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Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 3 00:00:20,045 --> 00:00:21,854 What a catering gig, huh? 4 00:00:22,047 --> 00:00:23,597 The Glencrest Yacht Club 5 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,766 - Christmas Yacht Parade. - Yay. 6 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,170 Yeah, they put Christmas lights on boats 7 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,338 and sail them through the harbor, 8 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,029 and the whole town can come. 9 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:32,514 And there's a Santa, and they do Hanukkah, too, 10 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:34,867 which is nice, 'cause let's just say the yacht club 11 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:36,220 didn't always do Hanukkah. 12 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,944 Anyway, it's gonna be great. 13 00:00:38,097 --> 00:00:39,574 Yeah, and I can't wait to try out my 14 00:00:39,598 --> 00:00:42,266 "I'm Brie-ing of a White Crisp-mas" sliders. 15 00:00:42,326 --> 00:00:43,784 With Brie, and crispy onions. 16 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,597 It's kinda complicated. 17 00:00:45,621 --> 00:00:47,548 I might be nervous and trying too hard. 18 00:00:47,572 --> 00:00:48,955 No. 19 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:49,882 I'm actually not sure why the yacht club 20 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:51,441 asked us to do this. 21 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:53,030 I mean, the other restaurants they invited 22 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,721 are pretty impressive, and we're us. 23 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,090 It's a little strange, right? 24 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,702 - Not strange. - Pretty strange. 25 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,284 Strangely pretty? 26 00:01:00,385 --> 00:01:02,636 I mean, how does the yacht club even know about us? 27 00:01:02,788 --> 00:01:04,699 The person I've been coordinating with wasn't sure. 28 00:01:04,723 --> 00:01:06,692 Stop looking for reasons to worry, Bob. 29 00:01:06,716 --> 00:01:09,568 Mm. I'm just not used to good stuff happening. 30 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:11,364 Think of it like a gift from Santa. 31 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:13,847 If Santa brings something nice, you don't ask questions. 32 00:01:13,999 --> 00:01:15,627 You take it and keep your mouth shut. 33 00:01:15,651 --> 00:01:17,804 Yeah, I do not want to know where Santa gets all that stuff. 34 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,894 - The elves' workshop? - That's a front. 35 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,896 - Hey, Bob. - Hey Trev. 36 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,916 - Happy holidays. - Happy holidays. 37 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:26,493 - Ha. - Okay, bye. 38 00:01:26,645 --> 00:01:28,736 - Zoom! (laughs) - Ah, good one, Jimmy. 39 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:30,923 I get it, humiliating and dominating me. 40 00:01:31,074 --> 00:01:33,408 Well, you were asking for it by standing there. 41 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:36,097 -Ugh. Jimmy. -All right. Come on, kids, let's go. 42 00:01:36,121 --> 00:01:38,580 - Give Trev his dignity. - You don't need pants, Trev. 43 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:39,848 Not with those knees. 44 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,844 Hello. Can I help you? 45 00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:46,588 Yeah, we're, uh, caterers, for the yacht parade. 46 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:49,166 Caterers? You'll be setting up in the marina. 47 00:01:49,226 --> 00:01:52,927 Please go around the building. Inside is for members only. 48 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,355 - "Members" as in "wieners"? - Excuse me? 49 00:01:55,507 --> 00:01:57,469 Uh, n-nothing. Uh, we'll go around. Thank you. 50 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:59,429 Look at us, going around a yacht club. 51 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:02,028 - Afternoon. - Mr. President. Good afternoon. 52 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:04,175 Wait, uh, that was the club president? 53 00:02:04,199 --> 00:02:05,515 Uh, could I speak to him? 54 00:02:05,576 --> 00:02:07,701 I'm just curious how you guys picked us. 55 00:02:07,853 --> 00:02:09,815 The president's really busy right now. 56 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,942 - Good for him. - Bob, come on, we got to set up. 57 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,846 - Um, uh, okay. - Try not to step 58 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,468 on the ground too much. Thank you. 59 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,475 Oh, ho, ho. Hello, friends. 60 00:02:23,627 --> 00:02:24,937 - Hey, Teddy. - Hi. 61 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,887 It's me, Teddy... Oh, you all knew. 62 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:28,388 That's disappointing, somehow. 63 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,223 So you're the yacht club Santa? 64 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:33,037 Yeah. I-I was doing some work at the club and they asked me. 65 00:02:33,061 --> 00:02:34,965 The guy they were gonna use got in shape this year, 66 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,397 to "stay alive longer." 67 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,232 His loss, my gain, right, guys? 68 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,012 - Mm-hmm. - Well, congrats. 69 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,477 Got to admit, I'm nervous. 70 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:44,290 I mean, I'm on the Santa Schooner. 71 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:47,649 Me. I'm the guy on the Santa Schooner. 72 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,855 - What's the Santa Schooner? - What's the Santa Schooner? 73 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:51,690 The last yacht in the yacht parade. 74 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:54,006 We come right up to the dock, and I step off 75 00:02:54,199 --> 00:02:57,342 with a big bag of fancy presents donated by club members. 76 00:02:57,494 --> 00:03:00,365 - Fancy what now? - And I go over and I get welcomed by the mayor. 77 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,033 The mayor? Bob, the mayor. 78 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,827 - The mayor! - I heard him, Lin. 79 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,996 And then I hand out presents to kids on the dock. 80 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,832 Eh, but I don't know if I have what it takes to be Santa. 81 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:11,932 The guy's so organized with that list and the checking it twice. 82 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,768 And those rosy cheeks. A-Are my cheeks even rosy? 83 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,582 - They're ruddy. - Teddy, about those presents. 84 00:03:17,606 --> 00:03:19,514 Uh-huh. Some really nice stuff. 85 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:22,259 Dollies, action figures, doing all types of actions. 86 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:23,889 - Intriguing. - What else? 87 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:26,038 One member owns a remote control car company, 88 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:28,932 and he donated a few cars from his private reserve. 89 00:03:28,992 --> 00:03:31,268 - They go just a little too fast. - How fast? 90 00:03:31,328 --> 00:03:33,787 Ram it into your foot at full speed, you're losing a toenail. 91 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:35,859 -Holy crap, I want that. -Whoa. -Hmm. 92 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,527 But the good stuff's gonna run out. 93 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,862 After that it's just a bunch of erasers 94 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,219 donated by a defense lawyer. 95 00:03:40,412 --> 00:03:42,629 They say "We Make Your Mistakes Go Away." 96 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,868 Sounds like a great lawyer and a bad present. 97 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,037 If you want a good present, you better get in line early. 98 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,872 All those kids are waiting already. 99 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,455 - Mom, Dad, it's been real. - Louise, kids, no. 100 00:03:51,515 --> 00:03:52,876 Yeah, sorry, guys. We didn't know about 101 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,377 the whole present thing. 102 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,129 And we need your help prepping the sliders. 103 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,644 The recipe's pretty involved. 104 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,624 Oh, my God. There's free presents for kids, 105 00:03:59,648 --> 00:04:01,073 and what are we? 106 00:04:01,266 --> 00:04:03,220 - That's right, we're kids! - Teen kids, some of us. 107 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:04,818 And Gene kids. 108 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,153 But it's also fun to work with your family 109 00:04:07,306 --> 00:04:10,156 and get presents in two days at Regular People Christmas. 110 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:12,417 No, it isn't! 111 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,973 - Sorry. We love you. - No, you don't! 112 00:04:14,997 --> 00:04:16,942 - Tina! - All right, we better get set up. 113 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,846 - Uh, good luck, Teddy. - Uh, hey. 114 00:04:18,984 --> 00:04:20,779 For the rest of the night, call me Santa, okay? 115 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:22,523 - I'll try. - I'll try what? 116 00:04:22,654 --> 00:04:24,321 I'll try, Santa. 117 00:04:24,381 --> 00:04:26,801 Maybe your eyes could light up like a child's when you say it? 118 00:04:26,825 --> 00:04:28,695 - Teddy. - Yep, I'm gonna go. Bye, guys. 119 00:04:28,719 --> 00:04:30,084 Oh, what a night. 120 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,253 We got twinkly lights, floaty boats, 121 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:34,108 - the mayor's gonna be here. - Yep. 122 00:04:34,132 --> 00:04:36,127 I still don't get why you love the mayor so much. 123 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,351 Because he's got that walk. He's like... 124 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,131 (chanting): "I'm the mayor, look at me. 125 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,834 - Helping my community." - Uh-huh. 126 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:46,009 Oh. Uh, Mr. uh... uh, President man? 127 00:04:46,069 --> 00:04:48,006 Sorry. I-I don't know your name. 128 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:49,641 - Mr. President Man is fine. - Oh, okay. 129 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,768 - Uh, do you have a second? - Not really. 130 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,928 We're doing a little ceremony later for tonight's vendors... 131 00:04:53,952 --> 00:04:57,020 Like yourself... and I need to prepare my remarks. 132 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,025 Which is what I call the drinks I'm gonna have. 133 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,540 (laughs) 134 00:05:00,692 --> 00:05:02,153 Ha, ha. Well, I'll be quick. 135 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,989 Uh, my name is Bob Belcher. This is my family. 136 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:05,787 - Hi. - My liege. 137 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:09,123 I was wondering, uh, how did you hear about us? 138 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,162 Well, like all the vendors, you came highly recommended 139 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,789 by someone in our yachting community. 140 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,296 You see, Bob? It's not the crazy, evil plan 141 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,076 of someone out to get you somehow. 142 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,542 Who recommended us? 143 00:05:18,602 --> 00:05:20,894 - Hmm. Who was that? - JIMMY: Hey, look out! 144 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,562 Expensive boat coming through. 145 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,467 Oh, that's right. It was Jimmy Pesto. 146 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,824 Jimmy Pesto? 147 00:05:26,017 --> 00:05:28,218 He took out a second mortgage for this. 148 00:05:28,278 --> 00:05:29,569 Shush. 149 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,716 Oh, God. It is the crazy, evil plan 150 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:33,143 of someone out to get me somehow. 151 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,241 - Bob... - Linda, this is a trap. 152 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,496 Great. A festive Christmas trap with my family. 153 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,754 Aw, family. 154 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,196 Ugh, Jimmy. I knew this job was too good to be true. 155 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,678 Bob, don't be paranoid. 156 00:05:46,871 --> 00:05:49,567 - (sighs) He's coming over here. - LOUISE: Great. 157 00:05:49,591 --> 00:05:51,036 - We're gonna check out the gift situation. - No. 158 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,704 - Kids, you got to prep. - We finished. 159 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,572 - What? Already? - It's a Christmas miracle, 160 00:05:54,596 --> 00:05:55,854 and also we went really fast 161 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,375 and don't look too closely at our work. 162 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,835 Need anything else, or you're good? 163 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,528 - You're good? You're good. - JIMMY: Hey, hey. 164 00:06:00,552 --> 00:06:02,677 Look who it is, the Ghost of Christmas... 165 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:04,029 (fart sound) 166 00:06:04,222 --> 00:06:05,699 - (laughs) - Ha. Fart ghost. 167 00:06:05,723 --> 00:06:07,699 You recommended us for this, Jimmy? 168 00:06:07,892 --> 00:06:10,202 Yeah, the president and I are bro buddies. 169 00:06:10,353 --> 00:06:12,206 He needed vendors, so I threw out some names. 170 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:14,614 He's definitely gonna have to make you a member now. 171 00:06:14,766 --> 00:06:16,636 H-Hey, I am a member, practically. 172 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:18,618 Top of the wait list. Up top. 173 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,190 - Nuh-uh. - Down low? 174 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,047 - Nope. - But Christmas. 175 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,435 So, you did this out of the goodness of your heart? 176 00:06:24,459 --> 00:06:25,695 Yeah. 'Tis the season, right? 177 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,221 Uh, but, uh, why don't you just worry 178 00:06:27,245 --> 00:06:28,720 about your tiny burgers, Bob? 179 00:06:28,913 --> 00:06:30,713 Ha. Cause sliders are small. 180 00:06:30,782 --> 00:06:32,318 Why don't you have a booth, Jimmy? 181 00:06:32,342 --> 00:06:34,634 I got to mingle. I mean, these are my people. 182 00:06:34,786 --> 00:06:37,787 - Eh. Could be, if you get in. - Would you ju... Listen. 183 00:06:37,848 --> 00:06:39,733 I know you're up to something, Jimmy. 184 00:06:39,757 --> 00:06:41,661 - Do you hear me?! - (chuckles): He's fine. 185 00:06:41,685 --> 00:06:42,976 Happy holidays. 186 00:06:43,128 --> 00:06:44,961 Ugh. So many kids in line. 187 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:47,717 Yep, we're getting erasers. We're eraser children. 188 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,558 Sweet siblings, we won't be waiting in line. 189 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:51,888 Waiting is for people who aren't 190 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,562 close personal friends with Santa. 191 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:57,082 About to board the old Santa Schooner, huh, Teddy? 192 00:06:57,275 --> 00:06:58,752 (chuckles): I mean, Santa. 193 00:06:58,776 --> 00:07:00,605 - How you feeling? - Still nervous. 194 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,756 I-I thought I was having a heart attack, but I wasn't. 195 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:06,015 Great, great. So you know we've always thought of you as... 196 00:07:06,084 --> 00:07:08,485 kind of a father figure, mixed with an uncle. 197 00:07:08,587 --> 00:07:09,819 With a splash of stranger. 198 00:07:09,921 --> 00:07:11,232 Just enough to keep it interesting. 199 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:12,413 Wow. Okay. 200 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,325 So, Uncle Father Santa Teddy, 201 00:07:15,385 --> 00:07:17,605 you've got a yacht full of presents to give to kids, 202 00:07:17,629 --> 00:07:18,990 and we are kids. 203 00:07:19,014 --> 00:07:20,808 So why don't you go on the yacht, 204 00:07:20,832 --> 00:07:23,683 grab a primo gift or three, and, uh, do what Santa does best? 205 00:07:23,835 --> 00:07:27,094 - Fly? - No. I'm saying give some gifts to us. 206 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:28,908 Oh. W-Would Santa do that? 207 00:07:28,932 --> 00:07:30,618 Uh, what about those kids waiting in line? 208 00:07:30,642 --> 00:07:32,859 - For hours, some of them. - Yeah, Louise. 209 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:34,472 - What about the kids waiting in line? - Seriously? 210 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:37,197 Don't talk to us about waiting in line, okay? 211 00:07:37,349 --> 00:07:39,886 - We've been waiting in line all our lives. - Preach. 212 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:42,610 You've seen what it's like for us, Uncle Father Santa Teddy, 213 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,463 in our so-called house. 214 00:07:44,614 --> 00:07:47,949 You don't have to do it, Uncle Santa Father... 215 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,029 - uh, sorry, I forget your title. - Tina. 216 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,690 Uh, what would Santa do? What would he do? 217 00:07:52,714 --> 00:07:54,734 I'm sorry, kids. I feel weird about this. 218 00:07:54,758 --> 00:07:57,625 I got to go, and-and not because I have nervous diarrhea. 219 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,622 Hey, does this yacht have a toilet? 220 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,721 And not because I have nervous diarrhea. 221 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:04,207 Ugh. Now what are we gonna do? 222 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:05,800 Go back and work 223 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:08,061 and try to make the best of what little we have? 224 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:11,656 Well, that's a sad thing to hear a kid say at Christmastime. 225 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,786 Hey, Gus. Don't worry about us, you enjoy yourself. 226 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:15,476 Oh, I'm enjoying myself. 227 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:19,072 I'm having craft beers and chicken satay and craft beers. 228 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,479 It-it's okay, I'm not driving. I took my dinghy. 229 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,982 - I took my dinghy, too. -(sighs) Let's get back to the booth. 230 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,341 But let's take the long, avoiding-work way. Bye, Gus. 231 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:31,488 Bye, kids. Ooh, what do we have here? 232 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,587 Another drink ticket. Merry Christmas to Gus! 233 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,590 Oh, my God, Bob, I just had a brain thought. 234 00:08:37,743 --> 00:08:39,311 What if the mayor tries one of our burgers? 235 00:08:39,335 --> 00:08:40,830 - Uh-huh. - He'll love it! 236 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,540 Next he'll be hanging out in the restaurant, 237 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,097 asking us advice on city stuff, 238 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,151 where to put buildings and whatnot. 239 00:08:46,175 --> 00:08:47,545 I always thought there should be one right over there. 240 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,270 - What is he up to? - Huh? What? Who? 241 00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:52,939 Jimmy. I know he's got something up his stupid sleeve. 242 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:56,368 He wants to embarrass me then high-five all his rich friends. 243 00:08:56,561 --> 00:08:59,015 - Bob, you're being crazy. - Hmm. 244 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,967 Anyway, Jimmy wants to impress the yacht people. 245 00:09:00,991 --> 00:09:04,117 - He's not gonna do some dumb prank. - Wait. You're right. 246 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,286 - Yeah. - That's why Jimmy brought Trev. 247 00:09:06,438 --> 00:09:08,271 He-he's gonna make Trev do it, 248 00:09:08,331 --> 00:09:10,549 and then, uh, Jimmy keeps his hands clean. 249 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,776 - Uh, I'll be back. - Bobby, no. 250 00:09:12,836 --> 00:09:14,939 Don't go starting something. It's Yacht-mas. 251 00:09:14,963 --> 00:09:17,781 It's time for truth, Lin. It's truth o'clock. 252 00:09:17,841 --> 00:09:19,949 He's okay. He's merry. 253 00:09:20,051 --> 00:09:21,618 He's a yacht mess. 254 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,453 Look, it's Bob. 255 00:09:23,513 --> 00:09:25,622 - Hey Trev. - Heh. Whatever, Bob. 256 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:28,141 Hm. Jimmy's not around. Do you have to talk like that? 257 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,236 Uh, yeah. I have social anxiety, Bob. 258 00:09:31,429 --> 00:09:32,906 (sighs) Okay. Uh, listen, 259 00:09:32,930 --> 00:09:34,942 I know you and Jimmy have something planned. 260 00:09:34,966 --> 00:09:37,242 Probably something stupid and awful, 261 00:09:37,435 --> 00:09:39,297 but you shouldn't do it. 262 00:09:39,321 --> 00:09:40,557 How'd you know about that? 263 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,341 So there is something! What-what is it? 264 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:44,125 Bob? Stop breathing on Trev. 265 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:45,678 I know you're up to something, Jimmy. 266 00:09:45,702 --> 00:09:47,638 - Trev just admitted it. - What? 267 00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:49,399 - Ugh, I didn't. - Whatever it is, 268 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,017 you're not getting me tonight, Jimmy. 269 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:53,201 Oh, loosen up, will you? Especially your belt. 270 00:09:53,284 --> 00:09:54,520 (laughs) 'Cause of your body. 271 00:09:54,544 --> 00:09:56,647 - Body. - Zoom! (chuckles) 272 00:09:56,671 --> 00:09:58,399 Trev, come on. There's a yacht over here with a dirty name. 273 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,243 - Classic. I love names. - (snickering) 274 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,894 Well, none of it's gonna work, Jimmy. 275 00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:04,251 And-and I don't even have a belt. It's elastic. 276 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,088 And it fits fine, sort of. 277 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,274 Wait. Loosen your belt? 278 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:11,425 (distorted): Zoom! 279 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,336 Yes. That's it. 280 00:10:13,396 --> 00:10:15,833 He wants to pants me in front of rich people. 281 00:10:15,857 --> 00:10:17,357 That monster. 282 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,137 Not this time. No, Jimmy. 283 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:22,269 This time it's gonna be your pants! 284 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,331 (cackles) 285 00:10:26,576 --> 00:10:28,534 We like to keep this walkway clear. 286 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,431 - Oh. Uh, I'm sorry. - You're still on it. 287 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,538 - Oh, okay, um... - Thank you. 288 00:10:32,691 --> 00:10:34,251 - Here? - Thank you. 289 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:41,473 Aw, look at the boats, all lit up. 290 00:10:41,624 --> 00:10:43,784 Here you go. Stocking stuffer for your mouth. 291 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,552 Stuff it, in a good way. Bob, what are you doing? 292 00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:49,222 I'm using bungee cords to make myself impossible to pants. 293 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,465 Yeah, Mom, what's it look like he's doing? 294 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,445 Listen, I know you thought this job 295 00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:55,022 was too good to be true, and yeah, 296 00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:57,300 the Jimmy thing's weird, but you got to get a grip. 297 00:10:57,324 --> 00:11:00,659 I have a grip. A firm grip, on my pants. 298 00:11:00,852 --> 00:11:02,454 - That's my guy. - I'm worried about Dad. 299 00:11:02,478 --> 00:11:03,806 I'm worried it took him this long 300 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,683 to figure out he looks great in bungee cords. 301 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:06,884 Guys, do you see what I see? 302 00:11:06,908 --> 00:11:08,074 It's Gus. 303 00:11:08,226 --> 00:11:10,096 TINA: Yep, that's Gus all right. 304 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,815 - So you just want us to watch Gus for a little bit? - I'm in. 305 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,674 No, his boat. He can take us to the Santa Schooner. 306 00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:18,193 - Follow my lead. - (groans) 307 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,661 Mom, we're exhausted. We need a break. 308 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,847 And a foot rub, but we'll get to that later. 309 00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:25,350 Oh, uh, Bob, can we manage without the kids? 310 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,038 Wait, I could run another bungee cord 311 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,186 under my crotch. 312 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,304 Oh, yeah, you've got this. 313 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,932 Fine. If you see the mayor, tell him about our mayor special. 314 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,079 Is it smothered in mayor-naise? 315 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,361 Now it is. 316 00:11:36,554 --> 00:11:38,332 I'm gonna tell the mayor I thought of that. 317 00:11:38,356 --> 00:11:41,274 - Gus, buddy! - Children. 318 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,904 Looks like someone's got a date 319 00:11:42,928 --> 00:11:44,703 with that salty lass, the sea. 320 00:11:44,896 --> 00:11:47,447 Oh, yup, going home, to the ocean. 321 00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,468 Just kidding. I live in a house. 322 00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:51,854 Wait, we need to get out to that yacht over there. 323 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,954 The one with Santa barfing off the side? 324 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,048 That's the one. We need to, uh... 325 00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,028 get barf medicine to him. 326 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,052 We're doctors. Damn good ones. 327 00:12:01,245 --> 00:12:03,325 - Nope. Nope, we're not. - She's not, we are. 328 00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,615 Hey, I know what this is. 329 00:12:05,675 --> 00:12:07,595 You kids want to go on that Santa Schooner 330 00:12:07,619 --> 00:12:08,696 and get the pick of the litter. 331 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,230 - What?! No. - Exactly. 332 00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:12,472 It's okay, I get it. I always kind of wanted 333 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,123 to take down Santa. 334 00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:16,550 It's the ultimate heist. Hop in. 335 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,962 - (groans) - Untie that, will you? 336 00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:20,862 Oh, wait, not that one. Oh, God. 337 00:12:20,932 --> 00:12:23,466 Uh, let's go, let's go! 338 00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:27,245 Bob, parade's almost over and what do you know, 339 00:12:27,438 --> 00:12:29,225 no one's tried to pants you. 340 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,916 - Huh, I mean, that's true. - PRESIDENT: Testing, testing. 341 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,604 I love to yacht, I live to yacht. 342 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,064 My yacht is hot, I yacht a lot. 343 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,254 Sound okay? 344 00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:37,981 Thank you, everyone for coming 345 00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:39,907 to the Yacht-mas Yacht Parade. 346 00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:41,929 Tonight we give members of the community 347 00:12:41,953 --> 00:12:43,410 a chance to get to know us. 348 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,097 We're more than just tan, happy faces on a yacht 349 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,357 sailing past you. 350 00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:51,585 We're your bosses and neighbors, depending on where you live. 351 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:55,422 And to show our appreciation for you, our neighbors, 352 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,295 let's have our community food vendors 353 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,851 come up here on stage. 354 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:02,188 -Of course. It's happening now. -Wha? 355 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,043 Excuse me, sir, can you follow me? 356 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,928 This is it, Linda. I can feel it. 357 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,097 Oh, you and Jimmy and your stupid penis fights. 358 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,105 I wish you could both just... (gasps) The mayor! There he is! 359 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,625 Sir, is there a reason you're not coming with me? 360 00:13:13,776 --> 00:13:15,221 Bob, you're gonna be so close to the mayor. 361 00:13:15,245 --> 00:13:17,031 Give him this. Oh, and ask him if he'd 362 00:13:17,055 --> 00:13:19,058 want to start a podcast with a sassy mom. 363 00:13:19,082 --> 00:13:20,985 Uh, and it's called The Mayor Show with Mayor and Linda. 364 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:24,377 All right, Jimmy, let's pants. 365 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,173 GENE: How does this work, Gus? 366 00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:28,067 Do you just toss us into the yacht? 367 00:13:28,091 --> 00:13:30,475 Pirates use poles to attach ropes to the side. 368 00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:32,622 - Where do you keep your pirate poles, Gus? - There's a ladder. 369 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,129 Uh, never mind, there's no ladder. Let's go back. 370 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,168 -No, I see it. That's a ladder. -Aha! 371 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,542 - Come on. - O-Okay, I'll wait here 372 00:13:39,602 --> 00:13:42,136 and hold this thing that you said wasn't a ladder. 373 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:45,898 Say "Cayman Islands." 374 00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:47,637 - Uh-uh-uh. Stay back, Jimmy. - Huh? 375 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,901 When's it gonna happen? 376 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,640 What? Don't worry about it. 377 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,813 (loud whisper): Bob. Bob. Mayor. 378 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,982 - I know. - Burger. 379 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,576 I'll give it to him, Linda. 380 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,586 Don't yell at me. And smile. 381 00:14:00,197 --> 00:14:02,151 - BOB: Trev, Trev, Trev. - (President speaks indistinctly) 382 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,675 I see you. 383 00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:05,512 Oh, wait, he just walked behind someone tall. 384 00:14:05,536 --> 00:14:08,012 Now I see you again. 385 00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:13,852 Okay, they're already wrapped, so we're gonna have to shake 'em 386 00:14:14,045 --> 00:14:15,428 to find the good stuff. 387 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,166 And if one sounds like it's got a dangerous, 388 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,410 tiny car inside, send it my way. 389 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:20,911 What if Teddy sees us? He already said 390 00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:22,362 we can't have presents before the other kids. 391 00:14:22,386 --> 00:14:25,104 - Teddy's not gonna see us. - Oh, hey, kids. 392 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,365 Teddy, buddy, pal! What are you doing here? 393 00:14:27,558 --> 00:14:29,128 What? This isn't our boat. 394 00:14:29,152 --> 00:14:31,112 Teddy, any chance you didn't see us? 395 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,263 (Bob grumbling) 396 00:14:34,324 --> 00:14:35,948 Don't even think about it, Trev! 397 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,767 - Wha? - What the hell? 398 00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:39,689 Don't you tell Trev not to think about it. 399 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,120 Think about it, Trev. 400 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,267 I know what you're up to. 401 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,123 Just chill out, huh? 402 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,792 Don't touch me! Aah! 403 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,128 (both grunting, shouting indistinctly) 404 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,947 Stop it! Stop it! 405 00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:53,057 This is a yacht club, not a golf course. 406 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,167 What's your problem, Bob? 407 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,286 As if you don't know, Jimmy. 408 00:14:57,388 --> 00:14:59,472 Oh, Bob, no! Wait, the mayor's burger. 409 00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:00,624 Where's the burger? 410 00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,233 (grunting, shouting continuing) 411 00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:04,121 LINDA: Bobby, no! 412 00:15:04,145 --> 00:15:06,487 Oh, God, there's bungee cords everywhere. 413 00:15:11,102 --> 00:15:13,556 -Bobby! -Cold. So cold. -Stupid Bob. Stupid water. 414 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,058 You two, get them out! This is what happens 415 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,162 when you open your doors to the boatless. 416 00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:21,586 I mean, uh, who's psyched for Santa? 417 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,313 Eesh. You kids were gonna take the gifts? 418 00:15:24,374 --> 00:15:26,090 That's not so nice. 419 00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:28,760 Look, if we could have waited in that line, we would have. 420 00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:30,856 But we've been busy doing hard burger labor 421 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,079 with our numb little hands. 422 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,984 What are those kids doing? 423 00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:35,494 They're just standing there waiting to stuff 424 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,154 their big old present pockets, 425 00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:39,437 which I assume they have. Must be nice! 426 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:42,256 Uh, okay, if you really think it's the right thing 427 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,109 for you to get gifts ahead of the other kids, 428 00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:46,169 I'll give you gifts. 429 00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:47,520 Then it's up to us? 430 00:15:47,672 --> 00:15:49,083 - Uh, I guess. - Great. 431 00:15:49,107 --> 00:15:51,043 - So we don't want gifts. - We want the gifts. 432 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,637 And we feel really good about it. 433 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,171 (groans) 434 00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:56,270 PRESIDENT: Inside the clubhouse 435 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,289 is supposed to be for members only, 436 00:15:58,441 --> 00:16:00,866 but we're always happy to accommodate two 437 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,202 shivering naked people who fell in the ocean. 438 00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:05,021 Sorry to be naked. 439 00:16:05,123 --> 00:16:07,944 Uh, they made us take off our wet clothes so, you know, 440 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,025 we wouldn't die. 441 00:16:09,085 --> 00:16:11,118 Well, I hope it was worth it. 442 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,380 Hey, I'm, uh, basically a member now, right? Damn it. 443 00:16:14,532 --> 00:16:16,699 - Thanks a lot, Bob. - It's your fault, Jimmy. 444 00:16:16,759 --> 00:16:19,293 - It was your dumb plan. - What plan? 445 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:22,199 Your plan to pants me in front of everybody. 446 00:16:22,223 --> 00:16:24,557 I wasn't gonna pants you, idiot. 447 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,151 - But what about what Trev said? - What? (stammers) 448 00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:30,132 - Trev was supposed to shout something from the audience. - Shout what? 449 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,882 Well, something about me and how I helped with all this. 450 00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:36,052 He was gonna get the whole crowd to chant "Jimmy, Jimmy" 451 00:16:36,112 --> 00:16:37,756 so the guy would hear and, uh, you know, 452 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,405 I'd get in this damn club. 453 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,149 Oh, no, no, no, no. I-I don't get it. 454 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,318 You recommended me for this. Why? 455 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,724 You-you had to be setting me up for something. 456 00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:48,818 (mutters quietly): I thought the yacht guys would like your food. 457 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,152 What? I couldn't hear you. 458 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,343 I said... (mumbles indistinctly) 459 00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:53,845 No, now you just mumbled. 460 00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:55,640 You're covering your face with your blanket. 461 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,384 I thought they would like your food, 462 00:16:57,408 --> 00:16:59,161 and then they would like me because I recommended you 463 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,705 and that's how I'd get into the thing. 464 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,906 You thought they would like my food? 465 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,264 Oh, it sounds gross when you say it. 466 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,599 We need you to leave. 467 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,084 Here are some blazers we keep 468 00:17:08,186 --> 00:17:09,997 in case people forget to wear blazers. 469 00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:13,514 And pants in case people forget to wear pants. Thank you. 470 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,511 Mission accomplished, huh, guys? 471 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,684 - Nice work. - Wow, look at the present line. 472 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,537 GENE: It got really long. 473 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,541 You know, some kids like just waiting in line. 474 00:17:21,565 --> 00:17:23,485 They make friends, share stories. 475 00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:25,117 It's the journey, you know. 476 00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:27,690 And we're moving closer, and I'm getting a good look 477 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,273 at these kids now, seeing some excited faces, 478 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,194 some Christmas joy. 479 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,696 Feeling some guilt, some regrets. 480 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,778 Gonna close my eyes. Don't like it. 481 00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,941 Me, too. Oh, God, I still see their faces! 482 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,035 Wait, I didn't close my eyes. 483 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,133 (sighs): They deserve these gifts 484 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,952 more than we do, don't they? 485 00:17:43,054 --> 00:17:44,765 Kind off what I've been saying for a while. 486 00:17:44,789 --> 00:17:46,283 Well, you didn't say it good enough, did you? 487 00:17:46,307 --> 00:17:49,119 - Uh-huh. Sure, sure. - Ugh, let's give back the gifts. 488 00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:51,294 Or you can give 'em to your old friend Gus 489 00:17:51,354 --> 00:17:53,979 and see what he can get for them on eBay. 490 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,075 Ho, ho, ho! Happy holidays, son. 491 00:17:57,226 --> 00:17:59,318 Sorry I said son. That sounds weird. 492 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,131 Uncle Father Santa Teddy? 493 00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:02,841 Hey, kids. I'm a little busy. 494 00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:05,561 We're giving our gifts back for you to give to them. 495 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,976 Oh, you sure? 496 00:18:07,036 --> 00:18:09,139 - Yeah, we're sure. - Okay, good for you. 497 00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:10,813 Hey, can you do me a favor? 498 00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:13,977 Great, more selfless acts. How can we be of service? 499 00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:16,906 Could you grab my backup beard? It's in my bag in the yacht. 500 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,932 Did you forgot to take off your beard when you barfed? 501 00:18:18,956 --> 00:18:22,100 - Can you tell? - No, it smells great. 502 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:25,489 Well, we went from holding three sweet gifts in our hands 503 00:18:25,513 --> 00:18:27,496 to looking for a less-barfy beard. 504 00:18:27,557 --> 00:18:28,918 I think this is Teddy's bag. 505 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,349 Wait, there's a note for us. 506 00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:31,754 "I knew you kids would do the right thing. 507 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,647 "Here's an RC car that goes too fast. 508 00:18:33,671 --> 00:18:34,832 We can't give it out. 509 00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:36,592 "The battery gets very, very hot, 510 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,342 "like about to catch on fire, so, you know, look out for that. 511 00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:42,194 Merry Christmas, Uncle Father Santa Teddy." 512 00:18:42,347 --> 00:18:44,789 That thoughtful son of a gun. I get it first. 513 00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:47,774 You did it, Teddy. You're a good Santa. 514 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,106 - A real good Santa. - Santa, hurry up. 515 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,498 - (kids shouting indistinctly) - Ow, ow! 516 00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:53,562 Can-can I get some help, please? Elves! 517 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,376 This thing is amazing! Pick up your feet! 518 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,031 Okay, be careful. Rich people's toes 519 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,787 are worth two of our toes. 520 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,827 How you feeling, Bob, you pruney loony? 521 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,829 I'm okay. The yacht club clothes are nice. 522 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,789 They fit better than my regular clothes. 523 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,666 Yeah. Who knew clothes could fit? 524 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:11,798 Hey, um, sorry I didn't listen to you about Jimmy. 525 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,740 It's okay. As long as you admit 526 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,464 we got this gig because we deserve it. 527 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,341 - Hmm, maybe. - And 'cause we work hard. 528 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,990 And 'cause you got a hot butt. 529 00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:20,752 I can see it now that your pants fit. Whoa! 530 00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:21,901 Move over, J.Lo. 531 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,589 I can't believe Jimmy was actually 532 00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:24,887 doing something nice for me. 533 00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:27,072 I-I kind of feel bad for him. 534 00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:29,186 Uh, yeah, my yacht's over there. Did you see it? 535 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,910 Oh, sorry, y-you were talking. 536 00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:34,817 - Yeah, poor, dumb Jimmy. - (sighs) I'll be right back. 537 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,991 - Um, excuse me. - Hmm. You continue to be here. 538 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,327 Yeah. Uh, sorry about everything. 539 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,324 I-I just wanted to say I think you should 540 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,051 still let Jimmy join the club. 541 00:19:44,075 --> 00:19:46,370 (chuckling): Oh, I don't think that will be happening. 542 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,164 But tonight wasn't a total disaster. 543 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,023 People raved about your burgers. 544 00:19:50,047 --> 00:19:53,524 Really? Uh, well, then I-I guess I should tell you 545 00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:56,343 all the credit belongs to Jimmy? 546 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,031 - Was that a question? - No. 547 00:19:58,055 --> 00:20:00,756 - Jimmy taught me so much. - Him? 548 00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:03,850 I-It's true. He's my, uh, ugh, 549 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,761 mentor of food. 550 00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:09,114 And he's such a great guy. 551 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,358 Goodbye. 552 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,045 - Well, I did what I could. - What'd you say? 553 00:20:14,238 --> 00:20:16,622 I-I really don't want to talk about it. I feel dirty. 554 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,049 I might jump in the water again. 555 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,793 Mm, excuse me. Bob and Linda Belcher? 556 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,294 Uh, yeah, that's us. 557 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,533 - I work for the mayor. - (gasps) 558 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,818 He sent me to compliment you on the delicious burger 559 00:20:26,842 --> 00:20:28,370 he tried earlier this evening. 560 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,894 Wait, how'd he get a burger? 561 00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:32,115 Uh, yeah, we made one for him but I dropped it. 562 00:20:32,139 --> 00:20:33,617 Yes, it landed on the ground, 563 00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:35,702 and the mayor followed the three-second rule. 564 00:20:35,726 --> 00:20:37,329 He had worked up quite an appetite 565 00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:39,239 from greeting people and watching yachts. 566 00:20:39,263 --> 00:20:41,072 Oh, my God! Kids, come here. 567 00:20:41,265 --> 00:20:42,885 This man says the mayor tried our burger 568 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,278 and he loved it. He loved it. 569 00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:46,077 Yeah, he ate it off the ground. 570 00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:49,283 - Eh, our dad's food's better off the ground. - Floors work, too. 571 00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:51,398 Ah, what a Christmas. Bob, make some fries. 572 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,619 - I'm gonna dump 'em on the dock and see if he comes back. - Uh, yep. 573 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,754 Ho, ho, ho! Who wants erasers? 574 00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:59,257 Hey, you got the car out. Ow, my toe! 575 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:02,743 ♪ How did I do as Santa Claus? ♪ 576 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:06,822 ♪ Sorry, guys, but Santa's insecure ♪ 577 00:21:06,924 --> 00:21:08,884 ♪ Did you find my beard convincing? ♪ 578 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,770 ♪ Did my reindeer need a rinsing? ♪ 579 00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:13,437 ♪ Were you buying this at all? I wasn't sure ♪ 580 00:21:14,724 --> 00:21:18,943 ♪ How did I do as Santa? ♪ 581 00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:20,981 ♪ Rate me on a scale of one to ten ♪ 582 00:21:21,005 --> 00:21:22,338 Uh, pass. 583 00:21:22,398 --> 00:21:24,117 Well, your stomach shook like jelly. 584 00:21:24,141 --> 00:21:26,745 - Okay. - But your beard was kind of smelly. 585 00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:30,121 -Oh. -♪ We'd recommend this Santa to our friends. ♪ 586 00:21:30,272 --> 00:21:32,331 LINDA: Yeah! Now, that's Christmas. 587 00:21:32,355 --> 00:21:34,355 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 587 00:21:35,305 --> 00:22:35,398 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6xyps Help other users to choose the best subtitles