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GILLETTE: Not once, not ever, has he
volunteered for a dangerous mission.

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And now, all of a sudden, he's like,
"Let me go"?

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On a night jump in the freezing-ass cold
to kill a Finnish double agent? Please.

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So l'm like, "Yeah, let Archer go."

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But she's like:

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[MIMlCS MALORY]
"Ray, it's your mission, and that's final."

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
But why?

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Because, just between us gals
and the C-1 30...

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...l think she used to screw, ick,
Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB.

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I know, right?

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I think Archer wanted this mission
so he could cross into Russia...

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...because he thinks Jakov
might be his father.

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Y'all know me, l'm no gossip, but that
is some scandalous-ass shit right there.

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What? Dukes. Unh!

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ARCHER:
Ray?

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Hey, if it's any consolation,
you were right. Oh.

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And, uh, by the way,
try not to be unconscious too long.

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It's super bad for you.

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Hey, thanks, guys. Just tell my mother
I pulled a gun on you, all right?

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This is to share. Look at me. To share.

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You nut.

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Okay, l got my fake documents, plenty of
cash, so the crossing should be a breeze.

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Drive to Saint Pete, grab a latte,
then 400 miles to Moscow...

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...putting me there right about the time
Nikolai Jakov, head of the KGB...

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...comes home for his borscht,
only to find an unexpected dinner guest.

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Who may be his son.
And for dessert, we will have the truth.

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You hear that, Mother?

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After a lifetime of your secrets and lies,
we will finally have the truth!

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Oh, and also, hopefully,
shitloads of vodka. Woo-hoo!

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Parachute!

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PlLOT [OVER RADlO]:
Chief, why's the door still--?

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Wait, don't tell me he just now jumped.
Yep.

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Like, just, just now?
Yep.

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You know he missed the drop zone
by like eight miles?

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Yep.
Jesus. He give you the money?

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Nope.

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[PILOT SIGHS]

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What an asshole.
Yep.

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Huh.

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Okay. Ahem.

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Uh, hey.

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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I was, uh, asking if this was
the, uh, Finnish skydiving club.

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Which, judging by your response,
I, uh, assume it's not, so, uh....

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Hey, so, guys, listen--

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[YELPS THEN GRUNTS]

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[GROANS]

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What an asshole.

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MALORY:
He did what?

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Well, for starters, this.

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MALORY: Good God.
Yeah.

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That's a broken zygomatic bone.
Plus, l was unconscious for an hour.

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Ooh, really?
Which is super bad for you.

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Super bad. Have you seen a neurologist?

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Have a CAT scan tomorrow.
Unless it's in Russia, you better cancel it.

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Well, it's obviously not, and what?

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The mission you failed
was on the border.

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And l think Sterling might be trying
to cross into Russia.

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Why would he--? Oh, is this about
Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB?

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I-- Who?

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GILLETTE: "Who?" Nice.
Right?

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The man you've been having
a 40-year affair with?

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What are you talking about?

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[SINGS]
Sex, baby, let's talk--

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Zip it, LaMotta. And even if
I did know what you're talking about...

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...how do you know
what you're talking ab--?

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Pam!
PAM: l'm not eavesdropping.

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Get your bloated carcass in here.

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What's up?
You disgusting little sneak.

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Have you been going through my desk?

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Okay, A, nobody cares about
your big knobbly vibrating eggplant.

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MALORY: Huh?
B, sometimes I work late...

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...and C, there's this new thing the kids
are doing called shutting the damn door.

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[RAPPING] Forty ounce in my lap
And it's freezing my junk

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MALORY:
Shut up. Shut up.

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Then l put whipped cream
all over everything.

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Oh.
And then you know where this goes.

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Oh, shit, really?
Yo, ew!

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Talking about the whipped-cream
incident?

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Does everyone know about it?
Not everyone.

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Just us, Krieger.
Really just, you know, the core group.

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Pam, l should have you flensed.

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And what in God's name
do you people want?

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More rubber cement.
And SIGlNT said to give this to you.

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Uh, radio chatter about an American agent
the KGB caught parachuting into Russia?

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Oh, guess who that is.
Really?

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Yeah. Hey, where's Archer?

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Probably hanging by his Achilles tendons
in some KGB hellhole.

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"Caught at border, taken to Vyborg"?

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Ray, get your purse and take some Midol.
You're going back for him.

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Mm, according to these notes
from my doctor, a radiologist...

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...and my new neurologist,
I am doing no such thing.

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You little-- Okay, then.

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Lana.
Yes?

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Start at the KGB field office in Vyborg.

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If he's not being held there,
go to St. Petersburg...

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...and if he's not there,
you go straight to Moscow.

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Undercover?
Wha--? Of course undercover.

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As what? Russia's only black woman?

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Damn it.

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I can't have this getting blabbed
all over the agency, but....

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Oh, God,
someone has to go rescue my son...

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...before he talks to Nikolai Jakov.

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Well, that someone
needs to be fluent in Russian...

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...and a couple of contacts in the KGB
wouldn't hurt.

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Mm, could, um, this person be
from outside the agency?

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BARRY:
No, no, no.

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Oh, l know you two have had
your differences in the past.

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Uh, differences? Uh, ha, ha.

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You remember
that he shattered my femur, right?

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Which is why l'm in New York, by the way.
I need all new pins put in it.

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And l'm sure that must be--
Oh, and he sodomized my fiancée.

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You're still together?

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Oh, l'm sorry, ex-fiancée.
That's what l meant to say.

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Well, then it wasn't meant to be.
Ha-ha-ha.

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I-- l don't even know how to respond.

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What is meant to be is your going
to Russia to bring back my son...

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...before he does any damage.
Or more damage.

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One million dollars.
Well, you can divide that by four.

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Come on. This is your son's life.
And my money.

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Fifty now,
200 when you bring him back.

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Alive.

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Uh....

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I'll do it on one condition.

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Nope.

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Lana, please.
I'm not having sex with Barry.

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You did once.
By accident. Mostly.

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And you were about to when you thought
it would get you my job.

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That was for work. And this is just for....

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Uh, Archer.
His life may very well depend on it.

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Oh. But he's such a douche bag.
I know, dear. But he's also my son.

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Not Archer.

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Well, also very much Archer.
But l'm talking about Barry.

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Who is, in fact, sitting right here.

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So you wanna do it on the desk or...?

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Hallway?
Where you wanna knock this out?

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Ugh, wherever.
After you bring back Archer.

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No, no. Before.

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We're doing it before.
After. Non-negotiable, Barry.

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Then can I bring you back anything
from Moscow?

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Maybe some nesting dolls of my penis.
Ick.

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Sterling's already in Moscow?

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According to ODlN's guy in the KGB,
which, as a real agency, we have.

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We've got guys in the KGB too, smarty.

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Yeah, so I hear.

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Damn that-- Pam!
PAM: l'm still not eavesdropping.

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Well, don't just stand here.

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Sterling's probably being tortured
as we speak.

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Don't worry, he's a high-value asset.

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I'm sure they're treating him just fine.

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ARCHER:
Ahem. So, uh, yeah.

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Kind of wishing l'd taken my training
more seriously now.

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Which is, uh, pretty rare for me. Hi.

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[ELECTRlClTY CRACKLlNG]

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[ARCHER SCREAMING]

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I swear, l'm just a Finnish
skydiving enthusiast who--

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Shit, why am I speaking English?
With an American accent.

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[IN RUSSlAN ACCENT]
Maybe because you're Sterling Archer.

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Who? No, no.

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You know what l bet happened
is all the shocks damaged my frontal lobe.

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The brain's language center?

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[LAUGHS]

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I think not.

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Okay, we wait some test on you.
So now l take coffee break.

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Uh, none for me. Have a nice break.

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Ten minutes. l drop kids off at pool.

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[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]

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Psst. Hey, comrade.

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Hey, stupid.
Barry?

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Oh, my God, Barry, l-- Holy shit. Barry?

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You're in the KGB?
I-- No.

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No, dickbrain.
Your mother's paying me to rescue you.

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Oh. How much?
Quarter mil.

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Eh.
Plus, smell that.

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What am I smelling, Barry?
Nothing yet.

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But you wait.

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Um, okay. Uh, until then, do you have
some sort of escape plan or--?

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I thought I'd shoot you in the face,
smuggle you out in a coffin.

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[LAUGHS]

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Uh, how about something
a little less sarcastic?

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Uh, or less stupid?

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Lesson one--
Don't "lesson one" me.

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Always hide in plain sight.
Unless you've got a better idea.

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Uh, I might, maybe.
I mean, it depends on him.

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BARRY:
Nikolai Jakov, head of the KGB?

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Yeah. He might be my father.
Wh--? Ha, ha.

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That's why you're in Russia?

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Yes, and if you tell anyone,
I'll murder you.

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Now shut up while l go confront
my putative father.

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JAKOV:
You backstabbing, two-timing harlot.

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While he's in such a good mood.

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I know you have been sleeping
with that mudak, Len Trexler.

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Oh, like you're Mr. Monogamous.

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Wha-- For 40 years, kroshka,
you are my only woman.

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Well, l didn't know that.

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[JAKOV SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN]

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Do you know your son is here
in the cells of the dreaded Lubyanka?

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Yes, that's why l'm--
And that l am now awaiting results...

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...of DNA test to establishing paternity?
I thought they just wanted my hair...

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...so their scientists could unlock the secret
of its luxuriant fullness.

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Touch it, Barry.
Uh, no.

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[WHlSPERS] Go ahead.
It's not that thick back here.

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If he is not my biologic son,
I will put, personally, a bullet in his brain.

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Nikolai, please, l--

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So, what do you think are his odds?

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Well, I guess maybe 1 -in-3.

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00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:04,061
Yeah, no, l do not like those odds.

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00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,482
So, what was your plan again?
I think I remember thinking it was good.

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MALORY:
Wait, l-- Nikolai?

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Oh, my God, he's going to kill him.

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Wow, so this is pretty serious, huh?
Well, Archer's being tortured...

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00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:18,034
...with 2-to-1 odds
he ends up brutally murdered, so yes...

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...l'd say it's pretty serious.

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Oh.

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00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,079
What?
Nothing.

217
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,290
Were you talking about
we're out of rubber cement?

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Yes.

219
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What is wrong with you?
Bitch, l got ants all over me.

220
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:33,007
Who cares about your glue withdrawal?
Jeez, what if Mr. Archer gets killed?

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Yeah, right. My luck's not that good.
Aah. Ew.

222
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,221
Did I say "good"? I meant "fantastic."

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Roll it down.
We're hiding in plain sight.

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Roll it down.
For all of--

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What did we get, Barry, like six blocks?
Roll the goddamn window down.

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Afternoon, comrades.

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Papers?
Uh....

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[SOLDIERS GRUNTING]

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What the shit, Barry?
What? We don't have any peppers.

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Or earplugs, you idiot.

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00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,827
You know how bad that is for eardrums?
What?

232
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,913
I said, do you know--?
I'm kidding. Drive the damn car.

233
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,540
Unh. Idiot.

234
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:06,999
[TlRES THUDDlNG]

235
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,251
[AIR HISSlNG]

236
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,919
I'm sorry. What was that?

237
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:14,215
ARCHER:
I said, um, how's, uh, your ex-fiancée?

238
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,676
Oh!
"How is she?" I don't know, you tell me.

239
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,720
Well, gee, Barry, what's French
for "deliciously depraved"?

240
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,056
Ask your mom!
What's that supposed to mean?

241
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,891
Was that not self-explanatory?

242
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:27,520
It means, best-case scenario,
you have no idea who your father is.

243
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,856
Worst case, he's head of the KGB.
Yeah?

244
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,233
Well, at least l have a father, Barry.

245
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:36,696
Does--? Are you implying my mother
gave virgin birth, or what are you--?

246
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,990
No, Barry. I was implying that--

247
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,951
Actually, I don't know what I was implying.
I just said it.

248
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,703
But l think we may have a problem.

249
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,206
Aw, you think?
Yes, Barry, that's why I said it.

250
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,125
Kill them.

251
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,585
Barry, wait, slow down.

252
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,087
Why?
So l can go past you.

253
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:58,634
Has anyone ever told you
you are profoundly self-centered?

254
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,094
ARCHER:
Yes.

255
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,264
No. Nikolai, please, do something.

256
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:06,934
Kroshka, he kill two military police.

257
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,937
So even if he was my biologic son--

258
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:13,441
lf? But were the DNA results--?
Inconclusive.

259
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,902
Sample was contaminated.

260
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:20,990
Huh. Who do Archer think he is?
Only guy who want father?

261
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:25,119
Under very suspicious circumstances.

262
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,954
[HUMMlNG]

263
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,831
Out! Get out!

264
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,000
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]

265
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,461
I'm sorry, Malory.

266
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:36,672
Even if he is my son, it is too late.

267
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,467
I cannot help him.

268
00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:43,054
ARCHER: Uh, you could help, you know.
Yeah. So, now, uh, what are we doing?

269
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,555
Running for our lives, Barry.

270
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:49,101
I thought that was fairly obvious.
Yeah, yeah, but up that high thing?

271
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,311
[TlRES SCREECH]

272
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,687
ARCHER:
Unless you wanna stay here.

273
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,774
Wow, uh, a lot of fears
kind of coinciding here.

274
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,860
Aah! Who taught you women
how to shoot?

275
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,863
It's just l'm not super big on heights.

276
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,866
Here we go.
Ever since you threw me off a balcony.

277
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,078
First of all, l didn't throw you off anything.
I dropped you.

278
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,038
Oh, yeah. After l begged you not to.

279
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:12,249
After l begged you not to rip my suit.
I was clinging for life.

280
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:16,295
Yeah, to the silk-lined sleeve
of a bespoke Savile Row suit jacket.

281
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,881
You know what--?
Oh, and a bespoke Turnbull & Asser shirt.

282
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,842
Which you also ruined.
You ruined my life.

283
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,719
Oh, that is bullshit.
Really?

284
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:27,515
How would you phrase the fact that you
crippled me physically and emotionally?

285
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,768
Not that, crybaby.
This. The door's locked...

286
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:34,230
...and, um,
that way's not looking too good.

287
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,065
Wait, wait, wait, Barry. There.

288
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,566
We'll jump it.
Uh, no, we won't.

289
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,236
You got a better idea?
Hang on, hang on.

290
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:42,780
No. No, it's gone.

291
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:48,744
BOTH:
Oh, shit!

292
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,246
[BOTH GRUNT]

293
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,373
ARCHER: Ow.
BARRY: Now, see?

294
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,002
This is why I did not wanna do this.
Oh.

295
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,007
[SOLDIERS MUTTERING]

296
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:06,220
So, Barry, looks like the whole find-out-
who-my-father-is thing isn't happening...

297
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,014
...so now I wanna get out of here.

298
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,726
So l'm thinking
that we probably should split up.

299
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,770
No, no, no, please.
Archer, your boots are slipping, man.

300
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,440
There's 200 pounds of asshole
hanging off them.

301
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,735
One eighty-three, fat boy.
Whatever. Tell that to my silk socks.

302
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,904
Why are you wearing silk socks?
Is that a joke?

303
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,364
Archer, let me climb up you.

304
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,615
Barry.
Please, Archer.

305
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,909
Barry, buddy, this is happening.
Archer, no.

306
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,286
Try to aim for that Dumpster.

307
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,787
[SCREAMlNG]

308
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:32,955
Bye, Barry.

309
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,457
[BARRY CRASHES]

310
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,791
Dead center. Good work, Barry.

311
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:40,129
Oh, for-- Why don't you just go
to my house and take all my clothes?

312
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,048
[MAN SHOUTS lN RUSSIAN]

313
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,300
You shoot like old women.

314
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,469
Seriously,
these people can't hit anything.

315
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,389
See? Huh, was that so hard?

316
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,891
ARCHER:
Ow, ow, ow.

317
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:55,186
What is this, a broken-glass factory?

318
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,980
Uh, secret police.

319
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,608
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]

320
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,818
ARCHER:
Those cannot be your only shoes.

321
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,361
What am I saying? It's Russia.

322
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,948
I bet people come from miles around
just to have their picture taken in those.

323
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,533
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]

324
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,495
Piece of-- How are you a superpower?

325
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:17,291
Okay, so here's the deal.
I'm commandeering these shoes.

326
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,835
But l'm giving you this coat, so, uh....

327
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,837
Hi. How you doing? Sterling Archer.

328
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,423
[BANGlNG ON DOOR]

329
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,258
Sorry l can't stay for dinner.

330
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,512
I assume that smell is cabbage
and not just you two.

331
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,640
Halt.
Make me.

332
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,520
Eh. Nice apartment.
Thank you, comrade.

333
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,688
Shut up. You're under arrest.

334
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,774
[IN SlNGSONG VOlCE]
Awkward.

335
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,110
Don't even think
I want Jakov to be my father.

336
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,445
He's really got a temper.

337
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,655
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]

338
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:50,533
Oh, that is bullshit.
Who would break in to this shithole?

339
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,034
SOLDlER:
Come on. He's on the roof.

340
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,537
Which is apparently a soldier factory.

341
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,831
Sterling Archer.

342
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,959
The world's most dangerous spy.

343
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,293
So they say.
Hmm.

344
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,962
You don't look so dangerous now.

345
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,548
Think it's because l'm in loafers?
They're not mine.

346
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:06,966
What is loafers?

347
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,135
[GRUNTS THEN SCREAMS]

348
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:13,139
Hey, it's a versatile shoe.
Works with a turtleneck, obviously, but--

349
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,015
And l'm seeing this more and more.

350
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,934
--l really like them with a casual suit.

351
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:21,564
Ahem. So, what do you guys think?
Loafers and a suit, yea or nay?

352
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,066
No? Oh, you're more of
a lace-up crowd, huh?

353
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,193
[YELPS THEN CRASHES]

354
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,611
[SCREAMS]

355
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,698
How? How is this happy playtime?

356
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,241
Ow! Ow!

357
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:36,579
Use your imaginations.
Make a soccer ball out of a dead cat.

358
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,038
Ow! Ow!

359
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,049
What the hell?

360
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,802
Split up.

361
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,853
Did I just blow your mind? Huh!

362
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:05,024
[SCREAMS]

363
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,943
Oh! Ho-ho-ho! Uhn!

364
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:13,282
What, you hear machine guns and decide
now's a good time to take out the--? Oh.

365
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,617
Oh, that's groceries.

366
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,869
I'm sorry, I thought it was garbage.

367
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,412
Uh, here, take this.

368
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:23,083
Get a welder to cut the top off that
and, bing, new umbrella stand, huh?

369
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,128
Because hate to do it to you,
but I'm commandeering your vodka.

370
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,379
We square?
SOLDlER: Halt.

371
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,925
Are we square?

372
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,594
Ow! Ow!

373
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,596
Nice extinguisher.
Thank you, comrade.

374
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,640
Shut up. You're under--
Arrest. Bam!

375
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,308
My collar.

376
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,809
[ARCHER GROANS]

377
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,479
Really rethinking that tetanus booster
right about now.

378
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,606
[COUGHS]

379
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:46,982
Rethinking a lot of things.

380
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,275
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

381
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,152
Like taking the elevator.

382
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,403
Not very green.

383
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,989
Although, l do have 3 pounds of glass
in my feet.

384
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,325
So this is how game ends for you.

385
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,661
That's it? No lovely parting gifts?

386
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,454
We will send flowers.

387
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:01,664
To your mother.

388
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:02,957
Mother.

389
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,292
Sterling!

390
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,670
[SOBBlNG]

391
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,588
There was nothing l could do.

392
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,800
My poor baby boy.

393
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:18,806
The doctors say that even if he
did not already have pins in that leg--

394
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,015
Wait, what?

395
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,351
--they could not have saved it.

396
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,020
BARRY:
Oh, for-- Jesus. Did you even try?

397
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:28,023
I am sorry, Mr. Archer.
Goddamn it, l'm--

398
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,734
Archer!

399
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,695
That's what l said.

400
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,197
Nikolai, don't you see?

401
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,532
[LAUGHS]

402
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,159
Sterling doesn't have any pins in his legs.

403
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,786
I don't....

404
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:45,207
Then if that is not Sterling, where is he?
Ha-ha-ha.

405
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,003
I am, if you'd hang on a damn minute.
OFFlCER: Come on.

406
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,171
We don't have all night.
Like you've got plans.

407
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,674
Goodbye, Mr. Archer.
Hey.

408
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:54,967
**** you, you douche bags.

409
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,970
[GUNFlRE]
[OFFlCER SCREAMS]

410
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,348
[THUMP]

411
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,982
Um, thanks. Uh....

412
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,817
Hello, Mrs...?
[IN RUSSlAN ACCENT] Miss.

413
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,360
Excellent.
Kazanova.

414
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,862
Katya Kazanova.

415
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,322
Hi. l'm, uh--
Sterling Archer.

416
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,407
Sterling Archer of-- Yeah.
Of lSlS.

417
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,201
Do you not wonder
how it is that l know your name?

418
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,537
Well, l assume
I'm pretty famous here, so--

419
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,415
I am KGB.
Oh. Oh.

420
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:30,794
Well, then why did you--?
I want to help you escape, Sterling Archer.

421
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:34,423
But only if you will promise me
one thing.

422
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,383
Okay.
Take me with you.

423
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,095
Okay.

424
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,931
Super glad l didn't wet my pants.

425
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,135
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426
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