1 00:00:06,663 --> 00:00:07,924 Lana. 2 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,447 Lana. 3 00:00:09,448 --> 00:00:11,014 Let me go ahead 4 00:00:11,015 --> 00:00:12,581 and save you the trouble of shouting my name 5 00:00:12,582 --> 00:00:14,323 - like a shrill five-year-old... - Shrill? 6 00:00:14,366 --> 00:00:16,019 ...and point out that I'm a little busy 7 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:18,762 - doing both our jobs. - Which I'd be helping you with 8 00:00:18,806 --> 00:00:20,458 if I could find the goddamn cherries. 9 00:00:20,459 --> 00:00:23,680 - What cherries? - The maraschino cherries, Lana. I... 10 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,682 We are entering the atmosphere of an uncharted planet 11 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:28,467 at a couple thousand miles per hour to check out a distress beacon, 12 00:00:28,511 --> 00:00:30,687 and you're talking to me about cherries? 13 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,689 She said. Dryly. 14 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:35,605 Sorry. I didn't invent how to make a whiskey sour, Lana. 15 00:00:35,648 --> 00:00:39,783 Here's an idea. Maybe try inventing not doing that right now. 16 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:41,567 God, lighten up. It's a road trip. 17 00:00:41,611 --> 00:00:43,787 Who goes on a road trip without a few cocktails? 18 00:00:43,831 --> 00:00:45,396 - Look... - Trick question, Lana. 19 00:00:45,397 --> 00:00:46,833 - No one does. - This isn't... 20 00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:49,358 The time to try new things. Exactly. 21 00:00:49,401 --> 00:00:52,604 Especially when we're going a thousand miles per... 22 00:00:52,639 --> 00:00:54,302 Goddamn it! 23 00:00:54,842 --> 00:00:57,645 System failure. System failure. 24 00:00:57,828 --> 00:01:00,383 - Autopilot is out! - I got it. 25 00:01:02,690 --> 00:01:04,648 - What is happening? - What are they doing?! 26 00:01:04,692 --> 00:01:06,868 Goddamn it! 27 00:01:06,911 --> 00:01:09,740 - The hell's going on up there? - Don't look at me! 28 00:01:09,784 --> 00:01:11,742 Talk to Captain Road Trip over here! 29 00:01:11,786 --> 00:01:15,028 What? Oh, how is this suddenly my fault? 30 00:01:15,137 --> 00:01:18,793 We're coming in hot! Everyone, hang on! 31 00:01:18,836 --> 00:01:20,402 Hey, if you happen to see any cherries back there... 32 00:01:20,403 --> 00:01:23,841 - Oh, God, give it a rest! - You give it a rest! 33 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:31,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 34 00:01:44,949 --> 00:01:47,385 - Ow! - Holy shitsnacks! 35 00:01:51,826 --> 00:01:55,653 Never mind. Found the cherries. 36 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:30,204 10x06 - Road Trip 37 00:02:30,605 --> 00:02:33,435 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 38 00:02:34,695 --> 00:02:38,611 So, got some good news and some bad news. 39 00:02:39,917 --> 00:02:41,876 Any chance you're gonna tell us what it is? 40 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:43,768 Oh. Right. The bad news is, 41 00:02:43,769 --> 00:02:45,967 comms are dead and the fuel cell's ruptured, 42 00:02:46,010 --> 00:02:48,621 so we're not going anywhere anytime soon. 43 00:02:48,665 --> 00:02:50,623 Hang on. You mean we're frickin' stranded? 44 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:53,975 Not stranded, dummy. He said "soon." 45 00:02:54,018 --> 00:02:57,412 - Though I technically meant "ever." - Then what's the good news? 46 00:02:57,413 --> 00:02:59,894 Hmm. Guess it was mostly just bad news. 47 00:02:59,937 --> 00:03:03,200 - Damn it, Krieger! - God, relax. He said "mostly." 48 00:03:03,201 --> 00:03:06,465 So... completely inoperable. 49 00:03:06,509 --> 00:03:08,380 Um, what are you doing? 50 00:03:08,424 --> 00:03:11,166 Oh. Uh, since our insurance claims keep getting denied, 51 00:03:11,209 --> 00:03:14,038 Ms. Archer has put me in charge of the paperwork. 52 00:03:14,082 --> 00:03:18,260 Cause of accident: barely functional alcoholism. 53 00:03:18,303 --> 00:03:19,434 - Hey! - All right, listen up. 54 00:03:19,435 --> 00:03:20,957 Let's salvage what we can from the shuttle 55 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:22,219 and find the distress beacon. 56 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:26,007 It's probably a downed ship, so maybe there's a fuel cell we can use. 57 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:27,050 Way ahead of you. 58 00:03:27,051 --> 00:03:29,445 On the "salvage what you can" part. 59 00:03:29,488 --> 00:03:31,708 - Unbelievable. - Right? 60 00:03:31,752 --> 00:03:33,710 What are the chances lemons would survive the... 61 00:03:33,754 --> 00:03:36,526 Can you please focus?! 62 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:38,062 Why? Mother's probably putting together 63 00:03:38,106 --> 00:03:40,386 a rescue plan as we speak. 64 00:03:41,413 --> 00:03:47,158 Mm. Should probably check on why their comms are down. 65 00:03:47,202 --> 00:03:49,160 Meh. Feels like it can wait. 66 00:03:50,858 --> 00:03:53,034 Everything can wait. 67 00:03:57,081 --> 00:03:58,953 Speaking of, anybody want in on this? 68 00:03:58,996 --> 00:04:00,127 I'm about to make another batch. 69 00:04:00,128 --> 00:04:01,956 - Seriously? - Road trip. 70 00:04:01,999 --> 00:04:04,175 Which we may be on forever if we're stranded here. 71 00:04:04,219 --> 00:04:06,482 Oh, take it easy, Lana. It'll be fine. 72 00:04:06,525 --> 00:04:09,485 And this blithe optimism is based on what, exactly? 73 00:04:09,528 --> 00:04:12,053 Because this is me we're talking about. 74 00:04:12,096 --> 00:04:14,358 - Wildly reassuring. - Trust me on this. 75 00:04:14,359 --> 00:04:16,535 I have mastered the art of blind luck. 76 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:18,275 No offense to your blind luck, 77 00:04:18,276 --> 00:04:20,931 but it might be nice to have a plan B. 78 00:04:20,975 --> 00:04:22,933 Why? Seriously, do you have any idea 79 00:04:22,977 --> 00:04:26,067 how many times I should have literally died in the last year? 80 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:27,938 - Wow me. - Krieger, tell her. 81 00:04:27,982 --> 00:04:29,678 Including that thing last week? 82 00:04:29,679 --> 00:04:31,855 Hey! This is totally safe, right? 83 00:04:31,899 --> 00:04:34,640 - Technically? - As in "actually," Krieger! 84 00:04:34,684 --> 00:04:36,903 Kind of feels like probably. To both of those. 85 00:04:36,904 --> 00:04:38,906 Whoa, whoa, wait! What?! 86 00:04:38,949 --> 00:04:40,384 - Then nine. - Boosh. 87 00:04:40,385 --> 00:04:43,170 - Please tell me there's a point. - Point is, if you hit pause 88 00:04:43,171 --> 00:04:44,912 on your whole angry negativity thing... 89 00:04:44,955 --> 00:04:47,957 - Angry what? - ...for, like, one second, 90 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:50,134 you'd notice we always end up fine. 91 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:00,753 Though we may be pushing our luck at this point. 92 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:05,280 Christ on a cracker. 93 00:05:05,323 --> 00:05:09,371 - Is this whole frickin' planet uphill? - Jesus, is that a thing? 94 00:05:09,414 --> 00:05:12,591 At least it means we're not totally lost going in circles. 95 00:05:12,635 --> 00:05:15,159 Though not feeling entirely un-lost. 96 00:05:15,203 --> 00:05:16,333 We're not lost, idiots. 97 00:05:16,334 --> 00:05:18,597 I know how to work the whatchamahickey. 98 00:05:18,641 --> 00:05:21,818 Really? Because "whatchamahickey" doesn't inspire tons of confidence. 99 00:05:21,862 --> 00:05:26,127 - It's technically a whatchamacallit. - Or am I being too negative? 100 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:27,823 - When are you not? - All the time, jackass! 101 00:05:27,824 --> 00:05:30,087 - Oh, and there's the angry part. - Look... 102 00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:32,829 Face it, Lana. Angry's basically your default setting. 103 00:05:32,873 --> 00:05:34,569 - Says who? - Besides everybody? 104 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:37,312 - Well, not everybody. - Thank you! 105 00:05:37,355 --> 00:05:39,096 Just the people who've actually met you. 106 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:41,098 Yeah. Possibly a few others. 107 00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:43,971 Hey, assholes. I'm not, like, perpetually angry. 108 00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:46,060 Really? 109 00:05:46,103 --> 00:05:48,105 - Yes, really. - Scale of one to ten, Lana, 110 00:05:48,149 --> 00:05:50,542 how happy would you say you are, in general? 111 00:05:50,586 --> 00:05:53,763 - Oh, easily a six. - A six? Then what's a seven, 112 00:05:53,806 --> 00:05:56,983 - "Yay, I've got tons of cancer"? - Like you're any better. 113 00:05:56,984 --> 00:05:59,029 Seriously? I'm always a total nine. 114 00:05:59,073 --> 00:06:01,248 - Please. - I'm buoyant, Lana, 115 00:06:01,249 --> 00:06:03,772 bordering on bubbly. Listen to how I talk. 116 00:06:03,773 --> 00:06:05,949 - There's a tone. - A tone? 117 00:06:05,993 --> 00:06:09,648 Yes, Lana, a tone. Notice how my sentences go up at the end? 118 00:06:09,692 --> 00:06:12,173 Oh, yeah. You mean like, "Shut the hell up"? 119 00:06:12,216 --> 00:06:13,957 Exac... Damn it. 120 00:06:14,001 --> 00:06:17,874 - Ow! - Ha. Now I'm a seven, by the way. 121 00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:23,575 And now I'm a two. 122 00:06:25,926 --> 00:06:28,102 So which part of the blind luck plan is this? 123 00:06:28,145 --> 00:06:30,800 Um, I think this is the part where you sh... 124 00:06:30,843 --> 00:06:33,193 - ...it! - Finally! 125 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:35,152 Some frickin' downhill. 126 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:42,246 Blind luck, you are my spirit animal. 127 00:06:44,261 --> 00:06:49,471 Holy spacesnacks. What the hell happened? 128 00:06:49,514 --> 00:06:51,690 Hopefully nothing a fuel cell couldn't survive. 129 00:06:51,734 --> 00:06:53,692 Yeah, otherwise, we're pretty much screwed. 130 00:06:53,736 --> 00:06:55,041 Easy, Debbie Downer. 131 00:06:55,042 --> 00:06:57,087 No one wants to go to your dark place right now. 132 00:06:57,131 --> 00:06:59,262 - You know... - Yeah, but she's right. 133 00:06:59,263 --> 00:07:01,222 We only have enough food for a few days. 134 00:07:01,265 --> 00:07:04,007 Then what? We sit around and starve? 135 00:07:04,051 --> 00:07:05,791 Please, whoever survives the culling 136 00:07:05,835 --> 00:07:08,229 - will have plenty of food. - The what? 137 00:07:08,272 --> 00:07:11,580 Uh, the culling? You know, where people suffocate in their sleep 138 00:07:11,623 --> 00:07:14,604 with gross, sweaty socks stuffed in their mouths or get 139 00:07:14,605 --> 00:07:17,586 accidentally stabbed in the neck while they pee or whatever? 140 00:07:17,629 --> 00:07:19,892 - What? - The details make it weird. 141 00:07:19,936 --> 00:07:21,284 Just the details? 142 00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:24,897 Section seven, possible post-accident injuries. 143 00:07:24,941 --> 00:07:28,668 - Uh, that's "culling" with a "C," right? - Look, idiots, 144 00:07:28,703 --> 00:07:30,207 there's got to be a fuel cell around here somewhere. 145 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:32,079 They're basically impossible to destroy. 146 00:07:32,122 --> 00:07:34,081 Unless the pilot spills a cocktail 147 00:07:34,124 --> 00:07:36,083 - all over the flight controls. - Yeah. 148 00:07:36,126 --> 00:07:38,302 But what are the odds their pilot was that kick-ass? 149 00:07:38,346 --> 00:07:42,089 Perhaps better than you think. 150 00:07:42,132 --> 00:07:46,180 - Holy... - Shitsnacks. 151 00:07:46,223 --> 00:07:49,183 - Ooh. Fascinating. - Now I'm an eight. 152 00:07:49,226 --> 00:07:53,230 - How is this possible? - It-it isn't. 153 00:07:53,274 --> 00:07:55,972 - This is insane. - Obviously. 154 00:07:56,016 --> 00:07:58,540 I mean, who shaves off hair like this? 155 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:02,587 Idiot. 156 00:08:06,330 --> 00:08:10,204 Okay, there's got to be a logical explanation. 157 00:08:10,247 --> 00:08:12,293 Lana, there's nothing logical about shaving... 158 00:08:12,336 --> 00:08:16,297 - Not talking about your hair, dumbass. - None of this makes any sense. 159 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:19,169 Uh, ever consider the fact we're obviously ghosts 160 00:08:19,213 --> 00:08:21,954 looking at our own stupid dead bodies? 161 00:08:21,998 --> 00:08:24,261 We're not ghosts, dick nuts. 162 00:08:24,305 --> 00:08:25,348 How do you... Ow! 163 00:08:25,349 --> 00:08:29,352 Buy a girl a drink first. Jesus. 164 00:08:29,353 --> 00:08:32,182 Is anyone here familiar with multiverse theory? 165 00:08:32,226 --> 00:08:33,574 How 'bout pretend we're not? 166 00:08:33,575 --> 00:08:36,447 Long story short, this may be a parallel universe, 167 00:08:36,491 --> 00:08:40,451 - making these our doppelgangers. - Doppel-what? 168 00:08:40,495 --> 00:08:44,760 - Sort of like everyone's alter egos. - Not everyone's. 169 00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:46,762 Yeah. Where's yours, Krieger? 170 00:08:46,805 --> 00:08:49,112 Huh. Maybe doppel-Krieger survived. 171 00:08:49,156 --> 00:08:52,246 Yeah. And maybe he killed everybody. 172 00:08:52,289 --> 00:08:55,118 Please, why would I ever finally do that? 173 00:08:57,381 --> 00:08:59,775 What the hell? 174 00:08:59,818 --> 00:09:01,341 Mayday, mayday. 175 00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:03,746 This is Sterling Archer of the MV Seamus, 176 00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:06,390 and we are going down. Repeat, we are going down. 177 00:09:06,434 --> 00:09:08,305 Transmitting our location now. 178 00:09:08,349 --> 00:09:10,916 And, on a personal note, whoever gets this, 179 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,180 please know my only regret is... 180 00:09:13,223 --> 00:09:14,658 The hair, obviously. 181 00:09:14,659 --> 00:09:16,051 - Shut up. - Oh, come on. - Shut up, man. 182 00:09:16,052 --> 00:09:18,228 ...I wasn't able to save my valiant crew. 183 00:09:18,272 --> 00:09:19,402 My dear friends, Cyril, 184 00:09:19,403 --> 00:09:22,363 Pam, Krieger, Ray, Crystal... 185 00:09:22,406 --> 00:09:24,974 Oh, my God! Totally forgot about the Crystal thing. 186 00:09:25,017 --> 00:09:26,453 ...I love you all dearly. 187 00:09:26,454 --> 00:09:28,543 Truly the best friends a guy could have. 188 00:09:28,586 --> 00:09:30,371 - Aw. - Oh, my God, give me... 189 00:09:30,414 --> 00:09:31,414 Shut up! 190 00:09:31,415 --> 00:09:34,243 But, most of all, I'll miss my wife, Lana. 191 00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:37,421 You're the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 192 00:09:37,465 --> 00:09:39,336 I wrote you this poem I want to read. 193 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:43,297 It's called "I'll Never Stop..." 194 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:44,688 "Totally Embarrassing Yourself"? 195 00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:46,430 - Come on! - Oh, God! 196 00:09:46,474 --> 00:09:48,780 You realize, theoretically, that was you, right? 197 00:09:48,824 --> 00:09:50,477 How? He's nothing like me. 198 00:09:50,478 --> 00:09:53,437 Got a point. He did seem entirely non-self-absorbed. 199 00:09:53,481 --> 00:09:56,831 - Exactly... Wait, what? - And weirdly not a dick. 200 00:09:56,832 --> 00:09:58,660 You're weirdly not a dick. 201 00:09:58,703 --> 00:10:00,356 - Makes no sense. - Yeah. 202 00:10:00,357 --> 00:10:03,795 That other Archer was refreshingly friendly. 203 00:10:03,839 --> 00:10:07,363 - Yeah, like what you think matters, Cyril. - And we're back. 204 00:10:07,364 --> 00:10:09,627 And is it just me, or was that shaved head thing 205 00:10:09,671 --> 00:10:11,977 - super working? - Totally. 206 00:10:12,021 --> 00:10:13,630 - Ka-sploosh! - I was into it. 207 00:10:13,631 --> 00:10:15,894 Just sit there and be into the non-hair-having, 208 00:10:15,938 --> 00:10:17,766 clearly castrated version of me 209 00:10:17,809 --> 00:10:21,378 while I go find a fuel cell to get us all out of here, which, 210 00:10:21,422 --> 00:10:26,253 P.S., is pretty much the opposite of self-absorbed! 211 00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:31,185 So, how's the bubbly thing going? 212 00:10:31,253 --> 00:10:34,303 - Still sporting that nine? - No. 213 00:10:46,273 --> 00:10:49,275 "Are you making any of the following claims for emotional distress?" 214 00:10:49,276 --> 00:10:51,886 Yes, yes, yes. Well, these are all yes. 215 00:11:00,722 --> 00:11:03,725 Shit, I'm heavy. 216 00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:11,264 Incoming! 217 00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:24,876 So, I officially quit. 218 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,442 And speaking of good news, 219 00:11:26,443 --> 00:11:29,664 I assume finding this crammed up my ass qualified? 220 00:11:29,707 --> 00:11:31,753 Is that a fuel cell? Oh, thank God. 221 00:11:31,796 --> 00:11:33,972 Shut up, Cyril. You still don't matter. 222 00:11:35,409 --> 00:11:38,499 It's funny 'cause it's true. 223 00:11:38,742 --> 00:11:41,893 Okay, got some good news and bad news. 224 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:46,463 Bad news is, that thing's not going anywhere. 225 00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:48,378 And the good news? 226 00:11:48,422 --> 00:11:50,777 Mm. I swear I had something for this. 227 00:11:50,812 --> 00:11:51,947 - Krieger! - Great. 228 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:54,297 Making us pretty much screwed. 229 00:11:54,341 --> 00:11:56,081 - Easily a six. - Shut it. 230 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:59,562 - And let the culling begin! - Okay. 231 00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:03,088 Maybe instead of culling each other, 232 00:12:03,132 --> 00:12:05,308 we should come up with an actual plan. 233 00:12:05,352 --> 00:12:07,397 Like, obviously, someone needs to go out there 234 00:12:07,441 --> 00:12:09,530 and distract that thing while everyone else gets away. 235 00:12:09,573 --> 00:12:12,315 - And I vote Pam. - What? Screw you, dick nuts. 236 00:12:12,359 --> 00:12:13,924 - What? - Why me? 237 00:12:13,925 --> 00:12:15,361 Because look at you, Pam. 238 00:12:15,362 --> 00:12:17,538 That thing's not gonna want to eat... that. 239 00:12:17,581 --> 00:12:20,802 Well, you either! 'Cause who'd want to eat a complete dick? 240 00:12:20,845 --> 00:12:25,023 - Just gonna softball it in like that? - Sorry I didn't invent appetizing, Pam. 241 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:27,591 Yeah, well, I'm sorry we ended up 242 00:12:27,635 --> 00:12:29,811 with the complete asshole version of you. 243 00:12:29,854 --> 00:12:33,249 Oh, what? You'd rather have touchy-feely bald guy? 244 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:34,702 - Yep, yep, yep. - 100%. 245 00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:37,035 - No contest. - Fine. Know what? 246 00:12:37,079 --> 00:12:39,429 You want him? 247 00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:44,173 Then come and get him! 248 00:12:44,216 --> 00:12:45,434 Boom! Wordplay! 249 00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:47,916 Now run, idiots! 250 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:56,359 - So, was it weird? - Probably. 251 00:12:56,403 --> 00:12:58,361 Wait, what are we talking about? 252 00:12:58,405 --> 00:13:00,929 You know, watching your alter ego get eaten by a giant lizard. 253 00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:03,453 Please, if that guy was really my alter ego, Lana, 254 00:13:03,497 --> 00:13:05,193 he would have been something really cool, 255 00:13:05,194 --> 00:13:07,501 like a secret agent or a private detective or a... 256 00:13:14,682 --> 00:13:17,684 Oh, my God! You guys are alive! 257 00:13:17,685 --> 00:13:20,557 - Archer! - Oh, God. Get it off. 258 00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:22,123 And your hair! 259 00:13:22,124 --> 00:13:24,431 - Right? - It's glorious! 260 00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:27,868 Aw. Wait a minute. Doppelganger multiverse theory? 261 00:13:27,869 --> 00:13:32,003 - Exactly. - And the rest of my crew's... dead? 262 00:13:32,047 --> 00:13:34,745 - Exactly. - Oh, like you didn't kill them. 263 00:13:34,789 --> 00:13:35,789 What? 264 00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:37,574 Why would I ever do that, finally? 265 00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:38,618 - Right? - Besides... 266 00:13:38,619 --> 00:13:41,970 You know what? What do you say we take this half-assed reunionon 267 00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:45,321 the road before that tyrannosaurus whatever shows up for seconds? 268 00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:46,626 - Fascinating. - What? 269 00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,803 Our Lana had a lot of angry energy, too. 270 00:13:48,846 --> 00:13:51,632 - Ha! Hilarious. - Oh, is it? 271 00:13:51,675 --> 00:13:53,634 And that was no Tyrannosaurus rex you saw. 272 00:13:53,677 --> 00:13:57,376 I mean, unless a T. rexis capable of camouflaging itself 273 00:13:57,377 --> 00:14:01,076 perfectly in any surroundings with chameleon-like... 274 00:14:03,557 --> 00:14:06,429 Oh, shit. It's right behind me, isn't it? 275 00:14:12,957 --> 00:14:17,614 So, how's that whole blind luck thing working out? 276 00:14:19,877 --> 00:14:21,923 No! Me! 277 00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:28,755 You tell me. 278 00:14:37,982 --> 00:14:39,723 Uh, I mean, seriously, Lana, 279 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,291 at some point, you really got to ask yourself... 280 00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:45,418 - It's not the time. - ...if maybe the luckiest spot 281 00:14:45,522 --> 00:14:48,689 in the galaxy is standing right next to me. 282 00:14:48,732 --> 00:14:50,691 Got a whole bunch of wedding photos that say otherwise. 283 00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:52,693 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 284 00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:55,869 We have wedding photos? 285 00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:58,481 Oh, yeah. Big box of 'em labeled "Cautionary Tale," 286 00:14:58,525 --> 00:15:00,570 which is what this whole thing's gonna turn into 287 00:15:00,614 --> 00:15:04,069 if we can't find our way back to the ship. 288 00:15:04,313 --> 00:15:07,577 - How the hell? - I've learned not to ask. 289 00:15:07,621 --> 00:15:09,536 Now, let's get the hell out of here. 290 00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:11,014 Wait, what are you talking about? We can't just fly off. 291 00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:12,277 What? Then why have I been 292 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,757 lugging this thing around all this time? 293 00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:16,847 No. I mean we can't just leave everyone. 294 00:15:16,891 --> 00:15:18,632 Of course we're not, Lana. 295 00:15:18,675 --> 00:15:21,417 Assuming they get here on time. 296 00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:23,636 - Wow. Such an asshole. - What? 297 00:15:23,637 --> 00:15:26,640 Could you try not being completely consumed with yourself 298 00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:30,948 - for once in your life? - Why? 299 00:15:32,602 --> 00:15:34,778 Wait, I don't want to go wandering around 300 00:15:34,822 --> 00:15:37,651 a man-eating jungle and suddenly I'm the asshole? 301 00:15:37,694 --> 00:15:40,480 How does that even work? 302 00:15:43,221 --> 00:15:45,180 Oh, I know. 303 00:15:45,223 --> 00:15:47,530 Maybe I should shave my head and take up poetry 304 00:15:47,574 --> 00:15:51,665 and see how many things I can rhyme with "soul-sucking" and... 305 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:54,189 Lana! 306 00:15:54,232 --> 00:15:57,148 Psst! Lana! 307 00:15:57,192 --> 00:15:58,933 What are you guys doing? 308 00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:02,153 Well,we were hiding from that stupid, giant lizard thingy. 309 00:16:02,197 --> 00:16:04,808 But now, thanks to your loud-as-shit ass... 310 00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:07,158 Not so much. 311 00:16:09,073 --> 00:16:12,912 - Holy... - Shit. Oh, wait. 312 00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:16,994 Ow! What are you doing, woman?! 313 00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:22,130 Besides pissing it off even more! And totally killing our earballs! 314 00:16:22,173 --> 00:16:24,436 - What? - See?! 315 00:16:25,612 --> 00:16:27,657 Goddamn it! 316 00:16:36,753 --> 00:16:38,799 Good God. What the hell's it doing now? 317 00:16:38,842 --> 00:16:40,714 I don't know, moving on to plan B? 318 00:16:40,757 --> 00:16:44,065 Yeah, "B," as in "burying us alive!" 319 00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:55,466 Okay. Who brought the dog? 320 00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:05,259 Damn it! 321 00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:12,440 No! 322 00:17:41,122 --> 00:17:44,995 Well, look who decided not to be a total dick. 323 00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:47,650 Just couldn't leave my buddy Cyril behind. 324 00:17:47,694 --> 00:17:50,173 - Wait, really? - Of course not, idiot. 325 00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:53,656 And yet you had the time to stop and make a cocktail. 326 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,659 God, you are just so glass half-empty. 327 00:17:56,703 --> 00:18:00,743 Ooh, actually, me, too. So just gonna freshen this up. 328 00:18:11,282 --> 00:18:13,894 Item one. 329 00:18:13,937 --> 00:18:15,896 - Item what? - Yeah, what are we even doing? 330 00:18:15,939 --> 00:18:17,898 It's called an agenda. 331 00:18:17,941 --> 00:18:19,682 - For what? - So confused right now. 332 00:18:19,726 --> 00:18:23,555 I swear, you people! Item one. 333 00:18:23,599 --> 00:18:25,775 The insurance company has officially deemed 334 00:18:25,819 --> 00:18:27,821 the Seamus II a total loss, 335 00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:32,260 so this little enterprise may actually turn a profit this year. 336 00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:34,566 What are you talking about? 337 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,830 - The other crew. - Hang on. I thought those were 338 00:18:36,873 --> 00:18:38,832 our parallel universe doppel-bangers. 339 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:42,357 Oh, for the love of... Those were clones, you idiots. 340 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,360 I had you people cloned in your sleep. 341 00:18:45,403 --> 00:18:47,797 - Why? - To double productivity, dear. 342 00:18:47,841 --> 00:18:52,976 - It was Krieger's idea. - Oh, did I obviously forget 343 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,978 - to mention that? - Yep. 344 00:18:55,022 --> 00:18:58,503 So wait till you see what we do to you in your sleep. 345 00:18:58,547 --> 00:19:01,637 Now I'm a nine. 346 00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:07,343 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 347 00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:14,558 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org