1 00:00:03,555 --> 00:00:05,504 And so I thought I'd give 2 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,837 investigative journalism a whirl. 3 00:00:07,922 --> 00:00:10,586 Well, get a hot scoop, follow some leads, 4 00:00:10,671 --> 00:00:12,265 write an expose. 5 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:14,007 Do I... know you? 6 00:00:14,092 --> 00:00:15,801 Hayley Smith. Remember the name. 7 00:00:15,886 --> 00:00:17,210 I'm gonna be a famous journalist, 8 00:00:17,295 --> 00:00:19,515 really blow the lid off something. 9 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,679 Not sure what yet. 10 00:00:20,764 --> 00:00:21,813 But, hey, 11 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:23,211 that's what the class is for, 12 00:00:23,296 --> 00:00:25,093 - nahwhatimeanbrah? - Ow. 13 00:00:25,314 --> 00:00:27,343 Stomp the presses. 14 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:31,843 Cool butt. Congratulations. 15 00:00:37,706 --> 00:00:40,859 JOURNALISM IS DEAD. 16 00:00:41,335 --> 00:00:43,148 This class is mainly gonna focus 17 00:00:43,233 --> 00:00:44,867 on picking out the best GIFs 18 00:00:44,952 --> 00:00:46,161 for listicles. 19 00:00:46,245 --> 00:00:48,359 That's what journalism is now. 20 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:51,742 Oh! Oh, no! 21 00:00:55,029 --> 00:00:57,977 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 22 00:00:58,062 --> 00:01:01,539 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 23 00:01:01,623 --> 00:01:04,437 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 24 00:01:04,617 --> 00:01:08,367 ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 25 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,246 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 26 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,628 - ♪ Good... ♪ - ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 27 00:01:16,713 --> 00:01:17,844 Aah! 28 00:01:19,336 --> 00:01:21,697 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 29 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,665 *AMERICAN DAD* Season 16 Episode 11 (IMDB) 30 00:01:23,749 --> 00:01:25,467 Episode Title: "Hot Scoomp" Aired on: June 28, 2021. 31 00:01:25,556 --> 00:01:27,837 Mmm! Oh, my God, Franny. 32 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:30,045 Are you kidding me with this watermelon? 33 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:32,569 Does anyone love watermelon more than us? 34 00:01:32,654 --> 00:01:34,829 Is this the best day of our whole lives? 35 00:01:40,595 --> 00:01:43,665 - Mmm. - You gonna say something or...? 36 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:45,186 Watermelon? 37 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,087 I'm too depressed. 38 00:01:47,282 --> 00:01:48,290 Okay. 39 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:50,448 Mmm. 40 00:01:50,533 --> 00:01:51,915 It's just that, I was really 41 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,657 excited about journalism. 42 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,110 But my professor said journalism's dead. 43 00:01:56,259 --> 00:01:57,571 W-What do you think? 44 00:01:57,789 --> 00:02:00,025 Should I continue or just give up? 45 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:01,298 You could continue, 46 00:02:01,383 --> 00:02:02,431 you could give up... 47 00:02:02,516 --> 00:02:04,001 Right. T-That's what I'm asking. 48 00:02:04,132 --> 00:02:05,563 I mean, should I look for a story? 49 00:02:05,649 --> 00:02:07,303 Or should I drop the class? 50 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,630 Any way you want it, 51 00:02:08,721 --> 00:02:10,413 that's the way you need it. 52 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,079 Any way you want it. 53 00:02:12,164 --> 00:02:13,525 You're not saying anything. 54 00:02:13,618 --> 00:02:15,587 I-I want your advice. 55 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:17,649 Hello? 56 00:02:17,907 --> 00:02:20,220 Beans? In a salad? 57 00:02:20,389 --> 00:02:21,626 Okay... 58 00:02:21,735 --> 00:02:24,040 Are you pretending to be on the phone? 59 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:27,446 Cool. 60 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:29,813 Well, I'm gonna go get high in my room 61 00:02:29,898 --> 00:02:32,079 at 2:00 p.m. on a Wednesday. 62 00:02:32,227 --> 00:02:34,046 Do you have any thoughts on that? 63 00:02:34,135 --> 00:02:35,384 Wednesday... 64 00:02:35,469 --> 00:02:37,948 it's not spelled how it sounds. 65 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:39,290 Ugh! 66 00:02:40,135 --> 00:02:41,227 Mmm. 67 00:02:41,445 --> 00:02:44,837 - The **** was that? - My parenting style, baby! 68 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,754 You know my philosophy... 69 00:02:46,838 --> 00:02:48,364 "Benevolent Neglect." 70 00:02:48,449 --> 00:02:49,907 I don't know. 71 00:02:50,031 --> 00:02:52,469 As a mother, you can't be there all the time. 72 00:02:52,602 --> 00:02:55,103 Eventually, you're going to let her down. 73 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:57,540 So how do you prepare her for that? 74 00:02:57,663 --> 00:03:00,648 By letting her down early and often. 75 00:03:00,733 --> 00:03:02,893 So, you're saying you're not gonna be there for her. 76 00:03:02,978 --> 00:03:06,337 Yes. And that's for her, ya dig? 77 00:03:06,569 --> 00:03:08,610 Ow! I dig, I dig! 78 00:03:09,326 --> 00:03:11,593 What's Mrs S's problem? 79 00:03:11,797 --> 00:03:13,251 My babe is lost. 80 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:15,602 Just give my babe some guidance. 81 00:03:15,923 --> 00:03:17,626 Maybe I'm not lost. 82 00:03:17,711 --> 00:03:20,103 And maybe my professor is wrong. 83 00:03:20,195 --> 00:03:21,219 And maybe, 84 00:03:21,304 --> 00:03:24,462 I already know everything about journalism. 85 00:03:24,563 --> 00:03:27,515 Been saying that about you for years. 86 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,244 I'm just gonna look for a story. 87 00:03:31,017 --> 00:03:32,907 That last hit was a mistake. 88 00:03:33,031 --> 00:03:34,509 I can see that now. 89 00:03:34,594 --> 00:03:35,918 I'm too high. 90 00:03:36,086 --> 00:03:38,227 Me too, babe! 91 00:03:41,266 --> 00:03:42,407 Maybe my story's 92 00:03:42,492 --> 00:03:44,923 about... clouds. 93 00:03:45,129 --> 00:03:48,618 Like, how... where are they sometimes? 94 00:03:48,703 --> 00:03:50,368 Is this something? 95 00:03:50,579 --> 00:03:52,587 I have a worm in my mouth. 96 00:03:53,325 --> 00:03:57,501 "Something to do with clou-d-s." 97 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:02,438 Something to do with bubbles? 98 00:04:02,781 --> 00:04:04,587 We should've brought a car. 99 00:04:05,634 --> 00:04:07,407 Stomp the presses. 100 00:04:07,492 --> 00:04:08,924 - Butts. - ♪ Cool, baby, know what I'm sayin'? ♪ 101 00:04:09,008 --> 00:04:10,447 ♪ Left cheek, right cheek ♪ 102 00:04:10,531 --> 00:04:12,999 - ♪ Left cheek, right cheek ♪ - ♪ Show offf ♪ 103 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:15,252 ♪ Show off, show off, boom ♪ 104 00:04:15,337 --> 00:04:17,077 Jeff, I have been noticing 105 00:04:17,161 --> 00:04:19,663 a lot of cool butts in town recently. 106 00:04:19,869 --> 00:04:21,377 My reporter's instinct is telling me 107 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,633 to follow 'em, find their source. 108 00:04:23,718 --> 00:04:26,413 I'm gonna follow a different lead. 109 00:04:30,546 --> 00:04:34,359 Eat me, red spaghetti! 110 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:37,047 ♪ Now let me see that booty work, booty work ♪ 111 00:04:37,132 --> 00:04:38,643 ♪ Booty, boo-boo-booty work ♪ 112 00:04:38,728 --> 00:04:41,529 ♪ Left cheek, right cheek, left cheek, right cheek ♪ 113 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,547 ♪ Show off, show off, show off ♪ 114 00:04:43,632 --> 00:04:45,430 ♪ Show off, boom ♪ ♪ Show ... ♪ 115 00:04:45,515 --> 00:04:46,912 ♪ Boo-boo-booty work ♪ 116 00:04:47,423 --> 00:04:48,820 HG. 117 00:04:49,048 --> 00:04:50,835 Huh. But what does it stand for? 118 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,241 Holy grail! 119 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,429 Stomp the premsses! I got a hot scoomp! 120 00:04:55,765 --> 00:04:57,570 But I'll have to go undercover. 121 00:05:03,087 --> 00:05:05,202 I'm just a regular Hayley. 122 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,719 My hat's in the Dumpster. 123 00:05:06,804 --> 00:05:08,538 Okay... 124 00:05:08,623 --> 00:05:10,376 Did you need to sign up for a class? 125 00:05:10,461 --> 00:05:12,478 'Cause she's about to start. 126 00:05:12,598 --> 00:05:14,219 - Who she? - Holly? 127 00:05:14,304 --> 00:05:17,421 HG? The Queen of Dance Cardio? 128 00:05:17,506 --> 00:05:19,413 - Hello? - Hello. 129 00:05:19,514 --> 00:05:21,143 We specialize in The Holly Method, 130 00:05:21,228 --> 00:05:23,179 the only technique proven to make you a new you. 131 00:05:23,264 --> 00:05:24,718 The first class is free. 132 00:05:24,803 --> 00:05:27,310 We will need a credit card, though. 133 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,145 The class itself is free. 134 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:31,786 What you get from the class costs $500. 135 00:05:31,871 --> 00:05:33,647 That's too high of a money! 136 00:05:33,732 --> 00:05:37,577 This is an expensive gym where people have good butts. 137 00:05:37,692 --> 00:05:39,390 I don't think that's a story. Damn. 138 00:05:39,474 --> 00:05:40,754 You look lost. 139 00:05:40,885 --> 00:05:42,341 Well, you look... 140 00:05:46,336 --> 00:05:48,663 ...a-ma-ma-ma-mazing. 141 00:05:48,747 --> 00:05:50,445 You reek of weed. 142 00:05:50,572 --> 00:05:52,259 It's the middle of the day. 143 00:05:52,405 --> 00:05:53,867 It's Wednesday. 144 00:05:54,057 --> 00:05:55,703 Do you have any thoughts on that? 145 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:57,546 It's not spelled how it sounds? 146 00:05:57,631 --> 00:06:00,286 You're lost. I just said so myself. 147 00:06:00,371 --> 00:06:01,860 But I can help. 148 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,457 You need someone to tell you what to do. 149 00:06:04,554 --> 00:06:05,636 You need me. 150 00:06:05,736 --> 00:06:06,844 Yes. 151 00:06:07,712 --> 00:06:09,267 - Yes, what? - Yes, Mommy. 152 00:06:09,352 --> 00:06:10,599 You did it. 153 00:06:10,684 --> 00:06:12,367 You said the right answer. 154 00:06:12,767 --> 00:06:14,367 ♪ Booty work, booty work ♪ 155 00:06:14,452 --> 00:06:16,023 ♪ Booty, boo-boo-booty work ♪ 156 00:06:16,108 --> 00:06:18,273 ♪ Left cheek, right cheek ♪ 157 00:06:21,266 --> 00:06:24,001 We gotta confuse the muscles to get results. 158 00:06:24,086 --> 00:06:25,797 When I say leg, I mean bicep. 159 00:06:25,883 --> 00:06:26,951 Just follow me. 160 00:06:27,036 --> 00:06:28,756 I am in charge of your body now. 161 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,054 Gimme an amen. 162 00:06:30,163 --> 00:06:31,601 Amen! 163 00:06:32,764 --> 00:06:33,828 Good. 164 00:06:33,913 --> 00:06:36,352 Sip some agua, grab some protein, 165 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,711 get those bank routing numbers to Lindsay, 166 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:40,262 and let's get back out there. 167 00:06:43,686 --> 00:06:44,999 Oh, hey, Hayley. 168 00:06:45,084 --> 00:06:46,750 How's journalism class going? 169 00:06:46,835 --> 00:06:48,789 Mom, I dropped that class months ago. 170 00:06:48,874 --> 00:06:51,023 I am a one-class-at-a-time kind of person. 171 00:06:51,108 --> 00:06:53,340 And right now, it's five workout classes a day, 172 00:06:53,425 --> 00:06:54,492 seven days a week. 173 00:06:54,577 --> 00:06:56,344 But only one class at a time. 174 00:06:56,670 --> 00:06:58,522 That's a physical limitation I have. 175 00:06:58,607 --> 00:06:59,992 Can't be in two classes at once. 176 00:07:00,077 --> 00:07:02,461 And I would if I could, and HG knows that. 177 00:07:02,546 --> 00:07:04,165 She gets that I'm dedicated. 178 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,561 She hasn't said it, but sometimes I can feel 179 00:07:06,646 --> 00:07:07,937 her eyes graze over me, 180 00:07:08,022 --> 00:07:10,476 and I feel oceans of approval and love. 181 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:12,578 One day, I am gonna get a DMT. 182 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:14,594 That stands for Distressed Muscle Tank. 183 00:07:14,679 --> 00:07:16,976 The DMTs get to work out next to HG. 184 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:19,617 I just gotta put in the time, keep getting better. 185 00:07:19,702 --> 00:07:22,222 I'm gonna go fill up my mattress with ice and rest up for later. 186 00:07:23,586 --> 00:07:25,797 So, Hayley's in a cult. 187 00:07:25,882 --> 00:07:27,635 Yeah, an exercise cult. 188 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,976 No. It's a real cult, Roger. 189 00:07:30,061 --> 00:07:32,257 Like Jonestown with ankle weights. 190 00:07:32,342 --> 00:07:33,442 And I should know. 191 00:07:33,527 --> 00:07:35,310 I've been in more cults than anyone. 192 00:07:35,395 --> 00:07:36,676 Remind me? 193 00:07:39,895 --> 00:07:40,801 Francine! 194 00:07:40,886 --> 00:07:42,559 Is that The Scrapbook I hear? 195 00:07:42,668 --> 00:07:43,715 I don't have my keys! 196 00:07:43,823 --> 00:07:45,663 I left them in the car when I rolled out of it! 197 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,706 - Scrapbook! - Scrapbook? 198 00:07:49,822 --> 00:07:50,888 Oh, shit! 199 00:07:50,973 --> 00:07:53,499 Scrapbook! Yay! 200 00:07:53,584 --> 00:07:55,483 Oh, wow. Remember this? 201 00:07:55,568 --> 00:07:58,358 I liked wearing all the red and orange clothes. 202 00:07:58,472 --> 00:08:00,427 Oh, this was this vegan one. 203 00:08:00,512 --> 00:08:02,254 We ate so much spelt. 204 00:08:02,339 --> 00:08:04,647 Some people had a lot of sex with the guy. 205 00:08:04,732 --> 00:08:07,429 Those cupcakes ended up being poisoned. 206 00:08:07,514 --> 00:08:09,993 Still have those Nikes somewhere. 207 00:08:10,078 --> 00:08:13,030 Honey, you might fall for cults, but let's be real... 208 00:08:13,294 --> 00:08:15,553 Cults also fall for you. 209 00:08:15,638 --> 00:08:16,929 Frann-ay! 210 00:08:17,014 --> 00:08:20,319 Always skyrocketing right into the inner circle. 211 00:08:20,404 --> 00:08:21,355 True. 212 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,983 I'm either a right-hand man or a high-up wife. 213 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:26,312 Oh, God, and there's me on the altar. 214 00:08:26,409 --> 00:08:28,096 You were gonna sacrifice me. 215 00:08:28,181 --> 00:08:30,116 But then the knife broke! 216 00:08:34,425 --> 00:08:36,515 Ah! That was fun. I needed that. 217 00:08:36,623 --> 00:08:38,706 - But I gotta get back to it. - Same. 218 00:08:38,791 --> 00:08:40,538 Yeah, it's a big time of year for me. 219 00:08:41,906 --> 00:08:43,984 You've been in a lot of cults. I remember now. 220 00:08:44,069 --> 00:08:46,577 Yeah, cults are really fun, 221 00:08:46,662 --> 00:08:50,142 but I have a sixth sense about when the fun is over. 222 00:08:50,227 --> 00:08:52,934 You know, when there's gonna be a FBI raid 223 00:08:53,019 --> 00:08:55,999 or mass soo-ey, or blend up beavers 224 00:08:56,084 --> 00:08:58,093 and put it in the town's water supply. 225 00:08:58,178 --> 00:08:59,194 Cool. 226 00:08:59,279 --> 00:09:01,703 How and why did we get into this convo again? 227 00:09:01,788 --> 00:09:03,476 - Hayley is in a cult. - Riiight. 228 00:09:03,561 --> 00:09:05,843 - You gonna help her get out? - I'm not helping her. 229 00:09:05,928 --> 00:09:07,943 She's gotta get out by herself because... 230 00:09:08,028 --> 00:09:09,468 Benevolent Neglect! 231 00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:10,570 Speaking of which, you know 232 00:09:10,654 --> 00:09:12,124 what I neglect sometimes? 233 00:09:12,249 --> 00:09:13,585 My own needs. 234 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:16,147 That's not a joke. It's something sad. 235 00:09:18,998 --> 00:09:21,265 Whooooo! Let's do this! 236 00:09:26,106 --> 00:09:27,155 What's going on? 237 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,327 Everyone huddle up for a second. 238 00:09:29,412 --> 00:09:31,062 We're having a bit of a problem. 239 00:09:31,147 --> 00:09:34,038 The fire marshall's been sniffing around. 240 00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:36,671 He wants to do an "inspection," 241 00:09:36,756 --> 00:09:38,101 and we all know what that means. 242 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:40,066 He's gonna come in here and try to shut us down. 243 00:09:44,946 --> 00:09:46,155 Guns? 244 00:09:46,446 --> 00:09:48,991 They have to be worth $600 each! 245 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:50,546 And you're just giving them to us? 246 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:51,851 Is this real? 247 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,405 Hey, girl, what that? 248 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:58,474 It's my gym gun. 249 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,272 Anyway, I'm just here to grab some extra clothes 250 00:10:00,356 --> 00:10:01,999 and all of my important documents. 251 00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:03,641 I'm gonna be living at the gym from now on, 252 00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:05,116 for maximum readiness. 253 00:10:05,201 --> 00:10:08,640 Honey, what if, just like, as a readiness exercise, 254 00:10:08,725 --> 00:10:10,874 I said, don't go live at the gym? 255 00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:13,383 I'd call you a CV and tell you to suck my butt. 256 00:10:13,516 --> 00:10:15,546 And a CV is...? 257 00:10:15,631 --> 00:10:16,718 A Commitment Vampire. 258 00:10:16,803 --> 00:10:18,031 It's the worst thing you can be. 259 00:10:18,115 --> 00:10:20,163 Cool. Perfect answer. 260 00:10:22,139 --> 00:10:25,233 Looks like the fun is over at HG Studio. 261 00:10:25,318 --> 00:10:27,616 Unfortunately, Hayley doesn't seem to have 262 00:10:27,717 --> 00:10:29,405 my sense of cult timing. 263 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,018 I'm gonna have to help get her out. 264 00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:32,658 What happened to Benevolent Neglect? 265 00:10:32,743 --> 00:10:34,661 Too late for Benevolent Neglect! 266 00:10:34,746 --> 00:10:36,077 We've got a new plan. 267 00:10:36,162 --> 00:10:37,397 It's called... 268 00:10:38,608 --> 00:10:40,390 Francine's Plan. 269 00:10:45,423 --> 00:10:47,554 Keep the car running. I'll be right out. 270 00:10:47,639 --> 00:10:48,874 Vroom vroom. 271 00:10:55,539 --> 00:10:56,897 Mom?! 272 00:10:57,101 --> 00:10:58,513 Did I inspire you? 273 00:10:58,606 --> 00:10:59,655 Yeah. 274 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:02,659 Let me just say, you have amazing taste. 275 00:11:02,952 --> 00:11:05,601 I wish the first cult I ever joined was this nice. 276 00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:07,769 - Not a cult. - It's a great space. 277 00:11:07,854 --> 00:11:10,443 I'm seeing a super-charismatic leader. 278 00:11:10,674 --> 00:11:13,163 The inner circle has sick-ass tanks. 279 00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:14,297 DMTs. 280 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:17,103 - Primo cult, for sure. - Damn right. 281 00:11:17,188 --> 00:11:19,271 But shit is about to go down. 282 00:11:19,356 --> 00:11:21,450 We have to get you out of here right now. 283 00:11:21,535 --> 00:11:22,882 Okay, suck my butt. 284 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,885 Since when do you have advice for me? 285 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:26,796 We will deprogram you later, 286 00:11:26,881 --> 00:11:28,688 but for now, just listen. 287 00:11:28,962 --> 00:11:31,428 The schematics show a window in the bathroom. 288 00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:33,077 We're gonna slip out. 289 00:11:33,162 --> 00:11:35,718 Roger is waiting outside with the car running. 290 00:11:35,803 --> 00:11:37,452 There was a funny smell in the car, 291 00:11:37,537 --> 00:11:38,836 and I couldn't get the windows down. 292 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,319 Had to use that hammer to get out. 293 00:11:40,404 --> 00:11:42,445 The little hammer for if you drive into a river? 294 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:44,712 Anyway, have you seen HG? 295 00:11:44,819 --> 00:11:46,264 I'm all in, Franny. 296 00:11:46,349 --> 00:11:47,442 All. In. 297 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,316 Roger gets it! 298 00:11:49,401 --> 00:11:50,976 And you're a CV. 299 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,287 And I have to report any CV behavior. 300 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:54,733 - HG! - HG! 301 00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:56,329 HG, I love you! 302 00:11:56,414 --> 00:11:57,788 Do you see me, HG? 303 00:11:57,873 --> 00:12:00,808 First day, HG! Very impressive, yes? 304 00:12:01,784 --> 00:12:04,679 Hi, ladies! Fire marshall here. 305 00:12:05,673 --> 00:12:07,798 I'm just gonna take a quick looky-loo, 306 00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:09,914 and I will be out of your hair. 307 00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:14,433 Fire marshall? 308 00:12:14,518 --> 00:12:17,239 Fire Marshall Bill! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. 309 00:12:17,324 --> 00:12:19,731 Remember that? Oh, my God, so funny. 310 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:25,499 I'm honored you all have taken such an interest in my work! 311 00:12:27,296 --> 00:12:30,272 Hmm. All the windows are sealed shut. 312 00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:32,382 That's gonna be a no-go. 313 00:12:32,476 --> 00:12:35,312 No one's getting out of there in a hurry. 314 00:12:36,927 --> 00:12:39,116 I'm not lovin' that. 315 00:12:40,992 --> 00:12:43,647 Whoa. Loose floorboard? 316 00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:44,851 When I was a kid, 317 00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:47,413 my grandma tripped on a loose floorboard 318 00:12:47,498 --> 00:12:49,062 and fell on her butt. 319 00:12:49,147 --> 00:12:51,296 It was so embarrassing! 320 00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:53,068 I'm gonna have to close this place down. 321 00:12:53,252 --> 00:12:54,319 Just leave! 322 00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:56,621 No one shuts us down over a loose floorboard! 323 00:12:56,706 --> 00:12:57,632 Aah! 324 00:12:57,729 --> 00:12:59,530 Ah! My tiny gun went off! 325 00:12:59,615 --> 00:13:02,952 Y-You shot me in the tummy! 326 00:13:03,102 --> 00:13:04,905 Oh, my God! 327 00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:08,804 - What do we do? What do we doooo? - Everything is okay. 328 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,488 This needed to happen. 329 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:12,029 It was necessary. 330 00:13:12,114 --> 00:13:13,749 It had to happen, HG. 331 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,447 Here's the good news... 332 00:13:15,532 --> 00:13:17,983 This brought us to Phase Two. 333 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,920 Just a little sooner than planned. 334 00:13:20,162 --> 00:13:21,866 Yeah, Phase Two, HG. 335 00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,737 This new woman... What's your name? 336 00:13:23,822 --> 00:13:25,267 - HG? - No. 337 00:13:25,352 --> 00:13:26,390 Then Britney M. 338 00:13:26,475 --> 00:13:27,932 Welcome to the inner circle. 339 00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:30,083 Two tosses for Britney M. 340 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,562 Yay! 341 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:37,687 In 20 minutes, we're gonna load up the buses, 342 00:13:37,772 --> 00:13:39,288 head to the airfield, and take off 343 00:13:39,373 --> 00:13:42,798 for our remote studio location in the jungles of the Congo. 344 00:13:42,883 --> 00:13:44,867 Everyone have your passports? 345 00:13:44,952 --> 00:13:47,687 Just kidding. We have your passports. 346 00:13:49,122 --> 00:13:50,303 - Ugh! - Don't worry. 347 00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:52,196 We have your passports. 348 00:13:52,281 --> 00:13:54,038 I'm part of the "we." 349 00:13:57,154 --> 00:13:58,749 You saw what I saw. 350 00:13:58,834 --> 00:13:59,982 There's still time. 351 00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,952 We can't leave the country with these people. 352 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,968 You're right. That was crazy. 353 00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:05,733 I wanna go home. 354 00:14:05,818 --> 00:14:08,905 Just follow me behind the bus, and then start running. 355 00:14:14,141 --> 00:14:15,647 Good work, Francine. 356 00:14:17,338 --> 00:14:19,058 What are you doing?! 357 00:14:19,197 --> 00:14:21,489 Betraying you, getting a cool tank top. 358 00:14:21,574 --> 00:14:23,723 It looks great on you, Francine. 359 00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:25,577 You've got the good shoulders for it. 360 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,616 So do I, though. 361 00:14:31,134 --> 00:14:34,218 And up and back and kick, 362 00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:37,163 front, table top, extend. 363 00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:40,714 I mean, I love HG, but what you did was savage. 364 00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:43,042 Sold out your own kid for a DMT. 365 00:14:43,127 --> 00:14:45,757 My voice is the only voice I should hear. 366 00:14:45,842 --> 00:14:47,069 Sorry, HG. 367 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,270 I mean, I get it. I shot a guy. 368 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,502 But I'm like you... I don't even feel bad about it. 369 00:14:51,587 --> 00:14:53,604 Shhhh! Britney M. 370 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,372 Almost done, HG. 371 00:14:55,457 --> 00:14:57,900 And she's fine. She's in Non-Prison Confinement. 372 00:14:57,985 --> 00:15:00,772 I don't wanna go to non-prison, but Hayley's probably okay. 373 00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:03,006 - Oh, God. - Ooof. I know. 374 00:15:03,091 --> 00:15:05,075 - It's really hot in here, right? - Shhhh! 375 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,187 And then, I put a little bit of mint, banana, a green apple. 376 00:15:08,272 --> 00:15:08,978 Sometimes. 377 00:15:09,063 --> 00:15:10,425 It's packed with, like, everything... 378 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,955 Flax, chia, fish oil, CBD oil, coconut oil, 379 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,619 olive oil, Pennzoil... It's very oily. 380 00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:17,692 Don't spill it, because you'll be cleaning 381 00:15:17,777 --> 00:15:18,759 for the rest of the morning. 382 00:15:18,844 --> 00:15:21,588 But you'll have crazy energy if you get any in your mouth. 383 00:15:21,673 --> 00:15:23,063 How long do I have to be in here? 384 00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:24,728 Until you're ready to dance again. 385 00:15:24,813 --> 00:15:26,900 You mean I can just go back to class? 386 00:15:26,985 --> 00:15:27,902 Sure. 387 00:15:27,987 --> 00:15:29,740 But if you are gonna make the smoothie, 388 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:32,436 do not smoke for up to 36 hours after. 389 00:15:32,521 --> 00:15:33,884 You will explode. 390 00:15:40,283 --> 00:15:41,869 Hayley, I'm so sorry. 391 00:15:41,954 --> 00:15:44,388 I never should have betrayed you for this tank top, 392 00:15:44,473 --> 00:15:45,588 even though I look amazing. 393 00:15:45,673 --> 00:15:47,767 We gotta get out of here, for real. 394 00:15:47,852 --> 00:15:49,345 I shouldn't trust you. 395 00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:52,967 Okay, meet me tonight. I know a way. 396 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,301 Also, I figured out which one of the girls has the bad B.O. 397 00:15:56,386 --> 00:15:57,386 It's me. 398 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,387 Just a little further. 399 00:16:00,472 --> 00:16:02,192 Ah, here it is! 400 00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:04,393 You see, HG? I told you! 401 00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:05,967 She's the real CV! 402 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,299 Hayley! 403 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,475 Oh, what, Mom? 404 00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:12,424 I wanna be in the inner circle. 405 00:16:12,509 --> 00:16:14,236 I feel really left out! 406 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:15,939 I'll take my DMT now, thank you. 407 00:16:16,054 --> 00:16:17,533 You better watch your back! 408 00:16:17,618 --> 00:16:19,503 That DMT is mine. 409 00:16:19,588 --> 00:16:22,639 No, that DMT is mine, actually. 410 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,147 You two are a lot of trouble, 411 00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:26,009 and I don't have time for this. 412 00:16:26,094 --> 00:16:28,408 You're both going to non-prison. 413 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,656 - What?! - What?! 414 00:16:29,741 --> 00:16:32,869 Ooooh! You made Mommy maaaaad. 415 00:16:32,954 --> 00:16:34,872 Shh! You talk too much. 416 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,056 A criticism! 417 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:39,814 A flying caterpillar! 418 00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,400 What is wrong with us? 419 00:16:41,485 --> 00:16:42,588 It's not us. 420 00:16:42,673 --> 00:16:44,899 It's the cult. We're brainwashed. 421 00:16:44,984 --> 00:16:47,804 Yeah, but we're the ones who decided to join a cult. 422 00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:49,103 That's true. 423 00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:51,304 Why do I keep joining cults? 424 00:16:51,389 --> 00:16:52,845 What is that about? 425 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,892 Maybe it has something to do with my mom. 426 00:16:55,977 --> 00:16:59,198 She was always telling me what to do, what to think. 427 00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:00,478 I hated it! 428 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:02,987 But maybe on some level, 429 00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:05,584 I keep looking to re-create it? 430 00:17:05,669 --> 00:17:07,389 I think it's the opposite for me. 431 00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:10,393 I was dying for someone to tell me what to do, 432 00:17:10,478 --> 00:17:12,869 or at least just give me some advice. 433 00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:15,037 I'd like you to be that person. 434 00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:16,353 I'm sorry. 435 00:17:16,614 --> 00:17:19,095 I just didn't want to be like my mom. 436 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:20,884 You're not your mom. 437 00:17:21,078 --> 00:17:23,619 But I do need you to be my mom. 438 00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:25,527 I can do that. 439 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,728 Should we start a coup against HG? 440 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,463 Are you ready for my motherly advice? 441 00:17:31,058 --> 00:17:32,392 Yes. 442 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,603 Let's dance. 443 00:17:37,441 --> 00:17:38,744 Listen up, ladies! 444 00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:41,424 I've been in a lot of cults in my life, 445 00:17:41,509 --> 00:17:43,017 and I know what's up. 446 00:17:43,102 --> 00:17:46,758 HG acts like a god, but she's just a person. 447 00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:49,511 A very hot, charismatic person 448 00:17:49,596 --> 00:17:51,789 with a great exercise regimen 449 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:53,689 that gives us confidence 450 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:56,807 and the direction that we need in our lives, 451 00:17:56,892 --> 00:18:01,134 and cool butts that look like two stuck-together onions! 452 00:18:01,219 --> 00:18:03,236 Yay! 453 00:18:03,321 --> 00:18:04,843 No! No. 454 00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:08,095 She means, HG is a bad person. 455 00:18:08,195 --> 00:18:10,252 And we're all brainwashed! 456 00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:14,689 She's got us exercising in a jungle for 10 hours a day! 457 00:18:14,774 --> 00:18:17,220 Let's band together and get out of here! 458 00:18:17,545 --> 00:18:20,257 And she keeps shushing me. It's so rude. 459 00:18:22,129 --> 00:18:24,132 What's with all the loose floorboards? 460 00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:26,765 Okay, she's not even hurt. What gives? 461 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,504 The bullets went right through her! 462 00:18:28,888 --> 00:18:31,046 She is a god! 463 00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:34,859 Oh, shit, she is! 464 00:18:34,944 --> 00:18:36,158 My bad, HG! 465 00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:39,079 Kneel before me. 466 00:18:39,164 --> 00:18:41,257 And remember to activate your core 467 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:44,601 as you beg for my forgiveness. 468 00:18:45,514 --> 00:18:46,514 Huh? 469 00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:50,913 Uh, eyes up. 470 00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:52,609 My butt is up here. 471 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,745 She's not a god! 472 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,583 She's not even a person! 473 00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:02,382 She's a hologram! 474 00:19:06,335 --> 00:19:08,517 Uh... occupado? 475 00:19:08,602 --> 00:19:10,025 It's a big, gross man! 476 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,731 On a toilet. 477 00:19:11,947 --> 00:19:14,030 Eating oysters? 478 00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:15,734 Out of a garbage bag? 479 00:19:15,874 --> 00:19:19,484 Oh, look who it is... Scoomby-Doo. 480 00:19:20,569 --> 00:19:22,256 So, Holly was a hologram. 481 00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:24,061 HG equals Holly Graham. 482 00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:25,444 You figured it out. 483 00:19:25,889 --> 00:19:28,878 Come on, it's funny! It's a joke. 484 00:19:28,963 --> 00:19:31,178 You guys should smile more, by the way. 485 00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:34,609 Yikes, dude. What is your deal? 486 00:19:34,694 --> 00:19:35,796 My deal? 487 00:19:35,881 --> 00:19:38,991 No one ever asked the Wizard of Oz what his deal was. 488 00:19:39,076 --> 00:19:41,882 He could sit behind a curtain, spying on Munkins, 489 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:44,281 and I can't ogle women through one-way glass? 490 00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:46,866 I've committed no crimes here. 491 00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:51,007 Why do I discard the shells into the same sack 492 00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:52,788 I take the fresh ones out of? 493 00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:54,304 Uh, I frustrate myself. 494 00:19:54,389 --> 00:19:55,906 I should get two sacks. 495 00:19:55,991 --> 00:19:57,437 Sometimes you gotta swish around 496 00:19:57,522 --> 00:19:59,242 and look for the loosies at the bottom. 497 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:01,593 Oooh! Jackpot! 498 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,515 Ugh! Oh, that was a loogie. 499 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,038 I should not be spitting my loogies in there. 500 00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:11,327 See?! You think I'm disgusting. 501 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:13,351 This is why I need to hide behind the mirror 502 00:20:13,436 --> 00:20:14,515 in the first place! 503 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,655 You never would have just let me steal your money 504 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:19,229 so I could watch you dance all day 505 00:20:19,314 --> 00:20:20,804 while I sit on my little toilet, 506 00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:23,874 digging through my garbage bag full of oysters. 507 00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:28,140 I had to be smart about it. 508 00:20:29,591 --> 00:20:32,624 I see. You're all on your periods or whatever. 509 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:33,499 Ooh! 510 00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:35,874 ♪ Show off, show off, show off ♪ 511 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,382 ♪ Boom, show off ♪ 512 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:38,859 Ooh! 513 00:20:39,609 --> 00:20:40,899 ♪ Go 'head ♪ 514 00:20:41,977 --> 00:20:44,595 ♪ Now let me see that booty work, booty work ♪ 515 00:20:44,679 --> 00:20:46,866 - ♪ Booty, boo-boo-booty work ♪ - I never should have made you 516 00:20:46,951 --> 00:20:48,171 so strong! 517 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:51,444 One last request... Put me back on the toilet. 518 00:20:51,529 --> 00:20:53,887 I wanna die with dignity! 519 00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:55,444 - Suck our butts! - Suck our butts! 520 00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:58,008 Buh-bye! See you soon. Sync corrections by srjanapala