1 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:08,964 Let's go for a ride. 2 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:14,596 My name is George Lass. I'm 18 years old and I am down there, somewhere. 3 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:18,056 I'm gonna tell you a story. Not my story, that's later. 4 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:21,138 This is just a story. Ready? 5 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:25,600 Once upon a time, or more specifically, at the dawn of time, 6 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:29,648 god, lower-case G, was "getting busy" with creation, 7 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:31,487 as kids these days say. 8 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:37,819 He gave toad a clay jar and said, "Be careful with this, it's got death inside." 9 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:43,459 Pleased as punch and unaware that he would become god's fall guy on the death issue, 10 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,791 toad promised to guard the jar. 11 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,921 But then one day, toad met frog. 12 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:53,761 "Let me hold the jar of death, or whatever you call it, Frog-bag." 13 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:58,134 With a nod to Nancy Reagan's pearl of wisdom, toad just said no. 14 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:03,011 But frog was determined, and after much whining, toad finally gave in. 15 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:06,182 You can hold it just for a second," he said. 16 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:12,271 In his excitement, frog began to hop and juggle the death jar from one foot to the other. 17 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,564 Frog was an asshole. 18 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:17,784 "Stop!" toad cried, but it was too late. 19 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,995 Frog dropped the jar and it shattered to the ground. 20 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:26,949 When it broke open, death got out, and ever since all living things have to die. 21 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:31,749 Wonder how much better the world would be if frogs stuck to hocking beer? 22 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:36,047 So there you have it, the mystery of death finally revealed. 23 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:39,299 We all die, some of us sooner than later. 24 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:44,937 For me, it's going to be much sooner... but that's only the beginning of my story. 25 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,442 That's not me. 26 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:58,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 27 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:20,713 That's me. I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. 28 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,850 Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation 29 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:28,805 and expectation begets disappointment, so to avoid disappointment, just avoid interest. 30 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:32,605 A equals B equals C equals A, or whatever. 31 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:36,354 I'm also not interested in being a good or a bad person. 32 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,815 Either way, you're screwed. 33 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,575 Bad people are punished by society's law... 34 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,989 Drop your weapon. Put your hands in the air! 35 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,536 .. and good people... 36 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,918 Who's a pretty kitty? You are! 37 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,838 Come on, sweetheart. 38 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,002 .. are punished by Murphy's Law. 39 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,976 So you see my dilemma. 40 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,688 Georgia Lass? 41 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,821 Hi. I'm Delores Herbig, as in "her big brown eyes". 42 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:30,950 I'll be your Happy Time career counsellor. Why don't you come with me? 43 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,893 "Some college," huh? Didn't finish? 44 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,941 "Some" seemed enough. 45 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:04,023 You have management experience in the food service industry. 46 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:08,621 Big mamito with a cherry Pepsi. 47 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:10,828 Yeah. 48 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,659 Do you ever wake up and realise your life is meaningless? 49 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:20,877 - What? - Are you familiar with Microsoft Office? 50 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,878 - Word? Access? PowerPoint? - I know Lotus. 51 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:31,551 We use Excel now, dear. You might think about taking some tutorials. 52 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:37,309 I'll get to the point. What kind of work are you looking for? 53 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:44,774 - I don't know. What's available? - For you, we have clerical positions. 54 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:47,614 Reception, data entry... 55 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:51,364 I was told to ask about being an executive assistant. 56 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:54,500 Well, you can ask. 57 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:59,752 To be absolutely honest, with your rather limited experience and education, 58 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,255 you're better off sticking to redundant duties. 59 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,090 How do you feel about filing? 60 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:08,388 - I never thought about it. - Maybe you should. 61 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,515 Can I make an observation? 62 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:19,060 I haven't seen you smile once since you set foot in this office 63 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:23,737 and a sunny disposition is a bonus in any job, especially at Happy Time. 64 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:29,286 Trust me, no employer is gonna want a sad sack on their hands. 65 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:34,454 - Look at me. I wouldn't have gotten this far... - How far is that? 66 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,918 - I beg your pardon? - How far have you gotten? 67 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:43,289 I mean... it's not like this is a corner office with a view 68 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,961 and every day, you have to find jobs for people, 69 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:50,845 most of which are better than yours and that has to suck. 70 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:54,179 I bet they don't pay you much either. 71 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,358 Just making an observation. 72 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,863 - How did things go today? - OK. 73 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:09,905 - Just OK? - Yeah. Just OK. 74 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:16,039 She's bitter 'cause they told her she wasn't qualified to get a decent job. 75 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,493 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. 76 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:22,333 - Wanna know what I think? - Here we go. 77 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:25,252 You should never have dropped out of college. 78 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:29,548 I still don't understand why you couldn't finish the semester. 79 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,382 What happened to you, Georgia? 80 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:38,137 You used to have friends and be so smart. 81 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,431 It's like you just gave up. 82 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:48,530 - Well, I hate to say, "I told you so." - You love to say it. 83 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,327 Don't talk that way to your mother. 84 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:55,533 - You know it only aggravates her. - Thank you, honey, that's helpful! 85 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,741 Meet the family. 86 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,367 Joy, aged 41, is a Virgo. 87 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:04,881 She's a career secretary and enjoys ice-skating and John Grisham novels. 88 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:11,260 She's afraid of balloons and hates the word "moist". She thinks it's pornographic. 89 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,639 Clancy, aged 43, is a Cancer. 90 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:19,809 He's a tenured professor of English at UW and is, I'm told, very well respected. 91 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,477 He's having an affair with a graduate student. 92 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,016 And that's Reggie. She's ten. 93 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:30,444 She's not really invisible, but as far as I'm concerned, she may as well be. 94 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,328 This is delicious. 95 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,407 And moist. 96 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:52,128 When I was little, Mom told me Santa didn't exist. 97 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:56,261 Neither did the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, or the Great Pumpkin. 98 00:07:56,393 --> 00:08:00,770 Even though she didn't say so, I assumed God didn't either. 99 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,981 Otherwise I'd probably be praying right now. 100 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:25,203 I'd pray for world peace etc and maybe even for a little guidance. 101 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,632 Do you know what it's like, cusping on adulthood, not knowing who you are, 102 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,879 what you wanna be, or even if you wanna be? 103 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,013 It's ten shades of suck is what it is! 104 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,634 - Get up! - Mom. 105 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:43,434 That woman from the temp agency has a job for you. 106 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:46,731 - What kind of job? - Beggars can't be choosers. 107 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,529 - I don't feel good. - Too bad. 108 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:55,241 - I think I have a temperature. - Dammit, Georgia, you are not six years old! 109 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:59,318 18 years of coddling is enough for you, young lady. 110 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:03,952 If you think you can spend your life suckling at my retirement fund, 111 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,161 you've got another thing coming. 112 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,709 You will get up and go to work. 113 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:13,755 You will collect a pay check and move out of this house. 114 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,298 Understood? 115 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,634 Get dressed. 116 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:22,143 - Those are funeral clothes. - There'll be one if you don't move your ass! 117 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,844 The last words my mother will say to me. 118 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,440 Move it! 119 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,974 Boy, is she gonna be sorry. 120 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,656 Who had the nerve to name you Joy? 121 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,786 See all these boxes? 122 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:44,207 We acquired a small insurance company based out of Spokane two years ago. 123 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:48,497 All their claim files were shipped to us for electronic data conversion. 124 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,872 This is what we call the Pit. 125 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:54,957 Get cosy, 'cause you are gonna spend a lot of time here. 126 00:09:55,095 --> 00:10:01,631 So your mission is to sift through all this crap and code it for the pencil-necks in Data Entry. 127 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,971 - Think you can handle that? - Sure, whatever. 128 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,848 Cool. 129 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,025 So what did you do to piss Delores off? 130 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:16,404 - Huh? - Delores Herbig, as in "her big brown eyes". 131 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:24,946 You must've done something. She only gives this job to people she hates. 132 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:30,753 As the day progressed, I began to suspect that Delores Herbig, as in "her big fat ass", 133 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,253 was the devil and she'd condemned me to hell. 134 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:40,093 To spite the great hoofed one, I took every opportunity to shirk my duties. 135 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:54,066 Even though I did my best to do very little, most everyone else was doing a lot less. 136 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,337 Welcome to corporate America. 137 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:21,089 Was this it? Was this who I was? 138 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:26,050 Would I forever be remembered as a file clerk? Or worse, a temp? 139 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,956 Just toss 'em in there. 140 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,953 Where are the other files? 141 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,874 - What other files? - The files I requested, the red-flag cases. 142 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,508 Yeah. Looked for those, couldn't find them. 143 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,471 Well, files just don't disappear. 144 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:11,979 They do if you drop them down an elevator shaft. 145 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,183 Is that a joke? 146 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,065 I don't know. Yeah, maybe. 147 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,857 Can I go now? 148 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,858 - Which elevator? - Middle one. 149 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:36,371 I was doomed to spend the rest of my life in a dead-end job. 150 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,258 And I'm not just being dramatic. 151 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:45,007 It really is the rest of my life... which actually only amounts to the next half hour. 152 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,903 Hey, what's up? 153 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:02,813 - Nothing. - Nada mucho, that's cool. 154 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:07,029 It's your lunch hour. We'll see you back here in 35. 155 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,538 If it's my lunch hour, why is it 35 minutes? 156 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:15,995 'Cause they did some research five years ago and they clocked some folks 157 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:22,132 and figured that's how long it takes to go somewhere, get your food and eat it. 158 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:26,092 So we'll see you in three-five. 159 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,236 It was a beautiful day. 160 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,820 The sun was shining, the sky was blue 161 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,284 and the Russian space agency was de-orbiting the Earth. 162 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:55,624 There was a miscalculation in the density of the ionosphere at the point of entry 163 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,412 or something like that. 164 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:02,788 It was supposed to fall in the Pacific, but a few pieces got to the West Coast, 165 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,417 including the seat of a 0-G toilet. 166 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,590 Excuse me? Got the time? 167 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:13,639 - Five after one. - Thank you. Thank you very much,. 168 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,226 So what is your name? 169 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,440 - George. - Uh, middle name? 170 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,025 - You got a middle name? - Fuck off! 171 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,646 Does it start with an "L"? 172 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,454 You'd better hurry, George. 173 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,492 You're gonna be late. 174 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:57,389 They say your life flashes before your eyes the moment before you die. 175 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:01,816 That might be true if you're terminally ill, or your parachute doesn't open, 176 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:08,396 but if death sneaks up on you, the only thing you have time to think is, "Aw, shit!" 177 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,030 Get outta here! 178 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,661 I'll solve the puzzle! 179 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,344 Hey, dead girl! Hold on a minute. 180 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:15,343 That's Rube, he's undead. 181 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,263 They say there are five psychological stages of death. 182 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,599 Ironically, this applies even if you're already dead. 183 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,559 Number one, denial. 184 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,184 This is happening, this isn't real. 185 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,570 Peanut, this is as real as it gets. You're dead. 186 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:36,034 That's Betty, also undead. 187 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,499 - This is yours. - Mercy, that thing made a horrible noise! 188 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,414 But... I don't remember feeling anything. 189 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:50,458 - Your soul was popped out before impact. - We do that for violent deaths, as a courtesy. 190 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:54,722 - But I didn't wanna die. - Oh, nobody does. Except suicides. 191 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,675 They're no fun. 192 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,180 Number two is anger. 193 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,893 I'm only 18! I haven't done anything! This isn't fair! 194 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:14,026 So what are you? Like... angels or something? 195 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:18,658 No, no, ma'am. Angels don't get their hands dirty. 196 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,789 You know, upper-management types. 197 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:27,622 We have the unfortunate distinction of being called grim reapers. 198 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:30,591 Number is three is bargaining. 199 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:35,213 Well, then can't you take somebody else? Like, an old person? 200 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,182 That homeless guy? I won't tell, I promise! 201 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,771 - All right. - Really? 202 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:47,266 - No. - Well, I want my life back! 203 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,315 It's not like you were doing anything with it. 204 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,439 And then there's depression. 205 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,497 - I know what might cheer you up. - What? 206 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,701 Your autopsy. 207 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:12,832 There's something about seeing your body all empty, or in my case, in pieces. 208 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:18,210 Rube says it's like looking at a bowl of peach cobbler you dropped on the floor. 209 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,598 As good as it was, you just don't want it. 210 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:25,558 It sounds kinda whacked, but it did make me feel better. 211 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:30,982 - I don't get it. Why do an autopsy? - To identify the body. 212 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:36,105 - How hard can that be? - You were hit by an object travelling 200mph, 213 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:41,033 with a surface temperature exceeding 1,500 degrees Fahrenheit. Do the math. 214 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:44,199 I didn't know what was more disturbing, being dead, 215 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:48,661 or the fact that the first man to touch my body was a coroner. 216 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,544 This has been lovely, but isn't it time I should be going? 217 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,999 You got some place to be? 218 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,423 I don't know? Do I? 219 00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,638 Gotta stick around till your body's been laid to rest. 220 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,387 I'm meat. How much rest do I need? 221 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:08,678 Not important. Just say goodbye to this life before saying hello to the next. 222 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:13,643 What do you mean, "the next one"? Am I being reincarnated or something? 223 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:17,822 Don't be an ass. 224 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,407 Everyone says the same shit at funerals. 225 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:26,989 They talk about how sweet and full of life you were, 226 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,576 how it was your time and you can't question God's plan. 227 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,539 They never say anything bad. 228 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,124 The biggest turds in the toilet come up smelling of roses. 229 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,379 She was a wonderful girl, so full of life. 230 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:44,848 # In the afterlife You could be heading for the serious strife 231 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,052 # Now you make the scene all day... 232 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,179 Get those outta here. 233 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,729 Get out. Get out! 234 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:58,066 Betty, she just loves funerals. You'd think she'd never been to one before. 235 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,274 # People listen attentively 236 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,200 # I mean about future calamity 237 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,616 # I used to think the idea was obsolete 238 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,237 # Until I heard the old man stamping his feet... 239 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,161 I am so very sorry for your loss. 240 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,672 Excuse me, this seat's taken. 241 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,884 Oh, excuse me. 242 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:35,352 - How come they can see you, but not me? - Well, peanut, you're dead. 243 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,439 - So are you. - Bite your tongue! 244 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:42,569 - I'll have you know I am un-dead. - What's the difference? 245 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,989 An undead person has certain rights. 246 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,527 For instance, I have a physical body. 247 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:51,827 I can enjoy the deliciousness of this tasty Key lime pie. 248 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:56,460 And if I so choose, I can interact with the living. 249 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,629 Observe. 250 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,917 - How do you do, sir? - Fine. 251 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,259 - You can't do that. - That sucks. 252 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:08,513 For you dead types, sure, but it keeps the riffraff in its place. 253 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:15,348 - I'm so glad you're here. - Clancy, I'm so sorry. 254 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:19,022 # .. will be revealed on the other side... # 255 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:28,654 Is a friendly hug between two men supposed to last that long? 256 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,202 And then there was Reggie. 257 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:19,871 After ignoring her for ten years, I guess it was my turn to be the invisible sister. 258 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,309 You missed the commotion. Your mother was bawling so hard she choked. 259 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:46,020 - They almost called an ambulance. - Really? 260 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:50,570 She's a mess. She's never gonna stop missing her little girl. 261 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:54,238 Since you're Interaction Man, can't you tell them I'm OK? 262 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:57,992 - I'll get right on it. - Then I'll tell them. 263 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:01,710 How will do you do that? Rattle chains, make lights flicker? 264 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:06,336 Know how to make wind sounds? I can do that part for you. 265 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:10,052 Why do you have to be such as asshole? 266 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,056 Oh, goddammit. 267 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:15,237 - So what's next? Onward and upward? - Onward, not upward. 268 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:19,369 No Pearly Gates for you. No choirs of angels neither. 269 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:24,578 - You dick, you're sending me to hell? - You're not that interesting. 270 00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:28,166 You, little dead girl, are gonna be a grim reaper. 271 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:30,709 Huh? 272 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:33,633 Hundreds and thousands of people die every day. 273 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:39,388 Bodies are easy: dig a ditch, light a match. But the souls, who takes care of them? 274 00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:44,436 We do. We're bail bondsmen for the disembodied. 275 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:50,477 Once their souls ditch the fleshy parts, they're in our custody till they reach their final destination. 276 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,904 I assume you're taking about heaven? 277 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,528 Who knows? 278 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:59,904 - Whatever, I hope it's not gaudy, like the Bible. - I like to think it's like this. 279 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:02,081 So there is a God? 280 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:04,119 What do you think? 281 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:07,454 Willkommen. What can I get you? 282 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:12,134 T-bone steak and eggs over-easy. I want toast instead of hash browns. 283 00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:14,753 Syrup pancakes, and don't skimp on the butter. 284 00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:18,508 And some crispy bacon: extra, extra, extra crispy. 285 00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:21,514 - Drink? - Lemonade. 286 00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:26,273 I'm not staying. I have an appointment downtown. Hope it's not another dead hooker. 287 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,476 Miss? 288 00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:33,323 Miss? 289 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:38,154 You... You said no one could see me. 290 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:43,911 Before you joined the ranks of the undead. Order before she thinks you're retarded. 291 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:46,499 Uh... what he's having. 292 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:49,248 Mm-hm. 293 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:53,341 I'm still having trouble with this whole "Why me?" issue. 294 00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:56,305 You filled someone's quota. 295 00:25:56,431 --> 00:26:00,429 Everyone's assigned an unspecified allotment of souls to collect. 296 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:05,352 Now, you don't know how many... until you've nabbed the last one. 297 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:11,275 Remember that weird guy who asked your name before you got torpedoed by the toilet seat? 298 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,029 You were his last one. 299 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:17,782 So he gets promotion, nice benefits package, and you take his place. 300 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:22,786 I was glad to see him go. He was a pain in the ass. 301 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:26,783 It's like being the millionth customer, except there's no shopping spree. 302 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,959 You could've told me before. 303 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,330 Pardon my savoir-faire. 304 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:35,511 Dying is dramatic enough without this stuff messing with your head. 305 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:40,513 Don't get your knickers in a knot. It's a destiny thing. Enjoy it. 306 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:44,471 They kept tossing around words like "destiny" and "fate". 307 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:49,065 The word "choice" was never mentioned. Because I didn't have one. 308 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,186 - OK, bye. - Bye-bye. 309 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,858 And congratulations. 310 00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:58,232 Are you gonna eat your bacon? 311 00:27:01,913 --> 00:27:05,911 Just like that, I became a grim reaper. Swear to God! 312 00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:10,369 I was born again. But not in a creepy, religious way. 313 00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:13,589 All around me was a bright, shiny new world. 314 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,839 And death was everywhere. 315 00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:20,965 Infectious and parasitic disease. 316 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,134 Circulatory system disease. 317 00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:26,888 Malignant neoplasms. 318 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:31,315 Those were the big three. The leading causes of death worldwide. 319 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:35,606 But they weren't my problem. Grim reapers are assigned to specific divisions. 320 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:39,404 My division is External Influence. Translation... 321 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,326 murders... 322 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:43,616 suicides... 323 00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:46,413 accidents etc. 324 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,664 And I do mean etc. 325 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:30,659 That's Roxy. She could kick your ass. 326 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,952 Every reaper has their own style - 327 00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:36,622 those little personal touches that make death so special. 328 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,132 - Morning. - Morning. 329 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:49,719 You don't just stand there waiting for a piano to drop. 330 00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:54,232 It's polite to take her soul at the corner, give her some dignity. 331 00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:09,993 Do you get off dropping pianos on people? Is that a fetish? 332 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:14,870 - It's not our job to drop pianos or toilet seats. - Whose job is it? 333 00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:19,540 - Gravelings. - Gravelings? 334 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:22,760 - Are they invisible? - No, they're not invisible. 335 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:26,221 You just can't see 'em when you're looking at 'em. 336 00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:31,973 But when something's about to happen, or just happened, you might catch a glimpse. 337 00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:35,059 - So just don't freak out. - But they're real? 338 00:29:38,528 --> 00:29:40,604 Yeah, 'fraid so. 339 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:46,405 They set things in motion, they make the accidents happen. 340 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:51,949 - They kill people? - Life and death have to exist in perfect harmony 341 00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:58,086 and call it what you want, but that balance has to be maintained. 342 00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:02,755 - Or else? - Things get outta hand. That ain't pretty. 343 00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:08,635 What's up, pussycat? George, this is Mason. 344 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:11,554 Mason. Oh, Mason, Mason, Mason! 345 00:30:11,686 --> 00:30:14,557 - Mason, George. - Does this cracker talk to every... 346 00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:18,272 - Shh! - You just shushed me. That's rude, man! 347 00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:20,857 It's disrespecting the dead. 348 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:22,695 You come here. 349 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:28,030 You murdered each other in a crack den. You do not deserve my respect. 350 00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:29,703 Hence, shh! 351 00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:33,280 That's cold, man. 352 00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:37,414 George died a week ago in a freak aerospace accident. 353 00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:40,416 Yeah, I remember you. Toilet-seat girl. 354 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:43,881 Already got yourself a nickname. 355 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:48,304 Toilet-seat girl needs a place to stay. Know of any vacancies? 356 00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:51,800 - Place in Spring Hill might be available. - Find out. 357 00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:55,101 I love you, peanut, but you're wearing me out. 358 00:30:55,230 --> 00:31:00,437 I'll see to Mutt and Jeff. Let her tag along to your 2.30. 359 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:03,142 - She needs observation. - When do you want her back? 360 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:06,150 9.30am at The Waffle House. Banana Bonanzas. 361 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:09,319 There's your bus. Go with the nice man. 362 00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:15,906 It's rented out to some accountant. 363 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:18,794 He cooked the books for some tribal casinos. 364 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,874 He got the bills paid from an offshore account. 365 00:31:27,345 --> 00:31:31,639 - How did he die? - I don't know, didn't ask. 366 00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:37,847 - The bills are paid until when? - Until the account closes. 367 00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:39,855 - Meantime, you squat. - As in...? 368 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:43,566 As in settling in property without right or payment of rent. 369 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:47,194 - Reapers are squatters? - Think of it as subsidised housing. 370 00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:51,820 - We perform a public service. - The living probably don't think so. 371 00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:56,989 - What if someone shows up? - You walk away. 372 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,581 If you've trashed the place, you run away. 373 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:03,080 - So I just crash here? - Yeah, more or less. 374 00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:06,548 - Do I get keys? - If you can find them. 375 00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:09,511 - Jesus Christ! - What? 376 00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:13,388 Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! 377 00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:15,723 Don't get loud. What? 378 00:32:15,852 --> 00:32:17,512 Those are dead people. 379 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,605 No shit. 380 00:32:21,358 --> 00:32:24,857 - I can't live with dead people. That's gross! - Huh. 381 00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:28,317 You won't have to. Look at these bodies. 382 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:32,232 Execution, execution, execution... 383 00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:37,205 These guys were probably tortured to death. This was a professional job. 384 00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:38,992 So? 385 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:44,286 So these bodies aren't just gonna lay around. They'll disappear. 386 00:32:44,422 --> 00:32:48,206 They've got cleaning crews for this kind of thing. 387 00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:54,512 They're probably on their way now with a couple of vats of acid and a carpet steamer. 388 00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:04,229 What are you doing? 389 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:06,980 Collecting my salary. 390 00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:09,021 Leave the plastic. Cash is king. 391 00:33:10,657 --> 00:33:14,026 We don't get paid through proper channels? 392 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:18,156 No. 393 00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:21,955 I kept telling myself, "They're dead. It's a victimless crime." 394 00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:26,628 Then it occurred to me that that's what guys who have sex with corpses do. 395 00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:30,374 There's the accountant. Check his pocket for the keys. 396 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,838 Oh. 397 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,524 Um... 398 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:52,613 .. not that I'm any great bastion of morality, but isn't stealing from dead people kinda tacky? 399 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:57,198 Well, it's either this... or get yourself a day job. 400 00:33:58,038 --> 00:33:59,698 He's not joking. 401 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:02,867 The US Government doesn't provide food stamps for grim reapers. 402 00:34:03,001 --> 00:34:06,500 We don't have bus passes, or get into movies for free. 403 00:34:06,629 --> 00:34:10,413 Most reapers take from the dead. Others get day jobs. 404 00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:14,382 Do I need to be crossing over, passing on, or something? 405 00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:17,430 You ain't going nowhere until I've fill my quota. 406 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:29,730 Hi. What you guys doing? 407 00:34:29,861 --> 00:34:33,479 - Looking for keys. - I have 'em. I called two hours ago. 408 00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:36,402 - Have you got a place? - Probate's over. 409 00:34:36,534 --> 00:34:39,903 My agent asked me to leave. It was very civil. 410 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:43,870 Well, shit. Now we have to find her somewhere to stay. 411 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,832 Can't I couch-surf with one of you for a couple of days? 412 00:34:47,962 --> 00:34:50,667 That's the problem. It's never just a couple of days. 413 00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:56,422 No. Two days becomes a week, a week becomes a month, we know nothing about you... 414 00:34:56,554 --> 00:35:00,137 You could be crazy and you'd be in our home. 415 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,639 You understand our position? 416 00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:14,447 Friends of mine at Circulatory Disease give me the skinny on vacancies in their division. 417 00:35:14,572 --> 00:35:20,159 I don't normally share a privileged 411, but I like you, Toilet Seat, you're boxy. 418 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:23,074 There won't be arterial spray everywhere, will there? 419 00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:27,535 Let's hope he was considerate enough to die outside the home. 420 00:35:27,669 --> 00:35:29,543 Enter the angry white man. 421 00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:32,376 - What the fuck are you doing? - Who are you? 422 00:35:32,507 --> 00:35:35,080 - Who are you, bitch? - About the apartment... 423 00:35:35,218 --> 00:35:38,219 Occupied. Fuck off! 424 00:35:43,018 --> 00:35:46,636 - He called you "bitch". - Maybe we should let him keep it. 425 00:35:46,771 --> 00:35:49,523 I'm not gonna co-sign on his bullshit. 426 00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:51,476 Don't call me bitch, bitch. 427 00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:57,355 Sorry to disturb you again. Me and my colleagues represent the local... 428 00:35:57,490 --> 00:36:01,868 .. housing authority. The tenant of 12J is deceased. 429 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,996 - This is 12J. - Yes, it is. 430 00:36:05,123 --> 00:36:09,500 - We're going to have to ask you to leave. - I've got rights, cock-knocker. 431 00:36:09,627 --> 00:36:14,289 - I ain't going nowhere. - Local and state laws on tenants rights 432 00:36:14,424 --> 00:36:17,378 are only applicable to traditional rental situations. 433 00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:19,135 They don't cover squatting. 434 00:36:19,262 --> 00:36:22,927 My name's on the lease, you piece of shit! 435 00:36:24,059 --> 00:36:27,059 - Excuse me? - My name's on the goddamned lease. 436 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:30,520 - I want some ID. - You're DW Manus. 437 00:36:30,648 --> 00:36:32,308 That's right. 438 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,025 - You said he was dead. - I'm alive and kicking your ass! 439 00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:41,148 I... I'm so embarrassed. I... 440 00:36:41,284 --> 00:36:43,407 - What did you do? - I made a mistake. 441 00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:46,407 - Damned right. - Excuse us! 442 00:36:53,672 --> 00:36:57,669 Well... he wasn't scheduled to die until next Tuesday. 443 00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:05,381 - Are you shitting me? - I thought it said the first, but it was the seventh. 444 00:37:05,517 --> 00:37:07,924 - That looks like a one. - That's your writing. 445 00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:10,303 I feel bad enough already. 446 00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:14,932 - What are we gonna do? - I think we should leave. 447 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:20,481 - OK, we'll come back next Tuesday. - Have a nice week. 448 00:37:20,615 --> 00:37:23,106 The angry white man kept his apartment 449 00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:26,493 until a coronary thrombosis terminated his lease. 450 00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:29,615 In the meantime, I was homeless. 451 00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:39,498 Do you remember when you first asked your parents about the D-word? 452 00:37:39,634 --> 00:37:42,339 My dad just about shit his pants. 453 00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:45,424 He told me not to worry. 454 00:37:45,557 --> 00:37:51,761 He said most people died when they're so old, they don't care about living any more. 455 00:37:53,648 --> 00:37:56,483 Sorry, I tuned you out. Were you whining? 456 00:37:56,609 --> 00:37:58,567 I didn't sleep for a month. 457 00:37:58,695 --> 00:38:00,486 As childhood traumas go, 458 00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:03,982 nothing beats the realisation that everything dies. 459 00:38:06,077 --> 00:38:08,153 Including you. 460 00:38:09,205 --> 00:38:12,325 It's worse than anything your parents could do to you. 461 00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:16,077 I was a happy child. I never thought about death much. 462 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:20,214 Do you guys wanna get some ice cream? 463 00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:26,595 Betty treated us to an ice cream and left. 464 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:30,174 I had chocolate-chocolate something. Mason had vanilla. 465 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:35,102 Normally, I'd find that suspicious, but on him, it was endearing. 466 00:38:35,231 --> 00:38:37,473 Hey, look. 467 00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:41,309 - This is what we look like to the living. - Holy shit. 468 00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:44,605 # Everybody flew, flew... # 469 00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:50,826 Of all the things that go with being undead, this one freaked me out the most. 470 00:38:50,955 --> 00:38:54,407 - Who decides what we look like? - I don't know. 471 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:58,042 Maybe this is what our inner child looks like when it grows up. 472 00:38:58,171 --> 00:39:01,622 It looked like my inner child's road to adulthood 473 00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:08,805 was paved with crack cocaine, ten-dollar blow-jobs and maybe even a trick baby or two. 474 00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:11,221 Do you think she's pretty? 475 00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:16,264 - Hmm... Not as pretty as you. - I should've said, "Thank you." 476 00:39:16,398 --> 00:39:22,518 I wanted to say, "Thank you," to smile and flirt and giggle. Instead, I said... 477 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:24,860 Whatever. 478 00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:44,755 As the fly upon the wall, observe, do not interact. 479 00:39:44,884 --> 00:39:49,012 - That's very Zen of you. You must smoke pot. - Seriously. 480 00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:54,560 Some reapers believe that your appointment with death is on the books before you're born. 481 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:58,102 - What if they don't make the appointment? - How should I know? 482 00:39:58,231 --> 00:40:04,352 All I'm saying is don't start moving shit around and talking to people, because you... 483 00:40:04,487 --> 00:40:06,444 .. might change the outcome of events. 484 00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:11,235 Treat it like a retroactive crime scene. Stick to the sidelines, look for high-risk factors. 485 00:40:11,369 --> 00:40:13,029 Like what? 486 00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:16,365 The people behind that counter. 487 00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:25,162 They're miserable. Unhappy people do unhappy things. 488 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:30,294 Bob's big boy on the ladder. He could fall. He could fall on somebody. 489 00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:35,721 Tweeker chick. She could be free-basing in the ladies' room. This could be an overdose. 490 00:40:35,852 --> 00:40:39,019 Maybe she's got her period. Lighten up. 491 00:40:39,147 --> 00:40:41,305 You get the picture? 492 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:01,701 - A slight clue. - Huh? 493 00:41:01,836 --> 00:41:06,794 A graveling in the bank lobby with a banana peel. 494 00:41:06,925 --> 00:41:13,129 It might not be the graveling. It could be murder, suicide, food poisoning. 495 00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:15,340 It's the banana peel. 496 00:41:16,226 --> 00:41:18,053 Graveling, banana peel. 497 00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:22,269 Let's say it is the graveling. Banana peel's too obvious. 498 00:41:22,399 --> 00:41:25,435 I saw them drop a piano on some chick's head. 499 00:41:25,568 --> 00:41:29,068 - They don't want points for originality. - It's not the banana peel. 500 00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:34,572 If it's not the banana peel, throw it in the garbage. 501 00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:40,908 Fine. I'll do it. 502 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:50,208 All right! There is a possibility that it might be the banana peel. Now sit back down. 503 00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:57,392 That's what I thought you would say. 504 00:41:58,768 --> 00:42:02,980 - So how much do we know about this person? - Who? 505 00:42:03,106 --> 00:42:05,941 The one that's gonna die. 506 00:42:06,484 --> 00:42:10,268 Not a lot. Name's Moore, initials BM. 507 00:42:12,782 --> 00:42:16,447 - BM Moore? - That's what it says. 508 00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:22,907 ETD is 2.36. 509 00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:26,494 - ETD? - Estimated Time of Death. 510 00:42:28,548 --> 00:42:32,380 So is our "BM" a he or a she? 511 00:42:32,510 --> 00:42:34,420 I don't know. 512 00:42:34,554 --> 00:42:36,843 - You're kidding? - No, I'm not kidding. 513 00:42:36,973 --> 00:42:42,180 - We get a name, an address and an ETD. - That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 514 00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:46,144 - And on a Post-it note? - The less we know, the better. 515 00:42:46,274 --> 00:42:49,608 - How do you figure that? - Because it keeps it clean. 516 00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:56,694 It's a lot easier not to give a shit when you don't know anything about them. 517 00:42:57,911 --> 00:43:02,537 So I was as the fly upon the wall. I observed, I didn't interact. 518 00:43:02,665 --> 00:43:07,043 In my observations, I heard plenty of B-names being bandied about in office gossip, 519 00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:09,246 but were any of them BMs? 520 00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:13,294 There was Byron, the embezzling bank manager. 521 00:43:17,597 --> 00:43:19,839 Brenda, the office slut. 522 00:43:21,893 --> 00:43:24,728 Uh-huh... Yeah. 523 00:43:26,481 --> 00:43:27,644 Yeah. 524 00:43:27,774 --> 00:43:30,347 Brad, the philandering loan officer. 525 00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:34,613 Uh, yeah... Uh... I'll... I'll call you back. 526 00:43:37,325 --> 00:43:40,326 And Becky, his adoring wife. 527 00:43:45,709 --> 00:43:49,623 But there was one more B-name they weren't gossiping about. 528 00:43:51,297 --> 00:43:52,673 Hello. 529 00:43:55,218 --> 00:43:57,175 Can I help you? 530 00:44:00,015 --> 00:44:02,766 Brett, the hapless bank robber. 531 00:44:02,892 --> 00:44:05,514 Everyone listen to me. 532 00:44:05,645 --> 00:44:11,897 This device is designed to detect the activation of a silent alarm. 533 00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:17,530 If the silent alarm is detected, I'll start killing everyone. 534 00:44:19,617 --> 00:44:22,108 I mean, people. I'll start killing people. 535 00:44:22,245 --> 00:44:24,202 He rehearsed all morning. 536 00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:26,240 Put your weapon on the floor. 537 00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:30,502 Now, now! Put it on the ground, now! 538 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,544 Still think it's the banana peel? 539 00:44:35,592 --> 00:44:37,668 Kick it over to me. 540 00:44:46,144 --> 00:44:48,220 Everybody down on the floor, now! 541 00:44:49,522 --> 00:44:52,310 Now, you get out of here, now! Hurry! 542 00:44:52,442 --> 00:44:55,015 All of you, get down here, now! 543 00:44:57,489 --> 00:44:59,647 All right. 544 00:45:01,409 --> 00:45:06,285 Meanwhile, the philanderer and the office slut were making sweet, sweet love... 545 00:45:12,295 --> 00:45:15,913 .. as they had done so many times before. 546 00:45:26,643 --> 00:45:28,932 Bradley! Brad! 547 00:45:29,062 --> 00:45:30,473 Brad? 548 00:45:31,690 --> 00:45:33,599 Down on the floor! 549 00:45:33,733 --> 00:45:37,565 Don't you point that gun at me. I'm holding a baby. 550 00:45:37,696 --> 00:45:39,653 Shut up! 551 00:45:39,781 --> 00:45:42,948 - You shut up. - Oh, my God! 552 00:45:43,993 --> 00:45:48,287 Don't stop what you're doing. This man is waiting for his money. 553 00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:51,581 - How many people are supposed to die? - Just one. 554 00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:55,292 - Hurry! - I think. 555 00:45:55,422 --> 00:45:59,122 - You, you know Brad? - Yes. 556 00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:01,714 I'm his wife. 557 00:46:01,845 --> 00:46:03,469 Oh. 558 00:46:05,306 --> 00:46:07,429 - Oh... - Yeah, oh. 559 00:46:08,727 --> 00:46:10,850 Is my baby cheating on me? 560 00:46:10,979 --> 00:46:12,888 Uh... 561 00:46:13,023 --> 00:46:18,527 - Tell me the truth. Is he? - Yes, ma'am. The whole bank knows about it. 562 00:46:19,612 --> 00:46:21,688 Fucker. 563 00:46:21,823 --> 00:46:23,899 Oh, my God. 564 00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:27,320 Oh, motherfucker. 565 00:46:32,959 --> 00:46:36,375 - How long has he been cheating on me? - Uh... 566 00:46:36,504 --> 00:46:40,205 - I don't know. Two years? - I'd say two, at least. 567 00:46:40,342 --> 00:46:43,177 - Did you make love to my husband? - No, no. 568 00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:45,260 Brad! 569 00:46:45,388 --> 00:46:46,633 No, God, no. 570 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,966 Brad? Brad, baby? 571 00:46:51,353 --> 00:46:55,397 I'm not gonna hurt you, I just wanna ask you something, OK? 572 00:46:55,523 --> 00:46:59,651 I know you're here, your jacket's on the back of your chair. 573 00:47:01,404 --> 00:47:03,029 Is he hiding back there? 574 00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:06,774 - I haven't seen him since his break. - Brad! 575 00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:12,866 Are you back there? Get out here right now. I mean it! 576 00:47:20,423 --> 00:47:22,463 You unlock this door! 577 00:47:32,852 --> 00:47:34,928 # In the afterlife 578 00:47:35,063 --> 00:47:37,139 # You could be headed for the serious strife 579 00:47:37,273 --> 00:47:39,266 # Now you make a scene all day 580 00:47:39,401 --> 00:47:41,642 # But tomorrow, there'll be hell to pay 581 00:47:41,778 --> 00:47:44,020 # In the afterlife 582 00:47:44,155 --> 00:47:46,397 # You could be headed for the serious strife 583 00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:48,525 # Now you make a scene all day 584 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:50,451 # But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay 585 00:47:50,578 --> 00:47:52,286 # People listen attentively 586 00:47:52,414 --> 00:47:54,371 # I mean about future calamity 587 00:47:54,499 --> 00:47:57,120 # I used to think the idea was obsolete 588 00:47:57,252 --> 00:48:00,253 # Until I heard the old man stamping his feet # 589 00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:23,943 Nobody died. Is that, like, kosher? 590 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:26,146 It's not 2.36 yet. 591 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:40,002 - Bank's closed. - ATM's busted. I gotta cash my cheque. 592 00:48:40,128 --> 00:48:42,037 Sorry, bank's closed. 593 00:48:44,382 --> 00:48:46,956 Come on, man. 594 00:49:07,947 --> 00:49:11,032 You were right, it was the banana peel. 595 00:49:14,662 --> 00:49:16,951 Dude, that is fucked up! 596 00:49:19,668 --> 00:49:21,577 Wait a sec. 597 00:49:21,711 --> 00:49:23,870 - Is that me? - Yeah. 598 00:49:24,005 --> 00:49:26,675 Sorry, man, you're dead. 599 00:49:29,928 --> 00:49:31,837 No way. 600 00:49:34,015 --> 00:49:36,304 Oh, I just got paid. 601 00:49:37,018 --> 00:49:39,141 Oh, man, this sucks! 602 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:42,349 Do you live alone? 603 00:49:45,276 --> 00:49:49,654 It had a poorly-ventilated, Third-World youth-hostel kind of charm. 604 00:49:49,781 --> 00:49:51,608 And there were no bodies. 605 00:49:51,741 --> 00:49:56,071 And of all the various and sundry stains, none were blood or gore. 606 00:49:56,871 --> 00:49:59,541 I was thankful for the little things. 607 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:03,578 It was official. I was on my own. 608 00:50:03,712 --> 00:50:10,592 I was dead, nay, undead, and not only did I have to find a job, I had to do laundry. 609 00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,676 This was my so-called afterlife. 610 00:50:12,804 --> 00:50:15,924 Hypnotised by the soapy swirl of all-temperature cheer, 611 00:50:16,057 --> 00:50:20,766 it occurred to me if I were alive, my mom would be washing my sheets. 612 00:50:20,895 --> 00:50:25,023 They would magically appear on my bed, crisp, clean and tucked in. 613 00:50:25,150 --> 00:50:28,186 Those days were over. It was all over. 614 00:50:28,319 --> 00:50:33,694 That didn't make it any easier to move on, even though life had moved on without me. 615 00:50:52,635 --> 00:50:55,672 I felt like a pervert peeping from the shadows. 616 00:50:55,805 --> 00:50:59,470 I could see her, but she couldn't see me. 617 00:51:07,567 --> 00:51:09,856 Goddamn, she's selling my shit. 618 00:51:13,448 --> 00:51:15,108 Can I help you? 619 00:51:16,993 --> 00:51:20,243 - How much? - That shouldn't be out here. 620 00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:26,291 It's got a sticker on it. 775... You were gonna sell Frankenfruity for 775 cents? 621 00:51:26,419 --> 00:51:29,504 Who says you can't put a price on childhood memories? 622 00:51:29,631 --> 00:51:32,798 - It's a mistake. It's not for sale. - Why not? 623 00:51:33,551 --> 00:51:37,881 - 'Cause I changed my mind. - I'll give you... five bucks for it. 624 00:51:38,556 --> 00:51:43,265 - I told you, it's not for sale. - It's just a stupid toy. 625 00:51:43,395 --> 00:51:47,807 It was my daughter's, she's dead. Now give me the fuckin' doll! 626 00:51:47,941 --> 00:51:53,279 I never heard my mom say the F-word before. My ears were actually ringing. 627 00:51:55,115 --> 00:51:57,570 - Where did she get it? - What? 628 00:51:57,701 --> 00:52:01,864 Frankenfruity. I've been looking for one for a long time. 629 00:52:03,039 --> 00:52:07,167 She got it at a yard sale when she was a little girl. 630 00:52:07,293 --> 00:52:11,920 - I doubt they make 'em now. Try eBay. - How did your daughter die? 631 00:52:14,009 --> 00:52:17,378 I don't think I wanna have this conversation with you. 632 00:52:17,512 --> 00:52:20,181 Well... what was she like? 633 00:52:23,518 --> 00:52:25,760 Why do you care? 634 00:52:26,813 --> 00:52:30,680 I just think it's cool she had the doll. 635 00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:33,059 Frankenfruity is the shit. 636 00:52:36,197 --> 00:52:39,613 - She drove me crazy, if you want the truth. - What? 637 00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:42,903 She was stubborn. 638 00:52:43,955 --> 00:52:47,122 I think that's only because she was smart. 639 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:49,622 Only too smart. 640 00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:55,841 She figured a lot of things out way before her friends, that's for sure. 641 00:52:59,095 --> 00:53:01,337 We never really got along. 642 00:53:03,099 --> 00:53:06,551 I don't think I was a very good mother. 643 00:53:12,734 --> 00:53:18,404 If you want the goddamn doll, have it till you find one, then I want this back. Understood? 644 00:53:20,283 --> 00:53:22,988 - Five dollars. - It says 775 cents. 645 00:53:23,119 --> 00:53:28,280 You offered me five dollars. You'll get it back when you return my doll. 646 00:53:40,887 --> 00:53:45,099 You need to leave now. You're making me tired. 647 00:53:49,646 --> 00:53:51,520 Bye. 648 00:54:00,115 --> 00:54:05,109 It was the longest conversation I'd had with my mother since my periods started. 649 00:54:11,668 --> 00:54:14,159 And she didn't even know it was me. 650 00:54:32,105 --> 00:54:34,263 Get up! 651 00:54:34,899 --> 00:54:36,607 - Come on. - Mom? 652 00:54:36,735 --> 00:54:38,526 No, not your mother. 653 00:54:38,653 --> 00:54:40,812 - Oh, fuck. - What? 654 00:54:40,947 --> 00:54:43,734 I was hoping it was all a dream. 655 00:54:45,577 --> 00:54:47,902 You get dressed. 656 00:55:02,344 --> 00:55:05,214 - Did you get yourself a place to stay? - Yeah. 657 00:55:05,347 --> 00:55:07,672 - I found a new place too. - Yeah? 658 00:55:07,807 --> 00:55:09,930 Very nicely equipped, all the amenities. 659 00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:14,852 A Jacuzzi tub, walk-in closet with shoes for days, and a king-size bed. 660 00:55:14,981 --> 00:55:18,849 - It's all about the mattress. - Simmons, Terrace Hill, for the infirm. 661 00:55:18,985 --> 00:55:22,188 - You bitch. - Babies don't sleep that good, can't afford to. 662 00:55:23,698 --> 00:55:26,189 So... did the waitress come back? 663 00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:28,484 Damn. I am thirsty. 664 00:55:29,412 --> 00:55:31,737 You don't mind, do you? 665 00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,992 Banana Bonanzas all around. 666 00:55:35,126 --> 00:55:39,338 - I was gonna have... - The man said Banana Bonanzas all around. 667 00:55:42,592 --> 00:55:45,676 Banana Bonanza and can I have more juice, please? 668 00:55:45,804 --> 00:55:48,295 And some water. 669 00:55:50,558 --> 00:55:52,634 - Bless you. - Excuse me. 670 00:55:56,231 --> 00:56:02,269 - Do your nipples get hard when you sneeze? - I, uh... don't know. 671 00:56:02,404 --> 00:56:06,567 - Mine do. I could put an eye out. Yours? - Like little diamonds. 672 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:10,567 Mine are always hard. I'm not sure why. 673 00:56:10,787 --> 00:56:13,704 I already did this guy. 674 00:56:13,832 --> 00:56:16,405 That was senior. This is junior. 675 00:56:16,543 --> 00:56:18,582 Oh. That's sad. 676 00:56:18,712 --> 00:56:22,081 - Should've died together, saved you a journey. - Really though. 677 00:56:23,008 --> 00:56:26,875 Peanut, feel up to taking a soul today? 678 00:56:29,973 --> 00:56:31,348 Not really. 679 00:56:34,060 --> 00:56:36,100 That's too bad. 680 00:56:45,530 --> 00:56:47,819 Time to bust that cherry. 681 00:56:50,952 --> 00:56:54,286 2B or not 2B? That's the question. 682 00:56:55,790 --> 00:56:59,455 And for one unlucky passenger on Coastal Link Express, 683 00:56:59,586 --> 00:57:02,291 it turns out I have the answer. 684 00:57:02,422 --> 00:57:05,921 - How do I know who? - Car six, seat four, travelling alone. 685 00:57:06,051 --> 00:57:08,802 Make sure they stay in their seat. 686 00:57:14,851 --> 00:57:19,145 ETD is 77.277. It's gonna be violent, so pop the soul out quick. 687 00:57:19,272 --> 00:57:21,561 - How violent? - Wear your seat belt. 688 00:57:21,691 --> 00:57:23,767 Do trains have seat belts? 689 00:57:25,070 --> 00:57:28,154 - I don't think they do. - I'm gonna vomit. 690 00:57:31,201 --> 00:57:35,779 Look, the first one's never easy. I remember mine. Damn fool. 691 00:57:35,914 --> 00:57:37,538 He was almost vaporised. 692 00:57:37,665 --> 00:57:42,162 It took me ages to find a piece big enough to pull the soul out. 693 00:57:42,295 --> 00:57:45,415 - What if something goes wrong? - Well, you're already dead. 694 00:57:46,675 --> 00:57:48,833 - That's so not funny. - You'll be fine. 695 00:57:48,968 --> 00:57:51,460 Just do everything like I showed you. 696 00:57:51,596 --> 00:57:55,380 - I'll see you at the next stop. - All aboard! 697 00:58:01,523 --> 00:58:03,183 I was on autopilot. 698 00:58:03,316 --> 00:58:09,022 Every time my body took a step, my mind screamed for it to stop and run the other way. 699 00:58:09,155 --> 00:58:13,367 But I kept walking. I wondered who it was going to be. 700 00:58:13,493 --> 00:58:17,028 And how they planned to get home from the train station. 701 00:58:17,163 --> 00:58:22,454 Were they gonna take a taxi, or was a loved one supposed to pick them up? 702 00:58:26,256 --> 00:58:32,424 If I had one wish, it would be that the person in seat four would be detained by Security 703 00:58:32,554 --> 00:58:38,509 for possession of narcotic substances. Anything to keep them from getting on the train. 704 00:58:39,602 --> 00:58:42,603 No such luck. We have a winner. 705 00:58:43,398 --> 00:58:47,396 I began to fantasise about what a bitch she was, 706 00:58:47,527 --> 00:58:51,276 how everybody hated her, that she was barren, had no children... 707 00:58:51,406 --> 00:58:53,482 Then this happened. 708 00:58:56,703 --> 00:58:58,411 Her name's Kirsti. 709 00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:08,464 All aboard! 710 00:59:10,884 --> 00:59:15,427 She's in kindergarten. She loves drawing and playing with Lego. 711 00:59:15,555 --> 00:59:19,006 Her favourite food is French fries and apple sauce... 712 00:59:19,142 --> 00:59:21,218 .. and she has to die. 713 00:59:38,244 --> 00:59:40,782 This is why having a destiny sucks. 714 00:59:40,914 --> 00:59:44,283 I stared at her seat for what seemed like hours, 715 00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:47,620 thinking about all the things I'd rather be doing, like... 716 00:59:47,754 --> 00:59:51,454 .. having a root canal, or a Pap smear, or going to church. 717 00:59:58,306 --> 01:00:00,678 Sure beats flying, don't it? 718 01:00:00,809 --> 01:00:03,810 What? Oh, yeah, I guess. 719 01:00:03,937 --> 01:00:07,804 All the tequila in Mexico couldn't get me on a plane. 720 01:00:07,941 --> 01:00:13,066 - When I was about your age... - I can't talk to you now... I'm praying. 721 01:00:14,906 --> 01:00:16,281 Oh. 722 01:00:40,598 --> 01:00:44,596 If only I could close my eyes and wish all this away, 723 01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:47,135 wish it into the cornfield or whatever. 724 01:00:52,027 --> 01:00:56,735 I'd open my eyes and I'd start over, I'd do everything right. 725 01:00:56,865 --> 01:01:01,076 I wouldn't drop out of college, work in some crap job, or die. 726 01:01:55,757 --> 01:01:59,007 - Hi. - Do you work for the railroad? 727 01:01:59,135 --> 01:02:00,167 No. 728 01:02:00,303 --> 01:02:03,838 I can't talk to you unless you work for the railroad. 729 01:02:03,973 --> 01:02:06,346 OK, I work for the railroad. 730 01:02:07,435 --> 01:02:10,009 Where's your uniform? 731 01:02:10,146 --> 01:02:12,269 It's at the cleaners', OK? 732 01:02:14,567 --> 01:02:16,893 - What's your name? - Kirsti. 733 01:02:17,612 --> 01:02:20,186 I didn't know what to say. 734 01:02:20,323 --> 01:02:25,115 They don't cover this sort of thing on Sesame Street. So I asked... 735 01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:27,118 Ever been to Sea World? 736 01:02:27,247 --> 01:02:29,323 Magic Mountain? 737 01:02:29,457 --> 01:02:32,791 - Disneyland? - I like Donald Duck. 738 01:02:33,586 --> 01:02:35,544 Yeah, me too. 739 01:02:36,339 --> 01:02:42,294 You know how you spend all day riding all the rides and you don't want to stop? 740 01:02:45,223 --> 01:02:49,766 And your parents say it's time to go home, only you're not ready yet? 741 01:02:49,894 --> 01:02:55,730 You want to go on one more ride, but you can't? And it's not fair, you're pissed off that... 742 01:02:57,068 --> 01:03:00,022 Is any of this making any sense? 743 01:03:14,961 --> 01:03:17,168 Why don't you come sit with me? 744 01:03:18,256 --> 01:03:20,083 Miss? Everything all right? 745 01:03:20,216 --> 01:03:22,886 - We're just changing seats. - Do you know her? 746 01:03:23,011 --> 01:03:25,466 I don't know her. 747 01:03:25,597 --> 01:03:29,215 - You should go to your assigned seats. - She'll sit with me. 748 01:03:44,949 --> 01:03:46,776 Sit down. Hold onto something. 749 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:48,902 Mr Blinky! 750 01:04:30,328 --> 01:04:32,784 Everyone OK? 751 01:04:32,914 --> 01:04:35,666 There were ten passengers in this car. 752 01:04:38,003 --> 01:04:40,754 I'll count you all off. 753 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,502 One... two... 754 01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:46,008 .. three... 755 01:04:46,136 --> 01:04:47,713 .. four... 756 01:04:47,846 --> 01:04:50,467 Sweet Kirsti with her baby-doll dress 757 01:04:50,598 --> 01:04:54,014 and patent leather Mary Janes was alive and well. 758 01:04:55,061 --> 01:04:58,181 I secretly hoped that this was grounds for a termination. 759 01:04:58,690 --> 01:05:02,308 -.. ten. - That was one more than there should be. 760 01:05:03,069 --> 01:05:05,441 We're all here. 761 01:05:15,707 --> 01:05:19,657 Fortunately, the trauma of our collective near-death experience 762 01:05:19,794 --> 01:05:22,581 kept conversation to a minimum. 763 01:05:31,973 --> 01:05:35,010 We're probably not too far from Highway 20. 764 01:05:35,143 --> 01:05:37,716 I'm sure rescue teams are on their way. 765 01:05:37,854 --> 01:05:40,772 I suggest we keep warm and count our blessings. 766 01:05:40,899 --> 01:05:43,686 Miss? We should stick together. 767 01:05:44,736 --> 01:05:47,227 I have to pee. 768 01:05:47,364 --> 01:05:49,522 Stay close. 769 01:06:04,547 --> 01:06:07,335 - Rube, where are you? - Keep it down. 770 01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:10,836 You could've told me it was a little girl, you dick! 771 01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:15,632 - What difference does it make? - It makes all the difference. Why her? 772 01:06:15,767 --> 01:06:17,843 Why do you think? 773 01:06:19,521 --> 01:06:22,724 - She showed up for her appointment. - Then you should've rescheduled. 774 01:06:22,857 --> 01:06:24,933 That's not how it works. 775 01:06:25,652 --> 01:06:28,225 You just can't change fate. 776 01:06:28,363 --> 01:06:30,320 I did. 777 01:06:32,617 --> 01:06:34,028 What did you do? 778 01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:36,952 What did you do? 779 01:06:38,498 --> 01:06:41,534 She's not dead. I didn't remove her soul. 780 01:06:45,797 --> 01:06:47,790 What do you think you're doing? 781 01:06:47,924 --> 01:06:49,715 I'm letting her live. 782 01:06:51,761 --> 01:06:54,881 Cardinal rule: everybody dies. 783 01:06:56,349 --> 01:06:59,434 You'd better march over there and take her soul. 784 01:06:59,561 --> 01:07:04,602 - If you want her to die, you do it. - Only you can. Death is non-transferable. 785 01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:08,565 She's your mark. Only you can do the deed. 786 01:07:08,695 --> 01:07:12,064 Then barring any accidents, I'd say she has another 80 years. 787 01:07:12,198 --> 01:07:15,033 You believe me, that's 80 years she doesn't want. 788 01:07:17,245 --> 01:07:19,653 What is that supposed to mean? 789 01:07:19,789 --> 01:07:24,001 Her fate was sealed when she stepped onto that train, her soul expired. 790 01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:27,662 Know what happens if you keep souls around after their time? 791 01:07:27,797 --> 01:07:32,459 It's like milk. Spoils. Souls go bad in all kinds of ways. 792 01:07:32,594 --> 01:07:35,429 If you don't understand the severity of the situation, 793 01:07:35,555 --> 01:07:39,138 why don't you consult Webster's on the definition of "bad"? 794 01:07:40,977 --> 01:07:46,647 If you don't take her soul, it will wither and die and rot inside her. 795 01:07:48,193 --> 01:07:50,066 I've seen it happen. 796 01:07:52,364 --> 01:07:55,364 Do you wish to condemn her to that? 797 01:07:55,492 --> 01:07:57,568 She's just a little girl. 798 01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:00,743 She can't die. It's cruel. 799 01:08:00,872 --> 01:08:02,663 It is cruel. 800 01:08:03,708 --> 01:08:06,828 It's cruel she'll never know what life is really like, 801 01:08:06,961 --> 01:08:10,710 cruel she'll miss out on so much love and pain and beauty. 802 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:16,214 I'd say it for everyone, except her. She won't care, she'll be doing something different. 803 01:08:17,263 --> 01:08:19,303 That's just the way it is. 804 01:08:23,603 --> 01:08:26,094 I just wanted to save her. 805 01:08:28,024 --> 01:08:30,100 You can't. 806 01:08:33,113 --> 01:08:35,105 You can't save any of them. 807 01:08:36,157 --> 01:08:38,827 All you can do is make it easier. 808 01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:43,738 That may not seem like a lot, but it is. 809 01:08:58,722 --> 01:09:00,513 Go on. 810 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:31,493 I don't know if this is what I'm supposed to say... 811 01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:36,584 I... I mean, you... 812 01:09:42,098 --> 01:09:45,099 Do me a favour, just close your eyes. 813 01:10:15,632 --> 01:10:21,088 # When I was just a little girl 814 01:10:21,221 --> 01:10:23,926 # I asked my mother 815 01:10:24,057 --> 01:10:26,595 # What will I be? 816 01:10:28,269 --> 01:10:31,852 # Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? 817 01:10:31,981 --> 01:10:33,891 We're gonna go for a ride. 818 01:10:34,025 --> 01:10:37,608 # Here's what she said to me 819 01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:42,401 # Que sera sera 820 01:10:43,827 --> 01:10:47,694 # Whatever will be will be 821 01:10:49,791 --> 01:10:55,627 # The future's not ours to see 822 01:10:55,755 --> 01:10:58,507 # Que sera sera 823 01:11:02,303 --> 01:11:07,215 # When I wasjust a child in school 824 01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:09,592 - Wait! - You can't go where she's going. 825 01:11:09,728 --> 01:11:13,939 # I asked my teacher, what should I try? 826 01:11:15,608 --> 01:11:18,609 - What is it? - It's not for us to know. 827 01:11:18,737 --> 01:11:21,524 # Should I sing songs? 828 01:11:21,656 --> 01:11:25,950 # This was her wise reply 829 01:11:26,077 --> 01:11:30,241 # Que sera sera 830 01:11:31,666 --> 01:11:35,995 # Whatever will be will be... 831 01:11:37,213 --> 01:11:39,669 As we walked into the dark unknown, 832 01:11:39,799 --> 01:11:44,426 or whatever you want to call it, I thought, "Is this it?" 833 01:11:44,554 --> 01:11:46,630 "Is this who I am?" 834 01:11:46,765 --> 01:11:48,841 "Am I really a grim reaper?" 835 01:12:16,086 --> 01:12:19,537 I think for me, death was just a wake-up call. 836 01:12:36,981 --> 01:12:41,940 # When I grew up and fell in love 837 01:12:42,570 --> 01:12:45,275 # I asked my sweetheart 838 01:12:45,407 --> 01:12:47,862 # What lies ahead? 839 01:12:49,661 --> 01:12:54,868 # Will there be rainbows, day after day? 840 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:59,332 # Here's what my sweetheart said 841 01:12:59,963 --> 01:13:03,581 # Que sera sera 842 01:13:05,301 --> 01:13:09,513 # Whatever will be will be 843 01:13:11,391 --> 01:13:15,436 # The future's not ours to see 844 01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:18,935 # Que sera sera # 845 01:13:19,065 --> 01:13:21,141 Subtitles: Lorna Raby ww. broadcasttext. com 846 01:13:22,305 --> 01:13:28,292 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org