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<i>Well, this is another fine mess.</i>

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Thanks to your idiot son.

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You're as much to blame
as he is.

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Wha... how?

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- Exactly.
- Wait, what?

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- You heard her!
- Don't yell at her!

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- Don't yell at her!
- Don't yell at him!

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- What are you doing?
- I don't know!

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Guys, come on!

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I think we could all
benefit from not yelling!

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The only thing
you'd benefit from is an EMP.

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Not even as a joke.

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<i>Do I look like I'm joking?</i>

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I mean, honestly,
it's hard to tell with you,

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what with that robot face.

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Well, I'm not joking.

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I actually
didn't think you were.

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Because, meat-bag,
I don't think it's funny

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when people steal from me.

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What... is that
what this is about?

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What'd you think it was about?

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Again, hard to tell with you
because of your...

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Say "robot face" again,
shitlick.

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- Delivery?
- Oh.

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You're gonna talk to me
about delivery,

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after you stole my cargo?

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- I didn't steal it.
- I still have it.

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- You... where is it?
- On the "Seamus."

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I was bringing it to you.
Why do you think I'm here?

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Wha... because I captured you?

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- Potato, pobobot.
- What?

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Look, let me go back to
the ship, I'll get the thing,

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bring it back here,
and everything's space-jake.

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- Wow.
- Yeah.

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You must think
I'm pretty stupid.

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Eh.

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How bout you tell me
where it is?

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- In the safe.
- Let me finish!

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I send a couple of my guys
to go get it,

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- and...
- - Well.

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- Send a couple you don't like...
- Let me...

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Because if they punch in
the wrong combination,

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they're gonna be eating
a 20-kiloton burrito for lunch.

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Huh?

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It's got a nuclear
self-destruct.

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Okay, so then how bout you
tell me the right combination?

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Well, because I feel like
if I did,

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I'd no longer be negotiating
from a position of power.

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You think you're in
a position of power?

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Eh.

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Okay, well, I'm gonna go
do this thing with...

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<i>Well, to your friends.</i>

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Tell 'em hey.

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And I'm while I'm gone,

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I'd really like you
to give some thought to

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telling me the combination.

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I feel like
I have thought about it.

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Well, but you haven't
met my buddy...

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Funbeak.

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Jesus Hannibal Christ.

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Right?

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Say hello, Funbeak.

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Hello, Fun-un-unbeak.

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You kook.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Okay, I'm looking around
and I'm seeing

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some pretty mopey faces.

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Yeah, 'cause you're
selling us into slavery

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down in the spek mines.

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Wait, what?

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- Well, not all of you.
- Come again?

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Space phrasing!

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Well, thanks to your buddy Bort,

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one of you
has a chance to go free,

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and, hell, I'll even
throw in your ship.

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- Come on.
- That is our ship!

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First of all, that's my ship.

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- Half yours.
- Shut up.

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- And...
- And who knows?

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Maybe you'll win it back.

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- Win it back how?
- Oh, man.

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I was hoping you'd ask that,

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because this sets up
my big reveal.

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Bum-bum-baa!

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Ta-daa!

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- Ah!
- Jesus Space Christ!

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- Oh, man!
- Ah!

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♪ ♪

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Holy shit,
it's that dickhead Bort!

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Hey, hey, guys!

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Whoever doesn't die,
let's hang out after.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Pretty sweet reveal, huh?

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- Gladiator fights?
- Are you serious?

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Maybe it is my delivery.

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Yeah, Bort rented y'all
for his birthday party.

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- Rented?
- Unless you die.

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Well, then he's buying you.

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Wait, have we done this before?

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- Somebody has.
- - Right?

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Doesn't matter.

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Okay, so while I go check in
on Archer's torture sesh,

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y'all decide
who's gonna fight who.

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Actually, it's "whom."

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I said "whom."

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- Or not.
- I don't know.

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Bee-boo-boop.

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What do you guys think
about my delivery?

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Well, now what
are we supposed to do?

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I guess we gotta
pick somebody to fight against.

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Aw, man, I can't fight you guys.

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I literally can't.

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According to
the First Law of Robotics,

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I'm not allowed to
harm a human being.

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- I pick Krieger!
- Wha... no way!

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- Yes way!
- Cyril!

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- Shut your fat mouth!
- I get Krieger!

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- Excuse me?
- I...

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No, I mean, come on.
I called dibs.

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- Well then, I get Ms. Archer!
- Aw, man!

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Well, as much as I'd like
to see you idiots

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stomp each other's heads in...

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- Perhaps another time.
- Ho-ho!

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Where the hell
do you think you're going?

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To rescue Sterling
and get off this rock.

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Plus, there has to be
a bar around here.

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Oh, no you don't!

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- Whoop.
- Ow!

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Toodles.

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- Okay, I pick you.
- Bring it.

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- Oh, I will.
- I'm bringing extra.

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So, Cheryl and Lana,
Cyril and me,

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and where does that leave Pam?

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As the loneliest gal
at the Monsters' Ball.

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Krieger, wanna swap with me?

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- Yep, yep, yep.
- Wait, what?

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Oh, man,
this is gonna be so gross.

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What is?

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Cleaning your nuts out
from between my toes.

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Ew!

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Yeah.

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You better gulp nervously.

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Lana, do something!

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Okay, okay.

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Me and Carol,

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- Cyril and Krieger...
- Yes!

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Then those two winners fight,
and then I guess

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Pam gets that winner.

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- Aw.
- We're all winners in my book.

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And I guess just try
to make your fights look real,

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and maybe that'll
buy us some time

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to come up with a plan
to get out of this crazy place.

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That's Sterling!

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Come on, already!
What are you, hourly?

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I am, actually.

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Please don't do tha...

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Please.

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I can't take any more.

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But Funbeak
has so much more to give.

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That was a joke.

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Listen, listen, listen to me.

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You guys seriously have to
work on your delivery.

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Funbeak will try again.

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Did you hear the one
about the human with no penis?

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No.

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- Wait. Hang on.
- Funbeak messed it up.

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Uh... hang on.
Uh... okay.

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So...

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Duh.

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- Hey!
- Mother?

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Sterling, are you all right?

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I'm not great.

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Who are you and
what are you doing?

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Well, I was drinking
a surprisingly good martini,

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but now it seems
I'll have to settle for

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whipping the ass off
of some robot cereal mascot.

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Funbeak will destroy you.

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Bring it, bird!

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Holy shit.

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This is literally
a dream come true,

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which unfortunately
turns super sexual.

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Will you quit screwing around?

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Oh, you're just jealous.

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That you zapped yourself
into the CPU

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of the world's ugliest bird?

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- You're crazy.
- I'm gorgeous.

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Will you...

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- How we doing, gang?
- Oh!

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Um, uh...

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Subject is still uncooperative.

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Well, are you zapping
his dick like I told you?

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- Yes.
- All right.

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- Let me see.
- As you wish.

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- Whoa-whoa, wait.
- No-no-no-no-no-no...

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Whoo, yeah!

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How bout it, bud?

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Ready to tell me
the combination to the safe?

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No.

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All right, well, I'm gonna go

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watch his nutwipe buddies
try to kill each other, so...

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- Wait, wait, wait!
- What?

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Yeah, gladiator fights.

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Okay, Funbeak, keep it up
with the ole weenie roast here.

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Weenie roast,
that is a good one.

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L-O-L.

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It was good.

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And my delivery's fine.

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Okay, now cut me out of here!

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First tell me
what's in the safe.

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- In the what?
- Nothing.

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What are you... I was
just trying to buy some time.

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Uh-huh.

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Now let's go find the shuttle

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and get the hell out of
this dump!

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Whoa, wait,
what about the others?

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Oh... they'll be fine.

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Cyril, no-no-no-no-no!

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Holy shit!

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Ooh.

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More like Isaac Assholimov,
am I right?

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I'm right.

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Oh, man!

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He's cut in half
and still talking smack.

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Give it up for him!

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00:10:04,883 --> 00:10:06,900
Hey, shut up.

228
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Whose birthday is it?

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Bort's, exactly.

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Okay, put your hands,
tentacles, or cloacas together

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for our next contestants,
a couple of furious females,

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Carol and Lana!

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- What'd I miss?
- Oh, man.

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That one dude cut
that other dude...

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Look at me... literally in half.

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Sweet.

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♪ ♪

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Good luck out there.

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- Yeah!
- She's gonna need it!

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- Wait, what?
- Come on, man.

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You're spilling
all my robot milk.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Mother, there's
way too many guards.

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We need to go get the others.

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What we need is a distraction.

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- You could do your bird dance.
- You're one to talk.

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- How?
- Exactly.

248
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Wait a minute,
this thing's got a radio.

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- What if we called Ray?
- Yeah, what if.

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Well, couldn't he do something?

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00:11:01,079 --> 00:11:02,245
I don't know, I mean, maybe

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if we could get him
on the radio.

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00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,883
Mama's out in space!

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00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:08,418
Mama's doing stuff!

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00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,955
Mama's eating cake!

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And if he wasn't Ray.

257
00:11:13,909 --> 00:11:15,241
Probably eating all the cake.

258
00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:17,110
So, come on,
let's go get the others.

259
00:11:17,212 --> 00:11:19,145
But if you leave Lana here,

260
00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:22,215
you'll have the ship back
all to yourself.

261
00:11:22,317 --> 00:11:24,584
Well, you'd still be there.

262
00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:25,952
- Wh...
- And Ray.

263
00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:28,588
- Uh!
- Such a fatty.

264
00:11:30,876 --> 00:11:32,409
And I don't want
the ship bad enough

265
00:11:32,511 --> 00:11:35,578
for Lana to actually,
you know, die.

266
00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:37,414
Who says she's gonna die?

267
00:11:37,516 --> 00:11:39,282
You are gonna die!

268
00:11:39,384 --> 00:11:40,950
Wait, wait, what's going on?

269
00:11:41,053 --> 00:11:43,553
Gladiators, on your marks...

270
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:44,688
Wait, wait, hang on.

271
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:45,855
Get set!

272
00:11:47,676 --> 00:11:49,442
Whoa...

273
00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:50,677
- Whoa!
- Bitch!

274
00:11:58,453 --> 00:12:00,654
- Oh, for the...
- Can you believe this?

275
00:12:00,756 --> 00:12:01,756
Right?

276
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:02,889
I'm not gonna lie,

277
00:12:02,991 --> 00:12:05,775
I've got my species' equivalent
of a boner.

278
00:12:05,877 --> 00:12:06,877
- Ugh.
- Ew!

279
00:12:06,945 --> 00:12:08,511
- Shut up.
- You can't smell it.

280
00:12:08,613 --> 00:12:11,414
Yes, we can!

281
00:12:12,984 --> 00:12:14,617
Hi-yah!

282
00:12:16,722 --> 00:12:18,621
- Berserker!
- No!

283
00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:19,804
No, what are you... no, no!

284
00:12:19,858 --> 00:12:21,141
No-no-no!

285
00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:27,213
I did not see that coming,
ladies and gentlemen.

286
00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:29,716
I guess it's just anything go...
Oh, my God!

287
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:39,342
Oh, so you wanna play for keeps?

288
00:12:39,444 --> 00:12:42,579
Oh, man,
a full-on battle royale!

289
00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:45,448
This may be
the best birthday party ever!

290
00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,517
Or, actually,
maybe the third or fourth

291
00:12:47,619 --> 00:12:48,885
best birthday party ever!

292
00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:54,344
I've never had a birthday party.

293
00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:56,009
- Well, and who would come?
- Wha...

294
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,255
What are you guys doing here?

295
00:12:57,279 --> 00:12:58,878
I thought you died
or ditched us.

296
00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:02,148
- Oh, now, uh, nobody died.
- Not yet.

297
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,284
Holy space shit.

298
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:11,808
Someone's gonna
get hurt out there.

299
00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:12,809
You think?

300
00:13:12,911 --> 00:13:15,211
He said "someone,"
not "something."

301
00:13:15,313 --> 00:13:16,913
- Ugh, you know...
- Krieger, shut up.

302
00:13:17,015 --> 00:13:18,292
How are we gonna
get those dickheads

303
00:13:18,316 --> 00:13:20,717
to stop fighting long enough
for all of us to escape?

304
00:13:20,819 --> 00:13:22,619
Hmm.

305
00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:23,753
Ooh.

306
00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:26,940
Same height, similar build.

307
00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:29,175
Oh come on, no, that's just...

308
00:13:29,277 --> 00:13:31,811
Just crazy enough to work.

309
00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:34,447
Ugh!
And speaking of crazy,

310
00:13:34,549 --> 00:13:35,715
what is that smell?

311
00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:39,252
- Oh, damn it.
- Did Pam have a boner in here?

312
00:13:39,354 --> 00:13:40,920
Wha... you can smell them?

313
00:13:41,022 --> 00:13:42,655
You... you can't?

314
00:13:55,554 --> 00:13:57,387
This wasn't the plan,
you... idiot!

315
00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:59,155
Well, I wasn't paying attention!

316
00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:01,107
- Oh, yeah?
- No, no-no-no-no-no-no...

317
00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:02,876
Well, how do you like
these apples?

318
00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:07,914
I do not like those apples.

319
00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:10,116
- Whoo!
- Thanks, Barry Six.

320
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:11,117
This is the best!

321
00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:13,453
I mean, I know we're not
friends or anything,

322
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:14,766
and I actually... I don't really

323
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,806
have many friends,
or any really...

324
00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:18,775
Yeah, you realize
if they kill each other,

325
00:14:18,877 --> 00:14:20,310
you gotta pay for 'em?

326
00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:22,745
Totally worth it.

327
00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:25,448
Plus, I got
a ton of birthday money.

328
00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:28,351
Thanks, Nana!

329
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,453
She used to be super hot.

330
00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:32,755
Nope.

331
00:14:33,508 --> 00:14:35,041
Psst, hey, dummy.

332
00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:37,343
Yeah, you... you ordered
a tea-bagging?

333
00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:45,385
What in God's name
is a tea-bagging?

334
00:14:45,487 --> 00:14:46,953
Oh... oh, come on.

335
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:49,589
- Like you don't know?
- I'm sure I don't.

336
00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:52,242
But I'll bet it's
something disgusting.

337
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,344
Eh.

338
00:14:53,411 --> 00:14:54,922
Now, will you go
wrangle those idiots

339
00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:56,579
so we can get the hell
out of here?

340
00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:58,314
Okay, go get Krieger
ready to move.

341
00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:00,183
Or we could leave him.

342
00:15:00,285 --> 00:15:02,385
- Or you.
- All right!

343
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:03,786
Jesus.

344
00:15:03,889 --> 00:15:05,788
So, hey, since he brought it up,

345
00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:08,174
do you have any thoughts
on tea-bagging?

346
00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:12,045
Uh, cool.

347
00:15:12,147 --> 00:15:13,813
Uh, excuse me.

348
00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,820
Are you even serious right now?

349
00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:23,223
Seriously?

350
00:15:25,844 --> 00:15:27,911
Kooch, the undefeated champion,

351
00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:30,213
is taking on four opponents
at a time?

352
00:15:30,315 --> 00:15:31,381
Did you do this?

353
00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:33,483
A five-man bunkhouse stampede?

354
00:15:33,585 --> 00:15:35,218
How and why would I?

355
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,953
Mm, okay, folks,

356
00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:41,441
let's make some noise for
K-K-K-K-Kooch!

357
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,080
Is he serious?

358
00:15:47,182 --> 00:15:50,383
'Cause my toes only have room
for so much nut-butter.

359
00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:52,485
- Ew!
- Seriously.

360
00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,687
So, temporary truce?

361
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,556
- Ugh!
- I guess.

362
00:15:56,658 --> 00:15:59,208
- Okay, dickbag.
- You ready to party?

363
00:15:59,311 --> 00:16:01,210
- No, wait.
- Wait, wait, guys, it's me...

364
00:16:01,313 --> 00:16:02,412
- Archer?
- Wh... what?

365
00:16:02,514 --> 00:16:05,348
Hey, uh, what are they doing?

366
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,317
Yeah, what are they doing?

367
00:16:07,419 --> 00:16:09,586
Don't stop. We gotta
act like we're fighting

368
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:10,720
while I tell you my plan.

369
00:16:10,822 --> 00:16:12,722
Well, what's the plan?

370
00:16:12,824 --> 00:16:15,041
- We're gonna run for it.
- Excuse me?

371
00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:17,043
Well, first we get
Krieger and Mother,

372
00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:19,012
and then we're just gonna
haul ass to the gig,

373
00:16:19,114 --> 00:16:21,714
smashing and slashing
anyone who gets in our...

374
00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:27,720
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.

375
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,622
Yeah, I guess they're not
acting suspicious.

376
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:32,308
And also: Whaaaat?

377
00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:33,977
- Oww!
- That's your plan?

378
00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:35,878
- I'm sorry!
- Did you have a... ow!

379
00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:37,914
Damn it, will you quit
smashing me...

380
00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:39,016
Ow!

381
00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:42,051
Goddamn... ow!

382
00:16:43,455 --> 00:16:44,520
Wow.

383
00:16:44,623 --> 00:16:46,889
Fame is a fickle mistress, huh?

384
00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:49,809
- Wait a minute, hang on.
- He's right.

385
00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:50,911
- Huh?
- Wait, what?

386
00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:52,445
What other choice do we have?

387
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:54,614
If we stay here,
we're as good as dead.

388
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:57,684
Which,
serve you right, by the way.

389
00:16:57,786 --> 00:17:01,487
So, how do we even do this?

390
00:17:09,047 --> 00:17:10,913
- Yeah, see?
- I mean, just like that,

391
00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:12,193
they're cheering for
the other guys, like...

392
00:17:12,217 --> 00:17:13,516
Wait a minute.

393
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:18,988
No, no, no, no, no,
that's Archer!

394
00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:20,807
Move, Nana!

395
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,475
Well, why do
I have to carry him?

396
00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:24,277
- Because look at you.
- Look at you!

397
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:25,845
Why are you a bird?

398
00:17:25,947 --> 00:17:28,614
Why are you
a rockslide with tits?

399
00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:32,386
Burn.

400
00:17:32,454 --> 00:17:33,820
- Ow!
- Shut up.

401
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:34,954
- Can we go?
- Damn it!

402
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:37,306
It's my plan,
I'm the group leader!

403
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,175
Oh!

404
00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:43,312
Archer!

405
00:17:43,415 --> 00:17:44,647
And I say let's go!

406
00:17:51,723 --> 00:17:53,289
Move!

407
00:17:53,391 --> 00:17:54,807
<i>♪ ♪</i>

408
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:58,544
Still my fourth best birthday.

409
00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:00,480
Mm, third.

410
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:02,081
<i>♪ ♪</i>

411
00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:08,021
Mother!

412
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:11,407
Calm down.

413
00:18:12,644 --> 00:18:14,544
- Let's go!
- Let's go, come on!

414
00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:16,379
God damn it,
I'm the group leader!

415
00:18:16,481 --> 00:18:18,681
Yeah, way to lead, buddy.

416
00:18:20,385 --> 00:18:22,885
Archer!

417
00:18:24,322 --> 00:18:26,622
Eat dicks, Barry Six.

418
00:18:33,048 --> 00:18:34,480
<i>♪ ♪</i>

419
00:18:40,522 --> 00:18:42,922
Friggin' Bort.

420
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,783
So, uh, listen, uh,

421
00:19:26,885 --> 00:19:28,629
I know things got
a little heated down there,

422
00:19:28,653 --> 00:19:30,853
and maybe we said
and did some things

423
00:19:30,955 --> 00:19:32,133
that we wish we could take back,

424
00:19:32,157 --> 00:19:35,341
but I hope we can put
all that behind us and...

425
00:19:35,443 --> 00:19:37,254
Sterling stole something
from Barry Six and it's

426
00:19:37,278 --> 00:19:41,013
in the safe, so this whole
idiotic fiasco was his fault!

427
00:19:41,116 --> 00:19:41,814
- Archer!
- Busted!

428
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:42,916
- Archer!
- Come on!

429
00:19:42,951 --> 00:19:44,584
- Well, Mother...
- touched my penis.

430
00:19:44,686 --> 00:19:45,818
- Eww!
- Wait, what?

431
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,600
Yeah, since we're
playing the blame game.

432
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:51,174
So just picture Mother's
big old nasty bird claw

433
00:19:51,276 --> 00:19:53,409
touching my cock!

434
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,513
What the...

435
00:19:57,615 --> 00:19:58,615
Uh-oh.

436
00:19:58,716 --> 00:19:59,727
- Oh!
- Jesus Space Christ!

437
00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:00,950
Gross!

438
00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:03,319
- God damn it!
- Welp.

439
00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:07,807
That's our Pam!

440
00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:09,642
What the hell are you doing?

441
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:12,245
Freeze frame.

442
00:20:34,185 --> 00:20:40,022
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443
00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:47,379
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