Man: HEY, BRAD, DON'T SPLASH YOUR SISTER.
SHE AIN'T MY SISTER.
WELL, IT'S MY SINCERE HOPE THAT SHE WILL BE.
Brad: NO!
HEY, TRY TO BE FRIENDS, OK?
NO, GODDAMN IT!
HEY!
BILL.
JUST...CUT HIM SOME SLACK.
LET'S SEE YOURS NOW.
KIM.
Child: OW! OH!
SON?
Child: OW!
WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT HAPPENED?
BRAD?
Kim: BILL, WHAT IS IT?
WHAT IS IT? LET ME SEE.
Kim: SHOW YOUR DAD.
Bill: LET ME SEE IT.
Bill: OH!
Kim: OH, GOD.
Bill: THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
Kim: DAWN, HONEY, ARE YOU OK?
Bill: DAWN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
Kim: DAWN? DAWN...
WE HAVE A GIFT...
A VERY PRECIOUS GIFT,
AND WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THIS?
DO YOU GO AROUND GIVING THEM TO EVERYONE YOU PASS ON THE STREET?
All: NO!
NO. THOSE WOULDN'T BE GIFTS.
THEY'D BE LIKE A HANDOUT.
SO, WHAT ABOUT THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT OF ALL?
ARE YOU GONNA GIVE THAT
TO THE FIRST GUY WHO BUYS YOU A BIG BUNCH OF ROSES?
Kids: NO! NO WAY!
NO WAY.
AND, UM, I'M NOT JUST TALKING TO THE, UH, GIRLS.
YOU GUYS, YOU HAVE THE SAME GIFT TO GIVE.
ARE YOU GONNA GIVE THAT TO SOME GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE
SHE JUST STEPPED OUT OF A MUSIC VIDEO?
Boys: NO.
NO. YOU'RE GONNA HOLD ON TO IT
AND SHARE IT WITH THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN.
Boys: YEAH. DEFINITELY.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT THE RING IS ALL ABOUT.
THE WAY IT WRAPS AROUND YOUR FINGER...
THAT'S TO REMIND YOU TO KEEP YOUR GIFT WRAPPED.
WRAPPED...
UNTIL THE DAY YOU TRADE IT IN FOR THAT OTHER RING...
THAT GOLD RING.
GET IT?
Man: ...BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THIS GOES
WAY BEYOND SEX.
IF YOU USED YOUR HAND ON YOURSELF,
DO YOU THINK THAT'S PURE?
Kids: NO WAY!
Man: AND IS ANY OF THIS GROPING AND TOUCHING OK?
I MISSED YOU. I MISSED YOU.
I'VE BEEN CALLING AND CALLING.
THE JOB THAT I HAVE.
MINE, TOO.
AND MY MOM...
SHE'S SICK AGAIN, SO...
I'M SORRY, DAWN.
Boy: SORRY.
Man: THERE IS NO BACK DOOR...
HEY, GUYS.
HI, TOBEY. OH, TOBEY!
Boy: THIS IS OUR FRIEND DAWN O'KEEFE.
TOBEY COBB.
TOBEY JUST MOVED HERE.
WE WERE BEST FRIENDS BACK HOME.
HE STARTS SCHOOL WITH US TOMORROW.
HI.
HEY.
SO I HEAR THERE'S GONNA BE 27
PLEDGES TONIGHT SO FAR.
NO WAY. PHENOMENAL.
IT'S YOU, YOU KNOW.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT IS. PEOPLE REALLY RELATED TO WHAT YOU SAID,
BUT ESPECIALLY THE WAY YOU SAID IT.
Woman: HEY, DAWN!
HI, MRS. KITCHENER.
HI, BABY. COME ON IN.
SO HOW'D IT GO?
THEY ASKED ME TO COME BACK TO THE NEXT ONE AND SPEAK.
WELL, OF COURSE THEY DID.
Bill: HEY, SWEETHEART. DID YOU HAVE FUN?
YEAH. THEY HAD AWESOME MUSIC AND FOOD, SO...
Bill: KIM, YOU'RE WARM, BABY.
YOU HAVE PAIN TODAY?
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUNG PEOPLE STUFF.
UH, GWEN AND PHIL SAY HI.
THEY ARE SO ADORABLE.
WILLS OF IRON.
WELL, THINGS WERE A LITTLE DIFFERENT
WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP.
HONEY.
IT IS DIFFERENT NOW.
HEY, HONEY, WE'RE NOT COMPLAINING.
YOU ARE A BLESSING.
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC BLARING]
BOTH OUR CHILDREN ARE BLESSINGS.
OHHH!
BRAD!
I GOT YOU, BITCH! I GOT YOU SO GOOD!
WHOO!
Woman: * TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
* TO DANCE WITH HIM IN THE SHIMMERING LIGHT... *
* HE'S SO CLOSE, I CAN FEEL HIM *
* BUT I'LL BE STRONG, WON'T GIVE IN TO THE FEELING *
* 'CAUSE LOVE IS WORTH WAITING FOR *
* LOVE IS WORTH WAITING FOR
* LOVE IS WORTH WAITING--
Boy: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE.
MAKE A MOVE, STUD.
GIVE ME THAT.
WHAT?
GIVE ME IT.
Girl: LOVE IS WORTH WAITING FOR.
Boy: WAIT. YEAH, I'LL WAIT...
FOR A BITCH TO GET HER PANTIES OFF.
HEY, WHAT KIND OF SODAS DO YOU GUYS GOT, HUH?
WE GOT CHERRIES.
POP THAT CHERRY.
HOW'S YOUR--
SORRY.
HEY, TOBEY. HEY, DAWN.
QUITE A WELCOME.
DAMN IT. GREAT.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ACTIVELY THWART IT.
I WAS FAIR, DUDE.
OK, DUDE.
Man: SO, QUESTIONS?
THAT'S IT, THEN, FOR THE PENIS.
LET'S MOVE ON TO THE...
TO THE, AHEM...
UH, THE NEXT PAGE.
THE FEMALE...
PRIVATES.
UM, THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD IN MY BOOK--
Man: LEAVE IT.
I HAVE IT, TOO. A STICKER.
WHAT'S IT HIDING?
Man: THE STATE SCHOOL BOARD HAS RIGHTLY ORDERED
IT BE CONCEALED.
A DETAILED DIAGRAM OF--OF THE--
VULVA.
Boy: WHY ARE THEY COVERING THAT UP?
Man: THAT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS.
THEY SHOWED THE PENIS PICTURE.
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
HOW SO?
Different boy: THE SAD THING IS, RYAN,
YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER KNOW.
Man: DAWN.
I THINK I CAN TELL YOU HOW IT'S DIFFERENT.
GIRLS HAVE A NATURAL MODESTY.
IT'S BUILT INTO OUR NATURE, SO DEPICTING...
I THINK, TOO.
OH, GREAT. I READ ABOUT THAT ONE.
PHIL, THAT'S RATED "R."
OH, I HEAR IT'S GOOD.
PHIL.
I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD SEE IT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
EVEN THE PG-13 IS GONNA HAVE
HEAVY MAKING OUT.
WELL, THERE'S...
SORRY.
IT'S OK.
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
I WAS A LITTLE KID.
NO ONE EVER TOLD YOU?
I NEVER FIGURED IT OUT.
WHAT?
I THINK SHE BIT IT.
SHE WHO?
DAWN.
A BABY BIT THE END OF YOUR FINGER OFF?
YEAH. HIT THIS.
Dawn: HEY, GUYS, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
Gwen: YOU'LL SEE.
Dawn: ISN'T THIS A BIG MAKEOUT SPOT?
Gwen: ONLY AT NIGHT.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
Phil: WE'RE IN A GROUP.
WE'LL POLICE EACH OTHER.
RIGHT?
Gwen: PRIVATE PROPERTY?
Dawn: WATCH OUT FOR THE POISON IVY.
HEY, DAWN, WATCH OUT FOR THIS.
WOW.
IS THAT A CAVE?
YEAH. PEOPLE GO THERE TO...
YOU KNOW.
YOU LIKE THAT?
NO. I DO HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD PUSSY.
I'M SURE YOU DO.
OTHER BOYS LIKE IT JUST FINE.
WELL, FUCK THEM, THEN.
HEY, MOTHER!
Brad: HEY, COME ON. GET IT. GO ON, GET IT.
OH, OH, OH.
THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.
REALLY?
YEAH.
GET OUT. UGH!
BRAD!
Dawn: NO, NEVER.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NEVER EVEN BEEN A BIG DEAL.
I JUST...
ALWAYS KNEW I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE.
SO NO ONE'S EVER EVEN TOUCHED YOUR...
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
GOSH.
WHY. ARE--
ARE YOU?
I'M A VIRGIN.
THAT'S GREAT.
IN HIS EYES.
OH.
IT WAS JUST ONCE, ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.
RIGHT.
I'M STILL DEALING WITH THE GUILT.
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE PROBABLY STRONGER NOW,
YOUR RESOLVE, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN THERE.
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN THE DANGERS FIRSTHAND.
WHERE'S THE AURORA BRIDGE?
I'LL SHOW YOU.
Girl on TV: WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU TWO NEXT?
KEEP QUIET.
Woman: ALIVE?
Man: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT--
LIFE ENDURING FOR CENTURIES LIKE THIS,
AND UNDER ALL THAT HEAT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
PURITY.
BACK THEN, THESE SNAKES WERE BORN
INTO AN ENVIRONMENT WITH VERY LARGE MAMMALS.
SO THE DIAMONDBACKS THAT HAVE DEVELOPED A RATTLE
HAD A BIG ADVANTAGE OVER THOSE THAT DIDN'T.
THEY DIDN'T GET STEPPED ON.
Girl: YOU MEAN SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE,
A BABY SNAKE WAS BORN WITH A BIG RATTLE?
THE PREVAILING THEORY IS THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN
WITH AN INCIPIENT-- PRIMITIVE.
THANK YOU, RYAN.
RATTLE-LIKE MUTATION THAT WOULD HAVE DEVELOPED
OVER THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION,
BUT WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.
GOT THAT RIGHT.
Woman: IT'S ALSO POSSIBLE THAT IT HAPPENED
EXACTLY AS YOU SAID AND THAT ONE DAY,
A BABY DIAMONDBACK WAS BORN WITH A FULLY FORMED MUTATION
THAT JUST HAPPENED TO BE EXTREMELY BENEFICIAL TO ITS SURVIVAL.
DOES THIS SEEM IRRELEVANT TO ALL OF YOU?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT.
NOW, I KNOW A LOT OF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO OTHER THEORIES,
BUT HOWEVER YOU THINK THIS WAS ALL SET IN MOTION,
IT'S ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
IT'S ABOUT WHY YOU ARE THE WAY YOU ARE.
DAWN, THIS IS ABOUT YOU, AND YOU MISSED IT.
Dawn: TOBEY, LISTEN.
I WAS REALLY WEIRD THIS MORNING.
I THINK I KNOW WHY.
I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME.
ME, TOO.
MY THOUGHTS HAVEN'T BEEN SO PURE.
LOOK, I--
I THINK THAT WE CAN'T GO OUT TOGETHER AGAIN--
I MEAN, EVEN IN A GROUP...
EVEN IN A BIG GROUP.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
JUST...
DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE TRUE.
WE'RE SO IN SYNC.
Girl: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Brad: YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCKING BASTARD.
Girl: I KNOW YOU'RE LYING!
Brad: FUCK YOU!
Girl: I LOVE YOU!
YOU LOVE ME?
YES, AND YOU LOVE ME, TOO. YOU KNOW YOU DO.
I LOVE YOU, TOO. I LOVE YOUR ASS.
YO.
Dawn: ARE YOU ALONE?
CAN I HAVE A SERIOUS TALK WITH YOU?
ABOUT YOU AND MELANIE.
THERE'S NO ME AND ANY BITCH.
OK.
FROM WHAT I HEARD LAST NIGHT--
DID THAT TURN YOU ON?
I KNOW WE'VE NEVER BEEN CLOSE.
WE'VE NEVER BEEN LIKE SISTER AND BROTHER,
AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY THAT IS.
SURE YOU DO.
YOU KNOW.
I REALLY DON'T,
BUT WHATEVER IT IS,
I'D LIKE FOR IT TO CHANGE.
YOU KNOW, ALL THAT ABSTINENCE BULLSHIT...
WE ALL KNOW WHO YOU'VE BEEN SAVING YOURSELF FOR,
AND I'VE BEEN REAL PATIENT.
DO YOU THINK I LIKE LIVING HERE WITH THESE ASSHOLES?
MOM AND DAD?
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SET THAT PRETTY ASS DOWN?
AAAH!
Tobey: DAWN?
I NEED TO SEE YOU.
I BROUGHT MY BATHING SUIT.
THAT'S JUST HOW I IMAGINED YOU IN MY MIND.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
YOU IMAGINED ME?
THAT'S OK. I DID, TOO.
YOU. EXCEPT...
WITH LESS.
THIS DOES NOT FEEL WRONG AT ALL.
PURITY.
STAY IN THERE.
I'M FREEZING.
UH, LET'S GO BACK.
OK.
CAN I JUST...
WE MADE A SECRET PROMISE.
GET OFF.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.
NO. NO.
DAMN IT. STOP. DAMN IT, TOBEY.
NO!
I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER!
I AM SAYING NO!
TOBEY, DON'T!
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. DAWN?
OH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, IT'S OK. IT'S OK.
YOU'RE STILL PURE IN HIS EYES.
NOOO! AAH!
AAH! AAH! OH!
AAH!
WHAT WHAT?
AAH! AAH!
GET OFF!
AAH!
GET AWAY.
AAH!
TOBEY?
Choir: * THROW OUT THE LIFE LINE *
* THROW OUT THE LIFE LINE
* SOMEONE IS DRIFTING AWAY
* THROW OUT THE LIFE LINE
* SOMEONE IS SINKING TODAY
* THROW OUT THE LIFE LINE ACROSS THE DARK WAVE *
* THERE IS A BROTHER WHOM SOMEONE SHOULD SAVE *
* SOMEBODY'S BROTHER
* OH, WHO THEN WILL DARE
Kim: THAT YOU, HONEY?
IT'S ME.
Bill: THERE'S DINNER IF YOU WANT A BITE.
I ATE.
THANKS.
* THROW OUT THE LIFE LINE
* THROW OUT THE LIFE LINE *
* SOMEONE IS DRIFTING AWAY
* THROW OUT THE LIFE--
Tobey: OH! OH!
JUST WING IT, DAWN. YOU'LL BE FINE.
Phil: YEAH. SPEAK FROM THE HEART.
HUH?
TOBEY WILL BE THERE.
YOU'VE SEEN HIM?
HE SAID HE WANTED TO COME BUT HE WOULDN'T IF...
WHEN?
A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.
YOU KNOW, IF IT WOULD MAKE YOU NERVOUS.
HE SAID HE WOULDN'T COME, BUT HE REALLY WANTS TO SUPPORT YOU.
YAY, DAWN!
MR. VINCENT ASKED ME TO TALK ABOUT PURITY TODAY.
All: PURITY, YES!
YEAH?
AND...
YESTERDAY...
I COULD HAVE DONE THAT...
BECAUSE YESTERDAY I WAS PURE.
All: SHE SHALL BE CALLED WOMAN
BECAUSE SHE WAS TAKEN OUT OF MAN.
ADAM...
RIGHT. I CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF IT.
UH...
IS THAT IT? IS--
IS IT--
IS IT THE ADAM INSIDE? INSIDE?
All: BONE OF MY BONES AND FLESH OF MY FLESH.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING...
THERE IS SOMETHING...
INSIDE OF ME...
THAT'S LETHAL.
All: THE SERPENT.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
All: THE SERPENT WILL BE IN .
I THINK WHAT DAWN IS GETTING AT
IS SO IMPORTANT, PEOPLE.
EXILE FROM THE GARDEN.
The serpent. The serpent.
THOUGH IT WAS NOT PART OF GOD'S ORIGINAL PLAN,
THANKS TO EVE AND THE DEVIL, WE...
HEY, DAWN!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
UH, YOU KNOW, CHECKING IT OUT.
I THOUGHT IF YOU WERE SO INTO IT,
IT MUST BE PRETTY COOL.
DID YOU DRIVE?
YEAH. YEAH, MY MOM LENT ME HER CAR.
LET'S GO. OH.
UH, LISTEN...
UM, DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT SOMETIME?
I MEAN, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT INTO, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER,
BUT, UH...
LIKE
THAT'S FUNNY.
IT'S NOT YOU.
MM-HMM.
NO BIG DEAL.
WHAT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNY ABOUT IT?
HEY, BRAD. I'M HERE FOR DAWN.
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, PUSSY BOY.
EXCUSE ME?
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY.
UH, HEY, UH, LISTEN.
AAH!
IF YOU WANT ANY MORE OF THAT, YOU CAN COME BY AND SEE US AGAIN, YEAH?
AAAH!
Dawn: "THE TOOTHED VAGINA APPEARS IN THE MYTHOLOGY
"OF MANY AND DIVERSE CULTURES ALL OVER THE WORLD.
"IN THESE MYTHS, THE STORY IS ALWAYS THE SAME--
"THE HERO MUST DO BATTLE WITH THE WOMAN,
THE TOOTHED CREATURE, AND BREAK HER POWER."
Bill: KIM, HONEY, I'M GONNA CALL...
"THE MYTH SPRINGS FROM A PRIMITIVE MASCULINE DREAD
"OF THE MYSTERIES OF WOMEN IN SEXUAL UNION
"AND FEARS OF WEAKNESS, IMPOTENCE.
"IT IS A NIGHTMARE IMAGE...
"POWER AND HORROR... FEMALE SEXUALITY...
"THE MYTH IMAGINES SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AS AN EPIC JOURNEY
"THAT EVERY MAN MUST MAKE BACK TO THE WOMB,
THE DARK CRUCIBLE THAT HATCHED HIM."
Dawn, voice-over: DARK CRUCIBLE.
ALL RIGHT, MISS-- I CAN'T READ THIS.
COBB.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MISS COBB?
IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME?
OK. JUST LIE DOWN.
THAT'S IT.
PUT YOUR FEET RIGHT IN HERE IN MR. SOCKIE.
THERE AND MR. SOCKIE...OK.
OK.
Doctor: SO I IMAGINE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT.
NOT REALLY.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
I'M NOT GONNA BITE YOU.
SCOOT DOWN.
SCOOT, SCOOT, SCOOT.
SCOOT DOWN. SCOOT DOWN.
COME ON. SCOOT DOWN.
SCOOT, SCOOT, SCOOT.
OK.
LET ME GUESS.
YOU'D LIKE TO START ON BIRTH CONTROL.
NO. I JUST...
WANT TO BE CHECKED OUT--
YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO...
ADAPTATIONS OR ANYTHING.
I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON INSIDE.
INDEED THERE IS.
WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY ADAPTING TO
IS WOMANHOOD.
YOUR BODY IS GOING THROUGH SO MANY CHANGES NOW.
THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE COLD.
I HAVE A HUNCH...
YOU ARE PERFECTLY HEALTHY.
ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE?
NO.
YEAH. YES.
IN THIS ROOM,
THERE ARE NO JUDGMENTS MADE.
DEAL?
OK, THEN.
HOW'S THIS?
SHOULDN'T YOU TELL ME?
THAT'S GOOD.
OK.
SO...
LET'S TEST YOUR FLEXIBILITY.
OW.
LIE BACK AND RELAX.
JUST BREATHE.
BREATHE THROUGH THE PAIN.
AH! I CAN'T!
OH!
MY GOODNESS. YOU'RE TIGHT.
AH!
* RELAX
AH!
YES. NOW, THERE WE GO.
WHAT? WHAT'S--
WHAT HAVE YOU PUT IN HERE?
AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
Doctor: AAAAH!
IT'S TRUE! VAGINA DENTATA!
VAGINA DENTATA!
UH! UH! VAGINA DENTATA!
Man: THIS IS THE POLICE. PULL OVER NOW.
TOBEY?
MOM?
DAD. MOM!
AAH! OH!
MOM! MOM! NO!
HELP!
Dawn: HELP!
OH, GOD, HONEY.
SWEETHEART, YOU'VE GOT TO GET HOME
AND GET SOME REST.
SHE'S GONNA NEED YOU CHIPPER TOMORROW, HMM?
GO ON.
BE CAREFUL.
Woman: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Brad: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
SHUT UP!
MOM?
I'LL GET IT!
HI.
THERE'S NO ONE.
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE THAT I CAN TALK TO.
MY MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL.
I HAVE TO GO TO THE POLICE
AND TURN MYSELF IN.
POLICE?
I KILLED HIM.
YOU KILLED SOMEONE?
ALMOST TWO.
UH! UH, I'M SORRY,
BUT, I MEAN, YOU?
DENTATA.
WHAT?
IT'S LATIN FOR TEETH--
A VAGINA THAT--
UH, YEAH. I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU.
WHAT AGAIN?
VAGINA DENTATA.
IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE ME.
THE DOCTOR SAID SO.
A HERO HAS TO COME AND CONQUER THEM.
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
WHO?
THE ANCIENT GREEKS AND EGYPTIANS
AND EARLY CHRISTIANS AND JEWS
AND POLYNESIANS AND LOTS OF NATIVE AMERICANS.
SHH.
Boy: AHEM. UH, I'M NOT LOOKING.
M-MY MOM TAKES THESE FOR HER NERVES.
OK.
WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?
I HAVE TO GO TO THE POLICE.
THAT PILL MIGHT MAKE YOU A LITTLE FUZZY.
I HAVE TO CONFESS.
YEAH, BUT TOMORROW. TOMORROW.
YOU WANT THEM TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY, DON'T YOU?
COME ON.
HAVE A SEAT.
TAKE IT.
TO THE SMARTEST, PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW.
THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS DREAMED IT WOULD BE.
OOP. OH.
OH. OH.
HEY. HEY, RELAX. RELAX.
JUST REST.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
HMM.
OH.
YOU CAN'T.
D-DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP?
NO.
OH. GOOD.
BUT THEY'LL GET YOU.
WHO?
THE TEETH.
COME ON.
SERIOUSLY.
NO. NO, LOOK.
I'M--I'M CONQUERING THEM.
SEE? YEAH. I'M-- I'M--I'M THE HERO.
Man: WE FOUND THIS EMBEDDED IN THE PENILE STUMP.
SO, WHAT'S IT FROM?
WELL, DENTITION IS NOT AN EXACT SCIENCE.
THE ROOT DESIGN WOULD HAVE LED ME TO ASCRIBE IT
TO THE SELACHI-- THE SHARKS AND THE RAYS.
BUT THE CROWN MADE ME THING OF THE CYCLOSTOMES--
THE LAMPREY.
SEE THE SERRATION NEAR THE TIP?
SO THIS COMES FROM A CROSS BETWEEN
A SHARK AND AN EEL, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
NO. OUR TESTS SHOW THAT IT'S HUMAN.
HA HA!
WHAT?
UH, NOTHING.
I JUST...
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I CAN'T EITHER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
HA! RIGHT.
GRR!
I GOT IT. THANKS.
Man: YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL US HOW THIS HAPPENED?
WHERE YOU GOING?
I DO HAVE TO GO TO THE POLICE.
MAYBE YOU ARE MY HERO.
SWEET.
HEY, LOSER.
AS WE SPEAK.
OH, YEAH?
Boy: SHE'S NOT THERE.
YEAH? SAY SOMETHING.
Boy: DAWN?
WHAT?
NO. YOU HEAR THAT?
AWESOME.
HA HA HA!
YEAH.
MMM.
WHAT WAS THAT?
OH, NOTHING.
WE MADE A BET
THAT I COULD-- YOU KNOW.
UH, UH, UH.
SO YOU MADE A BET ABOUT ME
WHEN I HAD TAKEN A SACRED VOW OF ABSTINENCE?
I HAD A HUNCH THAT IT WASN'T ALL THAT SACRED.
IT WAS, THOUGH.
YOUR MOUTH IS SAYING ONE THING, BABE,
BUT YOUR SWEET PUSSY IS SAYING SOMETHING
VERY...DIFFERENT.
AH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
OH, SHIT.
AAH! AAH!
OH! OH! OOOH! AAH!
SOME HERO.
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
MA?
YOU'RE THE DAUGHTER?
JUST A MOMENT.
HAVE A SEAT, DEAR.
SON?
SON! HUH?
UH-UH. WE'RE FUCKED. JESUS.
WOULD YOU EXCUSE US, MISS, PLEASE?
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE.
OUT.
WHAT?
YUP.
ALL RIGHT. SO IT'S KIM, HUH?
THE OLD CUNT'S MAKING ME KICK YOU TO THE CURB,
IS THAT WHAT'S GOING--
OH!
Man: WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS.
Woman: I KNOW, RIGHT?
THERE HAS GOT TO BE A STORY HERE.
HE WAS IN A DELIRIUM.
HARDLY SEEMS WORTH IT.
YOU WANT ME OUT OF HERE,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO THROW ME OUT.
I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A LONG TIME AGO.
YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
Brad: MOTHER!
UH!
BRAD!
Brad: YEAH, WHO'S KICKING WHO OUT NOW, OLD MAN?
AAH!
PLEASE.
PLEASE, SON.
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO MARRY HER?
OH, GOD. I KNOW YOU LOVED YOUR MOTHER.
MY MOTHER? I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT BITCH.
WHAT?
YOU MADE HER MY SISTER.
I LOVED HER, DAD.
SHE LOVES YOU, TOO.
SO VERY MUCH.
SHE DOES.
MOTHER, SHUT UP.
HEY! GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!
GET!
OH.
I'M SORRY.
SHE WAS SCREAMING, BUT BRAD SAID JUST TO IGNORE IT,
THAT SHE DID THAT ALL THE TIME.
I'M SO SORRY.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS NOW?
ARE YOU AFRAID?
WHOO. THIS IS TOO FUCKING WEIRD.
JUST WAIT.
WAIT.
OW.
WHAT ARE YOU--
NO. NO. STOP IT.
OH, GOD.
YEAH.
UH.
OH.
YOU SEE WHAT WE'VE BEEN MISSING?
WE ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD PLAY OUT THIS WAY
EVENTUALLY, DIDN'T WE?
EVER SINCE WE WERE LITTLE KIDS...
UH.
AAH!
WHERE...
OH...
Brad: MOTHER, GET HER!
DROP IT.
Brad: NO!
NO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
WAIT.
DAWN, DON'T LEAVE ME!
Man: * I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP SHOOBY DOOBY BOMP? *
* WHO PUT THE RAM IN THE RAMA LAMA DING DONG? *
* YOU DID
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP SHOOBY DOOBY BOMP? *
* WHO PUT THE RAM IN THE RAMA LAMA DING DONG? *
* YOU DID
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* WAKE ME UP IF I SHOULD DRIFT AWAY, I *
* DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING
* TAKE MY HAND AND LEAD ME ALL AROUND *
* I DON'T CARE
* WHERE WE'RE GOING
* WHO GOT THE GROOVE AND MADE IT FLOW? *
* WHO PROVED THAT ANYTHING WAS POSSIBLE? *
* YOU DID
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* WHO BUILT THE HOUSE AND BROUGHT IT DOWN? *
* WHO RAISED THE ROOF AND NEVER MADE A SOUND? *
* YOU DID
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* WAKE ME UP IF I SHOULD DRIFT AWAY, I *
* DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING
* TAKE MY HAND AND LEAD ME ALL AROUND *
* I DON'T CARE
* WHERE WE'RE GOING
* I GOT A
* I GOT A LETTER
THIS MORNING *
* WHO ROSE RIGHT OUT OF THE MORNING MIST? *
* OPENED MY HEART LIKE A BABY'S FIST *
* YOU DID
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* WHO CLEARED THE STATIC AND MADE IT SING? *
* WHO PUT THE WHEEL ON THE GRAVY TRAIN? *
* YOU DID
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* YOU DID
* WAKE ME UP IF I SHOULD DRIFT AWAY, I *
* DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING *
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* TAKE MY HAND AND LEAD ME ALL AROUND *
* I DON'T CARE
* WHERE WE'RE GOING
* WHO PUT THE FLIP IN THE FLIPPITY FLOP? *
* WHO PUT THE HIP IN THE HIPPITY HOP? *
* WHO PUT THE BOOM IN THE BOOM BOOM SHAKA LAKA *
* YOU DID
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP SHOOBY DOOBY BOMP? *
* WHO PUT THE RAM IN THE RAMA LAMA DING DONG? *
* WHO PUT THE WANG IN THE WANG DANG DO? *
* BABY, YOU DID
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* I GOT, I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* WHO PUT THE FLIP IN THE FLIPPITY FLOP? *
* WHO PUT THE HIP IN THE HIPPITY HOP? *
* WHO PUT THE BOOM IN THE BOOM BOOM SHAKA LAKA? *
* YOU DID
* I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING *
* WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE... *
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