1 00:00:00,984 --> 00:00:02,429 [Slow jazz music] 2 00:00:02,514 --> 00:00:03,945 Fabian: This is the main vault 3 00:00:04,030 --> 00:00:06,586 of the Global Currency Bank of New York. 4 00:00:06,671 --> 00:00:08,321 You will retrieve the contents 5 00:00:08,406 --> 00:00:10,981 of this safe deposit box tonight. 6 00:00:11,065 --> 00:00:13,688 - Questions? - Uh, just one jillion. 7 00:00:13,773 --> 00:00:15,424 You want us to rob a bank? 8 00:00:15,508 --> 00:00:17,821 - Yeah, that was the first one. - Of course not. 9 00:00:17,906 --> 00:00:19,415 How is this not robbing a bank? 10 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,898 Because we won't use those words. 11 00:00:21,983 --> 00:00:23,291 Yeah, that'll hold up in court. 12 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:24,494 Also, night in general 13 00:00:24,578 --> 00:00:26,197 is kind of a bad time for me. 14 00:00:26,281 --> 00:00:28,434 I have experiments that I need to feed after midnight. 15 00:00:28,518 --> 00:00:30,506 Not to be Mr. All About the Rules... 16 00:00:30,590 --> 00:00:33,110 - Hey, there's a first. - But wouldn't this be crossing 17 00:00:33,194 --> 00:00:35,281 pretty big moral and ethical lines? 18 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:38,388 I'm sorry, but Cyril is rrr... r-right. 19 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:40,759 Wow, saying that felt even worse than thinking it. 20 00:00:40,843 --> 00:00:43,431 Yeah, the agency isn't really in the business 21 00:00:43,515 --> 00:00:45,134 of committing pure crime... 22 00:00:45,218 --> 00:00:47,573 - We're not? - That isn't espionage-related. 23 00:00:47,657 --> 00:00:49,109 Oh, okay. 24 00:00:49,193 --> 00:00:50,311 'Cause I was gonna say, 25 00:00:50,395 --> 00:00:52,315 we kill people, like, all the time. 26 00:00:52,399 --> 00:00:54,286 Oh, come on. It's not that bad. 27 00:00:54,370 --> 00:00:55,889 We'll be in and out, easy peasy. 28 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:58,261 Um, that sounds neither easy nor peasy. 29 00:00:58,345 --> 00:01:00,532 And not that it's ever a great time to go to prison, 30 00:01:00,616 --> 00:01:02,837 but I have my custody hearing for AJ coming up, 31 00:01:02,921 --> 00:01:05,375 and they tend to frown on recent felons. 32 00:01:05,459 --> 00:01:06,811 Hey, maybe it's for a good cause. 33 00:01:06,895 --> 00:01:09,249 Like what if there's a baby monkey trapped in the box? 34 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:10,819 You could tell us that. I'm willing to believe it. 35 00:01:10,903 --> 00:01:13,291 Ooh, yes! Let's say there is 36 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:16,498 an extremely adorable little monkey in the box 37 00:01:16,582 --> 00:01:19,236 and that poor little fella needs to be retrieved 38 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:22,643 before open of business tomorrow at 9:00 a. m. 39 00:01:22,727 --> 00:01:25,381 After that point, I'm afraid it'll be too late 40 00:01:25,465 --> 00:01:28,454 for the little chap, but I can provide incentive. 41 00:01:28,538 --> 00:01:31,861 If you do this, IIA will give you back ownership 42 00:01:31,945 --> 00:01:34,266 of the agency, along with the budget 43 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:35,603 for the next six months. 44 00:01:35,687 --> 00:01:37,640 - Whoa. Really? - That would be enough 45 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:39,677 to get us fully back up and running. 46 00:01:39,761 --> 00:01:42,215 It sounds good, but let's see that in... 47 00:01:42,299 --> 00:01:43,384 Writing. 48 00:01:43,468 --> 00:01:44,486 Well, I'll be damned. 49 00:01:44,570 --> 00:01:45,856 [laughs] Notarized and everything. 50 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,260 Okay, Fabian. With my peerless leadership, 51 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:50,431 we're gonna do this mission, save the agency, 52 00:01:50,515 --> 00:01:51,735 and when it's finished, I'm gonna laugh 53 00:01:51,819 --> 00:01:53,337 in your fat face. 54 00:01:53,421 --> 00:01:56,310 Here's to complete, utter victory. 55 00:01:56,394 --> 00:01:58,180 [Echoing clang] 56 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:00,853 So, uh, are all of you trapped? 57 00:02:00,937 --> 00:02:01,921 Yep. 58 00:02:02,005 --> 00:02:02,923 Yep. [lasers humming] 59 00:02:03,007 --> 00:02:04,761 - Yep. - Yeah... [groans] 60 00:02:04,845 --> 00:02:06,230 [Strains] 61 00:02:06,314 --> 00:02:08,401 That monkey is doomed. 62 00:02:08,485 --> 00:02:11,440 [Main title theme] 63 00:02:11,524 --> 00:02:18,471 [♪ ♪] 64 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:26,074 Enjoy Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 65 00:02:38,942 --> 00:02:40,710 *ARCHER (2009)* Season 13 Episode 06 66 00:02:40,795 --> 00:02:42,375 Episode Title: "Bank Run at Mr. Bank's Bank" 67 00:02:46,175 --> 00:02:48,175 Aired on: September 28, 2022. 68 00:02:48,296 --> 00:02:50,149 Archer: So in retrospect, it would've been good to know 69 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:51,788 that the vault door closes automatically 70 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,085 after ten minutes. 71 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:54,627 Pam, any luck disabling it? 72 00:02:54,711 --> 00:02:55,805 No, but I am... 73 00:02:55,890 --> 00:02:57,351 [rattling] Totally stuck. 74 00:02:57,436 --> 00:02:59,837 Tell me about it. These guys won't shut up. 75 00:02:59,921 --> 00:03:02,710 My lower gluteus is about to, well, I guess really tear, 76 00:03:02,794 --> 00:03:04,413 but whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 77 00:03:04,497 --> 00:03:06,350 I'm fine. I mean, not really. 78 00:03:06,434 --> 00:03:07,653 So what are we doing? 79 00:03:07,737 --> 00:03:09,322 Well, our leader is incompetent, 80 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,926 I'm this close to losing my daughter, 81 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:13,464 and now I'm trapped in a vault with the most irritating 82 00:03:13,548 --> 00:03:15,234 human being alive. 83 00:03:15,318 --> 00:03:17,773 Uh, comms went down when the vault closed. 84 00:03:17,857 --> 00:03:20,244 We can't hear them. They can't hear you. 85 00:03:20,328 --> 00:03:22,348 Oh, I know. I just wanted you to hear it. 86 00:03:22,432 --> 00:03:24,319 [Sighs] As a leader, sometimes it's hard to admit, 87 00:03:24,403 --> 00:03:25,989 but I have terrible followers. 88 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,760 Ray: Ah, the mark of a true leader: 89 00:03:27,844 --> 00:03:28,829 Passing the blame. 90 00:03:28,913 --> 00:03:30,465 I didn't invent banks, Ray, 91 00:03:30,549 --> 00:03:31,768 so direct your shitty comments 92 00:03:31,852 --> 00:03:34,339 to the Assyrians or possibly Sumerians. 93 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,376 Indus Valley also in the mix. 94 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:39,316 Will you shush it? There are guards right outside. 95 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,819 But for the record, a good leader 96 00:03:40,903 --> 00:03:43,692 slips the criticism in between a compliment sandwich. 97 00:03:43,776 --> 00:03:46,330 Like "Pam, great idea getting up on the vault, 98 00:03:46,414 --> 00:03:48,000 "but next time, maybe try to demonstrate 99 00:03:48,084 --> 00:03:49,804 "some basic spatial awareness. 100 00:03:49,888 --> 00:03:52,342 Also, your skin has been glowing lately." 101 00:03:52,426 --> 00:03:53,477 Yeah, what's up with that? 102 00:03:53,561 --> 00:03:55,448 Are you pregnant or in love? 103 00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:57,920 Ooh, wait, did you drink a bunch of nuclear waste? 104 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,626 Ew, no. Definitely not pregnant. 105 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:02,730 Can we just focus on not going to jail, please? 106 00:04:02,814 --> 00:04:03,965 I have brunch plans. 107 00:04:04,049 --> 00:04:05,836 You have a point, Pam, but also brunch 108 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,675 is a stupid reason to not wanna go to jail, so pipe down. 109 00:04:08,759 --> 00:04:10,077 I have a plan. 110 00:04:10,161 --> 00:04:11,848 Pam, you're gonna drill a hole in the vault 111 00:04:11,932 --> 00:04:12,983 so we can reestablish communication 112 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:14,453 with Lana and Cyril. 113 00:04:14,537 --> 00:04:16,023 Krieger, you hack the intercom system 114 00:04:16,107 --> 00:04:18,327 with an emergency announcement to cover the noise. 115 00:04:18,411 --> 00:04:20,331 Gillette, while all the guards are distracted, 116 00:04:20,415 --> 00:04:21,868 you'll be free to exit the closet, 117 00:04:21,952 --> 00:04:24,671 find the security grid, and disable it for Krieger. 118 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:26,930 [Whoosh] Now I'm gonna go head 119 00:04:27,015 --> 00:04:28,447 into the executive offices upstairs 120 00:04:28,531 --> 00:04:30,485 to find an override code for the vault. 121 00:04:30,569 --> 00:04:32,923 Pam: And also find more booze that you just ran out of? 122 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:34,760 You know, I was being nice before, Pam. 123 00:04:34,844 --> 00:04:35,796 Your skin doesn't look 124 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:36,998 - that much better. - All: What? 125 00:04:37,082 --> 00:04:38,434 Krieger: You are a monster, sir. 126 00:04:38,518 --> 00:04:40,471 Fine, getting a drink is a secondary part 127 00:04:40,555 --> 00:04:42,977 of the plan, but I'm only being responsible. 128 00:04:43,061 --> 00:04:45,304 I'm about to be sober for the first time in ten years. 129 00:04:45,389 --> 00:04:48,242 If that hangover hits head-on, my bones will explode. 130 00:04:48,327 --> 00:04:50,124 Krieger, you ready to hack into the sound system? 131 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:52,630 [Straining] Okay, doing this behind my back, 132 00:04:52,714 --> 00:04:55,368 but I'm pretty sure I got the right jack. 133 00:04:55,452 --> 00:04:57,840 On my mark. Three, two, one. 134 00:04:57,924 --> 00:04:59,977 - [Feedback screeching] - Aah! 135 00:05:00,061 --> 00:05:01,748 It may not have been the right one. 136 00:05:01,832 --> 00:05:03,680 God damn it. Everyone, just go with it. 137 00:05:03,765 --> 00:05:05,034 [Drill whirs] 138 00:05:06,207 --> 00:05:07,693 - [Groans] - Is it really that bad? 139 00:05:07,777 --> 00:05:09,530 I still just mostly hear my ears ringing. 140 00:05:09,614 --> 00:05:11,257 Thanks, tinnitus. 141 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:14,105 Okay, security control room, 142 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,778 that should be better labeled. 143 00:05:16,862 --> 00:05:17,880 - [Gun cocks] - Stop right there! 144 00:05:17,964 --> 00:05:19,784 Whoa, whoa, hold up. I work here. 145 00:05:19,868 --> 00:05:21,019 It's my first day. 146 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:22,857 Is that how you say hello, with a gun? 147 00:05:22,941 --> 00:05:25,027 Pretty much. Better safe than sorry. 148 00:05:25,111 --> 00:05:26,498 Well, if you were any more safe, 149 00:05:26,582 --> 00:05:27,867 there'd be a bunch of holes in me. 150 00:05:27,951 --> 00:05:29,436 I meant safe for me. [gun cocks] 151 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,741 Clearly. So can you show me around? 152 00:05:31,825 --> 00:05:33,845 I still haven't seen the security grid setup. 153 00:05:33,929 --> 00:05:36,049 Sure, but it's all pointless. 154 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:38,922 I don't know why these dinosaurs are so worried 155 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,761 about their precious physical dollars and cents. 156 00:05:41,845 --> 00:05:43,665 Money is an illusion. 157 00:05:43,749 --> 00:05:46,773 That's an interesting take for a bank security guard. 158 00:05:46,858 --> 00:05:49,175 Not really. I've seen things here. 159 00:05:49,259 --> 00:05:52,234 The suits, the architecture, the green paper... 160 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:55,640 It's all symbolic, like marriage and seagulls. 161 00:05:55,725 --> 00:05:58,160 Wow, you are covering a lot of ground here. 162 00:05:58,244 --> 00:06:01,400 So do you smoke grass or are you a narc? 163 00:06:01,484 --> 00:06:03,939 Yes to the first, no to the second. 164 00:06:04,023 --> 00:06:05,474 You guys doing all right down there? 165 00:06:05,558 --> 00:06:07,713 Uh, yeah. Not so great. 166 00:06:07,797 --> 00:06:10,552 We found the safe deposit box, but we can't get it open. 167 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:11,921 - [Panting] - And Cyril miraculously 168 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,457 hasn't sucked all the air out of the room 169 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,194 with all his stupid hyperventilating. 170 00:06:15,278 --> 00:06:17,131 This is a very small space. 171 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:19,102 Nice work, just Lana. 172 00:06:19,186 --> 00:06:20,572 Ugh, when the door closed, 173 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:21,941 I was in the middle of a strategy call 174 00:06:22,025 --> 00:06:23,878 for AJ's custody hearing with my lawyer. 175 00:06:23,962 --> 00:06:25,682 Ah, well, my friend who's a lawyer, 176 00:06:25,766 --> 00:06:28,655 which is why she's taking my call at... 7:45? 177 00:06:28,739 --> 00:06:29,957 Crap! We need to hurry! 178 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,093 Don't worry. We'll get you out. 179 00:06:31,177 --> 00:06:33,163 Then you can get back to making your friends' lives miserable, 180 00:06:33,247 --> 00:06:34,687 and I'll be on time for my brunch. 181 00:06:34,772 --> 00:06:36,197 We'll be trapped in here till we die, 182 00:06:36,281 --> 00:06:37,940 our bodies decaying on the floor. 183 00:06:38,024 --> 00:06:39,718 - [Pants] - Aw, come on, hon. 184 00:06:39,803 --> 00:06:40,979 That's not true. 185 00:06:41,063 --> 00:06:43,914 They'd remove our bodies way before they decayed. 186 00:06:43,999 --> 00:06:45,609 And don't think of it as trapped. 187 00:06:45,694 --> 00:06:46,945 It could be kinda nice, right? 188 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:49,851 Just one person for the rest of your life? 189 00:06:49,936 --> 00:06:52,445 You know, it kind of feels like we switched subjects here, 190 00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,796 but do you think the best audience for that kind of talk 191 00:06:54,924 --> 00:06:56,511 is the lady whose ex-husband is fighting 192 00:06:56,595 --> 00:06:58,013 for control of her daughter? 193 00:06:58,097 --> 00:06:59,482 - N... - Lana: And is locked in a vault 194 00:06:59,566 --> 00:07:00,786 with her feckless ex-boyfriend? 195 00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:01,788 - N... - Lana: And whose 196 00:07:01,872 --> 00:07:02,823 other ex-boyfriend 197 00:07:02,907 --> 00:07:05,027 got her stuck in here? 198 00:07:05,111 --> 00:07:06,598 Can I say no now? 199 00:07:06,682 --> 00:07:07,666 Lana: You better. 200 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:08,668 [Smooth jazz music] 201 00:07:08,752 --> 00:07:09,937 God damn these young execs 202 00:07:10,021 --> 00:07:11,139 and their green juices. [bottle smashes] 203 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,543 Doesn't anyone have the decency 204 00:07:12,627 --> 00:07:14,079 to be drunk at work anymore? 205 00:07:14,163 --> 00:07:16,149 Wait, kombucha has alcohol. 206 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:17,953 "May contain trace amounts of alcohol." 207 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:19,557 May? Trace? 208 00:07:19,641 --> 00:07:22,061 Two words that should never be near alcohol. 209 00:07:22,145 --> 00:07:25,034 Mm, except on Cinco de Mayo or with Dick Tracy. 210 00:07:25,118 --> 00:07:26,771 [laughing] Or both. Man, that'd be a kick. 211 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:28,742 Pam: Archer, I got out! 212 00:07:28,826 --> 00:07:32,148 Those strippercize classes really helped with my shimmy. 213 00:07:32,232 --> 00:07:34,052 You truly are a Renaissance woman. 214 00:07:34,136 --> 00:07:36,123 Though I should say, my knowledge of that era 215 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:37,760 mostly comes from historically-themed 216 00:07:37,844 --> 00:07:39,897 - pornography. - And I would like to see that, 217 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,168 but, uh, not seeing much progress here. 218 00:07:42,252 --> 00:07:44,172 Archer: [groans] Sorry. I'm a little fuzzy. 219 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,809 I think that hangover's on its way. 220 00:07:45,893 --> 00:07:46,778 Would you get your head in the game? 221 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:47,913 If we don't get out of here, 222 00:07:47,997 --> 00:07:49,850 we are risking a hostage situation, 223 00:07:49,934 --> 00:07:51,888 civilian casualties, and prison. 224 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,159 And I'll miss my 8:30 brunch reservations. 225 00:07:54,243 --> 00:07:55,762 Archer: 8:30? 226 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:57,231 What kind of psychopath has brunch at 8:30? 227 00:07:57,315 --> 00:07:58,668 That's breakfast, Pam. 228 00:07:58,752 --> 00:08:00,906 We can and will argue about that later, 229 00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:02,976 but what do we do now? 230 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,782 God damn it, there's only one person who can help us. 231 00:08:05,866 --> 00:08:08,555 - [Dramatic music] - [laughs evilly] 232 00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:09,924 [Phone ringing] 233 00:08:10,008 --> 00:08:11,694 [Sighs] 234 00:08:11,778 --> 00:08:13,197 Wait, what was I laughing about? 235 00:08:13,281 --> 00:08:14,651 [Concoction bubbling] 236 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,712 - [Phone ringing] - Well, well, well. 237 00:08:20,796 --> 00:08:23,050 Look who came crawling back. 238 00:08:23,134 --> 00:08:24,319 Hey, neck bones. 239 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:26,023 Cheryl: [laughing] Oh, it's you. 240 00:08:26,107 --> 00:08:27,559 I thought it was someone else. 241 00:08:27,643 --> 00:08:29,329 - Their legs don't work. - We need your help. 242 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:31,701 Oh, and by "we," do you mean your longtime colleagues 243 00:08:31,785 --> 00:08:33,571 who couldn't be bothered to reach out to their boss 244 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:35,709 after she was humiliatingly fired? 245 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:37,980 Yes, totally fair, except you weren't the boss, 246 00:08:38,064 --> 00:08:40,585 I left a bunch of messages, and you quit. 247 00:08:40,669 --> 00:08:43,190 Oh, who's to say what is? 248 00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:44,660 Archer: Cheryl, we're stuck in a bank, 249 00:08:44,744 --> 00:08:46,664 and we need you to open a VIP safe deposit box 250 00:08:46,748 --> 00:08:48,167 to get Lana and Cyril out of the vault. 251 00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:49,637 Okay, pretend to be an eccentric, 252 00:08:49,721 --> 00:08:51,106 out-of-touch oligarch. 253 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:52,108 No, you don't need to pretend. 254 00:08:52,192 --> 00:08:53,678 You are those things. 255 00:08:53,762 --> 00:08:55,816 Ooh, and this will be a great opportunity 256 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,686 to use my self-taught demolition skills. 257 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,355 Archer: No, no, no, no. Don't bring bomb... 258 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,128 [dial tone] Well, that went something. 259 00:09:02,212 --> 00:09:03,932 Pam, see if you can help Krieger. 260 00:09:04,016 --> 00:09:06,303 I'll be down as soon as I possibly can. Out. 261 00:09:06,387 --> 00:09:07,940 [Gasps] Whiskey. 262 00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:10,712 Thank the Kentucky gods. 263 00:09:10,796 --> 00:09:12,616 A lesser man might find this humiliating, 264 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,252 but a man such as I... 265 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,922 Eh, forget it. 266 00:09:16,006 --> 00:09:17,058 [Gulps] 267 00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:18,193 Oh, my God. 268 00:09:18,277 --> 00:09:19,630 [Grimaces] 269 00:09:19,714 --> 00:09:21,333 That's the best drink I've ever had! 270 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:22,836 - [Gun cocks] - Who the hell are you? 271 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,139 Oh, sorry. Was this yours? 272 00:09:24,223 --> 00:09:25,709 Whoa, Susan. 273 00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:28,080 You must know Mr. Bank. 274 00:09:28,164 --> 00:09:30,117 Hi, Susan. Yes, I'm Mr. Bank. 275 00:09:30,201 --> 00:09:31,754 And I work at a bank. 276 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,323 Sometimes I wonder, "Is that a coincidence, 277 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:36,631 or did the name Bank create a subtle psychological pressure 278 00:09:36,715 --> 00:09:37,666 for me to work at a bank?" 279 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,302 Either way, I do my job 280 00:09:39,386 --> 00:09:40,972 all the time, and I do it well. 281 00:09:41,056 --> 00:09:42,876 "You can bank on Bank," I always say. 282 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,649 Yeah, he does overseas stuff, so he has weird hours. 283 00:09:45,733 --> 00:09:47,051 Probably why y'all haven't met. 284 00:09:47,135 --> 00:09:49,222 How do you know this guy if it's your first day? 285 00:09:49,306 --> 00:09:51,026 Because... 286 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:53,230 We're old pals. I got him the job. 287 00:09:53,314 --> 00:09:54,967 He's been going through a rough time 288 00:09:55,051 --> 00:09:57,138 with all the embezzling and prostitution 289 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,142 and mild cannibalism. 290 00:09:59,226 --> 00:10:01,881 Don't worry, I went to rehab for all of that. 291 00:10:01,965 --> 00:10:03,283 [laughs] Who hasn't? 292 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:04,820 So is there any reason 293 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,024 you guys smell like a hacky sack convention? 294 00:10:07,108 --> 00:10:09,195 Is there a reason you smell like a narc? 295 00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:10,899 - Is this guy a narc? - No way. 296 00:10:10,983 --> 00:10:12,970 In fact, I bet he'd love to hear your theories 297 00:10:13,054 --> 00:10:15,407 about alien infiltration of the World Court. 298 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,378 She's been telling me all about it on our way 299 00:10:17,462 --> 00:10:20,184 to the security control room. 300 00:10:20,268 --> 00:10:23,992 I, for one, think the aliens have been a positive influence. 301 00:10:24,076 --> 00:10:25,729 You know what? That does sound fascinating. 302 00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:27,666 - I'll join you. - Wonderful. 303 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:31,139 You know, you two are just like the sons I would've had 304 00:10:31,223 --> 00:10:34,045 if I hadn't predicted that end-stage capitalism 305 00:10:34,129 --> 00:10:36,016 would make it impossible to support a family 306 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,218 on my salary. 307 00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:39,055 Amen, sister. 308 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,928 Guys, my entire body is going numb, 309 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:43,197 and not in the fun way. 310 00:10:43,281 --> 00:10:44,399 Stay strong, buddy. 311 00:10:44,483 --> 00:10:46,269 Just focus on all the weird science shit 312 00:10:46,353 --> 00:10:47,940 you'll get to do when you get out of here. 313 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:50,979 [Groans] Yes, no holding back anymore. 314 00:10:51,063 --> 00:10:54,452 I'll expose all the truths "science" is too scared 315 00:10:54,536 --> 00:10:55,722 to admit. 316 00:10:55,806 --> 00:10:57,458 Oh, boy. 317 00:10:57,542 --> 00:10:59,763 Lana: Ugh, still nothing. 318 00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:01,901 [Straining] Why don't you hire an actual lawyer 319 00:11:01,985 --> 00:11:05,074 who can talk to you during normal business hours? 320 00:11:05,158 --> 00:11:06,878 Because then I wouldn't get to do this. 321 00:11:06,962 --> 00:11:08,013 Ow! 322 00:11:08,097 --> 00:11:09,015 Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 323 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:10,084 I have bars! Cyril: [whines] 324 00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:11,787 Shh, I'm on the phone. 325 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:15,361 Hey, sorry I lost you when we got locked in the, um... 326 00:11:15,445 --> 00:11:16,831 Uh, in the tunnel. 327 00:11:16,915 --> 00:11:18,233 You were saying? 328 00:11:18,317 --> 00:11:20,204 [laughs] Convicted of a crime? [lock clinking] 329 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,741 No, never. No. 330 00:11:21,825 --> 00:11:22,509 [lock clicks open] Cyril: Yes! 331 00:11:22,593 --> 00:11:24,479 Let the bank robbing begin! 332 00:11:24,563 --> 00:11:26,449 - [Groans] - No, no. 333 00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:28,120 That's not what he meant. 334 00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:29,523 [laughing] Girl, you're hilarious. 335 00:11:29,607 --> 00:11:30,992 Me robbing a bank? 336 00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:34,265 [laughing] Oh, could you even imagine? 337 00:11:34,349 --> 00:11:36,102 But hypothetically, how bad would that be? 338 00:11:36,186 --> 00:11:40,010 So here we are at the security controls. 339 00:11:40,094 --> 00:11:41,914 This switch controls the grid in the lobby 340 00:11:41,998 --> 00:11:44,385 and this is the executive offices upstairs. 341 00:11:44,469 --> 00:11:47,158 This one's for the grid surrounding the main vault. 342 00:11:47,242 --> 00:11:48,327 How does it operate? 343 00:11:48,411 --> 00:11:50,397 If I wanted to turn it off, 344 00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:52,201 would I just do this? [switch clicks] 345 00:11:52,285 --> 00:11:53,538 - [lasers beam off] - [sighs] 346 00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:55,976 Thank nonexistent God in made-up heaven. 347 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:59,015 - [Grunts] - Oh, we can't do that, sir. 348 00:11:59,099 --> 00:12:00,251 [Groans] [lasers humming] 349 00:12:00,335 --> 00:12:01,286 Hang on, wait a second. 350 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,190 If all this is symbolic anyway, 351 00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:05,495 it really only matters if people think it's there. 352 00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:06,998 - Krieger: [sighs] - But me getting fired 353 00:12:07,082 --> 00:12:08,400 isn't symbolic. Krieger: [grunts] 354 00:12:08,484 --> 00:12:10,839 [laughs] But we'd save money on electricity. 355 00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:12,275 Not worth me starving. Krieger: [grunts in pain] 356 00:12:12,359 --> 00:12:14,279 Less electricity, less global warming. 357 00:12:14,363 --> 00:12:15,214 - Krieger: [sighs] - Don't put that on me. 358 00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:17,051 It's not my bank. Krieger: [sighs, groans] 359 00:12:17,135 --> 00:12:19,322 - [gun cocks] - Would you just stop? 360 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,092 - [lasers humming] - Ow. 361 00:12:21,176 --> 00:12:22,896 Oh, you really love that gun. 362 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,934 I'm old, and I need leverage. 363 00:12:25,018 --> 00:12:27,338 If any of these are turned off for more than a few seconds, 364 00:12:27,422 --> 00:12:29,342 the master alarm goes off. 365 00:12:29,426 --> 00:12:30,812 Well, that's just... 366 00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,315 actually really good to know. 367 00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:34,452 Well, I have to go fill out some legal forms because... 368 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,425 Oh, my God, I just realized my name is totally stupid. 369 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:39,496 [light music] 370 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,066 - Did you catch all that? - Yeah. 371 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:43,170 You really stuck it to Ray with the name thing. 372 00:12:43,254 --> 00:12:44,573 You should be nicer to him. 373 00:12:44,657 --> 00:12:46,510 I meant the part about how if we turn off the alarms, 374 00:12:46,594 --> 00:12:49,282 we're screwed, but I also hear what you're saying about Ray, 375 00:12:49,366 --> 00:12:51,152 and no. Krieger: [grunts] 376 00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:53,190 - [groans] - Krieger, what happened? 377 00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:54,325 Krieger: It's all good. 378 00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:56,096 Just injected myself with a paralytic. 379 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,566 Can't feel nothing now. 380 00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:59,035 You carry that on you? 381 00:12:59,119 --> 00:13:01,106 God, all of this is going so wrong. 382 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:02,475 I should just walk out. 383 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:04,212 No, stupid Pam. 384 00:13:04,296 --> 00:13:06,082 - You can't commit to anything. - Whoa, Pam. 385 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,284 What is going on with you? 386 00:13:07,368 --> 00:13:08,453 Nothing! 387 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,558 I just really wanna go to brunch. 388 00:13:10,642 --> 00:13:13,063 Hey, turn off your comms. [comms click off] 389 00:13:13,147 --> 00:13:14,198 Is that really it? 390 00:13:14,282 --> 00:13:15,535 You can get brunch next weekend. 391 00:13:15,619 --> 00:13:17,839 I know a place that does topless mimosas. 392 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,311 It's bottomless mimosas served by topless dancers. 393 00:13:20,395 --> 00:13:22,214 I don't wanna have brunch with you. 394 00:13:22,298 --> 00:13:23,417 Ouch. Why? 395 00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:26,122 I want brunch with... Alessia. 396 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,494 The hot Swiss mercenary lady who punched me in the face? 397 00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:29,596 Why are you so sad? 398 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,999 She's awesome. 399 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,068 Yeah, we've been dating, 400 00:13:32,152 --> 00:13:34,238 but I think it could be, like, 401 00:13:34,322 --> 00:13:36,309 I don't know, something real? 402 00:13:36,393 --> 00:13:38,648 Holy shit. Pam in a relationship? 403 00:13:38,732 --> 00:13:41,353 Usually you're all wham-bam don't-get-attached-ma'am 404 00:13:41,437 --> 00:13:43,223 or sir or them. 405 00:13:43,307 --> 00:13:45,260 I know. I thought I'd feel trapped, 406 00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,630 and I know this sounds dumb, 407 00:13:46,714 --> 00:13:49,168 but I've never felt more free. 408 00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:51,039 Pam, from the bottom of my heart, 409 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,243 that does sound dumb, but I'm happy for you. 410 00:13:53,327 --> 00:13:56,149 But now we're actually trapped in this stupid bank! 411 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:58,086 I mean, I can't even be on time for brunch. 412 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,455 She's Swiss, man! 413 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,359 Watches are like gods to them. 414 00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:03,130 [Phone ringing] 415 00:14:03,214 --> 00:14:05,401 Call Alessia. Push your brunch back an hour. 416 00:14:05,485 --> 00:14:08,173 Here comes the cavalry, except it's like a cavalry 417 00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:09,475 where the horses are in charge. 418 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:11,479 That's supposed to comfort me? 419 00:14:11,563 --> 00:14:14,252 I don't know. Everything's going fuzzy. 420 00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:16,022 Wow, I thought this hangover would kill me, 421 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,024 but... [groans] 422 00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:18,326 It's way worse than that. 423 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,362 I'm gonna go lie down for a bit, 424 00:14:19,446 --> 00:14:21,099 then look for that override code. 425 00:14:21,183 --> 00:14:24,005 Oh, and good luck with the Alessia thing. 426 00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:25,942 [Bright piano music] 427 00:14:26,026 --> 00:14:27,579 [In British accent] Well, hello, good sir. 428 00:14:27,663 --> 00:14:30,350 A thousand thanks for letting me in early. 429 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,056 It is I, an obscenely wealthy socialite, 430 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,429 who wishes to do business with thine banking shoppe. 431 00:14:36,513 --> 00:14:38,100 Cheerio, spit-spot. 432 00:14:38,184 --> 00:14:40,337 [laughing] Of course, Ms. Tunt. 433 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,174 God, I hate rich people. 434 00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:43,176 Ready and in position. 435 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,378 Krieger, watch your butt. 436 00:14:44,462 --> 00:14:45,481 I'm going in. [saw whirring] 437 00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:46,684 Honestly, if you hit me, 438 00:14:46,768 --> 00:14:48,153 I won't even feel it. 439 00:14:48,237 --> 00:14:51,393 That's funny. I can feel everything. 440 00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:52,596 [Button clicks, beeps] 441 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,535 Oops... he, uh, said for no reason. 442 00:14:55,619 --> 00:14:57,471 Lana, Cyril, tell me you figured something out 443 00:14:57,555 --> 00:14:59,175 so I can just die now. 444 00:14:59,259 --> 00:15:00,545 No dice. It's right here, 445 00:15:00,629 --> 00:15:02,281 but I can't get the inner container unlocked. 446 00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:04,018 Will you just grab it? We'll figure it out later. 447 00:15:04,102 --> 00:15:05,522 What? No. Oh, no. 448 00:15:05,606 --> 00:15:07,324 No one's talking about grabbing AJ, 449 00:15:07,408 --> 00:15:09,228 uh, unless you think that kidnapping is an option, 450 00:15:09,312 --> 00:15:11,634 in which case... oh, God damn it. I lost service again. 451 00:15:11,718 --> 00:15:14,272 Or she didn't want to be an accessory to kidnapping. 452 00:15:14,356 --> 00:15:16,476 You know, you can come to me with questions. 453 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,282 - I have a law degree. - Oh, great. 454 00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:20,985 Because I do have a legal question: 455 00:15:21,069 --> 00:15:23,457 Is it against the law to rip out a coworker's vocal chords 456 00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:26,029 - with your bare hands? - Very much, yes. 457 00:15:26,113 --> 00:15:28,568 Then as my lawyer, I advise you to stop talking. 458 00:15:28,652 --> 00:15:30,471 Just grab the box! 459 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,043 It's welded in, genius. [vault door opens] 460 00:15:33,127 --> 00:15:34,546 [Mysterious music] 461 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:37,552 Oh, lovely. This is so Posh Spice. 462 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,455 Yes, yes, this will do quite nicely 463 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,326 for storing the crown jewels. 464 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:43,498 Um, of what country? 465 00:15:43,582 --> 00:15:46,202 All of them! 466 00:15:46,286 --> 00:15:49,242 Too many questions. Bring me someone else. 467 00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:50,678 Pam, it's empty. Go now. 468 00:15:50,762 --> 00:15:52,782 [Saw buzzing] [thud] 469 00:15:52,866 --> 00:15:54,185 My name's not Pam. 470 00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:55,287 [Clang] 471 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,757 Good to see you again. 472 00:15:56,841 --> 00:16:00,364 [♪ ♪] 473 00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:02,434 - Where have you been, Ray? - [coughing] 474 00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:03,604 Nowhere. 475 00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:05,340 Wow, it can't be that easy. 476 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,577 [Gun cocks] Susan: Freeze right there! 477 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,146 - Never say that. - You said you were going 478 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:09,182 to the bathroom. 479 00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,286 I lied. Enough games. 480 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,421 I know you're robbing the bank. 481 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,593 I've known from the very beginning. 482 00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:16,229 [laughs] 483 00:16:16,313 --> 00:16:18,133 Nice. 484 00:16:18,217 --> 00:16:19,368 Ooh, it was too much fun 485 00:16:19,452 --> 00:16:21,239 watching you guys fumble around. 486 00:16:21,323 --> 00:16:23,310 Serves these bozos right. 487 00:16:23,394 --> 00:16:24,646 Bring it all down! 488 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:26,382 You are amazing. You wouldn't happen to know 489 00:16:26,466 --> 00:16:29,790 if there's booze around here, would you, Suz? 490 00:16:29,874 --> 00:16:32,061 [Shelf whirring] [bottles clinking] 491 00:16:32,145 --> 00:16:34,165 Well, at least they have good security on the booze. 492 00:16:34,249 --> 00:16:35,467 Heads up, Ray. 493 00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:37,739 Override code 64245. 494 00:16:37,823 --> 00:16:39,242 - [Touch pad beeping] - Yes. 495 00:16:39,326 --> 00:16:41,212 Wait, is this it? [box creaks open] 496 00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:43,283 [laughing] You are one gorgeous weirdo. 497 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:45,087 Thanks. One more thing. 498 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,189 You guys have to rough me up. 499 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,559 Make it look good. 500 00:16:47,643 --> 00:16:49,596 I... I don't think I can do that. 501 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,201 Pussy. [grunting] 502 00:16:52,285 --> 00:16:53,704 Get the hell out of here. 503 00:16:53,788 --> 00:16:55,073 We owe you dinner! 504 00:16:55,157 --> 00:16:56,777 I heard threesome. 505 00:16:56,861 --> 00:16:58,446 [Suspenseful music] 506 00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:01,419 See? I told you everything would work out. 507 00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:04,358 [Siren wails] [guns cocking] 508 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:06,462 Oh, shit. 509 00:17:06,546 --> 00:17:08,718 I think it's pronounced "SWAT." 510 00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:14,846 Breach the door! Go, go, go, go, go! 511 00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:17,251 - [Siren wails] - Who the hell tipped them off? 512 00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:18,320 No time to think about that. 513 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,125 Leadership! Upstairs! 514 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:23,463 [Suspenseful music] 515 00:17:23,547 --> 00:17:26,135 [Grunting] 516 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,672 That's not gonna hurt until tomorrow. 517 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,342 [Grunting] 518 00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:31,580 Ow, okay. Turns out face shots hurt now. 519 00:17:31,664 --> 00:17:33,149 [Groans, shudders] 520 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:35,420 Oh, God, Tom, sorry. 521 00:17:35,504 --> 00:17:36,857 Good luck with the ska band. 522 00:17:36,941 --> 00:17:39,295 Whoo. 523 00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:40,297 Police officer: Grenade! [Coughing] 524 00:17:40,381 --> 00:17:41,867 [Explosion] 525 00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:44,890 [Grenade hissing] 526 00:17:46,661 --> 00:17:47,746 Where to now? 527 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:50,450 As leader, I am open to suggestions. 528 00:17:50,534 --> 00:17:52,856 I am not getting arrested before my custody hearing. 529 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,826 Cheryl, do you have any more explosives? 530 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:56,897 Duh, it's the only thing in here. 531 00:17:56,981 --> 00:17:58,567 Even the tampons are bombs. 532 00:17:58,651 --> 00:18:00,905 I like when my periods feel dangerous. 533 00:18:00,989 --> 00:18:01,874 - [Phone ringing] - [groans] 534 00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:03,744 Oh, hey, Alessia. 535 00:18:03,828 --> 00:18:07,852 So it, uh, turns out I might need to push our brunch back 536 00:18:07,936 --> 00:18:12,696 just a bit more, like maybe 15 to 20 years. 537 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,864 Pam, cut the shit. 538 00:18:13,948 --> 00:18:15,635 I know you're inside the bank. 539 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,304 Don't worry about it, baby. 540 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,708 I'm out back with the getaway truck. 541 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,612 Wait, really? How did you know? 542 00:18:20,696 --> 00:18:22,448 You sounded freaked out on the phone, 543 00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:23,851 so I traced your team's movements. 544 00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,722 Did it feel weird and stalker-y? 545 00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:28,628 Yeah, but that's every American rom-com. 546 00:18:28,712 --> 00:18:29,863 It really is. 547 00:18:29,947 --> 00:18:31,366 Hey, good news, guys! 548 00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:34,405 My, uh, special friend is out back with wheels. 549 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,209 Special friend? What did I tell you 550 00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:37,646 about fear of commitment? 551 00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:39,883 [♪ ♪] 552 00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,254 Cheryl, if you got something, now's the time. 553 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,891 Take it easy. I've got this. 554 00:18:43,975 --> 00:18:46,396 [♪ ♪] 555 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,466 And now... we begin. 556 00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:49,903 [Guns cocking] 557 00:18:49,987 --> 00:18:51,874 [♪ ♪] 558 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,410 [Button clicks, beeps] 559 00:18:53,494 --> 00:18:56,299 - [Explosions] - [groaning] 560 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:02,762 [Button clicks, beeps] [explosion] 561 00:19:02,846 --> 00:19:04,633 Well, fun while it lasted. 562 00:19:04,717 --> 00:19:06,770 Step aside. I've got this. 563 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,808 - [Can spraying] - Who the hell are you? 564 00:19:08,892 --> 00:19:10,410 I've been taking night classes. 565 00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:13,316 Junior colleges are surprisingly comprehensive. 566 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,653 [Can spraying] 567 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,857 - Well, this is how we die. - Cheryl: Relax. 568 00:19:16,941 --> 00:19:19,529 You will all die years from now, safe in your beds, 569 00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:21,700 never suspecting I'm waiting in the shadows. 570 00:19:21,784 --> 00:19:22,635 Clear! [button clicks] 571 00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:24,238 [Explosion] 572 00:19:24,322 --> 00:19:27,277 [Rubble clattering] 573 00:19:27,361 --> 00:19:29,516 - Jump! - From all the way up here? 574 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,918 Sometimes you gotta take the leap. 575 00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:33,256 [Grunts] Aah! 576 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,595 [Thud] [groans] 577 00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:37,431 Uh, aah. [thud] 578 00:19:37,515 --> 00:19:39,669 [Both grunt] 579 00:19:39,753 --> 00:19:40,805 Aah! 580 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,309 - [Groans] - And she can bake? 581 00:19:43,393 --> 00:19:45,948 Good God, I love this woman. 582 00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:47,819 Wow, just blurting it out, huh? 583 00:19:47,903 --> 00:19:49,823 Well, I stole the truck with the pastries 584 00:19:49,907 --> 00:19:52,662 and replaced the roof, but did you just say... 585 00:19:52,746 --> 00:19:53,864 Lana: Go! 586 00:19:53,948 --> 00:19:55,000 [Engine roaring] Ray: Faster! 587 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:56,670 They're on our asses! 588 00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:59,543 Duh, that's why I planted all those extra bombs. 589 00:19:59,627 --> 00:20:00,678 [Remote beeps] 590 00:20:00,762 --> 00:20:02,982 [Explosions] 591 00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:05,588 [Tires screeching] 592 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,961 So hey, about what you said back there, the I word... 593 00:20:09,045 --> 00:20:11,432 I word? Yeah, you must have misheard me. 594 00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:12,969 I don't think I've ever used any words 595 00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:15,440 that have that letter in them at all ever. 596 00:20:15,524 --> 00:20:16,844 Pam, that's such a stupid lie. 597 00:20:16,928 --> 00:20:18,614 Your full name is Pamela. 598 00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:20,985 Come on, just ask her to be your girlfriend already. 599 00:20:21,069 --> 00:20:23,858 Girlfriend? Ew. No. 600 00:20:23,942 --> 00:20:27,431 [Sighs] Alessia, will you be my polyamorous primary? 601 00:20:27,515 --> 00:20:28,734 Yes! 602 00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:30,838 Just give me 4.2 seconds. 603 00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:32,441 [Dialing] Klaus? 604 00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:33,978 You're down to secondary. 605 00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:35,615 Ugh, don't be a baby. 606 00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:37,852 And call Esmeralda and knock her down to three. 607 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,990 And now you're mine as well. 608 00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:41,860 Aw, you guys. 609 00:20:41,944 --> 00:20:43,864 You know, I am partially responsible for... 610 00:20:43,948 --> 00:20:46,002 - No. - Fabian must've sold us out 611 00:20:46,086 --> 00:20:48,406 - to the cops. - Now let's not rush to judg... 612 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:50,343 No, let's do rush to judgment. 613 00:20:50,427 --> 00:20:51,747 Fabian sold us out. 614 00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:54,018 It's not like anyone accidentally pushed 615 00:20:54,102 --> 00:20:55,888 a secret alarm or anything. 616 00:20:55,972 --> 00:20:57,826 The whole mission was probably bullshit. 617 00:20:57,910 --> 00:20:58,894 This is just a bunch of pictures 618 00:20:58,978 --> 00:21:00,731 with some random woman. 619 00:21:00,815 --> 00:21:03,671 [Smooth jazz music] 620 00:21:03,755 --> 00:21:05,040 You're late. 621 00:21:05,124 --> 00:21:07,044 Yeah, well, someone was apparently 622 00:21:07,128 --> 00:21:08,747 pretty determined to get in our way. 623 00:21:08,831 --> 00:21:10,016 Come on, Fabian. Let's hear it. 624 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,887 What's your inevitable double cross? 625 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,091 No, double cross. I'm a man of my word. 626 00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:16,630 The agency is yours again. 627 00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:19,636 And in fact, I'm pleased it all worked out this way. 628 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,372 I've come to respect... 629 00:21:21,456 --> 00:21:22,675 Archer: Suck it, asshole! 630 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:25,915 Alessia, punch it! 631 00:21:25,999 --> 00:21:27,919 Nice working with you too. 632 00:21:28,003 --> 00:21:30,825 [♪ ♪] 633 00:21:30,909 --> 00:21:32,962 Here's to me being right. 634 00:21:33,046 --> 00:21:35,501 - Complete and utter victory. - Was it, though? 635 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,505 I freaking crushed it back there. 636 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,643 Or should I say blasted it? [laughs] 637 00:21:39,727 --> 00:21:41,445 No, that sounds like something gross. 638 00:21:41,529 --> 00:21:43,000 Guys, you won't believe this. 639 00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:44,786 Anchor: Chaos in the Latin American country 640 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,055 of Man at in a tonight 641 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,794 as the prime minister has declared martial law. 642 00:21:48,878 --> 00:21:50,798 Uh, does it seem like a coincidence 643 00:21:50,882 --> 00:21:52,535 that's where I tripped over a tapir 644 00:21:52,619 --> 00:21:53,938 and got snake bit in the face? 645 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,810 [laughs] Oh, God. Still funny. 646 00:21:56,894 --> 00:21:59,120 You were so almost gonna die. 647 00:21:59,205 --> 00:22:01,479 Borders are closed, and citizens have been confined 648 00:22:01,564 --> 00:22:03,885 to their homes. This sudden authoritarian turn 649 00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:06,395 is especially shocking given that the prime minister 650 00:22:06,479 --> 00:22:08,667 has, until now, been highly progressive, 651 00:22:08,751 --> 00:22:11,540 turning Man at in a into a model for social change. 652 00:22:11,624 --> 00:22:14,144 Wait, did we just blackmail a president? 653 00:22:14,228 --> 00:22:16,617 Thereby causing a geopolitical incident? 654 00:22:16,701 --> 00:22:19,121 Well, that definitely won't look good in family court. 655 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:21,560 Well, here's something that looks even worse. 656 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,964 This contract is backdated six months. 657 00:22:24,048 --> 00:22:27,104 So Fabian and IIA didn't rob that bank? 658 00:22:27,188 --> 00:22:29,441 Or all that other stuff he had us do. 659 00:22:29,525 --> 00:22:31,039 We did. 660 00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:33,914 Easy peasy. 661 00:22:34,835 --> 00:22:41,749 [♪ ♪] 662 00:22:53,741 --> 00:22:57,014 Made in Georgia. 662 00:22:58,305 --> 00:23:58,380 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. 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