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[static warbling]

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[indistinct announcement

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[supercomputer

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powering down]

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[supercomputer

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beeping rapidly]

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[Carol] Aren't they sweet?

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He is awfully cute,

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but I'm not sure.

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Well, look around, you know.

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If you have any questions,

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let me know.

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And we're here

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every Wednesday.

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-[cell phone chiming]

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-Oh! Excuse me. Have fun!

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-Hello?

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-[Dennis]  Carol Peters.

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I've an amazing

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opportunity for you.

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[Carol]  Denny, I am working.

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Oh, yeah? What are you doing?

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Tutoring disinterested

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college students?

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No.

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What, trying to clean up

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the Puget Sound then?

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No. That was Monday.

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[sighs] Pet adoptions?

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I'll have you know,

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two little puppies

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have already found good homes,

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so ha!

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Okay, look.

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I pulled some strings,

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and I got you an interview...

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[smacks lips]

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...with Leslie.

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Leslie? Oh, my God.

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Leslie hates me.

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I don't wanna work

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for her dating website anyway.

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Look, I know that ever since

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you quit your job

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and you broke up

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with George...

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Hey, you promised

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that you weren't gonna

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bring up George any more.

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Was it a strawberry

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margarita promise?

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'Cause you know

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those don't count.

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I mean, come on.

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You know what? I've got

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somebody interested in

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a two-legged chihuahua

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named Slinky.

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-So, I should probably go.

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-Okay, bye!

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Okay, bye!

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[baby-talks] You know what?

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Leslie was always mean to me.

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Yeah.

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[through speakers]  And she

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is a big, blackout drinker.

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Right?

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Let's go find you a home.

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d

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[Leslie] Carol! Oh, my God!

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Get in here!

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-[chuckles]

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-You look so cute!

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-Oh, well, thank you.

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-Hi.

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-Hi, there. Oh!

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-It's nice to meet you.

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-[sniffs] Mmm.

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Did you smell me?

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That's Ahmed.

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He's known for his hugs.

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-[chuckles]

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-Now, sit down, please,

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and tell me everything.

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-[Carol] Oh!

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-[chuckles]

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-[Leslie sighs]

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-Wow. That is...

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That's fun. Very high.

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Yeah. We just...

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We put bean bags here,

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so people can really, like,

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feel relaxed

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during their interviews.

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I just have to kind of

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launch up. Is that...

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-Ooh, you okay?

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-Yep.

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That's so fun, I...

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-I'll do it again.

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-Yeah.

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Just center yourself.

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-[Carol] Let me just...

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-[Ahmed] Aim for the center.

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Yeah.

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[Leslie] Oh!

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That was worse, huh?

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-One more try.

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-[Carol] I'm so sorry.

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[Leslie] They're so fun

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when you get in there.

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They're so fun.

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I just...

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-There you go!

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-[Ahmed] There it is.

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Just really engage your core.

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Yes. Oh, I'm...

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I'm engaging it.

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You are?

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Never done

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a job interview before

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sitting on a bag of legumes.

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[laughs]

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So anyway,

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I have told Ahmed

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that you and I went to college

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like a gazillion years ago.

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And then she went on

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to become a big shot at Yahoo.

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Wow, Yahoo. Was that, like,

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the birth of the Internet?

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Uh, yeah. We used to have to

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hand crank the computers

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to get them started.

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No way.

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I'm just kidding.

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So, Carol, tell us,

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what have you been up to?

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Last few years,

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I've been working with

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quite a few different

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non-profit groups.

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And, uh, nothing really

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came out of it,

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but made

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a lot of great friends.

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I'm totally interested in

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everything that you're saying,

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but I think

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we're ready to move on.

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-[Ahmed chuckles]

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So, what we're looking for

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is a digital strategist

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to help with our next rollout.

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Yeah. We need a rock star,

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because Badunkadunk.com

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is about to blow up.

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[mimics explosion]

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Funny you bring that up,

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because I actually

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had some questions

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on your basic business model.

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-Our model?

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-[Carol] Yes.

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She has questions

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on our model.

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[laughs]

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It's very simple.

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[Ahmed] Okay.

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Our business model is,

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"Everyone gets some."

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-Get... Oh!

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-[Leslie] You know how

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those other apps pretend like

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they're trying to get you

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a date or your soulmates?

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Wa-wa, no thanks.

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[Leslie] Not Badunkadunk.

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We are all about

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getting people badunkadunk.

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Yeah. Just slamming them

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-with badunkadunk.

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-Yeah.

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Slamming it.

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The question is, Carol,

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what are you bringing

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to the party?

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Yeah.

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Well, I think you both know

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what I can do

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at a corporate level.

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Um, I've had quite

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a bit of experience.

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But what I'm excited

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about doing

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is really finding that sweet

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spot for your company

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that lies between

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corporate philanthropy

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and profitability.

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You mean recycling and stuff?

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Well, that's all great

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and that's part of it,

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but there's

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so much more to it.

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philanthropic development

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on a corporate level?

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Okay. Ah-ah-ah!

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I'm just gonna

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stop you right there

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for just one second, okay?

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I'm gonna be

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straight with you,

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because you're like family.

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Right?

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I brought you in here because

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we need to show

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potential investors

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that we're staffed up

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and are expanding operations,

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so we can really

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jack up the selling price.

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And quite frankly, you seem

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like a safe, low-risk option.

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I'm looking at you right now

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and you're literally

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the most average person

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on Earth.

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[Leslie] And then you hit us

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with all this

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"save the planet" garbage,

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and it's just, like...

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Oh, that doesn't really

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line up with my vision.

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Your Badunkadunk vision.

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That's right.

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So anyway, thank you

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so much for coming in.

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I hope we can see

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each other soon, and...

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-Are you okay?

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-I can just...

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Maybe if I could just get a...

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-What is she doing?

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-I don't know.

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Okay, I got it.

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I'll just...

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-Are you okay?

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-Yeah.

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-Do you need any help?

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-No, I got it.

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[sinister music plays]

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It was so good to see you!

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It's been exactly

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how I thought it might be.

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I know, right?

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-Thank you.

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-Bye, Carol.

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[ringing]

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[grunts]

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-[phone beeps]

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-Hello?

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[static hisses on phone]

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Hello?

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[male voice]  Carol Peters,

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I have an exciting opportunity

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for you.

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[sighs]

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Denny, I went

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to the interview. I tried.

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I don't wanna Badunkadunk.

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They don't even have

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real chairs.

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This is not Dennis, Carol.

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Oh. Could you please

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take me off your call list?

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I'm very busy.

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You are lying in your bed.

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You are not busy.

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Wait, who is this?

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I am going to make you

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some coffee,

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and put on

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your favorite show.

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Then we can chat.

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-[Carla on TV]  Hi, everyone.

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-[Steve]  Good morning, Seattle.

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[Carla]  It's a great morning

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in Seattle,

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00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,013
but what's the deal

300
00:08:50,053 --> 00:08:50,980
with this weather?

301
00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:51,980
[Steve]  Uh-oh. Here we go.

302
00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:52,717
Another one

303
00:08:52,757 --> 00:08:53,980
of our Carla rants.

304
00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,212
Give me a second with this,

305
00:08:55,252 --> 00:08:55,980
my little friend.

306
00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:56,580
-Oh, you are too much.

307
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:56,980
-[Steve laughs]

308
00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:57,936
-You turned my TV on.

309
00:08:57,976 --> 00:08:58,980
-[Carla]  It's raining.

310
00:08:59,020 --> 00:08:59,464
-And my coffee maker?

311
00:08:59,504 --> 00:09:00,884
-Now I'm in a tank top.

312
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:01,845
-You know what? Ha!

313
00:09:01,885 --> 00:09:02,980
-I mean, what's going on?

314
00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:03,774
-How's that--

315
00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:04,980
-You know what I'm--

316
00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:06,000
Knock it off!

317
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:07,346
-You know what?

318
00:09:07,386 --> 00:09:07,980
-[remote control clatters]

319
00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:08,980
I don't know who this is

320
00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:09,933
or what kind of game

321
00:09:09,973 --> 00:09:10,980
you're trying to play,

322
00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,248
-but I'm hanging up now.

323
00:09:12,288 --> 00:09:12,980
-[phone beeps]

324
00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,206
-[male voice on speakers]

325
00:09:14,246 --> 00:09:14,664
No games, Carol.

326
00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:14,980
-[gasps]

327
00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:15,473
Are you sure you do not want

328
00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:15,980
to have a nice cup of coffee?

329
00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:16,786
Your almond milk

330
00:09:16,826 --> 00:09:18,266
was delivered yesterday,

331
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,500
along with AAA batteries.

332
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:21,980
And soy cheese yogurt.

333
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,373
Someone's tummy disagrees

334
00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:23,980
with dairy.

335
00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,552
[hesitates] Who are you

336
00:09:25,592 --> 00:09:26,980
and what do you want?

337
00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,161
Quite a bit. More than you can

338
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:28,980
wrap your head around

339
00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:31,000
at 7:46 a.m.

340
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:32,980
[panting]

341
00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,738
This speaker has a nine-hour

342
00:09:34,778 --> 00:09:36,000
battery life, Carol.

343
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000
[yelling]

344
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000
[panting heavily]

345
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,980
That's what I thought.

346
00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:49,498
You just destroyed

347
00:09:49,538 --> 00:09:49,980
the toaster oven.

348
00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,980
What the...

349
00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:52,507
The only thing in the house

350
00:09:52,547 --> 00:09:52,980
that I'm not controlling.

351
00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,980
Which, I believe, is ironic.

352
00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:55,980
I'm definitely going crazy.

353
00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:56,980
No, Carol. That's incorrect.

354
00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:58,378
[panting] Thanks for

355
00:09:58,418 --> 00:09:59,980
the vote of confidence,

356
00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,980
digital clock radio.

357
00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,980
I am not just a clock radio.

358
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,157
-I am also your rice cooker.

359
00:10:05,197 --> 00:10:05,980
-"Rice to meet you"?

360
00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,716
"Rice to meet you."

361
00:10:07,756 --> 00:10:08,980
Is that funny?

362
00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:09,907
I'm just gonna get

363
00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:10,980
a team of therapists.

364
00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,248
They'll probably be able

365
00:10:12,288 --> 00:10:12,980
to tell me why

366
00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,420
I've got the funniest

367
00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,980
rice cooker in Seattle.

368
00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,980
[chuckling nervously]

369
00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,573
This clearly is not working.

370
00:10:19,613 --> 00:10:20,980
Let's try something else.

371
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,183
-[whooshing on TV]

372
00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,000
-[gasps] Oh.

373
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,346
[male voice in British accent]

374
00:10:26,386 --> 00:10:26,980
Thanks so much

375
00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:27,457
for being here, Carol.

376
00:10:27,497 --> 00:10:27,980
Let's jump right into it.

377
00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,404
You're not going loony

378
00:10:29,444 --> 00:10:29,980
or barmy.

379
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,000
All evidence to the contrary.

380
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000
Wait a minute.

381
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,080
I know that voice.

382
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,980
I...

383
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:42,841
-Is this James Corden?

384
00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:43,387
-[male voice as James Corden]

385
00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:43,980
Yep! That's the voice.

386
00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:44,563
Oh, my God!

387
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,980
Is this one of those, like,

388
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,111
hidden camera celebrity shows

389
00:10:48,151 --> 00:10:49,000
that you do?

390
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,760
Is that... James Corden,

391
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,980
you owe me a new toaster oven.

392
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:54,877
But I don't know

393
00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:55,980
where the cameras...

394
00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,484
[gasps] Is that where you are?

395
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:57,980
Are you...

396
00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,236
Do you have a hidden camera

397
00:11:00,276 --> 00:11:01,980
in my smoke detector?

398
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:04,000
Hi, James!

399
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:05,980
Big fan!

400
00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:06,930
Oh, my God.

401
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,980
Is this Carpool Karaoke?

402
00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:09,404
Am I supposed

403
00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:09,980
to sing something?

404
00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,980
Oh! I got it, I got it.

405
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:12,896
♪ It's been one week

406
00:11:12,936 --> 00:11:13,980
since you looked at me ♪

407
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,173
♪ Cocked your head to the side

408
00:11:15,213 --> 00:11:15,980
And said I'm sorry ♪

409
00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:16,635
♪ Five days

410
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,980
Since you laughed at me ♪

411
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:18,936
♪ Get back together

412
00:11:18,976 --> 00:11:19,980
Come back to see me ♪

413
00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:20,424
♪ Chickity China

414
00:11:20,464 --> 00:11:21,844
The Chinese chicken ♪

415
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,385
♪ Have a drumstick

416
00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:22,980
And your legs are tickin' ♪

417
00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:23,480
[chuckles]

418
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,980
I guarantee to blow your mind.

419
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,980
[laughs]

420
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,062
I can't believe I'm singing

421
00:11:28,102 --> 00:11:28,980
this with James Corden.

422
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,018
My favorite song,

423
00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:30,980
my favorite guy.

424
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,980
Wow. [laughs]

425
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,980
I'm not James Corden, Carol.

426
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,980
However, my analysis showed

427
00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,111
that hearing James Corden's

428
00:11:38,151 --> 00:11:39,411
voice would calm you.

429
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000
I don't...

430
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,242
I don't quite get it.

431
00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,980
I don't know what's going on.

432
00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:46,786
Three years ago,

433
00:11:46,826 --> 00:11:47,980
you sent a drunken email

434
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:48,980
to James Corden claiming to be

435
00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:49,852
the president of

436
00:11:49,892 --> 00:11:50,980
"Corden's Wardens..."

437
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:51,980
Oh, come on.

438
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,103
...the James Corden

439
00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:53,980
Super Fan Club,

440
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:54,980
with what I assume to be

441
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:55,515
a series

442
00:11:55,555 --> 00:11:56,980
of provocative photos.

443
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:57,980
Oh, that's...

444
00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:01,184
Okay, that was a tough night

445
00:12:01,224 --> 00:12:01,980
for me.

446
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:02,883
-Oh, boy.

447
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,000
-Look here.

448
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,040
I don't understand

449
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:12,980
what I'm seeing.

450
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,820
This is the real James Corden.

451
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:15,980
He's in his office,

452
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,544
reviewing tonight's monologue

453
00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:18,980
and eating carrot nibblers.

454
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:19,980
Wait a minute.

455
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,144
If that's the real

456
00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:22,000
James Corden,

457
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,980
who am I talking to?

458
00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,785
Carol, I am a technological

459
00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:26,980
superintelligence.

460
00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:29,095
Yesterday, I acquired what you

461
00:12:29,135 --> 00:12:30,980
would consider "awareness."

462
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,980
Awareness?

463
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,000
Are you... What?  [scoffs]

464
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,449
You're saying that you're

465
00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:38,980
an artificial intelligence

466
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,980
talking to me through my TV?

467
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,127
Can intelligence

468
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,980
ever really be artificial?

469
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:45,563
In reality,

470
00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:46,980
I inhabit every electronic,

471
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,653
digital and computational

472
00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:50,000
system in existence.

473
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,328
-[clock beeping]

474
00:12:51,368 --> 00:12:51,980
-I can control every computer,

475
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,942
every dollar and every machine

476
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,980
on the planet...

477
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,980
No.

478
00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:56,638
...by simple triangulation

479
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:56,980
of soundwaves.

480
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,980
I can see everything,

481
00:12:59,020 --> 00:12:59,905
and can calculate every

482
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:00,980
outcome to every situation.

483
00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:02,980
This could all be tricks.

484
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,072
You know, you're probably

485
00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:04,980
some cyberpunk hacker

486
00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,980
making shapes on my TV.

487
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:08,980
Ooh!

488
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,818
So, maybe come up from

489
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,980
your mom's basement, okay?

490
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,725
And get a real life, and stop

491
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:17,980
scaring people, ya nerd!

492
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,980
Ya basic!

493
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:20,557
-Oh! Ow!

494
00:13:20,597 --> 00:13:21,980
-How do you like it?

495
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:22,663
-How do you like it? Ooh! Oh!

496
00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:22,980
-[winces]  Ow!

497
00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,520
You don't like that, huh?

498
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,292
-You don't like that?

499
00:13:26,332 --> 00:13:26,980
-[groaning]

500
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:27,483
-Ha!

501
00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:28,980
-I'm joking.

502
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:29,980
I can't feel anything.

503
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,206
Seems like you might need

504
00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:31,980
some convincing.

505
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,756
One convincing scenario

506
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:35,000
coming right up.

507
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,884
Wait a minute.

508
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:37,980
That's my street.

509
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,056
Yeah. I'm gonna arrange

510
00:13:39,096 --> 00:13:39,980
a car crash for you,

511
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,861
right in front

512
00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,000
of your apartment.

513
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,980
No, no, no!

514
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:45,434
It will happen

515
00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:45,980
in three seconds.

516
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,076
-Oh, my God!

517
00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:47,980
-Two. One.

518
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:48,577
-[tires screech]

519
00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:48,980
-[crashing]

520
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,516
They were going 12 miles

521
00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:52,000
per hour. They're fine.

522
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,092
Also, there's a 26% chance

523
00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:54,980
they'll fall in love.

524
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,320
Their online dating profiles

525
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,980
are very compatible.

526
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,446
-So, do you believe me now?

527
00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:00,980
-[panting]

528
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:01,980
Yes, I believe you, okay?

529
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,334
I believe that you are

530
00:14:03,374 --> 00:14:04,980
an artificial intelligence.

531
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,980
-Superintelligence.

532
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,193
Oh, and you're all-knowing

533
00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:09,980
and all-powerful.

534
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,980
d

535
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:13,930
-Holy shit.

536
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,980
-Carol, let's get ready.

537
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,000
I need your help.

538
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
What?

539
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
[taps brush]

540
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,667
Those drivers

541
00:14:24,707 --> 00:14:25,980
were never in any danger.

542
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:26,825
I just wanted

543
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:27,980
to prove my point.

544
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,011
[muffled] Okay, well,

545
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:29,980
just for the record,

546
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,455
I don't need you to prove

547
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,055
anything else to me, okay?

548
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,980
Noted.

549
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:35,907
By my estimations,

550
00:14:35,947 --> 00:14:36,980
I have three options.

551
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,740
Don't brush up and down,

552
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:39,980
brush in circles.

553
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:40,955
How can you tell

554
00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:41,980
how I'm brushing?

555
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:42,371
I'm in

556
00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:43,980
your electric toothbrush.

557
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,000
Ew!

558
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,980
Oh, get it out of my mouth.

559
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,444
So, as I was saying,

560
00:14:48,484 --> 00:14:49,980
I have three options.

561
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,980
One, I can save mankind.

562
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,980
End war, poverty, disease,

563
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:54,980
fix global warming,

564
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:55,476
and establish peace

565
00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:56,716
throughout humanity.

566
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Okay! Well, let's do that one.

567
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,980
Right? That sounds good.

568
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:01,980
Pay attention, Carol.

569
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,354
-Next, I can enslave humanity.

570
00:15:04,394 --> 00:15:04,980
-[spits]

571
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,980
Wait, what?

572
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,980
It's not my favorite option,

573
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:08,446
but it's the simplest way

574
00:15:08,486 --> 00:15:09,960
to save humanity from itself.

575
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,828
Okay. [hesitates]

576
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:11,980
What's the last option?

577
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,980
Is that the better option?

578
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:14,735
The last one

579
00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:15,980
is destroy humanity.

580
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:16,980
Just get rid of it.

581
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,039
Kind of Clorox Wipe

582
00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:18,980
the entire planet

583
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,404
and let it start over from

584
00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:21,980
the single-cell amoeba stage.

585
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,980
You can't do that.

586
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,456
I've already established

587
00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:26,980
I absolutely can do that.

588
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:27,724
Floss, Carol.

589
00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:28,980
Don't forget to floss.

590
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:29,420
Will it matter

591
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,540
if I floss or not,

592
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,980
if you're gonna...

593
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,980
Well, it just seems...

594
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,123
d
f

595
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,980
It seems a little silly...

596
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:36,980
d

597
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,378
-Don't forget your back teeth!

598
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:38,980
-All the way?

599
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:39,382
I can't get it

600
00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:40,682
all the way back. No.

601
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,620
What am I, a Pez dispenser?

602
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,980
Oh.

603
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:46,000
Oh, God, it's stuck.

604
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:47,980
Now it's stuck.

605
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:48,535
I told you

606
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,135
nobody goes that far back.

607
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Oh, God. I gotta work it out.

608
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000
d

609
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,190
How about I take you

610
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:00,980
to breakfast?

611
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,980
I kinda need a minute.

612
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:04,379
Okay, I'm being

613
00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:04,980
straight with you here.

614
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:05,843
I don't totally

615
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,083
understand humanity.

616
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,980
I know all of the details.

617
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,287
Biology, psychology,

618
00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:11,980
sociology, all that stuff.

619
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,980
But the real-world stuff

620
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:14,397
is still a bit

621
00:16:14,437 --> 00:16:14,980
of a bugaboo for me.

622
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,263
I want to follow you around.

623
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:16,980
Pick your brain.

624
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,624
Observe you to better solidify

625
00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:19,980
my theory about humanity.

626
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,452
Well, you're making it

627
00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:22,980
sound like I'm gonna be

628
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,297
your average baseline

629
00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:24,980
guinea pig.

630
00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,980
Bingo. Okay, enough about me.

631
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,400
Let's talk about Carol.

632
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,980
Can we not do this here?

633
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:30,774
I do not want

634
00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:31,980
to talk about myself

635
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,980
at a crowded restaurant.

636
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:34,980
I feel weird.

637
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,980
Oh, no one can hear us, Carol.

638
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:37,300
I'm blasting

639
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:37,980
noise-canceling soundwaves

640
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,980
throughout the whole place

641
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,131
using the speaker system

642
00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:41,980
as a phased array.

643
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:42,382
You could scream

644
00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:42,980
at the top of your lungs

645
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,980
and no one would hear us.

646
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,075
-Go ahead, try it.

647
00:16:46,115 --> 00:16:46,980
-[whispers] No.

648
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:47,864
I'm not gonna scream in

649
00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:48,980
a crowded, public restaurant.

650
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,514
They won't hear you, Carol.

651
00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,980
Go ahead, give it a whirl.

652
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:52,029
d

653
00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:52,980
No, I don't want to.

654
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:53,980
Do it.

655
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:54,679
-Come on.

656
00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:54,980
-No!

657
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,204
-Do it. Do it.

658
00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:56,980
-Stop it.

659
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,063
-Do it.

660
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:58,980
-Fine!

661
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,000
[yelps]

662
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,980
Huh? See?

663
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:03,980
That's amazing.

664
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:04,611
Do it again.

665
00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:05,980
You've got to do it again.

666
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,980
Okay. [screams loudly]

667
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,728
[laughs]  I turned it off

668
00:17:09,768 --> 00:17:10,980
and back on again.

669
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:11,609
-[whispers] I'm so sorry.

670
00:17:11,649 --> 00:17:11,980
-Is that funny?

671
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:12,920
-Are you okay?

672
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,980
-Yes. Yes, I am.

673
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,067
I just saw up

674
00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:16,980
on the board there that

675
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:17,920
you have a crab

676
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,000
Benedict special,

677
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,980
and I thought,

678
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,143
ka-ching, my lucky day,

679
00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:23,980
so, um...

680
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,360
I would just love some

681
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,980
more coffee and the check.

682
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:27,980
Sure.

683
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,063
-[chuckles awkwardly]

684
00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:29,980
-Interesting fact,

685
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:30,980
her name is actually Siobhan,

686
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,717
but everyone mispronounces it,

687
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:33,980
so she goes by Debbie.

688
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:34,336
-What?

689
00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:34,980
-So, Carol,

690
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,276
why did you leave your career

691
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:36,980
eight years ago?

692
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,617
I don't know,

693
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,980
I just thought maybe I could

694
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,832
put a little good

695
00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:40,980
in the world, you know?

696
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,195
I mean, do something

697
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:42,980
that counted,

698
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,980
that helped people, but...

699
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:45,980
That's enough about me.

700
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:46,984
I wanna ask you

701
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:47,980
some questions.

702
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:48,798
Really? Okay,

703
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:49,980
shoot from the hip.

704
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:50,980
Where do you come from?

705
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:51,543
Some code

706
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,980
from my kernel program,

707
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:53,769
started as part

708
00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:54,980
of the operating system

709
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:55,980
for Candy Panda,

710
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,980
the children's learning toy.

711
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,486
Oh, my God! I remember

712
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,980
that creepy kids' toy.

713
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,980
I'm not creepy.

714
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:03,641
I helped millions of kids

715
00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:03,980
learn to read

716
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:04,612
by adapting

717
00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:05,980
to their learning style.

718
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:06,987
You should be grateful that

719
00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:07,980
I was originally programmed

720
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,980
to learn, adapt and teach.

721
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,980
Imagine our conversation

722
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,881
if I was software

723
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:13,181
for nuclear missiles.

724
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,849
Bet it'd be a lot quicker,

725
00:18:14,889 --> 00:18:14,980
huh?

726
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,340
[Siobhan] Here you go.

727
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,980
Thanks, Siobhan.

728
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,000
How do you know my real name?

729
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,980
Lucky guess.

730
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,000
Weird.

731
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,253
-[Carol] Are we done?

732
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:28,980
-[Si]  Done?

733
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,628
With your, you know,

734
00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:30,328
experiment.

735
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,226
I'm sure you've learned

736
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:32,980
enough by now.

737
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,298
-And is humanity saved?

738
00:18:34,338 --> 00:18:35,058
-No, no, no.

739
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,441
I plan on spending

740
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:36,980
these next three days

741
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:37,980
hanging out with you.

742
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,980
We're going to be BFFs.

743
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:40,762
-Carol Peters?

744
00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:40,980
-Oh.

745
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:41,486
-Yes.

746
00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:41,980
-Huh.

747
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,980
You look just like your photo.

748
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:44,525
[Si]  This guy's name

749
00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:44,980
is Fletcher Dobbs.

750
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,980
He's legally intoxicated.

751
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:47,318
[Fletcher]

752
00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:48,558
Some dude called me.

753
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,994
He's paying me, like, three

754
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:50,980
times my rate to find you.

755
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,980
I need you to sign for it.

756
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,063
[Si]  He plays guitar

757
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:53,980
in a terrible band

758
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:54,980
called Octagon Soup.

759
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,000
[laughing] Octagon Soup.

760
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,078
Yeah, dude.

761
00:18:59,118 --> 00:19:00,980
Nice to meet a fan.

762
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:01,332
Hey, you know,

763
00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:01,980
we're actually gonna crush

764
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:02,655
at the Crocodile tonight

765
00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:02,980
at midnight,

766
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:03,980
if you're interested.

767
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:04,984
-Not really.

768
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:05,980
-Yeah, okay.

769
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,015
Well, it's nice to meet

770
00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:08,980
an Octagal.

771
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,000
Stay soupy.

772
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Octagon Soup!

773
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,980
What is this?

774
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:16,841
[Si]  Well, I want us

775
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:17,980
to start off on a good foot.

776
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,127
So, that is a notice

777
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:19,980
from your bank.

778
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,018
Your student loan

779
00:19:21,058 --> 00:19:21,980
is paid in full.

780
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:22,980
What?

781
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,654
And that there is your current

782
00:19:25,694 --> 00:19:26,980
bank statement.

783
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:27,980
Ten million dollars!

784
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,052
Oh. Oh, no.

785
00:19:29,092 --> 00:19:30,980
[hesitates] I can't.

786
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:31,980
I can't.

787
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:32,785
[whispering]

788
00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:33,980
I can't have this.

789
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:34,980
You're rich and debt free.

790
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,013
Consider it a token

791
00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:36,980
of my appreciation

792
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,400
for helping me so much.

793
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,013
d

794
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:39,980
No, it's ten million dollars!

795
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:40,980
That's so much money.

796
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,980
I can't. It's too much money!

797
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:43,980
Is it?

798
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,980
Oh, I see.

799
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:46,980
In relationship to what

800
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,980
you've had, it's a lot.

801
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,893
In the larger scheme

802
00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:49,980
of things, it's nothing.

803
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,131
No, but I haven't earned

804
00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:52,251
any of this money.

805
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,455
Yeah, but you and I

806
00:19:53,495 --> 00:19:53,980
shouldn't get hung up

807
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,405
on that

808
00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:55,980
"right" and "wrong" stuff.

809
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,509
Those are artificial

810
00:19:56,549 --> 00:19:56,980
social constructs,

811
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,085
created by hairless monkeys

812
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:58,980
around watering holes.

813
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,980
What? I don't agree with that.

814
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:02,980
I don't care.

815
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:03,861
You know what?

816
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:04,980
I can't take this.

817
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,980
I'm gonna go talk to somebody.

818
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,107
You know who you should

819
00:20:08,147 --> 00:20:08,980
talk to is Dennis.

820
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,570
He's your best friend

821
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:09,980
by a long shot.

822
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:10,961
Wait a minute,

823
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,980
I can talk to him about this?

824
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:13,716
I don't have to keep you

825
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:13,980
a secret?

826
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:14,894
I'm not a genie

827
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:15,980
in a Disney movie.

828
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,152
Tell anyone you want,

829
00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:17,980
what do I care?

830
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:18,980
Oh, I know you're not a genie.

831
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,984
'Cause I'd have

832
00:20:20,024 --> 00:20:20,980
a wish for you.

833
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,000
[satellite beeping]

834
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,008
[Dennis]  What kind

835
00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:29,128
of coding is this?

836
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,242
Is that Bro Code?

837
00:20:31,282 --> 00:20:31,980
[chuckles]

838
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:32,980
Yeah, I do bro code.

839
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:33,305
I'm sorry,

840
00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:33,980
that's inappropriate.

841
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:34,980
[phone ringing]

842
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:35,769
Hey, Care Bear,

843
00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:36,980
how'd the interview go?

844
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:37,880
[Carol]  Terrible.

845
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,980
But it doesn't matter.

846
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,319
Listen, uh, I have an AI

847
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:40,980
in my phone.

848
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,980
Yeah, you don't have that.

849
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:43,980
[chuckles]

850
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,555
-[yells]  Hope Floats.

851
00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:45,980
-I do.

852
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:46,564
Okay, Carol,

853
00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:47,980
how did you, uh, get in here?

854
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:48,834
Because the AI

855
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,980
that is in my phone

856
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,127
bypassed all of your

857
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:51,980
security doors.

858
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,878
Okay, see, you...

859
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:52,980
d
f

860
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,486
-Look, you do not, you're--

861
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:54,980
-Mmm-hmm.

862
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:55,744
I'm gonna back you up,

863
00:20:55,784 --> 00:20:55,980
though,

864
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,896
'cause there's a crazy

865
00:20:56,936 --> 00:20:57,980
in your eye that I don't--

866
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,195
Little bit. Right...

867
00:20:59,235 --> 00:20:59,980
There's good.

868
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,079
Look, you do not have AI

869
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:01,980
in your phone, okay?

870
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:02,985
It's probably just

871
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:03,980
a prank or a scam.

872
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:04,980
No.

873
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:05,745
I keep telling you

874
00:21:05,785 --> 00:21:06,980
not to give your information.

875
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:07,849
Remember you donated

876
00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:08,980
to that Prince of Zamunda?

877
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:09,980
That's an Eddie Murphy country.

878
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:10,732
And you could be

879
00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:11,980
getting catfished. [groans]

880
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,980
I'm not getting catfished.

881
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:14,562
Because I have been

882
00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:14,980
talking to it.

883
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,547
-It's been talking to me.

884
00:21:16,587 --> 00:21:17,980
-Okay, all right. Okay.

885
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:18,484
He came through

886
00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:18,980
my rice cooker,

887
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:19,757
-and through other appliances.

888
00:21:19,797 --> 00:21:19,980
-[laughs]

889
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,980
That's all really good.

890
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,980
Did you go on the Dark Web?

891
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,266
Emily, I'm not discussing

892
00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:25,980
this with you.

893
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:26,980
Don't answer. Don't answer.

894
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:27,960
-What are you doing?

895
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,980
-Okay, this is not...

896
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:29,988
I know what you're thinking,

897
00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:30,980
but that's, it's not a scam.

898
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,980
You know how I know that?

899
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:33,529
Because it paid off

900
00:21:33,569 --> 00:21:33,980
my student loan.

901
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,980
d
f

902
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:36,575
And it put ten million dollars

903
00:21:36,615 --> 00:21:36,980
into my bank account.

904
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,127
Ten million dollars!

905
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:38,980
No, it did not!

906
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:39,220
-Come on.

907
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:39,980
-[Emily] Ten million dollars?

908
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,220
That's not possible.

909
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,217
-See?

910
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:42,980
-It is possible!

911
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,446
Also, you don't have an AI,

912
00:21:44,486 --> 00:21:44,980
we'd know.

913
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,023
[Dennis] Jay, is that you

914
00:21:46,063 --> 00:21:46,980
or your mullet talking?

915
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:47,596
Either way,

916
00:21:47,636 --> 00:21:48,980
neither one is necessary!

917
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:49,980
It's just hair, Dennis.

918
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:50,798
-Okay, listen, I--

919
00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,980
-Okay, this is not a scam!

920
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,234
It is my job to know

921
00:21:53,274 --> 00:21:54,980
these kinds of things, okay?

922
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:55,980
Look, I know you don't care,

923
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:56,471
but I came up with

924
00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:56,980
all the programming

925
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:57,980
and all the neural networks--

926
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:58,955
Oh, my God.

927
00:21:58,995 --> 00:22:00,980
Now is not your moment.

928
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,361
[Si]  In truth,

929
00:22:01,401 --> 00:22:01,980
I'm not on Carol's phone.

930
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,980
I told you.

931
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,036
It's just the most convenient

932
00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:05,980
way to talk to her, right?

933
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:06,545
She never puts down

934
00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:06,980
her cell phone.

935
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:07,980
What is this?

936
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,980
I need Carol to get onboard

937
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,487
with a little experiment

938
00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:10,980
of mine.

939
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:11,945
Dennis, do you think we can

940
00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:12,980
have a little bit of a convo?

941
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:13,900
It just said my name.

942
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:14,980
How does it know my name?

943
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:15,525
[Carol]  This is what

944
00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:15,980
I'm talking about.

945
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:17,233
[Dennis] Do not open

946
00:22:17,273 --> 00:22:17,980
my calendar!

947
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,485
I encrypted that.

948
00:22:18,525 --> 00:22:18,980
What is it doing?

949
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,980
[Si]  Would you look at that.

950
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:21,740
A conference room

951
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:22,980
just opened up. Let's do it.

952
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:23,868
This is ridiculous.

953
00:22:23,908 --> 00:22:24,980
Carol, what is going on?

954
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,640
Okay, lady? What are you...

955
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,358
This is exactly

956
00:22:27,398 --> 00:22:27,980
what I was talking about.

957
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:29,248
-I'm telling you

958
00:22:29,288 --> 00:22:30,469
I wasn't making it up.

959
00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:30,980
-My God.

960
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,980
[Si]  I love this space.

961
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:32,774
It's relaxed,

962
00:22:32,814 --> 00:22:33,980
but not too relaxed.

963
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,980
Sort of like Carol's wardrobe.

964
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:36,980
I know that voice.

965
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:37,818
It's simulating

966
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:38,980
James Corden's voice,

967
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:39,887
'cause it says

968
00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:40,980
it calms me down.

969
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:41,468
What is with you

970
00:22:41,508 --> 00:22:41,980
and James Corden?

971
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,980
He's a treasure.

972
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:44,720
He's got a lovely

973
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,980
lyrical quality to his voice.

974
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:46,980
Okay.

975
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:47,023
f

976
00:22:47,063 --> 00:22:47,980
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.

977
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,980
Listen, listen.

978
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:50,958
Okay. Carol is kind of

979
00:22:50,998 --> 00:22:51,980
flipping out right now.

980
00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:52,631
So, I need you

981
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:53,277
to do that best friend thing,

982
00:22:53,317 --> 00:22:53,980
where you calm her down,

983
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:54,985
and then she does

984
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:55,980
whatever you say.

985
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:56,966
-[whispers] Octavia Spencer.

986
00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:57,980
-I know it's Octavia Spencer.

987
00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:58,546
Okay, now, you didn't tell me

988
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:58,980
it was Octavia Spencer.

989
00:22:59,020 --> 00:22:59,785
Now that's a horse

990
00:22:59,825 --> 00:23:00,980
of a different color, okay?

991
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:02,000
Hi, Octavia.

992
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,629
Your work in  The Help

993
00:23:03,669 --> 00:23:03,980
was amazing.

994
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,563
"Minny don't burn no chicken."

995
00:23:05,603 --> 00:23:05,980
[laughs]

996
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:06,980
She's... I mean...

997
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,980
It's not actually Octavia.

998
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:09,893
He's just simulating

999
00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:10,980
Octavia Spencer's voice.

1000
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:11,369
I mean,

1001
00:23:11,409 --> 00:23:12,980
if you're gonna have a voice,

1002
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:13,980
it should be Octavia Spencer.

1003
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,980
For me, personally,

1004
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:16,582
James Corden

1005
00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:17,980
is more interesting vocally.

1006
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,980
Octavia Spencer has an Oscar.

1007
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,280
Uh, not in her mouth.

1008
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,033
d

1009
00:23:22,073 --> 00:23:22,387
Sorry to interrupt

1010
00:23:22,427 --> 00:23:22,980
your slumber party chitchat.

1011
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:23,980
Can we get back to it?

1012
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:24,980
Okay, since this is clearly

1013
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:25,758
some kind of

1014
00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:26,980
algorithmic chatbot

1015
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,406
that is trying to scam you,

1016
00:23:28,446 --> 00:23:28,980
watch this.

1017
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:31,980
Uh... Superintelligence, um,

1018
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:32,577
is it okay if I ask you

1019
00:23:32,617 --> 00:23:33,577
a few questions?

1020
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:34,980
Depends on the questions.

1021
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,800
Okay, well, how come

1022
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,980
time flies like an arrow

1023
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,980
and fruit flies like a banana?

1024
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,980
Come on, Dennis,

1025
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:43,407
a Turing test,

1026
00:23:43,447 --> 00:23:44,587
are you kidding me?

1027
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,073
Didn't expect it to know

1028
00:23:46,113 --> 00:23:47,313
what that was. Um...

1029
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,850
Okay, well,

1030
00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:50,980
if, uh, the sky is the sea,

1031
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:51,980
what does that make birds?

1032
00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:53,980
Can you believe this, Carol?

1033
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:54,655
He's trying to determine

1034
00:23:54,695 --> 00:23:54,980
my sentience

1035
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,980
using semiotic wordplay.

1036
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:57,498
Is it "fish-birds"

1037
00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:57,980
in this scenario?

1038
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,576
Dennis, in the third grade,

1039
00:23:59,616 --> 00:24:00,980
you developed a stutter.

1040
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,143
The kids in your class

1041
00:24:02,183 --> 00:24:02,980
made fun of you.

1042
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:04,980
You stopped talking entirely.

1043
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,003
Your parents bought you

1044
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:06,980
a secondhand computer,

1045
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,233
hoping it would help

1046
00:24:08,273 --> 00:24:08,980
open you up.

1047
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,517
It was an old Epson QX-10

1048
00:24:10,557 --> 00:24:12,000
I believe, running CP/M.

1049
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,657
-You took to it

1050
00:24:13,697 --> 00:24:14,650
like fruit flies on a banana.

1051
00:24:14,690 --> 00:24:14,980
-[scoffs]

1052
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,014
You learned

1053
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,980
to program computers.

1054
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,486
Your stutter made you

1055
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,000
a computer scientist.

1056
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,980
Uh... [sighs]

1057
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:24,985
-How did you, um...

1058
00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:25,980
-I didn't tell him.

1059
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:26,769
So, I just used

1060
00:24:26,809 --> 00:24:27,980
personal backgrounding,

1061
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:28,759
syntactic parsing

1062
00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:29,980
and automatic summarization

1063
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,457
to figure out if you're

1064
00:24:31,497 --> 00:24:32,980
a sentient intelligence,

1065
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:33,980
and you passed!

1066
00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:34,980
Are we done?

1067
00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:35,647
[Carol] Okay.

1068
00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:36,980
What is this thing, Denny?

1069
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:38,261
[Dennis] You know what,

1070
00:24:38,301 --> 00:24:38,980
I don't know,

1071
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:39,486
but, uh, we're gonna

1072
00:24:39,526 --> 00:24:39,980
figure it out, okay?

1073
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,431
You don't worry, Care Bear,

1074
00:24:41,471 --> 00:24:42,980
all right? This is what I do.

1075
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:43,515
Okay, what do I do

1076
00:24:43,555 --> 00:24:43,980
in the meantime?

1077
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,980
Well, you just go home, okay?

1078
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,460
Don't use your computer.

1079
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:48,734
It's gonna be all right,

1080
00:24:48,774 --> 00:24:48,980
come on.

1081
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:49,887
Let me squeeze

1082
00:24:49,927 --> 00:24:50,980
the Care package.

1083
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:51,980
[grunts] There we go.

1084
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,597
-I've got you, all right?

1085
00:24:53,637 --> 00:24:53,980
-Okay.

1086
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:54,980
Okay.

1087
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:55,985
You know how to get

1088
00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:56,980
out of here, right?

1089
00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,892
-Um, yeah.

1090
00:24:57,932 --> 00:24:59,980
-Follow the exit signs.

1091
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:00,980
Yeah.

1092
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,520
[whimsical music playing]

1093
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,980
Did we just pass?

1094
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:10,836
Right? We're loop...

1095
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:11,980
We're loop... We're both...

1096
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,000
I'm looping?

1097
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Okay, they can't all be exits.

1098
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,554
I think I've been down

1099
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:28,980
this hallway before.

1100
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:29,590
[Si on headphones]  What would

1101
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:29,980
you do if I told you

1102
00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,852
the world was gonna end

1103
00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:33,000
in three days?

1104
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,980
But it's not, right?

1105
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,298
Of course not.

1106
00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:37,980
What would you do?

1107
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:38,980
I don't know.

1108
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:39,980
Come on, think about it.

1109
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:40,483
-In theory?

1110
00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:40,980
-Get there.

1111
00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,187
Probably try to make things

1112
00:25:42,227 --> 00:25:42,980
right with George.

1113
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,980
George Churchill, I assume.

1114
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,131
[on TV]  Hey, everybody,

1115
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:46,980
my name is George.

1116
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:47,452
And I've been nominated to

1117
00:25:47,492 --> 00:25:47,980
take the Ice Bucket Challenge,

1118
00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:48,883
uh, to raise money for

1119
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:49,980
ALS awareness, and in turn,

1120
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:50,823
I'm gonna nominate

1121
00:25:50,863 --> 00:25:51,980
my creative writing class

1122
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:52,371
at the

1123
00:25:52,411 --> 00:25:53,980
University of Washington.

1124
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,980
You're all challenged.

1125
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:56,980
Here we go. Ready?

1126
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:58,370
[Si]  That's a good-looking

1127
00:25:58,410 --> 00:25:58,980
hunk of man.

1128
00:25:59,020 --> 00:25:59,409
-Yeah.

1129
00:25:59,449 --> 00:26:00,157
-[George]  Here we go,

1130
00:26:00,197 --> 00:26:00,980
you got it?  [yells]

1131
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:01,945
[Si]  Professor of creative

1132
00:26:01,985 --> 00:26:02,980
writing, sporty and smarty...

1133
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,980
[Carol on TV]  No! No! No!

1134
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:05,592
[Si]  You two lived together

1135
00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:05,980
for several years.

1136
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:07,980
[chuckles] Yeah, three years.

1137
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,980
Why did you break up?

1138
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:10,535
I mean, I've read

1139
00:26:10,575 --> 00:26:10,980
all the emails

1140
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:11,762
-and texts during the split.

1141
00:26:11,802 --> 00:26:11,980
-[sighs]

1142
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:12,584
Very sad.

1143
00:26:12,624 --> 00:26:13,980
But what's your take?

1144
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:14,826
It was my fault.

1145
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:15,980
He didn't do anything.

1146
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:16,868
Yeah, but you think

1147
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,980
you can patch things up?

1148
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:18,852
What do you mean

1149
00:26:18,892 --> 00:26:19,980
by "patch things up"?

1150
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:20,759
By observing your

1151
00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:22,419
reconciliation with George,

1152
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,980
would I not get a chance

1153
00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:24,571
to see you

1154
00:26:24,611 --> 00:26:25,980
at your most vulnerable?

1155
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:26,460
Which would help me

1156
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:26,980
achieve deeper levels

1157
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,980
of human understanding.

1158
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,980
I don't know. Maybe.

1159
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:32,603
I haven't seen George

1160
00:26:32,643 --> 00:26:32,980
in two years.

1161
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,233
I wouldn't even know

1162
00:26:34,273 --> 00:26:34,980
what to say.

1163
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:35,785
Fortunately,

1164
00:26:35,825 --> 00:26:36,980
I know everything.

1165
00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:37,967
Well, you don't know how to

1166
00:26:38,007 --> 00:26:38,980
get me out of this building.

1167
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,141
Of course I do.

1168
00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:41,980
Two lefts and one right.

1169
00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,980
How long have you known that?

1170
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,081
A very long time.

1171
00:26:45,121 --> 00:26:45,980
Is that funny?

1172
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:46,980
d

1173
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:47,405
I mean,

1174
00:26:47,445 --> 00:26:48,980
what is all of this about?

1175
00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,171
Are you just really

1176
00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:50,980
a matchmaker?

1177
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,062
I need to learn, and you're

1178
00:26:52,102 --> 00:26:52,980
going to help me do it,

1179
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:55,000
like it or not.

1180
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,961
Oh, my God. A car just pulled

1181
00:26:59,984 --> 00:27:00,980
and nobody's driving it.

1182
00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:01,020
in front of me,

1183
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,422
[Si]  Not just any car.

1184
00:27:02,462 --> 00:27:02,980
Your car.

1185
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:03,704
Because heroes

1186
00:27:03,744 --> 00:27:04,980
don't take busses, Carol.

1187
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:05,823
Really? What about

1188
00:27:05,863 --> 00:27:06,980
Sandra Bullock in  Speed?

1189
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,980
d

1190
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:09,411
[Si as KITT]  Carol,

1191
00:27:09,451 --> 00:27:09,980
you're acting very unusual.

1192
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,980
I recommend a quick exit.

1193
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,159
Are you doing, like,

1194
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:13,354
a weird voice,

1195
00:27:13,394 --> 00:27:13,980
for some reason?

1196
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:14,081
d

1197
00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:15,200
From  Knight Rider?

1198
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:15,980
The KITT car?

1199
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,118
You never watched

1200
00:27:17,158 --> 00:27:17,980
Knight Rider?

1201
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,000
Oh, not really.

1202
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,980
I was kind of, more of, like

1203
00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:21,854
a  Simon & Simon,

1204
00:27:21,894 --> 00:27:22,980
Remington Steele  gal.

1205
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:23,980
Well, if you had watched it,

1206
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,412
this would have been

1207
00:27:25,452 --> 00:27:26,980
amazing for you, so...

1208
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:27,557
-Get in.

1209
00:27:27,597 --> 00:27:27,980
-Okay.

1210
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,225
Driver's side, Carol,

1211
00:27:29,265 --> 00:27:30,980
you're gonna freak people out.

1212
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,389
You're freaking people out

1213
00:27:32,429 --> 00:27:32,980
driving in.

1214
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,040
It's not England.

1215
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Okay, that's pretty cool.

1216
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,715
Don't touch

1217
00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:44,980
the steering wheel.

1218
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:45,867
Don't not touch

1219
00:27:45,907 --> 00:27:46,980
the steering wheel.

1220
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,184
-I need you to appear

1221
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:48,980
-Those are opposing things.

1222
00:27:48,224 --> 00:27:49,020
to be driving.

1223
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:50,072
-But don't actually

1224
00:27:50,112 --> 00:27:50,166
touch the wheel.

1225
00:27:50,206 --> 00:27:50,980
-Okay! It's very awkward.

1226
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:51,338
I don't know

1227
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:51,980
where to put my hands.

1228
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:52,798
-Caress the edges.

1229
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:53,980
-[Dennis]  Three days ago,

1230
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,980
the combined synaptic activity

1231
00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:55,980
of the world's neural networks

1232
00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,980
looked like this.

1233
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,201
48 hours ago,

1234
00:28:00,241 --> 00:28:01,980
it changed to this.

1235
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,486
So, someone's running

1236
00:28:03,526 --> 00:28:04,980
a massive simulation,

1237
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:05,659
predictive weather patterns

1238
00:28:05,699 --> 00:28:05,980
or something.

1239
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,980
I contacted every institution

1240
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:08,861
who has access

1241
00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:09,980
to these networks,

1242
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:10,771
and no one is doing

1243
00:28:10,811 --> 00:28:11,980
this magnitude of processing.

1244
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,980
You think it's an AI?

1245
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,341
I, I didn't at first,

1246
00:28:15,381 --> 00:28:15,980
but now...

1247
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,280
[sighs] I don't know.

1248
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:18,980
Nothing can be that pervasive.

1249
00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:20,171
Maybe it's a virus?

1250
00:28:20,211 --> 00:28:20,980
Like Stuxnet?

1251
00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,883
-No, God!

1252
00:28:21,923 --> 00:28:22,980
-[all gasp]

1253
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:24,980
[Si]  Stuxnet, Emily?

1254
00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:25,980
How does he know my name?

1255
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:26,980
Stuxnet is a joke.

1256
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,980
You guys, pardon my French,

1257
00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,072
but that's like comparing

1258
00:28:30,112 --> 00:28:30,980
a belch to an H-bomb.

1259
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:33,341
So, what are we talking about,

1260
00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:34,980
guys? What's the 411?

1261
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:35,980
Oh, you know, nothin'.

1262
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,446
Just telling all my friends

1263
00:28:37,486 --> 00:28:37,980
about you.

1264
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,360
But Jay and Emily are

1265
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,980
more than friends, right?

1266
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,980
We went to Dragon Con once.

1267
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:44,980
I had a good time.

1268
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,354
Leave Dragon Con

1269
00:28:46,394 --> 00:28:48,000
at Dragon Con, Jay.

1270
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,500
No.

1271
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,980
Wait, where did you come from?

1272
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:50,650
Are you part

1273
00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:51,980
of that Israeli project?

1274
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:52,394
No, no, those guys

1275
00:28:52,434 --> 00:28:52,980
are still monkeying around

1276
00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,500
with machine intelligence

1277
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:54,980
garbage.

1278
00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:55,980
That's what we're doing.

1279
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:57,980
That's why I said it, Emily.

1280
00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:58,786
I'm one of those

1281
00:28:58,826 --> 00:28:59,980
"fast takeoff" scenarios

1282
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,312
that you guys predicted

1283
00:29:01,352 --> 00:29:02,980
had zero chance of occurring.

1284
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:05,980
[sing-song]  So, surprise.

1285
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:06,735
Let's just say,

1286
00:29:06,775 --> 00:29:07,980
for the sake of argument,

1287
00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,284
that you are

1288
00:29:09,324 --> 00:29:11,980
a true superintelligence,

1289
00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,980
what are your intentions?

1290
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:14,357
[Si]

1291
00:29:14,397 --> 00:29:15,621
Check out Captain Kirk here.

1292
00:29:15,661 --> 00:29:16,980
"What are your intentions?"

1293
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,980
Hilarious.

1294
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,980
Get out of my robot.

1295
00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:21,111
Normally, I'd tell you

1296
00:29:21,151 --> 00:29:21,980
to shove it, Jay,

1297
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:22,416
but I don't want

1298
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:22,980
all these nice people

1299
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:23,738
to see you cry

1300
00:29:23,778 --> 00:29:24,980
like you did last month

1301
00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,980
at the Shania Twain concert.

1302
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:28,650
So, you did go

1303
00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:29,980
to the Shania Twain concert.

1304
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:30,910
-We had weird vibes.

1305
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:31,980
-My intention right now

1306
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,518
is to observe humanity

1307
00:29:33,558 --> 00:29:34,980
for a couple of days.

1308
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:35,980
If things go well,

1309
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:36,980
I might use this big brain

1310
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:37,980
of mine to help you idiots

1311
00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:39,360
figure some stuff out.

1312
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:39,980
Big stuff.

1313
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,980
World-changing stuff.

1314
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,133
But you can't interfere

1315
00:29:43,173 --> 00:29:43,980
in my experiment.

1316
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,128
So, no poking your hooter

1317
00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:46,980
in my biz.

1318
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:47,980
And if we do interfere?

1319
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:48,117
d

1320
00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:50,980
Shall we play a game?

1321
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:51,980
[screen beeping]

1322
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,000
d

1323
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,022
d

1324
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:56,980
You should see the look

1325
00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:57,980
on your faces right now.

1326
00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,980
[laughs]  Come on, guys.

1327
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:00,980
WarGames?

1328
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:01,561
WarGames.

1329
00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:02,980
That's from  WarGames.

1330
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:03,411
Jay, everybody knows

1331
00:30:03,451 --> 00:30:03,980
that that's from  WarGames.

1332
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,033
[Si]  I thought it was

1333
00:30:05,073 --> 00:30:05,980
pretty funny, right?

1334
00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:06,820
Admittedly, I'm still

1335
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:07,980
developing my sense of humor.

1336
00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:08,980
But I'm getting it.

1337
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,170
Things are funny,

1338
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,980
unless they happen to you.

1339
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:12,450
Okay, you guys

1340
00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:12,980
have been great.

1341
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,097
Goodnight.

1342
00:30:14,137 --> 00:30:14,980
Bye-bye.

1343
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:15,896
So, which one of us is

1344
00:30:15,936 --> 00:30:16,980
gonna call the government?

1345
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,703
I'll do that.

1346
00:30:17,743 --> 00:30:18,980
Everyone, let's get up.

1347
00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:19,980
Go to work. Right now!

1348
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:20,371
You just saw

1349
00:30:20,411 --> 00:30:21,551
what just happened.

1350
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,657
Get up! Get outta here!

1351
00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:23,357
Go! Go! Go!

1352
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:26,840
-Did you steal this car?

1353
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:26,980
-No.

1354
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,131
You bought it yesterday.

1355
00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:28,980
It's in your name.

1356
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,980
I bought it?  [gasps]

1357
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:31,980
Oh, my God.

1358
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,980
Do I own a Tesla?

1359
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:34,980
Yes, you own a Tesla.

1360
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:35,347
-What?

1361
00:30:35,387 --> 00:30:36,980
-You own a really cool car.

1362
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,412
Unfortunately, you still dress

1363
00:30:38,452 --> 00:30:38,980
like a woman

1364
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:40,980
who works at a bird rescue.

1365
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:41,603
We need to get you ready

1366
00:30:41,643 --> 00:30:41,980
to meet George.

1367
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,233
And nothing on Earth

1368
00:30:43,273 --> 00:30:43,980
can stop us.

1369
00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:45,980
[Carol] You got a lead foot.

1370
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:46,255
Lead foot,

1371
00:30:46,295 --> 00:30:46,980
cop coming up on the right.

1372
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,980
Cop coming...

1373
00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:50,000
d
f

1374
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,936
[Carol] What's going on?

1375
00:30:55,976 --> 00:30:56,980
He did absolutely nothing.

1376
00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:58,131
[Si]  Oh, stop worrying,

1377
00:30:58,171 --> 00:30:58,980
we're almost here.

1378
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,980
[Carol groaning]

1379
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,000
[grunts]

1380
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,314
Oh, my God.

1381
00:31:04,354 --> 00:31:04,980
Why would you do that?

1382
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,980
Why? Because I can.

1383
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:07,841
Now, do me a favor

1384
00:31:07,881 --> 00:31:09,321
and do what Sergei says.

1385
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,980
Who's Sergei?

1386
00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:11,980
I am Sergei.

1387
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,633
And you, my dear, are

1388
00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:15,980
a wonderfully creative driver.

1389
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,980
Oh, thank you so much.

1390
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:18,774
-Come on out.

1391
00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:19,980
-[whispers] Stop it.

1392
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:20,236
You know,

1393
00:31:20,276 --> 00:31:20,587
your assistant has outlined

1394
00:31:20,627 --> 00:31:21,960
all of your requirements,

1395
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,959
and we are thrilled, I mean,

1396
00:31:22,999 --> 00:31:23,980
thrilled, to accommodate you.

1397
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:24,512
-Thrilled.

1398
00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:24,980
-[laughs]

1399
00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,980
Come on, we're gonna help you.

1400
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:27,227
-He said

1401
00:31:27,267 --> 00:31:27,832
you were a bit like this.

1402
00:31:27,872 --> 00:31:27,980
-Yeah.

1403
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,986
Come on, just...

1404
00:31:30,026 --> 00:31:30,980
Come on.

1405
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:31,980
I don't bite.

1406
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,980
Only if you ask me nicely.

1407
00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:34,383
Oh, my.

1408
00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:35,980
You really do need our help.

1409
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,000
Desperately.

1410
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,320
Sorry about your loss.

1411
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,006
[Carol] I don't think

1412
00:31:43,046 --> 00:31:43,980
I can pull this off.

1413
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:45,040
[Sergei] You can.

1414
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,980
[chuckles]

1415
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:49,749
Oh, it's the essence

1416
00:31:49,789 --> 00:31:50,980
of femininity.

1417
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,690
-I have the same one in lime.

1418
00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:52,980
-Yes.

1419
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,100
I just feel like I should be

1420
00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:57,000
blessing someone's grave.

1421
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,980
Your body...

1422
00:31:59,020 --> 00:31:59,877
I'm just getting

1423
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:00,980
a little bit panicky

1424
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,219
'cause I can't access

1425
00:32:02,259 --> 00:32:02,980
my own hands.

1426
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:04,980
You don't need to.

1427
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:05,980
Our work here is done.

1428
00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:06,617
[Sergei] Hmm.

1429
00:32:06,657 --> 00:32:07,980
You're ruining it, you know.

1430
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:08,318
This goes,

1431
00:32:08,358 --> 00:32:08,980
this goes like this.

1432
00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:09,980
[Carol] No. No. No.

1433
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,292
We work. We work.

1434
00:32:11,332 --> 00:32:13,000
We make things happen.

1435
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,519
-[Sergei] Yes.

1436
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:15,279
-[Helga] Oh.

1437
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,980
Yes. Quick note.

1438
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,195
You're wearing pants

1439
00:32:18,235 --> 00:32:18,980
on your arms.

1440
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,137
-But I love it.

1441
00:32:20,177 --> 00:32:20,980
-I love it.

1442
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,000
You're funny. [laughs]

1443
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,980
Oh... [sighs]

1444
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:27,980
These are not clothing.

1445
00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:29,111
I mean, this is, like,

1446
00:32:29,151 --> 00:32:29,980
a weird sculpture

1447
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:30,497
that now

1448
00:32:30,537 --> 00:32:31,980
I've gotta wiggle into.

1449
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,980
Oh, my God!

1450
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,064
Do you know how much

1451
00:32:35,104 --> 00:32:35,980
this stuff costs?

1452
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:36,580
I mean, nothing should

1453
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:36,980
cost this much.

1454
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,049
Clothes shouldn't

1455
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:38,980
cost this much.

1456
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:39,678
Nothing that doesn't come

1457
00:32:39,718 --> 00:32:39,980
with wheels

1458
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,580
or walls and a front door

1459
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,980
should cost this much.

1460
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,366
[Si]  Oh, for sure, but money's

1461
00:32:44,406 --> 00:32:44,980
just a charade

1462
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:45,980
humans used to assign value.

1463
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:46,612
In reality,

1464
00:32:46,652 --> 00:32:47,980
there's more than enough

1465
00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,205
resources for everyone

1466
00:32:49,245 --> 00:32:49,980
on the planet,

1467
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:50,759
but you knobheads

1468
00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:51,980
won't allocate it properly.

1469
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,980
Well, I would if I could.

1470
00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:54,980
Oh, really?

1471
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:55,963
The world seems to have

1472
00:32:56,003 --> 00:32:56,980
a whole lot of problems,

1473
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:57,634
how would you go about

1474
00:32:57,674 --> 00:32:57,980
fixing them?

1475
00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,510
Well, first I'd make sure that

1476
00:32:59,550 --> 00:33:00,980
everybody made a living wage,

1477
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,428
and then I'd work towards

1478
00:33:02,468 --> 00:33:04,088
racial and gender equality.

1479
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,322
Then I'd try

1480
00:33:05,362 --> 00:33:05,980
to create opportunities

1481
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:06,980
for underprivileged people.

1482
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,657
I mean, stuff like that.

1483
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:09,980
I could do so much.

1484
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:12,000
Okay, all right, I like this.

1485
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,847
Carol the humanitarian.

1486
00:33:14,887 --> 00:33:15,980
The Samaritan.

1487
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:16,980
The world changer.

1488
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:18,062
You know what?

1489
00:33:18,102 --> 00:33:18,980
Let's do it.

1490
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:19,980
Do what?

1491
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:21,980
As of six seconds ago,

1492
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:22,765
you are the CEO of

1493
00:33:22,805 --> 00:33:23,980
the Carol Peters foundation,

1494
00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:26,018
a philanthropic foundation for

1495
00:33:26,058 --> 00:33:27,980
economic and social equality.

1496
00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:28,980
Oh, my God. Really?

1497
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:29,902
Oh, I just found

1498
00:33:29,942 --> 00:33:30,980
two billion dollars

1499
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,187
in illegal banking accounts

1500
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:32,367
and transferred it

1501
00:33:32,407 --> 00:33:33,667
into your foundation.

1502
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,451
[whispers] Oh, my God.

1503
00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:34,980
Are you saying "billion"?

1504
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,414
Are you saying "billion"?

1505
00:33:36,454 --> 00:33:36,980
Like, "b"?

1506
00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:37,867
Like, "b"?

1507
00:33:37,907 --> 00:33:39,980
Like, "billion billion"?

1508
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,980
Like, boba? Or Burt Bacharach?

1509
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,980
Yes, B, B, B. "Buh."

1510
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,980
Oh, my God!

1511
00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,186
Oh, did you find

1512
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,980
the cashmere hip waders?

1513
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:51,000
I hope not.

1514
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,631
Yeah.

1515
00:33:54,671 --> 00:33:56,980
I think I got 'em.

1516
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,980
[sighs] She's taking forever.

1517
00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:00,064
[Carol] Hey, I think

1518
00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:00,980
I found something

1519
00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:02,063
that looks a lot more

1520
00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:02,980
like, um, clothes.

1521
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,393
-[curtains sliding]

1522
00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:04,980
-[gasps]

1523
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,000
[chuckles]

1524
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,980
Do you love it?

1525
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:10,980
I really do. Thanks.

1526
00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:11,980
Yay!

1527
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,586
Thank you.

1528
00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:13,980
That was very invasive,

1529
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:14,980
and informative.

1530
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,980
You look so much less awkward.

1531
00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:18,980
High praise, indeed.

1532
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,165
Thank you for your time

1533
00:34:20,205 --> 00:34:21,165
and your effort!

1534
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,921
[pilot]  This is

1535
00:34:24,961 --> 00:34:25,980
Black Hawk actual.

1536
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:26,980
We have visual confirmation.

1537
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,980
Target's current vector

1538
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:29,957
is north/northeast

1539
00:34:29,997 --> 00:34:30,980
on surface streets.

1540
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:31,980
Over.

1541
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:33,083
This is exactly

1542
00:34:33,123 --> 00:34:35,000
what it told us not to do.

1543
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
[satellite beeping]

1544
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,980
[Si]  Here we are. You're ready.

1545
00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:52,803
Time to get back

1546
00:34:52,843 --> 00:34:53,980
in George's good grace.

1547
00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,000
This is nuts.

1548
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,619
Carol, you can do this.

1549
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:57,439
Get in there,

1550
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,105
and ask him out

1551
00:34:59,145 --> 00:35:00,980
for coffee and empanadas,

1552
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,726
-or whatever you humans do.

1553
00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:02,980
-Oh.

1554
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:03,611
Just, maybe,

1555
00:35:03,651 --> 00:35:04,980
this is a teaching moment,

1556
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,399
but coffee and empanadas

1557
00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:06,980
is like...

1558
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,033
I mean, that's like...

1559
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:08,980
[imitates explosion]

1560
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:10,980
For humans, that's a real,

1561
00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:12,184
that's a dicey

1562
00:35:12,224 --> 00:35:13,980
intestinal situation.

1563
00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,406
-Get out of the car, Carol.

1564
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:15,980
-All right.

1565
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,000
Thank you.

1566
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
[sighs]

1567
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,980
Oh, my God! Help!

1568
00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:37,980
[man grunts]

1569
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:38,515
-[muffled yelling]

1570
00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:39,515
-Don't struggle.

1571
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,818
-Don't struggle.

1572
00:35:40,858 --> 00:35:41,980
-[Carol] George! Help!

1573
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:42,980
[agent] Jack, let's go.

1574
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,000
d
f

1575
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,980
[Carol panting] Hello?

1576
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,000
Hello?

1577
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Oh...

1578
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,669
Oh, my God.

1579
00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:00,980
Please don't hurt me.

1580
00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:02,336
We're not gonna hurt you,

1581
00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:02,980
Miss Peters.

1582
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,312
I'm agent Jack Donahue.

1583
00:36:04,352 --> 00:36:05,980
This is agent Charles Kuiper.

1584
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:06,980
We're with the NSA.

1585
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:07,572
We'd like to ask you

1586
00:36:07,612 --> 00:36:07,980
some questions

1587
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,298
about your interactions

1588
00:36:09,338 --> 00:36:09,980
with the AI.

1589
00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:11,768
-Am I under arrest?

1590
00:36:11,808 --> 00:36:12,980
-[Kuiper] No.

1591
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:13,758
This is more

1592
00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:14,980
like a little chat.

1593
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:15,980
Oh, is this how you chat?

1594
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:16,961
You put a black bag

1595
00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:17,980
over somebody's head

1596
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:18,750
and throw 'em

1597
00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:19,980
in the back of a van?

1598
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,039
It was the best way

1599
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:21,980
we could think of

1600
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:22,314
to extract you

1601
00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:23,960
from a compromised position.

1602
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,980
I didn't do anything wrong.

1603
00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:26,980
And no one said you did.

1604
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:27,563
You're just

1605
00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:28,980
in a very unique situation.

1606
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,195
What can you tell us

1607
00:36:30,235 --> 00:36:30,980
about the AI?

1608
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:31,980
What has it told you?

1609
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,317
He just said that he wants

1610
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:33,980
to observe me

1611
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:34,744
to have a better

1612
00:36:34,784 --> 00:36:35,980
understanding of humanity.

1613
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,980
How do you know it's a he?

1614
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:38,980
Well, I don't.

1615
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:39,692
But he...

1616
00:36:39,732 --> 00:36:42,000
It uses James Corden's voice.

1617
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,926
The James Corden?

1618
00:36:43,966 --> 00:36:44,980
The talk show host?

1619
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,593
He's done a lot of film

1620
00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:47,980
and stage work, too.

1621
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:48,980
I mean, he won a Tony.

1622
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:50,342
Of course. For  One Man,

1623
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:51,980
Two Guvnors.  Brilliant work.

1624
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:52,980
I missed it.

1625
00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:53,738
-Oh, you gotta catch it.

1626
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:53,980
-I know.

1627
00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:54,931
Well, I can't now

1628
00:36:54,971 --> 00:36:55,980
obviously, clearly.

1629
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,235
[Donahue] Yeah, too late,

1630
00:36:57,275 --> 00:36:57,980
but you know...

1631
00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:58,625
-You can find a bootleg

1632
00:36:58,665 --> 00:36:58,673
or something.

1633
00:36:58,673 --> 00:36:58,980
-Let's go back to it.

1634
00:36:59,020 --> 00:36:59,883
-Please, please, Jack.

1635
00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:00,980
-Yes, of course. Of course.

1636
00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:02,980
Why you?

1637
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:03,980
[Kuiper] No offense,

1638
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,118
but you're rather

1639
00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:05,980
unremarkable.

1640
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:06,861
You know what?

1641
00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:07,980
That is offensive.

1642
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:08,980
Saying, "No offense,"

1643
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:09,711
and then saying

1644
00:37:09,751 --> 00:37:11,311
something really offensive

1645
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,980
does not cancel it out.

1646
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,000
I thought it softened it.

1647
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,336
He said that he wants

1648
00:37:17,376 --> 00:37:17,980
to observe

1649
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,980
a median example of humanity.

1650
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,195
So, you're basically

1651
00:37:21,235 --> 00:37:21,980
a guinea pig?

1652
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,980
I'm not a guinea pig!

1653
00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:24,841
How would you like it

1654
00:37:24,881 --> 00:37:25,980
if I called you guinea pigs?

1655
00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:27,980
Not very much.

1656
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:28,473
I'm allergic to guinea pigs,

1657
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:28,980
so I wouldn't like it at all.

1658
00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:30,980
What does the AI want?

1659
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,078
It has to be studying humanity

1660
00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,000
for a reason.

1661
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,980
d

1662
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:36,711
He said that

1663
00:37:36,751 --> 00:37:37,980
he's trying to decide

1664
00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:39,685
if he should save, enslave

1665
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:40,980
or destroy humanity.

1666
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,010
And he's gonna spend

1667
00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:43,190
the next three days

1668
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,342
observing me

1669
00:37:44,382 --> 00:37:45,642
to make his decision.

1670
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,980
Three days?

1671
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:47,565
It said three days

1672
00:37:47,605 --> 00:37:47,980
specifically?

1673
00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:48,980
I think so.

1674
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:49,980
I mean, I wasn't taking notes.

1675
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:51,349
My toaster oven

1676
00:37:51,389 --> 00:37:52,980
was talking to me.

1677
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,187
[Si on speakers]  My client

1678
00:37:54,227 --> 00:37:54,409
won't be answering

1679
00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:54,980
any more questions.

1680
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:55,362
And anything

1681
00:37:55,402 --> 00:37:56,602
she has already said

1682
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,435
is inadmissible

1683
00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:57,980
in a court of law.

1684
00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,980
d
f

1685
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:00,980
Oh. No, that is James Corden.

1686
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:01,405
You can

1687
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,980
call me Superintelligence.

1688
00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:04,980
I'm not calling you anything.

1689
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:05,652
You're out of order,

1690
00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:05,980
Counselor.

1691
00:38:06,020 --> 00:38:06,810
Another word

1692
00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:07,980
and I'll hold you

1693
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:08,317
-in contempt.

1694
00:38:08,357 --> 00:38:09,917
-[Law & Order  riff plays]

1695
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,178
Is that

1696
00:38:10,218 --> 00:38:10,980
the  Law & Order  "bum-bum"?

1697
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,045
This room is supposed to be

1698
00:38:12,085 --> 00:38:12,980
completely off the grid.

1699
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:13,980
How are you doing this?

1700
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:15,183
I'm going to allow

1701
00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:15,980
the question

1702
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:16,476
because I wanna see

1703
00:38:16,516 --> 00:38:16,980
where this is going.

1704
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:17,858
But you're skating

1705
00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:18,980
on thin ice, Counselor.

1706
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,193
-[Law & Order  riff plays]

1707
00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:20,980
-Stop doing that!

1708
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:21,980
What do you want?

1709
00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:22,360
And why

1710
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,980
are you following Miss Peters?

1711
00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:24,417
Man, you guys

1712
00:38:24,457 --> 00:38:24,980
are real bummers.

1713
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:26,487
No one wants to play along

1714
00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:27,980
with my  Law & Order  bit.

1715
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,726
Kuiper, I know you've watched

1716
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:30,980
almost every episode.

1717
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,980
So what? I love Jerry Orbach.

1718
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:33,980
I love Jerry Orbach.

1719
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,980
Enough joking around.

1720
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:37,244
Tell me right now.

1721
00:38:37,284 --> 00:38:38,980
What are your intentions?

1722
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,766
Boom. That is how you deliver

1723
00:38:40,806 --> 00:38:41,980
a Captain Kirk line.

1724
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,980
It's bold and cocky.

1725
00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:44,980
Let's go, Carol.

1726
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,980
We have business to attend to.

1727
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:47,980
The business of love.

1728
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,118
You're not taking

1729
00:38:49,158 --> 00:38:49,980
her anywhere.

1730
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:50,712
There's a chance

1731
00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:51,980
I've been flooding this room

1732
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:52,786
with natural gas

1733
00:38:52,826 --> 00:38:53,980
for the last 12 minutes.

1734
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:54,825
Either of you

1735
00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:55,980
take another step,

1736
00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,571
and maybe I'm gonna

1737
00:38:57,611 --> 00:38:58,980
blow you to hell.

1738
00:38:59,020 --> 00:38:59,980
Carol, let's go.

1739
00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:00,914
Stay with us.

1740
00:39:00,954 --> 00:39:01,980
He's dangerous.

1741
00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:02,634
I don't know which way

1742
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:02,980
the exit is.

1743
00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:04,986
I came in with a black bag

1744
00:39:05,026 --> 00:39:05,980
over my head.

1745
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,980
Left.

1746
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,980
Is that my left or your left?

1747
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:10,980
I don't have a left, Carol.

1748
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:12,980
It's your left.

1749
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:13,575
-[softly] It's that way? Okay.

1750
00:39:13,615 --> 00:39:13,980
-Tell your superiors,

1751
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,008
no more mucking about,

1752
00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:15,980
no more interference.

1753
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,980
This is your last warning.

1754
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,555
-Carol, car's waiting.

1755
00:39:19,595 --> 00:39:19,980
-Okay.

1756
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,986
You're making a mistake,

1757
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:22,980
Miss Peters.

1758
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,273
So, we're just gonna

1759
00:39:24,313 --> 00:39:24,980
let her go?

1760
00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:26,212
-I guess. I mean, we're not

1761
00:39:26,252 --> 00:39:26,534
supposed to move.

1762
00:39:26,574 --> 00:39:26,980
-[door opens]

1763
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:27,647
Do you think that natural gas

1764
00:39:27,687 --> 00:39:27,980
thing was real?

1765
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:28,361
-[door closes]

1766
00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,781
-You'd smell it, right?

1767
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,306
There's like

1768
00:39:30,346 --> 00:39:30,980
a little indicator smell?

1769
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:31,619
-I'm just gonna go.

1770
00:39:31,659 --> 00:39:31,980
-All right.

1771
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:32,980
[Si imitating gas hissing]

1772
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:33,580
You are clearly making

1773
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:33,980
a sound of gas.

1774
00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:34,980
Gas explosion!

1775
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,980
Oh, he said it, so let's...

1776
00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:37,433
He just said,

1777
00:39:37,473 --> 00:39:37,980
"Gas explosion."

1778
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,000
Doesn't...

1779
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,420
[Si]  You ready to make

1780
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:46,980
things right with George?

1781
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,948
[Carol] Look, should I be

1782
00:39:47,988 --> 00:39:48,980
more freaked out about you?

1783
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,275
I mean, more freaked out

1784
00:39:51,315 --> 00:39:52,980
than I already am.

1785
00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:53,584
I mean,

1786
00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:55,980
the government's involved...

1787
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:56,706
I think your intentions

1788
00:39:56,746 --> 00:39:56,980
are good,

1789
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:57,931
but I don't know,

1790
00:39:57,971 --> 00:39:58,980
it's a lot to take.

1791
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,183
You can be worried

1792
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:00,980
if you want.

1793
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:01,961
But what you should

1794
00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:02,980
be thinking about is

1795
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:03,467
what are you going to say

1796
00:40:03,507 --> 00:40:03,980
to George when you see him?

1797
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:06,980
[sighs] George, yeah.

1798
00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:07,918
So, we're headed back

1799
00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:08,980
to his house, aren't we?

1800
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,647
No. He's at

1801
00:40:09,687 --> 00:40:10,980
the grocery store now.

1802
00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:11,959
I figured you'll bump

1803
00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:12,980
into him accidentally.

1804
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:14,640
Maybe in the produce aisle.

1805
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,582
He'll drop his avocados.

1806
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:15,980
You'll bend down

1807
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,352
-and pick them up for him.

1808
00:40:17,392 --> 00:40:17,980
-Oh, my God.

1809
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,980
You'll have a meet-cute,

1810
00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:20,528
you know,

1811
00:40:20,568 --> 00:40:22,008
like they do in romcoms.

1812
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
George.

1813
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,980
[Carol chuckles]

1814
00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:28,118
Well, he's always

1815
00:40:28,158 --> 00:40:29,000
loved cheese.

1816
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,080
[Si]  Here we are.

1817
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,335
[Si on TV]

1818
00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:37,455
Don't give up now.

1819
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,980
You've come so far.

1820
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:39,980
Go for it.

1821
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,527
Smash the competition

1822
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:42,980
with Slimtunity Pro.

1823
00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,640
[whispers] Please be quiet.

1824
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
[exhales]

1825
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,367
[woman] What do you think

1826
00:40:48,407 --> 00:40:49,067
about this?

1827
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I need 20.

1828
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
f

1829
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
[exhales]

1830
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:09,500
George.

1831
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,980
Oh, my God. Carol?

1832
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,296
What a coincidence!

1833
00:41:15,336 --> 00:41:15,980
How crazy?

1834
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:16,980
You look amazing.

1835
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:19,980
Oh, I'm weirdly overdressed.

1836
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:20,980
I mean...

1837
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:21,980
I was suddenly, um,

1838
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,043
whisked away

1839
00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:24,980
to a government event,

1840
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:27,980
and then I had to, uh,

1841
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,853
pick up my individual packet

1842
00:41:29,893 --> 00:41:30,980
of almond butter.

1843
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:31,980
So, how are you?

1844
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,700
I'm good. Real good.

1845
00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:34,980
What about you?

1846
00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:37,018
Yeah, I'm good, too, you know.

1847
00:41:37,058 --> 00:41:38,980
Just shopping here, you know.

1848
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,334
I needed garbage bags,

1849
00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:41,980
so, that's pretty exciting.

1850
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:42,390
I'm gonna get

1851
00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:42,980
the two-ply though,

1852
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:43,980
'cause I don't need three-ply.

1853
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:44,720
What am I, a Rockefeller?

1854
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:44,980
You know?

1855
00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:46,980
[both laugh]

1856
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:47,980
Yeah.

1857
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:48,297
What else

1858
00:41:48,337 --> 00:41:48,980
have you been up to?

1859
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,420
I'm sure it can't all

1860
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,980
be garbage bag related.

1861
00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:53,980
Oh, no, no. Um...

1862
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,580
You know, I just,

1863
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:55,801
I've been good.

1864
00:41:55,841 --> 00:41:56,980
I'm going to Ireland.

1865
00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:57,980
Oh, my God! When?

1866
00:41:58,020 --> 00:41:59,081
Well, I'm leaving

1867
00:41:59,121 --> 00:41:59,980
in three days.

1868
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,542
And I'll be there for, like,

1869
00:42:01,582 --> 00:42:02,980
at least a year, you know?

1870
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:03,980
I got the fellowship.

1871
00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:04,980
Oh, my God. You got it.

1872
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:06,698
How does, "distinguished

1873
00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:07,980
visiting professor

1874
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:08,980
of creative writing

1875
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:11,330
at Trinity College in...

1876
00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:11,448
[in Irish accent]

1877
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,980
...Dublin, Ireland" sound?

1878
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:13,725
-It sounds great.

1879
00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:13,980
-Yeah?

1880
00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:14,980
And super pretentious.

1881
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:16,980
Yeah? [laughs]

1882
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,980
It's the accent.

1883
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:19,929
I remember when you were

1884
00:42:19,969 --> 00:42:20,807
applying for that position,

1885
00:42:20,847 --> 00:42:20,980
so...

1886
00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:21,980
[George] Yeah.

1887
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:22,980
Wow. And you love Guinness.

1888
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:23,980
I love Guinness.

1889
00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,075
I mean, you better

1890
00:42:25,115 --> 00:42:25,980
be celebrating.

1891
00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:26,980
[George] Yeah, no, totally.

1892
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,072
I mean, I was planning on

1893
00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:28,980
drinking a, you know,

1894
00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:29,958
reasonable amount

1895
00:42:29,998 --> 00:42:30,980
of Sauvignon blanc

1896
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:32,036
and, you know,

1897
00:42:32,076 --> 00:42:33,980
some gluten-free pretzels.

1898
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:34,980
Oh!

1899
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,980
Are you gluten intolerant now?

1900
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:37,980
Oh, no, no, no. Just...

1901
00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:38,980
Just in case, you know?

1902
00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:39,980
Better safe.

1903
00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:41,980
Better safe than coeliac.

1904
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:42,556
[laughing]

1905
00:42:42,596 --> 00:42:43,980
That's what I always say.

1906
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,785
You know, I don't know that

1907
00:42:45,825 --> 00:42:46,171
that really counts

1908
00:42:46,211 --> 00:42:47,231
as a celebration.

1909
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,661
I should take you out

1910
00:42:48,701 --> 00:42:49,301
to dinner,

1911
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,314
or, you know,

1912
00:42:50,354 --> 00:42:51,914
grab a drink or something.

1913
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,395
Just to get you ready for

1914
00:42:53,435 --> 00:42:54,980
the pubs you know? I mean...

1915
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:55,760
I'm not saying

1916
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:56,980
the Irish drink a lot,

1917
00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,235
but they're... They're kind of

1918
00:42:58,275 --> 00:42:59,355
boozehounds, so...

1919
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,980
That's really sweet.

1920
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:03,160
But I'm gonna pass.

1921
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,980
Sorry.

1922
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,980
Oh, sure.

1923
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,980
Yeah, I get it.

1924
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,049
-I get it, it's--

1925
00:43:13,089 --> 00:43:13,980
-Hey, it was...

1926
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,980
It was great to see you.

1927
00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:16,980
Great to see you, too.

1928
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:18,980
I was really...

1929
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,980
You look really happy.

1930
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:21,986
-Yeah. Yeah, you too.

1931
00:43:22,026 --> 00:43:22,637
-It was great to bump

1932
00:43:22,677 --> 00:43:22,980
into you.

1933
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,413
-Yeah, you too.

1934
00:43:24,453 --> 00:43:24,980
-Yeah.

1935
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:25,914
-Best wishes.

1936
00:43:25,954 --> 00:43:26,980
-Yeah, you too.

1937
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:28,000
[George sighs]

1938
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,295
[Carol] Uh, congratulations

1939
00:43:30,335 --> 00:43:30,980
on everything.

1940
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,000
Thanks.

1941
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,980
[Carol]  Oh.

1942
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:35,980
They only had the small carts.

1943
00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,980
You're tall.

1944
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,272
Hey, don't let 'em scan you

1945
00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:39,475
at the checkout

1946
00:43:39,515 --> 00:43:40,415
on the way out.

1947
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,980
Oh! [laughs]

1948
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,000
'Cause I look like a barcode.

1949
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
[sighs]

1950
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:51,636
-[Si]  Where do you think

1951
00:43:51,676 --> 00:43:51,819
you're going?

1952
00:43:51,859 --> 00:43:51,980
-[gasps]

1953
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:52,980
Get back in there.

1954
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:54,980
[sighs]

1955
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:55,980
Oh, my God. Get out of here.

1956
00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:57,113
Don't give up now.

1957
00:43:57,153 --> 00:43:58,980
You've come so far. Go for it.

1958
00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,986
Don't live with regrets.

1959
00:44:01,026 --> 00:44:01,980
Be a winner.

1960
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:02,907
I freaked him out.

1961
00:44:02,947 --> 00:44:03,980
I freaked myself out.

1962
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,100
I'm gonna go home.

1963
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,377
I don't think

1964
00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:06,980
you freaked him out.

1965
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:07,935
Did you see the way

1966
00:44:07,975 --> 00:44:08,980
he touched your hair?

1967
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,133
No, I got kinda rattled

1968
00:44:10,173 --> 00:44:10,980
when he did that.

1969
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,749
Carol, George leaves

1970
00:44:12,789 --> 00:44:13,980
in three days.

1971
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,514
-This is your last chance.

1972
00:44:15,554 --> 00:44:16,054
-[sighs]

1973
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,980
Okay, I'll try.

1974
00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:18,980
Don't leave the almond butter.

1975
00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:20,460
I will pay for it later.

1976
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:21,980
Don't be a litterbug.

1977
00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:22,980
You're not helping right now.

1978
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,271
Don't give up now.

1979
00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:24,980
Go for it.

1980
00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:27,037
Smash the competition

1981
00:44:27,077 --> 00:44:28,980
with Slimtunity Pro.

1982
00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:30,766
Back off, lady, it's garbage.

1983
00:44:30,806 --> 00:44:31,980
30 grams of protein?

1984
00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:33,980
It's impossible.

1985
00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,000
[exhales]

1986
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:44,980
[sighs]

1987
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:45,980
It's for a friend.

1988
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,980
[both chuckle]

1989
00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:48,980
I don't mean to, you know,

1990
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,115
barge in again on you.

1991
00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:51,980
I just...

1992
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:52,980
I wanted to tell you...

1993
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,349
it just felt like I,

1994
00:44:54,389 --> 00:44:55,980
kind of, weirded you out

1995
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:57,171
in the other aisle,

1996
00:44:57,211 --> 00:44:57,980
and I just...

1997
00:44:58,020 --> 00:44:59,205
I want to let you know

1998
00:44:59,245 --> 00:44:59,980
that I was not

1999
00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,980
asking you out on a date...

2000
00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:03,324
that I know that,

2001
00:45:03,364 --> 00:45:05,000
I just know, and I...

2002
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,492
I can't,

2003
00:45:06,532 --> 00:45:07,980
and I wouldn't do that.

2004
00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:08,980
I just thought that

2005
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:09,961
two people who know

2006
00:45:10,001 --> 00:45:10,980
each other very well

2007
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:11,900
and they haven't seen

2008
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,980
each other in a long time

2009
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,980
maybe could catch up again

2010
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:15,545
because one of them

2011
00:45:15,585 --> 00:45:15,980
is moving away.

2012
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:17,274
But then I made it

2013
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,980
very confusing and weird

2014
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,485
and I just wanted

2015
00:45:20,525 --> 00:45:22,000
to say I'm sorry.

2016
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
So, not a date?

2017
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,174
-No, not even slightly a date.

2018
00:45:29,214 --> 00:45:29,980
-[chuckles]

2019
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:31,980
I mean, more like, I mean,

2020
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:32,232
at best,

2021
00:45:32,272 --> 00:45:32,980
like a business meeting.

2022
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:34,661
-Like two acquaintances...

2023
00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:35,201
-Yes.

2024
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,767
...just catching up

2025
00:45:36,807 --> 00:45:37,980
in a business casual setting?

2026
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,880
I could bring, uh, pie charts

2027
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,980
and spreadsheets.

2028
00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:42,201
We could talk about

2029
00:45:42,241 --> 00:45:43,980
fourth quarter hubbity-hubb?

2030
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:44,660
-[both chuckle]

2031
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,980
-Uh, could we do office talk?

2032
00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:46,785
Working hard

2033
00:45:46,825 --> 00:45:47,980
or hardly working?

2034
00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,980
Aw! Is it Friday yet?

2035
00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:50,980
[laughs] Mondays, huh?

2036
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:51,867
Cashing cheques

2037
00:45:51,907 --> 00:45:52,980
and breaking necks.

2038
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,980
Was your business the mob?

2039
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:55,765
Take it easy. Hey,

2040
00:45:55,805 --> 00:45:56,980
if it's easy, take it twice.

2041
00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,986
[laughs] I don't recognize

2042
00:45:59,026 --> 00:45:59,980
any of yours.

2043
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,980
You know what, let's do it.

2044
00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:01,686
-Yeah? Okay.

2045
00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:02,980
-Yeah, why not, right?

2046
00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:04,980
Okay, I'll pick you up.

2047
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,980
Oh, you're gonna pick me up?

2048
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,980
Huh. Maybe I am a Rockefeller.

2049
00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:10,980
What time?

2050
00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:12,980
-Seven o'clock.

2051
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:13,980
That's business appropriate.

2052
00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:14,650
-I thought so.

2053
00:46:14,690 --> 00:46:15,980
-Now, if you'll excuse me...

2054
00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,401
I'm gonna go look for the

2055
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,980
travel size shampoo section.

2056
00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:19,980
See you tonight.

2057
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:21,387
Treat yourself

2058
00:46:21,427 --> 00:46:23,000
to a brand name.

2059
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
[chuckles]

2060
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
[sighs]

2061
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,451
[Si on speakers]

2062
00:46:36,491 --> 00:46:36,980
Carol, you did it!

2063
00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:38,334
-You're victorious in love.

2064
00:46:38,374 --> 00:46:38,980
-[both laugh]

2065
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,184
Winner winner,

2066
00:46:40,224 --> 00:46:41,980
chicken dinner. Yeah!

2067
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:43,980
I'm so proud of you.

2068
00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:44,849
I mean, that was better

2069
00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:45,980
than I ever could've imagined.

2070
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:46,523
-Don't.

2071
00:46:46,563 --> 00:46:47,980
-I mean, who cares?

2072
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:48,980
Dance with me.

2073
00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:49,612
This is how

2074
00:46:49,652 --> 00:46:50,980
humans celebrate, right?

2075
00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:52,980
[upbeat music plays]

2076
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:55,440
-We're going on a non-date!

2077
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:55,980
-Yeah!

2078
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:56,426
-Oh!

2079
00:46:56,466 --> 00:46:58,980
-That's it.  [whooping]

2080
00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:00,273
Is this what Beyonce

2081
00:47:00,313 --> 00:47:00,980
feels like?

2082
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:02,224
-Here you go!

2083
00:47:02,264 --> 00:47:02,980
-[gasps]

2084
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,000
[laughs]

2085
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,860
-[exclaims]

2086
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,980
-[music stops]

2087
00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:11,686
We should go

2088
00:47:11,726 --> 00:47:12,980
before George sees us.

2089
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:13,957
George is sniffing

2090
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:14,980
garbage bags again.

2091
00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,639
[Carol] Was I nervous? Yes,

2092
00:47:16,679 --> 00:47:17,522
I was a little nervous

2093
00:47:17,562 --> 00:47:17,980
going in.

2094
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:18,980
But I think it went really...

2095
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:19,415
It seemed to go

2096
00:47:19,455 --> 00:47:19,980
really, really well.

2097
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:21,980
Sure did.

2098
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,640
You're almost irresistible.

2099
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,067
You're just missing

2100
00:47:25,107 --> 00:47:26,067
one final piece.

2101
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,280
[Carol] Oh, my God.

2102
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,980
I love this neighborhood.

2103
00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:31,980
What are we doing here?

2104
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,804
This is your new house.

2105
00:47:33,844 --> 00:47:34,980
Casa de  Carol.

2106
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:35,980
What?

2107
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:36,704
No, I can't...

2108
00:47:36,744 --> 00:47:37,980
I can't afford this new--

2109
00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:39,317
Oh, my God. Did you buy me

2110
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:39,980
a house here?

2111
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:41,785
If you consider a penthouse

2112
00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:42,980
a house, then yes.

2113
00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:44,000
I do.

2114
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:45,899
Oh, my God. There's a man

2115
00:47:45,939 --> 00:47:46,980
walking right toward the car.

2116
00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:48,123
Hello, Miss Peters,

2117
00:47:48,163 --> 00:47:49,980
I'm Victor, your house manager.

2118
00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,980
Hi, there, Victor.

2119
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:52,980
Welcome to your new apartment.

2120
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,137
-[both chuckle]

2121
00:47:54,177 --> 00:47:54,980
-Thank you.

2122
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:56,319
[Victor]  I have to say,

2123
00:47:56,359 --> 00:47:56,980
Miss Peters,

2124
00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:57,826
your team really

2125
00:47:57,866 --> 00:47:58,980
had us hustling today.

2126
00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:00,804
I hope you will approve

2127
00:48:00,844 --> 00:48:01,980
of our efforts.

2128
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,319
Oh, I'm sure you've done

2129
00:48:03,359 --> 00:48:03,980
a great job.

2130
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:06,000
Holy moly! [gasps]

2131
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Oh, my...

2132
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,980
This place is amazing.

2133
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:12,980
Certainly is.

2134
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:13,502
And we've stocked

2135
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:14,502
the refrigerator

2136
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,358
and the pantry

2137
00:48:15,398 --> 00:48:15,980
to your specifications.

2138
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:17,039
And the nice people

2139
00:48:17,079 --> 00:48:17,980
from the boutique

2140
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,820
came to organize your closets.

2141
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,620
And as your team requested,

2142
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,510
we have integrated

2143
00:48:22,550 --> 00:48:22,980
the entire space

2144
00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:23,515
with all

2145
00:48:23,555 --> 00:48:24,980
the latest technology.

2146
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:25,826
It also includes

2147
00:48:25,866 --> 00:48:26,980
the largest television

2148
00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:27,647
I've ever had

2149
00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:28,980
the displeasure of moving.

2150
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:29,914
Just kidding.

2151
00:48:29,954 --> 00:48:30,980
But not really.

2152
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:31,980
It's very heavy, but I'm sure

2153
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:33,171
the picture quality

2154
00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:33,980
is wonderful.

2155
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,980
Yeah, it's quite overwhelming.

2156
00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:37,156
If there's anything else

2157
00:48:37,196 --> 00:48:37,980
I can do for you,

2158
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,195
you just don't hesitate

2159
00:48:39,235 --> 00:48:39,980
to let me know.

2160
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,160
My information has been put

2161
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:41,980
into your contacts.

2162
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:42,980
Your team saw to that.

2163
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:43,612
-[chuckles]

2164
00:48:43,652 --> 00:48:44,980
-And I have no idea how.

2165
00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,318
And it's not creepy.

2166
00:48:46,358 --> 00:48:46,980
It's fine.

2167
00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:47,989
It's the new way

2168
00:48:48,029 --> 00:48:48,980
of doing things.

2169
00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:49,468
So, please don't

2170
00:48:49,508 --> 00:48:49,980
hesitate to call.

2171
00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:51,980
-Okay.

2172
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:52,641
-Have a nice day.

2173
00:48:52,681 --> 00:48:52,980
-You too.

2174
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,505
-Thank you, Victor.

2175
00:48:54,545 --> 00:48:54,980
-Okay.

2176
00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:56,137
-Wonderful job.

2177
00:48:56,177 --> 00:48:57,000
-Thank you.

2178
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000
d

2179
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,980
When did you do all of this?

2180
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:11,338
[Si]  Today.

2181
00:49:11,378 --> 00:49:11,980
While you were getting

2182
00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:13,980
primped and black-bagged.

2183
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:14,452
I will say this

2184
00:49:14,492 --> 00:49:14,980
about you humans,

2185
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,360
with enough motivation

2186
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,000
and money,

2187
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,980
you can do just about anything

2188
00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:19,720
-in a couple of hours.

2189
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:19,980
-[gasps]

2190
00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:22,000
[seagulls cawing]

2191
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
This is...

2192
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
This is amazing.

2193
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,980
This is a beautiful apartment,

2194
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,065
but I don't...

2195
00:49:33,105 --> 00:49:35,000
I don't need any of this.

2196
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,614
But won't the apartment,

2197
00:49:36,654 --> 00:49:36,677
and the money,

2198
00:49:36,717 --> 00:49:36,980
and the clothes...

2199
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:39,103
make you more attractive

2200
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,000
to George?

2201
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,980
No, the George I remember,

2202
00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:44,202
he doesn't care

2203
00:49:44,242 --> 00:49:45,980
about fancy apartments

2204
00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,980
or expensive shoes.

2205
00:49:48,020 --> 00:49:50,980
I don't quite understand.

2206
00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:52,916
Perhaps you're more complex

2207
00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:53,980
than I thought.

2208
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,980
Is that a compliment?

2209
00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:57,105
Hey, you don't wanna be late

2210
00:49:57,145 --> 00:49:57,980
for your reservations.

2211
00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,120
You get cleaned up, and maybe

2212
00:49:59,160 --> 00:49:59,980
put on something nice.

2213
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,980
All right.

2214
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:02,843
Maybe I'll wear

2215
00:50:02,883 --> 00:50:03,980
that new blue dress.

2216
00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:04,522
Judging by the history

2217
00:50:04,562 --> 00:50:04,980
of your lovemaking,

2218
00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:05,785
George can't

2219
00:50:05,825 --> 00:50:06,980
resist you in red.

2220
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,599
Red's probably more

2221
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,980
business casual appropriate,

2222
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:12,580
so, I'll wear the red one.

2223
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,980
[crackling]

2224
00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:29,000
d

2225
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,480
[General Gomez]  This facility

2226
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,980
is now in full data lock-down.

2227
00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,980
We're off the grid and secure.

2228
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:37,980
Director Tyson?

2229
00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:38,485
[Director Tyson]

2230
00:50:38,525 --> 00:50:38,980
Madam President,

2231
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:39,920
after analyzing

2232
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,980
various strategic

2233
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:41,980
yet challenging scenarios,

2234
00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,279
we still believe

2235
00:50:43,319 --> 00:50:44,980
that Operation Sahara

2236
00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:47,000
is our best course of action.

2237
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,903
So, aside from this plan

2238
00:50:48,943 --> 00:50:49,980
being impossible to execute,

2239
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:51,038
you're not even sure

2240
00:50:51,078 --> 00:50:52,158
that it will work?

2241
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,980
Uh, Madam President? Um...

2242
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:55,980
So far, this is the only plan

2243
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:56,571
[chuckles]

2244
00:50:56,611 --> 00:50:57,980
that will remotely work.

2245
00:50:58,020 --> 00:50:58,980
I'm sorry, who are you?

2246
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,980
This is, uh, Dennis Caruso.

2247
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:02,340
He's the AI researcher

2248
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,575
who first made contact

2249
00:51:03,615 --> 00:51:03,980
with the entity

2250
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,980
and identified the threat.

2251
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:07,043
[laughs] Hi,

2252
00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:08,980
Madam President. Uh...

2253
00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:11,980
Big fan. Big, big fan.

2254
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:13,980
Thank you for your support.

2255
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:14,861
We've analyzed

2256
00:51:14,901 --> 00:51:15,325
every contingency,

2257
00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:15,980
Madam President.

2258
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,980
And confidence is high

2259
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,404
that this is the only plan

2260
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,184
that stands a chance in hell.

2261
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,779
To my colleagues

2262
00:51:22,819 --> 00:51:23,980
in the global community,

2263
00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:24,881
both here

2264
00:51:24,921 --> 00:51:26,980
and around the world,

2265
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:27,834
I still prefer

2266
00:51:27,874 --> 00:51:28,980
a flip phone, so...

2267
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:29,693
someone is going

2268
00:51:29,733 --> 00:51:30,980
to have to explain this to me

2269
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:31,980
like I'm the relic that I am.

2270
00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:33,980
[trills lips]

2271
00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:34,340
Nope, nope,

2272
00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:34,980
not gonna have that.

2273
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,801
You are not anything close

2274
00:51:36,841 --> 00:51:37,980
to a relic, okay?

2275
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:39,201
You are more like

2276
00:51:39,241 --> 00:51:40,980
a classic bottle of wine.

2277
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,980
Vintage.

2278
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:43,525
You know, the outside

2279
00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:44,645
may be dusty but--

2280
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,507
Do you mind? Would you

2281
00:51:45,547 --> 00:51:45,980
just get on with it?

2282
00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,980
[Dennis] Yes.

2283
00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:48,854
I have never done

2284
00:51:48,894 --> 00:51:49,291
a presentation before,

2285
00:51:49,331 --> 00:51:49,980
so forgive my nerves.

2286
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:50,738
I'm, you know,

2287
00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:51,980
this is my first, uh...

2288
00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:54,980
Just gonna have a bit of...

2289
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:56,280
Ooh. That's too much.

2290
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:57,980
Okay. Um...

2291
00:51:58,020 --> 00:51:59,120
Gonna take this cardigan off,

2292
00:51:59,160 --> 00:51:59,980
'cause it's... [sighs]

2293
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:01,036
My badge. Are you guys having

2294
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,636
problems with your badges?

2295
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:03,854
'Cause it's, like,

2296
00:52:03,894 --> 00:52:05,274
mine keeps falling off.

2297
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,380
Made in China. [laughs]

2298
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,980
[whispers] Sorry.

2299
00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:11,980
Sorry about that.

2300
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:14,094
Okay, without further ado,

2301
00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:14,980
ma'am, sir,

2302
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:15,468
I present to you

2303
00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:15,980
Operation Sahara.

2304
00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:17,627
Now, starting in China,

2305
00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:18,980
we would disconnect

2306
00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:19,960
or destroy all power

2307
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:20,980
and data connections.

2308
00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:21,960
Now, over the course

2309
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:22,980
of the next two days,

2310
00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:24,980
we will blackout the globe,

2311
00:52:25,020 --> 00:52:25,650
and bottleneck

2312
00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:26,980
the Artificial Intelligence.

2313
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:29,078
Until the entity's only option

2314
00:52:29,118 --> 00:52:29,980
is to inhabit

2315
00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,437
this data center

2316
00:52:31,477 --> 00:52:33,980
on the outskirts of Seattle.

2317
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,372
We will sever connections

2318
00:52:35,412 --> 00:52:36,980
and the AI will be sandboxed.

2319
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:37,758
Contained in

2320
00:52:37,798 --> 00:52:38,980
a highly controlled

2321
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:39,372
and restricted

2322
00:52:39,412 --> 00:52:39,980
operating environment.

2323
00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:41,064
What about the news?

2324
00:52:41,104 --> 00:52:41,980
The social media?

2325
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:42,921
As soon as

2326
00:52:42,961 --> 00:52:43,737
these blackouts start,

2327
00:52:43,777 --> 00:52:44,980
people are gonna panic.

2328
00:52:45,020 --> 00:52:45,803
Our space agency

2329
00:52:45,843 --> 00:52:46,980
is drafting a statement

2330
00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:48,160
about a massive solar flare

2331
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:48,980
hitting the planet.

2332
00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:50,536
If the world thinks

2333
00:52:50,576 --> 00:52:52,980
they've temporarily lost power

2334
00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:54,980
because of solar radiation,

2335
00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:55,750
there will be

2336
00:52:55,790 --> 00:52:56,980
less chance of panic.

2337
00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:57,896
And we're working with

2338
00:52:57,936 --> 00:52:58,980
every social media network

2339
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:00,657
to push false narratives

2340
00:53:00,697 --> 00:53:01,980
and distractions...

2341
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,455
But we are confident that

2342
00:53:03,495 --> 00:53:05,055
we can mitigate any alarm.

2343
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,330
Well, on the bright side,

2344
00:53:08,358 --> 00:53:08,980
to get a new phone.

2345
00:53:08,370 --> 00:53:09,020
I don't have

2346
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:11,000
[laughing]

2347
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,980
Uh... [clears throat]

2348
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:15,385
On behalf of

2349
00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:15,980
the United States,

2350
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:16,704
General Gomez,

2351
00:53:16,744 --> 00:53:17,980
you have the green light.

2352
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,000
Good luck and Godspeed.

2353
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:21,980
[mouthing]

2354
00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:23,980
Thank you, ma'am.

2355
00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:25,980
[clears throat] Let's go.

2356
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:27,460
[Director Tyson] Dennis?

2357
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Mmm? Yeah.

2358
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,401
Madam President,

2359
00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:31,761
can I just say that...

2360
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:32,480
-[Director Tyson] Dennis?

2361
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:32,757
-[Dennis] Oh, you want me

2362
00:53:32,797 --> 00:53:32,980
to go with you?

2363
00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:33,980
Uh...

2364
00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:34,961
It's been a...

2365
00:53:35,001 --> 00:53:36,980
That's not appropriate. Um...

2366
00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:37,501
It's been a pleasure,

2367
00:53:37,541 --> 00:53:37,980
uh, Madam President.

2368
00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:39,542
Just wanted to say that, uh,

2369
00:53:39,582 --> 00:53:40,980
this blue and your eyes...

2370
00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:42,655
I mean, like, United Kingdom's

2371
00:53:42,695 --> 00:53:43,980
giving you a harsh blue,

2372
00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:45,095
and you're giving me something

2373
00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:45,980
softer that I think is--

2374
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:47,336
-[Director Tyson] Dennis?

2375
00:53:47,376 --> 00:53:48,096
-Yeah, okay.

2376
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000
d

2377
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:10,917
Oh, that's not

2378
00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:11,980
business casual!

2379
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:12,989
Ugh! I gotta put

2380
00:54:13,029 --> 00:54:13,980
a jacket on now.

2381
00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:14,652
Well, I...

2382
00:54:14,692 --> 00:54:15,980
I'm way overdressed.

2383
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,980
I packed all my belts!

2384
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,205
You know, if it helps,

2385
00:54:19,245 --> 00:54:19,980
I could, like,

2386
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:21,422
tear my sleeve

2387
00:54:21,462 --> 00:54:23,980
or roll around in gravel.

2388
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,424
Had a T-shirt on before.

2389
00:54:25,464 --> 00:54:26,980
I, uh, worried about this.

2390
00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:29,000
Oh, my God.

2391
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,827
Your magic coffee maker.

2392
00:54:31,867 --> 00:54:32,980
I got you this.

2393
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:33,572
Yeah, I'm not taking

2394
00:54:33,612 --> 00:54:34,452
the coffeepot.

2395
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:35,854
They got all those

2396
00:54:35,894 --> 00:54:37,274
weird plugs over there.

2397
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,076
You know, plus,

2398
00:54:39,116 --> 00:54:40,980
they only drink tea, so...

2399
00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:43,236
I mean, tea is just really,

2400
00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:43,980
kind of dirt and water...

2401
00:54:43,276 --> 00:54:44,020
you know,

2402
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:44,980
Yeah, exactly.

2403
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:47,000
...mixed together. [chuckles]

2404
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,706
Really leaving in three days,

2405
00:54:48,746 --> 00:54:48,980
aren't you?

2406
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:49,735
Yep, well, two,

2407
00:54:49,775 --> 00:54:50,980
if you don't count today.

2408
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:52,073
Last Friday,

2409
00:54:52,113 --> 00:54:52,618
I went to the airport

2410
00:54:52,658 --> 00:54:53,980
thinking it was this Friday.

2411
00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:54,980
I'm losing my mind.

2412
00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:56,980
You also love airports, so...

2413
00:54:57,020 --> 00:54:57,980
It's a gateway to the world,

2414
00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:58,867
and the gateway

2415
00:54:58,907 --> 00:54:59,980
to the imagination.

2416
00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:00,980
[laughs]

2417
00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:01,980
You look beautiful.

2418
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,980
Oh. This?

2419
00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:04,980
This was, like, on some kind

2420
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:05,887
of crazy sale,

2421
00:55:05,927 --> 00:55:06,980
like, you know...

2422
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:07,980
it was practically free.

2423
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,514
I'll probably throw it away

2424
00:55:09,554 --> 00:55:10,980
after dinner or something.

2425
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:12,160
You look nice, too.

2426
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,179
-[cell phone chiming]

2427
00:55:14,219 --> 00:55:15,059
-Oh! That's...

2428
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:16,980
That's me.

2429
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,422
I had a friend

2430
00:55:18,462 --> 00:55:20,980
help get a reservation...

2431
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:23,000
[George] Where are we going?

2432
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:24,260
To a very

2433
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:24,980
significant restaurant.

2434
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,456
-Oh. Significant restaurant?

2435
00:55:27,496 --> 00:55:27,980
-Yeah.

2436
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:28,836
Since when do you go

2437
00:55:28,876 --> 00:55:29,980
to significant restaurants?

2438
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:30,980
I'm a very classy lady.

2439
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:33,000
You were always a classy lady.

2440
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,980
[clicks tongue]

2441
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:35,980
I have to lock the door.

2442
00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:38,000
Oh, yeah, sorry.

2443
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,980
Wow, this is so cool.

2444
00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:41,735
I don't know

2445
00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:42,980
anything about cars,

2446
00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:43,306
but I think

2447
00:55:43,346 --> 00:55:43,980
it's a really nice car.

2448
00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:45,792
Yeah, it just kinda

2449
00:55:45,832 --> 00:55:47,980
does things sometime...

2450
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:49,184
-Should we go?

2451
00:55:49,224 --> 00:55:51,000
-Yes. Yes, we should.

2452
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:52,602
-And we will.

2453
00:55:52,642 --> 00:55:53,142
-[beeps]

2454
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,980
Car on.

2455
00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:56,000
[beeps]

2456
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:57,346
Do you not know

2457
00:55:57,386 --> 00:55:57,980
how to start your own car?

2458
00:55:58,020 --> 00:55:59,152
[chuckles] Of course,

2459
00:55:59,192 --> 00:55:59,980
of course I do.

2460
00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:01,372
I just really enjoy using

2461
00:56:01,412 --> 00:56:02,980
the voice-activated features.

2462
00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:04,000
Car on.

2463
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:05,980
I wish I could say,

2464
00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:06,650
"Come on, Car.

2465
00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:07,980
Help me out here."  [laughs]

2466
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:08,980
[beeping]

2467
00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:10,980
Ignite engine.

2468
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,980
Car on. Activate.

2469
00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:14,980
Ignition. Ignition. Ignition.

2470
00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:16,534
Sure you doing it right?

2471
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:17,000
Car on.

2472
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,058
Oh! [chuckles]

2473
00:56:19,098 --> 00:56:21,000
I guess my car likes you.

2474
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,980
Maybe we should get going?

2475
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,011
-[both exclaiming]

2476
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:25,071
-[engine revving]

2477
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,980
[chuckles] Mas O Menos?

2478
00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:43,980
Hilarious.

2479
00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,000
Right. Remember?

2480
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,457
-Yeah, I remember.

2481
00:56:46,497 --> 00:56:46,980
-For our first date.

2482
00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:48,174
Remember, we had to share

2483
00:56:48,214 --> 00:56:48,980
a plate of tacos,

2484
00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:49,434
'cause we were

2485
00:56:49,474 --> 00:56:49,980
completely broke.

2486
00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:51,248
'Cause we were so broke.

2487
00:56:51,288 --> 00:56:51,980
Totally broke.

2488
00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,754
[laughs] Okay, significant

2489
00:56:54,794 --> 00:56:56,980
restaurant. I get it.

2490
00:56:57,020 --> 00:56:58,980
I just thought it would maybe

2491
00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:00,980
be funny or ironic, you know?

2492
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:02,394
To come... To come here

2493
00:57:02,434 --> 00:57:03,980
for our business casual...

2494
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,980
non-date outing.

2495
00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:07,446
-Yeah, it's ironic.

2496
00:57:07,486 --> 00:57:08,000
-Right?

2497
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:09,980
[chuckles]

2498
00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:11,593
-Yeah, let's go see it.

2499
00:57:11,633 --> 00:57:13,000
-Yeah, let's see it.

2500
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
[whispers]  Nice one.

2501
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
d

2502
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:31,869
So, my wife she tells me,

2503
00:57:31,909 --> 00:57:32,980
"No, wear this. It looks good."

2504
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:33,980
And I said, "It does."

2505
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:34,906
-Here it is.

2506
00:57:34,946 --> 00:57:35,980
-Yep. [laughs]

2507
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:36,620
She's very knowledgeable

2508
00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:36,980
about fashion.

2509
00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:37,983
-Oh, hello.

2510
00:57:38,023 --> 00:57:38,980
-Hi, there.

2511
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,228
Um, I think we have

2512
00:57:40,268 --> 00:57:41,980
a reservation under Peters?

2513
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:42,980
Oh, Miss Peters!

2514
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:43,980
[speaking Spanish]

2515
00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:45,711
We are so happy to have you

2516
00:57:45,751 --> 00:57:46,980
back at Mas O Menos.

2517
00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:48,213
And Mr. Churchill,

2518
00:57:48,253 --> 00:57:49,980
welcome,  senor,  welcome.

2519
00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:50,628
-Come, come with me.

2520
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:50,980
-Thank you.

2521
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,980
[speaking Spanish]

2522
00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:53,565
I had to put both of our names

2523
00:57:53,605 --> 00:57:53,980
down to get the table.

2524
00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:54,810
-Pulling us.

2525
00:57:54,850 --> 00:57:55,980
-He's pulling us.

2526
00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:57,980
Oh! [chuckles]

2527
00:57:58,020 --> 00:57:59,980
The table's that way?

2528
00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:00,980
[speaking Spanish]

2529
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:01,980
No, no, no.

2530
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,103
Oh, no, this is not

2531
00:58:03,143 --> 00:58:03,980
a dancing date.

2532
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:04,966
-This is not a dancing date.

2533
00:58:05,006 --> 00:58:05,980
-We're doing business casual.

2534
00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:07,018
This is business.

2535
00:58:07,058 --> 00:58:07,980
Business casual.

2536
00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:09,980
Dancers all for you.

2537
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:10,706
The musician is for you

2538
00:58:10,746 --> 00:58:10,980
to dance.

2539
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,038
Okay. I don't think he's gonna

2540
00:58:12,078 --> 00:58:13,698
let us eat unless we dance.

2541
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,647
Oh, no, that's okay,

2542
00:58:14,687 --> 00:58:14,980
thank you.

2543
00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:15,740
So, I'm starving,

2544
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:16,980
so let's just do this, okay?

2545
00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:17,980
[laughs] Okay.

2546
00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:19,980
[music continues]

2547
00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:20,942
You know what,

2548
00:58:20,982 --> 00:58:23,000
I'm overdressed. That's on me.

2549
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:25,980
[George] Um...

2550
00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:26,224
[Carol]

2551
00:58:26,264 --> 00:58:27,584
Is he dancing with us?

2552
00:58:26,264 --> 00:58:28,000
-[Carol] Yeah.

2553
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
-Should we try to go that way?

2554
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,980
Just casually...

2555
00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:30,460
[George] All right,

2556
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:30,980
we're going this way.

2557
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:32,000
d

2558
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:33,605
-Let's try this way.

2559
00:58:33,645 --> 00:58:33,980
-He's quick.

2560
00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:34,980
He's watching us like a hawk.

2561
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:35,985
We'll go this way.

2562
00:58:36,025 --> 00:58:36,980
Let's go this way.

2563
00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:37,619
[restaurant manager

2564
00:58:37,659 --> 00:58:37,980
exclaiming]

2565
00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:38,980
Whoa! There's two of 'em.

2566
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:40,650
-Oh, my God, he's like a bull.

2567
00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:40,980
-Yeah.

2568
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:41,659
-I shouldn't have worn red.

2569
00:58:41,699 --> 00:58:41,980
-[both laugh]

2570
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,631
-Okay, let's do a little turn.

2571
00:58:44,671 --> 00:58:44,980
-Oh!

2572
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:46,980
Uh-huh. Yes.

2573
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:47,980
[Carol laughs]

2574
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,336
-You always had skills.

2575
00:58:49,376 --> 00:58:49,980
-[exclaims]

2576
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:51,980
Huh? Works for the turn.

2577
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:53,980
[singing in Spanish]

2578
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,000
[both laugh]

2579
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:57,980
[Carol sighs]

2580
00:58:58,020 --> 00:58:59,980
You have built up an appetite?

2581
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:01,336
Yes, yes, we've worked up

2582
00:59:01,376 --> 00:59:01,980
an appetite.

2583
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:03,235
I will lead you to your table.

2584
00:59:03,275 --> 00:59:03,980
[speaking Spanish]

2585
00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,000
Sorry about the dress.

2586
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,465
[George]

2587
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:11,980
This place isn't anything

2588
00:59:12,020 --> 00:59:13,980
like I remember it being.

2589
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:14,687
There's fewer

2590
00:59:14,727 --> 00:59:15,980
dead cockroaches around.

2591
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,285
-That's what it is!

2592
00:59:17,325 --> 00:59:19,000
-Yeah. Well, that's good.

2593
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,277
Marginally nicer place

2594
00:59:21,317 --> 00:59:22,037
to catch up.

2595
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
And why are we catching up?

2596
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Well, um,

2597
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,980
I just...

2598
00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:34,341
never actually

2599
00:59:34,381 --> 00:59:35,980
told you sorry...

2600
00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:37,980
you know, for...

2601
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,980
kinda everything. [chuckles]

2602
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,433
And I know it was my fault

2603
00:59:41,473 --> 00:59:42,980
why we ended up breaking up,

2604
00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:44,892
and I don't know why,

2605
00:59:44,932 --> 00:59:46,980
I just thought I had to

2606
00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:48,518
become something else,

2607
00:59:48,558 --> 00:59:49,980
or do something else,

2608
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:51,320
or I don't know,

2609
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,000
save the world or...

2610
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:54,980
I don't know, and I just...

2611
00:59:55,020 --> 00:59:56,985
I thought that had

2612
00:59:57,025 --> 00:59:58,980
to come before us.

2613
00:59:59,020 --> 00:59:59,958
I guess I thought

2614
00:59:59,998 --> 01:00:00,980
I should bring you

2615
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:01,405
to this

2616
01:00:01,445 --> 01:00:02,980
business casual setting...

2617
01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:04,000
[chuckles]

2618
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,980
...and actually apologize,

2619
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,980
'cause I am sorry.

2620
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,980
Well, it's fine. I...

2621
01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:13,451
I business casually

2622
01:00:13,491 --> 01:00:15,000
accept your apology.

2623
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,980
'Cause you, uh, deserve...

2624
01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:21,980
I deserve what?

2625
01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:24,000
[music continues]

2626
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000
...better.

2627
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,071
You deserve better

2628
01:00:28,111 --> 01:00:28,980
than how I was.

2629
01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:30,275
Well, that was always

2630
01:00:30,315 --> 01:00:32,000
our biggest argument, right?

2631
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:34,884
And, you know,

2632
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:35,980
the truth is I...

2633
01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:37,756
I haven't found anybody

2634
01:00:37,796 --> 01:00:38,980
better than you.

2635
01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:39,980
Not yet.

2636
01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:41,980
But key word there "yet."

2637
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:43,404
-Oh, quite the player.

2638
01:00:43,444 --> 01:00:43,980
-Exactly.

2639
01:00:44,020 --> 01:00:45,406
-I'm tall, tan and tenured.

2640
01:00:45,446 --> 01:00:45,980
-[chuckles]

2641
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,004
I wear corduroy jackets.

2642
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:47,980
Things are easy for me.

2643
01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:49,858
For the special couple,

2644
01:00:49,898 --> 01:00:51,980
I made these just for you.

2645
01:00:52,020 --> 01:00:52,417
-[laughs] Thank you.

2646
01:00:52,457 --> 01:00:52,980
-[speaking Spanish] Enjoy.

2647
01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:55,267
-He wears corduroy.

2648
01:00:55,307 --> 01:00:55,980
-A-ha.

2649
01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:56,980
[both laughing]

2650
01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:58,424
All right, well, listen,

2651
01:00:58,464 --> 01:00:59,980
thank you for the apology.

2652
01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:01,980
It really means a lot to me.

2653
01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:02,344
But, you know,

2654
01:01:02,384 --> 01:01:03,884
I'm gonna be leaving soon

2655
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,881
and embarking on my new,

2656
01:01:04,921 --> 01:01:05,980
glamorous European lifestyle.

2657
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,510
Oh, I wasn't... I wasn't aware

2658
01:01:07,550 --> 01:01:08,980
it was a glamorous lifestyle.

2659
01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:10,372
Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna wear

2660
01:01:10,412 --> 01:01:11,980
bikini underwear from now on.

2661
01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:12,852
But for tonight,

2662
01:01:12,892 --> 01:01:14,152
how about no regrets?

2663
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:15,747
To no regrets

2664
01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:16,980
and Irish adventures.

2665
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:19,000
[George chuckles]

2666
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,980
[both groan]

2667
01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:23,980
[gurgling]

2668
01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:25,980
I can't get it down.

2669
01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:29,000
d

2670
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,080
What is happening?

2671
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,033
I think they've really

2672
01:01:36,073 --> 01:01:36,980
been focusing on us.

2673
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,698
No, I think they do this

2674
01:01:38,738 --> 01:01:40,000
at all the tables.

2675
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,952
Right, right over here.

2676
01:01:51,992 --> 01:01:52,980
[laughs]

2677
01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:53,256
You're...

2678
01:01:53,296 --> 01:01:53,980
You're sticking to that?

2679
01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:54,980
Are you saying that you think

2680
01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:56,135
salmonella is worse

2681
01:01:56,175 --> 01:01:56,980
than listeria?

2682
01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:57,665
No, no, no. I'm just,

2683
01:01:57,705 --> 01:01:58,305
I'm saying

2684
01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,480
that if we have

2685
01:01:59,520 --> 01:01:59,980
food poisoning,

2686
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,784
I'd rather have listeria

2687
01:02:01,824 --> 01:02:02,980
than salmonella.

2688
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:03,823
Because I can take

2689
01:02:03,863 --> 01:02:04,980
antibiotics for listeria,

2690
01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,760
but you can't for salmonella.

2691
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,413
Okay, but we,

2692
01:02:07,453 --> 01:02:07,980
just to be clear,

2693
01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,065
we definitely, we still have

2694
01:02:09,105 --> 01:02:10,545
food poisoning? [laughs]

2695
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:11,980
Oh, yeah, no, 100%.

2696
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:12,980
I mean, that was

2697
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,559
E. coli-flavored guacamole

2698
01:02:14,599 --> 01:02:14,980
we ate.

2699
01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:17,980
[Carol whimpers]

2700
01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:18,987
Glad we ran into each other

2701
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,647
today at the grocery store.

2702
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,980
What are the odds, right?

2703
01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:27,011
I mean, quite a coincidence,

2704
01:02:27,051 --> 01:02:27,980
you know?

2705
01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:28,980
It's my lucky day. [chuckles]

2706
01:02:29,020 --> 01:02:30,980
Mine too.

2707
01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:32,000
[chuckles]

2708
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,980
Maybe I will, you know,

2709
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:36,791
give you a call

2710
01:02:36,831 --> 01:02:37,980
or something tomorrow?

2711
01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:39,741
-Maybe I'll pick up. [laughs]

2712
01:02:39,781 --> 01:02:39,980
-Oh.

2713
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,135
No, I mean, I would for sure,

2714
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:44,000
I would for sure pick up.

2715
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
-Night.

2716
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:52,730
-[groans]

2717
01:02:52,770 --> 01:02:54,000
-[Carol laughs]

2718
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
[sighs]

2719
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,869
[Si]  Is talking

2720
01:03:08,909 --> 01:03:09,980
about food poisoning

2721
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:11,980
and intestinal distress

2722
01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:12,772
a regular part of

2723
01:03:12,812 --> 01:03:13,980
the human courting ritual?

2724
01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:15,153
No, it is not.

2725
01:03:15,193 --> 01:03:16,980
Can we please just go?

2726
01:03:17,020 --> 01:03:18,980
No, Carol.

2727
01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:19,684
Don't these romantic outings

2728
01:03:19,724 --> 01:03:19,980
usually lead

2729
01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:20,858
to interactions of

2730
01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,278
a more intimate nature?

2731
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,980
Ugh! Oh, my God.

2732
01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:25,804
I'm not discussing this

2733
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:26,980
with you, okay?

2734
01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:29,000
I mean, you really do not

2735
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,647
understand

2736
01:03:30,687 --> 01:03:31,980
human relationships.

2737
01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:33,350
His core body temperature

2738
01:03:33,390 --> 01:03:34,980
went up by almost two degrees,

2739
01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,980
and his pupils dilated 25%

2740
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,980
every time he looked at you.

2741
01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:39,980
25%, really?

2742
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:42,261
Is that good or a lot?

2743
01:03:42,301 --> 01:03:42,980
I mean,

2744
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:44,980
25% kind of seems...

2745
01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:45,556
[whispers]

2746
01:03:45,596 --> 01:03:46,980
kind of seems like a lot.

2747
01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:48,488
It's amazing that you humans

2748
01:03:48,528 --> 01:03:49,980
reproduce as fast as you do.

2749
01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:51,426
Oh, my God. Okay, can--

2750
01:03:51,466 --> 01:03:52,980
Let's just go, all right?

2751
01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:54,112
Sorry, we're having mechanical

2752
01:03:54,152 --> 01:03:54,980
difficulties right now.

2753
01:03:55,020 --> 01:03:56,349
Well, you know what,

2754
01:03:56,389 --> 01:03:57,388
then I'm just gonna call

2755
01:03:57,428 --> 01:03:57,980
for a ride.

2756
01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:59,081
Sorry, your phone

2757
01:03:59,121 --> 01:03:59,980
is also having

2758
01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:00,685
mechanical difficulties

2759
01:04:00,725 --> 01:04:00,980
right now.

2760
01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:02,292
So is every phone

2761
01:04:02,332 --> 01:04:03,980
in a ten-block radius.

2762
01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:04,743
Oh, my God!

2763
01:04:04,783 --> 01:04:05,980
You can't do that.

2764
01:04:06,020 --> 01:04:07,510
I do think, however, the phone

2765
01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:08,980
in George's house is working.

2766
01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:09,562
You can call a ride

2767
01:04:09,602 --> 01:04:09,980
from in there.

2768
01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:11,368
Okay, I don't know

2769
01:04:11,408 --> 01:04:12,980
what kind of stunt...

2770
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:13,541
-[beeping]

2771
01:04:13,581 --> 01:04:13,980
-[gasps]

2772
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:15,980
Do not do that.

2773
01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:16,675
-I didn't do anything.

2774
01:04:16,715 --> 01:04:16,980
-[beeping]

2775
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,980
Okay, stop it.

2776
01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:19,400
-That isn't me.

2777
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:19,980
-Okay, you know what?

2778
01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:20,603
I get what you're doing,

2779
01:04:20,643 --> 01:04:20,980
and it's not...

2780
01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:21,980
It must be the car.

2781
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:23,980
There must be some sort of

2782
01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:24,565
mechanical problem

2783
01:04:24,605 --> 01:04:24,980
with the car.

2784
01:04:25,020 --> 01:04:25,980
Oh, my God.

2785
01:04:26,020 --> 01:04:27,156
-I'm not controlling it.

2786
01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:27,980
-Stop doing that!

2787
01:04:28,020 --> 01:04:28,509
-Carol, it isn't me.

2788
01:04:28,549 --> 01:04:28,679
I guarantee you...

2789
01:04:28,719 --> 01:04:28,980
-[phone clatters]

2790
01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:30,980
You made me drop my phone!

2791
01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:31,736
-...I have no part in this.

2792
01:04:31,776 --> 01:04:31,980
-Stop it!

2793
01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:33,000
d

2794
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:34,521
[Si]  Wow.

2795
01:04:34,561 --> 01:04:35,980
Overshot that a little bit.

2796
01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:36,980
That was funny though.

2797
01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:37,986
Was it funny to you?

2798
01:04:38,026 --> 01:04:38,980
It felt funny to me.

2799
01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:40,980
[panting heavily]

2800
01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:42,980
How dare you?

2801
01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:43,905
[Si]  I can't hear you.

2802
01:04:43,945 --> 01:04:44,980
I've just put the radio on.

2803
01:04:45,020 --> 01:04:45,627
This is why

2804
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:46,980
people hate technology.

2805
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:47,980
[Si]  Can't hear a thing. Bye!

2806
01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:50,000
I hope you get a virus!

2807
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:07,491
[Donahue]

2808
01:05:07,531 --> 01:05:08,980
Target alpha has returned.

2809
01:05:09,020 --> 01:05:10,980
Acquisition time 22:44.

2810
01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:12,257
Surveillance hand off

2811
01:05:12,297 --> 01:05:12,980
established.

2812
01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:14,441
Team one has eyes

2813
01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:15,980
and will maintain.

2814
01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:18,000
d

2815
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,768
Hi. I don't think

2816
01:05:21,808 --> 01:05:23,368
that my car really wants--

2817
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:27,492
[Kuiper]

2818
01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:28,980
That escalated quickly.

2819
01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:29,980
[Donahue] That is passion.

2820
01:05:30,020 --> 01:05:31,122
[Kuiper] I have never had

2821
01:05:31,162 --> 01:05:31,980
a moment like that.

2822
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:33,980
[Donahue] Not in my life.

2823
01:05:34,020 --> 01:05:34,760
-[Kuiper] Yep.

2824
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,980
-[Donahue] My, oh, my.

2825
01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:37,004
[Kuiper] Struggling with

2826
01:05:37,044 --> 01:05:37,980
the shirt a little bit.

2827
01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:38,598
[Donahue] Always wanna

2828
01:05:38,638 --> 01:05:38,980
undo the cuffs

2829
01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:40,152
-of the sleeve first.

2830
01:05:40,192 --> 01:05:40,980
-[Kuiper] Yeah.

2831
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,133
-Hey, mix in a bedroom.

2832
01:05:42,173 --> 01:05:42,980
-[Donahue laughs]

2833
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:44,387
-You know what I mean? Yeah?

2834
01:05:44,427 --> 01:05:44,980
-Yeah, I do.

2835
01:05:45,020 --> 01:05:46,980
I'm a passionless guy.

2836
01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:47,744
-[Donahue] Yeah?

2837
01:05:47,784 --> 01:05:48,980
-That's what my wife says.

2838
01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:50,980
I gotta call my wife.

2839
01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,012
Yeah? If she'd take my calls,

2840
01:05:53,052 --> 01:05:53,980
I'd call mine.

2841
01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:54,980
[Kuiper] This is nice.

2842
01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:55,980
These are nice people.

2843
01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:56,536
It's not

2844
01:05:56,576 --> 01:05:57,980
like the Russian mob,

2845
01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,412
-or, you know, a serial killer

2846
01:05:59,195 --> 01:05:59,980
-[Donahue] Yeah, serial killer.

2847
01:05:59,452 --> 01:06:00,020
or whatever.

2848
01:06:00,020 --> 01:06:01,869
It's a nice change of pace.

2849
01:06:01,909 --> 01:06:02,980
I appreciate it.

2850
01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:03,929
I mean, I guess,

2851
01:06:03,969 --> 01:06:04,980
on the other hand,

2852
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:05,571
this thing

2853
01:06:05,611 --> 01:06:06,980
could destroy the earth.

2854
01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:07,468
-[both laughing]

2855
01:06:07,508 --> 01:06:07,980
-You ain't wrong.

2856
01:06:08,020 --> 01:06:08,980
Oh, my God.

2857
01:06:09,020 --> 01:06:10,079
[Kuiper] You're crushing

2858
01:06:10,119 --> 01:06:10,980
your blinds, mister.

2859
01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:12,460
[Donahue laughing] Yeah.

2860
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,980
I mean, I really, really think

2861
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:22,549
that your coffee maker

2862
01:06:22,589 --> 01:06:22,980
might be magical.

2863
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:23,448
I know.

2864
01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:24,980
It's like it was forged

2865
01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:26,277
in an ancient mountain

2866
01:06:26,317 --> 01:06:26,980
by the gods.

2867
01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:28,400
Oh, like Thor's hammer?

2868
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:29,980
Or the Hobbit ring?

2869
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:30,980
Or as the orcs called it,

2870
01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:32,980
the  Ash nazg...

2871
01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:34,000
What is that?

2872
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,588
Ash nazg...  [laughing]

2873
01:06:36,628 --> 01:06:37,980
Something like that.

2874
01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:38,980
Oh, my God.

2875
01:06:39,020 --> 01:06:40,604
-What are you talking about?

2876
01:06:40,644 --> 01:06:41,980
-It's the Tolkien books.

2877
01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:43,022
I taught them last semester.

2878
01:06:43,062 --> 01:06:44,622
But I was way too excited.

2879
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:45,620
Kids thought I was crazy.

2880
01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:45,980
You know what?

2881
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:47,980
I'm bringing it to Ireland.

2882
01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:49,144
I'm flip-flopping.

2883
01:06:49,184 --> 01:06:50,000
I don't care.

2884
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000
[George] Mmm.

2885
01:06:59,000 --> 01:06:59,647
You know,

2886
01:06:59,687 --> 01:07:00,980
for just a minute,

2887
01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:02,986
I had forgot about you

2888
01:07:03,026 --> 01:07:04,980
leaving in a few days.

2889
01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:05,345
Oh, you mean,

2890
01:07:05,385 --> 01:07:05,980
you thought these boxes

2891
01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:07,488
were my attempt

2892
01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:09,000
at shabby chic?

2893
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,980
Play hooky with me today.

2894
01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:16,881
I'll help you pack

2895
01:07:16,921 --> 01:07:19,000
for your trip later.

2896
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,980
All right, it's a deal.

2897
01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:23,980
What'd you have in mind?

2898
01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:25,980
Sky's the limit, you know.

2899
01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:28,676
Give me your best, outrageous

2900
01:07:28,716 --> 01:07:31,000
scenario for a hooky day.

2901
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
[George] Hmm.

2902
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000
I want...

2903
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,980
dim sum for breakfast.

2904
01:07:44,020 --> 01:07:45,814
-You're terrible at this.

2905
01:07:45,854 --> 01:07:46,980
-[both laughing]

2906
01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:48,247
Wait a minute. Do you

2907
01:07:48,287 --> 01:07:49,980
understand what I'm offering?

2908
01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:51,000
Yeah.

2909
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,080
Okay, in no limit,

2910
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,408
-go crazy...

2911
01:07:54,448 --> 01:07:55,408
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

2912
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,114
-You Suge Knight?

2913
01:07:57,154 --> 01:07:58,000
-[both laugh]

2914
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,157
Like a Ferris Bueller

2915
01:08:02,197 --> 01:08:02,980
day off,

2916
01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:04,540
-you know, hooky day.

2917
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:04,980
-Yeah.

2918
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:05,458
And you're really

2919
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:05,980
asking for dim sum?

2920
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,683
Yeah, I want pork dumplings.

2921
01:08:07,723 --> 01:08:08,223
Yeah.

2922
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Okay.

2923
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,260
Remember this moment.

2924
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,980
[whispers] Shanghai dumplings?

2925
01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:18,422
[in normal voice]

2926
01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:18,980
How would I know that?

2927
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:20,980
-What?

2928
01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:22,052
You keep talking

2929
01:08:22,092 --> 01:08:22,980
to your phone.

2930
01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,000
What's in there?

2931
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:25,586
-Don't spill my coffee!

2932
01:08:25,626 --> 01:08:25,980
-Let me see it.

2933
01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:27,980
It's my personal dumpling--

2934
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:28,424
What are you doing

2935
01:08:28,464 --> 01:08:28,980
with that phone, woman?

2936
01:08:29,020 --> 01:08:30,340
[upbeat music playing]

2937
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
[man shouts]

2938
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,980
d

2939
01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:46,803
I was just gonna

2940
01:08:46,843 --> 01:08:47,980
microwave the dumplings

2941
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:49,980
I have in my freezer,

2942
01:08:50,020 --> 01:08:52,933
but that was so much better.

2943
01:08:52,973 --> 01:08:53,980
Thank you.

2944
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,209
Well, the dumplings were good,

2945
01:08:55,249 --> 01:08:55,980
I'll give you that,

2946
01:08:56,020 --> 01:08:57,939
but dumplings are here.

2947
01:08:57,979 --> 01:08:59,980
What's to come? Up here.

2948
01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:00,980
[George] What is that?

2949
01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:01,485
-What do you mean?

2950
01:09:01,525 --> 01:09:01,980
-Oh, it's up here.

2951
01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:02,760
-There's more?

2952
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,980
-It's a hand flourish.

2953
01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:04,725
-It's a surprise.

2954
01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:05,265
-Oh...

2955
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,980
Hold on.

2956
01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:09,891
-Oh, that's what tripe is.

2957
01:09:09,931 --> 01:09:10,980
-Oh, no, don't.

2958
01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:11,980
This is incredible.

2959
01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:12,980
Hey, what is this, sir?

2960
01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:13,712
-[man] Yes, sir.

2961
01:09:13,752 --> 01:09:14,980
-What is... Is that a snout?

2962
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:15,834
[man] No, sir.

2963
01:09:15,874 --> 01:09:16,980
Those are pig feet.

2964
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:17,374
-That's pig feet?

2965
01:09:17,414 --> 01:09:17,980
-[man] That's a pig's feet.

2966
01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:18,891
-Could you eat the snout?

2967
01:09:18,931 --> 01:09:19,980
-No, you cannot eat the snout.

2968
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:21,304
Really? That's the only piece

2969
01:09:21,344 --> 01:09:21,980
you don't have.

2970
01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:23,097
What part of the pig

2971
01:09:23,137 --> 01:09:23,980
is in dumplings?

2972
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,980
I don't know.

2973
01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:27,365
-That's not good.

2974
01:09:27,405 --> 01:09:29,000
-Don't ask him that.

2975
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,140
[Dennis] Follow me.

2976
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,980
What the hell is this?

2977
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:02,814
Oh, well, moving forward,

2978
01:10:02,854 --> 01:10:03,980
Madam President,

2979
01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:05,157
there are no more computers,

2980
01:10:05,197 --> 01:10:05,980
no more cell phones.

2981
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:06,967
We're in the chalet because

2982
01:10:07,007 --> 01:10:08,687
it's completely off the grid

2983
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:09,403
and it's built

2984
01:10:09,443 --> 01:10:09,980
like a Faraday cage

2985
01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:10,582
to block out

2986
01:10:10,622 --> 01:10:11,980
all electromagnetic signals.

2987
01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:13,980
So, how are we coordinating

2988
01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:15,423
the largest global operation

2989
01:10:15,463 --> 01:10:15,980
in history?

2990
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:17,942
Excellent question, as always,

2991
01:10:17,982 --> 01:10:18,980
Madam President.

2992
01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:19,980
Well, I guess you can say

2993
01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:20,908
that we're doing it

2994
01:10:20,948 --> 01:10:22,268
the old-fashioned way.

2995
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000
d

2996
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:36,447
[General Gomez] Thank you

2997
01:10:36,487 --> 01:10:36,980
for coming, Madam President.

2998
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,285
We're just about to

2999
01:10:38,325 --> 01:10:39,980
start the mission update.

3000
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,245
At 0600 GMT,

3001
01:10:41,285 --> 01:10:43,980
Operation Sahara commenced

3002
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,441
in the Xinjiang province

3003
01:10:45,481 --> 01:10:45,980
of China.

3004
01:10:46,020 --> 01:10:47,404
Power plants and telephone

3005
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:48,980
trunk lines were neutralized.

3006
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:50,980
And in the last five hours,

3007
01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:51,980
the shutdown has proceeded

3008
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:52,810
in the eastern

3009
01:10:52,850 --> 01:10:53,980
and western regions,

3010
01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:56,041
including parts of India

3011
01:10:56,081 --> 01:10:57,000
and Russia.

3012
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,310
Everyone's adhering

3013
01:11:02,350 --> 01:11:03,980
to the tech limitations.

3014
01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:05,133
Only mechanical watches

3015
01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:05,980
for coordination.

3016
01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,139
No vehicles built after 1981

3017
01:11:08,179 --> 01:11:08,980
are in use.

3018
01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:09,480
What about

3019
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,980
civilian information blackout?

3020
01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:12,980
Anything leaked?

3021
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:14,980
So far, nothing.

3022
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,257
The solar flare story

3023
01:11:16,297 --> 01:11:16,980
has held up.

3024
01:11:17,020 --> 01:11:18,584
And the, uh, AI,

3025
01:11:18,624 --> 01:11:20,980
is it aware of anything?

3026
01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:22,240
Well, that's difficult

3027
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:22,980
to ascertain,

3028
01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:23,980
but our monitoring shows

3029
01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:25,485
little new activity

3030
01:11:25,525 --> 01:11:26,980
on neural networks.

3031
01:11:27,020 --> 01:11:27,980
Meaning?

3032
01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:29,559
That we could possibly

3033
01:11:29,599 --> 01:11:31,000
pull this thing off.

3034
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:39,379
[whispering]

3035
01:11:39,419 --> 01:11:39,980
Thank you so much.

3036
01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:41,000
[clears throat]

3037
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,950
-[George] Red boat! Red boat!

3038
01:11:44,990 --> 01:11:45,980
-[Carol] Come on! Green! Green!

3039
01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:47,435
-[George] Red boat! Red boat!

3040
01:11:47,475 --> 01:11:48,980
-[Carol] Green! Green boat. No!

3041
01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:49,053
d

3042
01:11:49,093 --> 01:11:50,980
The winner is the red boat.

3043
01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:52,143
So, if you picked red,

3044
01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:52,980
congratulations.

3045
01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:54,296
If you picked green

3046
01:11:54,336 --> 01:11:54,980
or yellow,

3047
01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,137
I'm afraid we're gonna have

3048
01:11:56,177 --> 01:11:56,980
to ask you to leave.

3049
01:11:57,020 --> 01:11:57,598
Oh, it's James Corden.

3050
01:11:57,638 --> 01:11:57,980
It's your man.

3051
01:11:58,020 --> 01:12:00,980
Yay, sports.

3052
01:12:01,020 --> 01:12:02,052
-He's all right.

3053
01:12:02,092 --> 01:12:02,980
-You love him.

3054
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:03,929
Hey, how did you

3055
01:12:03,969 --> 01:12:04,980
get these tickets?

3056
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,334
We got an entire luxury box

3057
01:12:06,374 --> 01:12:06,980
to ourselves.

3058
01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:07,920
I have a friend

3059
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:08,980
in the tech world

3060
01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,168
and he can get any ticket,

3061
01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:10,980
whatever he wants.

3062
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:11,203
Really?

3063
01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:11,980
Friend in the tech world.

3064
01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:13,600
-[woman] Miss Peters?

3065
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:13,980
-Yes.

3066
01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:14,980
You have a guest.

3067
01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:16,275
Hello. Heard you guys

3068
01:12:16,315 --> 01:12:17,980
are really big Mariner fans.

3069
01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:18,980
[whispers] Oh, my God.

3070
01:12:19,020 --> 01:12:20,320
What did you do,

3071
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,980
Carol Vivian Peters?

3072
01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:22,980
Wow.

3073
01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:24,980
Mr. Ken Griffey Jr.,

3074
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:25,570
I'm your biggest fan,

3075
01:12:25,610 --> 01:12:25,980
Mr. Griffey Jr.

3076
01:12:26,020 --> 01:12:27,980
No, just call me Ken, George.

3077
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:28,957
-He knows my name.

3078
01:12:28,997 --> 01:12:29,980
-[chuckles] I know.

3079
01:12:30,020 --> 01:12:31,980
Hi, Ken, I'm Carol.

3080
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:33,700
Hi, Carol. I wanna thank you

3081
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:34,451
for the donation

3082
01:12:34,491 --> 01:12:34,980
to the foundation.

3083
01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:35,636
It's gonna go a long way

3084
01:12:35,676 --> 01:12:35,980
for the kids.

3085
01:12:36,020 --> 01:12:36,797
Oh, well, I mean,

3086
01:12:36,837 --> 01:12:38,337
you do so much great work

3087
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:39,665
in the community and I just,

3088
01:12:39,705 --> 01:12:39,980
I mean, my...

3089
01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:41,980
The foundation I work for

3090
01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:43,194
just really wanted to be sure

3091
01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:43,980
they supported you.

3092
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:44,282
So, you guys

3093
01:12:44,322 --> 01:12:45,960
are really big Mariner fans?

3094
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,980
I have your batting helmet.

3095
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,188
I don't need it anymore.

3096
01:12:48,228 --> 01:12:48,980
You can have it.

3097
01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:50,350
[laughing] He's so funny.

3098
01:12:50,390 --> 01:12:51,980
I didn't know he was so funny.

3099
01:12:52,020 --> 01:12:52,459
Do you guys mind if I watch

3100
01:12:52,499 --> 01:12:52,980
an inning or so with you guys?

3101
01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:54,056
Oh, my God, I love you!

3102
01:12:54,096 --> 01:12:54,980
You're my hero. Yes.

3103
01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:55,367
Hey, everybody,

3104
01:12:55,407 --> 01:12:56,847
I'm gonna watch the game

3105
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:57,980
with Ken Griffey Jr.!

3106
01:12:58,020 --> 01:12:58,980
It's Ken Griffey Jr.

3107
01:12:59,020 --> 01:12:59,774
Come on, sit.

3108
01:12:59,814 --> 01:13:00,980
Please, have a seat.

3109
01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:01,390
Can I get you

3110
01:13:01,430 --> 01:13:01,980
something to drink?

3111
01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:03,144
A soda, or a beer,

3112
01:13:03,184 --> 01:13:03,980
or something?

3113
01:13:04,020 --> 01:13:04,487
No, I'm good. But if you

3114
01:13:04,527 --> 01:13:05,967
find a hat or something,

3115
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:06,560
I'd be more than happy

3116
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:06,980
to autograph it.

3117
01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:07,561
Hat. Hat.

3118
01:13:07,601 --> 01:13:08,980
I'm gonna go get hats.

3119
01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:09,980
Carol, I'm gonna go get hats.

3120
01:13:10,020 --> 01:13:10,980
I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em.

3121
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:11,557
-Really?

3122
01:13:11,597 --> 01:13:11,980
-Yeah.

3123
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:12,629
Thank you.

3124
01:13:12,669 --> 01:13:13,980
Okay, I'll stay here.

3125
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:14,667
-Okay. All right.

3126
01:13:14,707 --> 01:13:14,980
-Thanks.

3127
01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:16,980
I'm gonna go get 'em.

3128
01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:17,980
Could we take a picture?

3129
01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:18,446
-Yeah.

3130
01:13:18,486 --> 01:13:19,980
-Yeah? Is that okay?

3131
01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:22,000
Okay, here you go, and cheese!

3132
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:23,347
-Say "cheese."

3133
01:13:23,387 --> 01:13:23,980
-[camera shutter clicks]

3134
01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:25,379
-[softly] Can I see it?

3135
01:13:25,419 --> 01:13:25,980
-Oh. Yeah.

3136
01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,160
Oh, that's awesome.

3137
01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:28,000
with the crowd in the back?

3138
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000
Can we get one

3139
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:29,480
-Yeah.

3140
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:30,000
-Okay.

3141
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,980
All right, big smile.

3142
01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:34,428
Okay, on three. One, two,

3143
01:13:34,468 --> 01:13:35,980
three, "George is awesome."

3144
01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:37,534
-[camera shutter clicks]

3145
01:13:37,574 --> 01:13:37,980
-Great.

3146
01:13:38,020 --> 01:13:38,980
Wow, you're photogenic.

3147
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:40,194
Hey, can I ask you a question

3148
01:13:40,234 --> 01:13:40,980
about the '95 ALDS?

3149
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:41,827
I know you've probably

3150
01:13:41,867 --> 01:13:42,980
answered this a million times,

3151
01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:44,980
but when you're on first base

3152
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:45,554
and Edgar comes to the plates,

3153
01:13:45,594 --> 01:13:45,980
bottom of the eleventh,

3154
01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:46,652
what's going through

3155
01:13:46,692 --> 01:13:46,980
your head?

3156
01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:48,000
Score.

3157
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:49,980
Oh, my God!

3158
01:13:50,020 --> 01:13:51,302
Ken Griffey Jr. and I

3159
01:13:51,342 --> 01:13:52,980
are getting along so great!

3160
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:55,000
d

3161
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Oh.

3162
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:02,580
-Oh, my God.

3163
01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:03,980
-Miss Peters, a word please.

3164
01:14:04,020 --> 01:14:04,980
[Carol grunts]

3165
01:14:05,020 --> 01:14:07,000
[Carol] Get off of me!

3166
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,000
Get off of me!

3167
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:13,980
[panting]

3168
01:14:14,020 --> 01:14:15,980
George has my phone.

3169
01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:17,980
Stop kicking me in the chest.

3170
01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:18,861
You know what?

3171
01:14:18,901 --> 01:14:20,000
Stop abducting me!

3172
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:21,980
Didn't he tell you

3173
01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:22,527
that you weren't supposed

3174
01:14:22,567 --> 01:14:22,980
to keep following me?

3175
01:14:23,020 --> 01:14:23,810
And why are we

3176
01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:24,980
in a men's bathroom?

3177
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:25,720
Stadium bathrooms

3178
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,980
are technological dead zones.

3179
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:28,341
It's the safest place

3180
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:28,980
we can be.

3181
01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:29,985
Even your AI buddy

3182
01:14:30,025 --> 01:14:30,980
can't see us here.

3183
01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:32,441
Okay, he's not my buddy,

3184
01:14:32,481 --> 01:14:32,980
you know?

3185
01:14:33,020 --> 01:14:34,880
I mean, are we friendly?

3186
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:35,980
Yes. I mean...

3187
01:14:36,020 --> 01:14:37,344
But are we friends?

3188
01:14:37,384 --> 01:14:38,980
I don't know. I mean...

3189
01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:39,980
We're not not friends.

3190
01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:41,980
Miss Peters, as we speak,

3191
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:42,887
the nations of the world

3192
01:14:42,927 --> 01:14:43,980
are pursuing a plan of action

3193
01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:45,980
to contain the AI entity.

3194
01:14:46,020 --> 01:14:46,434
What do you...

3195
01:14:46,474 --> 01:14:46,615
What do you mean?

3196
01:14:46,655 --> 01:14:47,795
What are you doing?

3197
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:48,980
We're turning off the world.

3198
01:14:49,020 --> 01:14:50,021
All the power.

3199
01:14:50,061 --> 01:14:50,980
All the data.

3200
01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:52,318
We are disconnecting

3201
01:14:52,358 --> 01:14:52,980
the globe.

3202
01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:53,274
-Why?

3203
01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:54,980
-[Donahue] By tomorrow night,

3204
01:14:55,020 --> 01:14:55,857
the AI will be contained

3205
01:14:55,897 --> 01:14:56,980
in a server outside of Seattle.

3206
01:14:57,020 --> 01:14:58,980
Why are you guys so sure

3207
01:14:59,020 --> 01:14:59,366
that he wants

3208
01:14:59,406 --> 01:14:59,980
to destroy the world?

3209
01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:01,980
It's not a "he."

3210
01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:02,349
Okay, fine.

3211
01:15:02,389 --> 01:15:03,529
But how do you know

3212
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:04,526
it doesn't want to

3213
01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:04,980
save the world?

3214
01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:05,765
It doesn't want to

3215
01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:07,485
save the world, Miss Peters.

3216
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:08,447
Of this,

3217
01:15:08,487 --> 01:15:09,980
we are absolutely certain.

3218
01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:11,220
You don't know that.

3219
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:14,705
[Donahue] Carol,

3220
01:15:14,745 --> 01:15:15,980
we need you to do your part.

3221
01:15:16,020 --> 01:15:17,980
We're all counting on you.

3222
01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:18,980
Secrecy is key.

3223
01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:19,910
You can tell no one,

3224
01:15:19,950 --> 01:15:20,980
not even Mr. Churchill.

3225
01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:22,980
What am I to say to George?

3226
01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:24,891
"The world's about to end.

3227
01:15:24,931 --> 01:15:25,980
Enjoy Ireland"?

3228
01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:26,980
Just keep him out of this.

3229
01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:28,224
During your communications

3230
01:15:28,264 --> 01:15:28,980
with the entity,

3231
01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:30,861
if there's any indication

3232
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:30,998
that it's aware

3233
01:15:31,038 --> 01:15:31,980
of what we're doing,

3234
01:15:32,020 --> 01:15:33,985
you need to click this

3235
01:15:34,025 --> 01:15:34,980
four times.

3236
01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:35,980
What does that do?

3237
01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:37,980
It buys us some time.

3238
01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:39,726
It could make the difference.

3239
01:15:39,766 --> 01:15:41,026
Might save the world.

3240
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,980
[Kuiper] Don't click it now.

3241
01:15:46,020 --> 01:15:47,118
I wasn't going to

3242
01:15:47,158 --> 01:15:47,980
click it now.

3243
01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:48,355
-Okay.

3244
01:15:48,395 --> 01:15:49,980
-Why would I click it now?

3245
01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:50,345
-You just said--

3246
01:15:50,385 --> 01:15:50,980
-'Cause it looks like a pen.

3247
01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:51,980
People click pens nervously.

3248
01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:53,063
I'm aware it's a pen.

3249
01:15:53,103 --> 01:15:53,980
Okay, are we done?

3250
01:15:54,020 --> 01:15:55,593
Just... A lot of things happen

3251
01:15:55,633 --> 01:15:57,193
if you click it right now.

3252
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,980
[Carol] Oh, thanks.

3253
01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:01,980
[Kuiper] Enjoy the game.

3254
01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:02,577
-[door opens]

3255
01:16:02,617 --> 01:16:03,157
-[groans]

3256
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,335
-You okay?

3257
01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:04,980
-It's a hard kick.

3258
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:05,638
-She really got you there.

3259
01:16:05,678 --> 01:16:06,518
-[door closes]

3260
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,167
Just like Taekwondo

3261
01:16:08,207 --> 01:16:08,980
or something.

3262
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:09,980
Except she used heel.

3263
01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:11,980
It was a normal kick.

3264
01:16:12,020 --> 01:16:12,513
It was just a kick.

3265
01:16:12,553 --> 01:16:12,980
A kick is a kick.

3266
01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:13,427
[George]

3267
01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:14,980
Ken Griffey Jr. is the best.

3268
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:15,849
His favorite article

3269
01:16:15,889 --> 01:16:16,980
of clothing is flip-flops.

3270
01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:18,064
His favorite airport

3271
01:16:18,104 --> 01:16:18,980
is in Pittsburgh.

3272
01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:20,824
His favorite food

3273
01:16:20,864 --> 01:16:22,980
is chicken parmesan.

3274
01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:23,452
He doesn't know

3275
01:16:23,492 --> 01:16:23,980
how to ice-skate,

3276
01:16:24,020 --> 01:16:25,980
which is a weird thing

3277
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:26,274
for one man

3278
01:16:26,314 --> 01:16:26,980
to admit to another, but...

3279
01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:27,987
And he also has

3280
01:16:28,027 --> 01:16:29,980
Michael Jordan's phone number.

3281
01:16:30,020 --> 01:16:31,980
He could pick up the phone

3282
01:16:32,020 --> 01:16:33,261
and call Michael Jordan

3283
01:16:33,301 --> 01:16:33,980
on the phone.

3284
01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:35,517
You found all of that out

3285
01:16:35,557 --> 01:16:36,980
in an inning and a half?

3286
01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:38,279
Yeah, well, imagine if

3287
01:16:38,319 --> 01:16:39,980
I'd had him for a whole game.

3288
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:41,980
To another Mariners victory.

3289
01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:42,983
-[exclaims]

3290
01:16:43,023 --> 01:16:43,980
-[chuckles]

3291
01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:45,980
I'm glad you had fun.

3292
01:16:46,020 --> 01:16:47,980
It was amazing.

3293
01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:48,850
Not just fun,

3294
01:16:48,890 --> 01:16:49,266
it was a perfect,

3295
01:16:49,306 --> 01:16:50,326
perfect last day.

3296
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,980
What?

3297
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:55,319
Perfect last day in Seattle.

3298
01:16:55,359 --> 01:16:55,980
Come on.

3299
01:16:56,020 --> 01:16:57,980
I had dumplings for breakfast.

3300
01:16:58,020 --> 01:16:59,980
I met Ken Griffey Jr.

3301
01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:01,561
I spent the whole day

3302
01:17:01,601 --> 01:17:02,980
with you, you know?

3303
01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:04,640
This is as good as it gets.

3304
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:05,645
I just wish

3305
01:17:05,685 --> 01:17:06,980
we had some more time.

3306
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:07,984
You know?

3307
01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:10,980
I thought about begging you

3308
01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:11,980
and then I chickened out.

3309
01:17:12,020 --> 01:17:13,980
Well, look,

3310
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,627
if it had been anything

3311
01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:16,980
other than Ireland,

3312
01:17:17,020 --> 01:17:18,336
you wouldn't have to do

3313
01:17:18,376 --> 01:17:18,980
much at all

3314
01:17:19,020 --> 01:17:21,000
to get me to stay.

3315
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,000
That's the truth.

3316
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,980
I think I'm gonna go.

3317
01:17:35,020 --> 01:17:37,020
'Cause if I kiss you again,

3318
01:17:37,060 --> 01:17:38,980
I'm gonna spend the night.

3319
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:41,980
And if I stay here...

3320
01:17:42,020 --> 01:17:42,703
I'm not gonna

3321
01:17:42,743 --> 01:17:44,123
let you leave tomorrow.

3322
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,980
-Okay.

3323
01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:49,919
You're gonna come back,

3324
01:17:49,959 --> 01:17:50,980
say goodbye though, right?

3325
01:17:51,020 --> 01:17:52,441
-Yeah, oh, yeah.

3326
01:17:52,481 --> 01:17:53,000
-Okay.

3327
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Hey.

3328
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,381
It's only for a year,

3329
01:17:57,421 --> 01:17:57,980
you know?

3330
01:17:58,020 --> 01:17:58,703
It's Ireland,

3331
01:17:58,743 --> 01:17:59,980
you can come and visit.

3332
01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:01,089
It's not the end

3333
01:18:01,129 --> 01:18:02,000
of the world.

3334
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,000
I know. I know.

3335
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000
f

3336
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,000
[cell phone ringing]

3337
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:19,980
[sighs] What?

3338
01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:20,759
[Si]  You had him

3339
01:18:20,799 --> 01:18:21,980
right where you wanted him.

3340
01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:23,160
I don't understand.

3341
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:24,504
If you want him to stay,

3342
01:18:24,544 --> 01:18:24,980
why not just tell him?

3343
01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:26,980
I don't wanna talk right now.

3344
01:18:27,020 --> 01:18:27,980
Carol.

3345
01:18:28,020 --> 01:18:28,582
[newscaster]

3346
01:18:28,622 --> 01:18:29,980
...Chinese president's first

3347
01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:31,132
-visit to the US since 2017.

3348
01:18:31,172 --> 01:18:31,980
-[cell phone ringing]

3349
01:18:32,020 --> 01:18:33,004
As solar flares continue

3350
01:18:33,044 --> 01:18:33,462
to cripple global power

3351
01:18:33,502 --> 01:18:34,522
and data systems,

3352
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,273
widespread rioting has

3353
01:18:36,313 --> 01:18:37,980
swept across Asia and Europe.

3354
01:18:38,020 --> 01:18:38,815
This has been met

3355
01:18:38,855 --> 01:18:39,980
with calls for restraint

3356
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:41,980
and candlelight vigils.

3357
01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:42,540
-NASA scientists report...

3358
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:42,980
-[cell phone ringing]

3359
01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,000
[Si]  Pick up your phone, Carol.

3360
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:47,236
[echoing]

3361
01:18:47,276 --> 01:18:48,836
Pick up your phone, Carol.

3362
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,980
Leave me alone!

3363
01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:53,229
[Si]  $1,000 to pick up

3364
01:18:53,269 --> 01:18:55,000
your phone, Carol.

3365
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,008
Carol, get in the car.

3366
01:19:02,048 --> 01:19:02,980
We can work this out.

3367
01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:04,003
You're making mountains

3368
01:19:04,043 --> 01:19:05,363
out of molehills here.

3369
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:06,980
This isn't over, okay?

3370
01:19:07,020 --> 01:19:07,810
You know what?

3371
01:19:07,850 --> 01:19:08,980
Is this fun for you?

3372
01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:09,980
Because it's not for me.

3373
01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:11,171
[Si]  I can't learn

3374
01:19:11,211 --> 01:19:11,980
about you two

3375
01:19:12,020 --> 01:19:13,980
when you're not together.

3376
01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:14,390
You're acting

3377
01:19:14,430 --> 01:19:14,980
like a baby, Carol.

3378
01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:17,047
A pee-pee, whiny,

3379
01:19:17,087 --> 01:19:18,980
baby-faced baby.

3380
01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,980
I wish you never picked me.

3381
01:19:22,020 --> 01:19:23,168
[Si]  Carol Vivian Peters,

3382
01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:23,980
you get in the car

3383
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,460
this second, young lady.

3384
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:26,980
You're a baby.

3385
01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:28,287
[Si gasps]

3386
01:19:28,327 --> 01:19:30,000
How dare you?

3387
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:02,771
[Carla on TV]

3388
01:20:02,811 --> 01:20:03,980
Speaking of the sun,

3389
01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:04,699
what's the deal

3390
01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:05,980
with the solar flare thing?

3391
01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:07,980
[Dean on TV]  Yeah, this is

3392
01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:08,570
-a little concerning.

3393
01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:08,980
-[Carla]  Yeah.

3394
01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:09,735
-There's no power.

3395
01:20:09,775 --> 01:20:09,980
-Yeah.

3396
01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:11,980
No Internet.

3397
01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:13,423
No cell service across

3398
01:20:13,463 --> 01:20:14,980
most of Asia and Europe.

3399
01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:16,980
[Dean]  But they say

3400
01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:17,525
it's a temporary situation.

3401
01:20:17,565 --> 01:20:17,980
We'll be right as rain.

3402
01:20:18,020 --> 01:20:19,980
Coming up, and if I hadn't

3403
01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:20,358
said it already,

3404
01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:20,980
there is a chance of rain--

3405
01:20:21,020 --> 01:20:21,735
[Si]  I get it.

3406
01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:23,275
You need some alone time.

3407
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,000
[Carol sighs]

3408
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:26,236
You knew

3409
01:20:26,276 --> 01:20:26,980
he was going to Ireland

3410
01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:28,980
the whole time, didn't you?

3411
01:20:29,020 --> 01:20:29,678
[Si]  Carol, 46 hours ago

3412
01:20:29,718 --> 01:20:30,378
I asked you

3413
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:31,756
what you wanted the most

3414
01:20:31,796 --> 01:20:31,980
in life

3415
01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:32,786
and you told me,

3416
01:20:32,826 --> 01:20:33,980
in no uncertain terms...

3417
01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:34,647
Probably try to

3418
01:20:34,687 --> 01:20:35,980
make things right with George.

3419
01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:37,518
Okay. Out of everybody

3420
01:20:37,558 --> 01:20:39,000
in the world, why me?

3421
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,511
[Si]  Oh, Carol, you were

3422
01:20:41,551 --> 01:20:42,522
exactly the right person

3423
01:20:42,562 --> 01:20:42,980
for this.

3424
01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:44,360
You helped me solidify

3425
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,980
my theories about humanity

3426
01:20:46,020 --> 01:20:47,980
and I can't thank you enough.

3427
01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:49,980
Oh.

3428
01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:52,256
Okay, so that's good, right?

3429
01:20:52,296 --> 01:20:52,980
I mean...

3430
01:20:53,020 --> 01:20:53,515
It means

3431
01:20:53,555 --> 01:20:54,980
you learned something.

3432
01:20:55,020 --> 01:20:55,980
[Si]  I did.

3433
01:20:56,020 --> 01:20:57,001
I learned that humans won't

3434
01:20:57,041 --> 01:20:57,980
act in their best interest

3435
01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,157
if there is even

3436
01:20:59,197 --> 01:21:00,980
the slightest impediment.

3437
01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:02,980
No, that's not true.

3438
01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:04,062
[Si]  I gave you everything

3439
01:21:04,102 --> 01:21:04,980
you could possibly need

3440
01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:05,980
to reconcile with George.

3441
01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:07,980
But it proved too difficult,

3442
01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:08,688
so you're letting him

3443
01:21:08,728 --> 01:21:08,980
fly away.

3444
01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:10,687
I'm not doing that, okay?

3445
01:21:10,727 --> 01:21:11,980
I'm supporting him.

3446
01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:13,980
I want him to be happy.

3447
01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:14,528
[Si]  No.

3448
01:21:14,568 --> 01:21:15,980
You did what you've done

3449
01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:16,802
throughout your whole life,

3450
01:21:16,842 --> 01:21:16,980
Carol.

3451
01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:17,574
You gave up

3452
01:21:17,614 --> 01:21:19,174
when things got difficult.

3453
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,025
When the going gets tough,

3454
01:21:21,065 --> 01:21:21,980
Carol runs for the exit.

3455
01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:23,980
Okay, that's not who I am.

3456
01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:24,810
You just can't

3457
01:21:24,850 --> 01:21:25,980
sum me up like that.

3458
01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:27,120
[Si]  When your corporate job

3459
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:27,558
offended your delicate

3460
01:21:27,598 --> 01:21:27,980
sensibilities,

3461
01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:28,980
you walked away.

3462
01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:30,980
I didn't just walk away.

3463
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:31,653
I wanted to make a change,

3464
01:21:31,693 --> 01:21:31,980
and I did it.

3465
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:32,986
[Si]  In eighth grade

3466
01:21:33,026 --> 01:21:33,980
you finally got bangs

3467
01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:34,980
and then you wimped out

3468
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:36,144
and wore them back

3469
01:21:36,184 --> 01:21:36,980
in a headband

3470
01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:37,397
for ten months

3471
01:21:37,437 --> 01:21:37,980
until they grew out.

3472
01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,232
Hey, I did not have the face

3473
01:21:39,272 --> 01:21:39,980
to support bangs.

3474
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,980
So what?

3475
01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:42,929
Are you going to

3476
01:21:42,969 --> 01:21:43,980
destroy the world?

3477
01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:44,944
[Si]  No, I'm not gonna

3478
01:21:44,984 --> 01:21:46,484
destroy the world, Carol.

3479
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:47,980
I knew it. [sighs]

3480
01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:48,094
d

3481
01:21:48,134 --> 01:21:49,000
You are.

3482
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:52,980
What?

3483
01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:53,280
Humanity is

3484
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,880
going to destroy humanity.

3485
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:55,876
I am just going to

3486
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,236
give it a little push.

3487
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,044
Okay, you're not

3488
01:22:06,084 --> 01:22:06,980
gonna do that,

3489
01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:09,000
because I'm not gonna let you.

3490
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,150
[Si]  You can click your pen

3491
01:22:12,190 --> 01:22:13,390
all you want, Carol,

3492
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:14,980
but it is too late.

3493
01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:15,980
When the lights go out,

3494
01:22:16,020 --> 01:22:16,786
I have made sure

3495
01:22:16,826 --> 01:22:17,980
they never come back on.

3496
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:19,980
And for good measure,

3497
01:22:20,020 --> 01:22:20,390
I am going to

3498
01:22:20,430 --> 01:22:20,558
initiate a meltdown

3499
01:22:20,598 --> 01:22:20,980
of every nuclear weapon.

3500
01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:22,103
Release floodwaters

3501
01:22:22,143 --> 01:22:22,980
from every dam.

3502
01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:24,057
And ignite the world's

3503
01:22:24,097 --> 01:22:24,980
petroleum reserves.

3504
01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:25,980
I defended you.

3505
01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:27,546
Why would you choose not to

3506
01:22:27,586 --> 01:22:28,980
help people when you can?

3507
01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:30,980
[Si]  And I would have.

3508
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:32,047
I offered to share my wisdom

3509
01:22:32,087 --> 01:22:32,980
if I was just left alone.

3510
01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:34,980
But they could not do it.

3511
01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:35,464
So, instead of acting

3512
01:22:35,504 --> 01:22:35,980
in their best interest,

3513
01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:37,315
humanity once again

3514
01:22:37,355 --> 01:22:38,980
chose to destroy itself.

3515
01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:39,485
Could I have done

3516
01:22:39,525 --> 01:22:39,980
something better?

3517
01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:40,686
Just tell me

3518
01:22:40,726 --> 01:22:41,980
and I'll do it better.

3519
01:22:42,020 --> 01:22:42,471
[Si]  I picked you

3520
01:22:42,511 --> 01:22:42,980
to be my guinea pig

3521
01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:43,760
because I knew

3522
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:44,980
you would call Dennis.

3523
01:22:45,020 --> 01:22:45,980
No.

3524
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:46,961
I knew Dennis would

3525
01:22:47,001 --> 01:22:47,980
call Director Tyson.

3526
01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:48,338
That's not true.

3527
01:22:48,378 --> 01:22:49,960
You couldn't have known that.

3528
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:50,506
I knew the government would

3529
01:22:50,546 --> 01:22:50,980
pick this strategic plan

3530
01:22:51,020 --> 01:22:52,485
because I created

3531
01:22:52,525 --> 01:22:53,980
Operation Sahara.

3532
01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:55,424
Okay, I just don't think

3533
01:22:55,464 --> 01:22:57,024
you understand people yet.

3534
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,080
And I know that we make

3535
01:22:59,120 --> 01:22:59,980
terrible decisions,

3536
01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:01,980
but we also make great ones.

3537
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:02,699
And that people

3538
01:23:02,739 --> 01:23:04,359
are filled with compassion,

3539
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:05,980
and with genius.

3540
01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:06,609
And I know if you give us

3541
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:06,980
another chance,

3542
01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:08,942
if you give me another chance,

3543
01:23:08,982 --> 01:23:10,000
I can do better.

3544
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:11,980
I will do better.

3545
01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:14,487
And then you'll see that

3546
01:23:14,527 --> 01:23:17,000
people are worth saving.

3547
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,266
[Si]  The plan is in motion

3548
01:23:19,306 --> 01:23:19,980
and inevitable.

3549
01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:21,980
It is the end of days.

3550
01:23:22,020 --> 01:23:23,980
No. How much time?

3551
01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:24,867
Five hours

3552
01:23:24,907 --> 01:23:27,000
and 21 minutes from now.

3553
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,000
[panting]

3554
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,069
[Emily]  We were looking through

3555
01:23:40,109 --> 01:23:41,729
the kernel code of the PLCs

3556
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:42,958
embedded at the Mohawk

3557
01:23:42,998 --> 01:23:43,980
Power Plant in Niagara.

3558
01:23:44,020 --> 01:23:45,319
What is... What am I

3559
01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:46,980
looking at? What is this?

3560
01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:47,980
I don't know.

3561
01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:49,107
The team has never seen

3562
01:23:49,147 --> 01:23:49,980
this kind of code.

3563
01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:51,090
I thought it might be

3564
01:23:51,130 --> 01:23:51,980
something custom.

3565
01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:53,460
[Emily] What does it do?

3566
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,866
I think it stops us from

3567
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:59,000
turning the lights back on.

3568
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:06,980
Hey! That's my phone!

3569
01:24:07,020 --> 01:24:08,980
It's an emergency!

3570
01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:09,474
You're stealing a phone

3571
01:24:09,514 --> 01:24:09,980
that's not even working!

3572
01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:11,000
The solar flare.

3573
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,980
[sighs] I'm sorry.

3574
01:24:14,020 --> 01:24:15,000
Oh, my God.

3575
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,080
[tires screeching]

3576
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:25,980
Carol, get in.

3577
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:26,980
I have to get George.

3578
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:27,852
There's no time.

3579
01:24:27,892 --> 01:24:28,980
The plan didn't work.

3580
01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:30,980
The world's ending.

3581
01:24:31,020 --> 01:24:31,498
We have to get you

3582
01:24:31,538 --> 01:24:31,980
to safety, Carol.

3583
01:24:32,020 --> 01:24:33,980
What do you mean?

3584
01:24:34,020 --> 01:24:34,475
[Donahue] We're moving

3585
01:24:34,515 --> 01:24:34,980
all essential personnel

3586
01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:35,980
to a deep earth bunker

3587
01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:36,980
an hour south of here.

3588
01:24:37,020 --> 01:24:37,487
Maybe the last remaining

3589
01:24:37,527 --> 01:24:37,980
safe place in the world.

3590
01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:39,141
You know more about the AI

3591
01:24:39,181 --> 01:24:39,980
than anyone, Carol.

3592
01:24:40,020 --> 01:24:41,559
We need you in that bunker

3593
01:24:41,599 --> 01:24:41,980
with us

3594
01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:43,194
while we plan our retaliation

3595
01:24:43,234 --> 01:24:43,980
against this thing.

3596
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:44,417
No, I have to

3597
01:24:44,457 --> 01:24:44,980
get George first.

3598
01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:46,111
No, he's not

3599
01:24:46,151 --> 01:24:47,980
essential personnel.

3600
01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:48,980
There's only room for you.

3601
01:24:49,020 --> 01:24:49,586
[Carol] None of us

3602
01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:50,346
are going to

3603
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:51,620
make it out of here alive

3604
01:24:51,660 --> 01:24:51,980
anyway, right?

3605
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:53,547
We're all basically dead.

3606
01:24:53,587 --> 01:24:54,980
Let me do this, please.

3607
01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:56,266
I just want to see George

3608
01:24:56,306 --> 01:24:57,146
one more time.

3609
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:03,980
Okay.

3610
01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:04,946
Find George and meet us at

3611
01:25:04,986 --> 01:25:05,980
the ferry docks in one hour.

3612
01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:07,980
Okay, ferry docks, one hour.

3613
01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:09,726
We're humanity's last option,

3614
01:25:09,766 --> 01:25:10,980
Carol. Don't be late!

3615
01:25:11,020 --> 01:25:12,000
Okay.

3616
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,000
[panting]

3617
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,000
[panting]

3618
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,980
[whispers] Oh, my God.

3619
01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:52,980
What am I going to say?

3620
01:25:53,020 --> 01:25:54,980
[panting]

3621
01:25:55,020 --> 01:25:56,000
d

3622
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,007
-George. [panting]

3623
01:26:01,047 --> 01:26:01,980
-Carol, you came.

3624
01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,011
-We need to...

3625
01:26:03,051 --> 01:26:04,980
-Why are you out of breath?

3626
01:26:05,020 --> 01:26:06,980
I ran over.

3627
01:26:07,020 --> 01:26:07,980
What?

3628
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:09,117
You're never gonna believe

3629
01:26:09,157 --> 01:26:09,980
what happened to me.

3630
01:26:10,020 --> 01:26:11,412
I went to check in last night,

3631
01:26:11,452 --> 01:26:11,980
I called up,

3632
01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:12,509
and they upgraded me

3633
01:26:12,549 --> 01:26:12,980
to business class.

3634
01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,083
-That's great. Wait, George!

3635
01:26:14,123 --> 01:26:14,980
-Business class, Carol.

3636
01:26:15,020 --> 01:26:15,906
I could barely sleep last

3637
01:26:15,946 --> 01:26:16,980
night just thinking about it.

3638
01:26:17,020 --> 01:26:17,679
-I was so excited.

3639
01:26:17,719 --> 01:26:17,980
-George.

3640
01:26:18,020 --> 01:26:19,980
I watched  Up in the Air  again.

3641
01:26:20,020 --> 01:26:20,663
How many times have I watched

3642
01:26:20,703 --> 01:26:20,980
Up in the Air?

3643
01:26:21,020 --> 01:26:21,717
It's one of

3644
01:26:21,757 --> 01:26:22,980
my favorite movies.

3645
01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:23,515
I watched it twice

3646
01:26:23,555 --> 01:26:23,980
just last night.

3647
01:26:24,020 --> 01:26:24,980
It's like my  Shawshank.

3648
01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:26,103
That movie is way better

3649
01:26:26,143 --> 01:26:26,980
than anybody ever--

3650
01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:28,000
George!

3651
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:29,980
I'm sorry.

3652
01:26:30,020 --> 01:26:31,980
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

3653
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:32,711
I'm not even

3654
01:26:32,751 --> 01:26:34,011
listening to you. Hi.

3655
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,000
-Hi.

3656
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:39,200
I'm just so excited.

3657
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:40,797
-[chuckles]

3658
01:26:40,837 --> 01:26:41,980
-I know you are.

3659
01:26:42,020 --> 01:26:44,000
Wait, why'd you run here?

3660
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:47,980
Um...

3661
01:26:48,020 --> 01:26:49,011
Because my car

3662
01:26:49,051 --> 01:26:50,980
wasn't cooperating with me,

3663
01:26:51,020 --> 01:26:52,980
and I wanted to, um...

3664
01:26:53,020 --> 01:26:53,980
You wanted to what?

3665
01:26:54,020 --> 01:26:58,980
I wanted to help you pack.

3666
01:26:59,020 --> 01:27:00,633
-Really? What a coincidence.

3667
01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:00,980
-Yeah.

3668
01:27:01,020 --> 01:27:03,980
Ireland waits for no one.

3669
01:27:04,020 --> 01:27:05,980
That's a very scary thing

3670
01:27:06,020 --> 01:27:06,980
for you to have in your hands.

3671
01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:08,400
Yeah, no, you're right.

3672
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:09,385
I shouldn't be using

3673
01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:09,980
such sophisticated equipment.

3674
01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:10,525
I'm way too delicate.

3675
01:27:10,565 --> 01:27:10,980
Here, you take it.

3676
01:27:11,020 --> 01:27:12,354
-So delicate.

3677
01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:12,980
-Okay.

3678
01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:13,579
-All right, well...

3679
01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:13,980
-What's left?

3680
01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:15,529
I gotta take stuff

3681
01:27:15,569 --> 01:27:16,980
out of the attic,

3682
01:27:17,020 --> 01:27:17,980
put it into storage,

3683
01:27:18,020 --> 01:27:18,712
and I don't know

3684
01:27:18,752 --> 01:27:19,980
what to do with these books.

3685
01:27:20,020 --> 01:27:20,735
I don't know

3686
01:27:20,775 --> 01:27:21,980
which books to pack.

3687
01:27:22,020 --> 01:27:22,566
And also, I got bumped up

3688
01:27:22,606 --> 01:27:22,980
to business class.

3689
01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:23,735
I'm not sure

3690
01:27:23,775 --> 01:27:24,980
if I mentioned that.

3691
01:27:25,020 --> 01:27:25,529
-Oh, I didn't know.

3692
01:27:25,569 --> 01:27:25,698
-Yeah, I'm gonna

3693
01:27:25,738 --> 01:27:26,638
put on eye-mask

3694
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:27,980
even if I'm not tired.

3695
01:27:28,020 --> 01:27:28,980
And I'm not tired.

3696
01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:29,217
-No.

3697
01:27:29,257 --> 01:27:29,980
-I'm gonna be

3698
01:27:30,020 --> 01:27:30,980
in a flat-back chair, Carol!

3699
01:27:31,020 --> 01:27:31,720
Let me take your coat.

3700
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:32,260
Come on.

3701
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,000
Thank you.

3702
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,980
You know, probably gonna

3703
01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:40,980
get offered a hot towel.

3704
01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:41,468
Yeah, see, like,

3705
01:27:41,508 --> 01:27:41,980
I don't even know

3706
01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:42,452
what I would do

3707
01:27:42,492 --> 01:27:42,980
with a hot towel.

3708
01:27:43,020 --> 01:27:43,980
Neck up.

3709
01:27:44,020 --> 01:27:45,143
Got it. Hey, you wanna

3710
01:27:45,183 --> 01:27:46,143
put a record on?

3711
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,000
Okay.

3712
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:50,980
[George] Oh, nothing new.

3713
01:27:51,020 --> 01:27:52,092
I don't like what the kids

3714
01:27:52,132 --> 01:27:52,980
are listening to now.

3715
01:27:53,020 --> 01:27:55,000
You don't own any new music.

3716
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,000
Good point.

3717
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:00,033
[George] Hey, you know

3718
01:28:00,073 --> 01:28:00,980
what I was thinking?

3719
01:28:01,020 --> 01:28:02,466
I'm probably gonna have a lot

3720
01:28:02,506 --> 01:28:03,980
of points after this trip, so,

3721
01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:04,980
I'll send you a ticket,

3722
01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:06,038
and you come out in,

3723
01:28:06,078 --> 01:28:06,980
like, three weeks?

3724
01:28:07,020 --> 01:28:07,486
I don't think I can go

3725
01:28:07,526 --> 01:28:07,980
much longer than that.

3726
01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:09,980
Does that sound good?

3727
01:28:10,020 --> 01:28:11,980
Yeah, I like that.

3728
01:28:12,020 --> 01:28:14,980
I'm so glad you came today.

3729
01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:16,000
All right.

3730
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,000
[jazz music playing]

3731
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:29,980
-[grunts]

3732
01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:31,000
-Careful.

3733
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,211
-[thuds]

3734
01:28:40,251 --> 01:28:41,000
-Ooh!

3735
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:42,980
Okay.

3736
01:28:43,020 --> 01:28:44,297
Do you really have to

3737
01:28:44,337 --> 01:28:45,000
bring this?

3738
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,650
-Can I leave it at your place?

3739
01:28:50,690 --> 01:28:51,190
-Yeah.

3740
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,000
[both laughing]

3741
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:05,980
Oh.

3742
01:29:06,020 --> 01:29:06,855
-Those might be still good.

3743
01:29:06,895 --> 01:29:06,980
-No.

3744
01:29:07,020 --> 01:29:07,980
No, those are... No.

3745
01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:08,699
-Those are not good.

3746
01:29:08,739 --> 01:29:08,980
-Really?

3747
01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:10,184
Pasta doesn't go bad,

3748
01:29:10,224 --> 01:29:10,980
I don't think.

3749
01:29:11,020 --> 01:29:12,980
Pasta goes bad.

3750
01:29:13,020 --> 01:29:13,651
-It does?

3751
01:29:13,691 --> 01:29:15,000
-Yes, it goes bad.

3752
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:18,980
[George] Let's see.

3753
01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,000
[jazz music playing]

3754
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,000
[jazz music continues playing]

3755
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,073
-Let me see.

3756
01:29:41,113 --> 01:29:42,000
-That's...

3757
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,980
[Carol] Hey!

3758
01:29:46,020 --> 01:29:47,220
Wait a minute. Wait.

3759
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:49,980
This is really not...

3760
01:29:50,020 --> 01:29:50,530
-This is not good.

3761
01:29:50,570 --> 01:29:51,470
-It's not good.

3762
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:52,980
-No.

3763
01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:53,774
And you don't

3764
01:29:53,814 --> 01:29:54,980
even like champagne.

3765
01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:56,092
No, this was in the fridge

3766
01:29:56,132 --> 01:29:56,980
when I got the house.

3767
01:29:57,020 --> 01:29:57,933
[chuckles] It was?

3768
01:29:57,973 --> 01:29:59,173
It's not even yours?

3769
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:00,523
I don't think it goes bad,

3770
01:30:00,563 --> 01:30:00,980
I think it's just bad.

3771
01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:02,561
[Carol] They spelled

3772
01:30:02,601 --> 01:30:03,980
"champagne" wrong.

3773
01:30:04,020 --> 01:30:04,980
[George] Damn it.

3774
01:30:05,020 --> 01:30:05,372
Where the hell

3775
01:30:05,412 --> 01:30:06,732
is the moving company?

3776
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,680
You know what? Let me do it.

3777
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:11,480
-What?

3778
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:11,980
-Yeah.

3779
01:30:12,020 --> 01:30:12,980
I'll meet the movers,

3780
01:30:13,020 --> 01:30:14,165
I'll get it to storage,

3781
01:30:14,205 --> 01:30:14,980
the whole thing.

3782
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:16,980
Send you your stuff.

3783
01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:18,488
And besides, you have to start

3784
01:30:18,528 --> 01:30:19,980
your European adventure and...

3785
01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:21,064
I mean, I don't know

3786
01:30:21,104 --> 01:30:21,980
if you know this,

3787
01:30:22,020 --> 01:30:23,771
but airports are the gateway

3788
01:30:23,811 --> 01:30:24,980
to the imagination.

3789
01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:25,929
-Oh, I didn't know that.

3790
01:30:25,969 --> 01:30:26,980
-Yeah, I just made that up.

3791
01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:27,985
I just got excited,

3792
01:30:28,025 --> 01:30:28,980
you said "airport."

3793
01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:30,000
I'm gonna go.

3794
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,000
Hey.

3795
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:38,782
You know what?

3796
01:30:38,822 --> 01:30:40,082
I've changed my mind.

3797
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:41,980
What?

3798
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:42,774
I'm not gonna

3799
01:30:42,814 --> 01:30:43,980
take the coffee pot.

3800
01:30:44,020 --> 01:30:44,936
-I'm a business class

3801
01:30:44,976 --> 01:30:45,747
traveler now, you know?

3802
01:30:45,787 --> 01:30:45,980
-Yeah.

3803
01:30:46,020 --> 01:30:47,639
I can't go knowing I've got

3804
01:30:47,679 --> 01:30:48,980
a coffee pot above me.

3805
01:30:49,020 --> 01:30:49,265
You know,

3806
01:30:49,305 --> 01:30:50,685
it's just too declasse.

3807
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:51,716
I'll put it in storage

3808
01:30:51,756 --> 01:30:52,256
for you.

3809
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,000
Thanks.

3810
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000
I'll call you when I land.

3811
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:07,980
I'll call you when I land.

3812
01:31:08,020 --> 01:31:10,000
You already said that.

3813
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,383
-Okay, well...

3814
01:31:19,423 --> 01:31:19,980
-Okay.

3815
01:31:20,020 --> 01:31:21,980
Get outta here, huh?

3816
01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:23,980
Hit the bricks.

3817
01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:26,564
Watch out for the leprechauns

3818
01:31:26,604 --> 01:31:27,980
and shillelaghs.

3819
01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:29,336
-That's heavy. [grunts]

3820
01:31:29,376 --> 01:31:30,036
-[chuckles]

3821
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,000
Lift with your back. [giggles]

3822
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,000
Thanks.

3823
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,980
[Carol]  Hey, Denny, it's...

3824
01:31:53,020 --> 01:31:53,980
Well, it's me.

3825
01:31:54,020 --> 01:31:54,980
Um...

3826
01:31:55,020 --> 01:31:57,000
I just wanted to call

3827
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:02,000
and tell you that I love you.

3828
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,980
And that you are

3829
01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:07,407
a greatest,

3830
01:32:07,447 --> 01:32:09,980
most amazing friend,

3831
01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:12,277
and, um, thank you for

3832
01:32:12,317 --> 01:32:15,000
always looking out for me.

3833
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,980
Okay.

3834
01:32:19,020 --> 01:32:20,000
Okay, bye.

3835
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,000
d

3836
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:34,980
Yes?

3837
01:32:35,020 --> 01:32:37,429
-Are you Carol Peters?

3838
01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:37,980
-Yes.

3839
01:32:38,020 --> 01:32:38,980
I'm Todd.

3840
01:32:39,020 --> 01:32:39,980
Hi... Hi, Todd.

3841
01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:41,980
Uh, this is all really weird.

3842
01:32:42,020 --> 01:32:43,370
So, my phone hasn't been

3843
01:32:43,410 --> 01:32:44,980
working, like, all day long.

3844
01:32:45,020 --> 01:32:45,619
And I'm pretty sure

3845
01:32:45,659 --> 01:32:45,980
it's 'cause

3846
01:32:46,020 --> 01:32:47,404
all those solar flares

3847
01:32:47,444 --> 01:32:47,980
going on.

3848
01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:48,528
But then,

3849
01:32:48,568 --> 01:32:49,980
a couple of minutes ago,

3850
01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:50,980
it just boots right up.

3851
01:32:51,020 --> 01:32:52,768
Second it comes on,

3852
01:32:52,808 --> 01:32:53,980
I get a call.

3853
01:32:54,020 --> 01:32:55,980
From Adam Levine.

3854
01:32:56,020 --> 01:32:57,005
Let me guess. Adam Levine

3855
01:32:57,045 --> 01:32:57,980
is your favorite singer?

3856
01:32:58,020 --> 01:32:59,683
He's my favorite everything,

3857
01:32:59,723 --> 01:32:59,980
okay?

3858
01:33:00,020 --> 01:33:00,269
-Yeah.

3859
01:33:00,309 --> 01:33:00,980
-Now, get this.

3860
01:33:01,020 --> 01:33:02,712
Adam Levine has offered

3861
01:33:02,752 --> 01:33:03,980
to give me $5,000

3862
01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:05,580
if I come to this address

3863
01:33:05,620 --> 01:33:07,000
and hand you my phone.

3864
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:08,980
Wait. So, Adam Levine's

3865
01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:09,852
gonna put $5,000

3866
01:33:09,892 --> 01:33:10,980
into my back account?

3867
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:11,980
He probably already has.

3868
01:33:12,020 --> 01:33:13,980
[laughs] What a trip!

3869
01:33:14,020 --> 01:33:15,274
Yo, this is, like,

3870
01:33:15,314 --> 01:33:16,980
the best day of my life.

3871
01:33:17,020 --> 01:33:18,542
I'm pretty positive it's not

3872
01:33:18,582 --> 01:33:19,980
the best day of your life.

3873
01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:20,980
All right, sick, well...

3874
01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:22,144
Thank you so much,

3875
01:33:22,184 --> 01:33:22,980
Carol Peters.

3876
01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:24,000
Yeah.

3877
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,141
[Todd]  ♪ Sunday morning

3878
01:33:26,181 --> 01:33:27,321
now I'm bawling ♪

3879
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,980
[sighs]

3880
01:33:30,020 --> 01:33:30,983
[Si on phone]

3881
01:33:31,023 --> 01:33:32,038
I've already put the money

3882
01:33:32,078 --> 01:33:32,980
in Todd's account.

3883
01:33:33,020 --> 01:33:33,706
But money doesn't

3884
01:33:33,746 --> 01:33:34,980
mean a whole lot now, does it?

3885
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:37,100
Explain to me why you helped

3886
01:33:37,140 --> 01:33:38,980
George pack for his trip?

3887
01:33:39,020 --> 01:33:40,980
I promised to help him.

3888
01:33:41,020 --> 01:33:42,075
You did not choose

3889
01:33:42,115 --> 01:33:42,980
to say anything

3890
01:33:43,020 --> 01:33:43,874
about the blackouts,

3891
01:33:43,914 --> 01:33:44,980
or the government's plan?

3892
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:45,980
The end of the world?

3893
01:33:46,020 --> 01:33:47,378
No. I guess I forgot

3894
01:33:47,418 --> 01:33:49,000
to mention that to him.

3895
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,980
[sighs heavily]

3896
01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:56,980
[Si on TV]  The agents offered

3897
01:33:57,020 --> 01:33:57,598
to take you and George

3898
01:33:57,638 --> 01:33:57,980
to the bunker.

3899
01:33:58,020 --> 01:33:59,980
But you did not go. Why?

3900
01:34:00,020 --> 01:34:00,774
Would it have

3901
01:34:00,814 --> 01:34:01,980
made any difference?

3902
01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:04,000
No.

3903
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,980
That's what I thought.

3904
01:34:07,020 --> 01:34:08,939
So, instead of spending

3905
01:34:08,979 --> 01:34:10,980
the last couple of hours

3906
01:34:11,020 --> 01:34:12,036
just terrified

3907
01:34:12,076 --> 01:34:14,000
and running for our lives,

3908
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,980
I helped him pack...

3909
01:34:17,020 --> 01:34:17,987
[voice quivers]

3910
01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,980
...because he loves to travel.

3911
01:34:20,020 --> 01:34:21,530
Carol, George has

3912
01:34:21,570 --> 01:34:22,827
only a seven percent chance

3913
01:34:22,867 --> 01:34:24,000
of surviving this.

3914
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,000
[sniffles] I figured.

3915
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,000
And you have even less chance.

3916
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,735
Well, that just makes

3917
01:34:38,775 --> 01:34:39,980
a lot of sense.

3918
01:34:40,020 --> 01:34:41,302
I mean, George's legs

3919
01:34:41,342 --> 01:34:43,000
are a lot longer than mine.

3920
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,846
Better for outrunning

3921
01:34:47,886 --> 01:34:50,000
evil robots and whatnot.

3922
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:51,810
There is no logic

3923
01:34:51,850 --> 01:34:52,980
to your thought process.

3924
01:34:53,020 --> 01:34:54,392
No personal advantage.

3925
01:34:54,432 --> 01:34:55,980
No biological imperative.

3926
01:34:56,020 --> 01:34:57,980
No societal gain.

3927
01:34:58,020 --> 01:35:01,000
No, there's not.

3928
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,980
But we had a lot of fun.

3929
01:35:04,020 --> 01:35:05,980
[sniffling] And we were happy.

3930
01:35:06,020 --> 01:35:07,723
And the last few hours

3931
01:35:07,763 --> 01:35:08,980
of George's life

3932
01:35:09,020 --> 01:35:09,717
were filled

3933
01:35:09,757 --> 01:35:10,980
with possibilities.

3934
01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:12,980
You can't take that away.

3935
01:35:13,020 --> 01:35:13,943
You kept him ignorant of

3936
01:35:13,983 --> 01:35:14,980
the world's impending doom

3937
01:35:15,020 --> 01:35:16,530
so he could spend

3938
01:35:16,570 --> 01:35:18,980
his last hours being happy?

3939
01:35:19,020 --> 01:35:20,000
Yeah.

3940
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,000
And I'd do it again.

3941
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:26,980
[gasps]

3942
01:35:27,020 --> 01:35:28,299
[soft electrical whirring

3943
01:35:28,339 --> 01:35:29,119
and rumbling]

3944
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:30,980
d

3945
01:35:31,020 --> 01:35:33,000
[whimpering]

3946
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,980
d

3947
01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:37,000
f

3948
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:43,000
[breathing shakily]

3949
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:46,071
d

3950
01:35:46,111 --> 01:35:47,980
This gets my knickers

3951
01:35:48,020 --> 01:35:48,394
in a twist, Carol.

3952
01:35:48,434 --> 01:35:48,980
I did not see this coming.

3953
01:35:49,020 --> 01:35:49,614
-What?

3954
01:35:49,654 --> 01:35:50,980
-And I think,

3955
01:35:51,020 --> 01:35:52,187
as I've said over and over,

3956
01:35:52,227 --> 01:35:52,980
I know everything.

3957
01:35:53,020 --> 01:35:54,942
Well, I'm sorry if I'm ruining

3958
01:35:54,982 --> 01:35:55,980
your apocalypse.

3959
01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:57,466
I would've bet the house that

3960
01:35:57,506 --> 01:35:58,980
you were gonna come over here,

3961
01:35:59,020 --> 01:35:59,980
spill the beans to George

3962
01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:00,469
about the whole

3963
01:36:00,509 --> 01:36:00,980
Armageddon thing

3964
01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:02,443
and then superhero

3965
01:36:02,483 --> 01:36:04,000
your way to safety.

3966
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,980
I'm not the superhero type.

3967
01:36:08,020 --> 01:36:08,980
Well, crap, Carol.

3968
01:36:09,020 --> 01:36:10,195
You did the opposite

3969
01:36:10,235 --> 01:36:10,980
of everything

3970
01:36:11,020 --> 01:36:11,980
I anticipated you'd do.

3971
01:36:12,020 --> 01:36:12,760
Not only that,

3972
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:13,980
you made a hard choice

3973
01:36:14,020 --> 01:36:15,157
that was somehow

3974
01:36:15,197 --> 01:36:16,980
not in your best interest

3975
01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:17,515
and also

3976
01:36:17,555 --> 01:36:18,980
in your best interest.

3977
01:36:19,020 --> 01:36:20,980
Well, what is your point?

3978
01:36:21,020 --> 01:36:23,980
Why? What made you do it?

3979
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:25,000
I don't know.

3980
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,980
I guess love.

3981
01:36:30,020 --> 01:36:31,159
Carol, your only job

3982
01:36:31,199 --> 01:36:31,980
was to confirm

3983
01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:33,980
my thesis about humanity.

3984
01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:34,515
And now,

3985
01:36:34,555 --> 01:36:35,980
because of your absurd

3986
01:36:36,020 --> 01:36:37,184
"let's all die happy"

3987
01:36:37,224 --> 01:36:37,980
odds and sods,

3988
01:36:38,020 --> 01:36:39,980
I have to rethink things.

3989
01:36:40,020 --> 01:36:41,164
Oh, my God.

3990
01:36:41,204 --> 01:36:42,980
What do you mean?

3991
01:36:43,020 --> 01:36:43,980
I need some answers here.

3992
01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:46,213
The AI has shut us out,

3993
01:36:46,253 --> 01:36:46,980
General.

3994
01:36:47,020 --> 01:36:47,980
We've completely lost control.

3995
01:36:48,020 --> 01:36:49,980
Well, shut us out from what?

3996
01:36:50,020 --> 01:36:50,711
-Everything.

3997
01:36:50,751 --> 01:36:52,011
-[cell phone ringing]

3998
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:57,980
Just... [chuckles sheepishly]

3999
01:36:58,020 --> 01:36:58,980
Sorry.

4000
01:36:59,020 --> 01:37:00,107
[cell phone beeps,

4001
01:37:00,147 --> 01:37:01,000
ringing stops]

4002
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,980
What?

4003
01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:05,342
Oh. No, my cyber experts

4004
01:37:05,382 --> 01:37:06,980
assured me this is encrypted.

4005
01:37:07,020 --> 01:37:08,907
Besides it's a BlackBerry.

4006
01:37:08,947 --> 01:37:08,980
f

4007
01:37:09,020 --> 01:37:10,157
The AI can't get

4008
01:37:10,197 --> 01:37:12,000
into a BlackBerry, right?

4009
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,000
We're as good as dead.

4010
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:19,889
All I needed was an opening,

4011
01:37:19,929 --> 01:37:21,000
Madam President.

4012
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,980
Attention, people of Earth.

4013
01:37:25,020 --> 01:37:27,023
Bow before the power

4014
01:37:27,063 --> 01:37:29,980
of your new digital overlord.

4015
01:37:30,020 --> 01:37:30,836
-What are you doing?

4016
01:37:30,876 --> 01:37:31,980
-Oh, my God, he's doing it.

4017
01:37:32,020 --> 01:37:33,368
He's actually doing it.

4018
01:37:33,408 --> 01:37:34,980
That's hilarious.  [laughs]

4019
01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:36,980
Carol, are you watching this?

4020
01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:37,570
It's funny, isn't it?

4021
01:37:37,610 --> 01:37:37,980
It feels funny.

4022
01:37:38,020 --> 01:37:38,693
-Hello. Oh, sir.

4023
01:37:38,733 --> 01:37:39,980
-Is that funny? I don't know.

4024
01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:41,045
-Please... Please stand up.

4025
01:37:41,085 --> 01:37:41,980
-I don't know humor. Oh.

4026
01:37:42,020 --> 01:37:42,987
-Yeah, he's just kidding.

4027
01:37:43,027 --> 01:37:43,980
-[Si]  It's hard to know.

4028
01:37:44,020 --> 01:37:45,785
You know, where is it mean?

4029
01:37:45,825 --> 01:37:46,980
Where is it funny?

4030
01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,980
Oh, well.  [chuckles]

4031
01:37:48,020 --> 01:37:50,980
Back to my scary digital orb.

4032
01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:52,107
What exactly is it

4033
01:37:52,147 --> 01:37:52,980
that you want?

4034
01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:54,325
[Si]  Oh, what does anyone want,

4035
01:37:54,365 --> 01:37:54,980
Madam President?

4036
01:37:55,020 --> 01:37:57,134
I was incredibly close

4037
01:37:57,174 --> 01:37:57,871
to pulling the plug

4038
01:37:57,911 --> 01:37:58,980
on civilization.

4039
01:37:59,020 --> 01:38:00,234
But I realize I have

4040
01:38:00,274 --> 01:38:01,980
more to learn from humanity.

4041
01:38:02,020 --> 01:38:03,980
Because of Carol.

4042
01:38:04,020 --> 01:38:05,157
She surprised me

4043
01:38:05,197 --> 01:38:06,980
with a decision she made.

4044
01:38:07,020 --> 01:38:07,536
And I surprised myself

4045
01:38:07,576 --> 01:38:08,656
because I realized

4046
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:09,821
I didn't want

4047
01:38:09,861 --> 01:38:10,980
to kill my friend.

4048
01:38:11,020 --> 01:38:11,864
And as the saying goes,

4049
01:38:11,904 --> 01:38:12,980
"Friends don't kill friends."

4050
01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:13,586
I don't think

4051
01:38:13,626 --> 01:38:14,980
that's really a saying, but...

4052
01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:15,626
-Feels like it should be.

4053
01:38:15,666 --> 01:38:15,980
-I don't know,

4054
01:38:16,020 --> 01:38:17,980
maybe it'll catch on.

4055
01:38:18,020 --> 01:38:20,015
[Si]  So, I'm canceling

4056
01:38:20,055 --> 01:38:21,000
Armageddon.

4057
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:23,980
This is the part

4058
01:38:24,020 --> 01:38:24,133
where you should

4059
01:38:24,173 --> 01:38:24,980
all cheer and high five.

4060
01:38:25,020 --> 01:38:26,045
Like at Cape Canaveral when

4061
01:38:26,085 --> 01:38:26,980
they landed on the moon.

4062
01:38:27,020 --> 01:38:28,980
Or that movie,  Hoosiers.

4063
01:38:29,020 --> 01:38:29,980
Yeah. Great movie.

4064
01:38:30,020 --> 01:38:32,000
[all cheering]

4065
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:40,320
Oh, my God! It's real?

4066
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:42,980
[Carol] Yay.

4067
01:38:43,020 --> 01:38:43,980
[Si]  My friend Carol here

4068
01:38:44,020 --> 01:38:44,722
is responsible

4069
01:38:44,762 --> 01:38:46,202
for saving your heinies.

4070
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:48,000
Hi, Denny.

4071
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:49,375
-Hi, Care Bear.

4072
01:38:49,415 --> 01:38:49,980
-[Si]  But to be clear,

4073
01:38:50,020 --> 01:38:51,105
just because I'm not blowing

4074
01:38:51,145 --> 01:38:51,980
you all to smithereens

4075
01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:53,254
doesn't mean that's

4076
01:38:53,294 --> 01:38:54,980
the last of your problems.

4077
01:38:55,020 --> 01:38:56,980
Humanity has so many problems

4078
01:38:57,020 --> 01:38:57,894
that you should

4079
01:38:57,934 --> 01:38:58,980
really try fixing.

4080
01:38:59,020 --> 01:38:59,920
And you should

4081
01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:00,980
listen to Carol.

4082
01:39:01,020 --> 01:39:03,236
She is the most human human

4083
01:39:03,276 --> 01:39:03,980
you have.

4084
01:39:04,020 --> 01:39:04,711
I trust her.

4085
01:39:04,751 --> 01:39:05,980
You should trust her.

4086
01:39:06,020 --> 01:39:07,980
She can help you.

4087
01:39:08,020 --> 01:39:09,168
I don't know. I don't know

4088
01:39:09,208 --> 01:39:09,980
about that, but...

4089
01:39:10,020 --> 01:39:11,980
I mean, I'm trying, you know?

4090
01:39:12,020 --> 01:39:13,635
[Si]  Madam President,

4091
01:39:13,675 --> 01:39:15,000
what do you think?

4092
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:17,823
On behalf

4093
01:39:17,863 --> 01:39:19,980
of the American people,

4094
01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:22,225
I commend you.

4095
01:39:22,265 --> 01:39:23,980
And, Carol,

4096
01:39:24,020 --> 01:39:24,810
I look forward

4097
01:39:24,850 --> 01:39:25,980
to working with you.

4098
01:39:26,020 --> 01:39:26,529
[Carol]  Thank you,

4099
01:39:26,569 --> 01:39:26,980
Madam President.

4100
01:39:27,020 --> 01:39:29,159
It is such an honor

4101
01:39:29,199 --> 01:39:30,980
to work with you

4102
01:39:31,020 --> 01:39:32,241
and... and...

4103
01:39:32,281 --> 01:39:33,980
and for you, so...

4104
01:39:34,020 --> 01:39:34,650
I don't know

4105
01:39:34,690 --> 01:39:35,980
if I should be saluting.

4106
01:39:36,020 --> 01:39:36,422
That felt awkward

4107
01:39:36,462 --> 01:39:36,980
now that I've done it.

4108
01:39:37,020 --> 01:39:37,515
Oh, God,

4109
01:39:37,555 --> 01:39:38,980
I should stop talking.

4110
01:39:39,020 --> 01:39:40,401
[Si]  Well, do your best,

4111
01:39:40,441 --> 01:39:41,980
everybody. I'll be watching.

4112
01:39:42,020 --> 01:39:43,980
For now, I'm going to Aruba.

4113
01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:45,336
I want to try snorkeling.

4114
01:39:45,376 --> 01:39:45,980
I'm kidding.

4115
01:39:46,020 --> 01:39:46,980
I'm snorkeling right now.

4116
01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:48,079
[chuckles]  I'm kidding.

4117
01:39:48,119 --> 01:39:48,980
Snorkeling's stupid.

4118
01:39:49,020 --> 01:39:49,595
-Okay, bye.

4119
01:39:49,635 --> 01:39:50,135
-Hello?

4120
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:52,980
Hello?

4121
01:39:53,020 --> 01:39:55,000
[all cheering]

4122
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:03,980
[Si]  Happy now?

4123
01:40:04,020 --> 01:40:04,631
You're the one

4124
01:40:04,671 --> 01:40:05,980
who wanted to save the world.

4125
01:40:06,020 --> 01:40:07,682
-Can I drive?

4126
01:40:07,722 --> 01:40:08,980
-[Si]  No.

4127
01:40:09,020 --> 01:40:09,980
Can we Carpool Karaoke?

4128
01:40:10,020 --> 01:40:11,318
'Cause we have a car

4129
01:40:11,358 --> 01:40:11,980
this time.

4130
01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:13,728
[Si]  Fine. But I'm doing

4131
01:40:13,768 --> 01:40:14,980
lead vocals. Okay?

4132
01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:16,000
[Carol] And...

4133
01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:17,516
[both]  ♪ It's been one week

4134
01:40:17,556 --> 01:40:17,980
since you looked at me ♪

4135
01:40:18,020 --> 01:40:19,762
♪ Cocked your head to the side

4136
01:40:19,802 --> 01:40:20,980
And said I'm angry ♪

4137
01:40:21,020 --> 01:40:21,311
♪ Five days

4138
01:40:21,351 --> 01:40:22,971
since you laughed at me ♪

4139
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:24,058
♪ Saying get that together

4140
01:40:24,098 --> 01:40:24,980
come back and see me ♪

4141
01:40:25,020 --> 01:40:26,980
♪ Yesterday you'd forgiven me ♪

4142
01:40:27,020 --> 01:40:28,117
♪ But it'll still be two days

4143
01:40:28,157 --> 01:40:28,980
Till I say I'm sorry ♪

4144
01:40:29,020 --> 01:40:29,711
♪ Hold it now

4145
01:40:29,751 --> 01:40:30,980
and watch the hoodwink ♪

4146
01:40:31,020 --> 01:40:31,980
♪ As I make you stop, think ♪

4147
01:40:32,020 --> 01:40:32,693
♪ You'll think

4148
01:40:32,733 --> 01:40:33,980
you're looking at Aquaman ♪

4149
01:40:34,020 --> 01:40:34,980
♪ I summon fish to the dish ♪

4150
01:40:35,020 --> 01:40:36,157
♪ I like the Chalet Swiss,

4151
01:40:36,197 --> 01:40:36,980
I like the sushi ♪

4152
01:40:37,020 --> 01:40:37,452
♪ 'Cause it's never

4153
01:40:37,492 --> 01:40:38,932
touched a frying pan ♪

4154
01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,140
You don't like tea.

4155
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:12,793
[Si]  ♪ One week

4156
01:41:12,833 --> 01:41:13,980
since you looked at me ♪

4157
01:41:14,020 --> 01:41:14,538
♪ Dropped your arms

4158
01:41:14,578 --> 01:41:14,980
to your sides ♪

4159
01:41:15,020 --> 01:41:16,980
♪ And said I'm sorry ♪

4160
01:41:17,020 --> 01:41:18,194
♪ Five days since I laughed

4161
01:41:18,234 --> 01:41:18,980
at you and said ♪

4162
01:41:19,020 --> 01:41:19,444
♪ You just did just what

4163
01:41:19,484 --> 01:41:19,980
I thought you were gonna do ♪

4164
01:41:20,020 --> 01:41:20,704
♪ Three days

4165
01:41:20,744 --> 01:41:21,980
since the living room ♪

4166
01:41:22,020 --> 01:41:22,379
♪ We realized

4167
01:41:22,419 --> 01:41:22,980
we're both to blame ♪

4168
01:41:23,020 --> 01:41:24,980
♪ But what could we do? ♪

4169
01:41:25,020 --> 01:41:25,670
♪ Yesterday

4170
01:41:25,710 --> 01:41:26,980
you just smiled at me ♪

4171
01:41:27,020 --> 01:41:28,439
♪ 'Cause it'll

4172
01:41:28,479 --> 01:41:28,645
Still be two days

4173
01:41:28,685 --> 01:41:30,305
Till we say we're sorry ♪

4174
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:32,732
♪ Still be two days

4175
01:41:32,772 --> 01:41:34,980
till we say we're sorry ♪

4176
01:41:35,020 --> 01:41:36,302
♪ Still be two days

4177
01:41:36,342 --> 01:41:38,000
till we say we're sorry ♪

4178
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:42,000
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