1 00:00:04,539 --> 00:00:09,539 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:20,703 --> 00:00:24,334 "To my special valentine, you are my everything. 3 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:27,337 I sleep only so I can dream of you." 4 00:00:27,362 --> 00:00:29,102 - Aw, Bob. - Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:29,127 --> 00:00:30,862 Didn't Gene make me a nice valentine? 6 00:00:30,887 --> 00:00:33,969 It's very romantic for a child? 7 00:00:33,994 --> 00:00:36,632 - Mm-hmm. - I mean, Dad, did you even make Mom 8 00:00:36,657 --> 00:00:38,733 an embarrassingly mushy valentine? 9 00:00:38,758 --> 00:00:40,912 - Like your son did? - Hey, there's a plan in place. 10 00:00:40,937 --> 00:00:42,544 Yeah. We're writing out the ten things 11 00:00:42,569 --> 00:00:43,884 we love most about each other. 12 00:00:43,909 --> 00:00:45,989 And then we're gonna share 'em over a bottle of wine. 13 00:00:46,128 --> 00:00:48,969 - It's like love homework. - Oh, that's kind of nice. 14 00:00:48,994 --> 00:00:51,867 And hard? I mean, ten turns out to be a lot. 15 00:00:51,892 --> 00:00:53,763 That's what God said about the commandments. 16 00:00:53,788 --> 00:00:55,594 Well, we tried to finish them last night, 17 00:00:55,619 --> 00:00:57,942 but we were making dinner and then we were cleaning up dinner 18 00:00:57,966 --> 00:00:59,595 and then we were feeling too gassy, 19 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:01,317 then we fell asleep in front of the TV 20 00:01:01,342 --> 00:01:03,406 and I didn't wake up until a moth flew in my mouth. 21 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,068 And I didn't wake up until you screamed. 22 00:01:06,093 --> 00:01:08,542 After all these years, you two still sizzle. 23 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:11,135 So we just need to find a quiet minute and crap 'em out. 24 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,329 Lovingly. How about you, Tina? 25 00:01:13,354 --> 00:01:15,864 You excited about Tammy's Valentine's Day thingy? 26 00:01:15,889 --> 00:01:18,546 It's an Anti-Valentine's Day thingy, actually. 27 00:01:18,571 --> 00:01:20,573 - Okay. - It's a party for kids who are tired 28 00:01:20,598 --> 00:01:22,730 of living up to society's expectation of romance 29 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:24,384 just because it's February 14th. 30 00:01:24,409 --> 00:01:26,585 So things with Jimmy Jr. are... ? 31 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:28,741 I don't know. He's at an overnight wrestling meet 32 00:01:28,766 --> 00:01:30,570 this weekend, and before he left I said, "So, any ideas 33 00:01:30,595 --> 00:01:32,181 about how to handle V-Day while you're gone?" 34 00:01:32,213 --> 00:01:33,286 And he was like, "What's V-Day?" 35 00:01:33,311 --> 00:01:34,867 And I was like, "That's my super cool abbreviation 36 00:01:34,892 --> 00:01:36,060 for Valentine's Day?" 37 00:01:36,085 --> 00:01:37,826 But by then he had his headphones on and was singing 38 00:01:37,851 --> 00:01:39,615 a Red Hot Chili Peppers song really loud. 39 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,250 - Guy's a catch. - So when I heard about 40 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,885 Tammy's party, I was very interested. 41 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:45,779 Hearts are farts, people, and Cupid is stupid. 42 00:01:45,804 --> 00:01:48,894 Cupid's just a baby who likes to watch people kiss. 43 00:01:48,919 --> 00:01:50,478 And I'm not saying any of this 44 00:01:50,503 --> 00:01:51,982 because I don't have a boyfriend. 45 00:01:52,007 --> 00:01:53,487 You so don't have a boyfriend, Tammy. 46 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:55,354 Shut it. So I'm inviting a group 47 00:01:55,379 --> 00:01:57,701 of single girls and guys who want to get away 48 00:01:57,726 --> 00:01:59,202 from all the rom-dram for one night. 49 00:01:59,227 --> 00:02:01,516 Sign me up, 'cause that's me. 50 00:02:01,541 --> 00:02:03,803 Ooh, space is actually limited. 51 00:02:03,828 --> 00:02:06,147 Plus, Tina, come on, you're a total Valentine head. 52 00:02:06,172 --> 00:02:07,962 Nope, nope, not this year I'm not. 53 00:02:07,987 --> 00:02:09,684 Hmm, I'd valentine that. 54 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:11,189 Oh, uh, sorry. Hearts are farts. 55 00:02:11,626 --> 00:02:12,923 So Tammy invited me. 56 00:02:12,948 --> 00:02:14,614 Or actually she invited a bunch of your burgers 57 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:15,901 and said I could come with. 58 00:02:15,926 --> 00:02:17,710 Oh. A bunch sounds like a lot. 59 00:02:17,735 --> 00:02:19,149 Free advertising? 60 00:02:19,174 --> 00:02:20,741 - Thanks? - You're welcome. 61 00:02:21,219 --> 00:02:23,810 Bob, Bob, what about how well Linda sings 62 00:02:23,835 --> 00:02:25,914 that jingle on the radio about the accident lawyers? 63 00:02:25,939 --> 00:02:27,201 She nails it every time. 64 00:02:27,226 --> 00:02:29,188 I really can do this myself, Teddy. 65 00:02:29,213 --> 00:02:31,389 Well, you need ten and I got a list you can use. 66 00:02:31,564 --> 00:02:33,384 - You have a list? - Forget it. 67 00:02:33,409 --> 00:02:35,063 Linda, what about Bob's knuckle hair? 68 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,171 Like, sometimes it catches the light just so? 69 00:02:37,196 --> 00:02:38,676 And it makes you feel safe? 70 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:39,865 I already got that one. 71 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:41,915 Ugh, Jimmy's really going overboard 72 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:44,116 with his Valentine's shtick again this year. 73 00:02:44,141 --> 00:02:46,491 "Tie-the-Knot Garlic Knots Appetizers, 74 00:02:46,591 --> 00:02:48,984 $20." What a friggin' rip-off. 75 00:02:49,009 --> 00:02:52,316 - I'm not not-knots interested. - Way to keep an open mind, Gene. 76 00:02:52,341 --> 00:02:54,082 Oh, crap. Here comes Jimmy. 77 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,980 Hey, Bob, I saw you guys gawking at my place. 78 00:02:57,005 --> 00:02:59,692 If you were hoping to get a table for tonight, you can forget it. 79 00:02:59,717 --> 00:03:01,817 - I'm booked solid. - We don't care, Jimmy. 80 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:04,758 I still got dopes calling and begging for reservations. 81 00:03:05,031 --> 00:03:07,398 I just hold the phone down to my butt and fart on 'em, so... 82 00:03:07,423 --> 00:03:09,601 Hey, Jimmy, people are still calling. 83 00:03:09,626 --> 00:03:10,888 Should I just keep farting? 84 00:03:10,913 --> 00:03:12,524 Yeah, if you got 'em locked and loaded. 85 00:03:12,549 --> 00:03:15,010 The last two were silent. I had to tell 'em what I did. 86 00:03:15,035 --> 00:03:16,812 I'd send the overflow to you, Bob, 87 00:03:16,837 --> 00:03:19,492 but I know how scared you are of actually having customers. 88 00:03:19,517 --> 00:03:22,564 - Zoom. - Ha. You're standing in your own way. 89 00:03:22,589 --> 00:03:24,154 - Trev, don't... - What? He is. 90 00:03:24,179 --> 00:03:26,854 Eh, let's go back. I feel a fart coming on. 91 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:28,446 I don't want to waste it in here. 92 00:03:28,471 --> 00:03:30,560 It wouldn't be a waste, Jimmy! 93 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:31,803 Good one, Dad. 94 00:03:31,828 --> 00:03:33,140 So why aren't we open late 95 00:03:33,165 --> 00:03:34,166 for Valentine's dinner? 96 00:03:34,191 --> 00:03:36,937 Well, we're not really a datey, romantic restaurant. 97 00:03:36,962 --> 00:03:38,723 We're just a "shove a burger in your face" place. 98 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:40,937 And a "sip on a soda and yak" shack. 99 00:03:40,962 --> 00:03:42,746 Yeah, but tonight the streets are crawling 100 00:03:42,771 --> 00:03:44,760 with romantic suckers who haven't gotten 101 00:03:44,785 --> 00:03:47,440 their crap together enough to book a reservation someplace. 102 00:03:47,465 --> 00:03:49,681 - Yeah, so? - So they'd probably go 103 00:03:49,706 --> 00:03:51,493 anywhere tonight, even here. 104 00:03:51,518 --> 00:03:54,103 This is insulting but kind of inspiring? 105 00:03:54,128 --> 00:03:56,275 I do hate to think of all those poor lovers 106 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,084 with nowhere to go, sitting at home, 107 00:03:58,109 --> 00:03:59,782 crying into their microwave dinners. 108 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:02,679 I mean, to do it right we'd have to dress things up. 109 00:04:02,704 --> 00:04:04,382 Tablecloths, candles. 110 00:04:04,407 --> 00:04:06,173 You could borrow the Valentine's decorations 111 00:04:06,221 --> 00:04:07,336 I got up in my apartment. 112 00:04:07,361 --> 00:04:09,671 You decorate your apartment for Valentine's Day? 113 00:04:09,696 --> 00:04:11,961 Some of the rooms. It's not weird that I do that. 114 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:14,234 No, it's not weird. It's just sad. 115 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:16,968 I wonder how many people we could pack into this dump. 116 00:04:16,993 --> 00:04:18,804 Teddy, do you think you could pull the booths away 117 00:04:18,829 --> 00:04:20,807 from the wall so we could squeeze two couples in each? 118 00:04:20,832 --> 00:04:22,912 Sure. I bet whoever put 'em in didn't even attach 'em 119 00:04:22,937 --> 00:04:24,838 'cause they didn't know you guys that well back then. 120 00:04:24,863 --> 00:04:26,667 Plus he might have been going through a divorce 121 00:04:26,692 --> 00:04:29,956 and so he cut some corners on some jobs sometimes. Uh... 122 00:04:29,981 --> 00:04:31,524 Maybe we go a little fancier with the menu, 123 00:04:31,549 --> 00:04:32,604 like a prix fixe? 124 00:04:32,643 --> 00:04:33,992 I-I haven't ground the meat yet. 125 00:04:34,017 --> 00:04:36,361 Instead of burgers I could do chuck steaks. 126 00:04:36,386 --> 00:04:38,693 We had a substitute teacher named Chuck Steaks once. 127 00:04:38,718 --> 00:04:41,633 - Ooh, and wine. - Right, wine. Uh, do we have enough? 128 00:04:41,658 --> 00:04:43,132 Yeah, we got a few bottles upstairs. 129 00:04:43,219 --> 00:04:44,630 Plus the backup bottles. 130 00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:46,525 Plus the emergency backup bottles. 131 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:48,461 - Plus the secret emergency... - Sounds like we're good. 132 00:04:48,485 --> 00:04:50,810 The real gold is in table-side services, 133 00:04:50,835 --> 00:04:53,119 which could be provided by Gene and myself. 134 00:04:53,144 --> 00:04:56,199 Roses, candy, serenades for tips, et cetera. 135 00:04:56,224 --> 00:04:59,253 Hmm. Don't know about that, plus who would bus tables? 136 00:04:59,278 --> 00:05:00,976 You know I love getting my bus on, Dad, 137 00:05:01,063 --> 00:05:02,885 - but I'm going to Tammy's party. - We'd cover it, 138 00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:04,389 and you'd be making so much money, 139 00:05:04,414 --> 00:05:06,460 you wouldn't even notice how bad we are at busing. 140 00:05:06,485 --> 00:05:08,611 - That's the spirit. - Are we doing this, people? 141 00:05:08,636 --> 00:05:11,004 Are we making some dumb desperate love money tonight? 142 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,742 - Yeah, let's do it. - Yay. 143 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,766 Now, I don't think the name Bob's Burgers 144 00:05:14,791 --> 00:05:16,270 works with the new concept. 145 00:05:16,295 --> 00:05:18,447 Maybe for the night we're Bob. 146 00:05:18,479 --> 00:05:21,381 - Or Bugers. - Or Urge. 147 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:23,016 Urge. It's kind of edgy. 148 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:25,341 Yay, Urge. Everybody's got 'em. 149 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:28,195 My therapist says some are good and some are perfectly normal, 150 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:31,076 - but I should stop bringing them up. - Okay, everybody, get to work. 151 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:33,262 And Gene and I will get the word about Urge out. 152 00:05:33,287 --> 00:05:34,419 The wordge. 153 00:05:34,444 --> 00:05:36,446 - ♪ Urge ♪ - ♪ Urge ♪ 154 00:05:36,471 --> 00:05:38,299 - ♪ Is the wordge ♪ - ♪ Wordge ♪ 155 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,253 - ♪ Urge ♪ - ♪ Urge ♪ 156 00:05:42,278 --> 00:05:43,358 - ♪ Is the wordge ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 157 00:05:50,115 --> 00:05:52,462 ♪ They're makin' it swanky ♪ 158 00:05:52,487 --> 00:05:55,353 ♪ It's money in the bank-y ♪ 159 00:05:55,378 --> 00:06:00,427 ♪ Urge is the wordge. ♪ 160 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,493 Wow. It looks amazing. 161 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:07,017 I'd fall in love with a wig on a basketball in here. 162 00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:09,124 Gene, I kind of wish you weren't dressed like that. 163 00:06:09,149 --> 00:06:12,258 - It's a mood maker. - Yeah, he's Cupid. Aw. 164 00:06:12,283 --> 00:06:14,546 And your T-shirt makes a great diaper, Dad. 165 00:06:14,571 --> 00:06:17,132 Hmm. Uh, Teddy, thanks for all your help. 166 00:06:17,157 --> 00:06:19,308 And, uh, see you tomorrow? 167 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:21,746 - Whoa. Why? - Well, tonight we're... 168 00:06:21,771 --> 00:06:24,774 - kind of just for couples. - I mean... seven, eight, nine. 169 00:06:24,799 --> 00:06:27,578 There's an odd number of stools, so I can be the one single. 170 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:29,387 Plus I can spend some time with someone 171 00:06:29,412 --> 00:06:31,588 I'd like to get to know better. Me. 172 00:06:31,613 --> 00:06:34,087 You've been under your own nose the whole time. 173 00:06:34,112 --> 00:06:35,890 Oh, crap. Lin, our valentines. 174 00:06:35,915 --> 00:06:38,110 It's okay, we'll do 'em later tonight, right? 175 00:06:38,135 --> 00:06:40,093 - When we're rich and gorgeous. - Okay, pep talk. 176 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:42,400 Mom, Dad, bring it in. I love you, but... 177 00:06:42,425 --> 00:06:44,924 - don't mess this up. - Okay. That was fair. 178 00:06:44,949 --> 00:06:47,865 All right, now people just have to come. 179 00:06:49,303 --> 00:06:50,347 Mm. 180 00:06:51,521 --> 00:06:53,175 Hmm. 181 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:55,544 - Okay, let's close. - We gave it a shot. 182 00:06:55,569 --> 00:06:56,569 Oh, cute. 183 00:06:56,594 --> 00:06:58,248 Hello, hi, come on in. 184 00:06:58,277 --> 00:07:01,504 Oh, my God, we're a fancy, successful restaurant. 185 00:07:05,086 --> 00:07:07,105 Hey there, chuck steak. "Hiya, Bob." 186 00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:09,088 Whoa, cool deep voice, chuck steak. 187 00:07:09,113 --> 00:07:10,985 "So, you gonna grind me up or what?" 188 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:14,093 No, because you're gonna be a steak on a prix fixemenu. 189 00:07:14,118 --> 00:07:16,276 "Prix fixe?" I thought you'd be excited. 190 00:07:16,301 --> 00:07:18,340 Uh, can I call you Chuck? "Maybe." 191 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:21,406 So, welcome to Urge. Don't mind the couple on the other side 192 00:07:21,430 --> 00:07:22,991 of the privacy partition. 193 00:07:23,016 --> 00:07:24,452 You're way hotter than them. 194 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,063 And, no, I did not say that to them, too. 195 00:07:26,087 --> 00:07:28,082 - You're hotter. - Happy to be anywhere. 196 00:07:28,107 --> 00:07:30,196 Someone forgot to make a reservation. 197 00:07:30,221 --> 00:07:31,520 Oh, like it's my job? 198 00:07:31,545 --> 00:07:33,647 Am I a professional restaurant reservationist? 199 00:07:33,672 --> 00:07:35,241 No, I'm a professional doctor. 200 00:07:35,266 --> 00:07:37,664 Don't "I'm a doctor" me. I'm a doctor, too. 201 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:39,461 Okay, so we're both doctors. God. 202 00:07:39,486 --> 00:07:42,466 So, What about a drink? A couple of large wines? 203 00:07:42,491 --> 00:07:44,493 - Sure. - And for you? 204 00:07:44,518 --> 00:07:47,546 - Folded paper rose for the lady, sir? - Uh, yeah, I-I'll take one. 205 00:07:47,571 --> 00:07:49,031 Oh, you're only one rose in love? 206 00:07:49,056 --> 00:07:51,703 - No, we're probably at a two? - Two? 207 00:07:51,728 --> 00:07:53,974 - I-I mean four. - I could tell. 208 00:07:53,999 --> 00:07:57,655 ♪ I'm serenading you with my voice ♪ 209 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,483 ♪ I just spat a little, I'm sorry. ♪ 210 00:07:59,508 --> 00:08:02,293 Oh, my God, I love that song. It's so tip-worthy. 211 00:08:02,318 --> 00:08:04,138 - In the diaper, please. - Gene, no. 212 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,083 This is Urge? 213 00:08:06,108 --> 00:08:10,107 - Oh, Hugo. Uh, Bob, Hugo's here. - Ugh, why? 214 00:08:10,132 --> 00:08:13,482 I thought the address looked familiar, in a bad way. 215 00:08:13,507 --> 00:08:14,682 Lot of changes, Bob. 216 00:08:14,707 --> 00:08:16,622 - Um, not that many. - Hello. 217 00:08:16,647 --> 00:08:19,133 Hello. Bob, I see the look of fear and respect 218 00:08:19,158 --> 00:08:20,681 in your eyes, but relax. 219 00:08:20,706 --> 00:08:22,992 I'm here as a sexy Valentine's diner, 220 00:08:23,017 --> 00:08:24,898 not a sexy health inspector. 221 00:08:24,923 --> 00:08:26,937 So you have a date? Somehow? 222 00:08:26,962 --> 00:08:28,529 Cheryl is meeting me here. 223 00:08:28,554 --> 00:08:30,476 Bob, Linda, I'm in love. 224 00:08:30,603 --> 00:08:32,003 With my mother's description of her. 225 00:08:32,087 --> 00:08:34,732 Aw, that's nice. Uh, why don't you sit over there? 226 00:08:34,757 --> 00:08:36,628 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, this isn't great. 227 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,771 We've got extra tables and I'm pretty sure 228 00:08:38,796 --> 00:08:40,145 we're violating a bunch of codes. 229 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:42,092 No, he says he just wants to have dinner. 230 00:08:42,116 --> 00:08:43,411 He's in love with some poor lady. 231 00:08:43,436 --> 00:08:46,185 All right, just bring him wine with a lot of wine in it. 232 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:47,560 So, a first date? 233 00:08:47,585 --> 00:08:49,750 Sounds like a paper rose situation to me. 234 00:08:49,775 --> 00:08:52,169 I'm gonna keep handing you roses, you just say when. 235 00:08:52,194 --> 00:08:54,631 - Uh... - First date on Valentine's, huh? 236 00:08:54,656 --> 00:08:56,049 It's kind of what I'm doing. 237 00:08:56,074 --> 00:08:57,377 And it's going pretty well, if I do say so. 238 00:08:57,402 --> 00:08:59,804 Okay, 15 roses, that'll be $15. 239 00:08:59,829 --> 00:09:01,377 What? No, one rose is plenty. 240 00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:03,525 And 15 songs? Here we go. 241 00:09:04,532 --> 00:09:07,420 Guys, welcome to my Anti-Valentine's Day party. 242 00:09:07,452 --> 00:09:09,933 Check it out: black balloons, black tortilla chips, 243 00:09:09,958 --> 00:09:11,822 and black eye shadow on moi. 244 00:09:11,847 --> 00:09:13,406 - And your roots are black. - Jocelyn. 245 00:09:13,431 --> 00:09:15,294 Let's do this. And everybody that went 246 00:09:15,319 --> 00:09:17,057 to an overnight wrestling meet without nailing down 247 00:09:17,082 --> 00:09:18,692 Valentine's Day plans can eat it. 248 00:09:18,717 --> 00:09:20,067 - Right? - What? 249 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,876 - Exactly. - Now we do our oath. 250 00:09:21,901 --> 00:09:23,990 - Ooh, an oath. Hell yeah. - Everyone, hands in. 251 00:09:24,015 --> 00:09:25,469 Whoa, lot of palms and fingers. 252 00:09:25,494 --> 00:09:27,656 No one try to hold my hand in there, you hear? 253 00:09:27,681 --> 00:09:29,766 Hearts are farts and Cupid is stupid. 254 00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:33,472 Tonight we take our chance on no romance. I so vow. 255 00:09:33,497 --> 00:09:34,585 I so vow. 256 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:36,264 Did we just marry Satan? 257 00:09:36,289 --> 00:09:38,799 Now we're gonna do whatever an evenly numbered group 258 00:09:38,824 --> 00:09:40,435 of attractive teens feels like doing. 259 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:42,281 Just good clean Anti-Valentine's fun. 260 00:09:42,306 --> 00:09:43,800 With Tammy's parents in the next room 261 00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:45,920 - to help keep a lid on things. - Bye, Tammy-love. 262 00:09:45,945 --> 00:09:47,792 Your mother and I are off to see different movies 263 00:09:47,817 --> 00:09:49,688 - at the same theater. - Bye. Leave already. 264 00:09:49,731 --> 00:09:51,864 Okay, there go the chaperones. 265 00:09:51,889 --> 00:09:54,504 Not that we're gonna need 'em. Cool, cool, cool. 266 00:09:55,035 --> 00:09:56,558 ♪ It's okay ♪ 267 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,732 ♪ We're just children watching you. ♪ 268 00:09:58,757 --> 00:10:01,039 If you like it, may I suggest a gratuity, 269 00:10:01,064 --> 00:10:03,168 and if you don't like it, I can make him stop. 270 00:10:03,193 --> 00:10:04,403 For a gratuity. 271 00:10:04,428 --> 00:10:06,169 Oh, my God, we're so full. 272 00:10:06,194 --> 00:10:08,825 Hi, I'm Bob, I'm the chef. H-How is everything? 273 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:11,465 'Cause if it's not right, I'll make it right. 274 00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:12,879 - We're good. - Yeah, you are. 275 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,465 Are you... flirting with us? 276 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:17,497 No, just feeling happy and-and really confident. 277 00:10:17,522 --> 00:10:19,668 And maybe better-looking than I was earlier today? 278 00:10:19,693 --> 00:10:22,020 - Oh, you're on cocaine. - Is that what cocaine does? 279 00:10:22,045 --> 00:10:23,481 Are there any downsides? 280 00:10:23,506 --> 00:10:25,813 So, how's our Valentine's? 281 00:10:25,962 --> 00:10:28,399 - Good. Good. - Most romantic night of the year. 282 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,759 - But no pressure. - I'm having a good time. 283 00:10:30,784 --> 00:10:33,961 - We both are. - Okay. Enjoy. 284 00:10:34,158 --> 00:10:35,962 I don't know what's going on with these people. 285 00:10:35,987 --> 00:10:37,149 They're so uptight. 286 00:10:37,174 --> 00:10:39,282 It's like they got Cupid arrows up their butts. 287 00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:42,385 Well, my diaper is full... of Washingtons. 288 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,629 And we have five couples on the wait list. 289 00:10:44,654 --> 00:10:46,134 - We have a wait list? - I don't know. 290 00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:47,571 What's it called when a bunch of idiots 291 00:10:47,596 --> 00:10:49,236 give their names and stand outside in the cold? 292 00:10:49,261 --> 00:10:50,610 We have a wait list. 293 00:10:50,635 --> 00:10:52,246 We could do a second seating. 294 00:10:52,271 --> 00:10:53,683 I'll need to be changed at some point, 295 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:54,809 but otherwise I'm in. 296 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:57,020 Okay, I've got plenty of steaks. What about wine? 297 00:10:57,045 --> 00:10:59,054 We're kind of burning through it, but I guess we're okay? 298 00:10:59,079 --> 00:11:01,039 - Then we're going later, right? - Yeah, I mean... 299 00:11:01,064 --> 00:11:02,848 we were gonna do our valentines later. 300 00:11:02,873 --> 00:11:04,527 - With wine, if there's any left. - Crap. 301 00:11:04,552 --> 00:11:07,550 I keep forgetting about that. In a romantic way? 302 00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:09,490 And think of the lovers out there, Mom. 303 00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:11,126 Their poor money getting all cold. 304 00:11:11,151 --> 00:11:13,737 It's fine. We'll get to our valentines eventually. 305 00:11:13,762 --> 00:11:15,328 - This is worth it, right? - Right. 306 00:11:15,353 --> 00:11:17,938 - And our valentines are gonna be so good. - So good. 307 00:11:17,963 --> 00:11:20,226 Guys, Hugo's still sitting by himself, 308 00:11:20,251 --> 00:11:22,533 but unlike me, he's not carrying it off super well. 309 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:23,643 Hmm. 310 00:11:23,668 --> 00:11:26,165 So, Hugo, we're still waiting for your date? 311 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,360 I don't understand it. My mother told her 312 00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:30,041 that punctuality is my biggest turn-on. 313 00:11:30,066 --> 00:11:32,532 Then she's definitely on her way. 314 00:11:32,557 --> 00:11:33,532 I'll keep texting. 315 00:11:33,557 --> 00:11:35,829 Bob, not to be ticky-tacky, but I've noticed that 316 00:11:35,854 --> 00:11:37,548 you're slightly over capacity, 317 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,703 light levels are below OSHA standards, 318 00:11:39,728 --> 00:11:42,613 and you have candles without an open-flame permit. 319 00:11:42,638 --> 00:11:45,816 Uh, yeah, but those are kind of small things that are fine. 320 00:11:45,841 --> 00:11:47,925 - There's a boy in a diaper. - True. 321 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,343 At least I'm wearing the diaper. 322 00:11:49,368 --> 00:11:51,332 On some Cupids the diaper wears them. 323 00:11:51,357 --> 00:11:52,924 I'd hate to have to call my good friends 324 00:11:52,949 --> 00:11:55,722 at the fire department, but if I have nothing else 325 00:11:55,747 --> 00:11:57,672 to do on Valentine's Day... 326 00:11:57,697 --> 00:12:00,309 Easy, Hugo, you're date's gonna be here any second. 327 00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:01,950 Yeah, traffic. 328 00:12:01,975 --> 00:12:04,075 Please, please come, Hugo's date. 329 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,422 I mean, you'll regret it, but please come. 330 00:12:05,446 --> 00:12:06,816 - What was that, Bob? - Nothing. 331 00:12:06,841 --> 00:12:07,595 I hate you. 332 00:12:08,155 --> 00:12:09,816 So I finally got my head unstuck, 333 00:12:09,841 --> 00:12:11,735 and that was my worst Valentine's Day. 334 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,949 Anyway, someone else? 335 00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:14,996 Or not. You know, how about some music? 336 00:12:15,021 --> 00:12:17,368 I'm just gonna pick a playlist at random. 337 00:12:17,393 --> 00:12:19,500 Not that one, not that one. Ooh, "Ultimate Snog Jams." 338 00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:21,570 Don't even know what that is. 339 00:12:21,794 --> 00:12:24,273 Huh, well, sure feels good not to be looking 340 00:12:24,298 --> 00:12:25,570 for some lips to land on 341 00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:26,625 just 'cause of what day it is. 342 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,950 - Is it really bright in here? - Not really. 343 00:12:28,975 --> 00:12:30,498 Yeah, I'm gonna lower the lights. 344 00:12:30,523 --> 00:12:32,308 Okay, hey, Tammy, a word? 345 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,630 I hope I'm wrong, but I think some romance is 346 00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:35,458 creeping into this party. 347 00:12:35,483 --> 00:12:37,263 I don't know what you're talking about, Tina. 348 00:12:37,288 --> 00:12:39,551 Just remember our oath and watch each other's backs. 349 00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:42,306 Anti-Val pals. Wow, that's a lot of lip balm you're putting on. 350 00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:43,984 Oh, is it? 351 00:12:44,319 --> 00:12:46,609 Still no reply. And that was my last text 352 00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:48,169 under my limited texting plan. 353 00:12:48,194 --> 00:12:49,859 She's really not gonna show up, is she? 354 00:12:49,884 --> 00:12:52,627 I mean, he did send a selfie of him pointing at his watch. 355 00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:54,148 Ah, she's not coming. 356 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:57,273 I'm alone on Valentine's Day surrounded by happy couples. 357 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,996 Most of 'em aren't that happy. 358 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:00,239 And they're not all couples. 359 00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:02,310 Some of us are single and sensational. 360 00:13:02,335 --> 00:13:04,628 I think the only possible way I'm gonna feel better 361 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,112 is to have the fire department shut you down. 362 00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:09,378 - Come on, Hugo. - Wait, let me rethink this. 363 00:13:09,403 --> 00:13:11,405 - Yeah? - Nope, still makes me feel better. 364 00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:13,753 - What do we do? - Gene, how quick can you get in a dress? 365 00:13:13,778 --> 00:13:15,737 You know my record is 3.5 seconds. 366 00:13:15,848 --> 00:13:17,378 We got to stall him somehow. 367 00:13:17,403 --> 00:13:18,796 Does anyone know the number 368 00:13:18,821 --> 00:13:20,649 for the head of fire code enforcement? 369 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,805 Oh, that's right, I do. 370 00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:23,789 Uh, Hugo, your date's here. She's been here. 371 00:13:23,814 --> 00:13:26,868 She's in the employee bathroom. 372 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,461 Yeah. She saw you on your way in. 373 00:13:29,486 --> 00:13:31,820 She thinks you're handsome, but she's so nervous 374 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,282 that... she's had a bathroom emergency. 375 00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:36,734 And she's gorgeous. She has, like, a hundred teeth. 376 00:13:36,759 --> 00:13:39,501 And we didn't tell you this before because... 377 00:13:39,526 --> 00:13:41,902 Because she didn't want us to. She's embarrassed. 378 00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:44,058 But why are you being so loyal to her? 379 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,261 We're your best friends. 380 00:13:45,286 --> 00:13:48,028 - Yep, best friends. - So, in a way, 381 00:13:48,053 --> 00:13:50,664 your date's going really well. 382 00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:52,613 Great, I'll call Mother and update her. 383 00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:56,089 The old "your date's in the stall" stall. Love it. 384 00:13:58,656 --> 00:14:00,746 So, my date's in the employee bathroom. 385 00:14:00,771 --> 00:14:03,465 I knew there was a simple, really good explanation. 386 00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:04,637 I don't know about really good. 387 00:14:04,662 --> 00:14:07,121 Bup-bup-bup. Yeah, just an upset stomach. 388 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,894 Happens all the time on Valentine's. 389 00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:10,399 They call it Cupid's revenge. 390 00:14:10,424 --> 00:14:12,363 - That's offensive. - Poor thing. 391 00:14:12,388 --> 00:14:14,074 I can't believe Hugo's buying this. 392 00:14:14,098 --> 00:14:15,882 I can, he's like everyone else in here. 393 00:14:15,907 --> 00:14:17,990 He's desperate for a perfect Valentine's. 394 00:14:18,015 --> 00:14:19,494 It's flattering in a way. 395 00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:22,404 - I gave a girl diarrhea. - You charmer. 396 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,865 Got to stay cool. 397 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:25,562 I'm steering clear of romance this Valentine's. 398 00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:26,912 Oh, probably should have taken off my glasses 399 00:14:26,937 --> 00:14:28,435 before splashing myself. 400 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,810 Mmm... 401 00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:33,428 Tammy, no! Take a breath. Take a step back. 402 00:14:33,453 --> 00:14:35,664 Whew, that was a close one. Anti-Val pals. 403 00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:37,618 Hearts are farts? 404 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,515 Hearts aren't farts, Tina. Hearts were never farts. 405 00:14:40,805 --> 00:14:43,165 - What are you saying? - I'm saying trying not to be romantic 406 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:45,844 is really romantic. This is a party now. 407 00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:48,164 You mean anti-Anti-Valentine's? 408 00:14:48,205 --> 00:14:50,197 Now, we're gonna go in the closet for six minutes and kiss. 409 00:14:50,221 --> 00:14:51,526 Jocelyn, are you hearing this? 410 00:14:51,745 --> 00:14:53,182 - Jocelyn! - What? 411 00:14:53,636 --> 00:14:56,569 ♪ She's in the can, but she loves her man. ♪ 412 00:14:56,594 --> 00:14:58,813 - Wonderful. Wonderful. - It really is. 413 00:14:58,838 --> 00:15:00,703 So, by yourself tonight, sailor? 414 00:15:00,728 --> 00:15:03,845 - Not by myself. With myself. - Good for you. 415 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,535 So glad I'm not that sad, lonely person. 416 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,084 So this is Urge, huh? More like Purge. 417 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,321 Ha. Rhymes. 418 00:15:10,346 --> 00:15:12,066 Get lost, Jimmy, we're busy. 419 00:15:12,091 --> 00:15:14,097 Yeah, I really don't have time to be insulted right now 420 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,762 because of all the customers we have. 421 00:15:16,787 --> 00:15:19,156 Yeah, you got 'em packed in like sardines. 422 00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:20,941 They look a little drunk and bloated. 423 00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:22,532 You know what, not bad. 424 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,057 Guess I rubbed off on you a little bit. 425 00:15:24,082 --> 00:15:25,779 - I'm proud of you, Bob. - What? 426 00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:28,209 - Happy Valentine's Day, pal. - Really proud. 427 00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:30,341 He's proud of you. What's that feel like? 428 00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:31,146 I don't want you to 429 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:32,673 - be proud of me, Jimmy. - Too late. 430 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,240 - I don't accept it. - You love it. 431 00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:36,963 ♪ 432 00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:43,205 Where is everybody? 433 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,928 I don't know. Are they all in the closet? 434 00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:46,774 Ugh! Damn Valentine's Day! 435 00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:47,950 Look at me, whatever your name is. 436 00:15:47,974 --> 00:15:49,951 Austin. I know Tammy from camp. 437 00:15:49,976 --> 00:15:52,084 I'm Tina. Austin, we have a problem. 438 00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:54,130 But listen, just because we're the only ones not kissing 439 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,460 doesn't mean we're gonna kiss, 440 00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:57,052 even though it's really in the air. 441 00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:59,196 - So what do we do? - Drown out this music somehow. 442 00:15:59,221 --> 00:16:01,180 Uh, I know, we'll sing 443 00:16:01,205 --> 00:16:03,120 the-the most unromantic song we can think of. 444 00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:05,093 - Do you know any songs about barf? - I mean, no. 445 00:16:05,118 --> 00:16:07,813 I'll just make one up. ♪ Barf, barf, barf ♪ 446 00:16:07,838 --> 00:16:09,554 ♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪ 447 00:16:09,579 --> 00:16:11,948 - ♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪ - ♪ It's in my hair ♪ 448 00:16:11,973 --> 00:16:16,760 ♪ And everywhere, and I don't care. ♪ 449 00:16:16,785 --> 00:16:18,128 Aah! Run, Austin, run! 450 00:16:18,153 --> 00:16:20,199 We got to get out of here. Aah! 451 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:23,511 - How many closets does this place have? - I know. So much storage. 452 00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:26,310 Okay, we seated four new tables. 453 00:16:26,335 --> 00:16:28,443 - Whew, I'm kind of beat. - Me, too. 454 00:16:28,468 --> 00:16:30,532 Teddy, you, uh, you saw your check there, right? 455 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,733 Oh, right, let me, uh... Aah! 456 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,474 Yeah, it's a little higher tonight. 457 00:16:34,499 --> 00:16:36,737 It's fine. What else am I gonna blow my money on? 458 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,982 Rent? Heart medicine? 459 00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:40,759 So, as long as we can keep stalling Hugo, 460 00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:42,221 I guess we keep going. 461 00:16:42,246 --> 00:16:43,701 And it's fine that we're lying and he's gonna 462 00:16:43,725 --> 00:16:45,547 - find out at some point, right? - Sure. 463 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,142 And it's fine that Jimmy Pesto is proud of me. 464 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:50,856 And, hey, if there's no wine left for our valentines, 465 00:16:50,881 --> 00:16:52,318 or if we don't get to 'em at all, 466 00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:53,925 there's always next year, right? 467 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,620 The important thing is, we were gonna do 'em. 468 00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:58,098 - Right. - Right. Because this was worth it. 469 00:16:58,131 --> 00:16:59,654 So worth it. 470 00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:01,253 Hell yeah, it was worth it. 471 00:17:01,278 --> 00:17:03,626 Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, what's with all the standing up stuff? 472 00:17:03,651 --> 00:17:05,331 It's been a while. I just want to make sure 473 00:17:05,356 --> 00:17:06,356 Cheryl's doing okay. 474 00:17:06,381 --> 00:17:07,811 No, no, no, no, girls hate it 475 00:17:07,836 --> 00:17:09,249 when you make sure they're doing okay. 476 00:17:09,274 --> 00:17:10,971 - He's on the move. - Hugo, wait, wait. 477 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,096 - No, no, no, no. Hugo. - Trip him. Stab him. 478 00:17:13,121 --> 00:17:15,428 Cheryl, it's Hugo. Are you all right? 479 00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,473 She's shy. Give her some room. 480 00:17:17,498 --> 00:17:20,023 You're right, you're right. Clingy me. I'll go back. 481 00:17:20,048 --> 00:17:21,931 Someone's in the other bathroom and I can't make it upstairs 482 00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:24,263 so I need to get in there now. 483 00:17:24,288 --> 00:17:25,302 But my date is in there. 484 00:17:25,327 --> 00:17:27,544 And you are wearing a diaper, Gene, so why don't you... 485 00:17:27,569 --> 00:17:29,602 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - Wha... 486 00:17:29,627 --> 00:17:32,475 Oh, my God, she flushed herself down the toilet! 487 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,581 I say we wait till Gene leaves, then check all the nooks 488 00:17:37,605 --> 00:17:38,843 and crannies in there. Who's with me? 489 00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:40,652 She was never here, was she? 490 00:17:40,782 --> 00:17:43,804 - She was... in our hearts? - Yeah, she was. 491 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,633 - Bob, Linda... - You're actually okay 492 00:17:46,658 --> 00:17:48,549 and you're just gonna go home and take a nice bath? 493 00:17:48,573 --> 00:17:50,140 Shut it down. 494 00:17:50,227 --> 00:17:51,793 - No! - That's another way to go. 495 00:17:51,818 --> 00:17:54,075 I'm so sorry. The astronauts were in the capsule, 496 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,233 and there was no way to stop the countdown. 497 00:17:58,104 --> 00:17:59,627 - I think we should stop now. - Phew. 498 00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:02,145 - It's over, Austin from camp. - We made it out. 499 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,346 Without making out. Should we hug? Probably not. 500 00:18:04,371 --> 00:18:06,578 Right? Right. But, hey, let's remember the time 501 00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:08,508 we kicked Valentine's Day in its heart-shaped butt. 502 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,786 Okay. See you. 503 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,006 Oh, a text on the emergency phone. 504 00:18:12,031 --> 00:18:14,226 "Hi, Tina. Happy Valentine's Day." 505 00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:15,618 Heart emoji. 506 00:18:15,643 --> 00:18:16,994 Aw. 507 00:18:17,019 --> 00:18:18,901 Uh, hope you have the emergency phone 508 00:18:18,926 --> 00:18:20,990 instead of your dad, like that one time. 509 00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:22,669 Damn, I love Valentine's Day. 510 00:18:22,694 --> 00:18:24,950 Did you just say you love Valentine's Day? 511 00:18:24,975 --> 00:18:26,822 Nope. See you. Texting back. 512 00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:29,154 Heart emoji, kiss emoji, wink emoji. 513 00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:30,484 Whoops, not vomit emoji. 514 00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,331 Uh, announcement. 515 00:18:32,356 --> 00:18:35,793 Urge is closing a little early tonight, like now. 516 00:18:35,818 --> 00:18:36,944 What? 517 00:18:36,969 --> 00:18:38,573 Sorry, people who just got here. 518 00:18:38,598 --> 00:18:40,513 Excuse me, I need to blow out that candle. 519 00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:41,950 Excuse me. Excuse me. 520 00:18:41,974 --> 00:18:43,360 What's going on? 521 00:18:43,385 --> 00:18:45,710 We came so close to success, I smelled it. 522 00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:47,973 It smelled weird. Good weird. 523 00:18:47,998 --> 00:18:51,211 To be honest, we were kind of winging it tonight. 524 00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:54,371 We're really a burger place. It-It's not fancy, but it's fine. 525 00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:56,787 - My son is usually dressed. - Am I, though? 526 00:18:56,812 --> 00:18:58,332 You know, it's a pretty good deal, too. 527 00:18:58,357 --> 00:18:59,923 This version's kind of a rip-off. 528 00:18:59,948 --> 00:19:02,680 Not a rip-off. I mean, we did charge a lot more, 529 00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:04,145 but we-we threw in candles and stuff. 530 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:07,231 Yeah, but listen, people, maybe all that junk 531 00:19:07,256 --> 00:19:08,994 just adds to the pressure that everything's 532 00:19:09,019 --> 00:19:10,891 got to be perfect on this one night. 533 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,355 Valentine's can just be with the one you love, 534 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,033 and it doesn't matter where. 535 00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:16,766 This is probably more than we need to hear right now. 536 00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:19,570 It's true. Our Valentine's was just gonna be 537 00:19:19,595 --> 00:19:22,229 us writing down the ten things we love about each other. 538 00:19:22,254 --> 00:19:25,534 Like I love that Linda sacrificed her night for this. 539 00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:26,950 Not as much for the money, 540 00:19:26,975 --> 00:19:29,910 but so you guys would have somewhere to go. 541 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,546 I mean, money's good, and I love that Bob's a dreamer 542 00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:34,870 who just wanted a fancy restaurant for one night. 543 00:19:34,895 --> 00:19:36,282 - And I love... - Oh, my God, are you 544 00:19:36,306 --> 00:19:38,875 - really doing ten of these? - No, ten's crazy. 545 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,402 I don't know what we were thinking. 546 00:19:40,427 --> 00:19:42,967 - Maybe a couple more? - I love that Linda says "vroom vroom" 547 00:19:42,991 --> 00:19:44,351 when she turns on the coffee maker. 548 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,146 Oh, I had that one on my list. 549 00:19:46,171 --> 00:19:48,695 I love that Bob's mustache flutters when he sneezes. 550 00:19:48,736 --> 00:19:50,497 I guess Mom and Dad are doing their valentines. 551 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,628 Out loud and in front of strangers. 552 00:19:52,653 --> 00:19:55,178 Those romantic sons of bitches. Play something nice. 553 00:19:55,265 --> 00:19:56,759 - Baby-making music? - You know it. 554 00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:58,199 Hugo? 555 00:19:58,224 --> 00:20:00,655 You look exactly like your mother described you. 556 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,421 Cheryl? You're here. What happened? 557 00:20:02,446 --> 00:20:04,556 Sorry I'm so late. I went to the wrong Urge. 558 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,059 - Really? - Yeah. There's one in Bog Harbor. 559 00:20:07,084 --> 00:20:09,838 It's more of a sex toy shop with a theater in the back. 560 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:11,691 Oh. Did you see all my texts? 561 00:20:11,757 --> 00:20:13,997 Well, you turn off your phone when you're in the theater. 562 00:20:14,022 --> 00:20:16,712 - I'm kidding. My battery died. - You're delightful. 563 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,698 Bob, re-Urge the place, pronto. 564 00:20:18,723 --> 00:20:20,936 Yeah, we're back in business, baby. 565 00:20:20,961 --> 00:20:23,678 Honestly, I kind of just want to be our old restaurant again. 566 00:20:23,703 --> 00:20:25,574 Tell you what, h-how about a burger? 567 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,818 I'd love a burger. 568 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,274 They're delicious. And afterwards, 569 00:20:28,298 --> 00:20:29,618 you still got a little money left. 570 00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:31,363 You can buy heart medicine and not die. 571 00:20:31,388 --> 00:20:33,147 I'd have a burger. Do you want a burger? 572 00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:34,565 I could go for a burger, yeah. 573 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,282 Valentine's burgers, all right. Anyone else? 574 00:20:37,307 --> 00:20:40,216 - Bob, can you leave a candle on one table? - Sure. 575 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:41,851 We're doing this again next year, right? 576 00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,741 - Eh... - Eh... we'll see. 577 00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:44,985 Or you know what's coming up? 578 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,962 Presidents' Day. Some paper flags. 579 00:20:46,987 --> 00:20:48,597 This guy as a little Lincoln. 580 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,357 Same outfit, just add hat and beard. 581 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,601 - I'd eat there. - Oh, I got to grind some meat. 582 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,821 "What's happening?" 583 00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:55,238 We're doing burgers, Chuck. 584 00:20:55,263 --> 00:20:56,928 "Wait, what?" Oh, sorry, I... 585 00:20:56,953 --> 00:20:58,868 "Just kidding, I'm into it. 586 00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:00,460 Grind me, Bob. Do it!" 587 00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:05,519 ♪ It's okay, we're just children watching you ♪ 588 00:21:05,544 --> 00:21:09,942 ♪ It's okay, we're just children watching you ♪ 589 00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:13,187 ♪ Just pretend that we're not here ♪ 590 00:21:13,212 --> 00:21:16,234 ♪ As you grope each other's rears ♪ 591 00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:19,371 ♪ Just pretend you're not with us ♪ 592 00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:22,312 ♪ Do your hanky-panky business ♪ 593 00:21:22,439 --> 00:21:25,137 - ♪ It's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪ 594 00:21:25,162 --> 00:21:27,860 - ♪ We're just children watching you ♪ - ♪ La, la, la ♪ 595 00:21:27,885 --> 00:21:29,856 - ♪ It's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪ 596 00:21:29,881 --> 00:21:33,798 ♪ We're just children watching you. ♪ 597 00:21:33,823 --> 00:21:36,757 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --