739 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:22,962 IT WAS MY FRIEND'S. HE GAVE IT TO ME. 740 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:24,330 WELL, I DIDN'T WRITE IT. MY SISTER DID. 741 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:27,499 YOUR SISTER'S AD? YOUR BROTHER'S DOG? 742 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:29,001 ARE THOSE YOUR SHOES? 743 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:31,670 OH, MY! LOOK AT THE TIME! COME ON, HONEY. 744 00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:34,673 I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW THE REAL YOU. 745 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:37,877 I HAVE TO GET THIS DOG HOME. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OVER ON YOUR RENTAL. 746 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:40,813 NO, NO. WELL, MAYBE WE COULD TRY THIS ANOTHER TIME, 747 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,149 YOU KNOW, WITHOUT THE DOGS. 748 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,651 YOU BET. 749 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,453 I'LL CALL YOU. 750 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,921 UH-HUH. 751 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,556 YOU KNOW, SARAH, FOR THE RECORD, 752 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:54,226 YOU ARE KIND OF VOLUPTUOUS IN A MINIMALIST SORT OF WAY. 753 00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:02,768 I'M NOT SURE I'M UP FOR THIS DINNER AT DAD'S NEW GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. 754 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:04,770 HE SEEMS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT HER. 755 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:06,305 WHERE ARE MARC AND JASON? 756 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,274 THEY TOOK THE KIDS TO MAGIC MOUNTAIN. 757 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:11,077 THE KIDS DIDN'T EVEN REALLY WANT TO GO. THE DADS WHINED. 758 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,079 OH, THEY ARE SO SPOILED, THOSE DADS. 759 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,814 SO, HOW WAS YOUR DAY TODAY? AT THE DOG PARK? 760 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,349 HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 761 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:19,218 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE? 762 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,053 YOU'RE GOOD. I HAVE TO GIVE YOU THAT. 763 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,754 SO, COME ON. TELL ME. OK. 764 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:26,025 WE GOT OFF TO KIND OF A ROUGH START. BUT THEN IT WAS OK, YOU KNOW? 765 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:29,528 HE WAS A LITTLE INTENSE. HE WAS NERVOUS. HE COULDN'T STOP INSULTING ME. 766 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:31,964 I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE. 767 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,432 NO. IT'S NOT. BUT IT IS. 768 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,367 NO, DON'T SAY IT. IT'S A GROWTH OPPORTUNITY. 769 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:38,237 I'M NOT OVER MY LAST GROWTH OPPORTUNITY WHEN YOU STOLE DANNY SHEA. 770 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,239 OH, WILL YOU FORGET DANNY SHEA? 771 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:43,910 HE'S PROBABLY A CONVICTED FELON BY NOW--DIVORCED. 772 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,711 MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL HIM. CAROL... 773 00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:49,348 WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY YOU MET AT PRESCHOOL? YOU MAIMED HIS KID? 774 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:51,850 BOB CONNOR. YEAH, MR. INCORRIGIBLE. 775 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,887 CAROL, I TOLD YOU. I CAN'T. HE'S THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY STUDENTS. 776 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:56,822 YES, HONEY, BUT HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER. 777 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,991 THAT'S A BIG STEP FORWARD FOR YOU. 778 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:01,928 BILL. DOLLY. 779 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,737 MMM. 780 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,239 HEY! 781 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:30,856 WHAT A LOVELY HOME YOU HAVE, DOLLY. 782 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:33,159 THANK YOU. WHEN MY THIRD HUSBAND DIED, 783 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,561 I DECIDED TO GIVE UP THE BIG HOUSE. 784 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:38,497 THIRD OUT OF HOW MANY? 785 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:39,831 HEH. 786 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,833 AND THESE POTHOLDERS? WOW. 787 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,003 WHERE DID YOU MANAGE TO FIND THEM? 788 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:47,639 WHY, EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE IS HANDMADE BY DOLLY. 789 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:50,242 OH. YES. SHE'S VERY CREATIVE. 790 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:53,079 OUR MOTHER USED TO SEW ALL OUR CLOTHES WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER. 791 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,447 SARAH... WELL, SHE DID. 792 00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:58,817 YOUR FATHER TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOUR MOTHER, HONEY. 793 00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:00,953 SHE MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY SPECIAL LADY. 794 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,288 SHE WAS. 795 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,490 AND YOU MUST MISS HER VERY MUCH. 796 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,058 I DO. AND YOU SEE ME 797 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,794 AS SOMETHING OF AN INTERLOPER, I SUPPOSE. 798 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:12,098 DO YOU WANT ME TO LIE DOWN FOR THIS? 799 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:16,302 WE'RE AT INTERLOPING? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? 800 00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:18,904 IT'S DAD'S LIFE. I DON'T MEDDLE. 801 00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:21,173 CAROL, YOU MEDDLE IN MY LIFE ALL THE TIME. 802 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,042 WELL. TECHNICALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE, 803 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:24,743 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE. 804 00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:26,912 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? I HAPPEN TO HAVE A VERY FULL LIFE. 805 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,580 DID YOU EVEN CHECK ALL OF YOUR MESSAGES? 806 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,449 BECAUSE THERE HAPPENED TO HAVE BEEN A FEW 807 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:32,318 THAT I THOUGHT WERE VERY PROMISING. LIKE WHO? 808 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:34,786 LIKE WHO? LIKE THE ENGINEER FROM OXNARD. 809 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:36,455 WITH THE SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION. 810 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:38,324 IN WHAT WAY WOULD HE BE PROMISING? 811 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:40,426 YOU COULD CURE HIM-- THE WHOLE NURSE-PATIENT THING. 812 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,428 OH. YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT. 813 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,430 IT WAS VERY BRAVE OF HIM TO BE SO FORTHCOMING. 814 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,398 WHY DON'T YOU CALL HIM, THEN? WELL, WHY DON'T YOU? 815 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,400 OH, CALL HIM! GO FOR IT. I'LL GIVE YOU HIS NUMBER. 816 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,136 MAYBE I WILL. OK. GO FOR IT. 817 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,804 HEY, THERE. MS. NOLAN... 818 00:32:52,871 --> 00:32:55,807 WHAT ARE YOU DOING YELLING IN WHISPERING BREEZE PARK? 819 00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,409 LOOK WHO IT IS. 820 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,345 WHAT A SURPRISE. OH, HI, MS. NOLAN. 821 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:01,180 HOW ARE YOU? HI, SWEETIE. 822 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:03,949 WHO'S THAT? OH, THIS IS MY SISTER CAROL. 823 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,152 NICE TO MEET YOU. THIS IS AUSTIN, MY STUDENT. 824 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,087 AND HIS DAD, MR. CONNOR-- 825 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,688 HI. BOB. 826 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,557 ACTUALLY, I GO BY BOBBY NOW. 827 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:13,359 RIGHT. YOU LIVE HERE? 828 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,761 YEAH. THEY CATER TO THE RECENTLY SEPARATED AND DIVORCED. 829 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:19,131 BUT I'M THE YOUNGEST GUY HERE BY 40 YEARS, SO IT'S GOOD FOR MY MORALE. 830 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,401 MY WIFE AND I ARE GONNA TRY IT APART. 831 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:23,735 I KNOW. 832 00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:27,439 WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT HER, SON? 833 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,608 IS MY LITTLE GIRL LOVELY, OR IS MY LITTLE GIRL LOVELY? 834 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:32,411 OH, DAD. DON'T WORRY ABOUT EMBARRASSING ME. 835 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,314 STOP IT, BILL. SHE IS CUTE AS A BUTTON, THOUGH. 836 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:37,316 SO, WHAT IS IT YOU DO, BOBBY? 837 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:39,318 SARAH NEVER TELLS US ABOUT HER BEAUS. 838 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,220 I'M FINISHING MY Ph.D. IN AMERICAN HISTORY. 839 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:42,988 IT'S A BIOGRAPHY OF ROBERT E. LEE. 840 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:46,125 I ALWAYS FELT SORRY FOR LEE--FORCED TO FIGHT AGAINST HIS OLD FRIENDS 841 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:48,760 AND WEST POINT CLASSMATES, COULD ONLY DRESS IN GRAY. 842 00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:50,429 SAD. [LAUGHTER] 843 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:52,464 SHE'S FUNNY, TOO-- A COMPLETE PACKAGE, YOU KNOW. 844 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,201 WHEN I NEED EXTRA MONEY, I WORK CONSTRUCTION FOR MY BROTHER. 845 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:57,669 WELL, IT SOUNDS VERY MANLY. DO YOU WEAR A HARD HAT? 846 00:33:57,736 --> 00:34:01,473 HEH HEH. SARAH WAS THE ONE WHO ALWAYS HAD THE BOYS KNOCKING AT THE DOOR. 847 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,741 OH, DAD. 848 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:05,411 SHE HAD EYES ONLY FOR THAT SINGER. WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 849 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:08,514 THIN FELLOW-- UH, LOOKED LIKE A GIRL-- 850 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:09,381 MICK JAGGER. 851 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,150 NO, NO, NO. SARAH WAS 852 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,252 SAVING HERSELF FOR DAVID CASSIDY. 853 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:14,653 LIKE YOU WEREN'T. 854 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,988 CAROL WASN'T SAVING HERSELF FOR ANYBODY. 855 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,358 WHAT? AH! I REMEMBER NOW. 856 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:22,128 IT WAS DAVID CASSIDY OF THE PHEASANT FAMILY. 857 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:24,963 BILL, BILL, HONEY, PARTRIDGE FAMILY. 858 00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:26,932 YOU KNOW, I SAW HIM LAST YEAR IN VEGAS. 859 00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:29,968 HE WAS GOOD. HADN'T CHANGED A BIT-- SAME TURTLENECK. 860 00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:32,371 SARAH HAD THE WHOLE PARTRIDGE ACT DOWN. 861 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:35,241 SHE'D PUT ON THE LITTLE MINISKIRT, THE GO-GO BOOTS, 862 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,042 AND PRETEND THAT SHE WAS SUSAN DEY. 863 00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:38,310 THIS IS ALL A LIE. 864 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:40,179 SING THE THEME SONG, SARAH. 865 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,047 DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU, CAROL. 866 00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:44,015 YOU REMEMBER THE INTRO. 867 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:49,655 [IMITATES HARPSICHORD] 868 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:53,159 * HELLO WORLD, THERE'S A SONG THAT WE'RE SINGING * 869 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,594 NO. COME ON. COME ON. 870 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:58,864 * COME ON, GET HAPPY * [LAUGHTER] 871 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:02,168 * A WHOLE LOTTA LOVIN' IS WHAT WE'LL BE BRINGIN' * 872 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:04,936 * WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY * 873 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:08,039 * WE HAD A DREAM WE'D BE TRAVELIN' TOGETHER * 874 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,075 * SPREAD A LITTLE LOVIN' * 875 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:11,643 * THEN WE KEEP MOVING ON * 876 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:14,646 * SOMETHING ALWAYS HAPPENS WHENEVER WE'RE TOGETHER * 877 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:17,516 * WE GET A HAPPY FEELING WHEN WE'RE SINGING A SONG * 878 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:21,820 * HELLO WORLD, THERE'S A SONG THAT WE'RE SINGING * 879 00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:24,022 * COME ON, GET HAPPY * 880 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:28,294 * A WHOLE LOTTA LOVIN' IS WHAT WE'LL BE BRINGIN' * 881 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,197 * WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY * 882 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:34,366 * WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY * 883 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:38,036 * WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY * 884 00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:42,107 [ALL LAUGHING] 885 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,375 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 886 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:45,511 Sarah: OH, THAT WAS WHAT HE TOLD YOU. 887 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:47,813 THAT WAS A GREAT NIGHT. GREAT NIGHT. 888 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,080 I FORGOT HOW MUCH FUN 889 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:51,250 THOSE HUMILIATING FAMILY SING-ALONGS CAN BE. 890 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:53,852 CAN I SAY ONE THING ABOUT MR. INCORRIGIBLE? 891 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:54,986 ONLY IF YOU SING IT. 892 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:58,023 HE IS HOT, AND HE LIKES YOU. 893 00:35:58,089 --> 00:35:59,391 I CAN'T! IT'S JUST MY LUCK! 894 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,526 HE'S THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY STUDENTS. 895 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:02,127 HOW MANY TIMES CAN I TELL YOU? 896 00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:03,662 HE HAS A PH.D. AND A GREAT ASS. 897 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,797 LET'S NOT GET DRAGGED DOWN BY ETHICS. 898 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:07,533 TECHNICALLY, HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS PH.D. YET. 899 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,268 BUT YES, THE ASS THING-- I KNOW. 900 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:11,270 LET'S NOT EVEN MENTION THE EYES, 901 00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:12,404 THE CRINKLY SMILE. 902 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:14,139 NO, THAT WOULD BE WRONG. 903 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:15,841 [SIGHS] SO CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 904 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:17,108 NO. 905 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:20,712 YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT KEVIN, WOULD YOU? 906 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:25,150 IF HE HADN'T...LEFT ME, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 907 00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:27,553 BUT YOU WEREN'T REALLY HAPPY. 908 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:29,421 WELL, I FIGURED THAT WAS THE LIFE I PICKED, 909 00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:31,423 SO I HAD TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT. 910 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:33,825 I'M NOT EVEN SURE I DESERVE A NEW LIFE NOW. 911 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:36,728 SOMETIMES I THINK THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY ONE CHANCE 912 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:37,796 AND I BLEW IT. 913 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:38,664 WHERE DID WE GET 914 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:41,233 THESE BAD ATTITUDES, YOU THINK? 915 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,634 THE NUNS? 916 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:43,769 YEAH, THAT WORKS. 917 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:45,036 LET'S BLAME THE NUNS. 918 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:46,638 CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING? 919 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,877 YOU LOVE ME. I KNOW. 920 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,312 I DO. 921 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:55,013 [DOOR CLOSES] 922 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,916 I MEAN, I WAS REALLY, REALLY BAD. SHE DID NOT SEE MY "A "GAME. 923 00:36:57,983 --> 00:37:00,085 IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE DIDN'T SEE YOUR "B" OR "C" GAME, EITHER. 924 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:02,087 I'M GONNA CALL HER AGAIN, YOU KNOW? I WANT TO ASK HER OUT. 925 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:05,524 I NEED A MULLIGAN. DOG THREW ME. I MEAN, THE SUN WAS IN MY EYES. 926 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,326 SO, JUST PICK SOMEONE ELSE AND START OVER. 927 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:10,396 NO, THIS GIRL-- THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL ABOUT THIS GIRL. 928 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:12,464 YOU KNOW THE EXPRESSION, "SHE TOOK MY BREATH AWAY"? 929 00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:15,133 I MEAN, SHE DID. I ACTUALLY GASPED. 930 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,002 I'M OFF THE BENCH, MAN. 931 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,871 [SIGHS] THINK SHE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN? I WOULDN'T. 932 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:23,141 YOU'RE NOT NICE. LIKE, YOU'RE NOT A NICE PERSON. 933 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:26,578 ["MONSTER MASH" PLAYING] 934 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,079 HI, JUNE. HI. HEY, JUNE. 935 00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:30,148 HI, JUNE. HEYA, JUNE. 936 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:31,550 NEED MORE CUPCAKES, SARAH. 937 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:33,385 ALL THE DADS ARE STAYING FOR THE PARTY. 938 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:34,753 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 939 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,388 I HAVE NO IDEA. EVERY HALLOWEEN, 940 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:38,524 IT'S THE SAME THING. BUT I GUESS IT'S GREAT 941 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,626 HOW INVOLVED THEY ARE IN THEIR KIDS' WORLD. 942 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,861 ISN'T IT? YEAH. YEAH. 943 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,731 WHY DON'T YOU AND ERIC COME OVER TONIGHT? 944 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:47,633 I'LL RENT A HOPELESSLY ROMANTIC MOVIE, 945 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:49,668 AND WE CAN ALL HOLD HANDS TOGETHER AND CRY. 946 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,403 SOUNDS FUN. BUT WE CAN'T. 947 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:54,773 IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY, AND WE ALWAYS SPEND IT JUST THE TWO OF US. 948 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,141 OHH. SWEET. 949 00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:58,477 7 YEARS AGO TONIGHT, WE MET AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE. 950 00:37:58,544 --> 00:38:01,012 THEY WERE TRYING TO FIX ERIC UP WITH MY SISTER. 951 00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,414 OOPS. 952 00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:08,620 SORRY WE'RE LATE. AUSTIN DRIVES SO SLOW. 953 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:11,156 LISTEN. I HOPE MY FAMILY WASN'T TOO EMBARRASSING LAST NIGHT. 954 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:12,958 OH, NO, NOT AT ALL. 955 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:15,694 THEY DO SEEM A LITTLE BIT INVOLVED IN YOUR LIFE. 956 00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,496 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 957 00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:19,731 AUSTIN'S MOM'S FROM A LARGE FAMILY. 958 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,300 THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE THAT DON'T SPEAK TO ME ANYMORE. 959 00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:23,935 THIMBLEFUL OF JUICE? 960 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,904 SURE. BUT JUST ONE. 961 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,373 TO GOOD TEACHERS. 962 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:29,074 TO GOOD DADS. 963 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,743 TO GOOD TEACHERS WHO ARE ALSO VERY BEAUTIFUL. 964 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:37,883 TO GOOD DADS WHO ARE DANGEROUSLY CUTE AND CHARMING. 965 00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:39,250 THERE YOU GO. 966 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,852 HEH HEH. 967 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,256 AHH. 968 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:48,427 THERE'S AN ATTRACTION HERE, SARAH. YOU CAN'T DENY IT. 969 00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:50,396 I'M NOT. I'M TRYING TO IGNORE IT. 970 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:51,830 WHY? WELL, FOR ONE, 971 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:53,765 AUSTIN IS MY STUDENT. 972 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:56,134 TWO, WE'RE IN THE PUPPET CLOSET. 973 00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:58,336 COULDN'T WE GO OUT SOMETIME, OUT IN THE REAL WORLD? 974 00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:00,506 I'M NOT SO GOOD IN THE REAL WORLD. 975 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,608 I WAS LOOKING AT THE HANDBOOK, 976 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,876 UNDER "DATING-- PARENTS AND TEACHERS." 977 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,878 NOTHING. THERE'S NOTHING THERE. 978 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,881 SARAH, WE NEED THE EMERGENCY PANTS. 979 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:11,950 IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 980 00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:17,456 THE EMERGENCY PANTS-- COME ON, SWEETIE. 981 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,860 [SIZZLING] 982 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,534 HEY, BABE. MY NAME IS RON, 983 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,069 MID-FORTIES, HANDSOME, TOTALLY TONED, 984 00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,805 5-7, 161 POUNDS, GIVE OR TAKE A PIECE OF PIZZA. 985 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:37,843 HA HA! NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. I'M TOTALLY TONED. CALL ME. YOU WON'T BE SORRY. 986 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,344 OOH. 987 00:39:39,411 --> 00:39:41,580 HI, SARAH. IT'S LENNIE. 988 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:44,783 I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME, AND I'M... 989 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:49,287 [SOBBING] 990 00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:52,057 I'LL CALL BACK. 991 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:53,792 HI. UH, SARAH? 992 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:56,327 IT'S JAKE ANDERSON, THE IDIOT FROM THE DOG PARK. 993 00:39:56,394 --> 00:40:00,131 ACTUALLY, THAT WAS ALL A TEST TO SEE HOW YOU RESPOND TO CRAZY PEOPLE. 994 00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:01,667 AND YOU PASSED. 995 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,570 SO, MAYBE WE COULD SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. 996 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,305 WHAT DO YOU SAY? DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE? 997 00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:09,741 [ARMENIAN MUSIC PLAYING] 998 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:12,143 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING AND CHEERING] 999 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,849 YOU KNOW, I HAD A COUPLE OF ICEBREAKERS. 1000 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,952 I EVEN HAD A FEW STORIES FOR YOU, ANECDOTES. 1001 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:23,622 BUT I FORGOT THEM ALL. I THINK IT MIGHT BE THAT DRESS. 1002 00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:26,892 MY SISTER CAROL MADE ME BUY IT. I LOVE CAROL. 1003 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,760 HA HA HA. HEH. 1004 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:29,961 HMM. 1005 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,363 WELL, THIS IS A VERY CHARMING PLACE. 1006 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,099 YEAH. GOOD FOOD? 1007 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:37,135 NO, NOT PARTICULARLY. BUT I LIKE THE AMBIANCE. 1008 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:39,838 I COME HERE BECAUSE I KNOW THE OWNERS, THE PARSEGHIANS-- 1009 00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:41,840 THAT COUPLE OVER THERE. SEE? 1010 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:43,742 THEY'RE WAVING. THEY WANT US TO JOIN THEM. 1011 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,344 OH, A FEW YEARS AGO, IN A MOMENT OF BLAZING CLARITY, 1012 00:40:46,411 --> 00:40:48,680 I FORSWORE ETHNIC FOLK DANCING. SO... 1013 00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:50,982 THEY'LL COME OVER AND SAY HELLO AND MAYBE-- 1014 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:53,251 HOW ARE YOU? HI! [SPEAKING ARMENIAN] 1015 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,420 HOW ARE YOU? [SPEAKING ARMENIAN] 1016 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,288 HELLO! HELLO! 1017 00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:59,357 [SPEAKING ARMENIAN] 1018 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:01,359 NICE, RIGHT? [SPEAKING ARMENIAN] 1019 00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:03,629 SARAH, MR. AND MRS. PARSEGHIAN. HELLO. 1020 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:06,197 WELCOME, SARAH. THANK YOU. 1021 00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:09,234 [BOTH SPEAKING ARMENIAN] 1022 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:16,307 SEE YOU LATER. YES. 1023 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,510 WE'LL DRINK. OK. ABSOLUTELY. 1024 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,212 YOU SPEAK ARMENIAN. A LITTLE BIT. 1025 00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:22,948 WELL, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 1026 00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,283 I ASKED HIM, "WHERE IS THE YOUTH HOSTEL?" IT'S ALL I REMEMBER. 1027 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:26,518 HA HA HA! 1028 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:28,820 IT'S KIND OF A JOKE WE HAVE. 1029 00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:31,422 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO, EXACTLY? 1030 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,092 I--GOD. NO WONDER I LIVE ALONE. 1031 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:35,961 OH. UH, I BUILD BOATS. 1032 00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:39,330 YOU KNOW, THESE HANDCRAFTED WOODEN SCULLS-- 1033 00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:40,566 ROWING? YEAH. 1034 00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,133 THE RACING ONES. REALLY? 1035 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,969 YEAH. YEP. OH. 1036 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:46,738 DOES ANYONE BUY THOSE? NOPE. NOT YET. 1037 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:49,340 EVERYBODY WANTS ALL THESE HIGH-TECH, 1038 00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,109 FIBERGLASS, YOU KNOW-- 1039 00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,845 NO TURBULENCE. I MEAN, WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT RIDE? 1040 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:55,847 I DON'T KNOW. BUT THEY'LL COME AROUND. 1041 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:58,650 WELL, DON'T COUNT ON ME. I GET SEASICK--IN THE BATHTUB. 1042 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,185 REALLY? YEAH. 1043 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:04,656 YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN WE JUST SKIP ALL THE SMALL TALK? 1044 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:07,192 WHAT? CAN WE SKIP THE SMALL TALK? 1045 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:09,060 JUST SKIP IT? 1046 00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:11,797 YOU KNOW? LIKE, WHO ARE YOU? WHO AM I? 1047 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,531 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE TOGETHER TONIGHT? 1048 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:16,401 I JUST HAVE THIS THEORY THAT WHEN YOU FIRST MEET SOMEBODY, 1049 00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:17,669 THAT'S THE TIME 1050 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:19,470 WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE TOTALLY HONEST, 1051 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,172 BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE. 1052 00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,908 5, 10 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD, GETS A LOT HARDER. 1053 00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:24,810 YOU CAN'T JUST WAKE UP ONE DAY AND SAY, 1054 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,845 "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DEAR. THIS IS THE REAL ME." IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 1055 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:29,080 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN, THIS IS IT. 1056 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:31,149 WE'RE NEVER GONNA SEE EACH OTHER AS CLEARLY AND AS NAKEDLY 1057 00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:34,019 AS WE DO IN THIS MOMENT, RIGHT NOW, THIS INSTANT. 1058 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:36,521 I'M REALLY SCARING YOU RIGHT NOW, AREN'T I? 1059 00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:39,057 JUST A LITTLE BIT. YEAH. 1060 00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:41,092 BUT, YOU KNOW, ON THE ONE HAND... 1061 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,328 YOU'RE VERY CHARMING AND INTERESTING, 1062 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,163 AND YOU HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY, 1063 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,866 AND, YOU KNOW, ON THE OTHER HAND, A LITTLE BIT SCARY. 1064 00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:49,868 OK. WELL, HERE'S MY STORY. 1065 00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:51,937 HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 1066 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,304 OK. 1067 00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:56,441 I'M JUST DIVORCED. AND I HAD MY HEART BROKEN BADLY 1068 00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:58,977 BY A WOMAN THAT I REALLY LOVED. 1069 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:00,211 WOW. 1070 00:43:00,278 --> 00:43:03,081 YOU KNOW, BUT I THINK YOUR HEART GROWS BACK BIGGER. 1071 00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:06,084 YOU KNOW? ONCE YOU'VE GOT THE...BEAT OUT OF YOU. 1072 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:09,087 AND THE UNIVERSE LETS YOUR HEART EXPAND THAT WAY. 1073 00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:12,057 I THINK THAT'S THE FUNCTION OF ALL THIS PAIN AND HEARTACHE 1074 00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:14,592 THAT WE ALL GO THROUGH. YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH THAT 1075 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,295 TO COME OUT TO A BETTER PLACE. AND THAT'S HOW I SEE IT, ANYWAY. 1076 00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:21,366 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHY IS A DAZZLING WOMAN LIKE YOU SINGLE? 1077 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:25,070 OHH. UM... 1078 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,072 COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT. YOU CAN JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH. 1079 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:29,074 OR IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS. I MEAN, JUST BE HONEST. 1080 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,776 WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE, YOU KNOW? 1081 00:43:30,842 --> 00:43:32,610 AFTER THE DINNER, WE SHAKE HANDS. "GOOD NIGHT." 1082 00:43:32,678 --> 00:43:35,180 NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. ALL RIGHT. 1083 00:43:37,883 --> 00:43:40,819 HE STOPPED LOVING ME. 1084 00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:45,156 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID OR WHAT I DIDN'T DO. 1085 00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:47,392 HE JUST STOPPED. 1086 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:56,201 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SAID THAT OUT LOUD BEFORE. 1087 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,808 SEE? THAT WAS GREAT. WE JUST TOTALLY HAD AN HONEST MOMENT. 1088 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,575 NOW WE CAN SIT BACK AND ENJOY OUR FOOD 1089 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,344 AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. I'M JAKE. 1090 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:07,345 HEH. 1091 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,422 [MOANING] 1092 00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:22,961 [PANTING] CONDOM? 1093 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:24,930 YOU DON'T HAVE ONE? WHY WOULD I HAVE ONE? 1094 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:26,364 FOR OCCASIONS LIKE THIS. 1095 00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:28,499 THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY OCCASIONS LIKE THIS. OH. 1096 00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:29,768 YOU DIDN'T BRING ONE? 1097 00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:31,402 I DIDN'T WANT TO JINX IT. 1098 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,776 SO, THIS PRESCHOOL OF YOURS. IT'S WHAT, TRADITIONAL? DEVELOPMENTAL? MONTESSORI? 1099 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:40,145 YEAH, YEAH. ALL THAT. DRUGSTORE! OK. 1100 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:42,313 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1101 00:44:55,326 --> 00:44:58,129 [SIGHS] THERE'S A RITE AID ON 93rd. HANG A LEFT. 1102 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,597 OK. SHOULD I TAKE THE FREEWAY, YOU THINK? 1103 00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:00,932 PLEASE TURN LEFT. ALL RIGHT. 1104 00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:04,836 [HORN HONKS] 1105 00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:07,839 [SIGHS] IS THIS THE FASTEST YOU CAN GO? 1106 00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:10,776 I COULD GO FASTER, BUT WE'D LIFT OFF. 1107 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:16,882 YOU DRIVE. ALL RIGHT. 1108 00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:18,884 WHOA! WHOO! 1109 00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:23,054 FOR BIG ONES, YOU NEED ABOUT 5, 6 COATS OF VARNISH. 1110 00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:25,757 FOR THE SINGLES... IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. 1111 00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:28,026 THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE. JACKPOT! 1112 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:35,733 THEY'RE OUT! 1113 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:40,571 HOW CAN THEY BE OUT? I DON'T KNOW. 1114 00:45:40,638 --> 00:45:42,240 BUT I HAVE A THEORY. 1115 00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:45,576 EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE CITY IS HAVING SEX 1116 00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:48,847 AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT, EXCEPT US. 1117 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,817 BUT WE WILL PRESS ON. 1118 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:07,698 OH. 1119 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,500 WOW. [SIGHS] 1120 00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:11,702 [SIGHS] YAY. 1121 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,171 WHAT'S WRONG? 1122 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,310 WELL, THE MAGIC IS GONE A LITTLE. 1123 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:21,712 OH. OK. 1124 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,114 I MEAN, I-- 1125 00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:25,216 NO, NO. I UNDERSTAND TOTALLY. LOOK, YOU KNOW. 1126 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,352 I MEAN, LOOK. THERE'S OTHER THINGS WE CAN DO. 1127 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:30,355 I'D BE HAPPY JUST TO STAY WITH YOU AND LOOK AT YOU ALL NIGHT. 1128 00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:33,892 YEAH. I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN A WHILE. AND, UM-- 1129 00:46:33,959 --> 00:46:35,660 NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO. YEAH. 1130 00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,362 YEAH. YEAH. 1131 00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:39,630 HEY, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. LOOK, IF THE MAGIC IS GONE, THAT IMPLIES 1132 00:46:39,697 --> 00:46:41,833 THAT THERE WAS ONCE MAGIC THERE. AND THAT'S NOT BAD 1133 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,701 FOR A FIRST DATE. SECOND DATE. 1134 00:46:43,768 --> 00:46:46,171 SECOND DATE. THIS IS GREAT. HMM. 1135 00:46:46,237 --> 00:46:48,473 I HAD A GREAT TIME. ME, TOO. 1136 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,342 SO... 1137 00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:53,411 GOOD NIGHT. 1138 00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:59,250 YOU STILL HAVE TO DRIVE ME HOME, THOUGH. 1139 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:02,287 RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIVE HERE. 1140 00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,757 Carol: HELLO. DON'T WORRY. IT'S JUST ME. 1141 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,493 I'M IN THE KITCHEN. 1142 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:10,161 I FILLED YOUR FREEZER AGAIN. 1143 00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:12,597 THERE'S NOW ENOUGH MEAT TO FEED EVERY GUY 1144 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:15,733 WHO ANSWERED YOUR AD AND STILL... 1145 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,169 JAKE ANDERSON, MY SISTER CAROL. 1146 00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:19,270 HI. 1147 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,838 HI. 1148 00:47:20,906 --> 00:47:23,574 JAKE DID, IN FACT, ANSWER THE AD. 1149 00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:25,543 DO I GET MY MEAT? 1150 00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:30,181 THANK YOU. 1151 00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:40,158 SORRY TO SCARE HIM AWAY. 1152 00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:42,027 IT'S OK. I THINK WE BOTH REALIZED 1153 00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:43,895 IT WASN'T GOING TO HAPPEN TONIGHT. 1154 00:47:43,962 --> 00:47:46,197 WHAT'S THE MATTER? HE'S SO CUTE. 1155 00:47:46,264 --> 00:47:48,666 I DON'T KNOW. WE HAD A GREAT NIGHT-- 1156 00:47:48,733 --> 00:47:50,401 LAUGHING, REALLY TALKING. 1157 00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:53,204 YOU HAD A GUY TALKING, AND YOU LET HIM ESCAPE? 1158 00:47:53,271 --> 00:47:56,241 I'M NOT SURE I ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD A LOT OF WHAT HE SAID. 1159 00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:58,109 DOESN'T MATTER. HE SPOKE. 1160 00:47:58,176 --> 00:48:00,778 AND ARE WE TALKING FULL SENTENCES HERE OR JUST GRUNTING? 1161 00:48:00,845 --> 00:48:02,280 HE'S QUITE EMOTIONAL. I THINK I KNOW 1162 00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:03,714 MORE ABOUT HIM THAN I DO ABOUT KEVIN. 1163 00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,751 AN EMOTIONAL MAN WHO LIKES TO TALK... 1164 00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:08,819 THIS IS A MYTHICAL FIGURE, SARAH. 1165 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,755 I DON'T THINK I'M READY FOR HIM. 1166 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:12,357 HE'S LOOKING FOR THE WHOLE DANCE, 1167 00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:14,159 AND I'M JUST STARTING TO RELEARN THE STEPS. 1168 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,361 WHAT HAPPENED, EXACTLY? 1169 00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:19,264 COME ON, TELL ME. LEAVE NOTHING OUT. 1170 00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,799 OK. WE REALLY CONNECTED AT THE RESTAURANT, LIKE I SAID. 1171 00:48:21,866 --> 00:48:24,435 BUT THEN, WHERE DO YOU GO FROM THERE? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1172 00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:26,604 HOW MUCH BABA GHANOUSH CAN YOU HAVE? 1173 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:29,774 THEN WE STARTED MAKING OUT, WHICH WAS LIKE BEING IN 11th GRADE AGAIN. 1174 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,442 THEN NEITHER ONE OF US HAD A CONDOM, 1175 00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:33,511 WHICH I THINK REFLECTS SOME AMBIVALENCE. 1176 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:36,381 MAYBE I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS LIFE IN THE FAST LANE. 1177 00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:39,150 FAST LANE? YOU'RE NOT EVEN ON THE ON-RAMP. 1178 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:41,486 BUT THESE PEOPLE SEEM HAPPY. 1179 00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:43,421 WELL, OF COURSE THEY DO. THEY HAVE A CONDOM. 1180 00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:45,256 MARC AND I COULDN'T FIND A CONDOM ONCE. 1181 00:48:45,323 --> 00:48:46,691 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE USED? 1182 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,893 NO. SARAN WRAP. 1183 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,663 THANK YOU FOR THAT IMAGE, WHICH WILL STAY IN MY BRAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 1184 00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:56,034 IT WAS SEXY, IN A "GOOD HOUSEKEEPING" KIND OF WAY. 1185 00:48:56,101 --> 00:48:58,803 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WRAP LEFTOVERS AGAIN. 1186 00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,105 DID IT WORK? 1187 00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:03,174 MAEVE WAS BORN 9 MONTHS AND ONE DAY LATER. 1188 00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:08,479 I DON'T WANT TO JUST DO RANDOM DATING, CAROL. I WANNA BE IN LOVE. 1189 00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:11,616 I WANT TO WAKE UP NEXT TO SOMEONE AND SEE THEM SMILE, 1190 00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:14,952 DO THE WHOLE SUNDAY BREAKFAST THING-- GO OUT AND GET THE PAPER, 1191 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:17,855 STAY IN BED TOGETHER ALL DAY. 1192 00:49:17,922 --> 00:49:20,291 WOULDN'T WE ALL? 1193 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:28,033 MAN, THIS IS--THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. 1194 00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:29,500 I JUST--I LOVE THIS. 1195 00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:31,202 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BUILT IT WITH YOUR OWN HANDS. 1196 00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:33,004 YEAH, HAND-CRAFTED, HAND-CARVED. 1197 00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:35,773 I MEAN, I HOPE YOU'LL FIND THAT IT'S MORE THAN JUST A BOAT. 1198 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,308 IT'S A TIME MACHINE. 1199 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:39,044 I LOVE IT. I WANT IT. I'LL TAKE IT. 1200 00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:41,779 GREAT. DID YOU DO A LOT OF RACING IN COLLEGE? 1201 00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:42,913 I DON'T PLAN TO RACE IT. 1202 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,382 COULD YOU CUT IT IN HALF FOR ME? 1203 00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:46,451 EXCUSE ME? 1204 00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:47,985 YEAH, CUT IT IN HALF LENGTHWISE, 1205 00:49:48,053 --> 00:49:49,187 'CAUSE I THINK IT WOULD BE EASIER 1206 00:49:49,254 --> 00:49:50,855 TO MOUNT ON THE WALL THAT WAY. 1207 00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:52,923 YOU WANT TO MOUNT THE BOAT? WELL, YEAH. 1208 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,392 I THOUGHT I'D PUT IT THE DEN, 1209 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,127 'CAUSE IT'D LOOK GREAT ABOVE MY BIG SCREEN. 1210 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:58,063 YOU KNOW, I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD 1211 00:49:58,129 --> 00:49:59,930 GO TO IKEA AND BUY A CANOE. 1212 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:01,932 IT'S NOT FOR SALE IN THAT WAY. 1213 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,368 HE'S--HE'S KIDDING, RIGHT? 1214 00:50:03,434 --> 00:50:05,002 WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE? 1215 00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:07,105 I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS DREAM THAT IT'S GOING TO END UP WET. 1216 00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:08,906 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S JUST, IT'S NOT FOR SALE IN THAT WAY 1217 00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:10,541 AT THIS TIME. EVER, REALLY. 1218 00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:11,809 OK. WELL-- YEAH. 1219 00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,311 LOOK, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, I REALLY DO WANT IT. 1220 00:50:13,378 --> 00:50:14,779 YEAH, IF I CHANGE MY PERSONALITY, 1221 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,647 I'LL LET YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, WHAT I'VE BECOME. 1222 00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:17,982 OK... 1223 00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:19,817 THANKS SO MUCH. 1224 00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:21,186 NICE GUY. 1225 00:50:21,252 --> 00:50:23,088 STANLEY OWES ME A FAVOR, IT WAS A GUARANTEED SALE. 1226 00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:24,189 OH, SO WHAT? OH, THAT'S RIGHT, 1227 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:25,356 YOU CAN AFFORD TO BE PICKY. 1228 00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:27,058 YOU SOLD, UH, LET'S SEE, NO BOATS. 1229 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,593 NO BOATS AT ALL. 1230 00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:30,195 YOU WORRY TOO MUCH. 1231 00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:31,362 YOU REALLY DO. 1232 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:33,064 YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 1233 00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:34,532 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME DATE. 1234 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:36,567 OH, CHARLIE, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS GIRL. 1235 00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:38,636 SHE'S SHY, 1236 00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:40,938 SHE'S FRAGILE, SHE'S SELF-CONSCIOUS, 1237 00:50:41,005 --> 00:50:42,473 SHE HAS NO IDEA HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS. 1238 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:45,876 SHE'S A MESS. IT'S FANTASTIC. 1239 00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:48,079 THE EVENING DIDN'T END UP GREAT, 1240 00:50:48,146 --> 00:50:49,580 BUT THERE WERE MOMENTS IN THERE, 1241 00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:52,083 MOMENTS WHERE WE WERE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OURSELVES. 1242 00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:53,251 I MEAN, I WAS COMPLETELY PSYCHOTIC, 1243 00:50:53,318 --> 00:50:55,386 BUT SHE WAS COMPLETELY LOVELY. 1244 00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:56,621 ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT COMPLETELY 1245 00:50:56,687 --> 00:50:58,423 CLOSING THE SALE ANYTIME SOON, OR... 1246 00:50:58,489 --> 00:51:00,658 YEAH, SEE, I TELL YOU ABOUT A NIGHT WITH AN UNUSUAL WOMAN, 1247 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:02,927 AND YOU TRY TO TURN IT INTO SOME BUSINESS TRANSACTION. 1248 00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:05,296 WE'RE NOT BUYING AND SELLING REAL ESTATE HERE, CHARLIE. 1249 00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:06,964 AND IF WE WERE SELLING REAL ESTATE? 1250 00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:08,833 WE'D BE IN ESCROW THIS WEEKEND. 1251 00:51:10,034 --> 00:51:12,270 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1252 00:51:18,109 --> 00:51:19,877 I SEE DAD'S NOT ALONE. 1253 00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:22,513 AH, NEVER. NOT OUR DAD. 1254 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,014 I'M NOT CALLING ANY OF THEM MOM. 1255 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,216 I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 1256 00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:26,851 WHAT IS THE NEW ONE'S NAME AGAIN? 1257 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:29,086 UH, I BELIEVE THAT IS MARLENE. 1258 00:51:29,154 --> 00:51:31,756 THERE'S ALSO A LINDA, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S HER. 1259 00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:33,023 THAT'S DOROTHY. 1260 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,125 WELL, WHO KNEW? 1261 00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:35,593 HI, THERE. 1262 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:36,861 AUNT EILEEN! 1263 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,763 HA! 1264 00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:39,997 YOU LOOK WONDERFUL. 1265 00:51:40,064 --> 00:51:41,166 THANK YOU, DEAR. 1266 00:51:41,232 --> 00:51:44,068 YOU LOOK FINE, TOO, CONSIDERING. 1267 00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:45,770 WE NEVER LIKED KEVIN. 1268 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:49,006 WE COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING, BUT WE KNEW. 1269 00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:50,275 THAT'S SO SWEET. 1270 00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:52,109 I HEAR YOU'RE NOT SEEING ANYONE. 1271 00:51:52,177 --> 00:51:54,445 IS THAT WISE? WITH THE CLOCK TICKING? 1272 00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:58,082 BECAUSE I HAVE SOMEONE SPECIAL FOR YOU. 1273 00:51:58,149 --> 00:52:01,286 CASEY DONOVAN. HANDSOME, SMART, SINGLE, 1274 00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:03,321 AUNT EILEEN? YES? 1275 00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:05,290 HE'S MY FIRST COUSIN. 1276 00:52:05,356 --> 00:52:06,757 [TAPPING ON GLASS] 1277 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:09,227 THIS IS A FINE DAY FOR THE NOLAN FAMILY, I TELL YOU. 1278 00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:11,496 FOR MY SON, BILL JR.-- 1279 00:52:11,562 --> 00:52:13,498 [APPLAUSE] 1280 00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:17,968 AND YOUNG RYAN HERE, THE CONFIRMATION BOY, 1281 00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:20,805 AND OLD BILL HERE. 1282 00:52:20,871 --> 00:52:22,773 [APPLAUSE] 1283 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,575 [LAUGHTER] 1284 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,312 I'D LIKE TO DO A POEM, IF I MAY, 1285 00:52:27,378 --> 00:52:30,348 TO COMMEMORATE THE OCCASION. 1286 00:52:30,415 --> 00:52:31,416 WHO DO YOU THINK HE'LL GO WITH? 1287 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:32,917 TENNYSON. BROWNING. 1288 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,185 YEATS. 1289 00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:35,186 "BROWN PENNY" 1290 00:52:35,253 --> 00:52:37,788 BY WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS. 1291 00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:39,524 WHO KNOWS HER DADDY? 1292 00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:43,093 I WHISPERED, "I AM TOO YOUNG," 1293 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,464 AND THEN, "I AM OLD ENOUGH." 1294 00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:52,570 WHEREFORE I THREW A PENNY TO FIND OUT IF I MIGHT LOVE. 1295 00:52:52,637 --> 00:52:55,206 "GO AND LOVE, GO AND LOVE, YOUNG MAN. 1296 00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:58,409 IF THE LADY BE YOUNG AND FAIR." 1297 00:52:58,476 --> 00:53:01,612 AH, PENNY, BROWN PENNY, BROWN PENNY. 1298 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:05,850 I AM LOOPED IN THE LOOPS OF HER HAIR. 1299 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:09,220 O LOVE IS THE CROOKED THING. 1300 00:53:09,287 --> 00:53:11,989 THERE IS NOBODY WISE ENOUGH 1301 00:53:12,056 --> 00:53:16,060 TO FIND OUT ALL THAT IS IN IT 1302 00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:22,132 FOR HE WOULD BE THINKING OF LOVE TILL THE STARS HAD RUN AWAY 1303 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:26,771 AND THE SHADOWS EATEN THE MOON. 1304 00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:30,508 AH, PENNY, BROWN PENNY, BROWN PENNY. 1305 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:35,380 ONE CANNOT BEGIN IT TOO SOON. 1306 00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:38,115 [ALL MURMURING] 1307 00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:40,150 Man: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, HUH? 1308 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,652 [APPLAUSE] 1309 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:47,358 SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, AUNT EILEEN. 1310 00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:48,793 IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE. 1311 00:53:48,859 --> 00:53:50,261 MOTHER TERESA! 1312 00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:52,263 MOTHER TERESA, NO, STOP, MICHAEL! 1313 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:55,032 OH, IT'S OK, I DON'T MIND. 1314 00:53:55,099 --> 00:53:56,801 SHE DOESN'T MIND. 1315 00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:57,968 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 1316 00:53:58,035 --> 00:54:01,606 SHE ACTUALLY LIKES DOGS, AND ME. SHE JUST FORGETS. 1317 00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:03,007 BYE. 1318 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,609 SARAH, DARLING, 1319 00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:06,076 SOME PRESSING BUSINESS HAS COME UP, 1320 00:54:06,143 --> 00:54:10,481 AND I WAS HOPING YOU'D FERRY DOLLY HOME FOR ME. 1321 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:13,117 OK, SURE, DAD. 1322 00:54:13,183 --> 00:54:14,485 I DON'T MIND STAYING. 1323 00:54:14,552 --> 00:54:17,688 YOU'RE A SWEETHEART, BOTH OF YOU. 1324 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,996 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY COMPETITION? 1325 00:54:26,063 --> 00:54:29,700 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DISCUSS MY FATHER'S-- 1326 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:32,870 OH, IT'S OK, IT'S OK, I KNOW. 1327 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,505 A WOMAN ALWAYS KNOWS. 1328 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:37,675 NOT ALWAYS. 1329 00:54:39,076 --> 00:54:42,313 YOUR GUY GO YOUNGER? YEAH. 1330 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:44,482 THEY ALWAYS GO YOUNGER, DON'T THEY? 1331 00:54:44,549 --> 00:54:47,284 IT DOES SEEM TO TREND THAT WAY, DOESN'T IT? 1332 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:48,853 WHEN THEY'RE 80, THEY WANT 60. 1333 00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:50,555 WHEN THEY'RE 60, THEY WANT 40. 1334 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,056 HELL, WHEN THEY'RE 80, THEY WANT 40. 1335 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,157 AND THEY GET IT, TOO. 1336 00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:54,792 GODDAMN SUPPLY AND DEMAND. 1337 00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:57,528 WE OUGHT TO KILL THE GUY WHO THOUGHT THAT ONE UP. 1338 00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:01,031 SO YOU DIDN'T SEE IT COMING, HUH? 1339 00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:02,833 NO, I THOUGHT WE WERE HAPPY. 1340 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:05,536 MAYBE NOT "HAPPY" HAPPY, BUT, YOU KNOW, SATISFIED. 1341 00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:07,738 I THOUGHT WE WERE HAPPY THREE TIMES. 1342 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:10,541 [COMPUTER DINGS] OOH, GOT A LIVE ONE. 1343 00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,243 YOU GOTTA COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 1344 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,546 I LOVE THIS INTERNET. 1345 00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:18,383 IT'S PART FANTASY, PART COMMUNITY, 1346 00:55:18,449 --> 00:55:20,117 AND YOU GET TO PAY YOUR BILLS NAKED. 1347 00:55:20,184 --> 00:55:22,687 THEY DON'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH AS A SELLING POINT. 1348 00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:25,289 IT'S JEREMY IN SAN DIEGO. 1349 00:55:25,356 --> 00:55:26,624 HE THINKS I'M 16. 1350 00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:28,459 HE INVERTED THE NUMBERS IN MY AGE. 1351 00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:30,127 I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM. 1352 00:55:30,194 --> 00:55:31,629 OH, NO, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN CRUEL. 1353 00:55:31,696 --> 00:55:34,865 HE COMES TO ME FOR ADVICE. HE THINKS I'M VERY MATURE. 1354 00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:36,701 WE'RE PINNED. 1355 00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:38,135 OH! 1356 00:55:38,202 --> 00:55:39,404 YOU'RE ON THIS, AREN'T YOU? 1357 00:55:39,470 --> 00:55:40,571 PERFECTMATCH.COM. 1358 00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:42,673 WHAT, JUST ONE SITE? YEAH. 1359 00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:45,342 HONEY, YOU GOTTA PUT MORE BETS ON THE TABLE. 1360 00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:46,577 I'M ON AT LEAST TEN. 1361 00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:49,213 YOU GET TO TRY OUT DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES. 1362 00:55:49,279 --> 00:55:50,548 LIKE HERE. I SAY, 1363 00:55:50,615 --> 00:55:54,251 "I'M INTO OPERA, ANTIQUES, 1364 00:55:54,318 --> 00:55:56,320 POETRY IN THE ORIGINAL GREEK." 1365 00:55:56,387 --> 00:55:58,656 AND ON THIS ONE-- 1366 00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:02,092 "I LIKE TO SKYDIVE, RIDE MOTORCYCLES 1367 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:03,428 AND ENJOY RODEO." 1368 00:56:03,494 --> 00:56:05,463 BUT YOU DON'T DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 1369 00:56:05,530 --> 00:56:07,164 IT'S AN AD. 1370 00:56:07,231 --> 00:56:09,900 IT'S LIKE THOSE CARS THAT SAY THEY GET 30 MILES TO THE GALLON. 1371 00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:11,836 I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? 1372 00:56:11,902 --> 00:56:14,572 YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR A TEST DRIVE. 1373 00:56:14,639 --> 00:56:16,707 I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE ADVERTISING MYSELF THIS WAY. 1374 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:21,278 HONEY, WHEN YOU GET TO BE MY AGE, AND YOU'RE APPROACHING YOUR EXPIRATION DATE, 1375 00:56:21,345 --> 00:56:23,414 IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE. 1376 00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:25,550 THIS BABY NEVER SLEEPS. 1377 00:56:25,616 --> 00:56:27,351 IT'S WORKING FOR ME 24 HOURS A DAY, 1378 00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:30,921 GOD BLESS ITS LITTLE PENTIUM-CHIP HEART. 1379 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,358 SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR EX. 1380 00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:37,762 KEVIN. HE'S A FIREMAN. 1381 00:56:37,828 --> 00:56:39,263 AND CUTE. 1382 00:56:39,329 --> 00:56:40,631 VERY, VERY CUTE. 1383 00:56:40,698 --> 00:56:42,667 I HAVE THE CALENDARS. 1384 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,034 WE MET DURING THAT PERIOD OF MY LIFE 1385 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:45,836 WHEN I WAS DATING ALL MY BROTHERS' FRIENDS. 1386 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,539 MY FIRST 2 HUSBANDS WERE FRIENDS OF MY BROTHER DAVE. 1387 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:51,175 BOTH OF THEM BASTARDS. 1388 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:53,343 BUT THEN, SO WAS MY BROTHER DAVE. 1389 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:57,014 THINGS SEEMED TO BE GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN WITH ME AND KEVIN. 1390 00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:59,049 WE HAD OUR WORK. 1391 00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:00,317 WE GOT A HOUSE. 1392 00:57:00,384 --> 00:57:01,719 THEN IT WAS TIME TO HAVE KIDS. 1393 00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:04,154 BUT HE WAS NEVER READY. 1394 00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:07,558 I WAS 34, THEN 35, THEN 36. 1395 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:09,026 THEN INSTEAD OF CHILDREN, 1396 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:11,729 KEVIN DECIDED TO HAVE VERONICA. RONNIE. 1397 00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:14,599 CHATTY AS HELL AND 15 YEARS YOUNGER. 1398 00:57:14,665 --> 00:57:17,167 THEY GOT MARRIED 2 MONTHS AGO. 1399 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,004 HMM. 1400 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:21,939 DID I MENTION THAT SHE'S PREGNANT? 1401 00:57:24,141 --> 00:57:26,343 [BARKS] 1402 00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:29,179 [LAUGHS] GO GET IT. 1403 00:57:29,246 --> 00:57:31,516 [BARKS] 1404 00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:34,752 HEY. 1405 00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:38,756 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT IN THE REAL WORLD? 1406 00:57:38,823 --> 00:57:40,290 I'M DOG SITTING WHILE MY BROTHER AND HIS WIFE 1407 00:57:40,357 --> 00:57:41,959 ARE AT MARRIAGE COUNSELING. 1408 00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:44,294 THEY DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW THEY'RE HAVING ANY TROUBLE. 1409 00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:46,497 YOU'RE A DOG GUY. 1410 00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:48,332 YOU KIDDING ME? I'M HALF LABRADOR. 1411 00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:50,234 THROW THAT BALL. SEE WHO GETS IT. 1412 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,569 YEAH, RIGHT. 1413 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:53,403 I FOUND HIM. I FOUND THE ONE I WANT! 1414 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:54,404 AUSTIN! I FOUND MY PUPPY! 1415 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:55,673 YOU DID? 1416 00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:56,874 I'M GETTING A PUPPY! 1417 00:57:56,941 --> 00:57:58,543 YOU ARE? THAT'S AMAZING! 1418 00:57:58,609 --> 00:57:59,810 OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 1419 00:57:59,877 --> 00:58:01,045 OK, LET'S GO GET HIM! 1420 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:03,247 WE'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BUBBA. 1421 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,282 [BARKING] 1422 00:58:05,349 --> 00:58:06,651 THOUGHT IT'D BE GOOD FOR HIM. 1423 00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:08,352 GREAT IDEA. YEAH. 1424 00:58:08,418 --> 00:58:10,621 I WAS GONNA ASK YOU IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS TOO YOUNG, 1425 00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:12,256 BUT IT'S A GOOD AGE, RIGHT? 1426 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:13,323 I THINK SO, YES. 1427 00:58:13,390 --> 00:58:14,992 A BOY NEEDS A DOG. RIGHT? 1428 00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:16,093 ABSOLUTELY. 1429 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,162 WHO ELSE IS GONNA EAT HIS VEGETABLES FOR HIM? 1430 00:58:19,564 --> 00:58:21,465 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO ME 1431 00:58:21,532 --> 00:58:23,668 THAT AUSTIN'S SO HAPPY IN SCHOOL. 1432 00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:26,503 HE'S JUST LUCKY TO HAVE YOU IN HIS LIFE. 1433 00:58:26,571 --> 00:58:27,638 WE BOTH ARE. 1434 00:58:27,705 --> 00:58:29,774 I FOUND HIM, DAD, I FOUND MY PUPPY. 1435 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,177 COME ON IN. HE WANTS TO KISS YOU! 1436 00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:37,314 OH, I THINK YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER TRAILER. 1437 00:58:37,381 --> 00:58:38,649 YEAH... 1438 00:58:41,418 --> 00:58:43,654 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1439 00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:46,290 [RING] 1440 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:47,858 HELLO? 1441 00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:50,160 SO I KNOW OUR DATES AREN'T BEGINNING OR ENDING WELL, 1442 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:52,663 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE I FIND INTRIGUING. 1443 00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:54,565 WELL, IT'S NOT DULL, IS IT? 1444 00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,200 THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT? 1445 00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:59,770 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU WANT TO GET TOGETHER? 1446 00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:02,239 YOU REALLY WANT TO GIVE IT ONE MORE SHOT WITH ME? 1447 00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:03,974 WHY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1448 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:05,976 YOU'RE THIS WHOLE NEW STYLE, THIS WHOLE NEW SYSTEM. 1449 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:08,646 VIVID GRAMMAR OF EROTICISM. 1450 00:59:08,713 --> 00:59:10,547 A COMPLETELY UNIQUE CONSTELLATION OF ATTRIBUTES. 1451 00:59:10,615 --> 00:59:12,382 MY HALLEY'S COMET. 1452 00:59:12,449 --> 00:59:13,884 DO YOU WRITE THIS STUFF DOWN? 1453 00:59:13,951 --> 00:59:15,519 NO, THAT ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF MY HEAD. 1454 00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:18,055 SOMETIMES I USE NOTES. 1455 00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:19,523 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1456 00:59:19,590 --> 00:59:21,258 HOLD ON. SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR. 1457 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,929 DOLLY. WHAT A SURPRISE. 1458 00:59:24,995 --> 00:59:26,563 I'M IN TROUBLE, SARAH. I NEED HELP. 1459 00:59:26,631 --> 00:59:30,768 HELLO? SARAH, IS EVERYTHING OK? SARAH. 1460 00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:33,904 SHE CAN'T TALK NOW. IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 1461 00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:35,405 [DIAL TONE] 1462 00:59:35,472 --> 00:59:39,343 IT'S JEREMY FROM SAN DIEGO. HE'S HERE. 1463 00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:44,481 I DON'T SEE WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM. 1464 00:59:44,548 --> 00:59:48,585 WELL. FOR ONE THING, JEREMY, YOU ARE 17, AND SHE'S-- 1465 00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:50,220 41. YEAH, BUT THOSE ARE JUST NUMBERS. 1466 00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:52,623 I MEAN, LOOK AT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND CAMERON DIAZ. 1467 00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:54,792 SHE'S GOTTA BE WHAT, 100? 1468 00:59:54,859 --> 00:59:56,961 OH, COME ON, JEREMY. BE NICE. 1469 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:58,629 SHE'S PROBABLY THE SAME AGE AS ME. 1470 00:59:58,696 --> 01:00:02,099 SOME PEOPLE GO THEIR WHOLE LIVES LOOKING FOR THEIR SOUL MATE. 1471 01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:04,902 AND I FOUND MINE WHEN I WAS 15, SUE ME. 1472 01:00:04,969 --> 01:00:05,870 15? 1473 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:07,571 YOU SAID YOU WERE 17. 1474 01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:09,439 OOPS. 1475 01:00:09,506 --> 01:00:11,241 DUDE, IT IS SO NOT COOL TO LIE TO ME. 1476 01:00:11,308 --> 01:00:12,677 I'M SORRY. 1477 01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:14,411 I JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU'D TAKE ME SERIOUSLY 1478 01:00:14,478 --> 01:00:15,846 IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS A KID. 1479 01:00:15,913 --> 01:00:18,015 OF COURSE I TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. 1480 01:00:18,082 --> 01:00:19,917 YOU'RE A WONDERFUL BOY, HONEY. 1481 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:22,619 AND WE CAN ALWAYS BE FRIENDS. 1482 01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:25,055 BUT JUST FRIENDS. 1483 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:26,857 YOU KNOW THAT. 1484 01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:29,794 OK. 1485 01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:32,262 AND THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. 1486 01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:35,933 I'M NOT REALLY 41. 1487 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:39,670 I'M 43. 1488 01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:45,242 DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 1489 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:56,586 I COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO GO OVER 50. 1490 01:00:56,653 --> 01:01:00,157 IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FAIR TO HIM. 1491 01:01:00,224 --> 01:01:01,591 GOOD NIGHT. 1492 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,260 NIGHT. 1493 01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:04,661 THANK YOU, SARAH. 1494 01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:06,196 ANYTIME. 1495 01:01:29,787 --> 01:01:31,488 SARAH, HI. 1496 01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:33,657 I WAS IN THE TRAILER-HOOD. I THOUGHT I MIGHT STOP BY. 1497 01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:35,325 OH. GOOD. 1498 01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:38,228 SARAH? IS THAT YOU? 1499 01:01:38,295 --> 01:01:40,330 SARAH! HI! 1500 01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:41,465 JUNE? 1501 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:43,167 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE-- 1502 01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:45,102 NO, NO, THIS IS GOOD. WE'RE ALL HERE. 1503 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:46,670 WE CAN HAVE A PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE. 1504 01:01:46,737 --> 01:01:49,506 OH, I'LL JUST GO HOME NOW AND GO TO BED, 1505 01:01:49,573 --> 01:01:51,341 AND MAYBE STAY THERE FOREVER. 1506 01:01:51,408 --> 01:01:54,011 SARAH HAS A FRIEND WHO LIVES PRACTICALLY NEXT DOOR. 1507 01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:55,512 OH, WOW. WELL, THAT'S COOL. 1508 01:01:55,579 --> 01:01:57,681 I LOVE WEIRD. HUGE COINCIDENCES. 1509 01:01:57,748 --> 01:01:58,916 YEAH. 1510 01:01:58,983 --> 01:02:00,050 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO COME IN? 1511 01:02:00,117 --> 01:02:01,451 WE JUST OPENED A BOTTLE OF WINE. 1512 01:02:01,518 --> 01:02:05,455 OH. I THINK I'D RATHER DIE. BUT THANK YOU. YEAH. 1513 01:02:20,604 --> 01:02:22,672 OH, HI. 1514 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,608 HEY. JENNIFER KICKED US OUT. 1515 01:02:24,674 --> 01:02:25,776 BOTH OF US. 1516 01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:27,477 OH. MIKEY. 1517 01:02:27,544 --> 01:02:29,613 GOD. I'M SO SORRY. 1518 01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:31,982 SHE'LL COME AROUND. 1519 01:02:32,049 --> 01:02:33,383 I TOLD HIM IT'S THE HOLIDAYS. 1520 01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:35,119 PEOPLE ARE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS ON THE HOLIDAYS. 1521 01:02:35,185 --> 01:02:37,254 I LOVE THIS GUY. I DO. I LOVE HIM. 1522 01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:38,889 I LOVE HIM. WE'VE BEEN TALKING. 1523 01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:40,557 WE'VE BEEN HERE A WHILE. 1524 01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:42,326 AH. 1525 01:02:42,392 --> 01:02:43,527 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1526 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:44,694 YOU ALL RIGHT? YEAH. 1527 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,296 LET'S GO. COME ON, THERESA. 1528 01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:47,998 I HOPE IT'S OK THAT I STOPPED BY. 1529 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:50,100 OH. YES. OF COURSE IT IS. 1530 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:52,202 I'M SO GLAD YOU DID. GOOD. 1531 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:53,403 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE WERE TALKING ON THE PHONE, 1532 01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:54,972 AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING REALLY WELL, 1533 01:02:55,039 --> 01:02:56,106 AND THEN SOME STRANGE WOMAN SAID "EMERGENCY" 1534 01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:58,008 AND HUNG UP, AND I DON'T KNOW. 1535 01:02:58,075 --> 01:02:59,576 I CALLED AND NO ONE ANSWERED. 1536 01:02:59,643 --> 01:03:01,378 SO I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED. 1537 01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:03,013 I THINK IT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU, JAKE. 1538 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,148 SO IT'S JUST A FALSE ALARM? 1539 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:05,282 YES, DEFINITELY A FALSE ALARM. 1540 01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:07,217 GOOD. NO. MY FATHER'S FRIEND, 1541 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:08,352 SHE, UH, 1542 01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:09,753 SHE GOT INTO A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE 1543 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:11,021 AND I HAD TO HELP HER OUT. 1544 01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:12,322 AND SO I WENT OVER THERE FOR A WHILE. 1545 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:16,160 AND AFTER THAT, I JUST DROVE AROUND A WHILE. 1546 01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:19,063 ALONE. I WAS ALONE. AND-- 1547 01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:21,065 YEAH. ALONE BY YOURSELF. SURE. 1548 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:22,066 YEAH. 1549 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,134 WELL, ANYWAY, THE REASON I STOPPED BY 1550 01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:26,370 WAS I WANTED TO INVITE YOU OUT ON MY BOAT THIS WEEKEND. 1551 01:03:26,436 --> 01:03:28,072 I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 1552 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:30,640 YES, IT IS. NO, BECAUSE I-- 1553 01:03:30,707 --> 01:03:33,577 BOATS ARE STILL ON THE WATER, RIGHT? 1554 01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:36,914 I HOPE SO. OTHERWISE I WASTED A LOT OF TIME DESIGNING THE HULL. 1555 01:03:36,981 --> 01:03:39,984 YEAH, ACTUALLY, THEY'RE AQUATIC. 1556 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,385 WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ROW. 1557 01:03:41,451 --> 01:03:42,786 I'LL TEACH YOU. 1558 01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:45,322 I'D LOVE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO ROW. 1559 01:03:45,389 --> 01:03:47,791 OK. HOW? 1560 01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:49,393 A CHALLENGE. 1561 01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:52,429 WE'LL HAVE A LESSON RIGHT NOW, OK? 1562 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,597 OK. 1563 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:56,901 SO THE THING ABOUT ROWING IS JUST YOU GOTTA RELAX, 1564 01:03:56,967 --> 01:03:58,168 FIRST OF ALL. 1565 01:03:58,235 --> 01:04:02,006 AND THEN IT'S ALL ABOUT RHYTHM, BALANCE. 1566 01:04:02,072 --> 01:04:03,840 RHYTHM AND BALANCE. AND TIMING, SEE? 1567 01:04:03,908 --> 01:04:05,809 WATCH THOSE OARS. PAL. OK. 1568 01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:09,379 AND RHYTHM AND TIMING. SEE? 1569 01:04:09,446 --> 01:04:10,680 BALANCE AND RHYTHM. 1570 01:04:10,747 --> 01:04:12,649 SEE. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. IS IT? 1571 01:04:12,716 --> 01:04:14,018 NO. I LIKE ROWING. 1572 01:04:14,084 --> 01:04:15,352 THEN YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU GET, 1573 01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:17,988 YOU KNOW, YOUR HAIR OUT OF THE WAY. 1574 01:04:22,726 --> 01:04:24,394 Michael: WHOA, WHOA! 1575 01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:25,729 THAT'S GOTTA HURT. 1576 01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:27,864 MICHAEL? YOU OK, PAL? 1577 01:04:27,932 --> 01:04:29,599 OH, MIKEY! 1578 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,001 OH. NO. DON'T STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1579 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,436 I WAS ON MY WAY OUT. EASY THERE, TEX. 1580 01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:34,138 WHOA, WHOA, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 1581 01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:35,372 OH. I JUST SPOKE TO JENNIFER. 1582 01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:37,074 EVERYTHING'S GREAT. I GOT THE COUCH, 1583 01:04:37,141 --> 01:04:38,642 BUT THE DOG'S GOTTA STAY HERE. 1584 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:39,910 I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY HERE, TOO. 1585 01:04:39,977 --> 01:04:41,178 YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING. 1586 01:04:41,245 --> 01:04:42,512 I'LL DRIVE HIM HOME. OK? 1587 01:04:42,579 --> 01:04:43,713 YEAH. 1588 01:04:43,780 --> 01:04:47,584 OH. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA, YOU KNOW, ROW THE BOAT. 1589 01:04:47,651 --> 01:04:48,986 OH, WE WILL. 1590 01:04:49,053 --> 01:04:50,487 JUST STAY EXACTLY HERE 1591 01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,056 AND STAY EXACTLY YOU 1592 01:04:52,122 --> 01:04:53,857 AND I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT 15 TO 20 SECONDS 1593 01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:56,260 DEPENDING ON TRAFFIC, ALL RIGHT? 1594 01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:58,828 JUST HOLD THAT THOUGHT. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 1595 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,931 OF COURSE YOU REALIZE WHEN JAKE GETS HERE, 1596 01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,832 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EXCUSE YOURSELF. 1597 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:05,202 [DOORBELL RINGS] [BARKING] 1598 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,374 BOB! 1599 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,376 BOBBY. NO. BOB. 1600 01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:13,843 YOU DROPPED THESE ON MY DRIVEWAY. 1601 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,545 OH. THANK YOU. 1602 01:05:15,612 --> 01:05:18,748 I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M SURE THAT SEEMED PRETTY AWKWARD. HUH? 1603 01:05:18,815 --> 01:05:20,650 NO. NO. ROUTINE. REALLY. 1604 01:05:20,717 --> 01:05:23,320 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON THERE WITH ME AND JUNE. 1605 01:05:23,387 --> 01:05:25,222 SHE AND AUSTIN WERE LATE COMING BACK FROM THE MUSEUM, 1606 01:05:25,289 --> 01:05:26,790 AND I MADE HER STAY FOR DINNER. 1607 01:05:26,856 --> 01:05:28,492 WELL, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THESE-- 1608 01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:33,863 AHEM. 1609 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,532 YOU'RE BACK. 1610 01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:38,368 YEAH. HE. HE PASSED OUT. 1611 01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:40,237 HE COULDN'T TELL ME WHERE HE LIVED. 1612 01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:41,405 OH! 1613 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,007 321 SOMETHING. 1614 01:05:43,073 --> 01:05:44,941 YEAH. THAT WAS ALL I GOT. 1615 01:05:45,009 --> 01:05:46,576 I'M BOB. BY THE WAY. 1616 01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:49,713 OH. MY MANNERS HAVE COMPLETELY LEFT ME. I'M SO SORRY. 1617 01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:51,448 JAKE ANDERSON. 1618 01:05:51,515 --> 01:05:52,449 HOW YOU DOING? 1619 01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:53,550 MY BROTHER MICHAEL. 1620 01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:55,052 OH. SORRY. HERE YOU GO. 1621 01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:56,320 PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 1622 01:05:56,386 --> 01:05:58,989 THIS IS BOB CONNOR. PARENT AT THE SCHOOL. 1623 01:05:59,056 --> 01:06:01,725 WE WERE JUST, UM, 1624 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,427 WHAT WERE WE? 1625 01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:05,262 SARAH LEFT SOME STUFF AT MY PLACE TONIGHT. 1626 01:06:05,329 --> 01:06:07,231 THOUGHT IT'D BE BETTER TO GET IT BACK RIGHT AWAY. 1627 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:08,298 I'LL GET OUT OF THE WAY. 1628 01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:09,566 TALK TO YOU TOMORROW, SARAH? 1629 01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:10,900 OH! 1630 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:11,901 OK? OK. 1631 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:12,936 NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. 1632 01:06:13,003 --> 01:06:14,971 PLEASURE. 1633 01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:16,106 [DOOR CLOSES] 1634 01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:20,177 HEY, I BETTER GET GOING. 1635 01:06:20,244 --> 01:06:21,678 WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT HIM? 1636 01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:23,313 MAYBE I'LL PUT HIM HERE. NO. YOU DON'T-- 1637 01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:24,881 WE'RE SITTING DOWN NOW, BUDDY. 1638 01:06:24,948 --> 01:06:26,950 OH. OK. 1639 01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:28,085 YEAH, I... 1640 01:06:28,152 --> 01:06:29,453 I BETTER GET GOING. 1641 01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:31,655 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO. YOU COULD STAY. SIT. 1642 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:35,359 NO. NO. NO. REALLY. I SHOULD GO. 1643 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:40,997 JAKE! 1644 01:06:41,065 --> 01:06:42,166 JAKE, PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN. 1645 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:43,567 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I WANT TO. 1646 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,402 I DON'T HAVE ANY CLAIM ON YOU, SARAH. 1647 01:06:45,469 --> 01:06:48,038 WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER WHAT, 3, 4 TIMES NOW? I REALIZE THAT. 1648 01:06:48,105 --> 01:06:49,573 YOU WON'T LET ME EXPLAIN? 1649 01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:51,375 LET ME DO IT FOR YOU. YOU WERE LYING TO ME 1650 01:06:51,441 --> 01:06:53,610 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HURT MY FEELINGS. I GET IT. 1651 01:07:10,794 --> 01:07:13,330 IF DOGS ARE TO PROVE THEIR WORTH AS RESCUERS, 1652 01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:15,232 THEY MUST OVERCOME THEIR FEARS. 1653 01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:17,401 AGAIN, MASS GOES FIRST. 1654 01:07:17,467 --> 01:07:19,569 SHE'S ACCUSTOMED TO THE DEAFENING NOISE 1655 01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:21,805 AND TURBULENT WINDS OF THE HELICOPTER. 1656 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:24,541 SHE'S MADE THESE JUMPS DOZENS OF TIMES BEFORE. 1657 01:07:24,608 --> 01:07:27,744 BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS, HOW WILL THE ROOKIES PERFORM? 1658 01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:30,447 YOU COULD DO THIS. YOU COULD. 1659 01:07:30,514 --> 01:07:33,350 THEY HESITATE AT THE OPEN DOOR. 1660 01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:44,161 HEY. I'M GONNA HEAD OUT. 1661 01:07:44,228 --> 01:07:45,629 YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR HEADDRESS OFF. 1662 01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:47,931 NO. I DIDN'T. ANY SPECIAL PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAY? 1663 01:07:47,997 --> 01:07:51,201 DAD'S HOUSE. A THOUSAND RELATIVES. HOW ABOUT YOU? 1664 01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:53,203 ERIC'S PARENTS ARE BACK IN TOWN 1665 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,139 OK, NOW THEY'RE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. 1666 01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,973 OH, HONEY, IF YOU NEED TO CRY, CALL ME. 1667 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,708 GOT YOU ON SPEED DIAL. 1668 01:08:01,044 --> 01:08:03,380 ARE WE OK? 1669 01:08:03,447 --> 01:08:05,549 SURE. WHY WOULDN'T WE BE? 1670 01:08:05,615 --> 01:08:08,452 I HAD NO IDEA YOU AND BOBBY WERE... 1671 01:08:08,518 --> 01:08:11,288 OH, WE'RE NOTHING, JUNE. ME AND BOBBY. 1672 01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:13,457 WELL, WE'RE NOT EITHER. ME AND HIM. 1673 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:16,092 BUT HE IS ONE HOT DAD, THOUGH. 1674 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,162 I SO DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING INTERESTED. 1675 01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:20,230 "INTERESTED" MAY BE PUSHING IT. 1676 01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:21,998 WELL, I'M NOT IN THAT PICTURE. 1677 01:08:22,065 --> 01:08:24,100 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW. 1678 01:08:28,705 --> 01:08:30,507 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1679 01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:32,742 I LOVE THANKSGIVING. I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT COOKING. 1680 01:08:34,811 --> 01:08:36,546 WATCH YOUR BACK. 1681 01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:38,415 [CHUCKLES] 1682 01:08:38,482 --> 01:08:42,219 NOW, BEFORE WE TACKLE THIS SUCCULENT-LOOKING BIRD, 1683 01:08:42,286 --> 01:08:45,855 WE HAVE SOME HONORED GUESTS WITH US TODAY. 1684 01:08:45,922 --> 01:08:49,125 MARLENE SWIFT. DOROTHY MURPHY. 1685 01:08:49,193 --> 01:08:51,828 AND DOLLY McCANN. 1686 01:08:51,895 --> 01:08:53,563 HELLO. DOLLY. 1687 01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:55,299 [LAUGHTER] 1688 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:59,569 ALL THREE AT THE SAME TABLE. 1689 01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:04,374 THE MAN HAS BALLS OF STEEL. 1690 01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:06,876 WE'RE VERY PROUD. 1691 01:09:06,943 --> 01:09:08,778 * DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH? * * YEAH * 1692 01:09:08,845 --> 01:09:10,947 * DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH? * * YEAH * 1693 01:09:11,014 --> 01:09:12,849 * DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH? * 1694 01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:14,251 THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA, CHARLIE. 1695 01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:15,685 IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE TO SPEND THANKSGIVING. 1696 01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:17,120 I'M JUST SORRY MY PARENTS AREN'T HERE. 1697 01:09:17,187 --> 01:09:18,588 NEXT YEAR. 1698 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:20,990 YOU'RE NOT AFRAID THAT'D BE TOO SENTIMENTAL? 1699 01:09:21,057 --> 01:09:23,327 NO. IT'S OLD FAMILY TRADITION. 1700 01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:25,094 THEY HAVE A GREAT SUNDAY BRUNCH HERE, TOO. 1701 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,863 DID I TELL YOU SHE WAS A TEACHER? 1702 01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:29,499 PRESCHOOL. WORKS WITH KIDS. 1703 01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:31,401 TINY. TINY LITTLE KIDS. YOU WANT KIDS, CHARLIE? 1704 01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:33,002 OH, YEAH. I LOVE KIDS. LOVE KIDS. 1705 01:09:33,069 --> 01:09:35,171 I WANT THAT WHITE PICKET FENCE, THE WHOLE DEAL. 1706 01:09:35,239 --> 01:09:36,506 SHE MIGHT'VE BEEN THE ONE. SHE WAS GOOD. 1707 01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:37,641 SHE WAS INTERESTING. I HAD A GLIMPSE. 1708 01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:39,776 I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE, SOMETHING. 1709 01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:42,779 YOU GOTTA STOP OBSESSING ABOUT THE DOG-PARK GIRL, JAKE. 1710 01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:43,947 I KNOW. MOVE ON. 1711 01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:45,249 I WILL. 1712 01:09:45,315 --> 01:09:46,750 THIS TIME YOU GOT WRITTEN OUT OF ACT ONE. 1713 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:48,252 WOMEN ARE DEVIOUS. 1714 01:09:48,318 --> 01:09:50,787 SELF-SERVING. SHALLOW. 1715 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:54,491 NOT YOU, DEAR. 1716 01:09:54,558 --> 01:09:58,295 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 1717 01:09:58,362 --> 01:10:01,030 OK. IF CASEY DONOVAN'S NO GOOD... 1718 01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:02,399 IF? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF? 1719 01:10:02,466 --> 01:10:04,901 HIS MOTHER AND MY MOTHER WERE SISTERS. 1720 01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:06,436 "RON DETMER"? 1721 01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:07,904 HE'S MY OPTOMETRIST. 1722 01:10:07,971 --> 01:10:09,706 HE'S EXPECTING YOUR CALL. 1723 01:10:09,773 --> 01:10:13,510 HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? 1724 01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:17,247 SARAH, GREAT NEWS. 1725 01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:19,416 I DIDN'T WANT TO GET YOUR HOPES UP, 1726 01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:21,551 BUT TWO GUYS FROM MY OFFICE JUST GOT DIVORCED. 1727 01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:22,952 SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR. 1728 01:10:23,019 --> 01:10:24,220 START WITH RICHIE FIRST. 1729 01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:25,855 IF THAT DOESN'T WORK OUT, GO WITH JERRY. 1730 01:10:25,922 --> 01:10:27,291 RICHIE FIRST. GOT IT. 1731 01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:28,892 YEAH, DEFINITELY GO WITH RICHIE. 1732 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:34,197 WHOA. 1733 01:10:34,264 --> 01:10:35,532 BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. 1734 01:10:35,599 --> 01:10:38,067 WITH THOSE GIRLS, CLEANING IS A CONTACT SPORT. 1735 01:10:38,134 --> 01:10:40,069 [LAUGHTER] 1736 01:10:40,136 --> 01:10:42,839 [EXHALES] 1737 01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:45,041 HE'S WORTH IT, YOU KNOW. YOUR DAD. 1738 01:10:45,108 --> 01:10:47,277 DESPITE ALL HIS SHENANIGANS. 1739 01:10:47,344 --> 01:10:50,013 BESIDES, I'M HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS HE IS. 1740 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:52,081 WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU? 1741 01:10:52,148 --> 01:10:54,518 LOOK, YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE, THEY'RE IN A LOT OF PAIN. 1742 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,853 YOU CUT THEM SOME SLACK. 1743 01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:00,490 I JUST THANK GOD HE DOESN'T HAVE A BIGGER TABLE. 1744 01:11:04,994 --> 01:11:06,930 HELLO. 1745 01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:13,403 UH-OH. 1746 01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:16,540 ONE RAISED EYEBROW. NEVER A GOOD SIGN. 1747 01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:18,608 HOW DO YOU REMEMBER ALL THEIR NAMES, DAD? 1748 01:11:18,675 --> 01:11:21,445 LET ALONE BIRTHDAYS AND RELIGIOUS AFFILIATIONS? 1749 01:11:21,511 --> 01:11:23,847 I HAVE IT ALL ON A DISK. THAT WAY-- 1750 01:11:23,913 --> 01:11:25,815 OH, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 1751 01:11:25,882 --> 01:11:29,886 YOU'RE IN DIFFERENT LEAGUES, DAD, YOU AND DOLLY. 1752 01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:32,822 I THINK SHE'S REALLY STARTING TO FALL FOR YOU. 1753 01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:34,023 WELL. I'M SORRY IF-- 1754 01:11:34,090 --> 01:11:36,326 NO. YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE BEING A MAN TODAY 1755 01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:37,827 MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 1756 01:11:37,894 --> 01:11:40,063 I REALLY RESENT HOW EASY THIS ALL IS FOR YOU. 1757 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:42,766 YOU'VE GOT WOMEN COMING AND GOING, COOKING AND CLEANING. 1758 01:11:42,832 --> 01:11:44,434 THEY'RE PROBABLY OUT BACK RIGHT NOW 1759 01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:46,002 TUNING UP YOUR CAR FOR ALL I KNOW. 1760 01:11:46,069 --> 01:11:47,671 ALL THAT MATTERS TO YOU GUYS IS THAT THE TUSHIES ARE TIGHT 1761 01:11:47,737 --> 01:11:49,906 AND THE BELLIES ARE FLAT. 1762 01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,409 MEANWHILE, THERE ARE CARING, INTERESTING, COMPASSIONATE WOMEN 1763 01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:54,110 OF A CERTAIN AGE SITTING HOME ALONE 1764 01:11:54,177 --> 01:11:57,013 READING JANE AUSTEN AND EATING TUBS OF ICE CREAM, GETTING FAT, 1765 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,882 WHICH MAKES THEM EVEN LESS LIKELY TO FIND-- 1766 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:02,452 ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT ME? BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE. 1767 01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:06,289 NO, I'M SORRY, DAD. I CAN'T EITHER. 1768 01:12:06,356 --> 01:12:08,257 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1769 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,860 I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE DOLLY GET HURT. 1770 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:12,362 I DON'T EITHER. 1771 01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:15,399 BUT IT'S DIFFERENT FOR ME. 1772 01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:19,536 I'VE HAD THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 1773 01:12:19,603 --> 01:12:22,205 AND NO ONE ELSE COULD EVER TOUCH THAT. 1774 01:12:22,271 --> 01:12:25,475 NO ONE CAN COME CLOSE. 1775 01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:31,280 SO I'M JUST OUT THERE PASSING THE TIME. 1776 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,784 TAP-DANCING, IF YOU WANT THE TRUTH. 1777 01:12:36,219 --> 01:12:38,722 MAYBE IF I DANCE FAST ENOUGH, 1778 01:12:38,788 --> 01:12:42,559 I WON'T REMEMBER WHAT I'VE LOST. 1779 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,495 YOU SEE? 1780 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,943 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1781 01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:01,478 HI. CAN I-- 1782 01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:04,380 OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1783 01:13:04,448 --> 01:13:05,549 IT'S YOU. 1784 01:13:05,615 --> 01:13:06,783 YES, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. 1785 01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,618 THE SINGLE- CHICKEN-BREAST LADY. 1786 01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:10,186 HEY! DO YOU WANNA AT LEAST HEAR THE SPECIALS? 1787 01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:11,621 AH! LOOK... 1788 01:13:11,688 --> 01:13:13,356 I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM TO YOU, THAT'S ALL. 1789 01:13:13,423 --> 01:13:14,991 JUST THE CHICKEN BREAST. 1790 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:17,894 IT'S ROUGH OUT THERE, HUH? YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? 1791 01:13:17,961 --> 01:13:19,863 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT A BARTENDER. 1792 01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:23,366 HAVE YOU TRIED THE INTERNET? I MEAN, IT REALLY WORKS. 1793 01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:24,868 YOU KNOW, I MET MY WIFE ONLINE, AND SHE-- 1794 01:13:24,934 --> 01:13:27,904 CHICKEN. NOW. 1795 01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:32,241 * DON'T IT FEEL GOOD * 1796 01:13:32,308 --> 01:13:34,744 * TO LET YOURSELF GO? * 1797 01:13:34,811 --> 01:13:36,580 * DON'T IT FEEL NICE * 1798 01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:39,415 * FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES? * 1799 01:13:39,483 --> 01:13:41,518 * DON'T IT FEEL GOOD * 1800 01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:43,753 * TO SET YOURSELF FREE? * 1801 01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:46,389 * DON'T IT FEEL RIGHT * 1802 01:13:46,456 --> 01:13:48,925 * WHEN LOVE IS THE KEY? * 1803 01:13:48,992 --> 01:13:51,995 * DON'T IT FEEL GOOD, BABE? * 1804 01:13:52,061 --> 01:13:53,930 * AH, COME ON * 1805 01:13:53,997 --> 01:13:55,198 * YEAH * 1806 01:13:57,534 --> 01:13:59,669 * DON'T IT FEEL GOOD * 1807 01:13:59,736 --> 01:14:02,271 * TO LET YOURSELF GO? * 1808 01:14:02,338 --> 01:14:03,673 * DON'T IT FEEL NICE * 1809 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:07,210 * FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES? * 1810 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:08,978 * DON'T IT FEEL GOOD... * 1811 01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:10,780 AND I'VE BEEN TO ITALY A LOT, TOO. 1812 01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:12,081 I JUST GOT BACK FROM ROME, 1813 01:14:12,148 --> 01:14:15,218 WHERE I TOOK THIS FABULOUS IN-DEPTH TOUR 1814 01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:17,120 CALLED "AS THE ROMANS DO." 1815 01:14:17,186 --> 01:14:18,622 THE GUIDE WAS INCREDIBLE. 1816 01:14:18,688 --> 01:14:19,656 I TOOK THAT TOUR. 1817 01:14:19,723 --> 01:14:21,390 BIG FAT GUY, RIGHT? 1818 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,559 NOW BEFORE THAT, UH, SWITZERLAND, 1819 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:23,827 WHERE I GOT CAUGHT IN A SNOW STORM. 1820 01:14:23,893 --> 01:14:25,862 I ALMOST DIED IN A BLIZZARD ONCE. 1821 01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:27,263 I LIVED UP IN THE ALPS FOR A YEAR. 1822 01:14:27,330 --> 01:14:29,465 THEY HAD TO CUT ME OUT OF THE SNOW WITH SCISSORS. 1823 01:14:29,533 --> 01:14:30,667 MY AUNT HAD A FARM. 1824 01:14:30,734 --> 01:14:32,335 IN THE MORNING, WE'D WARM OURSELVES 1825 01:14:32,401 --> 01:14:33,537 WITH THE COALS OF THE FIRE. 1826 01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:35,104 I LEARNED TO MAKE GOAT CHEESE. 1827 01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:36,239 IT WAS VERY HEIDI. 1828 01:14:42,211 --> 01:14:43,813 WELL. I JUST THINK IT'S WONDERFUL HOW MUCH 1829 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,281 YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN, PETER. 1830 01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:46,850 REALLY. 1831 01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:49,385 IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE CASE. I'M A TEACHER. I KNOW. 1832 01:14:49,452 --> 01:14:51,287 WELL, IT'S JUST MY DAUGHTER. 1833 01:14:51,354 --> 01:14:52,756 SHE'S 14. 1834 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:55,559 BUT SHE'S EVERYTHING TO ME. 1835 01:15:01,397 --> 01:15:03,299 * DON'T IT FEEL GOOD * 1836 01:15:03,366 --> 01:15:06,435 * TO LET YOURSELF GO? * 1837 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,938 * DON'T IT FEEL NICE... * 1838 01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:10,506 WERE YOU SURPRISED THAT I CALLED? 1839 01:15:10,574 --> 01:15:11,808 LITTLE BIT. 1840 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:13,977 BUT HAPPY. 1841 01:15:14,043 --> 01:15:16,813 WELL, I FIGURED WHAT THE HELL. 1842 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,549 IT'S TIME TO TAKE CONTROL OF MY LIFE. NEW SARAH. 1843 01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:23,286 I LIKED THE OLD SARAH, YOU KNOW 1844 01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:25,922 NEW AND IMPROVED. 1845 01:15:25,989 --> 01:15:31,795 * I'M ONLY A WOMAN * 1846 01:15:34,497 --> 01:15:40,870 * OF FLESH AND BONE * 1847 01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:44,473 * AND I WEPT MUCH * 1848 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,710 * WE ALL DO * 1849 01:15:46,776 --> 01:15:54,250 * I THOUGHT I MIGHT DIE ALONE * 1850 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:55,785 * BUT I HAD * 1851 01:15:55,852 --> 01:15:59,555 * NEVER, NEVER, NEVER NEVER, NEVER * 1852 01:15:59,623 --> 01:16:02,859 * NEVER, NEVER, NEVER NEVER, NEVER * 1853 01:16:02,926 --> 01:16:06,295 * NEVER, NEVER MET YOU * 1854 01:16:06,362 --> 01:16:10,299 * SO BABY, BE GOOD TO ME * 1855 01:16:18,141 --> 01:16:20,143 GOOD MORNING. 1856 01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:21,577 HI. HI. 1857 01:16:21,645 --> 01:16:24,013 WHAT--WHAT TIME IS IT? 1858 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,650 IT'S A LITTLE AFTER 9:00. 1859 01:16:26,716 --> 01:16:29,686 OH, DAMN. 1860 01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:34,991 DO YOU MIND IF WE TAKE THAT WITH US AND HIT THE ROAD? 1861 01:16:35,058 --> 01:16:36,492 I DON'T WANT TO RUN INTO TRAFFIC. 1862 01:16:36,559 --> 01:16:38,161 OH. IT'S SUNDAY. 1863 01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:41,097 YEAH, I GOT A GAME TODAY. 1864 01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:43,166 UH... 1865 01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:46,636 YOU GONNA EAT THAT? 1866 01:16:46,703 --> 01:16:49,572 NO. HERE. 1867 01:16:49,639 --> 01:16:51,307 THANK YOU. 1868 01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:55,979 YOU DID SLEEP WITH JUNE, DIDN'T YOU? 1869 01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:02,819 DOES IT MATTER? REALLY? 1870 01:17:02,886 --> 01:17:04,921 IT'S JUST THAT YOU TOLD ME NOTHING HAPPENED. 1871 01:17:04,988 --> 01:17:07,190 WELL, I KNEW WE WERE GONNA BE GREAT TOGETHER. 1872 01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:09,058 I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT. 1873 01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:12,628 AND WE WERE. 1874 01:17:13,930 --> 01:17:16,065 YEAH. 1875 01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:33,649 THAT WAS FUN. THANKS A LOT. I'LL CALL YOU. 1876 01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:37,520 YOU MAD AT ME? 1877 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:38,988 NO. I'M NOT MAD AT YOU. 1878 01:17:39,055 --> 01:17:40,990 GOOD. I WAS AFRAID SOMETHING HAD-- 1879 01:17:41,057 --> 01:17:43,026 I'M MAD AT MYSELF FOR EVER HAVING TRUSTED YOU. 1880 01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:45,361 FOR NOT LISTENING TO THAT VOICE IN MY HEAD THAT SAID, 1881 01:17:45,428 --> 01:17:47,764 "HE IS A SHALLOW, SELF-CENTERED BASTARD." 1882 01:17:47,831 --> 01:17:50,166 WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE, YOU STUPIDHEAD! 1883 01:17:50,233 --> 01:17:52,936 OK, MAYBE I HAVE BEEN TEACHING PRESCHOOL TOO LONG. 1884 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:54,003 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME. 1885 01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:55,739 YOU KNEW HOW VULNERABLE I WAS. 1886 01:17:55,805 --> 01:17:57,440 YOU KNEW THAT I WAS THE WEAK IMPALA OF THE HERD, 1887 01:17:57,506 --> 01:17:58,975 AND YOU JUST POUNCED ON THAT 1888 01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:01,644 WITH THAT WHOLE SENSITIVE DAD-OF-THE-YEAR ACT. 1889 01:18:01,711 --> 01:18:03,847 AND, "WE'RE ADOPTING A PUPPY." 1890 01:18:03,913 --> 01:18:06,883 AND THE FAKE PROFESSOR THING WITH THESE FAKE GLASSES. 1891 01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:08,451 THESE AREN'T EVEN REAL. ARE THEY? 1892 01:18:10,253 --> 01:18:11,387 OH. 1893 01:18:11,454 --> 01:18:13,723 SORRY. 1894 01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:17,794 I JUST HATE GUYS LIKE YOU. I HATE GUYS LIKE YOU! 1895 01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:24,267 [SLAMS DOOR] 1896 01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,875 [SHOWER RUNNING] 1897 01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:35,244 [SARAH CRYING] 1898 01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:51,961 BUT THIS IS A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU, SARAH. 1899 01:18:52,028 --> 01:18:55,765 YOU'VE GONE BEYOND PAJAMAS AND ARE NOW WEARING THE BED. 1900 01:18:57,100 --> 01:18:59,135 OH. GOD. I JUST WENT AFTER THE WRONG GUY AGAIN, 1901 01:18:59,202 --> 01:19:00,369 LIKE ALWAYS. 1902 01:19:00,436 --> 01:19:03,539 I SLEPT WITH A MAN WHO'S NOT MY HUSBAND. 1903 01:19:03,606 --> 01:19:05,408 I'M PROMISCUOUS. 1904 01:19:05,474 --> 01:19:08,611 WE SHOULD REDO YOUR PROFILE AND PUT THAT IN IT. 1905 01:19:08,677 --> 01:19:11,347 [LAUGHTER] 1906 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:15,751 OH, GOD. I'M A COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOVE FAILURE. 1907 01:19:15,819 --> 01:19:18,121 [LAUGHTER] 1908 01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:19,088 OH, NO. 1909 01:19:19,155 --> 01:19:21,557 STOP IT. IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. 1910 01:19:21,624 --> 01:19:22,859 STOP LAUGHING. 1911 01:19:22,926 --> 01:19:26,229 WHAT ABOUT THAT CUTE GUY I MET? CONDOM MAN. 1912 01:19:26,295 --> 01:19:28,397 OH, YES, THAT'S HOW HE LIKES TO BE KNOWN. 1913 01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:29,799 CONDOM MAN? 1914 01:19:29,866 --> 01:19:31,835 SOUNDS LIKE A SUPERHERO. 1915 01:19:31,901 --> 01:19:33,436 I CAN'T. 1916 01:19:33,502 --> 01:19:35,538 HE HATES ME. 1917 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:37,306 AND I DON'T BLAME HIM. 1918 01:19:37,373 --> 01:19:40,810 NO. I HAD MY CHANCE WITH HIM, AND I BLEW IT. 1919 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:46,582 LET'S GO WATCH "BEACHES." 1920 01:19:46,649 --> 01:19:48,151 OH, MY GOD. 1921 01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:50,553 [LAUGHTER] 1922 01:19:54,190 --> 01:19:55,524 WHEN THEY REMAKE THIS THING, 1923 01:19:55,591 --> 01:19:57,360 THEY GOTTA ADD A HAPPY ENDING AND A LITTLE NUDITY. 1924 01:19:57,426 --> 01:19:58,995 THEY WON'T REMAKE IT. 1925 01:19:59,062 --> 01:20:01,630 NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH THIS KIND OF YEARNING NOWADAYS. 1926 01:20:01,697 --> 01:20:03,099 IT'S TOO PAINFUL. 1927 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,533 MODERN MAN CAN'T TAKE IT. 1928 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:05,734 THIS HAS GOTTA END, JAKE. 1929 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,403 THERE'S A WORLD BEYOND ZHIVAGO-LAND. 1930 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:10,106 YOU GOTTA FORGET ABOUT THE DOG-PARK GIRL AND LIVE AGAIN. 1931 01:20:10,173 --> 01:20:12,775 YOU THINK YOUR FRIEND STANLEY STILL WANTS TO BUY MY BOAT? 1932 01:20:12,842 --> 01:20:14,844 LET HIM CHOP IT UP. STICK IT ON HIS WALL. 1933 01:20:14,911 --> 01:20:16,312 CALL HIM. 1934 01:20:16,379 --> 01:20:18,347 SERIOUSLY? 1935 01:20:18,414 --> 01:20:20,683 TELL HIM TO COME BY THE BOAT BASIN THIS WEEKEND. 1936 01:20:20,749 --> 01:20:23,652 I'LL ROW IT DOWN MYSELF. 1937 01:20:23,719 --> 01:20:27,857 AND CALL SOME OF THOSE INSANE, PANSEXUAL GIRLS YOU'RE SO FOND OF. 1938 01:20:27,924 --> 01:20:31,260 I WANT A DATE EVERY DAY UNTIL CHRISTMAS. 1939 01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:33,662 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1940 01:20:33,729 --> 01:20:37,400 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? 1941 01:20:37,466 --> 01:20:39,102 WAITING FOR YOU. 1942 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:40,169 OH! 1943 01:20:44,107 --> 01:20:47,443 YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. YOU KNOW THAT. DON'T YOU? 1944 01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:50,413 I DO. BUT IT'S STILL NICE TO HEAR. 1945 01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:52,048 HELLO, HELLO. 1946 01:20:52,115 --> 01:20:53,082 HI. 1947 01:20:53,149 --> 01:20:54,884 LOOK AT YOU. CUTE JAMMIES. 1948 01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:57,653 ALREADY IN THEM. A LITTLE EARLY FOR THAT. 1949 01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,889 COME ON. HAVE A SEAT. 1950 01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:02,291 ERIC. COME ON. 1951 01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:04,393 ALL RIGHT. NOW, 1952 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:06,829 ERIC AND I ARE HERE TO CHEER YOU UP, 1953 01:21:06,896 --> 01:21:08,364 AND WE HAVE MANY OPTIONS. 1954 01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:09,498 I'M READY. 1955 01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:12,301 FIRST THERE'S LINE DANCING AT THE GROVE. 1956 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:13,636 VERY SOUTHWEST, MID-EIGHTIES. 1957 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:15,104 TOO GAY. 1958 01:21:15,171 --> 01:21:18,707 OR WE CAN USE THESE TEACHER GIFT CERTIFICATES 1959 01:21:18,774 --> 01:21:20,609 FOR MIDNIGHT MANICURES. 1960 01:21:20,676 --> 01:21:22,478 PERFECT. CAN WE DO THAT? 1961 01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:23,712 THAT'S NOT TOO GAY? 1962 01:21:23,779 --> 01:21:25,014 NO. 1963 01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:27,783 HE KEEPS THE MYSTERY ALIVE, DOESN'T HE? 1964 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:29,618 [LAUGHS] 1965 01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:32,821 WHAT COLOR? 1966 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:35,758 WHITE. CAUCASIAN. 1967 01:21:35,824 --> 01:21:38,661 WHAT COLOR NAIL? AFTER WAX. 1968 01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:40,729 UM... 1969 01:21:40,796 --> 01:21:42,365 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1970 01:21:42,431 --> 01:21:44,200 YOUR NAIL. NOT MINE. 1971 01:21:44,267 --> 01:21:46,635 THE LIGHT PINK ONE. YEAH. 1972 01:21:46,702 --> 01:21:49,738 NOT MUCH LOVE LIFE. HUH? 1973 01:21:49,805 --> 01:21:52,008 NOT GETTING YOUNGER. 1974 01:21:55,678 --> 01:21:57,246 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1975 01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:59,882 WHAT IS THAT? WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SURLY MANICURIST? 1976 01:21:59,949 --> 01:22:04,153 I DON'T KNOW. DOES A GOOD JOB. RIGHT? 1977 01:22:04,220 --> 01:22:06,189 OH, MY GOD. [GASPS] 1978 01:22:09,825 --> 01:22:11,627 OH, MY GOD. 1979 01:22:12,828 --> 01:22:15,698 WHOO! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1980 01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:22,505 JAKE! 1981 01:22:22,571 --> 01:22:23,639 JAKE! 1982 01:22:23,706 --> 01:22:24,974 SARAH. 1983 01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:26,909 JAKE! HI. 1984 01:22:26,976 --> 01:22:28,444 HI. 1985 01:22:28,511 --> 01:22:29,612 THIS IS SO WEIRD, 1986 01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:32,448 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU SO MUCH. 1987 01:22:32,515 --> 01:22:34,750 NICE TO SEE YOU. OH, YOU'RE ALL-- 1988 01:22:34,817 --> 01:22:36,352 YOU LOOK LIKE-- 1989 01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:39,522 I KEEP THINKING ABOUT YOU. 1990 01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:40,856 WHAT DO THEY CALL THOSE? 1991 01:22:40,923 --> 01:22:42,691 POT STICKER. WITH THE--POTHOLDERS. 1992 01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:46,929 HI. I'M READY, JAKE. SORRY I TOOK SO LONG. 1993 01:22:46,996 --> 01:22:49,298 HI, I'M SHERRY. 1994 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:50,466 HI. 1995 01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:51,967 THIS IS SARAH. 1996 01:22:52,035 --> 01:22:53,236 WE JUST SAW "DOCTOR ZHIVAGO" AT THE GRAND. 1997 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:54,203 YEAH. 1998 01:22:54,270 --> 01:22:55,938 OH, "DOCTOR ZHIVAGO"! 1999 01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:57,806 IT'S JAKE'S FAVORITE MOVIE. 2000 01:22:57,873 --> 01:23:00,143 I DIDN'T GET IT. 2001 01:23:00,209 --> 01:23:01,810 OH. I'VE SEEN IT LIKE 20 TIMES. 2002 01:23:01,877 --> 01:23:03,279 REALLY? REALLY? 2003 01:23:03,346 --> 01:23:04,347 YEAH. 2004 01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:06,482 WHY? IT'S SO DEPRESSING. 2005 01:23:06,549 --> 01:23:08,817 EVERYBODY'S FREEZING THEIR ASSES OFF. 2006 01:23:08,884 --> 01:23:10,286 THEY'RE COMMUNISTS, RIGHT? 2007 01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:11,220 YEAH. 2008 01:23:11,287 --> 01:23:13,422 I GUESS I KEEP HOPING THAT ONE TIME, 2009 01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:15,224 LARA AND YURI WILL GET TOGETHER AGAIN. 2010 01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,959 IN THE SPRINGTIME, PREFERABLY. 2011 01:23:17,026 --> 01:23:19,228 AND WEAR SHORTS. 2012 01:23:19,295 --> 01:23:20,563 HMM. 2013 01:23:20,629 --> 01:23:22,998 OK, BUT THEY CAN'T, BECAUSE IT'S JUST A MOVIE. 2014 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:26,802 IT'S A BOOK, TOO. 2015 01:23:26,869 --> 01:23:28,504 YEAH. THAT'S CRUEL. 2016 01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:30,639 YEAH. 2017 01:23:30,706 --> 01:23:32,775 ANYWAY. 2018 01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:34,810 OH. 2019 01:23:34,877 --> 01:23:36,479 OH, THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT UP. 2020 01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:39,715 OH! 2021 01:23:39,782 --> 01:23:42,451 OK. I HAVE TO GO GET DE-WAXED. 2022 01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:45,888 SARAH, IT WAS REALLY NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN. 2023 01:23:45,954 --> 01:23:47,823 NICE TO MEET YOU. 2024 01:23:47,890 --> 01:23:49,858 NICE TO MEET YOU. 2025 01:23:49,925 --> 01:23:52,761 NOT AGAIN. 2026 01:23:52,828 --> 01:23:55,464 YES. THANK YOU... 2027 01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:58,033 YEAH. BYE. 2028 01:23:58,101 --> 01:24:00,002 DO YOU WANT TO BE RUSSIANS TONIGHT? 2029 01:24:00,069 --> 01:24:01,670 LET'S GO. 2030 01:24:27,196 --> 01:24:29,132 WELL, SHERRY, I THINK I'M GONNA SAY GOOD NIGHT. 2031 01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:31,767 YOU'RE NOT COMING IN? 2032 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:34,103 NO. I'M KIND OF TIRED. I'M GONNA GO HOME. 2033 01:24:34,170 --> 01:24:36,372 AREN'T WE GONNA DO THE RUSSIAN THING? 2034 01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:37,706 NYET. 2035 01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:40,709 THAT'S RUSSIAN FOR "NO." 2036 01:24:40,776 --> 01:24:41,877 OH... 2037 01:24:41,944 --> 01:24:43,412 WAS IT SOMETHING THAT I DID--? 2038 01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:46,215 NO. NO. NO. I'M JUST REALLY TIRED. 2039 01:24:46,282 --> 01:24:48,817 TIRED. YEAH. IT WAS A LONG MOVIE. 2040 01:24:48,884 --> 01:24:49,885 REALLY LONG. 2041 01:24:49,952 --> 01:24:52,421 HA HA! [SNORING] 2042 01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:57,326 BYE. 2043 01:25:00,629 --> 01:25:02,631 IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS GONNA BE SO PERFECT. 2044 01:25:02,698 --> 01:25:06,235 YOU CHASE HIM DOWN THE STREET. HE TURNS, HE SEES YOU 2045 01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:09,104 HE TAKES YOU IN HIS ARMS. FIREWORKS EXPLODE. 2046 01:25:09,172 --> 01:25:11,874 IT'S HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 2047 01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:14,977 YOU'RE LEAVING OUT THE PART WHERE HE WAS WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 2048 01:25:15,043 --> 01:25:16,145 I SAY YOU CALL HIM. 2049 01:25:16,212 --> 01:25:17,646 OR BETTER YET, GO OVER THERE. 2050 01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:19,815 BREAK INTO HIS HOUSE, THROW YOURSELF AT HIM. 2051 01:25:19,882 --> 01:25:22,785 MAKE A COMPLETE FOOL OF YOURSELF. IT WORKED FOR ME. 2052 01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:24,353 IT WAS VERY EFFECTIVE. 2053 01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:25,954 NO. HE'S WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 2054 01:25:26,021 --> 01:25:30,693 I HAVE TO FACE IT. IT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK OUT WITH US. 2055 01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:32,828 AND YOU'D REALLY LIKE IT TO, WOULDN'T YOU? 2056 01:25:32,895 --> 01:25:35,531 MM-HMM. 2057 01:25:35,598 --> 01:25:37,933 I CAN'T TAKE THIS. THIS IS BREAKING MY HEART. 2058 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,101 MINE, TOO. 2059 01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:41,204 BUT LET'S LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 2060 01:25:41,270 --> 01:25:43,038 YOUR NAILS LOOK FABULOUS. THEY DO. 2061 01:25:43,105 --> 01:25:45,674 THEY LOOK SO GOOD. LET ME SEE THOSE. 2062 01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:47,210 LOOK AT THESE HANDS. 2063 01:25:47,276 --> 01:25:48,444 THANK YOU, GUYS. 2064 01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:57,420 TURN AROUND. THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE PART. 2065 01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:02,625 SHE'S WEARING THAT HAT YOU LIKE. 2066 01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:14,203 THAT'S MY SIDE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 2067 01:26:14,270 --> 01:26:17,206 MOTHER THERESA. 2068 01:26:21,844 --> 01:26:24,380 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 2069 01:26:41,096 --> 01:26:42,631 YOU LIKE HER? 2070 01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:44,867 OH, SHE'S A HANDSOME BOAT. 2071 01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:45,968 YEAH. 2072 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:47,436 REMINDS ONE OF THE LONG BOATS 2073 01:26:47,503 --> 01:26:50,373 THEY WOULD RUN OUT OF THE SWEET HARBOR AT BANTRY BAY. 2074 01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:51,807 ACTUALLY, I, UH... 2075 01:26:51,874 --> 01:26:55,143 DESIGNED THIS ONE BASED ON A PORTUGUESE BOAT, 2076 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:56,945 BUT HISTORICALLY, YOU'RE CORRECT, YEAH. 2077 01:26:57,012 --> 01:26:58,981 YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU BUILT THIS BOAT YOURSELF? 2078 01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:00,783 YES, SIR. YOU BUILD BOATS? 2079 01:27:00,849 --> 01:27:02,751 NO, NO. TRUTH BE TOLD, 2080 01:27:02,818 --> 01:27:04,353 I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT THEM. 2081 01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:06,422 BUT I DO APPRECIATE A WORK OF ART. 2082 01:27:06,489 --> 01:27:07,656 OH, WELL, THANK YOU, SIR. 2083 01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:09,425 I'M ABOUT TO SELL THIS WORK OF ART 2084 01:27:09,492 --> 01:27:12,361 TO A GUY WHO'S GOING TO CUT IT IN HALF AND STICK IT ON HIS WALL. 2085 01:27:12,428 --> 01:27:14,029 OH, NO! YEAH, YEAH, 2086 01:27:14,096 --> 01:27:15,764 I'M ABOUT TO TAKE HER OUT FOR A LAST PADDLE 2087 01:27:15,831 --> 01:27:17,666 BEFORE I MEET THE BUTCHER AT NOON. 2088 01:27:17,733 --> 01:27:19,835 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO A THING LIKE THAT? 2089 01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:21,003 IT'S A LONG STORY. 2090 01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:22,805 SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIOLATION OF EXPECTATIONS 2091 01:27:22,871 --> 01:27:26,842 AND A CRUSHING LOSS OF FAITH AND LOVE AND LIFE AND ART. 2092 01:27:26,909 --> 01:27:29,345 SO IT'S A GIRL. YES. 2093 01:27:29,412 --> 01:27:32,114 I'VE HAD A LITTLE GIRL TROUBLE MYSELF LATELY. 2094 01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:34,983 BUT BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST. 2095 01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:36,585 AM I RIGHT? 2096 01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:39,688 SHE WAS A UNIQUE CONSTELLATION OF ATTRIBUTES. 2097 01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:41,690 SHE WAS... MY HALLEY'S COMET. 2098 01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:44,327 BUT THE UNIVERSE IS DESIGNED TO BREAK YOUR HEART, YES? 2099 01:27:44,393 --> 01:27:46,529 A PHILOSOPHER AS WELL AS AN ARTIST. 2100 01:27:46,595 --> 01:27:48,331 YES, IT'S WE WHO SUFFER MOST. 2101 01:27:48,397 --> 01:27:52,601 YES, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION BEING THE VICTIMS OF VIOLENT CRIME. 2102 01:27:52,668 --> 01:27:56,171 HA, WELL, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 2103 01:27:56,238 --> 01:27:58,240 NO, NO, PLEASURE'S ALL MINE. JAKE. 2104 01:27:58,307 --> 01:28:00,476 BILL. YOU KNOW, I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO-- 2105 01:28:00,543 --> 01:28:01,710 NO, NO, NO. NEVER MIND. 2106 01:28:01,777 --> 01:28:02,978 NO, SORRY. 2107 01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:06,882 [KNOCKING] 2108 01:28:06,949 --> 01:28:08,884 [CHUCKLES] 2109 01:28:11,186 --> 01:28:13,689 WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE. 2110 01:28:13,756 --> 01:28:15,624 OH, CAN'T A FATHER PAY A VISIT TO HIS DAUGHTER 2111 01:28:15,691 --> 01:28:17,726 ON A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING? 2112 01:28:17,793 --> 01:28:19,428 CAROL CALLED YOU, DIDN'T SHE? 2113 01:28:19,495 --> 01:28:21,630 SHE'S AFRAID I'M GETTING INTO MY PAJAMAS AGAIN. 2114 01:28:21,697 --> 01:28:24,032 WELL, ACTUALLY, CAROL CALLED CHRISTINE, 2115 01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:26,502 CHRISTINE CALLED MICHAEL, AND MICHAEL CALLED ME. 2116 01:28:26,569 --> 01:28:28,036 ANY WORD FROM AUNT EILEEN? 2117 01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:31,106 SHE SAID TO TELL YOU THAT CASEY DONOVAN WAS ADOPTED. 2118 01:28:31,173 --> 01:28:33,342 IF THAT HELPS. 2119 01:28:33,409 --> 01:28:36,278 WELL, AT THIS POINT, HE'S STARTING TO LOOK AWFULLY GOOD. 2120 01:28:36,345 --> 01:28:39,482 HE'S OUT THERE, SARAH. 2121 01:28:39,548 --> 01:28:43,051 SOMEONE WHO WILL APPRECIATE ALL YOU HAVE TO OFFER. 2122 01:28:44,787 --> 01:28:47,890 AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THIS UNIQUE CONSTELLATION OF ATTRIBUTES. 2123 01:28:47,956 --> 01:28:49,558 YOU'RE HALLEY'S COMET. YOU'RE-- 2124 01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:50,859 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 2125 01:28:50,926 --> 01:28:52,528 WELL, IT'S A NICE TURN OF PHRASE, 2126 01:28:52,595 --> 01:28:53,862 BUT IT'S NOT MY OWN. 2127 01:28:53,929 --> 01:28:56,999 I HEARD IT FROM A YOUNG MAN I MET THIS MORNING. 2128 01:28:57,065 --> 01:28:58,834 BUILDS BEAUTIFUL IRISH BOATS. 2129 01:28:58,901 --> 01:29:00,335 AH, POOR LAD. 2130 01:29:00,403 --> 01:29:01,404 HAD HIS HEART BROKEN BY A WOMAN 2131 01:29:01,470 --> 01:29:03,639 HE DEEPLY CARED ABOUT. 2132 01:29:03,706 --> 01:29:05,408 DEEPLY. 2133 01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:07,976 JAKE! 2134 01:29:08,043 --> 01:29:09,211 JAKE! 2135 01:29:09,277 --> 01:29:10,746 HELLO THERE. HI. 2136 01:29:10,813 --> 01:29:13,449 HI. I'M LOOKING FOR JAKE, JAKE ANDERSON. 2137 01:29:13,516 --> 01:29:14,983 IS HE HERE? 2138 01:29:15,050 --> 01:29:17,420 UH, NO, HE ISN'T, BUT LUCKY FOR BOTH OF US, I AM. 2139 01:29:17,486 --> 01:29:19,722 OH, I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS? 2140 01:29:19,788 --> 01:29:21,424 YOU'RE MUST LOVE DOGS, AREN'T YOU? 2141 01:29:21,490 --> 01:29:22,791 YOU'VE ALREADY CRUSHED THE POOR GUY. 2142 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,527 HE'S BEEN MOPING AROUND HERE FOR WEEKS. 2143 01:29:24,593 --> 01:29:25,928 HE'S EVEN GIVING UP THE WHOLE WOODEN BOAT THING. 2144 01:29:25,994 --> 01:29:27,329 REALLY, I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. 2145 01:29:27,396 --> 01:29:28,597 NO, NO, NO, THAT'S ALL WRONG. 2146 01:29:28,664 --> 01:29:29,632 THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO TALK TO HIM. 2147 01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:30,933 PLEASE TELL ME, WHERE IS HE? 2148 01:29:30,999 --> 01:29:33,168 I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. I SAID, WHERE IS HE? 2149 01:29:33,235 --> 01:29:35,438 I'M NOT TELLING YOU. [BARKS] 2150 01:29:35,504 --> 01:29:36,705 [GROWLING] 2151 01:29:36,772 --> 01:29:38,574 YOU KNOW THE BRIDGE BY THE BOAT RAMP? 2152 01:29:45,948 --> 01:29:48,617 JAKE? 2153 01:29:48,684 --> 01:29:52,020 JAKE! 2154 01:29:52,087 --> 01:29:53,522 JAKE! 2155 01:29:55,491 --> 01:29:57,826 [BARKS] 2156 01:30:02,064 --> 01:30:03,866 EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO RENT A BOAT, PLEASE. 2157 01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:06,134 I'M SORRY, WE'RE ALL OUT OF BOATS. 2158 01:30:07,570 --> 01:30:10,038 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 2159 01:30:11,206 --> 01:30:13,275 Woman: ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 2160 01:30:13,341 --> 01:30:14,342 [INDISTINCT VOICES] 2161 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,111 COME ON, GIRL, YOU CAN DO THIS. 2162 01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:18,146 THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 2163 01:30:18,213 --> 01:30:20,115 COME ON. 2164 01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:22,150 I THINK HE COULD BE THE ONE. 2165 01:30:22,217 --> 01:30:24,219 [BARKS] 2166 01:30:24,286 --> 01:30:25,921 All: PUSH! 2167 01:30:25,988 --> 01:30:28,356 PUSH! 2168 01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:30,859 PUSH! 2169 01:30:30,926 --> 01:30:31,960 PUSH! 2170 01:30:32,027 --> 01:30:34,730 PUSH, PUSH! 2171 01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:36,431 PUSH! 2172 01:30:36,499 --> 01:30:38,100 PUSH! 2173 01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:39,835 PUSH! 2174 01:30:39,902 --> 01:30:41,870 PUSH! PUSH! 2175 01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:44,172 I CAN'T! 2176 01:30:44,239 --> 01:30:45,440 JAKE! 2177 01:30:45,508 --> 01:30:47,209 JAKE! 2178 01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:52,881 STOP THE BOAT! 2179 01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:54,149 NEVER MIND! 2180 01:30:54,216 --> 01:30:55,951 AH! 2181 01:30:57,520 --> 01:31:00,288 OK, GIRL, HERE WE GO. 2182 01:31:00,355 --> 01:31:02,457 JAKE! 2183 01:31:04,527 --> 01:31:07,095 [BARKING] 2184 01:31:12,234 --> 01:31:14,302 HERE SHE GOES! 2185 01:31:14,369 --> 01:31:16,071 [WHIMPERING] 2186 01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:20,843 JAKE! 2187 01:31:20,909 --> 01:31:22,978 Jake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2188 01:31:23,045 --> 01:31:25,147 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL THE WAY UP. 2189 01:31:25,213 --> 01:31:26,949 ALMOST. 2190 01:31:28,250 --> 01:31:29,518 [MOTHER THERESA WHIMPERING] 2191 01:31:29,585 --> 01:31:31,620 COME ON, GIRL! GOOD GIRL, YOU CAN DO IT! 2192 01:31:31,687 --> 01:31:32,688 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 2193 01:31:32,755 --> 01:31:34,422 ALL RIGHT, WATCH THE BOAT THERE. 2194 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,191 ALL RIGHT, UP. 2195 01:31:40,428 --> 01:31:42,097 COLD. 2196 01:31:42,164 --> 01:31:44,199 COLD, VERY COLD. 2197 01:31:46,902 --> 01:31:49,237 HERE WE GO. 2198 01:31:49,304 --> 01:31:51,173 AH, THANK YOU. 2199 01:31:52,975 --> 01:31:55,944 WAS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO SAY TO ME? 2200 01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:57,379 YES. 2201 01:31:57,445 --> 01:31:59,682 YOU COULD HAVE JUST CALLED. 2202 01:31:59,748 --> 01:32:02,017 PERHAPS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE WISER COURSE, YES. 2203 01:32:02,084 --> 01:32:05,420 SO WHAT'S UP? 2204 01:32:05,487 --> 01:32:07,556 I OWE YOU MY STORY. 2205 01:32:07,623 --> 01:32:09,825 YOU ASKED ME FOR HONESTY, 2206 01:32:09,892 --> 01:32:11,526 AND IT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME, 2207 01:32:11,594 --> 01:32:13,061 AND I HELD BACK, AND... 2208 01:32:13,128 --> 01:32:15,731 I JUST--I DIDN'T WANT TO LET YOU SEE THE REAL ME, 2209 01:32:15,798 --> 01:32:18,901 BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF GETTING HURT AGAIN. 2210 01:32:18,967 --> 01:32:22,170 BUT, LISTEN, I HEAR THAT THE UNIVERSE 2211 01:32:22,237 --> 01:32:25,941 LETS YOUR HEART EXPAND AND GROW BACK EVEN BIGGER 2212 01:32:26,008 --> 01:32:27,843 AFTER YOU GO THROUGH ALL THAT PAIN. 2213 01:32:27,910 --> 01:32:31,079 WELL, I BELIEVE THAT NOW. 2214 01:32:31,146 --> 01:32:33,916 AND I WAS JUST WISHING THERE WAS A WAY 2215 01:32:33,982 --> 01:32:38,553 THAT I COULD HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO MAKE THIS WORK. 2216 01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:50,232 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 2217 01:32:50,298 --> 01:32:51,867 HI, HOW CAN I-- 2218 01:32:51,934 --> 01:32:54,136 UH-OH. DON'T WORRY, I GOT IT. 2219 01:32:54,202 --> 01:32:57,773 A SINGLE CHICKEN BREAST, NO DATING ADVICE. COMING RIGHT UP. 2220 01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:00,609 ACTUALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE 3 COLD FRYERS, PLEASE. 2221 01:33:00,676 --> 01:33:02,945 AND 6 PORK CHOPS, AND, UM, 2222 01:33:03,011 --> 01:33:04,046 LAMB SHANK. 2223 01:33:04,112 --> 01:33:06,581 AND DO YOU HAVE ANY DOG BONES BACK THERE? 2224 01:33:07,716 --> 01:33:09,584 IF YOU, THROW THEM IN THE CART. 2225 01:33:09,652 --> 01:33:11,553 WHAT ARE THE SPECIALS TODAY? 2226 01:33:11,620 --> 01:33:13,288 YES! 2227 01:33:24,166 --> 01:33:26,869 [INAUDIBLE] 2228 01:33:28,470 --> 01:33:30,205 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 2229 01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:32,607 HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY HERE TODAY? 2230 01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:36,078 * SHE AIN'T LONELY NOW * 2231 01:33:36,144 --> 01:33:37,412 HEY! 2232 01:33:37,479 --> 01:33:38,681 DOWN! 2233 01:33:38,747 --> 01:33:42,617 * SEE HER SHUFFLE ACROSS THE FLOOR * 2234 01:33:42,685 --> 01:33:45,721 * YES, SHE'S HAPPIER NOW * 2235 01:33:45,788 --> 01:33:50,826 * SEE HER SMILE AND SAY COME ON * 2236 01:33:50,893 --> 01:33:54,462 * LET'S DANCE ALL NIGHT * 2237 01:33:54,529 --> 01:33:58,100 * LET'S DANCE ALL NIGHT * 2238 01:33:58,166 --> 01:34:03,038 * YEAH, I THINK SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT * 2239 01:34:03,105 --> 01:34:06,809 [SONG CONTINUES] 2240 01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:08,143 HOW DID WE MEET? 2241 01:34:08,210 --> 01:34:09,945 OH. OH, THAT'S A GREAT STORY. 2242 01:34:10,012 --> 01:34:11,413 GREAT STORY. TELL IT, TELL IT, HON. 2243 01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:12,815 WELL, ACTUALLY, 2244 01:34:12,881 --> 01:34:14,950 IT'S-IT'S-IT'S A VERY ROMANTIC STORY. 2245 01:34:15,017 --> 01:34:16,418 YOU-YOU TELL IT, CAROL. 2246 01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:17,419 NO, GO AHEAD. 2247 01:34:17,485 --> 01:34:18,553 NO, NO, REALLY, YOU SHOULD. 2248 01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:21,556 SHE TELLS THE STORY GREAT. 2249 01:34:21,623 --> 01:34:23,692 YOU DON'T REMEMBER, DO YOU? 2250 01:34:23,759 --> 01:34:24,927 [LAUGHS] 2251 01:34:24,993 --> 01:34:27,429 DON'T REMEMBER? HOW WE MET? 2252 01:34:27,495 --> 01:34:30,699 * DANCE ALL NIGHT * 2253 01:34:30,766 --> 01:34:33,969 * DANCE ALL NIGHT... * 2254 01:34:34,036 --> 01:34:37,105 I DON'T REMEMBER... 2255 01:34:37,172 --> 01:34:40,242 BUT I LOVE HER. 2256 01:34:40,308 --> 01:34:41,777 I LOVE HER! 2257 01:34:41,844 --> 01:34:44,046 LOVE IS NOT RESERVED FOR THE YOUNG, YOU KNOW. 2258 01:34:44,112 --> 01:34:46,915 AS THE POET SAID, "GROW OLD ALONG WITH ME; 2259 01:34:46,982 --> 01:34:48,650 THE BEST IS YET TO BE." 2260 01:34:48,717 --> 01:34:49,651 YEATS? 2261 01:34:49,718 --> 01:34:51,519 NO. TENNYSON? 2262 01:34:51,586 --> 01:34:52,654 NO. 2263 01:34:52,721 --> 01:34:53,989 BROWNING. 2264 01:34:54,056 --> 01:34:54,923 BROWNING. 2265 01:34:54,990 --> 01:34:56,925 WHO KNOWS HER DADDY? 2266 01:34:56,992 --> 01:34:58,360 OH, MY GOSH, I DID NOT THINK 2267 01:34:58,426 --> 01:34:59,527 I WAS READY TO SETTLE DOWN, 2268 01:34:59,594 --> 01:35:03,531 BUT...LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS ROCK! 2269 01:35:03,598 --> 01:35:05,200 AND, OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE? 2270 01:35:05,267 --> 01:35:07,469 I'M GOING TO GET, UM, A CUTE LITTLE TATTOO 2271 01:35:07,535 --> 01:35:10,338 IN SOME PLACE THAT'S N-O-N OF YOUR BUSINESS, 2272 01:35:10,405 --> 01:35:13,809 AND, UM, WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S GOING TO SAY? 2273 01:35:13,876 --> 01:35:18,013 "MRS. CASEY DONOVAN." 2274 01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:19,414 [GIGGLES] 2275 01:35:19,481 --> 01:35:21,483 THE BEST PLACE TO MEET SOMEONE 2276 01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:25,487 IS PARSEGHIAN'S ARMENIAN RESTAURANT IN KOREATOWN. 2277 01:35:25,553 --> 01:35:27,956 I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE YOUNG, YOU'RE OLD, 2278 01:35:28,023 --> 01:35:30,292 YOU'RE SINGLE, YOU'RE DIVORCED... 2279 01:35:30,358 --> 01:35:31,293 [SPEAKING ARMENIAN] 2280 01:35:31,359 --> 01:35:33,561 I'M GETTING THERE. 2281 01:35:33,628 --> 01:35:36,932 7100 FIRST STREET. 2282 01:35:36,999 --> 01:35:39,667 WEDNESDAY: MOTHER-IN-LAW NIGHT. 2283 01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,870 ALL SHE CAN EAT. 2284 01:35:45,874 --> 01:35:47,275 IN A DOG PARK. DOG PARK. 2285 01:35:47,342 --> 01:35:49,144 YEAH. IT'S TRUE. 2286 01:35:49,211 --> 01:35:49,945 I KNOW. 2287 01:35:50,012 --> 01:35:51,679 I WAS VERY... I WAS NERVOUS. 2288 01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:53,548 WE HAD NO IDEA AT THE TIME 2289 01:35:53,615 --> 01:35:55,683 THAT WE COULD EVER WIND UP... 2290 01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:57,152 OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE. I DID. 2291 01:35:57,219 --> 01:35:57,953 YOU DID NOT. 2292 01:35:58,020 --> 01:35:59,221 I DID, TOO. I DID, TOO. 2293 01:35:59,287 --> 01:36:00,422 I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THIS. UM... 2294 01:36:00,488 --> 01:36:01,556 HE HAS LOTS OF THEORIES. 2295 01:36:01,623 --> 01:36:02,590 I DO. THIS IS ACTUALLY A GOOD ONE. 2296 01:36:02,657 --> 01:36:03,826 I TOOK SOME NOTES. UM... 2297 01:36:03,892 --> 01:36:05,961 OH, GOD, YOU'RE SO PREPARED FOR THIS. 2298 01:36:06,028 --> 01:36:07,896 YOU GROW UP. YOU'RE AN ADULT, RIGHT? 2299 01:36:07,963 --> 01:36:09,164 AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE 2300 01:36:09,231 --> 01:36:10,565 ALL THIS WORLDLY EXPERIENCE, RIGHT? 2301 01:36:10,632 --> 01:36:11,834 POINT "A." 2302 01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:14,702 YOU THINK YOUR PERSONALITY IS FORMED, 2303 01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:16,704 AND THEN YOU THINK YOU'RE COMPLETE, 2304 01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:17,840 BUT THEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY. 2305 01:36:17,906 --> 01:36:18,974 YOU START FEELING NEW THINGS, 2306 01:36:19,041 --> 01:36:20,242 AND YOU START FEELING 2307 01:36:20,308 --> 01:36:21,844 EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL THINGS. 2308 01:36:21,910 --> 01:36:23,578 YOU GET CONFUSED, RIGHT? 2309 01:36:23,645 --> 01:36:25,447 UM, YOU GET NAUSEOUS, 2310 01:36:25,513 --> 01:36:26,915 UM, AND I THINK WHEN YOU GET 2311 01:36:26,982 --> 01:36:28,150 REALLY NAUSEOUS LIKE THAT, 2312 01:36:28,216 --> 01:36:29,985 IT'S, LIKE, THE COMPLETION OF SELF. 2313 01:36:30,052 --> 01:36:31,786 UM, THE PERSON WHO CAN FILL THE FINAL VOID. 2314 01:36:31,854 --> 01:36:33,121 UH-OH. 2315 01:36:33,188 --> 01:36:34,589 THAT'S WHAT IT WAS LIKE WHEN I MET SARAH. 2316 01:36:34,656 --> 01:36:35,590 ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT I... 2317 01:36:35,657 --> 01:36:36,724 I MADE YOU NAUSEOUS? 2318 01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:38,460 IN A GOOD WAY. I WAS LOVESICK. 2319 01:36:38,526 --> 01:36:40,328 [LAUGHING] 2320 01:36:40,395 --> 01:36:42,797 THAT WAS GOOD, HONEY. 2321 01:36:51,539 --> 01:36:53,475 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2322 01:36:57,079 --> 01:36:59,481 * THE TIME IS COMING * 2323 01:36:59,547 --> 01:37:02,484 * IT'S COMING SOON * 2324 01:37:02,550 --> 01:37:04,286 * I FEEL IT IN MY BONES * 2325 01:37:04,352 --> 01:37:08,290 * I--I FEEL IT IN MY SHOES * 2326 01:37:08,356 --> 01:37:14,296 * I WAS LOST, BUT NOW I'M FOUND * 2327 01:37:14,362 --> 01:37:18,566 * AND ALL MY TROUBLES, THEY'RE TURNING AROUND * 2328 01:37:18,633 --> 01:37:22,304 * SO I'M TEARING DOWN THE WALLS INSIDE * 2329 01:37:22,370 --> 01:37:25,307 * LETTING GO OF ALL MY PRIDE * 2330 01:37:25,373 --> 01:37:28,043 * MAKE IT HOME BEFORE THE LIGHT * 2331 01:37:28,110 --> 01:37:33,048 * I DON'T NEED TO HIDE INSIDE THIS SHELL * 2332 01:37:33,115 --> 01:37:35,783 * THIS SHELL * 2333 01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:38,253 * NO MORE... *