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KRlEGER: So there's your
breast-cancer tumor, and the portacath...

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...through which you take
cyclophosphamate intravenously.

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[ARCHER SPEAKS lN PORTUGUESE]

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And you're taking
tetraphenol orally, right?

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[SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]

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[SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE]

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I don't know, Krieger,
maybe it's because l'm a badass...

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...but chemotherapy is a breeze.

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Yeah, that's my point.

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Two weeks of chemo with no hair loss,
and you're not experiencing any nausea?

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[SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]

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Which, I gotta tell you, huge fan.

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Oh, yeah?
Yeah, and I advocate its use.

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As a potential role model, l advocate it.

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To combat
chemotherapy-related nausea...

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...or for cannabidiol's clinically proven
ability to inhibit cancer cell growth?

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It does that?
Yep, and if you need more, let me know.

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I got a guy.

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Me too, Krieger.
He's called a pharmacist.

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Yeah, and is he the same pharmacist
who gave you all these chemo drugs?

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He damn sure didn't give it to me.

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You would not believe
how much cancer medicine costs.

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Those pills are like 80 bucks each...

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...and the lV stuff
is literally 2 grand a bag...

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...so why the hell are you poking a hole
in my bag, Krieger?

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Because I want to run a few tests.

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And so, if the reagent turns blue....

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ARCHER:
But what does that mean, is that good?

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No. It means this $80 pill
is 1 00 percent sucrose.

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What?
Sugar?

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I know what sucrose is, idiot.
But there's medicine in there too, right?

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Uh, no, not a trace.
What--?

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Wait, so l've been treating
my breast cancer with sugar pills?

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You didn't think it was weird
your chemo drugs were chewable?

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No, little kids get cancer.
Oh, they do.

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Well, what about the intravenous drug?
Right, yes, the cyclophosphamate.

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Hm.
"Mm" what, Krieger?

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"Mm" no, this isn't cyclophosphamate.

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Well, what the--? Krieger.

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What the hell is it?

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Well, this is just an educated guess,
but, um....

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Zima?
What--?

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LANA:
Oh, my God, are you serious?

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Counterfeit cancer drugs?
Yeah, basically candy corn and Zima.

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Jesus.
Probably why l've been in a great mood.

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But, Sterling, your tumor.

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All this time, it's been--
Growing, l guess.

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Oh, Sterling.

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Plus God knows how many cancer
patients have been taking that stuff.

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Huh, like Ruth.
MAN: Here you go, folks.

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A week's supply of breast-cancer
chemotherapy drugs...

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...and, uh, your medical marijuana.
Oh, you poor thing.

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Does someone you love
have breast cancer?

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Yeah. Me.

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Um, name's Archer.

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Ruth. And don't
you worry, dear.

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We can beat cancer
with this medicine.

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Even if l can barely pay for it.

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Don't you worry, Ruth.
I'm gonna make them pay for it.

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What are you--?
Sterling, no, you're not well.

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What are you going to do?

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Cry havoc,
and let slip the hogs of war.

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Dogs of war.

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Whatever farm animal of war, Lana.
Shut up.

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[PHARMAClST WHlMPERlNG]

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Oh, God.
I think he gets it.

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Just film the confessions, Lana,
don't editorialize.

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Do you get it?
Yes. Look, please.

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Because I swear to God, I will strip
back down and show you all over again.

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No, I get it. I get it.

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You have a lot of guns.
And a knife.

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Which l am going to push, very slowly,
into your urethra.

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Ew.

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If you don't answer my questions.
Number one.

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ARCHER:
Wow, what a pussy.

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I could barely even keep up,
he was spilling the beans so fast.

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Well, you threatened to shove a knife
up his dick hole. Which, again, ick.

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Well, excuse me, Lana. lt's a rampage.
Still, though.

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You really wanna take on the Irish mob?
No, I don't.

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They're the ones switching out life-saving
cancer drugs with candy and Zima.

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And why couldn't it be
the Brazilian mob?

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[SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]

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[GUNSHOTS AND MEN GRUNTlNG]

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Plus l can only assume a Brazilian mob
would be a jillion times sexier.

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ARCHER: Seriously, these potato heads
have to be the unsexiest mob of all time.

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You know who you're messing with, boyo?
You have any idea who our boss is?

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Nope, but a hundred people surveyed,
number one answer is on the board.

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Name the douchebag who's in charge.
Vincent Van Go **** yourself.

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Hm, Vincent Van Go **** myself.
Survey says....

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Ahh!
MlKEY: Oh, Christ.

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Good Jesus, Archer.
What, Lana?

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I said it was a rampage.
Still, though.

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Unh, unh. Oh, you son of a whore.
Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

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Hundred people surveyed,
number one answer's still on the board.

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Name the douchebag
who's in charge.

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Eh-ehh! Need an answer.

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Mm. Cock-flavored spit.

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Well, you never know
what's gonna be on the board.

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Let me see cock-flavored spit.

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[GUNSHOT AND TOMMY SCREAMlNG]

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Guys, that's two strikes.

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One more
and the innocent Honduran janitors...

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...get a chance to steal the bank.

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I'm just assuming you don't know
what goes on here.

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I hope that doesn't sound racist.

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Okay, kid.
He is a kid, Archer.

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Lana, you're in
the isolation booth.

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Looking for
the douchebag who's--

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PADDY: Mikey Hannity, you say one word
and l'll cut your yellow heart out--

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Uh-uh.

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Oh, Christ!
LANA: Ugh.

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Mikey, you gotta
listen to me.

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I have breast cancer.

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TOMMY:
Ha, ha. Breast cancer.

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So you'll forgive my impatience
because l and a lot of other people...

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...have been trying to fight cancer
with your boss's fake chemo drugs.

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Chemo?

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They told me it was cream
for male pattern baldness.

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Do I look like l need bald guy cream?
No--

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I can barely get a comb
through this.

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It's so thick my barber
charges me double. I love my hair.

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As l'm sure you love your kneecap.
Franny Delaney.

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He runs everything here in Brooklyn.
Numbers, protection, dope, prostitution.

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Victimless crimes, Mikey.
Tell me about the counterfeit chemo drugs.

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They make the pharmacist
buy the real stuff.

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Delaney sells it to...

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...l swear I don't know who,
but they switch it with fake stuff here.

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And those pricks do all the packing.
What?

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You guys are in on this?
And l was worried about sounding racist.

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Were you?
They don't know what goes on here.

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They can't read English.

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All those beaners care about
is taking American jobs.

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Hey, relax, Hannity.

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It wasn't all that long ago
that everybody hated the lrish...

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...for swarming over here in their
potato boats and taking all the jobs.

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Yeah, they-- Wait, what?

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And l'm pretty sure--
Guys, feel free to correct me.

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--that "beaner" is a pejorative term
for a Mexican.

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[ARCHER SPEAKlNG lN PORTUGUESE]

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Huh. Thought there'd be an overlap
with the Portuguese.

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Plus they're gagged.
Still, though.

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And third, is this the real stuff?
Yeah, this is all real.

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Why?
Because I'm way behind on my treatment.

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Wait, what
are you doing?

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I'm sorry, Lana,
did l mention l have cancer?

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I know, but now in mid-rampage?
You really think that's a good idea?

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Hmm. Let me see,
to take my prescribed chemotherapy...

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...for my said
aforementioned cancer?

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Yes, idiot. l do.

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[VOMlTING]

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Oh, l'm sorry l called you an idiot, Lana.
LANA: Ha, ha. Yeah?

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ARCHER:
Yeah, you were totally right.

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Unh. Not a smart
mid-rampage move.

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Ha. And you think that is?

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Yes, idiot. l do.

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Sorry. Again. I'm not myself.

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But you are kind of
being a bitch.

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LANA: Okay, so day two
of the chemo-fueled rampage...

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...and, wow, how you holding up?

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Not great.

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As you can see,
I've got wine coolers on my feet...

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...because my toenails
are popping off like pogs.

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Fair amount of gastric distress,
and, uh, scarf.

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Suck it up. l tracked Delaney
to an all-night poker game.

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Great, one second?

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[VOMlTING]

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Ew.
Unh.

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Ugh, I never thought I'd say this,
but I really miss the Zima.

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MALORY: l mean, was l there for every
single recital and lacrosse game? No.

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Is our adult relationship perfect? No.

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But l just can't even imagine life
without my precious Sterling.

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And have you ever told him that?
What, are you kidding? No.

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Wow, really? My mama told me
how much she loved me all the time.

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Exactly.
Look how you turned out.

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Uh, with high self-esteem?

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PAM:
What you doing, Krieger?

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Well, l feel bad
for Archer...

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...so l'm making him some
Portuguese flashcards.

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Portuguese?
But isn't--?

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I thought Krieger
was a German name.

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Über German.
It means "warrior."

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How come
you know Portuguese?

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Because I grew up in Braz--
Bristol County, Rhode Island.

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Lot of Portuguese in Rhode lsland.
Where you're from.

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Born and raised.
Uh-huh. What's the state capital?

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Of?
CYRlL: Rhode lsland.

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Dallas?
Aha.

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"Aha" what?
It's Austin, duh.

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It's Providence.

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But l bet he knows
the capital of Brazil, don't you?

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I don't have to answer that.
Who do you--?

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[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

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[SPEAKS IN GERMAN]

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Oh, my God.
What the heck was that all about?

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Duh.

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I actually have no idea.
No shit.

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Yeah, l don't know
why l do that.

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LANA:
Because I don't want it in my car.

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What do you want me to do, Lana,
throw it out the window?

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Obviously.
Oh.

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WOMAN: Aah!
Ha-ha-ha. Oh.

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I'm gonna be sick again.
Not in here, you're not.

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Then pull over, Lana.
No, we're late.

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You might've missed your shot at Delaney.
Well, then now this is happening.

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Wh--? Ugh.

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Lana, did you see my scarf?
Yes, Archer, l saw your scarf.

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All my hair fell out.
I'm sorry.

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Me too. lt was my fifth best feature.

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Oh, l think it's your sweetness.

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Heh, heh. Nobody's ever
called me sweet before.

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Well, you're sweet enough to come
see a sick old lady in the hospital.

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What? l didn't come by to see you,
I'm trying to bang a candy striper.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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But, uh, it's not good, huh?
No, dear.

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Afraid it's just not responding
to those chemo drugs.

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Hey, you two
can't smoke in here.

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Oh, unwad your panties.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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Yeah.
LANA: Archer.

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Ha, ha. What?
Archer.

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We're here.

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ARCHER: Oh. Right.
You good?

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[BREATHES DEEPLY]

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[PANTlNG]

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Rampage!

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[GROANS]

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ARCHER:
Little help?

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KRlEGER:
Leave me alone. I am not a Nazi.

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Yeah, well, what about your father?
No, he was a scientist.

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Pretty sure the Nazis had scientists.
No, they didn't.

232
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,120
That's why we-- Ahem.

233
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,414
They lost the war.
Lack of science.

234
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:10,002
Well, we'll just see what Ms. Archer
has to say about this Nazi beeswax.

235
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,254
KRlEGER:
Fine.

236
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,591
Or, you know, not fine.

237
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,344
Because between the cancer
and the chemo...

238
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,304
...and the just shit-tons of weed--

239
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:23,766
Oh, actually, yeah, good idea.
Let's hang back a sec and burn one down.

240
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:27,937
No. And l know it's not my business,
but I think you might have a problem.

241
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,940
Yeah, Lana, it's called cancer.
And also drug abuse.

242
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,609
Thanks, Woodsy.
The Drug Owl.

243
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,611
Now shut up
and kick in the door for me.

244
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,321
And do it badass
like l would...

245
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,198
...if I still had toenails.

246
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,368
Shite, Joey, you call this a hand?
More like a foot.

247
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,288
A great big--
Franny Delaney.

248
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,874
Stand your ass up.

249
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,750
Oh, you just missed him.

250
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:53,254
Shame, too, because he just loves
the E Street Band.

251
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,756
[ALL LAUGHING]

252
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,342
Did he just crack on my scarf?
I think he did.

253
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,388
Ow! What the shit, Archer?
ARCHER: Oh. Uh-oh.

254
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:03,848
You idiot asshole.
Sorry.

255
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,893
Now we're even, Lana,
from the time you did that to me.

256
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,228
I am sorry, though. l know that hurts.
Argh!

257
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:13,316
Speaking of hurt, boy,
you're stepping into a great big world of it.

258
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,444
So l suggest you take your bull dyke--
Lana!

259
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:20,364
Lana! Aah!
What?

260
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,784
First of all, you don't have to yell, Lana.
I don't have ear cancer.

261
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:28,164
And second, until I find out where
Delaney is, please stop shooting people.

262
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,457
Go ahead and shoot me.

263
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,126
Because ain't nothing in the world
can make me talk.

264
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,170
Well, heh,
you say that.

265
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,713
[WHlTEY GROANlNG]

266
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,089
What are you doing back there?

267
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,176
ARCHER: Don't worry about what l'm doing,
concentrate on what you're doing.

268
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,469
What am I doing?

269
00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:44,180
Well, for starters,
you can apologize to my friend...

270
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,806
...for your homophobic remarks.

271
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,517
I'm sorry, darling.
I had no idea you were a gay.

272
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,020
What?
She's not gay, she just has big hands.

273
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,855
LANA: What?
Nothing. Shut up.

274
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,982
I'm gonna assume
you know the difference...

275
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,818
...between an M26
and a Mark 2 fragmentation grenade.

276
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,028
What?
LANA: What?

277
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,030
Oh, sorry, do you not?
Heh, heh, okay.

278
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,241
All right, the Mark 2
has kind of nubbly ridges.

279
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:07,203
Do you feel those?
Different circumstances, might feel good.

280
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:12,208
Wait, son. Now, just wait a second.
Another key difference is the pin.

281
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,459
Oh, Jesus.

282
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,878
See? The striking lever's
the same, though.

283
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,255
It's spring-loaded.
Which reminds me...

284
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,133
...did you know that men can also
benefit from doing Kegel exercises?

285
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,343
[WHlMPERlNG]

286
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,594
Case in point, huh?

287
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,889
Now, where's
your cancer-patient-killing boss?

288
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,099
ARCHER:
I got it, let's go.

289
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,393
You're gonna leave him
with a grenade up his ass?

290
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,228
Yes, Lana, I'm on a rampage.

291
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:35,773
And also kidding, it's a smoke grenade.
WHlTEY: Oh, thank--

292
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,235
[HlGH-PITCHED BUZZING]

293
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,736
Asshole.
What?

294
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,739
What?

295
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,033
What, Lana?

296
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,247
ARCHER:
What?

297
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,374
I thought it was
a smoke grenade.

298
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,836
They look exactly nothing alike.

299
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,671
What?

300
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,840
[TlRES SCREECH]

301
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,925
ARCHER:
What are you doing? Delaney's not here.

302
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,052
LANA:
No, but my ENT doctor is.

303
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,346
Do you like him?
Because I sure do.

304
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,683
Good bedside manner,
knows all the parts of the ear.

305
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,019
What was his name again?
NURSE: Mr. Archer?

306
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,104
I guess you heard about Ruth.
What?

307
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,647
About Ruth.
I guess you heard.

308
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:17,940
What?
Ruth.

309
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,401
Your friend is dead.
What?

310
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:24,780
Regis. l wake up early every morning
and watch Regis.

311
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:28,242
And that smile of his,
it gets me through the day.

312
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,619
You know what,
I'm gonna start doing that, Ruth.

313
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,038
Oh, you must.

314
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:36,417
Regis is the best.
No, Ruth, you're the best.

315
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,002
LANA: Archer.
Hm?

316
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,130
LANA: Archer.
What? Oh.

317
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,716
ARCHER:
Heh. Oh, man, what have l been doing?

318
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,843
Chain-smoking joints
the size of tampons.

319
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,470
Ew.
Figure of speech.

320
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:48,721
Still, though. Ew.

321
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,806
You're not rampaging?
I thought you were rampaging.

322
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,933
Right, yes, here we go. All right.

323
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,019
I got this. Franny Delaney.

324
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:56,270
Let's take a walk.

325
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,315
A walk?
Is that some sort ofjoke?

326
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,984
A roll, then. Whatever.

327
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,487
Are you not listening to me?
Well, obviously not.

328
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,990
My God, how is there not
one picture of us together?

329
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,993
Krieger's father was a Nazi scientist.

330
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:14,288
And JFK's father was a bootlegger.

331
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,833
What? That's like comparing apples
to Nazi oranges.

332
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,085
Oranges, exactly.

333
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,629
Do you like powdered orange
breakfast drink?

334
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:22,838
No, not really.

335
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:27,259
How about microwave ovens,
Neil Armstrong, hook-and-loop fasteners?

336
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,511
Okay, you lost me.

337
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,554
None of those
would have been possible...

338
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,849
...without the Nazi scientists
we brought back after World War ll.

339
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,561
The Nazis invented Neil Armstrong?
Rockets.

340
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,522
Which put him
on the moon.

341
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:43,818
After the war ended, we were snatching up
Kraut scientists like hotcakes.

342
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,862
You don't believe me? Walk into NASA
sometime and yell, "Heil Hitler."

343
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,031
Whoop. They all jump straight up.

344
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:53,202
But, Cyril, l know all about
Dr. Krieger's origins.

345
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,996
And l also know
that nobody likes a tattletale.

346
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,289
Yeah, Cyril.

347
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,210
And if it's one thing l've learned
in all my years as a spy master...

348
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,213
...it's that you keep your friends close.

349
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,548
Yeah, Cyril.

350
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:09,385
And possible genetic clones
of Adolf Hitler closer.

351
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:10,594
Yeah, Cy-- Wait, what?

352
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,555
Yeah, what?
MALORY: Hm?

353
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,558
Oh, my God, it was you.

354
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:19,562
My 1 5th birthday,
you were at the compound.

355
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,730
[DOGS BARKlNG AND MAN SCREAMS]

356
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,358
When they finish,
bring me the boy.

357
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,235
[MAN SCREAMING]

358
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,905
The day my pet Dobermans
accidentally ate my father.

359
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,365
Oh, Krieger.

360
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,200
MALORY [OVER INTERCOM]:
Nothing's an accident.

361
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,910
Holy shit snacks.

362
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,122
Krieger's one of the boys from Brazil.
Duh!

363
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,375
Oh, my God, seriously, I'm sorry.
I think I need help or something.

364
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,710
No shit.

365
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,587
One more crack
about monster hands...

366
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,423
...l promise you,
I will shoot your fat lrish faces off--

367
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,634
I'm sorry, was that racist?
I'm not mad at you, l'm mad at Archer.

368
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,220
I've got two perforated eardrums
and l guess l've just been...

369
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,430
[GASPS]

370
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,098
...getting hotboxed all day in my car.

371
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,268
Shit. Which l'm trying to sell,
but fat chance now.

372
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,938
I bet it smells like weed and rampage.

373
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,482
Damn it,
that is classic him.

374
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,110
Ooh, do you guys have any snacks?
ARCHER: Here.

375
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,695
This is good, right here.

376
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,364
For what, boyo?
We having a picnic?

377
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,450
Oh, my God, do you have snacks?
No.

378
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:17,244
What l have is a plane to catch.

379
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,623
Yeah? To where? Some bigger mansion
somewhere else you bought...

380
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,958
...with the profits
from your fake chemo drugs?

381
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,168
Pretty much, yeah.

382
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,462
So if you're gonna shoot me--

383
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,632
Oh, don't worry, I'm gonna shoot you.
Ha, ha. No, you're not.

384
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,217
You're an ISIS agent.

385
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,469
You got a sense of honor,
fair play.

386
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,970
Ha-ha-ha.
What?

387
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:39,141
You obviously haven't seen my movie,
uh, Terms of Enrampagement.

388
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,852
Hang on, that was lame.
You killed my men, sure.

389
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,062
But they were armed.

390
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,564
I'm just a sick old man in a wheelchair.

391
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,650
You can't do it, boy. l know you.

392
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,068
You don't know me.
Ha-ha-ha.

393
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,111
I know you better than your mother.

394
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,156
Who I had for three days at Duc Quay.

395
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,992
Can you, uh, go ahead
and repeat that?

396
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,329
I said, I had your mother
for three days at Duc Quay.

397
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:04,333
And was that, hopefully,
some sort of Vietcong prison camp?

398
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:08,087
Singles resort. Phuket, Thailand.
Whole place ran on beads.

399
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,588
But let me tell you, boyo...

400
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,842
...that mother of yours
found a whole new way to use them.

401
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,011
To use the beads?

402
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,680
Oh, yeah. Boop.

403
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,933
Ugh....
And then zing.

404
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,351
Like an SSP racer.

405
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,978
[VOMlTS]

406
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,230
Good times.

407
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,690
Goodbye, Archer.

408
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,360
Tell your mother
to give me a call sometime.

409
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,908
Delaney?
Yes?

410
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,369
Did you see Regis this morning?

411
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:55,551
Yeah. Why?

412
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:03,976
MALORY:
Oh, for the love of--

413
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,061
ARCHER:
Shut up. Shut up, here it comes.

414
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,771
Oh, booyakasha!

415
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:12,359
Right in the face. I swear to God,
I could watch this, like, a million times.

416
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,821
I'd swear to God we already have.
Well, that's too bad, Mother.

417
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,197
Booyakasha, booyakasha.

418
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,491
Hey, just because
he was your boyfriend--

419
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,743
What boyfriend?

420
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,579
It was two weeks in Phuket,
anything goes over there.

421
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,165
Zing! Ahem.

422
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,583
Wildly inappropriate.

423
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,210
Seriously, Pam.
Okay, Clone Wars.

424
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,421
Zing.
And, Mother, we had a deal.

425
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,965
I supply the mimosas
and bagels and lox...

426
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,844
...and you people shut up and ingest them
and watch Terms of Enrampagement.

427
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,054
[GROANS]

428
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,389
Which, obviously, a working title.
We have watched it.

429
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,351
Yeah, every Friday
for the past three months.

430
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,186
I'm not complaining.
See?

431
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,189
Twelve straight weeks
and Pam's still on Team Live Badass.

432
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,275
Yeah, and Team Live Badass?
That's the best you could come up with?

433
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:57,446
Well, Lana, since you already had dibs
on Team l Have an Oversized Vagina--

434
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,864
Hey, shut up.
ARCHER: You shut up.

435
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:02,284
And everybody else shut up
and watch Terms of Enrampagement.

436
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,452
[ALL GROAN AND MUTTER]

437
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,455
CHERYL: Hey, come on.
Why don't you call it Magnum, P.U. ?

438
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,791
It's a working title. ldiots.

439
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,751
Liked him better when he had cancer.

440
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:14,088
First of all, what the shit, Mother?
And second of all, too bad...

441
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:17,299
...because the doctor says
my cancer is in remission.

442
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,259
Seriously, what is cancer?

443
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,304
So l'll probably never get
any sort of cancer again, ever.

444
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,807
So shut up and watch my movie.

445
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:28,435
For which I really need a better title.
Oh. How about Citizen Dickbag?

446
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:30,938
Snark Victory?

447
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:33,982
Wait. l got it.

448
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,402
Casablumpkin.

449
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,522
[English - US - PSDH]

450
00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:20,559
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