1 00:00:04,943 --> 00:00:06,544 Nereus to Mission Control, over! 2 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:08,368 Because look around! 3 00:00:08,488 --> 00:00:10,421 Does this look like the brain to you? 4 00:00:10,490 --> 00:00:11,622 No! 5 00:00:11,691 --> 00:00:13,357 Oh. I was gonna say "yes." 6 00:00:13,426 --> 00:00:15,159 We are clearly not in the brain! 7 00:00:15,228 --> 00:00:16,460 Look around, we are surrounded by-- 8 00:00:16,529 --> 00:00:17,662 Whoa! 9 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:19,330 - What the shit? - What the hell? 10 00:00:19,399 --> 00:00:20,364 - Ooh! - Sorry! 11 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,299 Surrounded by muscle fiber... 12 00:00:22,368 --> 00:00:23,648 Just think if I ever worked out. 13 00:00:25,004 --> 00:00:26,671 Ya done? Hm? Oh! 14 00:00:26,739 --> 00:00:27,979 Well, I was saying that look at 15 00:00:28,041 --> 00:00:29,940 all that muscle fiber, out there, 16 00:00:30,009 --> 00:00:31,909 so we're obviously not in the brain, so-- 17 00:00:31,978 --> 00:00:33,944 so where are we, and follow up-- 18 00:00:34,013 --> 00:00:35,464 Nereus to mission control-- 19 00:00:35,584 --> 00:00:37,011 - What is with the rubbing alcohol? 20 00:00:37,131 --> 00:00:39,531 - Uh, I'm making room for Tang. - Nereus to-- 21 00:00:39,651 --> 00:00:41,215 What? What Tang? 22 00:00:41,335 --> 00:00:42,855 The Tang on which I've got dibs, so-- 23 00:00:42,922 --> 00:00:44,488 Why would there be Tang? 24 00:00:44,557 --> 00:00:46,891 Goofy Grape then, whatever! 25 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:49,260 Lefty Lemon? Lana, this is serious. 26 00:00:49,328 --> 00:00:50,889 If our electrolytes get out of balance-- 27 00:00:50,930 --> 00:00:53,364 Archer, we've only got 57 minutes 28 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:56,834 until the sub reverts back to normal size-- Killing Dr. Kovacs-- 29 00:00:56,903 --> 00:00:59,870 and permanently ending your checkered careers as intelligence agents. 30 00:00:59,939 --> 00:01:01,238 We get it. 31 00:01:01,307 --> 00:01:02,707 So your electrolytes can wait. 32 00:01:02,775 --> 00:01:05,176 Well, you say that... So tell us what to do, 33 00:01:05,244 --> 00:01:07,578 how can we help you find out where we are? 34 00:01:07,647 --> 00:01:09,947 Well for starters, he can quit futzing around with the radio and get-- 35 00:01:10,016 --> 00:01:11,515 This is Mission Control, over. 36 00:01:11,584 --> 00:01:12,616 You were saying? 37 00:01:12,685 --> 00:01:14,218 Goosebumps... 38 00:01:14,287 --> 00:01:15,920 Really wish you'd quit dicking around. 39 00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:17,188 I know. 40 00:01:17,256 --> 00:01:19,523 Mission Control, what is our twenty? 41 00:01:19,592 --> 00:01:20,958 The injection was botched... 42 00:01:21,027 --> 00:01:23,461 Krieger... asshole... 43 00:01:23,529 --> 00:01:24,395 Ew! Shh! 44 00:01:24,464 --> 00:01:25,596 No! Ew! 45 00:01:25,665 --> 00:01:27,765 Say again, Control, what is our twenty? 46 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:30,601 It appears you're in Kovacs' left foot. 47 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:33,304 His left foot? Oh, well that's good, right? 48 00:01:33,372 --> 00:01:35,573 How is that possibly good? 49 00:01:35,641 --> 00:01:37,808 Well, relative to Krieger's asshole. 50 00:01:37,877 --> 00:01:39,944 And to this. 51 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:42,346 Seriously, where do you keep the fruity drink powder? 52 00:01:42,415 --> 00:01:44,515 I'd even take Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry. 53 00:01:44,584 --> 00:01:47,885 How noble. Well, no, I'd still bitch about it. 54 00:01:47,954 --> 00:01:49,754 And I think I've earned that right. 55 00:02:15,974 --> 00:02:26,476 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:29,343 --> 00:02:31,820 What's wrong, why aren't they moving? 57 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:33,812 Who knows? Their radio's damaged. 58 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,861 Maybe the propulsion system is, too. 59 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,382 Nereus, this is Mission Control-- 60 00:02:37,451 --> 00:02:39,484 Oh, for the-- they know who it is! 61 00:02:39,553 --> 00:02:41,386 If I were to make a list of things 62 00:02:41,455 --> 00:02:43,555 I'm not in the mood for right now-- 63 00:02:45,158 --> 00:02:47,726 That would be second on said list. 64 00:02:47,794 --> 00:02:49,094 What is it, does she need to be fed? 65 00:02:49,162 --> 00:02:51,162 Wants, maybe. I wouldn't say "need." 66 00:02:51,231 --> 00:02:53,331 She's about to pop out of that onesie. 67 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,133 She seems like a normal baby weight. 68 00:02:55,202 --> 00:02:58,570 Oh, yes, and everyone deserves a trophy just for showing up, 69 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:01,473 and everyone's Kickstarter has merit. 70 00:03:01,541 --> 00:03:02,474 Pff. 71 00:03:03,777 --> 00:03:05,210 Okay people, listen up! 72 00:03:05,279 --> 00:03:06,611 We're bailing! 73 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,913 What're you-- Archer, if you bail on this mission, 74 00:03:08,982 --> 00:03:10,181 your career is over! 75 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,250 Oh, eat several dicks, Slater! 76 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:15,053 Your people shot us in this guy's foot, not us! 77 00:03:15,122 --> 00:03:17,289 Well? Are we bailing or not? 78 00:03:17,357 --> 00:03:18,256 - Yes! - No! 79 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:19,691 Oh, my God... Seriously, 80 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,626 shit or get off the pot. 81 00:03:21,695 --> 00:03:23,728 Ya know, on the farm it was actually a pot, 82 00:03:23,797 --> 00:03:26,398 like...it was literally a pot. 83 00:03:28,201 --> 00:03:30,535 I have absolutely no response to that. 84 00:03:30,604 --> 00:03:33,571 Because forgetting, for the moment, that Dr. Kovacs will die 85 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,841 if we don't laser that blood clot, how-- With the laser, 86 00:03:35,842 --> 00:03:37,342 we cut a hole in his foot, 87 00:03:37,411 --> 00:03:41,346 zrrp, and slide on out, flrrp. 88 00:03:41,415 --> 00:03:44,282 It's basically the old zrrp-and-flrrp. 89 00:03:44,351 --> 00:03:46,284 Archer, we're the size of a bacteria-- 90 00:03:46,353 --> 00:03:47,552 Bacterium. 91 00:03:47,621 --> 00:03:49,454 Thanks, Jill Nye-- Zrrp. 92 00:03:49,523 --> 00:03:51,156 So no one could see us-- 93 00:03:51,224 --> 00:03:52,524 until 48 minutes from now, 94 00:03:52,592 --> 00:03:54,159 when the sub reverts back to normal-- 95 00:03:54,227 --> 00:03:55,593 Killing not only Dr. Kovacs, 96 00:03:55,662 --> 00:03:57,629 but everybody else in the room. 97 00:03:57,698 --> 00:03:59,731 And we can reach the clot in time! How? 98 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,466 To get from his foot all the way to his brain 99 00:04:01,535 --> 00:04:03,335 would take, like-- literally one minute. 100 00:04:03,403 --> 00:04:05,303 I'm sorry, I think you mean figur-- Literally. 101 00:04:05,372 --> 00:04:07,672 That's how long it takes blood to cycle through the body, so-- 102 00:04:07,741 --> 00:04:09,107 - Seriously? - What? 103 00:04:09,176 --> 00:04:10,108 Yeah, that doesn't sound right. 104 00:04:10,177 --> 00:04:11,710 Well, we could ask Wikipedia... 105 00:04:11,778 --> 00:04:14,312 Good luck, I've got negative one bars. 106 00:04:14,381 --> 00:04:18,083 Or we could just ask me, the woman who graduated from Harvard Medical School 107 00:04:18,151 --> 00:04:20,719 summa cum laude. With a minor in Spanish bragging... 108 00:04:20,787 --> 00:04:22,587 A-- that was Latin. He knows. 109 00:04:22,656 --> 00:04:25,857 And B-- we just have to laser our way into one of these veins here. 110 00:04:25,977 --> 00:04:28,314 Flurp! Wait, no; zurp! 111 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,978 Then the blood flow will take us into the inferior vena cava, 112 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:32,330 then up through the right atrium, 113 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:34,232 tricuspid valve, right ventricle, 114 00:04:34,301 --> 00:04:36,067 pulmonic valve, pulmonary artery, 115 00:04:36,136 --> 00:04:37,969 into the lungs, pulmonary veins, 116 00:04:38,038 --> 00:04:39,170 left atrium, mitral valve, 117 00:04:39,239 --> 00:04:40,672 left ventricle, aortic valve, 118 00:04:40,741 --> 00:04:42,540 aorta, common carotid artery... 119 00:04:42,609 --> 00:04:44,242 Internal carotid artery, and then... 120 00:04:44,311 --> 00:04:46,277 I can probably find it from there. 121 00:04:46,346 --> 00:04:49,080 So if the blood flow will take us right to the clot, 122 00:04:49,149 --> 00:04:50,982 what's the catch? The catch 123 00:04:51,051 --> 00:04:53,918 is that we'll be going between three and four miles an hour. 124 00:04:53,987 --> 00:04:55,687 Big whoop? 125 00:04:55,756 --> 00:04:57,288 No? Nobody? 126 00:04:57,357 --> 00:04:58,556 Oh, shit... 127 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:00,358 If we're the size of a tiny germ... 128 00:05:00,427 --> 00:05:01,826 Yes, to us it will seem like-- 129 00:05:01,895 --> 00:05:03,962 Making the jump to hyperspace? 130 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:05,263 If by "hyperspace" 131 00:05:05,332 --> 00:05:06,664 you're referring to the film "Star Wars" 132 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:08,433 and not bosonic string theory, then-- 133 00:05:08,502 --> 00:05:10,435 Shh. There's enough room in the world 134 00:05:10,504 --> 00:05:13,471 for science and miracles. 135 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:15,460 Okay people, listen up! When we go into that vein 136 00:05:15,509 --> 00:05:17,642 we're gonna get hit with about ten G's. 137 00:05:17,711 --> 00:05:19,210 - Buckle up! - No! 138 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:20,612 Just kidding. 139 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,213 - That's a lot of G's. - Oh, 140 00:05:22,282 --> 00:05:24,433 so suddenly you don't have a death wish? 141 00:05:24,553 --> 00:05:26,319 Lana, I've never had a death wish. 142 00:05:26,388 --> 00:05:28,822 It's just that I don't believe that I personally... 143 00:05:28,891 --> 00:05:30,657 even can die. 144 00:05:30,726 --> 00:05:33,960 Wow... Although I do believe in ghosts. 145 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,929 Not sure if that's related, or... 146 00:05:37,499 --> 00:05:39,066 Guess I better put these away 147 00:05:39,134 --> 00:05:40,814 since they're tungsten, and insanely sharp. 148 00:05:40,836 --> 00:05:43,937 Yeah... Should you even have those? 149 00:05:44,006 --> 00:05:46,506 I shouldn't even have yarn. 150 00:05:46,575 --> 00:05:50,744 And I should not have volunteered for this. 151 00:05:50,813 --> 00:05:52,612 So, I saw you coming on to Archer-- 152 00:05:52,681 --> 00:05:54,481 Look, I'm a sexual being. 153 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:56,550 If that is shocking to you, then so be it. 154 00:05:56,618 --> 00:05:58,185 It's not, I was just gonna tell you 155 00:05:58,253 --> 00:05:59,453 he's had the clap so many times 156 00:05:59,455 --> 00:06:00,787 it's more like applause. 157 00:06:00,856 --> 00:06:01,655 Uh, what was that? 158 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:03,690 I said, ready on that laser? 159 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:05,292 Duh. 160 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,259 Then fire at-- 161 00:06:08,597 --> 00:06:10,797 ...will. Great. 162 00:06:10,866 --> 00:06:12,666 Okay, Gillette, now just slip it in 163 00:06:12,735 --> 00:06:15,168 nice and easy... 164 00:06:15,237 --> 00:06:18,572 I mean... what about "That's what she said"? Can we at least do that? 165 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,507 Hush! Here we go, people! 166 00:06:20,576 --> 00:06:22,275 God, I will be glad when this is over. 167 00:06:22,344 --> 00:06:24,010 Yeah, and when it is, 168 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:27,681 I think you really should apologize to Lana. For what? 169 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:30,951 For being so racist about your hand! Wh--? Racist? 170 00:06:31,019 --> 00:06:33,553 Yeah, all that Driving Miss Daisy stuff, 171 00:06:33,622 --> 00:06:34,721 and the piggly wiggly, 172 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,289 and the-- Oh, my God! 173 00:06:36,358 --> 00:06:37,991 I was mad because it's a robot hand, 174 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:39,493 not because it's black! 175 00:06:39,561 --> 00:06:40,694 Hang on! 176 00:06:40,763 --> 00:06:42,711 Oh. Because it totally seemed like-- 177 00:06:42,831 --> 00:06:44,844 - I gotta go tell her! - No, no, no! 178 00:06:50,405 --> 00:06:51,538 Waa! 179 00:06:54,042 --> 00:06:56,309 Ugh, are you crippled again? 180 00:06:58,914 --> 00:06:59,813 Yep. 181 00:06:59,882 --> 00:07:01,414 Well, cheer up, buddy. 182 00:07:01,483 --> 00:07:04,217 Maybe Krieger can get you some black bionic legs. 183 00:07:04,286 --> 00:07:06,920 Just like Jesse Owens! 184 00:07:06,989 --> 00:07:10,490 Who may or may not have been a robot. 185 00:07:10,559 --> 00:07:14,661 Although I might be thinking of the Jetsons' maid. 186 00:07:14,730 --> 00:07:17,597 Wait, was she black? 187 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:24,733 What do you mean, he's crippled? 188 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:26,740 Differently-abled, whatever! 189 00:07:26,809 --> 00:07:29,009 No, we can just go with crippled... 190 00:07:29,077 --> 00:07:30,237 Then who's steering the ship? 191 00:07:30,245 --> 00:07:31,511 I am! 192 00:07:32,781 --> 00:07:34,247 Now's the perfect time... 193 00:07:34,316 --> 00:07:35,916 Not like you haven't dreamed about it... 194 00:07:35,984 --> 00:07:38,018 Just crash the sub and kill them, Cyril. 195 00:07:38,086 --> 00:07:38,952 Okay, Cyril? 196 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:40,460 Hm? Yes? Over? 197 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,661 We're through the heart now, 198 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:43,291 and we need to get to the carotid artery, 199 00:07:43,325 --> 00:07:45,559 so on my mark, turn hard to starboard. 200 00:07:45,627 --> 00:07:47,364 And refresh my memory, starboard is-- 201 00:07:47,484 --> 00:07:48,317 Mark! 202 00:07:51,195 --> 00:07:53,255 Now on my mark, hard to port! And that's--? 203 00:07:53,324 --> 00:07:54,284 Mark! Ah! 204 00:07:56,527 --> 00:07:58,560 Okay, this is it... 205 00:07:58,629 --> 00:08:01,108 Wow, guess it does just take a minute. 206 00:08:01,545 --> 00:08:03,279 So they're in the brain now? 207 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:05,437 Well, we're assuming they are. 208 00:08:05,668 --> 00:08:08,103 We have to wait for them to tell us their location. 209 00:08:08,172 --> 00:08:11,173 The sub is too small to track with our current technology. 210 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:14,042 Maybe the CIA should do a Kickstarter. 211 00:08:14,111 --> 00:08:18,080 Can someone please get that child some food! 212 00:08:18,148 --> 00:08:20,682 Oh, all right, she can have... 213 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:23,752 One cocktail onion. 214 00:08:23,821 --> 00:08:27,389 Okay, there's the blood clot. Fascinating. 215 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:30,225 Ugh! People's bodies are so gross. 216 00:08:30,294 --> 00:08:31,574 Well, some people can't help it! 217 00:08:31,628 --> 00:08:33,562 Wh--? Not you, Pam. 218 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:37,232 I was talking about Ray. Seriously, you're like filet o' man. 219 00:08:37,301 --> 00:08:39,468 - Ya know... - Time to deminiaturization-- 220 00:08:39,536 --> 00:08:40,569 40 minutes. 221 00:08:40,637 --> 00:08:42,137 So hey, if you've got this... 222 00:08:42,206 --> 00:08:44,106 I've always got everything. 223 00:08:44,174 --> 00:08:46,141 Then I'm gonna go check on Ray. 224 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:48,310 Oh, tell him-- no, never mind. 225 00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:50,078 No? You don't have a pun-based 226 00:08:50,147 --> 00:08:51,947 little zinger about walking, or-- 227 00:08:52,016 --> 00:08:53,448 No, I'm actually... 228 00:08:53,517 --> 00:08:55,684 kinda worried he's gonna kill himself. 229 00:08:55,753 --> 00:08:57,452 Laser turret, prepare for thrombolysis. 230 00:08:57,521 --> 00:08:59,654 Uh... is there a knob for that, or-- 231 00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:02,157 It means destruction of the thrombus. 232 00:09:02,226 --> 00:09:04,226 Uh... The thrombus is the blood clot! 233 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,994 Oh, duh... 234 00:09:06,063 --> 00:09:08,807 Yes, obviously you've got this. 235 00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:12,567 All right, Archer, you have to be sure not to let the laser detach the thrombus 236 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:15,537 from the artery wall. The last thing we want is an embolism. 237 00:09:15,606 --> 00:09:17,739 No shit, that's my third biggest fear. 238 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,474 That's an aneurysm. 239 00:09:19,543 --> 00:09:20,743 Okay, fourth biggest, whatever. 240 00:09:20,751 --> 00:09:24,312 Archer, focus. We've got less than 40 minutes to deminiaturization! 241 00:09:24,381 --> 00:09:27,041 Oh, shit. And even less than that until we're out of oxygen. 242 00:09:27,161 --> 00:09:30,419 Wait, what? O2 consumption's about 12 percent higher 243 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,154 than it should be... 12 percent? 244 00:09:32,222 --> 00:09:33,622 That's like an entire... 245 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:35,791 Extra person. 246 00:09:35,859 --> 00:09:37,993 - A person called... - What the--? 247 00:09:38,062 --> 00:09:39,161 God damn it, Michael! 248 00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:41,563 TV's Michael Gray. 249 00:09:41,632 --> 00:09:43,206 You ruined it. 250 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:46,617 And also please let me out. No! 251 00:09:46,737 --> 00:09:48,537 - Uh, what's going on? - Well, 252 00:09:48,605 --> 00:09:50,572 TV's Michael Gray is on board, for some reason. 253 00:09:50,641 --> 00:09:52,641 What? Mikey Mike! 254 00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:56,478 And where are you two going? Up there, to gawk at TV's Michael Gray. 255 00:09:56,547 --> 00:09:59,681 And, we're taking these razor sharp tungsten knitting needles with us. 256 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,150 What about Ray? He can't come, he's crippled. 257 00:10:02,219 --> 00:10:05,353 Lana! 258 00:10:05,422 --> 00:10:07,656 And also physically. What the--? 259 00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:10,759 Wh--? Cyril! Can you see where we're going with your head up your ass? 260 00:10:10,828 --> 00:10:13,695 That wasn't me, we're not even moving! 261 00:10:13,764 --> 00:10:16,024 It's leukocytes! White blood cells! 262 00:10:16,144 --> 00:10:18,031 Agh, they must think we're bacterium! 263 00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:21,627 Well, let's see how they like having a laser beam blasted up... 264 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:24,518 whichever part of the leukocyte is the asshole. 265 00:10:25,522 --> 00:10:27,966 Um, Alex, I think my buzzer's broken. 266 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,010 Goddammit! 267 00:10:29,079 --> 00:10:30,359 The laser capacitors are damaged! 268 00:10:30,414 --> 00:10:31,513 Is that bad? 269 00:10:31,582 --> 00:10:33,081 What do you think? 270 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:36,084 That you'd better watch your tone? 271 00:10:36,153 --> 00:10:40,422 I'm... so... sah-hah-hah-hah-reee... 272 00:10:40,491 --> 00:10:42,591 And I accept your apology, but, honey, 273 00:10:42,659 --> 00:10:45,460 I need to go see what's going on... It's God's wrath! 274 00:10:45,529 --> 00:10:48,930 For lettin' my self-loathing about my ever-increasing bionics 275 00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:50,699 make you think I'm a racist! 276 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,734 Well, I don't know about God's wrath, but-- 277 00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:54,970 Oh but you will, Miss Unwed Mother. 278 00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:56,740 Okay. Ow! 279 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:59,774 Hey, one of those leukocyte things just blobbed all over the windshield-- 280 00:10:59,843 --> 00:11:01,376 Cyril, shut up. What're we doing? 281 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:03,411 Suffocating! 282 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,546 Oh, sorry, Mikey Mike... 283 00:11:04,615 --> 00:11:05,647 No no no, don't let him-- 284 00:11:05,716 --> 00:11:06,648 Ta-da! 285 00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:10,318 I think sometimes you oversell it, buddy. 286 00:11:10,387 --> 00:11:12,621 Great, now we can all suffocate. 287 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:16,191 - Excuse me? - We only had enough oxygen for eight crew, not nine, 288 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:19,461 so thanks to TV's Michael Gray, we're low on oxygen. 289 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:21,029 Why is he here? What? Are you kidding me? 290 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,430 Dammit, Michael Gray, it's bad enough 291 00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:24,065 we're getting devoured by leukocytes! 292 00:11:24,134 --> 00:11:25,534 Well, what do you want me to do, 293 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,669 transform into Captain Marvel and save the day? 294 00:11:27,738 --> 00:11:29,437 I'd be happy if you could transform 295 00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:31,006 into Jackson Bostwick! 296 00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:38,180 S-sorry. 297 00:11:38,248 --> 00:11:40,048 I guess I had that coming, huh? 298 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,716 Will you explain that to me later? 299 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,485 I was gonna ask you to. 300 00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:45,353 Time until miniaturization-- 301 00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:47,155 Okay, so we've got-- 30 minutes. 302 00:11:47,224 --> 00:11:49,558 Thanks, and since the laser's all jibbered up... 303 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,427 Someone will just have to go out there in scuba gear 304 00:11:52,496 --> 00:11:54,362 and use this portable laser 305 00:11:54,431 --> 00:11:58,033 to destroy the clot and fend off attacking leukocytes. 306 00:11:58,101 --> 00:12:00,702 And I guess that someone is me. 307 00:12:00,771 --> 00:12:03,004 Us. I'm going with you. 308 00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:05,006 Oh my God, Michael, it's over. 309 00:12:05,075 --> 00:12:06,408 Stop trying to impress me! 310 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,710 And also no offense, but you're tiny. 311 00:12:08,779 --> 00:12:11,079 But, Archer, somebody has to watch your back. 312 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,315 Well that somebody's not gonna be A.J.'s mother, 313 00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:15,383 so... Slater. 314 00:12:15,452 --> 00:12:17,586 No way, you're just gonna frag me! 315 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,720 I totally was. 316 00:12:18,789 --> 00:12:20,155 Okay, so... Pam. 317 00:12:20,224 --> 00:12:22,224 Yay! 318 00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:24,960 Well don't rub it in TV's Michael Gray's face! 319 00:12:25,028 --> 00:12:26,428 Sorry. 320 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,231 Oh, fuck you. 321 00:12:30,989 --> 00:12:32,756 Time to deminiaturization-- 322 00:12:32,824 --> 00:12:34,824 15 minutes. 323 00:12:34,893 --> 00:12:38,161 Because who takes 15 minutes to put on a damn wetsuit? 324 00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:41,631 Who has an entire submarine with no damn talcum powder on board? 325 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,634 And Archer, remember, do not let the leukocytes touch you. 326 00:12:44,703 --> 00:12:45,769 They're-- Macrophages. 327 00:12:45,837 --> 00:12:48,071 Yeah, got it. What's that mean? 328 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:51,508 It means they'll slowly turn your entire body inside out 329 00:12:51,577 --> 00:12:54,511 and devour every single cell you're made of. 330 00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,846 Holy snacrophages. 331 00:12:56,915 --> 00:12:59,516 Oh. I thought it was a type of wizard. 332 00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:01,885 Hey, you guys wanna take my needles? 333 00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:04,028 What? No, why would we want those? 334 00:13:04,148 --> 00:13:05,781 They're tungsten. Move. 335 00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:07,149 Archer, listen to me, 336 00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:09,050 I know you think you're invincible. 337 00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:10,852 Plus now I have a laser backpack. 338 00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:12,254 But you're a father now-- 339 00:13:12,322 --> 00:13:14,322 With a laser backpack. 340 00:13:14,391 --> 00:13:17,793 Shut up. And please... be careful. 341 00:13:17,861 --> 00:13:20,495 No. To both. 342 00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:22,197 Woo-hoo! 343 00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:25,133 Leukocytes! 344 00:13:25,202 --> 00:13:26,868 Thirteen minutes to go... 345 00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:28,303 And just to reiterate, 346 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,838 if your people fail-- 347 00:13:29,907 --> 00:13:31,873 We'll never work in espionage again. 348 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:34,609 Yes, you've made that perfectly clear. 349 00:13:34,678 --> 00:13:37,979 Maybe we can live on all the prize money she wins as a competitive eater. 350 00:13:39,249 --> 00:13:41,149 So, how are they doing out there? 351 00:13:41,218 --> 00:13:43,752 About like you'd expect, from Archer. 352 00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:45,387 Woo! 353 00:13:47,024 --> 00:13:49,157 Eat that, you stupid macrophage! 354 00:13:49,226 --> 00:13:51,426 There's another one, nine o'clock! 355 00:13:51,495 --> 00:13:54,462 Oh, my God, I could do this all day. 356 00:13:54,531 --> 00:13:56,400 Well since we don't have all day... 357 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,623 Shut up! 358 00:13:57,743 --> 00:13:59,257 Coming up on 12 minutes. 359 00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:01,752 Will we have enough time to reach the extraction point on his tear duct? 360 00:14:01,872 --> 00:14:03,905 We should. From here via the optic nerve 361 00:14:03,974 --> 00:14:05,207 should only take 90 seconds, 362 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:07,275 then another 60 to the tear duct. 363 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:10,445 So we even have time... to make love. 364 00:14:10,514 --> 00:14:12,047 What? Sex. 365 00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:13,515 Inside my lover's own body. 366 00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:15,450 It would be the ultimate cuckold. 367 00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:18,887 Ew, no! Lady, you've got problems. 368 00:14:18,956 --> 00:14:21,756 Plus TV's Michael Gray is staring right at us. 369 00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:28,997 Okay, that was the last one for now. 370 00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:31,266 Keep a lookout while I zrrp the clot. 371 00:14:31,335 --> 00:14:33,215 And remember, you have to make sure 372 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:35,103 it doesn't break free from the-- 373 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,174 What was that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you 374 00:14:39,243 --> 00:14:43,078 over the sound of me thrombolyzing the shit out of that thrombus. 375 00:14:43,146 --> 00:14:45,213 Well? Are you just gonna stand there and gloat? 376 00:14:45,282 --> 00:14:47,148 Technically, Lana, I'm floating. 377 00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,317 It's basically the old float-and-gloat-- 378 00:14:49,386 --> 00:14:51,253 Get back to the ship, you asshole! 379 00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:53,889 Okay, but only because I choose to. 380 00:14:53,957 --> 00:14:56,725 Archer, look out! Wh--? 381 00:14:56,793 --> 00:15:01,296 And also because it seems like the prudent course of action. 382 00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:04,165 Time to deminiaturization-- 10 minutes. 383 00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:07,269 Dammit. Okay, get ready for the extraction. 384 00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:10,538 Get ready how? We don't even know if the sub is in his tear duct yet! 385 00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:13,475 So go get an eyedropper, and for the next 10 minutes 386 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:16,778 just keep eyedroppering out his tears and moving them into the hangar! 387 00:15:16,847 --> 00:15:19,314 Scoop out his whole damn eyeball if you have to! 388 00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:22,784 Oh no-no-no-no, we wouldn't do dat, 389 00:15:22,853 --> 00:15:25,320 would we? No, dat's a meanie-bo-beanie... 390 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,491 Okay, door's closed! Hit it! 391 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:30,920 Alright, we're in, purging airloc-- 392 00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,761 No, no, no, no, no! 393 00:15:32,829 --> 00:15:34,796 I'm sorry, what was that? 394 00:15:34,865 --> 00:15:37,399 The ship cannot move 395 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:40,335 - while the airlock is purging. - Oh. 396 00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:44,472 Uh, kinda seems like a design flaw... We could start drinking it. 397 00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:46,074 That would save like, two seconds! 398 00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:47,909 Well, plus I'm pretty thirsty. 399 00:15:47,978 --> 00:15:50,912 Pam, it's blood. I'm pretty thirsty. 400 00:15:50,981 --> 00:15:53,714 Time to deminiaturization-- eight minutes. 401 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:54,900 Okay, Cyril! 402 00:15:54,969 --> 00:15:56,502 You have to be ready to go 403 00:15:56,571 --> 00:15:58,011 the second that the airlock is clear! 404 00:15:58,072 --> 00:16:00,539 Clear? Yes! Yes? 405 00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:03,309 Yeah, what could possibly go wrong... 406 00:16:04,385 --> 00:16:05,865 Okay, this eyedropper's full! 407 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,576 Here! Go! Move! 408 00:16:07,645 --> 00:16:09,344 Dammit, gimme another eyedropper! 409 00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:10,913 Time to deminiaturization-- 410 00:16:10,981 --> 00:16:12,552 seven minutes. 411 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,885 6 minutes. 412 00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,556 5 minutes. 413 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,377 4 minutes. 414 00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:22,624 Three minutes to deminiaturization. 415 00:16:22,693 --> 00:16:24,927 Airlock purged. 416 00:16:24,995 --> 00:16:25,961 What're we doing? 417 00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:27,229 Go, go, go, go! 418 00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:29,264 Ah! 419 00:16:30,668 --> 00:16:32,301 Eyedropper! 420 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,303 Okay Cyril, here comes the optic nerve! 421 00:16:34,371 --> 00:16:35,571 Now hard to starboard! 422 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:37,506 Hard to starboard! 423 00:16:39,076 --> 00:16:39,975 Two minutes. 424 00:16:40,044 --> 00:16:41,343 Exciting, huh? 425 00:16:41,412 --> 00:16:43,378 Yeah. Shut up! 426 00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:47,216 Oh, right. 427 00:16:47,284 --> 00:16:48,283 There's the tear duct! 428 00:16:48,352 --> 00:16:49,451 Hard to port! 429 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,287 Hard to port! 430 00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:54,556 - Eyedropper! - One minute. 431 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:57,493 Holy shit, we're gonna make it! 432 00:16:57,561 --> 00:16:59,061 Wait, are we gonna make it? 433 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:01,296 Or are "we" just...too broken? 434 00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:03,599 Michael... 435 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:04,833 Seriously. 436 00:17:04,902 --> 00:17:07,069 Look look, there's a bright light! 437 00:17:07,138 --> 00:17:08,504 Yes! We're approaching the eyeball! 438 00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:10,272 Thirty seconds. 439 00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:11,573 Eyedropper! 440 00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:13,308 So yeah, we shower it up, 441 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:14,810 and then wherever the town is, 442 00:17:14,879 --> 00:17:16,912 we go find a sizzler or whatever-- 443 00:17:16,981 --> 00:17:20,048 me, Lana, you and TV's Michael Gray, double-date-- 444 00:17:20,117 --> 00:17:23,465 and the flrrp-- get shitty on rib eyes and scotch. 445 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:24,268 Mmkay. 446 00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:26,021 10 seconds. 447 00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,613 Nine, eight, seven... 448 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:29,625 Oh, that's it. 449 00:17:29,693 --> 00:17:31,093 Six, five... Go, go, go-- get out of here! 450 00:17:31,162 --> 00:17:33,362 Four, three, 451 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,164 two, one. 452 00:17:35,232 --> 00:17:36,965 Begin deminiatur-- 453 00:17:49,146 --> 00:17:51,780 Huh. 454 00:17:51,849 --> 00:17:53,882 Guess we didn't make it... 455 00:17:53,951 --> 00:17:57,286 But-- so, is there a steakhouse around? 456 00:17:57,354 --> 00:17:59,751 Oh, and do they have flowerpot bread? 457 00:18:02,159 --> 00:18:04,159 All right, so now listen-- 458 00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:07,062 No, no, no, no, I will not listen, 459 00:18:07,131 --> 00:18:08,797 because you no longer exist in my world. 460 00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:10,832 So take this unlucky baby... 461 00:18:10,901 --> 00:18:14,303 while I focus on the two positive aspects of this debacle, 462 00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:16,838 the first being that you people will no longer be a stain 463 00:18:16,907 --> 00:18:19,274 on the escutcheon of the clandestine services, and-- 464 00:18:19,343 --> 00:18:21,243 No, please! You can't blacklist us. 465 00:18:21,312 --> 00:18:23,245 This is all I've ever known, it's-- Shh! 466 00:18:23,314 --> 00:18:26,848 The second positive is that even though Dr. Kovacs is dead, 467 00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,186 his miniaturization process lives on 468 00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:32,070 in the memory banks of the supercomputer... 469 00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:47,269 Woo! Shrinky-dink that! 470 00:18:47,338 --> 00:18:48,370 Krieger out! 471 00:18:51,108 --> 00:18:52,374 Which... 472 00:18:52,443 --> 00:18:55,410 Dr. Kovacs conceived and built 473 00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:58,480 the magnum opus of what was surely the greatest mind 474 00:18:58,549 --> 00:19:00,849 of his generation. 475 00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:06,688 And so you work your whole life for something, for a cause, 476 00:19:06,757 --> 00:19:09,124 and in the end what do you have to show for it? 477 00:19:09,193 --> 00:19:11,893 No parade, no statue, no medal of freedom, 478 00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:13,495 no songs of heroic deeds... 479 00:19:15,232 --> 00:19:18,066 Just an ulcer and you, dear... 480 00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:21,136 Who I honestly think just gave me a hernia. 481 00:19:30,481 --> 00:19:33,882 Well, if you fed her, like you said you did, 482 00:19:33,951 --> 00:19:35,776 why is she still hungry? 483 00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:38,520 Who knows with her? A tapeworm? 484 00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:42,357 And after that disaster, you'd all better get used to being hungry. 485 00:19:42,426 --> 00:19:44,159 At least until I can find a way 486 00:19:44,228 --> 00:19:46,061 to get us back in with the CIA. 487 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,263 Why bother? Excuse me? 488 00:19:48,332 --> 00:19:51,433 Well, look, I can't speak for Archer-- And yet-- 489 00:19:51,502 --> 00:19:53,602 but I don't want to risk my life on shady missions 490 00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:55,707 for those assholes at the CIA. 491 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,072 I have a child to raise. 492 00:19:57,141 --> 00:19:58,607 So do I! Well, not... 493 00:19:58,676 --> 00:20:00,676 And besides, they obviously set us up. 494 00:20:00,744 --> 00:20:03,045 They've always wanted us to fail. Why would they-- 495 00:20:03,113 --> 00:20:07,349 Why would you wanna work for those Ivy League white-shoe D.C. pricks? 496 00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:10,252 That's not who we are! 497 00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:13,488 We're the outsiders, the scrappy underdogs! 498 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,159 We're Delta House, the Dirty Dozen, 499 00:20:17,227 --> 00:20:19,628 The Rebel Alliance. The Commitments! 500 00:20:19,697 --> 00:20:21,463 Yeah! Woo-hoo! 501 00:20:21,532 --> 00:20:23,899 We're the Bad News Frickin' Bears, 502 00:20:23,967 --> 00:20:26,601 and our Lupus is an openly gay cyborg 503 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:28,770 dying of sepsis in a wheelbarrow! 504 00:20:28,839 --> 00:20:31,640 Woo! That's us! 505 00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:33,408 I do think he's actually dying, though. 506 00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:36,478 So why would you want to go back to being the CIA's-- 507 00:20:36,547 --> 00:20:38,613 sorry, but-- bitch? 508 00:20:38,682 --> 00:20:40,349 Because, you peawit, 509 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,351 what are we going to do for money? 510 00:20:42,419 --> 00:20:44,486 Well... 511 00:20:44,606 --> 00:20:47,182 I actually have some thoughts on that. 512 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:52,949 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net