1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:12,279 Some allegedly clever writer once wrote 3 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,861 that death was the big sleep. 4 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,984 Big sleep, my ass. 5 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:24,498 Seriously, what a crock that guy was peddling. 6 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:31,123 I was finding what had happened to me harder and harder to handle at night. 7 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,333 Night-time had become the enemy. 8 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,426 Maybe taking souls for a living, 9 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,846 taking souls from the living, 10 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:45,511 was finally taking its toll on me. 11 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,099 Fuck it! 12 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:56,980 I guess watching someone die had its way of staying with you. 13 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:03,824 Death was a fragrance that lingered long after that person has left the room. 14 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,033 Here we see a zebra, 15 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:10,212 grazing in a meadow and other flora in the region. 16 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,248 I would try to distract myself. 17 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:18,761 I would try to think about something other than death. Anything. 18 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,973 The lion lives off the zebra... 19 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:27,642 .. as part of the circle of life, the way of the jungle. 20 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:31,604 The distractions were, like me, short-lived. 21 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,608 See you later, dude. 22 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,192 There was no real escape. 23 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:50,918 It's one o'clock in the fucking morning. What's so fucking important for fuck's sake? 24 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,797 Can you use that word one more time? 25 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:57,423 - I was out like a light when you called. - You weren't. 26 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:01,846 I heard your microwave ding in the background. What were you heating up? 27 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:08,099 I like popcorn. I like to watch old black-and-white movies and eat popcorn. 28 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:12,523 - I was in some of those movies. - Which ones? 29 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:16,351 Oh... Too many to recount. 30 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:21,066 A lot of background, like so many of us... 31 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,573 .. but memorable. 32 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,531 I was beautiful. 33 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:30,199 I'm sure you were brilliant. 34 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,411 Can I get some coffee, please? 35 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,962 Kiffany, make a fresh pot. We're here awhile. 36 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:43,680 Oh, please tell me those are not what I think they are. 37 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,511 It is. They are. 38 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:51,471 - Time for your self-evaluations. - Again? 39 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:54,097 I don't believe this. 40 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,852 Please. It's one o'clock in the morning. I do have a life. 41 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:02,281 One o'clock's about the right time. You're not so well defended at night. 42 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:07,699 OK, look... As always, multiple choice in the test books, essays in the blue books. 43 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:11,531 Mason, please write legibly. There were complaints last year. 44 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,752 That's ridiculous. I always have high marks for penmanship. 45 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:18,628 You write like you speak. I could barely understand a word. 46 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:24,927 Oh, you know what? In all honesty, I was on something when I filled out my form last year. 47 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,808 - Are you on something tonight? - No. 48 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,725 For real? 49 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:33,933 - Well, a little bit. - Rube, I think there's been a mistake. 50 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:40,483 I completed one of these in New York just before I left, so I don't need to be here. 51 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:44,528 You know the difference between a New York hotdog and a Chicago hotdog? 52 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:48,491 - I don't eat... - The New York has mustard, ketchup, 53 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,910 served with a tomato-based onion relish. 54 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:56,830 In Chicago, it's... It's a great fucking town. It comes on a poppy-seed bun, 55 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,798 mustard, emerald relish, 56 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:04,503 tomatoes, pickles, onions, celery salt... 57 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,589 .. then you got chilli peppers. 58 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,099 It is a very different experience. 59 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:16,012 I wouldn't eat either of those. 60 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,023 Death, Daisy... 61 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:22,071 .. it has a different quality in New York... 62 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:26,029 .. as it does in Chicago, New Orleans, 63 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,986 Destin, Florida, 64 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:31,369 Lusk, Wyoming... everywhere. 65 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:35,365 Death is just a little different than it is here. 66 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:39,713 Whoever's gonna read this wants to know if you're right for this town. 67 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:44,916 If you don't want to be here, they'll find some other place for you. 68 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:49,842 OK. You have an hour for section one 69 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:53,308 or as much time as you need. 70 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:57,434 I'm here. You guys are over here. Come on. Let's go. 71 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,891 Take everything with you. 72 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,519 - Here, take this. - So you're aware, 73 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,778 this is some freeze-dried bullshit. 74 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,398 The clock's running, OK? 75 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,492 Wasting my time! 76 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,577 I need more drugs. 77 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,674 Bet they're all asleep. 78 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:42,225 The essay questions are the same as last year, so... 79 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,985 Sweet. 80 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:50,451 This one's different. "If your life were a colour, what would it be?" 81 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:52,905 Black. 82 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,070 Black. 83 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,583 Black. 84 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,164 No... pink. 85 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,881 You folks better simmer down and start thinking. 86 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,336 Writing. 87 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:16,725 - There are three essay questions. - No. Tell me there are not three, please. 88 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:21,349 And the short answers are in two parts. 89 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:26,026 Sharpen another pencil and I'm breaking one in your little pink ass. 90 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,695 OK. Triple espresso? 91 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,528 Peanut butter protein shake 92 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:39,500 and tomato juice with lemon and ginseng. 93 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,125 Wow, you guys are up too, huh? 94 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,460 Shh! 95 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:54,045 - What are you doing? - Georgia, go away. 96 00:07:55,225 --> 00:08:00,646 - Did you get together to vote me off the island? - Get the fuck out while you still can. 97 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,848 Daisy, give me my pencil back. 98 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,482 - Get off! - How many souls did you take last month? 99 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:10,146 A lot. Like, over 40. 100 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,023 Wow! 101 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:16,110 - You must be exhausted. - To the bone, baby. 102 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:24,254 The next Post-it he gives me gets shoved up his butt. No disrespect, but I am T-I-R-E-D. 103 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:28,079 There's no hobnobbing. It's not a debutante party. 104 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,302 Separate booths, OK? Let's go. 105 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,430 Georgia, come here, please. 106 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,680 Georgia! 107 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:45,310 - Have a seat. Why are you here? - I couldn't sleep. 108 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:50,068 - Why is everyone taking a test and I'm not? - I think I'll take up painting. 109 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,189 What are they doing? 110 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,446 Their self-evaluations. 111 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:57,031 Maybe watercolour to start. 112 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,238 Maybe acrylic. 113 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,208 - Why are you here? - I could not fall asleep. 114 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,956 Why am I not doing what they're doing? 115 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:10,714 You're doing what you're doing. When it's time to do something else, you'll do that. 116 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:14,045 I want to learn to paint. I need a mentor. 117 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,133 As you can imagine, all the good ones are dead. 118 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,349 You don't think that I could do a self-evaluation? 119 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:24,426 I am a very impressive young worker. Ask anyone at Happy Time. 120 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:28,811 Ask Delores. She really loves me. 121 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:32,395 - You're very well liked here. - I am? 122 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,864 Absolutely. How do you feel about filing? 123 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:39,942 I like the way you show initiative. I like it a lot. 124 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,199 I'd better watch my back. You'll have my job. 125 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:47,413 I envy you. Collating is so Zen. 126 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:50,001 Isn't responsibility fun? 127 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:57,261 I went through a rough patch at your age. It was the '80s and everyone was doing cocaine. 128 00:09:57,389 --> 00:10:00,306 Hi! How's The Little Engine That Could? 129 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:04,597 My heart... swells with such pride! 130 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,976 This isn't Happy Time, sweetheart. 131 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,478 - You don't do one this time around. - Why? 132 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,771 - Because you don't. - Why? 133 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,231 - You just don't. - Why? 134 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,988 "Why?" That's a question. 135 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,448 Want to split a carrot muffin? 136 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,456 No? Fine. 137 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,826 I'll do it alone. 138 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,794 Take Monet. Impressionist. 139 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,130 Here's his painting of Rouen Cathedral. 140 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,803 Stunning. 141 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:45,934 But at the same time, it doesn't convey the atmospheric reality of the cathedral. 142 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,768 It's more like a dream of the cathedral. 143 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,893 Eyes on your own work. 144 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:59,406 So I have to ask, do I want to paint dreams? Do I, Georgia? 145 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,610 I don't know. I don't care. 146 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,449 Why can't I take the test? 147 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,368 Can I get some coffee, please? 148 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,374 I could paint dreams. 149 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,542 I could really eat a muffin. 150 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,052 T-bone steak and eggs, T-bone medium-rare, eggs over-easy, 151 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,132 toast instead of hash browns and syrup for the pancakes. 152 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:25,214 Do not skimp on the butter. And some bacon, extra crispy. 153 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:29,183 I'll never understand the instinct to miniaturise food. 154 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,184 - It's bite-size. - It's not bite-size. 155 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:35,982 I can't eat this. Now I'm sticky. Can I have a napkin? 156 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,438 - You ate three. - I didn't. Thank you. 157 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:43,116 As an undead person, I have certain privileges. For instance, I have a physical body. 158 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:47,705 I can enjoy the sweet deliciousness of this tasty key lime pie. 159 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,368 Don't you want your bacon? 160 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:08,718 I love eggs. I love 'em fried, scrambled, boiled, Florentine... 161 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:13,350 These I didn't love, so who do we blame, the hen or the cook? 162 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,558 Let's blame the hen. 163 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:19,446 You don't know what a patty melt is? 164 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,858 "Patty melt" defines what it is and how it's prepared. 165 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:27,370 - The cheese is melted on the patty. - I like the cheese melted on the bread. 166 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,284 That'd be a bread melt or grilled cheese. 167 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,461 Corned beef hash. I speak for myself and for aficionados of the dish: 168 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,423 it's to be fried with a crisp exterior. 169 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:42,674 I do not say this phrase lightly in this hallowed place... 170 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,713 .. but this is fucking inedible. 171 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:49,391 A dish is a collection of flavours, consistencies. 172 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:54,893 You start swapping ingredients in this mélange, you're fucking with a Jenga tower of taste. 173 00:12:56,359 --> 00:13:00,653 Can I get a carrot muffin on the grill, extra butter? 174 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:08,196 "What are the gifts that you bring to your organisation?" 175 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,702 Hmm... 176 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:15,660 You know your problem? You're always wondering what the world's going to do for you, 177 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,211 wondering who's gonna kiss your ass and make you happy, 178 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:22,756 when you should just thank God for another day. 179 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,044 You can take the lighter one... 180 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:30,718 Sir, I'm gonna say this as politely as possible: I will fuck you up. 181 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,897 Do I need to be crossing over, passing on or something? 182 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,143 You ain't goin' nowhere until I fill my quota. 183 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:47,732 Let me tell you something. I am trying to do my job. 184 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:51,320 If you fuck with me, there are skills I can employ 185 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,825 that would give your life a turn for the painful. 186 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:58,375 These brats egged my car. I was gonna beat their ass. 187 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,799 Then this bitch comes up to me: 25-dollar ticket. "So? Pay the damn ticket!" 188 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,333 This has been a fucked-up week. 189 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,516 No nonsense... 190 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,595 .. comfortable with firearms... 191 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,969 .. and I know Kung Fu. 192 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,813 "What, in your previous experience, 193 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:21,317 would help you to convince the living that you are one of them?" 194 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,067 I am a sucker for platinum. 195 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:33,200 I had Dorothy's original bike from The Wizard of Oz. I knew someone from the props department. 196 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,703 You mean you blew somebody in the props department. 197 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,292 Knew, blew... tomayto, tomahto. 198 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:41,333 I once gave Errol Flynn a hand job in a convertible. 199 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,042 That's a nice story. 200 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:47,461 The star of the movie and I were quite the item. 201 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,671 Hang on. You and Clark Gable? 202 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:54,385 Uh-huh. I was under the craft services table, blowing this tall, handsome man, 203 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:59,430 then someone whispered in my ear, "No, that's Clark Gable." 204 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,899 - I did once blow Babe Ruth. - Who didn't? 205 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:06,064 - So who were you blowing? - I don't know! 206 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:09,613 It was such a huge cast. A Confederate, I think. 207 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,234 Did you ever sleep with a dwarf? 208 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,992 Don't be stupid. They're cartoons. 209 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:23,380 "I... am... an... actress." 210 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:29,212 "What kind of coping skills do you possess in pressure situations?" 211 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,892 Move. 212 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:46,604 All right, pull your pants down and bend over. You have to lean into me. 213 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,033 Are you high? 214 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,288 I've got illegals in my bottom. 215 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,999 - Why do you do this to yourself? - I don't know! 216 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,629 Do you consider yourself to be exceptionally reasonable or exceptionally kind? 217 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:11,591 Exceptionally kind. I'm not particularly reasonable. 218 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,774 Ah! Ah! 219 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,814 - Where are you going? - I'm getting the fuck out of here! 220 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,862 "Poised under pressure." 221 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:42,622 Daisy, another writing instrument, please. 222 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,664 Pencil. 223 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,017 You should paint like these guys, like Impressionists. 224 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,896 You're eating my muffin. Is it good? 225 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,980 Mmm. It's really good. 226 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,481 As remarkable as they are, I don't want to paint them. 227 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,866 Why? Too much light? 228 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,870 I'd rather do something a little darker. 229 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,671 Maybe a nightscape. 230 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,873 Hold on. 231 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,217 Now, there we have something. 232 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,143 Edward Hopper. 233 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,557 Look at you. 234 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,357 I'm dead, I'm not stupid. 235 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,491 She reminds me of Daisy. 236 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,786 Daisy's not this contemplative. 237 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,163 You're wrong. 238 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:14,216 I live with her. I watch her sometimes when she doesn't think anyone's looking. 239 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,127 She's sad about something. 240 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,396 Nighthawks. 241 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,932 I wonder what they're thinking about. 242 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,532 Oi, come here. 243 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:44,578 - Probably themselves. - I don't know. Maybe someone else. 244 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,793 Something else. 245 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,792 I'll be right back. 246 00:18:55,844 --> 00:19:00,007 "Which of the following best describes the ideal workplace?" 247 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,639 - What? - Wait. "A: a nurse in an emergency room, 248 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,813 B: a lifeguard at the beach, C: a night watchman in an industrial park?" 249 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:11,438 - Is there a problem? - No. 250 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,059 I was just thanking Kiffany for the beverage. 251 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:20,150 The lifeguard. You sit on your ass and just make sure everything's OK. That'd be nice. 252 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,538 What? What did...? Lifeguard? 253 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,163 Kiffany, I've got a lot of work to do here. 254 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:34,497 In all honesty, I cannot sit here and discuss whatever axe you have to grind with lifeguards. 255 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,010 One warning, Mason. Consider yourself warned. 256 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,843 She's piss-drunk. Look at her. She's hammered. 257 00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,110 Looks like they're thinking about something they lost. 258 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,363 No, no, no... 259 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,321 Hopper's the guy. 260 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,124 Why are they taking this test at night? 261 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,628 - And why are you here? - Why are you here? 262 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,966 I can't sleep. 263 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,387 I have a job this morning. 264 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,890 I have to go. 265 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,311 Oh. 266 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,727 - Want company? - No. 267 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:41,108 I don't mind, really. It's not like I'm doing anything. 268 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:45,321 Oi... What did you put for number 12? 269 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,781 Where is it, the job? 270 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,376 Oh, motherfuck... 271 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,663 Jesus. Fucking test... 272 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,516 It's 3851 Beatrice Lane. 273 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:14,559 - It's not your Post-it. - That's my old house, where my family is! 274 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:15,889 I'm aware. 275 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,899 Well... who is it? 276 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,435 It's not your Post-it. 277 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:25,732 - There are rules, Georgia. - What is going to happen in my driveway? 278 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,945 It's not your driveway any more. 279 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,997 - You know what I mean. - I do... 280 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,329 .. but it's not your driveway any more. 281 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,877 - Then I'm coming with you. - That's not going to happen. 282 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:42,004 Someone dies at my house, and you don't tell me about it? 283 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:45,255 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 284 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,258 Everything all right? 285 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:54,145 Everything's fine. Another sliver of pecan pie for my friend here. 286 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,806 Warm it up. Thanks. 287 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:04,186 Whoever's on this Post-it, you can't do anything about it. Now sit your ass down... 288 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,783 .. now. 289 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,288 Excuse me? 290 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:21,329 What's the first thought that enters your head when you finish a job? 291 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:26,626 - What? - What is the first thought 292 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:30,096 that enters your head when you... 293 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,632 when you finish a job? 294 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,146 I... 295 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,847 I hope they're happy. 296 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,896 Wow! 297 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,489 That's lovely. 298 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,947 This is so supremely fucked up. 299 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,657 It's late. You're tired. 300 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:02,211 What is this? Why are you doing this to me? 301 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,218 I didn't decide someone's gonna die on your driveway. 302 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:09,262 It's not always about you, Georgia. 303 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:14,549 Why don't you have a little piece of pie, take a look at this book? 304 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,892 Take a look at the paintings. 305 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:22,649 The world is a very big place... 306 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:26,857 .. and you, young lady, are not the centre of it. 307 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:30,074 Fuck your book... 308 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:33,072 .. and fuck your world. 309 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:41,211 You have a problem with the rules, young lady, which means you have a problem with me. 310 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:46,041 Better yet, 311 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:49,342 I have got a problem with you. 312 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:54,091 Well, you really fucked the dog, peanut. 313 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,301 I didn't make an appointment. 314 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,974 You had an appointment. 315 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:02,723 Correct me if I'm wrong but... mission accomplished. 316 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:05,813 You're wrong. That was me correcting you. 317 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:11,865 Um... I forgot to tell you, my last guy didn't show up. Just thought you might want to know. 318 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,279 - What's the soup today? - Cream of bullshit. 319 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,785 - You piss me off too. - I piss you off? 320 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:21,664 Do me a favour, pretend you've rethought this little lie. 321 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,546 You've had an epiphany, grown the fuck up. 322 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:28,172 Life and death can be simple. Just do what I tell you. 323 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:31,587 Stay on his good side. He's like a volcano, George. 324 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:33,844 He erupts and spews lava, 325 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:38,137 and all the little villagers, they run around for their lives. 326 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:44,058 But he stops and you can go back to the safety of your own home. 327 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:46,268 How long is he gonna stay mad? 328 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,072 - Do you not like me any more? - Not this minute. 329 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,771 You're a constipator. You disturb my shit. 330 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:56,278 Do you really care how it's going with me? 331 00:24:56,413 --> 00:25:01,999 Sure. I make my face look like this, and the concerned words come out. 332 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:04,119 You're a real... dickweed. 333 00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:08,252 What you're feeling right now, the rage and frustration all knotted together, 334 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:13,128 binding everything from your head to your digestive tract, that's my life with you. 335 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:19,471 - You have a problem with me? - Yes, ma'am, I do. 336 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,971 And one thing you should know about me by now, 337 00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:25,941 I am a problem-solver. 338 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,356 How do I put this delicately? 339 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:30,812 Does this concern you? 340 00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:36,911 Try and choose your words carefully. 341 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,197 Blow me. 342 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,542 I wasn't scared of Rube. 343 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:56,177 I wasn't much scared of anything. I was a reaper. 344 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:58,678 I was near death all the time. 345 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:04,519 But now, tonight, this morning, 346 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:07,684 it was in my front yard. 347 00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:17,198 Who was going to die in my driveway? 348 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,531 One Arnold Palmer. 349 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:24,325 Thank you. 350 00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:29,295 Like I said, thank you. 351 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,416 Do you need anything else? 352 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:37,378 Um... No, I'm cool with my lemonade iced-tea mixture here. 353 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,637 I meant, do you need help? 354 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:43,301 Wh... What do you mean, do I need help? 355 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,595 Oh, the others, 356 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,352 the other two, they seemed to need help. 357 00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:50,808 With the questions. 358 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,979 I know things. 359 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:57,154 Uh... 360 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:01,192 I'm cool by myself. 361 00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:03,405 But thank you. 362 00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:21,254 Mason! 363 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,554 Fucking cheater! 364 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,645 I'm leaving. 365 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,815 I'll be back. 366 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:43,400 - Just try to be honest. - OK. 367 00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:46,290 Not for me. I don't really care. 368 00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:18,073 Go back to bed, Mom. 369 00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:22,242 - Can you balance, George? - Mom, I can do this. Hands off! 370 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:25,528 I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 371 00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:27,822 I'm never coming back! 372 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,630 This sucks! 373 00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:55,312 Georgia, you are not six years old. 374 00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:59,655 18 years of coddling is enough for you, young lady. 375 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:04,110 If you think you can spend your life suckling at my retirement fund, 376 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,699 you've got another thing coming. 377 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:09,617 Get out of bed and go to work. 378 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:15,170 You will collect a pay check and you will move out of this house. Understood? 379 00:29:23,638 --> 00:29:25,714 How did your daughter die? 380 00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:30,351 I don't want to have this conversation with you. 381 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:34,262 Well... what was she like? 382 00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,860 Why do you care? 383 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:43,781 I just think it's cool she had the doll. 384 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,031 Frankenfruity is the shit. 385 00:29:49,539 --> 00:29:52,208 She drove me crazy, to tell the truth. 386 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,540 What? 387 00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:57,160 She was stubborn. 388 00:29:57,297 --> 00:30:00,500 I think that's only because she was smart. 389 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,089 Probably too smart. 390 00:30:04,262 --> 00:30:09,636 She figured a lot of things out way before her friends, that's for sure. 391 00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:15,392 We never really got along. 392 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:20,103 I don't think I was a very good mother. 393 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:06,901 I actually think it's nicer for the people at the beach. 394 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:10,698 - What? - That lifeguard thing. 395 00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:14,743 I think it's nice to be at the beach with your children 396 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:18,493 and to see you sitting up there in your red trunks, 397 00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:25,710 like, "What the hell? If he's here, I'm going in that water." 398 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:31,047 Yeah. 399 00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:33,515 More coffee? 400 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,405 Back to normal. 401 00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,664 Let's just pretend... 402 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:04,248 .. everything is back to normal. 403 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,137 So let's just pretend that we have a normal child. 404 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:15,602 Urgh! Gross! 405 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:20,188 And she's lost. She lives in her head. 406 00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:22,722 God knows what's in there. She's inscrutable. 407 00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:27,901 Every time I talk to you, I feel like we're these little rats in a cage, 408 00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:33,452 and we keep touching that goddamn bar, and we keep getting shocked. 409 00:32:33,578 --> 00:32:35,405 Reggie, open the door! 410 00:32:35,538 --> 00:32:38,160 Go away! I have diarrhoea. 411 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,414 How do you know it was her? 412 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:47,040 Do you miss your daughter? 413 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:53,131 When... When she was younger... 414 00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:56,756 .. we'd been very close. 415 00:32:57,644 --> 00:33:00,811 I thought the bond could never be broken. 416 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:05,601 But it was... almost effortlessly. I... 417 00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:09,899 I didn't know that was all the time we'd have. 418 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:13,614 Don't you think we ought to talk to her before... 419 00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:19,746 "We"? As in you who's never here and me whose lap all this crap gets dumped on? 420 00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:21,748 This is a lost cause. 421 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:26,828 - Well, maybe we should split up. - Oh, that's great. 422 00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:29,634 That's great. 423 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:33,971 You go, but you better find yourself one hell of a lawyer. 424 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:38,302 Split up to find the dog. 425 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:42,013 Oh. 426 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,982 That's a good idea. 427 00:33:49,571 --> 00:33:54,565 The last time I sat on this porch, I was an 18-year-old girl. 428 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:57,571 It was a pretty summer morning. 429 00:33:57,704 --> 00:34:00,195 I was wearing overalls. 430 00:34:13,678 --> 00:34:16,003 THE MASTER PAINTERS 431 00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:52,583 Something to keep you warm? 432 00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,427 Thanks. 433 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:01,013 Why are you here? 434 00:35:02,519 --> 00:35:06,303 To find out if someone in my family is on your Post-it. 435 00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:08,930 That's why, asshole. 436 00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:14,940 If you knew who was on this Post-it, could you stop it? 437 00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:18,861 Maybe. 438 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:23,827 No one you know will die tonight. 439 00:35:27,419 --> 00:35:30,622 Why are you doing this to me? 440 00:35:32,215 --> 00:35:35,251 If you knew who it was, could you stop it? 441 00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:41,390 No. 442 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,011 No. 443 00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:48,471 You can't. 444 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:55,726 I can't sleep. 445 00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:01,197 Why can't I sleep? 446 00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:07,751 You stand too close to a painting... 447 00:36:10,086 --> 00:36:12,873 .. all you see are patches of colour. 448 00:36:14,382 --> 00:36:18,166 Stand too far back, you can't see any of the detail. 449 00:36:20,889 --> 00:36:24,424 Right now, this is your particular perspective. 450 00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:29,513 And if you ask me... 451 00:36:35,653 --> 00:36:38,524 I'm a little too close. 452 00:36:38,656 --> 00:36:40,032 Yes. 453 00:36:44,913 --> 00:36:47,534 I don't know why I'm here. 454 00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:54,953 I guess to see if everyone's OK. I don't know. 455 00:36:56,466 --> 00:36:58,838 I really don't know. 456 00:36:58,968 --> 00:37:00,842 I'm just... 457 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:04,715 I'm so tired. 458 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:11,096 Are they OK? 459 00:37:15,944 --> 00:37:18,269 I don't know. 460 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:20,528 I really can't see. 461 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,700 Drink your coffee, peanut, before it gets cold. 462 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:45,171 "Why are you here?" 463 00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:49,347 Why the fuck am I here? 464 00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:56,307 "Why are you here?" 465 00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:17,666 - It's the milkman! - Yeah. Looks that way. 466 00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:22,131 - What did he ever do to anyone? - I don't know. 467 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:24,549 Somebody sure is gonna fuck the milkman. 468 00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,178 Morning. 469 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:32,765 Morning. You're up early. 470 00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:34,972 Nice time of day... night. 471 00:38:35,106 --> 00:38:38,107 - I don't know what it is. - A quiet time. 472 00:38:38,234 --> 00:38:41,935 - Yeah. - Makes you feel a little apart from things, 473 00:38:42,072 --> 00:38:45,690 like you're in the world but not of it. 474 00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:49,317 Hmm... I'll say. 475 00:38:50,955 --> 00:38:54,371 - You got a nice round here, huh? - Sure. It's great. 476 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:58,083 Nice families. Getting to watch the sun rise all by yourself. 477 00:38:58,213 --> 00:39:00,538 That's its own reward. 478 00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:04,422 It's real pretty even when it's still dark out. 479 00:39:04,552 --> 00:39:07,304 - You know? - Yeah. 480 00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:09,055 It sure is. 481 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,072 - Sorry about that. - That's OK. 482 00:39:25,198 --> 00:39:27,274 I'll get it. 483 00:39:44,759 --> 00:39:47,594 I think you're gonna like the new route. 484 00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:51,339 He wasn't anyone I knew, and it was still hard. 485 00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,843 Everybody OK in there? 486 00:39:58,648 --> 00:40:00,356 See you later. 487 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:10,277 - So, you a two-per-cent guy? - No, whole milk all the way. 488 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,411 - Two per cent's for sissies. - Yeah. 489 00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:16,532 How's your cholesterol? 490 00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:22,078 Hey, Rube! Wait up! 491 00:40:41,649 --> 00:40:43,726 - Good night, guys. - Good night. 492 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:47,940 - Good night, Daisy. - Thanks for a wonderful evening. 493 00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:57,863 I think I'm going to start a painting tomorrow. 494 00:40:57,999 --> 00:41:00,075 It is tomorrow. 495 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,711 Maybe today. 496 00:41:06,299 --> 00:41:07,628 Hey, bub. 497 00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:10,546 Hey, get me a cup of black coffee 498 00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:14,130 and some cinnamon toast... 499 00:42:03,815 --> 00:42:05,891 500 00:42:06,305 --> 00:42:12,532 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org