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Pam:
Now what is this bullshit?
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Um, which of the many species
of bullshit
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in our bullshit ecosystem
are you referring to?
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The jellybeans,
which are only licorice,
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buttered popcorn, and...
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Mm... I think, hatred?
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Or the coffee maker,
which is gone
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and replaced
by off-brand instant?
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"Folber's Crystals,
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an acceptable part
of waking up."
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It's these chip flavors.
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Snail, paella, Dutch onion,
and... menthol?
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Wow, a bag of these
has more nicotine
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than a pack of cigarettes.
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Well, now I wanna try them.
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This is why you'll fill out
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your food requisition forms
properly,
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otherwise you get the leftovers
from Headquarters
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that no one wants.
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Is there any part of IIA
that isn't some kind of
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Kafka-meets-Brazil
bureaucratic circle jerk?
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See?
This is why you lack vision.
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Our company-mandated
biquarterly circle jerks
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decrease sexual frustration
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and increase productivity
by 6%.
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Is he joking, or is it
about to get awesome in here?
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New mission:
There's a device out there
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that we need to reacquire.
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So not awesome.
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- The Magnetic Pulse Generator.
- Magnets?
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Are we worried
someone will attack
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a kindergarten science class?
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It can wipe out
all computer memory
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in a mile radius.
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And it does this.
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[machine whirring]
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[zap]
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Ooh,
props to the graphics team.
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I was skeptical,
but they're so worth it.
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Wait a second.
I know that death metal device.
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[gasps]
That's Helga!
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How do you know about my Helga?
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I have cameras
planted everywhere,
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including your lab.
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How dare you!
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Didn't you set up cameras
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in all the bathrooms
at one point?
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Putting cameras in bathrooms
is one thing.
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But a lab?
That is private.
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I saw potential
in your project
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if paired with a proprietary
IIA energy source,
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but after I stole it from you,
someone stole it from me.
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The Swiss.
[all laughing]
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- The Swiss?
- The cheese guys?
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Fabian:
1929. Black Monday.
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The Swiss.
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The Cuban Missile Crisis.
Swiss.
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1985. The Cola Wars.
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Pam:
That is one alert mob.
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These elite Swiss operatives
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call themselves
the Invisible Hand.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mother sometimes
talked about them
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when she was drinking.
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She said it was like
the entire country
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extracted
all their war-like impulses
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and injected them
into a tiny group of people.
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They're going
after the Cayman Islands
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because the global rich
are banking there
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and not banking in Switzerland.
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Oh, no.
Rich people problems.
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If the Invisible Hand
succeeds,
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it would throw IIA
into financial chaos
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and probably ignite
a global war.
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Well, that's not good.
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Ah, yes, Lana,
the old saying.
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"War is not good."
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So we steal the device back
before the Swiss can use it.
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Cheryl: With the help
of your demolitions expert!
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- All: Huh?
- I get it.
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When Ms. Archer was in charge,
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she didn't really
go on missions,
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but I'm a hands-on boss.
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You are not the boss.
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I'm in the chair!
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I need this to go
by the book,
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and since my last leader
is still in the hospital
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due to snake
and multiple spider bites...
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[laughs] I forgot that.
It was really bad.
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Agent Figgis
is leading the mission.
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- Oh, great.
- Obviously.
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For the last time,
let me say this.
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You're not my supervisor!
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I quit.
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[sobbing]
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Ah, don't worry, bud.
She'll be back.
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Oh, those Swiss bastards
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got their dirty,
cheese-stinking fingers
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all over my beautiful device!
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Wait.
Where's Cheryl?
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Okay,
let's go destroy this thing.
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- Reacquire it.
- Uh, I doubt it.
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Have you met us?
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[ice clinking]
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[gulps]
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[chuckles]
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Cyril: So before the Swiss
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wipe the banks' data
on the mainland,
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they plan to blow up
the backup server
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stored
on this old drilling platform.
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Our job is to intercept them,
then interrogate them
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to find out
where they stored the device.
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So the device
isn't on the rig?
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We don't think so.
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To access the rig,
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we'll enter undetected
through this hatch here
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then locate
and ambush the Swiss.
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Archer:
God, you are so bad at this.
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It's like watching a clown car
crash into a birthday party.
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Tragic,
but at some level, hilarious.
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Archer, can you please
put the bourbon down
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- and concentrate?
- Scotch. No.
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And don't you think
you should concentrate?
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We're already behind schedule.
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Because you stopped
at the liquor store
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on the way to the airport!
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Because I knew
you wouldn't stock the plane,
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so maybe next time
be a little more professional.
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This from the man who
invented the term
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"groin taxi."
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Ha!
Shows what you know.
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That was a term I used to
cleverly expense prostitutes.
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- We all know that!
- Lana.
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You're only
making things worse.
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- I've got this.
- Yeah, Lana.
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Our leader, Cyril's, got this.
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Just listen to him
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since he's obviously
our superior.
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Speaking of superiors,
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I try to insulate myself
from peasant work,
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but this has got
to go perfectly.
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None of us want to be fired.
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Oh, no,
not fired,
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the thing you threaten us with
every day of our goddamn lives.
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You misunderstand.
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A mistake this big
at our level?
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After the firing,
then there's the firing squad.
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I'm using wordplay here,
of course.
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All: Oh!
Archer: Oh, thank God.
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They'll probably
just poison us.
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[intriguing music]
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[♪ ♪]
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So I feel like
that imminent death thing
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kind of derailed my briefing.
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- Any questions?
- Yeah.
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Why did Fabian
put you in charge?
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You're, like, notoriously bad
in high-stress situations.
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What?
Name one time.
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Last week, you got hives
trying to decide
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between "best"
or "best regards" in an email.
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Okay, well,
that was a tonal minefield.
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I wish it were a real one,
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and then we wouldn't be
having this conversation.
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Who did you think
Fabian was gonna pick?
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Archer can't do it.
Lana's a threat to power.
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And Krieger is... Krieger.
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- There's nobody left.
- I'm left.
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You don't know
the first thing
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about leading a mission, Pam.
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I know you've got
about 60 seconds
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before your tactical lead there
hurls chum into the ocean.
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Archer, I told you to leave
the booze on the plane.
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[clears throat]
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[gulps]
But I didn't.
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Okay, we get on the rig.
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Lana and Pam will get
any rig workers to a safe room.
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- Archer and I will start...
- Hey, sea turtles!
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- Whoo!
- What?
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You're supposed to stay more
than 10 feet away from those!
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Archer: And are you
supposed to be sober
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when you make
new best friends?
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Because I'm not
doing that either!
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[sighs]
Lana, a little help here.
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I thought
I was making things worse.
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Remember:
"I got this."
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- [Archer hurls]
- Called it.
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Archer: [groans]
That wasn't from drinking.
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I ate those menthol chips
on the plane.
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But now that my head's clear,
I have two questions.
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What are we doing?
And which ocean is this?
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Explain to me
how we can defuse this
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if it gets activated.
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That's easy.
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You can't
because it's not a bomb.
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It's a resonating
superconductor.
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Once it starts, the pulse
gets bigger and bigger
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until it tears itself apart.
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- Well, what can you do?
- I don't remember.
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I built it in...
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What do you call it...
A fugue state?
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By "fugue state," you mean
shit-assed on drugs, right?
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Of course not!
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But that was also happening,
yes.
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Hey, Lana,
do you ever get the sense
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that certain people
in this group get ignored?
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Mm, which certain people?
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Well, to put it delicately,
the ones with tits.
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Thank you for being delicate,
but yes.
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I can't just force myself
to care anymore.
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I just wanna do my job
and go home.
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But I have a lot
of great qualities.
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I always keep Cheryl in line.
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Yeah,
I would not lead with that.
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Is it just me, or...
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Cyril: Is nobody here?
Archer: Great job, Cyril.
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- They got away.
- Cyril: Who?
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Whoever we're capturing,
shooting, and/or rescuing.
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How would we shoot
and rescue them?
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Hmm.
Mercy killing?
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We're late
because of your delays!
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Excuse me for being enchanted
by turtles,
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the world's most mysterious
sea creatures.
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Oh, come on.
Everyone knows that's narwhals.
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Pfft, only if the mystery is
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who's overcompensating
for something.
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No one's here
because Cyril messed up,
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probably due to his obsession
with narwhals.
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Let's meet up on the deck
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and talk about
how much we hate him.
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Pfft, narwhals.
Basically the Ferrari of tusks.
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- Wait, check for...
- Aah!
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I am called Alessia.
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I represent the Invisible Hand,
and that was a warning shot.
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How was that a warning shot?
You grazed me.
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[chuckles]
I'm very good.
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Krieger: I'm baffled
by the complete lack
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of pornographic doodling
on these schematics.
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Are you sure these IIA folks
are real scientists?
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Oh, for God's sake!
I'm so fudged right now.
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I need to know how to safely
transport this thing now!
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I'm fudged!
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Is there anyone
at IIA you can talk to?
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No!
If the board finds out...
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- You're fudged?
- I'm fudging fudged!
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If you can't figure this out,
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I will throw you out
of this plane.
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Well, there is a way
to disable it
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before it goes off,
but it's dicey.
252
00:09:09,638 --> 00:09:11,257
Requires extreme precision.
253
00:09:11,341 --> 00:09:12,861
- [groans]
- What?
254
00:09:12,945 --> 00:09:14,865
I was just thinking
about who I was counting on
255
00:09:14,949 --> 00:09:16,468
to be precise.
256
00:09:16,552 --> 00:09:19,173
- [gunfire]
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
257
00:09:19,257 --> 00:09:21,879
- Hiyah!
- Ooh!
258
00:09:21,963 --> 00:09:24,183
This rig is set
to self-destruct.
259
00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:26,488
Don't worry,
we've evacuated the workers
260
00:09:26,572 --> 00:09:28,625
and given them
little chocolates.
261
00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:31,164
The Invisible Hand isn't evil,
262
00:09:31,248 --> 00:09:33,101
but if you get
in our way again,
263
00:09:33,185 --> 00:09:34,470
you will be eliminated.
264
00:09:34,554 --> 00:09:37,009
Yep,
totally non-evil thing to say.
265
00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:39,113
Well, regardless,
remember it.
266
00:09:39,197 --> 00:09:40,249
I didn't hear it.
267
00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,119
Could you say it again
but slower
268
00:09:42,203 --> 00:09:44,023
and turn your chin
to catch the light?
269
00:09:44,107 --> 00:09:46,929
I said,
if I see you again,
270
00:09:47,013 --> 00:09:49,434
I'll eliminate you.
271
00:09:49,518 --> 00:09:51,338
Chocolate?
272
00:09:51,422 --> 00:09:53,159
My God.
273
00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:56,247
[gasps]
The turtles!
274
00:09:56,331 --> 00:09:57,918
If the rig collapses...
275
00:09:58,002 --> 00:09:59,554
What's the plan, Cyril?
Are we stuck here?
276
00:09:59,638 --> 00:10:01,992
No!
We still have their ropes.
277
00:10:02,076 --> 00:10:03,428
[bombs beeping]
278
00:10:03,512 --> 00:10:05,232
[explosion]
279
00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:07,436
I am now open to suggestions.
280
00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,006
Protect yourselves!
281
00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:11,444
Pull your heads
into your beautiful shells!
282
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,014
What do we do?
What do we do?
283
00:10:13,098 --> 00:10:14,350
Wait, I've got it.
284
00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:16,321
"Best regards."
That's the one.
285
00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:18,024
God damn it, Cyril.
Jump.
286
00:10:18,108 --> 00:10:21,264
But we're hundreds
of feet... aah!
287
00:10:21,348 --> 00:10:24,170
Cannonball!
288
00:10:24,254 --> 00:10:26,158
[splashing]
289
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,180
He really did it.
290
00:10:29,264 --> 00:10:31,986
He's gonna die trying
to save turtles while drunk.
291
00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,357
Well, at least he'll die
doing what he loves.
292
00:10:34,441 --> 00:10:35,944
Cyril:
Being an idiot.
293
00:10:42,123 --> 00:10:43,542
Lana:
Oh, look.
294
00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:45,712
It's a visual metaphor
for your leadership.
295
00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:47,116
Hey, that's not fair.
296
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,020
He's right,
because that platform
297
00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:50,622
would've collapsed years ago.
298
00:10:50,706 --> 00:10:53,662
It hasn't gone that badly.
299
00:10:53,746 --> 00:10:56,434
And cue the sharks.
300
00:10:56,518 --> 00:10:58,138
Whoo!
301
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,642
Zodiac!
[all coughing]
302
00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:02,713
Okay, guys, hop in,
but be careful.
303
00:11:02,797 --> 00:11:04,650
There's not a lot of room
with all these turtles in here.
304
00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,421
Just put them back
in the ocean!
305
00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:07,690
What? No.
306
00:11:07,774 --> 00:11:09,293
There's, like,
a ton of sharks out there.
307
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,964
Attracted by your vomit!
308
00:11:11,048 --> 00:11:12,517
Those are vomit sharks?
309
00:11:15,523 --> 00:11:17,643
I said, "These are vomit"...
We heard you.
310
00:11:17,727 --> 00:11:20,449
Yet you refuse
to embrace the mystery!
311
00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:23,088
Hey, bud, at what point
do you think you'll slow down?
312
00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:25,092
It's to be determined, Pam.
313
00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:28,198
Now,
you pack of absolute morons,
314
00:11:28,282 --> 00:11:30,202
you've blown our chance
to grab this thing
315
00:11:30,286 --> 00:11:32,339
before it's operational,
but there's still a chance.
316
00:11:32,423 --> 00:11:34,010
But it'll be tight.
We have to...
317
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:37,116
Shut that idiocy production
factory you call a mouth!
318
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,385
You're no longer in charge.
319
00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:40,122
The backup servers
are destroyed,
320
00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:41,524
so the banks will scramble
321
00:11:41,608 --> 00:11:43,595
to make physical backups
of their data.
322
00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:45,199
Which means
they'll be dismantling
323
00:11:45,283 --> 00:11:46,701
their electromagnetic
shielding.
324
00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:49,440
Precisely, but you're
not in charge either.
325
00:11:49,524 --> 00:11:51,377
The Swiss will wait
for a few hours
326
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,050
for peak vulnerability
and then set it off.
327
00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:55,719
We'll intercept them
on the way in.
328
00:11:55,803 --> 00:11:58,158
Uh, explain
why we're doing this again.
329
00:11:58,242 --> 00:12:00,095
This sure seems like
your mess-up.
330
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,266
You're not wrong,
but if the banks go down
331
00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:05,706
and the world erupts in chaos,
IIA will need scapegoats.
332
00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:07,443
They'll burn you.
333
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,347
- [groans]
- Hey, Lana.
334
00:12:09,431 --> 00:12:11,384
Have you noticed
there's a leadership vacuum
335
00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:13,321
now with Cyril
being a little bitch and all?
336
00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:15,292
- No offense.
- That is not possible.
337
00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:17,596
Oh, my God, I just want
to do my job and go home,
338
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,500
but it's not working.
339
00:12:19,584 --> 00:12:21,271
- So you know what happens now?
- I think...
340
00:12:21,355 --> 00:12:24,410
I take over
and fix everything!
341
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,498
Exactly what I was gonna say.
342
00:12:28,669 --> 00:12:30,722
Okay, platoons.
Here we go.
343
00:12:30,806 --> 00:12:32,827
Lana, keep your eyes southeast.
344
00:12:32,911 --> 00:12:34,730
Archer, you look northwest.
345
00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:37,603
Cyril, you look...
in the other direction.
346
00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:40,142
Uh, I don't remember
Fabian putting you in charge.
347
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,644
Pam: Pipe down, cadet.
348
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,515
Lana: Better listen, Cyril.
She means business.
349
00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:45,753
Pam: Lana, shut your tits!
Keep this line clear.
350
00:12:45,837 --> 00:12:47,389
You know,
for a global banking center,
351
00:12:47,473 --> 00:12:49,260
this place is way smaller
than I imagined.
352
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,097
CYRIL: Island fact:
It actually has
353
00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:53,335
more registered businesses
than it has residents.
354
00:12:53,419 --> 00:12:55,372
Pam: God damn it, Archer.
Are you drinking again?
355
00:12:55,456 --> 00:12:57,844
Again implies that
I stopped at some point, Pam.
356
00:12:57,928 --> 00:12:59,647
And I'm supporting
local businesses
357
00:12:59,731 --> 00:13:01,684
against
these international goliaths,
358
00:13:01,768 --> 00:13:03,388
so I'm basically David.
359
00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:04,523
Lana: [scoffs]
Except drunk.
360
00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:06,795
Hey, hey, hey,
David was a musician
361
00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:09,367
with eight wives
who killed a dude with a rock.
362
00:13:09,451 --> 00:13:10,736
Does that scream sober to you?
363
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,273
Speaking
of human liabilities,
364
00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:13,475
has anyone heard from Cheryl?
365
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,145
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
366
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,714
but I kind of miss her.
367
00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:18,518
Yeah,
feels like a great moment
368
00:13:18,602 --> 00:13:21,424
for some wildly
unhelpful curve ball.
369
00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:22,660
[helicopter whirring]
370
00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:24,597
Krieger: Got her.
They just turned her on.
371
00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:27,603
Warming up now, getting ready
for her big debut.
372
00:13:27,687 --> 00:13:29,440
[sniffles]
Aw, Helga.
373
00:13:29,524 --> 00:13:32,112
- They grow up so fast.
- Okay, everyone.
374
00:13:32,196 --> 00:13:34,116
The package is coming in
from the south.
375
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,753
Wait.
It's coming in way too fast.
376
00:13:35,837 --> 00:13:36,721
It must be in the air.
377
00:13:36,805 --> 00:13:38,158
[ominous music]
378
00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:39,895
Well, that simplifies things.
379
00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:44,637
[♪ ♪]
380
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,374
- They're running away.
- Wait.
381
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,245
No, the package
is still on track.
382
00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:49,798
How could that...
[gasps]
383
00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,895
So she's going
to activate it in the air
384
00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:58,665
as she flies over the city.
385
00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:00,903
What a cleverly Beverly.
386
00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:04,277
[dramatic music]
387
00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:06,147
Pam:
God, she's like a Valkyrie.
388
00:14:06,231 --> 00:14:09,220
Take me to Valhalla.
389
00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:10,790
I've got a wing suit
in the back.
390
00:14:10,874 --> 00:14:12,293
Krieger, take the stick
391
00:14:12,377 --> 00:14:14,163
and continue
my intercept course.
392
00:14:14,247 --> 00:14:15,666
No, you fudging idiot!
Don't...
393
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,571
Krieger:
Give me back my baby!
394
00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:21,577
[♪ ♪]
395
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,783
Now, I will expertly
swoop by and grab the...
396
00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:25,585
[gasps] I don't know
how to do any of that!
397
00:14:25,669 --> 00:14:27,589
Aah!
398
00:14:27,673 --> 00:14:28,675
[both grunt]
399
00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:33,201
Archer,
commandeer a vehicle.
400
00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:35,238
- I'm sorry about this...
- Hey!
401
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:37,493
But would it kill you
to do some maintenance?
402
00:14:40,699 --> 00:14:42,219
[slurring]
Hello, Occifers.
403
00:14:42,303 --> 00:14:43,655
Obviously,
this truck is mine
404
00:14:43,739 --> 00:14:46,378
because why else
would I be holding a pineapple?
405
00:14:47,848 --> 00:14:49,266
[siren wailing]
406
00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,586
To the junkyard!
407
00:15:01,742 --> 00:15:04,714
[gunfire]
408
00:15:06,451 --> 00:15:08,204
Do you think you could
stop soaking yourself
409
00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:09,473
in piña coladas?
410
00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:11,244
Who am I?
Jimmy Buffett's carpet?
411
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,483
This is a modified painkiller,
which is way stronger.
412
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,889
Second, you're not my boss.
Pam is.
413
00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:18,926
Would you put down
your damn drink?
414
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:20,462
No!
[slurps]
415
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:22,232
Damn it!
I'm out of ammo.
416
00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:23,368
Huh.
417
00:15:23,452 --> 00:15:24,452
[grunts]
418
00:15:25,957 --> 00:15:27,877
Invisible Hand: Aah!
419
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,850
You guys see that?
That was nuts, right?
420
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:32,720
Ha ha!
Stupid Swiss.
421
00:15:32,804 --> 00:15:35,359
It's the Battle of Grauholz
all over again!
422
00:15:35,443 --> 00:15:38,264
Uh, guys?
Any quick tips on landing?
423
00:15:38,348 --> 00:15:39,700
Oh, God.
It's happening so fast!
424
00:15:39,784 --> 00:15:40,854
Whoa!
425
00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:44,543
[device beeping]
426
00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:45,780
Shh!
427
00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:48,351
It's okay.
Daddy's here.
428
00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:50,322
Uh,
not to ruin a sweet moment,
429
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:52,861
which this is absolutely not,
but is that thing ticking?
430
00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:54,463
Huh, guess it is a bomb.
431
00:15:54,547 --> 00:15:56,969
My baby's all grown up.
432
00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:58,638
[guns cocking]
433
00:15:58,722 --> 00:16:00,709
Tell him
not to disarm that device!
434
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,012
Yeah, good luck with that.
435
00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:04,517
He doesn't listen to us.
436
00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:06,654
- Green wire?
- Yeah, probably.
437
00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:07,924
[beeping stops]
Ha ha ha!
438
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,695
Triumph,
if a bit anticlimactic.
439
00:16:10,779 --> 00:16:12,566
Ugh, I hate how it always
works out for you,
440
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:13,969
even when you're being a dick!
441
00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:15,940
You know, everyone has
been really on my back today,
442
00:16:16,024 --> 00:16:17,709
but in the end,
I'm always the best.
443
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:18,746
To me!
444
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:21,350
[murmuring]
445
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:22,453
Uh, Krieger?
446
00:16:22,537 --> 00:16:24,390
- Oh, don't panic.
- Oh, good.
447
00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:26,745
No, don't panic.
Run!
448
00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,314
Get rid of your metals!
449
00:16:36,398 --> 00:16:39,386
Guns, belts, commemorative
Prussian war coins!
450
00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:43,328
God, this is, like, the worst
airport security line ever.
451
00:16:43,412 --> 00:16:45,732
[oscillates]
452
00:16:45,816 --> 00:16:47,002
Okay, I think we're...
453
00:16:47,086 --> 00:16:48,605
[whirring]
454
00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:51,344
Totally screwed!
What the hell, Krieger?
455
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,749
It's oscillating.
It'll get stronger each time!
456
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:54,951
Why does it do that?
457
00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:57,022
Because science is weird!
458
00:16:57,106 --> 00:16:58,106
Take cover!
459
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,838
If we don't stop her,
she'll keep expanding her range
460
00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:06,893
and wipe out all digital data
on the island.
461
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:09,881
So we need to destroy it?
462
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:11,350
No!
463
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:12,352
But also yes.
464
00:17:12,436 --> 00:17:13,889
Aah!
What are we doing?
465
00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:15,358
Cyril,
you're not the leader anymore,
466
00:17:15,442 --> 00:17:16,895
so stop thinking.
467
00:17:16,979 --> 00:17:20,502
Bum-rush this metal chucker
and smash it to smithereens!
468
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:22,807
[growls]
Oof!
469
00:17:22,891 --> 00:17:24,945
Why aren't you
letting us save you?
470
00:17:25,029 --> 00:17:26,949
Oh, right,
they want this to happen.
471
00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:29,053
Never mind!
Makes sense now!
472
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:30,522
[oscillates]
473
00:17:30,606 --> 00:17:32,076
Everybody,
grab something metal.
474
00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:37,536
Charge!
475
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,774
Now let go!
476
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,110
- Ow!
- Aah!
477
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,114
Wow,
that was a great idea, Pam.
478
00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:44,717
Right?
479
00:17:44,801 --> 00:17:47,055
[grunts]
480
00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:48,993
[alarms beeping]
481
00:17:49,077 --> 00:17:50,077
[grunts]
482
00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:53,668
Well, that was bizarre.
483
00:17:53,752 --> 00:17:55,539
Don't just stand there,
you rich bastard.
484
00:17:55,623 --> 00:17:57,560
- Fight!
- [grunts]
485
00:17:59,898 --> 00:18:01,484
[groans]
486
00:18:01,568 --> 00:18:03,822
Those Swiss are fast learners.
487
00:18:03,906 --> 00:18:06,611
Damn their superior
educational system.
488
00:18:08,715 --> 00:18:11,121
Not on my watch, sister.
489
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,525
- [grunts]
- [grunts]
490
00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,119
[grunts]
Cold-cocked!
491
00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:21,825
Does that translate?
Because it's fantastic.
492
00:18:21,909 --> 00:18:23,996
Ugh, you again?
493
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,703
[both grunting]
494
00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:29,975
I don't know
if I want to fight you, be you,
495
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:31,143
or sleep with you.
496
00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:32,446
[chuckles]
497
00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:33,581
Well, let's start
with the first
498
00:18:33,665 --> 00:18:34,851
and see how it goes.
499
00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:36,654
- [grunts]
- [groans]
500
00:18:36,738 --> 00:18:39,677
Aw, man.
Now I gotta get a tetanus shot.
501
00:18:43,218 --> 00:18:45,740
If you want something
done right... ow!
502
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:48,111
Fuck!
My fucking hand!
503
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,647
Oh, look at it.
504
00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:52,854
See you when it's over.
Fabian out.
505
00:18:52,938 --> 00:18:54,991
Cover me.
I'm gonna try to destroy it.
506
00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:56,727
[both grunt]
507
00:18:56,811 --> 00:18:59,066
Oh, is that
a Tudor Oyster Explorer?
508
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:00,150
Sweet...
509
00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:04,143
Ow!
What the hell?
510
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,047
I maybe shouldn't
have chugged the pineapple.
511
00:19:06,131 --> 00:19:08,084
There were, like,
six different rums in there,
512
00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:09,888
and now they're fighting.
513
00:19:09,972 --> 00:19:11,524
[both grunt]
514
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,894
[laughs]
515
00:19:12,978 --> 00:19:14,798
It's so liberating
not to think all the time.
516
00:19:14,882 --> 00:19:17,502
Here, take this!
You take that!
517
00:19:17,586 --> 00:19:18,789
[both grunt]
518
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,147
Krieger,
how do we destroy this?
519
00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,918
Heads up,
you Swiss bitch!
520
00:19:25,002 --> 00:19:26,822
[squelch]
Oh, God! Sorry!
521
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:28,792
I was just trying
to knock you down.
522
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,629
- Just shoot it!
- How?
523
00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:33,552
Shoot anywhere when
the magnet is in attract mode.
524
00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:36,775
Archer, get on!
525
00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:38,912
Whoa!
526
00:19:38,996 --> 00:19:41,785
Your Amazonian body
takes up too much space, Lana.
527
00:19:41,869 --> 00:19:42,820
I can't balance.
528
00:19:42,904 --> 00:19:44,189
Or maybe you can't balance
529
00:19:44,273 --> 00:19:45,793
because you are wasted!
530
00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:47,797
Babysitting me
isn't part of your job,
531
00:19:47,881 --> 00:19:50,135
as I've told you many times.
532
00:19:50,219 --> 00:19:52,556
Ugh,
shut up and grab the gun!
533
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,917
Oh, God, is there no rhythm
to this thing?
534
00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,253
Guess not.
[gun cocks]
535
00:19:59,337 --> 00:20:02,225
[suspenseful music]
536
00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:05,131
[♪ ♪]
537
00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:06,802
Oh, I can't look.
538
00:20:06,886 --> 00:20:09,958
[gunfire]
539
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,713
Aah!
540
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:14,550
[both grunt]
541
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:17,824
I hate
to mess you up like this.
542
00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:19,861
And here I thought
you were enjoying it.
543
00:20:19,945 --> 00:20:21,697
Are we, like, flirting?
544
00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:24,269
I mean, this is fun, but
I'd appreciate some clarity.
545
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:27,609
Just tell me one thing.
Why is Fabian after us?
546
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,546
He's the one
who sold us the device.
547
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:30,632
He did?
548
00:20:32,303 --> 00:20:34,289
- Just go.
- Really?
549
00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:37,229
Yeah, I mean,
we all know Fabian sucks.
550
00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:40,568
I'm not gonna sacrifice
a goddess for a douche bag.
551
00:20:40,652 --> 00:20:42,840
You know,
you're much more formidable
552
00:20:42,924 --> 00:20:45,111
than the two idiots
I encountered on the oil rig.
553
00:20:45,195 --> 00:20:47,784
They're lucky to have
an incredible leader.
554
00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:50,622
Aw, shucks.
Just get outta here.
555
00:20:50,706 --> 00:20:53,628
[tender music]
556
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,131
[♪ ♪]
557
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:57,870
Alessia, wait!
558
00:20:57,954 --> 00:21:00,241
You got any more
of that chocolate?
559
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:03,982
[sobbing] No!
560
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,585
What happened here?
561
00:21:05,669 --> 00:21:06,721
Is Archer knocked out?
562
00:21:06,805 --> 00:21:08,057
Nope.
563
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,195
He passed out unscathed.
564
00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:11,865
[snores]
565
00:21:11,949 --> 00:21:14,738
[coughs]
Wow, what a screw up.
566
00:21:14,822 --> 00:21:17,142
Who knew a pineapple
could hold that much rum?
567
00:21:17,226 --> 00:21:18,812
So I blacked out and did
something amazing, right?
568
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,148
That's what always happens.
569
00:21:20,232 --> 00:21:22,285
No need to say anything.
You're welcome.
570
00:21:22,369 --> 00:21:23,654
Looks like a nailed this.
571
00:21:23,738 --> 00:21:24,958
Oh, also nailing it,
572
00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:27,062
that nail
through your hand, Fabian.
573
00:21:27,146 --> 00:21:28,899
[chuckles]
That looks like it hurts.
574
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,068
Well, that's what happens
575
00:21:30,152 --> 00:21:31,654
when you're not
as awesome as me.
576
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,030
So how about the Swiss, right?
577
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:44,780
[♪ ♪]
578
00:21:56,738 --> 00:21:59,810
Made in Georgia.
578
00:22:00,305 --> 00:23:00,815
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