[Duke cackles]
♪ Life is busy, heaven knows ♪
♪ So many characters So many shows ♪
♪ Who can keep up with all the shit That's on TV? ♪
[laughs]
♪ So we've made this little snippet ♪
♪ If you don't need it, honey Skip it ♪
♪ We're gonna sing a season three recap ♪
♪ To bring you up to speed ♪
♪ Okay, the first thing to tell you In this song ♪
♪ Is that I kissed Missy ♪
♪ Which was wrong ♪
♪ Then I guess I kind of dumped her In the end ♪
♪ And now everything's a bummer ♪
♪ 'Cause I've got to spend the summer ♪
♪ Off at camp with my backstabbing Former best friend ♪
♪ It's our "Previously on Big Mouth" Song ♪
♪ So you'll know What the hell's going on ♪
♪ 'Cause it's been quite a while Since last year's shows ♪
♪ I got Queer Eye'd ♪
♪ I joined the cast ♪
♪ I got sexually harassed ♪
♪ We're recapping all of the stuff You need to know ♪
♪ The latest thing that's shitty Is this fall I'm moving to the city ♪
♪ I'm a heartbroken loner But now I got Mona to wipe my tears away ♪
♪ I came out as bi ♪
♪ Yeah, I fuck pillows Both girl and guy ♪
♪ I kissed my boyfriend Aiden ♪
♪ And now I'm hoping for ass play ♪
♪ That's our "Previously on Big Mouth" Song ♪
♪ So now you're good to go ♪
♪ Now off to summer camp to start anew ♪
♪ I'd rather die ♪
♪ I'm going too ♪
♪ It's a brand-new season of the Big Mouth show! ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
-[insects buzzing] -Ow! Fucking mosquitoes.
Yeah, baby, sleepaway camp!
No parents, s'mores, and I'll bet someone we know is gonna get Lyme disease.
Yeah, probably.
What's wrong? You don't wanna see your friend get more and more tired?
No, I just been thinking about what Andrew said this morning.
Oh, about how you're a bad person and a piece of shit,
and he don't wanna be friends with you no more?
Yeah, all those things. I mean, is he right?
Nick Birch! The Westchester Molester.
Hey, Seth Goldberg,
the Butterball from Montreal.
Who is this person?
Dude, wait, check it out. I found a duck egg. Feel how smooth it is.
[Nick laughs] Ew! Nasty!
[Seth] But wait. But taste it. They taste like regular eggs.
-I don't wanna taste your eggs! -They taste like regular eggs!
-I don't wanna taste your eggs! -[Seth laughing]
[laughs] Oh, shit, that's his nut. This boy's delightful.
[Nick] Yeah, that's Seth. He's my camp best friend.
All right! Fuck Andrew.
I'm glad he's staying in Bridgeton.
Yeah, we've got Seth.
Oh, Nick, look, a mongoose is trying to eat the duck egg.
Okay, that does not look like a mongoose.
-That just looks like a child's dick. -Ooh.
Welcome back, bitches.
["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
♪ Oh, ooh, ooh! ♪
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Woo! They put us in the bunk with the cool city girls.
They got so many serums and lotions and potions.
Yeah. Maybe I'll finally learn how to pluck my--
Your nipple hairs?
I was gonna say eyebrows. You noticed them?
The thing is, your nipple hairs are black, but the rest of your hairs are red. Why?
-[chitters] -Jessi, I heard you're moving to the city.
-Yes, you bitch. -Hmm. Close, but bad.
We gotta get you Manhattan-ready.
[in New York accent] Hey! New York, up your nose with a hot dog.
Jessi, honey, you need to stop talking.
Okay, let's start with this sheet mask.
Oh, okay. What does, um... What does this do?
It's gonna raise your eyes.
Yes! Let's raise those eyes.
Um, hey, guys, this mask is starting to burn a little bit
in a way that I'm not sure if that's on purpose or...
Oh, no. We put it on upside down.
-[Jessi] Oh, my God, you did? -Oops. Your eyes are lower now.
-What? -It's fine.
We'll just paint your eyebrows really thick.
-Maybe put a cigar in your mouth. -[gulps]
Oh, yeah, that's better.
-[boys grunting] -Yo, Nick, check it out.
I brought Canadian Swedish fish just for us.
It's smoky.
Yeah, that's... It's 'cause it's fish.
Hey, whose bed is this?
I think it's Gabe's. No one's seen him yet.
Is he coming back to camp? I haven't heard from him all year.
Last summer Gabe urinated in my liquid soap.
Yeah, Milk, and it was fucking hilarious.
Shut the fuck up, Milk.
My dad's friend Bob Reedy got me an iPod Shuffle.
-What are you talking about, Milk? -I'm just saying it plays music.
-Yeah, we fucking know! -[door knocks]
[in British accent] Hello, boys. I'm your counselor, Harry.
I know my accent sounds fancy,
but I put my short shorts, black socks and sandals on just like you,
with the help of two butlers. [laughs]
Just kidding. I grew up poor.
That's why I'm working here as a servant to children.
Hey, Harry. Welcome to the US.
The toilet's backed up, shit's coming out, and none of us know how to clean it.
Can't wait. Cheers to that.
But first, I'm meant to introduce you to a new camper.
I'm not new.
This is Natalie.
Hold on. Gabe?
-Natalie. -Hey, guys.
You see, kids, gender is like pasta.
No, it's not.
-There's many different shapes and sizes. -You're making it worse.
[chuckles] Holy shit. What happened, Gabe?
Um...
[mosquito] Oh, God, coming here was a terrible mistake.
Look at them. They hate you.
The camp clearly did not read that detailed email from your mother.
Say something already!
Please call me Natalie now.
I wanted you guys to hear it from me that I'm transgender.
I use she/her pronouns.
I'm sure you're all comfortable with this, right?
One time my dad's friend Bob Reedy opened a can of spaghetti,
but there were ravioli inside--
Shut the fuck up, Milk.
Now, I'm sure you all have questions, right?
And without consulting Natalie,
I'm simply gonna open up the floor for a free-for-all,
like a session of Parliament. I feel good about this.
Uh, are you gonna sleep here?
No, I'm staying in the girls' bunk.
Nice, nice.
So this is all a scam so you can just watch,
-you know, girls change and stuff? -Yep. You figured out my master plan.
Do you pee standing up or lying down?
The fuck? Do you pee lying down?
You know what, everyone?
I'm just gonna ask the thing that we're all thinking but not asking.
-What does your crotch look like? -That was my question.
-Thank you! -I know. Someone had to.
[mosquito] Oh, God. This is a disaster, but don't cry.
They'll think you're weak, and they'll pounce.
My crotch looks like the back of your mom's head
-while she's slurping me off. -But what is my mom slurping off?
Please just tell us if you have a dick.
-Your buttocks remain the same, correct? -Shut the fuck up, Milk!
Shut the fuck up, all of you. Eat my fucking asshole!
Well, then, that went terribly,
but at least I've come out unscathed.
Now, I believe there's a clogged toilet calling my name.
"Oh, Harry!"
I'm coming, toilet.
I know someone with a toilet. It's my dad's friend--
Milk, don't say it.
-Bob Reedy. -[all] Shut the fuck up, Milk!
Hey, what gives, man? Ow!
[whistle blows]
All right. Now that school's asleep, I'm lifeguard Coach Steve,
which is why my pepperoni nipples are so cooked.
They're curling at the edges and filled with oil!
I can't believe we're spending the summer at a public pool.
Oh, come on. It's kitschy fun.
There's an old woman swimming laps in a wedding gown and smoking.
I love it here. You should see if Aiden needs any sunscreen on his dick and ass.
Maury, I said you could come to the pool with us, but you gotta be cool.
I'll tell you what's not cool: melanoma on your tuchus.
What's up, my fellow LGBTQ-ties?
Oh, my God. Is this Jay?
Well, well, well. I see my reputation precedes me.
Matthew said you kissed him like you were trying to push his tongue out a window.
Yeah. Hardest frencher in my grade.
Cannonball!
[Matthew] Ugh!
Jay, the Devins are doing a chicken fight.
I need a partner, and you look lonely and strong.
Lola, I have never felt more seen.
You guys are going down.
Oh! I'm already a winner. I got my wife's goosh on my neck.
Devon, focus!
So, what do you think? How are we gonna do this?
-I don't know. -Me on you? You on me?
Underwater 69?
What? Obviously, I'm on top. I'm the girl.
I guess I just don't feel like that's our best chance at winning.
-What do you mean? -You'd make a pretty sturdy base.
What the fuck did you just say?
No offense! You're just on my "Sturdy Under 30" list.
-What? -Your body's a triangle,
and that is the strongest shape known to man.
What?
Lola, I think he's afraid you're gonna drown him.
Listen, I just think if we wanna win, you'd be a better bottom.
I think you'd be a better bottom because of how bisexual you are.
I don't care if you're a girl! I'll kill you right now!
[grunting]
-You'll be the second person I've drowned! -[Jay gasping]
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
No monkey business in the pool, okay?
Unless of course, you know, you're a monkey and you're doing business.
Oh, thank you, Steve.
Congratulations on your banana deal.
Okay, Steve, I've got this. You two, no fighting in the pool.
-He started it! -Oh, yeah? Well, she farted shit!
-[grunts] What the fuck? -[girl] Gross!
That's it! You're both banned for the whole summer.
-You busted my nose, you asshole! -Fuck you, Jay! You ruined my summer!
Hey, hey, hey, I don't wanna hear any more cursing from you two.
Unless, of course, you're U2 cursing.
-Well, shite, Steve. Thanks. -This pool is fuckin' great.
Congratulations on your banana deal...
with Apple.
Please don't make me spend the summer with Nick.
We hate camp. It stinks like trees.
And the boy only likes to poop at home!
Marty, maybe we should just take him back.
And give in to my enemy?
Wait, I'm your enemy?
I thought your enemy was Citi Bike.
No! It's you.
And I've already paid this small, insignificant man.
He's right, Andrew.
He has my check in his hot little hands.
You're staying.
Bye, sweetie. Don't try anything.
Wait! No! Don't leave me here! I'll put the screens on the house with you!
I'll do anything.
I'll suck your dick.
Whoa, Andrew, you gotta talk to me before you offer to blow your dad.
There's a form you have to fill out, buddy.
Hey, guys, this is Natalie. She'll be in our bunk this summer.
She is trans, so, everybody, just, uh, fucking be cool.
Hey, everyone.
Wait... Gabe?
It's "Natalie," actually.
That is so cool.
Yaas, queen! Go off, girlboss! Pussyhat slay!
Okurrr.
-Hello, Natalie. -Hey, Jessi.
Welcome to the bunk.
What in the hell, girl?
Do you hate Natalie because she's trans?
No! Of course not!
I hate Natalie because last summer she called me "fire crotch,"
and the whole camp made fun of my "burning bush."
Well, to me, Connie, that sound like a compliment.
She saw God in your pussy.
This bunk is already way better. The boys were such scrotes.
Scrotes? Ew. What is that?
What are you saying? Don't talk like that.
Oh, sorry. I apologize.
Now, that sounds like a girl.
So, tell me, what kind of girl is this "Natalie"?
-Uh... -Shh! Don't answer.
I see... Hari Nef.
Fashion Week. Gucci. I see snakes everywhere.
Oh, shit, do I get to keep this?
Ooh, I want that coat!
I get my eyes moved, and she gets a $5,000 coat?
Nope. Snakes are phallic, and that's offensive.
We need something inclusive. Think Karlie Kloss. [snaps fingers]
Ooh, with dreadlocks, full geisha.
In a wheelchair.
Now, this feels offensive.
What if we just went classic?
Yes, thank you.
[snaps fingers] Caitlyn Jenner. Silk bustier, MAGA hat, brave.
No! Stop it!
Stop dressing me up!
-What's your problem? -[groaning]
You know what? I'll just wear my own clothes.
No offense, and not to be a bitch, but your current look is pretty butch.
Yeah, don't you wanna, like, pass as a girl or whatever?
-Excuse me? -[mosquito] No! Don't get mad at them.
Just agree with them now and then think about this
for the rest of your life.
Aww, that poor girl.
Say something nice to her, fire crotch.
You know what? No.
She never said anything nice to me, and karma's a bitch.
-Uh-oh. Your eyes are falling again. -Shit.
Do you want the cigar? Or...
Oh, fine.
[chattering]
Okay, deep breath to myself. [sighs]
Look at that little shit,
cutting his spaghetti with a fork and knife.
Twirl it with a spoon, you fucking child.
-Okay, you can do this. -[buzzing]
[grunts] It won't be so bad, it won't be so bad...
[swallows] Andrew?
-Oh, Nick! -What are you doing here?
Much like Johnny Depp in the shower, I am here against my will.
-Maurice. -Constance.
I think it's best for everyone if the boys keep their distance this summer.
I couldn't agree more.
But you can still bust open my biscuit once in a while.
Mm. I love a country breakfast.
Wait a minute. You're Andrew Glouberman?
Well, that's what it says on every piece of clothing I brought here.
Dude! You're school "me"!
I'm Seth Goldberg! Camp "you"!
Have a seat, man.
Milk, fuck off. Get lost.
It's actually time for my activity, so in fact, you're doing me a favor.
-Oh, no, please. Uh, Milk, is it? -It is.
I, uh...
I think I'm just gonna head down to the bunk and unpack my duffel bag.
-Andrew, I found that form you wanted. -What form?
-For sucking your dad's dick. -I don't wanna suck my dad's dick.
Well, then why did I bring my notary pubic?
Uh, yeah, just happy to get out of the house.
Not as many people sucking their dad's dick around here these days.
[Lola grunting]
Oh. It's, like, you.
Dismount. Kickstand.
Stay.
What, are you, like, turning tricks in the parking lot?
No, magicians do tricks, Lola, we don't turn them.
I fuck for free.
So then, like, what is the meaning of this?
Uh, I'm making a bomb by pouring Baba Booey boner pills
into a Monster Energy drink.
Ah-doy!
Monster Energy drink! Brings out the monster in you, baby!
What the hell? He got the job?
Yeah! What are you gonna do?
What am I gonna do? I'm gonna call my agent.
He said I was "in the mix."
Hey, yeah, this is Mo Beverley for Adam.
Yeah, I'll hold for a long time.
You know, if you really want that thing to explode,
try adding a pinch of my mom's Ukrainian diet pills.
-Good call. -[liquid bubbling]
Here we go!
-[shouts] Holy shit! -Yes! Everything must break!
You little shits! That flew right into my butt!
It's still on fire!
Run, Lola, run!
-No, Jay! Jump in my basket, Jay. -[grunts]
My proctologist is never gonna believe I didn't do this to myself.
Do you like my swim trunks?
They're "Michael Caine" for Marks and Spencer.
Now let's make like a tea bag and bob around in the water for a bit.
I can't believe Andrew showed up.
Is it still weird between you guys?
Yeah, it's kind of a bummer.
[Connie] You fucking hate it, Nicky!
I honestly feel kinda bad for him.
I mean, I have Seth, and he's got nobody here.
[Connie] Fuck him! This is our camp.
[scoffs] Yeah, I'm kind of going through a similar thing right now
-with Natalie-- -You're right, Andrew's not my problem.
-Uh... -This was a good talk. Thanks, Jessi.
Yeah, cool, thanks. Great catching up.
Did you see me, Jessi? Going by? When Nick was ignoring you?
I don't wanna go in.
The water looks cold and brown, and I know the bottom's gonna be squeeshy!
Hey, we're twinsies!
Yeah, same UV shirt.
Yeah, my mom makes me wear these ‘cause she's afraid of, like, everything.
You know, my mom is terrified of everything as well.
Well, to be fair, my aunts died of melanoma.
What are the odds? My aunt also died of skin cancer!
-Whoa! -The same aunt that got married this year?
Um, idiot, that was a lie I told 'cause I was addicted to porn.
I got addicted to porn this year too!
-Wonderful! -It was pretty painful.
Andrew, this kid's likable. I like him.
Okay, let me ask you this.
What type of porn made you, you know,
messy the computer chair in your family room?
Well, like, I started on stepmom stuff,
and then I found this Russian webcam chick, Svetlana--
Svetlana! Oh, my gosh! I bought her a mini-fridge.
No way! I bought her one of those Green Egg barbecue smokers.
That's amazing!
They're bonding! This is bad. [groans]
Fuck you, water skis!
Look, guys, I think we can agree, you're both pretty gross.
Well, if sending your cousin a picture of your girthy hog is gross...
-[laughs] -...then I am 26 times gross.
I also sent my cousin a dick pic.
Technically it was my aunt, but she was one of those young aunts.
Oh, a young aunt.
Sounds like your grandma stayed fertile for a long time.
[girl] Come on, Natalie, it's only been one day.
I just really wanna go home.
I really wanna go on Birthright, but I'm not Jewish.
We both just have to be strong.
I tried being strong, and it did not work, so please, just let me go.
-Oh. Natalie wants to go home? -Good, I hope she does.
Jessica Cobain Glaser, this is not the kind of woman you wanna be!
-That girl needs a friend! -[sighs]
And so do I! To help me get out of these water skis!
Oh, wow.
[grunts] Those are really on there.
I have a wedding this weekend.
The bride will kill me if I show up like this.
Also, I can't work Saturday.
[both whooping, exclaiming]
It's so cool you get to watch those people
-do naked muay thai! -How do you know they're doing muay thai?
-[woman] Muay! -Thai!
-Muay! -Thai!
Land. Stay.
And now something that's been, like, bugging me for almost minutes.
Are you, like, alone all the time?
Basically. Except when my brothers drop by and fart in my mouth.
Well, my mom only really comes home to hide hand-gums for her boyfriends.
Well, sure, of course. You gotta hide those hand-gums.
Jay, no offense, but your house is, like, no joke,
like, amazing.
Oh, yeah!
It's so much better than that gay public pool,
which by the way, I'm allowed to say now because I'm bi.
I don't even get what that is for guys.
Is that, like, when the same actor plays twins in a movie?
-Not at all. -And, like, on that note,
-like, we should build our own pool! -Yeah.
I love that idea!
Let's build our own pool. Right here!
We could use my dad's grave scoopers.
Ugh! This one's still got lye on it. Be careful.
Oh, my God, did your dad Breaking Bad someone back here?
My dad Breaking Bads people all the time.
[barks]
Pool. Pool.
I can't help but think I'll be the one maintaining the pool.
-Hey. -Good opening.
Are you here to tell me I'm butch or ask me what my crotch looks like?
I just wanted to say coming back to camp seems really hard.
Uh, yeah. I used to love it here.
Last summer, the boys threw me a pizza party
when I pissed in Milk's liquid soap.
Ask her how those boys got pizza.
You give the counselor money, and they go into town.
Okay! I've never been to sleepaway camp.
You may proceed with the scene.
So did you, like, already know last summer?
-That I was a girl? -Yeah.
Kinda. I mean, this is gonna sound weird,
but when I started going through puberty, it was like this monster showed up.
All right, buddy, we're gonna give you broad, hairy shoulders
and a high fucking ass!
Oh! And you're gonna get more pussy than a no-kill animal shelter.
No! Get away from me, you horny psycho!
I think maybe I'm gay.
Yeah, I did kinda think you were gay.
So did I. But then I sang this duet with the ghost of Freddie Mercury--
Sure, as one does.
♪ Be gay, totally gay ♪
And I realized that didn't feel right either.
It was something more than that.
What's your fucking problem, kid?
I don't know. I just know I hate you and what you're doing to my body.
Nobody likes puberty!
That's why they made the fucking show!
It was like I was vibrating at this weird frequency all the time.
-Hey, I get it. -Huh.
But then I found this forum for trans kids.
And it was like, "That's who I am."
So I told my parents.
-Oh, God. Did they freak out? -Sort of, yeah.
But then my mom started listening to Lady Gaga, and sadly,
-that's what made her come around. -Don't love, but go on.
I like that movie where her boyfriend pissed his pants at the Grammys.
So we decided I should go on hormone blockers...
All right, let's get you some toe hair.
-[banging] -What the--?
Fuck you! I was gonna make you such a man.
You were gonna have dry knees,
and the confidence to wear flip-flops with long fucking nails.
And now you'll never write for Bill Maher!
And now I'm here, and the boys are dicks, and the girls are also dicks,
-but, like-- -In a more decimating way?
Yes! What is up with that?
Listen, I know they're sociopaths, but I'm not.
And if you leave, I'll be all alone.
But if you stayed, we could suffer together
as, like, friendskis?
Really? You wanna be friendskis with me?
I wish I didn't say it that way,
-but yeah. -Okay.
Yep, I looked it up.
Bill Maher has, like, no female writers.
I guess you can get away with anything if you're gorgeous.
Go fish, Drew-dog.
Don't mind if I do, Seth by Chocolate. I'm sorry, I'll work on that.
They got cutesy nicknames? Uh-oh. I don't like this.
Ah, it's okay. I'm not worried.
Seth will eventually see that Andrew's a dork.
Hey, Seth Amphetamine, can I show you something?
-Oh, yeah-- -Be honest.
What do you think of the bandanna? Is it too, you know, David Foster Wallace?
I think it's a little more like David Foster Fabulous!
-[laughs] -Yes!
Oh, no, you're right! They're bonding!
They're both dorks!
Andrew's gonna tell Seth that I'm a bad guy.
-He's gonna tell him about Missy! -Oh, shit!
Get in there! Be a little knife and stab their conversation.
-Hey, guys. Um, I'm not a bad guy. -Okay.
And by the way, you guys look fucking ridiculous.
Like the Crips and the Bloods hired teenage accountants.
What? What is your problem this summer, dude?
This! This is my problem!
Your weird little friendship. Your stupid bandanas.
Your circle jerks!
Hey! You need at least three people for a proper circle jerk.
Otherwise, it's a double toss-off.
God, I love this kid.
Nick, you're kinda being an asshole.
-Yeah, dude. -I'm not the asshole.
You guys are the assholes!
Seth was mine. You stole my Seth!
Dude, weird thing to say.
This summer fucking sucks!
Can't get my damn water skis off.
This was my camp! You're not even supposed to be here.
Nick, Nick. I think maybe you're just hungry.
Do you... [grunts]
-Do you want a duck egg? -[gasps]
-Shit! You got him with the duck egg! -[both laughing]
He looked at your nut. This summer rules!
Fuck you! Fuck you both!
Yeah. Wah-wah! Run away, you backstabbing bitch baby!
-Shut up, Maury, you fucking asshole! -Oh!
That feels good. Stick the other one in and pry me open.
I hate that you like this.
But it's the only way to get my skis off.
Ooh!
My proctologist is never gonna believe I didn't do this to myself.
It was honestly cool
how those two skeletons we found were hugging each other.
Yeah. You're, like, an amazing digger.
-You stupid turd! -What the hell?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm a girl?
We're not supposed to be strong
-and good at work. -Okay!
We're supposed to be pretty and delicate, like big old fake tits.
Hey, Jay, who's your new boyfriend?
Shut up! Lola's a girl.
She's pretty, and she's not good at anything.
-Is that right? -Yeah.
I get it. You guys are digging us a giant toilet. Thanks!
[Kurt] Hope we don't accidentally piss on you.
Jay! Reverse Chicken 69!
Here we go!
[grunts]
[straining]
Nobody pisses on Lola Ugfuglio Skumpy!
-[Val grunts] -[Kurt groans]
-Ugh! -Holy shit!
That was... so hot.
You think that was hot? You should taste my mouth.
I want you to protect the shit outta me.
Let's protect the shit out of each other.
[slurping]
[Lola] Oh, my God, you french so hard.
I'm gonna push your tongue out a fucking window.
-[boys moaning] -[slurping continues]
All right, the trick here is,
the first cup of shit we'll hide someplace
where the boys can easily find it.
I'm listening.
But the second cup we're gonna hide up in the rafters.
Okay, you're amazing,
but can I just get some credit for shitting in a cup
before you even told me what it was for?
Whoa, you shit in the cup?
I just picked up some raccoon poop from the woods.
Oh, my God, what?
I'm just kidding, it's from my ass. Cheers.
-[panting] Andrew and Seth are assholes! -[insects buzzing]
Ugh! Why are there so many fucking mosquitoes? I can't breathe!
I'm fucking freaking out.
[mosquito] Oh, no! Are you having a panic attack?
What? Who said that?
Me! I did!
[screams] What the hell are you?
I'm Tito, the anxiety mosquito!
Anxiety mosquito?
-[chomps] I'm sorry. -Ow!
People hate it when I do that. They hate it when I do everything.
But do I stop? No!
-[buzzes] Zing! -Oh, fuck!
-I'm so sorry, but I can't stop. -[grunts]
You killed me!
I get it. I'm the worst.
But so are you.
I know. Andrew hates me.
And so does Seth.
They're probably making fun of you right now.
-You think so? -Here's what they're definitely saying.
"Nick is a little whiny baby!"
"Let's jerk off on his pillow." [cackles]
No, please stop saying this stuff!
You're gonna have the worst summer. Everyone's gonna hate you.
Oh, shit, they are.
They're gonna know you're a selfish little prick who has a little prick
that nobody wants to fuck.
You're gonna die a virgin. All alone!
As the world explodes from global warming!
You dead, lonely little virgin!
I don't want to be a dead, lonely little virgin. [sobs]
♪ Mosquito drink most anything ♪
♪ Whatever's left Mosquito scream ♪
♪ I'll suck your blood I'll suck your blood ♪
♪ I'll suck your blood, suck your Suck your, suck your blood ♪
♪ Suck your blood I'll suck your blood ♪
♪ I'll suck your blood, suck your Suck your, suck your blood ♪
[buzzing]
[grunts]
♪ Ahh! ♪
♪ Mosquito sing, mosquito cry ♪
♪ Mosquito live, Mosquito die ♪
♪ Mosquito land on your neck ♪
♪ Mosquito drink... ♪
-[man] Fathouse. -[ticking]
[man laughs] "Good at Bizness."
-[man] Chirp. -[kazoo plays fanfare]
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