1 00:00:02,819 --> 00:00:04,962 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:22,081 --> 00:00:23,892 Hey, bud, careful. The janitor just waxed. 4 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:26,396 Remember, if the floor is shiny, you can fall on your heinie. 5 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:28,505 - Thanks, Tina. - TINA: Yeah, that's me, 6 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,569 Tina Belcher, ordinary eighth grader. 7 00:00:30,756 --> 00:00:32,509 That's probably what makes me good at my job. 8 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,753 I walk the beat as a hall monitor here at Wagstaff, 9 00:00:34,777 --> 00:00:36,368 but I was about to discover 10 00:00:36,595 --> 00:00:38,015 that sometimes you walk the beat, 11 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,372 and sometimes the beat walks you. 12 00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:44,935 No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. 13 00:00:45,028 --> 00:00:46,690 TINA: I bet you're wondering who she is, 14 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,773 and how a girl like me got mixed up with a dame like that. 15 00:00:49,866 --> 00:00:51,441 Her name is Holly Monitors, 16 00:00:51,535 --> 00:00:53,868 and she was supposed to be my little secret. 17 00:00:53,962 --> 00:00:55,273 But I'm getting ahead of myself. 18 00:00:55,297 --> 00:00:57,200 Let me tell you how this all began. 19 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,702 It was just like any other day. 20 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,704 Like I said, I'm a hall monitor, 21 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,040 but it's not the halls that need monitoring, 22 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,207 it's the people in them. 23 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,672 Someone's always chewing gum. 24 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:08,625 Oh, man, there's still some flavor in there. Come on. 25 00:01:08,718 --> 00:01:10,789 TINA: I may seem like a party pooper, but it's better 26 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:12,698 if I'm pooping at their party than a teacher. 27 00:01:12,722 --> 00:01:15,816 Teachers give out detention, I give out attention. 28 00:01:15,968 --> 00:01:17,612 A new piece, for the end of the day. 29 00:01:17,636 --> 00:01:20,637 - Ooh, cinnamon. Fancy. - Now scram. 30 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:23,042 And sometimes it's hard to be on the good side of the law 31 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,377 with the two scamps in my family. 32 00:01:24,401 --> 00:01:25,729 They were always up to something. 33 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:26,873 But I lived with them, 34 00:01:26,979 --> 00:01:28,306 so I had to live with myself. 35 00:01:28,330 --> 00:01:30,049 Still, something was different that week. 36 00:01:30,073 --> 00:01:32,477 I had a feeling I hadn't felt since the fidget spinner craze. 37 00:01:32,501 --> 00:01:34,312 Or that other craze where everyone was eating 38 00:01:34,336 --> 00:01:36,456 those spicy dusty chips and throwing up. 39 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,004 Hey, hey, no running. 40 00:01:38,157 --> 00:01:40,099 Stop running, slow down. 41 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,971 -Huh. -Whatever it was, I was sure it would go 42 00:01:42,995 --> 00:01:44,115 as quickly as it came. 43 00:01:44,254 --> 00:01:45,565 Besides, I had other things to focus on. 44 00:01:45,589 --> 00:01:46,680 Big things. 45 00:01:46,832 --> 00:01:48,476 Like the big banner the hall monitors 46 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,517 were working on for the open house. 47 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,163 Sure, being a hall monitor is not as exciting 48 00:01:52,187 --> 00:01:53,687 as the drama club or dance club 49 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,523 - or jazz choir... - ♪ Do-bee, do-bee, do-wah. ♪ 50 00:01:56,675 --> 00:01:58,486 ...but it's my life. This open house would be 51 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:00,246 the hall monitors' biggest day yet, 52 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:02,696 working security as parents and the superintendent 53 00:02:02,848 --> 00:02:04,342 came to experience a... 54 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:05,435 Full day of Wag. 55 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,105 Not some phony two-hour evening event. 56 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,369 I'm talking about a full day, 57 00:02:09,446 --> 00:02:11,797 living and breathing the real deal. 58 00:02:12,024 --> 00:02:14,519 You will be helping to welcome all of the parents 59 00:02:14,543 --> 00:02:16,877 and the superintendent to the upcoming 60 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:20,213 "Walk on into Wagstaff" open house. 61 00:02:20,366 --> 00:02:21,566 From the opening assembly... 62 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:23,436 TINA: He needed it to go perfectly, 63 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:25,180 because if it did, the superintendent 64 00:02:25,204 --> 00:02:26,478 would pay for Frond to go to... 65 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:30,207 Counsel Your Butt Off, a weekend seminar in Sarasota 66 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,204 for life changers and emotion rearrangers. 67 00:02:33,228 --> 00:02:35,540 So, this week, I'm counting on you 68 00:02:35,564 --> 00:02:38,640 to stop the hooligans before they hool again. 69 00:02:38,734 --> 00:02:40,826 Now get out there and monitor. 70 00:02:40,977 --> 00:02:43,548 Tina, can I, uh, talk to you for a moment? 71 00:02:43,572 --> 00:02:46,810 - Sure, what's up? - Uh, not here. My office. 72 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,387 There's a favor I need to ask you, Tina. 73 00:02:49,411 --> 00:02:51,491 You're my most experienced hall monitor. 74 00:02:51,563 --> 00:02:53,558 You're good at what you do. You have a light touch. 75 00:02:53,582 --> 00:02:55,662 - The kids seem to like you. - Thank you. 76 00:02:55,734 --> 00:02:57,212 - I mean, in their way. - Oh. 77 00:02:57,236 --> 00:02:58,677 The thing is, I have a feeling 78 00:02:58,904 --> 00:03:00,991 that there's something going on. 79 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:03,423 Kids are distracted, whispery. Test scores are down. 80 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,662 Art supplies are missing. Kids are hanging out 81 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,261 in new groups: the populars mixing with the regulars. 82 00:03:08,414 --> 00:03:10,689 Whatever it is, I need it to stop. 83 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,744 I need to add it to the no-no list. 84 00:03:12,768 --> 00:03:14,267 The open house is in three days. 85 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:16,623 I need the superintendent to think this place runs 86 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:18,030 like a well-oiled baby. 87 00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:20,585 I'm not sure if I'm using that phrase correctly. 88 00:03:20,609 --> 00:03:22,754 - Sounds good to me, boss. - But how can I stop 89 00:03:22,778 --> 00:03:25,370 whatever's going on if I don't know what it is? 90 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:27,039 That's where you come in. 91 00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:29,244 TINA: I told him I could find out what was happening. 92 00:03:29,268 --> 00:03:31,170 Of course I could. But I was about to discover 93 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:32,597 no matter which way you turn, 94 00:03:32,621 --> 00:03:34,340 fate can stick out a foot and trip you. 95 00:03:34,364 --> 00:03:36,175 - (shouts) - Or sometimes your own shoelace 96 00:03:36,199 --> 00:03:38,511 -can stick out a foot and trip you. -I'm okay. 97 00:03:38,535 --> 00:03:40,530 When you're working a case, you have to be subtle. 98 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,554 (high-pitched): So, Gene and Louise, 99 00:03:42,614 --> 00:03:45,535 anything new going on at school? Distracting you? 100 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,952 Nope. Just learning a lot, as usual. 101 00:03:49,045 --> 00:03:50,114 Ooh. What'd you learn? 102 00:03:50,138 --> 00:03:51,788 Science. Also, math. 103 00:03:51,881 --> 00:03:53,785 And that thing with the letters. 104 00:03:53,809 --> 00:03:55,712 - Uh, spelling? - No, thank you. 105 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,381 TINA: Either they really didn't know or they didn't want me to know. 106 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,146 Either way, it was a dead end. 107 00:04:00,299 --> 00:04:02,126 I was gonna have to put in some shoe leather. 108 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:03,742 Fruit Roll-Up, huh? Nice. 109 00:04:03,893 --> 00:04:07,454 Nothing out of the ordinary. Ooh, my old barrette. 110 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:13,660 Damn it. Damn it. Damn it! 111 00:04:13,812 --> 00:04:16,070 I took a little break for a sloppy joe, 112 00:04:16,164 --> 00:04:18,832 and stumbled sideways into a mess of my own. 113 00:04:18,984 --> 00:04:21,145 A popular and a regular? 114 00:04:21,169 --> 00:04:23,095 Where are you two going? 115 00:04:30,846 --> 00:04:32,846 (sultry jazz music playing) 116 00:04:32,998 --> 00:04:34,564 (kids murmuring) 117 00:04:36,018 --> 00:04:39,486 - (crowd whooping) - (gasps) Gene. What the hand? 118 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,837 TINA: From the moment I saw her, I knew I was in trouble. 119 00:04:45,861 --> 00:04:47,764 Sure, I knew she was technically my brother's hand, 120 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,676 but when she walked down those stairs, everything changed. 121 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,177 She had a certain something. 122 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:55,163 You might call it style, you might call it chutzpah, 123 00:04:55,187 --> 00:04:56,606 you might call it fingers, 124 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,132 but whatever you called it, sister, it was calling me. 125 00:05:00,359 --> 00:05:03,860 GENE: Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. 126 00:05:03,953 --> 00:05:07,881 -(cheering, applause) -Give it up for Mavis Middlefinger! 127 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:11,195 - Encore. - Okay, okay, okay, you want more? 128 00:05:11,219 --> 00:05:12,530 You know what to do. 129 00:05:12,554 --> 00:05:14,958 Nickels, candy, gum that bubbles? 130 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,207 Whatever you're thinking, make it double. 131 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:20,038 All right, all right, we'll see Mavis again, but first, 132 00:05:20,062 --> 00:05:23,374 coming to the stage, Regular Sized Randolph. 133 00:05:23,398 --> 00:05:25,991 - (cheering, applause) - (Rudy grunting) 134 00:05:28,387 --> 00:05:29,235 ♪ ♪ 135 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,975 - Hey, Louise. - Oh. Hey, Tina. 136 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:35,145 What, uh, what are you, uh, doing here? 137 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,369 Just checking out the scene. 138 00:05:36,562 --> 00:05:38,895 Oh, uh, no offense, but we kind of have 139 00:05:38,988 --> 00:05:40,708 a "no hall monitor" rule around here. 140 00:05:40,732 --> 00:05:43,917 Oh, uh, o-okay, uh, I'm not a hall monitor right now. 141 00:05:44,069 --> 00:05:47,346 Just Tina. Belcher. Your sister. And friend. 142 00:05:47,497 --> 00:05:48,974 (chuckles) Okay, are you sure? 143 00:05:48,998 --> 00:05:51,424 Because you are making a weird lying face. 144 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,685 Oh, no. I-I just did a gross burp 145 00:05:53,912 --> 00:05:56,188 and I'm trying to hold in the smell. 146 00:05:56,339 --> 00:05:58,076 Oh. Okay, well, you can stay 147 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,600 as long as you keep your lips zipped, potato chip. 148 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,172 Looks like I'm on. 149 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,582 -Regular Sized Randolph, everyone. -(cheering, applause) 150 00:06:04,606 --> 00:06:07,591 If you like Randy, give him some candy. 151 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:09,764 Wow. Bunch of loose Nerds and a quarter? 152 00:06:09,928 --> 00:06:12,112 Oh, wait, no, it's a corn chip. 153 00:06:12,264 --> 00:06:13,279 Bring back Mavis! 154 00:06:13,432 --> 00:06:14,742 - Mavis. - Yeah, Mavis. 155 00:06:14,766 --> 00:06:16,266 Okay, okay, cool down. 156 00:06:16,359 --> 00:06:18,413 We've still got nine minutes of lunch period left. 157 00:06:18,437 --> 00:06:21,432 But for now, how about a hand for these hands? 158 00:06:21,456 --> 00:06:25,717 It's Tom Shoes and his gorgeous ex-wife Skatie Holmes. 159 00:06:25,827 --> 00:06:29,273 - (cheering, applause) - Everybody, look at my hands. 160 00:06:29,297 --> 00:06:30,705 ♪ ♪ 161 00:06:30,799 --> 00:06:33,018 TINA: I guess you could say it. I was wrapped 162 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:34,204 around those fingers. 163 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,619 Hey, guys. Hey, Gene. 164 00:06:35,712 --> 00:06:36,912 Great finger dancing today. 165 00:06:36,955 --> 00:06:38,541 (shushes) Tina, keep it down. 166 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,639 Oh, sorry. Uh... 167 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,436 (whispers): Great finger dancing today. 168 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:43,438 We call it handy prancing, but thanks. 169 00:06:43,462 --> 00:06:46,383 - So it's a secret? - Of course it is, T. 170 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:49,127 Because it's amazing, and "distracting." 171 00:06:49,151 --> 00:06:50,461 Yeah, the first time I did it was at lunch 172 00:06:50,485 --> 00:06:52,447 when you were at a hall monitor meeting. 173 00:06:52,471 --> 00:06:53,671 I'd seen it on the Internet. 174 00:06:53,805 --> 00:06:55,040 And like everything I've seen on the Internet, 175 00:06:55,064 --> 00:06:56,581 I tried it right away. 176 00:06:56,808 --> 00:06:58,544 LOUISE: He painted on a pair of mustard shorts 177 00:06:58,568 --> 00:07:00,608 and slipped on some tater tot shoes. 178 00:07:00,646 --> 00:07:02,457 Ms. Labonz yelled at him to cut it out, 179 00:07:02,481 --> 00:07:05,309 but, oh, it took off from there. 180 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:07,467 ♪ ♪ 181 00:07:10,505 --> 00:07:13,414 Soon, the scene got so big we had to take it underground 182 00:07:13,508 --> 00:07:15,486 so we wouldn't wind up on Frond's no-no list. 183 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:17,936 Gene's the best at it, and it's making me... 184 00:07:18,087 --> 00:07:21,347 I mean, us... Three, four dollars a day easy, 185 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:23,068 - plus candy and gum. - Cool. 186 00:07:23,092 --> 00:07:25,070 - Mind if I come back tomorrow? - Sure. I mean, 187 00:07:25,094 --> 00:07:27,337 you're not gonna go rat us out to Frond, are you? 188 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:30,507 What? No way. I'll keep it Frond-fidential. 189 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,008 Confidential. Ha, ha. 190 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:33,359 Great. Um, see you then. 191 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:34,989 And also for the rest of the walk home now, 192 00:07:35,013 --> 00:07:36,674 and later tonight and tomorrow morning. 193 00:07:36,698 --> 00:07:39,010 Ah, you doing one of those gross burps again? 194 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,366 Yep, yep, yep. 195 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:42,421 Sure, I wasn't telling them the whole truth, 196 00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:44,941 but I wasn't gonna tell Frond the whole truth, either. 197 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,023 Maybe there was another way out. 198 00:07:47,116 --> 00:07:48,396 It was a complicated sandwich, 199 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,338 and I was the salami in the middle. 200 00:07:50,362 --> 00:07:51,803 Ooh! Tina. Easy with the broom. 201 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:53,858 Oh, sorry, I was just thinking, I guess. 202 00:07:53,882 --> 00:07:56,694 Inside, I was a deck of 52 cards scattered on the floor, 203 00:07:56,718 --> 00:07:59,385 but from the outside I had to look like a straight flush. 204 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,147 (chuckles): Tina, you're sweeping me off my feet. 205 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:04,316 - Literally. - Ugh. Dumb broom. 206 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:07,544 (panting): Guys, I've got a huge problem. 207 00:08:07,637 --> 00:08:10,467 Okay. Is this like when you couldn't get your underwear off? 208 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,824 Because I'm not helping you again. 209 00:08:13,051 --> 00:08:15,046 You-you need to buy bigger underwear. 210 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:16,714 No, this is worse. You know Kathleen? 211 00:08:16,738 --> 00:08:20,073 - Yeah. - Well, she invited me to the movies in a couple of days. 212 00:08:20,225 --> 00:08:21,407 Aw, that's great, Teddy. 213 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,204 Yeah, but here's the problem: she could only 214 00:08:23,228 --> 00:08:25,389 get tickets at 5:30, which is dinnertime. 215 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:27,132 So I told her I could pick up a couple of burgers 216 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:28,726 from you guys, but the last time I tried to sneak 217 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:31,395 a burger into the movies, it didn't go so well. 218 00:08:31,419 --> 00:08:35,255 Sir, you aren't allowed to bring outside food into the theater. 219 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,068 (shouting) Sorry! Sorry! 220 00:08:37,092 --> 00:08:40,238 (shouts, crying) 221 00:08:40,262 --> 00:08:42,579 - Oh, no. - Wait, is that why you have 222 00:08:42,672 --> 00:08:44,931 a cardboard cutout of Vin Diesel in your house? 223 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,191 No, that was a gift. 224 00:08:46,342 --> 00:08:48,246 Ugh, I don't know what to do about this food. 225 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:50,173 I told Kathleen I would bring burgers. 226 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,604 This could make or break us. 227 00:08:51,757 --> 00:08:53,568 Well, well, maybe we can help you sneak them in. 228 00:08:53,592 --> 00:08:55,570 I can make you a little sneaky snacky. 229 00:08:55,594 --> 00:08:57,514 Oh, thank you, Linda. Thank you. 230 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,423 You can't just waltz in there with a bag in your hand. 231 00:08:59,447 --> 00:09:02,374 That's lesson one. You got to be like The James Bourne Identity. 232 00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:04,595 You got to hide it. Give me a day, Teddy. 233 00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:06,581 - I'll come up with something. - Oh, thank God. 234 00:09:06,605 --> 00:09:09,455 I was really panicking there. (chuckles, sighs) 235 00:09:09,608 --> 00:09:12,292 Better have a burger and fries and another burger to calm down. 236 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,364 -Yep. -TINA: Life just kept moving around me, 237 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,945 and I kept moving around life. 238 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:18,557 Like walking and stuff, but also sitting sometimes, too. 239 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,301 So I guess moving and also not moving. 240 00:09:21,453 --> 00:09:22,969 Depending on what I was doing. 241 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,730 Meanwhile, I couldn't stop thinking about her. 242 00:09:25,957 --> 00:09:27,544 She was so free, so wild. 243 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:30,735 I wondered what it felt like to walk a mile in her tiny shoes. 244 00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:33,442 It'd probably take a while, because her feet are so small, 245 00:09:33,481 --> 00:09:36,553 but boy, oh, boy, I had a feeling it would be worth it. 246 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,392 - Ow. Tina. - Sorry. 247 00:09:38,486 --> 00:09:40,723 So, have you found out what's up? 248 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,725 On a scale of friendship bracelets to teen pregnancy, 249 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,083 - how bad is it? - No info yet. 250 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:46,378 But, you know, I've got some hunches 251 00:09:46,402 --> 00:09:48,472 and I'm eating some lunches. 252 00:09:48,496 --> 00:09:50,571 Okay. 253 00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:52,718 TINA: I thought I had it under control. 254 00:09:52,742 --> 00:09:56,686 But it turned out, what I couldn't control was myself. 255 00:09:56,746 --> 00:09:59,576 ♪ All of my life, I've held it all in ♪ 256 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:03,654 ♪ Wondering what I could've been ♪ 257 00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:07,163 ♪ If all of those things I'm trying to hide ♪ 258 00:10:07,256 --> 00:10:10,683 ♪ Jumped out of my skin, to the outside? ♪ 259 00:10:10,836 --> 00:10:14,090 ♪ Just give me a hand, I'm tired of hiding ♪ 260 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,949 ♪ Give me a hand, look at me striding ♪ 261 00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:20,994 ♪ I'm free as the breeze-y, a little bit sleazy ♪ 262 00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:26,124 ♪ My God, it's not easy, feeling so free-y. ♪ 263 00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:27,770 - LOUISE: Tina. - (shouts) Nothing. 264 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,106 - You were handy prancing. - W-Was I? 265 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,516 You, uh, want to get up on stage tomorrow? 266 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:35,708 Oh, no, I don't think so. This was just a-an accident. 267 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,396 Sure. Your hand just accidentally fell 268 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:39,340 into some of your old Equestranaut clothes. 269 00:10:39,364 --> 00:10:41,306 (chuckles): Yeah. You'd be, uh, 270 00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:43,177 surprised how often that happens. 271 00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:45,363 (chuckles): Okay, well, Mom says come to dinner. 272 00:10:45,387 --> 00:10:47,106 Great, let's all get out of my room quickly, then. 273 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,866 GENE: We'd better hurry. Looks like she's going 274 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:50,815 for my spaghetti... Mom, trip her! 275 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:52,703 TINA: What did it mean? 276 00:10:52,727 --> 00:10:54,947 I was supposed to be busting those freewheeling fingers. 277 00:10:54,971 --> 00:10:56,091 But I wanted to be one? 278 00:10:56,214 --> 00:10:57,467 I was all mixed up like some kind of... 279 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,715 mixed-up thing. 280 00:10:58,808 --> 00:11:01,142 Okay, you must be wondering about these. 281 00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:03,047 They're my old armpit hairnets 282 00:11:03,071 --> 00:11:04,807 from when I had to wear armpit hairnets 283 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,716 in the restaurant. 284 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,073 I thought we bronzed those. 285 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,053 They're for Teddy... For his movie burgers. 286 00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:11,060 Linda, isn't that kind of gross? 287 00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:12,890 I mean, would you want to eat a burger 288 00:11:12,914 --> 00:11:14,392 that's been in somebody's armpit? 289 00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:16,210 Armpits are the cleanest part of the body. 290 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:19,160 (chuckling): No, I-I, I really don't think that's true. 291 00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:20,737 Uh, besides, won't the burgers 292 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,325 get all soggy and mushy in there? 293 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,552 I've eaten plenty of food that's been in Mom's armpit. 294 00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:26,404 That's how she warms stuff up on the go. 295 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,906 Bagels, baked potatoes, empanadas, soup. 296 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,022 Yeah, I made s'mores in there one time. 297 00:11:31,249 --> 00:11:33,244 And what's your great idea, Mr. Smarty-sneaks? 298 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:38,082 Um, anything would be better than food from your armpit. 299 00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:39,847 What about crotch, butt crack? 300 00:11:39,941 --> 00:11:41,107 Folded under one's boobs? 301 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:42,367 Ooh, good idea. 302 00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:43,634 Tina, you're quiet. 303 00:11:43,762 --> 00:11:44,869 Uh, everything okay? 304 00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:46,757 Oh, sorry, um... delicious. 305 00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:48,576 - What? - Dinner's delicious? 306 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,077 Is that what we're talking about? 307 00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:51,262 Thank you, Tina. 308 00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:53,080 I'm not telling you how I heated it up 309 00:11:53,104 --> 00:11:54,604 because apparently someone's 310 00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:56,100 - worried about that. - Mmm. 311 00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:57,176 TINA: I had it bad. 312 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,383 And that wasn't good. 313 00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:00,385 Unless... it was? 314 00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,128 (Tina humming) 315 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,183 Are you sure she's working for Frond? 316 00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:05,539 I mean, something's going on. 317 00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:07,778 That was her lying face, not her burping face. 318 00:12:07,802 --> 00:12:10,453 But one thing's for sure, she's in over her head. 319 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:13,376 And if we keep her in, she won't rat us out. 320 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,194 TINA: Could I hear them? Yes. 321 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:16,620 They were very loud whisperers. 322 00:12:16,644 --> 00:12:17,810 So they were on to me, 323 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,531 and I was on to them being on to me. 324 00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:21,384 And luckily, Frond didn't suspect a thing. 325 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,328 - I suspect something. - (shouts) 326 00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:25,279 I suspect you're not very good at your job, 327 00:12:25,303 --> 00:12:26,464 because you haven't found squat. 328 00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:27,949 Back off, Frond! I'm working on it! 329 00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:29,133 Go counsel something. 330 00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:31,135 Was I lying to him or lying to myself? 331 00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:33,493 Was I in too deep or not deep enough? 332 00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:35,732 Was I ready to change or had I already changed? 333 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,256 Who was I becoming and was it becoming on me? 334 00:12:38,407 --> 00:12:40,737 Was I asking too many questions or not enough? 335 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,319 Or just the right amount? All I wanted to do was the thing 336 00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:45,572 I was supposed to stop. It was like my hand 337 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:46,743 had a mind of its own. 338 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,687 And now, for the first time ever, 339 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,251 give it up for... for... 340 00:12:50,345 --> 00:12:51,936 Uh, what-what was your name? 341 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:54,606 Holly Monitors. Because I'm a hall monitor. 342 00:12:54,757 --> 00:12:56,165 No, no, I get it, I get it. 343 00:12:56,259 --> 00:12:58,443 Give it up for Holly Monitors! 344 00:12:58,594 --> 00:13:00,714 - (cheering, applause) - (shouts) I'm okay! 345 00:13:04,676 --> 00:13:06,837 TINA: It was a rush. The crowd was electric. 346 00:13:06,861 --> 00:13:08,005 The feeling... it was... 347 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,174 I had never felt anything like it before. 348 00:13:10,198 --> 00:13:11,697 Absolute freedom. 349 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,936 Holly knew what she wanted and she went for it. 350 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,201 So whose side was I on? 351 00:13:15,353 --> 00:13:16,777 Well, I was more turned around 352 00:13:16,871 --> 00:13:18,516 than that time Aunt Gayle got caught in her curtains. 353 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,334 But as long as I could keep struttin', 354 00:13:20,358 --> 00:13:21,352 that's all that mattered to me. 355 00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:23,192 So, I did what Holly wanted. 356 00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:25,211 And Holls, she wanted it alls. 357 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,046 I was living two lives. 358 00:13:27,198 --> 00:13:28,381 Busting kids in my vest. 359 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,475 And busting moves in my dress. 360 00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:32,885 But it was getting harder and harder 361 00:13:33,038 --> 00:13:34,290 to keep it up. 362 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,522 ♪ ♪ 363 00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:42,023 I was usually the one on the sidelines, 364 00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:43,137 watching the show. 365 00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:44,708 (Gene and Louise vocalizing) 366 00:13:44,732 --> 00:13:46,027 - (Bob laughs) - So good. 367 00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:47,545 TINA: But this time, I was in the show. 368 00:13:47,569 --> 00:13:49,902 And, honey, the show was in business. 369 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,496 You know, show business? 370 00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:54,240 But nothing this complicated can go on for long 371 00:13:54,392 --> 00:13:56,242 without someone getting hurt. 372 00:13:56,394 --> 00:13:58,169 Hi, kids. How was school? 373 00:13:58,321 --> 00:13:59,707 Great. Everything is totally fine. 374 00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:01,840 And I'm not hiding anything from anyone. 375 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:03,749 Okay... 376 00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:05,988 TINA: I didn't want to worry Mom. She was a good girl. 377 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,882 She didn't need to get mixed up in all this. 378 00:14:07,906 --> 00:14:09,659 - Psst. Tina? - Yeah? What? 379 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,165 You were great today. 380 00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:12,769 Yeah, your hand only fell over twice. 381 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:15,480 - And you only fell over three times. - Thanks. 382 00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:17,482 So, Teddy, do you want to use my pit holders 383 00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:19,393 to get the burgers into the movies or what? 384 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,342 - It's perfect, right? - Um... 385 00:14:21,436 --> 00:14:23,316 - (groans) - Don't worry, Teddy. 386 00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:24,748 You don't need to answer that. 387 00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:26,105 I figured out a better way 388 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,343 for you to get the burgers in. 389 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,269 - You did? - Yep. All you need is 390 00:14:29,293 --> 00:14:30,702 eight plastic bags and a vest. 391 00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:34,447 You see? Each part of the burger is contained in its own bag. 392 00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:37,250 Wow. That is elaborate, Bob. (chuckles) 393 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,188 Okay, and so you just take each part out 394 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,861 and build the burger fresh. 395 00:14:40,955 --> 00:14:43,289 No soggy buns. Now I just sit down, 396 00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:45,216 wait for the movie to begin, 397 00:14:45,443 --> 00:14:47,938 and make myself the perfect burger to eat. 398 00:14:47,962 --> 00:14:49,536 Oh, shoot. Hang on. 399 00:14:49,664 --> 00:14:51,701 - Bob, your tomato fell out. - I can see that, Teddy. 400 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,537 Still seems like a perfect plan though, Bobby. (chuckles) 401 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,969 It'll work. Okay, now I just take out each bag 402 00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:59,805 in order, starting with the bottom bun... 403 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,377 - That's lettuce. - Thank you, Teddy. 404 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,120 Uh, hang on. Let me just fix this. 405 00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:04,955 You know what, maybe we'll just get popcorn, right? 406 00:15:04,979 --> 00:15:07,219 We'll get an extra large and we'll just split it. 407 00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:09,218 What? No! Take my pit holders, Teddy. 408 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,128 No, no, take mine. I-I fixed it, look. 409 00:15:11,152 --> 00:15:13,389 - Oh, crap. - I'm just gonna put the holders on you. 410 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,616 - So you have 'em if you want. - No, that's okay. 411 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,393 Lin, I don't want the pit... things. 412 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,308 - He wants this! - No. Uh... 413 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,471 Wait, w-where are you going? 414 00:15:20,495 --> 00:15:22,289 - Teddy, take 'em! - Uh, I... I... 415 00:15:22,313 --> 00:15:23,958 - You're gonna love 'em, Teddy, come on! - Take it, Teddy! 416 00:15:23,982 --> 00:15:25,568 -Teddy, come on! -BOB: Teddy, take this. -Ah, you know 417 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,628 I can't handle when two people talk to me! 418 00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:29,819 - (screaming) - Huh. 419 00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:32,575 I can't believe he didn't like either of those ideas. 420 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,507 - I know. - His loss. 421 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,160 TINA: Anyway, life was good. Too good. 422 00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:39,753 It's like I always say, when you're on top of the world, 423 00:15:39,847 --> 00:15:41,809 the only place left to go is down. 424 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,193 Okay, I didn't always say that, but I'm saying it now. 425 00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:45,777 And I plan on saying it again 426 00:15:46,004 --> 00:15:47,164 because it's fun to say. 427 00:15:47,263 --> 00:15:49,263 - Tina. My office, now. - (shouts) 428 00:15:49,357 --> 00:15:50,782 I need something, Tina. 429 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:53,451 The open house is so close, and kids are still acting weird. 430 00:15:53,678 --> 00:15:55,839 I need more time! Give me a few weeks! 431 00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:58,303 - The open house is in two days. - Okay, I didn't know that. 432 00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:00,603 What? You made the banner that says the date on it. 433 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,347 Wait a minute. Who are you protecting? 434 00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:05,441 Who got to you? Was it Lenny DeStefano? 435 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,665 He got an eighth-grade girl to keep his rabbit 436 00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,192 in her lunchbox for three weeks. 437 00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:10,969 I know he's very powerful. 438 00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:12,448 I'm not protecting anyone! 439 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,191 I just haven't found anything yet! 440 00:16:14,215 --> 00:16:17,954 (sighs) Tina, I didn't want it to come to this, but... 441 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,811 I may have to take your vest. 442 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:22,032 - What? No! - I can tell you're lying. 443 00:16:22,056 --> 00:16:24,649 Your-your face looks absolutely bananas. 444 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,484 Uh... 445 00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:27,755 What choice did I have? 446 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,873 I had to tell him something. 447 00:16:29,897 --> 00:16:31,489 (Millie humming) 448 00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,212 - (cheering, applause) - There you have her, folks! 449 00:16:35,236 --> 00:16:37,069 Fing-lise Belcher. 450 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,716 This is very weird, Millie. I don't like it. 451 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:41,407 Because you love it? Can we hold hands now? 452 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,835 Louise! Louise, there's something you need to know! 453 00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:45,152 Hey, what is it, T? 454 00:16:45,246 --> 00:16:47,132 - You lookin' for stage time? - No, I... 455 00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:48,892 What in the world?! 456 00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:50,174 Tina! You didn't! 457 00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:51,566 No! I actually didn't. I mean, 458 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,397 I came here to tell you that he wanted me to, 459 00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:54,657 but I didn't tell him anything! 460 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,755 Yeah, right. 461 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:57,493 I knew I shouldn't have trusted a vest. 462 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,851 I am a vest, but I'm also your sister. 463 00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:01,405 Not anymore you're not. 464 00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:02,503 All right, everyone. 465 00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:04,316 Pack up your adorable little accessories 466 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,582 and get out of here! They're banned! 467 00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:09,268 This is all banned, effective immediately! 468 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,323 Here's a finger, now get out of here. 469 00:17:11,347 --> 00:17:13,175 - That's your thumb. - The thumb is a finger. 470 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,533 - No. This is a finger. - Millie! 471 00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:21,408 TINA: And just like that, it was all gone. 472 00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:23,077 The fun, the friendships, the fingers. 473 00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:24,687 I had flown too close to the sun. 474 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,522 In this case, my mom's son, uh, 475 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,673 and also her daughter, who happened to be 476 00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:29,955 my brother and sister. 477 00:17:30,108 --> 00:17:31,252 And they didn't want anything to do with me. 478 00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:32,383 Louise switched seats 479 00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,271 at dinner so our elbows wouldn't bump. 480 00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:35,865 Sure, Gene still invited me 481 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,608 to serve him bubble bath chicken nuggets, 482 00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:39,760 but we didn't have our usual bubble bath chicken nugget 483 00:17:39,784 --> 00:17:41,370 banter... it was all business. 484 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,205 I was back on the right side of the law. 485 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,970 So why did it feel so wrong? 486 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,623 Frond banned handy prancing for good. 487 00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:49,119 The case was closed. 488 00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:51,213 And the school was about to be open... housed. 489 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,381 Open housed. 490 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,797 Okay, Tina, let's test out the video. 491 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:57,391 No! Don't turn the camera on. 492 00:17:57,485 --> 00:18:00,152 Play the video called "Wagstaff Faces and Places." 493 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,298 Sorry. 494 00:18:01,322 --> 00:18:02,633 ♪ ♪ 495 00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:04,451 I didn't sleep a wink that night. 496 00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:06,470 Normally, I have restless leg syndrome. 497 00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:08,397 But that night, I had restless finger syndrome. 498 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,232 And that's when I had the idea. 499 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,997 FROND: And now... 500 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,483 Phillip Frond Productions proudly presents: 501 00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:17,073 Walk on into Wagstaff, 502 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,241 a full-day immersive experience 503 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,078 that will have you saying, "Holy cow!" 504 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,413 (chuckles) And, Tina, go. 505 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,846 (exhales) Okay. 506 00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:29,440 ♪ ♪ 507 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,496 No. No. No, no, no, no, no! No! No! 508 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,003 Oh, look, a little dancing hand. 509 00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:36,592 I love it. 510 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,001 This is a fun assembly. 511 00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:39,595 I thought it was gonna be boring school stuff. 512 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,322 (singsongy): This feels like a good time for a burger, 513 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:43,507 doesn't it? A not-mushy burger. 514 00:18:43,531 --> 00:18:45,772 Hmm, those buns look pretty smooshed. 515 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:49,443 Unlike this bun... oh, no, wait, that's a tomato. Hang on. 516 00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:51,629 Tina! Tina, stop! 517 00:18:51,856 --> 00:18:54,465 TINA: I'd made some phone calls the night before. 518 00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,320 Told some finger friends to wear their Sunday best, 519 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,635 even though it was a Friday. 520 00:18:57,786 --> 00:18:58,711 And since Gene and Louise 521 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,287 were always surprising me, 522 00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:02,267 I thought I'd surprise them for once. 523 00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,102 (chuckles): Tina, you son of a bitch. 524 00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:05,476 Hey, go on up there, Gene. 525 00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:07,219 Give us a Mavis moment. 526 00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:09,388 Nah, this is Holly Monitors' show. 527 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:13,025 I'm just gonna use these to do this. 528 00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:17,633 So, what, is she suspended or something? 529 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,972 I thought it was cute. 530 00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,659 Well, lucky for Tina, so did the superintendent. 531 00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:23,530 She said it was the first creative thing 532 00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:26,055 she's ever seen me do, so I took credit for it. 533 00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:27,551 Oh. So, I'm not in trouble? 534 00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:30,334 No, but if I ever see those fingers again... 535 00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:33,078 (stammers) I'm sorry, did you just take 536 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,914 french fries out of your armpit? 537 00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:36,248 Yeah! You want some? 538 00:19:36,401 --> 00:19:38,154 - They're great. - I have some, too. 539 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,063 Uh, kind of near my butt. A baggie slid down. 540 00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:41,754 I think we're done here. 541 00:19:41,906 --> 00:19:43,072 ♪ ♪ 542 00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:44,885 TINA: I sure was gonna miss Holly Monitors. 543 00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:47,269 But then, I guess, a little part of me will always be 544 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,730 - Holly Monitors... the hand part. - (knocking) 545 00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:53,985 Mavis. How'd you know where to find me? 546 00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:55,746 GENE (high-pitched): I asked around. 547 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:56,988 (normal voice): Can we come in? 548 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,732 So it was you who told Mr. Frond? 549 00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:00,923 But why? You were on top of the world. 550 00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:03,259 Sure, it started that way. At first, 551 00:20:03,352 --> 00:20:06,472 -I loved the attention. -ALL (chanting): Mavis! Mavis! Mavis! 552 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,425 But what began as an occasional gig 553 00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:10,001 turned into an every lunchtime thing. 554 00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:13,189 I was missing so many gorditas, so many ham sandwiches. 555 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,766 But Louise didn't want me to stop. She was getting rich. 556 00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:18,101 I was having a good time, but it was wearing a little thin. 557 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:21,530 (high-pitched): Thinner than the elastic on my favorite finger tube top. 558 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,533 Mr. Frond put the screws to me and I let it all out. 559 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,943 I told him everything! Everything! 560 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,686 You didn't have to tell him, Gene. 561 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,205 I threw him off the scent with a really good lie 562 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,855 that everyone was just doing a lot of studying these days. 563 00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:33,622 Frankly, it was a relief. The spotlight isn't always 564 00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:35,619 what it's cracked up to be, kid. 565 00:20:35,643 --> 00:20:37,454 I love being Mavis, but sometimes you just want to 566 00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:39,364 use your fingers for lickin' and pickin'. 567 00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,239 And occasionally flickin'. 568 00:20:41,466 --> 00:20:42,551 I'm sorry I didn't tell you right away. 569 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,202 And I'm sorry I didn't tell Louise. 570 00:20:44,226 --> 00:20:45,612 You loved handy prancing and she loved 571 00:20:45,636 --> 00:20:47,912 - all that candy and money. - That's okay. 572 00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:49,488 Well, would you ever want to... 573 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,727 -tread the boards at home with me? -(high-pitched): Honey, 574 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,971 all you had to do was ask. 575 00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:56,337 (Gene grunting) 576 00:20:58,316 --> 00:21:01,000 ♪ Hey, it's time to do the handy prance ♪ 577 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,836 ♪ Yeah, it's time to let your digits dance ♪ 578 00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:06,505 ♪ It doesn't matter if your moves are fancy ♪ 579 00:21:06,657 --> 00:21:08,966 ♪ Get to the boiler room and take a chance-y ♪ 580 00:21:09,193 --> 00:21:10,821 ♪ Put some clothing on your fingers ♪ 581 00:21:10,845 --> 00:21:12,414 ♪ Come and join the swingers ♪ 582 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,657 ♪ With Gene ♪ 583 00:21:13,681 --> 00:21:15,584 ♪ Let's see those fingers kicking ♪ 584 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,569 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 585 00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:19,496 - ♪ Don't be a chicken ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance ♪ 586 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,815 - ♪ Do the handy prance ♪ - ♪ Don't sit there lickin' ♪ 587 00:21:21,839 --> 00:21:23,742 - ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ - ♪ Or pickin' ♪ 588 00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,819 - ♪ Or lickin' or pickin' ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance ♪ 589 00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:27,337 - ♪ Or sometimes flickin' ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance ♪ 590 00:21:27,361 --> 00:21:29,120 ♪ Your brother's hand is cool ♪ 591 00:21:29,271 --> 00:21:30,599 ♪ You can't resist her, dress in your horse's clothes ♪ 592 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,998 ♪ And join him, sister. ♪ 593 00:21:32,022 --> 00:21:34,022 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 593 00:21:35,305 --> 00:22:35,398 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? 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