1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,998 Everybody dies. That's just the way it is. 2 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:15,176 I'm told I'm not supposed to argue or question or even try to understand. 3 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,216 I'm told a lot these days. 4 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,968 Ever since my life was snuffed out by a toilet seat 5 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,560 and I joined the ranks of the undead. 6 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:27,601 This is Rube. He's my boss. He's undead too. 7 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:31,021 He gets the list, who's to die, when and where, 8 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:34,275 which he passes on to the rest of us grim reapers. 9 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:38,157 - This is what we look like to the living. - Holy shit. 10 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:42,332 My name is George Lass. I take souls for a living. 11 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,993 This was my home, and this was my family. 12 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,913 Dad, Reggie, Mom. 13 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,460 They're having trouble coping. 14 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,336 How do you know it was her? 15 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,969 I only took one. Do I have to go to therapy? 16 00:00:57,098 --> 00:01:02,722 - I don't think I'm supposed to be doing this. - Be patient. You're learning. 17 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:06,472 Decide whether the things you like are worth sticking around for. 18 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,443 If they are, you'll find a way to do this. 19 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,570 - What if I don't? - Then you go away. 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:20,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 21 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:21,421 The average heart beats about 4,300 times an hour. 22 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,428 That's 800,000 times a week... 23 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:32,517 .. 9 million times a crisp fall and 2.77 billion beats in a lifetime. 24 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:41,652 Well, what is an average heart anyway? And how many beats do broken hearts get? 25 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,497 If I had to chose between being a heart or a brain, 26 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:56,414 I would definitely choose a heart. At least you do something. 27 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,007 If you're a brain, at the end of the day, 28 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:09,093 all you're really good at is settling for shitty situations. 29 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,482 - Here. - Thank you. 30 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:17,154 - Where did everyone go? - I don't know. 31 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,522 Maybe one of them had to make a sissy. 32 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,036 Hey, customer. 33 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:38,213 Sir, please don't buy gas here. There's another gas station down the road. 34 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:42,590 This bear should be set free. What if this was your mother in this cage? 35 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:46,886 This bear is depressed and it will die if... 36 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:50,968 - Please don't buy gas here. - Don't buy gas here, please. 37 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,311 - What's the name? - R Luber. 38 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:59,774 You don't have to be here with me. Do I really need a chaperone? 39 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,397 Yeah, actually, you do. 40 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,203 - How's your apartment working out? - Fine. 41 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:10,120 You need to get a slicker. Shiny rubber's the best. You can hose it down. 42 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:15,754 A trench is all right, but you gotta Scotchgard the heck out of it. 43 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,712 Do you really care how it's going with me? 44 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:23,757 Sure. I make my face look like this 45 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,806 and the concerned words come out. 46 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,145 So how do we know which one is Luber? 47 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,892 A little trick I use. Who's R Luber? 48 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,352 Slick. 49 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:36,894 Who are you? 50 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,230 Northwest Association for the Prevention of Wild Animal Abuse. 51 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,561 Oh, yeah? 52 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:46,407 - You've never heard of Nwafpwaa? - Yeah. 53 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:50,700 You're doing a fine thing here. I just wanna shake your hands. 54 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:55,121 Thank you. Thank you for what you're doing. 55 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:58,420 Thank you so much. Come on. 56 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,877 Good job. 57 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,341 I get it. OK. Yeah, thanks for nothing. 58 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:16,724 You see that? People just don't care any more. 59 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:21,603 We've been here for six days. You fucking hicks just don't give a shit! 60 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,193 Can you get us any press? 61 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,360 What's with the trash bag? 62 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,993 - If there's anything you guys need... - Cheeseburger? 63 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:34,040 She's just kidding. Give us a call. 64 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,092 Shit. 65 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,767 - You're late. - Sorry. 66 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,971 You need a slicker. 67 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,901 Now she owns that face. 68 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,395 That's why you pop the soul before they die. 69 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,902 Am I really, really dead? 70 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,032 Really, really. 71 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,955 - Why didn't you say anything? - I thought you were into Joni. 72 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:19,535 Just to piss off my parents. I thought you were hot. 73 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:22,874 - We could have been doing it? - Yeah. 74 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:31,508 Late again, but what am I really late for? 75 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:39,268 The marketing team's latest porn recreation of Cassie, naked, 76 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:44,144 with areolas scanned from a Polaroid of Joe's wife nursing their new baby? 77 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:50,198 Frank, from E-commerce's going-away party? 78 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:55,080 Barbara's underground movement to institute casual Fridays? 79 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,158 One desperate attempt after another 80 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:02,077 to find something in common with someone else and then cling. 81 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,210 "Hey, you have ten fingers? I have ten fingers!" 82 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:11,175 "Let's be friends. We'll make rules and slogans." 83 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:16,347 "If we find someone with nine fingers, we can beat the crap out of them." 84 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,644 It bothered me she was in my workspace. 85 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,189 It bothered me more that I felt a connection for three walls 86 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:29,190 and a chair that smelled like Pine-Sol when it warmed to my body temperature. 87 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,241 - What are you doing? - Are you just getting in? 88 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,242 Looks that way. 89 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,206 The password's rimjob if you wanna get on. 90 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:41,164 I'm the system administrator. I don't think I need a password. 91 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,583 And you're late. 92 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:48,043 What kind of universe would give me the power to extract souls 93 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:51,877 but force me to keep a suck-ass job if I wanna eat? 94 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:57,968 I'm sorry. I guess I'm just still shaken up about the car accident. 95 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,601 My, are you hurt? 96 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,812 I clot fast. 97 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,314 - Take the rest of the day off. - Really? 98 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,774 - Of course. Go home. - Thank you. 99 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,568 Why rimjob? 100 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:22,332 It was the name of my hamster growing up. 101 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:27,505 My grandfather's cat was named Oddjob. 102 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,208 Wow. 103 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:37,969 I wish people were more complicated, but they're not. 104 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:43,855 Delores, am I still gonna get paid for today if I go home? 105 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,262 Actually... 106 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,773 Delores lent me her softball shirt, 107 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:55,147 which wasn't so bad except that human beings have eyeballs... 108 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,740 - Hey. -.. and mouths. 109 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,575 Are you joining the Heffalumps? 110 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:17,093 Maybe it was the uniform, but it did make me wonder... 111 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,134 .. what team was I on? 112 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,186 And always be nice to that lady at the DMV. 113 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,804 I said her weave looked like carpet 114 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,776 and my Social Security number pulls up two bankruptcies. 115 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:33,362 - See? - Don't "see" me. That shit's a major violation. 116 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:37,322 So, still loving your day job, peanut? 117 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:40,204 - I don't know. - Remind me. 118 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,406 Office assistant. 119 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:47,953 You got a whole Breck Girl thing happening. 120 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,045 I don't know what that means. 121 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:53,672 It means you got too much stuff on your face. 122 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:58,013 - Fuckable is promotable. - Anyone want tickets for a hockey game? 123 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,215 - Ooh, when? - 77.30 tonight. 124 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,185 - Duc. - Two tickets? 125 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,098 And a blue line and parking pass too, I think. 126 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,101 - Duc. - Who's Duke? 127 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,852 Pierrot Le Duc. Took a puck to the head last night. 128 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:16,238 - Concussive brain injury? - Asphyxiation. 129 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,987 Didn't have any teeth to stop the thing. 130 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,870 - Where did you get the tickets? - His widow. 131 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,618 How do you know he doesn't have any teeth? 132 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,410 Now, now. 133 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,535 Reggie, are you even ready yet? 134 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,458 - Take that off. - Why? 135 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,837 You know why. 136 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,504 That's the dress my sister wore to my funeral. 137 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,174 - I like this. - You have other clothes! 138 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,516 And those are my pyjamas. 139 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,810 Same stockings, same shoes. 140 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,447 I don't want to have my picture taken. 141 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,952 You're just lucky we're not doing this with my mother. 142 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:13,581 She used to make us practise smiling in a mirror before we left the house. 143 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,965 That's 'cause she doesn't like your smile. 144 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:21,091 - Did she tell you that? - Yeah, she said it was fake. 145 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,889 That bitch. 146 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:32,183 Oh, yeah. See, that's so pretty. 147 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,979 - You're gonna need a sweater. - No, I won't. 148 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,699 - Did you finish your homework? - No. 149 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,872 Oh, God. 150 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,849 In 8th grade, Danny Burkovtold me 151 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:15,354 that if you dropped a penny off the Empire State Building, it could kill someone. 152 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,857 That's how I feel about this. 153 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,902 It doesn't make any sense, but I still have to try it. 154 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:28,164 Going home was fucked up, but I couldn't help myself. 155 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:40,927 I didn't give a gerbil's ass about all this crap when I was alive. 156 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:44,137 Now it all seems suddenly precious. 157 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,445 I remember playing with this doll in the back-yard sandbox 158 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,533 that smelt like cat piss. 159 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:10,030 I remember inviting her to my sixth birthday party, 160 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:14,079 taking her with me to our summers in New Hampshire. 161 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,369 We never went to New Hampshire. 162 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,252 All right. Have you stand right there. 163 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,420 - I prefer to be here. - Sweetie, come right in here. 164 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,925 You look so good. Here we go, guys! 165 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,965 And Wheaties! 166 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:53,453 I never knew much about my sister, 167 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,825 but I do remember she hated math. 168 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,751 Hey, Reggie. Right here. Come on. Give to Monty. 169 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,962 Give to Monty. 170 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:12,637 Happy, everyone. Happy. Smile, Reggie. Smile. 171 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:18,012 Before I left, I needed to grab clean undies from my old bedroom. 172 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,987 Shit! 173 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,715 God bless my mom. 174 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,837 If she ever put a bullet through her head, it'd probably be labelled. 175 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:55,310 When my parents would go out and leave us with a baby-sitter, 176 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:59,849 I would sneak into my mom's closet, press her dresses to my face 177 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,937 and breath her in as close as I could. 178 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:11,442 But there's one smell I didn't realise I'd miss so much. 179 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,654 My own. 180 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,851 Georgia, will you get off your ass and give me a hand? 181 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,898 - Mom? - Don't let the cat out. 182 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,811 Reggie, those are clean. Hang 'em up. 183 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,437 I'll probably miss dinner. 184 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,575 I'm glad we spent all that money on your home office. 185 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:56,118 - It's midterms. - That Pentium whatever. 186 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,406 Well, just let the girls use it. 187 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,534 Whoops. 188 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:03,919 - She can do her homework there. - Nice save. 189 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,123 My cellphone's on. 190 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,499 Fuck. 191 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,342 Ah! 192 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:24,346 Reggie, would you please go get that goddamn sweater?! 193 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,636 You know the story of the princess and the pea? 194 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,685 It was based on my mom. 195 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,984 I think of cats, stray cats. 196 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:21,533 If you keep putting out the food, they'll keep coming back. 197 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,338 If thinking about your sister is painful, 198 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,918 then you have to decide not to. 199 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:38,003 It's up to you. I know you can do it. 200 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,224 - Mom? - Yes? 201 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:50,234 I didn't know if you were still there. 202 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,239 Do you still wear clothes? 203 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,292 Where do you live now? 204 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,939 Can I get ten fingers? 205 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,152 The nails. 206 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:47,118 - This is impossible. - Sap's a bitch. 207 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:51,296 Well, what am I supposed to do? Is there some kind of trick? 208 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:55,634 Do I take the tree soul and ask it to climb itself and get the guy down? 209 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,631 - Here. - No way. 210 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,300 Wow, it moved. 211 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,309 Oh, shit. 212 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,433 You throw like a girl. 213 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:16,857 Can you take tree souls? Do trees have souls? 214 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,359 - Don't know. - What about animals? Or rocks? 215 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,277 What if you try to take a soul's soul? 216 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,905 Don't you ever wonder about this stuff? 217 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,330 I asked Rube once. 218 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:34,749 Nice. He says that you just don't do it, so I don't. 219 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,137 I went home. 220 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:52,264 Everybody wants to go home, but that doesn't make it right. 221 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:56,813 - Nobody saw me. - It's not about them. It's about you. 222 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,105 It's what you see. 223 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,316 Swipe anything? 224 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:10,615 It's tempting to think the little jewels from our lives will bring it all back, 225 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,875 but they don't. 226 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,186 You can't go back. 227 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,802 Are you gonna tell Rube? 228 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,895 - Where's Betty? - Baby-sitting. 229 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:40,191 - I never had a baby-sitter. - Doesn't mean you didn't need one. 230 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:45,030 I'm gonna get a pet bird. 231 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,735 - Don't get a bird. - Why not? 232 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:52,166 They're weird. I can't relate to a bird. They're so far removed. 233 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:56,587 They've got different chromosomes, and they come from eggs. 234 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,632 - They've got faces. - So do cockroaches. 235 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:07,555 - What are you gonna do with a bird? - Stick it in a cage and feed it. 236 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,851 You should at least get one you can eat. 237 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:14,015 I'm gonna get a friend. I'm not gonna eat my friend. 238 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:18,811 They have brains the size of pistachios. It's not smart enough to be your friend. 239 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:24,188 You don't know that. I saw this special on PBS called Animal Miracles. 240 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:27,529 They did a dramatic re-enactment about a guy being robbed. 241 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:30,414 He had a parrot or a cockatiel. 242 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,991 That bird lost its shit when its owner was attacked. 243 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,959 - It opened its cage... - What use is a cage if it can open the door? 244 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:42,502 Where else would you put it? It opened up its cage and went crazy. 245 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:47,179 Pecked out the robber's eyes, scratched his face like he was Tippi Hedren. 246 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,343 Don't you tell me that's not friendship. 247 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:57,604 - How big was this parrot? - I don't know. Parrot-size. 248 00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:01,981 A parrot can't take on a man unless that man is a big pussy. 249 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,987 I didn't say the parrot won. 250 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:07,449 The robber stabbed it with a fork and killed its owner. 251 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,783 - The bird's dead. - So why get one? 252 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:13,910 It's not about homeland security, you stupid motherfucker. 253 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,711 I'm gonna get a friend! 254 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:19,917 Jesus. 255 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,002 She wasn't the only one wanting a friend. 256 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,708 So what are you gonna do now? 257 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,965 I was kind of hoping you were gonna tell me. 258 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:33,264 You're talking to her. 259 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,728 I mean, 'cause if you wanna get dinner or something... 260 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:42,602 Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not up to the bonding buddy-girl thing. 261 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,066 OK? 262 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:48,147 Hard to think what the wrong way to take that would be. 263 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:52,152 I don't wanna bond either. I'm just hungry. 264 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,580 Is that...? 265 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,282 The great... whatever. 266 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,496 Shut up. 267 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,703 This is Bill Bright from Route 77. 268 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:46,422 Controversy continues over the decision to put down the bear. 269 00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:49,505 Animal Control has said it's a matter of policy, 270 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:53,172 but Dora's supporters contend that... 271 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:02,889 - Are you robbing me? - No, there's nothing to fucking rob. 272 00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:06,732 I was dreaming about frogs. 273 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:09,781 - Real ones, or like Kermit? - Real ones. 274 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,448 I saw a movie about frogs. 275 00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,781 They got pissed and ate some people on an island. 276 00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:20,284 - I think it was called Frogs. - Were they bad people? 277 00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:22,625 No, they littered or something. 278 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:25,506 I only like it when bad people die. 279 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:30,009 I like it when nobody dies, so I don't have to work. 280 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:34,681 - What would happen if everybody died? - What do you mean? 281 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:38,392 Like if we were the only ones left? 282 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,599 Oh... 283 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:43,561 You mean like if the frogs ate everyone on the planet? 284 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:45,932 Yeah. 285 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:49,402 I reckon we'd be shovelling a lot of frog shit. 286 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,235 Did you shovel frog shit in your dream? 287 00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:54,443 No. 288 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,947 A frog was carrying me on his back over a river of lava. 289 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,499 A frog? 290 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,835 Yeah. 291 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,250 I have to go. 292 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,048 I've got a business meeting. 293 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:18,048 Got to get our ducks in a row, fine-tune the language. 294 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:24,262 You should do something with this place. 295 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:27,104 I've been in crack houses with more style. 296 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,393 - Do you need this back? - No. 297 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,985 Cheers. 298 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:47,997 Hello. Hi. I don't know if you got the e-mail, 299 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,373 but Harry F is moving to Corporate. 300 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,667 We're all meeting in here for cake. 301 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:56,717 I'm sure they put mind-control drugs in the water, 302 00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,971 because I'm actually excited. 303 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,765 - Can you cover the phones? - Oh. 304 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:07,890 The main line will ring through to your extension, OK? 305 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,102 Yeah. 306 00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:19,992 Little moments like that prove that there is some kind of all-powerful force 307 00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:23,122 that controls everything in the universe, 308 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,334 and it's so bored, it'll take time out... 309 00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:29,628 to orchestrate a petty letdown like that. 310 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:34,843 It's not that I even cared about the cake or the conversation. 311 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:38,220 The latest Java patch is completely kick-ass. 312 00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:42,048 But standing outside all that bullshit, 313 00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:47,808 I started to realise how warm and safe that bullshit might actually feel. 314 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:56,231 The sad thing is that you can't find a more original way to act out. 315 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:59,153 I don't have the television. 316 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:05,454 If you're testing me, you're gonna lose. You can set the car on fire, eat the cat. 317 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:09,202 I will not give you extra attention because you won't let go. 318 00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:11,828 If there's any poetry to being a reaper, 319 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:15,548 it's in combining taking souls with making money. 320 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:19,377 If you're self-aware too, you're the Walt fucking Whitman of reapers. 321 00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:23,464 When you deliver criticism, are you direct or tactful? 322 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:27,101 - I'm not telling the truth. - Tactful. 323 00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:32,437 You consider yourself to be exceptionally reasonable or exceptionally kind? 324 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,443 Exceptionally kind. 325 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:40,277 - Well, I'm not particularly reasonable. - Fine. Kind. Me too. 326 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:43,577 Do you tend to see the trees or the forest? 327 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,196 - How many trees? - How many do you want? 328 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:49,369 In Chinese there's this symbol like a tree. 329 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:53,085 It means tree, but if there are two it means forest. 330 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:56,504 Uh... 331 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,592 Trees. 332 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:01,920 - Why, what do you see? - The forest. 333 00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:08,470 How do I look? Ready? 334 00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:12,227 - Swarthy. - Is that good? 335 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,359 - Depends if you like swarthy. - Do you like swarthy? 336 00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,563 Not particularly. 337 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,821 OK. 338 00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,576 Don't put me down as trees, OK? 339 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:35,789 OK. 340 00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:04,193 Give me that damn bag! 341 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:11,202 You're an NF. You're an intuitive feeler. You trust your intuition. 342 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:14,501 You yearn for romance and prize meaningful relationships. 343 00:29:14,629 --> 00:29:16,669 What? 344 00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:20,127 I bet he's an intuitive thinker. 345 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,799 NTs are the worst. 346 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,889 I'll take that. Cheers! 347 00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:49,154 Excuse me, Mr Dead Guy. 348 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:54,160 On an airplane, if you're seated next to someone, 349 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:57,129 do you make conversation or read a book? 350 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,960 One soul and $1,400 later, it was time for lunch. 351 00:30:00,091 --> 00:30:03,009 They wouldn't even let me talk to a human being. 352 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:06,635 - I'm gonna change banks. - You have to press 0. 353 00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:11,012 - You don't think I know to press 0? - Sometimes it's star. 354 00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:15,022 Computers are gonna take over the whole world. 355 00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:18,564 Never happen. Computers won't get smarter than people. 356 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,104 They already are. 357 00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:23,522 When a computer loses it with a meter maid, no offence, 358 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:29,529 or kills itself 'cause it thinks it's too fat, then I'll believe in artificial intelligence. 359 00:30:29,662 --> 00:30:31,988 This juice tastes funny. 360 00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:37,417 Tastes like Fresca. 361 00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:45,425 Hi. 362 00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:54,050 - Know what you want? - Yeah, Banana Bonanza... 363 00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:56,725 I heard you went home again. 364 00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:00,318 - Wheat toast. - Big fucking mistake. 365 00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:03,943 - And a glass of water. - I'm a reasonable man, George. 366 00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:07,232 I'll come back. 367 00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:13,653 I'm a reasonable man, George... 368 00:31:14,624 --> 00:31:18,040 .. even though you flip me off. 369 00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:20,535 Um... 370 00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:27,756 You frustrate me. If I hear you have any contact with your old life again, 371 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:31,885 you will have a torment come down upon you that you cannot imagine. 372 00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:34,139 Check, please. 373 00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:39,641 I know that's supposed to scare me, 374 00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:43,724 but I can't think of anything you could do 375 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:47,562 that's any worse than what's already happened. 376 00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:50,272 I was only joking. I'm sorry. 377 00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:55,077 - We'll take it. - Could you add a grapefruit juice? 378 00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:56,831 - She's gotta go back. - And? 379 00:31:56,958 --> 00:32:00,125 So you get it to go on your way out. 380 00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,495 Has anyone got two fives? 381 00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:05,418 - Could you cover me? - Yes. 382 00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:07,590 This is for you. 383 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:10,127 And you. 384 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,256 And you. And you. 385 00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:17,728 - Again? - Here you go. 386 00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:20,060 You give her a ride. 387 00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:45,382 They're still waiting for confirmation 388 00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:49,456 that the tranquilliser used to sedate Dora has taken effect. 389 00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:53,426 When that happens, the plan is to move her into that trailer, 390 00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:56,641 where she will make the ride to the folding hacility. 391 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,761 Fuck. Sorry. 392 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:03,100 All right. Holding facility. 393 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:09,489 Go again. Chris. Ally. They're still waiting for the tranquilliser... 394 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:22,959 So... what's your guess? 395 00:33:29,259 --> 00:33:31,928 How do you think it's gonna happen? 396 00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:40,680 Professor in the library with the candlestick? 397 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:49,977 Brake on the truck fails, the truck runs into the gas pumps 398 00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:54,656 as the antenna tower sparks the lights on the canopy. 399 00:33:54,784 --> 00:34:00,241 - Is it a reaper thing to take the long shot? - I could be getting something done today. 400 00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:03,742 There's a man in a cage with a barely sedated bear. 401 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:06,083 V Kostakovich. 402 00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,006 What? 403 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:19,511 It's not impossible. 404 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,357 Whether that support is enough to prevent Dora from being put down 405 00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:33,947 remains to be seen. 406 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:37,193 This is Bill Bright reporting from Route 77. 407 00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:39,201 Got it. Nice job. 408 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:45,459 - What time is it? - You smell like garbage. 409 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:48,158 It's such a relief when I get to my name. 410 00:34:48,296 --> 00:34:52,460 - It's hard to mess up Bill Bright. - You should hear my real name. 411 00:34:52,592 --> 00:34:54,715 Kostakovich! 412 00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:02,433 - Roll tape, roll tape. - We're rolling. 413 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:07,222 What started as a simple protest has escalated into a dangerous situation. 414 00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,978 This is Bill Bright reporting from Route 77. 415 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:12,186 Bill... 416 00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:27,453 Bill? 417 00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:29,329 Bill? 418 00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:32,831 I know that a few hours from now 419 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:37,628 somebody will be standing in this guy's closet smelling his shirts, 420 00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:40,253 trying to reconnect. 421 00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:42,632 I know where that bear is going. 422 00:35:44,686 --> 00:35:50,309 She's in search of the relationship all of us are try to recreate in one way... 423 00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:52,518 or another. 424 00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:06,408 You'd think, since I know so much about everything, 425 00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,581 I wouldn't do what I'm about to do. 426 00:36:28,313 --> 00:36:29,807 Got it. 427 00:36:32,275 --> 00:36:35,561 - Yeah? - I could do this. It was no big deal. 428 00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:37,771 Reapers look different to the living. 429 00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:40,112 Do you want something? 430 00:36:41,284 --> 00:36:44,036 How are you? 431 00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:46,867 - OK. - Good. 432 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:52,079 I'm a friend of your mom's. 433 00:36:52,212 --> 00:36:54,288 I like your hair like this. 434 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,792 What are you doing? 435 00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:04,011 Get in the house. Get in the house. 436 00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:09,429 I remember you. 437 00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,638 The yard sale. 438 00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:14,850 - You should leave. - Joy... 439 00:37:16,444 --> 00:37:18,401 - I don't have time. - Please! 440 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:20,238 Mom! 441 00:37:23,618 --> 00:37:24,649 What? 442 00:37:24,786 --> 00:37:27,324 I figured I wouldn't have much time, 443 00:37:27,455 --> 00:37:32,248 so I worked out the right thing to say. It was supposed to go like this. 444 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:36,671 When I was five, I had an imaginary friend named Broccoli Bee. 445 00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:38,921 You took out one of your steno pads 446 00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:43,843 and we wrote a story with pictures on one side and words on the other. 447 00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:46,170 Georgia? 448 00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:49,558 But it kind of looked more like this. 449 00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:52,307 When I was five, I, um... 450 00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:55,849 I, uh... uh... 451 00:37:56,776 --> 00:38:00,026 I had a friend and... 452 00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:02,738 I, um... 453 00:38:04,034 --> 00:38:07,319 That's it. That's all that would come out. 454 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:12,910 I had lots of other things to say, but they all melted into a fine mist. 455 00:38:13,043 --> 00:38:14,916 Mom, on the other hand... 456 00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:18,710 You are a real fucking piece of work, aren't you? 457 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,714 Get the fuck outta here! 458 00:38:20,842 --> 00:38:24,709 You think you can show up here and pull this kind of shit? 459 00:38:24,846 --> 00:38:29,722 Know what it's like to lose a daughter? Get your skanky ass outta here! 460 00:38:29,851 --> 00:38:32,769 That's right! You run, bitch! Run! 461 00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:09,408 Thanks. 462 00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:13,697 Mm-hm. 463 00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:19,286 Are you gonna tell him? 464 00:40:19,419 --> 00:40:21,791 If you don't. 465 00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:38,176 I know the menu like my phone number. 466 00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:42,180 I still have to read it to know what I want. 467 00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:44,393 Can I get a number 6? 468 00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:51,275 Want this? 469 00:40:52,702 --> 00:40:54,778 I went home again. 470 00:40:56,748 --> 00:40:58,824 Pass me a napkin. 471 00:41:05,715 --> 00:41:07,922 You OK? 472 00:41:13,723 --> 00:41:15,799 You lose anything? 473 00:41:18,269 --> 00:41:19,929 Memories? 474 00:41:24,693 --> 00:41:26,981 I don't know. 475 00:41:27,112 --> 00:41:30,029 I tried to tell my mom a story and... 476 00:41:32,909 --> 00:41:36,243 .. now I can't even remember what it was. 477 00:41:38,206 --> 00:41:40,412 It's cruel and simple. 478 00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:45,038 The more I held onto my life, the less there was to hold onto. 479 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,209 So... 480 00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:50,459 .. my whole life, everything... 481 00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:55,923 .. all I get to keep are thoughts and memories? 482 00:41:58,852 --> 00:42:01,010 It's all we ever had, peanut. 483 00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:07,730 I'll see you in the morning? 484 00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:09,403 Yeah. 485 00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:24,365 At the end of the day, all you have are your experiences. 486 00:42:24,502 --> 00:42:27,373 I spent so much of my life avoiding experiences, 487 00:42:27,505 --> 00:42:29,996 I didn't have much to lose. 488 00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:37,217 I was just thinking that maybe I'd done the whole thing wrong, 489 00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:39,425 when breakfast came. 490 00:43:41,538 --> 00:43:43,614 Subtitles: Sally Lewis ww. broadcasttext. com 491 00:43:44,305 --> 00:43:50,818 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org