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What are we laughing at?
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- Is it Cyril?
- That's a very limited edition
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only available at the plantation.
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- Oh! Hey, Archer!
- Barry!
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Archer, no!
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Damn it, Archer.
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- Aw, my sipping tequila.
- New rule: No more office gun play.
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Fine by me.
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Knives and chains
are so much more... intimate.
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- You know you got shot, right?
- For your information,
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- this is a prior wound.
- Ow. Did I get him?
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Ooh. You sure did, bud.
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Great grouping.
Let me help you up.
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No, I don't need help from
my sworn enemy who by the way,
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anyone else should feel free
to start shooting.
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- Up goes my buddy.
- Not your buddy!
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Mother, what the hell is happening?
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Barry works for us now.
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- What!?
- Look.
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Barry is a very
valuable team member.
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- He saved my life in Morocco.
- And then you saved me
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from that counterfeit
Moroccan rug dealer.
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- You shopped with him?
- And more! He's my emergency contact.
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Did not know that, but I will
honor the responsibility.
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Seriously?
One three year coma,
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and you're all best friends
with the man
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who killed my fiancée
and seduced her cyborg form?
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Well, technically, she killed
herself trying to kill me,
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but I get
where you're coming from.
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So allow me to say I am Barry,
Barry sorry.
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Then allow me to say good-bye.
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Ah, damn.
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That was supposed to
electrocute you.
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- Hang on.
- Look, I know we have a history,
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but after you reconnected me
with my mom,
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I started working on myself,
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went to therapy, cut the toxic
elements out of my life.
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I haven't seen Katya...
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or talked to Other Barry
in two years.
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Also, my circuits are shielded
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against anything short of
an EMP, so... go nuts.
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Oh, I plan to Barry.
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About this obvious
and inevitable double cross.
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Then it's a good thing you're
going on the mission with him.
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- Barry?
- He has briefing power?
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- Barry: Our target...
- Archer: No shit!
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- Shh. The movie's starting.
- Our target is a KGB factory
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that is currently using
my DNA and schematics
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to crank out hundreds of
handsome devils just like me.
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Our mission is to infiltrate
the factory
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and destroy the bots.
Any questions?
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- Doooouble cross.
- Technically, a statement.
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You're technically
an egg with glasses.
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- Sorry, have a candy bar.
- Thanks?
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Barry wants me to lead a team
to a factory full of Barrys,
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where we'll be surrounded
by Barrys,
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at which point he'll help us
destroy the Barrys instead of
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letting them kill us
in an obvious double cross?
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- Hey, you listened to the briefing.
- Out of pure outrage.
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Although, technically, I'm
team leader on this mission.
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What!?
I'm getting a fury tremor.
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- That's how angry I am right now.
- Use it. Because if we fail,
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a plague of Barry-Bots
will sweep the Earth,
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- enslaving all of mankind.
- Which I bet you would just hate.
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- Isn't that right, Barry?
- Absotively.
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And now I have to go
to stupid Russia
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with stupid Barry
to get stupid betrayed.
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He sounds
positively dreadful, sir.
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Sounds? Alcott, do you not
know my entire backstory?
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I catch on quickly, sir.
I'm trained in...
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Unacceptable excuses?
I know, Alcott.
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But a good valet
knows backstory.
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And doesn't pack wool socks
for Russia in May.
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What the...?
Is that Reggie?
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Alcott, did you seriously
not feed this lemur
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for the three years
I was in a coma?
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Sir, I only entered
your employ this morning.
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- So I don't...
- Understand the concept of animal cruelty?
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Obviously, Alcott.
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Move this dead lemur
and arrange for a funeral.
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Holy shit.
Reggie, you're alive.
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Thank you, Alcott.
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You know with
this whole Barry thing,
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I definitely needed a laugh.
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But obviously, after you
clean up, you're fired.
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Which is why I'm done
fooling around!
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- And you want us to fool around!
- Permission!
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I want your help.
Sterling's going through valets
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like a bullet through
tropical mahogany.
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We're taking over
the interview process
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until we find
an ideal candidate.
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That's why they're here?
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- Why else would they be here?
- I don't know.
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You see a line of suited men
outside an office
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with blinds that go all the way
down, you start to hope...
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- That you don't finish that sentence?
- Send in the first candidate.
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Good morning, ma'ams.
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- Charmed.
- Yeah, how you doing?
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Rank the grades of cashmere.
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Grade A combed,
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grade A sheared,
grade B white on white combed...
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Skipping right over grade A
sheared Mongolian goat.
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- No, wait!
- Get out.
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Barry: Right now?
At 20,000 feet?
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I don't know the exact height,
but just get out and then die.
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You know the fall
wouldn't kill me, right?
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A plane crashing into you might.
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Hey!
We are not crashing the plane.
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That's an order.
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That you're relaying
from someone who matters?
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- But, I'm team leader!
- Archer, will you close the damn door?
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Only when you open your mind
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about this predictable betrayal!
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Bud, I know this coma thing
has your head spinning.
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Heck, it was tough on all of us,
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seeing you in that hospital
bed, all wired and tubed up.
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♪ Estas son las mañanitas ♪
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♪ Que cantaba El Rey David ♪
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♪ Hoy por ser día de tu santo ♪
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♪ te las cantamos a ti ♪
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- Bud.
- He came to the hospital!?!
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Hey, do you remember the song
I sang to you?
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No! Lana,
were you there during this
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- obvious security violation?
- You were asleep!
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- I was getting married.
- Yeah, and if you'd been guarding me,
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you wouldn't have had to settle
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for your May late, late,
late December romance.
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Didn't settle.
Deeply in love.
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- Focus on the mission!
- Right.
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The infiltration plan
has three distinct stages.
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Cyril, shut up,
we're focusing on the mission.
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Sorry, that was rude.
Candy bar?
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Why do you keep insulting me
and then giving me a candy bar?
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- Are you trying to ruin my diet?
- No, I just happen
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to have a lot of candy bars and
separately, I don't respect you.
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Food has no power over me!
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Hey, don't laugh with me.
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Or at me.
Which reminds me, Lana,
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- how do you bang your old husband without...
- Oh, look. It's the drop zone.
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Jokes on you, Lana.
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I'm gonna use the drop
to think of a better insult!
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Bud! You really shouldn't
be landing on that bad leg!
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All right, let's roll out.
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And you're sure
this is Dead Sea mud?
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It feels suspiciously domestic.
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Come on, what the heck
does a mud mask
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have to do with being
Archer's valet?
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Obviously, I'll be at his
apartment from time to time.
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My needs are his needs.
Speaking of...
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But Archer doesn't care
about mud masks.
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The man just came out of
a damn coma.
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He needs a confidant, someone
he'll respect, someone...
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Who won't snap
and murder everyone?
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- Is that a common issue?
- Like you wouldn't believe.
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When I was a kid,
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my horse butler
went crazy for no reason.
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- Jesus! You darted an employee?
- I liked him.
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Anyway, he burned down
our summer mansion
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and killed my cousins
with a hatchet
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when they tried
to escape the inferno.
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I got away on my horse,
thank god.
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Anyway, we need to push these
guys to the breaking point
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to make sure they aren't weak
or murderers.
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About time, you giraffe-necked
son of a bitch!
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We won't be requiring
his services.
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Hey, you said this outpost
wouldn't be guarded.
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- Looks like they upgraded.
- So, like, the opposite of Lana.
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People, focus. We need a new plan.
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Now these bushes
should be enough cover
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to flank the guards from either...
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Cyril, stop acting
like you're in charge.
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- I am in charge.
- He whimpered.
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Look, it's a Barry-Bot factory.
I'm Barry. I blend.
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- I'll go handle it.
- Right. By telling them our exact locations,
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so they can firebomb
this very explodable bush?
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For the last time, bud,
not gonna betray you.
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I know, not-bud,
because I'm going with you.
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That defeats the purpose
of me going up at all.
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Both of you, be quiet.
Team leader.
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We're flanking, end of story.
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We will absolutely do that, right
after you eat this candy bar.
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- I... I... I'm not going to eat this.
- Do not care.
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- Oi!
- Easy. Just out for a perimeter check.
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Yeah, and I'm a different
Barry-Bot.
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They wanted to try
making one handsome.
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If you are bot,
show us circuits.
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Shit.
You guys are good.
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He's a bomb!
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Flanking action!
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Hey, man, can you not shoot
your gun so close to my penis?
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- Like it matters?
- Oh, it matters.
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- Jesus Christ.
- I know. Cyril, you're supposed to kill
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- the guard, not play sex games.
- Ugh, we've been over this.
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The agency doesn't
kill anymore, jackass.
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I thought you were kidding
about that.
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These guards can't help that
they were born into poverty
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and their only career option was
to guard a killer robot factory.
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In America,
this man might be a grocer.
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- Hey. My father is grocer.
- You're shitting me.
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So now, in addition
to the inevitable double cross,
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I have to deal with
Irving Klaw over here
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- pleasuring every guard we see?
- I'm just going by the book.
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And I respect that, Cyril.
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Hey, maybe we should
leave him a map
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for where we're going
for when he gets free, right?
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Right?
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- Candy bar! You know why.
- Lana.
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No one's respecting
that I'm in charge.
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Have you tried whining more?
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Hey, are you going to eat that?
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I'm just saying, what happens
when you run out of rope?
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I also have zip ties.
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And that'll be great
for when the guards shoot you
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and then eventually organize
their computer cables.
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I hate him,
but he definitely got you.
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Lana, did you hear Barry
get Cyril?
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- Is that a candy bar?
- No... it's an energy bar.
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Whatever. I don't like this.
Where are all the guards?
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Technically, it's a guard
making factory, so, everywhere?
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Oh, that reminds me.
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What's the plan for when
we're surrounded by Barrys,
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and we lose track of our Barry
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and all the Barrys say
they're our Barry?
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That won't happen.
Wait. Will that happen?
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- It actually does seem possible.
- And annoyingly farcical.
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Well, you could draw
a little dot on my cheek,
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like they do to
new born babies...
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Are you frick...
are you frikkin' kidding me?
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- What the shit, Archer?
- A dot could wash off, Lana.
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It's my god damn...
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Easy, Barry, don't go back down
that dark dark hole.
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It's a good idea, bud.
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I sort of wish
you didn't chop off the hand
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- with the high-powered laser.
- All right, you get this back
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after the mission...
if you don't betray us.
237
00:12:13,411 --> 00:12:15,548
Looks like the mainframe
is up this way.
238
00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,082
That's where we can upload
the virus
239
00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:18,517
to deactivate the Barry-Bots.
240
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:21,319
- Mm-mmm. Not happening.
- Seriously?
241
00:12:21,353 --> 00:12:23,255
It's one thing to question
my authority,
242
00:12:23,288 --> 00:12:25,991
it's another to reject
the mission itself.
243
00:12:26,024 --> 00:12:27,459
Cyril, I mean it's not happening
244
00:12:27,492 --> 00:12:30,428
because you have to go catch
that guard you refuse to kill.
245
00:12:30,462 --> 00:12:33,198
Jeezy Petes.
Those were good knots!
246
00:12:33,231 --> 00:12:34,711
Don't worry about it.
We'll get him.
247
00:12:34,735 --> 00:12:36,771
- Head for the mainframe.
- Barry's hand says...
248
00:12:36,804 --> 00:12:37,903
Whoa!
249
00:12:37,936 --> 00:12:40,539
Man, you weren't kidding
about the laser.
250
00:12:40,573 --> 00:12:44,009
- I never do. Is 20 enough?
- What is this?
251
00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,602
The perfect way
to calibrate my lasers
252
00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:47,980
with non-bovine subjects. Duh.
253
00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:50,816
And the world's first valet
obstacle course!
254
00:12:50,849 --> 00:12:53,385
First, they have to make
a black Manhattan,
255
00:12:53,418 --> 00:12:55,420
then press this linen suit,
256
00:12:55,453 --> 00:12:59,291
then they have to carry both
down this hallway of lasers.
257
00:12:59,324 --> 00:13:01,994
If these amateurs can handle it.
258
00:13:02,027 --> 00:13:05,097
Unlike my harpsichord teacher,
who snapped for no reason.
259
00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:15,566
You're all insane.
Archer didn't reject his new valets
260
00:13:15,574 --> 00:13:18,143
because they can't make drinks
or fight lasers...
261
00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:20,979
Speaking of,
are these lasers deadly?
262
00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:24,149
Oh my, no.
263
00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:26,284
But it is a very serious burn.
264
00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:35,528
Hard not to take
the crotch shots personally.
265
00:13:35,561 --> 00:13:39,364
Oh, no, I intended them to be
very very personal.
266
00:13:39,397 --> 00:13:41,967
That's why I'm shooting the dick.
267
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,202
Well, that's another way
you can tell us apart,
268
00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:47,005
especially since these Barrys
look nothing like me.
269
00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:50,008
Yeah, my bad, but you still
can't have your hand back.
270
00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:52,645
Speaking of, how's
the physical therapy going?
271
00:13:52,678 --> 00:13:54,078
Good, I guess.
272
00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:55,581
I mean,
no one else has even asked.
273
00:13:55,614 --> 00:13:58,551
But last week I...
I did my first roundhouse kick.
274
00:13:58,584 --> 00:14:01,508
- It's dumb, but...
- Hey. Look at me.
275
00:14:01,587 --> 00:14:03,956
Look at me.
It's not dumb, bud.
276
00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:06,291
- Good for you.
- Yeah, it is good for me.
277
00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:08,193
Uh, thanks.
278
00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:10,162
You idiot.
279
00:14:10,195 --> 00:14:12,497
Why am I the idiot?
It's protocol.
280
00:14:12,531 --> 00:14:15,433
It's protocol not to kill them.
We can still knock people out.
281
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:18,003
You know, new studies show
that is really bad for them.
282
00:14:18,036 --> 00:14:20,005
- Very considerate.
- Shut up!
283
00:14:20,038 --> 00:14:22,238
Lana, how many times did
you visit me in the hospital?
284
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,110
- Because Barry came eight times.
- Not doing this.
285
00:14:25,143 --> 00:14:28,002
- Did you upload the virus?
- Not yet, but you can't handle
286
00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:33,185
- one guard, so we're both slacking.
- Dang it.
287
00:14:33,218 --> 00:14:35,654
- So how many Lana?
- Where is the virus, Archer?
288
00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:37,455
I don't know.
Barry's handling it.
289
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:43,061
Sure could use that laser hand.
290
00:14:43,095 --> 00:14:44,997
Cheryl: Look at him go!
291
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:47,132
Krieger, let's make it a real test.
292
00:14:47,165 --> 00:14:49,434
Increasing laser randomization
293
00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:53,105
to nightclub mode.
294
00:14:53,138 --> 00:14:57,048
You can't do it!
No one believes in you!
295
00:14:59,077 --> 00:15:00,946
- Adequate.
- For who?
296
00:15:00,979 --> 00:15:03,516
Do you people even know
why Archer loved Woodhouse?
297
00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:06,484
Sure he knew his shit,
but he'd also done shit.
298
00:15:06,519 --> 00:15:09,722
And you can't find that with
tests about premium cashmere
299
00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:12,558
from psychopaths who just want
to watch the world burn!
300
00:15:12,591 --> 00:15:14,192
I don't need
to watch the world burn.
301
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:15,961
I'm all about the smell.
302
00:15:15,994 --> 00:15:19,031
Pop quiz, hot shot: Archer's
got three ladies at his place,
303
00:15:19,064 --> 00:15:21,233
but they all have
nose-based urges,
304
00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:23,335
but the bathroom is occupied
by Archer's mother,
305
00:15:23,368 --> 00:15:25,037
who spilled
Archer's nacho delivery
306
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:28,040
on her grade C cashmere.
What do you do?
307
00:15:28,073 --> 00:15:29,542
Obviously,
I would keep the women
308
00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:33,182
- separated long enough to...
- Cheryl?
309
00:15:34,157 --> 00:15:35,648
All right, who's next?
310
00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:39,284
Uh, is no valet an option?
311
00:15:39,317 --> 00:15:42,120
No, it's not an option!
It was the first thing I tried.
312
00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:45,257
It just feels like you could
talk one Barry to another.
313
00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:48,260
Right, Chainsaw Barry?
314
00:15:48,293 --> 00:15:51,163
- Okay, not a talker.
- Use the laser hand.
315
00:15:53,098 --> 00:15:55,734
This is for your own good!
316
00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:58,403
Cyril, stop screwing around
and throw me the hand.
317
00:15:58,436 --> 00:16:01,206
- I'm a little busy!
- Leading this whole mission
318
00:16:01,239 --> 00:16:02,541
down an inferior Russian toilet?
319
00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:06,528
- I agree.
- I get it. I'm the worst team leader
320
00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:08,013
in the history of team leaders.
321
00:16:08,046 --> 00:16:10,015
Well, knowing is half the battle.
322
00:16:10,048 --> 00:16:13,981
- I honestly forgot he was team leader.
- Enough!
323
00:16:17,289 --> 00:16:20,759
- Holy sociopath, Cyril.
- What?
324
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,728
You wanted me to kill the guy
this whole time.
325
00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:24,462
I-I showed strength!
326
00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:27,465
Yeah, but you don't kill
an unarmed, poorly tied up man
327
00:16:27,499 --> 00:16:28,667
to prove a point.
328
00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:31,103
Yeah, pretty grim stuff, Cyril.
329
00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:34,372
Ooh, I hope these four little
girls are just his friends,
330
00:16:34,406 --> 00:16:36,141
but the resemblance is uncanny.
331
00:16:36,174 --> 00:16:38,443
It's not... I was following...
332
00:16:38,476 --> 00:16:41,734
why didn't you go to work at
the grocery store?
333
00:16:42,548 --> 00:16:45,183
The virus is uploading,
but there's a problem.
334
00:16:45,217 --> 00:16:48,053
You want Cyril to tie it up
and snap its neck?
335
00:16:48,086 --> 00:16:50,623
It looks like the Barry-Bot
system has a failsafe.
336
00:16:58,096 --> 00:17:00,753
What is it?
337
00:17:15,311 --> 00:17:18,582
Chef Barry?
Who designed these?
338
00:17:18,615 --> 00:17:20,684
Oh, sorry.
Is this weird for you?
339
00:17:20,717 --> 00:17:24,320
- Yeah. Weirdly therapeutic.
- Lana, how's it going
340
00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:25,954
with the slowest virus upload
in history?
341
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,760
I don't control the upload,
you dick!
342
00:17:29,793 --> 00:17:31,427
Well, you do control
your attitude,
343
00:17:31,461 --> 00:17:33,864
which honestly has been
really insensitive.
344
00:17:33,897 --> 00:17:37,465
Me? You haven't eased off
my husband since you woke up.
345
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:40,571
I'm allowed to be insensitive.
I just woke up from a coma.
346
00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:43,473
Which, now that
I think about it, did I?
347
00:17:43,506 --> 00:17:45,609
This all feels pretty coma-y.
348
00:17:45,642 --> 00:17:49,212
No, it's real, bud.
But I'm with you.
349
00:17:49,245 --> 00:17:51,414
Lana, you really need
to be more supportive
350
00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:52,783
during this period of adjustment.
351
00:17:52,816 --> 00:17:56,553
I am incredibly supportive!
Right, Cyril?
352
00:17:56,587 --> 00:17:57,821
Where the hell is Cyril?
353
00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:03,527
I'll take care of you.
354
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,430
Maybe he can take care of himself?
355
00:18:07,463 --> 00:18:10,466
He'd burn down
the building making toast,
356
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,769
out of spite for
having to make toast.
357
00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:14,237
What about those Barry-Bots?
358
00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:15,806
Could Krieger reprogram one
to valet?
359
00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:18,042
Oh, definitely... maybe.
360
00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:21,712
A robot valet would cut down
on bloodstains.
361
00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:25,782
- I'll make the call.
- Just FYI, that laser field is still very active.
362
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:31,321
My... I know we don't say it
anymore, but...
363
00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:33,289
Both: Sploosh.
364
00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:35,123
Apologies for my tardiness.
365
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,327
I volunteer at a lemur
rehabilitation center
366
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,196
and it was my turn to rinse the
tamarind leaves for snack time.
367
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:42,398
- It's fine.
- Oh dear, your drink.
368
00:18:42,432 --> 00:18:44,434
Allow me.
369
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:47,337
Black Manhattan was it,
heavy on the Luxardo?
370
00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:52,442
- Just so.
- You must be the tech. I must say,
371
00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:55,546
I've never seen such a deadly
laser in such a compact device.
372
00:18:55,579 --> 00:18:57,714
That's the compliment
I never knew I wanted.
373
00:18:57,748 --> 00:19:00,784
- Can I call you dad?
- You can call me Aleister,
374
00:19:00,817 --> 00:19:04,165
- if the position is still available.
- That all depends.
375
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,623
Pop quiz: Archer's
got two broads at his place,
376
00:19:06,657 --> 00:19:09,292
sisters, only thing is, they
don't know about each other,
377
00:19:09,325 --> 00:19:11,562
and one is temporarily blind
due to...
378
00:19:11,595 --> 00:19:13,363
I keep his drink full,
my mouth shut,
379
00:19:13,396 --> 00:19:16,600
- and the paramedic on speed dial.
- Paramedic?
380
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,268
Veterinary paramedic.
381
00:19:18,301 --> 00:19:22,606
- No need to alert the authorities.
- Hmm. He'll do.
382
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:26,006
More of them?
Where are you guys coming from?
383
00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,345
Oh, perfect.
384
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:33,884
- Better late than never inevitable double cross.
- You were saying?
385
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:38,321
I was saying... sorry for
assuming a double cross
386
00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:40,924
- that I guess isn't coming.
- No, it wasn't.
387
00:19:40,957 --> 00:19:42,893
Well, thanks for the hand.
388
00:19:42,926 --> 00:19:45,629
- And the hand.
- It's missing two fingers.
389
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:48,364
Yeah, it was already like
that when I chopped it off.
390
00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:49,633
Ready to finish this?
391
00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:55,505
Not that ready.
392
00:20:02,513 --> 00:20:05,415
The virus uploaded.
Just in time.
393
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,565
Really? Uh, I guess...
394
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:12,322
- good mission, buddy.
- No, great mission, bud.
395
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,832
What part of "we're done"
is this, Lana?
396
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:26,768
- Agh, the failsafe had a failsafe!
- Well, that's just stupid.
397
00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:31,875
You guys go.
398
00:20:31,908 --> 00:20:34,711
Time for daddy
to give baby a spanking.
399
00:20:34,745 --> 00:20:37,280
No, I don't stand by that.
Let me...
400
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,353
Cyril!
401
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:50,293
Guys, this is really more of
a distraction than,
402
00:20:50,326 --> 00:20:52,328
like, a totally
well thought out plan.
403
00:20:52,362 --> 00:20:54,282
Lana, Barry can't handle this
thing on his own.
404
00:20:54,306 --> 00:20:57,433
- We need to help him.
- No, we need to get out of here.
405
00:20:57,467 --> 00:20:58,587
We accomplished the mission.
406
00:20:58,611 --> 00:21:02,606
- Wha... an EMP grenade?
- Two robots. One boom.
407
00:21:02,639 --> 00:21:05,576
- Are you kidding me?
- Fine, you can throw it.
408
00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:07,811
All mission I've been waiting
for a double cross,
409
00:21:07,844 --> 00:21:09,680
and now you're gonna
double cross Barry?
410
00:21:09,713 --> 00:21:11,915
Lana: Hey, you said
he was an evil cyborg,
411
00:21:11,948 --> 00:21:13,548
and he's served his purpose
which means...
412
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:16,720
Archer: Which means caring for him
has become inconvenient, right?
413
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:20,757
And it's easier to move on to
new slash much older things?
414
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:22,859
Barry: I think I've got a plan,
but it's not great.
415
00:21:22,893 --> 00:21:24,928
It's not moving on
to take care of yourself,
416
00:21:24,961 --> 00:21:26,697
which is what I'm doing!
417
00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:29,499
Taking care of yourself
because Robert can't?
418
00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:32,402
- Sexually, I mean.
- Barry: Any other plan?
419
00:21:32,435 --> 00:21:34,538
Robert and I have
a very active sex life.
420
00:21:34,571 --> 00:21:36,973
I'm sorry the world changed,
and that must be hard,
421
00:21:37,007 --> 00:21:39,676
but it wasn't my job to lay
weeping by your hospital bed.
422
00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:42,478
I have a life,
and I am very content!
423
00:21:42,513 --> 00:21:45,027
Oh, right,
because all content people
424
00:21:45,028 --> 00:21:46,107
scream that they're content.
425
00:21:46,131 --> 00:21:48,100
Barry: Okay,
just gonna do my plan.
426
00:21:50,987 --> 00:21:53,724
Good-bye, Barry.
427
00:21:54,858 --> 00:21:57,393
Barry!
428
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:06,770
You brave, beautiful cyborg.
429
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,438
I'm sorry, Archer.
430
00:22:08,471 --> 00:22:10,006
I know you two connected
this mission.
431
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,076
We really did.
He was my friend.
432
00:22:13,109 --> 00:22:16,079
Oh, God.
Barry was my friend.
433
00:22:16,112 --> 00:22:19,082
- This coma thing has been hard.
- I'm here for you, Archer.
434
00:22:19,115 --> 00:22:21,451
No thanks, Cyril.
But look!
435
00:22:21,484 --> 00:22:24,387
- Cyril, look!
- Oh, man.
436
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:27,591
He did have a penis.
And it was magnificent!
437
00:22:27,624 --> 00:22:29,760
Don't let your old man
see this, right?
438
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,862
Just gonna let you have this one.
439
00:22:31,895 --> 00:22:34,898
Goodnight, mi amigo.
440
00:22:34,931 --> 00:22:40,136
♪ Estas son las mañanitas ♪
441
00:22:40,170 --> 00:22:44,140
♪ Que cantaba El Rey David ♪
442
00:22:44,174 --> 00:22:48,411
♪ Hoy por ser día de tu santo ♪
443
00:22:48,444 --> 00:22:52,148
♪ te las cantamos a ti ♪
444
00:22:52,182 --> 00:22:58,188
- Aw. You did remember.
- Barry? How?
445
00:22:58,221 --> 00:23:01,491
Uploaded my consciousness
into another Barry
446
00:23:01,525 --> 00:23:02,925
right before the explosion.
447
00:23:02,926 --> 00:23:05,195
- You can do that?
- I guess so.
448
00:23:05,228 --> 00:23:07,831
And hey, heard what
you said about my penis.
449
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:10,734
- Thanks, bud.
- I meant every word, pal.
450
00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:14,070
It was... wow.
Really impressive.
451
00:23:14,104 --> 00:23:16,006
Huh.
So you're basically unkillable?
452
00:23:16,039 --> 00:23:18,074
I am now, thanks to that virus.
453
00:23:18,108 --> 00:23:21,011
And in spite of all your efforts.
454
00:23:21,044 --> 00:23:22,779
What... this?
455
00:23:22,813 --> 00:23:24,548
I mean...
Cyril ordered me to bring it
456
00:23:24,581 --> 00:23:26,449
- as, uh, as team leader.
- Oh, come on!
457
00:23:26,482 --> 00:23:29,219
Lana, it's fine.
Barry doesn't hold a grudge.
458
00:23:29,252 --> 00:23:32,817
But Other Barry... well...
459
00:23:41,497 --> 00:23:44,075
He hates you.
460
00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:49,172
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