1 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,625 It's Daisy. Daisy Adair. 2 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,218 Daisy's a reaper. 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,503 - What are you doing? - Getting a ride. 4 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,132 If you need a place... 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:18,550 Not in that life, not in this one, not ever. But thanks. 6 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,306 Rube said I should bunk with you. 7 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:25,731 You didn't get me a place. Why did you say she could stay with me? 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,528 - I thought you'd hit it off. - I'd hit her. 9 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,817 - Reggie's principal called. - She's been cutting school. 10 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,574 Where's she going? 11 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:40,243 Keeping a dead animal is something a crazy person would do. 12 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,998 I'm not crazy. 13 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,283 How do you honour Georgia's memory? 14 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:47,455 Reggie's been stealing toilet seats, 15 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,080 you think a few photos are gonna stop that? 16 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,170 - Who complained? - The eggs were not good. 17 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,304 So who do we blame - the hen or the cook? 18 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,513 Let's blame the hen. 19 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,895 Nice guy. 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:11,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 21 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:09,409 Stop and smell the roses. 22 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:13,045 When someone is flying through life that's what you tell them. 23 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:19,047 "Slow down, take stock, appreciate what you have, use all your senses." 24 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,048 "Stop and smell the roses." 25 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:27,016 It's advice you tell someone when they're 30, I guess. 26 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,729 Not something you'd ever tell an 18-year-old girl. 27 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,939 I wish someone had told me... before I died and all. 28 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,531 I wouldn't have listened anyway. 29 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,249 - Morning. - Georgia... 30 00:02:56,384 --> 00:03:01,260 I don't mean to pick on you so early, but may I ask you something personal? 31 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:06,217 - Can I just get some coffee first? - Have you been using my eye cream? 32 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,768 No, Daisy. I have not touched your stupid eye cream. 33 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:14,394 Because I have noticed an erosion over the past few days. 34 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,612 You stole it from some dead woman's purse. 35 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:22,282 It's very expensive stuff, Georgia. It contains an anti-oxidant complex. 36 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:27,119 Why don't you ever say anything to her? Stealing from dead people? 37 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:31,875 I have no moral objection to taking the possessions of someone who's dead. 38 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,088 - I'm gonna start stealing stuff. - That's a bad idea. 39 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:39,627 - But you said... - I said I'm OK with this kind of theft. 40 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,756 - What are you having, darling? - Just coffee, please. 41 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:48,177 - What fresh hell is this? - Corned beef hash and eggs. 42 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:53,103 Corned beef hash - I speak for aficionados of the dish - is to be fried 43 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,976 with a crisp exterior. 44 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,861 This, my dear Casey, is not crisp. It's... 45 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,906 - I don't know what this is. - It doesn't look good. 46 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:06,991 I do not say this phrase lightly in this hallowed place. 47 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:11,166 This is fucking inedible. It could give me trichinosis. 48 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,534 Don't do this to me. 49 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:24,638 Please tell him how I want my hash. It's my prerogative and this is my wish. 50 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:30,722 - Let's not tarry. I'm a hungry man. - Just dump some ketchup on it. 51 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:33,855 Do what the little girl says, put ketchup on it. 52 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:38,644 The man is already in a foul mood. He's gonna take it out on me. 53 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,613 He might take a crap into your hash. 54 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,029 You tip good, but you're pushing me. 55 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,611 Telling me not to tarry. You can kiss my ass. 56 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:53,662 All right. There's work to be done. 57 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:57,957 Wait. This person dies in 45 minutes. I don't have time for coffee. 58 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:01,957 I'm coming with. I don't think it's a good idea to eat here today. 59 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,058 I think she's one of them. 60 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:31,325 - Oh, God, she's old. It's so sad. - Would you rather she were your age? 61 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:35,406 I just... I don't know. They look so sweet. 62 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:39,458 Then do something sweet for her before she dies. 63 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:49,671 Excuse me. Is one of you ladies Mrs Todd? 64 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:53,141 - I'm Mrs Todd. - Quinn, maybe you won something. 65 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:57,101 Mrs Todd, that gentleman over there on the right 66 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:01,526 wanted me to tell you that you look very - and this is a quote - 67 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,025 beautiful today. 68 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,607 Oh. Quinn's got an admirer. 69 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:12,238 Nicely handled, Georgia. You're growing up to be a fine grim reaper. 70 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:16,370 His name is Henry Lancridge. He made a lot of money in real estate. 71 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,961 - Oh? - I'd fuck him. 72 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,090 - How was your hash? - Excellent. 73 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,090 - Prepared to your liking? - Without question. 74 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,887 - Second time around. - I don't make a lot of money here, pal. 75 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:37,015 I'm aware of that. You all right today? You don't seem yourself. 76 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,266 You mean my food doesn't seem quite like me today. 77 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,729 You are not at your best. Your food was not good today. 78 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,904 What's your name, my friend? 79 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,495 - Angus Cook. - You're a cook, your name is Cook. 80 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:59,206 - Is there a fucking echo here? - Are your people from Scotland? 81 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,458 - Yeah. - Edinburgh? 82 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,079 - Yeah. Both parents. - Lovely city. 83 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:09,885 You look like a man with a terrible problem on your mind. 84 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,255 I wish you could unburden yourself. 85 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:17,519 I'm sensing some kind of a financial difficulty. 86 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:24,144 Yeah. I lost everything I own. Everything. 87 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,483 - Goddamn pyramid scheme. - Vitamins? 88 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:30,148 - Hair products. - Sorry you had to go through that. 89 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:34,945 Put me down for a case. Try to clear your head when you cook tomorrow. 90 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,291 Bye bye. 91 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:49,043 - How old d'you think she is? I'm thinking 770. - I'm not good at that. 92 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:53,009 It's just a game. You guess someone's age. 93 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,465 How old are you? Like, 35? 94 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,676 Yeah. You're not good at it. 95 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:03,397 I can't tell if she's had work done or whether she's just moisturised often. 96 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,398 That's a toughie. 97 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:08,148 - What moisturiser do you use? - I don't. 98 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,770 Georgia... Sweetheart... 99 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:15,443 Just because you're dead doesn't mean you have to give up. 100 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:19,868 Your T-zone is so dry. 101 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,368 - My what? - Your T-zone, silly. 102 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:29,213 - I have to go do this. - OK. 103 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:33,257 Be sweet about it. You may be the last face she sees. 104 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,926 - What a beautiful dog! - Thank you. 105 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,726 - Say "thank you", JD. - Yeah, what a sweetie. 106 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:48,104 He likes you. He always likes little girls. 107 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,988 - What kind of dog is he? - Golden retriever. 108 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,783 They're extraordinary companions. 109 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:58,866 I know I may sound crazy, but I don't know what I'd do without JD. 110 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,867 I really love him. 111 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,621 And I'm sure he really loves you too. 112 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,094 JD? 113 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:22,968 JD, come! JD, come! 114 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,262 JD! 115 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:48,957 This one shouldn't have been hard. She was old. She wasn't like me. 116 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,758 She'd lived a life. 117 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:56,047 But somehow I felt guilty. I wasn't sure why. 118 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,507 Maybe it was the stupid dog. It was definitely the dog. 119 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,762 What about JD? Who's gonna take care of JD? 120 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,386 Um... I don't know. 121 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:12,902 - I'm not good at the pet thing. - He likes little girls. 122 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:19,323 Well, don't you have any kids or grandchildren or something? 123 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,406 They're thousands of miles away. 124 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:28,496 - Does he bark? - He's a dog! 125 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,202 I should have responded as I did 126 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:35,918 whenever someone tried to hand me some stupid responsibility when I was alive. 127 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:41,343 I should have said, "Thanks, but I prefer not to." Polite, firm, hard to argue with. 128 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,727 I'll take hi... 129 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,651 And then it was just the two of us. 130 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:05,705 I wanted to tell JD that he'd be better off without me. 131 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,699 And even though that sounded like some sappy break-up line, 132 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,042 it really was the truth. 133 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:16,798 The fact is, I had a rather sordid past when it came to animals. 134 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:22,347 That probably sounds like I used to molest them, but it was nothing like that. 135 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,428 I actually loved every pet I ever had. 136 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,596 First there was my mouse, Speedy Gonzales. 137 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:33,558 I fed him a jalape駉 because it seemed only natural that he would like them. 138 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,443 Mom! 139 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,482 He didn't. 140 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:44,828 After Speedy Gonzales passed away, I was on the rebound hard. 141 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:49,166 There was a void. I told my mom only a new puppy could fill it. 142 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,700 Happy Easter, sweetheart. 143 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:58,463 - This isn't a dog. - A dog is a lot of responsibility. 144 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:02,507 - You don't think I can take care of a dog? - Not true. 145 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:07,716 But this Easter chick needs a mom and I think you're the best girl for the job. 146 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,512 I named my chick Tweety. 147 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,979 The problem was our cat, Sylvester, ate Tweety. 148 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,192 And promptly choked to death. 149 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,199 It was grisly scene - possibly a murder/suicide pact. 150 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:32,792 I don't know what the fuck happened. I never really made peace with it. 151 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:38,162 It went on and on like that. The more I loved my pets, the quicker I killed them. 152 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:43,760 Which is why it wasn't for purely selfish reasons that I wanted to lose JD. 153 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:49,227 His demise would be sure and swift and I knew somehow I'd be the cause of it. 154 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,139 Frankly, I had enough guilt and regret 155 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,641 without adding the death of this beautiful dog to the mix. 156 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,562 Come on, JD. Let's go home. 157 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,664 What the fuck is wrong with you? 158 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:39,900 Daisy, I've been thinking about earning some extra cash by doing all this acting stuff. 159 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,151 - Really? - Yeah. 160 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,985 In fact, you could give me a few pointers. 161 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:48,900 You could come over, we could read some scenes together. 162 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,287 - That kind of stuff. - I don't see that happening. 163 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:57,124 Daisy, this is not some cheap move. I had my first audition yesterday. 164 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,457 - What was it for? - Some beer advertisement. 165 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:06,842 The notice said young, like 20s, hip, good-looking, so come on... 166 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,760 - How did it go? - I didn't get it. 167 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,893 Don't be discouraged. I'm sure it was the accent. 168 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,772 It was a print ad, so you didn't speak. 169 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,816 Then the accent's not a problem. What a gorgeous dog. 170 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,778 - Isn't she? - Is it a golden? 171 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,482 Yes, she is. 172 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,532 - What's its name? - JD. 173 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,066 - JD's a male. - Yes, she is. 174 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,611 Why are you calling him a she? 175 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:36,496 Because dogs are referred to in the feminine. 176 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,295 - Like a guy talks about a car? - Exactly. 177 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,256 - "She gets 20 to the gallon"? - Sure. 178 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:46,593 Actually, you refer to dogs by their sex as in "Here, boy. Down, girl." 179 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,600 It's not her dog. 180 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:57,855 Yeah. I picked up on that. Who does JD belong to? 181 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:02,310 - You mean who did she belong to. - Please don't tell me this was her dog. 182 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,904 OK, folks. How many times can I fucking say this? 183 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:13,613 Do not get emotionally involved with these people. 184 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,823 Just do your job. 185 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,825 - Hey, get the dog out of my restaurant! - It's out. I'm sorry. 186 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,626 You are killing me. Just do the job. 187 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,425 What is his problem? 188 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,677 Wow. 189 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,156 Pay the check. 190 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,375 - Hey. - So what does JD stand for? 191 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:06,336 I don't know. Maybe his owner was a boozer. 192 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,628 Maybe JD stands for Jack Daniels. 193 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,514 You took her soul. What did you see? 194 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,724 I don't think she named him Jack Daniels. 195 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,971 He's your dog now. You should figure it out. 196 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:23,604 I'm gonna take a walk. I'll see you later, peanut. 197 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,979 "Just do the job". Like we were hit men. 198 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:33,776 Don't get emotionally involved. Clean your gun, go home. 199 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,986 I guess that's what those guys did. 200 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:40,118 But what we did for a living - what we did for the living - 201 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,538 was not as easy. 202 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,539 Death happened. It happened a lot. 203 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,044 And it happened randomly. 204 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:52,836 Chances were you were going to know someone who was about to die. 205 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,343 The sheer numbers kinda calmed me down about JD. 206 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,845 I decided that even though this dog would die some day, 207 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,732 nothing would hurt him while he was with me. 208 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:09,852 I mean, I wasn't the only kid who had accidentally offed a pet. 209 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:14,068 My little sister was just as star-crossed as I was. 210 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,735 Reggie had already blown through an aquarium full of fish 211 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,278 and now had moved on to mammals. 212 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:25,409 Wherever Silverberg is now, I'm sure he forgives you. 213 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,996 I mean, he was nothing if not reasonable. 214 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,457 Hey. What's for dinner? 215 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,674 Oh. Did we lose somebody? 216 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,057 Actually, yes. We had a little accident here. 217 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,890 Reggie thought she'd teach the gerbil to swim. 218 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,228 Why teach a gerbil to swim? 219 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,442 Mom said that everybody needs to know how to swim. 220 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:54,397 Yes, sweetie, but throwing him in the toilet's a rather tough-love approach. 221 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,952 - I didn't even know she had a gerbil. - There's a shocker. 222 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,540 And so it began for Reggie. 223 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:11,964 Things she cared about suddenly began to disappear from her life. 224 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:18,297 - How was everything? - Oh, it was just fine. 225 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,302 He's in a better mood this afternoon. 226 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,815 I enjoyed your eggs very much. Thank you. 227 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,852 You're welcome. 228 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,824 Oh, shit! 229 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,672 - Hi. - What are you doing? 230 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,755 - Going into my apartment. - I mean, the dog. 231 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:45,013 - The dog's going in too. - Georgia, this is a small space we share. 232 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,559 Share? I can't believe she knew the word. 233 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,689 - So? - Well... 234 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:57,522 I know this isn't something you care about, but I own some beautiful clothes. 235 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,989 - What's your point? - He looks like a shedder. 236 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:06,622 - That's something I can live with. - Truth is I'm wildly allergic to dogs. 237 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:10,448 "Wildly allergic"? Seems you might have started with that. 238 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:14,749 I don't like talking about my flaws. Thanks for understanding. 239 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,252 Oh, yes. I'll see you later. 240 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,712 If she's allergic, why did she pet you? 241 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,901 JD and I wandered through the park for the better part of an afternoon. 242 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:41,856 The kind of wandering that takes place when you didn't have to be anywhere. 243 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:47,330 But, in our hearts, both JD and I knew we were just killing time. 244 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,662 And we needed a home. 245 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,802 What? No, no, no... 246 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:09,225 And if a home was a place where you felt comfortable... 247 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,428 .. this was not it. 248 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,686 Yeah. 249 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,226 Whoa... 250 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,288 Millie? Millie. 251 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,168 I'm working. Oh... 252 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,173 This is so not cool. 253 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,998 Neither is catching Zs on the J-O-B. 254 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:46,346 - Oh. - Is there something I need to know? 255 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,592 No. I'm good. Just a little tired. 256 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:54,684 A tired worker is a poor worker. A poor worker is often an out-of-work worker. 257 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,059 What's going on? 258 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:59,275 I have this dog. My roommate says she's allergic. 259 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:02,652 I'm staying with this guy, but he's kinda... 260 00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:05,153 Skeevy? 261 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:07,240 - English. - Eeugh. 262 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,413 - What kind of doggie? - Golden retriever. 263 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,366 Lovely companions. 264 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,747 Why don't you stay with me for a while while you figure things out? 265 00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:23,834 Oh, that's very generous of you, Delores, but I'll be fine. I'll take care of things. 266 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,045 I'm sure you will. 267 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,932 You have a Post-it on your forehead. 268 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,765 So he choked to death. 269 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:43,524 I've never had a choker. I can't imagine it's very pretty. 270 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:47,403 It isn't. I couldn't even look this time. I took off. 271 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,321 I feel terrible, just terrible. 272 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:54,617 A shot through the heart. I was here. Didn't even see him go down. 273 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:59,577 - Yup. Poor guy. - Choked on a ham sandwich. 274 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,832 - Just like Mama Cass. - Just like Mama Cass. 275 00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:08,209 - I sure wish I'd heard him sputtering. - Why? You know the Heimlich? 276 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:13,055 No. I got Roberto in there cooking. 277 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:16,019 - The boy can't even fry an egg. - The bus boy? 278 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:20,689 What else am I supposed to do? It's not like Angus gave me notice. 279 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:25,977 Casey, I know how to cook. I know how to cook very well. 280 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:29,115 - In a diner? - Burn one on the hoof, hold the bread. 281 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,777 I'm a gifted man. Why are you looking for somebody? 282 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:38,789 Well, anybody's better than what I got. I can't speak Spanish. 283 00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,997 - Go. Vamoose. - Yes. 284 00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:55,392 It's all yours. I don't need this bullshit. 285 00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:59,219 And I'm a fucking citizen, dude. Speak English. 286 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:04,194 Got the sand, got the sea dust, got mud... 287 00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:08,269 Just call it coffee. Don't call it mud. It'll only confuse people. 288 00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:11,775 - You're not supposed to be here. - Neither are you. 289 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,743 Work was unbearable that day. 290 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,950 Not just because it was work, 291 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:24,378 but because I didn't know what was going on with JD and Mason. 292 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,746 Thanks. 293 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:29,884 Mason said he would take care of him, 294 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,549 but I wasn't sure what that meant. 295 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:35,681 I wondered what he was doing with my dog. 296 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:39,308 Then the guy dog says to the girl dog, 297 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:43,933 "I don't know what the hell you rolled in tonight, but it smells lovely!" 298 00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,319 Whoo! 299 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:51,150 So maybe it didn't make any sense, 300 00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:57,368 but I didn't like the idea of Mason using my dog for some evil scheme to bag women. 301 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,332 That's right. My dog. 302 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:04,373 I knew something had to be done. Something drastic. 303 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:09,550 Good timing. I was just about to start the last Hot Pocket. 304 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:13,127 Don't let me do it no matter how much I beg. 305 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:17,047 - Come on in. - Thanks for letting us stay here. 306 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:22,178 Well, you're not the first strays to find shelter at Chez Delores. 307 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:26,145 God knows I've taken in my fair share of drifters. 308 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:32,029 Shame about the homeless. They are passionate lovers, but they rob you blind. 309 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:37,827 I'm not gonna rob you, I just don't exactly know where home is these days. 310 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:40,243 Stay as long as you like. 311 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:43,327 You know what they say, home is where the Herbig. 312 00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,958 - Would you like a tour? - Sure. 313 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:50,789 Well, it's actually more of a twirl. This is it. 314 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:54,757 It's nice. Clean. 315 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,924 I like to look at every inch as an opportunity. 316 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,968 Delores, where's your cat? 317 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:04,020 Murray? How sweet to remember. 318 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:07,598 Murray's away. Dialysis, three days a week. 319 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:11,149 - I'm sorry. - Mmm. 320 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,735 This is my snooze bin. 321 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:17,068 Hope you don't mind my night sweats. 322 00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:20,156 Kidding! Those ended weeks ago. 323 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:25,033 Over here is where I puzzle. I got a real head-scratcher here. 324 00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:27,326 Tonight we make a big push. 325 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,538 And over here... 326 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,881 This is central ops. 327 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:37,303 This is where I make my "to do" lists, but the doing happens all over. 328 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:40,217 Are you a doer in the home, Millie? 329 00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:42,841 I'm more of a TV watcher. 330 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,765 Well, you came to the wrong place, lazybones. 331 00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:49,147 You take a couple of seconds to get your bearings 332 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:53,024 and then you and I are gonna be busy little beavers. 333 00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:04,406 Damn it! 334 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,885 - Your PCs are bubbling. - What? 335 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:21,469 Your pancakes. I'll get 'em. 336 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:29,767 Flip 'em over before the bubbles burst or they lose their elasticity. 337 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:32,058 - Flip 'em, not flop 'em. - I'm flipping. 338 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:34,151 - You're flopping. - So what? 339 00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:37,979 If you don't know, we're knee-deep in water. Plate 'em. 340 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:47,621 - Time! You're breaking my heart. - It's a three stack. 341 00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,874 - Axle grease 'em. - Pardon? 342 00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:53,372 Butter! You're killing me. Butter is elemental. 343 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:57,504 - I've been eating them for 20 years. - That's all you know how to do. 344 00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:00,506 - Don't drown 'em. - Fucking butter on pancakes. 345 00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:03,212 If that's your attitude... Check, please! 346 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:07,181 You gotta criticise and teach in the same breath. 347 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:09,554 Please, no finger painting. 348 00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:13,727 I'm giving you wisdom, an ancient Chinese secret, 349 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:19,020 recipes that have been passed down that originated on the moors of Scotland. 350 00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:22,360 Banana Bonanza originated on the moors of Scotland? 351 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:23,739 Eggs! 352 00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:27,956 - Run zippo. - What? 353 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:30,324 Spoon with the holes. 354 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:33,829 It's called the line because it's like being on the front. 355 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:38,293 Every soft egg that turns hard is like a soldier that died in your arms. 356 00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,502 Dang. Another man down. 357 00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:44,923 Dang. Another man down. 358 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,060 Rest in peace. 359 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:54,397 I like leaving folded laundry out for a moment before I drawer it. 360 00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:58,060 Let it breathe. Hey, don't quit on me now. 361 00:28:58,196 --> 00:29:01,814 The night is young and there's much to be done. 362 00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:06,659 And that's what it's all about - getting things done. 363 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:12,657 Hey, how about we lay some new contact paper on the cabinet shelves? 364 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,336 Come on. 365 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:22,046 I couldn't decide between Ferns & Flowers and Country Rose so I got both. 366 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:25,049 What do you like? 367 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,723 Oh. Did you put detergent in the dishwasher? 368 00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:36,976 - No. I thought you did. - Oh, silly us. 369 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:40,277 We'll have to locate those dishes and wash them again. 370 00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:44,983 - The computer told you that? - No. Stinky 5,000 told me that. 371 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:49,163 Looks like he's also voting for Ferns & Flowers. 372 00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:56,208 - Who's voting? - Oh, my gosh! Didn't I tell you? 373 00:29:56,338 --> 00:29:58,414 I have my own website. 374 00:29:58,548 --> 00:30:01,419 "Getting things done with Delores". 375 00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:03,876 No fucking way. 376 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:07,962 We live in a society that speeds along and with people so busy, 377 00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:11,468 character-building chores just fall by the wayside. 378 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:14,806 So people like watching me getting things done. 379 00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:17,727 There's a camera there... 380 00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:20,397 .. and there... and there... and there. 381 00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:25,107 But not in the bathroom. Folks looking at me on the potty would be wrong. 382 00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:29,286 While watching her everywhere else is just plain insane. 383 00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:32,828 I was thinking about calling it Herbig Website, 384 00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:38,414 but I was worried I'd attract people with a fetish for, you know... big things. 385 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:44,293 So people actually pay to watch you? 386 00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:46,835 I get two cents when someone clicks on, 387 00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:51,016 but that all goes straight to the American Amputee Association. 388 00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:54,262 Oh, Christ. My boss has a wooden leg. 389 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:57,432 My good friend, Rebecca Randall, climbed Everest. 390 00:30:57,565 --> 00:31:02,062 She made the summit, but lost all ten little Indians. 391 00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:05,362 She keeps tipping over. No balance, poor dear. 392 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,024 Oh! 393 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,695 Hungry Girl wants to know the dog's name. 394 00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:16,116 - Um, JD. - And what does the JD stand for? 395 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,748 I don't know. 396 00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:23,046 Well, enough chatting. We gotta get things done. 397 00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:26,212 Oh. 398 00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:46,527 So he didn't cross over. 399 00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:51,360 What a pain in the ass. What do you think happened? 400 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:54,488 I have no clue. 401 00:31:57,792 --> 00:32:01,576 - You like baseball? - Not really. 402 00:32:01,713 --> 00:32:05,461 - I did once blow Babe Ruth. - Who didn't? 403 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:11,467 Pitcher pitches, batter doesn't swing, umpire doesn't say anything. 404 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:14,848 Batter says, "So what was it? Ball or strike?" 405 00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:18,013 Umpire says, "It ain't nothing till I call it." 406 00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:22,475 This fucking guy has been called out on strikes. 407 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:27,152 - And won't get out of the batter's box. - Won't get out of the box. 408 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,736 Cheeseburger. Try not to fuck it up. 409 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:33,774 See the way he talks to me? 410 00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:35,287 Yeah. 411 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:42,163 The thought that people were watching me kept me awake. 412 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:47,716 I couldn't help wondering who liked to watch Delores "getting things done". 413 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:51,543 What were those people getting done while they were watching? 414 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,799 Oh, baby, dry those dishes. Uh-huh. 415 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:57,887 Dry them. Make them squeaky clean. 416 00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:03,689 Oh, yeah... Use the hand towel. Oh, yeah. 417 00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:08,186 I needed to find a place to sleep. 418 00:33:19,582 --> 00:33:21,824 What? 419 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,371 Don't say a word. 420 00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:26,587 It's my life, my apartment, my dog! 421 00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:32,219 You're the guest and if you don't like it, you can kiss my dead ass goodbye. 422 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,801 Are we clear? 423 00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:38,799 And you. A dog in a hot tub? 424 00:33:38,935 --> 00:33:41,343 That's just sick. 425 00:33:49,988 --> 00:33:52,905 - A dog in a hot tub? - No clue. 426 00:33:58,204 --> 00:34:01,953 - Not bad? - Come on. That is spot-on. It's Michelangelo. 427 00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:05,001 Load 'em. 428 00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:08,877 Guy wants the cheese melted on the bread, not the patty, and kraut. 429 00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:11,794 - Fine. - No, no. That's how it starts. 430 00:34:11,926 --> 00:34:17,134 You give in, next you're making a rib-eye, well done, smothered in ketchup. 431 00:34:17,265 --> 00:34:20,219 - You're being melodramatic. - I'm not! 432 00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:21,894 I'm not talking to you. 433 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:25,353 - I'm not paying for it. - Oh, you pay for it. 434 00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:28,269 Sending back a dish is a hostile act. 435 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:31,817 Are you going to take orders from a fucking customer? 436 00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:46,329 Hey. How are you doing? You order a patty melt? 437 00:34:46,461 --> 00:34:50,922 - Yeah. Is there a problem? - You don't know what a patty melt is. 438 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:55,510 A patty melt not only implies what it is but also how it's prepared. 439 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:59,848 - The cheese is melted on the patty. - I like the cheese on the bread. 440 00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:04,103 That'd be a grilled cheese. How about I make you a grilled cheese? 441 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:08,309 I want a patty melt with kraut and cheese melted on the bread. 442 00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:13,105 Sorry. I can't do that. 443 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,609 What do you mean? 444 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:22,870 Well, you give in on one little thing, you compromise and compromise... 445 00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:26,865 until you're a shell of a man beaten down and you stand for nothing. 446 00:35:27,919 --> 00:35:30,457 I want to talk to the manager. 447 00:35:32,048 --> 00:35:36,260 A dish is a collection of flavours, consistencies. 448 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:42,175 Start swapping ingredients and it's like fucking with a Jenga tower of tastes. 449 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:46,140 - You don't know what you're asking for. - I know. 450 00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:50,019 Kraut on Der Patty Melt is akin to knocking the tower down. 451 00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:52,475 "Der Patty Melt" should have kraut on it. 452 00:35:52,610 --> 00:35:55,611 "Der" is German for "the". 453 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:01,154 The Waffle House. The patty melt. 454 00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:06,120 I want der fucking patty melt with der cheese melted on der bread 455 00:36:06,249 --> 00:36:08,407 with der fucking kraut on it. Got it? 456 00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:17,089 No, you got it. On der house. 457 00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:30,481 Fucked with the wrong cook today, eh, Angus? Angus? 458 00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:36,653 Who are you talking to back here? 459 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:40,782 Me? No one. 460 00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:45,950 I got a new guy coming in today, who worked at Ihop, so he's really good. 461 00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:48,619 That's great. 462 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:52,748 So this'll be your last shift and I wanna thank you for helping out. 463 00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:55,168 You're welcome. 464 00:36:55,298 --> 00:36:58,750 I could help you show the new guy the ropes. 465 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:04,639 I mean, the oven's always 25 degrees hotter than it reads. 466 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:10,019 When he does his Belgian waffles, you know the trick? Vanilla. 467 00:37:10,146 --> 00:37:13,729 Pinch of nutmeg. Makes it taste like Christmas all year. 468 00:37:13,858 --> 00:37:18,022 Boy, you didn't just eat here. You really watched Angus cook. 469 00:37:18,863 --> 00:37:21,568 Yeah. Man had a gift. 470 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:43,554 - Millie. May I have a moment? - Sure. 471 00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:50,177 This is difficult to say. Especially now. 472 00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:55,816 I always find it hard to maintain authority after I've shared a bed with someone. 473 00:37:55,942 --> 00:37:57,271 Sure. 474 00:37:57,402 --> 00:38:02,693 I printed the postings from the "Getting Things Done With Delores" website 475 00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:08,163 and I'm sorry to say the response to your visit was not what I hoped. 476 00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:09,319 Delores... 477 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:16,205 Pure Attitude 477 described you as "lethargic and uninspiring" and, uh... 478 00:38:16,338 --> 00:38:21,628 Truth Machine 8 said he went to bed feeling nothing had been accomplished. 479 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:27,465 - Millie, this just won't do. - Listen, don't worry about kicking me out. 480 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:32,095 I just think there might be a better environment for you some place else. 481 00:38:32,228 --> 00:38:37,223 Some place slower, where you can get things done at your own pace. 482 00:38:38,985 --> 00:38:42,769 I'm sorry things didn't work out. 483 00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:48,991 Maybe this is the spark you need to light a fire under that ass you like to sit on. 484 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,658 If you'll excuse me. 485 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:56,416 There's a Hot Pocket in the microwave calling my name. Don't try to stop me. 486 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:05,168 JD and I wandered through the park one last time 487 00:39:05,303 --> 00:39:07,343 before I took him home. 488 00:39:07,472 --> 00:39:10,888 I think some people wander because that's who they are. 489 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:14,351 Wandering is what gives them oxygen. 490 00:39:14,479 --> 00:39:17,895 It's the wandering that allows them to live. 491 00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:21,974 I was beginning to think that that's the kind of person I was. 492 00:39:22,112 --> 00:39:26,489 The kind of person for whom one job, one love, 493 00:39:26,616 --> 00:39:30,115 even one life, wasn't going to be enough to hold me. 494 00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:35,790 Then there are those who wander because they don't have a place to go - 495 00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:38,455 to call home. 496 00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,959 So I took JD home. 497 00:39:53,518 --> 00:39:56,223 Come on. Stay. 498 00:39:57,272 --> 00:40:00,226 You be good. You be good, JD. 499 00:40:04,612 --> 00:40:07,448 Stay. You stay. 500 00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:09,116 Stay. 501 00:40:15,999 --> 00:40:18,075 And who are you? 502 00:40:20,378 --> 00:40:22,537 "JD". 503 00:40:22,672 --> 00:40:24,914 Are you lost, JD? 504 00:40:34,517 --> 00:40:38,562 All right. You can come in. Come on. 505 00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:43,267 Maybe that's what happens to some souls. Maybe they get lost. 506 00:40:43,401 --> 00:40:47,565 Maybe they have to wander because they're not quite at peace yet. 507 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:53,117 Maybe there's some kind of unfinished business with these souls. 508 00:40:53,244 --> 00:40:57,871 Like they're holding on to something. Holding their breath. 509 00:40:57,999 --> 00:41:01,997 And when the business is done, they can finally let go, 510 00:41:02,128 --> 00:41:05,414 exhale... and sleep. 511 00:41:10,095 --> 00:41:12,633 The dog's in the bed. 512 00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:17,970 - Will the dog be sleeping in the bed? - Maybe. 513 00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:21,353 - Will you be sleeping in the bed? - Maybe. 514 00:41:23,191 --> 00:41:25,314 What do you think JD stands for? 515 00:41:25,443 --> 00:41:27,270 Just Dog. 516 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,780 I kinda like that. 517 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:34,357 Get the dog off the bed, Reggie. 518 00:41:41,584 --> 00:41:43,743 That was my mother. 519 00:42:59,913 --> 00:43:01,905 Subtitles: Sue Whitfield ww. broadcasttext. com 520 00:43:02,305 --> 00:43:08,744 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org