1
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Splendid. Yes, and we'll work out
all the details when... Hmm?

2
00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:14,347
Yes, it sounds amazing, it really does, but
we'll talk about it when you get here, hm?

3
00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,224
Mm-hm.

4
00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:17,892
Something on your mind, dear?

5
00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,103
Not anymore.
What in the...?

6
00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:24,273
A microchip? Russian markings?
What on earth is this?

7
00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,735
Well, Krieger thinks it's some
satellite-linked mind-control device.

8
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Mind control?
Why does he think that?

9
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Because he removed it from my brain.
What?

10
00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:35,284
I told Krieger about my headaches.
He gives me a CAT scan, then boom.

11
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Next thing I know, he shoots me
full of some kind of fish paralyzer.

12
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That crazy...
Yeah.

13
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Then it was drill, baby, drill.
Oh, my God.

14
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Yeah.
How do you feel?

15
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Little pissed off, actually.
That's understandable.

16
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It was obviously put in my
brain in the first place...

17
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...by your boyfriend,
Nikolai Jakov of the KGB.

18
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Sterling, first of all,
we're not even together anymore.

19
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Uh-huh. Yeah, I bet.
And second of all...

20
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...why would he put
a mind-control chip into your brain?

21
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Because he thinks he's my father.
And what, you think he wanted...

22
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...to mind-control you into loving him?
You tell me, Mother, that's your specialty.

23
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My... Get out.

24
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No. No.
Yes. Yes.

25
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Mother, you've been lying to me
my entire life.

26
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Just for once,
I want you to tell me the truth.

27
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Well, people in hell want ice water.
What?

28
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm right
in the middle of a fairly huge deal.

29
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Buying a lock factory?
For your information, I'm...

30
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No, never mind.
You'll find out soon enough as it is.

31
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That's classic you, Mother.

32
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Avoid the truth, bury the secrets, hide the...
Oh, for the...

33
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I'm selling ISIS.

34
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You what?
There.

35
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Happy?

36
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No.

37
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

38
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Mother, tell me this is a joke.

39
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The only joke is my bank statement.
What?

40
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Everything I had was in a hedge fund.

41
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But it turns out the whole thing was
nothing but a damn Ponzi scheme.

42
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I lost all my money,
I'm ruined.

43
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So you're selling ISIS?

44
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She what?
Oh, man.

45
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That's totally not irie.
Then why don't you go back to Jamaica?

46
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A, because I got deported, and B...
So she can actually sell ISIS?

47
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Doesn't the government own it?
I've never been clear on that.

48
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It's way too complicated to
explain, especially to you two.

49
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But short answer,
yes, she can sell ISIS.

50
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The question is, who would buy it?

51
00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,434
ODIN?
Or whom.

52
00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:09,063
Yes, ODIN.
Why would ODIN wanna buy...?

53
00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,190
Oh, my God,
is Len Trexler behind this?

54
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He made me a very attractive offer.
Yeah, I bet.

55
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That's because he wants to...
Bleh! That with you. Ugh!

56
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- But wait a minute, does he know you're...?
- Gorgeous.

57
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Hello, Leonard.

58
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Hello, beautiful. Hey, kiddo.

59
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Hey back and if you don't mind,
we're in the middle of something.

60
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Actually, Sterling, if you don't mind?
What?

61
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Len and I have a lot to talk about.
Like selling ISIS out from under us?

62
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That and the around-the-world
luxury cruise I'm taking with your mom.

63
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The what?
Hopefully...

64
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...in the honeymoon suite.
The what?

65
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And then the unemployment
office after ODIN lays us all off.

66
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Ugh! That totally stinks.
Eh. You were on borrowed time anyway.

67
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No, that.

68
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What are you eating?
Ackee and saltfish.

69
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Yeah, thanks, this is only mohair.
Irie.

70
00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:58,905
So you really think
ODIN's gonna get rid of everybody?

71
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No, no, not everybody.

72
00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,241
In fact, ODIN plans to promote...

73
00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:07,288
...a very select few ISIS personnel
to fill some of the impending vacancies.

74
00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,956
Vacancies like?

75
00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,958
Malory Archer's chair.
Really?

76
00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,837
Well, figuratively. I mean, I don't know
about the actual chair itself.

77
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It's a piece of furniture.
So I'd be, like, the what?

78
00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,051
How's Regional Director
for the Americas sound?

79
00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,345
The...?
Yeah. That's what we're talking about.

80
00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,847
Barry, that's my dream job.
Yours for the taking.

81
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If you are similarly mine...
What?

82
00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,184
...for the taking?

83
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"Taking" as in to get this job,
I'd have to have sex with you?

84
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Hey, hey, those are your words.

85
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So...
And also mine, yes.

86
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Oh, come on.
Okay, okay.

87
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Hey, hey!

88
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You idiots wanna hear
my plan or not?

89
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All right, so, suggestions.

90
00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,537
About what?
What are we talking about?

91
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Stopping my mother
from selling ISIS to ODIN.

92
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You said you had a plan.
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.

93
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- I could've done that.
- Thanks, Noam Chomsky.

94
00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,844
My ear balls.
Don't you people have work to do?

95
00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,304
Not for long, huh?

96
00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:09,809
Hey, gang, I can't wait to welcome each
and every one of you into the ODIN family.

97
00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:15,272
And speaking of, kiddo, I hope you're
gonna welcome me into your family.

98
00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,524
My fam...

99
00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:20,403
That's disgusting.
Who are you, my cat?

100
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You people better not
track that onto the carpet.

101
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It's filthy enough as it is.

102
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Come on, Len.
I'll follow you anywhere, my sweet.

103
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Holy shit snacks.

104
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Is Trexler buying ISIS just to
get your mother to marry him?

105
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No. Yes.

106
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Look, shut up and...
That is some high-priced MILF.

107
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Hey, shut up and think of a way
to make Trexler not want my mother.

108
00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,050
We could give her
a MILFectomy.

109
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If you say "MILF" one more time,
I will shoot you in your eyeballs.

110
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She does have a point, though.
Not the M-I-L-F part.

111
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But if we could make Trexler
fall out of love...

112
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How? Trust me, you can't
control a person's heart.

113
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You can with a little thing I like
to call a deep-cycle marine battery.

114
00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,611
Or LSD.

115
00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,114
Is that what
you've been giving me?

116
00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,616
Yes?
Well, that explained a lot.

117
00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,618
I thought they were breath strips.

118
00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:13,122
Anyway, whatever, emotions like love
don't actually come from the heart.

119
00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,623
They come from...
The brain.

120
00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,167
Yeah.

121
00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:18,794
Or LSD.

122
00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,219
Oh. Come on.

123
00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,933
Where is the trust?

124
00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:40,149
What could be so secret
she wired it up with 12 pounds of C4?

125
00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,486
Ugh. I don't think I even wanna know.

126
00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,615
What?
Heh. Nice.

127
00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,910
Here, take a look at this.
All right, which one of these wires...

128
00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,369
Blue and yellow.
The blue...

129
00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:56,624
Look at it for more than half a second.
I wired the damn thing, ass.

130
00:06:56,792 --> 00:07:00,002
Well, I didn't know that, ass.

131
00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,545
Okay.
Oh, my God.

132
00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,589
What?
I lied, I didn't wire it.

133
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,634
- What? You think that's funny?
- Ba-dum-dum-zing!

134
00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,345
What?
Not compared to that.

135
00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:10,971
What is that? No.
Oh, yeah.

136
00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,848
Yeah. Not a bumblebee, is it?
No.

137
00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,433
No, no, no. Ray, what do I do?

138
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,728
Well, if you don't shut it off...
She'll know somebody was in here.

139
00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,981
So you could wait for the batteries to die.
Okay, yeah, that's...

140
00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,859
Sounds like there's
about four big-ass D cells in there.

141
00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,820
Oh, my God.
Like a jackhammer.

142
00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,655
Yeah, it's pretty big.
Is it black?

143
00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,532
What? No.
Slightly darker black?

144
00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,159
No, it's not any kind of black.
Racist.

145
00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,703
Shut up, it's more of a...

146
00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,123
Aubergine, I guess you call that.
Oh.

147
00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,707
Still pretty hot.
Will you shut up?

148
00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,292
Take a picture.
Shut up.

149
00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,295
All right, I'm going in.
Man, I can't believe I'm doing this.

150
00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,714
Try to think about something else.

151
00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,717
Like how there's no sink in there.
So, what if there's no...

152
00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,511
Oh, my God.
Yeah.

153
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,472
There's no sink! Ahh!

154
00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,561
There's not enough liquor and therapy
in the world to undo that.

155
00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,564
- Oh, I touched my mother's dildo.
- You should've borrowed these.

156
00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,900
They're, like, super heavy duty. Gah!

157
00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:08,279
Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing, making robot birds?

158
00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:11,532
Lana, we're in crisis mode.
Mother's trying to sell us to ODIN.

159
00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,702
I know. So how about don't break
any more stuff in my new office?

160
00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,580
Your new... Oh, my God,
ODIN's making you the new boss?

161
00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:21,208
Yup. I mean, I kind of maybe
have to sleep with Barry, but...

162
00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,460
Lana, how can you do that?
Um, by getting drunk.

163
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,671
Same thing your mother's doing.
Hey.

164
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,883
I know it's killing you that
she's leaving you for another man.

165
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,051
Phrasing.
But you better not mess this up.

166
00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:34,597
Speaking of mess, your birdbot is leaking.
My what?

167
00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,765
Oh, shit.
Probably hydraulic fluid.

168
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,226
It's sweet-and-sour, dumbass.

169
00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,979
Yeah, who's the dumbass now, Lana?

170
00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,733
Or whom.
Oh, Barry, how's your shattered femur?

171
00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,276
How's your...

172
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,446
...creepily childlike feeling
of maternal abandonment?

173
00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:53,616
The sale isn't final yet, Barry.
No, but it will be.

174
00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,409
And we are here to make sure of it.

175
00:08:57,412 --> 00:09:01,790
So don't try to do anything stupid.
I don't have to try.

176
00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,085
Shit. Whatever, move.

177
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,922
Barry, is that how you get ants?

178
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,217
Yes, it is, Other Barry, yes, it is.

179
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,602
Okay, the satellite link is online,
so let's play God.

180
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,814
Freaky.
I'll tell you what's freaky...

181
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,276
...is guess what I named that bunny.
Rabbert Klein?

182
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,821
Wow, that's actually better.
Yeah, it's all yours.

183
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,449
Thank you.
So can you put it in a person's brain?

184
00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,955
He'd suffocate.
Not the rabbit, idiot, the chip.

185
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,999
Oh, yes, absolutely.
Without killing the person?

186
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:47,503
Oh, maybe.

187
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,839
Yeah, doesn't that feel good?

188
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:55,344
Feels better than this offer.
Len, I need at least 20 percent down.

189
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,763
Oh, come on, it's not like
you need the money.

190
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,849
You're already loaded.
What if I weren't?

191
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,227
Then you would know
I loved you for you.

192
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,980
You really do, don't you?
And always have.

193
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,232
Huh. What about those years you spent...

194
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,151
...shacked up with what's-her-face,
the crazy one?

195
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,530
Anastasia.
No, the tall brunette, "crazy" crazy.

196
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,699
Yeah, Anastasia. She killed herself.

197
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,701
Oh, right, sorry.

198
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,536
Eh.

199
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,205
Yeah, that's how you like it, huh?

200
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:27,376
Get it all down in your nooks and crannies.
Someone's gotten pretty oily...

201
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,587
So, hey, hate to interrupt
your conversation...

202
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:35,259
It wasn't a conversation, Lana.
I was just talking to my gun, not with it.

203
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,177
Um...
Pretty big difference.

204
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,014
Yeah, so are they in there
signing the sale contract or...?

205
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,765
As we speak.
Yes.

206
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,559
Because I've got tons of ideas...

207
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,812
...to run this place efficiently
once I'm ODIN's regional director.

208
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,524
I already jotted a bunch down and...
Hey, hey, that's great.

209
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:51,900
I really hope you bring...

210
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:56,572
...that same kind of enthusiasm and
self-starterishness to having sex with me.

211
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,407
Oh, so us hooking up is still...

212
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,701
A perquisite for the job, yeah.
Right.

213
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,369
Do I mean "prerequisite"?
Yeah.

214
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,914
Either way, Barry's pretty stoked.
Ick.

215
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,833
Okay, so that's Barry and Lana.

216
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,045
Pam, you're the amorphous Rasta blob.
Big ups.

217
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,923
All right, those are ODIN guys.
Ray, you're the little pink sailor and...

218
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,384
Wait, why do we have
so many damn dolls in here?

219
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,261
For sexual harassment complaints.

220
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,723
So people can nonverbally indicate
where stuff happened on their body.

221
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:26,935
Yeah, that takes, like, one doll.
Not if there's ever a gang rape.

222
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,939
Cyril, pill up, you're assisting
Krieger with the surgery.

223
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,733
What, why me?
You're good at math.

224
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,985
How is that supposed to help?
It can't hurt.

225
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,489
Ray, you lure Lana into the mainframe.
And Carol, you lure Barry...

226
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,283
I wanna lure Barry.
Wrong bait, Ray, he's straight.

227
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,534
How do you know? Hm?
How...?

228
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,037
Because he was engaged.
I was married.

229
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,624
For two years, yeah.
I mean, she was a lesbian, but still...

230
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:54,797
We met in a "Pray Away the Gay" bible
group. That was a pretty weird time for me.

231
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,633
Just get Lana in the mainframe.
I'll take care of Trexler.

232
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,219
And Pam, your job is to neutralize
the ODIN agents.

233
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:04,598
How the shit am I supposed to do that?
With Krieger's magic breath strips.

234
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:08,018
But don't touch them. Lysergic acid
is absorbed through the skin.

235
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,312
Even the tip of your finger... Oh.

236
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,440
Oh, for ****'s sake, Krieger.
You're about to do brain surgery.

237
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,110
Yeah, so sooner's gonna be
better than later.

238
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,196
Damn it, how much time do we have?
For me, usually about 20 minutes.

239
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,739
Usually?
Less if I take two.

240
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,199
Man, you have got a problem.

241
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,993
Oh, right, like you're one to talk.
Yeah, Pillbo Baggins.

242
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,497
These are from a doctor.
So? Krieger's a doctor.

243
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,208
Not the medical kind.
Not even the other kind.

244
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,626
Oh, boy.
Technically.

245
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,002
I gotta tell you guys...

246
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,673
...not feeling super confident
about this plan.

247
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,720
Racist.

248
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:51,603
So I guess you must be the infamous
Barry everyone's talking about.

249
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,981
Yeah. Go away.

250
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,609
Infamously few of words, I guess.

251
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,863
Go away.
So Lana said to give you this.

252
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:07,578
Pretty succinct.
Guess you guys have lots in common.

253
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,708
Like I bet your genitals are
the same distance from the ground.

254
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:16,170
Look alive, gang. I think Archer's
gonna try to torpedo this deal...

255
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:20,382
...so until the contract is signed,
don't let Archer anywhere near that office.

256
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,304
What are you...?
Don't do that, you asshole.

257
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,807
We're buying this place.
Carpet's shitty enough as it is.

258
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,060
I'll tell you what's shitty.
Somebody's breath around here.

259
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:37,274
Whoa, here, take three or four of them.
Probably won't kill you guys, either.

260
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,903
Because somebody smells like they
ate the ass end out of a northbound cow.

261
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,030
Well, what do you think?

262
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,449
I think I'm gonna miss you so much.

263
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:49,495
Aw, honey, you're not going anywhere,
not when I'm the regional director.

264
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,581
But are you sure you'll get the job?

265
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,084
Oh, honey, totally, yes. I mean,
I do have to sleep with Barry, but...

266
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,962
Right, he said he's in the mainframe
and it's now or never.

267
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,048
Really?
Yeah, used those exact words.

268
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,717
Ugh. It all feels so dirty.

269
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,471
Yeah, the carpet in there is gross.
No, trading sex for this job.

270
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,766
I mean, it is the chance of a lifetime, but...
Honey, look at me.

271
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:14,937
We all gotta do what we all gotta do.
You wouldn't hate me for it?

272
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:20,442
Oh, God, no. But just do reverse cowgirl
because that carpet is seriously heinous.

273
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,028
Wow, so guess that worked, huh?

274
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:27,157
Pamela, cool runnings, man.
God, would you give it a rest, um?

275
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,453
Damn, I had something for this.

276
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,498
Blob Marley.

277
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,459
All right, there's my signature.

278
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:41,380
And once you countersign...
We can set sail for romance.

279
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:46,635
Mazatlán, Maui, maybe even
a small wedding on the beach in Tahiti.

280
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,930
Yeah, about that, could I
borrow Len for a second?

281
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,183
Why?
To, um, give him my blessing...

282
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,977
...in asking for your hand in marriage.

283
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,479
Aw.
Well, that's just weird.

284
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,856
No, it's beautiful, it's...

285
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,860
Well, maybe not traditional,
but it's a damn classy move.

286
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,654
After you, kiddo.

287
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,033
- Barry?
- In here.

288
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:13,537
Just doing some
deep knee bends.

289
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,205
Nude.
Wanted to stay loose.

290
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:19,418
Yeah, so listen, about the job
and this, I don't think I can do it.

291
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,795
Then why did you send that note?
What note?

292
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,171
What the...?

293
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,507
No, no, no.
Hey, open this damn door!

294
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,135
Sorry, honey,
please don't hate me.

295
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,012
Just doing what I gotta do.

296
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,015
Huh. Sort of pictured
more of a lounge.

297
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,100
Yeah.
Morris chairs, that kind of stuff.

298
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,852
Yeah. So listen.
Some lamps.

299
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,313
About you and Mother...
We're in love, kiddo.

300
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,690
Well, maybe you're in love.
She's just in need.

301
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,150
Of what?
Of money.

302
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,194
She's broke, Trexler. She lost
everything in a Ponzi scheme.

303
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:50,282
So, what you're saying, she's...
Using you, you dumb idiot.

304
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,700
Oh.

305
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,329
Doesn't matter. I am crazy about her.
What?

306
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,999
And if I can be there for her when
she really needs me, then all the better.

307
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,002
I was afraid you'd say that.
Why? Ow!

308
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,047
Why are you doing that?
Hello.

309
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,716
What is that?
Fish paralyzer.

310
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,468
Okay.

311
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:14,056
Okay, he's out. How's Krieger doing?
Not great.

312
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,224
Yes, he is. Let's do this!

313
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,771
So are we gonna do this or...?
No, no, we're not.

314
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,398
For a list of reasons,
at the top of which is Archer.

315
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,234
You're not still into that guy?
No. But he's out there...

316
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,695
...somewhere and somehow,
dashing all my hopes.

317
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,322
Look, this sale's gonna happen.

318
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,033
So, what we should do
is spread our clothes around...

319
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,578
...so our naked bodies
do not touch this carpet.

320
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,039
Oh, for the...

321
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,709
Sweet-and-sour?
Might as well start an ant farm.

322
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,253
And what's taking those two so long?

323
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,130
Wow, so that
didn't take long, huh?

324
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,424
Uh, I don't know.
That was rhetorical.

325
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,176
Okay, Krieger?
Yes.

326
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,095
What are you doing?
What's next?

327
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:57,015
Okay, cue visual.
Roger, cueing visual.

328
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,605
Oh, there's my lovely lady love.

329
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,692
Okay, now...
Wow, that feels good.

330
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,528
Krieger.
Oh, commence the modified Ludovico.

331
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,571
Commencing the modified Ludovico.

332
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,867
Aah! Aah! No, no, no.

333
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,120
I don't like this. No, no, no.

334
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,913
Who is that? Who is that...

335
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,333
...horrible woman?
That's Malory Archer.

336
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:27,003
- You love her.
- No, no, no. Ick!

337
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,089
Krieger? Krieger?

338
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,926
- Commence satellite link.
- Commencing satellite link.

339
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,432
So you wouldn't wanna marry her?
No, no, please.

340
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,809
Please make it stop.

341
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,478
Okay.
What do I do, what do I do?

342
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,148
Just hit "tab." Idiot.
Oh.

343
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,985
Okay, it's over and you're sure
you don't wanna marry that woman?

344
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,946
Oh, God, no.
You know what I want?

345
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,573
Tell me.
Some of that lettuce.

346
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,658
Um, okay.
Or actually, can I have all of it?

347
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,202
And the bunny attached to it.
He is attached, right?

348
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:02,164
The bunny and lettuce?
Can we give Lenny the rabbit?

349
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,999
And the lettuce.

350
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,668
Sure thing, go to town.

351
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,755
Yeah, because you know,
they're brothers.

352
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,674
Is he always gonna be like
this now? Because I feel bad.

353
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,761
Sterling? Len?

354
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,014
Either and/or both?
Where the hell are you?

355
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,267
Len!
Yeah, do you know where he is?

356
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:27,189
Yes, I'm just screaming his name
down the hall to celebrate that fact.

357
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,317
Is that some kind of joke?
Is that?

358
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,069
- It's cold in here.
- Because she's here.

359
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,281
The big, bad lady is here
and she is cold.

360
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,450
- Len, what's going on?
- You're mean.

361
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,993
What?
And I don't like you.

362
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:44,039
And I don't want ISIS or you. And all
I want is this lettuce and his brother.

363
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,041
Rabbert Klein.
Rabbert Klein.

364
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,626
- So Barry, you ass.
- Yeah?

365
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:52,172
For the love of all that's green, take
me and Rabbert to the lettuce store.

366
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,009
Sterling Malory Archer.

367
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,888
Yes, Mother, I'm here for you.

368
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,558
You did the right thing, hon.
And all it cost me was my dream job.

369
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,228
And a broken hand,
which kills.

370
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,317
I'm good.
Racist.

371
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,740
Buy you a cup of coffee?
You know, since you're broke.

372
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:19,991
You meddling ass.
Me?

373
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,285
Sterling, I know
what you did to Trexler.

374
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,204
I didn't do anyth...
Yes, you did.

375
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:28,250
Because certain items in my desk...
Bah, bah-bah-bah. I can't hear you.

376
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,210
...were not where I put them.
Bah-bah-bah.

377
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,880
And we need never to speak
of that sickening invasion of privacy again.

378
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,216
Yeah, and the neverer
the better.

379
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,427
But since I can only assume
that Russian mind-control chip...

380
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,597
...is rattling around
in Len Trexler's bald head...

381
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,432
Not rattling, Krieger stapled it.

382
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,687
...I had to go to plan B
and lease out three floors in the building.

383
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,065
And also sell the cleaners.
You sold the cleaners?

384
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,775
- To who?
- Or whom.

385
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,361
What? Popeye?
Mm-hm.

386
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,655
And he paid up front, in cash.

387
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:02,450
Yeah, not surprising, considering
the fact he's a loan-sharking pimp.

388
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,912
Former loan-sharking pimp.
I'm going legitimate.

389
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,291
What do you know about dry cleaning?
I know you owe me 3 grand.

390
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,625
I told you when I...

391
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,920
And I also know I got five
of your hand-tailored suits in the back.

392
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,882
What, you're holding my suits hostage?
Collateral.

393
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,967
Now, get the **** out of my cleaners.

394
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,719
I think it's a good fit.
What?

395
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,762
See you tomorrow, Popeye.

396
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,180
Mm-hm.

397
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,808
What do I know about dry cleaning?

398
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,811
I know I'm switching
from perc to D5.

399
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,480
Going green up in here.

400
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,276
Oh.

400
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:43,684
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