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(JOHN CLEARS THROAT)
(GAIL BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

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(JOHN AND GAIL VOCALIZING)

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(JOHN AND GAIL SCATTING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Welcome back,
a cappella enthusiasts.

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My name is John Smith,

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and sitting here to my left

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is Gail
Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger.

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Oh, this one's
gonna stick, John.

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Well, you saved
the Jew for last.
I did. I did.

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<i>You're listening to
Let's Talk-Appella,</i>

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the world's premiere
downloadable
a cappella podcast.

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We are coming to you live
from the nation's capital,

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where the
Barden University Bellas

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are about to rock
the historic Kennedy Center.

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JOHN: Boy, these girls
have broken down

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every single barrier
in their path,
haven't they, Gail?

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GAIL: Absolutely, John.

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The first all-female group
to win a national title,

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three-time defending champs,
and now, here they are,

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performing for the
President of the United
States on his birthday.

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JOHN: Wow!
What an inspiration

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to girls all over the country
who are too ugly
to be cheerleaders.

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(ALL APPLAUDING)
(SCATTERED CHEERING)

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(SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)

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(SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)

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JOHN: Here's Beca Mitchell,
leader of the group.

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GAIL: Look at these
sequins and sparkles.

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Oh, my! Their feet
just don't stop moving.

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(CONTINUES SINGING)

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(SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)

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(SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)

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GAIL: Florencia Fuentes
just earned
her green card, John.

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She may have to
do that backflip

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right back over
the fence into Mexico.

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I think she's Guatemalan.

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Oh, none of that matters.

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GAIL: There is so much
happening on stage,

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I don't even know
where to look.

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Back in my day,
we put on our blazers
and we just sang.

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We maybe snapped our fingers
if we were feeling frisky.

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(SINGING PATRIOTIC SONG)

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(SINGING POP SONG)

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GAIL: Whoa!
Another surprise!

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JOHN: An overweight girl
dangling from the ceiling.

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Who hasn't had that dream?
Lots of us.

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(CONTINUES SINGING)

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(SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)

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(SINGING POP SONG)

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(AMY SCREAMING)

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(AUDIENCE GASPS)

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GAIL: No!

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JOHN: Okay, she has
no underwear on.
Oh, my God.

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We have a commando situation.

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There is a commando
situation on stage!

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GAIL: Who is on top of this?

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What kind of person...
JOHN: Holy cow!

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Take her back up.
She's turning.
GAIL: Pull her up already!

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She's turning.
Brace yourselves.
No.

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She's coming.
She's coming!

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AMY: Avert your eyes,
or take it all in!
Make your choice!

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GAIL: Not the front!
Nobody wants
to see the front!

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Oh, no!
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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<i>Happy birthday,
Mr. President.</i>

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<i>The Australian singer
who calls herself "Fat Amy"</i>

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<i>gave the President
a birthday gift
from down under</i>

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<i>during last night's
celebration</i>

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<i>held at the historic
Kennedy Center.</i>

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<i>In case you're wondering
what I mean by
"down under," Chip,</i>

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<i>I'm talking about her (BLEEP).</i>

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<i>She showed her (BLEEP)
to the President.</i>

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<i>All eyes were on
the a cappella singers,
the Barden Bellas.</i>

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<i>...three-time defending
a cappella national champions,</i>

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<i>which is a real thing,
apparently.</i>

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<i>Although authorities
have ruled out
terrorism as a motive,</i>

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<i>the Bellas claim the mishap
was merely an accident</i>

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<i>and issued an apology.</i>

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<i>I am deeply sorry
for the upset
that I have caused.</i>

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<i>I feel that I have
already received
punishment enough</i>

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<i>in the form of silk burn.</i>

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<i>Exhibit C.</i>

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<i>No, no, no!</i>

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<i>It's filth.</i>

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<i>Women who sing
are just another example</i>

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<i>of cultural decay,
due to loose morals.</i>

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<i>Not wearing underwear</i>

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<i>seems kind of
intentional to me.
Mmm.</i>

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<i>Yeah, you either
choose to wear underwear,
or you don't wear underwear.</i>

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<i>It's a choice
I make every day.</i>

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<i>You know, until today,
I thought singing a cappella</i>

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<i>was the most
embarrassing thing
you could do.</i>

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<i>Normally,
that group is on point,</i>

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<i>and last night,
they were off-point,</i>

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<i>off-key,
and then on the floor.</i>

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<i>It's a national disgrace.</i>

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<i>Yeah, but I'd
rather be in that</i>

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<i>limo ride home
with the President.</i>

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<i>Cut to the real President,
he'd be like,</i>

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<i>"That (BLEEP)
was off the hook!"
(LAUGHTER)</i>

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(CYCLE BELL RINGING)

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Chloe, chill out.
It was a mistake.

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They're not gonna
burn us for witchcraft.

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No, but the National
A Cappella Association

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is in there talking
to the dean about us,

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and who knows
what's gonna happen?

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We won three championships.

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Whatever happens in there,
we're gonna be fine.

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Maybe it's time to
think about other stuff.

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What other stuff?

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You know,
school, jobs, life.

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This group is my life.

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I've intentionally failed
Russian Lit three times

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so I could be a Bella.

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This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to us.
Even

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You know,
before coming to Barden,

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I had diarrhea
for seven years.

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But yes, this is terrible.

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The dean is ready
for you tramps.

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STACIE: Oh, jeez.

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<i>Ladies,</i>

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you have dragged
the good name

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of Barden University
into the gutter.

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And you've really
upset these people

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whose names
I've already forgotten.

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Your little southern exposure
in front of our
Commander-in-Chief

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has irreparably damaged
the entire institution
of a cappella.

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Just blew it up.

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Funding is drying up,
sponsors are pulling out.

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GAIL: Mmm-hmm.
JOHN: Unfortunately,
an example must be made.

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It is the decision
of this governing body

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that the Bellas
are hereby suspended

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from competing at
the collegiate level.
JESSICA: What?

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The terms
of your suspension

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are laid out
in this document.

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I'm sorry,
but it's over.
Hi.

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Okay, can we be reasonable?

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Fat Amy apologized.
This was an accident.

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Was it?
(CHLOE GASPS)

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You're taking us off
of our victory tour?

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Who's gonna sing
the national anthem
at the Puppy Bowl?

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You're being replaced
by the European champions.

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A German group
of total professionals.

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In other words, they're gonna
keep their pants on.

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So we can't defend our title
and we can't tour?

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DEAN: And you can't
hold any auditions.

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We don't need your ranks
to grow like a fungus.

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CHLOE:
Oh, so that's it, then?

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So, basically,
the Bellas are over?

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JOHN: Look, ladies,

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I'm sorry that this
disciplinary action
has shocked you.

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Especially since
you're all seniors.

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But the truth is,

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you're just women.

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No.

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And you'll all be
pregnant soon.
Mmm.

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EMILY: Mom, I'm late.

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It's orientation.
You gotta let me go.

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Oh, I can't.

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I just can't do it.

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Mom, you can do it.

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My only daughter,
leaving the nest.

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<i>(SINGING)
If you leave me now</i>

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<i>You'll take away
the biggest part of me</i>

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Mom.
You want me to stop?

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<i>(SINGING)
Or I could keep singing!</i>

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No, I don't know
how I'm gonna get by

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without your
spontaneous singing.

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Oh, honey, you're gonna
love this place.

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Just promise you'll call.

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Oh, and, honey,
don't be afraid
to express yourself.

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And not with those
weird buttons they wear
in their earlobes.

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Unless you're
gonna get a job...
Mom, slow down.

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I'm not gonna do
anything crazy.

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I'm just gonna write my songs
and join an a cappella group.

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Notjust
any a cappella group.

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The Bellas
are an institution.

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My days as a Bella
were the best...

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Best days of your life.

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I know.
And I can't wait to be one.

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Unless they don't
take me, Mom.

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Oh, no, honey,
they're gonna take you.

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Thanks to me,
you were born into it.

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And then I'm gonna
be your mother...

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<i>(SINGING) And your sister</i>

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Gross. Okay.

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(EXHALES SHARPLY)

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All right,
the next phase of my life

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begins.

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<i>CHLOE: Hold on.</i>

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There is nothing in here
that strips us
of our national title.

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And if we're still
reigning champs,

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then we are
automatically invited
to represent America

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at the World Championships
this spring.

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Ah, yes, the World
Championships ofA Cappella,

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where, every four years,

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groups from around
the globe compete
for world domination.

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I'm sorry. I just feel
like I always have to
be on, you know.

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JOHN: Yeah. Yeah.
Well, look, ladies,

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we can't stop you
from going
to the Worlds competition.

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It's not gonna
help your case here.

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GAIL: Not at all.

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What if we win it?

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JOHN: What if you win it?

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(SCOFFS)
Like, you...

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You out-perform
the other groups?

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(JOHN LAUGHING)

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How do you fit
such big dreams
in such a small body?

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What if you win it?

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(LAUGHING)

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(INDISTINCT MOUTHING)

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Never.

213
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What if you win it?

214
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Yeah. If we win,
will you reinstate us?
GAIL: Sure.

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But no American team
has ever won.

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That's because they hate us.

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The whole world.

218
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The whole world hates us.

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Hate us.

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GIRL: (OVER <i>SPEAKER)
Hello, fresh-persons!</i>

221
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<i>Welcome to Barden University!</i>

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00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:22,164
(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

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<i>Okay! The Barden Knight.</i>

224
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<i>Okay, get off the stage.
No one cares about you.
All right.</i>

225
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<i>You have made a great choice,
and a cheap one.</i>

226
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<i>Yay, Barden!</i>

227
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<i>We have a very
special performance
for you guys today.</i>

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<i>The pride and joy
of Barden University,</i>

229
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<i>the Treblamakers!</i>

230
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<i>Thank you!
Thank you, thank you.</i>

231
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<i>We are the Treblemakers.</i>

232
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<i>I'm Jesse,
and this is a cappella.</i>

233
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<i>Let's do this!</i>

234
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<i>Hey yo, Trebles!</i>

235
00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,785
(SCATTING)

236
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,453
(SINGING BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)

237
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:45,956
(VOCALIZING)

238
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,291
(CONTINUES SINGING)

239
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,050
Someone drop some bass.

240
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,219
(CONTINUES SINGING
BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)

241
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,054
JESSE: Now I need
some baritone.

242
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,056
(ALL SINGING)

243
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,470
(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

244
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,848
All right!

245
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:47,685
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! on, rny God;

246
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,520
Chloe,
don't blame yourself.
Oh, my God!

247
00:12:49,687 --> 00:12:51,855
You're a ginger.
That's punishment enough.

248
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,608
This is not all your fault.
This is on all of us.

249
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,860
So, if we don't win
the Worlds,
then what are we?

250
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,113
Just a bunch of girls
that hang out?

251
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,489
What's wrong with that?
(CLICKS TONGUE)

252
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,574
If we don't win,
the Bellas are over.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

253
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:05,536
This is the biggest challenge
that any of us
have ever faced.

254
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:10,624
When I was nine years old,
my brother tried to sell
me for a chicken, so...

255
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,167
Well, I will do
whoever it takes

256
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,627
in order for us
to get back to the top.

257
00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:14,837
You mean "whatever" it takes.

258
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,213
Yeah, I'll do that, too.

259
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,716
That's great news. Yes.

260
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:22,469
No, I can start Monday.
I would be
stoked to start on...

261
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,722
Sorry, I don't say "stoked."
I don't say stuff like that.

262
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,099
I'm, like, I'm pretty cool.
You're gonna like me.

263
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,684
That was bad, too.

264
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,145
We need to attack
this problem head-on.

265
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,315
I want 100% commitment
and laser focus, right?

266
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,734
Great! I will see you Monday.

267
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,236
Beca out! (MOUTHING)

268
00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:42,656
Beca.
BECA:Yeah

269
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:44,241
JESSE: <i>Hey, ladies.
Wanna come to</i> a <i>party?</i>

270
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,161
It's a tiki party.
You guys don't even
have to wear shoes.

271
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,620
It's the best kind of party.

272
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,873
Here you go.
Sure.

273
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,834
Hey, great job, Trebles.
You guys killed it.

274
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:54,918
Oh, thank you.

275
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,837
You like a cappella?
Oh, yeah.

276
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,340
I've got my heart set
on being a Bella.

277
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,383
It's actually at the very top
of all my dream boards.

278
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,676
BENJI: Did I hear
mention of dreams?

279
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,304
Hi. Benjamin Applebaum
at your service. Hello.

280
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,766
I just have to say,
you are so spirited. I...

281
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,101
I just wanna put you in a box
and saw you in half.

282
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,686
JESSE: For magic.

283
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,439
As a part of a trick.
He does magic.

284
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,983
Right.
It's only weird
if you don't embrace it.

285
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,568
Dude, explain yourself.

286
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,862
I'll be honest,
I completely blacked out.
How'd I do, man?

287
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,614
Honestly?
I've seen you do worse.

288
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,782
Awesome.

289
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,955
<i>STAGE: It's been months
and we're still
getting hate mail?</i>

290
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,082
Sucks!

291
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,958
"For your hairy situation"?

292
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:37,378
Oh.

293
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:40,381
CHLOE: Okay,
we are officially registered.

294
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,758
Update your passports, ladies,
because we are going

295
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:47,763
to the very sunny,
very beautiful, Copenhagen!

296
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,723
Yeah! Nice!
Yes!

297
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:51,350
Oh.

298
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,227
Where is that?

299
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,978
I don't know. I failed Maps.

300
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,106
It looks like the competition
has been dominated

301
00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:00,234
by that stupid German group
that took over our tour.

302
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,486
You mean "stole" our tour.
AMY: Word.

303
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,363
We need to scout
those Deutsche-bags.

304
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,447
FLO: Yes.

305
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,241
But how good can they be?

306
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,952
Germany hasn't produced
a good singer
since David Hasselhoff.

307
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,578
We're gonna crush them.

308
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:12,788
And when we do,

309
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,123
we can stick it
to these chumps

310
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,333
who send us all
this hate mail, like,

311
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,460
"Sonia Sotomayor."

312
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,380
Judgy bitch.

313
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,589
The Bellas are back!

314
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,426
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Yeah! We're back.

315
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,678
Has anyone talked
to Beca today?

316
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,762
JESSE: So?

317
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:29,888
Any first-day jitters?

318
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,682
No, no.
You know,
I'm just gonna

319
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,475
be moody and distant.
Artists love that.

320
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:34,560
I know I love that.

321
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,311
Here you go.

322
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,521
Okay.

323
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,441
Dude, why do I
feel so guilty?

324
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,984
I've given a lot to
the Bellas, right?

325
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,444
It's, like,
three years of my life.

326
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:46,822
Yeah, Bec,
you should not feel guilty
at all about taking your shot.

327
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:47,990
This is a big deal, right?

328
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,200
Yes, it's a very big deal.
Okay.

329
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,703
Go.
All right.

330
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,374
Nothing's gonna stop my girl!

331
00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:58,750
I don't know him!

332
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,127
Bees in effects, y'all!

333
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,712
You can go!

334
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,839
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

335
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,051
Are you ready, or...
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

336
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,583
Okay, everybody, huddle up.

337
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,503
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Get up!

338
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,671
Come on!
To the table, please!
To the table!

339
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:47,508
Last one at this table
has to help Frank
watch YouTube videos

340
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,134
to find
the next Justin Bieber.

341
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:50,844
Hey, so, I'm turning 25
next week,

342
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,930
if anybody wants to
get some drinks, celebrate.

343
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,140
Frank, buddy, less talk.

344
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:56,850
Thank you so much.

345
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:59,019
Okay, my people, check it out.

346
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,480
That...

347
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,776
This... Dax, the tech guy.
Did you call the tech guy?

348
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,194
Yeah, I talked to him.

349
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:10,447
Do you understand that
everything else
in my life works?

350
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:11,865
Uh-huh.

351
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,659
So, I just need
everything here to work,
too,okay?

352
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,827
Well, he said he was
gonna call me back.
Oh, my God.

353
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:17,788
You want me to call him now?

354
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,873
(WHISPERING) Don't do it now.

355
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:21,250
Okay.

356
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:22,793
There we go.

357
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,879
That is the Lion himself.

358
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,383
That is the legendary
Snoop D-O-Double-G

359
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,135
singing <i>White</i> Christmas
at a tree-lighting
ceremony in Moscow.

360
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,263
And he was so moved
by the power of music

361
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,056
to unite the world
or some shit,

362
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,517
that now he wants to drop
his own cool Christmas album.

363
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,811
And because I sleep
on a bed of Grammys,

364
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:43,355
he has decided to hire me
to produce it. Now...

365
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,440
But Snoop Dogg already dropped
a Christmas album.

366
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,568
If you had listened to
the album like I did,

367
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:51,780
stranded in the air with T.l.
on a golden hang glider,

368
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:55,200
then you would have known
that none of the songs
were the classics.

369
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:58,161
I've had to listen
to that album on
two separate occasions.

370
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,871
Hang glider with T.l.

371
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,499
and also a rocket ship
that Eminem has built.

372
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,459
It doesn't go anywhere,

373
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,461
but he's got dreams
for it, okay?

374
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,172
So I need you to
close your mouth.

375
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,174
Herein lies the problem,
everybody.

376
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,303
Last time I checked,
there are over a million
Christmas albums

377
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,930
with the same
10 damn songs on them.

378
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,765
So, guys,
I'm telling you, man,

379
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,018
I need all hands
on deck right now

380
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,187
to come up with ideas
on how to make
this one stand out.

381
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,731
Okay? You got it?

382
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,899
Fire when ready.
I want to hear ideas.

383
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,693
Anything.

384
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,528
Anybody-

385
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:32,654
Anybody right now
would be great.

386
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,281
Anybody to talk...
What if we got those dogs...

387
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,824
Anybody but you.

388
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,910
<i>What</i> if we <i>got those dogs
that</i> bark <i>Jingle Bells</i>
to back him <i>up?</i>

389
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,621
And let me, let me,
let me guess, let me guess.

390
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,915
You want those dogs
to back him up because
he's "Snoop Dogg"?

391
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:44,958
Yeah!

392
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,960
That is a really great example

393
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,795
of a horrible idea.

394
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,632
Take a lap.

395
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,509
What?
Take a lap.

396
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:56,011
But I'm wearing skinnyjeans.

397
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,095
I don't care.

398
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,430
Go. Go.

399
00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,723
Let's go.
I wanna see knees up.

400
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:01,892
Knees up, please.

401
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,895
Guys, I should give you
a little more time.

402
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,897
A minute. You got
one minute. 60 seconds.

403
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,525
My time is like
a toddler in a tiara, okay?
Precious and short.

404
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:13,487
I need really great ideas.
Snoop is coming!

405
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,621
(DOORBELL RINGING)

406
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,670
Oh. Sorry, my boobs
are all crazy.
I wasjustjumping.

407
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:33,048
(STAMMERING) I just
came from auditions.
You guys weren't there.

408
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,008
I was hoping for the chance
to sing for you.

409
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,886
No, can't help you.
We're not allowed to
take anyone else new.

410
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,262
Oh, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait!

411
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,972
I'm a Junk!

412
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,474
What'd you say
about yourjunk?

413
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,644
I'm Emily Junk.

414
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,688
I know, it's weird.
It's my mom's last name.

415
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,523
My dad's last name
is Hardon, so...

416
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,359
Um...

417
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,779
I'm a Legacy.

418
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,322
Junk. Junk.

419
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,116
My mom was a Bella.

420
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,368
Your mother is Katherine Junk?

421
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,452
Who?

422
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:05,163
Only the top bitch
of the 1981 Bellas.

423
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,457
She pioneered
the syncopated booty shake.

424
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,960
And word is she has
a five-octave vocal range.

425
00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:11,128
EMILY: Yep, still does.

426
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,214
You do not want to hear
that woman doing it
with my dad. Whew.

427
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,174
What an odd thing to say.

428
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,217
True.

429
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,636
If a Legacy wants to audition,
we have to let her.

430
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:20,846
Okay, um...

431
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,891
Show us what you got.

432
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,644
Right now? Right here?
Right here, right now.

433
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,020
Yeah.

434
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:33,400
Okay, um, I'd like to
perform an original song
that I've been working on.

435
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,861
I'm not quite finished
with it though,

436
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,821
so let's not be
dicks about it.

437
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:40,615
Sorry, that was crass,
wasn't it?

438
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,409
Fat Amy,
you have a lovely vagina.

439
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:44,369
Thank you. Proceed.

440
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:51,001
<i>(SINGING) When tomorrow comes
I'll be on my own</i>

441
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:55,255
<i>Feeling frightened of
the things that I don't know</i>

442
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:59,342
<i>When tomorrow comes
When tomorrow comes</i>

443
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:03,513
<i>When tomorrow comes</i>

444
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,100
<i>And though the road is long
I look up to the sky</i>

445
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,769
<i>Darkness all around...</i>

446
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,188
No. That one, I'm not...
I'm still kind of
tinkering with that verse.

447
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,523
So it's not... Nothing's
really completely set.

448
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,568
<i>(SINGING) I got all I need
when I got you and I</i>

449
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,863
<i>'Cause I look around me
and see a sweet life</i>

450
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,741
<i>I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight</i>

451
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:26,369
<i>You're getting me, getting me
through the night</i>

452
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,871
(IMITATES DRUMS AND GUITAR)

453
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:34,795
<i>You are my flashlight</i>

454
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,633
Would you excuse us
forjust one second?

455
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,468
(CLEARS TH ROAT)

456
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,929
She's pretty good.
Can't we take her?

457
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,723
What do you expect us to say?
She's standing right there.

458
00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:48,225
(CHUCKLES)

459
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,644
She's definitely
not a soloist.
No.

460
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,730
Technically, she came to us,
so really we're not
breaking any rules.

461
00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,273
Yeah,
it's the perfect loophole.

462
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,984
You know, it's always good
to have an extra body.

463
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,529
Just in case one of us
gets kidnapped for ransom,

464
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,155
is thrown into
a shipping container,

465
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:05,200
and is made to eat
only leaves and gas receipts.

466
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:07,494
Mmm, I agree.
We need new blood.

467
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,913
I don't think we should
decide anything without Beca.

468
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,290
(SOFTLY) I keep a penny
under my tongue.

469
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,085
Did anyone else think
it was creepy

470
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,170
that she never
really opened her eyes
the whole time?

471
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,089
Again, we're talking about her

472
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,924
and she's standing
right there.
FLO: Oh, yeah.

473
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,342
But if we're
gonna talk negatives,

474
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,135
let's start with
the giraffe legs.

475
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,680
Okay, let's take a vote on it.

476
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,265
Anyone who wants her in,
sing a G-sharp.

477
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,724
Anyone who doesn't,
sing an E-flat.

478
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,601
STACIE: Okay.
One, two...

479
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,478
(ALL VOCALIZING)

480
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,111
I like your shirt.
(CLEARS THROAT)

481
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,365
Welcome to the Bellas!

482
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:48,535
O-M-a-ca-G! Whoo!

483
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,663
Oh. Stop, girl, stop.
Yeah, stop, stop it.

484
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,290
Girl, stop.
EMILY: Sorry.

485
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,042
So, when does
initiation start?

486
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,295
Tell you what,
I'll go back to my dorm
and pretend to be surprised

487
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,504
when you throw
the hood over my head

488
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:00,630
and make me
solve a Rubik's Cube

489
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,299
while sucking vodka
from a maxi pad.

490
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,050
That's what
my mom said happened.

491
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:05,093
CHLOE: Mmm, no can do.

492
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,428
Well, look around.

493
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:09,973
We don't exactly have
a maxi pad to spare, so...

494
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,226
All right,
grab your guts, ladies!
It's party time!

495
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,812
We've got
tickets to Copenhagen
and a brand new Bella!

496
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,314
(ALL CHEERING)

497
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:19,774
Let's go!
All right.

498
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,613
Should I...
CHLOE: Come on, girl!

499
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,156
I'm gonna just
leave my bag here.

500
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:28,491
STACIE: Let's go get
into treble!

501
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,327
Has this bush
always been here?

502
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,494
LILLY: Oh! Watch this.

503
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,662
CYNTHIA: You know
there's a gate, right?

504
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,293
EMILY: WOW.

505
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,337
My first college party.

506
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:43,006
Yeah, well, this isn't
just any college party.

507
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,759
This is a cappella only!
Yeah.

508
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:48,845
So, get prepared
to meet a lot of
sexually confused men.

509
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:51,389
Bellas!
Welcome, welcome, welcome!

510
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:54,392
Jesse! Where is Beca?
I thought she was
gonna be with you tonight.

511
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,477
I thought she was with you.

512
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,895
I thought she was with you.

513
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,733
Hey! Benji, right?

514
00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:03,652
(MUMBLING NONSENSICALLY)

515
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,448
Those aren't...
Okay, those aren't words.

516
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:12,911
I'm sorry?

517
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,205
...the movies?

518
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:16,539
Are you asking me out?

519
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,042
Yes.
Yeah?

520
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,252
(CHUCKLING) Oh.
That's so sweet.

521
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,755
It's just, my...
It's my first day. Um...

522
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,591
I wasn't really planning on
rushing in on anything.

523
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:32,597
(COUGHING)

524
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,766
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

525
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:43,066
Hey! Oh.
Hey! You made it!

526
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,902
Yeah, I couldn't miss
our last Hood Night party.

527
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,362
Oh.
So?

528
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,489
How was the internship?

529
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:51,992
Eye-opening.
Yeah, they do not
mess around.

530
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,910
Hey, Chloe asked
where you were.

531
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:55,537
Why didn't you tell her?

532
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,247
Oh. She's just...

533
00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,416
She's locked into
the Worlds right now

534
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,709
and I'm looking
for the right time.

535
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:01,918
I'll tell her.

536
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:03,962
Bumper's back!

537
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:05,255
Whoo!

538
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:07,048
Campus security!

539
00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:09,259
Bumper! Bumper!

540
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,261
Fat Amy's back!

541
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,888
'Cause I never left
'cause I'm still here.

542
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:17,600
Whoo! But I'm back,
so it's a big deal
because I've arrived again!

543
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:21,479
You know, for someone
who left school years ago,

544
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,148
you're harder to
shake than mono.

545
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:27,277
I've got some
pretty big news.

546
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,361
What?

547
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:32,073
I have been hand-plucked
to be put on a waiting list

548
00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:37,037
to be put on
a very well-known
TV singing competition.

549
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,121
Really?
Yep.

550
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,247
I know
what you're thinking.

551
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,415
"Oh, Bumper.

552
00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:43,001
"You shut your face
and kiss me, Bumper."

553
00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:44,210
No.

554
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,421
"Bumper, please,
just shut your trap."

555
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:47,797
That is not how I talk.

556
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:50,008
You talk
exactly like this.
Do not.

557
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,134
Yes, you do.

558
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:53,136
I don't.

559
00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,346
So shut up.
You shut up.

560
00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:57,307
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

561
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:07,901
Hi!

562
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:08,985
Hi.

563
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,154
I am so excited
to meet the woman

564
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,615
who single-handedly
created the Bella sound.

565
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:14,824
We're sisters!

566
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,367
I can't believe
we're sisters!

567
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:17,952
Oh! Yeah, hi!
Hi!

568
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,496
Chloe texted me
we added a Legacy.

569
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:20,997
I didn't even know
that was a thing.

570
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,666
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

571
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,069
Shh.

572
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:05,792
FLO: Remind me again why
we are at a car show.

573
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:08,461
We're here for one reason
and one reason only.

574
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:09,754
To scout the competition.

575
00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,214
It's totally gonna
help us win the Worlds

576
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,590
if we know
what we're up against.

577
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,384
(SIGHS ) All right.

578
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,678
Now, where are
those tour thieves?

579
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:17,762
Stacie!

580
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:19,806
Keep it in your pants, maybe.

581
00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:21,391
Stacie!
What?

582
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,561
CHLOE: What the...

583
00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:27,313
This all should
have been ours!

584
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,566
I hate these Germans.

585
00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:32,986
FLO: Holy a-ca-mole!

586
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:36,322
Okay, the cars moved.
Nothing else happened yet.

587
00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:39,951
But they're moving backwards.
With ghosts driving them.

588
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:46,416
<i>We are Das Sound Machine.</i>

589
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:51,921
<i>A German collective,
operating in concert
to create sonic mastery.</i>

590
00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:55,842
<i>What better way to appreciate
automotive perfection?</i>

591
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:02,599
(DAS SOUND MACHINE SINGING
ALTERNATIVE ROCK SONG)

592
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:16,362
(BEATBOXING)

593
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,538
(SINGING)

594
00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:37,133
(VOCALIZING)

595
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:39,969
(SINGING)

596
00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,570
(SCATTING HOUSE MUSIC)

597
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:03,117
CYNTHIA: Man, they massive!

598
00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:05,161
How are we gonna compete
with a group that size?

599
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:06,621
STACIE: They're so
freakin' in sync.

600
00:29:12,335 --> 00:29:15,004
(CONTINUES SINGING
ALTERNATIVE ROCK SONG)

601
00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:28,935
(SCATTING HOUSE MUSIC)

602
00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:30,853
(CONTINUES SINGING)

603
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:44,701
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

604
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:46,536
FLO: Do we clap?

605
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:47,620
Do we clap? Do we clap?

606
00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:48,705
Politely clap.

607
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,248
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

608
00:29:57,130 --> 00:30:00,383
Barden Bellas.
You came here to see us?

609
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:04,721
Is it because you are...
What do the American
kids say, "Jelly"?

610
00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:07,223
We are so not "jelly."

611
00:30:07,390 --> 00:30:10,727
We should really thank you
for making this tour
a reality,

612
00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:13,104
you know, with your
bumbling ineptitude.

613
00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:15,565
We should send them something.
Fruit basket?

614
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:16,858
Yum, yum.

615
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:19,402
Or would you prefer
mini-muffins?

616
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,821
Okay, we didn't come here
to start something
with you guys.

617
00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:23,698
We just wanted to
check you out
before the Worlds,

618
00:30:23,781 --> 00:30:25,158
where we're gonna
kick your ass.

619
00:30:25,575 --> 00:30:27,118
What?
That's right.

620
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:29,078
<i>You'?</i>

621
00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:31,331
You are the kicker of ass?

622
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:33,333
(SCOFFS)
Yeah.

623
00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:35,335
You are so tiny.

624
00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:36,627
Like an elf.

625
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:39,297
Or is it a fairy? Sprite?

626
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:40,506
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

627
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:41,966
<i>"Troll."</i>

628
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:44,135
KOMMISSAR: That's it.
You are like a troll.

629
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:45,803
You

630
00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:48,639
are physically flawless.

631
00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:49,682
Thank you.

632
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,976
But it doesn't mean
I like you.

633
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,688
CHLOE: We are not scared
about the Worlds,

634
00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:58,441
because when
the Bellas hit the stage,
we are gonna blow minds.

635
00:30:58,524 --> 00:30:59,525
PIETERI With what?

636
00:30:59,609 --> 00:31:02,320
More of Flabby Abby's
baby chute?

637
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:03,571
That's not my name.

638
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:04,781
PIETER: I don't know
your name.

639
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:05,865
Could be anything.

640
00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:09,702
Obese Denise,
lnflexible Tina, Lazy Susan.

641
00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:15,208
Mein name <i>ist</i> Fat Amy,
und I eat krauts
like you for lunch.

642
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:19,379
Your team is like a...
How do you say that?
A heated mess.

643
00:31:19,462 --> 00:31:22,548
You know, a mess where
heat is applied to it,

644
00:31:22,632 --> 00:31:26,386
so what once
was a little messy
is now even messier.

645
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:29,138
Darlings,
please take my advice.

646
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:31,057
Don't try to beat us.

647
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,392
You can't.

648
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:33,768
We're the best.

649
00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:36,312
And now I really
must go rest my neck.

650
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,940
It is sore from
looking down on you.

651
00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:40,024
BECAI Okay,

652
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,069
just because
you're making me
very sexually confused,

653
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,154
does not mean that
you are intimidating.

654
00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:46,989
We have nothing to lose.

655
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:49,075
We have literally nothing!
Okay.

656
00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:51,077
<i>A-ca wiedersehen, bitches!</i>

657
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,746
Oh, what is happening?
lam using my hands so much.

658
00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:55,748
CHLOE: All right, ladies,
focus up.

659
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:57,750
We need to beat
those German dummkopfs.

660
00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,252
AMY: Yes!
CYNTHIA: Yeah.

661
00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:01,379
Okay, we're gonna beat DSM
at their own game.

662
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,047
Do what they do, just better.

663
00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:05,049
And we're about to do
a full skills assessment

664
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:07,093
to blow out our
choreography to match.

665
00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:10,596
But the important thing
is that we have fun, right?

666
00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:13,599
Uh, Legacy, don't take
this the wrong way,

667
00:32:13,683 --> 00:32:15,476
but you're
the dumbest person alive.

668
00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:17,437
(MUSIC PLAYING)

669
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:28,614
And you're a cat! (GROWLS)

670
00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:31,117
CHLOE: And one...

671
00:32:31,284 --> 00:32:33,286
Okay, Lilly,
that's really scaring me.

672
00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:39,709
BECA: Thatjust looks weird.

673
00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:41,544
People are not birds.

674
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:43,963
(GIRLS EXCLAIM)

675
00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:47,008
CHLOE: Cartwheel. And roll!
Amy, that wasn't a roll.

676
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,058
Again.

677
00:33:09,906 --> 00:33:12,533
Is it weird
that we never got around
to singing today?

678
00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,244
Uh, well, it's kind of
hard to start singing

679
00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:17,163
without arrangements,
and that's on me.

680
00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:18,623
So thank you for reminding me.

681
00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:20,291
Yeah, Bec,
we're gonna need that ASAP

682
00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:21,918
so we can start nailing down
our choreography.

683
00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:23,669
Right on
top of that, Chlo.
Awes!

684
00:33:23,753 --> 00:33:24,754
Yeah, awes.

685
00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:26,839
So I just wanted
to let you know

686
00:33:26,923 --> 00:33:28,257
that I've been
working really hard

687
00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:30,801
on, you know,
calming my nerves
and keeping my eyes open.

688
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:33,346
I was wondering if you could
give me some pointers, maybe.

689
00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:34,388
And, you know,
with the singing...

690
00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:36,724
I don't know exactly
where you're gonna put me
in the songs, but I...

691
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,644
I don't mean to be rude.
I just have somewhere
that I need to be.

692
00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:40,853
Um...

693
00:33:40,937 --> 00:33:42,021
You did great today.

694
00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:43,105
Thanks.

695
00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:47,151
(CHORUS LINE SINGING)

696
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,324
(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)

697
00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:08,756
Wait, hold up.
Just hold up for a second.

698
00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:10,216
<i>"Wait, hold up"?</i>

699
00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:12,635
<i>Man, I sound awesome
right now.
What are you talking about?</i>

700
00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:15,096
Nah! It's not you,
it's a tech thing.

701
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:16,472
So just
you go ahead and take five.

702
00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:18,474
It better be a tech thing,

703
00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:22,270
'cause the way I sound
in my eardrums,
this is immaculate, man.

704
00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:28,859
This song, there's nothing,
nothing special about it yet.

705
00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:30,528
Do you know what I mean?

706
00:34:30,945 --> 00:34:32,196
Any ideas? Because I...

707
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,447
All right, um, hear me out.

708
00:34:33,531 --> 00:34:34,532
Please, Dax. Please...

709
00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:37,868
We could remove
the sleigh bells

710
00:34:37,952 --> 00:34:40,496
and put in kalimba.

711
00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:43,666
You know, the finger thing.

712
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:47,461
I know what a kalimba does.
I know how it's operated,
okay?

713
00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:49,463
DAX: Kalimba...
Don't say it again.

714
00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:52,258
Go in the corner.
Go eat your lunch
in the corner.

715
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:54,427
But what am I gonna
do with my sriracha?

716
00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:56,095
Say one more hipster thing,

717
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:58,556
and I'm gonna shove you
in your vintage bassoon case.

718
00:34:58,639 --> 00:34:59,640
Okay?

719
00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:02,810
Turn.

720
00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:05,813
Aim higher, people. Okay?

721
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:08,733
And be very careful
what you pitch to me next.

722
00:35:08,816 --> 00:35:11,694
Um, just have him
sing it again, the same way.

723
00:35:12,653 --> 00:35:13,696
Who are you?

724
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,325
Nobody. Literally nobody.
I just had a thought.

725
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,535
No, okay, okay.

726
00:35:20,036 --> 00:35:21,037
Sure.

727
00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:22,622
Nobody else has an idea.

728
00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:27,793
Let's,uh,do it
exactly the same way.

729
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,211
Again.

730
00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:31,213
<i>Will do, nephew.</i>

731
00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:35,134
(CHORUS LINE SINGING)

732
00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:43,225
(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)

733
00:35:48,064 --> 00:35:50,066
(SAMPLING BEATS)

734
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:58,699
(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)

735
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,285
Or it can be
something different.
It can...

736
00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:44,620
Okay.
(SHUSHING)

737
00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:45,955
That was amazing, Snoop.

738
00:36:46,122 --> 00:36:47,665
Thank you so very much.

739
00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:49,125
You can take
a small break, man.

740
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:51,669
Everything, perfection.
Perfection.

741
00:36:52,086 --> 00:36:53,796
Groovy like a drive-in movie.

742
00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:56,716
You can sing.

743
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,971
Um, yeah, I'm a three-time
collegiate a cappella
champion, so...

744
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,724
We're both huge successes
in our fields.

745
00:37:04,807 --> 00:37:05,850
Yeah.

746
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:07,476
Yeah, let's say that.

747
00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:09,145
Uh, what do you do here?

748
00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:12,898
I just get coffee
and burritos and stuff.

749
00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,484
I wanna produce music.

750
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:17,403
Dax? Can you do me a favor?

751
00:37:17,486 --> 00:37:20,030
Turn around right now,
and watch this exchange.

752
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:22,992
That's "value added." Okay?

753
00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:24,452
If you have any demos
you'd like me

754
00:37:24,535 --> 00:37:25,828
to listen to,
I'll make the time.

755
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:27,913
Oh, seriously?

756
00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:29,373
Mmm-hmm. Seriously, yeah.
Oh!

757
00:37:29,457 --> 00:37:31,083
Dax, did you see
what happened there?

758
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,294
Uh-huh.
She did something
that was helpful.

759
00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:36,589
And now I'm going to
reward her by listening
to her demos.

760
00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:37,798
Turn back around.

761
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,800
Now! Turn around, please.

762
00:37:41,844 --> 00:37:44,597
So, Snoop, uh, buddy,
we've got an idea.

763
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,723
<i>SNOOP: Me, too.</i>

764
00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:47,975
<i>Water skis, but for dry land.</i>

765
00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:49,477
<i>Real playa. You know what
I'm talking about?</i>

766
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,644
Brilliant.

767
00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:52,521
(CHUCKLES) F0 shizzle, dizzle.

768
00:37:52,605 --> 00:37:53,606
I'll write that down.

769
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:54,857
Yeah, please.

770
00:38:18,214 --> 00:38:19,298
What am I looking at?

771
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:20,549
(LAUGHING)
We're pillow fighting!

772
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:21,634
Aah!

773
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,887
You know this sets women back,
like, 30 years?

774
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,597
We're just
relieving some stress.

775
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,182
This was on the porch.

776
00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:29,558
Ooh.

777
00:38:30,059 --> 00:38:32,394
What is that? Looks fancy.

778
00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:35,022
(MEN VOCALIZING)

779
00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:36,982
(VOCALIZING STOPS)

780
00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:38,734
(MEN VOCALIZING)
(VOCALIZING STOPS)

781
00:38:39,068 --> 00:38:40,528
(MEN VOCALIZING)

782
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,405
Looks like we've been invited
to sing at some
kind of a party.

783
00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:44,532
We're going to sing?

784
00:38:44,782 --> 00:38:45,783
Finally!

785
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,993
Well, there's just
an address and a password.

786
00:38:48,077 --> 00:38:49,870
How sexy and mysterious.
Yeah.

787
00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:53,457
Like how all my teeth
are from other people.

788
00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:56,669
Ow!

789
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:04,009
CHLOE: Anyone else scared?

790
00:39:04,093 --> 00:39:06,846
FLO: Not really.
I already lived
longer than I expected.

791
00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:11,976
HOST: Password.

792
00:39:14,645 --> 00:39:15,938
Fart noise.

793
00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,774
HOST: Did you not see
the parentheses?

794
00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:22,736
(MAKING FART NOISE)

795
00:39:26,907 --> 00:39:30,160
Bellas! I'm so glad
you all came. Come on in.

796
00:39:31,745 --> 00:39:33,706
Standing in
front of you, ladies,

797
00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:38,711
happens to be the world's
biggest a cappella fan.

798
00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:39,920
We found you!

799
00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:41,088
Hello. Here I am.

800
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:42,673
What can we do for you?

801
00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:45,384
So, last week when I was
having a tinkle,
it occurred to me...

802
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:46,886
Do not, do not!

803
00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:48,762
Sorry.

804
00:39:48,929 --> 00:39:50,014
That was rude.

805
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:53,183
You do not come to
a gentleman's house
and touch his goose.

806
00:39:54,310 --> 00:39:56,312
So are we early, or...

807
00:39:56,478 --> 00:40:00,441
Actually, you're pretty late.
Come on, let's go!

808
00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:05,988
This is the big time.

809
00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:08,157
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)

810
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:18,500
(CHLOE GASPS)

811
00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:21,003
Das Sound Machine,
two o'clock.

812
00:40:21,337 --> 00:40:23,839
Tiny Mouse! We meet again.

813
00:40:24,006 --> 00:40:25,841
Another verbal beatdown.

814
00:40:26,008 --> 00:40:27,635
Highlight of my day.

815
00:40:28,344 --> 00:40:31,639
So, have you
abandoned your foolish plans
to face us at the Worlds?

816
00:40:32,139 --> 00:40:35,976
You wish,
you gorgeous specimen.

817
00:40:37,019 --> 00:40:38,437
She's really in my head.

818
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,688
KOMMISSARI Very Well.

819
00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:42,024
I'll be happy to
send you there.

820
00:40:42,191 --> 00:40:43,525
I'll mail you.

821
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:45,861
Large envelope costs nothing.

822
00:40:46,028 --> 00:40:47,863
PIETER: Well, it will cost
more than nothing.

823
00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:52,409
But still cheaper than
shipping, like, a horse,
or perhaps an adult moose.

824
00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:54,203
Did you ever think
maybe you're too big?

825
00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:56,080
It would cost
a fortune to mail you.
CHLOE: Easy.

826
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:57,498
You're enormous!

827
00:40:57,581 --> 00:40:58,582
CHLOE: Okay.

828
00:40:58,666 --> 00:41:00,918
I think we should change
her name to "Feisty Mouse."

829
00:41:01,001 --> 00:41:02,002
Yeah.

830
00:41:02,378 --> 00:41:04,505
BECA: Just need to find, like,
a taller pair of shoes.

831
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:05,589
Wasn't a big deal.
Hey!

832
00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:07,925
Hey! What are you doing here?
What is going on?
(GONG RINGING)

833
00:41:08,008 --> 00:41:09,760
HOST: Welcome!
I guess I gotta go.

834
00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,387
No. Why?
I don't know.

835
00:41:11,679 --> 00:41:15,557
Welcome to
the first ever showdown

836
00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:22,564
of the National A Cappella
Laser Ninja Dragon League!

837
00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:23,899
(ALL CHEERING)

838
00:41:24,692 --> 00:41:27,903
Can you dig it?

839
00:41:32,408 --> 00:41:34,410
Okay, let's meet our teams.

840
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:37,246
First we have
The Treblemakers!

841
00:41:37,329 --> 00:41:38,872
Yeah!

842
00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:43,377
Okay.
We have the Barden Bellas.

843
00:41:43,711 --> 00:41:45,129
(CROWD CHEERING)

844
00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:48,257
We have the Tone Hangers!

845
00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:50,342
<i>(SINGING) Sorbet
Sorbet</i>

846
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:52,177
<i>Sorbet
Sorbet</i>

847
00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:56,056
<i>And a cherry on top</i>

848
00:41:56,724 --> 00:41:59,601
And taking a break
from their national tour,

849
00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:01,520
Das Sound Machine!

850
00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:02,688
DSM!
ALL: Ja!

851
00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:03,814
<i>Ja!</i>

852
00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:05,274
<i>Ja!</i>

853
00:42:05,774 --> 00:42:09,903
And the pride of Wisconsin,
the Green Bay Packers!

854
00:42:12,448 --> 00:42:14,116
Let's go! Here we go, baby!

855
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:16,577
Let's go!
What?

856
00:42:16,744 --> 00:42:18,954
I'd like to be the brisket
in that man-sandwich.

857
00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:20,789
Well, here's how
this is gonna work.

858
00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:24,084
When I point to you,
you sing a song

859
00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:25,502
from one of the categories
that's gonna

860
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:26,795
appear up there
on the big board.

861
00:42:27,129 --> 00:42:28,547
There's only one rule.

862
00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:31,300
You have to meet the beat.
Here, come here.

863
00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:33,093
(CLEARS TH ROAT)

864
00:42:33,177 --> 00:42:34,178
(BEATBOXING)

865
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:41,810
But you have to do it
"Follow the Leader" style.

866
00:42:45,022 --> 00:42:46,273
(BEATBOXING)

867
00:43:02,539 --> 00:43:03,540
(MIMICS EXPLOSION)

868
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,918
(ALL CHEERING)
Oh, boy!

869
00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:07,503
Oh, goodness.

870
00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:09,129
That was fun.

871
00:43:09,797 --> 00:43:14,843
Now, if you can't
carry the tune,
the whole team's out.

872
00:43:15,010 --> 00:43:18,305
As in, you gone! And then...

873
00:43:18,472 --> 00:43:21,183
Cornelius, this is too heavy.
I told you before.

874
00:43:21,350 --> 00:43:23,519
Because I hurt my arm
saluting the flag.

875
00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:25,854
Okay, sorry.

876
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:29,483
Now, the winners will get

877
00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:32,694
epic bragging rights!

878
00:43:33,195 --> 00:43:34,822
What?
That's it?

879
00:43:34,905 --> 00:43:36,740
HOST: Oh. And I'm sorry.
Did I not mention this?

880
00:43:36,824 --> 00:43:40,577
A $42,000 gift card
to Dave and Buster's!
(ALL CHEERING)

881
00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:42,871
BUMPER: I was
going there anyway.
I was going there anyway.

882
00:43:43,205 --> 00:43:45,290
I know Clay Matthews wants it.

883
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,585
Okay. All right,
let's get this thing started.

884
00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:50,629
Let's take a look
at the first category.

885
00:43:51,547 --> 00:43:53,006
Ooh. Songs about butts.

886
00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:54,424
Okay.

887
00:43:54,925 --> 00:43:56,718
Anything on the radio,
basically, right?
Right.

888
00:43:56,802 --> 00:43:58,470
HOST: Think about
what you're gonna sing.

889
00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:01,849
Let's start with
Das Sound Machine!

890
00:44:02,099 --> 00:44:03,100
(BEATBOXING)

891
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:11,733
(SINGING R&B SONG)

892
00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,082
(SINGING FUNK SONG)

893
00:44:42,097 --> 00:44:44,016
(SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)

894
00:44:57,821 --> 00:44:59,740
(SINGING R&B SONG)

895
00:45:09,124 --> 00:45:10,626
(SCATTING)

896
00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:24,014
(SINGING DIRTY RAP SONG)

897
00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:31,563
<i>(SINGING)
Girl, I love that butt</i>

898
00:45:31,647 --> 00:45:33,565
<i>But the butt's
not what matters
You know what does?</i>

899
00:45:33,649 --> 00:45:35,567
<i>Courtship and chivalry
I'll take you to
a nice hot meal</i>

900
00:45:35,651 --> 00:45:37,152
<i>And I'll tip the waiter</i>

901
00:45:37,319 --> 00:45:39,154
HOST:
Oh, my God, stop! Stop!

902
00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:40,989
What was that, yo?
(ALL BOOING)

903
00:45:41,615 --> 00:45:43,784
Not how we play the game.

904
00:45:45,994 --> 00:45:50,374
You think you're
a better lyricist
than Sir Mix-a-Lot,

905
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:52,334
a man who was
knighted by Queen?

906
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,419
You know the band Queen?
Yes.

907
00:45:54,503 --> 00:45:56,630
No, sir, I do not.
I just... I couldn't help it.

908
00:45:56,713 --> 00:45:58,715
I caught a glimpse
of an angel.

909
00:45:58,966 --> 00:46:00,175
I got inspired.

910
00:46:00,259 --> 00:46:01,760
Well, you're going to hell.

911
00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:04,471
Because,
Treblemakers, you gone!

912
00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:06,723
(ALL CHEERING)
You gone!

913
00:46:07,182 --> 00:46:08,225
Bye-bye.
(MOUTHING) Sorry.

914
00:46:08,392 --> 00:46:10,018
Sorry. I'm sorry.

915
00:46:10,102 --> 00:46:11,395
HOST: Four left.

916
00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:14,064
Let's take a look
at the next category!

917
00:46:15,357 --> 00:46:17,067
Oh. Country love!

918
00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:18,193
Oh! Oh, oh!
lam all about this!

919
00:46:18,277 --> 00:46:20,320
Nobody in this room has loved
more tender than I have.

920
00:46:20,404 --> 00:46:21,405
Please pick us.

921
00:46:21,488 --> 00:46:22,572
Let me have it.

922
00:46:22,656 --> 00:46:25,242
Let us have it.
Let the world have it.
DONNY BARCLAY: Yeah!

923
00:46:25,325 --> 00:46:26,576
I would give it to him.

924
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:28,704
All right, then.
Well, why don't
we start with you?

925
00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:30,414
Tone Hangers, you're up.
You're up.

926
00:46:30,497 --> 00:46:31,456
<i>CLAY MATTHEWS'. What'?</i>

927
00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:33,875
All right, I got this.
I got this. I got this.

928
00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:35,627
This is my jam!

929
00:46:35,711 --> 00:46:37,004
How about them Cowboys?

930
00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:39,881
(SINGING COUNTRY SONG)

931
00:46:54,187 --> 00:46:56,565
(SINGING COUNTRY POP SONG)

932
00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:19,588
Come on, man.

933
00:47:19,755 --> 00:47:21,131
I got nothing.
Come on!

934
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:22,674
God damn it!
I got nothing, guys!

935
00:47:22,758 --> 00:47:24,092
DON NY BARCLAY: What?

936
00:47:24,301 --> 00:47:25,302
(ALL BOOING)

937
00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:28,722
I'm sorry.
DONNY BARCLAY: You blew it.

938
00:47:28,805 --> 00:47:30,557
Man, you are such
a dis-a-ca-pointment.

939
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,603
Reginald Wilson
Moncrieff Matthews IV,

940
00:47:34,686 --> 00:47:37,272
what on God's green one
are you doing?

941
00:47:38,357 --> 00:47:42,110
I had my mind on those
42 G's at D and B's.

942
00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:44,863
I'm afraid you've
kissed that goodbye.
No!

943
00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:46,698
Green Bay Packers...
GREEN BAY PACKERS: No, no, no!

944
00:47:46,865 --> 00:47:48,200
...you gone!
GREEN BAY PACKERS: No!

945
00:47:48,492 --> 00:47:49,493
(ALL CHEERING)

946
00:47:50,243 --> 00:47:52,454
Let's see what
the next category is!

947
00:47:53,455 --> 00:47:54,456
Oh.

948
00:47:55,165 --> 00:47:56,166
Yes! Oh!

949
00:47:56,792 --> 00:47:59,294
Oh, I was his
personal assistant!

950
00:47:59,461 --> 00:48:00,545
Unfair!
WOMAN: Come on.

951
00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:01,963
Yes, yep.
We got this.

952
00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:03,423
Yeah, we got this.
Get in there.

953
00:48:03,590 --> 00:48:05,759
Okay, then why
don't we start with you,
Das Sound Machine?

954
00:48:07,302 --> 00:48:08,428
(MAN BEATBOXING)

955
00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,057
(SCATTING)

956
00:48:21,108 --> 00:48:23,652
(SINGING POP SONG)

957
00:48:25,946 --> 00:48:28,865
(SINGING BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)

958
00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:48,802
(SINGING FUNK SONG)

959
00:49:04,401 --> 00:49:06,528
Is that John Mayer?

960
00:49:07,279 --> 00:49:08,697
(ALL BOOING)
BUMPER: That doesn't
deserve a "boo."

961
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:10,615
I killed that!

962
00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:12,868
Explain for everyone,

963
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:15,120
because it sounds like
you're implying

964
00:49:15,287 --> 00:49:19,207
that John Mayer and
Tina Turner are having...

965
00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:20,292
Oh, yeah.

966
00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:22,377
Get them out! Get them out!

967
00:49:22,461 --> 00:49:24,004
I don't know if I believe him.

968
00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:25,255
(STAMMERING)
I'm telling the truth!

969
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,673
HOST: Tone Hangers,

970
00:49:27,716 --> 00:49:28,717
YOU gone!

971
00:49:29,468 --> 00:49:31,386
Two! We have our final two!

972
00:49:31,595 --> 00:49:33,680
Now we have a showdown!

973
00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:35,223
All right, come on in.

974
00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:37,851
Let's do this
face-off style. Okay.

975
00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:40,896
Let's take a look,
see what your
final category is.

976
00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:42,814
(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)

977
00:49:42,898 --> 00:49:44,900
'90s hip-hop jams!

978
00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:47,569
Okay, y'all,
take a second
to think about it.

979
00:49:47,861 --> 00:49:49,154
Time's up! Go!

980
00:49:49,529 --> 00:49:50,530
(BEATBOXING)

981
00:49:51,573 --> 00:49:53,575
(SINGING HIP-HOP SOUL SONG)

982
00:50:07,255 --> 00:50:09,925
(SINGING R&B SONG)

983
00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:19,100
(SINGING HIP-HOP SOUL SONG)

984
00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:29,319
(SINGING
ALTERNATIVE HIP-HOP some)

985
00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:38,745
(SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)

986
00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:47,754
<i>I got all I need
when I got you and I</i>

987
00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:50,298
<i>'Cause I look around me
and see a sweet life</i>

988
00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:52,801
<i>I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight</i>

989
00:50:52,884 --> 00:50:53,885
CHLOE: What?

990
00:50:53,969 --> 00:50:56,471
<i>You're getting me, getting me
through the night</i>

991
00:50:58,807 --> 00:51:00,600
I'm sorry.

992
00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:05,272
What '90s hip-hop jam
is that again?

993
00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:06,439
Um...

994
00:51:07,524 --> 00:51:10,986
More like a 21st centuryjam.

995
00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:13,488
That's it. Yeah.
I wrote it.

996
00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:19,828
Just stay calm.

997
00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:24,249
You're saying
it's an original?

998
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:27,043
Yes, I'm saying
it's an original.

999
00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:29,379
Boo!
(ALL BOOING)

1000
00:51:29,963 --> 00:51:31,590
BUMPER: Go home, little girl!

1001
00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:34,634
Our jam is covers!

1002
00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:36,261
We spit on originals!

1003
00:51:37,012 --> 00:51:38,597
What is your name?

1004
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:39,931
Emily.

1005
00:51:40,098 --> 00:51:41,099
Emily.

1006
00:51:42,309 --> 00:51:43,768
I hate you.

1007
00:51:46,855 --> 00:51:49,816
In light of this embarrassing

1008
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,944
and
unprofessional information,

1009
00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:56,114
lam forced to declare...

1010
00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:57,198
I'm sorry, guys-

1011
00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:00,910
...Das Sound Machine
is the winner!
DAS SOUND MACHINE: Yeah!

1012
00:52:02,329 --> 00:52:03,330
Whoo!

1013
00:52:03,538 --> 00:52:05,290
Yeah! Yeah!

1014
00:52:05,749 --> 00:52:06,750
Oh.

1015
00:52:08,627 --> 00:52:10,545
(SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)

1016
00:52:19,387 --> 00:52:20,764
Hey, did you really
write that?

1017
00:52:20,847 --> 00:52:22,724
You shouldn't have
done that, Emily.

1018
00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:24,851
Now DSM thinks that
they have the drop on us.

1019
00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,144
I'm sorry. I panicked.

1020
00:52:26,227 --> 00:52:28,605
I understand if you
want me to crawl
under a rock and die.

1021
00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:29,814
Hey, we don't want...

1022
00:52:29,898 --> 00:52:31,024
Hey, we don't want that.

1023
00:52:31,191 --> 00:52:32,692
<i>JESSE: Hey, Bess,</i>

1024
00:52:32,776 --> 00:52:34,402
let's go meet
the Green Bay Packers.
Okay.

1025
00:52:44,704 --> 00:52:45,705
Whew.

1026
00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:49,334
Boo! (LAUGHING)

1027
00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:53,546
I'm just kidding.
Would you like
to have sex later?

1028
00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:54,714
No!

1029
00:52:55,924 --> 00:52:57,592
So that's a "no," then?

1030
00:52:57,676 --> 00:52:59,219
Because with the wink,
and that's what...

1031
00:52:59,302 --> 00:53:00,804
It's 100% no!

1032
00:53:19,364 --> 00:53:20,615
I want it! Give me!

1033
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:31,626
Dax. I swear, if this kid
was not my nephew...

1034
00:53:31,710 --> 00:53:33,211
Hey, I know
you're crazy busy,

1035
00:53:33,294 --> 00:53:35,839
but have you had a chance
to check out those demos?

1036
00:53:35,922 --> 00:53:38,842
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did.

1037
00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:43,513
This dead air between us
is a good sign.

1038
00:53:43,972 --> 00:53:45,473
(SIGHS) Look,

1039
00:53:45,932 --> 00:53:47,016
you got a great ear,

1040
00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:48,309
you proved that
in the booth,

1041
00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:50,353
and I was super excited
to hear what else you had

1042
00:53:50,437 --> 00:53:53,648
and what you gave me
was more mash-ups.

1043
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,692
That's sort of what I do.

1044
00:53:56,151 --> 00:53:58,153
Listen, Reggie.
Is it "Reggie"?

1045
00:53:58,319 --> 00:53:59,946
"Beca."

1046
00:54:00,113 --> 00:54:02,323
Um, that happens
a lot, though.
You'd be surprised.

1047
00:54:02,407 --> 00:54:03,408
Okay.

1048
00:54:03,491 --> 00:54:04,868
Here's the thing.

1049
00:54:04,951 --> 00:54:07,746
Um, any kid with ears
and a laptop can do that.

1050
00:54:07,829 --> 00:54:09,372
Dax can do that.

1051
00:54:09,539 --> 00:54:10,582
All right?
Right.

1052
00:54:10,665 --> 00:54:13,168
So that's fine
if you want a career

1053
00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:14,836
deejaying raves
out in the desert.

1054
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:18,047
But if you want to
write "music producer"
on your tax forms someday,

1055
00:54:18,131 --> 00:54:20,133
then you've gotta
have an original voice.
Do you understand?

1056
00:54:20,216 --> 00:54:22,302
You've gotta show me
what you have.

1057
00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:25,096
Right now,
what I have is a demo
with mash-ups on it.

1058
00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:26,222
Yeah, yeah.

1059
00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:28,683
I got lots of stuff to say.
I'm just saving it all up.

1060
00:54:28,767 --> 00:54:29,809
Look“.

1061
00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:32,103
Uh...

1062
00:54:32,812 --> 00:54:34,063
What is it? "Beca"?
Beca.

1063
00:54:34,147 --> 00:54:35,148
Okay, yeah.

1064
00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:37,692
So, you're an intern,

1065
00:54:37,776 --> 00:54:39,694
and everybody else
in here is an intern.

1066
00:54:39,778 --> 00:54:42,906
You're talented,
everybody else in
here is talented.

1067
00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:46,367
So what the hell
makes you special?
Do you know what I mean?

1068
00:54:46,451 --> 00:54:47,911
That's good.

1069
00:54:47,994 --> 00:54:51,790
So what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna give
you one more shot

1070
00:54:51,873 --> 00:54:56,085
to show me who you are
as an artist. Okay?

1071
00:54:56,169 --> 00:54:57,545
Do not waste it.

1072
00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:59,881
No, sir, will not waste it.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1073
00:55:00,173 --> 00:55:02,133
I really hope you don't,
for your sake.

1074
00:55:02,217 --> 00:55:03,384
'Cause I would hate to think

1075
00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:05,804
that singing covers
in an a cappella group
is all you can do.

1076
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:09,891
Please replace
the paper towels.

1077
00:55:13,853 --> 00:55:15,146
(PIANO NOTE PLAYING)

1078
00:55:25,281 --> 00:55:27,742
JESSE: <i>(ON RECORDING)
Hey, it's Jesse. Text me.</i>

1079
00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,870
Hey, it's me. Um...

1080
00:55:32,705 --> 00:55:34,791
Hey, so you might not be able
to hear this message,

1081
00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:38,002
because, it turns out,
I have nothing to say.

1082
00:55:38,837 --> 00:55:40,088
Um...

1083
00:55:40,296 --> 00:55:43,174
That's music industry speak
for "I suck."

1084
00:55:44,884 --> 00:55:46,594
You're definitely
asleep right now.

1085
00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:48,847
That's cool.

1086
00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:51,057
Text me when you're up.

1087
00:55:51,224 --> 00:55:52,225
Hey.

1088
00:55:53,518 --> 00:55:54,561
What?

1089
00:55:54,727 --> 00:55:56,145
A girl can't say
she's going to grab

1090
00:55:56,229 --> 00:55:58,273
a smoothie and return
14 hours later?

1091
00:55:58,439 --> 00:56:00,149
There's nothing
suspicious about that.

1092
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:03,528
Why are you up
so late anyways?

1093
00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:06,698
Um, I was just
figuring some stuff out.

1094
00:56:06,865 --> 00:56:08,366
You're working on the set?

1095
00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:10,785
Um...

1096
00:56:11,953 --> 00:56:13,496
I'm not working on the set.
I'm just, like...

1097
00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:14,581
What?

1098
00:56:16,082 --> 00:56:18,209
Nothing. Doesn't matter.

1099
00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:20,003
(PIANO NOTE PLAYING)

1100
00:56:23,715 --> 00:56:26,551
If you did wanna
share something with me,

1101
00:56:26,843 --> 00:56:28,177
your best friend,

1102
00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:30,430
I'm a great keeper of secrets.

1103
00:56:30,597 --> 00:56:32,432
I'm like a safe that locks,

1104
00:56:33,308 --> 00:56:34,309
with a key,

1105
00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:37,520
and the key is stashed
up my bum. Because...

1106
00:56:37,687 --> 00:56:39,856
It's fine.
Forget it. It's all good.

1107
00:56:40,023 --> 00:56:43,109
So this has nothing to do
with that internship
that you sneak off to?

1108
00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:44,527
What?

1109
00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:46,446
Um...
Come on, Beca.

1110
00:56:46,613 --> 00:56:48,531
You know how we do
that thing every month

1111
00:56:48,615 --> 00:56:51,784
where I take $20
out of your purse
and you pretend not to notice?

1112
00:56:52,035 --> 00:56:54,329
I saw your ID badge
in your bag.

1113
00:56:54,537 --> 00:56:56,039
Don't be mad.

1114
00:56:56,205 --> 00:56:57,957
(STAMMERING)
I'm not mad, actually.

1115
00:56:58,291 --> 00:56:59,542
About the badge.

1116
00:56:59,709 --> 00:57:01,878
The money,
I wanna come back to.

1117
00:57:02,003 --> 00:57:03,004
Shh.

1118
00:57:03,379 --> 00:57:05,632
Let's just focus
on your lie.

1119
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:07,175
Beca,

1120
00:57:07,342 --> 00:57:09,010
why didn't you tell us?

1121
00:57:10,011 --> 00:57:11,512
Or at least Chloe.

1122
00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:14,641
I don't know. Just...
'Cause it's just easier.

1123
00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:17,477
There's, like,
so much going on,
and Chloe would lose her mind

1124
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,855
if she thought my sole focus
wasn't winning Worlds.

1125
00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:22,899
Sorry, it's just
now I'm freaking out,

1126
00:57:23,316 --> 00:57:25,234
because it turns out,
like, I'm totally

1127
00:57:25,318 --> 00:57:27,195
not good enough to
be a music producer.

1128
00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:30,615
Which is cool
and fun to know as I enter
the rest of my life.

1129
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:33,451
Okay, I'm just gonna
stop you right there.

1130
00:57:33,618 --> 00:57:35,912
You're the most
talented person that I know,

1131
00:57:35,995 --> 00:57:37,997
and I've met
three of The Wiggles.

1132
00:57:38,581 --> 00:57:39,707
Intimately.

1133
00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,125
Oh.

1134
00:57:41,209 --> 00:57:43,962
Beca, do you know
how awesome you are?

1135
00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:45,922
You're Beca effing Mitchell.

1136
00:57:46,214 --> 00:57:47,173
Okay?

1137
00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:48,675
You're "The Big B.M."

1138
00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:49,968
That's you.

1139
00:57:50,051 --> 00:57:51,260
And you're awesome!

1140
00:57:53,596 --> 00:57:55,306
Do you need some
of my confidence?

1141
00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:57,308
'Cause I could maybe
tone mine down a notch.

1142
00:57:57,725 --> 00:57:59,477
Yeah, okay.

1143
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,562
Then let me rub some out.

1144
00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:03,314
Oh, okay.

1145
00:58:03,398 --> 00:58:05,483
Wait. Think you need
a bit more.

1146
00:58:05,566 --> 00:58:06,651
It comes from there?

1147
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:09,278
Okay. Thank you.
You just need that.

1148
00:58:09,362 --> 00:58:11,197
I'm gonna get you
the good stuff now.

1149
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,490
No, I don't want
butt confidence.

1150
00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:14,158
I don't want your
butt confidence!

1151
00:58:14,242 --> 00:58:15,368
No! I have enough!

1152
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:17,245
(SCREAMING)
I have enough!
I have enough!

1153
00:58:25,378 --> 00:58:26,379
(MUMBLING)

1154
00:58:28,047 --> 00:58:29,298
(IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
I believe in you, Beca.

1155
00:58:39,058 --> 00:58:40,643
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1156
00:58:46,816 --> 00:58:48,443
Come on.

1157
00:58:50,778 --> 00:58:53,364
Whoa.
Candles, cloth napkins,

1158
00:58:53,865 --> 00:58:56,617
foods other than salsa.
Yep.

1159
00:58:56,784 --> 00:58:59,871
This is a little classier
than our typical hook-ups.

1160
00:58:59,954 --> 00:59:01,581
Is it? Huh.

1161
00:59:01,664 --> 00:59:03,875
I have a patisserie,

1162
00:59:03,958 --> 00:59:06,753
some charcuterie,

1163
00:59:06,836 --> 00:59:10,757
and a huge bowl
of exotic capers.

1164
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,926
I didn't know
what those were,
but they're like salty peas.

1165
00:59:17,513 --> 00:59:18,890
So,

1166
00:59:19,057 --> 00:59:21,517
I don't know if you've
seen the news lately,

1167
00:59:21,851 --> 00:59:23,227
but there's a war.

1168
00:59:23,478 --> 00:59:26,564
And also, the economy

1169
00:59:28,691 --> 00:59:31,402
is dipping
and ebbing and flowing.

1170
00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:33,696
Bumper, what's going on?

1171
00:59:33,863 --> 00:59:35,573
Now you're kind of
creeping me out.

1172
00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:38,076
Okay, I guess I'll just
lay it all out there.

1173
00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:41,370
The reason that I
brought you here tonight

1174
00:59:41,537 --> 00:59:43,623
was because
I was thinking that

1175
00:59:43,790 --> 00:59:46,334
maybe, perhaps,

1176
00:59:46,501 --> 00:59:48,211
if you're interested...

1177
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,838
This is harder than
I thought it was gonna be.

1178
00:59:52,882 --> 00:59:54,383
I wanna date you.

1179
00:59:54,550 --> 00:59:56,094
That's what I want.

1180
00:59:56,511 --> 00:59:59,263
Like for real.
Like a real couple.

1181
00:59:59,597 --> 01:00:00,598
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1182
01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:03,976
Where we, like,
go out in public
and hold hands

1183
01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:05,228
and ride bikes together.

1184
01:00:05,311 --> 01:00:08,689
Or we, like, go to
an orchard and pick apples.

1185
01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:10,608
Or we, like,
do one of those, like,

1186
01:00:10,691 --> 01:00:12,235
Build-A-Bear
Workshops together,

1187
01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:13,569
and we build bears,

1188
01:00:13,653 --> 01:00:15,988
and you name one "Bumper"
and I'll name one "Fat Amy,"

1189
01:00:16,072 --> 01:00:18,908
and yours will be
bigger than mine
and it'll be cute,

1190
01:00:18,991 --> 01:00:22,078
and we can put them on
our bed that we share.

1191
01:00:23,746 --> 01:00:25,456
What do you say?

1192
01:00:29,043 --> 01:00:30,253
No.

1193
01:00:31,337 --> 01:00:32,588
I don't...

1194
01:00:33,923 --> 01:00:35,216
I don't do that.

1195
01:00:36,050 --> 01:00:37,510
Yeah, that's cool.

1196
01:00:37,969 --> 01:00:38,970
It was a...
Cool.

1197
01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:40,304
It was a stupid
idea anyways.
Yeah.

1198
01:00:40,388 --> 01:00:43,307
Obviously,
we shouldn't do that.
We should just

1199
01:00:44,225 --> 01:00:46,519
go back to how things
used to be

1200
01:00:47,728 --> 01:00:50,356
and just go at it
on top of all this
expensive food that I bought.

1201
01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:51,566
Are you crying?

1202
01:00:54,485 --> 01:00:55,570
Nope.

1203
01:00:55,653 --> 01:00:56,737
No, I'm not.

1204
01:00:56,821 --> 01:00:57,822
Bumper!

1205
01:00:57,989 --> 01:01:00,158
Come on, you can't be serious.

1206
01:01:00,867 --> 01:01:03,035
I can't be tied down
by anything.

1207
01:01:03,119 --> 01:01:04,287
I'm on a Walkabout.

1208
01:01:04,370 --> 01:01:07,290
I'm a free-range pony
that can't be tamed.

1209
01:01:07,665 --> 01:01:08,666
(MIMICKING HORSE TROTTING)

1210
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:09,834
(MIMICS NEIGHING)

1211
01:01:10,168 --> 01:01:11,169
You know.

1212
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,212
Okay.
I'm like a firework.

1213
01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:14,797
(MIMICS EXPLOSIONS)

1214
01:01:14,881 --> 01:01:16,507
I can't be tied down.
Okay.

1215
01:01:16,674 --> 01:01:18,843
Then that's it. Then I
guess that's it, right?

1216
01:01:19,010 --> 01:01:21,721
Because I'm not gonna
keep going on like this.

1217
01:01:21,929 --> 01:01:23,264
Well...
Fine.

1218
01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:25,975
Fine, if that's how you feel,
then I think we're done.

1219
01:01:26,058 --> 01:01:27,143
I think it's over.

1220
01:01:27,518 --> 01:01:29,020
That's it?
That's it, then.

1221
01:01:32,106 --> 01:01:33,649
So it's over, then.

1222
01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:34,901
Fine. Then it's over.

1223
01:01:35,067 --> 01:01:36,235
Fine, then.

1224
01:01:42,992 --> 01:01:43,993
BUMPER; No!

1225
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,287
Too late. You're too late!

1226
01:01:46,454 --> 01:01:47,914
I figured when we
didn't do the serenade,

1227
01:01:47,997 --> 01:01:49,457
the back-up plan
should be to play her off.

1228
01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:50,625
BUMPER: Turn around. Go back.

1229
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:52,418
I don't wanna
hear another peep!

1230
01:01:53,294 --> 01:01:54,754
<i>(SINGING) Trebles for life</i>

1231
01:01:54,921 --> 01:01:56,339
BUMPER: Benji!
I'm sorry.

1232
01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:02,595
EMILY: Hey, guys,
it's my first performance.

1233
01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:05,598
CHLOE: Calm down.
It's just a chance for us
to rehearse for Worlds.

1234
01:02:05,765 --> 01:02:08,309
As far as I can tell,
it's just for
a bunch of old people.

1235
01:02:08,684 --> 01:02:09,685
(VOCALIZING)

1236
01:02:11,062 --> 01:02:12,647
(BEATBOXING IN GRUFF VOICE)

1237
01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:20,363
There's a full house
out there.

1238
01:02:20,529 --> 01:02:22,073
How did we get
this gig again?

1239
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,532
They called us.

1240
01:02:23,699 --> 01:02:24,700
You know what, guys?

1241
01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:26,077
I know we're trying
a lot of new stuff,

1242
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,536
but I feel like
we're gonna get out there

1243
01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:28,871
and we're gonna
feel the energy

1244
01:02:28,955 --> 01:02:30,581
and we are just
gonna nail all of it!

1245
01:02:30,665 --> 01:02:32,083
Sorry, these braids
are so tight.

1246
01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:34,085
You know what?
I don't know. I don't know.

1247
01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:35,628
I have many, many doubts,

1248
01:02:35,711 --> 01:02:38,005
because if we fail this,
then we won't win the Worlds,

1249
01:02:38,089 --> 01:02:39,799
and if we don't
win the Worlds,
there will be no more Bellas,

1250
01:02:39,882 --> 01:02:40,883
and without the Bellas,

1251
01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:43,844
then my life
would have had no...

1252
01:02:46,013 --> 01:02:47,390
"Malaria."

1253
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,309
"Meaning," Flo.

1254
01:02:51,394 --> 01:02:52,478
Three, two...

1255
01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:55,189
<i>Hey, everybody.
Welcome</i> back <i>to
Let's Talk-Appella,</i>

1256
01:02:55,273 --> 01:02:57,275
the portable podcast edition.

1257
01:02:57,358 --> 01:03:00,861
We are following
the story of the
embattled Barden Bellas

1258
01:03:00,945 --> 01:03:02,738
on their road to redemption.

1259
01:03:02,822 --> 01:03:05,825
Trying to crawl
their way back into
the public's affection.

1260
01:03:05,992 --> 01:03:08,619
And if they can just hold off

1261
01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,539
showing us any more
of their genitalia,

1262
01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:13,833
they may make it to
the World Championship.

1263
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,293
Well, I can't un-see it.

1264
01:03:15,376 --> 01:03:16,877
It's haunted me ever since.

1265
01:03:16,961 --> 01:03:18,087
Well, there's
a picture of it right here.

1266
01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:20,131
No. This should not be
your screensaver, John.

1267
01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:24,927
JOHN: Stepping onto the stage,
the Barden Bellas.

1268
01:03:25,386 --> 01:03:26,679
(BELLAS HUMMING)

1269
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:29,223
(SINGING ELECTROPOP SONG)

1270
01:03:56,917 --> 01:03:58,377
Whoa!
All right!

1271
01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:00,629
This is some
exciting stuff.
GAIL: So sassy!

1272
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,840
(SINGING TECHNOPOP SONG)

1273
01:04:28,032 --> 01:04:29,575
JOHN: Wow.
A lot going on up there.

1274
01:04:29,658 --> 01:04:30,910
I think this sounds good.

1275
01:04:30,993 --> 01:04:33,329
Honestly, my senses
are overwhelmed here, John.

1276
01:04:34,121 --> 01:04:36,207
JOHN: They might wanna
tone down the theatrics.

1277
01:04:36,374 --> 01:04:37,625
Let's hope
there are no props.

1278
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:39,668
GAIL: Oh, they brought
the props out, John.

1279
01:04:39,752 --> 01:04:41,712
JOHN: And there are the props.

1280
01:04:41,796 --> 01:04:44,048
This is more
of a circus act than
an a cappella performance.

1281
01:04:44,131 --> 01:04:45,716
Gail, it's as if
the Barden Bellas

1282
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,301
just don't know
who they are anymore.

1283
01:04:48,844 --> 01:04:50,638
(CONTINUES SINGING)

1284
01:04:57,645 --> 01:04:59,480
LILLY: Whoa!

1285
01:04:59,647 --> 01:05:00,773
GAIL: Look at this!

1286
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:02,817
She's on fire! She's on fire!

1287
01:05:04,068 --> 01:05:05,069
CYNTHIA: Oh, my God!
I'm on fire!

1288
01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:06,404
JOHN: Now they lit
one on fire.

1289
01:05:06,487 --> 01:05:08,531
Good day! Good heavens!
(GASPS) Oh.

1290
01:05:08,614 --> 01:05:10,366
FLO: Incoming!
CYNTHIA: Oh, my God,
I can't breathe!

1291
01:05:10,533 --> 01:05:12,576
I can't breathe, girl!
Fat Amy, I can't breathe!

1292
01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:15,830
GAIL: Beating DSM seems
impossible for this team.

1293
01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:17,915
Even these
common people can see

1294
01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:20,668
that the Barden Bellas
have no shot
at reinstatement.

1295
01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,420
They are
an embarrassment

1296
01:05:22,503 --> 01:05:24,672
to a cappella
and all that it stands for.

1297
01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:28,300
This is what happens
when you send
girls to college.

1298
01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:30,094
Is it?

1299
01:05:38,394 --> 01:05:40,062
Is that for a class?

1300
01:05:40,479 --> 01:05:41,939
No, it's just
when I get stressed,

1301
01:05:42,022 --> 01:05:43,315
words sort of
flow right out of me

1302
01:05:43,399 --> 01:05:44,859
and I try and channel them
in my songwriting...

1303
01:05:44,942 --> 01:05:47,862
Are we just gonna ignore
what happened back there?

1304
01:05:47,945 --> 01:05:48,946
Guys, hello?

1305
01:05:49,029 --> 01:05:50,739
The Worlds are
right around the corner

1306
01:05:50,823 --> 01:05:53,451
and you guys are acting
like we didn't just
eat a big bag of... Ahhh!

1307
01:05:53,534 --> 01:05:54,618
Why are you yelling at me?

1308
01:05:54,702 --> 01:05:57,037
I almost burned to death
because of you a-ca-bitches.

1309
01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:58,456
If you almost died,
it was only because

1310
01:05:58,539 --> 01:05:59,874
you were standing
in the wrong spot.

1311
01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:01,625
No! Flo flipped into me!

1312
01:06:01,709 --> 01:06:03,752
Sure. Blame the minority.

1313
01:06:03,919 --> 01:06:06,630
I'm black, gay, and a woman.

1314
01:06:06,797 --> 01:06:08,799
I'm not pointing
the finger at anybody.

1315
01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:10,217
It was Legacy's fault.

1316
01:06:10,384 --> 01:06:11,469
Me? Wait, I didn't...

1317
01:06:11,552 --> 01:06:14,013
Obviously, we're not gonna
beat Das Sound Machine
at their game.

1318
01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:16,557
So we need a new plan.
Like, now.

1319
01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:21,604
At times like these,
there's only one thing
for us to do.

1320
01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:24,690
Fake your own death
and flee the country.
CHLOE: Close.

1321
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:27,735
We're going on a retreat.

1322
01:06:29,195 --> 01:06:31,780
<i>KATHERINE:
Look, I think the retreat
will be</i> a <i>good thing.</i>

1323
01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:34,658
<i>You girls need to bond
heading into Worlds.</i>

1324
01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:35,826
It'll be so much fun.

1325
01:06:35,910 --> 01:06:38,120
I don't know.
No, Mom, it's bad. It's...

1326
01:06:38,204 --> 01:06:40,623
The girls are yelling
at each other.
Oh, big deal.

1327
01:06:40,789 --> 01:06:42,583
I remember
putting your godmother,

1328
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,418
Maggie Pistol,
in a choke hold,

1329
01:06:44,502 --> 01:06:46,712
because she insisted
that George Michael was gay.

1330
01:06:47,213 --> 01:06:48,839
Who?
Oh.

1331
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:52,468
I'm just worried that
my entire Bella career

1332
01:06:52,551 --> 01:06:54,762
will be that
one terrible performance.

1333
01:06:54,970 --> 01:06:58,015
And I'll never get to solo
at Lincoln Center, you know?

1334
01:06:58,182 --> 01:06:59,850
But you're gonna
get to go to Europe.

1335
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,937
That would have been
the highlight
of my college career.

1336
01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:04,605
And you girls can win it.

1337
01:07:04,772 --> 01:07:06,106
You have to win it.

1338
01:07:06,273 --> 01:07:08,984
You just made being a Bella
sound so amazing.

1339
01:07:09,109 --> 01:07:10,778
And it is amazing.

1340
01:07:10,986 --> 01:07:14,573
It's a sisterhood
that is gonna support you
for the rest of your life.

1341
01:07:14,907 --> 01:07:16,617
I know you're not feeling it,

1342
01:07:16,784 --> 01:07:17,993
but you will.

1343
01:07:18,202 --> 01:07:20,704
This won't be the end
of the Bellas.

1344
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,218
Hey, Benji.

1345
01:07:34,385 --> 01:07:35,469
Emily!

1346
01:07:36,971 --> 01:07:40,599
Listen, I think
you're missing a word here.
What's that?

1347
01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:44,311
Oh, God. No.
That's not... That isn't
what I meant. I just...

1348
01:07:44,395 --> 01:07:45,396
EMILY: I didn't think so.

1349
01:07:45,479 --> 01:07:46,855
That's really embarrassing.
No, it looks...

1350
01:07:46,939 --> 01:07:47,982
Syntax is usually my forte,

1351
01:07:48,023 --> 01:07:49,692
so I don't know
how that happened.
Well, it looks great.

1352
01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:51,318
Thank you.
That's really sweet...

1353
01:07:52,695 --> 01:07:53,696
Um...

1354
01:07:55,281 --> 01:07:57,700
When my hands
aren't covered
in glitter paint,

1355
01:07:57,866 --> 01:08:00,077
do you think maybe
we could try that again?

1356
01:08:02,246 --> 01:08:03,914
Yeah. Sure.

1357
01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:06,625
All right. Okay. Well...

1358
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:10,379
(STAMMERING)
I'll look forward to that.

1359
01:08:10,546 --> 01:08:11,547
Just, you know,

1360
01:08:12,673 --> 01:08:14,592
let me know
when they're clean.
Thafs“.

1361
01:08:14,675 --> 01:08:15,759
I will.
All right.

1362
01:08:15,843 --> 01:08:16,927
You bet.
Okay.

1363
01:08:17,011 --> 01:08:18,679
All right. Have a good one.

1364
01:08:22,266 --> 01:08:24,018
CHLOE: Okay, girls!
Everyone, in the bus.

1365
01:08:24,852 --> 01:08:26,061
Go, go, go!

1366
01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:27,229
CHLOE: Let's go.
FLO: Okay.

1367
01:08:27,313 --> 01:08:28,439
CHLOE: Seatbelts!

1368
01:08:28,522 --> 01:08:29,523
(HONKING HORN)

1369
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,233
EMILY: GOOd luck, Benji!

1370
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:43,495
This place is sweet!

1371
01:08:45,164 --> 01:08:47,416
It's nice, right?

1372
01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:49,335
I need to find somewhere
to charge my laptop.

1373
01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:51,337
How'd you hear
about this place?

1374
01:08:51,503 --> 01:08:53,005
From yours truly.

1375
01:08:53,631 --> 01:08:54,673
Hello, Bellas.

1376
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,050
ALL: Aubrey!

1377
01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:58,344
AMY: Aubrey!
FLO: Aubrey!

1378
01:09:00,554 --> 01:09:01,805
Okay, girls.

1379
01:09:01,889 --> 01:09:03,182
Oh, wow. Hi!
You must be Emily.

1380
01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:05,559
EMILY: Hey, hey.
Hey. Hi.

1381
01:09:05,643 --> 01:09:08,395
Welcome to
The Lodge at Fallen Leaves,

1382
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:10,189
where Fortune 500
companies send

1383
01:09:10,272 --> 01:09:11,940
their employees to
build teamwork skills.

1384
01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:13,817
You run this whole place?

1385
01:09:14,151 --> 01:09:15,152
You know,
I realized I had a knack for

1386
01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:17,446
barking orders and
bending people's will.

1387
01:09:17,529 --> 01:09:19,615
So I made a career out of it.

1388
01:09:19,907 --> 01:09:20,908
(ALL LAUGHING)

1389
01:09:21,033 --> 01:09:22,242
Which reminds me,

1390
01:09:22,326 --> 01:09:23,994
fall in line, Bellas!

1391
01:09:24,078 --> 01:09:25,120
CYNTHIA: She ain't changed.

1392
01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:27,164
No slouching! No straggling!

1393
01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:29,083
I see you, Jessica.

1394
01:09:29,416 --> 01:09:33,462
It is with great
sorrow and regret

1395
01:09:33,796 --> 01:09:37,675
that I had to watch
our once proud organization

1396
01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:40,928
become a national disgrace!

1397
01:09:42,805 --> 01:09:44,473
Can I have the keys
to the minibar?

1398
01:09:44,556 --> 01:09:46,016
Zip it.

1399
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:50,354
The Worlds signifies
a shot at redemption.

1400
01:09:50,688 --> 01:09:52,022
You don't have
a chance at winning

1401
01:09:52,106 --> 01:09:54,441
until you find
your sound again.

1402
01:09:54,608 --> 01:09:57,236
You have totally
lost your harmony!

1403
01:09:57,403 --> 01:10:00,030
So, for the next two days,

1404
01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:03,867
you will be doing
everything together
until you regain it.

1405
01:10:04,243 --> 01:10:07,162
Ladies,
get ready to be transformed.

1406
01:10:07,705 --> 01:10:11,083
You are surrounded
with the strength
of your fellow Bellas

1407
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:15,212
and the support of
a proud female tradition.

1408
01:10:15,379 --> 01:10:17,256
And a few dozen bear traps.

1409
01:10:17,339 --> 01:10:18,632
So don't stray too far
from the marked paths.

1410
01:10:18,799 --> 01:10:20,884
Okay, great, let's go!
EMILY: All right.

1411
01:10:20,968 --> 01:10:23,470
Well, maybe I'll just
start with a hot shower,

1412
01:10:23,554 --> 01:10:24,763
maybe a little foot rub.

1413
01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:27,766
Fat Amy, there are no
guest rooms for you.

1414
01:10:27,975 --> 01:10:29,935
Then where are we staying?

1415
01:10:37,985 --> 01:10:39,653
I don't understand camping.

1416
01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:42,114
We're voluntarily
living like dogs.

1417
01:10:44,116 --> 01:10:45,409
BECA: This is the worst.

1418
01:10:45,576 --> 01:10:48,328
The air we're
breathing right now
is at least 90% fart.

1419
01:10:49,955 --> 01:10:51,373
That reminds me,

1420
01:10:51,457 --> 01:10:53,292
I need to see
a man about a horse.

1421
01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:56,920
Oh!

1422
01:10:58,130 --> 01:11:00,799
Did anyone happen to pack
a spare roll of toilet paper?

1423
01:11:01,175 --> 01:11:02,676
Or a moist towelette?
CHLOE: Nope.

1424
01:11:03,177 --> 01:11:06,263
Anyone have a T-shirt,
size extra-small?

1425
01:11:06,847 --> 01:11:09,349
Okay.
Side of the tent it is.

1426
01:11:13,854 --> 01:11:15,022
(WHISPERING)
What are we doing here?

1427
01:11:15,105 --> 01:11:16,231
We're bonding.

1428
01:11:16,315 --> 01:11:18,275
You seem so tense.
Do you need a back rub?

1429
01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:20,611
Several body parts
are rubbing my back
right now, thank you.

1430
01:11:20,694 --> 01:11:22,112
You know, Beca,
we're very close,

1431
01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:23,864
but I feel like this retreat
is really gonna let us

1432
01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:25,616
discover everything
about each other.

1433
01:11:25,699 --> 01:11:26,700
Is that right?

1434
01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,536
You know,
one of my biggest regrets

1435
01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:32,331
is that I didn't do enough
experimenting in college.

1436
01:11:32,873 --> 01:11:34,041
You're so weird.

1437
01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:35,209
Thanks.

1438
01:11:35,542 --> 01:11:36,835
I wanna go home.

1439
01:11:41,507 --> 01:11:43,801
I hope the sun never comes up.

1440
01:11:44,635 --> 01:11:45,636
(GASPS)

1441
01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:48,305
Why do I get
the travel pillow?

1442
01:11:49,014 --> 01:11:50,557
Were you touching my goodies?

1443
01:11:51,683 --> 01:11:52,851
Yes.

1444
01:11:54,561 --> 01:11:58,148
AMY: Oh, guys,
I've got a little...
it won't...

1445
01:11:58,482 --> 01:12:00,484
I just need some
help getting it out.

1446
01:12:00,651 --> 01:12:02,236
Can you sing something?

1447
01:12:02,528 --> 01:12:04,238
The pipe's a bit blocked.

1448
01:12:04,488 --> 01:12:06,365
(SINGING POP ROCK SONG)

1449
01:12:08,659 --> 01:12:09,701
AMY: Thanks, Chloe.

1450
01:12:09,952 --> 01:12:11,870
(ALL SINGING)

1451
01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:15,207
What kind Of
White Shit is this?

1452
01:12:19,169 --> 01:12:20,337
AMY: Coming out
like froyo now.

1453
01:12:27,678 --> 01:12:29,179
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

1454
01:12:29,263 --> 01:12:31,849
Up and at 'em, Bellas!
Come on! Let's go!

1455
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:34,518
Let's go!
Let's wake up!
Let's do this!

1456
01:12:34,685 --> 01:12:36,270
Come on!
Pick up the pace, girls!

1457
01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:37,437
Come on!

1458
01:12:37,604 --> 01:12:39,982
Today we are going
back to the basics

1459
01:12:40,065 --> 01:12:41,525
to re-learn how
to sing as a group,

1460
01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:44,820
while also enduring
death-defying team-building
trust exercises.

1461
01:12:44,903 --> 01:12:46,113
What a great idea!

1462
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:48,407
AUBREY: Okay, so let's begin.

1463
01:12:51,618 --> 01:12:54,079
(SINGING BOOGIE-WOOGIE SONG)

1464
01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:55,163
Come on.

1465
01:12:55,247 --> 01:12:57,124
(ALL SINGING)

1466
01:13:09,970 --> 01:13:11,805
(SINGING R&B SONG)

1467
01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:15,434
AUBREY: Trust your team!

1468
01:13:18,937 --> 01:13:19,980
EMILY: Careful, Fat Amy!
AMY: Turn me over!

1469
01:13:21,106 --> 01:13:22,107
Come on, lunch!

1470
01:13:22,482 --> 01:13:25,319
(SINGING SOUL SONG)

1471
01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,204
AMY: She says
she's Asian Jesus.

1472
01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:41,960
(SINGING R&B SONG)

1473
01:13:54,431 --> 01:13:55,515
(SCATTING)

1474
01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:14,159
(VOCALIZING)

1475
01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:16,078
(ALL SINGING)

1476
01:14:23,877 --> 01:14:24,878
Great.

1477
01:14:25,045 --> 01:14:28,548
Okay, that was two steps away
from being almost fine.

1478
01:14:28,715 --> 01:14:30,008
Sorry, what are we doing?

1479
01:14:30,550 --> 01:14:32,135
We're rediscovering
oursound.

1480
01:14:32,219 --> 01:14:33,220
BECA: Are we?

1481
01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:34,846
'Cause it feels like
we're just singing songs

1482
01:14:34,930 --> 01:14:36,223
that would
never go in our set.

1483
01:14:36,390 --> 01:14:37,391
CHLOE: Beca, come on.

1484
01:14:37,474 --> 01:14:39,059
No, none of us know
how to beat Das Sound Machine,

1485
01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,978
but I know it's not
gonna be by doing this.

1486
01:14:41,061 --> 01:14:43,897
This is just an exercise
in finding harmony, Beca.

1487
01:14:43,981 --> 01:14:45,774
Sometimes you have
to break things down

1488
01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:46,900
before you can build
them back up again.

1489
01:14:46,984 --> 01:14:49,152
I've got more important
things to do!

1490
01:14:49,236 --> 01:14:50,821
What could be more
important than this?

1491
01:14:50,904 --> 01:14:52,197
Nothing. Forget it.

1492
01:14:52,698 --> 01:14:54,324
No, you don't think
that we haven't all realized

1493
01:14:54,408 --> 01:14:55,993
you've been a little
checked-out lately?

1494
01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:57,536
Come on, Beca, just tell her.

1495
01:14:57,911 --> 01:14:58,912
CHLOE: I heard that.

1496
01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:00,163
Tell me what?

1497
01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:02,916
Oh, you misunderstood me.
I clearly said...

1498
01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:04,751
(MUMBLING NONSENSICALLY)

1499
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:08,505
Listen, I don't
want you guys to fight.

1500
01:15:08,588 --> 01:15:11,341
You're Beca and Chloe.
Together you're "Bloe."

1501
01:15:11,425 --> 01:15:13,051
And everyone
loves a good bloe.

1502
01:15:13,593 --> 01:15:14,845
So...

1503
01:15:14,928 --> 01:15:16,179
Okay.

1504
01:15:16,722 --> 01:15:18,348
I've been interning
at a recording studio

1505
01:15:18,432 --> 01:15:20,017
and a legit music producer
wants to hear my work.

1506
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:22,102
God forbid I have something
going on outside this group.

1507
01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:23,186
Okay.

1508
01:15:23,437 --> 01:15:25,147
So why would you keep
something like that from us?

1509
01:15:25,230 --> 01:15:27,024
'Cause you're obsessed!
You all are.

1510
01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:28,692
We're graduating,
and the only person

1511
01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:30,652
thinking about life
after the Bellas is me.

1512
01:15:30,736 --> 01:15:33,113
What is so wrong
with being focused
on the Bellas?

1513
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:35,615
This has been my family
for seven years.

1514
01:15:35,949 --> 01:15:37,451
Yeah, 'cause you're
too scared to leave!

1515
01:15:37,534 --> 01:15:38,702
Sack up, dude!

1516
01:15:38,785 --> 01:15:40,037
Girl fight!

1517
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,456
Okay, so you've been lying
to us for the entire year

1518
01:15:42,539 --> 01:15:43,540
and now you're
just gonna flake out?

1519
01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:44,875
Now you're
gonna flake out when

1520
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,334
the Worlds is, like,
right after graduation?

1521
01:15:46,418 --> 01:15:48,795
Oh, my God!
Enough about the Worlds! I...

1522
01:15:48,879 --> 01:15:50,172
I'm out of here.

1523
01:15:50,255 --> 01:15:51,548
Oh, okay, you're just
gonna leave now?

1524
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:52,716
BECA: We all have to,
eventually, Chloe!

1525
01:15:52,799 --> 01:15:54,384
It might as well be now!

1526
01:15:54,468 --> 01:15:55,510
Wait, Beca...

1527
01:15:55,594 --> 01:15:57,095
If you all knew
what was good for you,
you'd follow me.

1528
01:15:57,179 --> 01:15:58,430
Beca, the sign!
(BECA SCREAMING)

1529
01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:01,558
BECA: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1530
01:16:01,641 --> 01:16:02,684
Oh, no, Beca! Beca!

1531
01:16:02,768 --> 01:16:04,728
BECA: What the hell?
I'm stuck!

1532
01:16:04,811 --> 01:16:06,855
I'm stuck! I'm seeing spots!
I'm seeing spots!

1533
01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:08,732
CHLOE: Well, Well, Well.

1534
01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:10,233
Look who needs our help.

1535
01:16:10,317 --> 01:16:11,735
BECA: Not cool, guys!

1536
01:16:11,818 --> 01:16:15,238
No, what's not cool
is you taking out your
frustrations on us!

1537
01:16:15,322 --> 01:16:17,240
Really?
That's what you're gonna
say to me right now?

1538
01:16:17,324 --> 01:16:19,493
Help me! I'm dying! I'm dying!

1539
01:16:19,618 --> 01:16:20,619
(SCREAMS)
(ALL GASP)

1540
01:16:21,995 --> 01:16:24,247
We need to get her down!
We need a ladder!

1541
01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:25,707
No, we don't believe
in ladders.
BECA: What?

1542
01:16:25,791 --> 01:16:27,209
They suggest
a corporate hierarchy

1543
01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:29,419
that is counter-productive
to my team-building program.

1544
01:16:29,503 --> 01:16:32,380
What kind of operation
are you running here?

1545
01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:35,383
Seriously,
this whole place is, like,
full of booby traps!

1546
01:16:35,467 --> 01:16:36,593
And guess what?

1547
01:16:36,676 --> 01:16:38,970
Boobs should
never be trapped!

1548
01:16:39,304 --> 01:16:41,848
Unless it's for support
if you have lower back issues.

1549
01:16:42,182 --> 01:16:44,601
Okay! If I'm about
to die, I'm sorry!

1550
01:16:44,684 --> 01:16:46,269
I didn't mean
any of that stuff I said!

1551
01:16:46,353 --> 01:16:48,105
I love all of you!
I love all of
you awesome nerds,

1552
01:16:48,188 --> 01:16:50,565
and I love being a Bella.
I'm just so stressed out
right now... (SCREAMS)

1553
01:16:51,233 --> 01:16:52,609
Oh, my God!
0h, my gosh!

1554
01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:55,487
Jessica and Ashley,
I don't actually know
which one of you is which.

1555
01:16:55,570 --> 01:16:57,114
I'm Jessica!
I'm Jessica!

1556
01:16:57,197 --> 01:16:59,491
CHLOE: Don't worry,
we're gonna get you down!
Focus up.

1557
01:16:59,574 --> 01:17:01,284
Get in formation,
we can do this. Flo, get up.
Okay.

1558
01:17:01,368 --> 01:17:02,577
Fat Amy, come on!
AMY: Yes!

1559
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:04,788
Let's focus.
Work together as a team.

1560
01:17:04,871 --> 01:17:05,997
Don't worry, Beca, we got...

1561
01:17:06,206 --> 01:17:07,207
(ALL SCREAMING)

1562
01:17:11,419 --> 01:17:12,587
FLO: She's alive.
(PANTING)

1563
01:17:14,506 --> 01:17:16,383
I sleep upside
down like a bat.

1564
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:25,433
BECA: It's just everything's
changing so fast

1565
01:17:25,517 --> 01:17:28,061
and I'm putting
all this pressure
on myself, you know?

1566
01:17:28,145 --> 01:17:29,729
I don't wanna fail.

1567
01:17:29,813 --> 01:17:31,523
But if you just would
have said something...

1568
01:17:31,606 --> 01:17:34,276
Yeah, I know. But I'm
weird about that stuff.

1569
01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:37,279
I thought I could
figure it out on my own,
and I can't.

1570
01:17:38,113 --> 01:17:40,657
Maybe I don't have
anything original to say.

1571
01:17:41,533 --> 01:17:43,493
I wish I could do what you do.

1572
01:17:44,244 --> 01:17:47,164
Well, I feel
the same way about you.

1573
01:17:47,289 --> 01:17:49,583
You're so good,
it's intimidating.

1574
01:17:49,749 --> 01:17:53,170
All I've ever wanted
is to be one of you.

1575
01:17:54,004 --> 01:17:56,256
Not a Legacy, but a Bella.

1576
01:17:56,756 --> 01:17:58,383
You are a real Bella.
CYNTHIA: Of course
you're a Bella.

1577
01:17:58,550 --> 01:18:01,595
You are one of us.
You paid
the registration fee.

1578
01:18:02,596 --> 01:18:04,431
That's for life, dude.

1579
01:18:06,266 --> 01:18:08,101
Do you wanna
collaborate on something?

1580
01:18:09,144 --> 01:18:10,187
(CHUCKLES)

1581
01:18:10,270 --> 01:18:11,938
Wait. Are you being serious?

1582
01:18:12,606 --> 01:18:13,607
Yeah.

1583
01:18:14,274 --> 01:18:15,275
Yeah!

1584
01:18:15,442 --> 01:18:16,443
Wow!

1585
01:18:17,027 --> 01:18:20,614
Man! Yes! Who else feels
like a winner tonight?

1586
01:18:21,114 --> 01:18:22,115
(ALL CHEERING)

1587
01:18:24,451 --> 01:18:26,703
I know it
doesn't seem like it,

1588
01:18:26,953 --> 01:18:28,455
but I'm afraid, too.

1589
01:18:28,955 --> 01:18:31,416
To move on, to graduate.

1590
01:18:32,209 --> 01:18:33,877
It's really scary.

1591
01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,046
Yeah, it actually
does seem like it,

1592
01:18:36,129 --> 01:18:38,048
because you're barely
holding it together.

1593
01:18:38,423 --> 01:18:40,800
Well, it doesn't
have to be scary, Chloe.

1594
01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:43,470
When I was graduating,
I never pictured myself

1595
01:18:43,637 --> 01:18:47,140
running a retreat in
the middle of the woods,

1596
01:18:47,432 --> 01:18:49,100
but here I am.

1597
01:18:49,476 --> 01:18:54,064
Take it from someone
who has dealt with some
serious control issues.

1598
01:18:55,482 --> 01:18:57,234
Like my dad always said,

1599
01:18:57,984 --> 01:18:59,653
in the minefield of life,

1600
01:19:00,612 --> 01:19:03,156
you must be prepared
to lose both feet.

1601
01:19:03,365 --> 01:19:04,407
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1602
01:19:04,491 --> 01:19:06,743
And I think you all know
what I mean.

1603
01:19:07,244 --> 01:19:08,328
I don't.

1604
01:19:08,995 --> 01:19:10,455
Then it's decided.

1605
01:19:10,622 --> 01:19:12,666
This year I will graduate.

1606
01:19:12,999 --> 01:19:15,126
The Worlds will
be my swan song.

1607
01:19:15,502 --> 01:19:17,963
I mean it.
I'll pursue my passion.

1608
01:19:18,129 --> 01:19:20,340
I'll teach
underprivileged children
how to sing,

1609
01:19:20,507 --> 01:19:22,342
or I'll dance exotically.

1610
01:19:22,676 --> 01:19:24,928
Whatever offers
the most money.

1611
01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:28,640
CYNTHIA: Yo, check this out.

1612
01:19:28,848 --> 01:19:31,184
I'm moving to Maine
to get hitched.

1613
01:19:31,351 --> 01:19:32,560
And all y'all can come.

1614
01:19:32,644 --> 01:19:34,229
Everybody's invited.

1615
01:19:34,312 --> 01:19:36,439
Yes, yes, yes.

1616
01:19:37,399 --> 01:19:41,194
Okay, okay, guys.
Stop asking. I'll tell you.

1617
01:19:41,695 --> 01:19:46,283
So, after I graduate
there's a chance
I will be deported.

1618
01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:48,368
I will try to
re-enter this country,

1619
01:19:48,451 --> 01:19:50,370
but I will
probably die at sea.

1620
01:19:51,621 --> 01:19:53,456
So, let's live for tonight!
Yes!

1621
01:19:53,707 --> 01:19:54,708
Yeah!
(ALL CHEERING)

1622
01:19:54,791 --> 01:19:56,584
STACIEI Yes!
EMILY: All right.

1623
01:19:57,919 --> 01:19:59,421
Lilly, any plans?

1624
01:20:00,630 --> 01:20:02,215
Just gonna
travel through time.

1625
01:20:05,927 --> 01:20:07,345
You know,
when I look back on this,

1626
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,556
I won't remember
performing and competing.

1627
01:20:09,639 --> 01:20:11,266
I'm gonna remember
you weirdos.

1628
01:20:12,684 --> 01:20:14,144
It makes me
really sad to think

1629
01:20:14,227 --> 01:20:16,062
it won't ever be
like this again.

1630
01:20:16,980 --> 01:20:18,481
I'm gonna miss you guys.

1631
01:20:18,648 --> 01:20:20,734
Me, too.
Me, too.

1632
01:20:20,942 --> 01:20:23,111
Yeah. Me, too.

1633
01:20:28,199 --> 01:20:31,202
(SINGING FOLK-POP SONG)

1634
01:21:17,749 --> 01:21:19,793
Did we just find our sound?

1635
01:21:20,126 --> 01:21:21,753
I think We did.

1636
01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:25,757
My work here is done.

1637
01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:28,426
Thank you.

1638
01:21:29,302 --> 01:21:32,555
Fat Amy, you never told us
what you were gonna
do after graduation.

1639
01:21:32,639 --> 01:21:33,640
AMY: Oh. Well...

1640
01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:34,891
Mmm.

1641
01:21:35,141 --> 01:21:36,726
No, I don't have any plans.

1642
01:21:36,810 --> 01:21:40,146
'Cause you guys know me,
I just love
living in the moment.

1643
01:21:41,147 --> 01:21:42,232
Ashley, what are
you gonna do after...

1644
01:21:42,315 --> 01:21:43,316
Actually, though,

1645
01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:45,902
if we were to stop
and really think,

1646
01:21:46,319 --> 01:21:48,947
"What could Fat Amy
be capable of in the future?"

1647
01:21:49,489 --> 01:21:50,824
I'll tell you guys.

1648
01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:54,619
I'd be living somewhere,
like, sick,
like Tulsa or Little Rock.

1649
01:21:55,161 --> 01:21:59,999
By day, I'm
a professional jelly wrestler
for corporate events.

1650
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:02,460
And then, every night,

1651
01:22:02,627 --> 01:22:06,464
it's just me cuddled up
with my fiancé,
Bumper, and...

1652
01:22:07,674 --> 01:22:08,675
Oh, wait.

1653
01:22:12,345 --> 01:22:13,763
I'm in love with Bumper.

1654
01:22:13,847 --> 01:22:14,848
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah.

1655
01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:17,851
Okay, I've done
something terrible,

1656
01:22:18,017 --> 01:22:21,271
and I'm not talking
about crop-dusting
Chloe and Beca right now.

1657
01:22:21,438 --> 01:22:22,605
Apologize for that.

1658
01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:25,942
You guys,
I need to go right now.

1659
01:22:26,109 --> 01:22:27,944
And I need to
win back my man!

1660
01:22:28,111 --> 01:22:29,612
Screw your judgments!

1661
01:22:29,696 --> 01:22:30,738
(ALL ENCOURAGING)

1662
01:22:30,822 --> 01:22:32,532
Go get him, Fat Amy!

1663
01:22:33,199 --> 01:22:34,200
(SCREAMING)

1664
01:22:36,703 --> 01:22:37,871
AMY: Guys, what happened?

1665
01:22:38,037 --> 01:22:39,205
Shake it off, Amy.

1666
01:22:39,289 --> 01:22:40,373
CYNTHIA: That was bad.

1667
01:22:40,457 --> 01:22:42,208
AMY: Somebody bring a s'more.

1668
01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:44,878
BENJI: I give you
our next album cover.

1669
01:22:45,044 --> 01:22:46,379
Look at him!

1670
01:22:46,546 --> 01:22:48,465
I did it all myself today.

1671
01:22:48,548 --> 01:22:50,467
Now, I know that I
only have one vote...

1672
01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:52,260
BENJI: You got no votes, man.
You're not in the group, so...

1673
01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:53,636
Okay, well,
that hurts my feelings.

1674
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:54,804
It's just the truth,
is the thing.

1675
01:22:54,888 --> 01:22:55,972
Well, that hurts
my feelings.

1676
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:58,975
With my vote,
I vote "no" to the pig

1677
01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:01,352
and "yes" to
this gloriousness.

1678
01:23:01,436 --> 01:23:03,354
BENJI: Yeah, it's great.
We'll put it to a vote later.
No.

1679
01:23:03,521 --> 01:23:05,231
AMY: Bumper, I'm coming!

1680
01:23:12,197 --> 01:23:14,282
(SINGING SOFT ROCK SONG)

1681
01:23:45,313 --> 01:23:46,814
Nope! Turn it around!

1682
01:23:47,398 --> 01:23:49,192
(CONTINUES SINGING)

1683
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:00,161
I don't wanna see you!

1684
01:24:00,245 --> 01:24:02,205
(AMY CONTINUES SINGING)

1685
01:24:08,253 --> 01:24:10,255
Whew. Really misjudged
the size of this lake.

1686
01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:12,590
Why didn't she just
walk around the lake?

1687
01:24:12,757 --> 01:24:14,300
Fat Amy doesn't
do anything small.

1688
01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:16,553
Yes, I've been using
my shower shoes.

1689
01:24:17,053 --> 01:24:18,471
Okay, I love you, too.
Here she is.

1690
01:24:21,474 --> 01:24:22,767
What up, Mrs. Junk?

1691
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:24,936
(CONTINUES SINGING)

1692
01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:28,106
(PANTING)

1693
01:24:28,523 --> 01:24:30,400
(CONTINUES SINGING)

1694
01:24:38,658 --> 01:24:39,659
(HONKING HORN)

1695
01:24:40,159 --> 01:24:41,327
Go!

1696
01:24:44,122 --> 01:24:45,748
Well, what are you doing?

1697
01:24:45,999 --> 01:24:48,251
I'm soloing, here!

1698
01:24:48,501 --> 01:24:50,169
(HONKING HORN)
Whatever!

1699
01:24:52,922 --> 01:24:54,924
(CONTINUES SINGING)

1700
01:25:00,513 --> 01:25:01,806
No!

1701
01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:03,057
(CONTINUES SINGING)

1702
01:25:28,333 --> 01:25:30,168
(CONTINUES SINGING
SOFT ROCK some)

1703
01:25:42,639 --> 01:25:44,974
(BOTH SINGING)

1704
01:26:06,245 --> 01:26:07,246
Well, all right.

1705
01:26:10,249 --> 01:26:12,543
All right, let's go.
Into the house.

1706
01:26:13,252 --> 01:26:14,671
AMY: Give me that neck.

1707
01:26:15,088 --> 01:26:17,715
I mean, we can do...
Do you want it...

1708
01:26:17,882 --> 01:26:20,510
Do you feel like
you'd want to layer
a bunch of voices?

1709
01:26:21,386 --> 01:26:24,514
I think in the beginning
it could definitely build.

1710
01:26:24,597 --> 01:26:26,432
I think it starts
out light, though.

1711
01:26:26,599 --> 01:26:28,685
Get your cute butt
in the studio, then.

1712
01:26:28,768 --> 01:26:30,687
Don't tell my boss that
we were in here, by the way.

1713
01:26:30,770 --> 01:26:32,146
<i>(SINGING) I got all I need
when I got you and I</i>

1714
01:26:32,230 --> 01:26:35,692
<i>'Cause I look around me
and see a sweet life</i>

1715
01:26:36,109 --> 01:26:37,110
This is... Wow!

1716
01:26:37,610 --> 01:26:39,696
<i>It's the real deal.</i>

1717
01:26:39,779 --> 01:26:40,947
Yeah, don't touch
anything, Legacy.

1718
01:26:41,114 --> 01:26:42,615
You're very pretty,
but you seem clumsy.

1719
01:26:43,282 --> 01:26:44,409
<i>Great.</i>

1720
01:26:44,575 --> 01:26:45,576
Okay.

1721
01:26:46,452 --> 01:26:48,287
<i>Can't lie
it's a sweet life</i>

1722
01:26:48,371 --> 01:26:49,372
(INAUDIBLE)

1723
01:26:49,455 --> 01:26:52,709
<i>I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight</i>

1724
01:26:52,792 --> 01:26:55,670
<i>You're getting me
Getting me through the night</i>

1725
01:26:57,797 --> 01:26:58,798
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER)

1726
01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:00,091
<i>You're my flashlight</i>

1727
01:27:01,092 --> 01:27:03,594
<i>You're my flashlight</i>

1728
01:27:04,512 --> 01:27:07,306
<i>You're my flashlight</i>

1729
01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:15,148
Okay, so you produced this?

1730
01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:16,941
Uh, yes. Emily wrote it.

1731
01:27:17,650 --> 01:27:18,818
Mmm-hmm. Who's Emily?
lam.

1732
01:27:18,943 --> 01:27:21,487
This tall drink of water,
right there.
Hey. Emily.

1733
01:27:21,821 --> 01:27:23,114
Well...

1734
01:27:23,239 --> 01:27:25,241
Um... (MUMBLING)

1735
01:27:25,491 --> 01:27:27,326
I don't... I don't...
I don't like it.

1736
01:27:27,994 --> 01:27:32,248
What it is, is I don't
like it when people can do
what I can do.

1737
01:27:32,999 --> 01:27:35,585
You know,
in a manner of speaking,
it's threatening.

1738
01:27:35,835 --> 01:27:38,004
But, you just did it.

1739
01:27:39,005 --> 01:27:40,673
And I have a...

1740
01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:41,841
(MUMBLING)

1741
01:27:42,175 --> 01:27:44,635
I have a few notes
that I assume
that you're open to.

1742
01:27:44,802 --> 01:27:46,804
Yes.
Um, but this is
a solid demo,

1743
01:27:47,180 --> 01:27:48,931
with real potential.

1744
01:27:49,182 --> 01:27:52,018
Yeah, I look forward
to working together.

1745
01:27:52,101 --> 01:27:53,227
It's nice to meet you.

1746
01:27:53,311 --> 01:27:55,021
What is it? Elizabeth?
Emily.

1747
01:27:55,188 --> 01:27:56,272
Emily.
Elizabeth? What?

1748
01:27:56,355 --> 01:27:58,357
Emily. Thank you.
Thank you.

1749
01:27:58,900 --> 01:28:00,860
Oh.
I gotta jump on a call.

1750
01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:03,613
Yeah, no.
No, get it in there.
Get it in there. Attagirl.

1751
01:28:03,696 --> 01:28:04,989
You want one of these?
Oh, hey.

1752
01:28:05,072 --> 01:28:07,116
You want one of those?
There you go. Attagirl.
Ow!

1753
01:28:07,825 --> 01:28:08,826
Good job, Reggie.

1754
01:28:09,202 --> 01:28:10,203
(WHISPERING) I'm Reggie.

1755
01:28:10,536 --> 01:28:12,955
Oh, my God, I was so nervous
I didn't know what to say!

1756
01:28:13,122 --> 01:28:14,248
Oh, my God!

1757
01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:15,374
You're all sweaty.

1758
01:28:15,541 --> 01:28:16,876
We're gonna be late!

1759
01:28:16,959 --> 01:28:18,711
We're taking the photo
with or without you.

1760
01:28:18,878 --> 01:28:21,172
We're taking the photo
with or without you!

1761
01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:23,674
EMILY: Everybody get together.
No, no, no, together.

1762
01:28:24,717 --> 01:28:27,720
ALL: One, two, three!
Bellas for life!

1763
01:28:30,348 --> 01:28:31,474
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1764
01:28:47,573 --> 01:28:50,076
Okay. So, is there
a restaurant in this town

1765
01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:51,327
that serves
something other than fish?

1766
01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:52,829
I did see a KFC back there.

1767
01:28:52,912 --> 01:28:54,163
Nope. All fish. I checked.

1768
01:28:54,247 --> 01:28:56,415
Guys, over here.
Come this way.

1769
01:28:56,749 --> 01:28:58,501
BECA: Oh, Chloe,
I'm coming for ya!

1770
01:29:00,336 --> 01:29:03,589
CHLOE:
Whoo-hoo. College graduates!
Spreading my wings, y'all!

1771
01:29:04,090 --> 01:29:06,175
There are so many
fresh Danishes here.

1772
01:29:06,342 --> 01:29:08,553
I swear, if I wasn't
recently locked down,

1773
01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:11,097
I would tear a hole
through this city!

1774
01:29:12,181 --> 01:29:14,058
This place is so
smelly and rainy.

1775
01:29:14,225 --> 01:29:16,394
Why do Americans
ever leave America?

1776
01:29:16,561 --> 01:29:19,021
AMY: Culture, design, history.

1777
01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:22,441
FLO: I'm not
copen-hating this place.

1778
01:29:22,608 --> 01:29:23,568
BECA: I'm starving.

1779
01:29:23,651 --> 01:29:26,279
EMILY: Yeah, why don't
we go visit Hayden Christian
Andersen's house?

1780
01:29:26,362 --> 01:29:30,074
AMY: That guy?
But he was pretty crap
in the Star Wars prequels.

1781
01:29:30,783 --> 01:29:32,702
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

1782
01:29:36,956 --> 01:29:39,625
Well, here we are.

1783
01:29:39,792 --> 01:29:41,836
Do you think
the stage is big enough
for what we want to do?

1784
01:29:42,003 --> 01:29:44,422
FLO: You're kidding, right?
It's huge.

1785
01:29:44,839 --> 01:29:46,090
You guys think it'll work?

1786
01:29:46,257 --> 01:29:48,676
It'll work for us.
That's what matters.

1787
01:29:49,635 --> 01:29:51,262
<i>Let' s gm!</i>

1788
01:29:53,639 --> 01:29:55,474
FLO: Let's do this thing!

1789
01:29:56,434 --> 01:29:57,435
AMY: Wh00!

1790
01:29:57,643 --> 01:29:58,978
CHLOE: Everyone knows
where to meet, right?

1791
01:29:59,145 --> 01:30:01,314
CYNTHIA: Yeah, we know.

1792
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:03,482
BECA: All right.
Safety first, Flo.

1793
01:30:21,584 --> 01:30:23,002
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

1794
01:30:24,045 --> 01:30:25,338
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

1795
01:30:25,838 --> 01:30:27,006
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1796
01:30:29,133 --> 01:30:31,636
Here it is, folks.
The granddaddy of them all.

1797
01:30:32,219 --> 01:30:34,388
The World Championship
ofA Cappella!

1798
01:30:34,555 --> 01:30:36,807
Tonight, groups from
around the globe duke it out

1799
01:30:36,974 --> 01:30:38,851
for the title of
A-ca World Champion.

1800
01:30:39,018 --> 01:30:42,688
And, of course,
representing America,
the embattled Barden Bellas.

1801
01:30:42,855 --> 01:30:46,400
The Bellas,
making one last attempt
to repair a damaged legacy

1802
01:30:46,567 --> 01:30:49,195
by becoming
the first American team
to claim the title.

1803
01:30:49,362 --> 01:30:50,404
Can they do it, John?

1804
01:30:50,571 --> 01:30:52,531
Theoretically, yes, Gail.

1805
01:30:52,698 --> 01:30:56,202
Realistically, absolutely not.
Those girls are dead to me.

1806
01:30:56,369 --> 01:30:58,496
So many countries
represented
here tonight, John.

1807
01:30:58,663 --> 01:31:01,707
We saw in rehearsal
an incredible group
from the Philippines.

1808
01:31:01,874 --> 01:31:03,042
What were they called?

1809
01:31:03,209 --> 01:31:04,669
"The Ladyboys."

1810
01:31:04,835 --> 01:31:06,504
That wasn't
the name of the group,
I don't think.

1811
01:31:06,671 --> 01:31:08,047
I think that's how
they described themselves.

1812
01:31:08,214 --> 01:31:09,840
That's right.
They're "Manila Envy."

1813
01:31:09,924 --> 01:31:10,925
Manila Envy.

1814
01:31:11,008 --> 01:31:12,468
You know,
I spent some time with

1815
01:31:12,551 --> 01:31:15,471
some ladyboys, uh,
in the Philippines myself.

1816
01:31:15,554 --> 01:31:16,555
Not surprising.

1817
01:31:16,722 --> 01:31:18,599
Very interesting young men.

1818
01:31:18,766 --> 01:31:20,726
Doing amazing things
with their mouths,
I presume.

1819
01:31:20,893 --> 01:31:23,896
When we go back to the stage,
I'll do a few for you here.

1820
01:31:24,063 --> 01:31:26,399
Uh, you know,
we can get to it, I think.
Okay.

1821
01:31:26,482 --> 01:31:28,317
You know, maybe when
the Koreans are out there,

1822
01:31:28,401 --> 01:31:30,778
because no one cares
about the Korean group.

1823
01:31:30,861 --> 01:31:32,530
Love that barbeque.

1824
01:31:39,620 --> 01:31:40,955
What are you doing here?

1825
01:31:41,122 --> 01:31:42,123
Oh, you...

1826
01:31:42,415 --> 01:31:44,417
You know, anything
to support the Bellas.

1827
01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:45,876
Wow. I...

1828
01:31:48,421 --> 01:31:49,755
Now I'm the one
who can't speak.

1829
01:31:49,839 --> 01:31:52,133
I'm just so
freaking nervous.

1830
01:31:52,216 --> 01:31:53,217
Oh, my God. Don't be.

1831
01:31:53,384 --> 01:31:54,427
You'll be great.

1832
01:31:54,593 --> 01:31:56,595
I mean, we heard
you guys rehearsing,
like, 24/7.

1833
01:31:57,638 --> 01:31:59,598
So I'll... I should
probably go find my seat.

1834
01:32:00,099 --> 01:32:01,475
Yeah.

1835
01:32:01,642 --> 01:32:03,769
But before I go, I just...

1836
01:32:04,145 --> 01:32:05,604
I have something for you.

1837
01:32:09,525 --> 01:32:10,526
Oh...

1838
01:32:14,780 --> 01:32:17,033
I'm so sorry. I thought that
that was going in
a different direction.

1839
01:32:17,116 --> 01:32:19,035
That's my bad.
EMILY: No, no, I liked it.

1840
01:32:19,118 --> 01:32:20,119
Em, you ready?

1841
01:32:21,495 --> 01:32:23,622
Yeah. Yeah,
I'll be right there.

1842
01:32:23,789 --> 01:32:25,291
Benji.

1843
01:32:26,959 --> 01:32:28,085
Okay. Well, break a leg.

1844
01:32:34,508 --> 01:32:36,260
(SINGING POP SONG)

1845
01:33:06,332 --> 01:33:08,167
(SINGING IN SPANISH)

1846
01:33:16,258 --> 01:33:17,510
(SCATTING)

1847
01:33:20,721 --> 01:33:23,224
(SINGING IN ENGLISH)

1848
01:33:37,154 --> 01:33:38,531
(SINGING IN HINDI)

1849
01:33:47,373 --> 01:33:48,874
(SINGING IN ENGLISH)

1850
01:33:55,464 --> 01:33:57,716
ALL: DSM! Ja!
DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!

1851
01:34:01,887 --> 01:34:03,222
(TEAM SINGING IN HINDI)

1852
01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:13,899
DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!

1853
01:34:14,066 --> 01:34:16,902
DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!

1854
01:34:17,069 --> 01:34:18,571
<i>USN“ Ja!</i>

1855
01:34:25,411 --> 01:34:26,412
(CROWD CHEERING)

1856
01:34:28,581 --> 01:34:29,748
GAIL: Ooh!
JOHN: Well done!

1857
01:34:29,915 --> 01:34:33,169
There they go,
the Indian group,
the Naan-Stops,

1858
01:34:33,252 --> 01:34:36,338
running off stage
to take a few
more of our jobs.

1859
01:34:36,463 --> 01:34:38,465
I thought
the little one was spicy!
(JOHN LAUGHS)

1860
01:34:40,593 --> 01:34:44,054
ALL: DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!

1861
01:34:44,221 --> 01:34:46,223
JOHN: And coming up next,
Das Sound Machine.

1862
01:34:46,390 --> 01:34:47,433
GAIL: A crowd favorite, John.

1863
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:50,686
ALL: DSM! Ja!
DSM! Ja! DSM! Ja!

1864
01:34:50,769 --> 01:34:51,770
KOMMISSARI Hear that?

1865
01:34:52,104 --> 01:34:54,481
They chant. For us.

1866
01:34:54,940 --> 01:34:57,484
Now, don't cry too hard
when you lose, huh?

1867
01:34:57,651 --> 01:34:59,153
Makes eyes puffy.

1868
01:34:59,320 --> 01:35:00,905
Your hands are so soft.

1869
01:35:01,071 --> 01:35:03,449
I'm sorry,
I don't speak "loser."
What did you say?

1870
01:35:03,574 --> 01:35:05,451
She actually speaks
eight languages,

1871
01:35:05,534 --> 01:35:07,369
but "loser" is
not one of them.

1872
01:35:07,536 --> 01:35:09,079
Everything must
come to an end.

1873
01:35:09,246 --> 01:35:10,456
Even the Bellas.

1874
01:35:10,623 --> 01:35:11,916
PIETER: Take care
and lose nice.

1875
01:35:13,292 --> 01:35:15,669
Huh, your sweat
smells like cinnamon.

1876
01:35:15,753 --> 01:35:16,754
Damn it!

1877
01:35:17,296 --> 01:35:19,632
(ALL CHEERING)
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
OVER PA IN DANISH)

1878
01:35:23,719 --> 01:35:27,139
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
...Das <i>Sound</i> Machine!

1879
01:35:31,435 --> 01:35:33,229
(DAS SOUND MACHINE VOCALIZING)

1880
01:35:39,026 --> 01:35:40,027
(BEATBOXING)

1881
01:35:42,238 --> 01:35:43,239
DSM!

1882
01:35:43,364 --> 01:35:45,241
(SINGING POP-ROCK SONG)

1883
01:36:26,240 --> 01:36:27,491
(RAPPING)

1884
01:36:35,291 --> 01:36:36,292
(VOCALIZING)

1885
01:36:38,544 --> 01:36:40,045
(SINGING POP SONG)

1886
01:37:31,805 --> 01:37:33,891
GAIL: They've got
the crowd going wild!

1887
01:37:34,058 --> 01:37:35,142
BECA: Okay, shake it off.

1888
01:37:35,309 --> 01:37:38,145
BOTH: DSM! DSM!

1889
01:37:38,312 --> 01:37:39,480
Das Sound Machine.

1890
01:37:39,563 --> 01:37:42,900
An incredible performance
once again from
the German group.

1891
01:37:42,983 --> 01:37:44,360
I'm telling you, Gail, though,

1892
01:37:44,443 --> 01:37:46,362
if the Bellas of old
show up tonight,

1893
01:37:46,445 --> 01:37:49,531
this could be the most
significant conflict

1894
01:37:49,615 --> 01:37:52,659
between America and
Germany in history.

1895
01:37:52,826 --> 01:37:54,119
Crack a book, John.

1896
01:37:57,956 --> 01:38:01,085
Pass one down to your friends.
Here you go. Thank you.

1897
01:38:01,293 --> 01:38:02,836
All right, here you go, buddy.

1898
01:38:03,087 --> 01:38:04,088
Thanks, man.

1899
01:38:04,171 --> 01:38:05,506
Where have you been?

1900
01:38:05,839 --> 01:38:07,633
You have no idea, dude.

1901
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:09,301
Final performance, guys.

1902
01:38:09,468 --> 01:38:11,804
We need to get out there
and beat DSM.

1903
01:38:12,304 --> 01:38:14,098
This one's for us.

1904
01:38:14,223 --> 01:38:16,225
Guys, there's gonna be
some haters out there.

1905
01:38:16,683 --> 01:38:19,728
They're gonna
look at us, Team USA,

1906
01:38:19,812 --> 01:38:22,648
and be like, "Why is the most
talented one Australian?"

1907
01:38:23,941 --> 01:38:27,444
Well, guess what. lam fat.
So that is close enough.

1908
01:38:27,611 --> 01:38:30,906
We are gonna show them
who we are.

1909
01:38:31,073 --> 01:38:33,075
A bunch of ethnically diverse,

1910
01:38:33,242 --> 01:38:35,327
for the most part feminine,

1911
01:38:35,494 --> 01:38:37,454
amazing singers!

1912
01:38:37,538 --> 01:38:38,580
ALL: Yeah!

1913
01:38:38,664 --> 01:38:40,374
Let's just go out there
and ac' the world!

1914
01:38:40,457 --> 01:38:41,583
CHLOE: Yes!

1915
01:38:41,750 --> 01:38:42,835
Yes! Yeah!

1916
01:38:43,001 --> 01:38:45,003
John, it's possible
we are watching

1917
01:38:45,087 --> 01:38:47,047
the last hurrah
of the Barden Bellas.

1918
01:38:47,131 --> 01:38:49,258
It's going to be very
hard to pull this off,

1919
01:38:49,341 --> 01:38:50,843
and if they don't,

1920
01:38:50,926 --> 01:38:54,096
they are out of business
as an a cappella group.

1921
01:38:54,179 --> 01:38:55,264
It is over.

1922
01:38:55,931 --> 01:38:58,142
AMY: All right! Let's do this!

1923
01:38:59,351 --> 01:39:01,687
<i>FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
...Barden University's Bellas!</i>

1924
01:39:04,481 --> 01:39:05,899
Yes!
Whoo!

1925
01:39:05,983 --> 01:39:07,317
That's my girl!

1926
01:39:07,484 --> 01:39:08,986
Beca!

1927
01:39:10,863 --> 01:39:12,030
(BECA CLAPPING)

1928
01:39:48,942 --> 01:39:49,943
(SINGING HIP-HOP SONG)

1929
01:40:41,328 --> 01:40:42,955
(SINGING POP SONG)

1930
01:41:16,154 --> 01:41:17,906
(S I N G I N <i>G)
When tomorrow comes</i>

1931
01:41:17,990 --> 01:41:19,324
<i>I'll be on my own</i>

1932
01:41:19,491 --> 01:41:22,494
<i>Feeling frightened of
The things that I don't know</i>

1933
01:41:22,661 --> 01:41:24,162
<i>When tomorrow comes</i>

1934
01:41:24,329 --> 01:41:25,789
<i>When tomorrow comes</i>

1935
01:41:25,956 --> 01:41:27,666
<i>When tomorrow comes</i>

1936
01:41:27,833 --> 01:41:29,001
<i>When tomorrow comes</i>

1937
01:41:29,167 --> 01:41:31,920
<i>And though the road is long
I look up to the sky</i>

1938
01:41:32,087 --> 01:41:34,715
GAIL: Is it possible
the Barden Bellas

1939
01:41:34,798 --> 01:41:36,842
are doing an original song?

1940
01:41:37,134 --> 01:41:38,594
(ALL SINGING)
<i>Then I sing</i> along

1941
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:40,345
<i>Then I sing along</i>

1942
01:41:40,512 --> 01:41:42,264
<i>Then I sing along</i>

1943
01:41:42,514 --> 01:41:45,267
<i>I got all I need
when I got you and I</i>

1944
01:41:45,350 --> 01:41:48,353
<i>'Cause I look around me
and see your sweet life</i>

1945
01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:51,523
<i>I'm stuck in the darkness
You're my flashlight</i>

1946
01:41:51,690 --> 01:41:54,526
<i>You're gettin' me gettin' me
through the night</i>

1947
01:41:54,776 --> 01:41:57,821
<i>You kick start my heart
when you shine it in my eyes</i>

1948
01:41:57,988 --> 01:41:59,156
<i>I can't lie</i>

1949
01:41:59,364 --> 01:42:00,949
<i>It's a sweet life</i>

1950
01:42:01,116 --> 01:42:04,161
<i>I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight</i>

1951
01:42:04,328 --> 01:42:06,955
<i>You're gettin' me
through the night</i>

1952
01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:14,463
GAIL: Look at this!

1953
01:42:14,546 --> 01:42:16,298
JOHN: It looks like
the Barden Bellas are being

1954
01:42:16,381 --> 01:42:18,967
joined on stage by
generations of Bellas,

1955
01:42:19,051 --> 01:42:21,053
going all the way
back to the beginning.

1956
01:42:21,219 --> 01:42:22,971
<i>'Cause you're my flashlight</i>

1957
01:42:23,055 --> 01:42:24,139
<i>'Cause you're my flashlight</i>

1958
01:42:24,306 --> 01:42:25,807
<i>'Cause you're my flashlight</i>

1959
01:42:25,891 --> 01:42:27,351
<i>'Cause you're my flashlight</i>

1960
01:42:27,517 --> 01:42:29,311
<i>You're my flashlight</i>

1961
01:42:29,394 --> 01:42:32,397
<i>You're gettin' me
through the night</i>

1962
01:42:32,564 --> 01:42:35,233
<i>I got all I need
when I got you and I</i>

1963
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:38,403
<i>'Cause I look around me
and see your sweet life</i>

1964
01:42:38,570 --> 01:42:41,573
<i>I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight</i>

1965
01:42:41,740 --> 01:42:44,701
<i>You're getting me
through the night</i>

1966
01:42:45,077 --> 01:42:47,913
<i>Kick start my heart
when you shine it in my eyes</i>

1967
01:42:48,080 --> 01:42:51,083
<i>I can't lie
It's a sweet life</i>

1968
01:42:51,249 --> 01:42:54,044
<i>I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight</i>

1969
01:42:54,211 --> 01:42:56,213
<i>You're gettin' me
through the night</i>

1970
01:42:56,296 --> 01:42:58,256
<i>We belong</i>

1971
01:42:58,590 --> 01:43:00,008
<i>'Cause you're my flashlight</i>

1972
01:43:00,092 --> 01:43:01,426
<i>'Cause you are</i>

1973
01:43:01,593 --> 01:43:03,095
<i>'Cause you're my flashlight</i>

1974
01:43:03,261 --> 01:43:04,763
<i>'Cause you're my flashlight</i>

1975
01:43:04,971 --> 01:43:06,598
<i>I'm your flashlight</i>

1976
01:43:06,765 --> 01:43:09,601
<i>You're gettin' me
through the night</i>

1977
01:43:12,604 --> 01:43:13,980
<i>'Cause you're my flashlight</i>

1978
01:43:14,147 --> 01:43:16,233
<i>'Cause you're my</i>

1979
01:43:19,277 --> 01:43:21,154
<i>Gettin' me through the</i>

1980
01:43:21,321 --> 01:43:23,782
<i>Night</i>

1981
01:43:24,991 --> 01:43:26,326
(CROWD CHEERING)

1982
01:43:28,161 --> 01:43:29,162
Whoo!

1983
01:43:40,674 --> 01:43:44,177
JOHN: "Simple," "raw,"
"vulnerable," "exposed."

1984
01:43:44,344 --> 01:43:47,597
I've been called
a lot of things, Gail.
But let me add one more.

1985
01:43:47,681 --> 01:43:48,890
I'm impressed.

1986
01:43:48,974 --> 01:43:50,976
I thought you were
gonna say "gay."

1987
01:43:51,476 --> 01:43:52,477
BENJI: Emily!
Yeah!

1988
01:43:53,103 --> 01:43:54,187
Emily!

1989
01:43:54,354 --> 01:43:56,523
Emily! Emily!

1990
01:43:58,817 --> 01:44:00,777
VVh0o!VVhoo!

1991
01:44:01,653 --> 01:44:03,780
BeHas!BeHas!BeHas!

1992
01:44:07,325 --> 01:44:10,662
ALL: (CHANTING)
BeHas!BeHas!BeHas!

1993
01:44:10,829 --> 01:44:14,040
Oh. They have touched
every person here.

1994
01:44:14,124 --> 01:44:16,293
They've touched me, John.

1995
01:44:16,460 --> 01:44:18,712
Well, everyone has
touched you, Gail,

1996
01:44:18,879 --> 01:44:21,006
but this is something else.

1997
01:44:39,524 --> 01:44:40,609
It's ceremonial,

1998
01:44:40,692 --> 01:44:42,027
and you should
definitely not drink it

1999
01:44:42,110 --> 01:44:43,612
'cause it is
essentially poison.

2000
01:44:43,695 --> 01:44:44,905
Terrible for you.
Okay.

2001
01:44:44,988 --> 01:44:46,364
Okay.
Great.

2002
01:44:47,365 --> 01:44:49,826
Ooh. It smells like
cherries and vanilla.

2003
01:44:49,993 --> 01:44:51,036
CHLOE: Okay, repeat after me.

2004
01:44:51,203 --> 01:44:52,871
Sing your name.

2005
01:44:53,330 --> 01:44:54,289
L...

2006
01:44:54,372 --> 01:44:55,457
<i>(SINGING) Emily...</i>

2007
01:44:55,540 --> 01:44:56,666
Okay.

2008
01:44:56,750 --> 01:44:59,669
"Promise to uphold the ideals
of a Bella woman forever."

2009
01:44:59,836 --> 01:45:02,380
Promise to uphold the ideals
of a Bella woman forever.

2010
01:45:02,547 --> 01:45:04,090
And that's it.
That's the end
of the speech.

2011
01:45:04,257 --> 01:45:06,551
Nothing weird
happens after that.

2012
01:45:06,718 --> 01:45:07,886
These are for you.

2013
01:45:08,053 --> 01:45:09,554
Don't go in the basement,
it's haunted.

2014
01:45:10,055 --> 01:45:11,014
AMY: Wait!

2015
01:45:11,097 --> 01:45:12,474
One last thing.

2016
01:45:12,724 --> 01:45:14,518
Yes, every Bella
must christen the house

2017
01:45:14,684 --> 01:45:16,394
by sliding down the staircase.

2018
01:45:18,188 --> 01:45:19,189
Seriously?

2019
01:45:19,356 --> 01:45:20,941
It's tradition.
Yeah.

2020
01:45:21,107 --> 01:45:23,068
Don't worry. I'll show you.

2021
01:45:25,570 --> 01:45:27,197
Behold!

2022
01:45:29,533 --> 01:45:30,575
(AMY GROANING)

2023
01:45:34,079 --> 01:45:35,080
(PANTING)

2024
01:45:35,413 --> 01:45:37,082
Crushed it.

2025
01:45:37,541 --> 01:45:38,583
Good form.

2026
01:45:39,584 --> 01:45:41,253
Now I'm ready to move on.

2027
01:45:42,796 --> 01:45:44,256
Legacy, you're up.

2028
01:45:48,343 --> 01:45:49,344
EMILY: All right, I'm ready.

2029
01:45:50,262 --> 01:45:51,429
Let's do this!

2030
01:48:04,270 --> 01:48:05,605
(PIANO PLAYING)

2031
01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:11,778
(SINGING SLOW
POPSONG)

2032
01:48:25,208 --> 01:48:26,167
Yes!

2033
01:48:26,251 --> 01:48:27,585
(CONTINUES SINGING)

2034
01:48:34,009 --> 01:48:35,010
You can't!

2035
01:48:35,093 --> 01:48:38,096
You can't turn back around.
That's not part of the rules!
That's not...

2036
01:48:38,763 --> 01:48:39,764
(MOUTHING) That bad?

2037
01:48:49,774 --> 01:48:50,775
Thank you so much, Pharrell.

2038
01:49:00,452 --> 01:49:01,786
Adam, turn around!

2039
01:49:01,953 --> 01:49:04,122
Everybody's doing it, baby!
They love me!

2040
01:49:04,289 --> 01:49:06,458
America loves me!

2041
01:49:08,793 --> 01:49:10,420
(CONTINUES SINGING)

2042
01:49:15,800 --> 01:49:17,343
And I give myself to you!

2043
01:49:17,469 --> 01:49:20,013
And you! And you! And you!

2044
01:49:20,180 --> 01:49:21,514
And you, America!

2045
01:49:23,391 --> 01:49:24,392
Whoo!

2046
01:49:30,482 --> 01:49:31,941
Hey, man.
BUMPER: Yes. Yes, Blake.

2047
01:49:32,025 --> 01:49:33,151
What's your name, brother?

2048
01:49:33,359 --> 01:49:36,071
I don't even know right now!

2049
01:49:36,154 --> 01:49:37,405
Hey, just do me a favor, man.

2050
01:49:37,489 --> 01:49:41,367
Please,
under no circumstances,
choose me for your coach.

2051
01:49:41,493 --> 01:49:43,620
I just want to
put that out there.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Okay.

2052
01:49:43,703 --> 01:49:47,165
So, you have
a lot of personality.
And I love that.

2053
01:49:47,540 --> 01:49:48,792
Thank you.

2054
01:49:48,958 --> 01:49:51,836
You're interesting,
and I can work
with interesting.

2055
01:49:52,337 --> 01:49:53,338
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

2056
01:49:53,797 --> 01:49:56,674
All of the coaches
at my disposal,

2057
01:49:56,841 --> 01:49:59,260
I'm gonna have to choose

2058
01:49:59,344 --> 01:50:00,345
Christina!

2059
01:50:00,929 --> 01:50:01,930
Whoo!

2060
01:50:03,014 --> 01:50:04,015
Yay!

2061
01:50:05,308 --> 01:50:06,392
This is awesome!

2062
01:50:06,476 --> 01:50:07,602
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.

2063
01:50:07,685 --> 01:50:09,062
Oh, my God.

2064
01:50:09,562 --> 01:50:11,564
Whoa! Okay, okay, okay.

2065
01:50:11,648 --> 01:50:13,191
Thank you.
Okay.

2066
01:50:13,858 --> 01:50:15,568
Thank you so much.

2067
01:50:15,819 --> 01:50:17,737
Aah! Besties!

2068
01:50:17,904 --> 01:50:19,989
Hey, Mom! Hey.

2069
01:50:20,156 --> 01:50:21,533
Hey, Amy!