1 00:01:09,127 --> 00:01:12,281 Most girls my age are obsessed with pretty similar things. 2 00:01:13,112 --> 00:01:14,169 Fun things. 3 00:01:14,862 --> 00:01:16,519 Some are obsessed with flirting. 4 00:01:19,059 --> 00:01:20,902 Something more than flirting. 5 00:01:23,196 --> 00:01:25,141 Some are obsessed with their ride. 6 00:01:27,559 --> 00:01:30,179 Or whether to wear Really Ruby Red 7 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:31,482 or Silver City Pink. 8 00:01:39,483 --> 00:01:41,962 Me... I was obsessed too. 9 00:01:49,975 --> 00:01:52,151 I was obsessed with post-its. 10 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,754 Post-its and death. 11 00:01:59,271 --> 00:02:01,485 I was beyond obsessed. 12 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,573 Did you write my name on my post-it ? 13 00:02:11,574 --> 00:02:12,332 What ? 14 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,632 Did you write my name on my post-it ? 15 00:02:15,696 --> 00:02:16,798 The one where I died. 16 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:19,529 Georgia, I'm not a big fan of the drop-by. 17 00:02:19,615 --> 00:02:20,820 Well, I want to know. 18 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:23,351 The drop-by is... It's a discourtesy. 19 00:02:23,816 --> 00:02:25,396 Polite society has a protocol, 20 00:02:25,461 --> 00:02:27,948 an agreed-upon time and place, you make plans. 21 00:02:28,408 --> 00:02:29,526 Kinda like a post-it. 22 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,313 I was in the middle of a sentence when you knocked. 23 00:02:31,364 --> 00:02:33,911 The written sentence in a book but I had to put it down because you knocked. 24 00:02:34,051 --> 00:02:36,283 I was in the middle of something when you knocked. 25 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,650 Does it matter who wrote your post-it ? 26 00:02:40,717 --> 00:02:41,658 Here's what I know. 27 00:02:41,838 --> 00:02:43,272 You get a list of names 28 00:02:43,323 --> 00:02:47,601 and you transfer the 1st initial, last name, time and place onto a post-it. 29 00:02:48,574 --> 00:02:50,106 But you get more than that. 30 00:02:51,347 --> 00:02:52,140 That's right. 31 00:02:52,141 --> 00:02:53,529 What else do you get ? 32 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,108 Is my name still in here somewhere ? 33 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,330 What else does it say about me ? 34 00:02:59,228 --> 00:03:00,709 What else does it say about me ? 35 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:05,114 Oh what is this ? Like Santa Klaus' list ? 36 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,138 Does it say who's bad and who's good ? 37 00:03:08,926 --> 00:03:11,782 Does it say that I was 18 years old ? 38 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:13,452 That I never had a boyfriend ? 39 00:03:13,495 --> 00:03:15,438 That I didn't even have my driver's license ? 40 00:03:15,506 --> 00:03:18,385 Did it say that I had never done anything ? 41 00:03:18,786 --> 00:03:20,820 Do you know anything about Persian mythology ? 42 00:03:21,975 --> 00:03:24,922 Persian mythology says on the last day there's a reckoning. 43 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,734 There's an old-fashioned scale. 44 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:30,468 You got one side for light, one side for darkness. 45 00:03:30,921 --> 00:03:31,854 Good, evil. 46 00:03:32,993 --> 00:03:34,685 Everybody steps onto the pan, 47 00:03:35,762 --> 00:03:37,282 sees how they measure up. 48 00:03:37,991 --> 00:03:39,842 The world wants it all to make sense. 49 00:03:39,963 --> 00:03:42,262 The world wants... all that add up. 50 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:45,302 The world wants... balance. 51 00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:48,809 This is your response ? 52 00:03:49,014 --> 00:03:53,472 Some story about some bullshit weight station into the afterlife ? 53 00:03:53,982 --> 00:03:55,740 You're still here, George. 54 00:03:56,726 --> 00:03:59,317 I wanna be young and silly. 55 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:04,821 You are young and silly. 56 00:04:07,517 --> 00:04:09,741 Georgia ! I wrote your name on that post-it. 57 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:14,349 I had not met you, I didn't know how a great kid you are. 58 00:04:14,439 --> 00:04:18,060 But if I had known you, I would still have written your name on the post-it. 59 00:04:19,456 --> 00:04:20,629 It's the way of the world. 60 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,883 I think he's wrong. 61 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:31,638 I don't think it all adds up. 62 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:34,137 I don't think any of it makes sense. 63 00:04:39,383 --> 00:04:41,884 I don't see any fucking balance in the world. 64 00:04:43,823 --> 00:04:45,064 It's all about luck. 65 00:04:45,393 --> 00:04:47,466 Either you're lucky, or you're not. 66 00:04:51,131 --> 00:04:52,724 And I'm not. 67 00:04:53,288 --> 00:04:54,815 This is bullshit. 68 00:04:57,603 --> 00:04:59,044 She sold the Slater's house. 69 00:05:00,062 --> 00:05:02,595 She got 50,000 over asking. 70 00:05:03,985 --> 00:05:06,006 Alright, she's their top realtor, Clancy. 71 00:05:06,385 --> 00:05:08,649 She's ambitious and ruthless. 72 00:05:08,847 --> 00:05:10,044 Right up your alley. 73 00:05:12,272 --> 00:05:14,198 I think Reggie's upstairs. 74 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,797 Reggie ? Reggie ? 75 00:05:23,761 --> 00:05:25,383 Can't find her. Bye. 76 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:29,039 I don't see why we have to sell the house. 77 00:05:29,847 --> 00:05:32,045 Well, how about half of it is your father's ? 78 00:05:32,604 --> 00:05:34,003 Can't we just buy his half ? 79 00:05:34,294 --> 00:05:36,005 I don't have that kind of money. 80 00:05:36,665 --> 00:05:38,509 Well I guess you'll have to go back to work. 81 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:41,589 Reggie, going back to work, you know, 82 00:05:41,662 --> 00:05:44,861 would require a major lifestyle change for me, you know, 83 00:05:44,922 --> 00:05:45,916 for both of us. 84 00:05:45,918 --> 00:05:48,949 So I have to live in some cheesy apartment 85 00:05:49,073 --> 00:05:50,376 just because you're lazy ? 86 00:05:51,325 --> 00:05:53,591 Do you remember what my job was ? 87 00:05:53,857 --> 00:05:54,824 Secretary. 88 00:05:54,825 --> 00:05:56,378 Legal secretary. 89 00:05:56,497 --> 00:05:59,380 And lawyers are very angry people. 90 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,559 Don't you remember how incredibly unhappy I was when I came home ? 91 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:05,202 You're always incredibly unhappy. 92 00:06:05,601 --> 00:06:07,119 No, I'm not. 93 00:06:07,764 --> 00:06:09,388 Unhappy in the cheesy apartment, 94 00:06:10,298 --> 00:06:11,988 unhappy in the big house... 95 00:06:24,795 --> 00:06:27,261 Excuse me ! Can I borrow your salt please ? 96 00:06:30,478 --> 00:06:31,451 Thank you. 97 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:34,558 Roxy... 98 00:06:35,386 --> 00:06:37,739 Can I see your new police revolver please ? 99 00:06:38,259 --> 00:06:39,922 - No. - Please. 100 00:06:40,877 --> 00:06:41,876 No. 101 00:06:42,781 --> 00:06:44,011 I just wanna hold it, Roxy. 102 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:45,458 No. 103 00:06:45,924 --> 00:06:48,371 Look, I won't shoot you, I promise, promise, promise. 104 00:06:48,422 --> 00:06:51,749 I just want it... filling my hands. Please ! 105 00:06:51,891 --> 00:06:52,682 No ! 106 00:06:52,683 --> 00:06:53,839 And stop asking me. 107 00:06:56,690 --> 00:07:00,634 Give me the gun ! Give me the gun ! Give me the gun ! 108 00:07:00,707 --> 00:07:03,756 You are really working my nerves this morning. 109 00:07:07,388 --> 00:07:09,013 You don't have the weight force. 110 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:11,702 You wish you had a pair like mine, baby. 111 00:07:11,995 --> 00:07:13,951 And a gun like that. 112 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:16,184 Here's your juice, hon'. 113 00:07:16,651 --> 00:07:17,623 Thanks. 114 00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:21,622 Is it too much to ask to eat my eggs in peace ? 115 00:07:21,727 --> 00:07:23,728 Just let the little man hold the gun. 116 00:07:37,214 --> 00:07:38,340 Luck's everywhere. 117 00:07:38,552 --> 00:07:40,132 Just drifting in the breeze. 118 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:44,201 And the bad luck that's floating around has to land on somebody. 119 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:45,940 And whoever it lands on... 120 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:49,618 well, people find ways to even the score. 121 00:08:08,846 --> 00:08:11,040 My parents are selling my house. 122 00:08:11,506 --> 00:08:12,581 You want anything, sweaty ? 123 00:08:12,911 --> 00:08:13,854 No, thanks. 124 00:08:14,183 --> 00:08:16,269 The house I grew up in, they're selling it. 125 00:08:16,379 --> 00:08:19,779 - How much ? - I have no idea. - How much is the check ? 126 00:08:19,895 --> 00:08:22,139 Why would they do this ? They loved our house. 127 00:08:22,278 --> 00:08:24,154 - Just doesn't add up. - It doesn't add up. 128 00:08:24,243 --> 00:08:26,484 - What's the problem ? - We lived there for 20 years. 129 00:08:26,551 --> 00:08:28,245 What's the problem with the check ? 130 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:30,522 - She didn't charge us enough. - Let's pay it and run. 131 00:08:30,669 --> 00:08:32,171 We most certainly will not. 132 00:08:32,256 --> 00:08:33,759 Right, Johnny Law on the spot. 133 00:08:33,836 --> 00:08:35,129 They just up and leaving. 134 00:08:35,199 --> 00:08:36,894 She didn't charge me for my fruit salad. 135 00:08:36,956 --> 00:08:38,957 - Doesn't make sense. - It makes sense. 136 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:40,365 Cops eat free. 137 00:08:40,418 --> 00:08:42,320 It doesn't make sense her parents are moving. 138 00:08:42,392 --> 00:08:43,780 That's what I'm saying. 139 00:08:43,844 --> 00:08:46,541 Maybe it's just too painful to walk by your bedroom everyday. 140 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,390 It's not like they need the extra-space because 141 00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:50,895 when she kicked the bucket, they gained an extra-door. 142 00:08:51,856 --> 00:08:53,646 Roxy, do me a favor... 143 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:54,806 Shoot him ! 144 00:08:54,813 --> 00:08:55,763 Gladly ! 145 00:08:57,791 --> 00:08:59,350 SO far ahead of this bid. 146 00:08:59,385 --> 00:09:00,306 I was joking. 147 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:01,556 Roxy... 148 00:09:01,557 --> 00:09:02,496 Look at you ! 149 00:09:02,546 --> 00:09:04,659 You think you're so bloody special, don't you ? 150 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:09,669 Prancing around in your tight blue trousers and your big shiny gun. 151 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:11,961 but let me tell you something, sweetheart. 152 00:09:12,434 --> 00:09:13,883 Cops don't eat free. 153 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:15,879 People hate cops. 154 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:19,034 Please don't. I've had a bad morning already. 155 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:20,839 Excuse me, Kiffany. 156 00:09:22,597 --> 00:09:24,540 Hi, could you settle a dispute for us ? 157 00:09:24,635 --> 00:09:25,580 What is it, sweetheart ? 158 00:09:25,581 --> 00:09:28,393 Do officers of the law receive complimentary meals ? 159 00:09:28,663 --> 00:09:30,313 - No. - Ah ah ah ! 160 00:09:30,544 --> 00:09:33,014 Coffee's free. You want some more coffee ? 161 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,024 No, thank you. 162 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:37,117 So what ? You just neglected to charge her for her fruit salad ? 163 00:09:37,287 --> 00:09:38,189 Well... 164 00:09:39,395 --> 00:09:41,405 Look at that ! You're right. 165 00:09:41,712 --> 00:09:43,039 I'll get you a new check. 166 00:09:46,744 --> 00:09:47,843 Jesus Christ ! 167 00:09:50,702 --> 00:09:52,284 Fucking hell ! 168 00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:55,147 So they're selling your childhood home ? 169 00:09:55,741 --> 00:09:56,685 Yes ! 170 00:09:57,002 --> 00:09:58,360 That's a shame, sweaty. 171 00:09:58,937 --> 00:09:59,922 It's not fair. 172 00:10:00,409 --> 00:10:02,242 That fucking hurt. 173 00:10:02,612 --> 00:10:03,600 It does hurt. 174 00:10:04,026 --> 00:10:06,880 It's like sometimes the world just doesn't make any sense. 175 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:30,130 Pardon me. 176 00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:34,854 Hey ! Can I get a soda ? 177 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:59,764 - Five-letter word "accidental fish". - Fluke. 178 00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:16,750 Time to generate a new revenue stream. Behold ! 179 00:11:17,481 --> 00:11:19,472 Oh Mason, Mason, Mason... 180 00:11:19,978 --> 00:11:21,177 Are you drinking again ? 181 00:11:21,277 --> 00:11:22,207 No. 182 00:11:22,845 --> 00:11:24,252 Say "as God is my witness". 183 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,291 I don't believe in God. 184 00:11:25,984 --> 00:11:27,539 Now what about a little wager ? 185 00:11:28,451 --> 00:11:30,456 Come on ! Guess where the pea is ! 186 00:11:30,521 --> 00:11:33,735 Where is the pea ? Where is the pea ? 187 00:11:34,082 --> 00:11:35,501 Put a dollar down. Come on ! 188 00:11:36,076 --> 00:11:38,321 A George Washington from Georgy girl. 189 00:11:42,151 --> 00:11:44,117 Is it under this one ? 190 00:11:44,369 --> 00:11:45,511 Could it be under this one ? 191 00:11:45,952 --> 00:11:47,412 Or is it this one ? 192 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:48,879 Where could it be ? 193 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:49,954 Where is the pea ? 194 00:11:50,025 --> 00:11:51,722 Guess ! And win a dollar ! 195 00:11:53,591 --> 00:11:55,567 - The middle one. - Nop ! 196 00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:58,152 Oh by George ! She's got it ! 197 00:11:58,246 --> 00:11:59,774 You are drinking again. 198 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:02,610 Okay, so give me the money back and we'll start all again. 199 00:12:02,747 --> 00:12:04,190 Hmmm no ! 200 00:12:04,255 --> 00:12:05,775 Yes because that was practice, alright ? 201 00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:07,224 And you just lost a dollar. 202 00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:11,906 Morning boys and girls ! 203 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:14,731 How's everybody ? 204 00:12:14,732 --> 00:12:16,599 Having a lovely day, thank you. How about you ? 205 00:12:16,882 --> 00:12:18,982 - Still wearing those sticks, huh ? - I am. 206 00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:21,498 Find yourself a cross, suddenly you're a catholic. 207 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:23,969 I think it looks really pretty on me, don't you ? 208 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:27,578 You know, George, you have your very own saint. 209 00:12:27,699 --> 00:12:28,698 I'd rather have a pony. 210 00:12:29,097 --> 00:12:31,527 Saint George is the patron saint of 211 00:12:31,597 --> 00:12:35,263 farmers, soldiers, boy scouts, cavalry, chivalry and England. 212 00:12:35,477 --> 00:12:36,936 I want a saint. Have I got a saint ? 213 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,150 Yeah, Saint Thomas. 214 00:12:38,441 --> 00:12:39,456 What about Saint Mason ? 215 00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:42,295 Thomas is the patron saint of masons. There's no Saint Mason. 216 00:12:42,364 --> 00:12:44,817 But saints are marvelous, there's a patron saint for everything. 217 00:12:44,971 --> 00:12:49,008 Patron saint for lost causes, patron saint for being depressed, patron saint for... 218 00:12:49,091 --> 00:12:50,848 Being bored out of your skull. 219 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,851 Do you know what the Holy Trinity is, George ? 220 00:12:52,894 --> 00:12:54,352 We are in a fucking restaurant. 221 00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:56,865 It's peppers, onions and celery. 222 00:12:57,534 --> 00:13:00,694 Would a little ritual in her life do her any harm ? 223 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,310 I have a little ritual myself. 224 00:13:03,289 --> 00:13:04,309 Let us begin. 225 00:13:05,121 --> 00:13:05,996 Nothing for me ? 226 00:13:05,997 --> 00:13:08,653 Not unless you got one under your pretty little shells. 227 00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:10,748 Don't you usually ride a bike over here ? 228 00:13:11,336 --> 00:13:12,129 Yes. 229 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,678 - Did you ride it today ? - Yes. 230 00:13:13,781 --> 00:13:14,772 Well, it's not out there. 231 00:13:14,773 --> 00:13:15,730 What ? 232 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:16,788 Your bike is gone. 233 00:13:18,185 --> 00:13:20,568 I gave you that bike. 234 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,565 This better be a joke. 235 00:13:23,506 --> 00:13:24,522 Is it really gone ? 236 00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:28,654 Let me see your version of the shell game. 237 00:13:28,773 --> 00:13:31,257 I could really use a laugh this morning. 238 00:13:33,102 --> 00:13:34,077 Come on ! 239 00:13:34,322 --> 00:13:35,782 Quit fucking around. Play ! 240 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,915 Someone stole my bike ! 241 00:13:59,346 --> 00:14:00,837 Someone stole my bike ! 242 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,807 We got that. Did you lock it ? 243 00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:04,117 Yes, I locked it. 244 00:14:04,201 --> 00:14:05,531 All there's left is one tire. 245 00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:06,555 Which tire ? 246 00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:08,028 The tire that was locked ! 247 00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:09,420 I had a feeling you'd lose that bike. 248 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,735 You gotta make the figure 8 with your hands. 249 00:14:15,059 --> 00:14:16,616 You don't have to be so huffy about it. 250 00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:18,112 I've lost my pea now. 251 00:14:18,438 --> 00:14:20,341 What ? You're blaming me ? 252 00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:23,635 When something is lost, someone has to be blamed, isn't that the theory ? 253 00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:26,293 If not you then who ? 254 00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:30,420 The designer of the bike for making something so beautiful that someone else covets it ? 255 00:14:30,471 --> 00:14:32,806 Or maybe we should blame me or maybe we should assign no blame at all. 256 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,216 Daisy's people would say "He giveth and he taketh away". 257 00:14:36,127 --> 00:14:37,759 I blame the guy who took it. 258 00:14:38,036 --> 00:14:39,081 I'd get revenge. 259 00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:41,222 You know, an eye for an eye, a Schwinn for a Schwinn. 260 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:42,934 I would steal somebody else's bike. 261 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,005 That's a bad idea. 262 00:14:44,422 --> 00:14:47,155 Okay, Roxy's big, bad and blue now. Why don't you ask her ? 263 00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:48,173 That's a great idea. 264 00:14:48,243 --> 00:14:49,428 Rube, can I borrow your truck ? 265 00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:50,596 Are you a responsible driver ? 266 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,082 I am a an excellent driver. 267 00:14:52,164 --> 00:14:54,113 I promise I'll take care of your piece of shit truck. 268 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,325 Well, that's not the response I was looking for. 269 00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:57,733 Oh fine ! 270 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,285 George ! 271 00:15:02,812 --> 00:15:03,739 What ? 272 00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:08,129 Sometimes pretty things just disappear. 273 00:15:08,624 --> 00:15:10,488 Well, I guess that's just my bad luck. 274 00:15:12,298 --> 00:15:13,288 Show me the hands. 275 00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,902 Winner or loser ? Winner or loser ? 276 00:15:17,436 --> 00:15:18,696 Which will it be ? 277 00:15:18,976 --> 00:15:20,332 Only time will tell. 278 00:15:20,979 --> 00:15:23,561 Here today... Gone in a moment ! 279 00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,556 What's under the middle one ? 280 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,450 It's squishy. 281 00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:54,116 I'm gonna squish if you get any clay on that table. 282 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,111 We'll clean it. 283 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:58,421 Yeah, I've heard that one before. 284 00:15:58,595 --> 00:16:00,331 You know, George, when you're all grown up, 285 00:16:00,421 --> 00:16:02,468 you are not gonna believe how little you were. 286 00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:06,181 I'm not little. Reggie's little. 287 00:16:07,055 --> 00:16:09,695 Your father was kidding, honey. You're a big girl. 288 00:16:12,934 --> 00:16:14,930 Okay, let's do the left one. 289 00:16:28,942 --> 00:16:30,680 The world may try to mess with you. 290 00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:33,818 Out there it may be a free-for-all but in here 291 00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:36,470 there's a system in place to address that. 292 00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:37,756 Next ! 293 00:16:38,294 --> 00:16:39,874 Maybe it's just the uniforms 294 00:16:39,977 --> 00:16:42,652 but in here it feels like there's order in the world. 295 00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:43,977 Next ! 296 00:16:43,978 --> 00:16:46,639 And if you just get the facts onto the books, odds are 297 00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:48,334 the system takes care of you. 298 00:16:48,893 --> 00:16:51,657 Hi ! I'd like to report the theft of my bicycle. 299 00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:53,619 It happened almost an hour ago on Bay Street. 300 00:16:53,727 --> 00:16:54,701 Fill those out. 301 00:16:55,411 --> 00:16:56,345 What's this ? 302 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,530 It's a Harvard law degree. We're all very proud of you. 303 00:17:00,278 --> 00:17:02,250 Listen, I'm gonna be really late for work. 304 00:17:02,327 --> 00:17:03,975 Can I just describe the bike to you 305 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,489 and you can put out an APB or whatever ? 306 00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:08,430 No. 307 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:09,616 Great ! 308 00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:14,259 Excuse me. 309 00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:16,323 Thank you. 310 00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:20,669 Holy shit ! 311 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:22,699 Did you see this ? 312 00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:25,851 What happened to you, dear ? 313 00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:29,694 Someone stole my bike. 314 00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:33,104 And it was a really cool bike. 315 00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:36,901 A man fondled my behind on a city bus. 316 00:17:38,936 --> 00:17:41,932 There's no excuse for that. 317 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,736 I think he was stabbed. 318 00:17:47,409 --> 00:17:49,341 Yep, assault with a deadly weapon... 319 00:17:49,432 --> 00:17:50,951 Netting needles. 320 00:17:51,194 --> 00:17:52,816 The shithead had it coming. 321 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,896 Here we go ! 322 00:17:58,114 --> 00:17:59,701 Here we go. Where we go ? 323 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,328 Where we go ? Nobody knows. 324 00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:04,882 - That's your patter ? - Patter's bullshit. 325 00:18:04,928 --> 00:18:06,379 Patter's how you draw people in. 326 00:18:06,511 --> 00:18:07,854 People are joining by the game 327 00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:10,395 and by my non-threatening good looks. 328 00:18:11,322 --> 00:18:12,751 Patter seduces. 329 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,807 It's not your strong sell. 330 00:18:16,102 --> 00:18:17,029 There. 331 00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:21,918 You know why people play the shell game ? 332 00:18:22,441 --> 00:18:24,212 Because they think they can beat the odds. 333 00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:25,254 Wrong. 334 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:26,945 They think they can beat you. 335 00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:28,648 They think they're smarter than you. 336 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,220 In this case, they're right. 337 00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:32,351 I'm smarter than you think. 338 00:18:32,391 --> 00:18:33,695 You're smart enough to play stupid ? 339 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,922 I'm so smart, I'm practically retarded. 340 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,274 Are you drinking again ? 341 00:18:40,557 --> 00:18:41,434 No. 342 00:18:41,435 --> 00:18:42,381 Are you lying ? 343 00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:43,546 As God is my witness. 344 00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:46,054 Now where's the pea ? Follow the pea ! 345 00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:50,738 5'll get to 10, 10'll get to 20, 50'll get to 100, double your money, double your money, 346 00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:53,402 just catch it once. One time ! One time ! One time ! 347 00:18:56,173 --> 00:18:57,143 You need a rhythm. 348 00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:00,075 You need to hypnotize with your words. 349 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,703 I can hypnotize with my catlike movement. 350 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,658 Now, how slick was that ? 351 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,938 There's only one movement I care about. 352 00:19:16,985 --> 00:19:20,218 It happens everyday right about now, there's nothing catlike about it. 353 00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,048 It's under the one on the right. 354 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:24,687 Wrong ! 355 00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:26,270 My right. 356 00:19:30,818 --> 00:19:32,186 I can do this ! 357 00:19:47,941 --> 00:19:49,600 How is this low-priority ? 358 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,365 It's petty theft list. 359 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,082 It's a victimless crime. 360 00:19:53,271 --> 00:19:55,038 Victimless ? Then who the fuck am I ? 361 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,527 And the language won't make it a higher priority. 362 00:19:58,570 --> 00:19:59,638 Did I win anything ? 363 00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:03,276 Twenty scratch off and I didn't get squatt ? 364 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,970 What are the odds ? 365 00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:07,624 Who do I have to kill to get some attention around here ? 366 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,003 It's just an expression. 367 00:20:12,346 --> 00:20:15,389 I'll catch up with you, guys. I'll take it from here, thanks. 368 00:20:15,494 --> 00:20:16,551 Thank God ! 369 00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:18,211 You have to help me, Roxy. 370 00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:20,147 - It was a yellow bike. - I can read. 371 00:20:20,272 --> 00:20:21,481 And it had a bell and... 372 00:20:21,636 --> 00:20:22,748 and a missing tire. 373 00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,556 George, I will treat this with the respect it deserves. 374 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:27,727 What does that mean ? 375 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,425 Look, I'm happy to file a report. 376 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,600 I'm happy to follow up. 377 00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:33,401 But don't expect anyone around here to look after your bike. 378 00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:35,078 Somebody broke the law ! 379 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,477 Somebody has to pay ! 380 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,026 You're on the books, George. 381 00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:41,263 I'm on the books 382 00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:43,482 but the books don't really give a shit. 383 00:20:45,651 --> 00:20:49,098 In the end, the lesson the system teaches you is pretty simple. 384 00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,178 You're on your own. 385 00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:23,568 What the hell ? Is it Saturday ? 386 00:21:24,025 --> 00:21:25,936 No. Staff meeting. 387 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,650 How come you're not there ? 388 00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:28,681 Followings. 389 00:21:35,305 --> 00:21:36,283 THEFT 390 00:21:36,487 --> 00:21:39,456 Thieves Harm Everyone's Fun Times. 391 00:21:40,376 --> 00:21:41,757 Let's break it down, people. 392 00:21:42,656 --> 00:21:44,641 What do I mean when I say harm ? 393 00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:48,749 Harm who ? You ? Or the cutie in the next cubicle ? 394 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,813 The CEO ? The President ? 395 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,840 - Everyone chain to the lowest... - Someone stole my bike ! 396 00:21:56,977 --> 00:22:00,572 And everyone in here is a thief until proven otherwise including you. 397 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,163 Freak ! 398 00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:04,646 Oh ! Did I miss a joke ? 399 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,010 Let me tell you something. 400 00:22:10,052 --> 00:22:13,411 Stealing company property is no joke. 401 00:22:14,092 --> 00:22:16,468 People think "oh the company is sucking away my life, 402 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:17,803 I'll just take something back." 403 00:22:17,982 --> 00:22:18,928 Who is this guy ? 404 00:22:19,147 --> 00:22:21,597 Security expert because of all the supply theft. 405 00:22:21,653 --> 00:22:24,035 I didn't give you a promotion so you'd show up an hour late. 406 00:22:24,154 --> 00:22:26,409 I was trying to find my bike to get here. 407 00:22:26,563 --> 00:22:27,497 You ! 408 00:22:27,609 --> 00:22:28,566 What's your name ? 409 00:22:28,705 --> 00:22:29,675 Millie. 410 00:22:29,914 --> 00:22:31,354 You like your life here, Millie ? 411 00:22:31,585 --> 00:22:32,733 Not so much. 412 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:33,915 Tell him you're happy. 413 00:22:33,996 --> 00:22:34,945 I'm really happy. 414 00:22:34,977 --> 00:22:36,695 Good. Good... 415 00:22:37,116 --> 00:22:39,843 because you know what people do when they're unhappy, don't you ? 416 00:22:40,002 --> 00:22:41,684 They... get a cat ? 417 00:22:42,715 --> 00:22:43,599 Not you ! 418 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,541 Wrong ! 419 00:22:44,792 --> 00:22:45,935 They take staples 420 00:22:46,537 --> 00:22:48,854 or roller ball pens or... 421 00:22:49,446 --> 00:22:50,457 post-its ! 422 00:22:52,096 --> 00:22:54,670 People who don't like their life try to get even. 423 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:58,956 And that makes Happy Time an unhappy place. 424 00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:01,103 No matter how I tried to play the game, 425 00:23:01,204 --> 00:23:03,052 it wasn't coming out in my favor. 426 00:23:03,222 --> 00:23:06,603 Die, become reaper, see family sell house, 427 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:10,167 see bike get stolen, do not pass go. 428 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,215 RIPOF 429 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:24,159 Report Identify Prove Ostracize Fire. 430 00:23:24,407 --> 00:23:25,420 Ripof ? 431 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,205 You got a problem there, Millie ? 432 00:23:27,459 --> 00:23:30,116 You misspelled rip-off. Dropped an "f". 433 00:23:30,264 --> 00:23:31,168 Oh I see. 434 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,012 We have ourselves a smart-ass. 435 00:23:34,306 --> 00:23:36,108 Don't you mean "smart-as" ? 436 00:23:37,273 --> 00:23:38,285 Millie ! 437 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,464 Let me tell something there, Millie. 438 00:23:44,129 --> 00:23:46,419 I can't sing. I can't tap dance. 439 00:23:46,535 --> 00:23:47,917 I can't twirl a rifle. 440 00:23:48,591 --> 00:23:50,407 I have one talent, Millie. 441 00:23:51,101 --> 00:23:52,454 I fire troublemakers. 442 00:23:53,025 --> 00:23:56,527 I find troublemakers and I fire them. 443 00:23:57,072 --> 00:23:59,485 That's my talent, Millie. What's yours ? 444 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,209 You don't wanna find out. 445 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:05,643 Watch this one. I don't like her. 446 00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:09,341 R-I-P-O-F. 447 00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:10,718 Figure it out. 448 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:14,508 'less you catch the bull by the horns. 449 00:24:22,262 --> 00:24:25,564 Huh.. well... huh... there're muffins. 450 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,681 Do you feel lucky today ? 451 00:24:33,358 --> 00:24:34,697 Where is the pea ? 452 00:24:34,987 --> 00:24:36,784 Find the pea. 453 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,195 The pea is under this shell. 454 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,966 Just take the money. Take the money ! 455 00:24:51,317 --> 00:24:52,575 Go away ! 456 00:24:58,158 --> 00:24:59,589 How's that revenue stream running ? 457 00:25:00,346 --> 00:25:01,960 It's going really well actually, Rube. 458 00:25:02,039 --> 00:25:04,323 I've actually saved you something from the earnings. 459 00:25:04,457 --> 00:25:06,304 Hang on. Where is it ? Let me find it... 460 00:25:06,363 --> 00:25:07,360 It's there ! 461 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,223 New car ? 462 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:27,703 Yeah. It's a... it's a lease. 463 00:25:28,548 --> 00:25:30,052 Looks like a real chick magnet. 464 00:25:35,432 --> 00:25:36,415 Where's Reggie ? 465 00:25:36,798 --> 00:25:37,831 She's at school ! 466 00:25:38,239 --> 00:25:41,415 You know... place to keep the non-voters for 8 hours a day 467 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,325 keep them out of trouble ? 468 00:25:42,326 --> 00:25:43,280 Yeah. Yeah... 469 00:25:43,354 --> 00:25:46,153 I was just nervous about coming over here. 470 00:25:49,071 --> 00:25:50,050 So... 471 00:25:51,706 --> 00:25:52,625 Where do we start ? 472 00:25:52,979 --> 00:25:54,168 1983. 473 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:56,959 It was a joke. 474 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,228 I remember this. 475 00:26:04,587 --> 00:26:06,505 I stole this from that hotel in Maohi. 476 00:26:06,895 --> 00:26:08,533 We were both smoking on that trip. 477 00:26:08,758 --> 00:26:09,812 And drinking ! 478 00:26:11,815 --> 00:26:13,576 It was a good vacation. 479 00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:15,446 The best. 480 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:19,614 Well, since I stole it, I guess it's mine. 481 00:26:33,932 --> 00:26:36,118 That's right, I'm the thief. 482 00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:37,887 I'm the cat burglar. 483 00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:40,346 Don't you eyeball me ! 484 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:44,423 Oh yeah like anyone wants your fake Prada tote. 485 00:26:59,615 --> 00:27:02,885 Okay, death waits for no man. Gotta go ! Gotta go ! 486 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,243 Millie ! 487 00:27:09,536 --> 00:27:11,984 You're an hour late and you're going somewhere already ? 488 00:27:12,209 --> 00:27:15,663 God ! I've forced with 12-step excuse into the ground. 489 00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:17,715 Something else, please ! 490 00:27:19,288 --> 00:27:22,663 Dolores, I died a year ago and became a grim reaper 491 00:27:22,738 --> 00:27:25,044 and someone at the Woodside Mall is going to die in about 492 00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:27,196 20 minutes, probably violently. 493 00:27:27,274 --> 00:27:30,168 And I have to go take their soul before they bite it. 494 00:27:33,288 --> 00:27:35,505 Well, that's stiff for you. 495 00:27:35,594 --> 00:27:37,258 I appreciate your understanding. 496 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:44,094 That security guy really upset me ! 497 00:27:44,188 --> 00:27:47,379 That whole... bull with the horn thing... 498 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,792 whatever that was... I have no idea but 499 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,647 I'm on the edge here, Dolores, and I need to go to a meeting. 500 00:27:52,735 --> 00:27:53,733 Say no more. 501 00:27:53,969 --> 00:27:55,562 Grant me the serenity. 502 00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:56,618 Okay ! thank you. Later. 503 00:27:56,747 --> 00:28:01,860 "I'm going to a meeting"... I'd bore myself to death if I wasn't already dead. 504 00:28:06,911 --> 00:28:09,982 I'm telling you the kitchen guillotine is the last slicer you'll ever buy. 505 00:28:10,213 --> 00:28:11,967 You like peppers ? It slices peppers. 506 00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:15,438 Look at that ! Easy as pie ! Just right through the pepper like nothing. 507 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,049 Pop that on there. 508 00:28:19,853 --> 00:28:21,230 Grill some meat on this, baby. 509 00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:22,844 And you're doing what I like to call: 510 00:28:23,028 --> 00:28:24,912 the Boscacci Habachi tango. 511 00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:28,813 I'm Xavier Boscacci 512 00:28:28,953 --> 00:28:30,370 and that's fun in the kitchen ! 513 00:28:33,638 --> 00:28:35,180 Come on, people ! And that's... 514 00:28:35,569 --> 00:28:36,852 Fun in the kitchen. 515 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:40,638 Fucking mall gigs ! 516 00:28:42,136 --> 00:28:43,821 Okay, I need a volunteer, huh... 517 00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:45,419 How about you young lady ? 518 00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:46,652 No. 519 00:28:46,781 --> 00:28:49,129 Come on ! Let's give her a little encouragement. 520 00:28:54,222 --> 00:28:55,259 Excuse me. 521 00:28:59,665 --> 00:29:00,392 Look, kid. 522 00:29:00,393 --> 00:29:02,753 I gotta move four of these by the end of the hour or I'm a dead man. 523 00:29:02,852 --> 00:29:04,012 Right ? Just read the script. 524 00:29:12,174 --> 00:29:13,525 Do you like fresh fruit juice ? 525 00:29:16,228 --> 00:29:17,617 I love fresh fruit juice. 526 00:29:17,859 --> 00:29:18,935 Well, let me ask you this: 527 00:29:19,211 --> 00:29:20,223 Do you like the rind ? 528 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,557 I throw the rind away. 529 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,553 You throw the rind away ? 530 00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:29,639 My friend, if you're not trying the rind, 531 00:29:30,843 --> 00:29:32,871 you're not living ! 532 00:29:32,977 --> 00:29:34,467 Neither are you in 3 minutes. 533 00:29:36,829 --> 00:29:38,059 Oh ! Watch it, pal ! 534 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:41,971 Isn't fresh fruit juice expensive ? 535 00:29:42,836 --> 00:29:46,737 My friend, not only is the kitchen guillotine easy to use 536 00:29:47,155 --> 00:29:50,484 and easy to clean, 537 00:29:52,134 --> 00:29:54,436 it's only $19.99 ! 538 00:29:59,018 --> 00:30:02,737 And you too can have fresh mimosas forever. 539 00:30:07,782 --> 00:30:10,021 And that's fun in the kitchen ! 540 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,927 You got some juice on your coat. 541 00:30:12,558 --> 00:30:14,301 Actually that's you. 542 00:30:15,728 --> 00:30:16,498 Oh... 543 00:30:16,499 --> 00:30:17,975 You got guillotined. 544 00:30:19,510 --> 00:30:20,944 I knew that blade wasn't safe. 545 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,092 We're just trying to cut cost, you know. 546 00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:24,876 And the world gets even. 547 00:30:25,348 --> 00:30:27,457 And maybe even throws you a bone. 548 00:30:33,016 --> 00:30:36,632 So, is the rind really good for you ? 549 00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:38,380 I have no idea. 550 00:30:42,227 --> 00:30:43,417 That is not true, Joy. 551 00:30:44,067 --> 00:30:47,983 I'm sure of it. I bought that table when you were in grad school 552 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,425 Okay, whatever. 553 00:30:49,830 --> 00:30:50,796 Take it ! 554 00:30:51,095 --> 00:30:53,361 Don't tell me like you're giving me something out of charity. 555 00:30:53,446 --> 00:30:55,069 That was the agreement. I brought it in. 556 00:30:55,296 --> 00:30:56,375 Okay, fine. 557 00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:57,898 You know what I brought in ? 558 00:30:58,001 --> 00:30:58,919 Your necklace. 559 00:30:59,672 --> 00:31:00,643 My... 560 00:31:02,197 --> 00:31:03,730 Your mother gave this to me ! 561 00:31:03,825 --> 00:31:04,650 My mother... 562 00:31:04,651 --> 00:31:07,989 I think that falls squarely in the category of things that I brought into the marriage. 563 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:10,584 She's my mother. You should give the necklace back to me. 564 00:31:11,565 --> 00:31:12,742 Don't you get it ? 565 00:31:13,618 --> 00:31:15,311 I wanted to give this to... 566 00:31:17,186 --> 00:31:18,651 I want to give this to our daughter. 567 00:31:19,162 --> 00:31:21,347 Well, I can give it to her just as easily. 568 00:31:22,035 --> 00:31:23,258 You want it, Clancy ? 569 00:31:24,089 --> 00:31:25,868 You're gonna have to rip it off my neck ! 570 00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:31,261 - Hi sweaty ! - Hey Regg' ! 571 00:31:36,051 --> 00:31:37,322 How was school today, honey ? 572 00:31:43,711 --> 00:31:46,793 - Did I do one of these ? - Yeah, you did. Right, Joy ? 573 00:31:48,682 --> 00:31:49,822 Where is it ? 574 00:31:50,012 --> 00:31:53,359 I don't know, sweaty. It might have gone lost somewhere. 575 00:32:01,646 --> 00:32:03,391 I need a ride to my drums lesson... 576 00:32:03,626 --> 00:32:06,171 - Oh I'll take you ! - ...mum ! 577 00:32:09,868 --> 00:32:12,518 Listen, do you mind if I stay and go through some things ? 578 00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:13,805 I really do. 579 00:32:20,181 --> 00:32:22,146 Rube says the world wants balance... 580 00:32:22,576 --> 00:32:24,597 I say I'm ready to help the world get it. 581 00:32:26,541 --> 00:32:27,821 Why shouldn't I get mine ? 582 00:32:28,727 --> 00:32:31,301 Even if I didn't exactly pay for it. 583 00:32:35,848 --> 00:32:36,911 Who are you kidding ? 584 00:32:37,326 --> 00:32:38,616 You're not this lucky. 585 00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:42,711 That's cool ! 586 00:32:44,804 --> 00:32:46,520 Why should I play by the rules ? 587 00:32:46,871 --> 00:32:48,804 It's not like anyone was keeping score. 588 00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:57,010 And more important: 589 00:32:57,422 --> 00:32:59,298 it's not like anyone was watching. 590 00:33:26,257 --> 00:33:27,176 Hi there ! 591 00:33:28,079 --> 00:33:28,999 Just browsing. 592 00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:35,576 I've got Jesus Christ, Crystal, Twin Towers there. 593 00:33:37,499 --> 00:33:38,946 Tell me about the crosses. 594 00:33:39,543 --> 00:33:40,952 What would you like to know ? 595 00:33:41,168 --> 00:33:42,116 Are you a collector ? 596 00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:45,152 They just sort of have a habit of turning up. 597 00:33:45,969 --> 00:33:47,268 You wanna see something pretty ? 598 00:34:12,573 --> 00:34:15,450 See ? Now there is something really pretty ! 599 00:34:17,828 --> 00:34:20,517 The crosses... How much are they worth ? 600 00:34:21,463 --> 00:34:23,042 - Depends. - On ? 601 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:26,995 Carat, age, design. Are you buying ? 602 00:34:27,111 --> 00:34:28,843 No, just information gathering for now. 603 00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:30,554 But I really do fancy them. 604 00:34:31,671 --> 00:34:33,549 It's a nice piece you've got on you. 605 00:34:34,386 --> 00:34:35,356 Is it ? 606 00:34:35,822 --> 00:34:36,993 - May I ? - Yeah. 607 00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:48,897 Edwardian. 608 00:34:49,677 --> 00:34:51,100 Probably turn of the century. 609 00:34:53,028 --> 00:34:55,477 I'll give you a thousand bucks for it. 610 00:34:55,866 --> 00:34:56,744 Really ? 611 00:34:56,745 --> 00:35:00,051 I get a good turnover for these heirloom state pieces. 612 00:35:00,117 --> 00:35:01,130 I don't think so. 613 00:35:01,897 --> 00:35:03,017 Are you catholic ? 614 00:35:03,507 --> 00:35:05,651 A little bit. So are you Rusty ? 615 00:35:05,805 --> 00:35:07,346 Yeah, I'm a little out of practice but 616 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,452 you look like you know what you're doing. 617 00:35:09,966 --> 00:35:11,437 Not even a chuckle ? 618 00:35:11,949 --> 00:35:13,218 Is Rusty your real name ? 619 00:35:13,891 --> 00:35:16,279 No, I had red hair when I was a kid. 620 00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:18,360 - My real name is John. - John what ? 621 00:35:19,343 --> 00:35:20,334 John McCollum. 622 00:35:21,226 --> 00:35:23,614 1200. That's my final offer. 623 00:35:23,781 --> 00:35:24,764 No, thank you. 624 00:35:25,037 --> 00:35:27,061 I think I can get a better deal somewhere else. 625 00:35:36,604 --> 00:35:38,775 You have beautiful things, Rusty. 626 00:35:39,392 --> 00:35:40,713 Rusty and beautiful. 627 00:35:41,309 --> 00:35:42,345 Rusty and beautiful... 628 00:36:00,965 --> 00:36:01,872 Take the mirror. 629 00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:05,667 - Really ? - From one catholic to another. 630 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,903 You know, I actually have plenty of mirrors but I would love another cross. 631 00:36:11,231 --> 00:36:12,379 Help yourself. 632 00:36:15,244 --> 00:36:16,931 You're a sweet man, Rusty. 633 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,293 I'm sure there's a nice deal waiting out there for you. 634 00:36:30,698 --> 00:36:31,807 You don't eat the rind ? 635 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,924 The rind is the best part, darling. Look ! 636 00:36:42,690 --> 00:36:44,548 That's fun in the kitchen ! 637 00:36:45,155 --> 00:36:46,938 Alright, you know what ? You see, you... 638 00:36:47,098 --> 00:36:49,565 You are seriously beginning to creep me out so piss off. 639 00:36:50,035 --> 00:36:52,223 Go on, I mean it. Piss off. Go ! 640 00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:53,492 Go, go, go ! 641 00:36:54,330 --> 00:36:57,145 Anyway, you lovely people, come and get your kitchen guillotine. 642 00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:59,020 It slices, it dices. 643 00:36:59,052 --> 00:37:01,066 It'll cut your fucking hand off if you want it to. 644 00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:03,735 Only 10 bucks a pop. Lovely ! Thank you ! 645 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:06,054 Be the first on your block ! I'm good at this ! 646 00:37:06,278 --> 00:37:08,563 Lovely ! There's your kitchen guillotine, sir ! 647 00:37:13,918 --> 00:37:15,415 A day of firsts. 648 00:37:15,854 --> 00:37:18,850 First time you've pulled into this driveway since you died. 649 00:37:19,358 --> 00:37:21,717 First time you walk in without breaking in. 650 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,675 And maybe the last time you see the place. 651 00:37:24,818 --> 00:37:25,780 Hi ! 652 00:37:25,812 --> 00:37:27,685 - You must be Millie. - Hi. 653 00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:29,538 Nice to meet you. 654 00:37:30,203 --> 00:37:33,713 I have to say it's a real coup when a house on this block comes out for sale. 655 00:37:33,964 --> 00:37:36,408 Those people keep these gems in the family for years. 656 00:37:36,485 --> 00:37:37,866 It's a very special opportunity. 657 00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:40,107 And you're sure the family won't be here, right ? 658 00:37:40,238 --> 00:37:41,890 Oh no. No, of course not. 659 00:37:42,266 --> 00:37:43,465 No, I think it's kind of... 660 00:37:43,977 --> 00:37:44,892 I don't know... 661 00:37:44,893 --> 00:37:48,200 creepy having the family hovering around when you look at their things. 662 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,529 Creepy might be too strong a word. 663 00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:51,738 No, it's good. 664 00:37:52,563 --> 00:37:54,466 So, you are single ? 665 00:37:54,702 --> 00:37:55,658 Engaged. 666 00:37:55,912 --> 00:37:59,225 To a banker. He's at the bank making serious... bank. 667 00:38:00,049 --> 00:38:03,197 - Sure, then financing... - Is the least of our problems. 668 00:38:03,676 --> 00:38:08,200 Well, I think it's nice that the two of you are interested in a family home like this. 669 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,858 Preparing for the future. 670 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,557 What I was really doing, of course, was facing my past. 671 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:20,988 Now, what's special about the design of the interior of this home is the floor. 672 00:38:23,610 --> 00:38:26,567 - Why are they moving ? - Excuse me ? 673 00:38:27,735 --> 00:38:30,596 - Where is the family going ? - I wouldn't know that. 674 00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:34,045 Well, why are they leaving ? 675 00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:37,461 There's no problem with the house itself. I can assure you of that. 676 00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:40,709 No, this place has been perfectly maintained. 677 00:38:41,081 --> 00:38:42,002 The mother is... 678 00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:46,408 Well she's very particular. 679 00:38:50,401 --> 00:38:52,990 It just doesn't make any sense. 680 00:38:53,216 --> 00:38:54,176 Now... 681 00:38:55,171 --> 00:38:56,732 I shouldn't tell you this but 682 00:38:57,315 --> 00:38:58,616 they lost a child. 683 00:38:58,924 --> 00:39:00,908 It was very sad. Terrible accident. 684 00:39:01,293 --> 00:39:02,520 Not in the home of course. 685 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,555 But I think that was the beginning of it. 686 00:39:04,849 --> 00:39:05,953 The beginning of what ? 687 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,076 The end of the marriage. 688 00:39:08,421 --> 00:39:09,379 It's very common. 689 00:39:09,568 --> 00:39:11,944 Most marriages can't survive the death of a child. 690 00:39:12,579 --> 00:39:14,585 I do love those stores though. 691 00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:21,610 And just as I did as a child when faced with something I didn't wanna hear, 692 00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:24,212 I headed straight for my room. 693 00:39:24,725 --> 00:39:27,198 Can I show you one of the bedrooms in ? 694 00:39:28,245 --> 00:39:30,417 There's a tricky handle, you might wanna... 695 00:39:31,618 --> 00:39:32,621 hit it a bit. 696 00:39:33,468 --> 00:39:37,773 It's the silly real flaw on an otherwise mint-conditioned house. I assure you. 697 00:39:38,448 --> 00:39:40,927 I think I'd just like to get a feel for it up here. 698 00:39:41,576 --> 00:39:42,800 By myself. 699 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:46,034 Sure, I'll be downstairs. 700 00:39:48,114 --> 00:39:50,166 But it wasn't even my room anymore. 701 00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:52,762 My parents were getting a divorce. 702 00:39:53,444 --> 00:39:55,566 And I didn't even had a bed to cry on. 703 00:39:57,372 --> 00:39:59,241 What is it about the death of something 704 00:39:59,287 --> 00:40:01,911 that makes people just wanna put it in a box ? 705 00:40:06,453 --> 00:40:09,025 And finally there I was. 706 00:40:16,603 --> 00:40:18,264 But there was no place for me. 707 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,091 I just didn't fit. 708 00:40:27,061 --> 00:40:28,603 Did Millie ever come back ? 709 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:31,204 I wanted her to do this tonight. 710 00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:34,034 Just don't sing "We are the world" again. 711 00:40:34,195 --> 00:40:37,187 for one-apple martini in units 1983. 712 00:40:37,715 --> 00:40:40,857 Dolores ! You wanna come to the Karaoke Happy Hour with us ? 713 00:40:41,151 --> 00:40:43,248 I can't I've got responsibilities. 714 00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:45,504 Come on, Dolores ! Everyone's gonna be there ! 715 00:40:57,524 --> 00:40:59,113 Well, back to the salt mine. 716 00:41:09,996 --> 00:41:11,437 Rock star parking. 717 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,260 Lucky me. 718 00:41:32,726 --> 00:41:34,513 - What's that ? - A Mustang. 719 00:41:34,819 --> 00:41:37,248 Temps must be doing really well on this new economy. 720 00:41:38,825 --> 00:41:39,756 You steal it ? 721 00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:41,048 Not exactly. 722 00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,031 Did you buy it ? 723 00:41:43,937 --> 00:41:45,202 Not exactly. 724 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,963 How did you get it exactly ? 725 00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,450 I think I was supposed to get it. 726 00:41:49,752 --> 00:41:51,444 That whole balance thing. 727 00:41:55,383 --> 00:41:57,323 I had a really bad day, Rube. 728 00:42:01,715 --> 00:42:03,612 I think I was supposed to get it. 729 00:42:05,770 --> 00:42:06,755 Okay. 730 00:42:07,398 --> 00:42:09,100 I've seen this kid today, this morning, 731 00:42:09,596 --> 00:42:10,559 who was picked. 732 00:42:11,084 --> 00:42:12,118 19 years old. 733 00:42:13,187 --> 00:42:15,298 Stole $17, was killed running away. 734 00:42:15,751 --> 00:42:18,522 Not a bad guy, never stole anything in his life. 735 00:42:18,596 --> 00:42:19,533 Just hungry. 736 00:42:19,789 --> 00:42:22,310 He's 19. you were 18. 737 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,664 What else did it say about me ? 738 00:42:24,971 --> 00:42:27,533 On the list before you wrote my name on that post-it. 739 00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:33,188 It said that you did not have a driver's license. 740 00:42:35,778 --> 00:42:38,275 And you didn't get that car because someone stole your bike. 741 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:41,941 What happened today ? 742 00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:44,873 My parents are getting a divorce. 743 00:42:46,127 --> 00:42:48,152 Looking to blame someone for that ? 744 00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:49,512 I don't know. 745 00:42:51,396 --> 00:42:52,301 Sweetheart... 746 00:42:53,052 --> 00:42:53,988 My experience... 747 00:42:55,575 --> 00:42:57,440 Death of a child doesn't kill a marriage. 748 00:42:59,006 --> 00:43:01,252 Sometimes it gives it an overdue barrier but 749 00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:03,451 you can blame yourself if you want to. 750 00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:07,072 That young lady would be unfair. 751 00:43:10,869 --> 00:43:11,783 See you tomorrow ? 752 00:43:19,394 --> 00:43:20,355 Do me a favor. 753 00:43:20,746 --> 00:43:23,032 Bring my friend a bowl of chocolate ice cream. 754 00:43:43,096 --> 00:43:44,467 Tonight, somewhere else, 755 00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:46,880 maybe there's a different girl who's dodging a bullet 756 00:43:47,049 --> 00:43:49,452 or stepping out of the path of a speeding train. 757 00:43:49,558 --> 00:43:50,571 A girl who's lucky. 758 00:43:51,294 --> 00:43:52,204 I don't know... 759 00:43:57,287 --> 00:44:01,500 I figured that since I had a pretty harsh stretch of bad luck when I was 18, 760 00:44:01,944 --> 00:44:07,194 you know, the whole toilet seat falling from the sky and incinerating me kind of bad luck, 761 00:44:07,742 --> 00:44:12,547 I figured it would be reasonable to expect a change of fortune on the other side. 762 00:44:23,532 --> 00:44:25,499 Why shouldn't I get the books to balance ? 763 00:44:27,950 --> 00:44:29,917 Why shouldn't I make things add up ? 764 00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:43,388 I'm tired of playing by the rules. 765 00:44:44,002 --> 00:44:45,301 I wanna be bad. 766 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,027 I wanna have fun. 767 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:53,066 I want to keep stealing back pieces from where my life used to be. 768 00:44:55,835 --> 00:44:57,501 I'm just like everyone else. 769 00:44:58,975 --> 00:45:01,037 And I'm ready to even the score. 770 00:45:03,675 --> 00:45:09,037 Subtitles by Amariss and Travis www.forom.com