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Did you see me swishing it
from the top of the key last night?

2
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Didn't even drive.

3
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I hope you can do that
during the game.

4
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Are you kidding?
I was raised on basketball.

5
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They used to call me
High-Points Ponch.

6
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

7
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Who was your coach?

8
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Globetrotters. I used to
watch them on TV all the time.

9
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Calling street units, L.A.

10
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There's a disabled female,
brown four-door 450 SCL...

11
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...southbound one-quarter mile
north of Colorado.

12
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Golden State Unit responding.
Please answer.

13
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L.A., 7 Mary 3 and 4.
We'll check out the Mercedes.

14
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10-4, 7 Mary 3.

15
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Now give me those rings.
Come on, quick, hurry.

16
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There she is.

17
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Well, she's sure can't complain
about the service.

18
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Help!

19
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Help! Help! Help me!

20
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Hey, what's that joker doing?

21
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Help me!

22
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Help! Help!

23
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Help me!

24
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He robbed me. He took everything.

25
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- Well, do something!
- Take it easy, ma'am.

26
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We'll take care of it. Just take it easy.

27
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Next time, pal.

28
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L.A. 15, 7 Mary 4.

29
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Roll an 11-85, a fire rig and two units
for an 11-84.

30
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Did you see the name on the side
of the truck, ma'am?

31
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It was Teddy, Tommy? No, no, no.

32
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No, no, Toluca.

33
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Oh, I don't know.

34
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Well,
can you remember anything else?

35
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Don't you know?
I mean, you sent him.

36
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I assure you, that man had nothing to do
with the highway patrol.

37
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All I know is I called CHP
and a man came and robbed me.

38
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Even took my wedding rings.

39
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- You okay?
- Sure.

40
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I've been in a heck of a lot
worse than this.

41
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- Let me give you a hand.
- Yes.

44
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Man.

45
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That stuff really does stink, don't it?

46
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Do you know what that is?

47
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- Don't you?
- No.

48
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- Where are your papers?
- Don't have none.

49
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Cargo like this has got to have papers.

50
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Look, I asked them for papers,
and all they said was:

51
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"Pull out, you're behind schedule. "
So I did.

52
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Do you know if this stuff is explosive?

53
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No, I don't think so.

54
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All the guys that was loading it,
they was smoking.

55
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Didn't blow up then.

56
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Spooking a flatbed, huh, Ponch?

57
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I'm surprised at you.

58
00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,312
Hey, call Caltrans
and tell them to bring their best perfume.

59
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You got it.

60
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- Hey, he's okay, all right?
- Yeah, I just banged my...

61
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Los Angeles 15, 5 Mary.

62
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10-97 for 7 Mary 4.

63
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Notify Caltrans to send
one state bed truck for cleanup.

64
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10-4, 5 Mary.

65
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Hey, Ponch that...

66
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I gotta talk to you
about your deodorant, old buddy.

67
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Very funny.

68
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- Guess who the tow-truck driver was?
- Don't tell me.

69
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That's right.

70
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That makes number three.

71
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Zorro strikes again. In fact, this time
he took the lady's wedding rings.

72
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All victims women.
Stranded and alone.

73
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You know, he's bad news.

74
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Yeah, we gotta catch that turkey.

75
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You know, this stuff,
this would make a great stink bomb.

76
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I got news for you, partner, it does.

77
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Now, we better get back to Central
and write that report.

78
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Yeah, well,
I've heard that "we" bit before.

79
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Hey, Brouillette,
that's nasty stuff, man.

80
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Oh, thank you, doctor.

81
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I'm not kidding. It can make
you higher than a jigger of martinis.

82
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And it can really flip you out.

83
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Hey, where are you going?

84
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Ponch.

85
00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,678
What are you doing?

86
00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,149
What are you doing?

87
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I gotta freshen up.
I wanna look my best for Getraer.

88
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What are you gonna do? Ask him out?

89
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Come on, Ponch,
there's a bathroom inside.

90
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Oh, yeah...

91
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...but I like the great outdoors.

92
00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,314
Hey, Ponch,
you still got those hot hands?

93
00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,869
Bartley, my hands are always
hot and ready.

94
00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,634
I'm gonna make many points.
Many.

95
00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,597
All right.

96
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Bill, bill, junk mail.

97
00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,356
Inter-department memo.

98
00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,679
- Bill...
- Inter-department memo?

99
00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:34,037
- You're not gonna check it out?
- In order of importance, my boy.

100
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After the junk mail.

101
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Have you flipped out?

102
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,799
No, just feeling good.

103
00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,394
You better find out
what's in those Ding Dongs you eat.

104
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Anything you say, partner.

105
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This is it.

106
00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,993
- What?
- A message from a beautiful flower.

107
00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,390
Oh, another one.

108
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,519
Hey, Joe, my good buddy
and favorite sergeant.

109
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,398
How's your day?

110
00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,471
Is it raining out, Frank?

111
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,756
Only around the water hose.

112
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,995
Look, Frank, is something the matter?

113
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,435
Never felt better.
I mean, with the basketball game.

114
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,238
It's the biggie. The L.A. Rams?

115
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,709
And I'm gonna make those oil barrels
roll over.

116
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,632
It's gonna be far-out, sergeant.

117
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,712
Look, Frank, I don't know
what you're up to today.

118
00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,440
And I don't think I wanna know.

119
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,309
I hear you guys had a run-in with our
friendly neighborhood tow-truck driver.

120
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,595
Oh, yeah.

121
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,237
- Ponch here gave him quite a run.
- I sure did.

122
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,516
Well, why don't you guys
write it up, huh?

123
00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,193
Right away, sir.

124
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,668
I think you better keep
your eye on him.

125
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,351
Yeah.

126
00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,434
Do you mind?

127
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,470
Sorry, partner. How you coming?

128
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,873
Not very prolific, huh?

129
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,113
Yeah, well, someone keeps interrupting
my concentration.

130
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,999
Okay, I won't bug you anymore.
Target practice over.

131
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,714
Camellia? I mean Camille.

132
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,917
Hey. Frank. Ponch.

133
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,198
You called.

134
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,999
Now you got it. How you doing?

135
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,630
Me? Oh, you know,
cruising down the freeway.

136
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,835
Oh, come on, that stuff
about the quotas is a myth.

137
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,718
I told you that.

138
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,158
Oh, yeah? Yeah?

139
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,035
I'd have to pull you over
and write you a ticket.

140
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,270
Bribing an officer is a no-no, baby.

141
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,834
Oh, hey, Cam?

142
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,072
I'm gonna be starring
in a basketball game. Yeah, that's right.

143
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,800
Play your cards right
and you could sit right behind me.

144
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,952
Hey, knock it off.

145
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,838
Just a minute. What's the matter?

146
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,556
I'm trying to write a report, and you're
over there playing The Dating Game.

147
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,075
Why don't you go down the hall
and use the phone?

148
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,435
Better yet, next time,
you can write the report.

149
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,239
Oh, no. Your penmanship is a lot better
than mine.

150
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,678
Sorry, Cam, I gotta go, okay? Listen,
see you at the game. Right? Bye. Great.

151
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,873
- Come on, Romeo.
- Okay.

152
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,239
Looks like a deuce.

153
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,433
Either that
or his wheels are out of line.

154
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,712
Hey, pull it over!

155
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,154
- Who, me?
- Yeah, you!

156
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,788
I want... I don't understand
what I'm doing, officer.

157
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,632
- Pull it over there!
- Over there?

158
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,994
- Right now!
- All right.

159
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,593
Police harassment.

160
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,955
Get on that sidewalk.

161
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,833
Now, look.

162
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,116
Look here, young man.

163
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,429
Before you...

164
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,438
L.A. 15, 7 Mary 3.

165
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,068
Roll a car unit for 11-48. Deuce.

166
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,950
I'm a very prominent attorney who
works very closely with the L.A.P.D.

167
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,554
Well, I'm cHP. See?

168
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,712
- Oh, yes, I see. We work very closely...
- 10-4, 7 Mary 3...

169
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,314
- I'll keep that in mind if I ever need one.
- Officer.

170
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,913
Can you help me?

171
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,389
- I'm lost.
- Yes, ma'am.

172
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,879
Now, have you been drunking?

173
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,712
I mean, drinking?

174
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,749
I'll have you know
that I am cold-stone sober.

175
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,558
Well, I'll determine that.

176
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,029
You're gonna have to take
a urine test.

177
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,952
Here? No way. No.

178
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,192
- Then maybe a blood test.
- Are you crazy? Listen.

179
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,078
- You keep your hands away.
- Not here.

180
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,151
Those tests are for downtown.

181
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,709
Listen, I know the laws in this state...

182
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,111
...and I'm entitled to three
on-the-spot sobriety tests.

183
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,794
Right here. First is the...

184
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,633
Finger on the nose,
walking the straight line and...

185
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,994
- Wrong.
- Wrong?

186
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,913
- We're gonna start with the alphabet.
- Alphabet.

187
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,516
A- B-C-D-F-G-I...

188
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,558
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
A- B-C-D-F?

189
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,392
- That's not right, is it?
- No "E."

190
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,516
- Okay, another test.
- Okay.

191
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,752
Now, extend your right hand
with index finger out.

192
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:46,835
Now, all you have to do is bring it
around and touch the tip of your nose.

193
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,355
You missed.

194
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,113
I'll get it.

195
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,390
You've been drinking, you...

196
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,630
You had a few there,
you've been drinking.

197
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,711
Thanks a lot, officer.

198
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,438
Yeah, and that was...

199
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,955
Excuse us, sir. Come here.

200
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,236
- And don't you go anywhere.
- I'll be right here.

201
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,595
What's the matter?
What are you doing?

202
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,990
Look, Ponch,
I think I know what's wrong with you.

203
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,516
- What are you talking about?
- Remember those chemical cylinders we...

204
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,438
It's gotta be. You inhaled enough
of that stuff to float a blimp.

205
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,828
You're higher than a kite.

206
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,673
Now, you're gonna go to U.c.
For observation and detox.

207
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,717
Oh, come on.
I don't wanna go to a hospital.

208
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,996
- Why not?
- The Rams. The game.

209
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,720
I'm the ace. Without me,
you're not gonna make any points.

210
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,871
Ponch, hey. It will be our loss, okay?

211
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,190
What about Cam?
I don't wanna stand her up.

212
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,793
Well, the kid.

213
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,313
I'll give her your best.

214
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,675
Come on.

215
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:47,470
Don't you want to see my driver's
license and my registration? Look it here.

216
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,870
I don't think
that will be necessary, sir.

217
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:56,636
Don't say that I wasn't cooperating
with L.A.P.D.

218
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,075
I got two of them for you.

219
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,594
Attention Harbor Units, L.A.

220
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,349
Disabled female. Maroon BMW...

221
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,193
...northbound Harbor
to northbound Hollywood.

222
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,838
Pull it over!

223
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,791
Pull it over right now!

224
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,469
Party's over, hot dog.

225
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,516
I don't believe you.

226
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,990
15-7 Adam, confirming your ETA
of five to assist a disabled female.

227
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,673
Harbor-Hollywood interchange.

228
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,518
Nice play.

229
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,191
All right. Come on.

230
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,996
Watch the time!

231
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,713
In! Terrific, Jon, an awakening!

232
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,588
Keep them up, keep them up.

233
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,993
Okay, now, let's go.

234
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,957
Come on.

235
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:21,669
Come on, set up, you guys.
Set a play up. Set a play up.

236
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,314
- All right!
- Come on, move back on defense.

237
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,272
Pick up your man.

238
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,759
Play back.

239
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,191
Good shot, good defense.

240
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,838
Rebound, get the rebound.

241
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,069
Guys, come on.

242
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,036
Get inside, get in position.

243
00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:00,396
Time, time, time, come on.

244
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,879
- Come on.
- Come on, you guys.

245
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,792
- We're in a lot of trouble out there.
- Yeah, no kidding.

246
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,997
You see the size of those monsters?
One of them stepped on my knee.

247
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,878
I'm lucky I can walk, let alone run.

248
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,873
- We could've used Ponch, man.
- Look, forget about Ponch.

249
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,712
Yeah, has anybody seen his date?

250
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,678
Look, Baker, this is a lousy time
to think about girls.

251
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,432
Sorry, sarge. Let's get it going.

252
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,239
Okay, now, look.
Slow it down out there, okay?

253
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,278
Get your shot, and for once,
let's put it through the hoop, huh?

254
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,396
All right, okay. Here we go.
Come on. Go.

255
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,152
- Go!
- Go!

256
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,673
Come on, throw it together out there.

257
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,635
Okay, the setup.

258
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,718
Come on, will you?

259
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,555
Yeah!

260
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,714
You gonna tell Ponch?

261
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,996
What? Oh, that we lost the game?

262
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,912
He's gonna find out sooner or later.

263
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,036
What about what's-her-name?

264
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,953
Yeah, well, I think I'll tell him
about her too.

265
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,918
- 10-10.
- 10-10.

266
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,915
- Catch you later.
- All right.

267
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,515
So this little chickie looks at me like
it can only mean one thing, right?

268
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,716
So I says to her,
"Ain't you a little young...

269
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,189
- ... to be out so late, sweetheart?"
- Excuse me.

270
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,033
So I figured, this chick is worth
a ride up to the lake.

271
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,191
I said, excuse me.

272
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,191
This chick is worth a ride up
to the lake.

273
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,397
- So we hop into my truck, we start...
- Come on, this is my car.

274
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,279
What, this little thing?
Wheels ain't even big enough to carry.

275
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,795
- Just get off of it.
- Yeah, sure.

276
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,155
Soon as I finish telling
the boys a story.

277
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,788
We hop into my truck,
we start tooling up the freeway.

278
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,313
Fine, don't get off.

279
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,072
And what do you think you're doing?

280
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,071
I'm gonna drive out of here.
You wanna go?

281
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,470
Hey, not till I'm finished.

282
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,512
See what smoking does to you?

283
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,596
- Attention, visitors...
- Poncherello, 422.

284
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,228
...visiting hours
will end in 10 minutes.

285
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,592
Attention, visitors.
Visiting hours will end in 10 minutes.

286
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,830
- Hey, old buddy.
- You got a penknife?

287
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,514
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out.

288
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,432
- A screwdriver, a file?
- Why, what...?

289
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,828
How about a safety pin?

290
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,877
My clothes are in that closet.
Locked up.

291
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,190
Maybe they want you to pay
before you leave.

292
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,590
I'm over the effects. I feel fine.
I wanna get out.

293
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,194
Not until the doctor tells you to.

294
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,397
Hey, buddy, friend,
you've gotta help me.

295
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,836
Hey, this mattress is real comfortable.

296
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,077
Yeah, great.

297
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,313
Oh, come on, Ponch, just stay overnight
and you'll be home free.

298
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,959
I don't think I'm gonna make it.

299
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,068
You look a little grim.

300
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,276
Don't tell me the Rams beat us
by 30 points.

301
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,871
- Forty.
- Forty?

302
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,598
Oh, come on, you're putting me on.

303
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,509
You're not putting me on?

304
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,717
I don't believe it. You let
those clumsy guys walk all over you?

305
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,199
Clumsy?

306
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:48,318
Must have been a blow to Cam
not to see me there.

307
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,991
You mean she wasn't even there?

308
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,434
Sorry, Ponch.

309
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,593
Hey, come on.

310
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,196
She probably thought you weren't gonna
be playing, so she took a rain check.

311
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,152
Yeah, you're right.

312
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,197
She must have called Central.

313
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,117
But she could've come
to see me here.

314
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,118
I hope there's a Ding Dong in this.

315
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,989
Two Ding Dongs and a Cream Puffy.

316
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,439
I'm getting out of this prison.

317
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,797
Poncherello wants out,
Poncherello gets out.

318
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,077
What's going on in here?

319
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,549
- What's that?
- What is what?

320
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,109
This is unauthorized food.

321
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,557
Go on, get in bed.

322
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,036
Down, sonny.

323
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,674
- And visiting's over in two minutes.
- Yes, ma'am.

324
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,115
- Got it?
- Got it.

325
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,874
See what I mean?

326
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,678
You gotta help me
get that closet open.

327
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,229
You got it, let's get out of...
Where'd she come from?

328
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,119
- I don't know.
- A friend of Getraer's?

329
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,833
Hi.

330
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,870
Ready for your sponge bath?

331
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,996
- See you, Ponch.
- Okay, partner.

332
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,032
- Hello, Jon.
- Hey, old buddy, how you feeling?

333
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,918
I've never felt better.

334
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,514
I mean, did you hang an eye
on that nurse?

335
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,193
Yeah, as a matter of fact...

336
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,635
...I thought you'd be sick
for another day or so.

337
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,196
She gives a mean sponge bath.

338
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,191
Oh, don't tell me that.

339
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,272
Hey, but I wouldn't leave you alone
in the frontlines, partner.

340
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,675
Thanks.

341
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,877
Now, you know,
this is gonna be what I call "my day. "

342
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,871
- Oh, yeah?
- Yep.

343
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,110
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.

344
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,840
Everything that happens to me
today is gonna be right on.

345
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,030
Well, that's good to know, Ponch.

346
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,998
You know, when things are right,
they're right.

347
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,035
Sunshine, lollipops and...

348
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,028
That doesn't look like rainbows,
Ponch.

349
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,833
I gotta wash my shield.

350
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,552
Sunshine and lollipops. Love it.

351
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,199
Help.

352
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,875
Help! Help me!

353
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,835
Somebody, please, help me!

354
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,599
Help! Somebody help me!

355
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,637
Please.

356
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,959
- He took my money.
- Take it easy.

357
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,078
You can get him, hurry.
He robbed me. Took my money.

358
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,559
Easy, take it easy.

359
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:13,510
L.A. 15, 7 Mary 3. Suspect vehicle
has Tc'd near Pine and Oxford.

360
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,240
Send an ambulance,
pursuit is Code 4.

361
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,759
- Take it easy, now, take it easy.
- Get away, pig, get away.

362
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,559
- Just take it easy. Where you hurt?
- Get away from me, pig.

363
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,280
- Just get away.
- Where are you hurt?

364
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,476
Hey, what's it to you, bud?

365
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,995
- Just lie still and take it easy.
- Right.

366
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,313
All right, come on, lie back.

367
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,078
You did this to me, bud.

368
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,078
No, you did it to yourself, man.

369
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,596
Right, right, big cop, right.
Just let go of me. What are you doing?

370
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,478
- Something we're taught.
- Let go of me.

371
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,154
Relax, it's comforting.
Keep you from going into shock.

372
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,316
My back's on fire, man.

373
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,875
My back's on fire.

374
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,799
Man.

375
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,396
- Man, I hurt, you know?
- You'll be all right.

376
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,597
Easy, now. Come on, buddy,
you've got it.

377
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,591
I mean, I could... I mean, I could die.

378
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,318
Come on, hang in there, man.

379
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,471
- Just lie still, okay? Talk to me.
- All right.

380
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,830
I didn't wanna rob that old man
back there.

381
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,277
- Well, why'd you do it?
- I needed the bread.

382
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,676
I got kids, you know?

383
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,116
Hadn't worked in six months,
that's why.

384
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,669
Yeah, you're gonna do your kids
a lot of good here.

385
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,673
What?

386
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,953
So, what do I tell them now, huh?

387
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,635
Tell them that you shouldn't have been
at that station. Why don't you tell them...

388
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,869
Why don't you tell them
you made a mistake, all right?

389
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,078
Look, I'll give them a call.

390
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:04,198
I'll tell them, be at the hospital
when you come.

391
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,598
Would you do that for me?

392
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,159
Sure.

393
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,318
Hey, I'd do it for anyone.

394
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,878
All right.

395
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,473
Hey, bud, I appreciate that.

396
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,392
I appreciate that.

397
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,590
Different kind of cop, you know?

398
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,394
Yeah.

399
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,198
I like to think I'm not.

400
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,279
Hey.

401
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,318
You're gonna be fine, man, all right?

402
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,673
Right.

403
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,876
Just hang in there, old buddy.

404
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,314
Good morning, sarge.

405
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,118
I thought you were home recuperating.

406
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,238
- Have you down for a day's sick leave.
- I'm okay, I'm back for duty.

407
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,676
Not without a note from your doctor,
you don't.

408
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,999
I can have it notarized, if you wish.

409
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,074
Look at the bloom in these cheeks.
That's health.

410
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,593
Yeah?

411
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,713
Well, briefing's about to begin.

412
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:21,516
Hey, you ever get out of cars,
you can get motors.

413
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,114
Slimy old cars.

414
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,238
Okay, listen up, guys.
This is important.

415
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,835
That tow-truck driver hit again.

416
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,274
Same M.O.?

417
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,479
Almost, except this time the woman was
not only robbed, she was roughed up.

418
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,233
Hospital time.

419
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,995
As soon as a disabled female call
goes out, get there as quick as you can.

420
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,833
If you can get a vantage point,
lay back and see what turns.

421
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,116
Let's put this creep out of business.

422
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,754
Okay. Now, for the good news.

423
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,993
The Rams are gonna give us
a rematch tonight at 6:00, same place.

424
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,718
All right.

425
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,998
Except this time, Mr. Super Jock
is gonna be with us, right?

426
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,593
That's my boy.

427
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,755
Okay, let's do it, huh?

428
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,514
- Come on, Ponch.
- I got it.

429
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,959
Something still bothers me.

430
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,429
I mean, I know you guys were in a bind
without me.

431
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,592
But they can't be that quick,
that nimble.

432
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,239
Forty points?

433
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,876
- You'll see.
- That good, huh?

434
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,158
Oh, they are fast.

435
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,959
Remember, they run for a living,
we have to ride.

436
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,232
- Afternoon, boys.
- Hi.

437
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,550
May I see your license
and registration, please?

438
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,711
L... Right away.

439
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,155
Driver's license.

440
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,080
There you are.
And what was that other?

441
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,073
- Registration.
- Registration, right.

442
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:41,515
There you are. All legal.

443
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,796
What seemed to be your rush,
Mr. Sullivan?

444
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,234
Well, surf's up.

445
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,992
Surf's up. Surf's up.

446
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,519
Who's the wise guy in the back?

447
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,398
Oh, nobody.

448
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,993
Nobody. Nobody.

449
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,912
Shut up, Babalu.

450
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,033
You and your friend better
step out.

451
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,478
Well, now, that ain't
as easy as it sounds, officer.

452
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,789
And why is that?

453
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,437
Well, he don't exactly
take to strangers much.

454
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,318
We'll try to be
as friendly as possible.

455
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,799
Now, both of you step out.

456
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,788
- You really did it now, Babalu.
- Surf's up.

457
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,393
Come on up.

458
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,353
Surf's up.

459
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,795
Babalu.

460
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,999
Come on, Babalu.
These boys mean business.

461
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,914
- Surf's up. Surf's up.
- This is my day for birds.

462
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,479
Pretty bird. Hello.

463
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,312
- Pretty bird.
- That's a pretty bird.

464
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,835
- Pretty bird.
- Hello. Hello.

465
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,589
Hello.

466
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,512
You owe these boys an apology.

467
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,319
Apology.

468
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,639
- Hey, wait a minute. Look over there.
- Hello. Pretty bird.

469
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,953
Pretty bird.

470
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,079
Help has arrived.

471
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,033
Yeah,
but he's already got a car in tow.

472
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,392
Yeah, kind of hinky, huh?

473
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,710
- Better check it out.
- Okay.

474
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,839
Mr. Sullivan, next time, you leave
a little earlier, you won't have to speed.

475
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,912
- Hope you catch a pipeline.
- Pipeline. Pipeline.

476
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,995
Well, we beat another one, didn't we?

477
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,354
Another one.

478
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,753
Am I glad to see you.

479
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,309
It must be overheated or something.
I don't...

480
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,677
- Step over here, please.
- Just what do you think you're doing?

481
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,516
L.A. 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4
in pursuit of a 211 tow truck...

482
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,717
...north on the Golden State
approaching Ventura Interchange.

483
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,269
211 tow truck
northbound on Golden State...

484
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,510
...approaching
the Ventura Interchange.

485
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,272
He's gonna overshoot the off-ramp.

486
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,555
We've got him.

487
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,271
Look out, Ponch!

488
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,073
Get up here. Get up here.

489
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,159
Put your right hand on your head.

490
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,039
Resisting arrest. That's good
for another year in the slammer.

491
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,191
Hey, easy, easy, big man.

492
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,554
No, you're the big man.

493
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:12,075
Especially when you come up
against helpless women.

494
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,708
Well, they think you're out there
protecting them.

495
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,269
Hey, we try, you know. We really try.

496
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,750
Until some creep like you comes along
and scares them to death.

497
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,518
Don't take it so personal.

498
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,752
Hey, man, I do take it personal.
You know why?

499
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,592
That could be my mother or my sister.

500
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,432
All right, okay, Ponch, all right.

501
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,477
I think slick got the message, all right?

502
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,949
Nice day for a swim, Ponch.

503
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,398
About that uniform damage
you put in for.

504
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,438
The guy insisted
on dancing in the mud.

505
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,677
That was no cherry patch out there,
sarge.

506
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,432
Yeah, four counts of robbery.

507
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,033
We did good, huh?

508
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,952
Yeah, you did good, Ponch.

509
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,680
Now, be just as big a hero
on the court.

510
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,034
I'll do my best, sarge.

511
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,319
Okay, come on, partner,
let's hit them with both barrels.

512
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,072
Come on.

513
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,191
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