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Sometimes
I wonder if I haunt my sister.

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When she's laying there
in the morning and it's all quiet,

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I wonder if she's thinking about me.

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She's 11. She's probably
just thinking about a boy... or breakfast.

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Or flying away.

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Once a year my family
goes to this cabin by a lake.

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On the road by ten.
Three hours out, we'd stop at a store

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where this guy
who looked like Colonel Sanders

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would give me some home-made taffy.

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Then three hours
with the windows down,

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just as my stomach would start to growl,
there we were:

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at the rental office with the clock
in the shape of a cat's face to pick up the key.

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By the time I got to high school,

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I thought I was too cool
to go on vacation with my family.

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I'd complain and act all sullen
most of the time I was there.

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It's what I did best.

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Now they were heading up there
for the first time since I died

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and all I could think about
was that I wanted to go.

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That I wanted
to be on vacation with them.

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Rube once told me
that haunting is all about envy.

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I'm beginning to understand.

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I said I hated going to that lake
when I was in high school.

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I was lying. Every summer
I couldn't wait to get up there.

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- Hey, Reg. How're you doing?
- Good. Dad's letting me use his knife.

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- What are you going to do with it?
- I was thinking of whittling something.

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Trade you the fishing pole for the knife.

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OK.

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Did you ever feel good and bad
about something at the same time?

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You know, really conflicted?

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I once had sex
with the pilot of a 77 477 in flight.

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The sex was great,
but I was sure we were gonna die.

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Flying used to be an entirely
different experience. It was more genteel.

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Yeah. Can't get into that cockpit
any more, so to speak.

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People dressed up. You could smoke.

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- They'd serve a highball in a nice glass.
- Can I have my assignment?

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- Where's the fire?
- In my pants.

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That's probably syphilis.

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Hey, can you steal me a car?

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First of all, the correct phrase is "boost".
Second, I'm not a used car lot.

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And, darling, you really have to learn
to steal your own cars.

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- Why do you want a car?
- You gonna knock over a liquor store?

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No. I was thinking about... getting away.

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I've always wanted
to knock over a liquor store.

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- I could help you out there.
- OK. We'll be the next Bonnie and Clyde.

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- Really?
- No, never. Not ever.

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Forget about the car, OK.
Rube, can I please have my Post-it?

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- Here. I'm leaving.
- No, you're not. Sit down.

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Hello, hello? I'm sitting here.

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Rube, I really have to go.

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- Joy, are you ready to go?
- Almost.

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- Reggie, are you packing?
- Yes.

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Will we get there in time to go swimming?

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I don't know. Maybe.

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- Well?
- Just ask me, OK?

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- If you would like me to do something, ask me.
- Don't fucking start.

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Hello? Hello?

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- You keep that ledger in your head.
- What?

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The master list
of all the things I do wrong.

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I would like to get there by nightfall

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and I wanna stop at the taffy store.

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Hello? Oh, come on! Hello?

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- Who's that?
- Must have been a wrong number.

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Must have been. Flashlight.

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- Do you want to go?
- Of course.

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Come on. You're lying. You're such a liar.

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You don't fool me.

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I wanted to tell Reggie
it would be OK, even though I didn't believe it.

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Rube, it's time
we hand out the assignments, please.

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There are no assignments today.

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- What?
- No one's dying today.

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- Really?
- Look over there.

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Don't look right at it.
You've got to look askance.

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- A what?
- Askance.

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Out of the corner of your eye.

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Gravelings are taking the day off.

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- They do it every few years.
- Why?

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Think of it like an eclipse.
It's just the way the planets align.

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No one dies today.

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Tell me this means
we get a three-day weekend.

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Cocksucker.

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Fuck! I'm not getting it!

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Don't even answer it.

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Hello? Hello. Just a second.

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It's school nonsense.
I'm gonna take it in the office.

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- We gotta do filing?
- Paperwork.

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For every soul the division's ever taken.
I'm a little behind.

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Why is it my karmic destiny
to do paperwork?

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Wherever I go, I'm a temp.

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- It's all gotta be organised and logged.
- You're locking up my section.

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- We got work to do.
- Then work has to order.

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I hear you.

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This pile's a scrambled, side of browns.
This pile wants the Belgians.

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This pile would like the Benedict,
easy on the Hollandaise.

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Four black coffees
and give booth six another pitcher of mimosas.

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Booth six is empty.

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OK, JD. First we jump in the water
'cause you need to know how to swim.

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- We can make a fire tonight, right?
- Mm. Blazing.

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Maybe I'll catch a fish and cook it.

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- I don't know if there's wood.
- I'll collect it.

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George used to collect driftwood.
I remember.

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So we'll have a fire.

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Each white sheet has
all the information on a single death.

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We categorise the sheets
and copy them into the ledgers.

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How are you gonna
want to access the data?

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- What?
- When it's all done.

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Do you just wanna access them
chronologically?

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If you wanna get more complex,
you'll have to give each record an identifier

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so that you can do cross tabs.

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When you put
so much effort into hating your job,

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it's easy not to notice
you're learning something.

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My system works fine.

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Are we alphabetising
by first or last name?

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Have you ever seen anyone
alphabetised by first name?

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I'm simply trying to understand
what it is we are doing.

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Wow!

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- Daisy didn't ask that to piss you off.
- Thank you.

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She asked that 'cause she can't shut up.
Neither of you can.

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- Listen to the man and shut the fuck up.
- Thank you.

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These are filed by last thought.
It's written on the back of each page.

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You only give us
names, addresses and ETDs.

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Yes. That is not all I get.

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Last thought.

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"I should have apologised to Mr Roy
about the broken phonograph."

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- What the fuck do I file that under?
- Categories reveal themselves as we go.

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So let's get going.

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It was strange to think
that while we worked,

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all over town, death was taking a break.

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Not that anyone noticed.

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Death is kind of like sex in high school.

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If you knew how many times
you missed having it, you'd be paralysed.

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- What have we got here?
- Shoulda. Woulda. Coulda.

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Has anyone seen
a sheet for IA Newman?

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- Who knows?
- Isadore Newman? I remember him.

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Piano tuner. Liked the symphony
and paintings by Degas.

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He was working on a baby grand. Piano string
snapped, right in the face. Blinded him.

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He stood up and knocked the lid
and it smacked down on his first vertebra.

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- Broke his neck.
- What time is it?

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- It's five past five.
- I gotta go to the bathroom.

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I don't think it's healthy to schedule that.

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George, tell Mom the heater's on.
Half an hour till we can shower.

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Mom! Heater's on.
Half an hour till it's hot.

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I'm not showering for five days.

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Tell your father he's lucky
if I even brush my teeth!

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Really?

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No. And you're gonna
be brushing your teeth too.

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Can we roast marshmallows
over the fire tonight?

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- We're gonna have all week.
- Please? Reggie loves marshmallows.

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I think we'll stick with bottles for Reggie.

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- Mom loves marshmallows.
- Why don't we just relax?

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- Tomorrow, I promise.
- OK.

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It's vacation. We have all week.

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Whatever.

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- Hey! Go get the marshmallows.
- Yes!

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"I wish I'd taken better care of Lucy.
I shouldn't have put Jezebel to sleep."

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Pet regrets, spouse regrets on that table.

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- I'll go with pet regrets. Which stack?
- Big one.

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Daisy, out of the massive collection
of sex stories you've told us,

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I've noticed there's no Brits.

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- Alec Guinness, Rex Harrison, Richard Burton...
- Richard Burton's Welsh.

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I can't believe he never won an Oscar.

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Daisy, let's not pretend.
Me and you: nasty little spark there.

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No. Non. Nyet. Nein. Nada. Never.

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Right then. Wager. If I win, you kiss me.

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Fine. Call it.

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Tails.

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- Oh. Mason...
- Yeah.

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You don't have any money,
your hygiene is suspect,

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your clothes alone disqualify you
and you're not even alive.

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Pet regrets.

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- More coffee?
- Thanks.

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- How are you doing?
- Thanks for asking.

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People don't ask that much any more
or, if they do, they don't care.

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That's the truth.
People just want to hear themselves talk.

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Like when my son calls,
every two months to never,

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he only wants to borrow money
or complain about his sister.

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She's the smart one
until it comes to the OTB.

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Then it's 500 on the trifecta.

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I mean, I can understand the rush,
but 500 dollars...?

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Can we go to the water?
JD wants to go. Can I go fishing?

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I wouldn't have thought
you'd get reception up here.

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Let's unpack the car,
then we'll see about fishing.

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- Why d'you bring the cellphone?
- In case any of us got into trouble.

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What happens
when we make all the piles?

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We copy each sheet into the ledgers.

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- By hand?
- Yes, by hand.

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This is useless.

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You know what's a lost art? Calligraphy.
No one uses fountain pens any more.

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It'd be much faster to copy them
into a computer file.

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Death hasn't really evolved much
since pre-Gutenberg Bible days.

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Reaping doesn't lend itself
to Microsoft Outlook.

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You mean Excel, not Outlook.
It's just another way of organising information.

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Death may not have evolved,
but data entry has.

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- Why don't we have a computer?
- Amen!

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I may regret saying this,

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but my old office
was always empty at this hour.

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This is what I used to do at Happy Time.

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- Used to do?
- I still have keys.

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- I got fresh fountain pens for everybody.
- I have delicate hands.

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We cannot copy down
all this information by hand. Look at it!

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- If you focus, start right...
- Fuck that shit, Rube!

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I need a goddamn laptop.

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Happy Time it is.

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There's Monopoly. Maybe we could play.

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You know what, Reg? I'm wiped out.

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- You and your mother go ahead and play.
- You can't play with just two people.

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I'm exhausted, sweetie.
I'll catch you next time.

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I say we ignore these dishes
and break out the Monopoly.

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Forget it.

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Reg?

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It doesn't work with just two people.

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Reggie?

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What?

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- We'll go fishing in the morning.
- OK.

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We can set up in the conference room
and use some cubicles for the data entry.

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I want this one. It smells like pot-pourri.

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00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,375
That's Marie's. She has gum disease.

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00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,498
What time your fellow cogs roll in?

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Some guy comes in around dawn
to call the Philippines.

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The cleaning crew's been.
What time is it?

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It's 8.30.

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Night, George.

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- Is she sleepy?
- She's getting there.

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She's so boring.
All she does is sleep and poop.

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00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,403
Same as you did, young lady.

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- Do you think she'll be as smart as I am?
- Oh, I hope so.

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Goodnight, Georgia.

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- Leave it open.
- We're gonna be up talking for a while.

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I like that.

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Night-night.

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If we split into pairs,
we can catalogue it all by morning.

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- What pairs?
- One person reads, one person types.

233
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,891
- Hear that, Daisy? Pairs.
- I'm gonna work alone.

234
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,940
There are five of us,
so somebody has to be alone.

235
00:19:57,072 --> 00:20:00,772
- I'm supervising.
- What is there to supervise?

236
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:04,444
I'm gonna copy some of the data
into the ledger to be safe.

237
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,248
- You don't need to.
- What if it gets lost?

238
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,458
There's a tape backup
and it saves to an off-site server.

239
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,621
Chim-cham and goo-gaas
to a hoo-ha whimmy whizzle.

240
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:17,622
You wanna use your fountain pen,
you go for it.

241
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:22,551
But after a long night and you manage
to cover three pages, feel good about it.

242
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,218
What was that?

243
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,529
Fucking gravelings.

244
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,993
They don't have anything better to do
on their day off?

245
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,960
"I should have gone
to art school."

246
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,454
"I should have said yes."

247
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,095
- "I should have..."
- Wait. I should have what?

248
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,804
- Said yes.
- There's a lot of that going around.

249
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,475
Please!

250
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:14,430
OK. I'm not your type. So who is?

251
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,854
- "I should have held her hand..."
- Daisy.

252
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,820
Come on, seriously. Tell me.

253
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,024
My type?

254
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,486
Where to begin?

255
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:32,912
There needs to be something
about the way the man looks

256
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:36,127
gives me chills in the back of the neck.

257
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:40,833
Rich is good. OK, rich is imperative.

258
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:45,047
Rich and famous, a lethal combination.

259
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:48,430
I had a guy who shall remain...
Bing Crosby.

260
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:53,469
.. who sent me two dozen lilies every day
for the seven months we were together.

261
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:59,975
After we broke it off,
I fell for a big cheese over at MGM.

262
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:05,606
He promised me an exclusive studio
contract when his divorce came through.

263
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:10,320
Then there was the senator,
also married...

264
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,116
"It's freezing."

265
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,828
"Momma, oh, Momma."

266
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,212
"I give up."

267
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,886
"Fuck! It's just seaweed."

268
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:46,072
- What pile is this?
- Mid-ocean deaths.

269
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,323
- Let me type.
- I'm getting better.

270
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:51,908
- No, you're not.
- It's the keys.

271
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,280
You breathe on them, they go down.

272
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:58,330
I had an old Manhattan B
and the thing was a Gatling.

273
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:01,213
- Let me type, Rube.
- I'm getting better.

274
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,217
Everything's in caps. Oh, fuck!

275
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,587
- Mom?
- Did I wake you?

276
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,425
What are you reading?

277
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:55,423
It's called Cat's Cradle. Someone left it.

278
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,724
I love it. I love the books
that people leave here.

279
00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:02,312
Why don't people steal them?

280
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:07,685
I don't know. They're the kind of books
you wouldn't read at home.

281
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,278
I want to take them all home.

282
00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:13,445
- Why?
- 'Cause they make you happy.

283
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,199
- Who's happy?
- Everybody.

284
00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,408
What time is it?

285
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:24,619
I'm one of the few people
who can know for sure,

286
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:29,963
but the only thing as random
and unlikely as my death was my birth.

287
00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:32,882
Hello, Larry! Yeah!

288
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:36,348
Johnny boy, how's it hanging? Yes!

289
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:39,596
Mary? What's the 411? Eh?

290
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,516
What the hell are you doing?

291
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:45,270
I'm pretending
to care about these people.

292
00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:51,606
Oh. Well, the guy who sits in that cubicle
has a website dedicated to rare buttons.

293
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:56,617
And the woman who sits in there
has phone sex with a high-school senior

294
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:59,664
from New Mexico. Native American.

295
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,626
And the woman who sits over there...

296
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,793
.. is sitting over there.

297
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,879
Crystal?

298
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:13,469
- We have a problem.
- I don't think it's a problem.

299
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:16,681
- Gravelings?
- Hm... weirder.

300
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:28,559
It's fine. She said she came here
to water her plants.

301
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:32,111
She offered to help.

302
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,027
Does she know
you're no longer employed here?

303
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:39,027
It's really hard to tell what Crystal knows.

304
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:44,453
It's 2.30. We have a lot more to do.

305
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,377
Does it type?

306
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,627
"How could she do it?"

307
00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:53,134
"How could he do it?"
"Why did she do this?"

308
00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:55,420
Am I going too fast? Sure?

309
00:25:56,348 --> 00:26:00,476
"This'll show her."
"He won't forget me now."

310
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,310
"No."

311
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,772
"Yes."

312
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:10,060
"Now, that's ironic."

313
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:16,783
Older men are fine.
Older men can be delightful.

314
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:20,824
They demand less, they're attentive
to their personal hygiene,

315
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:23,197
they give fabulous gifts.

316
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:26,038
They're always really grateful.

317
00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:31,038
Though they very, very rarely
leave their wives.

318
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,426
That was informative.
Shall we take a stab at these?

319
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,963
Yeah. You read, I type.

320
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,519
"Why?"

321
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:47,180
- Because I'm the better typist.
- Last thought.

322
00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:51,360
Oh. "Why?" Short and sweet.

323
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:55,233
Hm. "I wish I had someone."

324
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:57,938
"I wish I had someone."

325
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,444
"Is anyone there?"

326
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:06,910
"Why can't somebody be with me?"

327
00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:12,673
"Born alone, die alone."

328
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,254
"I feel empty."

329
00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:38,900
We're making good progress, peanut.
Ahead of schedule.

330
00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:44,324
Dolores always said I was excellent
at implementing action plans.

331
00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,744
They were lucky to have had you.

332
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:52,331
Had you stayed, maybe you would have been
Happy Time worker of the year.

333
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:55,548
I guess. Why are we doing all this?

334
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:59,424
You mean, if a tree falls in a forest
who gives a fuck?

335
00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:03,552
Yeah. Like, who is all this work for?

336
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:06,518
You know Henry Ward Beecher's
last words?

337
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,055
No.

338
00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:12,316
"Now comes the mystery." Beautiful.

339
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:15,359
- Know what his last thoughts were?
- No.

340
00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:19,650
Me neither. I haven't
been able to find his paperwork.

341
00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:23,531
We're witnesses, peanut.
Everyone matters.

342
00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:29,580
But who is all this work for?

343
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:32,959
Anyone that's interested. Are you?

344
00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:38,122
Yes. You can't smoke in here.

345
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,833
Fuck that bullshit. They can blow me.

346
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:47,549
- I've got a question.
- Yes, you're burning it.

347
00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:52,976
- No, you don't have to eat it.
- No. Why can't we live here?

348
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:55,100
- Here?
- In this cabin.

349
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:59,067
- You couldn't fit half your toys in.
- I don't need my toys.

350
00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:02,780
- I'd like to see that!
- I could live here.

351
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:05,067
Let's do it for real.

352
00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:08,406
Sometimes I look
at all the crap in our house,

353
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:13,166
all those things we needed.
I could do without.

354
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:18,918
- Are you gonna make George jump in the lake?
- I'm not jumping in the lake!

355
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:24,008
I'm serious. If we didn't have to work so hard
to make the money,

356
00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:28,884
we wouldn't have to spend the money
to feel better for working so hard.

357
00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:33,265
- We could really live out here.
- Deep.

358
00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:37,230
- Shut up.
- We could have a much simpler life.

359
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:43,149
Let's do it. I don't need anything back there.
I can teach Reggie about fishing.

360
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:47,529
- What would we do all day?
- This.

361
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:59,168
"I don't understand."
That's where that one ends.

362
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,543
"I'm so alone."

363
00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,549
"There's nobody."

364
00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:15,897
- Are we almost finished?
- Yeah. A couple more.

365
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:23,356
What do you say when we're done
we go back to my place for a drink?

366
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,194
- Don't fuck with me.
- I probably won't.

367
00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:31,866
But a drink won't kill anyone,
least of all us. I'm guessing Jameson's.

368
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,706
Yeah.

369
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:37,042
You're not such bad company.

370
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:41,250
I'm guessing with some disinfectant soap
and American dentistry,

371
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:43,459
you'd clean up just fine.

372
00:30:46,721 --> 00:30:49,212
"I wish I'd taken better care of Lucy."

373
00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:53,091
That is it for this one.

374
00:30:56,606 --> 00:30:59,642
You're just checking it over? Good.

375
00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:04,817
You like your job?

376
00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:07,653
I hear you, girl.

377
00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:10,453
It's all just one big shrug.

378
00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:14,122
Paper-clips?

379
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:19,247
Oh. I've organised like this too.

380
00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:24,040
I do not understand people
who can't find their own shit. You?

381
00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:28,465
Put things in their place.

382
00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:32,808
Then they call you anal. Like holding
your shit in has something to do

383
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:36,979
with why you put the staplers
next to the stapler.

384
00:31:37,105 --> 00:31:42,016
"Please, please, please... I want
to hear a voice... Why am I so lonely?"

385
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:44,358
Second to last page, right?

386
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:47,524
This one should be "Why am I so alone?"

387
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:54,403
Well, you can do the last ones without me.

388
00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:58,157
- Don't forget about that drink.
- No. I won't.

389
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:08,500
I said, "If we're gonna share men,
we can cut 'em in half."

390
00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:11,507
'Cause I'm not gonna
be dating a double dipper,

391
00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:14,806
especially when all three of us know.
Would you?

392
00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,345
Uh-uh.

393
00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:20,143
I guess she thought
we were just going to chat over dinner.

394
00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:25,350
I moved out.
Do you think I did the right thing?

395
00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:29,857
We're on the same page, girl.

396
00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:37,242
I didn't know anyone was in here.

397
00:32:37,374 --> 00:32:40,908
Rube demanded a copy of the hard copy.

398
00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:45,255
He's still a little skittish
about the whole digital thing.

399
00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:46,959
Well...

400
00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:50,969
- You guys almost finished?
- Uh-huh.

401
00:32:52,931 --> 00:32:54,722
Daisy?

402
00:32:57,727 --> 00:32:59,803
Doesn't it bother you, Georgia?

403
00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:03,481
What?

404
00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:07,897
Everybody's thoughts are the same.

405
00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:11,030
Two thirds are people who regret.

406
00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:16,531
The rest are people
who forgot to do stuff or are praying or...

407
00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:19,498
.. are alone.

408
00:33:19,624 --> 00:33:23,918
- Shouldn't there be more?
- More what?

409
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:28,209
More piles. More words. More thoughts.

410
00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,424
I guess.

411
00:33:33,638 --> 00:33:38,881
And then... And then you die
and you might become a reaper

412
00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:46,017
and the magic of creation turns out to be
a nine-to-five grind with lots of paperwork.

413
00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:47,942
It's just... It's so...

414
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,774
It's so everyday.

415
00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:56,825
Lots of people leave. There's nothing
everyday about where they're going.

416
00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:59,029
How do you know that's true?

417
00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:03,161
Maybe we just keep moving
from one filing job to the next.

418
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:07,504
Oh, my God. We're all temps.

419
00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:13,799
It was strange to hear
the secret of the universe from a starlet

420
00:34:13,928 --> 00:34:18,057
in a copy room
at three o'clock in the morning.

421
00:34:18,183 --> 00:34:22,180
But considering what the secret was,
it was perfect.

422
00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:36,742
I hate spiders. Please kill it.
Just please kill it for me.

423
00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:41,032
- Clancy, don't be such a pussy.
- I have a phobia about spiders!

424
00:34:41,164 --> 00:34:44,948
See if you can find somebody
who gives a flying fuck.

425
00:34:51,591 --> 00:34:54,675
That's the thing about life, isn't it?

426
00:35:26,334 --> 00:35:32,254
How can something be so boring
and extraordinary at the same time?

427
00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:45,261
- Georgia, time to go!
- Coming!

428
00:36:00,785 --> 00:36:03,407
You ready for that drink?

429
00:36:03,538 --> 00:36:06,658
You know what...
maybe some other time.

430
00:36:13,965 --> 00:36:16,539
Come on. I'll walk you out, Daisy.

431
00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:32,936
Thanks for all your help.

432
00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:38,572
- I like your friend Roxy.
- I'm sure she likes you too.

433
00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:44,275
- Hey, Crystal...
- I won't tell anyone.

434
00:36:51,961 --> 00:36:53,835
Thank you.

435
00:36:55,882 --> 00:36:58,455
Hey, Rube. Can I borrow your truck?

436
00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:11,391
God, you're up early this morning, Reg.

437
00:37:12,607 --> 00:37:14,683
Want some hot chocolate?

438
00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:16,561
Um... no.

439
00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:19,649
- How about some oatmeal?
- No.

440
00:37:19,781 --> 00:37:21,323
Thank you.

441
00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:27,114
- How did JD sleep?
- Fine.

442
00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:30,124
Good.

443
00:37:31,626 --> 00:37:33,749
Are you OK?

444
00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:38,626
No. Are you?

445
00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,887
No.

446
00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:49,685
Are the fish biting this morning?

447
00:37:57,193 --> 00:37:58,937
I miss her.

448
00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:11,488
Maybe... we could go
someplace different next summer.

449
00:38:16,087 --> 00:38:17,118
OK.

450
00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:36,156
Maybe Daisy was right.

451
00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:41,334
Maybe death was the temp job
and life was the vacation.

452
00:39:41,464 --> 00:39:45,711
A vacation you were supposed to spend
with the people you loved.

453
00:39:45,844 --> 00:39:48,679
With people who loved you.

454
00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:52,672
And if life was that kind of vacation,
what then?

455
00:39:52,809 --> 00:39:55,929
What would your last thoughts be then?

456
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,596

457
00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:46,237
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