1 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,880 Gordie: I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being. 2 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,840 It happened in the summer of 1959, 3 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,765 a long time ago, 4 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,727 but only if you measure it in terms of years. 5 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,402 I was living in a small town in Oregon called castle rock. 6 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:59,324 There were only 1,281 people, but to me it was the whole world. 7 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,697 It's the bossman Bob cormier here. 8 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,528 It's a beautiful Friday morning in Portland. 9 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,580 It's 90 klam degrees and getting hofter. 10 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:09,205 Up the ladder with another platter, it's Bobby day with rockin' Robin. 11 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,332 It's boss. 12 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,374 He rocks in the treetops all day long 13 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,084 hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singing his song 14 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,420 all the little birds on jaybird street 15 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,840 love to hear the Robin go tweet tweet tweet 16 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,471 - rockin' Robin - Tweet tweet tweet 17 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,395 - rockin' Robin - Tweet, tweedle-Lee-Dee 18 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,773 hey, how do you know a frenchman's been in your backyard? 19 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,100 Hey! I'm French, okay. 20 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,561 Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. 21 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,235 Didn't I just say I was French? 22 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,408 - I knock. - Shit. 23 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,114 Twenty-nine. 24 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,490 Twenty-two. 25 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:45,991 Piss up a rope. 26 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:52,245 Gordie's out! Old gordie just bit the bag and stepped out the door. 27 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,584 Come on, man, deal. 28 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,918 Gordie: Teddy duchamp was the craziest guy we hung around with. 29 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,094 He didn't have much of a chance in life. 30 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,342 His dad was given (to fits of rage. 31 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:07,009 One time he held Teddy's ear to a stove and almost burned it off. 32 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,515 Teddy: I knock. 33 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,143 You four-eyed pile of shit. 34 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,771 The pile of shit has a thousand eyes. 35 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,062 Teddy: What? 36 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,613 What's so funny? Come on. I've got 30, what have you got? 37 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,073 Sixteen. 38 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,741 Teddy: Go ahead, keep laughing. 39 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,820 You're down to your ride, pal. 40 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,725 Gordie: Chris chambers was the leader of our gang 41 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,159 and my best friend. 42 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,536 He came from a bad family 43 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,084 and everyone just knew he'd turn out bad. 44 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,703 Including Chris. 45 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,290 That's not the secret knock. 46 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,543 Vern: I forget the secret knock. Let me in. 47 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,797 Both: Vern. 48 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,592 Vern: Come on, you guys, open up. 49 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:48,308 Oh, man, you guys are not gonna believe this. This is so boss. 50 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:52,225 Oh, man, wait till you hear this. Wait till you hear this. 51 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,351 You won't believe it. It's unbelievable. 52 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,943 Let me catch my breath. I ran all the way from my house. 53 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,816 All: / ran all the way home 54 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,885 come on. You guys, listen to me, 'cause this is boss. 55 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,241 Just to say I'm sorry 56 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,571 okay, forget it. I don't have to tell you nothing. 57 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,997 Hold on, you guys. Hold on. What is it, man? 58 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,325 Okay, great, you won't believe this, sincerely. 59 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,331 I ran all the way home 60 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,830 screw you guys. Forget it. 61 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,334 What is it? 62 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:24,010 I mean, if you tell your folks we're gonna tent out in my back field? 63 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,587 Yeah, I think so. 64 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,760 Except my dad's kind of on a mean streak. 65 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,387 He's been drinking a lot lately. 66 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,060 You got to, man. Sincerely, you won't believe this. 67 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,308 - Can you, gordie? - Yeah, probably. 68 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,731 So what are you pissing and moaning about, verno? 69 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,983 I knock. “What? 70 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,311 You liar! You ain't got no pat hand. 71 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,522 You didn't deal yourself no pat hand. 72 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,699 Make your draw, shitheap. 73 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,323 You guys want to go see a dead body? 74 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,542 Well, I was under the porch digging, you know? 75 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,829 Gordie: We all understood what vern meant right away. 76 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,921 Al the beginning of the school year, 77 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:04,217 he had buried a quart jar of pennies underneath his house. 78 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,011 He drew a treasure map so he could find them again. 79 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:11,011 A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. 80 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:15,054 Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months. 81 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,513 Nine months, man. 82 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,149 You didn't know whether to laugh or cry. 83 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,645 Jesus Christ, Billy. We gotta do something. 84 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,479 Why? Who cares? 85 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,440 Charlie: We saw him. Billy: So? 86 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,868 It ain't nothing to us. The kid's dead so it ain't nothing to him, neither. 87 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,947 And who gives a shit if they ever find him? I don't. 88 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,457 But it's that kid they were talking about on the radio. 89 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:39,878 Brocker or brower or flowers, whatever his name is. 90 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,539 The train must have hit him. 91 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,541 Big fucking deal. 92 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,927 Gordie: We had all followed the ray brower story very closely, 93 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,720 because he was a kid our age. 94 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,299 Three days before, he had gone out to pick blueberries 95 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,759 and nobody had seen him since. 96 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,594 Charlie: I think we should tell the cops. 97 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,931 You don't go squawking to the cops after you boosted a car, you idiot. 98 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,142 They're gonna want to know how the hell we got way out on back Harlow road. 99 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,773 Now they know we don't got no car. 100 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,544 It's best we just keep our mouth shut, and then they can't touch us. 101 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,857 Look, we could make an anonymous call. 102 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,318 They trace those calls, stupid. 103 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,075 I seen it on highway patrol and on dragnet. 104 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,413 Charlie: Yeah, right. 105 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,374 I just wish we never boosted that goddamn dodge. 106 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,042 I wish Ace had been with us. 107 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,649 We could've told the cops we was in his car. 108 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:22,833 Well, he wasn't! 109 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,415 - Are we gonna tell him? - We're not gonna tell nobody. 110 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,717 Nobody, never. You dig me? 111 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,711 Teddy: I know the back Harlow road. 112 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:29,885 It comes to a dead end by the royal river. 113 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,721 It comes to a dead end by the royal river. 114 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,049 The train tracks are right there. 115 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,226 Me and my dad used to fish for cossies out there. 116 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,993 Jesus Christ, man, if they would have known 117 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,375 you were under there, they would've killed you. 118 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,936 Could he have gotten all the way from Chamberlain to Harlow? 119 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,267 That's really far. 120 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,398 Sure. He must have started walking on the train tracks 121 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,967 and just followed them the whole way. 122 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,027 Teddy: Yeah. Yeah, right. 123 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:54,202 And then after dark, a train must have come along and... El smacko. 124 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,113 Yeah. 125 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,245 Hey. Hey, you guys, 126 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:03,791 I bet you anything that if we find him, we'll get our pictures in the paper. 127 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:06,339 - Yeah, we could even be on TV. - Sure. 128 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,132 We'll be heroes. Yeah. 129 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,801 I don't know. Billy will know I found out. 130 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,341 He's not gonna care. 131 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,112 'Cause it's gonna be us guys that find him. 132 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,312 Not Billy and Charlie hogan, and the boosted car. 133 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,264 They'll probably pin a medal on you, vern. 134 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,138 Yeah, you think so? 135 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,347 Sure. 136 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,482 What'll we tell our folks? 137 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,184 Exactly what you said. 138 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,770 We'll all tell our folks we're tenting out in your back field. 139 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,481 You tell your folks you're sleeping over at Teddy's. 140 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,488 Then we say we're going over to the drag races the next day. 141 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,410 We're rock solid until dinner tomorrow night. 142 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,534 Man, that's a plan-and-a-half. 143 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,537 But if we do find that kid's body over in south Harlow, 144 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,335 they'll know we didn't go to the drag races. We'll get hided. 145 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:45,958 Nobody will care 146 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,791 because everybody's gonna be so jazzed about what we found, 147 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,404 - it's not gonna make a difference. - Chris: Yeah. 148 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,170 My dad will hide me anyway, but hell, it's worth a hiding. 149 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:55,242 - Teddy: Shit, yeah. - Let's do it. What do you say? 150 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,551 - All right. - Gordie? 151 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:57,678 Sure. 152 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:58,849 Vern? 153 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,392 I don't know. 154 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,015 Vern. 155 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,222 Come on, verno. 156 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,640 Vern. 157 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,393 - Vern. Come on, verno. - Come on, verno. 158 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,944 - Okay. - Chris: All right. 159 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:13,694 All right! Too cool, too cool! Very cool! Very, very cool! Yes! 160 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,993 Gordie: I wanted to share my friends' enthusiasm, but I couldn't. 161 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,990 That summer at home, I had become the invisible boy. 162 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,877 Gordie: Mom, do you know where my canteen is? 163 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,336 Mom? 164 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,509 It's in Denny's room. 165 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,677 Oh. 166 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,763 Gordie: In April, my older brother, Dennis, 167 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,685 had been killed in a Jeep accident. 168 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,513 Four months had passed, 169 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:49,021 but my parents still hadn't been able fo put the pieces back together again. 170 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,828 Denny: Hey, gordie, I got something for you. 171 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,235 This, my friend, is for you. 172 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,111 But, Denny, this is your yankee cap. 173 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,784 No. No, no. This is your yankee cap. It's a good luck cap. 174 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,640 You wear that cap, you know how many fish we're gonna catch? 175 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,074 - How much? - A bazillion. 176 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,829 A bazillion fish. And it looks good on you, too. Just like that. 177 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,285 Hey, moe, I'm going blind. 178 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:51,712 Don't start with me, porcupine. Come here, give me a hug. 179 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:54,669 Mr. lachance: You found it 180 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:55,969 huh? 181 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,720 You found it. 182 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,672 Yeah. 183 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,723 Why can't you have friends like Denny's? 184 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,561 Dad, they're okay. 185 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,148 Sure, they are. A thief and two feebs. 186 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,233 Chris isn't a thief. 187 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,527 He stole the milk money at school. 188 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,692 He's a thief in my book. 189 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,378 Gordie: It was almost noon as we set out to find 190 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,680 the body of a dead kid named ray brower. 191 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,891 Chris: Right here's cool. 192 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,473 Hey, Chris. 193 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,730 - Thanks a lot. - Man: Sure thing. 194 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,274 - Gordo. - Hey, man. 195 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,940 - You want to see something? - Sure. What? 196 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,734 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 197 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,406 Come on, man. “What is it? 198 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,846 - Chris: Man, you've got to see this. - Come on, man. What is it? 199 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,661 Come on, what is it? 200 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,794 You want to be the lone ranger or the Cisco kid? 201 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,463 Walking, talking Jesus! 202 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:23,630 - Where'd you get this? - Hocked it from my old man's bureau. 203 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,264 It's a 45. 204 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,636 I can see that. 205 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,139 You got shells for it? Yeah. 206 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,065 I took all that was left in the box. 207 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,189 My dad'll think that he used them himself 208 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,066 shooting at beer cans while he was drunk. 209 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,362 - Is it loaded? - Hell, no. What do you think I am? 210 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,615 Both: Jesus! 211 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,788 Let's get out of here! Come on! 212 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,744 Gordie did it! Gordie lachance is shooting up castle rock! 213 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:54,918 Gordie: Shut up! 214 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:58,339 Hey, who did that? Who's letting cherry bombs off out here? 215 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,879 Oh, man, you should have seen your face. Damn, that was cool! 216 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,010 - That was really fine. - You knew it was loaded, you wet end! 217 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,717 I'm gonna be in trouble now. That tupper babe saw me. 218 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,123 Shit, gordie, she thought it was firecrackers. 219 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,308 I don't care. That was a mean trick, Chris. 220 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,605 Hey, gordie... 221 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,855 I didn't know it was loaded. 222 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,520 - Honest. - You swear? 223 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,863 Yeah, I swear. 224 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,613 On your mother's name? Yeah. 225 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,785 Even if she goes to hell 'cause you lied? 226 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,362 Yeah, I swear. 227 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,285 Pinkie swear? 228 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,622 Pinkie swear. 229 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,543 Hey, girls, where you going? 230 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,879 Hey, come on, man. My brother gave me that! 231 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,339 And now you're giving it to me. 232 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:51,221 Give it to me! Come on, man, that's mine! 233 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,186 You're a real asshole, you know that? 234 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,851 Oh. 235 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,896 Your brother's not very polite, eyeball. 236 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,353 Now, Christopher, 237 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,321 I know you didn't mean to insult my friend. 238 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,816 I know he didn't mean to insult me. 239 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:11,325 That's why I'm gonna give him the opportunity of taking it back. 240 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,243 - Onh, shit. - Take it back, kid. 241 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,252 Come on, man, stop it, you're hurting him. 242 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,670 You bastard! Let go, man. 243 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,089 - Gordie: Stop it, man! Cut it out! - Take it back, kid. 244 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,375 Gordie: Cut it out! Ace: Take it back. 245 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,758 You big... okay, okay, I take it back. I take it back. 246 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,471 There. 247 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,269 Now I feel a whole lot better about this. 248 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,768 How about you? 249 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,146 Good. 250 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,772 See you later, girls. 251 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,460 Come on, just forget them. 252 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,850 Vern: What do we need a pistol for, anyway? 253 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,555 It's spooky sleeping out at night in the woods. You might see a bear. 254 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,310 Or a garbage can. 255 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,562 I brought a comb. 256 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,396 What do we need a comb for? 257 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,858 Well, if we geton TV we want to look good, don't we? 258 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,034 - That's a lot of thinking, vern. “Vern: Thanks. 259 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,657 Two for flinching. 260 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,748 Vern: Ow! 261 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,160 Teddy: How far do you think it's gonna be? 262 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,499 If we follow the tracks all the way into Harlow, 263 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,833 it'll be about 20 miles. 264 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,589 Sound about right to you, gordie? 265 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,840 Yeah, it might even be 30. 266 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,382 Gee, maybe we should just hitchhike. 267 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,760 - No way, that sucks. - Why not? 268 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,307 We could go out to route seven to the Shiloh church, 269 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,937 then down the back Harlow road. We'll be there by sundown. 270 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,062 Teddy: That's pussy. 271 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,068 Vern: Hey, it's a long ways. 272 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,196 Teddy: Did your mother ever have any kids that lived? 273 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,899 What do you mean? 274 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:21,956 All: Have gun, will travel reads the card of a man 275 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:26,457 a knight without armor in a savage land 276 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,294 his fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind 277 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:36,008 a soldier of fortune is the man called paladin 278 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:41,601 we have to fill up at the junkyard. My dad said it's a safe well. 279 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,233 - Not if chopper's there. - If chopper's there we'll send you in. 280 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,729 Ha, ha. Very funny. 281 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,240 Hey, I'm kind of hungry. Who's got the food? 282 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,828 Oh, shit! Did anybody bring anything? 283 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,906 Not me. Gordie? 284 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,410 Oh! This is great. What are we supposed to do? Eat our feet? 285 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,705 You mean, you didn't bring anything, either? 286 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,040 Shit. This wasn't my idea. It was vern's idea. 287 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,375 Why didn't you bring something? 288 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,906 What am I supposed to do? Think of everything? I brought the comb. 289 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,158 Oh, great, you brought the comb. 290 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,076 What do you need a comb for? You don't even have any hair. 291 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,828 I brought it for you guys, when we get there. 292 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,137 Hey, hey, hey! 293 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,435 Let's see how much money we got. 294 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,106 Yeah, I got $1.02. 295 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,482 And 68 cents from Chris. 296 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,272 Sixty cents from Teddy. 297 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,829 Seven cents, vern? 298 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,703 I haven't found my pennies yet. 299 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,460 Well, $2.37 is not bad. 300 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,164 Quidaciolo's is at the end of that little road 301 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,418 that goes by the junkyard. 302 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,171 I think we can get some stuff there. 303 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,376 Train coming. 304 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,014 Geronimo! 305 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,602 Come on, Teddy. 306 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,145 No. Uh-uh. 307 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,015 I'm gonna dodge it. 308 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,895 Come on, Teddy, man. Get off the tracks. You're crazy. 309 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,655 Train dodge. Dig it. 310 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,072 Get the hell off the tracks, Teddy. You want to get yourself killed? 311 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,283 Just like the beach at normandy. 312 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,048 - Come on, man. Come on. - No, no! 313 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,254 Chris: Come on, man. Teddy: I'm gonna dodge the train! 314 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,304 Teddy: Don't tell me what to do or I'll kill you. 315 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,888 You son of a bitch! 316 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,106 I was just trying to save your life, man. 317 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,318 You want to kill yourself? Is that what you want, god damn it? 318 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,569 You tried to kill yourself. 319 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,744 I don't need no babysitter. 320 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,538 You do, too. 321 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,875 Skin it. 322 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,874 I could have dodged it. 323 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:19,049 Chris: Listen, Teddy, you can dodge it on the way back, man. 324 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,426 Peace. 325 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,761 Skin it. 326 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,308 You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain 327 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,539 gordie: About this time, 328 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,043 Charlie and Billy were playing mailbox baseball 329 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,124 with Ace and eyeball. 330 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,006 Ah, shit, I'm out. God damn it! 331 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,717 Shouldn't have gone for a wooden one. 332 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:06,012 Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole? 333 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,722 Billy, you're up. 334 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,099 Ah, you guys win. I don't want to play no more. 335 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,897 You can't quit. 336 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,818 We only played three innings. That'd be a non-official game. 337 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,278 Hey, Ace, uh, me and... 338 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,905 What's with you homos? You've been acting psycho all day. 339 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,113 What is it? 340 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,689 Then if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to finish this game 341 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,625 before I start collecting my goddamn social security, okay? 342 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,752 You're up, Billy. Move it. 343 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,043 All right, give me this fucking stick. 344 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,798 Let's play ball. 345 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,049 Eyeball: Foul ball. 346 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,657 Gordie: Hey, vern, looks like your ma's been out driving again. 347 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,902 Oh, that's so funny I forgot to laugh. 348 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,404 Stand back, men! 349 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,957 Paratroopers, over the side! 350 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:16,499 Gordie: "No trespassing” was enforced by Milo pressman, the junk man, 351 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,000 and his dog, chopper, 352 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,926 the most feared and least seen dog in castle rock. 353 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,722 Legend had it that Milo had trained chopper not just to sic, 354 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:29,266 but to sic specific parts of the human anatomy. 355 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:33,016 Thus, a kid who had illegally scaled the junkyard fence 356 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:37,521 might hear the dread cry, "chopper, sic balls!" 357 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,068 But right now, neither the dread chopper nor Milo 358 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,896 was anywhere in sight. 359 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,657 Teddy's crazy. 360 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,452 Where's the b.A.R.? Come on, men, move it out! 361 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,905 Yeah. He won't live to be 20, I bet. 362 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,874 Remember the time you saved him in the tree? 363 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,086 Yeah. 364 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,457 You know, I dream about that sometimes. 365 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,669 Except in the dream I always miss him. 366 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,467 I just get a couple of his hairs and down he goes. 367 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,714 It's weird. 368 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,670 Yeah, that is weird. 369 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,388 But you didn't miss him. 370 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,717 Chris chambers never misses, does he? 371 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,723 Not even when the ladies leave the seat down. 372 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:15,892 Hey, I'll race you. 373 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,474 - No, I don't think so. - Right to the pump, man. Come on. 374 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,195 - I'm kind of tired. Go! - Oh, you're a dead man, lachance! 375 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,822 It looks like lachance has got him this time. 376 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,445 He's got chambers beat. 377 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,992 But what's this? Chambers is making his move. 378 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,570 Lachance is fading and it's chambers at the tape. 379 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,496 The crowd goes wild. 380 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:46,927 Teddy: A 12-pointer. 381 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,416 Teddy: Hey, you guys been watching the Mickey mouse club lately? 382 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,440 All: Yeah. 383 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,561 I think Annette's tits are getting bigger. 384 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,062 - You think so? - Yeah, I think so. 385 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,393 Yeah, I think he's right. 386 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,278 I've been noticing lately that the a and the e 387 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,322 are starting to bend around the sides. 388 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,740 - Annette's tits are great. - Both: Yeah. 389 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,245 This is really a good time. 390 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,493 The most. 391 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,824 A blast. 392 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:20,252 Gordie: Vern didn't just mean being off-limits inside the junkyard 393 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,170 or fudging on our folks 394 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,965 or going on a hike up the railroad tracks to Harlow. 395 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,713 He meant those things, 396 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,796 but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it 397 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,051 everything was there and around us. 398 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:36,010 We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. 399 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:37,887 It was grand. 400 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,978 Great, spit at the fat kid. Real good. 401 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,025 What time is it, gordie? 402 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,819 Um, it's a quarter after one. 403 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,902 We'd better go get the food. Junkyard opens at 3:00. 404 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,487 Chopper'll be here. 405 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,747 Ooh, "sic balls." 406 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,492 You go. You could pick us up on the way back. 407 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,578 I'm not going alone. We should all go. 408 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:04,664 - I'm staying right here. - Yeah, man, I'm not going. 409 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:08,008 Girls, girls, girls, cool it. We'll flip for it. 410 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,380 Okay. 411 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,136 Odd man goes. 412 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,009 That's you, gordie, odd as a COD. 413 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,806 Flip or eat lead. 414 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,272 Vern: Four tails. 415 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:24,441 Oh, Jesus, man, that's a goocher. 416 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,631 - Oh, come on, vern. - That doesn't mean anything. 417 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,690 No, let's go again. 418 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,942 No, man, a goocher. That's really bad. 419 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,150 You remember when Clint bracken and those guys 420 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,109 got wiped out on weed hill in durham? 421 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,821 Billy told me they were flipping for beers 422 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:40,033 and they came up with a goocher just before they got into the car. 423 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,413 And, bang! They all got totaled. 424 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,162 I don't like this. Sincerely. 425 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:49,342 Verno, nobody believes that crap about moons and goochers. 426 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,170 It's baby stuff. Now, come on, flip again. 427 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,782 Come on baby, let the good times roll 428 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,516 you gonna flip or not? 429 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,681 Come on, vern, we don't have all day. 430 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,184 Come on baby, let the good times roll 431 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,981 you lose, gordie. 432 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,526 Gordie loses. 433 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,150 Old gordie just screwed the pooch. 434 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,236 Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you? 435 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,569 Gordie, go get the provisions, you morphodite. 436 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,246 Don't call me any of your mother's pet names. 437 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,577 What a wet end you are, lachance. 438 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:22,749 Shut up. 439 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,201 I don't shut up... 440 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,958 All: I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. 441 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,212 And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up. 442 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:32,960 All: Ooh! 443 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,844 Gordie: Finding new and preferably disgusting ways 444 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:39,926 fo degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard. 445 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,115 Ain't you Denny lachance's brother? 446 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,451 Yes, sir. 447 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,780 Shame what happened to him. 448 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:05,117 The Bible says, "in the midst of life we are in death." 449 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,956 Did you know that? 450 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,623 I lost a brother in Korea. 451 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,710 You look like your brother Denny. 452 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,511 People ever tell you that? 453 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:18,464 Sometimes. 454 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:24,182 I remember the year he was all-conference. 455 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:26,142 Quarterback, he played. 456 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,690 Boy, could he throw. 457 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,602 Father god and Sonny Jesus. 458 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,197 Could be some scouts at the game tomorrow. 459 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:41,950 - I don't know, pop. - Dad, could I have the potatoes? 460 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,560 Mr. lachance: That's what I hear, son. 461 00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,784 Mrs. lachance: Are you going to see Jane after the game? 462 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,413 I think she's a lovely girl. 463 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,415 Gordie: Dad, may I please have the potatoes? 464 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,963 Dorothy, don't talk to the boy about girls. 465 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:55,839 He shouldn't be thinking about girls. This is the biggest game of his life. 466 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,671 Dennis, when you're out there tomorrow... 467 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,535 Pop, did you read the story that gordie wrote? 468 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,844 Gordie wrote a story. 469 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,050 It was really good. 470 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:04,873 Mrs. lachance: What did you write, sweetheart? 471 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:08,731 Now, see, that's what I'm talking about. Football takes concentration. 472 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:12,105 You start in on the girls and his mind's all over the place. 473 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,606 Gordie, I really liked it. 474 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,563 I thought it was great. 475 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,718 Mr. lachance.: I don't want you interrupting me. 476 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,734 Now, you see I'm talking to the boy, don't you? 477 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,820 Storekeeper: You play football? 478 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,405 Hmm? 479 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,448 Do you play football? 480 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:29,709 No. 481 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,750 What do you do? 482 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,541 I don't know. 483 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,878 Yeah, well, your brother, Denny, sure could play football. 484 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,139 Here you go, kid. Buck-and-a-half of hamburger. 485 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:18,209 Hey! Hey, you, kid! What are you doing there? Come over here! 486 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:22,512 You, come back here, god damn it! I'll sic my dog on you. 487 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,885 - Run, gordie, run! - Run, gordie! 488 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,764 Milo: Chopper, sic him! Sic him, boy! 489 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,720 Gordie: Now, he said, "sic him, boy." 490 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:33,057 But what I heard was, "chopper, sic balls." 491 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,415 That's chopper? 492 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,455 Gordie: Chopper was my first lesson 493 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:55,333 in the vast difference between myth and reality. 494 00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:59,212 Come on, choppie. Kiss my ass, choppie. Kiss my ass. 495 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,089 Come on, bite shit. 496 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,388 Go on, choppie. Sic balls, choppie. 497 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:09,343 You kids, stop teasing that dog! You hear me? Stop teasing him! 498 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,430 Sonny, I'm gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that! 499 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,294 Yeah, I'd like to see you try and climb over this fence 500 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,900 - and get me, fat ass! - Don't you call me that! 501 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:19,979 You little tin-weasel peckerwood loony's son! 502 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,277 What did you call me? 503 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,781 I know who you are. You're Teddy duchamp. 504 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,203 Your dad's a loony. 505 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,702 A loony up in the nuthouse at togus. 506 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,909 He took your ear and he put it to a stove and he burned it off. 507 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,166 My father stormed the beach at normandy. 508 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,839 He's crazier than a shithouse rat. 509 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,838 No wonder you're acting the way you are, 510 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,760 with a loony for a father. 511 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:46,968 You call my dad a loony again and I'll kill you. 512 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:48,924 Loony, loony, loony. 513 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,887 I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck! 514 00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,188 - Chris: Come on, Teddy. - No, I'm gonna kill him! 515 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,857 You come on and try it, you little slimy bastard. 516 00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:00,256 He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you 517 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,341 and then take you to the cops. 518 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:04,072 You watch your mouth, smart guy. Let him do his own fighting. 519 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:07,401 Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass. 520 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,028 I know your name. 521 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,414 You're lachance. I know all you guys. 522 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,208 And all your fathers are gonna get a call from me. 523 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:18,537 Except for the loony up in togus. 524 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:23,045 - Come on, man. - I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! 525 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,406 Chris: Get him away from that man. You little foul-mouthed whoremaster. 526 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,840 You son of a bitch! 527 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,506 Milo: You come back here. 528 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,806 Come back here, you hear me? 529 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,009 - Nobody ranks out my old man. Milo: Come back here. 530 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,765 My father stormed the beach at normandy! 531 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:35,436 Milo: I said come back herel 532 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:38,766 - he stormed the beach, you faggot! Milo: Come back here. 533 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:50,076 We showed him. Thought we were a bunch of pussies. 534 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,904 He ranked my old man. 535 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,997 Gordie: I wondered how Teddy could care so much 536 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,791 for his dad who'd practically killed him 537 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,869 and I couldn't give a shit about my own dad 538 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,205 who hadn't laid a hand on me since I was three. 539 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,291 And that was for eating bleach under the sink. 540 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,341 He ranked my old man. 541 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:09,592 What do you care what a fat old pile of shit like him says about your dad? 542 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:12,425 He still stormed the beach at normandy, right? 543 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:13,599 Yeah, forget it. 544 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:16,099 Do you think that pile of shit was at normandy? 545 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,349 Forget it, all right? 546 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:20,023 He don't know nothing about your old man. He's just dog shit. 547 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:23,193 Whatever's between you and your old man, he can't change that. 548 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,145 Forget it, all right? Just forget it! 549 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:44,085 Have gun, will travel reads the card of a man 550 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,717 a knight without armor in a savage... 551 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:57,769 I'm sorry if I'm spoiling everybody's good time. 552 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,099 It's okay, man. It's okay. 553 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,026 I'm not sure it should be a good time. 554 00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:07,483 You saying you want to go back? 555 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:08,574 No. 556 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:13,736 But going to see a dead kid, maybe it shouldn't be a party. 557 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:17,914 Yeah, like if he's really bad. 558 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:21,038 Like all cut up and blood and shit all over him, 559 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,541 - I might have nightmares. - Come on, vern. 560 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:26,374 You know, like all guts and eyeballs all ready to jump and grab... 561 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,588 - Shut up, vern. God damn it! - Gordie: Come on, vern. 562 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:29,922 I can't help it. 563 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,424 Sorry. 564 00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:36,099 Gordie: It was only a quarter to three, 565 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:37,426 but it felt much later. 566 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,266 It was too hot and too much had happened. 567 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,935 We weren't even close to the royal river yet. 568 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:44,975 We were gonna have to get moving 569 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,812 if we were gonna make some real miles before dark. 570 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,819 I wonder, wonder who, who-ooh, who 571 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:52,945 who wrote the book of love? 572 00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:55,365 Who wrote the book of love? 573 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:56,849 Eyeball: Just hold still, will you? 574 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,534 Tell me, tell me, tell me 575 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,957 oh, who wrote the book of love? 576 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,535 I've got to know the answer 577 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:07,213 so, uh, what's with you and this Connie palermo chick? 578 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,256 Ah, I've been seeing her for over a month now, 579 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,551 and all she'll let me do is feel her tits. 580 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:15,096 She's a catholic, man. They're all like that. 581 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,970 You want to get laid, you gotta get yourself a protestant. 582 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,349 A Jew's good. 583 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,720 Man on radio: A klam news break. 584 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,890 We interrupt to bring you an update 585 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,647 on the search for the missing 12-year-old ray brower. 586 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:30,228 The police have expanded their efforts to include motton, 587 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,154 durham and the outlying areas. 588 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,922 Eyeball: Shit, when are they gonna give up? 589 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:36,076 The kid's gone. They're never gonna find him. 590 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,324 - Not where they're looking. - Billy: Hey. 591 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:40,696 Eyeball's right, Charlie, they ain't never gonna find him. 592 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,913 Would you hold still? You're making me fuck up the snake part. 593 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,412 I'll tell you how they're gonna find him. 594 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:50,215 Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak, 595 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,509 wind up pissing on his bones. 596 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,928 I bet you a thousand bucks they find him before that. 597 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:56,926 Bet you $2,000 they don't. 598 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:59,804 - Well, asshole... - Billy: Hey, what's the big deal? 599 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:02,978 - Who cares? - Would you two just shut the fuck up? 600 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,853 If either one of you assholes had $2,000, I'd kill you both. 601 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,797 Bob on radio: Hey, we're back here with the bossman, Bob cormier. 602 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,107 From the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax. 603 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:14,736 It's the chordettes, with lollipop. 604 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:23,373 Lollipop, lollipop oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 605 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:26,710 both: Lollipop, lollipop oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 606 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:29,879 lollipop, lollipop oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 607 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,752 lollipop - 608 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,250 badum bum bum 609 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:36,674 lollipop, lollipop oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 610 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,802 lollipop, lollipop oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 611 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,134 hey, I got some winstons. 612 00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:44,311 Hocked them off my old man's dresser. 613 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,388 One apiece for after supper. 614 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,390 Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. 615 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,985 That's when a cigarette tastes best, after supper. 616 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:53,152 Right. 617 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,990 Do you think I'm weird? 618 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,073 - Definitely. - No, man, seriously. 619 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:06,245 Am I weird? 620 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,752 Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird. 621 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,096 You ready for school? 622 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,218 No. 623 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,594 Junior high. 624 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:25,390 You know what that means. 625 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,808 By next June we'll all be split up. 626 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,311 What are you talking about? Why would that happen? 627 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:33,610 'Cause it's not gonna be like grammar school, that's why. 628 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,480 You'll be taking your college courses, and me, Teddy, and vern, 629 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,032 we'll all be in the shop courses with the rest of the retards 630 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,110 making ashtrays and birdhouses. 631 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:50,376 - Meet a lot of pussies is what you mean. - No, man. 632 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,579 Don't say that. Don't even think that. 633 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:54,960 I'm not going in with a lot of pussies, forget it. 634 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,500 Well, then you're an asshole. 635 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,711 What's asshole about wanting to be with your friends? 636 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,887 It's asshole if your friends drag you down. 637 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,091 You hang with us, you'll just be another wise guy with shit for brains. 638 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,477 You think mighty mouse could beat up Superman? 639 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,850 - What are you, cracked? - Why not? 640 00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:13,229 I saw the other day, he was carrying five elephants in one hand. 641 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,231 Boy, you don't know nothing. 642 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,236 Mighty mouse is a cartoon. 643 00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:18,780 Superman is a real guy. 644 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:21,358 No way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. 645 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,486 Yeah, maybe you're right. 646 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,740 Would be a good fight, though. 647 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:33,082 I mean, you could be a real writer someday, gordie. 648 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,755 Fuck writing! I don't want to be a writer. 649 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:38,208 It's stupid. It's a stupid waste of time. 650 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:39,338 That's your dad talking. 651 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,294 - Bullshit! - Bull-true! 652 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:44,256 I know how your dad feels about you. He doesn't give a shit about you. 653 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:47,093 Denny was the one he cared about, and don't try to tell me different. 654 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,892 You're just a kid, gordie. 655 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,648 Oh, gee. Thanks, dad. 656 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,814 I wish the hell I was your dad. 657 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,192 You wouldn't be going around talking 658 00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,823 about taking these stupid shop courses if I was. 659 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:09,118 It's like god gave you something, man. 660 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,120 All those stories that you can make up, 661 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:14,624 and he said, "this is what we got for you, kid. Try not to lose it." 662 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:18,252 But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. 663 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,756 And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should. 664 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,009 Vern: Come on, you guys, let's get moving. 665 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,183 Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore. 666 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:38,693 Everyday it's a-getting closer 667 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:42,110 going faster than a rollercoaster 668 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:46,781 love like yours will surely come my way 669 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,283 a-hey, a-hey-hey 670 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:53,116 everyday it's a-getting faster 671 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,703 everyone said, "go ahead and ask her” 672 00:36:56,798 --> 00:37:01,918 love like yours will surely come my way 673 00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:17,107 Any of you guys know when the next train is due? 674 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:20,063 We could go down to the route 136 bridge. 675 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,238 What? Are you crazy? That's five miles down the river. 676 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:26,691 You walk five miles down the river, you gotta walk five miles back. 677 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:28,196 That could take till dark. 678 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:31,451 We go across here, we can get to the same place in 10 minutes. 679 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,908 Yeah, but if a train comes, there's nowheres to go. 680 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,085 Hell there isn't. You just jump. 681 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,704 - Teddy, it's 100 feet. - Yeah, Teddy. 682 00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:43,049 Look, you guys can go around if you want to. 683 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,467 I'm crossing here. 684 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,045 And while you guys are dragging your candy asses 685 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,051 halfway across the state and back, 686 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:51,554 I'll be waiting for you on the other side, 687 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,555 relaxing with my thoughts. 688 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,850 You use your left hand or your right hand for that? 689 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,398 You wish. 690 00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,630 I lost the comb. 691 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,794 Forget it, vern. 692 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:48,708 Train! 693 00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:54,179 Oh, shit! 694 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,470 Move it, man! Go on! Move it! 695 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,760 Get up, vern! Damn it! 696 00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:01,770 Get up! Move it! 697 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:03,849 Shit, vern! 698 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,193 - Get up, man! - I don't want to. We're gonna fall. 699 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,276 We're gonna die, damn it! Get up! 700 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,946 Go. 701 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,530 Go, man! Go! 702 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:23,077 - Vern, you gotta go faster! - I can't, gordie! 703 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,172 Run! 704 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:36,594 Run. Run, man! Move your ass, man! 705 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,016 Faster! Move it! 706 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,135 Move it! Run, run! 707 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,808 Run! Gol 708 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,019 - run, god damn it, run! - Run, run, run! 709 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,150 Faster! 710 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:13,668 Hey, at least now we know when the next train was due. 711 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,428 Dom-dom dom-dom dom-de-doo-be 712 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:22,306 dom dom dom dom dom dom-de-doo-be 713 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:26,515 man, that was the all-time train dodge. Too cool. 714 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:28,937 Vern, you were so scared 715 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:30,881 you looked like that fat guy in abbott and costello 716 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:31,905 when he saw the mummy. 717 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,981 I wasn't that scared. 718 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,197 - Vern. - Come on. 719 00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:37,275 No, really, I wasn't. Sincerely. 720 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,906 Okay, then you won't mind if we check 721 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,058 the seat of your jockeys for hershey squirts, will you? 722 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:42,447 Go screw. 723 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,282 Hey, vern, you'd better turn yours over. 724 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:46,663 - This is the way I like to do it. - Chris: Fine. 725 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:48,870 Oh, man! Oh, no, man! 726 00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:50,375 You got any more, gordie? 727 00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:51,831 Sorry, vern. 728 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:54,008 This is not funny. What am I supposed to eat? 729 00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:57,178 - Why don't you cook your dick? - It'd be a small meal. 730 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:03,177 A-ha! Screw you guys, I got it. 731 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,451 Nothing like a smoke after a meal. 732 00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:24,656 Yeah, I Cherish these moments. 733 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:29,994 What? What did I say? 734 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,419 Hey, gordo, why don't you tell us a story? 735 00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:38,753 Oh, I don't know. 736 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,385 - Oh, come on. - Yeah, come on, gordo. 737 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,599 But not one of your horror stories, okay? 738 00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:47,429 I don't want to hear no horror stories. I'm not up for that, man. 739 00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,639 Why don't you tell us one about sergeant Steele 740 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,099 and his battling leathernecks? 741 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:54,439 Well, the one I've been thinking about is kind of different. 742 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,361 It's about this pie-eating contest. 743 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:59,532 The main guy of the story is this fat kid that nobody likes, 744 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:00,825 named davie hogan. 745 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,824 Like Charlie hogan's brother, if he had one. 746 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,075 Good, vern. 747 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:07,914 Go on, gordie. 748 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:12,837 Well, this kid, he's our age, but he's fat. Real fat. 749 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:17,418 He weighs close to 180, but you know, it's not his fault. It's his glands. 750 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:20,094 Oh, yeah, my cousin's like that. Sincerely. 751 00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,884 She weighs over 300 pounds. 752 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:24,716 Supposed to be a "hyboid" gland or something. 753 00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:27,894 I don't know about any "hyboid" gland, but what a blimp! 754 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,813 No shit. She looks like a Thanksgiving Turkey. 755 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,562 - And, you know, this one time... - Will you shut up, vern? 756 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,898 Yeah. Yeah, right. Go on, gordie. It's a swell story. 757 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,901 Well, all the kids, instead of calling him davie, 758 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,779 they call him lardass. Lardass hogan. 759 00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:45,782 Even his little brother and sister call him lardass. 760 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:49,991 At school they put this sticker on his back that says, "wide load." 761 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:53,829 And they rank him out and beat him up whenever they get a chance. 762 00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:56,130 But one day he gets an idea. 763 00:43:57,343 --> 00:44:02,133 The greatest revenge idea a kid ever had. 764 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,761 - Is this thing on? Can you hear me? - Crowd: Yeah! 765 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:11,688 Now, the next contestant in the great tri-county pie eat, 766 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,352 principal John wiggins. 767 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:26,661 And our celebrity contestant, from klam in Portland, 768 00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:30,539 the bossman himself, Bob cormier! 769 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:34,786 Thanks, man. 770 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:37,293 Hey, from the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax. 771 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:39,444 How about another double golden oldie twin-spin sound sandwich 772 00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:41,459 from klam in Portland? 773 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,840 It's... all: Boss! 774 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,136 Next, a newcomer to the pie eat, but one we expect 775 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:55,724 great things from in the future, young master David hogan. 776 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:04,691 - Are you all right, young man? - Hey, lardass, how was your trip? 777 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,490 I hear you got a big appetite, lardass. 778 00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:11,280 Don't even think about winning this. 779 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,454 Boy, are you fat. 780 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:18,750 Don't pay any attention to those fools, lardass. 781 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:20,172 Davie. 782 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,043 Together: Boom, ba-ba boom, ba-ba... 783 00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:30,974 Boom, ba-ba boom, ba-ba boom. 784 00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:36,352 And now, the one you've all been waiting for. 785 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:41,019 The four-time champion, our own bill Travis. 786 00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:49,903 Listen I got 10 riding on you myself, Billy boy. 787 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,489 All right. Are you ready? 788 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:57,163 Hands behind your backs, gentlemen. 789 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,245 Drum roll. 790 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:03,132 Both: Hey, lardass. Chow down, wide load. 791 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:07,257 Go! 792 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:15,640 Done! 793 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,159 Done! 794 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:33,495 Done! 795 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,410 Bill! 796 00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:36,870 Done! 797 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:41,124 You better pace yourself, if you want to hold out, boy. 798 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,213 Come on, lardass! 799 00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:48,462 Crowd: Lardass! 800 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,933 Gordie: What the audience didn't know, 801 00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:00,766 was that lardass wasn't really interested in winning. 802 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,896 What he wanted was revenge. 803 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:07,780 And right before he was introduced, he'd gotten ready for it. 804 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,859 Mayor grundy: Principal John wiggins. 805 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:23,129 And our celebrity contestant from klam in Portland, 806 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:27,550 the bossman himself, Bob cormier! 807 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,094 Bob: Hey, from the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax. 808 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:36,455 How about another double golden oldie twin-spin sound sandwich 809 00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:38,265 from klam in Portland? 810 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:39,436 It's... 811 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,763 Done. 812 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:43,190 Crowd: Lardass! Lardass! Lardass! 813 00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,393 Gordie: Diving into his fifth pie, 814 00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,854 lardass began to imagine that he wasn't eating pies. 815 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,398 He pretended he was eating cow flops 816 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,692 and rat guts in blueberry sauce. 817 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:54,614 Done. 818 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,695 Crowd: Lardass! 819 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,872 Gordie: Slowly, a sound started to build in lardass" stomach. 820 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:06,081 A strange and scary sound, 821 00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:09,383 like a log truck coming at you at 100 miles an hour. 822 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,774 Suddenly, lardass opened his mouth. 823 00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:29,361 And before bill Travis knew it, 824 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:33,862 he was covered with five pies' worth of used blueberries. 825 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,778 The women in the audience screamed. 826 00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:39,363 Bossman Bob cormier took one look at bill Travis 827 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,369 and barfed on principal wiggins. 828 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:44,122 Principal wiggins barfed on the lumberjack 829 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:45,373 that was sitting next to him. 830 00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:48,543 Mayor grundy barfed on his wife's tits! 831 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,966 But when the smell hit the crowd, 832 00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:54,678 that's when lardass' plan really started to work. 833 00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:57,055 Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. 834 00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:58,578 Kids barfed on their parents. 835 00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,308 A fat lady barfed in her purse. 836 00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:02,557 The donelley twins barfed on each other. 837 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,730 And the women's auxiliary barfed 838 00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:07,524 all over the benevolent order of antelopes. 839 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:11,312 And lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created. 840 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:17,201 A complete and total barf-o-rama. 841 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:27,579 - Vern: Too cool! Too cool! - Man, that was the best, just the best. 842 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,709 - Yeah. - Then what happened? 843 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,256 What do you mean? 844 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:33,083 I mean, what happened? 845 00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:37,091 What do you mean, "what happened?” that's the end. 846 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,090 How can that be the end? 847 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,892 What kind of an ending is that? What happened to lardass? 848 00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:43,894 I don't know. 849 00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:47,390 Maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of cheeseburgers. 850 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:50,101 Jeez, that ending sucks. 851 00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:54,230 Why don't you make it so that lardass goes home 852 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,815 and he shoots his father? 853 00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:59,744 Then he runs away and he joins the Texas rangers. How about that? 854 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,445 Uh, I don't know. 855 00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,405 Something good like that. 856 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:06,701 I like the ending. The barfing was really good. 857 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:09,961 But there's one thing I didn't understand. 858 00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:14,334 Did lardass have to pay to get into the contest? 859 00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:18,088 No, vern, they just let him in. 860 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:21,674 Oh. Oh, great, great story. 861 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:24,431 Yeah, it's a great story, gordie. I just didn't like the ending. 862 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:27,389 Hey, verno, where's the radio? Let's see if we can get some sounds. 863 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:28,563 Here. 864 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:34,900 Dom dom, dom do dom, ooby do 865 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,821 dom dom, dom do dom 866 00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:38,695 gordie: We talked into the night. 867 00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:42,574 The kind of talk that seemed important until you discover girls. 868 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,017 Gordie: All right. All right. 869 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:48,410 Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog. 870 00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:50,661 What's goofy? 871 00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:54,127 If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? 872 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,254 That's easy. Pez. 873 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,712 Cherry-flavored pez. No question about it. 874 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,633 Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog. 875 00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:08,349 I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. 876 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,773 There's no way anybody could know that much about opera. 877 00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:16,153 He can't be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car. 878 00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:19,607 Wagon train is a really cool show, 879 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:23,076 but did you ever notice that they never get anywhere? 880 00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:25,405 They just keep wagon-training. 881 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:28,415 God, that's weird. 882 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,709 What the hell is goofy? 883 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,459 Gordie: Not one of us mentioned ray brower, 884 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:37,382 but we were all thinking about him. 885 00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:45,049 Oh, my god. 886 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,759 Teddy: It's that brower kid. 887 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,015 His ghost is out walking in the woods. 888 00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:54,228 I promise I won't hock no more dirty books. 889 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,151 I promise I won't say no more bad swears. 890 00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:57,899 I promise I'll eat all my Lima beans. 891 00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:00,572 Two for flinching. 892 00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:06,620 What is it, Chris? 893 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,365 Maybe it's coyotes. 894 00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,708 Sounds like a woman screaming. 895 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:14,002 It's not coyotes. It's his ghost. 896 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,583 Oh, don't say that. 897 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,297 Hey, Teddy, sit down. 898 00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:20,000 I wanna go look for it. I want to see the ghost. 899 00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,255 Vern: Don't say that. 900 00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:23,783 Teddy: I just want to see it! I just want to see what he looks like. 901 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,344 Jesus h. Bald-headed Christ! 902 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:34,640 Maybe we should stand guard. 903 00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,313 Yeah, that's a good idea. 904 00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:42,027 Give me the gun. I'll take the first watch. 905 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:59,541 2300 hours. Corporal Teddy duchamp stands guard. 906 00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:06,005 No sign of the enemy. The fort is secure. 907 00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:09,429 Chris: Shut up, Teddy, and keep your eyes peeled. 908 00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:21,854 - Teddy, cut it out, okay? - Vern: I'm trying to sleep. 909 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:27,029 The dogfaces rested easy 910 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:29,783 in the knowledge that corporal Teddy duchamp 911 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:33,161 was protecting all that was dear to them. 912 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:34,287 Chris: Teddy. 913 00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:09,218 It should have been you, Gordon. 914 00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:13,724 Are you okay? 915 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:15,760 Huh? 916 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,186 You were dreaming. 917 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,400 I didn't cry at Denny's funeral. 918 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,039 I miss him, Chris. 919 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,166 I really miss him. 920 00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:43,037 I know. 921 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,379 Go back to sleep. 922 00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:32,965 Maybe you could go into the college courses with me. 923 00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,796 That'll be the day. 924 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:37,595 Why not? You're smart enough. 925 00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:39,142 They won't let me. 926 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:42,638 What do you mean? 927 00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:46,396 It's the way that people think of my family in this town. 928 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:47,851 It's the way they think of me. 929 00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:50,688 I'm just one of those low-life chambers kids. 930 00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,272 That's not true. 931 00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:54,275 Oh, it is. 932 00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:58,487 No one even asked me if I took the milk money that time. 933 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,831 I just got a three-day vacation. 934 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,546 Did you take it? 935 00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:11,501 Yeah, I took it. You knew I took it. 936 00:57:12,137 --> 00:57:13,718 Teddy knew I took it. 937 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,429 Everyone knew I took it. 938 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:18,427 Even vern knew it, I think. 939 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,431 But maybe I was sorry, and I tried to give it back. 940 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,729 You tried to give it back? 941 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:30,986 Maybe, just maybe. 942 00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:34,448 And maybe I took it to old lady Simons and told her, 943 00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,070 and the money was all there. 944 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:39,824 But I still got a three-day vacation, because it never showed up. 945 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,409 And maybe the next week, old lady Simons 946 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,867 had this brand new skirt on when she came to school. 947 00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:48,329 Yeah! Yeah, it was brown and had dots on it. 948 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:49,423 Yeah. 949 00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:51,965 So let's just say that I stole the milk money, 950 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:54,293 but old lady Simons stole it back from me. 951 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,092 Just suppose that I told this story. 952 00:57:57,516 --> 00:58:00,599 Me, Chris chambers, kid brother to eyeball chambers. 953 00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:02,677 Do you think that anyone would have believed it? 954 00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:03,931 No. 955 00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:05,683 And do you think that that bitch 956 00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:07,001 would have dared tried something like that 957 00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:08,503 if it'd been one of those douche bags 958 00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:10,609 from up on the view, if they had taken the money? 959 00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:12,527 - No way. - Hell, no. 960 00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:14,024 But, with me... 961 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:22,826 I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time. 962 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:26,033 Anyway, she saw her chance and she took it. 963 00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:30,082 I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. 964 00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:39,262 I just never thought... 965 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:43,888 I never thought that a teacher... 966 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,730 Oh, who gives a fuck anyway? 967 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:56,897 I just wish 968 00:58:57,784 --> 00:59:01,572 that I could go someplace where nobody knows me. 969 00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:15,090 I guess I'm just a pussy, huh? 970 00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:17,800 No way, man. 971 01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:06,095 Gordie: The freight woke up the other guys 972 01:00:06,186 --> 01:00:09,269 and it was on the tip of my tongue to tell them about the deer, 973 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:10,596 but I didn't. 974 01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:14,148 That was the one thing I kept to myself. 975 01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:17,314 I've never spoken or written of it until just now. 976 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:23,742 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 977 01:00:23,829 --> 01:00:24,944 whoa-oh-oh-oh 978 01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:28,030 jeez, gordie, how come you didn't get some breakfast stuff 979 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:31,083 like twinkies, and pez, and root beer? 980 01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:34,786 Sorry, vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could've gotten more 981 01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:36,746 for your seven cents. 982 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:41,714 Gordie: With our stomachs rumbling, we pressed on toward the royal river. 983 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:46,883 The reality of ray brower was growing, and kept us moving despite the heat. 984 01:00:48,103 --> 01:00:51,266 For me, the idea of seeing that kid's dead body 985 01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:53,722 was starting to become an obsession. 986 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,531 Chris: Gentlemen, the royal. 987 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,787 God, the tracks go way out of the way. 988 01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:16,712 If we cut across this field right here, we'll be there in an hour. 989 01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:20,294 I think we should stick to the tracks. 990 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:22,341 I say we go across the field. 991 01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,214 Gordie? 992 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:26,679 - Yeah. - Let's go. 993 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:30,183 Take no prisoners! 994 01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:34,388 Hey, you guys, it's a lot safer if we, uh... 995 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,149 Teddy: Come on, men. Let's take on the... 996 01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:40,568 Vern: You don't know what's in those woods. 997 01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:45,532 - Teddy: Let's go. We're gonna get... - Hey, you guys, wait up for me! 998 01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:53,102 Yip yip yip yip yip yip 999 01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:54,616 sha na na na, sha na na na na 1000 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,292 Ace, I gotta tell you something, 1001 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,179 but you gotta swear on your mother's good name 1002 01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,671 that you won't tell anybody. 1003 01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:00,873 You got it, pal. 1004 01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:06,504 Billy: Hey, eyeball, you know that brower kid? 1005 01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:08,255 Eyeball: What about him? 1006 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,965 I could tell you something about him, 1007 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,829 but you gotta swear on your mother's good name 1008 01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:13,138 you ain't gonna tell nobody. 1009 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,811 Gordie: Billy and Charlie had managed 1010 01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:17,856 to keep their enormous secret for about 36 hours. 1011 01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,808 A personal record for both of them. 1012 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:24,067 By noon, Ace and eyeball had told their secret to everybody in the gang. 1013 01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:25,488 I guess for those guys, 1014 01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,317 protecting their mother's good name wasn't a top priority. 1015 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:32,074 Hey, listen, Ace. Uh... Maybe me and Charlie shouldn't go. 1016 01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:34,622 Yeah, maybe you could go without us. 1017 01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:38,452 You guys are acting like my grandmother having a conniption fit. 1018 01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:39,911 I don't see your problem. 1019 01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:42,088 We go up with a whole bunch of fishing gear, 1020 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,819 and if a cop asks us what we're doing there, 1021 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,334 "we're just here to take a couple of steelhead out of the river 1022 01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:47,919 "and look what we found." 1023 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:50,972 Yeah, come on, man, we're gonna be famous. 1024 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:54,051 We're gonna be on every radio and TV show in the country. 1025 01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:56,185 I still don't think we should go. 1026 01:02:56,690 --> 01:02:59,272 Okay. Okay. 1027 01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:01,645 You've stated your position clearly. 1028 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,814 Now, I'm gonna state mine. 1029 01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:06,855 Get in the fucking car. Now! 1030 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:08,486 - Let's go. - Eyeball: Yeah, let's go. 1031 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:25,173 - I hate this shortcut. - "I hate this shortcut." 1032 01:03:27,679 --> 01:03:30,466 You flinched! Two for flinching. 1033 01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,017 But you flinched. 1034 01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:38,265 I know. Two for flinching. 1035 01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:00,743 How are we supposed to get across this? 1036 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:03,453 - We use you as a raft. - Very funny. 1037 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,092 Hey, you know, it's not that deep. We can walk across. 1038 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:29,313 I told you we should have stuck to the tracks. 1039 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:34,906 Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy? 1040 01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:37,780 I suppose this is fun for you. 1041 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,165 No, but this is. 1042 01:04:42,587 --> 01:04:43,872 Want some more? 1043 01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:47,414 - Vern: Stop it, come on! - Come on, Teddy, act your age. 1044 01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:48,589 This is my age. 1045 01:04:48,676 --> 01:04:51,509 I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once. 1046 01:04:51,596 --> 01:04:54,429 Yeah, but you're going to be stupid for the rest of your life. 1047 01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:56,177 - Ha! Rank-out! - Oh, that's it, chambers. 1048 01:04:56,267 --> 01:04:58,178 You just signed your own death warrant. 1049 01:04:58,269 --> 01:04:59,759 You die, chambers! 1050 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:06,102 Teddy: Get him! Get vern! 1051 01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:10,028 - Vern tessio dies! - Vern: No, Teddy, you're gonna die! 1052 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:16,405 Hey, where do you think you're going, lachance? 1053 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,361 - Teddy: Yeah, lachance? - Come on, you guys. 1054 01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:20,239 Pile on! 1055 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,620 Come on, you guys. I don't wanna do this. 1056 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:24,871 Chris: Pile on! 1057 01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:25,998 Get off! 1058 01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:30,545 - Sleeper hold. Sleeper hold. - Stop it. I'm serious. 1059 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:33,217 No one gets out of a sleeper hold. 1060 01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:35,260 Vern, there's something on your neck. 1061 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:37,430 Yeah, right, I'm not falling for that one, lachance. 1062 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:39,553 No, vern, there is something on your neck. 1063 01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:41,680 It's a leech. Leeches! 1064 01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:43,345 Oh, my god! 1065 01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,108 Leeches. Leeches. 1066 01:05:49,904 --> 01:05:51,144 Jesus Christ! 1067 01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:52,528 Oh, my god! 1068 01:05:57,537 --> 01:05:58,868 Get them off! 1069 01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,778 Vern: They're on me! 1070 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,310 Chris: Gordie, man, there's some on your back. 1071 01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:04,334 Gordie: Get them off! 1072 01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,139 Teddy: Oh, my god! They're all over my legs! 1073 01:06:07,088 --> 01:06:08,703 Are there any on mine, man? 1074 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,145 Oh, Chris. 1075 01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:31,893 Oh, shit, Chris. 1076 01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:35,780 Oh, shit, man. 1077 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,758 Gordie, man, are you okay? 1078 01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,174 - Can you hear me? - Teddy: Okay. 1079 01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,430 Chris: Gordie, are you there? 1080 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,095 Vern: Maybe he's dead. 1081 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,431 He's not dead. He's still breathing, you idiot. 1082 01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:10,561 Well, I don't know. 1083 01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:13,359 Hey, just cool it, you guys. He just fainted. 1084 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:14,905 Gordie? 1085 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,909 God, I never met anybody who fainted before. 1086 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:25,159 Maybe he made a bad mistake and looked at your face. 1087 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,706 Shut up, Teddy. 1088 01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,537 You okay, gordie? 1089 01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:31,494 - Yeah. - Chris: Let's go. 1090 01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:39,218 Chris: Maybe we should take gordie back. 1091 01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:42,092 Teddy: Oh, great, chambers, now you're turning pussy, too! 1092 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:43,619 Chris: What's your problem, duchamp? 1093 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:45,679 He had a leech hanging from his balls. He fainted. 1094 01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,039 Teddy: What are you? His mother? 1095 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:48,678 Chris: Eat shit. Teddy: You eat shit! 1096 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:49,933 Vern: Hey, hey, hey! 1097 01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:52,606 I think Chris is right. Let's go back. 1098 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,525 What a surprise! 1099 01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:56,694 The king of the pussies wants to go back, too. 1100 01:07:56,781 --> 01:07:58,692 - Stop calling me that. - What, "pussy?" 1101 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:00,423 - Stop it! Stop it! - Pussy! Pussy! Pussy! 1102 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:02,358 You four-eyed psycho! 1103 01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:03,943 Get off me! 1104 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:08,323 Vern: Two for flinching. Do you like it? Do you like it? Two for flinching. 1105 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:09,853 - Stop it. Vern: You like it, huh, Teddy? 1106 01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:13,040 - Chris: Come on, you guys. Break it up. - Stop it. Stop it! 1107 01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:23,546 I'm not going back. 1108 01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:30,811 - Idiot. - Shut up! Retard. 1109 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,727 Gordie: At the time, I didn't know why 1110 01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:40,029 I needed to see that body so badly. 1111 01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:43,738 Even if no one had followed me, I would have gone on alone. 1112 01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:48,829 Take out the papers and the trash 1113 01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:53,121 or you don't get no spendin' cash 1114 01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:59,958 no way, Ace! Not this time, man. No way! 1115 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:02,840 - Go for it, Vince. Go for it. - You want to race? Oh, yeah? 1116 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,766 Oh, my god, I got him. I got him. 1117 01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:20,437 You are history, guy. History! 1118 01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:22,817 - Fall back, Ace. - Come on, don't fuck around. 1119 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:29,362 - Jesus Christ, Ace! Fall back, man! - What are you doing? 1120 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,492 Charlie: Ace, fall back, man! 1121 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:35,918 We're gonna die! 1122 01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,509 Shit, man! Shit! 1123 01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,135 I won. 1124 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:54,604 Eyeball: You let him beat you, you cock-knocker. 1125 01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:06,441 Coming through the woods, I bet we saved over an hour. 1126 01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:11,074 Teddy? Yeah? 1127 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,199 Is this the back Harlow road? 1128 01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:16,753 Yeah. 1129 01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:19,329 The brower kid must be around here someplace. 1130 01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:21,790 Teddy, you and vern watch the left side of the tracks. 1131 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:24,045 - We'll take the right. - All right. 1132 01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:39,728 Vern: There he is! I see him! Look! 1133 01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,980 Look over there! I see him! I see him! 1134 01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:46,898 Gordie: None of us could breathe. 1135 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:50,781 Somewhere under those bushes was the rest of ray brower. 1136 01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:05,883 The train had knocked ray brower out of his keds, 1137 01:11:05,970 --> 01:11:08,882 just like it had knocked the life out of his body. 1138 01:11:08,973 --> 01:11:10,008 Jesus. 1139 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,804 Gordie: The kid wasn't sick. 1140 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,101 The kid wasn't sleeping. 1141 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,474 The kid was dead. 1142 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:36,330 Chris: Let's look for some long branches. 1143 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:37,657 We'll build him a stretcher. 1144 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:52,053 Gordie? 1145 01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:02,481 Why did you have to die? 1146 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,063 Vern: What's the matter with gordie? 1147 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:06,394 Chris: Nothing. 1148 01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:09,289 Why don't you guys just go over there and look for some branches, okay? 1149 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,360 Okay. 1150 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:24,246 Why did he have to die, Chris? 1151 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:29,084 Why did Denny have to die? Why? 1152 01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:31,878 I don't know. 1153 01:12:33,641 --> 01:12:35,973 - It should have been me. - Don't say that. 1154 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:38,722 - It should have been me. - Don't say that, man. 1155 01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:43,982 I'm no good. My dad said it. I'm no good. 1156 01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:45,649 He doesn't know you. 1157 01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:48,144 He hates me. 1158 01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:49,729 He doesn't hate you. 1159 01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:52,572 - He hates me. - No. 1160 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:54,400 He just doesn't know you. 1161 01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:57,491 He hates me. My dad hates me. 1162 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,825 He hates me. Oh, god. 1163 01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:28,271 You're gonna be a great writer someday, gordie. 1164 01:13:29,822 --> 01:13:34,156 You might even write about us guys, if you ever get hard up for material. 1165 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:55,966 I guess I'd have to be pretty hard up, huh? 1166 01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:58,968 Yeah. 1167 01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:04,262 Ace: What the fuck do you know about this? 1168 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:08,023 Son of a bitch! My little brother. 1169 01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:14,401 You wasn't planning on taking the body from us, was you, boys? 1170 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,616 Chris: You get away, man. 1171 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:19,576 We found him. We got dibs. 1172 01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:23,953 Aw, we better start running, eyeball. They got dibs. 1173 01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:26,326 We earned him, man. You guys came in a car. 1174 01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,001 That's not fair. He's ours. 1175 01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:30,250 "That's not fair. He's ours." 1176 01:14:30,508 --> 01:14:32,044 Well, not anymore. 1177 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:35,547 There are four of us, eyeball. You just make your move. 1178 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,503 Oh, we will. Don't you worry. 1179 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:45,348 Vern, you little son of a whore. 1180 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:48,727 - You was under the porch. - No. No, I swear it wasn't me. 1181 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,354 You little keyhole-peeping bung. 1182 01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:52,124 I ought to beat the living shit out of you. 1183 01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:00,822 You guys have two choices. 1184 01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:04,705 You either leave quietly and we take the body 1185 01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:08,076 or you stay and we beat the shit out of you. 1186 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,085 And we take the body. 1187 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,163 Besides, me and Billy found him first. 1188 01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:14,123 Yeah, vern told us how you found him. 1189 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:17,631 "Oh, Billy, I wish we'd never boosted that car." 1190 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,838 "Oh, Billy, I think I just turned 1191 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,692 "my fruit of the looms into a fudge factory." 1192 01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:24,217 - That's it. Your ass is grass! - Hold it. 1193 01:15:27,732 --> 01:15:29,893 Okay, chambers, you little faggot. 1194 01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:31,599 This is your last chance. 1195 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:34,560 What do you say, kid? 1196 01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:39,065 Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more? 1197 01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:44,954 You're dead. 1198 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:47,615 Come on, Chris, let's split. 1199 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:50,372 Chris: They're not taking him. Teddy: Come on, man, this is crazy. 1200 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:52,920 - They're not taking him. - He's got a knife, man. 1201 01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:55,418 Ace, come on, man. 1202 01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:02,338 You're gonna have to kill me, Ace. 1203 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:03,840 No problem. 1204 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:21,148 You're not taking him. Nobody's taking him. 1205 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:26,613 Come on, kid, just give me the gun before you take your foot off. 1206 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:30,658 You ain't got the sack to shoot a woodchuck. 1207 01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:33,244 Don't move, Ace. 1208 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,290 I'll kill you. I swear to god. 1209 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,881 Come on, lachance, give me the gun. 1210 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:47,342 You must have at least some of your brother's good sense. 1211 01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:56,234 Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood. 1212 01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:04,942 What are you going to do, shoot us all? 1213 01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:08,328 No, Ace, just you. 1214 01:17:18,843 --> 01:17:20,799 We're gonna get you for this. 1215 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:23,427 Maybe you will and maybe you won't. 1216 01:17:24,014 --> 01:17:25,299 Oh, we will. 1217 01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:41,486 We're not gonna forget this, if that's what you're thinking. 1218 01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:44,030 This is big time, baby. 1219 01:18:01,135 --> 01:18:02,796 "Suck my fat one?" 1220 01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:06,928 Whoever told you you had a fat one, lachance? 1221 01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:10,466 Biggest one in four counties. 1222 01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:12,559 Yeah. 1223 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:30,361 Are we gonna take him? 1224 01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:31,869 No. 1225 01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:35,582 But we came all this way. 1226 01:18:36,670 --> 01:18:38,251 We were supposed to be heroes. 1227 01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:41,877 Not this way, Teddy. 1228 01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:47,173 Chris, give me a hand. 1229 01:18:49,934 --> 01:18:52,175 Gordie: Ray brower's body was found, 1230 01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:55,386 but neither our gang nor their gang got the credit. 1231 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:56,895 In the end, we decided 1232 01:18:56,982 --> 01:19:00,065 that an anonymous phone call was the best thing to do. 1233 01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:07,489 We headed home. 1234 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:10,363 And although many thoughts raced through our minds, 1235 01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,115 we barely spoke. 1236 01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:19,042 We walked through the night and made it back to castle rock 1237 01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:22,121 a little past five o'clock on Sunday morning, 1238 01:19:22,216 --> 01:19:23,877 the day before labor day. 1239 01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:29,136 We'd only been gone two days but somehow the town seemed different. 1240 01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,096 Smaller. 1241 01:19:48,158 --> 01:19:49,398 Well... 1242 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:51,192 See you in school. 1243 01:19:52,579 --> 01:19:55,195 Yeah. Yeah. 1244 01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:57,038 See you in junior high. 1245 01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:12,181 A penny. 1246 01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:22,727 Well, guys, I better get home 1247 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,025 before my mom puts me on the ten most wanted list. 1248 01:20:33,871 --> 01:20:34,871 Hey, Chris? 1249 01:20:36,206 --> 01:20:37,867 No hard feelings, okay? 1250 01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:40,032 No way, man. 1251 01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:48,416 Gun, will travel reads the card of a man 1252 01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:53,508 a knight without armor in a savage land 1253 01:20:54,391 --> 01:20:58,555 his fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind 1254 01:21:04,568 --> 01:21:07,856 Gordie: As time went on, we saw less and less of Teddy and vern 1255 01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:12,190 until eventually they became just two more faces in the halls. 1256 01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:13,907 It happens sometimes. 1257 01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:17,570 Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. 1258 01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:22,078 I heard that vern got married out of high school, had four kids, 1259 01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:25,829 and is now the forklift operator at the arsenault lumber yard. 1260 01:21:25,923 --> 01:21:28,539 Teddy tried several times to get into the army, 1261 01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:30,340 but his eyes and his ear kept him out. 1262 01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,713 Last I'd heard, he'd spent some time in jail 1263 01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:35,672 and was now doing odd jobs around castle rock. 1264 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:47,141 I'm never gonna get out of this town, am I, gordie? 1265 01:21:48,862 --> 01:21:51,023 You can do anything you want, man. 1266 01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:55,278 Yeah, sure. 1267 01:22:03,877 --> 01:22:05,242 Give me some skin. 1268 01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:16,136 I'll see you. 1269 01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:17,929 Not if I see you first. 1270 01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:24,306 Gordie: Chris did get out. 1271 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:26,688 He enrolled in the college courses with me. 1272 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:30,313 And although it was haraq, he gutted it out like he always did. 1273 01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:33,483 He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. 1274 01:22:34,241 --> 01:22:36,948 Last week, he entered a fast-food restaurant. 1275 01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:40,194 Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument. 1276 01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:42,120 One of them pulled a knife. 1277 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:44,448 Chris, who had always made the best peace, 1278 01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:45,578 tried to break it up. 1279 01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,123 He was stabbed in the throat. 1280 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:50,329 He died almost instantly. 1281 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:12,392 Dad, can we go now? 1282 01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:16,526 - You ready? - Yeah, we've been ready for an hour. 1283 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,409 Okay, I'll be right there. 1284 01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:23,453 He said that a half hour ago. 1285 01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:26,623 Gordie's son: Yeah, my dad's weird. He gets like that when he's writing. 1286 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:31,601 When the night has come 1287 01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:35,859 and the land is dark 1288 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:41,525 and the moon is the only light we'll see 1289 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:47,529 no, I won't be afraid 1290 01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:51,663 oh, I won't be afraid 1291 01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:55,838 just as long as you stand 1292 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:58,210 stand by me 1293 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:03,262 so darlin', darlin', stand by me 1294 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:07,591 oh, stand by me 1295 01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:10,143 oh, stand 1296 01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:15,187 stand by me, stand by me 1297 01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:19,896 if the sky that we look upon 1298 01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:23,941 should tumble and fall 1299 01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:29,531 or the mountains should crumble to the sea 1300 01:25:32,002 --> 01:25:35,460 I won't cry, I won't cry 1301 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:39,540 no, I won't shed a tear 1302 01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:43,761 just as long as you stand 1303 01:25:43,847 --> 01:25:45,838 stand by me 1304 01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:51,185 and darlin', darlin', stand by me 1305 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:55,473 oh, stand by me 1306 01:25:55,942 --> 01:25:58,058 whoa, stand now 1307 01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:02,775 stand by me, stand by me 1308 01:26:34,690 --> 01:26:39,229 Darlin', darlin', stand by me 1309 01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:43,312 oh, stand by me 1310 01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:46,023 oh, stand 1311 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:50,820 stand by me, stand by me 1312 01:26:51,748 --> 01:26:55,741 if the sky that we look upon 1313 01:26:57,170 --> 01:26:59,331 should tumble and fall 1314 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:05,376 or the mountains should crumble to the sea 1315 01:27:07,764 --> 01:27:11,131 I won't cry, I won't cry 1316 01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:15,560 no, I won't shed a tear 1317 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:19,599 just as long as you stand 1318 01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:21,308 stand by me 1319 01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:27,197 and darlin', darlin', stand by me 1320 01:27:27,284 --> 01:27:31,197 oh, stand by me 1321 01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:33,745 whoa, stand now 1322 01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:38,496 stand by me, stand by me 1323 01:28:10,494 --> 01:28:15,079 Darlin', darlin', stand by me 1324 01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:19,078 oh, stand by me 1325 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:21,534 oh, stand 1326 01:28:22,881 --> 01:28:25,714 stand by me, stand by me