1 00:00:01,808 --> 00:00:03,996 Pam: Now what is this bullshit? 2 00:00:04,081 --> 00:00:06,870 Um, which of the many species of bullshit 3 00:00:06,954 --> 00:00:09,374 in our bullshit ecosystem are you referring to? 4 00:00:09,458 --> 00:00:11,411 The jellybeans, which are only licorice, 5 00:00:11,495 --> 00:00:12,580 buttered popcorn, and... 6 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:14,786 Mm... I think, hatred? 7 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:16,756 Or the coffee maker, which is gone 8 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,592 and replaced by off-brand instant? 9 00:00:18,676 --> 00:00:20,429 "Folber's Crystals, 10 00:00:20,513 --> 00:00:22,600 an acceptable part of waking up." 11 00:00:22,684 --> 00:00:24,371 It's these chip flavors. 12 00:00:24,455 --> 00:00:28,546 Snail, paella, Dutch onion, and... menthol? 13 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:30,550 Wow, a bag of these has more nicotine 14 00:00:30,634 --> 00:00:31,886 than a pack of cigarettes. 15 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:33,355 Well, now I wanna try them. 16 00:00:33,439 --> 00:00:34,691 This is why you'll fill out 17 00:00:34,775 --> 00:00:37,063 your food requisition forms properly, 18 00:00:37,147 --> 00:00:39,401 otherwise you get the leftovers from Headquarters 19 00:00:39,485 --> 00:00:40,432 that no one wants. 20 00:00:40,517 --> 00:00:42,842 Is there any part of IIA that isn't some kind of 21 00:00:42,926 --> 00:00:45,446 Kafka-meets-Brazil bureaucratic circle jerk? 22 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:47,717 See? This is why you lack vision. 23 00:00:47,801 --> 00:00:50,656 Our company-mandated biquarterly circle jerks 24 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,527 decrease sexual frustration 25 00:00:52,611 --> 00:00:55,433 and increase productivity by 6%. 26 00:00:55,517 --> 00:00:57,704 Is he joking, or is it about to get awesome in here? 27 00:00:57,788 --> 00:01:00,343 New mission: There's a device out there 28 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:01,813 that we need to reacquire. 29 00:01:01,897 --> 00:01:03,369 So not awesome. 30 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:05,775 - The Magnetic Pulse Generator. - Magnets? 31 00:01:05,928 --> 00:01:07,347 Are we worried someone will attack 32 00:01:07,541 --> 00:01:08,927 a kindergarten science class? 33 00:01:09,011 --> 00:01:10,831 It can wipe out all computer memory 34 00:01:10,915 --> 00:01:12,100 in a mile radius. 35 00:01:12,184 --> 00:01:13,569 And it does this. 36 00:01:13,653 --> 00:01:16,542 [machine whirring] 37 00:01:16,626 --> 00:01:17,811 [zap] 38 00:01:17,895 --> 00:01:19,882 Ooh, props to the graphics team. 39 00:01:19,966 --> 00:01:22,554 I was skeptical, but they're so worth it. 40 00:01:22,638 --> 00:01:25,794 Wait a second. I know that death metal device. 41 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,063 [gasps] That's Helga! 42 00:01:27,147 --> 00:01:28,599 How do you know about my Helga? 43 00:01:28,683 --> 00:01:30,136 I have cameras planted everywhere, 44 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,471 including your lab. 45 00:01:31,555 --> 00:01:33,075 How dare you! 46 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,377 Didn't you set up cameras 47 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,881 in all the bathrooms at one point? 48 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:37,852 Putting cameras in bathrooms is one thing. 49 00:01:37,936 --> 00:01:40,056 But a lab? That is private. 50 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:41,993 I saw potential in your project 51 00:01:42,077 --> 00:01:45,533 if paired with a proprietary IIA energy source, 52 00:01:45,617 --> 00:01:48,907 but after I stole it from you, someone stole it from me. 53 00:01:48,991 --> 00:01:50,844 The Swiss. [all laughing] 54 00:01:50,928 --> 00:01:52,714 - The Swiss? - The cheese guys? 55 00:01:52,798 --> 00:01:54,886 Fabian: 1929. Black Monday. 56 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:56,488 The Swiss. 57 00:01:56,572 --> 00:01:59,594 The Cuban Missile Crisis. Swiss. 58 00:01:59,678 --> 00:02:02,801 1985. The Cola Wars. 59 00:02:02,885 --> 00:02:04,604 Pam: That is one alert mob. 60 00:02:04,688 --> 00:02:06,174 These elite Swiss operatives 61 00:02:06,258 --> 00:02:08,412 call themselves the Invisible Hand. 62 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,481 Oh, yeah. 63 00:02:09,565 --> 00:02:10,583 Mother sometimes talked about them 64 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:11,786 when she was drinking. 65 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,155 She said it was like the entire country 66 00:02:13,239 --> 00:02:14,992 extracted all their war-like impulses 67 00:02:15,076 --> 00:02:17,130 and injected them into a tiny group of people. 68 00:02:17,214 --> 00:02:19,067 They're going after the Cayman Islands 69 00:02:19,151 --> 00:02:21,204 because the global rich are banking there 70 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:23,008 and not banking in Switzerland. 71 00:02:23,092 --> 00:02:25,146 Oh, no. Rich people problems. 72 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:27,050 If the Invisible Hand succeeds, 73 00:02:27,134 --> 00:02:30,189 it would throw IIA into financial chaos 74 00:02:30,273 --> 00:02:32,493 and probably ignite a global war. 75 00:02:32,577 --> 00:02:33,863 Well, that's not good. 76 00:02:33,947 --> 00:02:36,134 Ah, yes, Lana, the old saying. 77 00:02:36,218 --> 00:02:38,072 "War is not good." 78 00:02:38,156 --> 00:02:40,643 So we steal the device back before the Swiss can use it. 79 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:43,449 Cheryl: With the help of your demolitions expert! 80 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:45,453 - All: Huh? - I get it. 81 00:02:45,537 --> 00:02:46,655 When Ms. Archer was in charge, 82 00:02:46,739 --> 00:02:48,125 she didn't really go on missions, 83 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,962 but I'm a hands-on boss. 84 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:51,766 You are not the boss. 85 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:53,068 I'm in the chair! 86 00:02:53,152 --> 00:02:54,972 I need this to go by the book, 87 00:02:55,056 --> 00:02:57,510 and since my last leader is still in the hospital 88 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,581 due to snake and multiple spider bites... 89 00:02:59,665 --> 00:03:01,853 [laughs] I forgot that. It was really bad. 90 00:03:01,937 --> 00:03:03,923 Agent Figgis is leading the mission. 91 00:03:04,007 --> 00:03:05,493 - Oh, great. - Obviously. 92 00:03:05,577 --> 00:03:07,730 For the last time, let me say this. 93 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:09,734 You're not my supervisor! 94 00:03:09,818 --> 00:03:11,038 I quit. 95 00:03:11,122 --> 00:03:13,208 [sobbing] 96 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:15,646 Ah, don't worry, bud. She'll be back. 97 00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:17,550 Oh, those Swiss bastards 98 00:03:17,634 --> 00:03:19,755 got their dirty, cheese-stinking fingers 99 00:03:19,839 --> 00:03:22,795 all over my beautiful device! 100 00:03:22,879 --> 00:03:24,230 Wait. Where's Cheryl? 101 00:03:24,314 --> 00:03:25,901 Okay, let's go destroy this thing. 102 00:03:25,985 --> 00:03:28,539 - Reacquire it. - Uh, I doubt it. 103 00:03:28,623 --> 00:03:29,976 Have you met us? 104 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:31,144 [ice clinking] 105 00:03:31,228 --> 00:03:33,649 [gulps] 106 00:03:33,733 --> 00:03:34,852 [chuckles] 107 00:03:34,936 --> 00:03:37,891 [main title theme] 108 00:03:37,975 --> 00:03:44,889 [♪ ♪] 109 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:52,074 Enjoy Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 110 00:04:14,014 --> 00:04:14,965 Cyril: So before the Swiss 111 00:04:15,049 --> 00:04:16,803 wipe the banks' data on the mainland, 112 00:04:16,887 --> 00:04:18,238 they plan to blow up the backup server 113 00:04:18,322 --> 00:04:20,076 stored on this old drilling platform. 114 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,246 Our job is to intercept them, then interrogate them 115 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,883 to find out where they stored the device. 116 00:04:23,967 --> 00:04:26,088 So the device isn't on the rig? 117 00:04:26,172 --> 00:04:27,090 We don't think so. 118 00:04:27,174 --> 00:04:28,625 To access the rig, 119 00:04:28,709 --> 00:04:30,831 we'll enter undetected through this hatch here 120 00:04:30,915 --> 00:04:32,801 then locate and ambush the Swiss. 121 00:04:32,885 --> 00:04:34,704 Archer: God, you are so bad at this. 122 00:04:34,788 --> 00:04:37,643 It's like watching a clown car crash into a birthday party. 123 00:04:37,727 --> 00:04:39,815 Tragic, but at some level, hilarious. 124 00:04:39,899 --> 00:04:41,886 Archer, can you please put the bourbon down 125 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:43,857 - and concentrate? - Scotch. No. 126 00:04:43,941 --> 00:04:45,259 And don't you think you should concentrate? 127 00:04:45,343 --> 00:04:46,728 We're already behind schedule. 128 00:04:46,812 --> 00:04:48,031 Because you stopped at the liquor store 129 00:04:48,115 --> 00:04:49,300 on the way to the airport! 130 00:04:49,384 --> 00:04:51,104 Because I knew you wouldn't stock the plane, 131 00:04:51,188 --> 00:04:53,275 so maybe next time be a little more professional. 132 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:54,945 This from the man who invented the term 133 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,048 "groin taxi." 134 00:04:56,132 --> 00:04:57,918 Ha! Shows what you know. 135 00:04:58,002 --> 00:05:00,656 That was a term I used to cleverly expense prostitutes. 136 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:02,093 - We all know that! - Lana. 137 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,763 You're only making things worse. 138 00:05:03,847 --> 00:05:05,733 - I've got this. - Yeah, Lana. 139 00:05:05,817 --> 00:05:07,703 Our leader, Cyril's, got this. 140 00:05:07,787 --> 00:05:08,873 Just listen to him 141 00:05:08,957 --> 00:05:10,811 since he's obviously our superior. 142 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaking of superiors, 143 00:05:12,764 --> 00:05:15,286 I try to insulate myself from peasant work, 144 00:05:15,370 --> 00:05:17,623 but this has got to go perfectly. 145 00:05:17,707 --> 00:05:18,893 None of us want to be fired. 146 00:05:18,977 --> 00:05:20,729 Oh, no, not fired, 147 00:05:20,813 --> 00:05:23,770 the thing you threaten us with every day of our goddamn lives. 148 00:05:23,854 --> 00:05:24,872 You misunderstand. 149 00:05:24,956 --> 00:05:27,643 A mistake this big at our level? 150 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:31,786 After the firing, then there's the firing squad. 151 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,622 I'm using wordplay here, of course. 152 00:05:33,706 --> 00:05:34,759 All: Oh! Archer: Oh, thank God. 153 00:05:34,843 --> 00:05:37,663 They'll probably just poison us. 154 00:05:37,747 --> 00:05:40,636 [intriguing music] 155 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,273 [♪ ♪] 156 00:05:42,357 --> 00:05:44,410 So I feel like that imminent death thing 157 00:05:44,494 --> 00:05:46,014 kind of derailed my briefing. 158 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:47,683 - Any questions? - Yeah. 159 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:49,755 Why did Fabian put you in charge? 160 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,928 You're, like, notoriously bad in high-stress situations. 161 00:05:53,012 --> 00:05:54,731 What? Name one time. 162 00:05:54,815 --> 00:05:57,136 Last week, you got hives trying to decide 163 00:05:57,220 --> 00:06:00,009 between "best" or "best regards" in an email. 164 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,346 Okay, well, that was a tonal minefield. 165 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,050 I wish it were a real one, 166 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:06,321 and then we wouldn't be having this conversation. 167 00:06:06,405 --> 00:06:08,827 Who did you think Fabian was gonna pick? 168 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:11,298 Archer can't do it. Lana's a threat to power. 169 00:06:11,382 --> 00:06:13,335 And Krieger is... Krieger. 170 00:06:13,419 --> 00:06:15,005 - There's nobody left. - I'm left. 171 00:06:15,089 --> 00:06:16,274 You don't know the first thing 172 00:06:16,358 --> 00:06:17,878 about leading a mission, Pam. 173 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:19,714 I know you've got about 60 seconds 174 00:06:19,798 --> 00:06:23,055 before your tactical lead there hurls chum into the ocean. 175 00:06:23,139 --> 00:06:26,361 Archer, I told you to leave the booze on the plane. 176 00:06:26,445 --> 00:06:27,998 [clears throat] 177 00:06:28,082 --> 00:06:30,402 [gulps] But I didn't. 178 00:06:30,486 --> 00:06:32,240 Okay, we get on the rig. 179 00:06:32,324 --> 00:06:34,745 Lana and Pam will get any rig workers to a safe room. 180 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:37,049 - Archer and I will start... - Hey, sea turtles! 181 00:06:37,133 --> 00:06:38,820 - Whoo! - What? 182 00:06:38,904 --> 00:06:41,258 You're supposed to stay more than 10 feet away from those! 183 00:06:41,342 --> 00:06:42,693 Archer: And are you supposed to be sober 184 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,197 when you make new best friends? 185 00:06:44,281 --> 00:06:46,134 Because I'm not doing that either! 186 00:06:46,218 --> 00:06:48,172 [sighs] Lana, a little help here. 187 00:06:48,256 --> 00:06:49,942 I thought I was making things worse. 188 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:51,411 Remember: "I got this." 189 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,948 - [Archer hurls] - Called it. 190 00:06:53,032 --> 00:06:55,186 Archer: [groans] That wasn't from drinking. 191 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:57,056 I ate those menthol chips on the plane. 192 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,762 But now that my head's clear, I have two questions. 193 00:06:59,846 --> 00:07:02,200 What are we doing? And which ocean is this? 194 00:07:02,284 --> 00:07:04,137 Explain to me how we can defuse this 195 00:07:04,221 --> 00:07:05,472 if it gets activated. 196 00:07:05,556 --> 00:07:06,742 That's easy. 197 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:08,445 You can't because it's not a bomb. 198 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,382 It's a resonating superconductor. 199 00:07:10,466 --> 00:07:12,486 Once it starts, the pulse gets bigger and bigger 200 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:14,157 until it tears itself apart. 201 00:07:14,241 --> 00:07:16,829 - Well, what can you do? - I don't remember. 202 00:07:16,913 --> 00:07:18,198 I built it in... 203 00:07:18,282 --> 00:07:20,369 What do you call it... A fugue state? 204 00:07:20,453 --> 00:07:23,910 By "fugue state," you mean shit-assed on drugs, right? 205 00:07:23,994 --> 00:07:25,479 Of course not! 206 00:07:25,563 --> 00:07:27,534 But that was also happening, yes. 207 00:07:29,237 --> 00:07:31,091 Hey, Lana, do you ever get the sense 208 00:07:31,175 --> 00:07:32,928 that certain people in this group get ignored? 209 00:07:33,012 --> 00:07:35,232 Mm, which certain people? 210 00:07:35,316 --> 00:07:38,171 Well, to put it delicately, the ones with tits. 211 00:07:38,255 --> 00:07:40,844 Thank you for being delicate, but yes. 212 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,848 I can't just force myself to care anymore. 213 00:07:42,932 --> 00:07:45,219 I just wanna do my job and go home. 214 00:07:45,303 --> 00:07:47,189 But I have a lot of great qualities. 215 00:07:47,273 --> 00:07:48,860 I always keep Cheryl in line. 216 00:07:48,944 --> 00:07:50,848 Yeah, I would not lead with that. 217 00:07:52,885 --> 00:07:54,537 Is it just me, or... 218 00:07:54,621 --> 00:07:57,176 Cyril: Is nobody here? Archer: Great job, Cyril. 219 00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:58,780 - They got away. - Cyril: Who? 220 00:07:58,864 --> 00:08:01,251 Whoever we're capturing, shooting, and/or rescuing. 221 00:08:01,335 --> 00:08:03,288 How would we shoot and rescue them? 222 00:08:03,372 --> 00:08:04,490 Hmm. Mercy killing? 223 00:08:04,574 --> 00:08:06,361 We're late because of your delays! 224 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,432 Excuse me for being enchanted by turtles, 225 00:08:08,516 --> 00:08:10,904 the world's most mysterious sea creatures. 226 00:08:10,988 --> 00:08:13,542 Oh, come on. Everyone knows that's narwhals. 227 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,145 Pfft, only if the mystery is 228 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:17,216 who's overcompensating for something. 229 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,120 No one's here because Cyril messed up, 230 00:08:19,204 --> 00:08:20,957 probably due to his obsession with narwhals. 231 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:22,126 Let's meet up on the deck 232 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:25,032 and talk about how much we hate him. 233 00:08:25,116 --> 00:08:28,372 Pfft, narwhals. Basically the Ferrari of tusks. 234 00:08:28,456 --> 00:08:30,075 - Wait, check for... - Aah! 235 00:08:30,159 --> 00:08:31,979 I am called Alessia. 236 00:08:32,063 --> 00:08:35,386 I represent the Invisible Hand, and that was a warning shot. 237 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:37,523 How was that a warning shot? You grazed me. 238 00:08:37,607 --> 00:08:40,930 [chuckles] I'm very good. 239 00:08:41,014 --> 00:08:42,300 Krieger: I'm baffled by the complete lack 240 00:08:42,384 --> 00:08:44,872 of pornographic doodling on these schematics. 241 00:08:44,956 --> 00:08:47,243 Are you sure these IIA folks are real scientists? 242 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:50,482 Oh, for God's sake! I'm so fudged right now. 243 00:08:50,566 --> 00:08:54,023 I need to know how to safely transport this thing now! 244 00:08:54,107 --> 00:08:55,292 I'm fudged! 245 00:08:55,376 --> 00:08:58,098 Is there anyone at IIA you can talk to? 246 00:08:58,182 --> 00:09:00,102 No! If the board finds out... 247 00:09:00,186 --> 00:09:02,440 - You're fudged? - I'm fudging fudged! 248 00:09:02,524 --> 00:09:04,010 If you can't figure this out, 249 00:09:04,094 --> 00:09:05,880 I will throw you out of this plane. 250 00:09:05,964 --> 00:09:07,550 Well, there is a way to disable it 251 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,554 before it goes off, but it's dicey. 252 00:09:09,638 --> 00:09:11,257 Requires extreme precision. 253 00:09:11,341 --> 00:09:12,861 - [groans] - What? 254 00:09:12,945 --> 00:09:14,865 I was just thinking about who I was counting on 255 00:09:14,949 --> 00:09:16,468 to be precise. 256 00:09:16,552 --> 00:09:19,173 - [gunfire] - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 257 00:09:19,257 --> 00:09:21,879 - Hiyah! - Ooh! 258 00:09:21,963 --> 00:09:24,183 This rig is set to self-destruct. 259 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:26,488 Don't worry, we've evacuated the workers 260 00:09:26,572 --> 00:09:28,625 and given them little chocolates. 261 00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:31,164 The Invisible Hand isn't evil, 262 00:09:31,248 --> 00:09:33,101 but if you get in our way again, 263 00:09:33,185 --> 00:09:34,470 you will be eliminated. 264 00:09:34,554 --> 00:09:37,009 Yep, totally non-evil thing to say. 265 00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:39,113 Well, regardless, remember it. 266 00:09:39,197 --> 00:09:40,249 I didn't hear it. 267 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,119 Could you say it again but slower 268 00:09:42,203 --> 00:09:44,023 and turn your chin to catch the light? 269 00:09:44,107 --> 00:09:46,929 I said, if I see you again, 270 00:09:47,013 --> 00:09:49,434 I'll eliminate you. 271 00:09:49,518 --> 00:09:51,338 Chocolate? 272 00:09:51,422 --> 00:09:53,159 My God. 273 00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:56,247 [gasps] The turtles! 274 00:09:56,331 --> 00:09:57,918 If the rig collapses... 275 00:09:58,002 --> 00:09:59,554 What's the plan, Cyril? Are we stuck here? 276 00:09:59,638 --> 00:10:01,992 No! We still have their ropes. 277 00:10:02,076 --> 00:10:03,428 [bombs beeping] 278 00:10:03,512 --> 00:10:05,232 [explosion] 279 00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:07,436 I am now open to suggestions. 280 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,006 Protect yourselves! 281 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:11,444 Pull your heads into your beautiful shells! 282 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,014 What do we do? What do we do? 283 00:10:13,098 --> 00:10:14,350 Wait, I've got it. 284 00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:16,321 "Best regards." That's the one. 285 00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:18,024 God damn it, Cyril. Jump. 286 00:10:18,108 --> 00:10:21,264 But we're hundreds of feet... aah! 287 00:10:21,348 --> 00:10:24,170 Cannonball! 288 00:10:24,254 --> 00:10:26,158 [splashing] 289 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,180 He really did it. 290 00:10:29,264 --> 00:10:31,986 He's gonna die trying to save turtles while drunk. 291 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,357 Well, at least he'll die doing what he loves. 292 00:10:34,441 --> 00:10:35,944 Cyril: Being an idiot. 293 00:10:42,123 --> 00:10:43,542 Lana: Oh, look. 294 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:45,712 It's a visual metaphor for your leadership. 295 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:47,116 Hey, that's not fair. 296 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,020 He's right, because that platform 297 00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:50,622 would've collapsed years ago. 298 00:10:50,706 --> 00:10:53,662 It hasn't gone that badly. 299 00:10:53,746 --> 00:10:56,434 And cue the sharks. 300 00:10:56,518 --> 00:10:58,138 Whoo! 301 00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,642 Zodiac! [all coughing] 302 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:02,713 Okay, guys, hop in, but be careful. 303 00:11:02,797 --> 00:11:04,650 There's not a lot of room with all these turtles in here. 304 00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,421 Just put them back in the ocean! 305 00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:07,690 What? No. 306 00:11:07,774 --> 00:11:09,293 There's, like, a ton of sharks out there. 307 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,964 Attracted by your vomit! 308 00:11:11,048 --> 00:11:12,517 Those are vomit sharks? 309 00:11:15,523 --> 00:11:17,643 I said, "These are vomit"... We heard you. 310 00:11:17,727 --> 00:11:20,449 Yet you refuse to embrace the mystery! 311 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:23,088 Hey, bud, at what point do you think you'll slow down? 312 00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:25,092 It's to be determined, Pam. 313 00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:28,198 Now, you pack of absolute morons, 314 00:11:28,282 --> 00:11:30,202 you've blown our chance to grab this thing 315 00:11:30,286 --> 00:11:32,339 before it's operational, but there's still a chance. 316 00:11:32,423 --> 00:11:34,010 But it'll be tight. We have to... 317 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:37,116 Shut that idiocy production factory you call a mouth! 318 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,385 You're no longer in charge. 319 00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:40,122 The backup servers are destroyed, 320 00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:41,524 so the banks will scramble 321 00:11:41,608 --> 00:11:43,595 to make physical backups of their data. 322 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:45,199 Which means they'll be dismantling 323 00:11:45,283 --> 00:11:46,701 their electromagnetic shielding. 324 00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:49,440 Precisely, but you're not in charge either. 325 00:11:49,524 --> 00:11:51,377 The Swiss will wait for a few hours 326 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,050 for peak vulnerability and then set it off. 327 00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:55,719 We'll intercept them on the way in. 328 00:11:55,803 --> 00:11:58,158 Uh, explain why we're doing this again. 329 00:11:58,242 --> 00:12:00,095 This sure seems like your mess-up. 330 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,266 You're not wrong, but if the banks go down 331 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:05,706 and the world erupts in chaos, IIA will need scapegoats. 332 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:07,443 They'll burn you. 333 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,347 - [groans] - Hey, Lana. 334 00:12:09,431 --> 00:12:11,384 Have you noticed there's a leadership vacuum 335 00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:13,321 now with Cyril being a little bitch and all? 336 00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:15,292 - No offense. - That is not possible. 337 00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:17,596 Oh, my God, I just want to do my job and go home, 338 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,500 but it's not working. 339 00:12:19,584 --> 00:12:21,271 - So you know what happens now? - I think... 340 00:12:21,355 --> 00:12:24,410 I take over and fix everything! 341 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,498 Exactly what I was gonna say. 342 00:12:28,669 --> 00:12:30,722 Okay, platoons. Here we go. 343 00:12:30,806 --> 00:12:32,827 Lana, keep your eyes southeast. 344 00:12:32,911 --> 00:12:34,730 Archer, you look northwest. 345 00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:37,603 Cyril, you look... in the other direction. 346 00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:40,142 Uh, I don't remember Fabian putting you in charge. 347 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,644 Pam: Pipe down, cadet. 348 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,515 Lana: Better listen, Cyril. She means business. 349 00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:45,753 Pam: Lana, shut your tits! Keep this line clear. 350 00:12:45,837 --> 00:12:47,389 You know, for a global banking center, 351 00:12:47,473 --> 00:12:49,260 this place is way smaller than I imagined. 352 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,097 CYRIL: Island fact: It actually has 353 00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:53,335 more registered businesses than it has residents. 354 00:12:53,419 --> 00:12:55,372 Pam: God damn it, Archer. Are you drinking again? 355 00:12:55,456 --> 00:12:57,844 Again implies that I stopped at some point, Pam. 356 00:12:57,928 --> 00:12:59,647 And I'm supporting local businesses 357 00:12:59,731 --> 00:13:01,684 against these international goliaths, 358 00:13:01,768 --> 00:13:03,388 so I'm basically David. 359 00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:04,523 Lana: [scoffs] Except drunk. 360 00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:06,795 Hey, hey, hey, David was a musician 361 00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:09,367 with eight wives who killed a dude with a rock. 362 00:13:09,451 --> 00:13:10,736 Does that scream sober to you? 363 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,273 Speaking of human liabilities, 364 00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:13,475 has anyone heard from Cheryl? 365 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,145 I can't believe I'm saying this, 366 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,714 but I kind of miss her. 367 00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:18,518 Yeah, feels like a great moment 368 00:13:18,602 --> 00:13:21,424 for some wildly unhelpful curve ball. 369 00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:22,660 [helicopter whirring] 370 00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:24,597 Krieger: Got her. They just turned her on. 371 00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:27,603 Warming up now, getting ready for her big debut. 372 00:13:27,687 --> 00:13:29,440 [sniffles] Aw, Helga. 373 00:13:29,524 --> 00:13:32,112 - They grow up so fast. - Okay, everyone. 374 00:13:32,196 --> 00:13:34,116 The package is coming in from the south. 375 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,753 Wait. It's coming in way too fast. 376 00:13:35,837 --> 00:13:36,721 It must be in the air. 377 00:13:36,805 --> 00:13:38,158 [ominous music] 378 00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:39,895 Well, that simplifies things. 379 00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:44,637 [♪ ♪] 380 00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,374 - They're running away. - Wait. 381 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,245 No, the package is still on track. 382 00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:49,798 How could that... [gasps] 383 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,895 So she's going to activate it in the air 384 00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:58,665 as she flies over the city. 385 00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:00,903 What a cleverly Beverly. 386 00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:04,277 [dramatic music] 387 00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:06,147 Pam: God, she's like a Valkyrie. 388 00:14:06,231 --> 00:14:09,220 Take me to Valhalla. 389 00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:10,790 I've got a wing suit in the back. 390 00:14:10,874 --> 00:14:12,293 Krieger, take the stick 391 00:14:12,377 --> 00:14:14,163 and continue my intercept course. 392 00:14:14,247 --> 00:14:15,666 No, you fudging idiot! Don't... 393 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,571 Krieger: Give me back my baby! 394 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:21,577 [♪ ♪] 395 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,783 Now, I will expertly swoop by and grab the... 396 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:25,585 [gasps] I don't know how to do any of that! 397 00:14:25,669 --> 00:14:27,589 Aah! 398 00:14:27,673 --> 00:14:28,675 [both grunt] 399 00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:33,201 Archer, commandeer a vehicle. 400 00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:35,238 - I'm sorry about this... - Hey! 401 00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:37,493 But would it kill you to do some maintenance? 402 00:14:40,699 --> 00:14:42,219 [slurring] Hello, Occifers. 403 00:14:42,303 --> 00:14:43,655 Obviously, this truck is mine 404 00:14:43,739 --> 00:14:46,378 because why else would I be holding a pineapple? 405 00:14:47,848 --> 00:14:49,266 [siren wailing] 406 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,586 To the junkyard! 407 00:15:01,742 --> 00:15:04,714 [gunfire] 408 00:15:06,451 --> 00:15:08,204 Do you think you could stop soaking yourself 409 00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:09,473 in piña coladas? 410 00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:11,244 Who am I? Jimmy Buffett's carpet? 411 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,483 This is a modified painkiller, which is way stronger. 412 00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,889 Second, you're not my boss. Pam is. 413 00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:18,926 Would you put down your damn drink? 414 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:20,462 No! [slurps] 415 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:22,232 Damn it! I'm out of ammo. 416 00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:23,368 Huh. 417 00:15:23,452 --> 00:15:24,452 [grunts] 418 00:15:25,957 --> 00:15:27,877 Invisible Hand: Aah! 419 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,850 You guys see that? That was nuts, right? 420 00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:32,720 Ha ha! Stupid Swiss. 421 00:15:32,804 --> 00:15:35,359 It's the Battle of Grauholz all over again! 422 00:15:35,443 --> 00:15:38,264 Uh, guys? Any quick tips on landing? 423 00:15:38,348 --> 00:15:39,700 Oh, God. It's happening so fast! 424 00:15:39,784 --> 00:15:40,854 Whoa! 425 00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:44,543 [device beeping] 426 00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:45,780 Shh! 427 00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:48,351 It's okay. Daddy's here. 428 00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:50,322 Uh, not to ruin a sweet moment, 429 00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:52,861 which this is absolutely not, but is that thing ticking? 430 00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:54,463 Huh, guess it is a bomb. 431 00:15:54,547 --> 00:15:56,969 My baby's all grown up. 432 00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:58,638 [guns cocking] 433 00:15:58,722 --> 00:16:00,709 Tell him not to disarm that device! 434 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,012 Yeah, good luck with that. 435 00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:04,517 He doesn't listen to us. 436 00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:06,654 - Green wire? - Yeah, probably. 437 00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:07,924 [beeping stops] Ha ha ha! 438 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,695 Triumph, if a bit anticlimactic. 439 00:16:10,779 --> 00:16:12,566 Ugh, I hate how it always works out for you, 440 00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:13,969 even when you're being a dick! 441 00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:15,940 You know, everyone has been really on my back today, 442 00:16:16,024 --> 00:16:17,709 but in the end, I'm always the best. 443 00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:18,746 To me! 444 00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:21,350 [murmuring] 445 00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:22,453 Uh, Krieger? 446 00:16:22,537 --> 00:16:24,390 - Oh, don't panic. - Oh, good. 447 00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:26,745 No, don't panic. Run! 448 00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,314 Get rid of your metals! 449 00:16:36,398 --> 00:16:39,386 Guns, belts, commemorative Prussian war coins! 450 00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:43,328 God, this is, like, the worst airport security line ever. 451 00:16:43,412 --> 00:16:45,732 [oscillates] 452 00:16:45,816 --> 00:16:47,002 Okay, I think we're... 453 00:16:47,086 --> 00:16:48,605 [whirring] 454 00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:51,344 Totally screwed! What the hell, Krieger? 455 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,749 It's oscillating. It'll get stronger each time! 456 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:54,951 Why does it do that? 457 00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:57,022 Because science is weird! 458 00:16:57,106 --> 00:16:58,106 Take cover! 459 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,838 If we don't stop her, she'll keep expanding her range 460 00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:06,893 and wipe out all digital data on the island. 461 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:09,881 So we need to destroy it? 462 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:11,350 No! 463 00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:12,352 But also yes. 464 00:17:12,436 --> 00:17:13,889 Aah! What are we doing? 465 00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:15,358 Cyril, you're not the leader anymore, 466 00:17:15,442 --> 00:17:16,895 so stop thinking. 467 00:17:16,979 --> 00:17:20,502 Bum-rush this metal chucker and smash it to smithereens! 468 00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:22,807 [growls] Oof! 469 00:17:22,891 --> 00:17:24,945 Why aren't you letting us save you? 470 00:17:25,029 --> 00:17:26,949 Oh, right, they want this to happen. 471 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:29,053 Never mind! Makes sense now! 472 00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:30,522 [oscillates] 473 00:17:30,606 --> 00:17:32,076 Everybody, grab something metal. 474 00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:37,536 Charge! 475 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,774 Now let go! 476 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,110 - Ow! - Aah! 477 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,114 Wow, that was a great idea, Pam. 478 00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:44,717 Right? 479 00:17:44,801 --> 00:17:47,055 [grunts] 480 00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:48,993 [alarms beeping] 481 00:17:49,077 --> 00:17:50,077 [grunts] 482 00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:53,668 Well, that was bizarre. 483 00:17:53,752 --> 00:17:55,539 Don't just stand there, you rich bastard. 484 00:17:55,623 --> 00:17:57,560 - Fight! - [grunts] 485 00:17:59,898 --> 00:18:01,484 [groans] 486 00:18:01,568 --> 00:18:03,822 Those Swiss are fast learners. 487 00:18:03,906 --> 00:18:06,611 Damn their superior educational system. 488 00:18:08,715 --> 00:18:11,121 Not on my watch, sister. 489 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,525 - [grunts] - [grunts] 490 00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,119 [grunts] Cold-cocked! 491 00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:21,825 Does that translate? Because it's fantastic. 492 00:18:21,909 --> 00:18:23,996 Ugh, you again? 493 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,703 [both grunting] 494 00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:29,975 I don't know if I want to fight you, be you, 495 00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:31,143 or sleep with you. 496 00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:32,446 [chuckles] 497 00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:33,581 Well, let's start with the first 498 00:18:33,665 --> 00:18:34,851 and see how it goes. 499 00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:36,654 - [grunts] - [groans] 500 00:18:36,738 --> 00:18:39,677 Aw, man. Now I gotta get a tetanus shot. 501 00:18:43,218 --> 00:18:45,740 If you want something done right... ow! 502 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:48,111 Fuck! My fucking hand! 503 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,647 Oh, look at it. 504 00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:52,854 See you when it's over. Fabian out. 505 00:18:52,938 --> 00:18:54,991 Cover me. I'm gonna try to destroy it. 506 00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:56,727 [both grunt] 507 00:18:56,811 --> 00:18:59,066 Oh, is that a Tudor Oyster Explorer? 508 00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:00,150 Sweet... 509 00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:04,143 Ow! What the hell? 510 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,047 I maybe shouldn't have chugged the pineapple. 511 00:19:06,131 --> 00:19:08,084 There were, like, six different rums in there, 512 00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:09,888 and now they're fighting. 513 00:19:09,972 --> 00:19:11,524 [both grunt] 514 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,894 [laughs] 515 00:19:12,978 --> 00:19:14,798 It's so liberating not to think all the time. 516 00:19:14,882 --> 00:19:17,502 Here, take this! You take that! 517 00:19:17,586 --> 00:19:18,789 [both grunt] 518 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,147 Krieger, how do we destroy this? 519 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,918 Heads up, you Swiss bitch! 520 00:19:25,002 --> 00:19:26,822 [squelch] Oh, God! Sorry! 521 00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:28,792 I was just trying to knock you down. 522 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,629 - Just shoot it! - How? 523 00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:33,552 Shoot anywhere when the magnet is in attract mode. 524 00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:36,775 Archer, get on! 525 00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:38,912 Whoa! 526 00:19:38,996 --> 00:19:41,785 Your Amazonian body takes up too much space, Lana. 527 00:19:41,869 --> 00:19:42,820 I can't balance. 528 00:19:42,904 --> 00:19:44,189 Or maybe you can't balance 529 00:19:44,273 --> 00:19:45,793 because you are wasted! 530 00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:47,797 Babysitting me isn't part of your job, 531 00:19:47,881 --> 00:19:50,135 as I've told you many times. 532 00:19:50,219 --> 00:19:52,556 Ugh, shut up and grab the gun! 533 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,917 Oh, God, is there no rhythm to this thing? 534 00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,253 Guess not. [gun cocks] 535 00:19:59,337 --> 00:20:02,225 [suspenseful music] 536 00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:05,131 [♪ ♪] 537 00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:06,802 Oh, I can't look. 538 00:20:06,886 --> 00:20:09,958 [gunfire] 539 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,713 Aah! 540 00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:14,550 [both grunt] 541 00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:17,824 I hate to mess you up like this. 542 00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:19,861 And here I thought you were enjoying it. 543 00:20:19,945 --> 00:20:21,697 Are we, like, flirting? 544 00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:24,269 I mean, this is fun, but I'd appreciate some clarity. 545 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:27,609 Just tell me one thing. Why is Fabian after us? 546 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,546 He's the one who sold us the device. 547 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:30,632 He did? 548 00:20:32,303 --> 00:20:34,289 - Just go. - Really? 549 00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:37,229 Yeah, I mean, we all know Fabian sucks. 550 00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:40,568 I'm not gonna sacrifice a goddess for a douche bag. 551 00:20:40,652 --> 00:20:42,840 You know, you're much more formidable 552 00:20:42,924 --> 00:20:45,111 than the two idiots I encountered on the oil rig. 553 00:20:45,195 --> 00:20:47,784 They're lucky to have an incredible leader. 554 00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:50,622 Aw, shucks. Just get outta here. 555 00:20:50,706 --> 00:20:53,628 [tender music] 556 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,131 [♪ ♪] 557 00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:57,870 Alessia, wait! 558 00:20:57,954 --> 00:21:00,241 You got any more of that chocolate? 559 00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:03,982 [sobbing] No! 560 00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,585 What happened here? 561 00:21:05,669 --> 00:21:06,721 Is Archer knocked out? 562 00:21:06,805 --> 00:21:08,057 Nope. 563 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,195 He passed out unscathed. 564 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:11,865 [snores] 565 00:21:11,949 --> 00:21:14,738 [coughs] Wow, what a screw up. 566 00:21:14,822 --> 00:21:17,142 Who knew a pineapple could hold that much rum? 567 00:21:17,226 --> 00:21:18,812 So I blacked out and did something amazing, right? 568 00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,148 That's what always happens. 569 00:21:20,232 --> 00:21:22,285 No need to say anything. You're welcome. 570 00:21:22,369 --> 00:21:23,654 Looks like a nailed this. 571 00:21:23,738 --> 00:21:24,958 Oh, also nailing it, 572 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:27,062 that nail through your hand, Fabian. 573 00:21:27,146 --> 00:21:28,899 [chuckles] That looks like it hurts. 574 00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,068 Well, that's what happens 575 00:21:30,152 --> 00:21:31,654 when you're not as awesome as me. 576 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,030 So how about the Swiss, right? 577 00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:44,780 [♪ ♪] 578 00:21:56,738 --> 00:21:59,810 Made in Georgia. 578 00:22:00,305 --> 00:23:00,815 Enjoy Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP