1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,314 From birth, we hit the ground running. 3 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,944 Put one foot in front of the other and anything's possible. 4 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,941 That's all bullshit. The truth is from evolution to revolution, 5 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,569 things hardly ever change gradually. 6 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,947 They change suddenly in great leaps. 7 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:28,421 For those who understand this, life is a constant search for the next big jump. 8 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:31,998 For the rest of us, all that jumping seems kinda stupid. 9 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:35,419 Are you mad at me? 10 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:39,088 - Beside myself. - Give it to me. Both barrels. 11 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,549 You don't mess with fate, peanut. 12 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:45,385 There's no discussions. Life's done, it's done. 13 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:49,104 - I know that. - You of all people should know that. 14 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,440 I have to go to work. 15 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:55,650 - Wanna talk? - I don't wanna talk. 16 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:02,158 - Have some French fries. - They're cold. I gotta go. 17 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:10,869 That's when it occurred to me. I really didn't have any friends. 18 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,461 I just had co-workers. 19 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,667 And I really wanted a friend. 20 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:22,215 As a young undead woman out on my own in the world, 21 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,509 where would I find that friend? 22 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,807 Maybe at my day job. Maybe at Happy Time. 23 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:32,985 Maybe Delores wasn't just my co-worker. Maybe she could be my friend. 24 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:36,278 Hi! How's the little engine that could? 25 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,817 Or not. 26 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:41,116 - I'm almost finished. - Wonderful. 27 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,578 The embossed binders are in a white box by my desk. 28 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:47,742 We'll do the cover page last. Gayle's making changes. 29 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:51,079 - Did you know she's colour-blind? - No. 30 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:53,750 - That's unusual for girls. - Really? 31 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:58,923 Sure. My sister's colour-blind. Everyone made such a fuss because it's so rare. 32 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:04,261 But she's a little masculine so we weren't surprised. Has a wispy little moustache. 33 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,266 She sounds pretty. 34 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:10,522 Do you have a sister, Millie? 35 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:15,687 I know George has a sister. Had a sister. But does Millie? 36 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:19,485 - I didn't mean to stump you. - I pulled something outta my ass. 37 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,367 I have an older brother. His name is Luke. 38 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:26,741 He's a jet pilot. He bombed the crap out of Baghdad. 39 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:30,456 - A jet pilot? - And in that instant I invented Millie. 40 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,337 - I had no idea. - Neither did I. 41 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:38,458 OK, back to work. We'll have to save this for a latte one of these mornings. 42 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:58,945 Millie. Have you ever kept a scrapbook? 43 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,198 Uh... 44 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,234 No. 45 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,168 - You all know Millie? - Hi, Millie. 46 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:15,121 - Hi, Millie. - Hi. 47 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,458 She's getting her feet wet with the whole Excel system. 48 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:23,004 - We all know how that can be. - Are you going on the Excel retreat? 49 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,756 I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Am I going? 50 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:31,719 No. We've had a bad experience with one of the tutorial staff. 51 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,428 What was her name? Diane something? 52 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:38,148 - Farber... Farmer. Wilson! - I've blocked it out. 53 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,148 She was a big C U Next Tuesday. 54 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,108 Gayle. 55 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:47,369 I think she was just in an unhappy place. 56 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:53,035 Anyway, so welcome to our little scrapbook circle. 57 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,837 The lengths I go to for free food. 58 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:59,296 You wanna make sure and use acid-free stickers, 59 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,710 especially on your friendship pages. 60 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,884 That's good to know. 61 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:09,930 This is my work-related scrapbook. 62 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,185 My first pay stub. 63 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:19,561 And the sparkling cider label from Harry V's cake lunch. 64 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,486 This is my work-related scrapbook. 65 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,740 These are bone fragments I found 66 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:33,992 next to an exploded high-voltage transformer. 67 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:38,538 And this is from that nuclear-reactor incident. 68 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,878 I think it's a testicle. 69 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,876 I recommend not skimping on border paper. 70 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,014 Will you start a scrapbook? 71 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:56,385 I could have tried to see the thrill in cataloguing artefacts and laminating memories, 72 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,477 but that wouldn't be me. 73 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:04,948 I would, but I'm having one of those heavy-flow days. 74 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:13,612 - Red is my favourite. - Could Betty be a friend? 75 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,583 You're talking about the wax, not the cheese? 76 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,283 Half the fun is taking the wax off the cheese. 77 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:22,505 It's kind of like taking off a man's clothes. 78 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,217 - I wouldn't know. - Oh, so much fun. 79 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,301 You're beautiful. You do know that? 80 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:33,219 - Definitely a friend. - It's true. 81 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,637 OK. I like your ring. 82 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:41,184 I saw it in the village in 19277. My boy bought it for me. 83 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:44,983 Wow. No guy's ever bought me anything. 84 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:48,399 - Isn't she beautiful? - Are you prostitutes? 85 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,320 - No. - Then why are you talking to me? 86 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:55,616 You've got a worldly quality, a certainje ne sais quoi. 87 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,204 - Say what? - You're Chuck, right? 88 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,171 - What kind of car do you drive? - Convertible. 89 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:06,418 We used to call them breezers. Isn't that cute? 90 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,544 - Is it a red convertible? - Yeah. 91 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,431 I thought you might. 92 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:15,558 I don't get it. Who are you? 93 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,761 Somehow he'd convinced himself 94 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:22,396 we were a pair of black widows out to mate and kill. 95 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:28,361 He should have been worrying about the nest of poisonous spiders in his closet. 96 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:33,732 - I forgot to tell you. I found out who Millie is. - Oh, yeah? 97 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,705 Hello? How come I can't get a glass of water? 98 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:41,078 - Because you're history. - Millie has an older brother, Luke. 99 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,165 - He's a jet pilot. He's cool. - Are you close? 100 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,835 Yeah. At least, I think I am. 101 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,798 - Does he drive a breezer? - Absolutely. He's a jet pilot. 102 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,550 - He loves speed. - Mmm, sounds hot. 103 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:57,679 - What car does Millie drive? - She doesn't have a car. She hitches. 104 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,930 Looks like someone fell over in the street. 105 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,267 Honey, that's you. 106 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:08,019 Betty got excited about the littlest things. 107 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:12,366 Being undead made her more alive than any living person I know. 108 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,446 But nothing surprised her. 109 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,621 - How's the water? - Chilly. It woke me right up. 110 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,843 He's not interested in taking the leap. 111 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:36,881 Terrible when a man's lily-livered, isn't it? So unattractive. 112 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:40,302 - That's a little high. - Bigger splash from up there. 113 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,310 Is that a fact? 114 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:46,935 Aren't you a friend of the frotteurist at the picnic rubbing himself on people? 115 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:50,686 - I met him at the dessert table. - I didn't see a dessert table. 116 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,278 Then get your peepers checked. 117 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:57,026 He cupped my buttocks reaching for the blueberry buckle. 118 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:01,409 - Probably figured that I didn't notice. - He calls that soul popping. 119 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,293 I think you should keep better company. 120 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:07,171 - I apologise on his behalf. - That's sweet. 121 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,381 But he should take responsibility for his actions. 122 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:14,173 - Couldn't agree more. - Then I expect a formal apology. 123 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:18,348 - March your friend down here. - He's already gone. 124 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:22,307 - Where'd he go? - Got a promotion, I guess. He's gone. 125 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:27,015 If it's any comfort at all, yours was the last tush he'll grab. 126 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,902 - Where are you headed? - I'm going again. 127 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:33,361 - You like falling? - Not the falling. It's the jumping. 128 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:36,111 It'd be better if it weren't for the falling. 129 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,777 Falling's easy. You just fall. Jumping requires strength of will. 130 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,320 - Not on a plank. - That isn't your choice. 131 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:45,493 If it is, it's the best feeling in the world. 132 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:49,956 - And you don't care where you land? - Like falling, you just land. 133 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,545 - You're a force of nature. - Try jumping. 134 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,593 It's the greatest feeling in the world. 135 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,131 Oh, no. 136 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,388 She's wearing my bathing suit. 137 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,435 And that's how Betty learned 138 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:08,477 sometimes jumping is your last feeling in the world. 139 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:10,432 I miss Chuck. 140 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:14,981 Why do you take people's Polaroids right before you pop their souls? 141 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:21,114 I was looking for a signature, to get away from the cloak and sickle thing. 142 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,819 I've got a sack of convertible people. 143 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,709 - A whole sack? - I've got lots of sacks. 144 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,207 - Helps me keep track. - Really? 145 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,828 Everyone in their place. 146 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,963 - What sack are you in? - I'm a jumper. No sack can hold me. 147 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,462 OK. Happy thoughts. 148 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,433 My face gets sore if I smile too much. 149 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,765 Do it anyway. 150 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:50,974 Maybe Betty was right. Maybe there is a place for everything. 151 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,600 Maybe everything is in its place. 152 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:59,615 But what if you've seen all the places and everything's already in its place 153 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,700 and you still can't sit still? 154 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,992 This one is for the little, hard, reusable ones that look like a nipple. 155 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:10,833 This one frequency-wipes those electronic jobbies inside the packages. 156 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,789 - Going shopping? - She is. 157 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,627 Do you want me to pick you up a V-neck? 158 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:19,128 I'm OK. But you see something that screams me, pick it up. 159 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,098 - Heard about the big dust cloud? - What dust cloud? 160 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,632 Five miles wide, two miles high. 161 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:29,102 Boating over China, wiping out everything in its path. 162 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,935 The dust is so thick it's blocking out the sun, 163 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,436 taking paint off of cars and flesh off of cows. 164 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,281 Flesh off cows. 165 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,830 Thousands of little yellow people keeling over in the streets. 166 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:51,825 - Little yellow people? - You been talking to Gary? 167 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,420 Yeah. 168 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,120 What'd I tell you about talking to Gary? 169 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,713 - He's full of shit. - No dust cloud. 170 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,919 No dead yellow people. 171 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,514 Maybe not. 172 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,720 Too bad. Trip to the Orient would've been nice. I love dim sum. 173 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,019 I've been to Bali. Three volcanoes, one typhoon. 174 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,730 Incredible devastation. Beautiful black-sand beaches. 175 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,944 Do I ever get to go anywhere? 176 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,855 I'll take you to Pamplona. Work those early-morning bull runs. 177 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,158 I could do that, except do they have late-morning 178 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,860 or early-afternoon bull runs? 179 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,535 We usually take the soul in the AM. 180 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,240 Rest of the day is sangria and sunshine. 181 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:37,126 The dead are very laid-back in Spain. It's a nice gig. 182 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:42,382 Do we ever take non-working vacations, you know, where no one dies? 183 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,009 - Everyone throw in. Except you. - He ate my fruit. 184 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,345 Not just the cantaloupe. The strawberries too. 185 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,930 Well, you did. Actually, about a dollar's worth. 186 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,022 You want me to give you a dollar? 187 00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:01,066 That's why I said you ate a whole dollar's worth. 188 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:12,039 Rube, how am I meant to get all the way out to East Bumblefuck? 189 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,744 - You got a bus pass. - You could tell me the right line. 190 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,837 Get a schedule. 191 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,290 I could use a ride home. 192 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,917 You got two good legs, peanut. Use 'em. 193 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:28,762 I'll take you. She's just a kid. Do you have to be such an asshole? 194 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,968 Come on. 195 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,940 Hm? 196 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,441 No, never heard of it. I'm sorry. 197 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:46,862 Recorded in '33. Or '34. I can't recall. 198 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:50,068 Practically a national anthem. 199 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,031 No more tea for you. 200 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:57,243 - Why'd you pour me a cup? - I didn't. I poured me a cup. 201 00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:01,127 - Where's your sugar? - Sugar's in the sugar bowl. 202 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,470 That's my cup. I'm the only one drinks out of that cup. 203 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,096 Rinse it out and put it back where you found it. 204 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,013 It's not like you can use it any more. 205 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,850 I got other cups for guests. 206 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:28,108 I also sang with Les Brown and his Band of Renown. 207 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:33,621 You can have that cup. I hate that cat. 208 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:38,161 If I had a cat like that, I'd sell it to a Vietnamese restaurant. 209 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,832 - You know Les Brown? - No. 210 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:45,425 Les told me I could do anything on that stage 211 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,794 as long as I was singing. 212 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,420 Such a kind heart. 213 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,344 Except when he was working with Red Nichols. 214 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,014 But Red could be a real cocksucker, 215 00:14:56,146 --> 00:15:00,642 especially when he was parading around with his ass in the air 216 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,851 like a baboon presenting. 217 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,358 I never had time for him. 218 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,944 Are these valuable? 219 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,574 - I painted those. - Pity. 220 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:15,368 I buried three dogs in those woods. 221 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,618 Coyotes dug up the first two. 222 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,330 - Hi. - Hi. 223 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,936 How do you know who goes where? 224 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:41,724 I look at the picture and then a light bulb goes off in my stomach. 225 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,610 - Gut reaction? - Bingo. 226 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:47,488 Do you know what people are in what sack? 227 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:52,323 - Of course I do. I put them there. - God, you're like my mother. 228 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,694 - Millie's or yours? - Mine. 229 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,074 Ooh. 230 00:15:56,206 --> 00:16:00,250 But Millie has a brother. A race-car driver, a jet pilot. 231 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:04,920 - He is. He almost won the Indy 500. - Ooh. 232 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:08,962 - Do you have any brothers or sisters? - Mm-mm. Just cousins. 233 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:13,008 What about your other identities or whatever you call it? 234 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,465 Like Theresa? 235 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,676 Theresa and Sandy. 236 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:22,354 All my alter egos were only children. It's just easier to remember that way. 237 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,566 - You were a Sandy? - I loved being Sandy. 238 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:29,228 - She was a pistol. - How many girls have you been? 239 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:33,860 Three. No, four. Maxine, Candice, Sandy and Theresa. 240 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,371 Every few decades you gotta shake things up a bit or folks get suspicious. 241 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,787 Don't you ever wanna shake things up? 242 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:44,749 I feel pretty shaken up most of the time anyway. 243 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:48,331 - Do you want me to call anybody? - And say what? 244 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:53,840 - I could report a strange smell. - If anyone cared, they'd come look. 245 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,633 I don't feel the need to make it easy for 'em. 246 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,094 Good. Neither do I. 247 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:07,481 What you could do is leave the back door open and let the coyotes eat me. 248 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,769 That'd make 'em think. 249 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,190 - I'd feel shit if coyotes ate my mum. - Damn right. 250 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,816 'Cause you're a good boy. 251 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,030 Oh, my God. 252 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,621 My dad used to listen to Louis Prima. 253 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:30,549 I worked with Louis. It was at Frank Delaney's Terrace Room. 254 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,760 - That's in Newark. Ever been? - Can't say I have. 255 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:39,427 It's a toilet. But Louis had such a distinctive voice. 256 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,473 Rub you all wrong and it'd rub you all right. 257 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,012 He was something else. 258 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,648 - Is this collectable? - I was raised on that washing powder. 259 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,695 Those are the Gold Dust twins. 260 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:56,108 Aren't they just the cutest little jigaboos? 261 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,451 Aren't you quite the racist! 262 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,699 I even named a couple of dogs after 'em. 263 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,703 They're the ones the coyotes dug up. 264 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,244 You got lots of money anywhere? 265 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,755 - Sit down. - OK. 266 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,549 Close your eyes. 267 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,760 All right. 268 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,356 What people? What sack? 269 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:41,614 Reiterator people. They're inauthentic. They have no idea who they are. 270 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:45,329 They steal people's thoughts, convinced they said it first. 271 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,293 Almost all of them have really greasy hair. 272 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,543 Why can't people be more different? 273 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,294 There's a finite number of personalities 274 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,465 and I have met them all. 275 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,168 Why did you bring all these sacks over? 276 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,594 To illustrate my point. 277 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:05,936 - Which is what? - People are not snowflakes. 278 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:12,022 And I needed to clear out some room in my closet. You don't mind, do you? 279 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,144 I'd like to think Betty was wrong. 280 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:18,063 People couldn't be clumped together in sacks and shoeboxes. 281 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:22,861 But after spending time at work, I started to think maybe they could. 282 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,163 Maybe people weren't that different from one another. 283 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:29,826 Hi, Millie. Working hard or hardly working? 284 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:35,246 Sacks and shoeboxes might not be such a bad idea. 285 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,459 For everything you love or hate, 286 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:41,971 there are hundreds and thousands of people who love or hate the same thing. 287 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,672 I'm a cat person, Millie. 288 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,300 Let me show you a picture of Murray. 289 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:54,693 He's 15 years old. His bladder's going. 290 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:58,983 Poor thing pissed on the drapes yesterday. 291 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,989 I just love him. 292 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,450 Meow! Meow! 293 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,416 That's why God made support groups. 294 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,627 But there's no support group for everything. 295 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,372 I hate her! What a bitch! Who does she think she is? 296 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:20,126 It's hard enough without somebody riding my ass every second 297 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,337 of every goddamn day! 298 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,219 No cure, no quick fix. 299 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:33,308 One way or another, you find your sack, crawl inside... 300 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,481 Amber just got a wax. 301 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,860 Five bucks says she'll show Raoul by the end of business. 302 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,028 .. and make the most of it. 303 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,699 You're on. 304 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:47,701 You're pushing too hard. Just the one stroke on the F. 305 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,114 You lifted the goddamn pen. 306 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:56,625 And that N, it looks like an M. There's no M in Florence. 307 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,627 No wonder your children don't visit you. 308 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,424 You want my Social Security cheques or not? 309 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,384 Why is it taking so long? 310 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:17,517 I don't know. Maybe there's a few synapses in there still firing. 311 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:20,190 Am I cold? 312 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:23,026 Go check and see if I'm cold. 313 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:34,035 No, you're not really cold. You're not warm either. 314 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:37,751 Kind of like a room temperature, like a soft Brie. 315 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:39,708 Hey. 316 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:45,048 You'll know when it happens. It gets bright. You see something nice. 317 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,931 What do you mean, something nice? 318 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,216 Come on. 319 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:54,598 Well, you see something nice that you wanna see. 320 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,767 It's all about you and what you want. 321 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:02,988 - What'd you see when you died? - I'm not officially dead. 322 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:07,492 I didn't cross over, so I didn't get a big light show, you know. 323 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:12,160 It doesn't mean I don't have to watch everybody else's. 324 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:15,291 And they're not always pretty, believe me. 325 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:19,997 One bloke climbed right back inside his mother before my very eyes. 326 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:23,547 Jesus Christ, fella! Cut the... 327 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,628 Jesus! 328 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:32,598 As Mason was making friends, I was fending off co-workers. 329 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,769 Hi. Michael and I were thinking of driving to the outlets at lunch. 330 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:42,435 I hear there's a stationery store you have to see to believe. 331 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:45,240 - That sounds like fun. - You can come with. 332 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:49,363 I would, but I'm one month sober today, 333 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:53,823 so my sponsor's taking me to the park to fly kites. 334 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:56,623 Oh. 335 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,293 I used to have a kite. Shaped like a dragon. 336 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,542 I'll meet you in front of the elevators on P2. 337 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:17,638 I am... so proud of you. 338 00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:20,442 I look at you... 339 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:26,190 .. and my heart swells with such pride. 340 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:36,495 I act like I have it all together, but I am no stranger to adversity. 341 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,837 I went through a rough patch at your age. 342 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:45,877 It was the '80s and everyone was doing so much cocaine. 343 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,582 We called it blow. 344 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,843 I prayed for something, anything, 345 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:54,092 to prevent more words coming out of Delores's mouth. 346 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,803 May I help you? 347 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,845 - Ready? - Anything but this. 348 00:23:57,979 --> 00:24:00,435 You're supposed to be downstairs. 349 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:05,108 Hi. I'm Delores Herbig, as in her big brown eyes. 350 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,941 Nice to meet you and your big brown eyes. 351 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:10,445 - Are you Millie's sponsor? - Yes. 352 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:13,244 We're on our way to the park to fly kites. 353 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:16,821 - You said that. - These communal? 354 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,827 Think of them as a well-deserved reward. 355 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:23,293 It's wonderful to be a shepherd to a young person. 356 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:28,249 I myself am very happy to be Millie's shepherd from nine to five. 357 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:33,093 - How's Millie working out for you? - Wonderful. She's very industrious. 358 00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:34,681 - Really? - Absolutely. 359 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:40,478 Doesn't give you any lip, does what she's told or you gotta give her an occasional time-out? 360 00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:42,847 - She's an angel. - This Millie here? 361 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,604 She said I'm an angel. Drop it. 362 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,653 - That's great. - Can we go now? 363 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:54,907 Do not touch your hair. Promise me you won't touch your hair. 364 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:58,286 Say, "I promise that I will not touch my hair." 365 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,703 - I promise. - Let's go. 366 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,910 - Bye. - Bye. 367 00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:19,760 Today's the day MJ Bowers is gonna die. 368 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:24,058 If you're in the market for a Bowers soul, this was the place to be. 369 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,349 Nice day for a reunion. 370 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:30,897 Had to do it today, rain or shine. Bowers coming in from all over. 371 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:35,111 - Is that a fact? - Even all the way from Miami. 372 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:38,279 Yeah? Well, you should have held it there. 373 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,912 - You're not a Bowers, are you? - No. Just by marriage. 374 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:46,290 - This sucks. - You're not by yourself. 375 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:50,039 I had to work the Macy's thanksgiving parade alone one year. 376 00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:54,042 There was this travesty with a rogue Marmaduke balloon. 377 00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:59,600 Let's work the crowd. Look for high-risk factors and try not to alarm anybody. 378 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,434 OK. 379 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:06,686 Betty always seems to go a different way than everyone else. 380 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,651 It was mysterious and reassuring. 381 00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:13,194 I wonder if she had a sack for mysterious and reassuring. 382 00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,232 I'd put her picture in it. 383 00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:19,367 Age and wisdom had no impact on her. 384 00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:22,829 Just that strange light bulb that lived in her stomach. 385 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:28,207 Knowing that made my afterlife a little more comfortable. 386 00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:30,829 Sorry. MJ? MJ? 387 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:34,841 MJ? Any of you folks MJ Bowers? 388 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:40,429 - Come on! - Do it! Do it! You got her, Lou! 389 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:42,634 MJ, buddy? 390 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,844 She's a pit bull? They're real unstable. 391 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:50,358 They go nuts and kill people all the time. Has your dog ever done that? 392 00:26:52,904 --> 00:26:55,360 - Is your name MJ? - What? 393 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:59,440 My friend tells me go say hello to MJ. She points to you. 394 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:02,781 - Which friend? - Pretty girl in the pant suit. 395 00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:06,663 That one? I don't know her. What'd she point at me for? 396 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:09,996 - Are you MJ Bowers? - Who wants to know? 397 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:13,249 We're all family. I'm just asking your name. 398 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:17,083 - I don't know you, sir. - Rube. Hi. How are you? 399 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:20,554 I'm tired of fucking around. Are you MJ Bowers or not? 400 00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:28,305 George! 401 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,310 MJ. You remember MJ? 402 00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:34,357 Hey. That's not MJ. I've got MJ. 403 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:36,776 Marvin James is stuck in the tube slide. 404 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:39,362 All the other children are piling in. 405 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,699 They're packed in like sausage meat. 406 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:46,823 There's a subtle distinction between an MJ Bowers and the MJ Bowers. 407 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:52,201 Comfortable and safe or mysterious and reassuring? 408 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:57,794 It didn't matter either way, 'cause time was up. 409 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:04,682 Happy thoughts! 410 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:11,475 Slow down! You stupid son of a bitch! 411 00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:18,936 I didn't see that one coming. Then again, neither did he. 412 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:22,858 Either way, MJ Bowers ended up in a sack. 413 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:28,534 But Betty had a way with the dead. A deadside manner, I guess. 414 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,074 The glass doesn't have to be half-empty. 415 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:35,588 Know how much reconstructive surgery you'd have if you'd survived? Lots. 416 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:40,176 Lots and lots. Sure, it'd be worth it if you were still alive, 417 00:28:40,303 --> 00:28:44,135 but since you're not, it's just one less thing to worry about. 418 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:47,884 Aren't you supposed to help me send a message to my loved ones? 419 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:50,973 I don't see Della Reese sitting at this table. 420 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:54,559 Look, you seem like a very nice man, 421 00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:59,769 but you can't expect us to drop a card in the mail every time somebody dies. 422 00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:03,607 - Why not? - Postage. It adds up. 423 00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,578 - This was my life? - We don't get paid. 424 00:29:06,705 --> 00:29:09,908 - This is a public service. - Really? 425 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:13,991 Yeah. Stupid, huh? We should get paid, at least minimum wage. 426 00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:17,332 - Look who's Norma Rae. - My sister lives around the corner. 427 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:21,795 - Write something on a napkin. - You don't wanna mess with her head. 428 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:25,842 People can't get notes from their dearly departed. She'll go insane. 429 00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,465 This goes double for you. 430 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:32,516 Tell her it's a note from Jesus, and Jesus says I'm OK. 431 00:29:32,647 --> 00:29:35,185 Fine. Jesus'll leave a note. 432 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:39,480 If he can walk on water, I guess he can write a note. 433 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:43,693 The curtain was coming down all over town. 434 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,901 And a dirge would play. 435 00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:09,929 If this is Murray the dead cat, I'm so outta here. 436 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:12,593 Pay day. 437 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:19,645 And to celebrate your very first Happy Time pay cheque, Pay Day. 438 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:23,111 Get it? Allow me to pass on a helpful hint - 439 00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:27,948 that Pay Day label makes a great title page for your work scrapbook. 440 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:30,782 - I'll keep that in mind. - Where's it going? 441 00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:34,579 Some new slingbacks? A blazer for work? 442 00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:39,620 This is usually where I start counting Delores's eyebrow hairs. But then... 443 00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:43,884 I was thinking about a terrarium. I have a frog with no place to live. 444 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:47,545 I started talking to her, and I wasn't just bullshitting. 445 00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:49,757 I kind of didn't want her to leave. 446 00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:53,225 I like to sock away 10% of every pay cheque. 447 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:56,223 Put the money someplace whimsical. 448 00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:59,523 A brightly coloured cigar box is what works for me. 449 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:02,403 - I call it my fun fund. - Fun fund? 450 00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:07,490 I go wild every once in a while, buy something frivolous, just for me. 451 00:31:07,617 --> 00:31:09,277 It used to be the... 452 00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:16,826 Last month I bought the most adorable ashtray and I don't even smoke. 453 00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:21,583 How's your cat? How's Murray? 454 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:26,626 Oh, thank you for asking. His bladder's not good. 455 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:35,722 Cashed in my first pay cheque today. Bought a terrarium for my frog. 456 00:31:35,854 --> 00:31:39,305 - You got a frog? - He followed me from the train wreck. 457 00:31:39,441 --> 00:31:41,979 That's a lot of jumping. I like jumping... 458 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,897 - Maybe you're frog people. - Maybe. 459 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:48,315 Or maybe I just can't sit still for too long. 460 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:52,827 In retrospect, that's the moment she decided to do it. 461 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:57,825 On the bar with you! 462 00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:07,125 I would like to thank you all for coming to my... birthday. 463 00:32:08,845 --> 00:32:13,139 Some of you are beloved co-workers. Some of you are lifelong friends. 464 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:16,101 But to me, you're all family. 465 00:32:17,145 --> 00:32:21,012 I love you all, especially you, Maggie. 466 00:32:21,149 --> 00:32:24,684 If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be where I am today. 467 00:32:24,819 --> 00:32:27,690 On top of a bar getting piss drunk! 468 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:34,739 But, but, but... as much as I love you all, this day is not about you. 469 00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:39,032 It's about me. It's about what I want to do. 470 00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:42,334 And you all know what I want to do. 471 00:33:11,616 --> 00:33:13,858 Excuse me. Have we met before? 472 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:17,528 I think we might have a long, long time ago. 473 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:19,906 Happy thoughts. 474 00:34:05,837 --> 00:34:07,248 Oh, no. 475 00:34:13,678 --> 00:34:17,427 I know you were having fun in there. Sorry you couldn't stay. 476 00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:22,800 It might have been short, but I can't argue with the time I did have. 477 00:34:27,275 --> 00:34:31,771 - The cliffs of Dover. - Best thing about cliffs is jumping. 478 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:36,068 I'm not much for jumping. I'm not much for landing either. 479 00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:42,155 You don't have to worry about where you land. 480 00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:47,292 Leap of faith? 481 00:34:58,431 --> 00:35:02,809 If you've been putting off a jump, just putting it off, 482 00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:07,016 sometimes the subtle things are what make you take the plunge. 483 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,982 - Here. Take my picture. - What? 484 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:14,235 - Take my picture. - Why? 485 00:35:14,364 --> 00:35:16,024 Happy thoughts. 486 00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:19,661 For my beautiful young friend. 487 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:21,862 I love you, sweetie. 488 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:25,576 - What are you doing? - Trying to shake things up. 489 00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:29,409 - Piggyback ride. - We can't go where they're going! 490 00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:34,006 Open door's an invitation. Gotta jump while the door's open! 491 00:35:53,737 --> 00:35:57,188 And just like that, she was gone. 492 00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:39,231 We lead our lives, 493 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:44,074 and when they end, sometimes we leave a little of ourselves behind. 494 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:50,408 Sometimes we leave money, a painting. 495 00:36:55,006 --> 00:36:57,628 Sometimes we leave a kind word. 496 00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:59,419 Jesus? 497 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:05,256 And sometimes we leave an empty space. 498 00:37:08,019 --> 00:37:10,890 Can't go where she went. 499 00:37:11,022 --> 00:37:13,098 I know. 500 00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:16,643 She was a pistol. 501 00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:20,562 I don't understand. Where did she go? 502 00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:23,190 She's coming back, right? 503 00:37:24,703 --> 00:37:28,321 - I don't know. - God, I hate this. 504 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:34,624 Betty told me that Millie had an older brother. 505 00:37:36,006 --> 00:37:37,251 No. 506 00:37:40,218 --> 00:37:42,294 She had an older sister. 507 00:37:45,598 --> 00:37:48,469 And she was fearless. 508 00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:52,595 Yeah. She was a real pistol. 509 00:37:53,648 --> 00:38:00,481 Why do I keep losing all the things and people that I care about? 510 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:06,066 That's what life is, peanut. 511 00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:17,329 How does death deal with death? The same way the living do. 512 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:22,375 Trying to make sense of something that'll never quite make sense. 513 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:26,638 Don't be bashful. I was a beginner once too. 514 00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:35,560 Mysterious and reassuring. 515 00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:37,897 Uh-huh. 516 00:38:42,405 --> 00:38:45,608 All these people, they all have it. 517 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:48,945 Around their eyes, in their smile. 518 00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:52,530 The reassuring part is... 519 00:38:52,665 --> 00:38:57,043 .. what lulls you into the sense that everything's gonna be fine 520 00:38:57,170 --> 00:39:00,420 and then, boom, 521 00:39:00,548 --> 00:39:03,834 they pull the rug out from underneath you. 522 00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:07,882 That's the mystery part. 523 00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:12,471 I'm gonna stop you right here. 524 00:39:12,602 --> 00:39:17,430 Common rookie move in scrapbooking. Turning them into photo albums. 525 00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:21,515 The first thing they teach you about scrapbooks, rule number one, 526 00:39:21,653 --> 00:39:24,358 is that they are not photo albums. 527 00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:28,486 Scrapbooking is an art form... 528 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:05,028 When you can't make sense of someone leaving, 529 00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:08,820 you sometimes try to make sense of what they left behind. 530 00:40:11,202 --> 00:40:16,197 And it makes it a whole lot easier when what they left you was beautiful. 531 00:41:14,974 --> 00:41:17,051 Subtitles: Sally Lewis ww. broadcasttext. com 532 00:41:18,305 --> 00:41:24,814 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org