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Whoo!
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Outlaw country!
Outlaw...
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Stop it!
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Make me.
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Lana! Are you crazy?
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No, she is.
See.
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Let go of her throat,
She-Hulk.
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Those pipes just
sold a million records.
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Which is amazing, can you
believe it is so amazing?
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Everyone, toast!
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Whoa!
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Presidente, this is
no time for toast.
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No, not toast.
A toast, a toast.
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It is even less
the time for that.
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Calm down,
Colonel Panic.
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Listen. The shelling
has stopped.
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Why the hell
did you do that?
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So we can scrooch
down behind it.
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The shelling
has stopped!
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Oh. Did you just
say that?
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God damn it.
Is everybody okay?
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Yes.
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Wait a minute,
where is my wife?
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And where is Sterling?
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What's that?
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I mean, yes. What?
What are we doing?
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What are you doing?
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Why were you in
the butler's pantry?
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I was hiding,
because I was scared.
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Yeah, right.
Really.
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Well, fairly. But I found
a paper bag in there
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and I did some deep, uh...
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Breathing?
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Also, yes. So, hey,
what's the plan?
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We must counterattack.
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But sir, I don't
have enough troops.
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Oh, my God. Always
with the excuses.
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Sir, you have an entire battalion
sitting idle at the airport...
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They are not sitting
idle, they are...
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Unloading the one
million record albums
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you bought
from this gringa!
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What?
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Wait, what?
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Surprise.
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Wait, what?
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Non-surprise.
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Can you not?
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I thought people liked me!
I thought we were broke!
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I, that's...
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Do you have any idea
how humiliating this is?
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Jinx!
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Inappropes.
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Cherlene, wait!
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Well, now it's your turn
to be humiliated, Gustavo.
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Because for your
information, I just had...
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Cyril?
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Oh, my God.
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The gun went off
for no reason.
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Surprise.
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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Ten million dollars!
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On cowboy music!
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Cowboy music?
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Presidente, please!
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Permission to redeploy
the troops at the airport!
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Jesus Christ! Fine.
Whatever you want.
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Bravo Two,
this is Bravo Actual.
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Redeploy your troops
to sector four.
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Well, lam redeploying
to my rooms.
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Well, lam redeploying
to my rooms.
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My God,
why was she so upset?
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Well, I think any time a
spouse makes a major purchase
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without discussing it...
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I meant Cherlene, you pea-wit.
Why does she care?
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Most singers would kill to
have a record go platinum.
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Ahem.
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Speaking of
killing people...
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Oh, my God.
Okay, first of all, he...
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Actually, yeah, Pam,
let's hear some Bee Gees.
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Stayin' alive.
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Holy shit! That works.
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Yeah, so does Kevlar.
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Wait, so does what?
Oh!
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What, did you just
want mouth-to-mouth?
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I can explain.
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What is this, Meatballs?
You little...
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Racist.
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What? Cyril, you wear Kevlar every
single time we go to Latin America.
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Because every time,
you shoot me!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Not every time.
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Three out of four, tops.
You big baby.
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Also speaking of...
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Here it comes.
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No, actually,
here it goes.
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I'm leaving. Ray,
airport, let's go.
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Have you lost
your mind?
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Seriously,
lam not your servant.
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Ow! God damn it!
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Not that!
Ow!
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Lana, in case
you haven't noticed,
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this place is
crawling with rebels.
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And not the good
kind you get drunk with
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at Myrtle Beach
and cruise the strip
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in the bed of their monster truck
with a big rebel flag on it,
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flinging empty
longnecks at people.
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Yeah.
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Those aren't actually
the good kind either.
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Now who's racist?
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Those guys, Pam, those exact
same guys you just described.
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Oh. Well, now I feel
like an asshole.
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When do you not?
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Almost always.
I really like me.
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Baffling.
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As is leaving before
Calderon pays us
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for that shipment of weapons, so...
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When was that
supposed to happen?
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After a lovely dinner with him and
his freshly-banged first lady?
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His... What are you
talking about?
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I'm talking about Archer, who just...
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Oops.
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Give me that!
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Mother, be careful, that crazy
thing's got a mind of its own.
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And it's not
the only thing.
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Why can't you keep it in your pants?
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Oh, Mother.
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It's not funny,
I actually use mine.
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Yes, always.
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What happened to no
more anonymous sex?
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We had already met.
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Not the first time!
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The first time, I thought
she was the maid.
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Why would you have
sex with a maid?
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That doesn't merit
a response, Mother.
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And the second time,
she blackmailed me.
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How did she blackmail you?
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By threatening to tell
Calderon about the first time.
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That's the honeypot. How
could you fall for that?
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It's Espionage 101.
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I know,
it's pretty ironic.
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But also,
I always fall for it.
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And now, what's to stop
her from telling him
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about the second time?
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Mmm.
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Nothing, she's crazy.
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Ow! Ow!
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Lana, quit it! Ow!
Ow! God damn it!
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Asshole.
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We're dead!
You've killed us!
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Me?
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I didn't have a follow-up.
To that.
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All right, Lana,
you win.
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Yay!
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Win what?
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We're leaving
right now. Ray.
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Already packing
mentally.
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Damn it, man,
forget your kimonos!
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Oh, like I brought
a huge stack.
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Five's a pretty
big stack.
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Cyril, shut up and
go find a vehicle.
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Ray, find Cherlene.
No matter what happens,
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we can't leave
without her.
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She said, suddenly
oddly maternal.
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Right?
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She has to endorse
the royalty checks.
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And the penny drops.
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You shut up and the
rest of you shut up
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and grab
anything valuable.
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Ooh! Like that ridiculous
white painting.
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Wait,
what about Krieger?
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Oh...
Who cares about Krieger?
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Plus, I bet
the vampires got him.
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Oh.
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So now will you
join us, brother?
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Yes.
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Clone bone!
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My God,
I have so many questions.
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Are you clones of me?
Am I a clone of you?
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Did you all grow up together,
in an actual house
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with an actual mom and dad?
And was I ever there?
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No.
To all of it.
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You sure? Because I have this very
clear memory of me as a child
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and it's snowing, and
there's a creepy old man
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trying to take me away,
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and then I knock him
down with a sled.
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That's Citizen Kane.
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Oh.
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Wait, no, not a sled.
A pneumatic bolt gun.
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Now that does sound
vaguely familiar.
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Right?
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Wait, no, I remember
blood on snow.
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Right?
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No. That was
something else.
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He was never
with us as a child.
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Well, the important thing
is that you're with us now.
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Especially since
your friends...
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"Friends." Please. Can
you believe those jerks?
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After all these years?
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Kicking me
to the curb like...
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A child.
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A frog.
Frog-child.
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No!
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Is that what
I think it is?
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No.
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Well, let me finish,
because I think
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it's some kind of
unholy adolescent
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human-amphibian
hybrid creature.
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Oh. Then yes.
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I'm home.
I'm finally home.
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Just in time for
our moment of triumph.
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Well, if there's one thing I
love, it's triumph. What is it?
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All will be
revealed in time.
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And if there's one thing I
love more than triumph,
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it's annoying
vagueness.
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Cyril,
shut up and find a vehicle.
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I'm a hateful shrew.
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And this is my
idiot son, Archer.
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He's going to screw
the dictator's wife
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and then shoot you
in the chest.
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Makes me so mad.
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One of these days,
I swear to...
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Jesus H. Chrysler!
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Well, one thing's for sure. If I had
to do it over, I'd be a dictator.
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What?
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My God, come on, how
can you even say that?
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Because that's
what you are!
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Cherlene,
I'm not a dictator.
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I'm a president, like
your Jorge Washington.
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Jorge Washington,
which apparently
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I've been mispronouncing
wrong this whole time,
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wasn't president
for life!
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He could have
been if he wanted.
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The 22nd amendment
to your constitution
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imposed the presidential
term limits.
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But it wasn't passed by
your congress until 1947,
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and not ratified
by the requisite number
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of American states
until 1951. So...
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Who are you,
Dave Frishberg?
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I don't know
who that is.
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Of course you don't. Because you
don't live in a free country
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where the world's largest
manufacturers of sugary cereals
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are allowed to sponsor
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interstitial
animated programming
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unapologetically
targeted at children!
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No. I live in
a very poor country.
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No, look, I know.
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But go outside
the palace walls
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and trust me, Cherlene,
listen, it is crazy poor.
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Yeah,
that was my whole...
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And so, I wanted to distribute
your records among,
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I hate to say this,
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but our filthy peasants, so as to
brighten their lives with your music.
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Oh. Well, now
I feel like a...
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Wait, do they even
have record players?
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Well, no,
obviously not, but...
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So how would they
even use records?
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As plates?
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What in the name
of all that is stupid
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do you think
you're doing?
260
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,681
You tell me, crazy
pregnant hormone lady.
261
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,478
What's it look
like I'm doing?
262
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,930
But before you answer,
263
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,061
please don't say "literally
being emasculated,"
264
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,019
because I looked
that up and... Ick.
265
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,570
Hold it up.
Lana, come on.
266
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,355
You and Mother smashed
my balls pretty good.
267
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,065
Kudos,
they're swollen.
268
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,609
But I don't
need a cutman.
269
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,569
The painting,
you idiot.
270
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,121
Oh. Thought you
meant my genitals.
271
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,824
But look, I know you're jealous
I had sex with Juliana,
272
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:58,954
almost twice.
273
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,831
But don't slash
the painting, it's...
274
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,169
Priceless.
275
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,293
But worthless
if you damage it.
276
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,671
But even though
it's very delicate,
277
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,466
it can withstand a
surprising amount of shit.
278
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,174
Wait, is this an extremely
ill-phrased analogy about my penis?
279
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:19,229
Yes, Archer, it is, because
everything, everywhere, everywhen
280
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:23,150
is about the paragon of
adequacy that is your dick.
281
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,270
"Adequacy" as in
"mindblowingness"?
282
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,863
Or "adequacy"
as in "Hey, stupid,
283
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,986
"you just destroyed
$40 million."
284
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,191
As in neither,
you dummy.
285
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,868
This is how
you steal a painting.
286
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,987
Did you never see
The Thomas Crown Affair?
287
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,074
No, not a huge
Steve McQueen fan.
288
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,002
Oh, my God, are you...
289
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,123
Archer, you used to moan
about him in your sleep.
290
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,008
No, I didn't.
291
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,680
Come on, you can do this,
just pick a stupid car.
292
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,890
But the perfect car, so
that for once in her life,
293
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,387
Ms. Archer can't bitch.
294
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,846
And we'll be driving through a war
zone, so it needs to be fast.
295
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,978
Although I guess reliability
is more important than speed.
296
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,186
Well, up to a point. Although,
bulletproof glass wouldn't be bad...
297
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,772
Damn it, Figgis!
You're overthinking this!
298
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:12,948
Oh!
299
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,069
Now that is a vehicle.
300
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,325
Let's see Ms. Archer
bitch about that.
301
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,747
You idiot!
302
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,117
I gave you one
simple job and...
303
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,577
I looked in her room!
304
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,752
And?
305
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,170
And she wasn't in it.
306
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,925
Pam, if you want to scuff them that
badly, just throw them down the...
307
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,846
What? Were you not
gonna say stairs?
308
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,220
Uh, hang on, hang on.
Wait, wait. Damn it.
309
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,930
I have something for this, it's, um..
- Uh...
310
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,937
I assume it was about that ad with
the suitcase and the gorilla.
311
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,017
Ouch.
312
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,605
Which, turns out, was actually
a man in a gorilla costume.
313
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,282
Making the comparison
even more accurate.
314
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,030
Ow!
Seriously.
315
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,360
Let go of me!
316
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,444
There, I found her.
317
00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,620
Cherlene, please!
318
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,822
No, I said!
319
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:05,160
But, Cherlene, listen, I love you.
I will divorce my wife.
320
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,541
You what?
321
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,463
Oh, don't act so
surprised, Juliana.
322
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,291
It's not like
we're in love anymore.
323
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,002
Anymore?
We were never in love!
324
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,720
And suddenly,
I don't feel so bad.
325
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,887
You did before?
326
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,635
Oh, my God,
you have no idea,
327
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,184
it's this ache in the
pit of your stomach.
328
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,432
Are you talking
about your balls?
329
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,396
Yeah, but it's wearing off now.
330
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,565
And I will tell you the same
thing I told your father.
331
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,233
I will never
give you a divorce!
332
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,986
Tell that to the Chief Justice
of the Supreme Court.
333
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,904
Oh, wait,
you just did.
334
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,448
Wait,
you can't be both.
335
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,491
Your William Howard
Taft was.
336
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,819
Not at the same time!
337
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,244
He absolutely was.
338
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,913
Is that true?
339
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,532
I wanna say
church and state?
340
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,242
When we get home,
first thing,
341
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,454
we are binge-watching
Schoolhouse Rock!
342
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,083
You can binge-watch
it in hell!
343
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,003
Well, if anything,
that's heaven.
344
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:57,675
And you can die knowing that the
last man inside of me was Archer.
345
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,887
What?
346
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,216
Oh, yeah,
so about that...
347
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,926
Well, I hope it
was worth dying for.
348
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,061
Honestly?
Right?
349
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:08,223
Well, no,
but the first time...
350
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,646
Honestly?
No, the first time.
351
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:14,104
Goodbye, Mr. Archer. Give my
regards to William Howard Taft.
352
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,522
No.
353
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,488
No!
354
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,822
No!
355
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,282
No!
356
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,336
Pam?
357
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,543
Pam.
358
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,310
Pam, seriously.
359
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,764
Archer?
Lana, shut up. Pam!
360
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:53,101
Archer, I think she's... I think she's..
- ...
361
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,313
Dead. And now you, Mr. Archer,
362
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,522
can join her in...
363
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,529
Out... law... country!
364
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,119
I'm gonna go
Jerry Lee on your ass!
365
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,911
Urn...
366
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,298
Do you wanna... Yes. Wait,
were you gonna say watch?
367
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,920
I was gonna
say help, but...
368
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,922
Shut up, did she say
she used to be married
369
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,253
to Calderon's father?
370
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,922
Yeah, that's some
messed up shit.
371
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,302
Pam!
372
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,096
How are you not dead?
373
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,803
'Cause I'm not a pussy?
374
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,847
And also probably
'cause of this.
375
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,731
Is that Cyril's?
Yep.
376
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:33,808
Urn...
377
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,359
You know they're
not reusable, right?
378
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,937
Once the fibers
get damaged,
379
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,647
that's basically
just a sweater vest.
380
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,153
Oh, good. 'Cause for
a second there,
381
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,327
I thought I actually
was a pussy.
382
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,870
Hurts, huh?
383
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,792
Hey, so... Yeah. Now
do you wanna help?
384
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,711
Oh, okay, Mother,
give me my gun.
385
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,080
I don't have it,
I threw it away.
386
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,210
You what?
387
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,382
Why would you throw away
a perfectly good gun?
388
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,127
Because it touched
your junk.
389
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,178
How dirty do you
think my junk is?
390
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,131
As dirty as if it
were made of dirt
391
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,966
and then got dropped
in some different dirt.
392
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,551
And then
Pig-Pen came along
393
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,557
and kicked it around
with his dirty shoes.
394
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,064
Fair enough.
395
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:14,728
Nobody move!
396
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,059
Except you, Juliana.
397
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,066
Let go of Cherlene
and throw down the gun.
398
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,239
Now then.
399
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,608
Ow! Ow! Ow!
400
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,817
Stop it! Stop it! Ow! No!
401
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:25,902
Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh!
402
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,612
Now then!
403
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,576
Cherlene.
Stop this at once.
404
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,749
As your husband,
I command you.
405
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,292
My what?
406
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,079
Sorry, hang on.
Juliana, I divorce you,
407
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,664
but also, I wish you
the best of luck
408
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,591
in the years ahead, which
you will spend in prison.
409
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,670
Cherlene, I now pronounce
us husband and wife.
410
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,760
Weddings always get me.
411
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,011
Plus cocaine.
412
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,226
No, we are so not married!
Are you...
413
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,062
Wait, which is it? Literally.
414
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,139
Are you literally
insane?
415
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,897
No, but my word
is literally law.
416
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,852
One of the perks
of being a dictator.
417
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,942
You said you
weren't a dictator!
418
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,565
I lied, okay?
419
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,151
But hopefully, our
marriage is strong enough
420
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,033
that together and over time,
we can work through it.
421
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,988
Well, at least he
admits he was wrong.
422
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,915
Yeah, 'cause that
makes it all better.
423
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,621
When did you
get so cynical?
424
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,374
The rest of you are under arrest!
What?
425
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,997
Except those of you
who are to be executed.
426
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,584
Wait, what?
Hey, guys?
427
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,552
Urn...
428
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,592
In which case...
429
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,309
I would not put a lot of money
in my prison canteen account.
430
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,852
lam looking your way,
Mr. Archer.
431
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,391
Wait. No!
432
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,560
Well, then good luck
getting any more weapons,
433
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,142
you cut-rate Castro!
434
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,151
Ha! I don't need them.
435
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,982
As we speak, my scientists are
working on a secret weapon.
436
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,068
And soon, I will water
our coca fields
437
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,618
with the rebels' blood!
438
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,948
Gross! I can't
believe I married you.
439
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,366
Presidente!
440
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,668
Good, yes.
I'm glad you are here.
441
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,416
I've been bluffing
the whole time.
442
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,839
Totally out of bullets.
See that?
443
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,666
My bad, guys.
That's on me.
444
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,590
Anyway. Okay now, Comandante,
arrest these people.
445
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,262
But, Presidente,
the rebels.
446
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,339
They have smashed
our counterattack.
447
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,596
They are headed
for the palace.
448
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,302
Hurry, we must get
you out of here.
449
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,517
Wait, and me.
I'm the first lady!
450
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,314
Please, hurry,
we have to go before...
451
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:26,239
Don’t just stand there,
you cowards. Do something!
452
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,947
Oh. Really? That's
obviously not what...
453
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,120
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
We surrender!
454
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,578
Uh, what's that?
455
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,833
Yeah. I couldn't hear you over the sound
of this gigantic friggin tank.
456
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,499
You idiot, that's the
vehicle you found?
457
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,209
I meant
a limousine or...
458
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:50,305
Jesus God, woman, nothing is
ever good enough for you!
459
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,098
Right? Please. Sir.
Accept our surrender.
460
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,893
No, not to him.
He's not the rebels.
461
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,811
Kind of a moot point
though, isn't it?
462
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,264
What,
with the tank and all.
463
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,015
Yeah. So I hereby...
464
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,443
I accept your surrender. Dibs. I'm
in charge. Cyril, get out of the...
465
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,691
Sorry, I still
couldn't hear you.
466
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,824
Yeah, Cyril,
you are sorry,
467
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:17,453
because you still look like an idiot.
You look like, uh...
468
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,494
Oh, my God.
Hang on, wait, wait.
469
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,420
I actually have
something for this.
470
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,924
Mi...
Mike Ducockless!
471
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,759
Oh, boy.
472
00:19:37,305 --> 00:19:43,887
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