1 00:01:08,332 --> 00:01:09,771 Once upon a time, 2 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:13,887 there was a traveler on horseback who finds himself facing a swamp. 3 00:01:14,287 --> 00:01:17,457 And he doesn't know whether to go around or try to wade through. 4 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:21,906 The traveler asks a local boy: 5 00:01:22,055 --> 00:01:25,670 "Tell me, local boy. Does the swamp have a hard bottom ?" 6 00:01:26,227 --> 00:01:28,117 And the boy tells him that it does. 7 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:33,063 So the traveler guides his horse into the swamp 8 00:01:33,268 --> 00:01:37,247 and they begin to sink deeper and deeper into the muck. 9 00:01:38,092 --> 00:01:39,566 He shouts to the boy: 10 00:01:39,818 --> 00:01:41,741 "I thought you said it has a hard bottom !" 11 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:44,257 And the boy says: 12 00:01:44,379 --> 00:01:47,435 "It does, Mr. Traveler. You're just not there yet." 13 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,651 - Today ? - Today ! That's why I promoted you. 14 00:01:51,102 --> 00:01:52,858 And the sinking begins. 15 00:01:52,951 --> 00:01:56,308 I noticed that you haven't signed up for the annual Happy Time retreat. 16 00:01:56,694 --> 00:01:57,681 Right. 17 00:01:57,877 --> 00:02:00,739 The sign-up sheet is firmly taped to the microwave, Millie. 18 00:02:00,877 --> 00:02:01,844 Have you not seen it ? 19 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:05,013 No, I saw the sheet, it's just that... 20 00:02:08,604 --> 00:02:11,911 A night in the woods with these freaks scares me more than being dead. 21 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:15,674 We only retreat once a year. That's what makes it annual. 22 00:02:15,782 --> 00:02:16,960 Why retreat at all ? 23 00:02:17,943 --> 00:02:19,069 Who's attacking us ? 24 00:02:20,237 --> 00:02:21,384 Always the cute joke. 25 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,258 that's your defense mechanism. 26 00:02:23,478 --> 00:02:24,594 - What ? - Sarcasm. 27 00:02:24,748 --> 00:02:26,996 That's how you keep people at a safe distance. 28 00:02:27,354 --> 00:02:28,444 No, I don't. 29 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:29,370 You do. 30 00:02:29,371 --> 00:02:30,924 You use humor. 31 00:02:30,994 --> 00:02:35,548 For others, it's aggressive body piercings and facial tattoos. 32 00:02:37,530 --> 00:02:39,000 Thanks, Skitter. 33 00:02:40,255 --> 00:02:42,392 I'm not trying to distance anybody. 34 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:45,684 I mean look at your cubicle. It's as bare as a... 35 00:02:45,951 --> 00:02:47,405 pop star’s midriff. 36 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,847 I enjoy a clutter-free workspace. 37 00:02:50,201 --> 00:02:53,334 Not a single photo of a friend or family... 38 00:02:53,714 --> 00:02:54,808 Make me sad. 39 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:55,970 Hey guys ! 40 00:02:55,971 --> 00:02:56,809 Juice barn run. 41 00:02:56,810 --> 00:03:00,348 Oh Todd ! Count me in. I can't risk another low-blood sugar episode today. 42 00:03:00,672 --> 00:03:01,648 Are you in, Millie ? 43 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,625 Millie, Millie... 44 00:03:04,947 --> 00:03:06,724 Would it kill you to be part of the team ? 45 00:03:07,415 --> 00:03:10,324 It's just I've got so much work to do, Dolores. 46 00:03:10,421 --> 00:03:11,707 And it's half-day for me so... 47 00:03:11,808 --> 00:03:15,198 Well half-days are one thing but half-ass commitment to your coworkers 48 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,607 is quite another. 49 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:20,953 Now, if I don't go get that Raspberry Razzmatazz, 50 00:03:21,004 --> 00:03:22,765 I can't be held responsible for my actions. 51 00:03:23,017 --> 00:03:23,982 Really. 52 00:03:24,101 --> 00:03:25,096 Legally ! 53 00:03:37,399 --> 00:03:40,037 How could I tell Dolores that it was hard to play for her team 54 00:03:40,109 --> 00:03:42,525 when I had already been drafted by the other side ? 55 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:47,010 And with the new membership, we offer 2 personal training sets. 56 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,105 Can we take them with this one ? 57 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:50,481 Diego ? 58 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:52,324 Of course. 59 00:03:52,325 --> 00:03:53,835 I wander if he makes house calls. 60 00:03:53,994 --> 00:03:55,070 Use your español. 61 00:04:01,528 --> 00:04:04,636 Ladies, I'm Brazilian. I speak Portuguese. 62 00:04:05,254 --> 00:04:06,273 That doesn't make any sense. 63 00:04:06,678 --> 00:04:07,599 Pardon me ! 64 00:04:08,173 --> 00:04:09,115 Excuse me ! 65 00:04:12,372 --> 00:04:14,275 Say something in Portuguese for me. 66 00:04:14,358 --> 00:04:16,227 Did you go to the gym when you were alive ? 67 00:04:16,682 --> 00:04:18,009 I died in 1938. 68 00:04:18,086 --> 00:04:20,661 For exercise, we drank Slow Gins and smoked Lucky Strikes. 69 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,623 Hi ! Would you like to try a Rev'N UP bar ? 70 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,788 It's free, 15 grams of proteins, loads of fiber. 71 00:04:26,565 --> 00:04:27,552 No, thanks. 72 00:04:28,424 --> 00:04:29,862 What do you think of these guys ? 73 00:04:30,276 --> 00:04:31,828 - For what ? - Millie's family ! 74 00:04:33,646 --> 00:04:36,723 Well, they're very attractive and they look republican. 75 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,911 You think ? 76 00:04:38,122 --> 00:04:39,177 Yeah, isn't that what you are ? 77 00:04:39,283 --> 00:04:40,257 No ! 78 00:04:40,303 --> 00:04:42,213 I never voted but I'm not that ! 79 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:44,358 - What were you ? - I was an actress. 80 00:04:45,463 --> 00:04:47,246 Well, I like the way they look. 81 00:04:47,641 --> 00:04:49,396 Confident. Like winners. 82 00:04:54,373 --> 00:04:55,674 What kind of rackets are they holding ? 83 00:04:59,788 --> 00:05:00,703 Squash. 84 00:05:08,916 --> 00:05:10,016 What just happened ? 85 00:05:10,806 --> 00:05:11,963 He dropped the barbell. 86 00:05:12,878 --> 00:05:14,194 Nice going, Zoé ! 87 00:05:14,538 --> 00:05:16,810 You just had to add an extra pin to your map, didn't you ? 88 00:05:17,061 --> 00:05:18,414 Just had to have one more country. 89 00:05:18,665 --> 00:05:19,509 Oh really ? 90 00:05:19,510 --> 00:05:22,109 And that's not why you nailed that Mohammed guy last week ? 91 00:05:23,293 --> 00:05:24,230 Can we change ? 92 00:05:24,543 --> 00:05:25,638 It's something tailored ? 93 00:05:25,894 --> 00:05:27,614 I'm afraid it's casual death day. 94 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:33,237 Tell me when I do that, use humor to distance myself. 95 00:05:34,056 --> 00:05:35,776 You're doing it so say something nice. 96 00:05:37,731 --> 00:05:39,354 I'm sorry that you died. 97 00:05:41,106 --> 00:05:42,510 At least, you have each other. 98 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:44,250 At least, you're together. 99 00:05:47,604 --> 00:05:48,613 No, I don't get it. 100 00:05:49,018 --> 00:05:50,097 Millie's parents. 101 00:05:50,846 --> 00:05:53,154 Those people are supposed to be related to you ? 102 00:05:53,682 --> 00:05:55,811 Round robin tennis bullshit. 103 00:05:56,099 --> 00:05:59,202 They're related to Millie. Happy Time Millie. 104 00:06:01,169 --> 00:06:02,382 They look like drinkers. 105 00:06:02,616 --> 00:06:03,887 They look like Catholics. 106 00:06:04,138 --> 00:06:05,678 They look like they wouldn't like me. 107 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,371 What are you trying to say about my family ? 108 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:09,944 They know what I'm trying to say. 109 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,520 I don't think I care for the implication. 110 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:16,339 I just don't understand why you want that frosty tennis bitch to be your mom. 111 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,903 This is not her family. Why are we talking about them as if they are ? 112 00:06:18,996 --> 00:06:21,818 It's not just about tennis. That's all I'm saying. 113 00:06:21,904 --> 00:06:22,812 Well, they don't exist. 114 00:06:23,826 --> 00:06:25,126 And that's a squash racket. 115 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,620 - Do you play squash ? - No. 116 00:06:26,765 --> 00:06:27,942 I think I'd be good at it. 117 00:06:28,157 --> 00:06:29,663 - Really ? - No. 118 00:06:29,739 --> 00:06:31,864 Would you like to enlighten me as to the point of the picture ? 119 00:06:32,003 --> 00:06:34,132 Everybody else has pictures on their desks. 120 00:06:34,418 --> 00:06:35,909 At Happy Time. I don't. 121 00:06:36,058 --> 00:06:38,591 I just want Dolores off my case. She says I don't fit in. 122 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:40,037 Dolores is right. 123 00:06:40,645 --> 00:06:42,785 It's a little late in the game to start. 124 00:06:42,883 --> 00:06:43,851 I don't wanna fit in. 125 00:06:43,979 --> 00:06:45,314 I just don't wanna stand out. 126 00:06:45,669 --> 00:06:46,637 Okay, I'll buy that. 127 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:48,497 Here you go. 128 00:06:52,606 --> 00:06:56,175 I can't believe you guys fell for this Waffle Haus club crap. 129 00:06:56,287 --> 00:06:57,968 Six more punches and I get a free waffle. 130 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,210 - I only got eight more to go. - Seven ! 131 00:07:00,456 --> 00:07:01,613 And I hate waffles. 132 00:07:02,294 --> 00:07:03,630 Your next waffle is free. 133 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:05,903 I've been ravenous lately. 134 00:07:06,031 --> 00:07:08,699 It's the whole undead metabolism thing. I don't know. 135 00:07:09,284 --> 00:07:10,358 Are you sure you don't want a card ? 136 00:07:10,738 --> 00:07:13,098 Thank you, Kiffany but it's really not my thing. 137 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:18,652 Whatever everyone else was doing, I always went the other way. 138 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:20,297 I wasn't a joiner. 139 00:07:20,810 --> 00:07:22,873 Maybe that's just the way I was brought up. 140 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,799 Georgia. Georgia ! Shhh ! They'll hear you ! 141 00:07:38,014 --> 00:07:38,946 Sweaty... 142 00:07:40,107 --> 00:07:41,987 Why do we pretend not to be here ? 143 00:07:42,248 --> 00:07:45,177 Because we don't want them coming back and singing every night. 144 00:07:45,438 --> 00:07:47,168 They'll want us top join them. 145 00:07:47,394 --> 00:07:48,360 Okay. 146 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,341 Georgia, what are you doing ? Where are you going ? 147 00:07:50,482 --> 00:07:51,480 Georgia, get back here ! 148 00:07:51,578 --> 00:07:53,644 - Clancy ! - Georgia, get back here or... 149 00:07:53,957 --> 00:07:55,335 Or there'll be no Santa Claus for you. 150 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:56,774 You don't scare me. 151 00:08:04,367 --> 00:08:05,469 Shut up ! 152 00:08:06,876 --> 00:08:08,658 We want a silent night. 153 00:08:11,519 --> 00:08:13,236 No ! Stop it ! 154 00:08:14,823 --> 00:08:15,894 And never come back ! 155 00:08:21,552 --> 00:08:22,477 Coast is clear. 156 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,075 Good job, sweaty. 157 00:08:24,132 --> 00:08:25,111 Thanks. 158 00:08:27,881 --> 00:08:29,411 And it wasn't just caroling. 159 00:08:29,503 --> 00:08:32,566 Faced with any kind of activity, my parents went the other way. 160 00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:34,332 Ran the other way. 161 00:08:35,156 --> 00:08:36,647 We were a group of loners. 162 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:38,358 If they were options, 163 00:08:38,663 --> 00:08:40,450 chances are we'd opt out. 164 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,860 But being undead and unmotivated at the workplace, 165 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:47,342 I had a lot of time on my hands to think about the "what if" of life. 166 00:08:51,654 --> 00:08:53,614 Like what if I hadn't dropped out of college ? 167 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,602 Would I still have died ? 168 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,708 What if I had had a different family ? 169 00:08:57,957 --> 00:09:00,132 A family that didn't always opt out. 170 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,495 And God blesseth everyone ! 171 00:09:20,614 --> 00:09:21,547 Think fast ! 172 00:09:22,288 --> 00:09:24,423 I'm sorry about that. I caught you off-guard. 173 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,333 I'm Greg, the retreat facilitator. 174 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:28,637 I'm Millie, just Millie. 175 00:09:28,786 --> 00:09:30,733 I'm afraid, she's not with us. 176 00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:34,675 I don't really play games. I'm not really gamy. 177 00:09:35,079 --> 00:09:37,445 You know, everyone has something to contribute to the team. 178 00:09:38,115 --> 00:09:40,604 Don't you wanna be alone with nature and your fellow workers ? 179 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,417 Nop, can't. Bed-wetter. 180 00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:44,864 Oh... It's too bad. 181 00:09:45,387 --> 00:09:46,341 I'm kidding. 182 00:09:46,472 --> 00:09:49,062 But I'm really not going. Really. 183 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:52,498 You know, I'm sure that this one will fit. 184 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,610 I'm sure it's your size. Just... 185 00:09:54,286 --> 00:09:56,334 Not really a group hat person either. 186 00:09:57,808 --> 00:09:59,724 Well, you're not a lot of things, are you ? 187 00:10:00,507 --> 00:10:03,139 I'm not even alive so let's lose the attitude. 188 00:10:03,226 --> 00:10:05,995 Alright well, you know, you have fun holding down the fort. 189 00:10:10,056 --> 00:10:12,069 But I didn't wanna hold down the fort. 190 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:14,224 The fort is for losers. 191 00:10:14,817 --> 00:10:16,523 The fort's a pain in the ass. 192 00:10:19,144 --> 00:10:21,367 Reggie ! Dinner ! 193 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:22,694 I'm coming ! 194 00:10:23,441 --> 00:10:25,186 - Did you straighten you room ? - Yes ! 195 00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:28,054 - Did you put everything away ? - Yes ! 196 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,173 - Is it spotless ? - Spotless ! 197 00:10:38,822 --> 00:10:41,776 Reggie ! Why are you unfolding that napkin ? 198 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,033 Because I'm eating dinner ? 199 00:10:45,406 --> 00:10:46,501 This isn't for us. 200 00:10:46,616 --> 00:10:49,119 This is for the realtor and a couple she's bringing by tomorrow. 201 00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:50,921 You're making them dinner ? 202 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,749 I'm making it look like a dinner party. 203 00:10:53,368 --> 00:10:55,673 Buyers wanna see a place where they might entertain. 204 00:10:56,144 --> 00:10:57,441 We never entertain. 205 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,759 It's just for show. 206 00:11:00,123 --> 00:11:03,364 It's like a... It's like a serving suggestion. 207 00:11:05,468 --> 00:11:06,554 Where's our dinner ? 208 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,179 I got us Burger Round-Up ! 209 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:12,192 You and I get to do a picnic ! 210 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:19,619 This is bullshit ! 211 00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,202 Putting food on the floor doesn't make it a picnic. 212 00:11:21,602 --> 00:11:23,283 Please don't swear ! 213 00:11:25,504 --> 00:11:27,051 This is how homeless people eat ! 214 00:11:29,775 --> 00:11:34,557 Well, I'm gonna enjoy my Round-Up with cheese whether you join me or not. 215 00:11:34,843 --> 00:11:35,760 Not. 216 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:38,397 I'm going in my room. 217 00:11:38,969 --> 00:11:40,256 You're sleeping with me tonight. 218 00:11:40,348 --> 00:11:42,344 I already made your bed and I want it to stay that way. 219 00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:44,535 It's my room ! You snore ! 220 00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:49,237 I mean it, Reggie ! You'd better not be messing up that bed. 221 00:11:49,632 --> 00:11:50,568 I mean it ! 222 00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:56,219 Working double today ? 223 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,377 That's rough. 224 00:11:57,378 --> 00:11:58,766 I don't mind, keeps me out of trouble. 225 00:11:59,278 --> 00:12:01,183 - You want a piece of cherry pie, sweaty ? - Sure. 226 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,456 Well, you ever wait tables ? That's harder than digging a ditch, you should try. 227 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,787 You'd see what a real job is. It is a noble vocation. 228 00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:07,328 My dogs are barking. 229 00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:08,954 I have a real job. 230 00:12:08,955 --> 00:12:09,970 I have two real jobs. 231 00:12:10,537 --> 00:12:14,102 So... I think I'm gonna go on the Happy Time retreat tomorrow. 232 00:12:15,411 --> 00:12:16,402 Pie is nice. 233 00:12:16,892 --> 00:12:17,810 Did you hear me ? 234 00:12:17,854 --> 00:12:18,790 When I was you age, 235 00:12:19,263 --> 00:12:21,967 I used to treat the crust like it was just here to hold the good stuff in. 236 00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:24,204 I used to leave the whole back end of it on a plate. 237 00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:25,878 Because I got older, 238 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,434 I learnt to appreciate the crust. 239 00:12:29,392 --> 00:12:31,132 To stand on the outside looking in, 240 00:12:31,224 --> 00:12:34,040 it's not really the best way to lay low. 241 00:12:35,116 --> 00:12:37,495 The more I stay out of the group, the more they notice me... 242 00:12:38,193 --> 00:12:39,238 That's bad. 243 00:12:39,535 --> 00:12:41,890 You'll learn that the crust and pie have too different recipes. 244 00:12:42,075 --> 00:12:43,436 Ultimately they commingle but 245 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:47,225 they are very separate entities. 246 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,422 I'm saying I'm gonna go. 247 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:52,151 It's... the right thing to do, okay ? 248 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,861 Okay, you've decided. What do you need me for ? 249 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,697 I need the day off tomorrow. Can you cover for me ? 250 00:12:57,768 --> 00:12:59,812 You know, George, reaping is not like some waitresses trading their shifts. 251 00:13:00,384 --> 00:13:02,034 The noble vocation. 252 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,289 I don't need your smart mouth. 253 00:13:03,969 --> 00:13:05,822 - It's serious business. - Serious business. 254 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,105 I need to know where you are. 255 00:13:09,171 --> 00:13:11,311 You are like an E.R. doc. Do you understand that ? You're on call. 256 00:13:11,368 --> 00:13:13,027 You're on call 24/7. 257 00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:15,368 - 365 ! - I don't need you smart mouth ! 258 00:13:15,464 --> 00:13:16,454 Sorry. 259 00:13:17,641 --> 00:13:19,626 - I changed my mind. - I think that's wise. 260 00:13:19,927 --> 00:13:21,716 Not about the retreat. About the pie. 261 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,811 So I'll see you when I get back. 262 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,023 - You want it ? - Yeah, please. 263 00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:31,751 - More coffee ? - Please. 264 00:13:38,055 --> 00:13:39,032 What are you doing ? 265 00:13:41,546 --> 00:13:42,482 It's for the aroma. 266 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:44,819 Honey, this couple is ready to pay more than we'd even ask. 267 00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:46,144 So, let's put on a show here. 268 00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:48,150 What kind of show ? 269 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,068 A good one. 270 00:13:50,338 --> 00:13:53,133 So let's smile and be friendly, make them feel welcome. 271 00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:54,972 Why don't you just make the cookies ? 272 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,033 Reggie, get the door ! 273 00:14:14,328 --> 00:14:15,247 Hey ! 274 00:14:17,847 --> 00:14:19,151 Let me ask you something, Millie. 275 00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:22,580 Would you screw a Mustang Grill to 57 Chevy ? 276 00:14:22,852 --> 00:14:24,368 - Me ? No. - Exactly ! 277 00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:26,161 You don't mess with the classics. 278 00:14:26,247 --> 00:14:28,863 So when I say "get the fixings for Smores" 279 00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:32,064 you don't show up with Annie Hall chocolate bar. 280 00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:35,203 Smore is like a delicate eco-system. 281 00:14:35,465 --> 00:14:39,247 Graham cracker, marshmallow and the great American Hershey bar. 282 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,490 I'm sorry, I'm not a camper. 283 00:14:42,637 --> 00:14:45,520 Hey ! I'm really happy you decided to join us, Millie. 284 00:14:45,607 --> 00:14:48,715 You just... need to get your head in the game, huh ? 285 00:14:49,882 --> 00:14:50,823 Come on. 286 00:14:52,536 --> 00:14:54,669 Hey ! Back in the truck ! 287 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,055 Go on ! 288 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,198 Fucking mutt ! 289 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:00,932 Oh the great outdoors ! Brisk ! 290 00:15:01,948 --> 00:15:02,876 Feel that ? 291 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,607 That's the I.Q. falling ? 292 00:15:06,295 --> 00:15:09,166 Goddamn dog ! It'll just soon fuck a duck that hunt one ! 293 00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:12,760 I meant to say "go team" ! Hershey bars or bust ! 294 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,382 Although I don't care for the cruelty to animals. 295 00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:16,645 They're hunters. 296 00:15:19,432 --> 00:15:20,405 Hershey bars ? 297 00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:29,785 Nice 12 gage ! Daddy had one of those. 298 00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:30,803 Excuse me ! 299 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,755 Full choke. 300 00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:34,829 - Is it duck hunting season already ? - Yeah, whatever. 301 00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:36,662 Weight loss drinks. 302 00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:47,010 Most hunters are morning people. 303 00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:49,499 They have Hershey bars. 304 00:15:49,646 --> 00:15:52,346 That's what I like to hear, Millie. Let's load 'em up ! 305 00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:55,970 Hi Linda ! 306 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,060 - Oh great boots ! - Thank you. 307 00:15:58,299 --> 00:16:00,470 Joy, these are the Cawps, Andy and Stephanie. 308 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:01,636 - Hi. - Hi. 309 00:16:01,816 --> 00:16:02,733 This is Reggie. 310 00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:05,113 Hello. 311 00:16:05,992 --> 00:16:06,923 Great place. 312 00:16:07,603 --> 00:16:09,212 - Are you baking ? - I am. 313 00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:12,556 The Cawps are very interested in this property. 314 00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:15,157 As you can see, they're in need of a little more space. 315 00:16:16,995 --> 00:16:18,085 Ever since she got... 316 00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:19,599 I mean since we got... 317 00:16:20,056 --> 00:16:20,968 you know... 318 00:16:21,525 --> 00:16:23,230 I never know exactly how to say it. 319 00:16:23,456 --> 00:16:25,054 Say "since I impregnated her". 320 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,437 Take full responsibility. 321 00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:27,983 Unless of course it's not yours. 322 00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:35,474 Just look at the period treasures that they have preserved. 323 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:38,822 All of the crown moldings, the original hardware. 324 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,313 Nice. 325 00:16:40,435 --> 00:16:43,154 Modern amenities as well. These are all dual pane windows. 326 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:44,834 I insisted on those for safety. 327 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,936 I was pregnant with my daughter when we bought the house. 328 00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:50,685 And I'm guessing that's you ? 329 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:51,819 Guess again. 330 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,819 That was her sister. 331 00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,759 - George. - George ? 332 00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:57,314 Georgia. 333 00:16:58,346 --> 00:16:59,384 Pretty name. 334 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,001 This really is the perfect home for a growing family. 335 00:17:03,491 --> 00:17:05,884 Reggie, why don't you show the Cawps your room ? 336 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:07,966 - Do I get a commission ? - Reggie ! 337 00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:11,009 I'd love it if you'd take us to see your room, Reggie. 338 00:17:15,623 --> 00:17:16,581 Okay. 339 00:17:20,285 --> 00:17:21,686 Very interested. 340 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,764 You. 341 00:17:28,235 --> 00:17:29,272 You. 342 00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:34,430 Route 9 and Gentilly Boulevard. 343 00:17:34,685 --> 00:17:36,816 Slippery pits. Biker hot spot. 344 00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:38,716 If you need an escort, let me know. 345 00:17:38,827 --> 00:17:40,722 You're very sweat but I can handle myself. 346 00:17:41,224 --> 00:17:43,513 Well, they're bikers not vampires, Daisy. 347 00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:46,595 Don't let the blond looks deceive you, I'm a very powerful woman. 348 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:47,738 Good for you. 349 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,920 I'm gonna have to take a little time off today. 350 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,923 And by little, I mean I will be back tomorrow and I trust you'll be fine without me. 351 00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:56,350 And by that, I mean try not to fuck up. 352 00:17:56,473 --> 00:17:58,090 By fuck up, of course, I mean Mason. 353 00:17:58,434 --> 00:17:59,529 Your servant ! 354 00:18:01,174 --> 00:18:03,681 Well... I have order to restore. 355 00:18:03,932 --> 00:18:05,152 Your servant ! 356 00:18:05,274 --> 00:18:07,461 First time cute, second time you have to buy me some beer. 357 00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:11,383 Rube, why do you assume I'm gonna fuck up ? 358 00:18:11,455 --> 00:18:12,361 'Cause you're a fuck up ! 359 00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:43,221 This, of course, is the perfect children's room. 360 00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:53,651 Plenty of space for more beds if more kids are in God's plan. 361 00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:55,413 I don't see how God's involved. 362 00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:01,824 I'll be right back. 363 00:19:02,238 --> 00:19:03,237 Yes ? 364 00:19:04,312 --> 00:19:07,680 The only mold in that house is between her ears. 365 00:19:10,011 --> 00:19:11,341 Grimm's anthology. 366 00:19:13,928 --> 00:19:15,285 I used to be a teacher, you know. 367 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,260 I was supposed to put that away. 368 00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:18,367 That's okay. 369 00:19:18,479 --> 00:19:19,718 Such a lightful room. 370 00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:21,935 Where's your sister's bedroom ? 371 00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,791 My mom turned it into an exercise room. 372 00:19:26,195 --> 00:19:28,116 Oh... Where's your sister living now ? 373 00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:30,779 I don't know exactly. 374 00:19:31,092 --> 00:19:32,058 Is she in college ? 375 00:19:32,996 --> 00:19:34,051 She's dead. 376 00:19:35,945 --> 00:19:37,916 Oh I'm so sorry. 377 00:19:38,326 --> 00:19:41,214 It's okay, she's not like completely gone. 378 00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:44,444 - Because ? - She comes back. 379 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,352 - She comes back ? - A lot. 380 00:19:54,623 --> 00:19:55,751 That wasn't her. 381 00:20:02,515 --> 00:20:03,485 Okay, everybody... 382 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,212 If you could be an animal, any animal, 383 00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:08,515 what animal would you choose to be ? 384 00:20:09,949 --> 00:20:12,160 Dolores ! Would you like to go first ? 385 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,137 I'd like to go last if you wouldn't mind. 386 00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:15,448 Okay, I think that'd be appropriate. 387 00:20:15,852 --> 00:20:16,881 Thanks, Greg. 388 00:20:17,061 --> 00:20:18,120 Millie, how about you ? 389 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:22,750 I think I'll go right before Dolores. 390 00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:25,632 Do you think that's appropriate ? 391 00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:26,928 Who gives a shit ? 392 00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:28,347 I really do, Greg. 393 00:20:29,692 --> 00:20:30,681 Can I start ? 394 00:20:32,212 --> 00:20:34,097 Sure, Todd. Yeah, that'd be great. 395 00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:36,584 If I were an animal, 396 00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:38,740 I think I would be a crab. 397 00:20:39,513 --> 00:20:41,388 - Not an animal ! - Millie ! 398 00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:43,129 It's not, it's a crustacean. 399 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,100 What ? At least, I'm listening. 400 00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:51,342 I'm sorry. A crab is an animal. 401 00:20:51,429 --> 00:20:55,821 It's a big furry warm-blooded beast that sleeps in cocktail sauce. 402 00:20:56,062 --> 00:21:00,645 Look, Millie. This is an exercise about revealing yourself to your coworkers. 403 00:21:01,412 --> 00:21:04,018 And we all find things to hide behind at the office. 404 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:07,936 Our cubicles, our telephones, our deadlines,... 405 00:21:08,023 --> 00:21:09,313 Our sarcasm. 406 00:21:09,432 --> 00:21:13,486 You know, we all find ways not to get to know the people that we rely on the most. 407 00:21:14,014 --> 00:21:16,537 Okay ? And out here in the wild, there's no place to hide. 408 00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:21,762 Okay ? So I think that we should all try to get to know Todd the crab. 409 00:21:23,631 --> 00:21:25,423 I bet Todd has crabs. 410 00:21:26,345 --> 00:21:27,271 Todd, please. 411 00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:32,099 I always feel as if I'm moving sideways. 412 00:21:32,811 --> 00:21:34,444 Motherfucking real fucked ! 413 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,699 Viciously fucked ! 414 00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,226 Bullocking bastard hell ! 415 00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:38,751 I'm officiously fucked. 416 00:21:38,822 --> 00:21:39,754 Why not you, darling ? 417 00:21:39,784 --> 00:21:41,786 Unless, of course, you're interested in which case you could... 418 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,893 No ? Well, piss off ! 419 00:21:42,949 --> 00:21:44,520 Fuck off! Oh Jesus Christ ! 420 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,148 Oh bullocks ! 421 00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:47,170 Kiffany ! Kiffany ! 422 00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:48,770 Kiffany ! Kiffany ! 423 00:21:49,995 --> 00:21:51,849 Listen. Have you found a little post-it ? 424 00:21:51,926 --> 00:21:53,881 You know, yellow, the writing on. 425 00:21:53,999 --> 00:21:55,770 Like the kind you people always play with ? 426 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,030 - Yes, exactly ! - No. 427 00:21:57,302 --> 00:21:58,694 Is this one particularly important ? 428 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,169 Bullock ! You don't know. 429 00:22:00,731 --> 00:22:02,196 Jesus Christ ! I'm fucked ! 430 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:03,605 Move ! 431 00:22:03,964 --> 00:22:05,249 Shit ! Bullocks ! 432 00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:06,482 Fucking bullocks ! 433 00:22:06,984 --> 00:22:08,920 Okay, that's it. I'm fucking fucked. 434 00:22:08,990 --> 00:22:11,024 I'm bullockly viciously fucked. 435 00:22:11,243 --> 00:22:12,595 Royally fucked I am. 436 00:22:18,535 --> 00:22:19,913 Wow ! That is so interesting. 437 00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:21,566 I just assumed all those stories about 438 00:22:21,766 --> 00:22:23,886 degrading initiation rituals were true. 439 00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:26,364 No one has to kill anyone to get in the Bold Eagles. 440 00:22:26,585 --> 00:22:28,728 We figured the right members come up at the right time. 441 00:22:28,808 --> 00:22:31,815 Trish became one after someone had read a poem he wrote in the biker mag. 442 00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:34,727 Open verse for the open road. 443 00:22:40,598 --> 00:22:42,314 I do love a real man of letters. 444 00:22:42,872 --> 00:22:44,567 So why are you guys called the Bold Eagles ? 445 00:22:44,813 --> 00:22:46,840 We don't wear helmets. Fucks with our hair. 446 00:22:47,758 --> 00:22:50,654 I just think a man should choose how close to death he wants to live. 447 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,339 Closer than you think, Tidy. 448 00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:00,000 Daisy ! Daisy ! I need your help now ! 449 00:23:01,702 --> 00:23:02,918 You want to... 450 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,115 You want to take your hands off the lady ? 451 00:23:10,435 --> 00:23:11,602 I'm in trouble ! 452 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,810 This is Mason. He's okay but he's just not very well brought up is all. 453 00:23:14,909 --> 00:23:15,939 No, I'm not. 454 00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:18,197 The only thing we hate more than bad manners is 455 00:23:18,278 --> 00:23:19,738 a goddamned fascist helmet law. 456 00:23:20,235 --> 00:23:21,182 Bare heads 'till we're dead ! 457 00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:22,381 'Till we're dead ! 458 00:23:25,105 --> 00:23:26,353 Better dead than not ! 459 00:23:32,556 --> 00:23:33,681 I lost my post-it. 460 00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:36,247 Have a nice ride, fellows. Gotta go ! 461 00:23:39,492 --> 00:23:42,529 - Some loyal group of people. - So dangerous. 462 00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:49,358 Tidy ! 463 00:23:53,461 --> 00:23:55,488 Motorcycles, they're dangerous. 464 00:23:58,055 --> 00:23:59,738 Well, a helmet wouldn't have helped. 465 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,182 Tidy made a big mess. 466 00:24:06,323 --> 00:24:09,641 And I moved here from Albany when she broke off the engagement. 467 00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:14,526 3000 miles down the road and I still can't get her out of my mind ! 468 00:24:14,905 --> 00:24:18,622 No. We were never engaged ! Frank... 469 00:24:18,719 --> 00:24:19,639 We were totally engaged. 470 00:24:19,887 --> 00:24:21,710 - I gave you my mother's ring ! - So ? 471 00:24:22,273 --> 00:24:23,671 Okay, huh... Frank ! Frank ! Frank ! Frank ! 472 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:24,839 Sally... 473 00:24:25,165 --> 00:24:26,162 Please ! 474 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:28,799 Right, right. 475 00:24:30,698 --> 00:24:33,507 Anyways, that's why I feel like a leopard. 476 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,376 Because you're stalking her ? 477 00:24:36,205 --> 00:24:38,217 Because I can't change my spots ! 478 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,463 Okay, Millie. I think it's your turn. 479 00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:43,015 I... No. 480 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:44,546 I'm... I just... 481 00:24:44,658 --> 00:24:45,938 I... I don't really... 482 00:24:50,169 --> 00:24:52,118 I'm not an animal. 483 00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,090 This was starting to feel familiar. 484 00:25:01,305 --> 00:25:03,010 Staying on the side lines, 485 00:25:03,297 --> 00:25:07,239 criticizing, clinging to the fringes instead of jumping into the fray. 486 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,173 It was like watching the escalator run. 487 00:25:10,434 --> 00:25:11,678 When would I step on ? 488 00:25:12,195 --> 00:25:15,273 Okay, Dolores, well, I guess that... just leaves you ! 489 00:25:15,509 --> 00:25:16,459 Bring us home ! 490 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:19,596 - Well... I always thought... - I'm a cat. 491 00:25:21,884 --> 00:25:24,397 I mean... not like a house cat, 492 00:25:24,798 --> 00:25:26,097 not like Marie, Dolores. 493 00:25:27,142 --> 00:25:28,135 I'm a stray. 494 00:25:30,593 --> 00:25:32,339 Wanders the streets alone. 495 00:25:33,425 --> 00:25:35,497 Kinda distant and mean. 496 00:25:39,563 --> 00:25:42,917 Not a cat you'd wanna pet or bring home to your kids. 497 00:25:43,655 --> 00:25:46,210 You just don't know where those claws are, you know. 498 00:25:50,838 --> 00:25:52,139 And I'm a black cat. 499 00:25:54,499 --> 00:25:59,170 And I have many, many lives. 500 00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:05,744 And now you know who I am. 501 00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:12,512 You think Rube would have a better lock. 502 00:26:20,241 --> 00:26:21,227 Wow ! 503 00:26:23,173 --> 00:26:24,418 Color me impressed ! 504 00:26:28,448 --> 00:26:30,910 He writes the information on our post-its. 505 00:26:30,987 --> 00:26:33,332 He has to copy it down from somewhere, right ? 506 00:26:33,501 --> 00:26:34,438 Yeah, but where ? 507 00:26:35,565 --> 00:26:38,416 I check the liquor cabinet, you check everywhere else. 508 00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:40,406 Mason, no, this is a covert operation. 509 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:43,255 We need to thread gently and cover our tracks. 510 00:26:47,029 --> 00:26:49,288 Old fossil head Rube ! Always have the best booze. 511 00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:53,537 They've been drinking long enough not to mess around with the cheap shit. 512 00:26:54,034 --> 00:26:54,941 How is that helping ? 513 00:26:57,690 --> 00:26:59,764 Takes off the edge. I'm on edges right now, alright ? 514 00:26:59,866 --> 00:27:01,982 Mason, if he finds out, we've been rummaging around in here... 515 00:27:02,062 --> 00:27:02,983 Put that down ! 516 00:27:03,696 --> 00:27:04,652 Put it down ! 517 00:27:05,529 --> 00:27:07,178 Put that down ! 518 00:27:09,927 --> 00:27:12,528 - Okay. - This was your idea, Daisy. 519 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:23,768 I once had to hide for hours in one half this size 520 00:27:23,824 --> 00:27:27,982 from a shrew of Mrs. Tyron Powers who was supposed to be in Palm Springs. 521 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,560 I was forced to urinate in a eyeball glass. 522 00:27:32,299 --> 00:27:34,055 What is it with you and them married ones ? 523 00:27:34,749 --> 00:27:36,374 Forbidden food. 524 00:27:36,461 --> 00:27:38,750 That was then. And I don't know why you're treating this like happy hour. 525 00:27:42,711 --> 00:27:43,624 Holy shit ! 526 00:27:45,085 --> 00:27:47,567 So... So many of them ! 527 00:27:48,075 --> 00:27:49,492 So much more of them ! 528 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,008 Poor me a drink, will you ? 529 00:27:54,905 --> 00:27:57,029 Just one and only to warm me up. 530 00:27:57,194 --> 00:27:58,136 Yeah, we'll loophole. 531 00:27:58,494 --> 00:27:59,857 Synapses up a bit. 532 00:27:59,953 --> 00:28:02,893 Make our minds a little more... nimble. 533 00:28:09,871 --> 00:28:11,141 We'll keep looking for your post-it. 534 00:28:11,229 --> 00:28:12,554 We'll keep looking ! Yeah ! 535 00:28:37,156 --> 00:28:39,247 - Why are you spying on me ? - I'm not. 536 00:28:39,789 --> 00:28:43,051 - I wasn't saying anything. - I didn't say that you were. 537 00:28:43,230 --> 00:28:45,402 Why are you here then ? Why just show up all of a sudden ? 538 00:28:46,098 --> 00:28:47,020 Well... 539 00:28:47,516 --> 00:28:49,999 What has been your experience as to why I show up all of a sudden ? 540 00:28:51,275 --> 00:28:52,590 Oh no ! 541 00:28:54,506 --> 00:28:58,269 You know, you do have actual responsibilities in this world. 542 00:28:59,461 --> 00:29:02,565 I know you ! You're Millie's sponsor ! 543 00:29:02,734 --> 00:29:04,121 So devoted ! 544 00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:07,316 - It's Dolores, right ? - Right ! 545 00:29:07,506 --> 00:29:09,406 - And you're, Rube ? - I am. 546 00:29:09,712 --> 00:29:12,457 Is that a first name or a last name ? 547 00:29:12,734 --> 00:29:13,707 Just Rube. 548 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,757 Like Cher. 549 00:29:15,535 --> 00:29:16,441 Like Houdini. 550 00:29:17,004 --> 00:29:18,381 Love Houdini ! 551 00:29:18,647 --> 00:29:20,532 Wouldn't it have been fun to have seen him ? 552 00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:25,676 Seen him ? Rube probably reaped him. 553 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:28,693 What brings you out here, Rube ? 554 00:29:28,971 --> 00:29:30,148 Well, Dolores, 555 00:29:32,139 --> 00:29:33,968 as much as I'd like to get into that with you, 556 00:29:35,719 --> 00:29:37,465 one of the "A" of A.A. stands for... 557 00:29:37,593 --> 00:29:40,434 You don't... wanna drink, do you Millie ? 558 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,678 Actually, I was referring to the other "A". 559 00:29:44,091 --> 00:29:45,528 Oh... Of course ! 560 00:29:47,479 --> 00:29:50,623 Dolores, I think I need to go for a walk and get some fresh air. 561 00:29:50,854 --> 00:29:52,779 You're on the woods, you're surrounded by fresh air. 562 00:29:53,850 --> 00:29:56,288 I just... wanna go for a walk. 563 00:29:56,938 --> 00:30:03,205 I need to... commune with the spirits of... the North West. 564 00:30:03,609 --> 00:30:05,128 You really are a cat, aren't you ? 565 00:30:05,585 --> 00:30:07,286 Alone and mysterious. 566 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:10,415 Make sure you make it back for ghost stories and Smores. 567 00:30:10,823 --> 00:30:11,833 I'll try. 568 00:30:14,572 --> 00:30:17,240 You don't happen to know any ghost stories, do you ? 569 00:30:17,937 --> 00:30:19,712 I heard a couple in my days. 570 00:30:20,213 --> 00:30:22,611 And just as I was comfortable in the circle, 571 00:30:23,066 --> 00:30:24,700 death held me away. 572 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:27,766 You put you left arm in, 573 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,523 you put you left arm out, 574 00:30:29,589 --> 00:30:33,460 you put you left arm in and you shake it all about ! 575 00:30:33,528 --> 00:30:37,372 You do the hockey dockey and you turn all around. 576 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,388 That's what it's all about ! 577 00:30:49,539 --> 00:30:50,655 I look like a flaffer. 578 00:30:50,967 --> 00:30:52,646 You should have seen me do the Charleston. 579 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,531 You are lovely ! 580 00:31:00,044 --> 00:31:03,604 Opera, opera, jazz... 581 00:31:03,849 --> 00:31:06,133 Boring, boring, snory ! 582 00:31:06,963 --> 00:31:08,130 I am drunk. 583 00:31:09,231 --> 00:31:10,890 I hate being drunk ! 584 00:31:11,422 --> 00:31:12,502 Funny I don't mind it. 585 00:31:13,645 --> 00:31:14,608 Ever. 586 00:31:17,532 --> 00:31:20,464 My goodness ! You think you know a man... 587 00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:22,564 Barry Manilow ! 588 00:31:24,945 --> 00:31:25,989 Play me something swinging. 589 00:31:27,490 --> 00:31:28,897 I wanna dance and forget all this... 590 00:31:30,164 --> 00:31:31,072 this stuff. 591 00:31:31,509 --> 00:31:32,723 Oh yeah because you know what ? 592 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:36,635 Somebody is gonna die alone today, aren't they ? 593 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:41,591 What was on your post-it, Mason ? 594 00:31:47,721 --> 00:31:50,578 Now, can I show you the outside storage ? 595 00:31:50,747 --> 00:31:51,874 I'd love to see that. Honey ? 596 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:54,668 In a second. I just wanna get a feel for the house one more time. 597 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,497 So, Reggie. What were you watching ? 598 00:32:21,304 --> 00:32:22,250 Nothing. 599 00:32:24,285 --> 00:32:26,886 What did you mean when you said your sister comes back ? 600 00:32:28,191 --> 00:32:29,559 She visits us. 601 00:32:29,758 --> 00:32:31,336 And you talk to her ? 602 00:32:32,026 --> 00:32:33,584 Not like face to face. 603 00:32:34,173 --> 00:32:36,963 So she checks up on you, sees if you're okay... 604 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:39,691 I guess. 605 00:32:44,705 --> 00:32:45,617 Are you ? 606 00:32:52,398 --> 00:32:55,038 I don't think you should move here. 607 00:33:01,099 --> 00:33:02,539 Where was her favorite spot in the house ? 608 00:33:05,134 --> 00:33:06,527 Her room, I think. 609 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:09,953 She didn't really tell me things. 610 00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:14,811 I think we should go back to the Waffle Haus. 611 00:33:14,879 --> 00:33:17,597 If you miss a reap, a wrath will be visited upon you 612 00:33:17,598 --> 00:33:20,726 as such will have you writhing in testicles shriveling horror. 613 00:33:20,818 --> 00:33:21,955 That was Rube. 614 00:33:22,026 --> 00:33:24,628 - Why do you drink so much ? - You are so lovely. I love you. 615 00:33:24,751 --> 00:33:27,070 You're so perfect and your skin is so beautiful. 616 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:28,965 True but not what I asked. 617 00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:30,058 It's all the... 618 00:33:31,069 --> 00:33:33,522 the people's imperfections that make them so beautiful. 619 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,811 Like the black velvet that shows off a little diamond. 620 00:33:38,713 --> 00:33:42,762 Those three freckles that show off you alabaster skin. 621 00:33:43,035 --> 00:33:44,391 Cut the bullshit, Mason. 622 00:33:44,473 --> 00:33:45,406 What, Daisy ? 623 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,175 Really. 624 00:33:48,176 --> 00:33:52,031 What in the whole goddamned scheme of things is one more unhappy soul ? 625 00:33:53,547 --> 00:33:55,334 I just cannot get it any more. 626 00:33:58,354 --> 00:34:00,315 I cannot get it any more. 627 00:34:07,607 --> 00:34:09,379 You saw the post-it before you lost it. 628 00:34:09,793 --> 00:34:10,757 No. 629 00:34:13,281 --> 00:34:14,187 Yes, you did. 630 00:34:14,581 --> 00:34:17,054 You always look at it when you get it. 631 00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:18,057 Even for just a second. 632 00:34:18,252 --> 00:34:19,246 No, I don't. 633 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:21,148 Do I ? 634 00:34:21,355 --> 00:34:22,337 I watch you. 635 00:34:24,418 --> 00:34:26,813 You never just put it in you pocket. 636 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:28,139 You watch me ? 637 00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:30,465 You always look at it because you're curious. 638 00:34:30,798 --> 00:34:31,960 You wanna know. 639 00:34:33,562 --> 00:34:34,715 What do I wanna know ? 640 00:34:35,779 --> 00:34:37,044 Their name. 641 00:34:38,908 --> 00:34:41,452 Where they're gonna die. You're curious. 642 00:34:41,867 --> 00:34:43,250 - You always look at it. - Yeah. 643 00:34:45,027 --> 00:34:47,945 Yeah. Sometimes I do look at it. 644 00:34:50,073 --> 00:34:51,709 And you looked at this one too. 645 00:34:53,511 --> 00:34:55,323 And this person won't die alone. 646 00:35:09,515 --> 00:35:10,971 This is a ghost story 647 00:35:12,056 --> 00:35:13,997 and it's a love story. 648 00:35:15,604 --> 00:35:19,019 It's about a man who loved a woman. 649 00:35:20,346 --> 00:35:24,990 A man who thought the flame of their love could never diminish. 650 00:35:29,872 --> 00:35:30,868 But it did. 651 00:35:32,061 --> 00:35:33,618 What had once been a dance 652 00:35:34,295 --> 00:35:38,251 had become a battle. 653 00:35:39,809 --> 00:35:41,242 They fought, fought. 654 00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:45,456 In the dead of the night, 655 00:35:47,458 --> 00:35:51,918 after angry words were spoken, 656 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:58,176 he left their bed and saddled his horse. 657 00:36:01,514 --> 00:36:02,661 She said to him: 658 00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:05,805 "If you don't come back in 3 days, 659 00:36:07,489 --> 00:36:09,020 then you can never come back. 660 00:36:09,553 --> 00:36:10,617 Mark my words. 661 00:36:13,165 --> 00:36:14,284 I'll be gone." 662 00:36:15,446 --> 00:36:16,486 Where would she go ? 663 00:36:16,838 --> 00:36:18,835 To live with an old boyfriend from high school ! 664 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,621 I think you two are a little ahead of the story. 665 00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:24,907 Am I gonna be interrupted again ? 666 00:36:27,423 --> 00:36:29,794 Any other questions, thoughts ? 667 00:36:32,922 --> 00:36:34,831 Then I will continue. 668 00:36:37,054 --> 00:36:38,184 Still angry. 669 00:36:40,488 --> 00:36:42,460 Still angry, the man rode away. 670 00:36:44,534 --> 00:36:46,097 And he enjoyed the solitude. 671 00:36:47,284 --> 00:36:49,767 The noise of their argument was replaced by the 672 00:36:50,925 --> 00:36:52,875 soothing sound of the forest. 673 00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:06,476 But after just 2 days in the forest, 674 00:37:10,013 --> 00:37:11,585 he was filled with regret. 675 00:37:14,821 --> 00:37:16,817 He wanted to return to the woman he loved. 676 00:37:17,996 --> 00:37:20,474 And he wanted to return to he life he missed. 677 00:37:21,841 --> 00:37:23,843 So he found a shortcut through the woods 678 00:37:24,088 --> 00:37:25,060 and he took it. 679 00:37:25,998 --> 00:37:29,900 He was desperate, desperate to get back to the woman he loves before it was too late. 680 00:37:30,843 --> 00:37:32,696 Her threat surrounding his head... 681 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:35,542 Would she wait for him or would she be true to her words ? 682 00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:36,967 Would she be gone ? 683 00:37:40,766 --> 00:37:43,090 He could feel his horse losing speed 684 00:37:45,194 --> 00:37:47,207 as if it wouldn't make it through the night. 685 00:38:16,610 --> 00:38:17,720 What was that ? 686 00:38:17,889 --> 00:38:20,064 Double barrel, twelve gage, full choke. 687 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,339 Do we need to go help somebody ? 688 00:38:22,327 --> 00:38:23,868 That was sweet, Frank. 689 00:38:27,934 --> 00:38:29,238 I'm just the storyteller. 690 00:38:29,489 --> 00:38:31,012 Greg here is in charge. Greg ? 691 00:38:31,124 --> 00:38:34,971 Oh oh ! No. No I... I don't think so. 692 00:38:35,119 --> 00:38:37,990 I'm a little afraid of the trees at night. 693 00:38:40,342 --> 00:38:43,751 We could either stop now or go on with the story, it's up to you, guys. 694 00:38:43,853 --> 00:38:44,862 No more interruptions. 695 00:38:46,804 --> 00:38:47,760 Okay. 696 00:38:47,761 --> 00:38:48,742 How you doing, Crystal ? 697 00:38:48,795 --> 00:38:50,106 You're about to lose your marshmallow. 698 00:38:53,047 --> 00:38:55,840 The man came to the edge of a dark and unknown swamp. 699 00:38:58,220 --> 00:38:59,357 He had to make a decision. 700 00:39:00,419 --> 00:39:01,949 Should he go into the swamp 701 00:39:02,584 --> 00:39:03,746 or go around ? 702 00:39:06,005 --> 00:39:08,222 Does he go through the swamp or does he go around ? 703 00:39:09,189 --> 00:39:11,232 We all ask ourselves that question, don't we ? 704 00:39:14,249 --> 00:39:16,700 It's a very scary question to answer all alone. 705 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:22,635 Excuse me, you... 706 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,586 You got something I need. 707 00:39:24,727 --> 00:39:25,523 I'm sorry ? 708 00:39:25,524 --> 00:39:27,150 The post-it. It's mine. 709 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,167 Then maybe you can tell me why it has my name on it ? 710 00:39:31,141 --> 00:39:32,399 I can't do that, I'm sorry. 711 00:39:32,922 --> 00:39:33,921 I'm sorry. 712 00:39:38,032 --> 00:39:39,450 Next to the swamp was a boy. 713 00:39:42,569 --> 00:39:46,045 My name isn't... You ! oh God ! 714 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:47,178 The man asks the boy: 715 00:39:47,274 --> 00:39:48,201 "Tell me... 716 00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:50,833 does the swamp have an hard bottom ?" 717 00:39:52,732 --> 00:39:55,011 And the boy tells the man: "It does". 718 00:39:56,343 --> 00:40:00,106 So the man guides his horse into the swamp. 719 00:40:11,227 --> 00:40:16,716 And as he begins to sink, deeper and deeper into the swamp, 720 00:40:17,330 --> 00:40:18,734 he says to the boy: 721 00:40:19,491 --> 00:40:21,734 "I thought you said it had a hard bottom !" 722 00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:29,910 And the boy says: "It does... 723 00:40:31,948 --> 00:40:33,387 You're just not there yet." 724 00:40:37,955 --> 00:40:40,422 So the man doesn't get back to his wife in time. 725 00:40:40,592 --> 00:40:41,527 He might ! 726 00:40:41,626 --> 00:40:43,838 He might get out and reach her ! Right ? 727 00:40:44,694 --> 00:40:46,244 That's the end of the story, folks. 728 00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:49,507 I mean he might get back to her. 729 00:40:50,054 --> 00:40:50,964 Guys ! 730 00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:56,531 - Hey ! What did I miss ? - A wonderful story. 731 00:40:56,629 --> 00:40:58,528 Millie, I've been worried about you. 732 00:40:58,595 --> 00:41:01,058 - We heard a gunshot. - Oh I'm fine. 733 00:41:01,897 --> 00:41:04,632 Okay, just don't go off alone like that again. 734 00:41:06,157 --> 00:41:07,114 Rube ! 735 00:41:07,653 --> 00:41:08,646 Thank you. 736 00:41:08,789 --> 00:41:09,729 Thank you. 737 00:41:15,552 --> 00:41:18,871 So was the story you told scary ? 738 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:20,815 Oh I don't know. 739 00:41:20,843 --> 00:41:22,128 I didn't hear it, I just told it. 740 00:41:23,193 --> 00:41:24,544 Smart mouth ! 741 00:41:24,871 --> 00:41:26,086 It was a little scary. 742 00:41:29,009 --> 00:41:31,017 You know why people like to get together to 743 00:41:31,754 --> 00:41:33,623 hear these kind of stories in the woods ? 744 00:41:34,605 --> 00:41:35,815 Why don't you tell me ? 745 00:41:38,185 --> 00:41:39,772 They like to face their fears... 746 00:41:41,508 --> 00:41:42,412 together. 747 00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:46,377 Somehow easier than facing them alone. 748 00:41:51,934 --> 00:41:52,850 You'd like some ? 749 00:41:53,822 --> 00:41:54,646 Of what ? 750 00:41:54,647 --> 00:41:55,659 It's what I've christened, 751 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:59,020 the combination of Graham cracker and chocolate lightly toasted over an open flame. 752 00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:01,492 We're out of marshmallows. 753 00:42:02,006 --> 00:42:02,974 Some ? 754 00:42:04,494 --> 00:42:05,728 That's better than nothing. 755 00:42:07,519 --> 00:42:08,487 I'll see you tomorrow. 756 00:42:12,169 --> 00:42:13,101 You're not staying ? 757 00:42:13,894 --> 00:42:15,630 I got an early breakfast meeting. 758 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,191 You enjoy the rest of the retreat. 759 00:42:22,004 --> 00:42:24,755 Maybe it was just the warmth of the fire, 760 00:42:25,124 --> 00:42:28,272 but for once I was happy to have a spot in the circle. 761 00:42:37,468 --> 00:42:41,262 Dolores and I drove back together and she told me that she too was a cat, 762 00:42:41,707 --> 00:42:43,485 that she was born in the year of the cat, 763 00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:45,758 that she had all the qualities of a cat. 764 00:42:46,649 --> 00:42:49,071 I swear to God if she told me she went in a litter box, 765 00:42:49,173 --> 00:42:51,186 I was living her by the side of the road. 766 00:43:01,068 --> 00:43:02,460 Looks good. More buyers coming ? 767 00:43:02,763 --> 00:43:04,284 No, this is for us. 768 00:43:04,692 --> 00:43:06,961 I thought we deserved a little sit-down breakfast. 769 00:43:08,251 --> 00:43:09,424 Sorry, I gotta go. 770 00:43:09,608 --> 00:43:12,481 Wait ! Here take bacon ! 771 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:17,046 Reggie... 772 00:43:17,422 --> 00:43:20,177 You know, if you ever wanna talk to me about anything, 773 00:43:20,678 --> 00:43:22,716 you know, I mean anything at all, 774 00:43:22,921 --> 00:43:24,396 about George. 775 00:43:26,183 --> 00:43:27,110 God ! 776 00:43:30,629 --> 00:43:31,733 Hello ? 777 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:34,073 Hello ? 778 00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:36,705 Come on ! 779 00:43:36,832 --> 00:43:39,049 If anyone is there, would you just say something ? 780 00:43:43,181 --> 00:43:45,441 You know if that keeps happening, I'm gonna change our number. 781 00:43:46,577 --> 00:43:48,073 I don't think that's a good idea. 782 00:43:48,513 --> 00:43:49,503 I gotta go. 783 00:44:31,654 --> 00:44:34,258 Once upon a time, there was a girl named George 784 00:44:36,194 --> 00:44:39,630 who couldn't quite forget there was once upon a time. 785 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:59,630 Subtitles by Travis and Amariss www.forom.com