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I am dead serious.
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From now on, no eggs,
no pigs' feet,
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nothing pickled,
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or, so help me God,
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I will put that refrigerator
out by the curb.
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What?
Oh, come on!
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Those weren't pigs' feet.
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Whatever feet, idiot!
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Now then, we have an assignment,
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but I won't be joining you,
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so if you'll direct your
goldfish-like attention spans
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to Mr. Slater...
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Just Slater,
for the "infinitieth" time.
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Watch it.
Shut up.
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Burn.
Shut up.
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Burn.
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Okay...
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The young man in the monitor
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is Crown prince Fawad Fawaz,
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heir to the throne
of the Kingdom of Durhan.
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He just got a summer internship
on Wall Street...
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Ugh, affirmative action...
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And so he's in the city looking
for suitable accommodations,
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something befitting
the world's richest prince.
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Oh, money.
Holy shit.
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And so what,
he needs bodyguards?
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Mm, no,
I think he's all set there...
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Which brings us to my problem,
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which, coincidentally,
is also your problem.
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Without the prince or his
security team's knowledge,
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I need to scan any and all
of his mobile phones,
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any and all flash drives,
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both of his handprints,
and both of his retinas.
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And why?
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Oh, sorry, let me back up.
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This is part of
operation because I said so.
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Ya know what?
I'm sure I do.
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For example,
this is a tranquilizer gun,
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with which I will dart
the prince,
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and then we'll have 60
seconds to do all the scans
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before he wakes up
with no side effects
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and no memory at all
of the previous few minutes.
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Bullshit, the CIA
doesn't have that technolo--
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But before
I can tranquilize him,
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I need access
to the prince, so--
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Uh, and just so we're clear,
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he's the prince of Durhan,
an allied country.
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Yeah, I'm gonna refer you back
to operation said so.
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Everybody else, these are
your mission dossiers.
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Read them on the way
to Tunt Manor.
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Tunt Manor? That's my house!
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I know!
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And the prince is on his way there.
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So we're going there,
and because you know the property,
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you'll be posing
as the listing agent!
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Shut up!
Burn!
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Well, just in case
I don't read this...
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What are the rest of us
gonna be doing?
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Some of you will be assisting
me and/or Miss Tunt.
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The rest of you will be distracting
the prince's security team
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and/or his mother...
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Her Majesty, Queen Yasmin Fawaz.
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Whoa, shit.
Damn.
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Seriously?
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What?
I just heard you get hard.
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Ew.
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They were goat feet,
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and you threw 'em out!
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Ah, damn you!
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God damn you all to hell!
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So... the van's
downstairs.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Turn around.
Now spread your arms.
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I do apologize for this
necessary precaution,
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Miss...
Oh, uh--
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what do I always tell you?
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Never apologize.
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It is a sign of weakness.
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Yes, mother.
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So, Miss...
Uh... Escrow.
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My last name is Escrow.
Really?
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Yes, and trust me,
I've heard all the jokes.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, chinstrap, let me see what
we got on the other cameras.
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Bathroom one, bathroom
two, bathroom three,
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bathroom four,
bathroom five--
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Are all the cameras
in bathrooms?
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No. Just my faves.
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Bathroom six,
bathroom seven, bathr--
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Shoulda gotten some poison ones.
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Okay, people, I want you in
position in five minutes.
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You should've thought of that before
you picked these ridiculous costumes,
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and why are your plans
always so complicated?
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You're like Wile E. Coyote with access
to predator drones. Out.
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I think these uniforms
are awesome!
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Here, let me get
some pics of you!
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To masturbate to?
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Pfff, please.
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Please?
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Can somebody explain
to me why the CIA
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is spying on American allies?
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Well, Ray, there were these
things called dinosaurs,
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and when they died,
they turned into oil, somehow,
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and that's what
your car uses for food.
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Thanks, Al.
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Al?
Jazeera!
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Look, for all we know,
Slater wants all that stuff
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because the CIA is trying
to protect the royal family.
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From what?
Cabals.
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What?
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Yes, sinister cabals!
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I bet the royal palace
is lousy with them.
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So instead of trying to
undermine the mission...
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Don't undermine it!
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What the heck got into him?
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More like what he wants
to get into,
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which, obviously,
the queen's vagina.
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Seriously?
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Or wherever else.
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Although she didn't look
like a Back Dorothy.
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Well we'll just see
about that...
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The part about Archer
having sex with the queen,
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not the part about the queen
being into anal sex. Who knows?
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Wow.
This is eerily similar
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to my spec script for Masterpiece Theater.
Your what?
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Well, I guess
technically it's fanfic.
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Bringing us to the formal
dining room, which seats 80,
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with plenty of room
for servants to skulk around,
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Ladling turtle soup
into sterling silver bowls,
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their sullen eyes downcast
as grandmamá makes a joke
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about chopping off their hands
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if they spill
even a single drop,
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like we used to do
in the Belgian Congo.
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Hm. And how about
that chandelier, huh?
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But I wouldn't wanna dust it!
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An opinion apparently
shared by the staff
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about the rest the furnishings.
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If this were my palace, I'd--
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What did I tell you, wench?
Ow!
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Stop right there!
Who are you?
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I am... Butler.
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The butler.
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Wait, your name
is Butler, or--?
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Both!
And I've heard every joke!
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My sincere apologies,
Your Majesty,
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for the deplorable state
of the house.
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Good help is difficult to find,
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as I'm sure
Your Majesty well knows.
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What I know, you impudent toad,
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is that if a servant dared
speak to me in my palace,
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I would have him sewn into
a burlap sack filled with rats,
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and the sack thrown
into the river.
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Burn!
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Well slapped, Your Majesty.
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Come! Let's get
this over with
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so I can bathe off
all this filth and grime.
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Oh, my God,
can you believe this?
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What?
What?
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My commission is gonna be huge!
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Come, you foolish woman!
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Coming, My Majesty!
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Now, is anyone allergic
to ocelots?
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Oh, that's right, Babou!
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Ow, man,
what a hate-slappin' bitch.
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Yeah, I gotta have sex with her.
Wait, what?
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But I thought you and Lana
were kinda, you know...
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Kinda, you know, what?
What'd she say?
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Well, nothing, but--
See? Classic Lana!
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So what, you're gonna try
to bang the queen
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just to make Lana jealous?
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No.
That'll just be icing
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- on what I assume will be
an extremely moist cake... - Blorp.
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Because I've had sex
with a baroness,
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a marquise, a vicomtesse,
the two princess sisters,
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um, a duchess--
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Your mom's dog?
No.
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The wife of a duke?
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Yes, but I've never had sex
with a queen.
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Yasmin would be my greatest
masterpiece, Pam, my-- hang on...
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Moaning Lisa.
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Dammit, I was gonna say that.
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Girl with a pearl necklace.
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The potato eaters.
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Stop it!
But wait.
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Why are you telling me
your plan to not make Lana jealous?
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I dunno, I--
Oh, my god, Pam,
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I think you
might be my best friend.
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You're my best friend!
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What about Cheryl?
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You're my second best friend!
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Oh, my God...
What?
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Eh, I thought by now
I'd be doing a lot better
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in the old friend department.
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I thought by now I'd be dead.
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Well, day's not over...
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Right?
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He what?
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I mean-- so what?
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Well, I just figured
you'd wanna know.
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No, you just figured
it would make me jealous,
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but, spoiler alert,
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I don't give a shit
who Archer bangs.
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Well, yeah, no, but if you did,
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and you wanted
to make Archer jealous...
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Then I'd go break my pussy off
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on that hot little
prince's merguez.
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Exactly, that's what I'm--
Wait, what?
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Which, come to think of it,
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would be what my vagina
refers to as a "win-win."
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But wait a minute!
Love to, can't,
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got a pussy to break.
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Well, that backfired.
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Or did it?
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Yes, yes, it most certainly did.
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Okay, people, listen up.
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If you're not in position,
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you'd better get there
A.S.A.P. because--
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Uh, what's that?
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Because right about now,
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Cheryl should be leading
the Durhanis into...
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The world-renowned
conservatory!
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Where Gillette should be ready
with a transdermal solution
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of the most powerful
laxative known to man.
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I-- dammit,
I had something for this--
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Wait, was it
something about Dukes?
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The Tunt Conservatory
is home to the world's
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second largest collection
of carnivorous plants,
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the shame of which drove
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the current owners'
eccentric great-uncle,
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Theophilus Tunt,
to commit suicide.
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Or maybe it was
just the syphilis.
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We may never know,
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and, frankly,
it's none of our b--
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Bathroom?
What?
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I'm sorry, Your Majesty,
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I don't know what's wrong,
but I need to--
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Mother!
Silence!
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How dare you?
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Indeed.
Well slapped, His Majesty.
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Now, if you will
follow me, into the--
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Bathroom!
Please, Your Majesty! I cannot wait!
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I told you idiots that wasn't
the real famous Ray's!
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A thousand pardons.
Foolish woman! Where is a bathroom?
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Where isn't a bathroom?
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Am I right?
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All kidding aside, though,
the house does have
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22 full
and 18 half-baths,
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all boasting priceless
grueby faience tilework,
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as well as--
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cucumber water bidets!
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Now, if your assorted majesties and
highnesses will please follow me...
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To elevator number three, where
whats-her-face should be standing by...
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10-4 on the 20,
come back.
254
00:09:58,953 --> 00:10:01,053
Stop it!
She will bring the prince upstairs,
255
00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:03,555
where Archer and Lana are
waiting to bring him to me--
256
00:10:03,624 --> 00:10:04,756
What? Wait, what?
257
00:10:04,825 --> 00:10:06,124
What?
What's that?
258
00:10:06,193 --> 00:10:08,827
Are you in position?
Yes?
259
00:10:08,896 --> 00:10:10,028
Yeah, I am...
260
00:10:10,097 --> 00:10:11,430
So I'm not really sure
261
00:10:11,499 --> 00:10:13,665
why you're using
that pissy tone with me--
262
00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:15,100
I--
Unless I sound like Lana,
263
00:10:15,169 --> 00:10:16,368
who is-- hang on--
264
00:10:16,437 --> 00:10:17,870
looking around the position,
265
00:10:17,938 --> 00:10:20,806
and she is...
266
00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:23,442
not in position.
Well, where the hell is she?
267
00:10:23,511 --> 00:10:25,143
Yeah. Stand by?
268
00:10:27,381 --> 00:10:28,881
Jeez! Ow!
269
00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:31,184
Ow!
What's that?
270
00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:35,654
Hey, speaking of Lana
and positions...
271
00:10:35,723 --> 00:10:38,524
Cyril, I either can't or merely
don't want to talk right now, so--
272
00:10:38,592 --> 00:10:41,293
Cowgirl? Wheelbarrow?
Butter churn?
273
00:10:41,362 --> 00:10:44,965
Okay, Gollum, you have won
the game of riddles.
274
00:10:45,085 --> 00:10:46,786
The gold ring is yours!
275
00:10:46,906 --> 00:10:48,721
Lana and the prince, you idiot!
276
00:10:48,841 --> 00:10:51,452
I-- wait, what about
Lana and the prince?
277
00:10:51,572 --> 00:10:53,905
Bow-chicka-dow-dow...
278
00:10:55,576 --> 00:10:56,542
Ow!
279
00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,377
Ow!
280
00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:03,949
So, that backfired...
281
00:11:04,018 --> 00:11:05,817
Maybe I should work
on my timing.
282
00:11:09,924 --> 00:11:12,324
Please... someone...
Just kill me...
283
00:11:12,393 --> 00:11:14,493
Be careful what you wish for!
284
00:11:14,562 --> 00:11:16,762
Especially
if it's claustrophobic,
285
00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:20,399
manually-operated elevators!
286
00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:22,000
Because this is what
you would get.
287
00:11:22,069 --> 00:11:23,402
And I am embarrassed to say
288
00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:25,837
that I have room
for only one passenger.
289
00:11:25,906 --> 00:11:28,373
Where, in your belly?
290
00:11:28,442 --> 00:11:29,908
Burn.
What?
291
00:11:29,977 --> 00:11:31,944
Return!
I shall take His Highness,
292
00:11:32,012 --> 00:11:34,112
and then I shall
speedily return for--
293
00:11:34,181 --> 00:11:35,881
Your Majesty.
294
00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,450
Whoa.
Oh, my God.
295
00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:40,185
Damn, Gina.
296
00:11:40,254 --> 00:11:43,355
If it please Your Majesty,
take the elevator.
297
00:11:43,424 --> 00:11:46,959
I will escort His Highness
upstairs via...
298
00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:48,560
a more scenic route.
299
00:11:50,464 --> 00:11:51,730
Out of the question!
300
00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:53,065
I don't want him alone
without--
301
00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:55,367
Mother, this sounds
like a win-win.
302
00:11:55,436 --> 00:11:57,102
Pardon,
but I'm supposed to--
303
00:11:57,171 --> 00:12:00,939
Mother!
Woman, I will kill you where you stand!
304
00:12:01,008 --> 00:12:03,008
Which, by law
I'm required to tell you,
305
00:12:03,077 --> 00:12:04,910
if there's been a murder
in the house--
306
00:12:04,979 --> 00:12:07,012
oh, but if you
were the murderer...
307
00:12:07,081 --> 00:12:09,448
That's what I love
about this job!
308
00:12:09,516 --> 00:12:10,882
You learn something
new every--
309
00:12:10,951 --> 00:12:12,595
Mother, please!
310
00:12:14,688 --> 00:12:17,756
Fawad, habibi, I shall meet
you upstairs momentarily.
311
00:12:17,825 --> 00:12:20,292
Mind you, do not tarry.
312
00:12:20,361 --> 00:12:21,393
Well?
313
00:12:21,462 --> 00:12:22,661
Blorp.
314
00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,234
What the hell?
315
00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:29,037
Where is everybody?
Here! Present!
316
00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:30,530
Hey, where's Lana?
What the--
317
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:31,737
Well, she's not in here,
318
00:12:31,805 --> 00:12:33,499
which is where you also
shouldn't be!
319
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:34,506
What?
What?
320
00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:36,108
Why aren't you in position?
321
00:12:36,176 --> 00:12:37,442
Because, Slater,
there's a--
322
00:12:37,511 --> 00:12:39,411
a problem with
your tranquilizer gun.
323
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,579
What problem?
324
00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:44,182
It goes off for, like,
no reason.
325
00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:47,419
Where's Lana?
I'm not even a hundred percent sure
326
00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:50,489
where I am right now, so--
327
00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:53,325
You are hands down
my new favorite thing.
328
00:12:53,394 --> 00:12:56,294
Hello? Anybody?
What the-- Ray?
329
00:12:56,363 --> 00:12:57,629
Is that you?
Yeah, I need--
330
00:12:57,698 --> 00:12:59,398
Good, get off,
keep this channel open.
331
00:12:59,466 --> 00:13:02,025
No, I need you guys to--
Keep this channel open!
332
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,590
God, these people.
Always "me, me, me."
333
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,567
Hey, pretty girl...
334
00:13:09,243 --> 00:13:11,677
Or boy, or gender-fluid,
335
00:13:11,745 --> 00:13:14,246
or however
you self-identify,
336
00:13:14,314 --> 00:13:15,981
it's all good.
337
00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:19,284
Although that being said...
Hyahh!
338
00:13:27,361 --> 00:13:29,394
Blorp.
339
00:13:34,169 --> 00:13:37,094
Okay, let's do this!
340
00:13:37,162 --> 00:13:39,029
Whats-yer-face, Pam,
what's your--
341
00:13:39,098 --> 00:13:41,698
What the shit?
What's that?
342
00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:43,467
Hey, you.
343
00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:45,469
What the hell
are you people doing?
344
00:13:45,537 --> 00:13:48,805
Thinking about some breakfast,
am I right?
345
00:13:48,874 --> 00:13:50,707
Oh, my God, chilaquiles?
346
00:13:50,776 --> 00:13:54,254
What the--? Where the hell
is my tranquilizer gun?
347
00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:55,327
Your what?
348
00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:57,247
Your Highness?
349
00:13:57,316 --> 00:13:59,683
Could you help me in here,
please?
350
00:13:59,752 --> 00:14:02,019
And so, beckoned by the servant,
351
00:14:02,087 --> 00:14:05,055
a powerful negress giant,
Fawad entered the boudoir
352
00:14:05,124 --> 00:14:06,723
and soon became a man...
353
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:11,094
I seem to have fallen.
354
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:14,356
I-- I seem
to see that...
355
00:14:14,476 --> 00:14:16,128
Can you help me up...
356
00:14:16,535 --> 00:14:18,635
or vice versa?
357
00:14:18,703 --> 00:14:20,970
I think perhaps both?
Ideally?
358
00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:23,473
Or rather, both,
ideally, would be--
359
00:14:25,577 --> 00:14:27,771
Hello? Prince?
360
00:14:28,121 --> 00:14:31,751
Kid, c'mon, I mean, I know I've been
crushing the post-natal yoga, but--
361
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,632
Seriously,
did you have a stroke?
362
00:14:33,752 --> 00:14:35,852
Seriously?
363
00:14:35,921 --> 00:14:38,188
You honestly thought you were
so physically attractive
364
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:41,320
that you caused a healthy
young man to literally--
365
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,995
to literally...
have a, um... uh...
366
00:14:46,064 --> 00:14:47,497
Stroke?
367
00:14:47,566 --> 00:14:50,455
Seriously?
368
00:14:50,575 --> 00:14:53,636
Well, you better hope I get all
this shit scanned before he wakes--
369
00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:56,139
What's that? I couldn't hear you
over the sound of--
370
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:59,342
Seriously, just yoga?
He said, jealously.
371
00:14:59,411 --> 00:15:01,678
Oh, my God, if anybody's
jealous, it's you.
372
00:15:01,746 --> 00:15:04,314
Hang on, shut up,
I have something for this...
373
00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:06,783
Lana Cougar Mellencamp!
What?
374
00:15:06,851 --> 00:15:08,518
Look at him!
He's a child!
375
00:15:08,587 --> 00:15:10,820
He's 21! I think!
376
00:15:10,889 --> 00:15:13,890
Which is more than I can say
for most of your sexual partners!
377
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:17,660
What? I-- that-- I mean, even if that were
technically true, it's--
378
00:15:17,729 --> 00:15:19,279
It's what, painfully obvious
379
00:15:19,364 --> 00:15:20,780
that the reason you try
to drag your dick
380
00:15:20,865 --> 00:15:21,998
through every attractive
woman you meet
381
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,227
is because you're not over me?
382
00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:25,535
Oh, my God!
383
00:15:25,604 --> 00:15:28,705
And just when their anger
reaches a fever pitch,
384
00:15:28,773 --> 00:15:30,707
in walks Figgis.
385
00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:33,376
I can't even formulate
a response to that!
386
00:15:33,445 --> 00:15:35,211
Because you can't argue
with the truth!
387
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:39,048
I can! And if anybody's
not over anybody, it's you!
388
00:15:39,117 --> 00:15:42,218
With your-- your--
your-- your-- your--
389
00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:46,856
Timing.
390
00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:53,429
Um, excuse me?
Hello?
391
00:15:56,686 --> 00:15:58,301
Jesus, my ear balls!
392
00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,036
Um...
393
00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:02,518
Oh.
So, here's the thing with that...
394
00:16:03,069 --> 00:16:05,475
I'll be seein' you two later...
395
00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:07,210
Guards!
396
00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:09,178
Gua--!
397
00:16:09,247 --> 00:16:10,680
So... not great.
398
00:16:10,749 --> 00:16:12,015
Uh, could be worse.
399
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,383
Coming, Your Majesty!
400
00:16:13,451 --> 00:16:14,517
Case in point.
401
00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:21,624
Yeah, they are gonna
kill everybody.
402
00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:23,860
Well, dammit!
I'll have to disclose that!
403
00:16:23,928 --> 00:16:25,695
Will somebody do something?
404
00:16:25,764 --> 00:16:27,230
Yeah, Lana, get his pants off.
405
00:16:27,299 --> 00:16:28,898
Inappropes, honey.
406
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,134
Wait, were they screwing?
407
00:16:31,202 --> 00:16:33,236
Hey! If anybody tells
mother about this, I'll--
408
00:16:33,305 --> 00:16:35,538
Wait, what?
What the shit?
409
00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:38,541
You idiots! What did you do?
Hey, whoa! First of all,
410
00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:41,444
your plan was way too complicated.
Maybe for you people!
411
00:16:41,513 --> 00:16:44,213
It had everything but a sign
for free bird seed,
412
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,934
and second of all...
413
00:16:46,054 --> 00:16:47,648
What the--?
414
00:16:47,768 --> 00:16:50,462
Huh. I was wondering how many rounds
this little guy held...
415
00:16:51,423 --> 00:16:52,789
Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
416
00:16:52,857 --> 00:16:54,057
I gotta get outta here!
417
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,758
If they find out
the CIA was behind this,
418
00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,527
it'll be
an international incident!
419
00:16:57,595 --> 00:16:59,462
Yeah, God forbid
you guys get caught.
420
00:16:59,531 --> 00:17:01,731
Hello, front desk?
Watergate Hotel?
421
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,900
This is the Bay of Pigs,
in room 61.
422
00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:06,602
Could you send up 1,500
poorly-trained Cuban exiles?
423
00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:07,870
Ooh, and ice!
424
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,276
You done?
425
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,122
Yes, that's right,
and a bucket of ice.
426
00:17:11,242 --> 00:17:14,410
Hmm? What's that? No, we won't
be needing any air cover.
427
00:17:14,479 --> 00:17:15,712
Click. Now I'm done.
428
00:17:19,484 --> 00:17:21,751
Then can we--
Carol, I'm assuming all the bedrooms
429
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:23,319
are connected
to secret passages?
430
00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:25,755
Yeah, so that at night
grandfather could...
431
00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:27,190
look in on the children.
432
00:17:27,258 --> 00:17:29,692
Ew.
433
00:17:29,761 --> 00:17:32,028
Okay, everybody in,
and make sure you swing by
434
00:17:32,097 --> 00:17:33,963
and get Krieger and Ray
on your way out.
435
00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:35,531
Yeah, where is Ray?
436
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,674
Well, I gotta hand it to you...
437
00:17:53,585 --> 00:17:54,817
Wait, what about you guys?
438
00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:55,818
Uh, we're going to...
439
00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:56,919
Um... uh...
440
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,788
Beat 'em off--
hold them off,
441
00:17:58,857 --> 00:18:02,125
so you guys can get away, to--
Safety
442
00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:03,359
or wherever.
443
00:18:03,428 --> 00:18:05,379
Uh-huh.
444
00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:11,534
Okay, so obviously
we'll need to talk
445
00:18:11,603 --> 00:18:12,835
about what just happened,
446
00:18:12,904 --> 00:18:15,204
so... um...
447
00:18:15,273 --> 00:18:15,952
Shitter?
448
00:18:16,072 --> 00:18:18,274
Or wherever.
449
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,277
Your Majesty!
450
00:18:21,346 --> 00:18:22,779
What in the...
Mother?
451
00:18:22,847 --> 00:18:24,380
Your Highness!
Your Majesty!
452
00:18:24,449 --> 00:18:26,916
You're alive!
Tear this place apart!
453
00:18:26,985 --> 00:18:29,352
And when we find
these American pigs,
454
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:32,321
they will eat their own eyes
before we kill them!
455
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,190
Oh, my God...
456
00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:36,726
Lana! It's like--
it's like
457
00:18:36,795 --> 00:18:39,162
the danger makes
it that much hotter!
458
00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:43,230
Yeah, yeah, that,
plus your dick!
459
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,652
Right?
460
00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:49,105
Totally.
461
00:18:49,174 --> 00:18:50,740
Oh, my God...
462
00:18:51,828 --> 00:18:54,610
Well, I hope you're all pleased
463
00:18:54,662 --> 00:18:55,978
with yourselves...
464
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,748
because thanks
to your latest fiasco,
465
00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:01,489
after he makes a formal
protest at the U.N. tomorrow,
466
00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:04,188
the Durhani ambassador is being recalled.
467
00:19:04,308 --> 00:19:06,582
Which...it was all Slater's fault.
468
00:19:06,702 --> 00:19:08,633
Sterling, I swear to God...
469
00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:12,195
Malory it was, he--
And why are you taking Sterling's side?
470
00:19:12,263 --> 00:19:13,496
Because...
471
00:19:13,565 --> 00:19:15,565
Shut up!
Burn!
472
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,834
Slater's plan was just--
Fakakta!
473
00:19:17,902 --> 00:19:20,703
And I was counting on that commission,
and now the homeowners
474
00:19:20,772 --> 00:19:22,939
are taking the house
off the market.
475
00:19:23,007 --> 00:19:26,609
You do realize you're the homeowner.
Still though.
476
00:19:26,678 --> 00:19:28,878
Oh, shut up, and unless there's
anything else,
477
00:19:28,947 --> 00:19:30,346
you can all get out.
478
00:19:30,415 --> 00:19:32,415
Actually, there is one
other thing.
479
00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:34,116
What?
480
00:19:34,185 --> 00:19:36,545
I think Ray deserves a hand.
481
00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:43,493
God dammit!
482
00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:45,943
Oh, come on, we were
all thinking it...
483
00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:49,298
Cause you got no freaking hand, stupid!
484
00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:59,535
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