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Because this is what
was there, lana!

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There where?
Outside a clown college?

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They have those here? I don't know!

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Archer, look out!

5
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Ugh! We'll never catch
him in this thing.

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Maybe you should've thought
about that before you

7
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Blew the damn drop.

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I blew jack shit!

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Name dropper.

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And if you weren't so busy
trying to bang that waitress...

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Oh, for --...You would've noticed
that odin had agents in play.

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She was the hostess!

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If you weren't blinded by jealousy.

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Okay, yes, I'm jealous.

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First step's admitting it.

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Jealous that odin's
gonna beat us again...

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Odin!Thanks to your
epic poonhoundery.

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First of all, lana --

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Great. Good job. Shut up!

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Odin doesn't beat sterling archer.

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Only sterling archer beats --

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Did you want to
finish that thought?

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Did you want to finish
shutting your big, fat,

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Negative, wordsy mouth?

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Whose fat mouth told the stupid
waitress he was an isis agent?

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Hostess!

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And I had a plan.

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What? To get laid in the walk-in?

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Also, because I'm
not an ant, lana...

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...I happen to see the big picture.

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Oh, really? Well, then, where's...

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...Kasparov?

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Okay, that was a fluke.

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Yeah, a fluke of nature
because I happen to have

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Perfect situational
awareness, lana...

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Archer....Which cannot be taught,
by the way...

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Archer....Like a poet's...
Mind for...

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Archer....To make the perfect word.

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Archer! God damn it!

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I'm relishing --

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Way to go, lana. Nice warning.

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Nice relishing. Ow.

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Think that was odin? Nah,
it's only you that beats you, buddy.

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Ha ha ha.

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Hey, gang.

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Barry.

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Gee, thanks for helping
us catch kasparov.

48
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Odin appreciates the assist. Yeah.

49
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And if you ever get tired
of playing j.V. Ball,

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You know where to find us.

51
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Oh, yeah? Uh, where's that?

52
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Uh, dicktown?

53
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Jesus, even their cards are nice.

54
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Lana, look at this -
it's embossed.

55
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Oh, okay.

56
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Then, I guess just pout.

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Oui.

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Oui, je sais, mais --

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Oui. Au revoir.

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That was the mayor of paris.
Name dropper.

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Who is just as eager as I
am to know why isis agents

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Were terrorizing paris!

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So, I crashed a few cop cars,
ran over a few mimes.

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So, I don't play by the rules,
mother, but I get results.

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Well, as long as you got kasparov.

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Oh, uh, yeah, about that.

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That's why she can't
have nice things.

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either that, or I steal them. Hmm?

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what? What's that?

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what? What do you want, pam?

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'cause I'm a little
busy for chit-chat.

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Busy trying to turn that thing on?

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look at this! O-n -- nothing!

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Well, just keep at it.

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you're not my supervisor.

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I'm sorry -- what?!

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He sort of offered
me a job at odin.

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Barry dillon? Barry "We
have this whole huge

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History together" Dillon?

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We don't have this
whole huge history.

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Oh, my god.

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Barry. Sweet, huh?

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Using a mirror to reflect the
laser beam back into the laser?

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Yeah. Oh, my god.

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Sorry it took so long.

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And that I'm
accidentally inside you.

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Not a problem.

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I-I just want to keep my options

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Open, so you can't breathe a

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Word of this to malory.

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You know how she gets.

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Odin?! Well, since I'm
not appreciated here.

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What's to appreciate? Exactly.

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I mean, that's indicative of

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Your whole attitude, mother.

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Sterling malory archer, you are...

97
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Of course free to
pursue your options.

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Wait, hang on.

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And if odin made you a
better offer, what kind of

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Mother would I be if I stood
in the way of your happiness?

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Uh...Wait, what just happened here?

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Fine! She thinks I won't go?!

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Well, guess what! I don't need her!

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I, however, do need your keycard.

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Yeah, hi. Barry dillon, ease.

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Yes, I'll hold!

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Oh, d just wait till I get to odin.

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I will! Keycard?

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Oh. Here! God!

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They are the
stuff-throng-est family.

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okay, so, after I
call your vase guy...

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Freeze every one of his accounts!

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And then get me woodhouse.Am

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And we'll just see how tough

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Sterling is when he
can't suckle at my teat!

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Woodhouse, she froze my accounts,
and I need to get

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In my safe, so open the
goddamn door already!

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I'm afraid I can't,
since isis actually pays

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The rent on the -- damn it!

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En did we get a bulletproof door?!

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After the popeye incident, sir.

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Oh, right.

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Wait, so you kick me
out of e own house?!

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Yes, sir.

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Although it pains me dearly.

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I'm gonna pain you dearly,
woodhouse, when I peel

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All your skin off with a

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Flensing knife, sew it into

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Woodhouse pajamas, and then

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Set those pajamas on fire!

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Hello?

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It's just you and me now, reggie.

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So be a lad? Put on some mingus?

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Hi, barry dillon, please?

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Yes, it's sterling arch--

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Ohh. Yes, I'll hold!

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Oh! Come on.

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We've got mi6 in the semis on

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Sunday, and I am slicing
it like a butcher.

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Just keep at it. trexler:
I think it's this new grip.

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So, listen, remember

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How you wanted me to float that

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Job offer to lana kane?

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Love her! Yeah!

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When does she start?
That's the thing.

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See, I think sterling archer

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Thought I was talking to him.

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Archer?! You're kidding.

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Yeah, I wish.

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Mean, obviously the guy's
great in the field.

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You would know.

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Now see? Why do you do that?

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Why do you softball
'em in like that?

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I'm sorry. How's the leg?

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Hurts when it rains...

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And when I think about archer,
and so I blew him off.

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No, no, no, no, barry,
you blow him on!

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"On" As in hire him? As in here?

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Yes.

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It'll drive his mother crazy.Ob

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Gotta be the grip.

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And you froze all of
sterling's accounts?

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Domestic and foreign?

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even the one on the isle of man.

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Oh, my god, and is that like

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Whore island for women? Nope.

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Then you just watch.

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In no time, he'll be begging
me to take him back.

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He hasn't called, has he? Nope.

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How ya holdin' up, mama bird?

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Well, except for your grossly
over-familiar tone, I

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Couldn't be happier!

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even if mr.
Archer gets a job at odin?

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Please! Odin won't hire him.

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After the stunt he
pulled in berlin?

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Well, whose fault is that?

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Yours! You bust in,
shoot two perfectly

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Good double agents --

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And you think an appropriate
response is to ruin my suit?

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Oh, and my shirt! I'm sorry.

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So, will you please
just help me up?!

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No.

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...For which I am
pretty genuinely sorry.

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Nothing two steel rods

185
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And 16 titanium
screws couldn't fix.

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Ah, come on, don't be shitty.

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Yeah, barry. trexler:
It's water under the bridge.

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Get over it. Because he
is part of the family now.

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So go put his stuff in his office.

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Yeah, barry.

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Barry, hi!

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So, I was wondering if your
tempting offer was still open.

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No, you silly man!

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About the job.

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No, just...Keeping my options open.

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Definitely come in.

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I mean, we did kind of
fill the position, but...

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I don't know if it's
gonna be a good fit.

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I just don't see why you need this.

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Because this is a huge

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Opportunity for me, and I need

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To feel confident.

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In the interview.

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Oh, that looks great!

205
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Yeah, it feels pretty Good.

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Come on, already. Take a cut.

207
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What, like, out the window?

208
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Don't worry about it -
I get a deal on those.

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90 cents a ball.

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Uh, okay.

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God, you're a natural!

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Bet it's all that lacrosse
at boarding school, huh?

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Yeah, 13 years' worth.

214
00:08:17,655 --> 00:08:19,515
13 years?!

215
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What, did she ship you
off in kindergarten?!

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Gosh, that must've been tough.

217
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No, I-I-I loved it.

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Uh...Made a lot of good friends.

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Family, almost, is what they were.

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Speaking of --

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How's your mother taking all this?

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Oh, please. I bet she
doesn't even miss me.

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Because he'll be back,
crying for his mommy!

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Just like that christmas break

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When I moved and forgot to give

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My new address to his
stupid boarding school.

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I mean, he rode the train into

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The city all by himself.

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He couldn't pick up a phone book?

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9 years old, and bawling in

231
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That police station
like a little girl!

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Ha! What's that tell you?

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kind of a lot, actually.
Oh, shut up.

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I bet you're barren.

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My god. On christmas?

236
00:09:04,623 --> 00:09:06,411
Well, christmas eve, technically.

237
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Well, the lovely framboise

238
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From h.R. Has some
paperwork for you to sign.

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'allo! 'allo.

240
00:09:13,044 --> 00:09:15,217
why don't you follow her on down to

241
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Your big new corner office...

242
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Okay. trexler:...Where the
sofa is soaked in scotchgard.

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If you know what I'm -- yeah,
I think I do.

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It's resistant to stains.

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Right, right, i got it.

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Super! 'cause we're one big family.

247
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Why do you make that sound?

248
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Gee, let's see.

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You're off to interview with

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Odin, ho oy f barr a"Oh, I

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Forgot to mention the whole

252
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Naked laser thing" Dillon!

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Odin isn't some co-ed

254
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Freshman dorm where everyone

255
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Runs around screwing!

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I'm sorry, framboise. It's not you.

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I mean, it's not me, either.

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Obviously.

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But in the office?

260
00:09:48,983 --> 00:09:51,043
You don't sex on the women at isis?

261
00:09:51,043 --> 00:09:53,532
Constantly!
But it's not allowed, and

262
00:09:53,532 --> 00:09:54,899
Actually, it's probably illegal.

263
00:09:54,899 --> 00:09:57,787
But here -- framboise:
Here we are one big famille.

264
00:09:57,787 --> 00:10:01,376
Yeah, and the, uh,
famille thing actually makes

265
00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:03,309
This borderline creepy.

266
00:10:03,535 --> 00:10:05,561
Perhaps if you tried
it from behind?

267
00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:06,560
Yeah, let's try that.

268
00:10:07,981 --> 00:10:10,027
Don't get any on that snappy suit.

269
00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,047
Don't you have better things to

270
00:10:12,047 --> 00:10:13,875
Do than mince around and gawk?!

271
00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:15,191
About a million.

272
00:10:15,191 --> 00:10:16,612
But cheryl was scared to come in

273
00:10:16,612 --> 00:10:18,235
Here, so I took time out of my

274
00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:20,548
Busy "Mincing schedule" To tell

275
00:10:20,548 --> 00:10:22,178
You that you have a phone call.

276
00:10:22,639 --> 00:10:23,562
Is it sterling?!

277
00:10:23,562 --> 00:10:25,484
I am sure I don't know.

278
00:10:25,484 --> 00:10:26,794
Do you know you're a little bitch?

279
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,083
Will you remember
this conversation?

280
00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:30,643
Probably not, no.

281
00:10:30,643 --> 00:10:31,999
Well, then... Off.

282
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,871
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
with the language!

283
00:10:33,871 --> 00:10:35,410
You kiss your mother
with that mouth?

284
00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:36,943
You leave bub out of this!

285
00:10:36,943 --> 00:10:39,443
And how dare you steal
my son away from me!

286
00:10:39,443 --> 00:10:41,131
Steal him? You cut him loose.

287
00:10:41,131 --> 00:10:42,884
You cut him loose! trexler: What?

288
00:10:42,884 --> 00:10:45,042
I want you to fire
him this instant.

289
00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:47,084
I can't do that. He's happy here.

290
00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:49,083
He's making new friends.

291
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,917
God damn it, archer!

292
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,329
What, barry? I said,
"Don't come in here."

293
00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:54,742
Framboise, what'd I say?

294
00:10:54,742 --> 00:10:56,415
He said do not come in.

295
00:10:56,751 --> 00:10:57,631
Yeah, barry.

296
00:10:57,631 --> 00:10:59,223
I don't care if he's happy!

297
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,789
Well, that's obvious.
Meaning what?!

298
00:11:01,309 --> 00:11:02,437
Meaning who leaves a

299
00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:03,980
9-year-old kid in a police

300
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:06,058
Station on christmas?! Eve!

301
00:11:06,058 --> 00:11:07,151
And he told you about that?

302
00:11:07,151 --> 00:11:09,449
Oh, we've have such great talks.

303
00:11:09,449 --> 00:11:11,042
Fire him! trexler: Join him!

304
00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:12,402
Come work for me!

305
00:11:12,402 --> 00:11:14,022
Have you lost your mind?!

306
00:11:14,022 --> 00:11:15,685
Every time I see you.

307
00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:18,579
Fire him. trexler: Can't do it.
Can't or won't?

308
00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:20,819
Either? Fine.

309
00:11:20,819 --> 00:11:22,703
Then go check your telex.

310
00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:26,350
Oh, my god. Look at that.

311
00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:27,266
A burn notice?

312
00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:31,399
"Isis disavows agent sterling archer,
a.K.A. Duchess..."

313
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,817
Man, she loved that dog.

314
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,800
"...Who is to be considered
an unreliable asset

315
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,133
And security risk."

316
00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:39,363
Oh, it must've killed
her to do this.

317
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,003
And I'm smirking.

318
00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:42,105
No, you don't smirk

319
00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:43,602
At a mother's suffering, barry,

320
00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,264
You asshole! Ow!

321
00:11:45,264 --> 00:11:46,786
It's just with the shattered

322
00:11:46,786 --> 00:11:48,720
Femur and the gunshot wound

323
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,008
And -- I don't know if you knew

324
00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:52,799
This -- but framboise and
I were kind of engaged.

325
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,115
I did not know that!

326
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,779
Yeah. trexler: And I served
her up like a pudding.

327
00:11:57,779 --> 00:12:00,017
Well, engaged to be engaged.

328
00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:00,555
Ow!

329
00:12:00,555 --> 00:12:02,510
Ass! If you love it,
put a ring on it.

330
00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:04,577
Okay, so -- okay, you go fix this.

331
00:12:04,577 --> 00:12:06,095
You know, I'm not
even sure I want to.

332
00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:07,833
She was obviously into him.

333
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,085
Ugh! Come on!

334
00:12:09,085 --> 00:12:10,888
Ass! Not framboise! Archer!

335
00:12:10,888 --> 00:12:11,756
The burn notice?

336
00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:13,232
His mother obviously
just sent that to --

337
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,665
To every agency on the planet.

338
00:12:14,665 --> 00:12:16,438
Look at this -- c.I.
A., mi6, interpol.

339
00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:19,772
We can't keep him now, barry!

340
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:20,301
Oh, so...

341
00:12:20,301 --> 00:12:21,588
So you take him to the basement.

342
00:12:21,588 --> 00:12:23,096
You put one in his ear.

343
00:12:23,096 --> 00:12:24,475
Can you do that?

344
00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:26,499
Oh, my god!

345
00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:29,973
That framboise is a freak,
huh? Yeah.

346
00:12:35,936 --> 00:12:38,689
No, as a matter of fact,
I don't have barry on speed dial.

347
00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,621
Well, gee,
that's rather surprising.

348
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:41,806
You know what's surprising?

349
00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:42,709
Kissing you goodbye at the

350
00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:44,267
Airport, dozing off in first

351
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:45,718
Class, and then seeing you on my

352
00:12:45,718 --> 00:12:47,394
Flight when I get up to pee!

353
00:12:47,665 --> 00:12:49,378
That, to me, is rather surprising.

354
00:12:49,378 --> 00:12:51,719
And really expensive, turns out.

355
00:12:51,719 --> 00:12:52,468
Just --

356
00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:55,306
Seriously.

357
00:12:55,306 --> 00:12:56,238
I mean, I don't want to sound

358
00:12:56,238 --> 00:12:58,397
Like a jerk, but that framboise

359
00:12:58,397 --> 00:12:59,731
Chick must've been a prostitute

360
00:12:59,731 --> 00:13:01,358
Before she got this gig.

361
00:13:01,358 --> 00:13:02,639
In, like, bangkok.

362
00:13:02,871 --> 00:13:04,520
I was almost embarrassed for her.

363
00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:05,722
Where we going, anyway?

364
00:13:05,722 --> 00:13:08,212
We're headed down to
sub-basement 3 for a minute.

365
00:13:08,212 --> 00:13:09,031
Is there a shower down there?

366
00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:10,901
'cause I bet I just reek of her.

367
00:13:10,901 --> 00:13:13,268
One second. Dillon.

368
00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:14,423
Barry, you getting that?

369
00:13:14,423 --> 00:13:16,031
Really? Yeah.

370
00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:17,779
I'm brushing it your way, pal.

371
00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:20,132
No, I'm actually at
the lobby right now.

372
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,379
O s.Secondba wait,
where are we on that shower?

373
00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:24,047
Maybe head on back
up to your office.

374
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,083
'cause there's actually, like, a

375
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,287
Private bathroom in there.

376
00:13:26,287 --> 00:13:27,234
Oh, good, 'cause like

377
00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:29,459
I said, I bet I just reek.

378
00:13:30,207 --> 00:13:31,806
Yeah, you've mentioned that.

379
00:13:31,806 --> 00:13:32,492
But I -- no!

380
00:13:32,492 --> 00:13:33,619
Baby, I am putting you in the

381
00:13:33,619 --> 00:13:35,973
Corner, where you will sit quietly.

382
00:13:35,973 --> 00:13:37,796
Hey, you! Hey, you!

383
00:13:37,796 --> 00:13:39,273
And who are you?

384
00:13:39,273 --> 00:13:42,062
Cyril figgis,
isis comptroller and...

385
00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:44,466
...Very eager to sit here
quietly in the corner

386
00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:47,439
Because he is so tired. Um, so...

387
00:13:47,439 --> 00:13:49,321
I'll just be here, then.

388
00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:50,983
Yep? Yep!

389
00:13:50,983 --> 00:13:53,530
No! No! No!

390
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:56,109
Who put out a burn
notice on sterling?!

391
00:13:56,109 --> 00:13:58,197
That would be you. What?!

392
00:13:59,013 --> 00:14:00,801
Holy shit, the look on your face.

393
00:14:00,801 --> 00:14:01,912
But I would never!

394
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,593
Not in a million -- get a mirror.

395
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:05,891
Oh, dear god.

396
00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:07,139
Did I drink absinthe?

397
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,107
That bottle and most of this one.

398
00:14:09,107 --> 00:14:10,979
Until we wrestled it away from you.

399
00:14:10,979 --> 00:14:13,704
'cause you don't know
how to share, biotch!

400
00:14:13,704 --> 00:14:14,432
Easy, tough guy.

401
00:14:14,432 --> 00:14:16,404
I don't remember any of that.

402
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:18,819
Absinthe makes me black out.

403
00:14:20,078 --> 00:14:26,248
All right, ya yellow sons
of bitches, let's dance!

404
00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:29,384
It also makes you incredibly mean.

405
00:14:29,384 --> 00:14:30,678
and ugly!

406
00:14:30,678 --> 00:14:32,138
Seriously. biotch.

407
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:32,798
Danger zone.

408
00:14:32,798 --> 00:14:35,183
Well, don't just sit there!
Undo this!

409
00:14:35,183 --> 00:14:36,790
Ooh. "Ooh" What?!

410
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,357
We can't, ms. Archer.

411
00:14:38,617 --> 00:14:40,161
It's too late.

412
00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:42,121
I'm sorry, so --

413
00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:42,941
What are you saying?

414
00:14:42,941 --> 00:14:44,964
Uh -- can you not
give me a minute?!

415
00:14:44,964 --> 00:14:47,669
No! You fire me, I take my things!

416
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:48,731
Take all the things!

417
00:14:48,731 --> 00:14:50,320
Here, take this!

418
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,296
Go staple my heart back together!

419
00:14:52,296 --> 00:14:54,880
Ton coeur?! Tu n'as pas un coeur!

420
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,855
How am I the bad guy in this?!

421
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,122
So, barry...

422
00:14:58,122 --> 00:15:00,184
That was framboise,
our head of h.R.

423
00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:02,110
With whom I guess I
won't be meeting?

424
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,014
No, she's gone.

425
00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:06,519
And so, remember how I said
we'd just hired someone?

426
00:15:06,519 --> 00:15:10,033
Yes. And so,
remember sterling archer?

427
00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:11,966
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!

428
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:13,081
Barry, if you touch me,

429
00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:15,219
I swear to god I will
put you in the ground.

430
00:15:15,219 --> 00:15:16,536
That was before his

431
00:15:16,536 --> 00:15:18,202
Mother put out a
burn notice on him.

432
00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:20,196
Wha--?! Malory burned archer?

433
00:15:20,196 --> 00:15:21,794
Worldwide. Holy shit.

434
00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:23,875
Yeah, so he's gone. Already?!

435
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,325
Like literally gone?!

436
00:15:28,154 --> 00:15:29,307
Oh, my god.

437
00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,773
I liked her better mean. He's gone!

438
00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:36,521
I killed my baby boy,
and now my baby is gone!

439
00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,014
Oh, now.

440
00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:40,933
You can always... Always what?!

441
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:43,461
Well, I was gonna say you
can have another baby,

442
00:15:43,461 --> 00:15:46,419
But...You're all dried up in there.

443
00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:49,683
No, no, no.
Like, figuratively gone.

444
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:54,324
Unlike framboise, whose car
should be blowing up any minute.

445
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,936
Uh, excusez-moi, mademoelle.

446
00:15:58,936 --> 00:16:00,429
'allo! May I help you...

447
00:16:00,429 --> 00:16:02,823
Avec your box?

448
00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:04,317
So archer's still here?

449
00:16:04,317 --> 00:16:05,767
Yeah, he's in that corner office.

450
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,861
And once facilities cleans his

451
00:16:07,861 --> 00:16:10,129
Brains out of it,
it can be your office.

452
00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:11,210
Really? Yeah, I don't think

453
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,020
The regular cleaning
staff does brains.

454
00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,085
No, I mean, you shoot

455
00:16:14,085 --> 00:16:15,398
Him, and I get an office

456
00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:17,976
And the bank where

457
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,245
You'll drive your new company

458
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,326
Car to deposit your insane

459
00:16:21,326 --> 00:16:22,670
Paychecks, and maybe, if you

460
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:25,251
Stand on those tiptoes,
your huge apartment.

461
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,510
"Huge" As in...?

462
00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:27,593
As in you won't see

463
00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:30,425
Your live-in servants
unless you really want to.

464
00:16:30,425 --> 00:16:32,011
All right, let me
go shoot this prick.

465
00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:33,480
Wait. Let me do it.

466
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,746
Really? 'cause I would
kind of love to.

467
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:37,478
Not as much as I would.

468
00:16:37,478 --> 00:16:38,859
You guys kind of
have a history, huh?

469
00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:40,851
Yeah. You could say that.

470
00:16:40,851 --> 00:16:41,871
Knock yourself out.

471
00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:44,091
So, hey, these servants -
if I did see them,

472
00:16:44,091 --> 00:16:46,362
Would they curtsy meekly?

473
00:16:46,362 --> 00:16:48,370
Well, otherwise, I mean,
what's the point?

474
00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:53,079
Archer! Oh, come on.

475
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,305
Lana, why the hell are --

476
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,638
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lana, no!

477
00:16:57,955 --> 00:17:00,534
Barry, does this make
up for framboise?

478
00:17:00,534 --> 00:17:01,994
It does, other barry.

479
00:17:01,994 --> 00:17:03,326
It sure does.

480
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,197
Barry?

481
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,612
I guess go ahead and call
facilities or whatever.

482
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,847
Because there is lamp everywhere.Co

483
00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:11,935
God, lana!

484
00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:13,713
Get on with your life already!

485
00:17:13,713 --> 00:17:16,015
Argh! Telex! You got one in here?!

486
00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:17,639
Why, so you can smash that, too?

487
00:17:17,639 --> 00:17:18,461
No. 'cause I'm pretty

488
00:17:18,461 --> 00:17:20,191
Sure I'm financially responsible

489
00:17:20,191 --> 00:17:21,173
For the furnishings!

490
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,357
So I can send a telex

491
00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:23,825
From odin to make the burn

492
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,393
Notice from your mother look

493
00:17:25,393 --> 00:17:26,779
Like an odin black flag!

494
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,683
Mother burned me? lana: Apparently.

495
00:17:28,683 --> 00:17:30,591
Oh, my god, that's Classic her.

496
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,947
You're both classic her.

497
00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:33,043
Now shut up, get dressed, and

498
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:34,965
Grab the keys to that company car.

499
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:36,045
We've got about two minutes

500
00:17:36,045 --> 00:17:37,666
Before some odin dick sees this

501
00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:38,769
And seals the exits.

502
00:17:38,769 --> 00:17:40,811
Any way we can bump that to five?

503
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:42,399
I seriously need a shower.

504
00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:44,103
Archer! archer: Okay, god!

505
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:46,222
Climb down off that rag.

506
00:17:46,222 --> 00:17:47,317
Oh, my god.

507
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,283
Looks like jonestown in here.

508
00:17:49,283 --> 00:17:50,672
Yes, pam, get me some

509
00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:54,033
Poison, because I am
already dead inside.

510
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,123
Too dead inside to read good news?

511
00:17:56,123 --> 00:17:57,477
Is it my obituary?

512
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,843
Well, it's not that good.

513
00:17:58,899 --> 00:18:00,751
Give me that, you oaf!

514
00:18:00,751 --> 00:18:03,941
"All agencies, disregard isis

515
00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:07,731
Burn notice on agent archer, a.
K.A. Duchess --"

516
00:18:08,703 --> 00:18:11,585
An odin black flag operation!

517
00:18:11,585 --> 00:18:13,201
Pam, he's alive!

518
00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:15,052
My sterling is alive!

519
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,902
Aw, and look at happy
little mama bird!

520
00:18:17,902 --> 00:18:20,701
Well, the blowback on odin
for this will be huge,

521
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,851
And I saw it coming. Uh-huh.

522
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,715
I knew it.

523
00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:25,153
Just like I knew sterling would

524
00:18:25,153 --> 00:18:26,667
Come crying back to mommy,

525
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,501
Wiping his snotty nose on his

526
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:31,261
Sleeve like a scared
little boy on christmas.

527
00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:33,062
Uh-huh. malory: Eve.

528
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:35,569
It was only christmas eve. I know.

529
00:18:35,569 --> 00:18:38,197
Good to have you back.
malory: And? And?

530
00:18:38,197 --> 00:18:39,450
And do you just plan

531
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:43,617
To loom over me all day,
like some sort of...Henge?

532
00:18:43,617 --> 00:18:44,741
Okay.

533
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:47,134
You see? This is why.

534
00:18:47,134 --> 00:18:49,539
This is why we can't have nice

535
00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:52,728
Things, barry, you asshole!

536
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,951
How am I the bad guy in this?

537
00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:57,044
Because I wanted this, archer.

538
00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:58,132
I'm sick of you getting the best

539
00:18:58,132 --> 00:19:00,416
Assignments st because
your mother's the boss.

540
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:01,887
Do you know what that's like?!

541
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,915
Besides awesome? lana: Rrr!

542
00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:07,133
Hang on. I think my car's on p-2.

543
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,222
Well, I have to get cyril,
who's on...

544
00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:11,341
Framboise. framboise: 'allo!

545
00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:12,723
Hello? cyril: Hello.

546
00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:13,836
Oh, man.

547
00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:15,624
That's bad.

548
00:19:18,149 --> 00:19:19,941
Yes, now! Let's talk this out.

549
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,118
Talk what out?!

550
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,523
How you ruined my
chance to work for odin?

551
00:19:23,523 --> 00:19:24,942
Or -- ooh! -- Maybe how I just

552
00:19:24,942 --> 00:19:27,842
Caught my boyfriend balls
deep in some french chick!

553
00:19:27,842 --> 00:19:30,017
Ex-boyfriend, I bet.
lana: Ya think?!

554
00:19:30,017 --> 00:19:31,930
Yeah, he's not coming back.

555
00:19:34,455 --> 00:19:35,152
Archer.

556
00:19:35,152 --> 00:19:36,598
Sorry, I know this is tough.

557
00:19:36,598 --> 00:19:38,506
I mean cyril, whatever, but your

558
00:19:38,506 --> 00:19:40,871
Feelings for me are
obviously conflicted.

559
00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:41,940
You're right, archer.

560
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,423
I am conflicted. archer: Yeah.

561
00:19:43,423 --> 00:19:44,175
Because if I had shot

562
00:19:44,175 --> 00:19:45,654
You in the face, I'd be living

563
00:19:45,654 --> 00:19:48,468
Here, getting curtsied
at by servants!

564
00:19:48,468 --> 00:19:50,271
Yeah, but you couldn't do it.

565
00:19:50,707 --> 00:19:53,261
maybe -- maybe we
both belong at isis,

566
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:55,328
You know? Maybe
that's our real home.

567
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,292
That's what mother said
about boarding school.

568
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:59,081
I'm really sorry about cyril.

569
00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:00,109
Yeah, me too.

570
00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:01,394
Even if you broug it on yourself.

571
00:20:01,394 --> 00:20:02,869
Excuse me? archer: Oh, come on.

572
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,833
I don't recall ever seeing a

573
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,567
Welcome mat at your back door.

574
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,680
Archer. archer: But -- wait,
would that cheer you up?

575
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,931
Me and you, a little revenge anal?

576
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:11,470
Archer. archer: Yes?

577
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:12,523
You wearing a seat belt?

578
00:20:12,523 --> 00:20:13,761
Uh, no, wh--

579
00:20:13,761 --> 00:20:15,661
Lana-a-a-a!

580
00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:21,486
So, uh, is that a yes?

581
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:22,985
Or a maybe or...?

582
00:20:23,747 --> 00:20:24,607
What?

583
00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:26,953
Oh, okay.

584
00:20:26,953 --> 00:20:28,802
Then, I guess just pout.

585
00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:38,803
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