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Girls, your mother
and I are getting divorced.

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Don't cry. I know you're upset,
I know you're confused.

3
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I don't know what
your mother told you,

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but let me explain it
from my side,

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in terms you can understand.

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You got your doll, right?

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You got your doll there.

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Yeah.

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- You got your doll, you like your doll, right?
- Yes.

10
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- You love your doll.
- Yeah.

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Yes, you love the doll.

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But what if I told you

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that was the only doll
you're allowed to play with

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for the rest of your life?

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How would you feel?

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Sad.

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You'd feel sad! Of course!

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Because there's a lot of
other dolls on your shelves.

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And if you play
with the other dolls,

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you can't have that doll anymore.

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Even though that
doll doesn't really

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want to play with you at this point.

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You're both living a lie!

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There's other dolls you like,

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and they're making
new dolls every year.

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You want a stewardess doll?

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BOTH: Yeah.

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What about a slightly overweight
cocktail waitress doll?

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BOTH: Yeah.

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What about a doll
who happens to be

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best friends
with your main doll?

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BOTH: Yeah.

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- It could happen, right?
- BOTH: Yeah.

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What about a doll you only play
with one day and never see again?

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BOTH: (EMPHATICALLY) Yeah!

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What about a doll where your
friend's playing with the doll,

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and he needs you to kind of
man up with the other doll.

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You don't even want
to play with that doll,

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but you do it because your
friend's playing with that doll.

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You don't wanna sit there and
leave the other doll unattended.

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BOTH: Yeah.

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So that's why me and Mom
are getting divorced.

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Monogamy isn't realistic!

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BOTH: Monogamy isn't realistic!

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Again!

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BOTH: Monogamy isn't realistic.

47
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Again!

48
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(KISSING)

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(MOANING)

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AMY: I never do this.
This is so weird for me.

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

52
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I really like these ones.

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Oh, no!

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- Shit! That's your dick?
- Uh-huh!

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Too big! Your dick doesn't end.

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Why doesn't your dick end?
(CHUCKLES)

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Have you ever
fucked someone before?

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Where is she buried?

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That looks like the whole
cast of Game of Thrones.

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Come here.

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You know what?

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I'm, like, really shy, Uh-huh.

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So we should probably do this first

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so I feel comfortable with you.

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Yeah, all right.

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A little warm-up. I know.
Yeah, a little warm-up.

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You taste like mango.

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Just stop talking, okay?
Just, like...

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Just do the alphabet.

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Just hang up at the top.

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Everything important
is up at the top.

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Yeah, that's good.

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Okay.

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(INHALING SHARPLY)

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(MOANS)

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(SNORING)

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MAN: Hey, you like that, right?

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(WHISPERS) Amy?

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Hey.

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I think it's my turn, baby.

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Amy, seriously, my turn.

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Muffin, remember you
said you were gonna...

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(CONTINUES SNORING)

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MAN: Okay.

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AMY: Hey, guys, I'm Amy.
Don't judge me, fuckers!

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I'm just a sexual girl, okay?

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I am fine. I am in control.

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This is clearly not my first rodeo.

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The key is to never
ever let them sleep over.

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I got a couple of ticks
to The Black Keys,

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Thursday, if you want... Ooh...

92
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Thanks. Bye!

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AMY: All right, good night.

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All right, bye. Good night.

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Oh...

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I guess I do love pussy.
(CHUCKLES)

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AMY: Look, I have a great job
and my apartment is sick,

98
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and my friends and
family are awesome,

99
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and I'm sort of seeing someone.

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This dude is not him.

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This guy is who
I'm seeing. Kind of.

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He's hot, right?

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He is great, but it is like
fucking an ice sculpture.

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(SNORING)

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Okay, so I broke
the sleepover rule.

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Where am I?

107
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Scarface poster. Ugh!

108
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Please don't be a dorm room.
Please don't be a dorm room.

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There she is.
Buenos dias, baby.

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Oh, my God!

111
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You look like an angel.

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What time is it?

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MAN: It's like 7:30
in the morning.

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I didn't know if I should
let you sleep or not.

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Or make you breakfast.

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I chose breakfast.

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Where am I?

118
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Oh, you're in
Staten Island, sugar!

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What?

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AMY: Fuck!

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Hey, so when do you think
I'm gonna see you again?

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Soon. Like, really, really soon.

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Hey, hey, hey.
You don't gotta rush off.

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Oh.

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My God, you're stunning.

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Thank you.

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Hey, so Saturday...

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Saturday, my aunt is getting married, and
she's having a little barbecue beforehand,

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and I would love it
if you were my date, baby.

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Like, if I walked in with you?
Oh, my God.

131
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Johnny would be like,
"Yo! Oli, what's up, kid?

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Like, "Who's that piece?" You know?
"She's bodied down."

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Right, I don't know what that means, but,
like, I can't do that because, like,

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you and I won't ever
see each other again.

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I didn't think you were gonna, like,
follow up so quick about hanging out,

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but this is it for us.

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Well, but... Our journey's over.

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I could just say I'd see ya...
Till Saturday.

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Our journey's over now because
I probably won't see you,

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because I gotta get to work, and
you gotta go be foine as hell.

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Okay, bye.
I got Bikram yoga, so...

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Hey, you can say whatever you
want, baby, but hips don't lie.

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Hey, check your Twitter,
I might direct message you.

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Might DM.

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Yes, sir!

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Yes, sir!

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NOAM: What's up, buddy?
Help me out, dude. Come on.

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Noam, watch out.
Good morning.

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On! Amy!

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There she is, my princess.

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What happened? Did
church let out early?

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Ha-ha. (CHUCKLES)

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NOAM: Hey! Amy,
where are you going?

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This isn't Planned Parenthood.

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Oh, my God. Shut up!

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You have to tell me
everything about last night.

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I went on your Instagram.
That guy is like, so hot.

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He looks kind of like
a white Drake. No.

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He was like
a Puerto Rican Gollum.

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I'm not talking about it.

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- AMY: Do you have to pee?
- Yeah, totally.

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(TINKLING)

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AMY: Did you hear Johnny Depp is
coming into the office today?

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NIKKI: Oh, yeah.
I'm all over that.

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Which version of Johnny Depp

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would you most
wanna have sex with?

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Which one does it
for you the most?

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Because I can't
stop thinking about it.

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For me, it's
Pirates of the Caribbean.

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I love a fully
made up, long hair,

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almost feminine-looking
Johnny Depp.

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Not almost. He looks like a
beautiful woman in that movie.

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Yeah. Who would be yours?

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I'm thinking, like, an Edward
Scissorhands Johnny Depp.

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You would get totally cut up.

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Yeah, but he'd feel
so bad about it

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that he'd be like,
"I'll never leave you."

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And I would get,
like, a sick haircut.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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But also, guess what?
Willy Wonka, bring it on.

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Oh, my God, totally. Right?

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Yeah. I would fuck the shit

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out of Willy Wonka, Johnny Depp.

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DIANNA: Okay, my babes,
I want your undivided.

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I've been looking
at your pitches

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and these are my thoughts.

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Nikki.

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Why are you smiling?

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I'm not smiling,
I'm just very nervous.

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DIANNA: Stop smiling.
Stop smiling.

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That's even more. Nikki.

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The more nervous I get,
the more I smile, so...

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Stop smiling.

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Stop it. Stop it.

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Nikki, shut it down. Come on.
Bring it down, bring it down.

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That's it.

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I'm sick of your
ginger nonsense.

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I don't wanna see
those gnashers. No.

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Stop it. What's this?

200
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BRYSON: That's our
new intern, Donald.

201
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,505
I thought we were getting
a chick, but he's here.

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00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,591
Okay. Welcome, Donald.

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Welcome to S'nuff where we are
teaching the strong-willed man

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how to dress, think, eat, fuck.

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Do you like the
magazine, Donald?

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00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:17,266
- Oh, yeah, it's pretty much all I read.
- Good answer.

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00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:20,895
Look, this is ours. This is ours.
Right? We made this.

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What's our demographic?

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ALL: Every-fucking-one.

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Thank you. You can go now.

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Yeah, thank you.
It's a big opportunity.

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Right, pitch me.
Pitch me hard. Schultz?

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So I was thinking
of something called

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the "S'nuff Guide to
Beating Off at Work."

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Where to do it, how to do it,

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how not to get caught.

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How to get caught.

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SCHULTZ: Makes it more fun.

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I already started
the research, you guys.

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(CHUCKLING)

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DIANNA: Bryson? Okay, I got one.

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"You're not gay. She's boring."

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DIANNA: Good. Yeah?

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Fantastic! I can see it.
Thank you.

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Okay. I have another to pitch.

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Maybe a cover, I don't know.

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Uh...

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"You call those tits?"

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That's good. Yeah.

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And then maybe like a
"Where are they now?" piece

231
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about the kids Michael
Jackson gave settlements to.

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DIANNA: Good. Ooh...

233
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:09,652
I want to know.

234
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:10,736
That's good, yeah.

235
00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:12,989
I play ice hockey with one of them.
I'll get an email.

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00:10:13,072 --> 00:10:14,156
DIANNA: Yeah, that's good.

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Right. So, assignments.

238
00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:18,661
Schultz, you're on
the Ryan Phillippe piece.

239
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:19,787
Oh! What?

240
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:20,871
Yes! Crash was epic.

241
00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,624
I was thinking I would take a
stab at the Phillippe piece.

242
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,335
No. Ryan, I tell you, he's
in a major funk right now,

243
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and he will respond much better

244
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to a male who is neither
attractive nor masculine.

245
00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,092
Blam! That's me right here.

246
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,594
Bryson, I've got
a red mark by your name.

247
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Why would that be?
Yes, okay.

248
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I am pitching Dr. Aaron Conners.

249
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He works with
some of the Knicks.

250
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He's this incredible, young
sports physician on the rise,

251
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and he just created
this revolutionary

252
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knee insert that cuts
recovery time in half.

253
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,277
He's about to perform it
on Amar'e Stoudemire.

254
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,612
It will be the first time it's
ever been done on a pro athlete.

255
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,239
If we get this,
we'll have access

256
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,741
to the biggest names in sports.

257
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,368
LeBron, Durant, Blake Griffin.

258
00:10:59,452 --> 00:11:02,079
I've heard of this guy. He did
D'Brickashaw Ferguson's knee, right?

259
00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:03,289
Yes.

260
00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,498
Yeah, and Metta
World Peace's too.

261
00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:07,251
Yeah. Thabo Sefolosha owes his
whole career to this guy.

262
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,794
Are these real names?

263
00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:10,713
What's that, Amy? Your thoughts?

264
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:11,922
AMY: I'm sorry, I just...

265
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,925
I don't know why we treat
these athletes like heroes

266
00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:16,844
just because they can skate fast

267
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,387
or kick a ball in a net.

268
00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:20,014
I just think it's weird.
No offense.

269
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:23,017
I just think that
sports are stupid,

270
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,977
and anyone who likes them

271
00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:28,230
is just, like, a lesser person.

272
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,566
And has a small intellect.

273
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,364
Killer. I want you
to write the piece.

274
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,241
What? What?

275
00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:41,744
Oh, no, I literally
can't stomach sports.

276
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,996
Yeah, I know. Your
opposition is perfection.

277
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,831
This really feels
like a Bryson article.

278
00:11:45,915 --> 00:11:48,209
Yeah, this feels like a "me" article.
I pitched it.

279
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,794
Yeah, you pitched it.
I'm giving it to Amy.

280
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,504
What are you saying? You
giving me some attitude here?

281
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,464
This isn't a fucking
medical journal.

282
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,341
I can do opposition,
I can do sexy.

283
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,177
I want that. I want that hatred.

284
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,345
I'm giving it to Amy.

285
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,347
- Don't sulk at me.
- I'm not sulking.

286
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,307
This is my decision.
I'm giving it to Amy.

287
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,934
Sure. Fine.

288
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,562
- BRYSON: I can do sexy though.
- Sorry?

289
00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:11,107
- Huh? Nothing. I'm fine.
- DIANNA: What?

290
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,692
I'm just having fun.
(CHUCKES DRYLY)

291
00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:17,530
DIANNA: Nikki,
I want you to research

292
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,032
whether garlic makes semen
taste any different.

293
00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:22,076
Oh... Um...

294
00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:24,578
- How am I supposed to get the...
- DIANNA: Thank you.

295
00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:26,372
You inspire me.

296
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,292
It tastes the same.

297
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,587
Amy.

298
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:36,632
I'm not trying to punish you.

299
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,217
Does it feel a little like I am?

300
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,594
No, no, I appreciate the...

301
00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:42,888
I know you want to branch
out and cover more,

302
00:12:42,972 --> 00:12:45,015
and you do know
I'm looking for a new

303
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,767
executive editor, don't you?

304
00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:49,019
I do know that, and I'm
very, very interested.

305
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:50,980
Hmm. I'd love to be considered.

306
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:54,066
Especially my dad's
house isn't selling

307
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,776
and my sister and I
just had to put him

308
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,736
in this assisted living place,

309
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,364
and you would think it was like
the Waldorf. It's so expensive.

310
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,074
Is this your one-woman
show right now?

311
00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:03,742
Because I ain't got a ticket.

312
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,330
You know, just
eviscerate the piece.

313
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,583
I'm giving you an assignment.
Right, yeah.

314
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:15,963
Hmm? And, Amy, if you would
teach this about this.

315
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:22,428
So, does she have
a foreign accent

316
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,929
or is she just awesome?

317
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,600
Don't talk to me for two weeks.

318
00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:33,731
AMY: That's my sister Kim.
She's cute, right?

319
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:37,526
Well, back off! She's
totally married as fuck!

320
00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:39,820
Our dad's MS has
gotten really bad,

321
00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:41,614
so he can't live
by himself anymore.

322
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,490
We're cleaning out his house.

323
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,284
KIM: There's your box.

324
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,119
That stuff's Goodwill,
that stuff's eBay,

325
00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:48,621
and the stuff up front is trash.

326
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,123
- AMY: This stuff's eBay?
- KIM: Yeah.

327
00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,958
I wanna go through this.

328
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:54,168
No, don't go through it.

329
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,086
That's stuff we can
make money off of.

330
00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:58,714
Why are they here?

331
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,883
KIM: They're picking me up.

332
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:03,302
Hey, Mother, look,
we got a croquet set!

333
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,720
Great job, sweetpea!

334
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,097
He calls you Mother?
That's not creepy.

335
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,182
Yeah, it's his choice.

336
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:09,642
Have him call you Stepmother.

337
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,935
It's more accurate.

338
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,311
I've raised that child!

339
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,604
Mom, I found a glove.

340
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,689
- Hey, buddy, how you doing?
- Good.

341
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:17,733
What are you studying in school?

342
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,151
I'm learning about space

343
00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:21,570
and all the celestial objects

344
00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:22,780
and how there are

345
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,573
planets and solar systems,

346
00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:27,826
and sometimes there could
be multiple universes

347
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,620
but people don't know
how to describe that yet,

348
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,788
but it's a new theory,

349
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,582
and I'm so excited to see if
they figure it out or not.

350
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,918
Great.

351
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,254
See you around.

352
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:40,756
Okay.

353
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,677
Why is he dressed
like Colonel Sanders?

354
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,303
He got to dress himself
and that's what he chose.

355
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,764
That's what the inside of his
heart looks like. Be nice.

356
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,099
Can you just be
real for a second?

357
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:53,352
If you just met
that dude at a CVS,

358
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,770
you'd have a real
problem with him.

359
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:56,480
Can you just
pretend to like him?

360
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,773
I am pretending.

361
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:00,651
Ooh, I like Tom's sweater.

362
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,529
He's doing the
To Catch a Predator look.

363
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:04,863
Amy! What?

364
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,198
TOM: Amy, what's up?

365
00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:08,117
Hey! Looking sharp.

366
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,661
- Looking sharp, man.
- Thanks.

367
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,246
- TOM: Nice to see you.
- AMY: Nice to see you.

368
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,372
I was reading your article about

369
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,457
how to talk your girlfriend
into a three-way.

370
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,875
- You read that one?
- Yeah.

371
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:17,960
Wow!

372
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,044
No. Would you do that?

373
00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:20,129
No.

374
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,297
That got off the table quick.

375
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,381
Yeah.

376
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,465
Let him do what he wants.

377
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:24,550
You guys should make a sex tape.

378
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,051
I would. Uh...

379
00:15:26,135 --> 00:15:27,386
I did high school theater.

380
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,805
I think I'd be pretty good.
(LAUGHING)

381
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,474
- AMY: This nursing home is nice.
- KIM: Yeah.

382
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,727
It's too nice and
it's too expensive

383
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,854
and we should've
put him in a shithole.

384
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,981
We did. I mean, it's a shithole.

385
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,525
- It's just the nicest shithole.
- Yeah.

386
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,612
Places where the nurses don't
fuck the patients are expensive.

387
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:46,780
That's what you're paying for.

388
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,032
It's not the food, sister.

389
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,491
Ew!

390
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,910
"Condoms ribbed for his pleasure"?

391
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:52,953
Ew! (GASPS)

392
00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:54,079
I better hold on to these.

393
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:55,873
Is this coke?

394
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,249
No. Dad didn't love coke.

395
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,501
He was just a
full-blown alcoholic.

396
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:01,003
- (SNORTING)
- (GASPS)

397
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,964
No. It must just be from
a Halloween costume. Oh.

398
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,801
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

399
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:08,969
- KIM: Moving on.
- AMY: Let's just...

400
00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:10,054
Amy, don't touch it.

401
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,430
These are his memories.

402
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,932
No, don't do that! Toss it away.

403
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,392
What? He needs his wallet.

404
00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:17,978
We've got so much stuff to go through.
Please stop...

405
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,732
Oh! He loves that poster.

406
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,192
I know.

407
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:28,030
Kimberly! Stop it!
Stop it! Girl!

408
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,449
Come on! Not cool, girl!

409
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:31,950
That felt good.

410
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:34,286
It's not right.

411
00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:35,371
Alaska.

412
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,997
No. Don't throw
away his snow globes.

413
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,792
These are his memories. He got
one of these everywhere he went.

414
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,293
Does he have one for every
one of our teachers?

415
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:42,503
I don't see them.

416
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,837
He didn't fuck all our teachers.

417
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,130
He fucked all of my teachers.

418
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,216
No, he never fucked Mr. Hecht.

419
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,426
I did.

420
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:50,511
I'm just kidding. (LAUGHS)

421
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,804
You know, he wouldn't, but...

422
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:53,931
Where's that?

423
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,683
Hamburg?

424
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,310
Auschwitz.

425
00:16:58,394 --> 00:16:59,478
What?

426
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,523
I guess they have a gift shop.

427
00:17:02,815 --> 00:17:03,941
(GASPS)

428
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,443
Oh, man! Look at this.

429
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,866
AMY: Mom was so fuckable then.

430
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,536
She had the best tits.

431
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:19,081
When she would lay down,
they would just stay put.

432
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,624
Mine are just like, "See ya!"

433
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,708
(CHUCKLES)

434
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,627
My titties are like, "Peace!"

435
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,965
KIM: Dad was such a dick.

436
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,884
(SIGHS)

437
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:33,554
I don't really see it that way.

438
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,107
Can we mix it up a little bit?

439
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,859
Will you talk dirty to me?

440
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,194
Come on. Come on!

441
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,155
Amy, no. It's not
something I do well.

442
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,364
I'm not really verbal, okay?

443
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:54,283
I'm more physical
in how I communicate.

444
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,826
- You're gonna be great at it.
- I'm gonna sound stupid.

445
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,619
- I don't wanna sound stupid.
- You're not gonna sound stupid.

446
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,122
Clear your mind and say
whatever pops in it, okay?

447
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,583
Just try it. Say anything.

448
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,209
All right.

449
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,171
I'm gonna give you
my full pecker. Yeah.

450
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,672
Okay.

451
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,215
Because of the pecs,

452
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,426
but "pecker" is
kind of like my dick.

453
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,220
Yeah, I got it. I understood
what you meant by "pecker."

454
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:18,348
(GRUNTING) I'm gonna
fill you with protein.

455
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,142
I'm gonna give you
the protein you need

456
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,102
to survive when
you're making muscles.

457
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,645
I'm gonna put my
green drink in you.

458
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,940
Yeah. Beta-carotene
and vegetable mix.

459
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,400
Can it not be about protein

460
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,652
or energy or nutrition?

461
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:33,030
Can you just talk
about sex stuff?

462
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,576
All right. Yes. Just sexy stuff.

463
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,245
Talk to me.

464
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,165
There's no "I" in "team"

465
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,750
but there's an "I" in "win."

466
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:49,505
Can't spell "victory"
without "T-R-Y."

467
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,466
Winning isn't everything.
It's the only thing.

468
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:55,511
Okay, these are
just sports phrases.

469
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,721
Are these Nike slogans?
Please just...

470
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,389
You want the "Just do it"?
Do you want that one?

471
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:02,726
No! Just have sex with me
and say some dirty shit.

472
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,438
(SPEAKING IN MANDARIN)

473
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:07,523
What is that?

474
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:09,691
Talking to you dirty in Chinese.
That's what I'm doing.

475
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,944
What? I've been studying
Mandarin in my off time.

476
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,487
(SPEAKING IN MANDARIN)

477
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,113
"Do you need to go
to the bathroom?"

478
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,366
Please don't speak Chinese
or whatever during sex.

479
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,534
Okay, no problem.

480
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:21,119
I'm sorry. I don't mean
to be so picky.

481
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,247
You look discouraged
and you're doing great.

482
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,581
I told you I wasn't
gonna be any good at this.

483
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:25,832
Can we try something else?

484
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:30,963
Yeah. Talk about
the first time you saw me.

485
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,590
Okay?

486
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,677
That's easy. I remember
it like it was yesterday.

487
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,178
Yeah?

488
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,638
I was just getting
done in the gym.

489
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,682
You were leaving that
pizza place, remember?

490
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:42,766
Yeah.

491
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,977
- And you were holding on to that box.
- (MOANING) Mmm-hmm.

492
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:48,230
And you walked out. You
were wearing those jeans.

493
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,440
Oh, God! They looked
so good from behind.

494
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:51,817
Uh-huh!
Oh!

495
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,902
From behind... Yeah, yeah.

496
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,529
- You looked like a dude.
- What?

497
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,030
Oh!

498
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,407
(GRUNTING)

499
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,751
Don't move! Don't move at all!
Anything!

500
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,378
Ah! You're moving your arm.

501
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:17,384
Fudge ripple ice cream!

502
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:18,844
Ah!

503
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,097
(GRUNTS)

504
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,807
Oh! Yeah!

505
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:25,851
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

506
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,063
Oh...

507
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,940
That was great.

508
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,610
We gotta make that part of our program.
For sure.

509
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,069
Really onto something.

510
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,496
(SIGHS)

511
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,666
STEVEN: Amy, don't forget
to hydrate, babe.

512
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,296
We went verbal!

513
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,256
The boys make the noise!

514
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,510
- NOAM: What's up, brother?
- Yes, I'm loving it.

515
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:04,723
Rastaman! Digging it with the rolling bag.
Mixed messages.

516
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,309
Come back over here.
I love you on Glee.

517
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,478
How's it going? Amy,
what's happening?

518
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:10,729
You got a new sign?

519
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,899
Yeah, I'm working
a couple of ideas out.

520
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,234
Yeah. I'm going to visit my dad.

521
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,736
Oh. How is he?

522
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,197
We put him in an assisted
living facility.

523
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,074
I don't know how
nice it is, actually.

524
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:24,826
Oh. I know exactly how you feel.

525
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,078
The car I take a shit in,

526
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,412
they towed it.

527
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:28,955
Yeah.

528
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:31,500
Sucks. Sorry, man.
All right. I'll see you later.

529
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,001
I'll see you later.
I'll be here.

530
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:35,337
Hey, I'm digging
that back camel toe.

531
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:37,839
NORMAN: What a
ridiculous statement!

532
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:41,843
You're talking about the most
talented player on all levels.

533
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:44,763
None of these bums
are the equal of Babe Ruth.

534
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:47,557
Norman, Babe Ruth was awful.
Stop it!

535
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:49,017
How can you negate facts?

536
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:50,143
Just be nice to him.

537
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:52,521
I am nice to him.
He's not nice to me.

538
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:55,691
Babe Ruth was a superhero.
He was Superman!

539
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,901
Easy to be a Superman when
you never played against

540
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,111
a black guy your whole life.

541
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,280
What does white/black
got to do with it?

542
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,366
Every 12-year-old kid in the
Dominican Republic right now

543
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,534
can probably beat Babe Ruth.

544
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,285
Blah, blah, blah!

545
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,205
GORDON: Before 1947,
it's one big asterisk. Norman!

546
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:14,209
Can you just keep a low
profile for two weeks, here?

547
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,335
GORDON: Oh, I'm sorry.

548
00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:17,254
I don't want to offend
any of these people

549
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,715
fucking each other with Viagra
day and night, God forbid.

550
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,007
Can you just be
nice and make friends?

551
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,217
After 7:00...

552
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,719
After dinner,

553
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,096
it turns into Caligula
around here. Trust me.

554
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,056
Please. It's a madhouse.

555
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,350
It's like the Playboy
Mansion, for Christ's sake.

556
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,352
- This place?
- Yes.

557
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,479
(SIGHS)

558
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:36,649
You got my Mets stuff?

559
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,400
Yeah.

560
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:40,569
Amy.

561
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:41,653
I'll bring it by.

562
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,573
Amy. Look at me.

563
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:47,701
Amy?

564
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,661
Kim made me throw
a lot of it away.

565
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,246
- Kim made you? Your little sister?
- Yes.

566
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:52,706
She's mean as a dog.

567
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:53,915
Jesus!

568
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:56,001
I tried. I'm so sorry.

569
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,129
What do I care? It's all
memorabilia, anyway.

570
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,756
I'm memorabilia at this point.

571
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:03,175
Don't say that.

572
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:19,900
AMY: Dr. Conners?

573
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:22,194
- Hi.
- Hey.

574
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,320
Amy Townsend.

575
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,446
Aaron Conners.

576
00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:25,947
- Great to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

577
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,449
Thank you so much
for letting me come in.

578
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,867
No worries.

579
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,911
Um, so...

580
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,078
How does this work?

581
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,664
Oh, uh, today is really
just to go over schedules.

582
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:35,874
Okay.

583
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,959
AMY: If that's cool.
Yeah, that's great.

584
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,337
Uh, I have never
been interviewed

585
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,505
- for a magazine.
- (KNOCKING)

586
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,631
AARON: Hey, LeBron. Hey.

587
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:43,799
Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.

588
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,175
Did I leave my sunglasses here?

589
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,636
I don't know. Did you?

590
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,721
I was sitting...
Oh, here they are.

591
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,307
Did you just drive
40 minutes back here

592
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:53,433
to look for your sunglasses?

593
00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:54,810
Yeah, of course.
You think I'm gonna give.

594
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,561
Sunglass Hut
another $30 for these?

595
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:57,646
You crazy?

596
00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:59,189
Hey, how you doing?

597
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,608
Wait, your watch costs
more than my apartment.

598
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,026
Oh, this thing? That was a gift.

599
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,611
We watching Downton Abbey later?

600
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:07,072
Uh, if I get out of here on
time, yeah, we could watch it.

601
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,782
- If not, let's do it tomorrow.
- LEBRON: What?

602
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:09,866
I'm watching it tonight,

603
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,535
because I'm not gonna go to
practice in the morning,

604
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,787
and all the guys are talking
about it and I'm left out.

605
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,664
Hey, do what you gotta do.

606
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,332
Can you validate
my parking, please?

607
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:19,501
I don't validate.
You should talk to Cheryl.

608
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,127
Okay, take care.
Nice meeting you.

609
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:22,671
AARON: Bye, LeBron.
Thanks, buddy.

610
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:24,965
LEBRON: Cheryl, can you
validate my parking, please?

611
00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:28,009
Tall! Yeah, I know, right?

612
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,845
Do you know who that was?

613
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:32,514
A basketball player.

614
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:35,475
He's LeBron James. He's kind
of "the" basketball player.

615
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:37,686
Oh, yeah. I think I saw one
of his soda commercials.

616
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:38,770
Yeah.

617
00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:39,980
Do you follow sports?

618
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,898
Oh, my God.

619
00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:43,984
Sports? I love them.

620
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,235
Who are your favorite teams?

621
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:49,698
I like smaller teams.
Not the big leagues.

622
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:52,534
I like the Long Island Mediums.

623
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,954
The Acorn Pine Cones.

624
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:59,374
Haven't heard of them.
The Fire Island Penguins.

625
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,334
I like the Cincinnati
Thunder-Wizards.

626
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,711
You can stop.

627
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:04,170
The Orlando...

628
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,214
Blooms.

629
00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:08,800
You can stop.
You don't follow sports.

630
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,261
I'm sorry, I don't.

631
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:12,721
I don't know
anything about sports.

632
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,431
- You know what? That's okay, though.
- Don't be embarrassed.

633
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,057
- I'm sorry.
- No, don't be embarrassed

634
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:18,310
because I actually didn't follow
sports until I got this job.

635
00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:19,853
- Really?
- Yeah.

636
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:23,440
Oh, my God! You have no idea
what a huge relief that is.

637
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,358
I was assigned this.

638
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:26,651
This was not even my pitch.

639
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,070
Right. So you're
doing the article on me?

640
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,196
Mmm-hmm.

641
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,239
Awesome.

642
00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:34,659
I think they're kind of weird
and it's just strange.

643
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:37,662
Grown men wearing jerseys with
another man's name on it.

644
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,247
Like, are you in jail?
Are you his bitch?

645
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,541
Right. Kind of like that one?

646
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,507
That's different,
because it's in a frame.

647
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:52,218
I think sports brings
people together.

648
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,678
It kind of forms a community.

649
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:56,264
- That's what I'm saying.
- Right. Yeah. Obviously.

650
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,266
I'll tell you another thing
that's great about this job,

651
00:25:58,350 --> 00:25:59,726
is that I get to
work with athletes,

652
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:02,103
which means that I
work with a lot of...

653
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,480
Black people? ...Injuries.

654
00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:05,482
What did you just say?
Did you say "black people"?

655
00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:07,692
No.

656
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,277
Do you have a problem
with black people?

657
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:10,946
(CHUCKLING) No.
I love black people.

658
00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:12,280
I prefer black people.

659
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:13,406
Do you have black friends?

660
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:15,784
Endless black friends.

661
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:18,370
Can you show me pictures of your
black friends on your phone?

662
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,207
You want to see pictures on
my phone of my black friends?

663
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,667
Amy, you gotta have a lot of them.

664
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,962
I have so many. I'm deciding which
one, because there's so many.

665
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:29,005
Oh! Here we go. Oh, great.
Let's see it.

666
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,924
You're gonna be eating your words.
Oh, good.

667
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,092
- You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

668
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:35,220
Okay, get ready. Black friend.

669
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,431
AARON: That is you
and a white friend,

670
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:41,226
and that is a black
waiter pouring your water.

671
00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:44,145
Let me find another one.
Oh. My phone died.

672
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:47,148
Um, I'm gonna let you
get back to doctoring.

673
00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,316
Oh, thanks.

674
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,985
I'll talk to your... Cheryl.

675
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:53,571
Cheryl about when we can meet again.
Yeah.

676
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:54,864
Great.

677
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,876
DANIEL RADCLIFFE: No,
we're not going into the park.

678
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:10,714
We've been in the park already.

679
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:14,009
- Sorry I'm late.
- No, it's okay.

680
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,928
It's a wonderful film
Daniel Radcliffe is in.

681
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,180
What is this movie?

682
00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:20,724
Radcliffe is a dog walker,

683
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,351
but he's got a chip on his
shoulder, a real edge.

684
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:24,644
Sundance loved it.

685
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,896
I need help with my dog.

686
00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:29,816
I can see that.

687
00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:33,069
I would love to be the one
to help you with your dog.

688
00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:35,655
What's your technique?

689
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,825
I put them on
a leash and walk them.

690
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,369
You talk a big game.

691
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,539
That's because I walk a big dog.

692
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:47,375
MARISA TOMEI: She looks little...

693
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,085
Amy.

694
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:51,713
What's up?

695
00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:53,131
Is that wine in a box?

696
00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:54,466
Mmm-hmm.

697
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:55,592
I have red, too.

698
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:56,676
STEVEN: You have red, too?

699
00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:58,303
Is this guy ever gonna shut up?

700
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,430
Please watch the movie.

701
00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,433
Stop. That's not right.
Don't do this to me.

702
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:04,809
Why is he yelling?

703
00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:06,978
Listen, you always
do this to me.

704
00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:09,230
You show up to these places,
you put me in a situation.

705
00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:10,273
I'm a big guy.

706
00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:11,983
- Everybody wants to fight the big guy.
- Yeah, you are.

707
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,444
Hey, Mark Wahlberg,
shut your bitch up.

708
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,989
Mark Wahlberg? Me?

709
00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:20,825
Who else looks like Mark Wahlberg?
Your girl?

710
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:24,621
Mark Wahlberg's, like, 150 pounds.
I'm 250, lean.

711
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:27,540
I look like Mark Wahlberg
ate Mark Wahlberg!

712
00:28:27,624 --> 00:28:29,542
Your muscles aren't
the fucking problem.

713
00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:31,377
It's your yapping girlfriend.

714
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,379
Just say "Fuck you" Yeah?

715
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:34,672
I will fuck you, all right?

716
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,132
I will enter you!

717
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:38,426
You're gonna "enter" me?

718
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:39,594
Did you hear what he said?

719
00:28:39,677 --> 00:28:41,304
What are you talking
about right now?

720
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:42,722
(WHISPERING) I'm just
trying to intimidate him.

721
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,474
You're talking about raping him.

722
00:28:44,682 --> 00:28:46,851
- You're not about that life, champ.
- I can see it.

723
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,478
- Oh, lam about that life!
- MAN: No, you're not.

724
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,772
No, no, no. I will get
crazy up in here.

725
00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,690
You like movies?
We'll make a movie.

726
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,526
We'll make Mama
Said Knock You Out

727
00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:56,361
starring my fist
and your dick hole.

728
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:57,821
MAN: Oh, shit!

729
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,072
What the fuck is
wrong with this dude?

730
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:00,240
He wants you.

731
00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:02,575
Babe, your threats, I'm telling
you, they're super gay.

732
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:03,868
- Too sexual?
- Yeah.

733
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,788
This has to be the corniest,
muscled white dude

734
00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:08,540
I've ever seen
in my fucking life.

735
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:11,250
Okay, Koko B. Ware,
you know what?

736
00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:13,044
You're being
an asshole, all right?

737
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:14,838
- You know what I do with assholes?
- I lick them.

738
00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:16,297
What the fuck?

739
00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:17,882
He wants to fuck you.

740
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:29,310
My pooch has been
hurt more than enough.

741
00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:33,064
I will make sure no one ever
hurts your pooch again.

742
00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:36,151
TOMEI: I like when you're
taking control of your dogs.

743
00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:39,112
RADCLIFFE: I thought you would.

744
00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:41,447
I'm back.

745
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:45,410
What did I miss?

746
00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:47,412
Amy, what did I miss?

747
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:51,374
They pre-butter it.

748
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,209
Who's Brody?

749
00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:56,379
What?

750
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,506
Who's Oli?
Who's Brody?

751
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:01,301
Why do you have my cell phone?

752
00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:02,677
Why are you smiling?

753
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,387
I got a little high outside.

754
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,181
Like, barely at all high.

755
00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:09,017
Okay, while you were
outside getting high,

756
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,977
I was putting your phone
on silent for the movie,

757
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,353
and when I did that,
I noticed you have

758
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:13,646
all these guys in your phone.

759
00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,648
There's Brody. There's a guy
listed as "Hot as Balls."

760
00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:16,858
Who the fuck is "Hot as Balls"?

761
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,319
- Stop smiling!
- I'm not smiling.

762
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:20,570
Those are guys from work.

763
00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:23,531
Can we just watch this movie?

764
00:30:23,615 --> 00:30:25,283
You know what?
No, I can't.

765
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:26,910
Because as I was
turning off your phone,

766
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,494
I got a picture
of somebody's dick.

767
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:29,871
It was mine.

768
00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:33,875
Fuck you, Tone-L You want to take
it to the parking lot? Fine!

769
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:36,669
You can't find me? I'll be
the closest one on Grindr.

770
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:40,381
That's gay.

771
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:44,052
Steven, please. I am
not in shape for this.

772
00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:46,221
Stop walking like the Hulk.
I can see that you're mad.

773
00:30:46,304 --> 00:30:47,555
You are being crazy!

774
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:50,225
Am I? Because I think you owe
me an explanation for this.

775
00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:51,976
Do I have to worry
about you with other guys?

776
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:53,186
I'm so high right now.

777
00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,813
Can we please talk about this tomorrow?
I'm too fucked up.

778
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,065
Amy, you're always fucked up.

779
00:30:57,815 --> 00:31:00,401
Answer the question. Are you
hooking up with other guys?

780
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,404
We never said we were exclusive.

781
00:31:03,571 --> 00:31:05,865
Fuck, Amy! "Exclusive"?
It's not high school.

782
00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:09,661
You know, every single guy I
work out with, every single guy,

783
00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,080
says that all you're gonna do

784
00:31:12,163 --> 00:31:13,665
is mess with my
emotions and hurt me.

785
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,542
You guys talk
about that at the gym?

786
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,420
Fuck, Amy! Do I have to worry
about you with other guys?

787
00:31:22,507 --> 00:31:24,634
Yes, I hook up with other guys.
(GROANS)

788
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:28,471
I don't go to the movies with them.

789
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,015
That's, like, our special thing.

790
00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:33,768
This is so fucking stupid.

791
00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:35,103
You know what the sad part is?

792
00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:36,980
I was gonna ask you to marry me.

793
00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:40,900
Really?

794
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,445
I didn't even think
you liked me very much.

795
00:31:44,529 --> 00:31:46,364
Why are you making me
feel bad about this?

796
00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:47,865
You can sleep with other girls.

797
00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:49,534
It's like every guy's dream.

798
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:51,619
It's not this guy's dream.

799
00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:53,997
Yeah, this guy's got a dream,

800
00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:57,041
and it's us making it!

801
00:31:58,042 --> 00:31:59,502
Getting married,

802
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,296
moving out to the
countryside, having a family.

803
00:32:01,379 --> 00:32:03,589
Three boys and two more boys.

804
00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,800
Enough for a basketball team.

805
00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:08,970
And I'll develop a CrossFit
program and patent it.

806
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,556
And I'll rule
the CrossFit world.

807
00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:14,142
With you by my side.

808
00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:16,811
You can be my CrossFit Queen.

809
00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:19,397
That's my dream.

810
00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,072
Hey.

811
00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:30,616
Hey.

812
00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:34,620
Can I leave?

813
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:38,166
Or, like, can you leave?

814
00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:40,043
I just, like... I'm very high,

815
00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,295
and I just kind of need
this interaction to be over.

816
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:45,465
You serious?

817
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,551
Fuck you, Amy.
You are not nice.

818
00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:54,766
I'm totally nice.

819
00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:03,399
Maybe you should consider
changing your ways.

820
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:05,860
- My "ways"?
- Mmm-hmm.

821
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:07,487
You would love having a family.

822
00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:08,613
You sound like Steven.

823
00:33:08,696 --> 00:33:10,406
I wish I could
break up with you.

824
00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:12,158
Having a family is fun.

825
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:13,785
That's fun?
Yeah.

826
00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:16,120
They're having a boys' lunch.

827
00:33:16,204 --> 00:33:17,205
Here?

828
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,082
AMY: Hi!
Hi, ladies.

829
00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:22,794
I really like your hair. Is that
choice, or you, like, did it?

830
00:33:23,086 --> 00:33:25,421
That's just my deal.
I'm bald, so...

831
00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:27,799
Cool. It's like...
You look like Bruce Willis.

832
00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:29,634
Like early Willis. Totally.

833
00:33:29,717 --> 00:33:30,718
Thanks.

834
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:33,596
You know what?
We will have two mimosas.

835
00:33:34,097 --> 00:33:35,140
Mmmm-mmm.

836
00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:37,850
- No, you're right. Hold the orange juice.
- No orange juice.

837
00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:39,060
It's sugar.

838
00:33:39,143 --> 00:33:40,561
So, champagne?

839
00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:43,022
Ooh! Okay.

840
00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:44,690
No, no. No champagne for me.

841
00:33:44,774 --> 00:33:46,734
Uh, yeah, we'll have
two champagnes.

842
00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:48,277
Two champagnes. Thanks.

843
00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:50,238
Okay. We'll see you in a bit.

844
00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:53,533
- Oh, my God. He's dying to fuck me.
- Mmm-hmm.

845
00:33:53,616 --> 00:33:54,700
Wait, why aren't you drinking?

846
00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:56,160
Have a drink with me.

847
00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:00,248
Wait. No!

848
00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:01,791
You're pregnant?

849
00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:03,126
I'm pregnant.

850
00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:04,669
Ugh!

851
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:05,920
God!

852
00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:07,922
Tom's the father.

853
00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:09,173
Ew! (LAUGHS)

854
00:34:12,343 --> 00:34:13,886
God. They look like
they're on a speed date.

855
00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:15,471
Say "Congratulations."

856
00:34:15,638 --> 00:34:16,722
(SCOFFS)

857
00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:17,890
We're telling Dad.

858
00:34:17,974 --> 00:34:20,518
I'll tell him at the
new nursing home.

859
00:34:20,601 --> 00:34:21,644
The one that's cheaper.

860
00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:24,397
It's not okay.
You're telling him.

861
00:34:25,356 --> 00:34:27,483
GORDON: Kim, are you serious?

862
00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:29,402
Oh, my God. Congratulations!

863
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:31,696
You're pregnant. (LAUGHS)

864
00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:33,489
Oh, my God.
Come here, come here.

865
00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:35,741
GORDON: Oh!

866
00:34:35,825 --> 00:34:38,661
My God! Oh, my God.

867
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:41,414
I'm tingling right now. I feel high.
(LAUGHING)

868
00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:43,332
GORDON: I feel high!
That's incredible.

869
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:44,917
KIM: Thank you.

870
00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:47,336
I'm finally gonna
be a grandfather.

871
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,630
You're already a grandfather.

872
00:34:49,839 --> 00:34:51,090
Not yet.

873
00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:52,383
You're already a grandfather.

874
00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:54,135
- Allister.
- What's that?

875
00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:55,386
- Allister.
- What about him?

876
00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:56,721
That's your grandson.

877
00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:58,514
Allister? (LAUGHS)

878
00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:03,936
No, I mean, Allister's
your step-child

879
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,771
and my step-grandkid, I guess.

880
00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:07,315
But I'm talking about your kid.

881
00:35:07,398 --> 00:35:09,275
Our bloodlines!
That's... Yeah.

882
00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:11,110
I was the first
person on my block

883
00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:12,695
to own a television set.

884
00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:14,739
That's really not
relevant right now, Norman.

885
00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:16,240
It's not relevant.

886
00:35:16,324 --> 00:35:17,783
Come on, that's more
like Tom's kid.

887
00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:20,203
It's Tom's kid,
who you help with.

888
00:35:20,328 --> 00:35:21,746
Dad, you love Allister.

889
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:23,122
GORDON: I like Allister.

890
00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:25,666
I care for him, I fear for him.

891
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,376
I know what happens to a kid
like that in the schoolyard.

892
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,503
We had a kid like that. Stewie.

893
00:35:29,587 --> 00:35:32,048
We used to beat him mercilessly.

894
00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,132
Oh!

895
00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:34,842
Some of the beatings
I almost feel bad about.

896
00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:36,928
That's gonna happen to this kid.

897
00:35:37,053 --> 00:35:38,971
I'm trying to protect him, trying
to teach him how to be a man.

898
00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:40,056
I don't know what
you're talking about.

899
00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:41,515
You were the worst father ever.

900
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:44,268
Come on. I wasn't a bad father.

901
00:35:44,352 --> 00:35:45,811
Mom did everything
when we were growing up.

902
00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:47,480
You wouldn't understand
because you weren't there.

903
00:35:47,563 --> 00:35:49,523
- So, now your mother's a saint?
- Of course she's a saint.

904
00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:52,151
Of course, because once you
die, everybody's a saint.

905
00:35:52,235 --> 00:35:53,486
Dad, just shut up.

906
00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:55,696
We were talking about
this yesterday, right?

907
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:56,989
- About Allister.
- KIM: Amy?

908
00:35:57,073 --> 00:35:59,325
No! He's lying. Amy?

909
00:35:59,408 --> 00:36:01,077
Amy, come on, you said
he's the kind of kid

910
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,371
who drops his pants to the floor

911
00:36:03,454 --> 00:36:04,622
when he pees in the urinal.

912
00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:06,666
- AMY: No, you said that!
- GORDON: That's funny to guys.

913
00:36:06,749 --> 00:36:08,376
AMY: I said he
pees sitting down.

914
00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,670
- (LAUGHS) That was funny.
- AMY: It was a joke.

915
00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:12,630
I cannot believe that you guys

916
00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:14,090
are teaming up against me again.

917
00:36:14,465 --> 00:36:16,217
Oh! No! I'm on your side!

918
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,094
I'm on your team.
You're not on my team!

919
00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:20,680
Sorry if I'm excited more about my
grandkid than some step-grandkid.

920
00:36:20,763 --> 00:36:23,057
They're both your
grandkid, God damn it!

921
00:36:23,975 --> 00:36:25,810
What the... Kimberly, come...

922
00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:29,772
ls that your wife?

923
00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:34,777
What is this speech
you have to make

924
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,445
for Doctors With Borders?

925
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:38,364
"Without." Without Borders.

926
00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:39,532
It's "Doctors Without Borders."

927
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:40,574
Oh. Right.

928
00:36:40,658 --> 00:36:42,410
Yeah, it's Doctors
Without Borders.

929
00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:44,578
It's a really good organization.

930
00:36:44,662 --> 00:36:47,748
Basically, we go to places
with the most conflict,

931
00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:49,709
places with the
biggest disasters,

932
00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,502
and we go in and help people.

933
00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:53,379
So, you help people by choice,

934
00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:54,672
and that's what you like?

935
00:36:55,131 --> 00:36:58,801
Yeah. It's great work. It's very
rewarding, helping these people.

936
00:36:58,884 --> 00:36:59,969
Wow!

937
00:37:00,136 --> 00:37:02,805
What's your story? Are you a
Division One athlete or something?

938
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:07,059
Me? No, no. I was on the
Xbox that I was playing,

939
00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:09,812
and then I got really high
and tripped on my bong.

940
00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:11,230
Are you high?

941
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:12,315
Yeah.

942
00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:14,025
(GUFFAWS)

943
00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:15,109
Wow.

944
00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:16,652
So high.

945
00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:18,946
I think you got your
new article right here.

946
00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:20,072
Here we go.

947
00:37:20,156 --> 00:37:21,615
All right.

948
00:37:21,699 --> 00:37:24,535
So, this is our Sports Medicine
and Performance Center.

949
00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:25,578
Wow.

950
00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:26,954
This is where most
of our athletes come

951
00:37:27,038 --> 00:37:28,581
and do the rehabilitation.

952
00:37:28,664 --> 00:37:30,124
What does this do?

953
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,043
Come on.

954
00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:35,129
So the HBM shows
how your muscles

955
00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:37,131
are working and moving,

956
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:39,592
so your rehab is most effective.

957
00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:42,053
It could help you with
your gait, your posture.

958
00:37:42,136 --> 00:37:43,346
- My gait?
- (MACHINE BEEPS)

959
00:37:43,596 --> 00:37:45,181
- Mmm-hmm.
- AMY: Okay.

960
00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:46,807
So, just walk
normal for a second.

961
00:37:46,891 --> 00:37:48,601
AMY: That looks pretty good.
Okay, okay.

962
00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:51,020
Just walk naturally
for one second, please.

963
00:37:51,729 --> 00:37:52,897
AMY: Like this?

964
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:55,316
I walk like Beyoncé. People
always think I'm her.

965
00:37:55,399 --> 00:37:57,109
We share on Instagram.

966
00:37:57,193 --> 00:37:58,903
- Is that how you walk down the street?
- AMY: Mmm-hmm.

967
00:38:00,196 --> 00:38:01,280
No, this is how I walk.

968
00:38:01,364 --> 00:38:04,200
I think the screen's doing different
stuff than what I'm doing.

969
00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:06,118
What we can do with this,
is we could show

970
00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:10,331
how you can, um, fix your
posture and your gait.

971
00:38:10,664 --> 00:38:12,708
I really wouldn't
do a Hitler march.

972
00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:15,961
Just walk the way you
walk down the street.

973
00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:18,214
AMY: Like this?

974
00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:24,261
AMY: All right.
Sorry, I'm listening.

975
00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:25,721
Okay. We good? You good?

976
00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:26,931
All right. Thank you.

977
00:38:27,014 --> 00:38:29,725
Wait, who is this? Watch the screen.
Who is this?

978
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,649
Who? Kevin Spacey at end
of The Usual Suspects.

979
00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:37,817
I didn't see that movie.

980
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,318
Oh. He's Keyser Saqze.

981
00:38:39,402 --> 00:38:41,362
That's not important.
It's not a spoiler. Oh.

982
00:38:41,779 --> 00:38:43,322
So why don't you pick up
the speed a little bit?

983
00:38:43,406 --> 00:38:45,699
That's good. That's good.

984
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,494
Get a nice jog going, there.
That's good.

985
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,788
You can speed it up a little
bit faster, if you want.

986
00:38:50,871 --> 00:38:52,164
- (BEEPING)
- AARON: Ah.

987
00:38:52,248 --> 00:38:54,583
There you go. See how that's working out?
That's great.

988
00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:57,044
See how your legs are lighting up green?
That's great.

989
00:38:57,128 --> 00:38:58,546
You can go a little faster, actually.

990
00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,631
- Don't lean forward like that when you run.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)

991
00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:01,757
You want to lean
back a little bit.

992
00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:03,551
See how that's
lighting up green?

993
00:39:03,634 --> 00:39:05,845
There you go.
See, that's real nice.

994
00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:09,014
See how you're
landing on your heel.

995
00:39:09,098 --> 00:39:10,099
You're stepping too far back.

996
00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:12,977
So you want to land on
the ball of your foot.

997
00:39:13,102 --> 00:39:15,062
There you go.
See, that's real nice.

998
00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:16,188
(PANTING)

999
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:18,482
How do you stop? Can you
make sure this thing stops?

1000
00:39:18,566 --> 00:39:20,109
(MACHINE POWERS DOWN) Oh.

1001
00:39:20,443 --> 00:39:21,819
Whoa, whoa whoa.

1002
00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:24,864
Are you all right?
You're hyperventilating.

1003
00:39:24,989 --> 00:39:25,990
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- Can you get this off?

1004
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:27,533
Yeah, here you go.

1005
00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:29,827
Look at me. Deep breath in.

1006
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:31,412
Blow it out like you're blowing
out a birthday candle.

1007
00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:32,621
(EXHALES SLOWLY)

1008
00:39:32,955 --> 00:39:33,998
(BREATHING RAPIDLY)

1009
00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:36,500
That's good, that's good.
Slow it down. Slow it down.

1010
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,043
(BOTH EXHALE SLOWLY)

1011
00:39:38,127 --> 00:39:39,211
You're just hyperventilating.

1012
00:39:39,295 --> 00:39:40,963
You're all right. You're okay.

1013
00:39:41,464 --> 00:39:42,798
Just take your time.

1014
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,092
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- You all right?

1015
00:39:46,135 --> 00:39:47,803
I'm hungry-Okay.

1016
00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:48,929
I haven't eaten much today.

1017
00:39:49,013 --> 00:39:50,014
Okay.

1018
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:53,809
I basically had,
like, Lay's potato chips.

1019
00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:56,228
Stopped at a Starbucks,

1020
00:39:56,312 --> 00:39:59,815
had, like, one
red velvet yogurt.

1021
00:40:00,608 --> 00:40:03,486
And two scones. They
were, like, super small.

1022
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:05,488
And then just some Chipotle,

1023
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:07,531
but that stuff runs through you.

1024
00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:10,159
So you had breakfast,
lunch and a snack?

1025
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:11,452
Yeah, that's it. Okay.

1026
00:40:11,535 --> 00:40:13,204
Let's go get some food.

1027
00:40:13,329 --> 00:40:14,497
Yeah. Yeah?

1028
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,915
Yeah. Let's do that.

1029
00:40:15,998 --> 00:40:18,000
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

1030
00:40:27,927 --> 00:40:29,553
AARON: Um...

1031
00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:33,265
My dad, um, is a rheumatologist

1032
00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:35,226
and my mom is
a college professor.

1033
00:40:35,351 --> 00:40:37,520
They're great. They put a
lot of pressure on me.

1034
00:40:37,645 --> 00:40:39,438
I was their only child, so...

1035
00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:40,940
Or maybe they didn't
put a lot of pressure on me.

1036
00:40:41,023 --> 00:40:42,566
I just put the
pressure on myself

1037
00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:44,235
because they did so
much great stuff, but...

1038
00:40:44,818 --> 00:40:46,070
No, they put pressure on me.

1039
00:40:46,153 --> 00:40:47,821
You know what? Can we not
put this in the article?

1040
00:40:47,905 --> 00:40:49,990
Is that all right?
This doesn't need to be in the article.

1041
00:40:50,074 --> 00:40:52,076
I don't know why I'm saying any of it.
They're great.

1042
00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:54,286
They're great. They're great.

1043
00:40:54,370 --> 00:40:57,456
Aaron's parents are great.
Aaron's parents are great.

1044
00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:59,792
I won't put any of that in the
article, if you don't want.

1045
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,126
- Is that all right?
- Yeah.

1046
00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:02,253
Just off the record.

1047
00:41:02,336 --> 00:41:03,629
Okay. Um...

1048
00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:04,964
Just so you know, if you want me

1049
00:41:05,047 --> 00:41:06,632
to keep something
out of the article,

1050
00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:08,175
if you want it to
be off the record,

1051
00:41:08,259 --> 00:41:09,593
you have to tell me before.

1052
00:41:10,052 --> 00:41:11,303
Oh, really?

1053
00:41:11,387 --> 00:41:12,638
Yeah. This can be retroactive.

1054
00:41:12,721 --> 00:41:15,349
I won't put your parents
in the article. Okay.

1055
00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:19,812
This article is gonna be a killer.

1056
00:41:19,895 --> 00:41:21,564
Yeah, it's gonna be a bummer.

1057
00:41:21,689 --> 00:41:22,898
(LAUGHING)

1058
00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:25,818
I read some of your stuff.

1059
00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:27,152
Oh, my God.

1060
00:41:27,236 --> 00:41:28,779
No, they were really good.
No.

1061
00:41:28,862 --> 00:41:29,822
AARON: When I started reading...

1062
00:41:29,905 --> 00:41:32,324
There was one thing, and I
was, like, "I don't know."

1063
00:41:32,408 --> 00:41:33,826
And then I started reading it
and I thought it was...

1064
00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:35,786
I was, like, "This is actually
really funny and smart."

1065
00:41:35,869 --> 00:41:37,079
It's satirical.

1066
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:38,747
Thank you.

1067
00:41:39,248 --> 00:41:40,624
It was good.

1068
00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:43,294
I have other stuff that I've
written for other places.

1069
00:41:43,377 --> 00:41:45,796
That's just the kind of stuff
they want at this magazine.

1070
00:41:45,879 --> 00:41:47,214
Can I read some of it?

1071
00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:51,427
Yeah, you can read... You
can read some of my stuff.

1072
00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:54,054
Do you want to go get a drink?

1073
00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,432
Yeah.
Yeah? Okay.

1074
00:42:00,269 --> 00:42:02,062
Can I get the check, please?
He understood.

1075
00:42:02,146 --> 00:42:03,355
Don't do...

1076
00:42:03,439 --> 00:42:04,648
Don't do the symbol and yell.

1077
00:42:04,732 --> 00:42:06,609
Just do one or the other.

1078
00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:07,985
What do you mean?

1079
00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:09,528
You can mouth the word
"check" really loud

1080
00:42:09,612 --> 00:42:10,654
and not make noise.

1081
00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:12,239
And that's kind of the best.

1082
00:42:12,323 --> 00:42:13,782
- What do I do?
- Watch.

1083
00:42:15,117 --> 00:42:16,619
Check.

1084
00:42:17,161 --> 00:42:18,621
Okay, let me try. Okay.

1085
00:42:19,288 --> 00:42:20,956
- (YELLS) Check?
- (LAUGHS) No!

1086
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:22,750
No.

1087
00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:24,918
- Am I not doing that right?
- No!

1088
00:42:25,002 --> 00:42:26,587
(YELLS) Check! Oh, my God!

1089
00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:27,755
Could we get the bill, please?

1090
00:42:27,838 --> 00:42:29,256
We'd like to pay for the food.

1091
00:42:36,013 --> 00:42:37,931
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1092
00:42:38,015 --> 00:42:41,268
Okay, first kiss. This girl
named Jennifer Jennifer.

1093
00:42:41,352 --> 00:42:42,519
Her name was Jennifer Jennifer?

1094
00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:43,729
Her name was Jennifer Jennifer.

1095
00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,147
And she was very cute.

1096
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,358
It was a Halloween party,
seventh grade.

1097
00:42:47,441 --> 00:42:50,235
She was shorter than me, she had
to stand up on a stone to kiss me.

1098
00:42:50,319 --> 00:42:51,987
It was like a Norman
Rockwell painting.

1099
00:42:52,071 --> 00:42:53,155
It was very cute.

1100
00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:55,282
- Oh! And you see these teeth?
- Yeah.

1101
00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:57,326
Look at these teeth.

1102
00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:59,411
They're fake, they're porcelain.

1103
00:42:59,495 --> 00:43:02,581
Ron Gardner, seventh grade.

1104
00:43:02,665 --> 00:43:05,084
I got brand new Air Jordans.
He wanted them.

1105
00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:06,126
Yeah?

1106
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:07,920
He punched me in the
face and knocked out

1107
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:10,005
my teeth and stole my shoes.

1108
00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:11,965
You're getting a lot
of info from me. No!

1109
00:43:12,049 --> 00:43:13,509
This is all off the
record, by the way.

1110
00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:15,594
- All off the record.
- AMY: Yeah, off the record. Totally.

1111
00:43:15,678 --> 00:43:17,429
Hey, today was really fun.

1112
00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:19,390
Yeah, it was great. I was a
little nervous about it.

1113
00:43:19,473 --> 00:43:21,141
Yeah. But no, this
was a lot of fun.

1114
00:43:21,225 --> 00:43:22,393
No, this was great.

1115
00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:24,978
Um... If you want to maybe
come by tomorrow...

1116
00:43:25,062 --> 00:43:26,105
Are you coming?

1117
00:43:26,188 --> 00:43:27,731
Oh! You going downtown?

1118
00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:28,899
Sweet. Uh...

1119
00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:31,819
AARON: Hi. Sorry.

1120
00:43:33,195 --> 00:43:34,947
Uh, two stops.

1121
00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:36,407
Just one stop.

1122
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:39,034
You want to give
him your address?

1123
00:43:40,244 --> 00:43:42,538
(STUTTERS)
Spring and Washington.

1124
00:43:55,509 --> 00:43:57,261
AARON: So, this is where I live.

1125
00:43:57,886 --> 00:43:58,971
Uh...

1126
00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:02,349
It's pretty sweet.
Do you want a drink or anything?

1127
00:44:02,433 --> 00:44:04,226
- AMY: No, thanks.
- AARON: No? All right.

1128
00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:05,310
Uh...

1129
00:44:06,103 --> 00:44:07,563
This is the kitchen.

1130
00:44:07,730 --> 00:44:09,148
Umm...

1131
00:44:09,231 --> 00:44:10,274
It's a pretty sweet place.

1132
00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:12,359
I've been here for about a year.

1133
00:44:12,443 --> 00:44:16,280
You know what? Let's get
some tunes on in this place.

1134
00:44:16,447 --> 00:44:19,324
- Holy shit.
- (REMOTE CLATTERS)

1135
00:44:19,408 --> 00:44:20,868
- Hi.
- Hi.

1136
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:24,830
(KISSING)

1137
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,377
So we're gonna do this now?

1138
00:44:30,461 --> 00:44:32,171
We are gonna do this now.

1139
00:44:32,254 --> 00:44:33,338
Okay, that's...

1140
00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:34,882
Is that okay?

1141
00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:36,008
That's cool, yeah.

1142
00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:37,092
Whoa!

1143
00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:43,348
Do you own this place?
Are you renting it?

1144
00:44:43,432 --> 00:44:44,808
I own it.

1145
00:44:44,892 --> 00:44:46,602
Cool, that's really nice.

1146
00:44:52,608 --> 00:44:54,026
Oh, shit. Yeah.

1147
00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:55,444
We're doing this right now?

1148
00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:56,862
We are doing this right now.

1149
00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:58,322
We are off to the races.

1150
00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,449
Yeah, it's happening. Okay.

1151
00:45:00,574 --> 00:45:02,242
All right. That's nice.

1152
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:06,330
Oh, man. Oh, God!

1153
00:45:07,623 --> 00:45:09,291
Oh, my God!

1154
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:10,584
Good for you.

1155
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:12,294
Yeah, thank you.

1156
00:45:12,419 --> 00:45:13,462
I didn't see this for you.

1157
00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:14,671
Oh, yeah?
Mmm-hmm.

1158
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,300
(BOTH SIGH)

1159
00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:25,307
Okay.

1160
00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:27,351
I'm gonna head out.

1161
00:45:27,434 --> 00:45:28,560
Oh, no.

1162
00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:29,978
Thank you.

1163
00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:32,272
Why don't you stay over?

1164
00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:35,901
Yes. No, I'm not gonna
stay here. I just...

1165
00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:37,611
You have an early day, I bet.

1166
00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:39,238
No, it's fine.

1167
00:45:47,830 --> 00:45:49,331
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

1168
00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:55,629
- Are you comfortable?
- No. No, I'm not.

1169
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:57,464
I don't really like to spoon.

1170
00:45:57,548 --> 00:45:58,549
Oh.

1171
00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:01,885
Okay. Yeah, sorry. Can we...

1172
00:46:02,511 --> 00:46:03,595
If I stay here,
can we just sleep

1173
00:46:03,679 --> 00:46:05,264
in a realistic position?

1174
00:46:05,347 --> 00:46:06,932
Sure, yeah.

1175
00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:08,517
Because I'm a light sleeper,

1176
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,646
and if I feel you
move or sweat or breathe,

1177
00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:14,314
I'll wake up and just lay here

1178
00:46:14,398 --> 00:46:16,483
resenting you all night.

1179
00:46:16,567 --> 00:46:17,776
So, yeah, can we...

1180
00:46:17,860 --> 00:46:19,862
Actually, could we put
this pillow in between us?

1181
00:46:19,987 --> 00:46:22,030
That'll be good. Put
the pillow between us?

1182
00:46:22,114 --> 00:46:23,407
Yeah, that's not
your main pillow

1183
00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:24,783
that you use, is it?

1184
00:46:24,867 --> 00:46:26,159
No.
Okay, cool.

1185
00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:28,495
Let's kind of get that in there.

1186
00:46:28,579 --> 00:46:29,830
Thank you.
Okay.

1187
00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:32,040
Yeah.

1188
00:46:35,419 --> 00:46:36,712
I'm sorry I'm nit-picking,

1189
00:46:36,795 --> 00:46:39,172
but you're breathing on me
pretty hard right now.

1190
00:46:39,256 --> 00:46:40,549
Yeah, it's like a strong wind.

1191
00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:41,800
What do you need me to do?

1192
00:46:41,884 --> 00:46:44,928
Breathe up towards the sky
and not at me. (SIGHS)

1193
00:46:45,012 --> 00:46:46,305
Yeah, you got it.

1194
00:46:46,388 --> 00:46:47,556
Sorry, it's just a lot.

1195
00:46:49,016 --> 00:46:51,310
Like this? Are you
feeling better?

1196
00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:54,187
Let me see. Do it and I'll
tell you if I can feel it.

1197
00:46:56,148 --> 00:46:58,025
I'm still getting
a little bit of a wind.

1198
00:46:58,108 --> 00:46:59,651
Oh... Jesus.

1199
00:47:00,402 --> 00:47:01,612
Do you want me to go home?

1200
00:47:01,695 --> 00:47:02,905
I can sleep at home.

1201
00:47:02,988 --> 00:47:04,740
No, this is so worth it.

1202
00:47:04,907 --> 00:47:05,908
(SIGHS)

1203
00:47:08,785 --> 00:47:10,746
Nikki, just hurry up
and get here.

1204
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,040
When you're writing an article,

1205
00:47:13,123 --> 00:47:14,625
do you always use
a tape recorder?

1206
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:15,876
No.

1207
00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:18,003
Um, when you're
writing an article,

1208
00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:20,630
what are the 10 biggest
mistakes you could make?

1209
00:47:21,381 --> 00:47:24,760
Plagiarizing, getting
drunk, fucking someone.

1210
00:47:25,802 --> 00:47:27,846
Have you ever seen any kind
of article about a fetish

1211
00:47:27,930 --> 00:47:30,599
where guys like to
masturbate to hockey fights?

1212
00:47:31,058 --> 00:47:32,517
That's not a thing. Not a thing.

1213
00:47:32,601 --> 00:47:34,311
Then Why'd it work for me?

1214
00:47:34,937 --> 00:47:36,521
We're in the middle
of something, so...

1215
00:47:36,605 --> 00:47:38,148
Yeah. Seriously, right?

1216
00:47:38,231 --> 00:47:39,232
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1217
00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:42,527
Okay, so, that
actually brings me

1218
00:47:42,611 --> 00:47:44,363
to an interesting
line of questioning.

1219
00:47:44,446 --> 00:47:46,865
You know what? Uh, they're
gonna want you to just do

1220
00:47:46,949 --> 00:47:48,867
a bunch of web stuff
because you're younger.

1221
00:47:48,951 --> 00:47:51,328
Everyone has a boner for young
people on the Internet, okay?

1222
00:47:51,453 --> 00:47:52,788
- They think you have the key to it.
- DIANNA: Amy!

1223
00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:55,082
That's why we'll do anything
we can to help you here.

1224
00:47:55,165 --> 00:47:56,541
Right, but when you're
writing an article...

1225
00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:57,668
Sorry, talk to me
about it later.

1226
00:47:57,751 --> 00:47:58,710
Just write them all down.

1227
00:47:58,794 --> 00:47:59,795
I'll be helpful later.

1228
00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:02,923
Okay.

1229
00:48:03,090 --> 00:48:05,217
I like you, Amy.
I do, you know?

1230
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,386
You're clever, but
you're not too brainy.

1231
00:48:07,469 --> 00:48:11,056
You're pretty-ish and you're not gorgeous.
You're approachable.

1232
00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:12,224
Thank you.
Yeah.

1233
00:48:12,307 --> 00:48:14,393
I want this promotion
for you, Amy, you know?

1234
00:48:14,476 --> 00:48:16,269
I want you to
help me to help you.

1235
00:48:16,353 --> 00:48:18,188
I need to go up there,
to the men upstairs.

1236
00:48:18,313 --> 00:48:20,565
I need you to provide
me with the ammo

1237
00:48:20,649 --> 00:48:23,318
to get them to know that you
can handle their workload.

1238
00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:25,195
Can you handle their load, Amy?

1239
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,364
I can handle all their loads.
That's it.

1240
00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:31,743
Nikki.

1241
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,870
Hey. Where have you been?

1242
00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,122
Sorry, I was getting a smoothie.

1243
00:48:35,205 --> 00:48:36,373
Can you sit, please?

1244
00:48:37,499 --> 00:48:39,710
I slept at the doctor's
place last night.

1245
00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:42,087
Oh, my God, because you
were blackout drunk?

1246
00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:45,882
No, that's the thing. I was dead sober.
I had like two drinks.

1247
00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:47,384
Three, max.

1248
00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:50,303
Four, now that I'm tallying.
But I was sober.

1249
00:48:50,387 --> 00:48:52,264
So you barely drank?
Barely.

1250
00:48:52,347 --> 00:48:53,682
Because you're on
antibiotics or something?

1251
00:48:53,765 --> 00:48:55,684
No, I spent the
night on purpose.

1252
00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:57,644
I don't understand.
I don't understand.

1253
00:48:57,728 --> 00:48:58,812
When you think about the sex,

1254
00:48:58,895 --> 00:49:00,188
are you just kind of like...

1255
00:49:01,732 --> 00:49:03,400
No. I'm like...

1256
00:49:06,862 --> 00:49:07,863
So, you're like...

1257
00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,867
- No, that's not what I'm doing.
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

1258
00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:15,412
Oh, my God! He's calling.

1259
00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,622
Why would he call?
You guys just had sex.

1260
00:49:17,706 --> 00:49:18,749
It's probably a mistake.

1261
00:49:18,832 --> 00:49:20,459
It's a mistake.
He's butt-dialing you.

1262
00:49:20,542 --> 00:49:21,626
Hello.

1263
00:49:21,710 --> 00:49:22,961
- AARON: Oh.
- Hey, there. It's Aaron.

1264
00:49:23,045 --> 00:49:24,713
Oh. This is Amy.

1265
00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:26,214
I think you butt-dialed me.

1266
00:49:26,298 --> 00:49:28,050
No, I dialed you
with my fingers.

1267
00:49:28,175 --> 00:49:29,551
What's she saying? What did she say?
(SHUSHING)

1268
00:49:30,677 --> 00:49:31,636
He called me on purpose.

1269
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:34,056
Hang up. He's obviously
sick or something.

1270
00:49:34,723 --> 00:49:35,682
Yeah, what's up?

1271
00:49:35,766 --> 00:49:37,392
I was calling to say I had a
really good time last night.

1272
00:49:37,476 --> 00:49:39,728
I was wondering if you wanted
to, um, hang out again.

1273
00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:42,564
Will you say that again, please?

1274
00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:46,109
I was wondering
if I could see you again.

1275
00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:48,653
You know what? I'm
gonna call the police.

1276
00:49:48,737 --> 00:49:50,322
Hold on, hold on.

1277
00:49:50,405 --> 00:49:51,782
I'll just talk to you about it

1278
00:49:51,865 --> 00:49:53,283
tomorrow at the interview.

1279
00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:55,452
Oh, yes! She said yes! Okay?

1280
00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:56,828
Okay, bye-

1281
00:49:56,912 --> 00:49:58,413
All right, I'll
talk to you then.

1282
00:49:59,081 --> 00:50:00,415
Oh! Man!

1283
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,334
That's pretty cool, man.

1284
00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:04,044
I didn't get to hear the
whole conversation, though.

1285
00:50:04,127 --> 00:50:05,837
We're gonna talk about it

1286
00:50:05,921 --> 00:50:07,089
when we see each other tomorrow.

1287
00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:08,381
That's great, man.

1288
00:50:08,465 --> 00:50:09,925
Yeah, she's got a sexy voice.

1289
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,343
Did you guys make love?

1290
00:50:13,428 --> 00:50:14,429
Yeah. Oh!

1291
00:50:15,305 --> 00:50:16,306
Whoo!

1292
00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:17,766
My boy got intimate.
Yeah.

1293
00:50:17,891 --> 00:50:19,101
Sexual intercourse!
Whoo!

1294
00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:21,144
Do you want to just
announce it to everybody?

1295
00:50:21,228 --> 00:50:24,981
My boy got a girlfriend.
Man, it's been forever!

1296
00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:27,317
Yeah. I'm not gonna lie.
It's been a while.

1297
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,820
Yeah, it's been
six years since Sheila.

1298
00:50:29,945 --> 00:50:31,822
And that only lasted five weeks.

1299
00:50:31,905 --> 00:50:32,906
There was Debbie.

1300
00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:34,866
Debbie didn't even
tell you where she lived.

1301
00:50:34,950 --> 00:50:35,951
Yeah, she thought
I was a psycho.

1302
00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:37,494
She kept calling me "Dexter."

1303
00:50:37,619 --> 00:50:38,995
What I'm saying is,
you got to go for it.

1304
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:40,831
You need to focus if you want
to take it to the next level.

1305
00:50:40,914 --> 00:50:41,873
Right.

1306
00:50:41,957 --> 00:50:43,333
You have to. You got
to give it everything

1307
00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:44,668
if you want this one, man.

1308
00:50:44,793 --> 00:50:47,712
It like, when I lost the
Championship in 2011,

1309
00:50:47,796 --> 00:50:49,548
I worked on my
game twice as hard,

1310
00:50:49,631 --> 00:50:51,299
worked on my post-up game,

1311
00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:53,510
and we wound up winning
the Championship, twice.

1312
00:50:53,635 --> 00:50:54,719
Yeah. Yeah.

1313
00:50:54,803 --> 00:50:56,054
I don't feel like
that applies to me.

1314
00:50:56,138 --> 00:50:58,515
But I appreciate the thought.

1315
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,059
Aaron, you have to take a risk.
You have to. Yeah, you're right.

1316
00:51:01,143 --> 00:51:03,228
It's like, when I decided
to go back to Cleveland,

1317
00:51:03,311 --> 00:51:05,856
I wasn't totally sure they was
gonna welcome me back, man.

1318
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:07,399
But they did.
They welcomed me back

1319
00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:09,359
with open arms
and an open heart.

1320
00:51:09,985 --> 00:51:13,655
Yeah, they did. Again, I feel
that applies more to you.

1321
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,032
I don't even live in Cleveland.

1322
00:51:16,116 --> 00:51:17,784
But, again, I
appreciate the thought.

1323
00:51:17,868 --> 00:51:18,952
Cleveland, Ohio?

1324
00:51:19,035 --> 00:51:21,079
You're talking about the home of
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

1325
00:51:21,163 --> 00:51:23,290
Or maybe we go down to Canton to
the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

1326
00:51:23,373 --> 00:51:24,791
Did you know Superman
was created in Cleveland?

1327
00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:26,710
Yeah, I know Superman
was created in Cleveland.

1328
00:51:26,793 --> 00:51:28,253
You've told me that
a number of times.

1329
00:51:28,378 --> 00:51:30,130
- You ever seen a Cuyahoga sunset?
- No.

1330
00:51:30,213 --> 00:51:31,590
Do you know Cleveland's
great for the whole family?

1331
00:51:31,673 --> 00:51:34,384
Yes. Yes, I do. You tell
me that all the time.

1332
00:51:34,509 --> 00:51:36,553
You randomly just text me that.
And what's wrong with that?

1333
00:51:36,678 --> 00:51:39,222
Which is weird. It's weird.
I got free texting.

1334
00:51:39,306 --> 00:51:41,016
Why are you trying to always
sell me on Cleveland?

1335
00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:42,517
When are you gonna
come to Cleveland?

1336
00:51:43,476 --> 00:51:46,396
(STAMMERING) I'll come
when I have the time.

1337
00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:47,564
I just don't have
the time right now.

1338
00:51:47,689 --> 00:51:49,441
I'll come when I have the time.
I've just been really busy.

1339
00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:50,942
You visit me in
Miami all the time.

1340
00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:52,569
Yeah, but that's
Miami. I mean...

1341
00:51:53,737 --> 00:51:55,697
What's the difference between
Miami and Cleveland?

1342
00:51:55,822 --> 00:51:56,907
It's the same.

1343
00:51:58,992 --> 00:52:00,243
You're right, it's the same.

1344
00:52:00,327 --> 00:52:01,661
Exactly.

1345
00:52:03,246 --> 00:52:06,249
Okay, so you had the salmon.
That's about 14 dollars.

1346
00:52:06,374 --> 00:52:08,210
What are you doing, man?
You had two Cokes.

1347
00:52:08,335 --> 00:52:10,045
Dude, are you trying
to split the bill?

1348
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,631
Look, I told you those
refills weren't free.

1349
00:52:12,714 --> 00:52:13,882
No, no, no, we're
not splitting the bill.

1350
00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,050
Pick up the check.

1351
00:52:15,842 --> 00:52:16,885
Why do I have to
pick up the check?

1352
00:52:16,968 --> 00:52:18,011
Because you're LeBron James.

1353
00:52:18,094 --> 00:52:19,888
Listen, don't look at
me no differently now

1354
00:52:19,971 --> 00:52:21,556
just because
I got a little money.

1355
00:52:22,015 --> 00:52:23,934
Look, I don't know how
long this could last.

1356
00:52:24,059 --> 00:52:25,518
Anything can happen. Right.

1357
00:52:25,602 --> 00:52:27,520
I'm not about to
end up like MC Hammer.

1358
00:52:27,604 --> 00:52:29,272
Listen, you owe $32.43.

1359
00:52:29,356 --> 00:52:31,149
You know what?

1360
00:52:31,233 --> 00:52:33,860
I'll pay it, but you got to pick
up a check every once in a while.

1361
00:52:33,944 --> 00:52:35,153
No, don't pay the whole thing.

1362
00:52:35,237 --> 00:52:36,363
Just pay your part.

1363
00:52:36,446 --> 00:52:39,366
It's better for our friendship.
Equals forever.

1364
00:52:39,449 --> 00:52:41,243
All right, fine. All right.

1365
00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:42,327
I'll put my credit card in.

1366
00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:44,329
Put a credit card in,
we'll split it.

1367
00:52:44,788 --> 00:52:46,414
That's what I'm talking about.
(SIGHS)

1368
00:52:47,457 --> 00:52:49,292
Fuck you. Fuck you.

1369
00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:50,669
I think I left my wallet.
Fuck you.

1370
00:52:50,752 --> 00:52:51,795
It's right in the car.

1371
00:52:52,629 --> 00:52:54,256
(UPTOWN GIRL PLAYING)

1372
00:52:56,925 --> 00:52:58,385
(AARON HUMMING)

1373
00:53:13,942 --> 00:53:15,068
No, no, no.

1374
00:53:22,575 --> 00:53:25,161
AMY: So that was disgusting.
Yeah.

1375
00:53:26,288 --> 00:53:29,207
Why Billy Joel? Why Uptown Girl?

1376
00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:31,209
I love that song.

1377
00:53:31,293 --> 00:53:33,878
That's probably the worst
Billy Joel song.

1378
00:53:33,962 --> 00:53:35,714
I'm pretty sure
Billy Joel hates that song.

1379
00:53:35,797 --> 00:53:37,465
Oh, he shouldn't. It's great.

1380
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:39,467
Okay.

1381
00:53:39,926 --> 00:53:42,137
So, uh, off the record,

1382
00:53:44,306 --> 00:53:46,182
do you wanna maybe
go grab some dinner?

1383
00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:47,934
Um...

1384
00:53:48,018 --> 00:53:50,645
Actually, Aaron,
I think you're so great,

1385
00:53:51,646 --> 00:53:53,106
but I'm a writer.

1386
00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:55,525
I'm your writer,
you're my subject,

1387
00:53:56,693 --> 00:53:59,779
and from now on, we need to
just keep it professional.

1388
00:53:59,863 --> 00:54:00,905
Okay. You know?

1389
00:54:01,031 --> 00:54:02,282
Yeah. Okay.

1390
00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:03,700
I think we really
like each other

1391
00:54:03,783 --> 00:54:04,951
and we should start dating.

1392
00:54:07,037 --> 00:54:08,621
No, I'm saying...

1393
00:54:09,205 --> 00:54:10,290
I'm confused.

1394
00:54:10,373 --> 00:54:12,292
Am I not communicating
this right?

1395
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,377
No, I hear you. I'm just
saying I disagree.

1396
00:54:14,461 --> 00:54:16,463
- Do you like me?
- Yeah.

1397
00:54:16,546 --> 00:54:17,964
Yeah, see, I really like you.

1398
00:54:18,048 --> 00:54:19,507
So we should be a couple.

1399
00:54:20,216 --> 00:54:23,678
(STAMMERING) No! I have plans.

1400
00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:26,264
- What are your plans?
- Dentist.

1401
00:54:26,348 --> 00:54:28,308
- Is that true?
- No.

1402
00:54:28,475 --> 00:54:29,434
Then let's go out.

1403
00:54:29,517 --> 00:54:30,769
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1404
00:54:31,853 --> 00:54:34,022
I'm sorry. My dad's
place is calling.

1405
00:54:34,856 --> 00:54:36,149
Hello?

1406
00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:39,319
Well, why didn't
someone help him?

1407
00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:41,029
What is it?

1408
00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:43,573
My dad fell. He lives in assisted living.
I need to change.

1409
00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:44,824
Okay, I'm on my way.

1410
00:54:44,908 --> 00:54:46,201
What hospital is he at?

1411
00:54:52,624 --> 00:54:54,542
- TEMEMBE: Oh! Sit still, Gordon.
- Dad!

1412
00:54:54,626 --> 00:54:55,627
GORDON: Hey, baby.

1413
00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:57,212
- AMY: What happened?
- Nothing.

1414
00:54:57,295 --> 00:54:58,838
He's supposed to
ring his call button

1415
00:54:58,922 --> 00:55:00,465
if he wants to get
out of his chair.

1416
00:55:00,548 --> 00:55:01,508
He has fallen.

1417
00:55:01,591 --> 00:55:02,675
Where's the doctor?

1418
00:55:02,759 --> 00:55:04,094
They are ignoring my pages.

1419
00:55:04,386 --> 00:55:06,137
If I wanted, I could treat him.

1420
00:55:06,221 --> 00:55:07,931
I was a doctor in my country.

1421
00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:09,140
Yeah, I'll let you
know if the wound

1422
00:55:09,224 --> 00:55:11,309
gets invaded by evil spirits.

1423
00:55:11,393 --> 00:55:12,477
- Are you in pain, Dad?
- No.

1424
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,895
AARON: Can I take
a look at it, please?

1425
00:55:15,438 --> 00:55:17,399
Oh, God, Dad!

1426
00:55:17,524 --> 00:55:19,734
It looks a lot worse
than it actually is.

1427
00:55:19,901 --> 00:55:21,111
Who's this Moondoggie?

1428
00:55:21,194 --> 00:55:22,320
Hi, I'm Dr. Conners.

1429
00:55:22,404 --> 00:55:24,114
Your daughter and I just
officially started dating.

1430
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,449
No. Not officially. Not at all.

1431
00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:28,159
Welcome to a very large club.

1432
00:55:28,243 --> 00:55:30,537
You are gonna be
getting stitches today.

1433
00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:32,372
Not a chance, Buster!

1434
00:55:32,455 --> 00:55:33,498
Dad, let him do it.

1435
00:55:33,581 --> 00:55:34,999
- What's the point?
- Just leave it.

1436
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:37,001
What do I have to look
like Kate Middleton for?

1437
00:55:37,085 --> 00:55:38,586
I don't give consent.
Here we go.

1438
00:55:38,711 --> 00:55:40,130
- No consent!
- AMY: Shut up, Dad.

1439
00:55:40,255 --> 00:55:41,756
AARON: I need you
to stop moving.

1440
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,299
GORDON: Ah! I feel
like a pincushion.

1441
00:55:43,466 --> 00:55:45,093
(AARON HUMMING UPTOWN GIRL)

1442
00:55:46,636 --> 00:55:47,929
What is he humming?

1443
00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:50,390
Billy Joel. Uptown Girl.

1444
00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:52,225
That's the only thing that saves you.
I like Billy Joel.

1445
00:55:52,308 --> 00:55:55,562
I saw him in Nassau Coliseum,
Nylon Curtain Tour.

1446
00:55:55,645 --> 00:55:57,105
Oh, Nylon Curtain Tour?
That's awesome.

1447
00:55:57,188 --> 00:55:59,732
I saw him with Elton John in Shea Stadium.
It was great.

1448
00:55:59,816 --> 00:56:01,067
Of course you did.

1449
00:56:01,151 --> 00:56:04,112
Nothing better than down-to-earth,
blue collar Billy Joel

1450
00:56:04,237 --> 00:56:06,573
with Elton John,
the Queen of England.

1451
00:56:06,656 --> 00:56:09,826
Hey, Amy tells me that you're a Mets fan.
Is that right?

1452
00:56:09,909 --> 00:56:12,412
I'm a supporter of the
New York Metropolitans.

1453
00:56:12,495 --> 00:56:13,663
That is correct.
What about it?

1454
00:56:13,746 --> 00:56:14,873
Would you like to
hear some trivia?

1455
00:56:15,248 --> 00:56:17,083
GORDON: Distracting me
like I'm a young girl

1456
00:56:17,167 --> 00:56:18,877
getting her ears pierced?
Go ahead.

1457
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,587
Can you name nine
major league teams

1458
00:56:20,670 --> 00:56:22,589
that don't end
with the letter "S"?

1459
00:56:22,964 --> 00:56:26,551
Child's play.
The Jazz. Utah Jazz.

1460
00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:28,470
You got the Miami Heat.
You got the White Sox.

1461
00:56:28,553 --> 00:56:29,846
What's up?

1462
00:56:29,929 --> 00:56:31,848
I shouldn't be telling you this,

1463
00:56:31,931 --> 00:56:34,100
but I think he's hoarding
his pain medication.

1464
00:56:34,184 --> 00:56:36,561
No, I got it.
Ease up, Martha Stewart.

1465
00:56:36,644 --> 00:56:39,647
Hey! Water aerobics. You coming?

1466
00:56:39,731 --> 00:56:42,025
Yeah, I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.

1467
00:56:42,108 --> 00:56:44,986
Meryl is wearing a two-piece.

1468
00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:46,070
(SMACKS LIPS)

1469
00:56:47,697 --> 00:56:50,283
The guy died three years ago
and nobody alerted him.

1470
00:56:53,203 --> 00:56:54,579
Thank you so much.

1471
00:56:54,662 --> 00:56:55,914
Hey, no problem.

1472
00:56:55,997 --> 00:56:57,874
My dad's really not a bad guy,

1473
00:56:57,957 --> 00:56:59,584
but you caught
him on an off day.

1474
00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:01,711
No, no, no. He was fine.

1475
00:57:02,504 --> 00:57:04,923
You know what? What I'll do is,
I'll check up on him next week.

1476
00:57:05,006 --> 00:57:06,591
And I told him about
this immune suppressant...

1477
00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:08,927
Will you please
come home with me?

1478
00:57:10,178 --> 00:57:11,179
Uh...

1479
00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:13,556
Forget it.

1480
00:57:13,681 --> 00:57:15,099
No, no, no. No! You know what?

1481
00:57:15,183 --> 00:57:17,435
Hey, you know what? Let's, um...

1482
00:57:17,519 --> 00:57:19,187
Let's get food. Do you
wanna get some food?

1483
00:57:19,479 --> 00:57:21,231
Do you wanna get some raviolis?

1484
00:57:22,232 --> 00:57:23,399
Raviolis?
I'm serious.

1485
00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:24,692
Yeah. Do you wanna
get some raviolis?

1486
00:57:24,776 --> 00:57:26,361
I know a place
that's around here.

1487
00:57:26,444 --> 00:57:28,530
They have great raviolis.

1488
00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:31,032
I'd love to get raviolis.

1489
00:57:31,157 --> 00:57:32,951
Just go to the ravioli place.
Just get them.

1490
00:57:33,034 --> 00:57:34,536
Yeah. Yeah.

1491
00:57:50,718 --> 00:57:52,720
Yeah?
Yeah.

1492
00:57:53,054 --> 00:57:54,097
(BREATHING SHARPLY)

1493
00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:55,139
Stop doing that.

1494
00:57:55,223 --> 00:57:56,432
Why are you breathing weird?

1495
00:57:56,516 --> 00:57:58,059
I'm not breathing weird.

1496
00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,143
(BREATHING SHARPLY)

1497
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,729
What's going on?

1498
00:58:02,355 --> 00:58:04,107
I like him so much.

1499
00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:06,776
Yeah?

1500
00:58:06,901 --> 00:58:09,988
(STAMMERING)
Why do I feel so scared?

1501
00:58:10,071 --> 00:58:11,906
Because you've
always dated dummies

1502
00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:14,158
you weren't at risk
of actually liking.

1503
00:58:15,076 --> 00:58:16,411
No! Can we get a drink?

1504
00:58:16,536 --> 00:58:18,121
No, we can get one drink.
Stop it!

1505
00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:19,664
What? No, I...

1506
00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:21,499
I've been dating
for fucking 90 years.

1507
00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:22,667
Something always happens.

1508
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,544
Why not this time
that I really care?

1509
00:58:24,627 --> 00:58:26,170
What do you think
is gonna happen?

1510
00:58:26,254 --> 00:58:27,922
What if I forget
to flush the toilet,

1511
00:58:28,590 --> 00:58:30,133
and there's a tampon in there?

1512
00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:31,175
Okay.

1513
00:58:31,259 --> 00:58:34,679
And not like a cute,
"Oh! It's the last day."

1514
00:58:34,762 --> 00:58:36,681
Like, a real tampon.

1515
00:58:36,764 --> 00:58:38,933
I'm talking, like,
a crime scene tampon.

1516
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:42,353
Like the Red Wedding,
Game of Thrones.

1517
00:58:42,437 --> 00:58:43,479
Oh, my God!

1518
00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:46,274
It's like a Quentin
Tarantino, Django.

1519
00:58:46,357 --> 00:58:48,776
Like a real
motherfucker of a tampon.

1520
00:58:49,277 --> 00:58:50,653
There's, like, an ear on it.

1521
00:58:50,737 --> 00:58:52,322
(LAUGHING)

1522
00:58:52,405 --> 00:58:53,531
You know what I mean, though.

1523
00:58:53,615 --> 00:58:55,491
There's deal-breakers, you know?

1524
00:58:55,617 --> 00:58:57,660
I know. Why?

1525
00:58:57,744 --> 00:58:58,828
Hey, look who's here!

1526
00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:00,079
This does not seem safe.

1527
00:59:00,163 --> 00:59:01,623
Hi! Whoo!

1528
00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:04,334
Oh, my God. Always here.

1529
00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:05,710
Is Amy crying?

1530
00:59:05,793 --> 00:59:07,211
Yeah, she's in love.

1531
00:59:07,295 --> 00:59:08,880
Oh, with Steven?

1532
00:59:08,963 --> 00:59:10,006
No! No!

1533
00:59:10,089 --> 00:59:11,049
I love Steven.

1534
00:59:11,132 --> 00:59:14,052
He taught me this workout
to get me a beach bod.

1535
00:59:14,135 --> 00:59:15,511
- You look amazing.
- TOM: Thank you so much.

1536
00:59:15,595 --> 00:59:17,347
You'll be really ripping it up.

1537
00:59:21,976 --> 00:59:23,478
(ALL CHEERING)

1538
00:59:24,979 --> 00:59:26,105
That was cool.

1539
00:59:28,650 --> 00:59:30,068
And there he is!

1540
00:59:30,151 --> 00:59:31,361
It's LeBron. LeBron!

1541
00:59:31,486 --> 00:59:34,280
I'm LeBron James, and welcome
to the Big Apple Jam Fest.

1542
00:59:34,489 --> 00:59:36,658
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1543
00:59:36,824 --> 00:59:39,577
So, are you guys
ready to have some fun?

1544
00:59:39,661 --> 00:59:41,037
ALL: Yeah!

1545
00:59:43,289 --> 00:59:44,290
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1546
00:59:45,708 --> 00:59:47,335
The Knicks City Dancers!

1547
00:59:51,089 --> 00:59:52,090
Whoo!

1548
00:59:58,805 --> 01:00:00,431
They're just gyrating.

1549
01:00:00,515 --> 01:00:01,599
They're not.

1550
01:00:01,683 --> 01:00:03,685
No, no, no. These girls work really hard.
I treat them.

1551
01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:05,228
You treat them?

1552
01:00:05,311 --> 01:00:06,688
Yes, I do. I work with them.

1553
01:00:06,771 --> 01:00:08,523
They get bad injuries. I bet.

1554
01:00:08,898 --> 01:00:10,858
The pole isn't
always greased right.

1555
01:00:14,404 --> 01:00:16,280
You're gonna lose
us the right to vote!

1556
01:00:19,659 --> 01:00:21,452
How long is this?

1557
01:00:21,536 --> 01:00:23,037
I don't know.

1558
01:00:23,705 --> 01:00:25,331
I'm just asking.
Another hour, maybe.

1559
01:00:25,415 --> 01:00:26,416
Okay.

1560
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:31,921
(WHOOPING)

1561
01:00:33,214 --> 01:00:34,257
Dr. Conners.

1562
01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:35,591
Do you mind taking a
look at my ankle?

1563
01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:36,634
I think I rolled it.

1564
01:00:36,718 --> 01:00:38,469
Oh. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

1565
01:00:38,553 --> 01:00:40,346
I'll see you in a sec.

1566
01:00:49,105 --> 01:00:50,273
Hey! Hey.

1567
01:00:50,356 --> 01:00:51,482
You were so great.

1568
01:00:51,566 --> 01:00:53,443
Everybody flipped out
when you came out here.

1569
01:00:53,526 --> 01:00:54,861
- It was really cool to see.
- Thank you.

1570
01:00:57,905 --> 01:01:00,158
Seriously, what's the deal?

1571
01:01:00,241 --> 01:01:01,909
What's your intentions?

1572
01:01:03,411 --> 01:01:04,704
My intentions?

1573
01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:06,914
Yeah, with my boy.
Like, what's your plan?

1574
01:01:07,582 --> 01:01:09,459
Oh, I don't have
a plan with Aaron.

1575
01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:13,379
No, we've just been dating for six weeks.
We're just hanging out.

1576
01:01:13,963 --> 01:01:15,715
Okay. Keeping it cazh.

1577
01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:18,593
So, you get butterflies
when you hear his name?

1578
01:01:19,385 --> 01:01:20,428
Excuse me?

1579
01:01:21,429 --> 01:01:22,513
When you're looking at clouds,

1580
01:01:22,597 --> 01:01:23,848
do you see his face?

1581
01:01:26,017 --> 01:01:27,351
Do you hear his name

1582
01:01:27,435 --> 01:01:29,270
when you listen to the wind?

1583
01:01:30,188 --> 01:01:31,189
Um...

1584
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,691
Yes.

1585
01:01:35,318 --> 01:01:36,903
I really have to
ask you a question.

1586
01:01:38,154 --> 01:01:39,822
Don't hurt him.

1587
01:01:47,663 --> 01:01:50,374
AMY: So we did it. Okay?

1588
01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:52,418
We fell hard for each other.

1589
01:01:53,628 --> 01:01:56,297
Welcome to the whitest
couple in America.

1590
01:01:56,714 --> 01:01:57,715
(SIGHS)

1591
01:01:57,799 --> 01:02:01,385
How did no one mug us that day?
Look at his hat.

1592
01:02:02,345 --> 01:02:03,888
Now we 're kissing on a rock.

1593
01:02:03,971 --> 01:02:05,056
Do you know how
many homeless people

1594
01:02:05,139 --> 01:02:06,599
have taken a dump on that rock?

1595
01:02:09,101 --> 01:02:10,894
Subway kissing?
Ew!

1596
01:02:11,646 --> 01:02:13,731
I love how tall he is.

1597
01:02:13,815 --> 01:02:16,067
Whoa! Easy, dude.
I'm a working man, too.

1598
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:17,276
All right, I get it.

1599
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:18,361
Hey, Noam.

1600
01:02:18,444 --> 01:02:19,529
Hey, guys!

1601
01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:21,864
Whoa! Inside sex!
I'm digging that.

1602
01:02:22,615 --> 01:02:25,743
AMY: Even my dad likes him.
My dad doesn't like anyone.

1603
01:02:25,827 --> 01:02:28,496
He thought Mother Teresa
was full of shit.

1604
01:02:29,288 --> 01:02:33,501
That's my "Aaron's apartment" toothbrush.
I have two toothbrushes.

1605
01:02:34,377 --> 01:02:37,797
I hope this love montage
ends like Jonestown.

1606
01:02:39,340 --> 01:02:42,677
Ooh! I think this is where
Woody Allen met Soon Yi.

1607
01:02:43,678 --> 01:02:45,596
Okay, easy.

1608
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,431
That was a dare, okay?

1609
01:02:47,515 --> 01:02:49,892
I was dared to do that.

1610
01:02:57,650 --> 01:02:59,318
So what's up with you and Amy?
How's that going?

1611
01:02:59,402 --> 01:03:01,529
Amy? Things are
going awesome, man.

1612
01:03:01,612 --> 01:03:03,030
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1613
01:03:04,156 --> 01:03:06,617
Yeah. It's going real good.

1614
01:03:06,701 --> 01:03:08,286
I mean, I really,
really like her,

1615
01:03:08,369 --> 01:03:10,746
but she's got
some issues, you know?

1616
01:03:11,706 --> 01:03:12,999
I mean, that's gonna happen.

1617
01:03:13,082 --> 01:03:14,584
AARON: Yeah.

1618
01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:16,377
Like, last night we
went out drinking.

1619
01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:18,212
- You?
- Yeah, I went out drinking.

1620
01:03:18,296 --> 01:03:19,422
And she...

1621
01:03:24,385 --> 01:03:25,469
I don't drink. I got hammered.

1622
01:03:25,553 --> 01:03:27,889
And then she drank a lot,
but she barely got...

1623
01:03:28,764 --> 01:03:29,807
(SNEAKERS SQUEAKING)

1624
01:03:29,891 --> 01:03:31,809
But she didn't get drunk at all.

1625
01:03:40,943 --> 01:03:42,612
- So how's the sex?
- The sex?

1626
01:03:42,695 --> 01:03:44,238
Why do you always
wanna know this stuff, man?

1627
01:03:44,322 --> 01:03:47,491
Listen, I'm a married man. I need
to live vicariously through you.

1628
01:03:47,617 --> 01:03:49,535
- Just give me a couple details.
- No.

1629
01:03:49,619 --> 01:03:52,079
Just like 11.
Eleven details?

1630
01:03:52,204 --> 01:03:53,998
When you're married as long
as me, you'll understand.

1631
01:03:56,042 --> 01:03:59,712
She knows what she wants. It's great. The
sex is great. It's rough. It's wild.

1632
01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:01,422
I mean, if it's not wild,
it's not right.

1633
01:04:01,631 --> 01:04:05,760
Right. No, it's crazy. Like
pulling my hair and stuff.

1634
01:04:05,927 --> 01:04:08,471
We've never...
We haven't even laid down yet.

1635
01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:12,350
It's always either, like, sitting up,
or against a wall, or something.

1636
01:04:12,433 --> 01:04:14,769
I've never been on top once.

1637
01:04:14,977 --> 01:04:16,479
We have a safe word. Already?

1638
01:04:16,604 --> 01:04:18,981
Yeah, it's "calypso." Man, that's
pretty early for a safe word.

1639
01:04:19,106 --> 01:04:21,609
It is. Second date, we
had a safe word. Wow.

1640
01:04:22,777 --> 01:04:23,778
It's insane, man.

1641
01:04:24,195 --> 01:04:27,490
Ready for this? Come on, man.
I've been practicing.

1642
01:04:27,615 --> 01:04:29,784
Man, knock it off. Ready for this?
Ready for this?

1643
01:04:34,163 --> 01:04:35,164
Yeah!

1644
01:04:35,331 --> 01:04:36,749
Foul!

1645
01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:38,626
- Foul?
- Yeah, man, you hit me.

1646
01:04:38,793 --> 01:04:39,752
No.

1647
01:04:39,835 --> 01:04:40,836
You use protection, right?

1648
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:41,879
Yeah.

1649
01:04:41,963 --> 01:04:43,965
Yeah, yeah. She's got
little bowls of condoms

1650
01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,049
all around her apartment.

1651
01:04:45,132 --> 01:04:46,217
Condoms?

1652
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:47,301
I'm not talking about condoms.

1653
01:04:47,385 --> 01:04:49,512
I'm talking about
protection, like a lawyer.

1654
01:04:49,595 --> 01:04:52,264
Like a nondisclosure
agreement, you know?

1655
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,476
No penetration
without representation.

1656
01:04:56,102 --> 01:04:57,770
Yeah, you're right.

1657
01:04:58,270 --> 01:04:59,271
What happened?

1658
01:04:59,355 --> 01:05:01,065
Nothing, man.

1659
01:05:01,148 --> 01:05:02,316
Listen, I'll tell you one thing.

1660
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,567
You don't wanna
have a baby mama.

1661
01:05:03,651 --> 01:05:04,777
The next thing you know,

1662
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:05,903
you're paying for a Ferrari.

1663
01:05:05,986 --> 01:05:08,072
You're getting her a big
house, a big mansion.

1664
01:05:08,155 --> 01:05:09,573
She's gonna want to
start a jumpsuit line,

1665
01:05:09,657 --> 01:05:10,950
and you're gonna
have to pay for it.

1666
01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:12,368
You wanna go through that?

1667
01:05:12,451 --> 01:05:13,494
You gotta convince
one of your friends

1668
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,454
to say he's the dad
and raise the child.

1669
01:05:15,538 --> 01:05:16,914
Who wants to go through that?

1670
01:05:16,997 --> 01:05:18,207
Kid end up being 6'7",

1671
01:05:18,332 --> 01:05:19,750
- your best friend only 5'2".
- Mmm-hmm.

1672
01:05:19,834 --> 01:05:21,252
Eighteen years later,
the kid comes

1673
01:05:21,335 --> 01:05:23,045
and he writes a book about you

1674
01:05:23,129 --> 01:05:24,714
saying how much of
a jackass you are.

1675
01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:26,924
Eighteen years, man. 18 years.

1676
01:05:27,007 --> 01:05:29,635
Your baby mama's car and
crib is bigger than his.

1677
01:05:29,719 --> 01:05:31,721
You could turn on
the TV any given Sunday.

1678
01:05:31,804 --> 01:05:34,724
Win the Super Bowl
and drive off in a Hyundai.

1679
01:05:34,807 --> 01:05:37,393
She was supposed to get the
shorty Tyco with your money.

1680
01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:39,770
Then she went to the doctor,
got lipo with your money.

1681
01:05:39,854 --> 01:05:41,063
What are you talking about?

1682
01:05:41,147 --> 01:05:42,940
What the fuck are
you talking about?

1683
01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:43,983
It's Kanye.

1684
01:05:44,066 --> 01:05:45,776
You're quoting Kanye West to me?

1685
01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:47,945
You know what?
Amy's not like that.

1686
01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:50,406
Amy's not like that at all.
She's awesome.

1687
01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:51,574
And this is gonna be great.

1688
01:05:51,657 --> 01:05:53,701
I think she's cool, and I don't
think I have to worry about that.

1689
01:05:53,784 --> 01:05:55,119
All right.

1690
01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:57,079
Oh!

1691
01:05:57,163 --> 01:05:58,289
Did you let me do that?

1692
01:05:58,372 --> 01:05:59,749
Did I just score on you?

1693
01:05:59,832 --> 01:06:03,210
Yes! You are my bitch,
LeBron James!

1694
01:06:03,294 --> 01:06:04,754
But not really. Not really.

1695
01:06:05,212 --> 01:06:07,256
You gotta admit, that was a good shot.
Come on, man.

1696
01:06:07,339 --> 01:06:08,799
I scored on LeBron James.

1697
01:06:08,883 --> 01:06:10,134
I'm never playing
basketball again.

1698
01:06:10,217 --> 01:06:11,802
Lunch is on you, buddy!

1699
01:06:11,886 --> 01:06:12,887
LEBRON: Where are
you going, Aaron?

1700
01:06:12,970 --> 01:06:13,971
AARON: Whoo!

1701
01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:15,389
Aaron?

1702
01:06:17,475 --> 01:06:18,684
LeBron.

1703
01:06:20,728 --> 01:06:21,729
Whoo!

1704
01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:24,064
God damn it!

1705
01:06:27,401 --> 01:06:28,903
How's work?

1706
01:06:29,904 --> 01:06:32,406
Work's great, actually.

1707
01:06:32,490 --> 01:06:34,283
I think I'm gonna
get that editor job.

1708
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:37,453
Aaron's been kind of pushing
me to think bigger.

1709
01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:39,997
Can I just do this, please?

1710
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,666
Aaron was telling me
about this acupuncturist.

1711
01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:43,834
She's supposedly amazing.

1712
01:06:43,918 --> 01:06:45,836
She helps a lot of his
patients with pain management.

1713
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,297
I really want her to take a look at you.
Will you do that?

1714
01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:50,341
I have no desire
for an Oriental woman

1715
01:06:50,424 --> 01:06:51,926
to touch me above the waist.

1716
01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:54,512
Don't say that.
That's disgust...

1717
01:06:54,595 --> 01:06:55,721
It's Asian. Just say Asian.

1718
01:06:55,805 --> 01:06:58,307
Why does Aaron all of a sudden

1719
01:06:58,390 --> 01:06:59,767
know everything
about everything?

1720
01:07:00,434 --> 01:07:02,561
He's a doctor.
He knows something.

1721
01:07:02,645 --> 01:07:05,022
He's a sports doctor. He's not
a real doctor, let's face it.

1722
01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,483
A real doctor
tries to cure diseases.

1723
01:07:07,566 --> 01:07:09,860
He's trying to get court
side seats for the playoffs.

1724
01:07:09,944 --> 01:07:11,987
You're saying sports doctors
aren't real doctors?

1725
01:07:12,071 --> 01:07:13,656
Yeah. When they say, "What
do you wanna focus on?"

1726
01:07:13,739 --> 01:07:15,366
"I wanna focus on MS."

1727
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,701
"What do you wanna focus on?"
"I wanna focus on cancer."

1728
01:07:17,785 --> 01:07:18,828
"What about you?"

1729
01:07:18,911 --> 01:07:21,664
"Whatever gets me closest
to men's locker rooms."

1730
01:07:21,747 --> 01:07:22,706
Okay.

1731
01:07:22,790 --> 01:07:26,544
"I want giant, athletic
penises close to my face,"

1732
01:07:26,627 --> 01:07:28,379
"while I'm pretending
to look at their knees."

1733
01:07:28,462 --> 01:07:29,672
He's a good doctor,

1734
01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:30,881
and he does a lot with
Doctors Without Borders.

1735
01:07:30,965 --> 01:07:32,007
He's a great guy.

1736
01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:34,593
I'm not saying
he's not a good guy,

1737
01:07:34,677 --> 01:07:36,095
but he's got about a month left

1738
01:07:36,178 --> 01:07:38,097
before you give
him the boot, right?

1739
01:07:38,931 --> 01:07:39,890
What does that mean?

1740
01:07:39,974 --> 01:07:42,768
He's a reaction from the
muscle-bound Knucklehead,

1741
01:07:42,852 --> 01:07:44,687
so now you go for
the nerdy brainiac.

1742
01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:46,897
I know the way your
pattern works, Amy.

1743
01:07:46,981 --> 01:07:48,190
It's my pattern.

1744
01:07:48,274 --> 01:07:49,859
No, Dad, I really like him.

1745
01:07:49,942 --> 01:07:52,319
I want you to be nice to him, and
I want you to take it seriously.

1746
01:07:52,403 --> 01:07:53,404
Will you do that?

1747
01:07:53,487 --> 01:07:54,947
I think we have a real shot.

1748
01:07:55,030 --> 01:07:56,031
That's great.

1749
01:07:56,115 --> 01:07:57,700
You sound like a Lifetime movie.

1750
01:07:58,117 --> 01:08:00,077
One of the happy ones,
not the murder ones.

1751
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,121
Don't you want
me to be happy? I mean...

1752
01:08:02,204 --> 01:08:05,165
You're building him up, and you're
gonna let yourself in for a big fall.

1753
01:08:06,709 --> 01:08:08,002
He's gonna break your heart.

1754
01:08:09,712 --> 01:08:10,754
I'm leaving.

1755
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:12,965
AMY: I'll talk to you later.

1756
01:08:13,048 --> 01:08:14,633
I'll tell Temembe
to come get you.

1757
01:08:14,717 --> 01:08:17,553
GORDON: Amy, don't leave like this.

1758
01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:21,265
I don't like it when you don't
talk to me for a while.

1759
01:08:29,815 --> 01:08:31,400
Thank you so much
for doing this with me.

1760
01:08:31,483 --> 01:08:33,652
No, I wanna be
doing this with you.

1761
01:08:34,361 --> 01:08:36,280
It's the only one I've ever
done that we've framed.

1762
01:08:36,363 --> 01:08:37,615
WENDY: It looks great.

1763
01:08:37,698 --> 01:08:38,866
It seems like a regional thing.

1764
01:08:39,199 --> 01:08:40,200
Girl!

1765
01:08:40,284 --> 01:08:42,786
- Hey.
- Hi.

1766
01:08:42,870 --> 01:08:44,246
- Hi.
- Hey, I'm Aaron.

1767
01:08:44,330 --> 01:08:45,956
KIM: I'm Kim. So nice to meet you.

1768
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,041
It's really nice to meet you.

1769
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:48,918
You're Tom?
Pleasure to meet you.

1770
01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:51,253
Hey, Amy. How are you?

1771
01:08:51,337 --> 01:08:53,964
Congrats on trapping my
sister with your seed.

1772
01:08:54,048 --> 01:08:56,634
Well, not all sex ends with a
flush and a cry. (CHUCKLES)

1773
01:08:56,717 --> 01:08:58,802
Sometimes you get this. (LAUGHS)

1774
01:08:59,136 --> 01:09:00,137
That's killer.

1775
01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:01,972
This is Wendy and Kyle.

1776
01:09:02,097 --> 01:09:03,223
- Hello.
- Hi.

1777
01:09:03,307 --> 01:09:04,350
It's great to see you.

1778
01:09:04,433 --> 01:09:06,226
(SPEAKING PORTUGUESE)

1779
01:09:07,478 --> 01:09:08,479
Nice. Very good.

1780
01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:11,273
- And what does that mean?
- Welcome to our party.

1781
01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:13,692
It's Portuguese.
Realm's teaching me.

1782
01:09:14,443 --> 01:09:17,905
That's our son, Realm. We adopted
him about six months ago.

1783
01:09:17,988 --> 01:09:20,991
Yeah, we've been teaching him. But
really he's been teaching us.

1784
01:09:21,075 --> 01:09:25,287
Yeah. How to protect ourselves,
how to stand up for ourselves.

1785
01:09:25,371 --> 01:09:26,330
He has night terrors.

1786
01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:28,332
WENDY: Lot of lessons, really quick.

1787
01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:31,669
He's a very strong
presence in our house.

1788
01:09:31,752 --> 01:09:33,170
We love you.

1789
01:09:35,923 --> 01:09:36,924
Yeah, a lot of lessons.

1790
01:09:37,049 --> 01:09:42,429
How to get along with essentially a
stranger who refuses to learn English.

1791
01:09:42,513 --> 01:09:43,514
He doesn't know his birthday.

1792
01:09:43,681 --> 01:09:46,976
He says around eight, but the
dentist said he was 12 at least.

1793
01:09:47,059 --> 01:09:49,645
- TOM: They know.
- Yeah, he's through puberty.

1794
01:09:49,770 --> 01:09:50,771
For sure.

1795
01:09:52,147 --> 01:09:56,986
Yeah. He was so small in the
email, but he's shot up.

1796
01:09:57,569 --> 01:10:00,114
Come on in the party.
There's drinks on the deck,

1797
01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:02,408
and there's food in
the kitchen over here.

1798
01:10:02,658 --> 01:10:05,035
And just make yourself
something to drink.

1799
01:10:05,119 --> 01:10:06,495
KIM: There's every snack
you've ever loved.

1800
01:10:06,578 --> 01:10:08,205
I haven't been to
a baby shower in years.

1801
01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:09,331
We're so glad you made it.

1802
01:10:09,415 --> 01:10:11,041
Yeah. Hey, congratulations, man.

1803
01:10:11,125 --> 01:10:14,211
Sol hear that you
work with athletes.

1804
01:10:14,294 --> 01:10:16,255
Yeah, I'm a physician
and a surgeon.

1805
01:10:16,338 --> 01:10:18,215
Mostly work with
the Knicks right now.

1806
01:10:18,298 --> 01:10:20,009
- ALL: Ooh.
- TOM: That sounds very cool.

1807
01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:21,719
Yeah, yeah.

1808
01:10:21,802 --> 01:10:23,637
And other athletes.

1809
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:26,098
Really?
Like, which ones?

1810
01:10:26,181 --> 01:10:28,559
Specifically, which athletes?

1811
01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:30,144
Uh... Tom Brady.

1812
01:10:30,227 --> 01:10:31,437
(ALL EXCLAIM)

1813
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:32,938
Yeah.

1814
01:10:33,022 --> 01:10:35,274
Any other athletes
that you, uh, work with?

1815
01:10:35,524 --> 01:10:37,359
Uh... Jay Cutler.

1816
01:10:37,443 --> 01:10:40,154
ALL: Whoa!
Yeah, I work with him.

1817
01:10:40,237 --> 01:10:41,363
Do you guys follow tennis?

1818
01:10:41,447 --> 01:10:42,448
ALL: Yeah.

1819
01:10:42,531 --> 01:10:43,657
Roger Federer.

1820
01:10:43,741 --> 01:10:45,492
Whoa!

1821
01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:47,119
Robert Griffin.

1822
01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:48,829
Whoa!

1823
01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:50,372
Chris Paul. CP3.

1824
01:10:50,456 --> 01:10:51,457
(ALL LAUGHING)

1825
01:10:51,582 --> 01:10:52,666
Alex Rodriguez.

1826
01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:53,751
Fuck that guy!

1827
01:10:54,293 --> 01:10:55,878
- TOM: I agree.
- KEVIN: Yeah.

1828
01:10:56,628 --> 01:10:57,796
KEVIN: Fuck him.

1829
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:59,089
TOM: Piece of shit.

1830
01:11:02,551 --> 01:11:03,886
Clayton Kershaw.

1831
01:11:03,969 --> 01:11:05,512
ALL: On!
(LAUGH)

1832
01:11:05,596 --> 01:11:07,389
Amy, he's great.

1833
01:11:07,473 --> 01:11:09,516
LISA: Yeah, where
did you find him?

1834
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,684
(STAMMERS) Work.

1835
01:11:10,768 --> 01:11:13,854
Well, you two are
really cute together.

1836
01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:16,398
You two would have
the most perfect babies.

1837
01:11:16,482 --> 01:11:18,650
I could just eat you up.
You know?

1838
01:11:18,734 --> 01:11:20,736
Yeah, it seems a little early
for this kind of talk.

1839
01:11:20,819 --> 01:11:21,862
It's not.

1840
01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:23,072
If anything, it's late.

1841
01:11:23,155 --> 01:11:27,326
My life did not begin
until I had kids.

1842
01:11:27,409 --> 01:11:28,827
Your life has not begun.

1843
01:11:28,911 --> 01:11:32,206
Yeah, you know, I'm pretty
happy right now, so...

1844
01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,999
LISA: Aaron, do you
want a family?

1845
01:11:34,374 --> 01:11:36,043
Um... Yeah.

1846
01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:37,211
I think I'd like
to have two kids

1847
01:11:37,294 --> 01:11:39,046
by the time I'm
40 at least, right?

1848
01:11:39,129 --> 01:11:40,089
Yeah. Oh, that's great.

1849
01:11:40,172 --> 01:11:42,049
Two is tight. It's tight.

1850
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:43,717
WENDY: If I were you,
I would start thinking

1851
01:11:43,801 --> 01:11:45,385
about having them
as soon as possible.

1852
01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:47,179
Just breathe. Just breathe.
It's fine.

1853
01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:48,472
He wants to have kids. Amy.

1854
01:11:48,555 --> 01:11:49,890
Right now. People
talk about that.

1855
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:51,100
Not really. It's fine.

1856
01:11:51,183 --> 01:11:52,392
I don't know anyone
that talks about that.

1857
01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:54,061
He's great. It's normal.

1858
01:11:54,144 --> 01:11:55,604
I think Aaron's great.
I really like him.

1859
01:11:55,687 --> 01:11:57,689
Can you tell the members of
Heaven's Gate in there to relax?

1860
01:11:57,773 --> 01:11:59,358
- No, he's too nice.
- He's not too nice.

1861
01:11:59,441 --> 01:12:01,026
Yes, he is. He's too nice for me.
You know it.

1862
01:12:01,110 --> 01:12:02,236
No, Amy.

1863
01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:03,737
He's the perfect amount
of nice that you deserve.

1864
01:12:03,821 --> 01:12:05,864
Yeah, but there's deal-breakers
across the board with him.

1865
01:12:05,948 --> 01:12:08,242
Like the sex is good.
It's really good.

1866
01:12:08,325 --> 01:12:10,869
It's great, but it's not the
best I've ever had. You know?

1867
01:12:11,662 --> 01:12:14,456
Right. You don't want
best-sex-that-you've-ever-had guy.

1868
01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:17,209
No, you wanna stay with the
best-you've-ever-had guy.

1869
01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:18,669
No, you don't.
That's a creepy guy.

1870
01:12:18,752 --> 01:12:19,753
You don't wanna
be with that guy.

1871
01:12:19,837 --> 01:12:22,589
Best-sex-that-you've-
ever-had guy is in jail.

1872
01:12:22,673 --> 01:12:23,841
You know what I mean?

1873
01:12:23,924 --> 01:12:25,050
Yeah.

1874
01:12:25,134 --> 01:12:27,010
But I've been thinking about
maybe reaching out to him.

1875
01:12:27,094 --> 01:12:28,095
(LAUGHS) Stop.

1876
01:12:28,178 --> 01:12:29,930
Amy, breathe. It's fine.
He's great.

1877
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,014
You're ridiculous.

1878
01:12:31,098 --> 01:12:32,182
ALLISTER: Mother.
I'm not ready for...

1879
01:12:32,808 --> 01:12:34,560
If I kiss the belly hard enough,

1880
01:12:34,643 --> 01:12:36,228
will the baby feel it?

1881
01:12:37,855 --> 01:12:39,189
You wanna try?

1882
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:43,360
I think that the
baby did feel it.

1883
01:12:46,697 --> 01:12:47,698
No.

1884
01:12:48,699 --> 01:12:49,783
Kim's great, man.

1885
01:12:49,867 --> 01:12:51,451
Oh, yeah. She's really awesome.

1886
01:12:51,535 --> 01:12:52,619
Kim's the best.

1887
01:12:52,703 --> 01:12:54,121
I'm glad I finally
got to meet her.

1888
01:12:54,204 --> 01:12:57,499
Yeah, and Amy's great,
too, by the way.

1889
01:12:57,875 --> 01:12:59,793
I just love her.

1890
01:12:59,877 --> 01:13:01,628
But keep her away
from those pro athletes.

1891
01:13:01,712 --> 01:13:03,463
You know what I mean? (LAUGHING)

1892
01:13:03,547 --> 01:13:05,174
Wait, what does that mean?

1893
01:13:05,340 --> 01:13:06,633
Um...

1894
01:13:06,717 --> 01:13:08,427
No. It was a joke.

1895
01:13:08,510 --> 01:13:10,304
Like, that she'd
sleep with them.

1896
01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:11,889
I don't get the joke angle.

1897
01:13:12,931 --> 01:13:14,975
No, not that she would, but...

1898
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:17,477
Those are the kinds
of jokes she tells.

1899
01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:20,063
Like, "I'm loose! I'm a whore!"
or whatever.

1900
01:13:20,147 --> 01:13:21,148
That's my girlfriend.

1901
01:13:21,231 --> 01:13:23,775
No! I know. It's not my joke.

1902
01:13:23,859 --> 01:13:25,652
Those are the kind
of jokes she tells,

1903
01:13:25,736 --> 01:13:27,863
which I'm not for at all.

1904
01:13:27,946 --> 01:13:29,823
I'm always like,
"Don't tell these kinds of jokes."

1905
01:13:29,907 --> 01:13:31,658
And then she does, and I'm like,

1906
01:13:31,742 --> 01:13:33,410
"There she goes again."

1907
01:13:33,493 --> 01:13:34,828
But I'm just like...

1908
01:13:34,912 --> 01:13:35,913
Just forget I said this.

1909
01:13:35,996 --> 01:13:37,456
Just drag that one to the trash

1910
01:13:37,539 --> 01:13:40,000
and empty the trash.

1911
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:48,133
The game is
"Skeletons in the Closet."

1912
01:13:48,217 --> 01:13:49,218
Okay.

1913
01:13:49,301 --> 01:13:50,886
We all have to admit things

1914
01:13:50,969 --> 01:13:52,888
we've never told anyone before.

1915
01:13:52,971 --> 01:13:54,181
KAT: No! Wendy!

1916
01:13:54,264 --> 01:13:55,641
Yes! Yes, we have to.

1917
01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,018
- WENDY: We have to do it.
- KAT: Okay, okay.

1918
01:13:58,101 --> 01:14:01,521
Sometimes, after
Kyle falls asleep,

1919
01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:03,273
I get up and eat Skinny
Cow ice cream pops.

1920
01:14:03,357 --> 01:14:04,358
No!

1921
01:14:04,441 --> 01:14:06,318
LISA: No, you don't.
You should be asleep!

1922
01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:08,862
I know! Sometimes
I have the whole box.

1923
01:14:08,946 --> 01:14:10,030
LISA: What?

1924
01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:13,742
That's like a whole regular-size ice
cream if you eat the whole box.

1925
01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:15,869
I know. Your turn.

1926
01:14:15,953 --> 01:14:17,704
Okay. Um...

1927
01:14:17,788 --> 01:14:22,251
Last week, I let my
six-year-old watch Glee.

1928
01:14:22,334 --> 01:14:23,543
- (ALL GASP)
- LISA: I know. I know.

1929
01:14:23,627 --> 01:14:24,753
Too soon!

1930
01:14:24,836 --> 01:14:26,213
KIM: That show is very racy.

1931
01:14:26,296 --> 01:14:29,049
There were some homosexual undertones.
I will say that.

1932
01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:31,760
There were two girls
kissing in this episode.

1933
01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:34,596
And I haven't even explained
to them what gay people are.

1934
01:14:34,930 --> 01:14:36,098
Uh, they're people.

1935
01:14:36,515 --> 01:14:39,476
Okay, okay. Amy, your turn.

1936
01:14:39,685 --> 01:14:40,894
Um...

1937
01:14:40,978 --> 01:14:43,730
I don't know how I'm gonna follow these.
They were so good.

1938
01:14:43,814 --> 01:14:45,274
You guys are really brave.

1939
01:14:45,941 --> 01:14:46,984
Thanks for trusting.

1940
01:14:47,651 --> 01:14:48,735
Um...

1941
01:14:48,819 --> 01:14:52,114
One time, I had
sex with this guy,

1942
01:14:52,197 --> 01:14:53,782
and we couldn't find the condom.

1943
01:14:53,865 --> 01:14:58,704
So, three days later, I found out
it was attached to my cervix.

1944
01:14:58,787 --> 01:15:00,914
It had been kind of
pounded up there.

1945
01:15:01,498 --> 01:15:04,251
And so I googled
what do I do, right?

1946
01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:07,004
So it said just
kind of bear down.

1947
01:15:07,838 --> 01:15:09,006
Just fish it out.

1948
01:15:09,798 --> 01:15:11,758
Make your finger a hook.

1949
01:15:12,467 --> 01:15:14,177
So I just hooked
my finger like this,

1950
01:15:14,261 --> 01:15:16,054
and then just
kind of beared down,

1951
01:15:16,138 --> 01:15:18,181
and just got it out of there.

1952
01:15:24,813 --> 01:15:28,567
I let Tim and his brothers tag
team me on Christmas morning.

1953
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:31,695
And you know what?
It was wonderful.

1954
01:15:34,156 --> 01:15:35,532
I like her.

1955
01:15:42,789 --> 01:15:44,666
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1956
01:15:47,252 --> 01:15:48,253
- AMY: Hi.
- Hi.

1957
01:15:48,337 --> 01:15:49,338
How are you?

1958
01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:50,505
Can you come over?

1959
01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:51,631
No, I'm working.

1960
01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:52,716
Is this about the baby shower?

1961
01:15:52,799 --> 01:15:54,259
'Cause I'm sorry I wasn't nicer

1962
01:15:54,343 --> 01:15:56,595
to The Real Housewives of Hell.

1963
01:15:56,678 --> 01:15:59,264
No, it's fine. It's fine.
It's not about that.

1964
01:15:59,348 --> 01:16:00,682
What's up?

1965
01:16:01,016 --> 01:16:02,017
Um...

1966
01:16:02,893 --> 01:16:05,103
Dad died.

1967
01:16:05,187 --> 01:16:08,940
He was hoarding his medication
and his heart gave out.

1968
01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:13,195
Amy?

1969
01:16:15,197 --> 01:16:16,698
Are you there?

1970
01:16:19,701 --> 01:16:23,455
NOAM: A little change? A penny?
A nickel? A ruble?

1971
01:16:23,538 --> 01:16:26,083
Crowdfund this.
Come on, help me out.

1972
01:16:28,418 --> 01:16:30,003
(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

1973
01:16:34,466 --> 01:16:35,509
Thank you.

1974
01:16:52,484 --> 01:16:55,278
(STAMMERING)
I had a black boyfriend once.

1975
01:16:56,029 --> 01:16:58,073
Your mother must be proud.

1976
01:17:00,534 --> 01:17:02,035
Yep.

1977
01:17:03,453 --> 01:17:05,497
And I'd do it again.

1978
01:17:06,581 --> 01:17:08,375
AMY: (CLEARS THROAT) Hello.

1979
01:17:09,334 --> 01:17:11,294
Thank you for coming.

1980
01:17:15,006 --> 01:17:17,634
Gordon David Townsend.

1981
01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:22,013
Not that great of a guy.

1982
01:17:23,181 --> 01:17:25,600
He was kind of racist,

1983
01:17:26,393 --> 01:17:28,895
and homophobic.

1984
01:17:28,979 --> 01:17:30,814
He was a drunk.

1985
01:17:33,150 --> 01:17:35,235
He was a drunk.

1986
01:17:35,318 --> 01:17:36,611
He once apologized to me

1987
01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:38,530
for missing a volleyball game

1988
01:17:38,613 --> 01:17:40,365
that he was at.

1989
01:17:41,241 --> 01:17:44,911
He had made signs
with my name on them.

1990
01:17:47,789 --> 01:17:49,040
When I was 11,

1991
01:17:49,124 --> 01:17:51,585
this kid, Brandon Lipinsky...

1992
01:17:51,668 --> 01:17:52,669
Remember Brandon?

1993
01:17:52,752 --> 01:17:54,379
He stole my bike.

1994
01:17:56,173 --> 01:17:57,674
And he maybe was
just borrowing it,

1995
01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:59,009
but our dad went over there

1996
01:17:59,092 --> 01:18:01,178
and beat the shit
out of Brandon's dad,

1997
01:18:01,261 --> 01:18:02,971
and his grandpa,

1998
01:18:03,054 --> 01:18:04,681
and Brandon.

1999
01:18:04,764 --> 01:18:05,765
(ALL CHUCKLING)

2000
01:18:08,852 --> 01:18:10,187
I bet he personally offended

2001
01:18:10,270 --> 01:18:11,897
everyone here. Right?

2002
01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:14,524
Raise your hand if our
dad ever offended you.

2003
01:18:19,279 --> 01:18:21,031
(LAUGHING)

2004
01:18:21,114 --> 01:18:22,616
Yeah.

2005
01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:25,035
He was an asshole.

2006
01:18:25,118 --> 01:18:26,620
When I asked him
to tell me the story

2007
01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:28,497
of how he proposed to our mom,

2008
01:18:29,414 --> 01:18:30,665
his response was.

2009
01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:32,792
"Who?"

2010
01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:33,877
(ALL CHUCKLE)

2011
01:18:35,587 --> 01:18:36,880
I know he was joking,

2012
01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:39,341
he loved her a lot. But...

2013
01:18:46,264 --> 01:18:50,268
He was really sick
for a really long time.

2014
01:18:52,270 --> 01:18:53,939
Which isn't fair

2015
01:18:54,773 --> 01:18:55,982
because I don't
think anyone else

2016
01:18:56,066 --> 01:18:59,528
was more alive than him
when he was younger.

2017
01:19:01,988 --> 01:19:05,492
He thought it was payback.
He thought it was karma.

2018
01:19:05,575 --> 01:19:06,785
And that's why he got sick,

2019
01:19:06,868 --> 01:19:08,245
but I don't think so.

2020
01:19:10,914 --> 01:19:13,750
I think he was the greatest dad.

2021
01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:17,712
He always made me
feel loved and important.

2022
01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:21,341
I know he fucked up. (SHUDDERS)

2023
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:24,094
I know he probably
hurt everyone here.

2024
01:19:25,220 --> 01:19:27,889
But raise your hand if he was
one of your favorite people.

2025
01:19:33,103 --> 01:19:35,564
He was my favorite person.

2026
01:19:43,113 --> 01:19:44,447
Thank you.

2027
01:19:52,497 --> 01:19:54,082
You all right?

2028
01:19:56,793 --> 01:20:00,130
This makes me wish they'd
found my father's remains.

2029
01:20:11,933 --> 01:20:12,934
Hey.

2030
01:20:20,609 --> 01:20:23,194
Mother, can we go
to La Poubelle now?

2031
01:20:23,278 --> 01:20:24,446
Yeah. Sure, honey.

2032
01:20:24,529 --> 01:20:26,323
How about a piece of pizza?

2033
01:20:26,406 --> 01:20:28,867
So Mom doesn't have to take
you to a French restaurant.

2034
01:20:28,950 --> 01:20:30,327
Pizza has gluten in it.

2035
01:20:30,410 --> 01:20:31,536
Who gives a shit?

2036
01:20:31,620 --> 01:20:34,164
I'm sorry. I'm just kidding.
We're just...

2037
01:20:34,372 --> 01:20:36,708
I'll put Allister in the car.

2038
01:20:40,086 --> 01:20:41,963
Can we have one second?

2039
01:20:42,047 --> 01:20:43,715
I'm joking.

2040
01:20:45,008 --> 01:20:46,509
I'm not in the mood today.

2041
01:20:46,593 --> 01:20:49,137
I'm not in the mood
for the jokes today.

2042
01:20:49,804 --> 01:20:50,972
Thought you'd be
in a great mood.

2043
01:20:51,056 --> 01:20:53,433
You don't have to pay for
Dad's nursing home anymore.

2044
01:20:54,893 --> 01:20:56,102
What are you doing?

2045
01:20:56,186 --> 01:20:57,187
What?

2046
01:20:57,270 --> 01:20:58,730
Don't push me away today.

2047
01:20:58,813 --> 01:21:00,231
I'm pushing you away?

2048
01:21:00,315 --> 01:21:01,983
Yes.

2049
01:21:02,067 --> 01:21:05,612
You've been running away from
this fucking family forever.

2050
01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:07,656
Amy, I am not a crazy person

2051
01:21:07,739 --> 01:21:08,782
because I got married,

2052
01:21:08,865 --> 01:21:10,575
and got pregnant with a child.

2053
01:21:10,659 --> 01:21:11,993
That's what people do.

2054
01:21:12,077 --> 01:21:14,245
Why are you even here?
You didn't even like him.

2055
01:21:14,329 --> 01:21:15,413
I did everything.

2056
01:21:15,497 --> 01:21:17,999
You don't get to pretend
today like you gave a fuck.

2057
01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:20,251
I think that's
enough for today, Amy.

2058
01:21:20,335 --> 01:21:21,836
We ought to go.

2059
01:21:25,090 --> 01:21:27,050
Hey. Hey-

2060
01:21:28,301 --> 01:21:29,344
You Okay?

2061
01:21:29,427 --> 01:21:30,553
Yeah, I'm good.

2062
01:21:30,637 --> 01:21:31,680
You ready to go?

2063
01:21:31,763 --> 01:21:32,806
Yeah, let's go.

2064
01:21:32,889 --> 01:21:35,725
I just want you to know,
I really care about you, okay?

2065
01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:38,395
And I love you.
Thank you.

2066
01:21:38,478 --> 01:21:39,854
What?

2067
01:21:39,938 --> 01:21:41,815
Are you seriously
saying that to me today?

2068
01:21:41,898 --> 01:21:43,483
You're gonna say
that to me, seriously,

2069
01:21:43,566 --> 01:21:44,984
for the first time right now?

2070
01:21:45,068 --> 01:21:47,987
They're putting dirt on
my dad's body behind you.

2071
01:21:48,071 --> 01:21:50,782
Today is the day you say that?
Let's go.

2072
01:21:51,491 --> 01:21:52,659
- Is that bad?
- Yes, that's bad.

2073
01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:53,910
Bad timing.

2074
01:21:53,993 --> 01:21:55,745
Sorry about that. Sorry.

2075
01:21:55,829 --> 01:21:56,996
Is this us?

2076
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:58,206
We're way down there.

2077
01:21:59,749 --> 01:22:00,792
Is this us?

2078
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,252
No.

2079
01:22:03,670 --> 01:22:04,713
Can he pull up?

2080
01:22:04,796 --> 01:22:06,131
Do we have his number?
Is this us?

2081
01:22:06,214 --> 01:22:07,966
Sorry about that. Sorry.

2082
01:22:35,535 --> 01:22:37,036
(SIGHING)

2083
01:22:43,918 --> 01:22:45,003
Hey.

2084
01:22:45,086 --> 01:22:47,005
How's it going, sweetheart?

2085
01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:49,758
I'm getting by.
Mmm-hmm.

2086
01:22:49,841 --> 01:22:52,594
Thank you for coming the other day.
That was really nice.

2087
01:22:52,677 --> 01:22:54,512
I can't believe he's gone.

2088
01:22:54,596 --> 01:22:55,722
I'm literally just sitting here

2089
01:22:55,805 --> 01:22:56,931
waiting for him to call.

2090
01:22:57,015 --> 01:23:00,059
It feels like
a dream or something.

2091
01:23:00,143 --> 01:23:01,728
Are we still talking about this?

2092
01:23:03,605 --> 01:23:05,398
That was eight days ago.

2093
01:23:06,107 --> 01:23:07,150
I'm over it.

2094
01:23:07,776 --> 01:23:10,153
It was hard, but I'm over it.

2095
01:23:10,236 --> 01:23:11,362
All right.

2096
01:23:11,446 --> 01:23:13,740
Best way to grieve...

2097
01:23:13,823 --> 01:23:15,700
Don't do it.

2098
01:23:16,951 --> 01:23:17,911
Don't.

2099
01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:19,037
Do not grieve?
No.

2100
01:23:20,205 --> 01:23:22,081
I've got good news for you.

2101
01:23:22,165 --> 01:23:25,835
You know that story, that Mr.
Doctor Boring Sports Guy?

2102
01:23:25,919 --> 01:23:27,128
Well, I cut it.

2103
01:23:27,212 --> 01:23:29,547
I know you weren't in love
with that piece anyway.

2104
01:23:29,631 --> 01:23:31,549
No, no, no. I was very
in love with that.

2105
01:23:31,633 --> 01:23:32,926
I love that piece.

2106
01:23:33,009 --> 01:23:34,511
There's nothing happening.
There's no tension.

2107
01:23:34,594 --> 01:23:37,013
There's no sex appeal.
He's a bore.

2108
01:23:37,096 --> 01:23:40,517
Did you see the pictures?
We did a photo shoot.

2109
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:41,643
Look at him.

2110
01:23:41,726 --> 01:23:44,938
Personally, I don't
like his odd bird face,

2111
01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:46,105
but we tried everything.

2112
01:23:46,189 --> 01:23:47,357
We tried a ball.

2113
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:48,441
He's supposed to
be a sports guy.

2114
01:23:48,525 --> 01:23:49,818
I don't think he'd ever
touched a ball before.

2115
01:23:49,901 --> 01:23:51,152
Not that kind, anyway.

2116
01:23:51,236 --> 01:23:52,779
And there he is. Look
at him standing there,

2117
01:23:52,862 --> 01:23:53,947
stiff as a scarecrow.

2118
01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:55,365
These guys, they're hot, right?

2119
01:23:55,907 --> 01:23:58,451
We even got him wet!
Would you fuck that?

2120
01:23:58,535 --> 01:23:59,536
Sure.

2121
01:23:59,619 --> 01:24:01,621
You would? I wouldn't
fuck that with your dick.

2122
01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:03,289
No. We decided to go with.

2123
01:24:03,373 --> 01:24:05,250
"Ugliest Celebrity Kids Under 6."

2124
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:07,085
Let's get this done, Amy.

2125
01:24:07,168 --> 01:24:09,379
Or we are not talking promotion.

2126
01:24:09,462 --> 01:24:10,797
MMm-hmm.
Good girl.

2127
01:24:15,969 --> 01:24:17,136
Almost ready?

2128
01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:18,721
AMY: Yeah, I need two seconds.

2129
01:24:19,264 --> 01:24:21,516
How you feeling about
Amar'e's surgery tomorrow?

2130
01:24:21,599 --> 01:24:23,101
I don't feel any
pressure at all, you know?

2131
01:24:23,184 --> 01:24:25,103
If it doesn't work, it's
just the end of his career.

2132
01:24:25,186 --> 01:24:27,230
But (CLICKS TONGUE) I feel fine.

2133
01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:29,482
I can't breathe in this.

2134
01:24:29,566 --> 01:24:30,608
AARON: You look great.

2135
01:24:30,692 --> 01:24:31,734
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

2136
01:24:32,068 --> 01:24:33,069
Thanks.

2137
01:24:33,194 --> 01:24:35,488
Is that a formal dress?
Or what is it?

2138
01:24:36,656 --> 01:24:38,199
Yeah. It's like...

2139
01:24:39,284 --> 01:24:42,787
There's flowers on it.
It's shiny, kind of...

2140
01:24:42,871 --> 01:24:44,038
ls it too short?

2141
01:24:44,122 --> 01:24:45,874
No, no, no.

2142
01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:49,836
These people...
They're real conservative.

2143
01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:52,046
AMY: Okay, so...

2144
01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:53,423
It's like more gown...

2145
01:24:53,506 --> 01:24:54,757
Oh, yeah. A gown?

2146
01:24:54,841 --> 01:24:57,135
Do you want me to just
go into my gown closet?

2147
01:24:57,218 --> 01:24:58,428
No, no.

2148
01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:01,723
AMY: Would you grab my tiara?
It's right next to my pearls.

2149
01:25:01,806 --> 01:25:03,391
Forget I said anything.
Forget I said anything.

2150
01:25:03,474 --> 01:25:05,143
I didn't mean anything.
I know nothing about fashion.

2151
01:25:05,226 --> 01:25:06,185
You look beautiful.

2152
01:25:06,269 --> 01:25:07,979
You're crazy hot. Let's go.

2153
01:25:11,024 --> 01:25:12,609
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

2154
01:25:15,653 --> 01:25:16,863
AARON: You look beautiful.

2155
01:25:16,946 --> 01:25:19,616
I look like a dickhead. Why didn't
you tell me this was so fancy?

2156
01:25:19,699 --> 01:25:22,785
Come on, it's nice. You look really nice.
I'm serious.

2157
01:25:23,453 --> 01:25:24,537
Congratulations.

2158
01:25:24,621 --> 01:25:26,581
Maybe we can talk a little
later about another charity.

2159
01:25:26,664 --> 01:25:27,957
Yeah. Yes, please.

2160
01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:29,375
It's Arnold, from Somalia.

2161
01:25:29,459 --> 01:25:30,710
Good to see you, Arnold.

2162
01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:32,337
Do we need a... Right, tables.

2163
01:25:32,420 --> 01:25:33,421
Enjoy the day. You've earned it.

2164
01:25:33,504 --> 01:25:35,340
Oh! Thank you, buddy. Thanks.

2165
01:25:36,174 --> 01:25:37,884
Dr. Conners, welcome.

2166
01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:39,218
Hi.
How are you?

2167
01:25:39,302 --> 01:25:41,930
Do you mind if I grab you just for
a minute? To go over some things.

2168
01:25:42,013 --> 01:25:43,264
I'll be right back, okay?

2169
01:25:43,348 --> 01:25:44,933
Okay.

2170
01:25:45,058 --> 01:25:46,809
Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Okay.

2171
01:26:03,785 --> 01:26:04,911
WAITER: Would you
like some more wine?

2172
01:26:04,994 --> 01:26:06,579
AMY: Yeah, that'd be great.

2173
01:26:06,663 --> 01:26:07,914
Hey, it's a luncheon.

2174
01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:09,958
It's wine.

2175
01:26:10,041 --> 01:26:11,584
I'll have some more.

2176
01:26:11,668 --> 01:26:12,669
(APPLAUSE)

2177
01:26:15,505 --> 01:26:16,589
TONY ROMO: Thank you.

2178
01:26:16,673 --> 01:26:18,424
Thanks, everyone.

2179
01:26:18,508 --> 01:26:19,926
I'm Tony Romo.

2180
01:26:22,595 --> 01:26:24,222
Soccer?
Football.

2181
01:26:24,305 --> 01:26:26,224
Tell you what, I don't get
cheered in New York very often,

2182
01:26:26,307 --> 01:26:28,476
so this is a rare
treat for me this evening.

2183
01:26:28,559 --> 01:26:30,687
- AMAR'E: Dallas suck!
- (ALL LAUGHING)

2184
01:26:31,062 --> 01:26:32,772
That's Amar'e Stoudemire
if you guys do not know.

2185
01:26:32,855 --> 01:26:34,148
He's been following
me around all week.

2186
01:26:35,775 --> 01:26:40,530
Anyway, we're here today to talk
about our esteemed recipient.

2187
01:26:40,863 --> 01:26:42,699
No athlete wants to
go under the knife,

2188
01:26:42,782 --> 01:26:46,285
but when you do, you feel
comfortable with Dr. Conners.

2189
01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:48,121
He's not just changing
professional athletes

2190
01:26:48,204 --> 01:26:49,497
and the way they
look at medicine,

2191
01:26:49,580 --> 01:26:52,125
he's also changing the world.
And he's helping everybody.

2192
01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:54,627
From pandemics,
to war-torn regions,

2193
01:26:54,711 --> 01:26:56,879
to extreme poverty situations,

2194
01:26:56,963 --> 01:26:58,881
they feel safe in his hands.

2195
01:26:58,965 --> 01:27:01,050
To our MVP and
to my good friend,

2196
01:27:01,134 --> 01:27:03,094
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
Dr. Aaron Conners.

2197
01:27:04,887 --> 01:27:06,097
Good luck.

2198
01:27:16,065 --> 01:27:17,442
AARON: Hey, look at this.

2199
01:27:21,446 --> 01:27:23,031
Look at this. Very nice.

2200
01:27:23,531 --> 01:27:25,700
Very nice of you guys.

2201
01:27:25,783 --> 01:27:27,368
It's very sharp.

2202
01:27:27,452 --> 01:27:31,122
I'll be doing the surgery
tomorrow with this, Amar'e.

2203
01:27:31,205 --> 01:27:33,708
And, remember, don't eat
anything after midnight.

2204
01:27:33,791 --> 01:27:35,710
I'm hungry!

2205
01:27:37,211 --> 01:27:38,421
But I really...

2206
01:27:38,504 --> 01:27:39,505
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)

2207
01:27:39,589 --> 01:27:42,091
I really want to thank the actual
heroes from Doctors Without Borders.

2208
01:27:42,175 --> 01:27:43,760
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- Sorry.

2209
01:27:43,843 --> 01:27:46,179
Mark Twain said, "Be careful
about reading health books."

2210
01:27:46,262 --> 01:27:48,473
- "You may die of a misprint."
- (RINGING)

2211
01:27:48,556 --> 01:27:49,640
Shit.

2212
01:27:50,808 --> 01:27:51,851
Hello?

2213
01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:53,519
- DIANNA: Amy, it's Dianna.
- Hi, Dianna.

2214
01:27:53,603 --> 01:27:55,396
We really need to talk.

2215
01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:57,523
Actually, it's a really bad time.
Is there any chance...

2216
01:27:57,607 --> 01:27:59,901
No, I don't want to
hear that it's a bad time.

2217
01:27:59,984 --> 01:28:01,486
Yeah, but maybe in an hour?

2218
01:28:01,569 --> 01:28:04,864
You can be replaced within
the hour by 90 other girls,

2219
01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:07,950
who graduated from places better
than whatever state school

2220
01:28:08,034 --> 01:28:10,078
you blew your way through.
(SIGHS)

2221
01:28:10,161 --> 01:28:11,162
I'm stepping out.

2222
01:28:11,245 --> 01:28:12,497
Thank you very much.

2223
01:28:12,580 --> 01:28:14,373
For fuck's sake!

2224
01:28:14,582 --> 01:28:15,583
AARON: Um...

2225
01:28:16,876 --> 01:28:18,753
This...

2226
01:28:20,129 --> 01:28:22,090
This organization came
into my life at a time

2227
01:28:22,173 --> 01:28:24,217
when I was looking to
truly make a difference.

2228
01:28:24,300 --> 01:28:26,010
DIANNA: Which of these
can we live without?

2229
01:28:26,094 --> 01:28:28,429
"We Forgive You, Lance Armstrong",

2230
01:28:28,554 --> 01:28:30,139
"The inventor of the Pussy Magnet",
Mmm-hmm.

2231
01:28:30,223 --> 01:28:33,518
And "Are you Gay or is She Just Boring?"

2232
01:28:33,601 --> 01:28:35,186
What do you think? (SIGHS)

2233
01:28:35,269 --> 01:28:36,562
is a family.

2234
01:28:36,646 --> 01:28:39,315
And it's a family that I'm very,
very happy to be a part of.

2235
01:28:39,398 --> 01:28:42,193
Thank you guys very much.
It's very nice of you.

2236
01:28:43,194 --> 01:28:44,654
Thank you.

2237
01:28:47,448 --> 01:28:48,950
Thank you.

2238
01:28:59,043 --> 01:29:00,086
Hey!

2239
01:29:02,046 --> 01:29:04,382
Hey. I was just
coming in to watch you.

2240
01:29:04,465 --> 01:29:05,550
Yeah, you missed it.

2241
01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:07,844
Shit. I got a phone call.
How'd it go?

2242
01:29:07,927 --> 01:29:09,637
Look, Amy, I know you're going
through a lot right now,

2243
01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:12,306
(STAMMERING) but I really
needed you in there.

2244
01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:14,392
Instead, you're out here,
smoking weed.

2245
01:29:14,475 --> 01:29:17,478
No, I didn't come out here to smoke pot.
I came out because...

2246
01:29:17,562 --> 01:29:19,021
Because Dianna called.

2247
01:29:19,105 --> 01:29:20,982
Amy, I really, really
needed you out there.

2248
01:29:21,065 --> 01:29:22,608
You were my lifeline.
You knew that.

2249
01:29:22,692 --> 01:29:24,485
I really can't take you seriously
when you're holding that.

2250
01:29:24,569 --> 01:29:26,529
Why did you carry
your award out here?

2251
01:29:26,612 --> 01:29:27,613
You don't have
to carry it around

2252
01:29:27,697 --> 01:29:28,948
like Anne Hathaway
at an Oscar party.

2253
01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:30,116
Can you put it down? So I can...

2254
01:29:30,199 --> 01:29:32,118
That's crazy, Amy.

2255
01:29:32,201 --> 01:29:34,370
You knew I wanted to
do that speech to you!

2256
01:29:34,704 --> 01:29:36,080
(SIGHS) Yeah, I'm so sorry.

2257
01:29:36,164 --> 01:29:37,456
I really didn't want to miss it,

2258
01:29:37,540 --> 01:29:39,792
but I'm afraid I'm gonna
lose my job right now.

2259
01:29:39,876 --> 01:29:41,002
But it doesn't matter!

2260
01:29:41,085 --> 01:29:42,170
You shouldn't have your phone on

2261
01:29:42,253 --> 01:29:43,754
in the middle of
my speech anyway.

2262
01:29:43,838 --> 01:29:45,840
That was just so
disrespectful, Amy.

2263
01:29:46,382 --> 01:29:47,341
All right, goodbye.

2264
01:29:47,425 --> 01:29:49,385
No, Amy! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What
are you talking about, "goodbye"?

2265
01:29:49,468 --> 01:29:50,720
- What?
- I'm leaving!

2266
01:29:50,803 --> 01:29:52,847
We're fighting. We're not
gonna talk for a while.

2267
01:29:52,930 --> 01:29:54,140
That's how this works.

2268
01:29:54,223 --> 01:29:55,683
What are you talking about?

2269
01:29:55,766 --> 01:29:57,351
No! We're just having a fight.

2270
01:29:57,435 --> 01:30:00,062
What are we doing?
What do you want?

2271
01:30:00,146 --> 01:30:01,439
Why are you with me?

2272
01:30:01,522 --> 01:30:02,690
I love you.

2273
01:30:02,773 --> 01:30:04,066
Why do you keep saying that?

2274
01:30:04,150 --> 01:30:06,152
Because I mean it! I love you!
I'm crazy about you!

2275
01:30:06,235 --> 01:30:07,445
What do you want me to say?

2276
01:30:07,528 --> 01:30:10,406
We're just having a fight.
You insulted me,

2277
01:30:10,489 --> 01:30:12,241
and we'll talk about it,
and we'll work through it.

2278
01:30:12,325 --> 01:30:14,577
What's wrong with you
that you want to be with me?

2279
01:30:14,660 --> 01:30:15,953
I'm a drinker.

2280
01:30:16,037 --> 01:30:17,205
I don't care!

2281
01:30:17,288 --> 01:30:18,497
I've been with a lot of guys.

2282
01:30:18,581 --> 01:30:20,583
I don't care!

2283
01:30:20,666 --> 01:30:21,667
How many?

2284
01:30:21,751 --> 01:30:22,835
I don't know.

2285
01:30:23,711 --> 01:30:25,421
How many girls
have you slept with?

2286
01:30:25,504 --> 01:30:26,672
I've slept with three women.

2287
01:30:26,756 --> 01:30:27,757
Me, too.

2288
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:29,926
I have slept with
three women, too.

2289
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:31,886
How many guys?

2290
01:30:32,386 --> 01:30:33,346
What, this year?

2291
01:30:33,429 --> 01:30:34,639
This year?

2292
01:30:34,722 --> 01:30:36,265
Fuck this. I'm not
talking about this.

2293
01:30:36,349 --> 01:30:37,475
Come on. Don't say "fuck this."

2294
01:30:37,558 --> 01:30:39,101
Don't follow me. Amy!

2295
01:30:39,185 --> 01:30:41,687
I'm tired. I wanna go to sleep.

2296
01:30:41,771 --> 01:30:44,106
You can go to your apartment.
It's nicer than mine.

2297
01:30:44,190 --> 01:30:46,984
No.Look, my parents had a saying,
"Don't go to bed angry."

2298
01:30:47,068 --> 01:30:49,362
We're angry, let's resolve this.
Okay?

2299
01:30:49,445 --> 01:30:50,696
Your parents weren't that happy.

2300
01:30:50,780 --> 01:30:51,948
They're very happy.

2301
01:30:52,031 --> 01:30:53,115
Fine. You wanna talk about it?

2302
01:30:53,199 --> 01:30:54,450
- You want to get into it?
- Yes!

2303
01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:55,868
- Let's get into all of it right now.
- Yes, please.

2304
01:30:55,952 --> 01:30:57,203
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.

2305
01:30:57,286 --> 01:30:58,329
I'll start.

2306
01:30:58,412 --> 01:30:59,956
You go down on me too much.

2307
01:31:00,289 --> 01:31:01,332
- What?
- Yeah.

2308
01:31:01,415 --> 01:31:02,375
It's selfish.

2309
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,335
No, it is actually selfish,
because you act...

2310
01:31:04,418 --> 01:31:05,544
Don't look like I'm crazy.

2311
01:31:05,628 --> 01:31:07,088
You act like it's for me,

2312
01:31:07,171 --> 01:31:09,298
but really, it's just to
show how great you are.

2313
01:31:09,382 --> 01:31:10,925
Like, you're always
helping people.

2314
01:31:11,008 --> 01:31:12,510
So I shouldn't go
down on you as much?

2315
01:31:12,593 --> 01:31:13,886
Don't try and spin this as a way

2316
01:31:13,970 --> 01:31:14,971
to not go down on me as much.

2317
01:31:15,054 --> 01:31:16,222
That's ridiculous.

2318
01:31:16,305 --> 01:31:18,349
Of course, I want you to
go down on me that much.

2319
01:31:18,432 --> 01:31:19,558
So take it down a notch?

2320
01:31:19,642 --> 01:31:21,102
No, keep going down on me.

2321
01:31:21,185 --> 01:31:23,271
Forget this whole part
of the argument, okay?

2322
01:31:23,354 --> 01:31:24,480
Forget that.

2323
01:31:27,191 --> 01:31:28,818
I'm so glad you apologized.

2324
01:31:28,901 --> 01:31:30,236
I didn't apologize!

2325
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:32,363
Wow!

2326
01:31:32,446 --> 01:31:33,489
I did not apologize.

2327
01:31:33,572 --> 01:31:35,241
Are you serious right now?

2328
01:31:35,324 --> 01:31:37,368
I've been through
a lot this year,

2329
01:31:37,451 --> 01:31:40,079
and of course I'm gonna have
some ups and downs,

2330
01:31:40,162 --> 01:31:42,290
but that's why I need
to stop and then say,

2331
01:31:42,373 --> 01:31:43,749
"Am I gonna just follow the river"

2332
01:31:43,833 --> 01:31:45,459
"or am I gonna make decisions in my..."

2333
01:31:45,543 --> 01:31:46,794
You're sleeping!

2334
01:31:47,712 --> 01:31:49,005
You were just asleep.

2335
01:31:49,088 --> 01:31:50,840
- No, I wasn't.
- Okay, good.

2336
01:31:50,923 --> 01:31:52,883
Because I am not even close to done.
Okay.

2337
01:31:52,967 --> 01:31:55,219
I have a lot of thoughts and I'm
thinking very clearly right now.

2338
01:31:55,303 --> 01:31:58,556
I'm so glad that I feel comfortable
enough with you to talk like this.

2339
01:31:58,639 --> 01:32:00,016
This is the time
when you have to look

2340
01:32:00,099 --> 01:32:01,183
at yourself and say... (SNORING)

2341
01:32:01,267 --> 01:32:02,727
"Am I living the best life I could?"

2342
01:32:02,810 --> 01:32:04,520
"Am I the best version of myself"

2343
01:32:04,603 --> 01:32:06,147
"that I could possibly be?"

2344
01:32:06,230 --> 01:32:07,940
That's why I need
to stop and then say,

2345
01:32:08,024 --> 01:32:10,693
"Am I gonna just follow
the river or am I gonna..."

2346
01:32:10,776 --> 01:32:12,486
Wake up, Aaron!

2347
01:32:12,570 --> 01:32:14,322
- You're totally sleeping!
- Mmm-mm.

2348
01:32:14,405 --> 01:32:15,448
You said we were gonna stay up

2349
01:32:15,531 --> 01:32:17,241
until we figure it out,
like your parents.

2350
01:32:17,325 --> 01:32:18,451
I'm listening.

2351
01:32:18,534 --> 01:32:19,827
AMY: What did I just say?

2352
01:32:19,910 --> 01:32:21,704
You said, "Wake up."

2353
01:32:35,384 --> 01:32:37,053
Amar'e. What's up, Doc?

2354
01:32:37,178 --> 01:32:38,721
- How you feeling, buddy?
- Good.

2355
01:32:38,763 --> 01:32:40,348
- You ready to do this?
- Yeah.

2356
01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:41,682
We're gonna do this.
It's gonna be great.

2357
01:32:41,766 --> 01:32:42,767
Awesome.

2358
01:32:42,850 --> 01:32:44,060
- You met Rachel?
- Yes.

2359
01:32:44,143 --> 01:32:45,770
We've been acquainted.

2360
01:32:45,895 --> 01:32:47,605
Okay. What do we have here?

2361
01:32:47,688 --> 01:32:49,940
This is just a little more
sedative to relax you.

2362
01:32:50,024 --> 01:32:51,192
Hey, the good stuff.

2363
01:32:51,275 --> 01:32:52,485
Yeah.

2364
01:32:52,568 --> 01:32:53,861
Okay. Oh, whoa!

2365
01:32:54,487 --> 01:32:55,696
All right, buddy.

2366
01:32:55,780 --> 01:32:59,408
Okay. So, we're gonna be replacing
your cruciate ligament.

2367
01:32:59,867 --> 01:33:00,868
And, um...

2368
01:33:02,370 --> 01:33:05,331
Uh, do you want a coffee?
Hey, could we get a coffee?

2369
01:33:05,414 --> 01:33:07,083
I can't. I'm not supposed
to drink before...

2370
01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:08,250
Right. Don't worry about it.

2371
01:33:08,334 --> 01:33:10,586
Just one coffee, for me. Um...

2372
01:33:11,295 --> 01:33:12,380
Are you okay, Doc?

2373
01:33:12,463 --> 01:33:15,174
Me? I'm great. I'm great. Yeah.

2374
01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:16,717
Me and Amy got into
a little bit of an argument,

2375
01:33:16,801 --> 01:33:19,095
but I think I'm doing okay.

2376
01:33:19,178 --> 01:33:20,888
Yeah, this is gonna
go really well.

2377
01:33:20,971 --> 01:33:22,932
She really lit
into me last night.

2378
01:33:23,391 --> 01:33:25,601
- Wow.
- AARON: Like really...

2379
01:33:25,684 --> 01:33:27,436
A side of her I've
never seen before.

2380
01:33:28,437 --> 01:33:29,730
It got dark, fast.

2381
01:33:29,814 --> 01:33:30,940
It really fucked me up.

2382
01:33:31,023 --> 01:33:32,024
Are you sure you're okay?

2383
01:33:32,108 --> 01:33:33,317
AARON: I'm good, I'm good.

2384
01:33:33,401 --> 01:33:34,402
We're gonna get this going.

2385
01:33:34,485 --> 01:33:36,112
AMAR'E: Okay. Perfect.

2386
01:33:36,946 --> 01:33:37,988
(CLATTERING)

2387
01:33:38,072 --> 01:33:42,034
I'm gonna mark the knee that we're
gonna do the surgery on, all right?

2388
01:33:42,118 --> 01:33:43,202
Doc, this is the wrong knee.

2389
01:33:43,285 --> 01:33:44,995
I'm marking this as
not the knee to do.

2390
01:33:45,079 --> 01:33:48,582
This is not the knee.

2391
01:33:48,666 --> 01:33:50,167
Not this knee.

2392
01:33:51,502 --> 01:33:52,503
Not this knee.

2393
01:33:52,586 --> 01:33:53,712
Are you sure you're okay, Doc?

2394
01:33:53,796 --> 01:33:55,047
Amar'e, I'm great.

2395
01:33:55,131 --> 01:33:58,467
This is gonna go great. This is the
bad boy we're gonna split open.

2396
01:33:58,551 --> 01:34:00,052
You know what?
This is a bad idea.

2397
01:34:00,803 --> 01:34:03,681
- Amar'e, you're nervous.
- Everyone gets nervous.

2398
01:34:03,764 --> 01:34:04,849
I don't think you get it, Doc.

2399
01:34:04,932 --> 01:34:05,933
We need to reschedule this.

2400
01:34:06,016 --> 01:34:07,059
AARON: No, no, no.

2401
01:34:07,143 --> 01:34:09,019
We're not doing that. I'm gonna
get you back out on the court.

2402
01:34:09,103 --> 01:34:10,438
We gotta get you
back out on the court.

2403
01:34:10,521 --> 01:34:11,647
I wanna see you play. Okay?

2404
01:34:11,772 --> 01:34:13,524
I'm here for you, okay?

2405
01:34:13,607 --> 01:34:15,359
You're nervous, I'm nervous.

2406
01:34:15,443 --> 01:34:17,945
Amy was acting like
a psycho last night.

2407
01:34:18,028 --> 01:34:19,613
I don't know what I did.

2408
01:34:19,989 --> 01:34:23,033
I really, really like her,

2409
01:34:23,784 --> 01:34:25,911
but she's like a fucking demon.

2410
01:34:26,871 --> 01:34:29,123
She's like the fucking Exorcist.

2411
01:34:29,206 --> 01:34:32,751
I said, "You gotta let me go to sleep.
I have a surgery."

2412
01:34:32,835 --> 01:34:34,003
And you know what she said?
She said,

2413
01:34:34,086 --> 01:34:35,129
(MIMICKING DEMONIC VOICE) "No!"

2414
01:34:35,212 --> 01:34:36,714
- I'm taking a rain check.
- No, no, no.

2415
01:34:36,797 --> 01:34:38,090
I'm out of here. No, no, no.

2416
01:34:38,841 --> 01:34:40,384
- (SPITTING)
- (HEART MONITOR EKG FLATLINES)

2417
01:34:40,468 --> 01:34:42,094
Hey, Amar'e.

2418
01:34:42,178 --> 01:34:43,804
Mr. Stoudemire,
where are you going?

2419
01:34:43,888 --> 01:34:46,140
I've gotta get out of here.
I've gotta get out of here.

2420
01:34:48,017 --> 01:34:49,810
RACHEL: Amar'e! Watch your head.

2421
01:34:50,519 --> 01:34:51,520
- Oh!
- (THUDDING)

2422
01:34:51,604 --> 01:34:53,147
- (METALLIC CLATTERING)
- Oh, shit!

2423
01:34:55,983 --> 01:34:57,693
(DOOR OPENS)

2424
01:35:01,489 --> 01:35:02,656
- Hey.
- AARON: Hey.

2425
01:35:02,740 --> 01:35:03,949
How'd it go?

2426
01:35:05,534 --> 01:35:07,703
Have you just been watching
TV and smoking pot all day?

2427
01:35:08,078 --> 01:35:11,832
No. I got up and
had some cereal.

2428
01:35:11,916 --> 01:35:13,042
At some point.

2429
01:35:15,878 --> 01:35:18,214
They canceled my surgery today.

2430
01:35:19,215 --> 01:35:21,008
Amar'e didn't feel comfortable
with me performing it

2431
01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:22,635
because I was too tired,

2432
01:35:22,718 --> 01:35:25,804
so he fled.

2433
01:35:25,888 --> 01:35:27,932
He was on a lot
of anesthesia. He fell.

2434
01:35:29,475 --> 01:35:31,560
And when I tried to help
him, he called me a witch.

2435
01:35:32,436 --> 01:35:33,562
Is he okay?

2436
01:35:35,064 --> 01:35:38,150
You know, and it was because
of all this shit last night.

2437
01:35:38,234 --> 01:35:39,818
Which was crazy.

2438
01:35:40,236 --> 01:35:41,654
It was bad.

2439
01:35:41,737 --> 01:35:42,905
Yeah.

2440
01:35:45,449 --> 01:35:47,159
You know, I've been
thinking about all that

2441
01:35:47,243 --> 01:35:49,662
and I was walking over here,

2442
01:35:51,163 --> 01:35:53,707
and I was just thinking, maybe...
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

2443
01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:55,626
Can I say something?

2444
01:35:56,752 --> 01:36:00,381
(STAMMERS) It does bother
me that you smoke pot,

2445
01:36:00,464 --> 01:36:02,341
and that you drink a lot,

2446
01:36:02,424 --> 01:36:05,052
and I do care that you
slept with a lot of guys.

2447
01:36:05,135 --> 01:36:06,679
It makes me feel
unsafe or something.

2448
01:36:06,762 --> 01:36:08,514
Okay, yeah.

2449
01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:11,141
Yeah, you should be with a
girl who you feel safe with.

2450
01:36:11,225 --> 01:36:13,727
That's not what I'm saying.
That's not what I'm saying.

2451
01:36:13,811 --> 01:36:16,730
It's very clear. That's fine.
It's obvious.

2452
01:36:16,814 --> 01:36:18,566
You should be with one
of those cheerleaders.

2453
01:36:18,649 --> 01:36:20,067
Amy, that's not what I'm saying.

2454
01:36:20,150 --> 01:36:21,235
Just go be with
that kind of girl.

2455
01:36:21,318 --> 01:36:24,530
A little Texan with
huge hair and big tits.

2456
01:36:24,613 --> 01:36:25,656
And then, when you get married,

2457
01:36:25,739 --> 01:36:27,533
she wants to be
more conservative,

2458
01:36:27,616 --> 01:36:30,202
so she just gets
smaller fake tits put in,

2459
01:36:30,286 --> 01:36:32,621
but they still look amazing.

2460
01:36:32,997 --> 01:36:34,415
The thing about
cheerleaders is that

2461
01:36:34,498 --> 01:36:35,958
they bring people together

2462
01:36:36,041 --> 01:36:37,376
and they make people happy.

2463
01:36:37,459 --> 01:36:40,713
Unlike you and your
friends at your magazine

2464
01:36:40,796 --> 01:36:44,550
who sit there and judge
people from afar

2465
01:36:44,633 --> 01:36:47,636
because if you don't try,
then you can't fail.

2466
01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:49,722
That's why you're
threatened by cheerleaders.

2467
01:36:49,805 --> 01:36:51,140
That's me.

2468
01:36:51,724 --> 01:36:53,017
You really got me.

2469
01:36:53,642 --> 01:36:54,643
(SIGHS)

2470
01:36:56,687 --> 01:36:58,814
All right. You know what, Amy?

2471
01:36:58,897 --> 01:36:59,898
Um...

2472
01:37:00,983 --> 01:37:02,860
You know what? We're...

2473
01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:05,112
I have to do the
surgery in two days.

2474
01:37:05,195 --> 01:37:07,448
Let's just take
those two days off.

2475
01:37:07,531 --> 01:37:09,408
And then...

2476
01:37:09,491 --> 01:37:11,827
I'll do the surgery and then we'll
come back and we'll work this out.

2477
01:37:11,910 --> 01:37:13,829
I think you're right.
That's good.

2478
01:37:15,247 --> 01:37:16,498
I know we're done here.

2479
01:37:17,249 --> 01:37:18,751
"We're done"? What are
you talking about?

2480
01:37:18,834 --> 01:37:19,918
Amy, that's not what I'm saying.

2481
01:37:20,002 --> 01:37:21,003
And you know what? It's fine.

2482
01:37:21,086 --> 01:37:22,588
It's not fine. It's
fine that we're done.

2483
01:37:22,671 --> 01:37:24,214
Because don't need to
talk to you anymore,

2484
01:37:24,298 --> 01:37:25,633
because the interview is over.

2485
01:37:25,716 --> 01:37:28,010
Because your
article got canceled.

2486
01:37:29,178 --> 01:37:31,263
My boss said you
were too boring.

2487
01:37:36,685 --> 01:37:37,686
(CHUCKLES)

2488
01:37:37,770 --> 01:37:38,937
All right.

2489
01:37:39,021 --> 01:37:40,022
You win.

2490
01:37:47,613 --> 01:37:48,614
(DOOR CLOSES)

2491
01:37:58,540 --> 01:38:00,584
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2492
01:38:22,356 --> 01:38:23,649
Hey.

2493
01:38:24,191 --> 01:38:25,317
Hey.

2494
01:38:25,401 --> 01:38:26,860
How you doing?

2495
01:38:26,944 --> 01:38:28,153
So great.

2496
01:38:28,237 --> 01:38:29,321
It's fun, right?

2497
01:38:29,405 --> 01:38:31,949
This is the best. I love this.

2498
01:38:32,741 --> 01:38:38,163
So, are you gonna work at the
magazine after the internship?

2499
01:38:38,247 --> 01:38:39,206
Honestly?

2500
01:38:39,289 --> 01:38:40,374
Yeah.

2501
01:38:40,457 --> 01:38:42,084
Probably not.

2502
01:38:42,167 --> 01:38:45,045
Why? You're so good
and you have energy.

2503
01:38:45,129 --> 01:38:46,338
Yeah, I know, but being around

2504
01:38:46,422 --> 01:38:48,757
all these photographs,

2505
01:38:48,841 --> 01:38:52,094
I think I wanna do photography.

2506
01:38:52,678 --> 01:38:56,390
Yeah, I can see that for you.
Pictures and...

2507
01:38:56,473 --> 01:38:59,852
I love that stuff, like the
photo shoots for... Yeah.

2508
01:38:59,935 --> 01:39:03,689
BARTENDER: Hey!
Last call for alcohol!

2509
01:39:03,772 --> 01:39:05,691
I gotta get out of here.

2510
01:39:05,774 --> 01:39:08,318
Oh. You wanna get out of here?

2511
01:39:10,446 --> 01:39:12,614
Yeah, okay. Let's go.

2512
01:39:13,949 --> 01:39:15,784
Let's go. Okay.

2513
01:39:15,868 --> 01:39:16,869
(GLASSES CLINK)

2514
01:39:16,952 --> 01:39:18,454
Cool.

2515
01:39:25,961 --> 01:39:27,296
Shit, Donald.

2516
01:39:40,976 --> 01:39:43,562
It's so nice to hang with
you outside the office.

2517
01:39:43,645 --> 01:39:44,646
This is great.

2518
01:39:44,730 --> 01:39:45,939
I really like you.

2519
01:39:46,023 --> 01:39:47,733
I really like you.

2520
01:39:47,816 --> 01:39:49,318
You're great.

2521
01:39:55,824 --> 01:39:56,825
(MOANING SOFTLY)

2522
01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:08,712
Okay, maybe let's
next-phase it up, you know?

2523
01:40:08,796 --> 01:40:09,838
Okay.

2524
01:40:10,339 --> 01:40:12,174
I know just what you mean.

2525
01:40:13,592 --> 01:40:14,593
Ooh.

2526
01:40:15,886 --> 01:40:16,929
Oh!

2527
01:40:17,012 --> 01:40:18,055
Hey.

2528
01:40:18,514 --> 01:40:19,765
When did you get here?

2529
01:40:21,725 --> 01:40:23,602
Yeah, let's get that going.

2530
01:40:24,853 --> 01:40:25,854
(DONALD MOANS SOFTLY)

2531
01:40:28,106 --> 01:40:30,025
Shit.

2532
01:40:30,108 --> 01:40:31,360
Shit.

2533
01:40:31,443 --> 01:40:33,111
Yeah. Shit!

2534
01:40:33,195 --> 01:40:34,571
Just feel me. Feel me.

2535
01:40:34,655 --> 01:40:35,697
Okay.

2536
01:40:35,781 --> 01:40:37,032
Feel me.

2537
01:40:37,574 --> 01:40:38,867
You like that?
Grab my tits.

2538
01:40:38,951 --> 01:40:40,369
Grab them, feel them.

2539
01:40:40,452 --> 01:40:41,954
I feel like I'm the
one with the tits

2540
01:40:42,037 --> 01:40:43,914
in the equation,
but this is cool.

2541
01:40:43,997 --> 01:40:45,457
You wanna lick them?

2542
01:40:45,541 --> 01:40:47,584
You wanna lick them? Yes, you do.
You wanna lick them.

2543
01:40:48,085 --> 01:40:49,127
Are you there?

2544
01:40:49,211 --> 01:40:50,295
Yeah. Now I'm there.

2545
01:40:50,379 --> 01:40:51,380
Yeah, suckle it.

2546
01:40:52,047 --> 01:40:53,298
(MOANING)

2547
01:40:53,382 --> 01:40:54,383
Shit.

2548
01:40:55,133 --> 01:40:56,593
I don't have a good angle.

2549
01:41:05,602 --> 01:41:06,812
What?

2550
01:41:06,895 --> 01:41:09,314
DONALD: You're just gonna stay
really still for me, okay?

2551
01:41:09,398 --> 01:41:11,191
Stay really still. Yeah?

2552
01:41:11,275 --> 01:41:12,317
What is that?

2553
01:41:12,818 --> 01:41:13,819
(MOANS)

2554
01:41:14,152 --> 01:41:15,404
(SNORTING)

2555
01:41:15,737 --> 01:41:17,781
Ah!

2556
01:41:18,574 --> 01:41:19,950
Yeah. What is that?

2557
01:41:20,033 --> 01:41:21,743
It's Adderall. I have ADHD,

2558
01:41:21,827 --> 01:41:23,412
so it just helps me
with my education.

2559
01:41:25,122 --> 01:41:26,123
AMY: Oh, Okay.

2560
01:41:26,790 --> 01:41:29,001
Okay, this so great, but...

2561
01:41:29,501 --> 01:41:30,919
Cradle my bonch!

2562
01:41:31,003 --> 01:41:32,504
Your what?
Cradle my bonch!

2563
01:41:32,588 --> 01:41:34,673
I'm gonna take a rain
check, but how about...

2564
01:41:34,756 --> 01:41:36,884
You wanna get on top?
You wanna take charge, Daddy?

2565
01:41:36,967 --> 01:41:39,011
You wanna take charge, Daddy?

2566
01:41:39,094 --> 01:41:40,846
I think it's Mama's turn.

2567
01:41:40,929 --> 01:41:42,097
Sure, Daddy.

2568
01:41:42,806 --> 01:41:43,891
DONALD: Yeah.

2569
01:41:43,974 --> 01:41:45,517
All right, this is great.

2570
01:41:45,601 --> 01:41:47,227
I just want you to know

2571
01:41:47,311 --> 01:41:48,937
my safe word is "pineapple."

2572
01:41:49,021 --> 01:41:50,939
All right. Got it.

2573
01:41:51,690 --> 01:41:53,108
(MOANING)

2574
01:41:53,191 --> 01:41:54,318
AMY: Okay.

2575
01:41:55,277 --> 01:41:56,320
Hit me.

2576
01:41:56,862 --> 01:41:57,863
Hit you?

2577
01:41:57,946 --> 01:41:59,031
Yeah, I want you to hit me.

2578
01:41:59,114 --> 01:42:00,157
Okay.

2579
01:42:02,367 --> 01:42:03,577
Are you serious?

2580
01:42:03,660 --> 01:42:04,870
In the face!

2581
01:42:06,538 --> 01:42:08,540
- Hit me!
- I'm hitting you!

2582
01:42:08,624 --> 01:42:10,292
Hit me hard.

2583
01:42:10,876 --> 01:42:12,753
Oh! Fucking do it already!

2584
01:42:12,836 --> 01:42:14,212
- Hit me!
- I'm hitting you!

2585
01:42:14,296 --> 01:42:16,465
Why don't you take a little
arthritis medication

2586
01:42:16,548 --> 01:42:18,091
and then try again?

2587
01:42:19,468 --> 01:42:21,553
You pathetic childless MILF.

2588
01:42:21,637 --> 01:42:22,804
Hit me like this!

2589
01:42:23,138 --> 01:42:24,306
Ow!

2590
01:42:24,890 --> 01:42:25,891
(GRUNTS)

2591
01:42:25,974 --> 01:42:27,017
Fuck!

2592
01:42:27,100 --> 01:42:28,060
Shit!

2593
01:42:28,143 --> 01:42:29,895
Pineapple! Pineapple!

2594
01:42:29,978 --> 01:42:31,647
Donny, what's going
on back here?

2595
01:42:32,314 --> 01:42:33,440
Mommy!

2596
01:42:33,523 --> 01:42:34,566
"Mommy"?

2597
01:42:34,650 --> 01:42:35,943
Mommy, my eye-

2598
01:42:36,026 --> 01:42:38,153
He is 16 years old!

2599
01:42:38,236 --> 01:42:39,738
Fuck!

2600
01:42:42,532 --> 01:42:43,617
So,

2601
01:42:44,826 --> 01:42:46,578
you had quite a night.

2602
01:42:46,662 --> 01:42:47,913
I'm so...

2603
01:42:50,207 --> 01:42:51,583
Amy.

2604
01:42:51,667 --> 01:42:54,002
Listen, we've all been there.

2605
01:42:55,212 --> 01:42:56,380
Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES)

2606
01:42:57,339 --> 01:43:00,425
I once fucked three-quarters
of Pink Floyd.

2607
01:43:01,134 --> 01:43:02,094
Yeah.

2608
01:43:02,177 --> 01:43:04,721
Dark side of all their moons.

2609
01:43:05,889 --> 01:43:07,099
Amy.

2610
01:43:08,517 --> 01:43:10,852
You're a very strong writer.

2611
01:43:10,936 --> 01:43:12,270
I will go so far as to say

2612
01:43:12,354 --> 01:43:14,398
that you are my
most valuable writer.

2613
01:43:16,733 --> 01:43:17,943
Thank you.

2614
01:43:18,026 --> 01:43:21,321
I reread your latest draft of the Dr.
Conners piece,

2615
01:43:21,405 --> 01:43:23,448
and I have to confess,
I spoke too soon.

2616
01:43:23,532 --> 01:43:25,117
It is very good.

2617
01:43:25,450 --> 01:43:26,952
- Really?
- It really is.

2618
01:43:27,035 --> 01:43:28,412
- Really?
- Yeah, it's very good.

2619
01:43:28,495 --> 01:43:31,331
Thank you. You won't
regret this, Dianna.

2620
01:43:31,415 --> 01:43:32,916
I know you said, don't...

2621
01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:34,376
I won't regret what?

2622
01:43:34,459 --> 01:43:35,752
I'm not gonna publish it here.

2623
01:43:35,836 --> 01:43:38,130
No, no, no. Amy, you're fired.

2624
01:43:38,213 --> 01:43:40,215
Amy, how could you not get that?

2625
01:43:40,298 --> 01:43:42,050
You are so fired.

2626
01:43:42,134 --> 01:43:45,554
My love, I can't have
one of my employees

2627
01:43:45,637 --> 01:43:48,140
having sex with someone underage

2628
01:43:48,223 --> 01:43:49,516
and beating them up.

2629
01:43:49,599 --> 01:43:51,143
You know? One or the other,

2630
01:43:51,226 --> 01:43:52,394
but not the combo.

2631
01:43:52,477 --> 01:43:53,729
See what I'm saying?

2632
01:43:53,812 --> 01:43:55,355
Hey, Dianna, we just, um...

2633
01:43:55,439 --> 01:43:56,440
Oh...

2634
01:43:56,815 --> 01:43:57,899
You're doing it now?

2635
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:01,236
Sorry. Should we come back,
or did it already happen?

2636
01:44:02,487 --> 01:44:03,572
Everyone knows?

2637
01:44:03,655 --> 01:44:05,157
Did what already happen?

2638
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:06,241
Amy fucked Donald.

2639
01:44:06,283 --> 01:44:09,077
I didn't fuck Donald.
I tried... Amy...

2640
01:44:10,078 --> 01:44:11,371
You tried? He's 16.

2641
01:44:11,455 --> 01:44:12,664
Oh, my God!

2642
01:44:12,748 --> 01:44:15,000
Can you get out,
you guys? Go, please.

2643
01:44:15,083 --> 01:44:16,668
BRYSON: His safe
word is "pineapple."

2644
01:44:16,752 --> 01:44:18,503
Fuck you! Fuck you, Schultz!

2645
01:44:18,628 --> 01:44:20,839
Can you go? You want to line
up the winners you fucked?

2646
01:44:20,922 --> 01:44:22,215
Hey, congrats. Nice.

2647
01:44:22,299 --> 01:44:24,342
AMY: The girl you fucked
while she was quarantined

2648
01:44:24,426 --> 01:44:25,844
for we don't even know what.

2649
01:44:25,927 --> 01:44:27,846
I'm sorry about that.
That's so inappropriate.

2650
01:44:27,929 --> 01:44:30,557
Anyway, nice news. I know
you're close with Nikki.

2651
01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:32,601
She got the
Executive Editor position.

2652
01:44:34,019 --> 01:44:35,228
Oh, that's great.

2653
01:44:35,604 --> 01:44:37,522
NIKKI: Thanks, Amy.
That means the world.

2654
01:44:38,774 --> 01:44:41,359
Although, I can
turn down the position

2655
01:44:41,443 --> 01:44:43,570
if you want me to.

2656
01:44:43,653 --> 01:44:45,739
AMY: Okay, yeah.
Please don't take it.

2657
01:44:45,822 --> 01:44:46,948
I'm serious.

2658
01:44:47,991 --> 01:44:49,034
I'm kidding.

2659
01:44:51,536 --> 01:44:53,288
NIKKI: You're funny.
Congratulations.

2660
01:44:53,371 --> 01:44:54,873
You scared me.

2661
01:44:55,332 --> 01:44:56,333
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)

2662
01:44:58,627 --> 01:45:00,712
She's great. I mean she's...

2663
01:45:00,796 --> 01:45:03,048
She looks like an idiot.

2664
01:45:07,969 --> 01:45:09,012
Okay.

2665
01:45:09,096 --> 01:45:10,639
Go. I'll go.

2666
01:46:18,707 --> 01:46:20,667
(WHISPERING) Amar'e. Hey, buddy.

2667
01:46:20,750 --> 01:46:21,793
Hey, Doc.

2668
01:46:21,877 --> 01:46:23,170
Hey.

2669
01:46:23,253 --> 01:46:24,462
How'd we do?

2670
01:46:24,546 --> 01:46:25,589
We did great.

2671
01:46:26,590 --> 01:46:27,966
You get some sleep.

2672
01:46:28,049 --> 01:46:29,634
Did it go Tom Brady good?

2673
01:46:29,718 --> 01:46:31,469
It went better than Brady good.

2674
01:46:31,553 --> 01:46:32,971
Have you seen his wife, Gisele?

2675
01:46:33,054 --> 01:46:34,389
Yeah, I have.

2676
01:46:34,472 --> 01:46:35,473
She's hot.

2677
01:46:35,557 --> 01:46:36,892
Look, you're on a
lot of medication right now,

2678
01:46:36,975 --> 01:46:39,144
so why don't you just
get some sleep, all right?

2679
01:46:39,227 --> 01:46:41,479
Isn't she like a
Victoria's Secret model?

2680
01:46:41,563 --> 01:46:43,607
I don't know. I think so. Yeah.

2681
01:46:44,232 --> 01:46:47,319
I'm gonna be right here.
I'm gonna be on this floor.

2682
01:46:47,402 --> 01:46:50,322
So, if you need anything,
you let me know, okay?

2683
01:46:50,405 --> 01:46:51,656
I follow her on Instagram.

2684
01:46:51,740 --> 01:46:52,866
Okay.

2685
01:46:52,949 --> 01:46:54,784
You should go to sleep.
Okay, buddy?

2686
01:46:54,868 --> 01:46:55,869
Oh!

2687
01:46:57,078 --> 01:46:58,830
AARON: Are we gonna do this again?

2688
01:46:58,914 --> 01:46:59,998
All right.

2689
01:47:00,081 --> 01:47:01,041
Yeah.

2690
01:47:01,124 --> 01:47:02,167
AMAR'E: I love you.

2691
01:47:02,250 --> 01:47:04,252
AARON: Oh, I love you too, man.
It went great.

2692
01:47:04,336 --> 01:47:05,545
- (SNORING)
- AARON: Okay.

2693
01:47:06,254 --> 01:47:08,173
Okay. And he's asleep.

2694
01:47:11,259 --> 01:47:12,886
(DOG WHIMPERING OVER TELEVISION)

2695
01:47:14,846 --> 01:47:18,558
Everybody's left
a dog in a hot car

2696
01:47:18,642 --> 01:47:20,602
at some point in their lives.

2697
01:47:21,436 --> 01:47:23,188
I don't think that's true.

2698
01:47:24,522 --> 01:47:26,483
I trust you with my hot doggie.

2699
01:47:26,566 --> 01:47:28,109
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

2700
01:47:34,324 --> 01:47:35,367
Hello.

2701
01:47:35,450 --> 01:47:37,160
LEBRON: Hey, Aaron, this is LeBron.
I'm at the gym, man.

2702
01:47:37,244 --> 01:47:39,204
- I think I pulled something.
- You pulled something?

2703
01:47:39,287 --> 01:47:40,956
You need to come down.

2704
01:47:41,039 --> 01:47:42,707
It hurts like a mother.

2705
01:47:42,791 --> 01:47:44,542
Yeah, hey. I'll be right over.

2706
01:47:44,626 --> 01:47:46,670
Hurry up! Just sit tight,
I'll be right over.

2707
01:47:49,798 --> 01:47:51,383
LeBron!

2708
01:47:53,260 --> 01:47:54,302
Hey.

2709
01:47:57,389 --> 01:47:58,473
You Okay?

2710
01:47:59,140 --> 01:48:01,768
I'm not okay, Aaron.
I'm concerned about you.

2711
01:48:01,851 --> 01:48:03,103
So you're not hurt?

2712
01:48:03,186 --> 01:48:04,229
LEBRON: NO.

2713
01:48:04,646 --> 01:48:06,273
This is your intervention.

2714
01:48:06,356 --> 01:48:08,566
What?
My intervention?

2715
01:48:08,650 --> 01:48:09,693
For what?

2716
01:48:10,652 --> 01:48:12,112
You ruined things with Amy.

2717
01:48:12,195 --> 01:48:13,738
This is about Amy?

2718
01:48:13,822 --> 01:48:15,031
LEBRON: You've been so sad lately.

2719
01:48:15,115 --> 01:48:16,283
It's scaring me.

2720
01:48:16,825 --> 01:48:18,118
BRODERICK: Aaron.

2721
01:48:18,201 --> 01:48:19,661
We're concerned about you.

2722
01:48:19,744 --> 01:48:21,538
You've helped us, and now
we're gonna help you.

2723
01:48:21,621 --> 01:48:23,581
Come on, man. Sit down.

2724
01:48:25,375 --> 01:48:28,586
MARV: It started and it is on.

2725
01:48:29,796 --> 01:48:31,047
I'm sorry I'm late.

2726
01:48:31,131 --> 01:48:32,549
Did I miss anything?

2727
01:48:32,632 --> 01:48:35,802
Now, I know that relationships
can be terrifying,

2728
01:48:35,885 --> 01:48:38,430
but you don't just bail out
at the first sign of trouble.

2729
01:48:38,513 --> 01:48:40,515
It's obvious. Aaron, choking

2730
01:48:40,598 --> 01:48:42,267
under intense pressure.

2731
01:48:42,350 --> 01:48:43,435
I did not choke, Marv.

2732
01:48:43,518 --> 01:48:46,980
You know what? Thanks for that, Matthew, but,
you know, you like a charmed life, okay?

2733
01:48:47,063 --> 01:48:48,606
My situation's much more
complicated, you know.

2734
01:48:48,690 --> 01:48:53,111
Not all of us can be Ferris Bueller and
marry the star of Sex and the City.

2735
01:48:53,194 --> 01:48:55,196
Why not? I did.

2736
01:48:55,447 --> 01:48:58,700
Yeah. You did. You married the
star of Sex and the City.

2737
01:48:58,783 --> 01:49:00,660
There's three other ladies
on that show.

2738
01:49:00,869 --> 01:49:02,954
Yeah, one's a lesbian. Now.

2739
01:49:03,121 --> 01:49:05,999
Matthew, it's not helpful.
We want him to stay with Amy.

2740
01:49:06,291 --> 01:49:09,544
Look, if he's not happy and she's
not the right one for him,

2741
01:49:09,627 --> 01:49:11,921
then, obviously,
it's just not meant to be.

2742
01:49:12,005 --> 01:49:16,718
Sometimes, the right person happens
to be sitting right in front of you.

2743
01:49:16,801 --> 01:49:19,554
Chris Evert
hitting on Aaron hard.

2744
01:49:19,637 --> 01:49:21,056
LEBRON: Chris, don't hit on Aaron.

2745
01:49:21,139 --> 01:49:23,725
LeBron, don't be a cock-blocker.

2746
01:49:23,808 --> 01:49:25,810
Evert is still
at it and, frankly,

2747
01:49:25,894 --> 01:49:27,395
it's making me uncomfortable.

2748
01:49:28,063 --> 01:49:29,981
(GROANS) BRODERICK: You know what
I think the issue might be?

2749
01:49:30,065 --> 01:49:32,233
You're probably focusing
on her problems

2750
01:49:32,317 --> 01:49:33,568
instead of looking
in the mirror.

2751
01:49:33,651 --> 01:49:35,862
Aaron is playing the blame game.

2752
01:49:35,945 --> 01:49:36,988
Thank you, Marv.

2753
01:49:37,072 --> 01:49:38,281
BRODERICK: I bet you're
not the easiest person

2754
01:49:38,365 --> 01:49:39,491
to have a relationship with.

2755
01:49:39,574 --> 01:49:41,826
Broderick, cutting
deep with his insights.

2756
01:49:41,910 --> 01:49:43,286
He is on fire.

2757
01:49:43,370 --> 01:49:45,121
His best work since WarGames.

2758
01:49:45,205 --> 01:49:46,247
AARON: You guys
don't understand.

2759
01:49:46,331 --> 01:49:48,583
I tried. She didn't
want to be a part of it.

2760
01:49:48,666 --> 01:49:49,876
You can't just run
when you get scared.

2761
01:49:49,959 --> 01:49:51,086
AARON: She pushed me away.

2762
01:49:51,169 --> 01:49:53,588
Aaron is fearing
engulfment and intimacy.

2763
01:49:53,671 --> 01:49:54,714
You know what?

2764
01:49:54,798 --> 01:49:57,425
You're not helpful, you're not
helpful, you're not helpful.

2765
01:49:57,509 --> 01:50:00,678
And you are really not helpful, Marv.
Really not helpful!

2766
01:50:00,762 --> 01:50:02,764
Marv Albert apologizes.
All right.

2767
01:50:02,847 --> 01:50:05,225
BRODERICK: Wait a minute.
No, wait, wait. Wait, Aaron.

2768
01:50:05,642 --> 01:50:08,853
Before you go, can you
take a look at my hip?

2769
01:50:09,020 --> 01:50:10,814
Are you serious?
There's a popping sound,

2770
01:50:10,939 --> 01:50:12,524
- and it doesn't go away.
- (POPS)

2771
01:50:12,607 --> 01:50:14,651
Yeah, when I walk.
Anytime I walk.

2772
01:50:15,068 --> 01:50:16,569
I can hear it. I'll see you
at the office, all right?

2773
01:50:16,653 --> 01:50:17,612
Bye.

2774
01:50:17,695 --> 01:50:19,406
- LEBRON: Aaron.
- Goodbye, LeBron.

2775
01:50:19,489 --> 01:50:20,532
Aaron!

2776
01:50:20,698 --> 01:50:22,826
I thought you said he
would look at my hip.

2777
01:50:22,909 --> 01:50:24,702
Yeah, if things
would've went better.

2778
01:50:27,580 --> 01:50:28,581
(DOORBELL RINGING)

2779
01:50:41,427 --> 01:50:42,470
Hi.

2780
01:50:43,555 --> 01:50:44,764
Hey.

2781
01:50:47,725 --> 01:50:50,228
KIM: This isn't working
for you anymore.

2782
01:50:52,313 --> 01:50:53,314
I know.

2783
01:50:54,440 --> 01:50:55,942
I'm sorry.

2784
01:50:57,443 --> 01:50:59,237
I know you're sorry.

2785
01:50:59,737 --> 01:51:00,780
No.

2786
01:51:01,322 --> 01:51:03,116
No, I'm really sorry.

2787
01:51:05,618 --> 01:51:10,123
I want you to know that I act

2788
01:51:11,416 --> 01:51:12,917
like everything
you do in your life

2789
01:51:13,001 --> 01:51:15,628
is so wrong and stupid.

2790
01:51:16,629 --> 01:51:20,216
But it's just because I don't
think that I can have that.

2791
01:51:22,177 --> 01:51:23,970
I'm not okay.

2792
01:51:25,180 --> 01:51:26,472
I'm not okay, Kim.

2793
01:51:27,932 --> 01:51:30,059
I know what I am,

2794
01:51:30,143 --> 01:51:31,519
I know who I am,

2795
01:51:34,647 --> 01:51:36,858
and I'm broken.

2796
01:51:38,318 --> 01:51:40,653
Mother, Dad needs you.

2797
01:51:40,737 --> 01:51:42,655
KIM: We're talking
right now. What's going on?

2798
01:51:42,739 --> 01:51:44,741
I don't know, he's just yelling.

2799
01:51:45,491 --> 01:51:47,827
KIM: Okay. Is it okay?

2800
01:51:47,952 --> 01:51:49,454
Yeah.

2801
01:51:58,880 --> 01:52:00,840
What you got there?

2802
01:52:01,841 --> 01:52:03,676
My drawings for Minecraft.

2803
01:52:05,845 --> 01:52:06,846
For what?

2804
01:52:06,930 --> 01:52:07,931
Minecraft.

2805
01:52:08,014 --> 01:52:12,268
It's a game where you can
build a whole virtual world,

2806
01:52:12,352 --> 01:52:13,978
and put whatever you want in it,

2807
01:52:14,062 --> 01:52:19,317
and make it big or
small or whatever.

2808
01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:21,236
Let me see. Yeah.

2809
01:52:21,319 --> 01:52:23,446
AMY: If it's a video game,
why is it in a notebook?

2810
01:52:23,529 --> 01:52:27,242
Oh, I draw it out
first to plan it,

2811
01:52:27,325 --> 01:52:30,954
so I know what to build
and what to put in it

2812
01:52:31,037 --> 01:52:33,039
instead of just winging it.

2813
01:52:34,707 --> 01:52:35,792
What's this?

2814
01:52:36,251 --> 01:52:37,669
Oh, this is our house.

2815
01:52:37,752 --> 01:52:41,631
Here's my bedroom,
here's the baby's room.

2816
01:52:41,714 --> 01:52:43,466
What's that rectangle?

2817
01:52:43,549 --> 01:52:46,886
It's the mattress for you and Aaron
to stay in once the baby's born.

2818
01:52:49,847 --> 01:52:51,432
That's for me?

2819
01:52:51,516 --> 01:52:54,310
You and Aaron. Yeah.

2820
01:52:54,394 --> 01:52:55,937
That's really cool, Allister.

2821
01:52:56,020 --> 01:52:57,522
Thank you.

2822
01:52:57,605 --> 01:52:58,690
But you know what? I don't think.

2823
01:52:58,773 --> 01:53:00,483
Aaron's gonna be
around much anymore.

2824
01:53:00,566 --> 01:53:02,151
So...

2825
01:53:02,235 --> 01:53:05,238
Oh. You don't like him anymore.

2826
01:53:06,239 --> 01:53:07,657
I like him more than anybody.

2827
01:53:07,740 --> 01:53:10,076
He's my best friend.

2828
01:53:10,159 --> 01:53:11,744
Then we should
have him come over.

2829
01:53:17,458 --> 01:53:19,460
Yeah. Yeah.

2830
01:53:20,253 --> 01:53:21,587
We should.

2831
01:53:25,258 --> 01:53:27,218
The baby's room is pink.

2832
01:53:27,969 --> 01:53:29,595
It's a girl?

2833
01:53:30,596 --> 01:53:32,390
It's a girl! (LAUGHING)

2834
01:53:32,473 --> 01:53:34,684
That's amazing.

2835
01:53:34,767 --> 01:53:36,853
Congrats. That's so cool.

2836
01:53:36,936 --> 01:53:38,187
No, it's not.

2837
01:53:38,271 --> 01:53:40,565
It's not. It's the worst
thing in the world.

2838
01:53:40,648 --> 01:53:42,859
It really sucks. She's doomed.

2839
01:53:42,942 --> 01:53:44,527
No, she'll be fine.

2840
01:53:45,278 --> 01:53:47,822
She's got us. She'll be fine.

2841
01:53:48,906 --> 01:53:50,575
I miss Dad, too.

2842
01:53:51,617 --> 01:53:54,287
I know that. Come here.

2843
01:53:57,123 --> 01:53:58,124
AMY: I got you.

2844
01:53:59,709 --> 01:54:01,377
(KIM AND AMY LAUGHING)

2845
01:54:01,461 --> 01:54:04,005
AMY: I'm uncomfortable.

2846
01:54:04,088 --> 01:54:05,089
(ALL LAUGHING)

2847
01:54:05,173 --> 01:54:06,215
KIM: Receive.

2848
01:54:06,299 --> 01:54:07,342
Receive the love.

2849
01:54:07,425 --> 01:54:09,552
Get out of here!

2850
01:54:09,635 --> 01:54:11,095
Too much intimacy.

2851
01:54:11,179 --> 01:54:12,472
Love overload.

2852
01:54:12,597 --> 01:54:14,307
I'm exiting this hug.

2853
01:54:28,029 --> 01:54:29,280
NOAM: Urban Outfitter,
help me out.

2854
01:54:29,364 --> 01:54:30,698
AMY: Hey, Noam.

2855
01:54:30,782 --> 01:54:32,408
- NOAM: What's up, Amy?
- AMY: A gift.

2856
01:54:32,492 --> 01:54:36,079
Booze, pot, drugs,
and a place to live!

2857
01:54:36,162 --> 01:54:38,456
Amy, you are the best.

2858
01:54:38,539 --> 01:54:39,540
You got it, man.

2859
01:54:39,624 --> 01:54:40,917
Oh, God, I gotta
give you something.

2860
01:54:41,000 --> 01:54:42,460
- How about a reach-around?
- No, it's okay.

2861
01:54:42,543 --> 01:54:44,462
Oh, I don't need a reach-around.
Thanks, man.

2862
01:54:45,296 --> 01:54:48,591
"The most important play of the
season is about to take place"

2863
01:54:48,674 --> 01:54:51,677
"and there isn't a scoreboard,
fan, or cheerleader in sight."

2864
01:54:52,512 --> 01:54:55,098
"The man on the spot
is Aaron Conners."

2865
01:54:55,181 --> 01:54:57,141
"And his arena is a silent, antiseptic"

2866
01:54:57,225 --> 01:54:59,644
"operating room on a Tuesday morning"

2867
01:54:59,727 --> 01:55:01,813
"where he's about to sew
Amar'e Stoudemire's"

2868
01:55:01,896 --> 01:55:04,399
"battered $20 million knee together."

2869
01:55:05,358 --> 01:55:06,734
"Time is ticking."

2870
01:55:06,818 --> 01:55:09,695
"Pressure builds and he goes for it."

2871
01:55:09,779 --> 01:55:11,447
"I, on the other hand, just woke up."

2872
01:55:11,531 --> 01:55:14,283
"Still drunk with dried
cheese under my fingernails"

2873
01:55:14,367 --> 01:55:16,160
"leading me to believe
that I ordered fries"

2874
01:55:16,244 --> 01:55:18,204
"before passing out on the floor."

2875
01:55:20,039 --> 01:55:21,249
"Life hurts."

2876
01:55:21,332 --> 01:55:22,583
"But spending time
with Dr. Conners"

2877
01:55:22,667 --> 01:55:24,460
"showed me that you
can't play scared."

2878
01:55:24,544 --> 01:55:26,671
"And maybe every drunken night,"

2879
01:55:26,754 --> 01:55:29,173
"accidental ride on
the Staten Island Ferry"

2880
01:55:29,257 --> 01:55:32,760
"and awkward sexual encounter
were just practice for this..."

2881
01:55:32,844 --> 01:55:35,263
"The main event."

2882
01:55:37,932 --> 01:55:39,517
MARV: Since the beginning
of training camp,

2883
01:55:39,600 --> 01:55:40,977
Knick fans have wondered

2884
01:55:41,060 --> 01:55:43,479
when do they get back
their number one?

2885
01:55:43,563 --> 01:55:45,481
Well, the answer is tonight.

2886
01:55:45,565 --> 01:55:49,569
Amar'e Stoudemire is back
in action for the Knicks.

2887
01:55:56,325 --> 01:55:57,743
Hi, everybody. I'm Marv Albert

2888
01:55:57,827 --> 01:56:00,788
and welcome to sold-out
Madison Square Garden

2889
01:56:00,872 --> 01:56:02,790
where Knicks fans are
holding their breath

2890
01:56:02,874 --> 01:56:04,459
to see if Amar'e Stoudemire's

2891
01:56:04,542 --> 01:56:07,336
surgically repaired knee
will bring new hope

2892
01:56:07,420 --> 01:56:09,797
as they tip off another season

2893
01:56:09,881 --> 01:56:12,800
looking to get back
into the playoff picture.

2894
01:56:12,884 --> 01:56:17,180
It's the Knicks and the Nets,
coming up next.

2895
01:56:17,263 --> 01:56:18,931
How you doing, man?
You doing good?

2896
01:56:19,015 --> 01:56:20,141
I'm gonna ask you a question.

2897
01:56:20,224 --> 01:56:21,684
How are you feeling?
How's the knee feeling?

2898
01:56:21,767 --> 01:56:23,019
Feels good. Feels great.

2899
01:56:23,102 --> 01:56:24,353
It's okay? It's awesome.

2900
01:56:24,437 --> 01:56:26,564
Taxi!

2901
01:56:29,025 --> 01:56:30,485
Taxi!

2902
01:56:30,568 --> 01:56:31,569
What is going on?

2903
01:56:31,652 --> 01:56:34,447
MARV: Amar'e Stoudemire
is checking in.

2904
01:56:34,530 --> 01:56:37,617
And it is a standing ovation.

2905
01:56:37,700 --> 01:56:41,162
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- ANNOUNCER: Introducing, for the Knicks

2906
01:56:41,245 --> 01:56:42,872
number one...

2907
01:56:42,955 --> 01:56:45,625
Amar'e Stoudemire.

2908
01:57:01,432 --> 01:57:02,433
(BRAKES SCREECH)

2909
01:57:06,479 --> 01:57:08,064
Why are we stopped?

2910
01:57:08,147 --> 01:57:10,233
Sometimes on these
short trains, you know,

2911
01:57:10,316 --> 01:57:12,068
it doesn't touch
that third rail.

2912
01:57:12,151 --> 01:57:13,528
You know, where
the electricity is?

2913
01:57:13,611 --> 01:57:14,946
So the red signal comes on

2914
01:57:15,029 --> 01:57:16,239
and the power just shuts off.

2915
01:57:16,322 --> 01:57:17,323
Really?

2916
01:57:17,406 --> 01:57:18,908
No, not really.
I don't fucking know.

2917
01:57:18,991 --> 01:57:20,993
Do I look like I work for MTA?

2918
01:57:21,118 --> 01:57:22,161
I don't know.

2919
01:57:22,245 --> 01:57:23,746
What, I got MetroCards
in my fucking purse now?

2920
01:57:23,829 --> 01:57:24,997
What the fuck, man?

2921
01:57:25,081 --> 01:57:26,999
You ask me some stupid shit.

2922
01:57:27,083 --> 01:57:28,501
I'm sorry. I don't work here.

2923
01:57:28,584 --> 01:57:29,794
Don't lean into me.

2924
01:57:30,169 --> 01:57:31,837
MARV: Pierce, off the drive.

2925
01:57:31,921 --> 01:57:34,257
It is blocked by Stoudemire!

2926
01:57:34,340 --> 01:57:35,925
And he comes up with the ball.

2927
01:57:36,008 --> 01:57:37,927
Under four to play
here in the first.

2928
01:57:38,511 --> 01:57:41,347
Smith. Finding Stoudemire!

2929
01:57:41,430 --> 01:57:44,767
Beautiful play!
That gets the crowd going.

2930
01:58:01,158 --> 01:58:02,285
Hey, Dr. Conners.

2931
01:58:02,368 --> 01:58:03,411
Oh. Hey.

2932
01:58:03,494 --> 01:58:04,620
Amar'e looked great tonight.

2933
01:58:04,704 --> 01:58:06,205
Yeah, he did. I'm happy for him.

2934
01:58:06,289 --> 01:58:07,456
Actually, he's looking for you.

2935
01:58:07,540 --> 01:58:08,624
He said to meet
him out on court.

2936
01:58:08,708 --> 01:58:09,792
- On court?
- Yeah.

2937
01:58:09,875 --> 01:58:11,294
- Right now?
- Right now.

2938
01:58:11,377 --> 01:58:12,420
Okay.

2939
01:58:29,979 --> 01:58:31,480
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2940
01:58:48,539 --> 01:58:49,582
Amy?

2941
01:59:29,038 --> 01:59:30,206
You're really good!

2942
01:59:45,471 --> 01:59:47,139
(UPTOWN GIRL PLAYING)

2943
02:00:21,841 --> 02:00:23,008
Hey.

2944
02:00:30,015 --> 02:00:31,600
(MOUTHING)

2945
02:00:48,033 --> 02:00:49,034
Come here.

2946
02:00:49,827 --> 02:00:50,953
- Hey.
- Hi.

2947
02:00:51,036 --> 02:00:52,079
I'm sorry.

2948
02:00:52,163 --> 02:00:53,414
No. No, no, no. I'm sorry.

2949
02:00:53,497 --> 02:00:55,291
You were really, really good.

2950
02:00:55,374 --> 02:00:57,793
As it turns out, l am in
terrible physical shape.

2951
02:00:57,877 --> 02:00:59,754
Yeah, I saw that.
Could you see that?

2952
02:00:59,837 --> 02:01:02,465
I am sweating more than
I am proud of. Yeah.

2953
02:01:02,548 --> 02:01:03,966
No, no. I know. Hey.

2954
02:01:04,049 --> 02:01:05,134
What?

2955
02:01:05,217 --> 02:01:07,178
I really missed you.
I missed you.

2956
02:01:08,554 --> 02:01:09,555
(SONG CHANGES)

2957
02:01:09,638 --> 02:01:11,640
Oh, shit. I have to dance more.

2958
02:01:11,724 --> 02:01:12,933
What?

2959
02:01:13,017 --> 02:01:14,477
Amy, you really
don't need to do that.

2960
02:01:15,895 --> 02:01:17,062
Why is there a mat?

2961
02:01:18,564 --> 02:01:19,732
Oh, shit. These guys.

2962
02:01:25,529 --> 02:01:27,031
Jeez!

2963
02:01:29,784 --> 02:01:30,785
AARON: No.

2964
02:01:30,868 --> 02:01:32,661
No, no, no. Amy! Amy!

2965
02:01:32,745 --> 02:01:33,829
Bad idea!

2966
02:01:37,249 --> 02:01:40,169
AARON: Honey! Honey! No! No!

2967
02:01:40,419 --> 02:01:41,796
No! Amy!

2968
02:01:41,879 --> 02:01:43,339
No!

2969
02:01:46,509 --> 02:01:47,510
(MUSIC STOPS)

2970
02:01:50,429 --> 02:01:53,182
Amy? Amy? Amy.

2971
02:01:53,265 --> 02:01:54,850
Honey. You okay? (GASPS)

2972
02:01:54,934 --> 02:01:56,018
Did I get it?

2973
02:01:56,101 --> 02:01:57,102
Did you get the basket?

2974
02:01:57,186 --> 02:01:58,187
Did it go in?

2975
02:01:58,270 --> 02:01:59,688
Oh, of course not.

2976
02:01:59,772 --> 02:02:01,023
You didn't get enough height.

2977
02:02:01,106 --> 02:02:02,525
- No?
- No.

2978
02:02:02,608 --> 02:02:03,859
I thought I got a lot of height.

2979
02:02:03,943 --> 02:02:05,653
No, no. Zero height.

2980
02:02:05,736 --> 02:02:06,821
No height, huh?

2981
02:02:06,904 --> 02:02:09,532
Usually when people hit
trampolines they go high,

2982
02:02:09,615 --> 02:02:11,200
but, for some reason,
you went down.

2983
02:02:11,283 --> 02:02:13,702
You went straight down. Hard.

2984
02:02:13,786 --> 02:02:15,204
I really wanted to impress you.

2985
02:02:15,287 --> 02:02:16,288
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

2986
02:02:16,372 --> 02:02:17,873
I wanted to show
you I can work hard

2987
02:02:17,957 --> 02:02:19,917
and put myself
out there, you know?

2988
02:02:20,000 --> 02:02:21,001
I got that.

2989
02:02:21,085 --> 02:02:22,127
And not be afraid to fail.

2990
02:02:22,211 --> 02:02:23,587
No. I got the metaphor.

2991
02:02:23,671 --> 02:02:25,840
'Cause with the dance,
I wanted to show you us.

2992
02:02:25,923 --> 02:02:27,007
Yeah, I got the metaphor.

2993
02:02:27,091 --> 02:02:28,968
It's like I really wanna try.
Yeah.

2994
02:02:29,051 --> 02:02:30,469
I wanna try with you.

2995
02:02:32,137 --> 02:02:33,639
I wanna try, too.

2996
02:02:34,473 --> 02:02:36,058
I love you.

2997
02:02:36,141 --> 02:02:37,309
Yeah?

2998
02:02:37,393 --> 02:02:38,894
Yeah.

2999
02:02:38,978 --> 02:02:41,146
I love you, too, Amy.

3000
02:02:45,484 --> 02:02:46,485
CHEERLEADERS: Aw!

3001
02:02:46,569 --> 02:02:47,903
(ALL CHEERING)