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Woodhouse.
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Mum.
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If I see this glass
empty again,
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I will be
very unhappy.
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Perish
the thought, mum.
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Now then.
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Who'd like to go first?
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No?
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All right,
then I will.
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Idiots!
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Thank you, dear.
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For a moment there, I thought
I was going to be unhappy.
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Now then.
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Who's next?
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Okay, so, uh...
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I guess
I'll go, if...
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If I can just
stop you there.
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Will you please
cover yourself!
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With what,
I don't have any...
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There. Happy?
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No! I didn't mean
with whipped cream.
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It's actually
whipped cocaine, so...
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That explains
where some of it went.
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Mmm. And the tingly
numbness of my nipples.
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And why are you
dressed like the whore
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the rest of
the trailer park
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finally decided they
had to stone to death?
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Duh! We were shooting
my album cover.
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Yes! Good, yes,
that is perfect!
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Perfect for what?
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Come on, it's an album
cover, not an Amish bible.
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Ya gotta sex that shit up sexy.
Um...
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I think it's pretty sexy.
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You think
that's sexy?
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With the rocket pops
outside of you?
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I mean...
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But if she eats them, we lose
the whole red, white and...
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Okay.
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Yeah, not talking
about eatin' em.
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Wait, what are you...
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You want me to put a
rocket pop in my vagina?
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Well, for starters.
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But let's not
rule anything out,
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you know, let's see
where that leads.
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We've got a shitload of film.
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I'm supposed to
have film in this?
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God damn it!
Krieger!
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So, I have
a question.
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The butthole, Lana,
is what I was...
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Yeah, I got that.
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But do you think the cover
for a country album
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should be hardcore?
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What do you even
call that, food porn?
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I do.
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You think it makes a good
country album cover,
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or you call it
food porn?
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Yes.
Are you...
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These things
are freezing.
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Film, film, film, film, film!
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Quit putting rocket pops
in your ass!
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I'm eating them!
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Jesus, what is
wrong with you?
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I guess I just
don't get art.
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You obviously don't.
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And it's not that we don't
appreciate criticism?
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It just needs to
be constructive.
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Yeah, Lana.
Shut up.
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And then tell me what happened
to the hundred pounds of...
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Kilos.
Kilos.
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Kilos, thank you,
shut up,
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of cocaine that
you took to Colombia.
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Which...
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Lana, when I want
you to talk,
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I will tell you. And until
then, zip it. Wha...
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What did I do?
Nothing!
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Yeah, Lana.
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Which is why these
feckless idiots
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lost 200 kilos of cocaine!
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Yeah, La... Oh!
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Okay, technically, but
then we stole a plane
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loaded with, like,
twice as much cocaine.
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Is this the part
where you tell me
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to look under my seat?
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No, unfortunately,
we ran into some...
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Assholishness.
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Archer,
I swear to God!
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I will crash this plane right
into the goddamn ocean!
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I'll take my chances
with the ocean!
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The ocean isn't
full of alligators.
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And do not even
think about it, Cyril.
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Ray, what do I do?
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Uh, I guess hang on.
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Sorry, Cyril.
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Ow!
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Oh, shut up,
it's your own fault.
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It's debatable.
No, it's...
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Shut up, come on, Ray, there
has to be somewhere to land
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besides the middle of
the damn Everglades.
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Well, not within
fuel range, so...
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And whose fault is that?
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Isaac goddamn Newton!
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You see that airstrip,
the one that's circled?
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That's the only
one in range,
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and we've only barely got
enough fuel to make it there...
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But Miami's
right over here.
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We can't land at
a real airport.
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Even if Ray had
filed a flight plan...
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Why didn't you file a flight plan?
Wha...
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That's like
Airplane Stuff 101.
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Not when the airplane
is stolen
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and crammed full
of guns and cocaine!
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Oh.
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I will concede
that point.
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Dammit.
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What's up?
What's going on?
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Burning too much fuel.
We're heavy.
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What do you
mean, "heavy"?
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You said we had
enough fuel to...
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I said barely!
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I bet the Colombians didn't
count on three passengers!
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Oh, my God,
we're gonna crash.
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Cyril, do not panic.
Just get out.
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What?
Do the right thing, Cyril.
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You have nothing
to live for.
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Get your hands off me.
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Okay, relax, Jesus.
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What ever happened
to Team Archer?
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Please tell me that was
never a real thing to you.
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Eh... I mean...
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Hello! Time's a bit
of a factor here!
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Cyril, for the love
of God, man, jump!
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Just throw out
the cocaine.
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What? No!
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I'm not telling Mother I lost the
original hundred pounds of...
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Kilos!
Kilos!
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Whatever unit of
measurement, of cocaine.
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Plus all this cocaine.
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Do you have any
idea how mad she'd be?
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Well, the alternative
is a belly landing
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in a swamp filled
with alligators.
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No, no, no.
What if, um...
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Archer! Alligators
or your mother!
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What's the difference?
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They're both cold-blooded
prehistoric monsters.
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Excuse me?
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I meant the pain of
disappointing you would bite.
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Alligator-ish-ly.
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Uh-huh. Anyway,
right about then...
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Okay, I can
see the airstrip.
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Oh, can we make it?
Maybe, if you...
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Wait! Ray, you said the Colombians
were flying to this airstrip?
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Yes! Why do you think it's
marked on the chart, you idiot?
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Okay well, let's circle
back to who's an idiot
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and talk about who's probably
waiting at this airstrip.
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Dukes.
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And what their
reaction will be
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to three
total strangers
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showing up in their plane
without their coke.
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They'll kill us.
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Well, maybe not.
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Why maybe not?
Wait, why?
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Because that.
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And that.
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Happy?
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What, like,
in general, or...
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Ooh! This is exciting.
I hope everyone dies.
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Uh, we obviously didn't...
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Oh.
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Hardy har, Mother.
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And so our heroes,
such as they are,
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have run out of
fuel and... What?
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No, no, no!
What are you doing?
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Throwing out the guns.
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No, no, no, no!
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You're screwing
the trim all to hell.
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This no-phrasing
thing is killing me.
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Best case, our glide ratio
is maybe ten-to-one!
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But it's a lot less with the damn
door hanging...
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No, no, no!
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Whoo!
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Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
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You idiots!
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What did I do?
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Don't, there's no talking to
him when he gets like this.
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Dump the damn guns.
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Uh, I am,
if you'd shut up.
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Wait, wait, wait, Cyril.
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What, Archer?
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We're coming in!
Brace for landing!
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Tell ya in a minute.
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Gear down!
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We're not gonna make it!
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Exciting, isn't it?
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Wha..
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Wha... Whoa!
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Oh. So Cyril...
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What I was
gonna say was...
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Maybe don't throw out
all the guns.
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Because you
know what they say.
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It's better to have
a gun and not need it
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than to be the world's
biggest dickhead,
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and inside your head, there's
a million more dicks,
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like, uh, if you cut
open a golf ball,
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only instead of those little
rubber bands in there,
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it's just, you know...
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Dicks?
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Oh. So you have
heard that?
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And so Gillette
lands safely,
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I'm sure there's a joke in
there about fairy dust,
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and then what happens?
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Yeah, tell
her what happens next.
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I will if you shut
your mouth.
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Okay, listen up.
Say what you will
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about my skills
as a drug kingpin.
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Completely nonexistent.
You don't have any.
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Are you done?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Good, because if there's
one thing I'm good at,
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out of the million other
things I'm good at,
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it's infiltrating the enemy
with an assumed identity.
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Named Randy.
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Named shut up,
it's not always Randy.
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Oh, my God.
Always.
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That's because
Randy's awesome.
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And I'm the best in
the world at this,
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so shut up and
follow my lead.
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Hey, guys... Oh!
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Anybody else in there?
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No.
No.
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Sterling, how are
you not dead?
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Because I didn't get shot with
buckshot, I got beanbagged.
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Beanbagged, Pam.
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Awesome.
Oh, my God!
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Yeah, I could've died.
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Pfft. It was a beanbag.
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Medical fact, Cyril.
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If you get hit in the
chest between heartbeats,
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you can die.
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Go ask Houdini.
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Ask him what,
how to get AIDS?
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So who
were these goons?
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They were... They kinda
looked ex-military,
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now that you mention it.
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American.
Yeah,
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and the leader's
name was...
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Slater. Just call me Slater.
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And sorry about
the beanbag.
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Man, that must kill.
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Yeah, you hear
“beanbag",
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you think Beanie Baby,
not internal bleeding.
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Well, the door was shot off and
we didn't know who you were.
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Still don't,
I guess, formally, uh...
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Uh, Rando.
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Rando.
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Yep.
Rando...
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No, that's it.
It's a mononym.
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Like Cher.
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00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,155
Pliny.
Cantinflas!
260
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,491
I know what
mononym means.
261
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,913
What I don't know is
who you people are.
262
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,375
Uh, I'm Rando, I think we
covered that fairly well,
263
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,333
and these are the, uh,
McCracken brothers,
264
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,089
Phil and Odie.
265
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,594
Hello.
Odie, hush!
266
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,595
So why do you guys
have my cocaine?
267
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,132
We...
I'm not done.
268
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,467
Sorry. What have you
done with Gomez...
269
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,189
What, you're just
not gonna answer?
270
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,317
Oh! Sorry,
271
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,316
you trailed off like
there was a third...
272
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,772
Why do you have my cocaine
273
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,358
and where the hell is
Gomez, full goddamn stop!
274
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,451
Gomez was
gonna steal it.
275
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,527
Says who?
276
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,742
"Who." Nice.
277
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,538
Anyway, they called
us in to address that.
278
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,461
Which we did, and now
we're here, and...
279
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,342
Full stop?
280
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,970
Okay, this is the last
of it. The weight's good,
281
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,264
we tested ten of the bricks,
looks like it's all here.
282
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,513
Well, either you guys are the shittiest
coke thieves on the planet...
283
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,974
Which we are not.
284
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,805
You know,
if that was...
285
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,398
I mean, if we
put our minds to it...
286
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,396
Look, here's the thing about
the McCracken brothers.
287
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,569
Odie, hush!
You were saying?
288
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,237
Hey, between you and me,
289
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,440
I thought Gomez was
hinky from the get-go.
290
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,822
And since the coke's all here,
let's get you fellas loaded.
291
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,324
Yeah, now you're talking.
292
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,114
About something else.
293
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,074
Entirely. Apparently.
294
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,374
What,
295
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,498
did you nerf-nuts think I was
talking about getting drunk?
296
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,629
Uh. Yeah, on money.
297
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,882
Oh, man, classic Rando.
298
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,468
And don't worry, Calderon's
good for the money.
299
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,096
At least for now,
am I right fellas?
300
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,056
Are you?
301
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,725
Classic Rando.
302
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,935
Yeah, Rando's awesome.
303
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,853
So, obviously you're
not gonna be able
304
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,769
to pressurize
this baby, so...
305
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,316
I'll keep it under 8,000.
306
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,021
Still gonna
freeze your asses off.
307
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,603
Good thing you're
flying south, huh?
308
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,063
Mmm, yep.
309
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,864
You do know where
you're going, right?
310
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,116
I absolutely know
where we're going.
311
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,864
Yeah, back home,
to ask Mommy what to do.
312
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,116
Hey, shut up!
313
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,242
You shut up!
Aah!
314
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,031
Ow!
315
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,539
Ma, they done
killed old Rando!
316
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,545
So you leave here
317
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,626
with a bunch of the
first load of cocaine,
318
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,429
which just mysteriously
appeared at ISIS
319
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,385
and that Malory
swears wasn't hers...
320
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,216
Because it most
certainly was not.
321
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,135
Wait, then where
did it come from?
322
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,891
Obviously from Sterling.
Obviously from Mother.
323
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,267
No, not from me!
No, not from me!
324
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,765
Well, I certainly...
Well, I certainly...
325
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,059
Sorry to break that up.
326
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,646
I love Freaky Friday
as much as the next gal,
327
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,198
but let's just press on,
operating under the assumption
328
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,117
that one, or more likely both,
of you are lying, and...
329
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,569
Lana, I swear...
Lana, I swear...
330
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,196
Pressing on.
331
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:44,203
So then you stumble into another
bunch of cocaine in the jungle,
332
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,909
and then continue
stumbling
333
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,086
into a beanbagging
arms dealer.
334
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,630
So that now,
almost inexplicably,
335
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,128
we have enough weapons
to invade Quebec.
336
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,459
Wait, literally?
337
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,052
No Krieger,
not literally.
338
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,466
Lame.
339
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:58,679
Well, if we ever do,
340
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,553
the best time to invade
is right after brunch,
341
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,133
when they're all logy.
342
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,305
Archer?
343
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,428
I dunno,
it couldn't hurt, but...
344
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,060
Still talking about this.
Not invading Quebec.
345
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,022
Oh. Yeah, then they loaded
the plane with the weapons,
346
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,443
said we were
heading south
347
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,361
and that Calderon
would pay us.
348
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,024
Calderon?
As in Gustavo Calderon?
349
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:21,990
Should I know
who that is?
350
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,162
How could you not?
351
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,204
I dunno, Cyril.
352
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,250
Maybe I was busy saving your
life once, and then you shot me.
353
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,374
Gustavo Calderon,
aka Baby Gus,
354
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,296
is the president
of San Marcos.
355
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,715
Should I know...
356
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,841
Oh, for God's sake, Sterling, it's
a country. In Central America.
357
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,222
Mmm, not according
to this.
358
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,391
Because that thing's
a hundred years old.
359
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,434
It still says
German East Africa.
360
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,478
We will never
recognize Tanganyika.
361
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,521
Well, it's Tanzania
now, so...
362
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:50,811
Lame.
363
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,817
Well, whatever, as long as they
don't nationalize the ivory trade.
364
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,313
I don't think my portfolio
can take the hit.
365
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,408
Trust me,
San Marcos is a country.
366
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,493
And it's in the middle
of a civil war.
367
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,910
Communist rebels are tearing
through the countryside like...
368
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,783
Cows. Bees. Hang on.
369
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,785
Bees.
370
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,288
How do you not
know about San Marcos?
371
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,840
It's all over
the news every night.
372
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,751
...from San Marcos tonight,
373
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,128
as the Communist rebel
forces consolidate
374
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,838
their gains on
the countryside,
375
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,056
and now prepare to
move on the capital.
376
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,680
We spoke with President
Gustavo Calderon,
377
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:30,514
seen here volunteering at the
hospital, comforting the wounded.
378
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,648
Oh, hello, I did
not see you there.
379
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,525
I was comforting
this brave young man here,
380
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,102
the fruit of San Marcos,
381
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,688
wounded by
a Communist sneeper.
382
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,358
I think he has died. Yes.
383
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,572
But let me say this,
to the Communists
384
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,619
who are murdering
our brave young fruits,
385
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:49,450
and to their puppetmasters in
Moscow and the capital of China,
386
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,501
you cannot kill
the spirit of San Mar...
387
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,539
Lame. As in, who cares?
388
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,964
The United States.
389
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,667
Apparently, Calderon is
barely clinging to power.
390
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,212
Huh. You think this
is somehow related?
391
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,389
I'm kidding, obviously.
392
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,891
Are you?
No, I can't tell.
393
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,180
Yes, I'm kidding.
394
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,845
Because you wanna know what I
really think is going on here?
395
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,271
You're all jealous!
396
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,642
My album's coming out and it's gonna
be huge, and you're all jealous,
397
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,398
and so you just want
to ruin it for me!
398
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,771
Why would I want
to ruin your album?
399
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,898
I get 50 percent
of the profits.
400
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,278
Archer?
401
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,493
I dunno,
maybe a little jealous,
402
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,990
it's an exciting
time for her.
403
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,447
This! Still talking
about this!
404
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,121
Oh. Right, right, right.
So what I think is...
405
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,453
I think you've managed
to stumble backwards
406
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:38,711
into a CIA-backed, anti-communist,
drugs-for-arms operation.
407
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,843
Wow! That actually
makes more sense.
408
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,044
Than?
409
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,004
No, let's just go
with her thing.
410
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,464
Which,
if it's true, is...
411
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,548
Wonderful!
412
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,804
I was going to
say terrible.
413
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,223
Because you are
a timid man, Cyril.
414
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,929
What?
No, I'm not!
415
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,939
Dude, your balls
are made of pussy.
416
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,022
All kidding aside, I maybe
should go to a hospital.
417
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,857
Cyril, this is
an opportunity
418
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,568
to finally
make some money.
419
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,615
Even if we had
a buyer for the cocaine,
420
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,537
do we even still
have half of it left?
421
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,366
Eh...
422
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,538
What?
423
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,245
It's, urn,
you know, not, it's...
424
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,623
Krieger!
Tell me what's going on
425
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,333
or I will literally
emasculate you!
426
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,010
Well no, if you literally emascu...
427
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,304
Okay, so,
for a few weeks,
428
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,758
I've been working on
a bit of a side project.
429
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:34,471
I give you,
the Red Kriegtober!
430
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,400
Um... Or the Red OctKrieger,
I can't decide.
431
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,940
It's a narco-sub.
For transporting cocaine.
432
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,863
It's totally undetectable
by the Coast Guard.
433
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:45,986
Thoughts?
434
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,908
How are you gonna get
it out of here? Hmm?
435
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,245
How does that thing
leave this room?
436
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,204
God! Dammit!
437
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,170
Oh, for the... How much money did you
waste on that little boondoggle?
438
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,339
Well it's not
that so much as...
439
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,832
Krieger?
440
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,425
Well, I needed ballast,
441
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,344
and what better to simulate
bricks of cocaine than,
442
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,971
you know,
bricks of cocaine.
443
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,260
Krieger...
444
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,891
And when I realized
it would never
445
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,593
feel the wind
on its face
446
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:17,271
or taste the salty
spray of the sea, I...
447
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,347
I...
448
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,893
You what?
449
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,194
I blew it up!
450
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:28,571
God damn you all to hell,
I blew it up!
451
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:31,987
You mean
it's all gone?
452
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,532
No.
No, not all of it.
453
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,536
Why?
454
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,461
There, there.
455
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,673
Woodhouse dear,
I need some more ice.
456
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:48,878
Straightaway, mum.
457
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,515
Oh. And a small bowl, a
mirror, a needle and thread,
458
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,888
and a straight razor.
Whoa! Whoa!
459
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,844
You're not
emasculating Krieger.
460
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,971
What the hell
was the mirror for?
461
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,981
So you could watch.
462
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,391
Eep!
463
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,684
Oh.
464
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,689
The perfect ending
to the perfect...
465
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,071
I almost said "evening."
466
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,986
More like months,
though, isn't it?
467
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,283
Since we started
scrabbling for coins
468
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,832
because the damn
government took away our...
469
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,744
Everything.
They took everything.
470
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,999
And the only
thing that was left,
471
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,333
you idiots either lost,
gave away, ate,
472
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,961
or just blew up and sank.
473
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,845
Yeah, Krieger.
Archer?
474
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,885
And so, starting now,
in addition to
475
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,717
the country music business,
which...
476
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,678
Right?
477
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,017
We are in the
arms business.
478
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,600
There's still
a little cocaine left.
479
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,268
Krieger?
Yeah, Krieger.
480
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,649
And do we wanna
talk about this, or...
481
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,775
You're welcome to.
482
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,199
I personally am going to bed.
It's been a long night.
483
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,077
Oh, yeah, why are
you all dressed up?
484
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,905
Well, not that it's any
of anyone's business,
485
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,456
but I had dinner
with Ron.
486
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,753
Wait, you're still
getting divorced, right?
487
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,209
No. We have decided to
give it another chance,
488
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,007
and so we will be going to
marriage counseling and...
489
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,586
Wait, what?
Huh?
490
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,095
Marriage counseling and what?
Oh, for...
491
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,804
We've decided to
have an open marriage.
492
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,852
Okay.
Great.
493
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,978
Oh, my God.
494
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,061
Well, it was
either that or...
495
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,652
Oh, my God.
It's Ron!
496
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,988
Hel...
Oh, no!
497
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,481
And so...
498
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,742
Jesus. Hope he
doesn't call me.
499
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,823
Why would he call you...
500
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:43,684
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