1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,419 Every reaper has their own style. 3 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,226 Those touches that make death so special. 4 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:22,515 Do I need to be crossing over or passing on or something? 5 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:25,352 You ain't going nowhere until I fill my quota. 6 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:28,437 Cool it. Sir, I'm gonna say this politely. 7 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,646 I will fuck you up. 8 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:36,986 - She's a strange 11-year-old. - She's going through a difficult time. 9 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,204 Reggie's been stealing toilet seats. 10 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,905 You think a few photos will stop that? 11 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:47,455 I think it'd be more productive if I talked to Reggie alone today. 12 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,498 You like the ladies, right? 13 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:51,966 Bloody hell. 14 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,088 - How are you doing? - I don't think so. 15 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:00,923 JD? 16 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:05,228 JD, come! JD, come! 17 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,856 Who's going to take care of JD? 18 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,354 Who are you? 19 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,810 The best memories don't have a chance. 20 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,979 You keep coming back to them 21 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:34,485 and every time you do, you cook them a little more. 22 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,946 Daddy, want one of my pancakes when they come? 23 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:42,119 Yeah. George, I'll trade you a pancake for two pieces of my bacon. 24 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:46,373 It's a deal. But you could have had a pancake for free. 25 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,575 - Goal! - Whoo! 26 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:53,953 After a while, all you have left is this tiny, crispy fragment. 27 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:57,839 It's not like you even remember what happened any more. 28 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:01,670 It's more like it's the idea of what happened. 29 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:04,973 And Sunday mornings were the best. 30 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,347 The ketchup? 31 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,563 Georgia? The ketchup, George. The ketchup. 32 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,772 Oh. Sorry. 33 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:23,403 I know it's none of my business, but you are a very internal creature. 34 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,324 It's none of your business, but you act like it is. 35 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:31,747 - I'm not internal. - That's why you don't have any friends. 36 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:37,217 - Roxy here is an external as they get. - You don't know me. 37 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:42,502 I know your moods - grumpy, mean and grumpy, sleepy and grumpy. 38 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:47,882 - Like the seven dwarves. - Daisy, did you ever sleep with a dwarf? 39 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,510 Don't be stupid. They're cartoons. 40 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:54,063 I would love to see you do my job for one day. 41 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:59,020 When there's a Broadway musical about your shoes, I will walk a mile in them. 42 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:04,611 - May I have my assignment? - It's the college. Parking's a nightmare. 43 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,781 - I don't have a car. - Parking's still a nightmare. 44 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,998 - I'll come with you. - I like to do things alone. 45 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,744 You're trying to score some sweet young thing. 46 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:19,007 Being around all that youthful energy might inspire me. 47 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:22,337 Then you could steal a shitload of drugs. 48 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:28,429 Round and round and round it goes, where it stops, nobody knows. 49 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,682 You know after you've been dead a while 50 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:36,522 and you suspect things might be coming back to normal in your family? 51 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:39,320 OK. Maybe you don't. 52 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,281 I think that may have happened to my family. 53 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:46,239 The weird part is that my family never was normal before. 54 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:50,284 You know that Irish setter I had growing up? Freckles? 55 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:54,993 - Yeah. Your mom showed me pictures. - She loathed that dog. 56 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,414 She told me that when she was showing me pictures. 57 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:03,127 One day it took a crap in one of her shoes. That was all she wrote. 58 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,717 Dad can't bear to put it to sleep, 59 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:10,639 so he announces he's going to drive Freckles up Mount Tam to set him free. 60 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:13,390 - In the woods? - In the woods. 61 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:16,191 He should have done that with your mother. 62 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:20,269 He kept them both. 63 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,574 It only says "77th floor. RL Guggenheim." 64 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,159 - This is a dump. - What were you expecting? 65 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,246 Something more collegiate. 66 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,826 - Holy shit! - Jeez! 67 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,045 That was my bong, douche bag! 68 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,832 But it's nice. 69 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:44,833 I could have gone to college... until I hit my teacher with a book. 70 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:48,967 Maybe it was a globe. I can't remember what I hit my teacher with. 71 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:54,341 - When did this happen? - Er, primary. So I was seven or eight. 72 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:58,690 My mother was more excited about me going to college than I was. 73 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:02,980 "Hey! Here's a socially acceptable way to evict my daughter." 74 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,022 - But you didn't go. - I went. 75 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:10,233 - I just dropped out. She hated me for it. - Your father must have shit. 76 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:15,661 He didn't say much really. We weren't really close at that point. 77 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,200 - Why? - I don't know. 78 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,210 When I was a kid we were close. 79 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:25,581 He used to let me drink Coke at breakfast. I thought that was really cool. 80 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,384 Dad, do the straw trick. 81 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,760 That never gets old. 82 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,563 College is two things. 83 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,479 Forget what they put in Latin around the seal - 84 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:46,897 it is not about veritas or fraternitas. 85 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:51,278 College is about stress-itas and binge-itas. 86 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,905 Stress... 87 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,781 binge. 88 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,750 Anyone seen a card with calculus equations on it? 89 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,121 Stress... 90 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,494 .. binge. 91 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,085 I don't know what I was worried about. 92 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:08,130 I didn't have any papers due, I hadn't broken up with my boyfriend, 93 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,052 I didn't feel stupid and alone. 94 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,928 But just being near these people who did made me wanna cry. 95 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:16,347 - Drugs? - No, thank you. 96 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:20,012 Antidepressants, amoxicillin. Everyone's taking amoxicillin. 97 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:23,683 - Good for them. - I have this theory. 98 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:27,567 All this elitist college crap is just a front for the bacteria. 99 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:30,271 Bacteria creates the colleges 100 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:35,035 to have the perfect place to breed and evolve. 101 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:38,034 Let's just find this guy and get outta here. 102 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,037 "Like as the waves make toward a pebbled shore, 103 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:44,336 So do our minutes hasten to their end; 104 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,667 Each changing place with that which goes before..." 105 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:51,004 Reading poetry to a guy in my dorm room? 106 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,213 This is something I'll never do. 107 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,387 Hey, señorita! 108 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:59,811 Make way for Boutrous Boutrous-Nitrous! 109 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,939 Something else I'll never do. 110 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,901 - What's going on? - Nothing. 111 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,352 ".. but for his scythe to know: 112 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,524 "And yet to times in hope my verse shall stand 113 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,612 "Praising thy worth, despite his cruel hand." 114 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,912 - You get this? - Yeah, yeah. Very moving. 115 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,792 - Want a beer? - No. 116 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:27,544 I thought we could relax a little bit. Fuck! 117 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,417 Just leave the door open. 118 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,473 Has anybody seen my pink index card? 119 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,973 Is your name Rich Guggenheim? 120 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:43,686 Fuck! Yes, I am. Thank you so much. 121 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:47,480 - Big test, huh? - Yeah. Well, no... 122 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:50,777 Who cares? The number of this girl is on here. 123 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,575 Her name is Jenny. Do you believe in fate? 124 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,574 Kinda. 125 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,869 We met by the vending machines in the med library. 126 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,702 They have Yoo-hoo. Whatever. 127 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:06,578 She was singing that old song, "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" 128 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,002 and I had Kazaaed that the night before. 129 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,466 I said to her, "We should just get in the car 130 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:16,674 and drive to San Jose, you know... 131 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,807 fuck all this." 132 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:24,513 And she turns to me and she's almost crying, with her Yoo-hoo and shit, 133 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:30,318 and she says, "I've never been to California. Let's do it after finals!" 134 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,980 And she wrote her number down. This is it. 135 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,491 Jenny. 136 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:39,660 I think we're really gonna go. 137 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,703 You should. 138 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:50,414 Jenny may get to California, but it won't be with him. 139 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,588 Shit! 140 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:57,544 The clowns were fucking with the laws of physics. 141 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,507 It's OK. 142 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,801 Watch out! 143 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,434 Dude? 144 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:09,728 Dude. 145 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,935 I think it's time to go. 146 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,315 She wanted that open. 147 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,079 Stop it. Get off of me! 148 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:29,874 I respect that you're saying no, but you'll change your mind. 149 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,496 Stop it! 150 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:36,630 - I remember what I hit my teacher with. - You've got one second... 151 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:46,304 So was that kid in the hall really dead? 152 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,732 Yeah... He was. 153 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:58,279 God. I've never seen a real dead person before, have you? 154 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,991 - No. - No. 155 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:06,077 Most guys on campus are like you. They're normal, sweet. 156 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:10,537 - I don't know why I was studying with him. - It looked pretty bad. 157 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:16,340 I had pepper spray right on my keys, but I was just... "Is this really happening?" 158 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:20,465 You had a brain freeze. I get them all the time. 159 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,218 Yes. Sometimes I wish I could just, like... 160 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,434 be awake, in the moment, when it's happening. 161 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:30,689 Or have a pause button or something, so you have time to react. 162 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:34,730 Yeah. Exactly. I'm such an expert on life after shit happens. 163 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,434 God, life is just too fast. 164 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:42,779 Is it wrong to decide someone is great because they're so like you? 165 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,828 Oh, shoot! I've got laundry at the coin-op. 166 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:50,249 - I... I could give you a ride. - A ride in what? 167 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,950 - You have a car? - Yeah. 168 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:57,915 OK. This is going to sound so shallow, but I like to guess what people drive. 169 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,298 - Yeah. I'm curious too. - OK. Um... 170 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,968 I think that you would rather walk 171 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:09,477 than drive something that didn't suit you, so... 172 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:15,310 I'm gonna go with... classic Trans Am, red. 173 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:20,479 -That's incredible. - Uncanny. 174 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,987 - Oh, my God. I got it right? - Yes! 175 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,615 In fact, I'm gonna go and get it now. 176 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,870 - A red one? - Yeah. 177 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:35,374 Mason? Don't forget our, uh... thing. 178 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,703 Yeah. 179 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,296 He's kinda cute. Aren't you guys...? 180 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,004 Oh, no! No. 181 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:51,060 So what's your major? 182 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,556 Oh, my God. That's so queer. What's your name? 183 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:59,068 Rube said don't get close to the living, stay on the periphery. 184 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:03,525 Don't tell her who you are. Give her your undead name. 185 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,066 - I'm Millie. - Charlotte. 186 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:12,541 - I know. Shaking hands is so weird. - You wanna go get some coffee? 187 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:17,246 That's what you say when someone's having a fucked-up day. 188 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,465 Is that what it says in the "Bad Decisions" manual? 189 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,335 Page three. 190 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,627 Is your friend gonna be OK? 191 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,467 - Yeah. He'll be fine. - OK. 192 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:37,934 As you get older, the chance of making a good new friend 193 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,483 is about the same as being hit by a truck. 194 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:45,313 And if you're hit by a truck, which is to say dead, 195 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,783 the chances of making a good friend are even slimmer. 196 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,996 So when I remembered my lunch date with Charlotte, 197 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,824 I felt something new since I died - I felt lucky. 198 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,300 Mason was feeling something new too. 199 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:11,598 Meanwhile, Roxy was just doing her job, working for the man, 200 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,849 when she ran into a bad one. 201 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:18,142 - All right. Take it back. - Ticket's written. They don't go back. 202 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:22,771 Fine. Then why don't you shove those tickets where the sun don't shine? 203 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:27,862 Step aside, sir. As I told you yesterday, if you have a complaint there's a system. 204 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:32,361 Your system can suck my dick, miss. OK? 205 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,249 I ain't ever gonna pay those fucking tickets, 206 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,495 so just put them in your fucking pocket and walk off. 207 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,202 - You need to step off. - Step off? 208 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,131 Step off? 209 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:51,387 OK. OK! Step off! 210 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,805 Sir! That is city property! 211 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:58,846 You're not listening! I ain't ever gonna pay those tickets, so you take 'em back! 212 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:02,149 I don't give a fuck about your goddamn fucking rules! 213 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,728 - You take these goddamn tickets back! - Hold up now! 214 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:10,158 I can tolerate you cursing, screaming at me, disrespecting my vehicle, 215 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:14,283 but don't you ever put your hands on me. 216 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:26,957 That's when Roxy decided she didn't care about breaking the rules. 217 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:35,552 Let me tell you something. I am trying to do my job - 218 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,974 which is definitely my day job. 219 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,978 If you keep fucking with me, 220 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:45,148 I have other skills that will give your life a turn for the strange and painful. 221 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,986 Do you understand me? 222 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,931 Shakespeare sonnets? 223 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:20,009 What an elegant, slender volume. Is your coffee table uneven? 224 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:26,520 Wait. Is there a girl? 225 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,607 Someone special you want to shag? 226 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,657 I don't want to shag her, Daisy. 227 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:39,361 I do want to shag her, but not in the usual way. I... like her. 228 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:44,452 - Oh, my. - She's different. 229 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:49,546 She's sweet. She's sophisticated. She's a college girl. 230 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,463 A college girl? Hm. 231 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,131 What is that supposed to mean? 232 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,721 Nothing. How did you meet? 233 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:03,430 I hit some bloke on the head who was trying to date-rape her. 234 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,815 - A story to tell the grandkids. - Forget it. 235 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,146 Mason, come on. It's strange seeing you this way. 236 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,272 - She's different. - I get that. 237 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,906 - Not too different. - Oh, no. It'll be fine. 238 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:19,239 You'll show her there's more to life than learning. 239 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,500 She'll teach you about salad forks and the romantic poets 240 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:27,126 and you'll teach her about car theft and amphetamines. 241 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,630 Fuck you, Daisy. 242 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,800 I'm sorry. I hope it all works out, honey. 243 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,474 You like lunch, Millie? 244 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:46,851 - Oh... Actually I have plans today. - Really? 245 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:51,811 - Yeah. It's kind of a lunch date. - Oh. 246 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,153 I mean, not a date date. 247 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,456 Millie... 248 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:15,090 I hope you don't feel uncomfortable saying no to me. 249 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:19,597 It doesn't have to be awkward. You don't have to lie. 250 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,432 I'm not. 251 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,182 - I'm not angry. - OK. 252 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,314 - There'll be plenty of lunches. - Uh-huh. 253 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:32,273 So don't worry about having "plans". 254 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,826 But I really do have a lunch date. 255 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,411 OK. 256 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,454 It's just your honesty is important 257 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:47,282 and I think you sometimes forget I have been where you are. 258 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:51,084 I have been young and alone. I will simply say this. 259 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:56,374 As you grow, being a loner stops being something you are ashamed of 260 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,962 and becomes something you treasure. 261 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,099 Hi, Millie. Sorry I'm late. Are you ready? 262 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,597 Yeah. 263 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,389 Bye. 264 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,227 - Do you like to shop? - It's OK. 265 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,111 I'm not like a freak about it or anything. 266 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:18,899 Well, I know it sounds girly, but I love clothes. 267 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:23,280 Two words I've never heard before - "cute top". 268 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:28,573 Well, unlike you, I get all my self-esteem from my appearance. 269 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,497 Two words I've also never heard before. 270 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:37,380 - Want to know a secret? - Absolutely. I love secrets. 271 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,045 - I have never had a manicure. - Jesus! 272 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,182 OK, no. Too much, too soon. 273 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,302 Oh, my God. 274 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:53,515 - Have you heard from the asshole? - No. I haven't seen him. 275 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,225 I filed a report with the campus police. 276 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,648 You know what totally sucked about the whole thing? 277 00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:04,076 - That he tried to rape you? - Yeah, besides that. 278 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:09,743 The sonnets. I love the sonnets and he tainted them for me. 279 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,545 This is where I felt it first. 280 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,755 The universe was cocking the fuck-with-me gun. 281 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,669 "That time of year thou mayst in me behold 282 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:22,716 When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang 283 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,347 Upon those boughs which shake against the cold, 284 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:32,146 Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang..." 285 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:37,268 I'm taking this incredible seminar. The professor's a trip. You should come. 286 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,811 Bang! 287 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,364 "When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang 288 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:47,111 Upon those boughs which shake against the cold, 289 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:51,992 Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang..." 290 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:56,290 Shakespeare's trying to paint that emotional moment of a love lost. 291 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,546 I know it's so old school. 292 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:03,633 A tree in winter, boughs shaking against the cold. Blah, blah, blah... 293 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,254 It's so familiar. 294 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,716 But let me ask you a question. 295 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:12,102 Who here has had their heart broken? 296 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,142 OK. 297 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,730 Now we know who the dramatic ones are. 298 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,652 But here's my point. 299 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,397 When you're suffering, and I mean truly suffering, 300 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:26,451 it's the clichés that heal you. 301 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:30,789 When I'm sad, give me George Jones or Willie Nelson. 302 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:35,328 That's the brilliance of these sonnets. They state the obvious. 303 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:39,625 Clichés are clichés because they are the things that have stuck. 304 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:43,257 Our greatest arrogance is to believe that we are all special 305 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:47,598 because the truth is we are all unbelievably the same. 306 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:53,228 Watching this man entertain, be sweet and insightful and touching, 307 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,762 I was struck with one question. 308 00:21:55,899 --> 00:22:00,561 Who was this guy and what had he done with my father? 309 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:03,696 Excuse me, Professor Lass. 310 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:07,275 - Hi. Um... Sandy? - Charlotte. 311 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:12,156 - Why do I even try? - I just wanted my friend to meet you. 312 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:15,789 - I love your class. - Thank you. Hi. 313 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,461 Hi. 314 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:21,122 I'm teaching the comedies next semester. It's lighter. 315 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:24,543 I love that poem. 316 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:28,129 It was helpful. Especially the part about not being alone. 317 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:34,353 That's when I knew I'd never met Clancy Lass before. 318 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:37,433 I don't know if anyone in my family had. 319 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:42,150 I brought home a stray cat once. 320 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:47,355 You're not a baby, George. I think you're old enough to see our side of this. 321 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,948 We can take him to an animal shelter. 322 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,117 - They'll kill him! - They won't. 323 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:55,413 They'll find some nice family to take care of him. 324 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:59,539 I don't want him in some nice family. I want him in this family! 325 00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:03,538 There is a baby in the house now. It's not a debate. 326 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,510 - This sucks. You do what you want. - Georgia. 327 00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:09,590 - You're the worst dad ever! - Go to your room. 328 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:14,892 I wanted a kitty cat and I got a little sister instead. 329 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:20,682 As simple as that, that was the end of something between me and my dad. 330 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,688 I started sleeping in on Sunday mornings. 331 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,904 It never occurred to me that he hadn't changed, 332 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,273 that it was my fault. 333 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,698 I'd just become a teenager. 334 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:35,446 Did he have a Coke for breakfast when I wasn't there? 335 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:58,059 - Holy shit! - I knew you'd come back. 336 00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:02,980 - I have to give you a ticket. - Thank you. I wrote you something too. 337 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:09,024 I realised that when you did the thing that you did 338 00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,482 there were no words to describe it, 339 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:15,947 so I came up with some words that would help other people understand. 340 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:23,087 "Haggleblass" - the argument with God. What happened between you and me. 341 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:26,712 "Stubblerud" - the moment when there's no turning back, 342 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:29,926 when the human needs to be taught a lesson... 343 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:33,504 - Hang on, sir. - Don't call me sir. Don't call me sir. 344 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:38,302 I am nothing but a "whispernaut" - an unworthy one in your presence. 345 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:42,682 - Jesus. - Are you Jesus? 346 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:46,765 No, I'm not Jesus! What's your name anyway? 347 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:51,399 Before the Haggleblass, they called me Chuck. 348 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,241 OK, Chuck. 349 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:57,282 Now, I think what happened to you before... 350 00:24:57,414 --> 00:25:00,035 .. was something you imagined. 351 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,788 Maybe you had a stroke or something. 352 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:05,754 When you separated my soul from my body... 353 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,122 That didn't happen. 354 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:13,627 .. you cured me of all my anger. 355 00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,883 In one moment, you gave me all the answers. 356 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:19,305 Nothing happened. 357 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,512 Everything happened. 358 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,688 Everything. 359 00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:28,479 Damn. 360 00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:31,362 Everything. 361 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:52,217 - Hello, Georgie. - I don't know where she is. 362 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:55,131 - Give me her number. - She's not interested. 363 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:59,475 If she were interested, she would have mentioned you. She didn't. 364 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:04,512 Ask her about me. No, don't ask her because you'll stress the negative. 365 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:08,692 - Ask her about me, Georgie. - I'll ask her about you. 366 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:12,022 With that expression on your face? Fuck it! 367 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,363 Fuck you. 368 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:19,495 I'll show you. We'll be like Romeo and Juliet. 369 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:22,290 You do know how that story ended? 370 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:25,250 If Romeo had just masturbated a few times a week, 371 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:28,543 he would have saved those families a heap of trouble. 372 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:33,380 - Hey. - Charlotte? What time is it? 373 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:36,464 - We were going to meet out front. - I'm early. 374 00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:43,591 Daisy Adair. I've heard so much about you I feel I know you already. 375 00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:47,062 And you know Mason. 376 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:49,895 Of course. My hero. 377 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:52,233 Well, we'd better be going. 378 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:57,105 - Ah... hi. - Hello. 379 00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,234 This is my friend, Charlotte. 380 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:05,577 Charlotte, this is my stepdad and his wife. 381 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,116 We really have to go. 382 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:11,123 - Nice to meet you, Charlotte. Honey? - Huh? 383 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:15,752 Can you run an errand for me? It's just a few blocks away. 384 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:18,555 Do it for your stepdad? 385 00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:24,716 - Sure. No problem. - You might wanna hurry. 386 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:36,362 - Oh, my God. Did you see that? - Yeah. 387 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:47,073 Now that looks a little more interesting. 388 00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:53,502 And now, for his next trick, 389 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:56,716 the great Etienne will juggle... 390 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:59,132 .. knives. 391 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:04,926 - This is the errand you're running? - I think it is. 392 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,136 Your step-dad needs a juggler? 393 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:11,138 He's throwing a party for his wife. He needs entertainment. 394 00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:14,560 That is so awesome. Give me a dollar. 395 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:19,321 Eddie Dienes, do not give that man money. You're encouraging stupidity. 396 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:23,951 Stupid needs to make a living too. 397 00:28:26,289 --> 00:28:28,163 I'm sorry... 398 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,617 Do you know that guy's name? 399 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:35,453 I don't know. It's something French or equally fucked up. 400 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,342 Let's go get some lunch. 401 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:44,342 What about the juggler? Your step-dad's party? 402 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:48,306 Too dangerous. I don't wanna see anyone die. 403 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:51,271 What's wrong? 404 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:54,352 Jugglers just freak me out. 405 00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:14,834 Watch out, dude! Whoa! 406 00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:24,673 - What was that? - I have no idea. 407 00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:31,348 - I didn't know you smoked a pipe. - You need to fix this. 408 00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:33,353 He put his hands on me. 409 00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:38,274 Being pissed off isn't a reason to remove a person's soul from their body. 410 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:41,938 - Don't do that again. - I didn't know he'd turn into a nut-ball. 411 00:29:42,073 --> 00:29:45,193 How would you have responded? God appeared to him. 412 00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:47,319 I wouldn't be making up words. 413 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:50,704 He's creating a mythology to take back to his people. 414 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:54,331 Joseph Smith had the same thing happen to him. 415 00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:56,169 This is nothing. 416 00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:59,961 In 100 years, people will have little plastic meter-maids. 417 00:30:00,091 --> 00:30:03,128 - What do you want me to do? - Restore the status quo. 418 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:07,341 The guy wasn't supposed to get enlightened, but get a ticket. 419 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:10,890 You gotta turn him back into a prick. 420 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,806 If you ever take someone's soul again without a Post-it, 421 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:18,977 I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass. 422 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:25,323 - They do look like chickens. - You can't see it right-side up. 423 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:39,339 Do you think he looks sad? 424 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:42,714 - Who? - Professor Lass. 425 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:48,128 - I don't know. - I guess not, huh? 426 00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:54,887 - You do know his story, right? - What story? 427 00:30:56,147 --> 00:31:00,774 His daughter was the girl that was killed by the falling toilet seat. 428 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,856 - No shit? That was his daughter? - Yeah. 429 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:08,939 I think his relationship with his wife is totally fucked-up. 430 00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:14,287 - How do you know all this? - I don't know. 431 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,657 He gives away clues in class. 432 00:31:18,128 --> 00:31:21,793 - People talk. - Does he talk about it? 433 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:25,209 - His wife? - His daughter. The one that... 434 00:31:25,343 --> 00:31:30,171 - He doesn't really say anything. - I guess he doesn't really think about it. 435 00:31:31,808 --> 00:31:36,719 No. No, it's there... in how he talks about the poems. 436 00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:41,192 I don't know. You can tell his heart... 437 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:44,111 He's suffering. 438 00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:49,029 It's so stupid, but I had this one sonnet framed... 439 00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:53,203 I thought it might help him. I never gave it to him though. 440 00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:55,406 What was it? 441 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:59,577 I memorised it. I know, I'm such a geek. 442 00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:03,460 "No longer mourn for me when I am dead 443 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:07,125 Nay, if you read this line, remember not, 444 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:09,881 The hand that writ it, for I love you so, 445 00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:13,346 That in your sweet thoughts I'd be forgot, 446 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:16,226 If thinking on me then should make you woe." 447 00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:21,229 You know, move on, she'd want it that way. 448 00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:26,363 I think that's a mistake. 449 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:30,735 Well, I just thought that maybe it would give him some comfort. 450 00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:36,074 - He seems ready to move on. I don't know. - That's right. You don't know. 451 00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:40,618 - I didn't realise what time it is. I gotta go. - Hey, uh... 452 00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:42,330 Charlotte had hurt me. 453 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:46,923 So I told her I never wanted to see her again the best way. 454 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:49,126 I'll call you. 455 00:32:51,888 --> 00:32:54,640 One of the silver linings of dying 456 00:32:54,766 --> 00:33:00,140 is watching the people you love lose their shit 'cause they miss you so much. 457 00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:02,679 I was having trouble seeing it here. 458 00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:10,068 I had to wonder. Maybe it was so easy for my dad to say goodbye to me two months ago 459 00:33:10,198 --> 00:33:14,492 was that he had already said goodbye to me a long time before that. 460 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:27,912 Someone's knocking at the door. 461 00:33:33,388 --> 00:33:36,389 I'm not gonna let you break up with me. 462 00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:39,434 OK. I'm here to apologise. This is for you. 463 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:47,439 Ah... You didn't do anything wrong, Charlotte. 464 00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:51,404 I'm just screwed up. 465 00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:57,615 This is the part in our friendship where we start to admit that we're not perfect. 466 00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:05,741 - What is that noise? - Cute top. 467 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:12,039 So do you wanna go do something? 468 00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:14,846 Sure. 469 00:34:18,683 --> 00:34:20,759 - No. - I was, er... 470 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:23,764 I was passing. I'm going out for the evening 471 00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:27,941 and I thought I'd stop by and see some old friends. 472 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:30,274 Mason, you look stunning. 473 00:34:31,321 --> 00:34:35,568 Wait. I'm getting the image of a naked Jehovah's Witness 474 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,571 bleeding by a dumpster somewhere. 475 00:34:38,703 --> 00:34:42,368 Oh, Charlotte. What a pleasant surprise. 476 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:44,906 - Hello, Mason. - We're going out. 477 00:34:45,043 --> 00:34:49,835 - Really? I would love to join you. - Well, it's girls' night out. 478 00:34:49,964 --> 00:34:54,176 We're going to lesbian bars to make out with big women. 479 00:34:54,302 --> 00:34:56,342 You can't come. 480 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,843 - Erm... - Uh... bye. 481 00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:04,969 Oh, give it up. 482 00:35:06,731 --> 00:35:09,732 - I like her. - Sweetie... 483 00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:13,109 That woman will give her heart to a nice young man 484 00:35:13,238 --> 00:35:15,907 who wears reading glasses and a tweed jacket 485 00:35:16,032 --> 00:35:20,659 and who has never done blow off the belly of a dead prostitute. 486 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:23,278 - I like her. - I know. 487 00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,533 She doesn't like you. 488 00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:35,499 I can't believe I was carded. 489 00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:45,475 - You do look like you're ten years old. - Shut up. I look at least 14. 490 00:35:45,603 --> 00:35:48,177 And the giggling didn't help much. 491 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:52,141 Sorry I freaked out on you today. 492 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:57,235 I was thinking about that. I shouldn't give Professor Lass the poem. 493 00:35:57,365 --> 00:36:01,445 I don't know. Maybe it's not so crazy after all. 494 00:36:01,578 --> 00:36:04,116 It doesn't mean anything coming from me. 495 00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:08,417 I have never lost anything in my life. 496 00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:12,707 I've had this completely shallow, safe existence. 497 00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:15,757 - Well, don't knock it. - I'm a virgin. 498 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:21,221 - Yeah. I'm in college and I'm a virgin. - Loser. 499 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:25,392 - Ah, you too? - That depends on your definition. 500 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:28,519 Um... Ever been laid? 501 00:36:28,646 --> 00:36:33,641 - Then, yes, technically I am a virgin. - Thank you. 502 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:42,867 Look, I know you've been through stuff. I can just sense it. 503 00:36:42,994 --> 00:36:45,319 You kind of remind me of him. 504 00:36:45,455 --> 00:36:48,076 The way he talks about love... 505 00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:51,410 .. and loss. 506 00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:57,748 Oh, his eyes... I'm just gonna give it to him. I'm gonna give him the sonnet. 507 00:36:57,884 --> 00:37:00,292 Right. Cheers. 508 00:37:39,384 --> 00:37:46,217 I had your car towed. It's gonna cost you $3775 to get it back plus all the tickets. 509 00:37:46,349 --> 00:37:50,762 They busted your door trying to get in, so kiss your car radio goodbye. 510 00:37:52,814 --> 00:37:54,890 You're a vengeful god. 511 00:37:55,984 --> 00:38:02,152 I can appreciate that you think you had some kind of revelation. 512 00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:05,904 But I am just a meter maid 513 00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:08,361 and you are just a dumb-ass redneck. 514 00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:15,287 That's who we are. So we can forget all this bullshit and just get on with it. 515 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:18,955 - Who is this? - This is Jason. 516 00:38:19,090 --> 00:38:24,048 I told Jason about the Haggleblass and he's begun his conversion. 517 00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:26,421 Haven't you, buddy? 518 00:38:26,556 --> 00:38:29,640 Can you give us a minute, Jason? 519 00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:32,850 - Go on. - Fuck off. OK? 520 00:38:35,023 --> 00:38:38,890 I know you do this just to make me stronger. I know it. 521 00:38:39,027 --> 00:38:43,570 Chucky... I want you to listen to me, OK? 522 00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:45,572 God made a mistake. 523 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:48,238 He wants you back the way you were. 524 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:51,952 God wants you to be an asshole. 525 00:38:52,957 --> 00:38:56,706 So you can forget all this Haggleblassing. 526 00:38:56,836 --> 00:39:01,048 He wants you to be your old jackass self again. 527 00:39:06,971 --> 00:39:11,016 OK. This is a test. There's nothing that you could do... 528 00:39:11,142 --> 00:39:14,143 .. to make me go back to my old self. Nothing. 529 00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:15,646 Nothing, nothing... 530 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:22,851 No... 531 00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:29,867 No! Fuck! 532 00:39:29,994 --> 00:39:32,450 - That's what I'm talking about. - God! 533 00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:34,620 - What's my name? - Fat ass bitch! 534 00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:39,495 That's right! That's who you are, baby. That is who you are! 535 00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:45,464 So here I was, sitting opposite my father, 536 00:39:45,593 --> 00:39:50,670 my friend about to give him a poem encouraging him to let go of me forever. 537 00:39:50,807 --> 00:39:54,057 And I thought things were twisted when I was alive. 538 00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:56,641 I didn't mean the message to be dramatic. 539 00:39:56,771 --> 00:39:58,515 I like drama. 540 00:39:58,648 --> 00:40:01,602 I hope we're not pulling you away from your family. 541 00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:04,854 That's OK. What did you want to talk about? 542 00:40:04,988 --> 00:40:07,823 Charlotte wanted to give him a poem 543 00:40:07,949 --> 00:40:11,484 and I wanted to ask him about his oldest daughter. 544 00:40:11,619 --> 00:40:13,861 If he thought about me. 545 00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:16,369 So the comedies next semester? 546 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,540 Fun, huh? 547 00:40:19,669 --> 00:40:22,836 We just wanted to take you out to lunch. 548 00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:27,959 What you say in your class really makes us think and we wanted to say thank you. 549 00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:32,802 Charlotte was chickening out. I should have too. 550 00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:36,930 But I was the only dead girl I knew who could get an answer. 551 00:40:37,062 --> 00:40:39,635 So do you miss your daughter? 552 00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:47,942 You know... 553 00:40:48,073 --> 00:40:52,533 I think that poets do the world a favour by turning themselves inside out. 554 00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:57,454 - I teach poetry. That's close enough. - You don't have to... 555 00:40:57,582 --> 00:40:59,409 When she was younger... 556 00:41:00,669 --> 00:41:03,041 .. we'd been very close. 557 00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:07,588 I thought it was this bond that could never be broken, 558 00:41:07,717 --> 00:41:10,718 but it was, almost effortlessly. 559 00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:16,256 I knew that she had to grow and grow apart from me. 560 00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:21,059 I had faith that if I just didn't meddle, 561 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:24,688 if I let her fly away, 562 00:41:24,818 --> 00:41:27,309 eventually she would come back to me. 563 00:41:31,574 --> 00:41:34,694 I didn't know that was all the time we'd have. 564 00:41:38,289 --> 00:41:41,540 Jeez! God, I am sorry. 565 00:41:41,668 --> 00:41:43,791 OK. Hang on. 566 00:41:47,757 --> 00:41:49,880 Can I get a towel or something? 567 00:42:00,645 --> 00:42:03,136 That's how my dad moved on - 568 00:42:03,273 --> 00:42:05,942 with a little help from his friends. 569 00:42:15,285 --> 00:42:20,279 My dad was right. Human beings are simple, predictable clichés. 570 00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:28,581 Broken hearts, betrayal. It's all been done a billion times before. 571 00:42:29,758 --> 00:42:34,051 The problem is every time still hurts like the first. 572 00:42:39,392 --> 00:42:41,883 And if you're lucky enough to recover, 573 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:46,896 you can be sure that just as you finish filling in all the cracks in your life, 574 00:42:47,025 --> 00:42:49,730 the next one is starting to open. 575 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,632 Subtitles: Sue Whitfield ww. broadcasttext. com 576 00:43:21,305 --> 00:43:27,219 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org