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Did you ever have one of those days?

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Not one of those days. The other kind.

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The kind of day
where there was something in the air,

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something that had been
on its way for a while.

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Something good.

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And maybe, because I think about myself,
like, all the time,

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I was sure that
something on its way was about me.

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It's mine.

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You're up early.

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Did you sleep OK?

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JD woke me up a couple of times
but I went back to sleep.

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Is this what you're wearing today?

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Can JD come to the cemetery?

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- No.
- Why?

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Because he's a dog.

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Fuck her. You're coming.

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That's what she did.
Well, that's what she said she did.

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You have no respect for authority.

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The discipline of a fucking piss-ant.

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Wow, good morning to you, too.

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You'd make a good cop.
We were just discussing you.

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Were you, now?
What was the topic of discussion?

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My wit, my charm, my pouty lips?

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You quit your new job
the day after quitting at Happy Time.

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- The very next morning.
- Your lips are pouty.

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- How long did you last at the new gig?
- Less than five minutes.

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Got that one beat.
North London, the pizza parlour...

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- Not interested. It's George's day.
- What does that mean, it's my day?

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This is... This is not Tabasco.

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- Morning, Kiffany.
- How about a little breakfast?

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Need a little cash? Don't have a job.
Means you don't have any money.

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And no prospects. Just dead and stupid.

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I don't need your money, Rube.
I found 20 bucks today.

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- Save it, Georgia. Breakfast is on me.
- Sweet.

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Rube said it's her day,
her breakfast is on me.

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Thank you, Daisy.

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I'll have "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
with a large OJ

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and can you make the bacon
extra, extra crispy?

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- You don't eat bacon.
- I know. But Rube does.

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- That's the way he likes it.
- So, what, you're Rube's butt-boy?

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Why, did you resign?

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And instead of hot tea, Kiffany,
I'll have coffee.

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- No, make that a green tea. It's good for you.
- How about a hot cup of shut-the-fuck-up?

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I'm not sure you got the memo, Roxy,
but it is my day.

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- Nothing for me?
- Not today.

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That's right, not today!

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- Why?
- Every so often, you get one of those days.

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I wanted
something good to come my way.

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More than a free breakfast.

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More than 20 bucks. Just more.

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- I'm a good-looking guy. Am I not? Am I?
- You're fine for a white boy.

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Fuck "fine". I think I radiate
a certain raffish appeal. Do I not? Do I?

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Reaper.

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Too old.
You think everybody's a reaper.

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Maybe the women I'm attracted to
are more discerning.

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But as far as drawing power goes,
I've got it in spades. Have I not? Have I?

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- How long since you've had sex?
- With a woman.

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- With a woman.
- Who's alive.

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I have not had sex with a dead woman.
Technically.

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Flores? Flores? Flores para los muertos.

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- No, thank you.
- Flowers for the dead.

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- Reaper.
- Serious reaper.

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- How long has it been, Mason?
- A while.

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- How long exactly?
- A few months.

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- How many months?
- Fifteen!

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- My stars, that's pathetic.
- Jesus! Pay for it. Bang a hooker.

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Look, I don't know what to do.
I can't think straight.

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Daisy, you have to find me a woman.

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- Be your pimp?
- Please pimp me.

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- Don't you have a soul to reap?
- Yeah, here.

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Zulu Records.
There's hot girls in here all the time.

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Fuck off, man!

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Happy hunting.

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My Post-it's not until later.

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Let's see what kind of game you got.

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Hey. Morning.

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So, welcome to Hot Yoga. Sit.

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Anyone here for the first time?

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Hey. You lost?

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No. I had an appointment in the area

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and just wanted to see what was here.

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- What's your name?
- Uh, Rube.

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- What's yours?
- I'm Arun.

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- Arun Levert?
- This is my studio.

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Why don't you join us for class?
You're here.

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- I don't really do yoga.
- It doesn't matter.

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You're here. Be here.

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- I can do that.
- Good.

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Take off your clothes. There are extra shorts
in the cubby, OK? That's for you.

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OK, let's begin.

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Even though this job
was getting in the way of the business of living...

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Hello?

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.. there was no getting around
the costs of that business.

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I really needed money.

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No way Delores could tell me no today.

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It was my day.

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- What do you mean "no"?
- Millie.

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Delores, you and I were like... friends.

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Then you quit. And took a job from
one of our postings and quit after an hour.

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Five minutes.

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- Millie, let me tell you a story.
- OK.

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- Do you know who Wally Pip was?
- Is that a real person?

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He played for the New York Yankees.

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One summer day,
Wally Pip did not feel well

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and asked to sit out for a game.

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- I don't really like baseball.
- Do you know who replaced him?

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You ever heard of Lou Gehrig?

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I know there's a bad disease
named after him.

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Lou Gehrig played
over 2,000 straight games for them.

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He was known as "The Iron Horse".

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I don't need a Wally Pip, Millie,
and I don't need you.

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You're joking, right?

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So who's my replacement?

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- Who's Lou Gehrig?
- Mitchell.

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- Mitchell is The Iron Horse?
- Mm-hm.

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Oh, please, Delores,
just give me a second chance.

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It's Ms Herbig now.

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- I need my job back.
- We're done here.

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Line two.

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We're done, Wally.

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Oh... fucking unreal.

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Hello. Delores Herbig,
how may I help you?

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Wait.

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- How's it going, pretty lady?
- Fuck off.

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Press that down button!

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- That doesn't make it come faster.
- Fuck off!

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Murray's in shock!

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My neighbour said he pissed over her floor
then just collapsed!

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I have to get him to a hospital.

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- I think your husband...
- Murray's a cat, you ass-wipe.

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You're in no condition to drive.
Let me drive.

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Who are you calling an ass-wipe, ass-wipe?

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- Don't touch me!
- I will if I want to.

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Come on!

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Maybe you should drive.

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Now let's go into "eagle".

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Raise your hands above your head

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and swing them around,
wrap them together.

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Right elbow over left. Twist.

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Twist. Twist.

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Excellent job, Rube.

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- My mother is really pissed off.
- So let her be pissed off.

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It was her granddaughter, Joy.

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You know what, Clancy? I don't like her.

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She doesn't like me. If it were any other day
I still wouldn't wanna see her.

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- Sorry I brought it up.
- I don't wanna see her today.

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I am sorry I brought it up.

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Answer that phone
and I will shove it up your ass.

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- Hi.
- Uh, so what happens today?

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- What do you mean?
- What happens?

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Well, nothing much.
The reverend will say a prayer.

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- And I'm gonna say something.
- Really?

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And you can say something if you want to.

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OK.

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So, what are you gonna say?

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I'm gonna say...

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I can't deal with you today.

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I have an emergency!

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Sign in, please.

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Murray usually sees Doctor Wilson.

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Doctor Wilson's not in. Doctor Levy's here.

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Can he see us right away?

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Hold on, I'm new.

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There's a lady here
who wants to see you right away.

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Marcie.

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Marcie. I'm new. Marcie!

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This is a cat emergency!

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I'll be right back.

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- Come on, it probably won't be long.
- Meow, meow.

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Meow, meow, mister.

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- Excuse me. I...
- Certainly.

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- How's Murray doing?
- Not very good.

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What did you say your cat's name was?

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- Don't tell him, Delores.
- Murray, you hang in there, beautiful boy.

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You beat the Jacuzzi.
You beat the ice cream truck.

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- You've got seven lives left.
- What you reading?

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I appreciate the ride
but I think Murray and I will be fine now.

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- OK. Hey, are you waiting for a pet?
- Uh-huh.

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But if you leave
I don't know how we'll get home.

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I don't want to leave Murray here overnight.

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Well, I can stay.

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So, what's your pet's name?

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Is it a dog? Snake? Ferret?

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- What's your problem?
- Why aren't you sad?

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Maybe I am. Or maybe my mom's
boning the dude from animal control.

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- You're full of shit, you little punk.
- Millie, he's a child.

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I need the bathroom.

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- Don't let him touch Murray.
- Why?

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Just don't.

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Maybe I was wrong.
Maybe life was flipping me off again.

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Maybe this wasn't my day at all.

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OK.

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Arun, could you demonstrate
the plough pose for me?

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- I feel my form isn't good.
- Oh, it's good.

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- I'd be happy to, Sandy.
- Thanks for the class.

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You want your calves
parallel like train tracks.

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My yoga teacher
used to get on my ass and stand there.

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He was surfing away.

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It's beautiful. Thanks.

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What just happened?

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You're dead.

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- You're kidding me.
- No.

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I have a neck injury. I'm not supposed
to do the plough pose. But Sandy's so hot.

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- You broke your neck.
- Wow.

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Where are my pants?

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- So I'm dead and nobody gives a shit.
- They don't know yet.

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I thought I put them in the second cubby.

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- No one sees me, just you.
- These aren't mine.

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Thanks for class, Arun.

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Would you like to go get some tea?

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Arun?

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- Arun?
- She wants to sleep with me.

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Yeah, that's gotta hurt.

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Hey! Shithead!

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Hootie & The Blowfish?
Take it and get the fuck out of here.

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This place is all about
the initial salvo, the opening line.

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Has to be clever, but at the same time
suggest an inner beauty.

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- D'you think you can do that?
- Yes.

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What's a line that's worked on you?

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- "I'm Gary Cooper."
- That's not gonna work for me.

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Yeah. Just be yourself.

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OK.

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Only smarter. Richer, more successful,
clean-shaven, and I'm guessing a bigger cock.

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Right.

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You're English. Use that to your advantage.

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Be James Bond.
Give them the really sexual innuendo.

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OK.

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Hi.

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Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or should I walk by again?

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Do either of you work for UPS?
I noticed you checking out my package.

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Nice legs. What time do they open?

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Hi there. Hi there. Hi... H...

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00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,820
H... Hi there.

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I'm not James Bond.

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- What was that for?
- It looked like fun.

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- Was it?
- Yeah.

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I gotta run. Just try being yourself.

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- What are you looking for, sweetie?
- I don't know.

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OK.

241
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,989
I wanna bring something to her grave.

242
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,453
- Like what?
- I said I don't know.

243
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,037
- You want help?
- No.

244
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,758
Something of hers or something of yours?

245
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,549
Mom.

246
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,266
Go away.

247
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,199
- Murray Herbig?
- We usually see Dr Wilson.

248
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:05,276
He's at the zoo,
had to deliver a baby orang-utan.

249
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,498
A breech birth. High degree of difficulty.

250
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:14,959
- Murray hasn't been eating.
- Oh. Let's have a listen. OK...

251
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:19,752
Hm. The heart rate is depressed,
the kidneys are a bit big.

252
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,421
Any vomiting, unusual urination,
coughing up hairballs?

253
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,807
- And how about the cat?
- What?

254
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,971
A standard vet joke. I'm old school.

255
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:34,731
Ha-ha-ha! That's not funny.
Look at her. That's panic.

256
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:41,022
I'm sorry. Well, my guess is that
he's suffering some kind of renal failure.

257
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,613
- Oh, my Lord.
- Something frightened him.

258
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:47,077
He's not fond of being in the cat carrier.

259
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,875
Have you ever heard someone say

260
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:56,545
that mankind is the only species who
has the knowledge that he's gonna die?

261
00:20:56,673 --> 00:21:00,505
- Why?
- Well, Murray's very old. And he's sick.

262
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:04,929
- You think cats know, too?
- Mm-hm. But I'm gonna try and treat him.

263
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,678
I'm gonna do everything I can.

264
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,885
OK.

265
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:21,687
It's OK. Just take deep breaths.

266
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:26,818
It seemed as if this day, my day,
was a bit of a mixed bag.

267
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:32,030
I shouldn't have been surprised.
It's not like I was a particularly lucky girl.

268
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,750
15 years of yoga and this is it,

269
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:41,131
under a sheet and toe-up in my studio.

270
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,750
Sorry.

271
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,971
The good-looking one here
really cared about you.

272
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:50,265
Doesn't help my dead ass now.

273
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:54,308
- So what's next?
- You're off to your final destination.

274
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,523
- Where's that?
- No idea.

275
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,359
You have some idea.

276
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:05,445
You know a lot of shit
and you play it close to the vest.

277
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:08,327
I would hate to play poker with you.

278
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:12,747
Don't nod, motherfucker, I'm dead.
Show me some cards.

279
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,164
Let me ask you something.

280
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:20,794
Yoga's supposed to be connected
with the divine, right?

281
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:28,385
In yoga, the drama of the universe
gets acted out in our physical body.

282
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,432
Pure energy marries pure consciousness.

283
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:35,604
Trust me, only way to fly.

284
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:39,680
- For the opportunity of spiritual growth .
- Yeah, that too.

285
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:42,391
I led this serene, beautiful life

286
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:47,072
and I am not embarrassed to tell you
the women are phenomenal.

287
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,986
That one there,
she got a little crush on you.

288
00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:57,950
I try to live on the periphery.
I try not to get involved with the living.

289
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:06,926
OK, man, you stay on the periphery.
Sounds like fun.

290
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,099
He was so pure.

291
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:20,430
- I wanted him inside of me.
- I can't take this. I gotta go.

292
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,150
Oi, little boy.

293
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,197
I was wondering
if you could tell your pretty...

294
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,442
You motherf...

295
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,201
- You dropped this.
- Yeah.

296
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,791
What's ETD?

297
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,709
Estimated time of death.

298
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:49,633
What is this?
Whose estimated time of death?

299
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:58,889
- Who are you?
- I'm Mason. Can I have this back, please?

300
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:07,977
- What are you, some kind of grim reaper?
- Yes.

301
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,820
- Say it.
- What?

302
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:16,032
Tell me what you are.
Come on! Tell me what you are!

303
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,572
I'm... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...

304
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,911
I'm a... I'm a... I'm a reaper?

305
00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:25,046
Say it again. Come on, say it again!

306
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:26,916
I'm a... I'm a reaper.

307
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,544
I'm a reaper!

308
00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,800
I'm a reaper!

309
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,647
Yoga was very good for me,

310
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:55,443
the way it made my body feel,
my mind was at peace.

311
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:58,116
I loved some wonderful women.

312
00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:04,203
Housewives, shop girls, lawyers,
social workers. Black, white, Asian.

313
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:08,465
- I was like a kid at a parade.
- Yeah, I've seen that parade.

314
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:15,129
- You're not one of those monk-hats?
- No.

315
00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:18,385
You know, vow of celibacy,
silence, poverty.

316
00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:21,436
That's some wrong-headed shit,
don't you think?

317
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:24,517
Yeah, I think it'd be wrong for you.

318
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:29,644
Touching, stretching, laughing, talking.
That's all I did, my whole life.

319
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:34,322
You should have talked to
that pretty woman in my class. She liked you.

320
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:38,780
- You think too much.
- I don't think enough.

321
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:43,663
You're a wise man.
And a wise man knows how to live.

322
00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:47,586
A wise man knows
how much he doesn't know.

323
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:58,838
I'm just saying
I've seen a lifetime of love and affection.

324
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:03,641
- Then you're a lucky man.
- Try this one.

325
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,904
Very nice. Don't forget to breathe.

326
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:28,332
- Namaste.
- Namaste.

327
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:39,346
- I hope we meet again.
- I hope so, too.

328
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:32,733
You know you take something for granted?
That's how I was with Murray.

329
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:37,819
- He was just in the background.
- No, that's not true.

330
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:42,862
It's like that Joni Mitchell song.

331
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:56,878
I think you need to concentrate on...

332
00:27:57,010 --> 00:28:01,055
On what? What?
What could I possibly say?

333
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,588
.. on the fact that...

334
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,892
Could I tell Delores
I died earlier this year

335
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:11,397
and I'm still waiting for
even the tiniest bit of perspective?

336
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:16,352
.. that the universe...
will take care of things.

337
00:28:16,488 --> 00:28:18,279
Huh.

338
00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:21,779
You really believe that?

339
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:26,371
- Yes, I do.
- I don't know.

340
00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:35,046
I think you need to trust
that everything is going to be OK.

341
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:40,344
That the universe
is going to take care of you, of Murray.

342
00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:48,050
I realised by saying words
I wasn't even sure I believed,

343
00:28:48,186 --> 00:28:50,855
that comfort was enough.

344
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:55,192
Maybe it was enough
to tell Delores things were going to be OK.

345
00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:59,398
Because even if they weren't,
they would be, someday.

346
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:04,828
Mr Zetsman?

347
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:10,581
The doctor said
he couldn't find anything wrong.

348
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:14,706
Eddie's been acting so listless. Is he sure?

349
00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:19,332
- You gotta go?
- Yeah, my mom's picking me up.

350
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:21,875
Yeah, my mom, too.

351
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:29,758
- Your cat's gonna be OK.
- He is?

352
00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:37,231
- What's its name?
- Eddie. Eddie Rabbit.

353
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:42,612
- Can I pet him?
- Sure.

354
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:45,576
Eddie likes kids. He's a sweetheart.

355
00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:48,777
Cool.

356
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:58,295
Ms Herbig?
Dr Levy says your cat's feeling much better.

357
00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:00,795
- Oh!
- You can see him if you want.

358
00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:03,463
Oh, God, what a day. Oh!

359
00:30:03,595 --> 00:30:05,884
My day.

360
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:11,803
Do you want me to wait here? 'Cause I can.

361
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:14,641
No. No, I'm fine.

362
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:17,442
I mean, I can stay if you want.

363
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,064
OK.

364
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:23,313
Oh, Millie...

365
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:27,986
I'll see you Monday morning
at Happy Time, OK?

366
00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:39,119
Hey.

367
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:40,335
Hey!

368
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,125
What?

369
00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:48,222
- So, uh, what's your name?
- Charlie. And your name's not Millie.

370
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,424
No, it's not Millie.

371
00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:52,966
So how did you die, Not Millie?

372
00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:57,940
I got hit by a toilet seat
that fell from a space station.

373
00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:00,142
Toilet Seat Girl. Cool.

374
00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:06,864
- So what happened to you?
- Got hit by a car. Some drunk girl.

375
00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:10,158
- So where do you live?
- Here, there...

376
00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:14,620
I gotta go.

377
00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:16,576
Well, wait.

378
00:31:18,753 --> 00:31:20,960
What's that for?

379
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,710
I don't know. Just having a day.

380
00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:25,918
Just take it.

381
00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:31,097
Awesome.

382
00:31:39,357 --> 00:31:42,358
- So what's your real name?
- George.

383
00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:45,609
See you around, George.

384
00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:10,382
Where are you today?

385
00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:18,889
No. No.

386
00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:21,560
# Do you know that behind of this bond...

387
00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:24,099
She seems OK.

388
00:32:24,235 --> 00:32:26,773
No, I don't... I don't know anything.

389
00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:31,111
Listen, I'll call you later.

390
00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:39,531
# A-boom ba
Can you hear my heart beat in this hurt?

391
00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:43,543
# Do you know that behind of this hurt

392
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:48,210
# Lies the deep desire I'm in love, hey?

393
00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:52,091
# Make a wonderful love if I may #

394
00:32:52,222 --> 00:32:56,469
The day I dropped out of college
I remember lying on my bed.

395
00:32:56,601 --> 00:33:00,433
My mother came into my room
and she had been crying.

396
00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:04,810
She stared at me for a long time
and then she said,

397
00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:10,103
"You only have one shot at life, Georgia.
This is no dress rehearsal."

398
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:15,400
And I said, "You know what, Mom?
Maybe I don't even wanna be in the play."

399
00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:18,158
A month later I was killed.

400
00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:20,959
I wonder sometimes
if someone was listening.

401
00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:29,674
And I commit her soul to Thee.

402
00:33:29,801 --> 00:33:31,877
Amen.

403
00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:33,719
Amen.

404
00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:40,640
Thank you very much.

405
00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:42,846
D'you wanna go first?

406
00:33:42,981 --> 00:33:45,519
Shouldn't we wait for Dad?

407
00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:49,351
- Do you want me to wait?
- Not really.

408
00:33:55,952 --> 00:33:59,701
Georgia, I'm sorry I wasn't sweeter.

409
00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:06,331
I'm sorry that
I ever criticised your appearance

410
00:34:06,463 --> 00:34:09,214
because you were a beautiful girl.

411
00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:15,010
- You forgot to meet her at the airport once.
- That was your father's fault.

412
00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:17,427
If you say so.

413
00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:21,389
Can I please just do this how I wanna do it?

414
00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,974
I... I'm sorry.

415
00:34:30,028 --> 00:34:34,737
I'm sorry that I didn't show you
as much affection as I felt for you.

416
00:34:36,284 --> 00:34:38,407
Because I did love you.

417
00:34:39,996 --> 00:34:42,452
And I miss you.

418
00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:48,497
- Nice, Mom.
- Thanks, honey.

419
00:34:49,964 --> 00:34:52,337
Do you wanna say something?

420
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:56,379
Yeah, but... can you, like, go away?

421
00:34:57,764 --> 00:34:59,342
Seriously?

422
00:35:05,563 --> 00:35:07,639
Mom...

423
00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:12,982
Thank you.

424
00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:19,317
I miss you too.
Probably more than Mom does.

425
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:25,663
This is us fishing at the lake last summer.

426
00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:29,913
And if somebody swipes it,
I have the negative.

427
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,296
We could come back.

428
00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:43,884
OK.

429
00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:49,937
Maybe tomorrow.

430
00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:58,782
It's me with my little sister.

431
00:35:58,908 --> 00:36:01,281
Her handwriting's exactly like mine.

432
00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:05,870
- Can I swipe this?
- It's your grave.

433
00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:08,075
Thank you, Daisy.

434
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:11,958
I keep forgetting
how young you were when you were killed.

435
00:36:12,964 --> 00:36:17,341
Is this a nice headstone?
I mean, is it pretty?

436
00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:20,138
It's a good one. Top drawer.

437
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,890
Where's Mason?

438
00:36:26,936 --> 00:36:28,846
There he is.

439
00:36:31,608 --> 00:36:33,850
Hey, Mason.

440
00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:38,149
I took his soul last year.
Right cocksucker. Glad he's dead.

441
00:36:38,281 --> 00:36:42,943
- There you go.
- You can put them there.

442
00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:48,290
Rube, thank you! Everyone!

443
00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:51,370
- Champagne's cold. Can we drink it now?
- May I?

444
00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:55,203
Try not to snap the flutes.
They belong to my Aunt Lillian.

445
00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:58,507
It is a good day to be a reaper.

446
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:12,721
OK, here's to George. Dead like us.

447
00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:17,107
- Cheers.
- To Georgia.

448
00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:19,110
- To me.
- To you.

449
00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:26,739
Hey, that is really good.
I have a confession to make.

450
00:37:26,871 --> 00:37:31,249
- Graveside, no less.
- I've never had champagne before.

451
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:35,623
- Wow. I've had too much.
- What does it taste like to you?

452
00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:40,041
Like I wish I never died.

453
00:37:44,097 --> 00:37:49,304
- It's pretty where I am, isn't it?
- Very pretty.

454
00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:54,228
They usually put cemeteries
on the edge of town. Out of the way.

455
00:37:54,357 --> 00:37:56,729
Next to railroad tracks, highways.

456
00:37:56,860 --> 00:38:01,438
I like 'em in the middle of town.
Everybody can see us.

457
00:38:02,157 --> 00:38:04,648
I love cemeteries.

458
00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:07,869
The quiet, the stories, the headstones.

459
00:38:07,996 --> 00:38:09,620
- I hate 'em.
- Why?

460
00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:11,787
'Cause they live here.

461
00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:15,617
- They who?
- The gravelings, fool.

462
00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:18,042
Over there.

463
00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:21,090
Get outta there! Git!

464
00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:28,932
- A little more bubbly, everyone?
- Please.

465
00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:32,677
Georgia, I'm sorry for your loss...

466
00:38:33,897 --> 00:38:40,065
.. things in life you won't do, people
you won't know and who won't know you.

467
00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:42,686
But there's this, this life...

468
00:38:44,032 --> 00:38:46,155
.. where you are loved.

469
00:38:50,372 --> 00:38:52,530
- Drink up.
- Cheers.

470
00:38:55,001 --> 00:38:58,370
- "This is no dress rehearsal."
- What's that?

471
00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:03,250
Some drunken writer said
that there are no great second acts in life.

472
00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:06,504
I'm not sure he knew
what he was talking about.

473
00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:09,176
Or maybe he just never knew me.

474
00:39:09,307 --> 00:39:13,221
- Shall we let George kill the bottle?
- I think we should.

475
00:39:19,484 --> 00:39:23,268
So... any Post-its tonight?

476
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:28,406
That night,
a man was killed by a speeding car

477
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:30,990
and I was there to take his soul.

478
00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:34,786
The street where he died
turned into a flowing river of lights

479
00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:37,489
and he hesitated at its banks.

480
00:39:37,627 --> 00:39:42,455
I told him to take a deep breath,
"As if it's the last one you'll ever take."

481
00:39:42,590 --> 00:39:46,671
Because sometimes in life,
or in death, I guess,

482
00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:49,009
you just never know.

483
00:40:29,304 --> 00:40:31,629
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