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Do you have a little time
for saving the planet?
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No, I don't! No, I don't!
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But you have time
to hide in a bush?
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It's important to me,
so I make the time.
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Pardon me, do you want clean air?
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We're not asking for anything!
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Just handing out information!
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That's not a risk
I'm willing to take!
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Sorry, babe.
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I'm sure we can trick somebody
into taking a flyer.
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We're not trying
to trick anybody, Jeff.
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Really?
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All I'm trying to do is
make the world a better place.
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Beep! Beep!
Backing up, backing up!
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Hey, you don't own the roads!
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- Roger?
- Dr. Sunny Sunderson.
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If you or anyone you know
is interested in going solar,
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fill one of these out
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and leave it in that
dead ficus tree on 18th Street.
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I won't let the USPS
on my property
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'cause I don't engage
with any business
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that produces greenhouse gases.
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I use no fossil fuels!
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"Dr. Sunny Sunderson's
SunSuckers."
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Wait, is this one
of your blowjob businesses?
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Dr. Sunny Sunderson's SunSuckers
is one of the cleanest
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and greenest businesses
in the world!
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Just loaded up on supplies.
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Seaweed sheet?
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Wait, Roger, you really own
a solar business?
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- Want to come see my shop?
- Might as well.
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- What's the address?
- No.
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You come with me
or you don't come at all.
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- But we have Jeff's van.
- No fossil fuels!
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Come on, move the tricycle, pal!
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This is a recumbent bike, buddy.
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More like a repugnant bike.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, try this on for size.
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Yeah, you better run...
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Oh, he's not running,
he's getting out.
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Everyone on the bike! Let's go!
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Who has the TV Listings Booklet?
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The what?
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The booklet in the Sunday paper
that tells you
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when every show is on
so you can plan out your week,
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decide what days of work to skip.
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- They still make that?
- Why do you need it?
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I thought you had every channel
and every program memorized.
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Because sometimes they change it.
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I thought you said
you could anticipate
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changes in programming
even before the networks.
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That is true, I can do that.
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But what's even truer is my love
for antiquated practices
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long after they're deemed useless.
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Greg, Stan Smith
from across the street.
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Yes, it has been a good,
long while.
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I was wondering if you got
your TV Listings Booklet
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with your paper today.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, really?
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He got his today, but he didn't
get his last week.
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I think we have on our hands
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a TV Listings Booklet thief.
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Oh, my God, this is serious!
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My SunSuckers perform better
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than any other solar panel
on the market
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'cause they don't just capture
the sun, they suck it in.
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This is great.
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I didn't know you had
personas who cared
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about the greater good.
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Yeah, they care
so I don't have to.
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Hey, Dale, how's the wife?
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She came back!
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Are you installing
my final solar panel today?
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Hey, I gave you
my six-month guarantee,
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and then a couple
of four-month guarantees,
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and then my famous
29-month guarantee,
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and I finished
only three months late.
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I came up with the idea
for the SunSucker
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while scuba diving
out in Mollusk Bay.
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I almost got my face ripped off
by an octopus.
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As it brought me
into its siphon, I thought,
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"What if I could
do this to the sun?"
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And suck it in!
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Exactly.
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Now I'm gonna use it
to turn Langley Falls
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completely solar.
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That's amazing.
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We're good. Everyone's good.
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Built it all myself,
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everything running
off SunSuckers, of course.
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This is a real solar company.
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Of course it's real.
Why wouldn't it be real?
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It's just always so hard for me
to understand what you can do.
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I mean, this looks like
a lifetime's worth of work,
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and yet I know yesterday,
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you spent the whole day as
taco inspector Feliz Nachodad.
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So you do understand.
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Now let me show you the beads.
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My beautiful beads.
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This full tub represents
all the pollution in Langley.
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Each bead is 1,000 tons
of carbon dioxide.
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I never do anything
to add to this pile.
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And every time
I install a solar panel,
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I move one bead
to mark my progress.
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That's the fifth unit
I've installed
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in the last 2 1/2 years.
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And I'm not stopping
'til I fill the whole thing.
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But it's gonna take you
like 1,000 years to do that.
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Okay?
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And these are all customers
you don't have time to get to?
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I'm going as fast as I can!
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Unless you know a better route
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to recumbent bike cycle into town,
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because that commute alone
takes up 95% of my day.
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Yes! We can use Jeff's van.
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No fossil fuels!
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No, listen, it would just be
in the beginning,
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- and in the long run...
- You're trying to trick me.
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I will not be tricked again!
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I was on the Bell Labs crew
that designed
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the first commercial
silicon solar cell in 1954.
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I had big dreams,
the kind of dreams
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I would never share with you.
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Like what dreams?
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Like a giant needle to the sky
with a SuperDuperSunSucker
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on top
that could power an entire town.
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Hey, I said I wasn't gonna
share my dreams with you.
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Last time somebody promised
to help me,
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I was tricked into
accidentally designing
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the F-350 Super Duty truck
for Ford Motor Company.
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We're not trying to trick you.
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Really?
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I work alone now,
just like the sun.
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But don't you see?
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That's why the sun is so sad.
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Someday I'll find someone
to share this life with.
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Why can't you see me?
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The world doesn't have time
to wait for Roger to save it.
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If we create
a tiny bit of pollution now
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to move things along quicker,
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his clean energy
could power all of Langley.
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Pollution, babe?
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Doesn't that betray
his whole philosophy?
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Oh, so you're a philosopher now?
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Well, wrap your big brain
around this.
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I happen to know
an anonymous customer
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just gifted Dr. Sunderson
a three-night stay
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at the Thermal Spas in Redbluff.
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Oh, that's nice.
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He'll like that
as long as it's not fossils.
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He hates fossils.
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He's always like,
"No fossils, fools!"
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Goodbye, sweet sunflowers.
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I'll be back in nine days.
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His dumb bike!
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It's a three-day ride each way.
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This is it.
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This is my opportunity
to save the Earth.
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Jeff, move our office
into the trailer.
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Langley Comcast,
how may I help you?
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Yes, I would like phone
and Internet
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installed at a business
I definitely own.
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Great!
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The fact that you say
you definitely own the business
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means we can
part with all the paperwork
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and send someone there right away.
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Good, because I definitely
own this business.
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Good, because that's why
we said we could help you.
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Wish I could stay forever,
but that would cut into
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my 1,000-year plan to turn
Langley Falls completely solar.
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Well, we wouldn't want
to keep you from that.
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I feel like you're being
really rude right now.
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Is this because of
the multiple accidents
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I had in the hot stone room?
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I feel like this is undoing
all the relaxation
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I've accomplished here.
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Now I'm tense like this.
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My whole body's in a knot.
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Oh! Not my b-hole.
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Holly, could you be a dear
and grab a towel?
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It's the stone room
all over again.
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Here's the plan.
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This Sunday,
TV Listings Booklet day,
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we will be in positions
by 4:30 a.m.
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I'll be in the back of the SUV.
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We'll have Klaus on lookout
at the end of the block.
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Steve, you'll be on Greg's roof
with night-vision goggles.
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Does Greg know that?
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He's a gun owner!
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Francine, you'll be
at the living-room window
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running supplies from the house.
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Stan, I'm gonna be sleeping.
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Do you even care to know
what's going on on television?
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I use the guide button, Stan.
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Well, do you care
about the principle of it?
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- No, I do not.
- I care, Stan.
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I care about everything
you care about.
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What the hell?
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My name and likeness
on a gas guzzler?
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You're back!
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Have you been driving
around town with my face
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all over
your dang pollution wagon?
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Wait, Roger...
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You're making a fraud out of me!
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It's the F-350 Super Duty
all over again!
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I'm gonna kill myself!
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Looks like your computer crashed.
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Now that I'm laughing,
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I see there's still
something to live for.
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Listen, we're not tricking you.
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We're helping you.
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Look!
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My beads.
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Since you left, we used
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less than a bead's worth
of fossil fuels.
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The bad bin.
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And while you were gone,
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we installed eight new SunSuckers.
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So many.
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Now, isn't that better?
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It is better.
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Look, we all want the same thing.
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A carnitas burrito
from La Blahteca?
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To save the planet
by getting rid of fossil fuels.
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And I believe if we do this,
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we can fill that good bin
all the way.
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Okay, we can use a little bit
of fossil fuels.
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Thank you!
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This is...
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really good.
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Let the sunshine
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Let the sunshine in
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The sunshine in
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Let the sunshine
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Let the sunshine in
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The sunshine in
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Let the sunshine
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- Oh, let it shine
- Let the sunshine in
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- Come on - The sunshine in
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Everybody just sing along
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Let the sunshine
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Because Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers
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don't just capture the sun,
they suck it in.
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So, let us suck you off...
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fossil fuels...
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And into solar energy!
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Tonight, we visit with
Dr. Sunny Sunderson
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and his SunSuckers
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to find out what they're doing
to eliminate fossil fuels.
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And as soon as I had the idea,
the octopus just released me,
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and I'm working on new ideas
all the time.
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This is a model
of a giant water misting system
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that could cool a whole town.
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All winter, it sucks in moisture.
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Then in the summer,
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the fan blows it all out
in a cool mist.
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The key is this orifice.
259
00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:26,050
Can you guess
where I got the idea?
260
00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:28,490
Cat's butthole?
261
00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:30,750
No! The middle of a starfish.
262
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:33,490
Oh. And what is this?
263
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:36,490
That's my life's dream,
and it's almost done.
264
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,020
Come on!
265
00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,580
How did I not notice this?
266
00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:41,720
I wanted to build it all the way
to the stratosphere,
267
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,070
but Langley's got
all these dumb ordinances.
268
00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:45,810
Turns out you can't build
anything higher
269
00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:48,680
than the Sharks Nest out of
respect for the Bazooka Sharks.
270
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,420
- 'Zooka Sharks!
- Hell yeah, buddy!
271
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,990
This is our year!
272
00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:54,430
My money's actually on
the Tampa Taserdactyls.
273
00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:55,820
They're tough.
274
00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:58,120
Their domestic-violence record
speaks for itself.
275
00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:02,090
Now, Ms. Smith, Dr. Sunderson
was in business for...
276
00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:05,130
years, but it wasn't until
you came on board
277
00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,480
that all this happened.
278
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,790
What did you do?
279
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,350
Look, he's the genius.
280
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,440
I just try to keep him organized.
281
00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:12,790
She's being modest.
282
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,620
She taught me that
even if it seems like
283
00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:16,230
you're doing something bad,
284
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:18,510
it's okay as long as it ends up
being more good than bad.
285
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,910
Just got to keep the beads
moving in the right direction.
286
00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:23,800
I'm sorry, what are the beads?
287
00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:26,070
The beads are everything.
288
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:28,070
I never did learn
what the beads were,
289
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,810
but one thing I did learn,
290
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,590
Dr. Sunderson is
on to something special.
291
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,770
When we come back,
an Amazonian tribe
292
00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:37,120
that's never had contact
with the outside world,
293
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,780
and yet knows every word
to Taylor Swift's
294
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:42,600
"You Need to Calm Down."
295
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,260
Have you guys had
296
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,910
these sour cream and onion
seaweed snacks yet?
297
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,090
I like them.
You can throw 'em way farther.
298
00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,520
What's wrong?
299
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,830
Langley Gas & Electric
must've seen us on the show.
300
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,440
They're undercutting us
to put us out of business.
301
00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:57,710
They can't,
we have 30% of the market.
302
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:58,840
Had.
303
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,320
We already lost
half our customers.
304
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,750
We'll win 'em back.
305
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,020
Langley Gas & Electric
are offering us a lifeline.
306
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:07,240
They'd raise their prices again
for a minority share
307
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,890
of Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers.
308
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:11,330
Never!
309
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:14,110
Sour cream's got some zip to it.
310
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,950
Steve, you took off
your night-vision goggles.
311
00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:22,910
The sun's coming up!
It's stinging my eyes!
312
00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:25,120
Face it, no one's coming
to steal your precious
313
00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:26,780
TV Listings thing.
314
00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:28,910
I'll wait all day, Stan.
315
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:30,350
All right, fine.
316
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,350
Abort mission. Yes!
317
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,920
We're on the same page, Stan.
318
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,530
Total abortion.
319
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:37,310
The thief probably didn't strike
320
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,400
because he spotted Steve
on the roof.
321
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,310
He probably saw you on the corner.
322
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,160
You were checking Instagram
every two minutes.
323
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,190
Oh, Steve, you want
to freakin' "@" me?
324
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:47,150
But the thief did strike.
325
00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:49,670
We're missing
the TV Listings Booklet.
326
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:54,850
Oh, you must feel
so stupid now, Steve.
327
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,900
Babe, cheer up.
328
00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,550
So big business
crushed the little guy again
329
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,680
and you're not gonna
be able to save the world.
330
00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,510
Doesn't mean
it's the end of the world.
331
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,860
I figured it out!
332
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,210
We can save the business
without bowing
333
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,130
to Langley Gas & Electric!
334
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:12,740
I didn't see this either?
335
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,350
Don't beat yourself up.
336
00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:17,090
There was a Charles Barkley
Fathead here until yesterday.
337
00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:24,100
This is the nicest
treehouse I've ever been in.
338
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,710
You do the honors.
339
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,060
What is this?
340
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,930
Push it.
341
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,890
Roger, what have you done?!
342
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,900
We've blown up all
the gas stations, power plants,
343
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,900
and oil refineries in Langley.
344
00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,720
I called them in first,
so no one got hurt,
345
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,900
but those power plants are toast.
346
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:48,820
Now Langley will have no choice
but to use our solar.
347
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:50,640
I know it looks like
a lot of pollution,
348
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,080
but in the long run, it's
actually better for the Earth,
349
00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:56,220
and you taught me
that's all that matters.
350
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:01,350
I didn't anticipate these fires
351
00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:02,960
when I blew up those power plants.
352
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:04,350
At least they're pretty.
353
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,180
Why are they spreading?
354
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,790
They're spreading because
they're burning
355
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,580
back to their source,
the Great Eastern Pipeline.
356
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,540
Roger, what happens
if they hit the pipeline?
357
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,150
That's what we energy scientists
call a big kabloomy.
358
00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:21,630
If it reaches the pipeline,
all of Langley will be gone.
359
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,980
Except the fires.
360
00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:25,160
Those might end up being
seriously eternal flames.
361
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,680
Playing "Eternal Flame"
by The Bangles.
362
00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:31,420
I said,
"seriously eternal flames,"
363
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,470
not, "Siri, play 'Eternal Flame.'"
364
00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:34,990
Sometimes she's so stupid.
365
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,760
You know what... you know,
I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
366
00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:38,390
- I like this song.
- Roger!
367
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:41,220
How long do we have before
the fire hits the pipeline?
368
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:44,000
Long enough to listen to this
song without being yelled at.
369
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,610
We can't let the town burn!
370
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,180
Because the town is where we live!
371
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,700
Do you feel the same
372
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,180
I hate to harp on this,
373
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,360
but in the end,
this will help our company.
374
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,140
We're the only game in town.
375
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:57,580
Is this burning
376
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,930
The smoke's blocking the sun!
377
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:02,930
That's no good.
378
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:05,200
The sun's like our number-one
source of solar energy.
379
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,590
Let's just think.
380
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,420
How can we put out those fires?
381
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:11,940
Okay, time to put every last bit
of my mental energy
382
00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:14,600
into saving the...
Oh, my God, I love this part.
383
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,600
Say my name
384
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,260
Sun shines through the rain
385
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,690
A whole life
386
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,270
End of days is here again,
bitches!
387
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,880
What is happening?!
388
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,880
Attention viewers,
the world is ending!
389
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:39,450
I'm reporting news like this
because there is no TV anymore.
390
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,930
No TV?
391
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:43,110
But what about the TV Listings
Booklets every Sunday?
392
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,370
Kiss 'em goodbye, baby!
393
00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:47,890
No!
394
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:51,640
Noo!
395
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:56,900
Maybe if I just
start saying words,
396
00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,340
something will click.
397
00:16:58,380 --> 00:16:59,640
Yodel.
398
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:00,990
Marble.
399
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,520
- Chartreuse.
- Stop.
400
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,300
Face it, this is a giant disaster.
401
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,170
Giant! That's it!
402
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:09,910
My giant misters!
403
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,000
They've been storing moisture
all winter.
404
00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,310
They can blow out the fires!
405
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:15,220
But all you have is a model.
406
00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,660
But what do you think
the model was based on?
407
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,750
The real thing.
408
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,150
Man, I'm missing everything.
409
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:26,370
It's hooked up to
my SuperDuperSunSucker.
410
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:27,760
We just need to power it up.
411
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,500
But the sunlight isn't hitting it.
412
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:30,720
Oh, no?
413
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,020
Well, don't tell Sheri
at city planning,
414
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:36,160
but I built this tower
with a telescoping shaft.
415
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,160
But how are you gonna get
the solar panel
416
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,950
above the clouds
with no electricity?
417
00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:43,510
With good old-fashioned
leg-tricity.
418
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,400
This is crazy high!
419
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,450
Jeff, activate the misters.
420
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,630
It's working!
421
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,550
What the hell?
422
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,900
Something's stuck on the spire!
423
00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:31,130
Holy cow!
424
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:35,220
It was a Telemundo satellite!
425
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,350
I was practically raised
on Sábado Gigante.
426
00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:41,050
Telemundo rules, Univision drools!
427
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:42,750
The satellite is blocking the sun
428
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,700
from hitting
the SuperDuperSunSucker!
429
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,750
Maybe if we move
the SuperDuperSunSucker.
430
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,850
Roger, stop!
431
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,460
But this is all my fault.
432
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,810
No. I did this.
433
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,600
You were helping the Earth.
434
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,860
It wasn't much,
but it was something.
435
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,300
And then I came along and tried
to make a big difference,
436
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,820
and now all of Langley
is burning to the ground.
437
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,610
You're optimistic enough
to try to do big things.
438
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,090
That's not a problem.
439
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:20,740
- I'm the one with the problem.
- What's that?
440
00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,830
I'm loco, ese.
441
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:26,960
The sun! We're back in business!
442
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:29,450
Roger!
443
00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:30,840
It's okay, sun's hitting it.
444
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,670
We're good, everyone's good.
445
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,290
It's working!
446
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,940
The misters are extinguishing
the fires!
447
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:51,210
I guess I could've
just thrown this.
448
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,000
So you guys didn't even
get in trouble
449
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,430
for all the damage you did?
450
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,180
Oh, no, Langley Gas & Electric
totally bailed us out.
451
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,790
I just had to give them
my character's science stuff.
452
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,310
I had fun saving the world.
453
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,140
Jeff, we didn't save the world.
454
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,310
We realized a vision
of what the world could be
455
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,660
and squandered it.
456
00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:16,670
If anything, we set clean energy
back decades.
457
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:18,190
Well, I had fun.
458
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,890
Hey, we didn't get any closure
459
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,500
on who was stealing
our TV Listings Booklets.
460
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,240
I'm so over that.
461
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,500
You know, honestly,
I'm just happy everyone's safe.
462
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:29,240
Well, I'm gonna go take a dump.
463
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,940
You sly little devil.
464
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,040
That's right.
465
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,340
It was your boy Stan
the whole time.
466
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,260
I've been stealing these
from myself
467
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,910
and my neighbors for years.
468
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,220
Why?
469
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,180
The better question is...
470
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,870
who?
471
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,880
Who am I talking to right now?
472
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,580
What is happening?
473
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,580
Bye! Have a beautiful time!