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Ugh, I'm tired
of being out here.

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I wanna go home.

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Eww, Earth?
In space we can do whatever

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the hell we want with
basically no responsibilities.

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Kind of my point.
Maybe I'm ready to start

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having a real life instead of
being stuck here with your ass.

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Shh, my ass might hear you,
and it's very sensitive.

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Of course, you know that.
Not engaging.

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I'm just saying, maybe it's
time to hang this all up and...

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Ugh, is this about
your aching uterus again?

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Okay, who said anything about...

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Well, we haven't talked
about settling down but...

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- Nope.
- Key word "settling."

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I'm down with going to Earth.

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I could use some fresh faces
to bang.

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And our bar stock is so low,
I may have to resort to beer.

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Has everyone gone crazy?

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We're on the final frontier
and you want to go back

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to doing day jobs
and gravity-laden sex?

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- Not my first preference.
- I vote with Archer.

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- Robots don't get a vote.
- I prefer "synthetic human."

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No one gets to vote.
I'm the captain.

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Co-captain.
And as the other co-captain,

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I am setting a course for Earth.

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No, Lana, I will not let you
hyperspace us to Boring-town.

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What the... ow!

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Holy spacesnacks!

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It's a Dri'n battle cruiser.

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And somehow
it hasn't noticed us.

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No, we're too close

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for its long-range scanners
to pick us up.

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Great, let's just
loop around this bad boy

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and hyperspace somewhere
that is not Earth.

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If we can destroy it, we will

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cripple pirate activity
in this sector.

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Who cares?

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And collect a 30 million credit bounty

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for taking it out.

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As I was saying,

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who cares about combating
space piracy more than me?

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Exactly.

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The very reasonable reward
is just icing on the cake.

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Guys, as captain of this ship...

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Co-captain.

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I am making
an executive decision.

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We're taking out
that Dri'n bastard.

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Like I already
executively decided.

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Hands in.
"Space cowboys" on three.

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One, two...

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What the hell are you doing?

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Okay, here's the plan:

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after we board the ship,
knock out a couple

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of Dri'n guards, and then...
You'll love this...

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Put on their clothes...
Not to be a buzzkill,

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but you think there'll really
be a plus-sized pirate on board?

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Ugh, this is a horrible
plan.- I'm not finished.

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Pam, you'll be our "prisoner."

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- Sweet!
- Lucky.

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- Still a horrible plan.
- Let me finish!

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We'll infiltrate the ship
disguised as Dri'n guards.

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That's it.
That's the whole plan.

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This is not a plan.

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This is the plot
of several famous films.

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Well, why do you think
they're famous, Lana?

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We'll need Ray
to get us some explosives.

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He's taking a sick day.

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- Of course he is.
- We get those?

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It's a miracle we don't
crash into the sun

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with all you Sick Day Cyrils
and Personal Day Pams.

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It is a pretty generous
package if you use it right.

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Space phrasing.

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Well, where am I supposed
to get explosives?

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"Thermite" be something
I can do to help.

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Referencing thermite explosives.

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I did not enjoy that.

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Does this thing have an off switch?

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Aww, I have feelings.

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Volume control?
Anything?

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Then we'll plant the thermite
all over the ship

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and hola explosivo.

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- I'm confused.
- It's Spanish, Pam.

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No, how will we get
the "Seamus" out of here

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without us pinging their scanners?

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That's where Cyril
and Carol come in.

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You two will disable
the radar system on board.

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Please don't.

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I can disable the radar system!

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Can you disable yourself?

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Beep, bop, boop.
Ya burnt.

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Why not Krieger?

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I mean, he's qualified
even if he is a replicant.

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Thank you, Lana,
but I like to think

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I'm more of a Repli-can.

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No bots.

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Mother, you stay and run comms.- Stay here?

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With the liquor?
Well, if you insist.

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Space cowboys, let's ride!

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Would you stop trying
to make "space cowboys" stick?

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It isn't.
Fine, Lana.

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You stay here and be
the world-weary

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space saloon/brothel madam.

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I wanna be a brothel madam!-
Ooh, I... I could be the banker

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and wear one of those
green visors.

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Everybody stop
making this stick!

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And if anything,
I would be co-sheriff.

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That's not a thing.

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The whole thing's not a thing!

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Whoa, space cowboys.

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- What is it now, Krieger?
- I've got helpful gadgets!

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Like these voice changers!

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The Dri'n tongue is a beast,
you know.

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Fine, but honestly, Krieger,
this is all a little thirsty.

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- Like Lana's ovaries.
- Not engaging.

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Doesn't someone need
to be proposing

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before you're engaging?

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Not en...

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She totally disarmed your phrase.

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So what's our plan when

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these shitty voicechangers don't work?

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- I can hear you.
- Well, I picked up

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some phrases
banging a pirate or two.

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Here's how to say,
"Faster, harder."

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Because that'll come in handy.

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Now you try it.

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No, it's more like...
You know the sound you make

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after letting out a fart
you've been holding in all day?

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Oh, please.
You've never held in a fart

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in your life.
Tough but fair.

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Like now, Pam.
Now would have been

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a great time to hold it in.

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I have... I have no idea

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what she said,
but it just sounds funny.

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Jesus, Cyril, watch the landing.

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You gotta slide it
in there gently.

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You are a terrible pilot.

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You put me on a job
that's not my specialty.

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That's bad captaining.
Cocaptaining.

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Oh, now you share the credit?- Fine.

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I should have assigned Cyril
to his specialty of, uh...

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What is your specialty again?
Space accounting?

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You're putting "space"
in front of it

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to make it extra silly,
but it's actually

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really an important part
of running a ship.

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That was quick.

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He's asking...

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He was just asking

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where we got these
human costumes, but...

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Oh, thank God you're here, Cyril.

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You're so quick on the draw.

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My blaster got stuck
in its holster.

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- I can help with that.
- Stop it!

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Unwanted advance
in the workplace.

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Take it up with the Dri'n pirate HR.

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Get those uniforms on and
put in your voice changers.

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More pirates will be coming.

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On my tits.
What?

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Do you even have tits?

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They're retractable.

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Now, where is that mainframe?

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This ship has zero Feng Shui.

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Whoa.

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There's gotta be a switch
to get a laser bridge

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or something.

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Why people build
dangerous ravines

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in spaceships is beyond me.

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You gotta warn me next time!

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We almost... and that hook
is not secure!

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How do you even know
the mainframe is on this side?

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Oh, I don't.

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I just find terror kind of hot, you know?

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I do not know.

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Not to mention the woman
swinging the man across

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is totally...
emasculating!

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Shit balls!

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Guys, remember, place them

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on the structural beams
for maximum impact.

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I need more.
I'm missing a testicle.

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- What the hell are you doing?
- What's the big deal?

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It's thermite;
throw it anywhere,

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it's gonna blow up the ship.

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I'm not letting you waste thermite.

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Give me the thermite.

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- God damn it, Archer.
- Uh-oh.

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It was an accident.
Yeah, it was flirty horseplay.

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- These aren't toys.
- Your boobs?

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- Because I beg to differ.
- It's stuck.

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Krieger, how do you peel off
these thermite charges?

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Oh, no worries there.- Oh, good.

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It's a super polymer.
Can't be removed or disarmed.

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I thought they would peel
off like air fresheners.

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They look like air fresheners.
Just take your shirt off, then.

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I'm not wearing a shirt
or bra under this.

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- Oh, I noticed.
- We all noticed.

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Is it for the pirates?

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Because they do not make
good husbands, Lana.

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I am not trying
to get a pirate husband.

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This ship has no AC and
pirate garb isn't exactly...

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Oh, shit.

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Hey!

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Huh, it actually worked.

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Almost like Krieger knows
what he was doing.

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I'm sorry, Lana.
He'll never be a space cowboy.

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Now, let's blow up this ship...
Without blowing my tits off.

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Give me one more.
I need to finish my testicle.

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- Here.
- Seriously?

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Guys, even for me this
is getting childish.

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Don't mention children.

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Lana will smear her mascara.

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Eavesdropping and lobbing
insults is not running comms.

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I knew I should have
done the assigning,

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because everyone you picked
is spectacularly wrong

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for the job.

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See, this is what
I'm talking about.

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Why would they put the mainframe

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right next door to the mess?

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The heat would be hell on the data core.

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What, did you read that in your

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spaceship architecture magazine?

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You mean "Starchitectural Digest"?

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Yes. Shall we get to work?

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Um...

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do you know how to disable a radar system?

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No.

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Is this another "fear is hot" thing,

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or do you really not know?

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Because I sure don't.

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Ugh, bad captaining!

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Mission accomplished.

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How long should we set
the timers for?

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All right, let's see.
Uh, Cyril and Cheryl

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have to disarm the radar;we all have to get

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to the hatch; and I have to
strip this pirate suit off

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so the bomb won't blow my tits off.

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And Archer's baby-maker!

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Don't... don't say "baby," Pam,

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because you know...

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Shit!

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00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,860
You set them off!
How much time we got?

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00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,470
- Shit, 11 minutes.
- Jesus!

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00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,796
Couldn't you have kicked
a higher number?

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00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:11,340
Or, you know, not at all?

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- We gotta run.
- Yeah, not much of a runner.

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Okay, guys, listen up.
We have 11 minutes

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to get our asses off this
ship before it explodes.

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Oh, God. If you find terror hot,

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I must be gorgeous to you right now.

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- Yeah.
- No, stop!

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I shouldn't even be here!
I should have been the one

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kicking back on the "Seamus"
running comms!

252
00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,540
For your information,
I've got my hands full.

253
00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,060
Full of what, gin and tonics?

254
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,720
I don't know
what you're talking about.

255
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,070
We can hear the ice clinking.

256
00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:38,330
No, that's space static.

257
00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:39,720
Must be sun spots.

258
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,940
We need you to connect us with Ray.

259
00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:44,460
- He's on a sick day!
- We're going to blow up

260
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,810
in 11 minutes.

261
00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,080
Closer to ten.

262
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,730
Hold, please.
Ray?

263
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,040
Ray, thank God.
We need your help.

264
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,716
Yeah, kind of in the middle
of something.

265
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,700
Ray our surgery pod
is not designed

266
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,180
for recreational use.

267
00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,960
- This is a medical procedure.
- Scented candles?

268
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,180
Is it a crime to want
to brighten up my colonoscopy?

269
00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:06,750
- I think not.
- You said

270
00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,180
it wasn't recreational!

271
00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:10,360
Colorectal cancer's
serious business.

272
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,710
You should be checked
every 10 years after 50.

273
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,410
Ugh, how old are you?

274
00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:16,500
Or if you have
atypical symptoms,

275
00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:18,060
like a change in bowel habits.

276
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,760
Speaking of which, we're in the bowels

277
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,850
of an enemy battle cruiser!
I'll be wearing

278
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:25,160
my colorectal blue ribbon
that says, "I got tested."

279
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,900
Tomorrow, after my sick day.
Which you're interrupting.

280
00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:30,080
Ugh, we need you
to walk us through disabling

281
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,990
a giant spaceship
radar system thingy.

282
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,430
But my crisis vest is on Deck 2.

283
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:39,000
- Ray!
- Fine.

284
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,960
Let old Ray just interrupt
his prescribed

285
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,960
lifesaving medical test
to call up

286
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,400
alien battle cruiser
schematics on his sick day.

287
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,570
Don't suppose you have
a ship model number?

288
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,400
We're inside the ship, so no.

289
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,840
And kind of in a hurry!

290
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,320
Do you see
a blinking green light?

291
00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:57,320
We're dead.

292
00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,630
Don't you just crave
its sweet release?

293
00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:03,760
Okay, sending you
the disarming protocols... now.

294
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,760
Thanks, Ray, you're a lifesaver.

295
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,770
You're... God damn it, Ray.

296
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,420
Is this a picture of your colon?

297
00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:10,860
- Aww.
- Sorry.

298
00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:13,420
This wine might be mixing
with my propofol.

299
00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:15,030
I do see why this is addictive.

300
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,170
We only have eight minutes!

301
00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:18,690
Don't get your panties
in a bunch.

302
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,650
Also, do you see any polyps?

303
00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:24,040
Lana, how is it possible

304
00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:25,870
you wanna give all this up for diapers?

305
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,790
I don't know,
maybe because I don't need

306
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,960
to play two-bit space cowboy

307
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,700
just because I'm scared
of commitment.

308
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,270
How dare you speak
precisely the truth at me.

309
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:35,360
Hey, guys! Wait up!

310
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,660
You used to be fun.

311
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,230
Now you want to do not-fun stuff

312
00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:39,450
like settling down.

313
00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:41,280
Well, I got news for you, sister.

314
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,020
Don't say that, ever.

315
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:46,280
Settling is for potato chips.-
Oh, God, Archer.

316
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:49,020
Will you stop treating me
like some baby-crazy cliché

317
00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:50,680
of maternal desire?

318
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,990
Aww, look at them!

319
00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:57,640
Oh, come on, Lana.

320
00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,040
Space ocelots.

321
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,080
Actually, they're called "grimalkians."

322
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,520
Shut your mouth, Pam.

323
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,780
That is a goddamn space ocelot.

324
00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:09,870
Ah, son of a bitch.

325
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:12,050
You're a real natural.
I've seen these before.

326
00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:14,220
A shithead ex of mine had one as a pet.

327
00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:16,700
I think they're endangered.
No doubt the Dri'n

328
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,466
stole them to sell their fur
to illegal traders.

329
00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:21,970
Yeah, this ex was an illegal
trader, so that all tracks.

330
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,890
Shit, we've only got
seven minutes

331
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:27,190
to get off this death star...
Lowercase "D," lowercase "S"...

332
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,850
And back to the "Seamus" before
we explode in a million pieces.

333
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,916
No, we can't blow up the
ship with them on board.

334
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:34,850
They'll go extinct.
I'll watch anything

335
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,200
that asshole loved burn.

336
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,990
Just look how adorable they are.

337
00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:40,860
Ow!

338
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,860
Guys, look at this! They love me!

339
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,560
It's like I'm their king!

340
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
Uh, Cyril, Cheryl?
Did you guys...

341
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,920
Fail spectacularly at the
one task you were given?

342
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,090
You said turn off the radar.

343
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,880
You didn't say anything
about an alarm!

344
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,100
It was clearly implied.

345
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,660
Yes, it was. Wasn't it?

346
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,710
Yes, it was.

347
00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:12,150
All clear.
No intruders in here.

348
00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:13,670
Oh, shit, is that English?

349
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,256
He's the intruder you're looking for!

350
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,110
Aww, balls. Mine's broken too.

351
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,770
Hey, screw you for that.

352
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,940
Girl's gotta
self-preserve, dude.

353
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,950
Okay, so now we need
to rescue Cyril and Cheryl...

354
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,730
Yeah, that's great,
but weave another rescue first.

355
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,260
- What?
- The space ocelots, Pam.

356
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,390
We've got six minutes,

357
00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:34,910
so let's start with the...

358
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,310
widdle baby furballs.

359
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,520
Oh, mother...

360
00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:40,310
Is not what you should be,

361
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,920
because these things
do not like you.

362
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,400
It is a hilarious twist of fate.

363
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,320
Holy hell, those little
twerps are quick.

364
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,930
Oh, well.
Let's get out of here.

365
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,100
What the...

366
00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:55,930
- Aww, he likes you.
- Um, no, Lana.

367
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,800
He loves me.

368
00:14:57,850 --> 00:14:59,370
This guy is so cool.

369
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,980
Here, Lana, get a picture.

370
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,380
Just kick the little
shit off and let's roll!

371
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:04,810
We're buds!

372
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,640
I'm a badass space cowboy,
and he's my deputy!

373
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,600
Don't you wanna
jump on my shoulder

374
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,340
and be my widdle deputy?

375
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,430
I'm a co-space cowboy.

376
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:16,870
Wow, jealousy is an
ugly color on you, Lana.

377
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,180
Something's wrong with this blaster!

378
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,220
Have you tried
opening your eyes?

379
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,440
Yes!

380
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,620
They actually are open! For real!

381
00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:32,970
Guess that's not
a factor anyway.

382
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,890
Where's the fire, brother?

383
00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:39,890
Oh, shit, was that English?

384
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,980
Why'd you even open
your big mouth, Archer?

385
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,810
He was running right by us.

386
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,826
I think the better question
is, why do we even have

387
00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:48,160
a ship robot
if he can't even make

388
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,420
his stupid robot gadgets work?

389
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:54,120
- We're cut off!
- My circulation is cut off.

390
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,910
The grip on this thing is unreal.

391
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:58,910
Look at this! He's eating this shit up.

392
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,610
Come on, little buddy.

393
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:05,220
Let's go in the fun tunnel.

394
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:06,870
- Pam?
- Nah.

395
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,050
I don't do tight spaces
I'm not familiar with.

396
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,360
Just go.
I'll hold them off

397
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,920
and meet you at the dock.

398
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,880
Come and get it, space dicks!

399
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:18,280
Well, at least it's downhill.-
A little too downhill.

400
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,426
Are you sure this is an air vent?

401
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:21,280
Of course it's an air vent.

402
00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:30,290
Ugh, you've gotta be
shitting me.

403
00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:35,380
Oops, I guess it wasn't
an air vent.

404
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,170
Ah, my blaster jammed!

405
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,470
Blasters don't jam,
you lying fleshbag!

406
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,220
You're pathetic!
Cover me!

407
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,050
- I thought you had a plan!
- I do!

408
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,270
I'm making a necklace.

409
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,090
I will give you one of my teeth.

410
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,270
Just get me off this ship.
Nope, it's not the same.

411
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,100
It has to be from a kill.

412
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,320
Unless that's something
you might be interested in.

413
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,060
Ew, no. Hey, any chance

414
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,320
of getting a rescue here?

415
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,450
- Yeah, uh, about that.
- Oh, Lana.

416
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,110
Thank God.
Archer had us escape

417
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,280
in a stupid air vent that...
Air vent, copy that.

418
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:15,420
- Cyril, let her finish.
- Oh, God, this is a dead end.

419
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,210
We have two minutes!
What do we do?

420
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,796
Ugh, you're not gonna
wet your uniform

421
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,080
like last time?
Not the time or place.

422
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,886
Actually, this is
a pretty good time and place.

423
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:25,690
New plan: we form
a human-ocelot ladder...

424
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,480
- Ugh, I'd rather just die.
- To get back to the air vent.

425
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,700
Stop calling it an air vent.

426
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:31,870
Fine!

427
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,260
Pam!

428
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:36,180
Thank God.- You're running the wrong way.

429
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,310
Cannonball!

430
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,490
It's in my mouth.

431
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,320
This is not good.

432
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,020
Even my little ocelotbud bailed.

433
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:55,346
I'm calling Krieger for backup.

434
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:58,720
No, Lana. Space cowboys do or die.

435
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,120
He's our only option.

436
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:04,340
Malory, Krieger, come in!
Come in!

437
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,356
Yes! It's Krieger.
What do you need? I can do it!

438
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,780
Get down here, stat.

439
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,170
We need backup immediately.

440
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,390
Trash compactor.
I'm on it!

441
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:14,040
Yes!
Needed by real humans.

442
00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:19,790
My God, why did we
even bring him?

443
00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:21,140
This is it, people!

444
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,050
This is the end!

445
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,190
Brace yourselves
for obliteration!

446
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,060
I really like her this way.

447
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,110
- I'm kind of into it myself.
- Wait! Look!

448
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:45,210
Jesus!
They're demons in disguise.

449
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,340
I've been fooled.

450
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,650
- Ugh.
- Oh, my God.

451
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:54,780
Why does it have to be so gross?

452
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,520
Stand back, folks.

453
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,220
I've "bot" this.

454
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,740
And once again, you and

455
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:05,310
your iron heart are completely useless.

456
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,530
There's my pal!

457
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,580
Back to normal.
You can't quit me, can you?

458
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,360
How much time?

459
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,410
30 seconds.

460
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,190
This is gonna be tight.

461
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,436
It wouldn't be tight if
you hadn't screwed up

462
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,410
the assignments!

463
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:20,020
Whatever, Lana.

464
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,786
Maybe I screwed up the
assignments on purpose

465
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,420
so you'd feel needed
and want to stay.

466
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,136
Oh, please.
Maybe you're just saying that

467
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,136
as a cool way to cover
screwing up the assignments.

468
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,250
Oh, go have an Earth baby,
why don't you?

469
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,220
Oh, we can't just leave these
space ocelots here.

470
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,820
Grimalkians.
And, yes, we can.

471
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,610
Pam, I'm not gonna do this
with you.

472
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,430
I'm already too upset.

473
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,130
Oh, God, their eyes.

474
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,936
- Even though they hate you?
- Yep, even though.

475
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,310
- 15 seconds!
- I think these furry banshees

476
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,880
are just gonna have
to stay on board.

477
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:04,460
I meant on board the other ship.

478
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,900
Oh, God damn it to shit!

479
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,656
Can't these bastards
stay in the cargo hold?

480
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,290
Mommy's just joking.

481
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,900
I think we all
know who the fun parent is.

482
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,970
Made in Georgia.

482
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:45,669
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