1 00:01:06,371 --> 00:01:07,576 Deep down, 2 00:01:07,743 --> 00:01:09,775 we all wanna know if we're loved. 3 00:01:11,086 --> 00:01:13,010 It's the fundamental question. 4 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:17,313 But when I was a kid, the question was even more basic. 5 00:01:18,228 --> 00:01:19,902 Does anyone even like me ? 6 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,859 I'm sure there's all kinds of theories 7 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:28,709 on how to help girls get over their insecurities and self-doubts. 8 00:01:29,449 --> 00:01:34,642 But it takes a pretty twisted mind to think that swimming day is the answer. 9 00:01:35,491 --> 00:01:36,670 Thanks a lot, mom. 10 00:01:37,038 --> 00:01:37,869 Come on ! 11 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:40,207 Hey ! 12 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:42,123 Why don't you go say hi to your friends, sweaty ? 13 00:01:44,516 --> 00:01:46,980 Look, Georgia, it's not gonna kill you to make a friend. 14 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,104 It might. 15 00:01:49,266 --> 00:01:50,960 Fine, then let's go home. 16 00:01:51,252 --> 00:01:52,685 I'm not wearing the floaties. 17 00:01:53,526 --> 00:01:54,908 But you're a really bad... 18 00:01:55,938 --> 00:01:58,513 You're not a strong swimmer, George. 19 00:01:59,044 --> 00:02:00,376 I'd rather drown. 20 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:09,777 When I was 10, 21 00:02:10,007 --> 00:02:13,064 I learnt one of life most valuable lessons. 22 00:02:15,804 --> 00:02:17,918 No matter how uncool you think you are, 23 00:02:18,613 --> 00:02:22,561 there's someone even less cool just a pool's length away. 24 00:02:22,659 --> 00:02:23,533 Hi, George ! 25 00:02:24,313 --> 00:02:27,590 And that someone was Beth Anne Miller. 26 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:32,535 Oh shit ! 27 00:02:34,450 --> 00:02:37,199 Recently, I've been thinking a lot about crossing over. 28 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:40,185 But when you're alive, 29 00:02:41,251 --> 00:02:43,174 crossing over is even harder. 30 00:02:49,943 --> 00:02:51,202 Much harder. 31 00:02:54,598 --> 00:02:55,365 So... 32 00:02:57,035 --> 00:02:58,520 do you wanna go shopping this afternoon ? 33 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,609 - What for ? - A new sweater. 34 00:03:02,585 --> 00:03:04,516 Yeah, that one is pretty tragic. 35 00:03:04,571 --> 00:03:05,980 I meant for you, Reggie. 36 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,183 I have homework. 37 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:10,173 You know other girls your age like to got to the mall. 38 00:03:10,686 --> 00:03:11,586 It's cool. 39 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:14,633 Stealing lip-gloss and smoking behind the food court's cool ? 40 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:16,036 Fine, Reggie. 41 00:03:16,452 --> 00:03:18,108 Stay here and work on that attitude. 42 00:03:18,308 --> 00:03:19,216 It's pretty. 43 00:03:19,777 --> 00:03:20,915 I'll call the sitter. 44 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:23,455 No ! 45 00:03:25,385 --> 00:03:26,337 I'll go. 46 00:03:28,682 --> 00:03:30,813 What is so tragic about that sweater ? 47 00:03:33,809 --> 00:03:34,759 Go ! 48 00:03:51,421 --> 00:03:53,196 This is the crucial step. 49 00:03:53,258 --> 00:03:55,788 The unsuspecting patron peruses his menu 50 00:03:56,316 --> 00:03:57,852 and selects his options. 51 00:03:59,546 --> 00:04:01,087 Kiffany swings by. 52 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:02,796 She pretends not to notice him 53 00:04:02,853 --> 00:04:05,786 thereby making him feel desperately foolish. 54 00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:08,998 Castrated, limp and worthless. 55 00:04:09,325 --> 00:04:10,569 A right turd. 56 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,037 Now, she owns him. 57 00:04:13,114 --> 00:04:14,444 He's under her power. 58 00:04:16,227 --> 00:04:17,118 Observe. 59 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,904 Absolutely brutal. 60 00:04:22,401 --> 00:04:24,506 If people think you don't like them, 61 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:25,919 they want it even more. 62 00:04:25,985 --> 00:04:27,666 - It's pathetic, isn't it ? - Yeah. 63 00:04:27,926 --> 00:04:29,912 Hey ! Captain Asshole ! 64 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:30,711 Yeah ? 65 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:33,052 This view is ruining a perfectly built breakfast. 66 00:04:33,128 --> 00:04:35,207 I'll have you known men have died for that view. 67 00:04:35,356 --> 00:04:36,200 Okay... 68 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:39,349 So that was today's lesson from da Waffle Haus: 69 00:04:39,503 --> 00:04:42,325 re-hold the love and you gain the power. 70 00:04:44,854 --> 00:04:45,969 Hey, George ! 71 00:04:46,466 --> 00:04:47,900 You wanna come out of the pool ? 72 00:04:48,525 --> 00:04:49,385 No. 73 00:04:49,615 --> 00:04:51,100 I like it here. 74 00:04:51,693 --> 00:04:54,305 Will resurface for food. 75 00:04:58,068 --> 00:04:58,902 You. 76 00:05:01,142 --> 00:05:01,785 You. 77 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:03,193 You. 78 00:05:03,332 --> 00:05:04,382 Pools ! 79 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:06,670 I hate pools. I hate water. I hate drowning. 80 00:05:06,737 --> 00:05:08,590 I hate anything that makes somebody blue. 81 00:05:08,662 --> 00:05:09,900 What about singing the blues ? 82 00:05:09,987 --> 00:05:11,048 That's always nice. 83 00:05:11,114 --> 00:05:13,383 Drowning is a really, really horrible way to die. 84 00:05:13,454 --> 00:05:14,663 I'm blue.... 85 00:05:15,078 --> 00:05:17,448 I'm blue because of you... 86 00:05:17,602 --> 00:05:20,609 You got the blond-hair, blue-eyed blues again, Daisy ? 87 00:05:20,757 --> 00:05:21,455 Yes. 88 00:05:21,707 --> 00:05:22,685 Hit me, Rube. 89 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:23,868 Nice to see you, Roxy. 90 00:05:24,509 --> 00:05:25,573 Why don't you stay a while ? 91 00:05:26,721 --> 00:05:28,702 I would but I don't want to. 92 00:05:30,227 --> 00:05:32,942 Now Roxy here is a classic re-holder. 93 00:05:33,147 --> 00:05:35,583 She inspires fear through restraint. 94 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:38,733 I inspire fear through my 9 mm 95 00:05:38,937 --> 00:05:40,709 and my penetrating gaze. 96 00:05:40,785 --> 00:05:44,512 Is that a pepper spray on your fancy utility belt, Roxy ? 97 00:05:44,805 --> 00:05:46,150 It is, Mason. 98 00:05:46,576 --> 00:05:48,527 - You wanna play with it ? - Yes. 99 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,477 You are so into pain. 100 00:05:58,286 --> 00:06:02,299 Actually, that isn't pepper. It's chemicals. 101 00:06:02,356 --> 00:06:04,798 Yeah right, Roxy. Whatever you say. 102 00:06:04,951 --> 00:06:07,194 Toxic chemicals. 103 00:06:18,007 --> 00:06:19,601 If you wanna beat him senseless, 104 00:06:19,648 --> 00:06:22,237 nobody's gonna worry about it if you know what I'm saying. 105 00:06:22,365 --> 00:06:23,778 That'd better not be my tip. 106 00:06:23,859 --> 00:06:24,587 No. 107 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:26,732 I'll put up with a lot but I will not put up with that. 108 00:06:26,907 --> 00:06:30,603 I'm sorry, Kiffany. It's just that my eggs weren't exactly lovely this morning. 109 00:06:30,676 --> 00:06:32,139 Maybe you shouldn't have maced them. 110 00:06:32,846 --> 00:06:34,684 - Thanks, Kiffany. - See Rube. 111 00:06:34,956 --> 00:06:37,879 You have the power in that relationship. 112 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:38,847 She loves you. 113 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:40,957 She hates me. 114 00:06:41,289 --> 00:06:44,265 I tip 2 dollars on a 7-dollar breakfast. 115 00:06:44,673 --> 00:06:46,266 It's not brain surgery. 116 00:06:46,337 --> 00:06:48,422 This is in, like, 5 minutes. 117 00:06:48,487 --> 00:06:49,946 Maybe you should, like, get a move on. 118 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,507 You do that you know. 119 00:06:55,621 --> 00:06:57,883 - You re-hold the love. - Yeah. 120 00:06:58,701 --> 00:07:01,287 How can I re-hold that which I do not possess ? 121 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:05,942 Eat your breakfast. 122 00:07:12,106 --> 00:07:14,882 Most girls are late for work because they overslept 123 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:16,300 or they missed their bus. 124 00:07:16,751 --> 00:07:20,308 Most girls didn't have to spend their morning watching a guy 125 00:07:20,376 --> 00:07:22,392 trying to repair his own lawnmower. 126 00:07:27,107 --> 00:07:29,473 Successfully, I might add. 127 00:07:35,131 --> 00:07:36,002 Slurpee. 128 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:40,334 The great thing about work is no matter how fucked up your personal life is, 129 00:07:40,436 --> 00:07:42,893 your professional life can make it seem normal. 130 00:07:46,293 --> 00:07:49,001 Holy shit ! Sorry. Are you okay ? 131 00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:50,199 I think I'm gonna to hurl. 132 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:51,428 No, please. Don't. 133 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,604 Blows to the head always make me throw up. 134 00:07:53,688 --> 00:07:55,570 How many blows to the head have you taken ? 135 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,113 A lot in high school. 136 00:07:57,940 --> 00:07:59,134 Oh God ! Blood. 137 00:08:00,604 --> 00:08:01,976 Here comes the McMuffin. 138 00:08:02,063 --> 00:08:03,127 It's a slurpee. 139 00:08:03,256 --> 00:08:04,520 Oh. Okay. 140 00:08:06,077 --> 00:08:06,978 I'm better. 141 00:08:07,957 --> 00:08:09,589 - That was a close one. - Who are you ? 142 00:08:09,692 --> 00:08:11,689 Ethan, Information Systems. 143 00:08:12,164 --> 00:08:13,261 Computer geeks. 144 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:14,427 5th floor. 145 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,653 You accessed my files. 146 00:08:16,736 --> 00:08:17,880 Dolores said it was okay. 147 00:08:17,976 --> 00:08:19,915 I've been beaten up a lot. 148 00:08:20,003 --> 00:08:20,830 And I'm a bleeder. 149 00:08:21,054 --> 00:08:22,594 And that doesn't look like a slurpee. 150 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,985 It's a cherry slurpee, Ethan. Chill the fuck out. 151 00:08:26,646 --> 00:08:30,540 - I'm so sorry, Millie. Wow ! - Slurpee. 152 00:08:30,914 --> 00:08:36,228 I wanted to be here to introduce you to Ethan but Andy in personnel has carpal tunnel in both hands. 153 00:08:36,345 --> 00:08:38,025 He can't even pee by himself. 154 00:08:38,123 --> 00:08:39,096 Anyhoo... 155 00:08:39,557 --> 00:08:44,615 Ethan is one of the top dogs in I.S.. He's here to help us with the nazi issue. 156 00:08:44,755 --> 00:08:46,827 What nazi issue ? Who's a nazi ? 157 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:48,185 Actually, you are. 158 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,048 But there's a funny reason behind that. 159 00:08:50,109 --> 00:08:52,110 I mean if you find that sort of thing funny. 160 00:08:52,511 --> 00:08:54,339 Ethan is a genius. Humor him. 161 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,700 See, there's this group in Oregon. 162 00:08:55,761 --> 00:08:57,482 And someone put a bot on your hard drive. 163 00:08:57,528 --> 00:08:59,704 And they've been using your e-mail to mail out their... 164 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,399 literature. 165 00:09:01,526 --> 00:09:02,454 To who ? 166 00:09:02,561 --> 00:09:04,773 To whom. But that's cool. Everybody makes that mistake. 167 00:09:04,849 --> 00:09:05,895 Answer the question. 168 00:09:05,977 --> 00:09:07,865 Everyone in this office and, like, 169 00:09:08,501 --> 00:09:10,369 a million people across the country. 170 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,129 - So everyone thinks I'm a... - Yep, maybe. 171 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:14,424 Probably. 172 00:09:16,503 --> 00:09:17,567 Definitely. 173 00:09:19,887 --> 00:09:21,439 Excuse me, everyone. 174 00:09:21,526 --> 00:09:23,236 Can I have everyone's attention, please ? 175 00:09:24,885 --> 00:09:25,667 Take it off ! 176 00:09:25,771 --> 00:09:27,265 Shut up, you idiot ! 177 00:09:27,357 --> 00:09:29,185 I'm not a nazi. 178 00:09:30,676 --> 00:09:31,705 There was a... 179 00:09:32,677 --> 00:09:34,264 What was it ? 180 00:09:34,598 --> 00:09:35,580 - Ethan ! - A bot ! 181 00:09:35,688 --> 00:09:36,385 A bot ! 182 00:09:36,502 --> 00:09:37,521 In my computer. 183 00:09:37,629 --> 00:09:40,051 And huh... slurpee. 184 00:09:40,389 --> 00:09:42,492 Thank you... for your time. 185 00:09:44,525 --> 00:09:45,887 My god, this sucks. 186 00:09:45,979 --> 00:09:47,623 Oh Millie, this is nothing. 187 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:49,891 You should have seen the tattoos I've had to have removed. 188 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,063 I'm not a nazi. 189 00:09:51,253 --> 00:09:52,626 You know, in here, 190 00:09:53,132 --> 00:09:55,066 I don't think any of us really is. 191 00:09:59,983 --> 00:10:02,905 So, for what it's worth, I never thought you were a nazi. 192 00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:07,801 So, I guess I shouldn't have been in your seat. 193 00:10:07,872 --> 00:10:10,371 That's like a huge corporate faux pas, 194 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:12,624 breach of protocol or something. 195 00:10:12,721 --> 00:10:15,809 - I'm not someone important. - Tell that to the 5th floor. 196 00:10:16,044 --> 00:10:18,834 The guys were insanely jealous I got to work on your computer. 197 00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:21,451 Listen, I got to sort through all these files. 198 00:10:21,507 --> 00:10:23,021 Everyone but Finkelstein. 199 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:25,174 When the nazi problem broke, he took it kind of hard. 200 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,959 And they all have to be in this exact order. 201 00:10:28,025 --> 00:10:28,921 So you should go. 202 00:10:29,377 --> 00:10:30,749 Like, now. 203 00:10:31,377 --> 00:10:33,913 Actually. It's funny. 204 00:10:34,006 --> 00:10:36,228 I reorganized you file structure. 205 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:37,158 You what ? 206 00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:42,745 Oh wow ! 207 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,237 All your files are there just... 208 00:10:44,829 --> 00:10:45,787 organized. 209 00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:49,729 Okay. Bye ! 210 00:10:51,904 --> 00:10:54,143 Ethan. Come here. 211 00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:56,549 I could totally help you. 212 00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:08,053 There are definite perks stabbing smart guys like him. 213 00:11:08,717 --> 00:11:11,786 I had to wonder what good deed I had done to deserve this. 214 00:11:12,848 --> 00:11:14,470 And then it dawned on me. 215 00:11:18,853 --> 00:11:21,760 Maybe re-holding affection does work a certain magic. 216 00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:23,747 Not so close. 217 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:31,765 Beth Anne Miller weren't exactly the same. 218 00:11:32,112 --> 00:11:33,850 But we weren't exactly different. 219 00:11:34,575 --> 00:11:39,731 We both orbited that thin air light years away from the center of the social universe. 220 00:11:40,945 --> 00:11:41,877 Okay, fine... 221 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:43,008 We were geeks. 222 00:11:43,951 --> 00:11:46,162 But whatever it was that we shared. 223 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,289 Well... 224 00:11:47,453 --> 00:11:50,838 the ties that bind were a little loose that day. 225 00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:06,658 Can I help you ? 226 00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:10,048 Yeah, I guess I wanna, like, I don't know... 227 00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:12,183 I don't know... swim. 228 00:12:13,027 --> 00:12:14,180 Not like that, you know. 229 00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:17,082 I don't actually need to swim I just wanna go into the pool to... 230 00:12:17,211 --> 00:12:19,094 Not like that. 231 00:12:40,691 --> 00:12:43,220 Hi ! May I see the signing sheet ? 232 00:12:43,359 --> 00:12:45,105 There isn't one. Do you have an appointment ? 233 00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:49,247 Perhaps you can help me, I'm looking for an S. Samuels. 234 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:51,868 There is no dr. Samuels in this practice. 235 00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:55,842 Excuse me, is there an S. Samuels here ? 236 00:13:01,269 --> 00:13:02,155 You know what ? 237 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:05,002 I think I'd like a consultation. 238 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,565 - Can I get your name ? - It's Daisy. Daisy Adair. 239 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:08,720 Okay. 240 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,621 Fill this out, please. And what insurance do you carry ? 241 00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:13,029 I have sag. 242 00:13:13,179 --> 00:13:15,052 Well, you have come to the right place. 243 00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:18,922 Screen actors guild. I'm an actress. 244 00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:23,203 Wow ! Is she gonna be okay ? 245 00:13:23,331 --> 00:13:25,731 She'll be fine. She's in the care of doctors. 246 00:13:30,805 --> 00:13:31,763 Mrs. Smith. 247 00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:39,581 It can't be the face. 248 00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:45,905 No, no. These are just fine. 249 00:13:51,937 --> 00:13:53,273 Do you love you ? 250 00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:55,968 Yes ! 251 00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:59,909 Do you deserve to love you even more ? 252 00:14:01,558 --> 00:14:03,549 Well, I can't see why not. 253 00:14:12,483 --> 00:14:13,897 Fuck me ! 254 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,770 It's a bunch of naked old man ! 255 00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:22,318 Do you know where a T. Hailor is ? 256 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:24,188 Oh ! Theo... 257 00:14:24,562 --> 00:14:25,807 in the shallow end. 258 00:14:26,497 --> 00:14:27,957 The one who's yakking away. 259 00:14:31,909 --> 00:14:35,913 So, I'm with my son-in-law, Mr. Silicon Valley himself. 260 00:14:36,161 --> 00:14:38,156 - We were watching the game. - What game ? 261 00:14:38,247 --> 00:14:39,805 The game is not important. 262 00:14:39,906 --> 00:14:41,115 I don't know, the Seahawks. 263 00:14:41,196 --> 00:14:42,395 And he says to me: 264 00:14:42,984 --> 00:14:44,970 "I know why your picture's fuzzy." 265 00:14:45,349 --> 00:14:46,091 Picture's fuzzy ? 266 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,370 Like the back of your balls. 267 00:14:48,903 --> 00:14:51,417 So Mr. silicon Valley, he says to me: 268 00:14:51,503 --> 00:14:55,330 "I know why the cable is no good here." 269 00:14:55,422 --> 00:14:58,620 He says the problem is solar flares. 270 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:02,297 "Solar flares are causing your cable to go out." 271 00:15:02,373 --> 00:15:05,548 "Solar flares are giving you a fuzzy picture." 272 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,730 And what do you say ? 273 00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:07,817 I say: 274 00:15:07,944 --> 00:15:09,664 "The reason the picture's fuzzy 275 00:15:09,854 --> 00:15:13,761 is I don't have cable, you know-it-all jackass." 276 00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:37,267 I'm diving. 277 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,997 Jesus, Theo ! 278 00:15:39,074 --> 00:15:41,163 Enough with the diving. What would Betty say ? 279 00:15:41,225 --> 00:15:43,359 She'd say "look at all the twigs and berries." 280 00:15:47,128 --> 00:15:48,500 He just does it for the attention. 281 00:15:49,002 --> 00:15:50,282 He shouldn't be diving. 282 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:52,919 He's got the blood pressure of a jackrabbit. 283 00:15:53,902 --> 00:15:54,634 Hello ! 284 00:15:57,392 --> 00:15:59,808 Oh my... Jesus ! 285 00:16:01,623 --> 00:16:02,632 I'm sorry. I'm just... 286 00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,360 Your balls are huge. 287 00:16:09,237 --> 00:16:10,840 God save the queen ! 288 00:16:13,814 --> 00:16:16,625 Come on back, Theo. You're scaring the children. 289 00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:18,769 Relax, son. They're just balls. 290 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,866 So, huh... So, Reggie, where do you wanna start ? 291 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,834 Can't you just meet me in here in, like, 20 minutes ? 292 00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:31,959 One thing ! 293 00:16:32,153 --> 00:16:34,826 Okay, one thing we do together. I'm not asking for the moon. 294 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,389 You'll embarrass me. 295 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,805 How ? How will I embarrass you ? 296 00:16:39,245 --> 00:16:40,729 You're doing it right now ! 297 00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:44,339 How much do I get to spend ? 298 00:16:44,722 --> 00:16:46,244 Nothing until I see it. 299 00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:47,807 Fine. 300 00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:51,937 Reggie ! 301 00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:55,439 You look good in blue. Matches your eyes. 302 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,749 I don't know you. 303 00:17:04,937 --> 00:17:06,074 Oh boy ! 304 00:17:06,479 --> 00:17:08,070 What would Betty say ? 305 00:17:08,338 --> 00:17:09,172 Look at him ! 306 00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:11,409 He doesn't wanna be up there. 307 00:17:12,182 --> 00:17:13,509 So how do we get him back down ? 308 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:15,633 We could wave a brisket. 309 00:17:23,463 --> 00:17:26,247 Why does he always pull these stunts ? 310 00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:30,973 Because someday it'll make a funny story. 311 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,642 Someday but not today. 312 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,014 It's a bird ! 313 00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:36,640 It's a plane ! 314 00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:38,283 It's superThe... 315 00:17:38,384 --> 00:17:40,280 Shit ! 316 00:17:51,159 --> 00:17:53,747 Ain't that a cake ? I didn't feel a thing ! 317 00:17:54,218 --> 00:17:58,181 That's because I took your soul out right before you hit the diving board, sir. 318 00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:00,772 So, huh, I'm dead ? 319 00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:02,604 That's the situation ? 320 00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:05,016 Dead is the situation you're in I'm afraid. 321 00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:07,516 And now would be moving on 322 00:18:07,602 --> 00:18:09,025 What's the... what's the deal ? 323 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,803 No one can see me ? 324 00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:14,238 No one can see you apart from me unfortunately. 325 00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:18,461 I just cannot get over the size of your testicles ! 326 00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:21,488 Imagine that, Betty ! I got a gay angel ! 327 00:18:21,579 --> 00:18:22,491 Ew ! I'm not an angel. 328 00:18:23,592 --> 00:18:24,683 Or gay. 329 00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:27,528 My friends for 50 years... 330 00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:29,234 They don't look very sad. 331 00:18:29,561 --> 00:18:31,425 Come on ! Your death hasn't sunk in yet. 332 00:18:32,005 --> 00:18:34,282 It hasn't hit them like it hit you. 333 00:18:34,769 --> 00:18:37,888 They're gonna wanna make some kind of plaque here at the pool. 334 00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:40,165 "Good friend, graceful swimmer, 335 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,361 not a good diver." 336 00:18:42,648 --> 00:18:43,785 Yeah, I'm sure they will. 337 00:18:45,147 --> 00:18:46,806 It's gonna be hardest on Marty. 338 00:18:46,996 --> 00:18:51,153 I mean this is gonna be one tough eulogy. You know what I'm saying ? 339 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,135 I'm sure your funeral will be lovely. 340 00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:54,081 Yeah... 341 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,422 I'm gonna need to put on some clothes. 342 00:18:56,488 --> 00:18:58,388 I've got a nice blue suit, Betty's favorite. 343 00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,488 Nice ! 344 00:19:01,653 --> 00:19:03,052 What ? For your funeral ? 345 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:06,017 No... No ! You can't go to your own funeral. 346 00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:07,112 Look, pal. 347 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:12,642 No one ever told me how to live and I'm sure not gonna start listening now. 348 00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,054 I'm going to my funeral, alright ? 349 00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:16,318 I've been looking forward for this for years. 350 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,642 Oh ! Bloody hell ! 351 00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:26,896 God ! Can you imagine someone actually wearing that... crap ? 352 00:19:27,384 --> 00:19:28,802 So slutty ! 353 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,406 Aren't you supposed to sell it ? 354 00:19:34,187 --> 00:19:36,042 Shhh ! Come on ! 355 00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:41,587 I so know what you mean but it's, like, 356 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:44,172 you don't have to dress like a hooker to get noticed, right ? 357 00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,917 What are you doing here anyway ? 358 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,842 This stuff is so not you. 359 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,967 You're... You're better than that. 360 00:19:51,053 --> 00:19:52,119 Here look at me for a sec. 361 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,860 This is Iroquois. 362 00:19:56,957 --> 00:19:59,993 Your hair is kinda like Indian except, you know, lighter. 363 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,844 I'm sorry. That was so presumptuous of me. 364 00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:04,816 It's okay. 365 00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:06,097 You sure ? 366 00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:07,483 Okay. 367 00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:12,153 Reggie, is everything okay ? 368 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:13,453 I guard her. 369 00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:17,995 I meet you right here in 20 minutes. 370 00:20:19,122 --> 00:20:21,631 I gave birth to her, see, but you guard her. 371 00:20:22,858 --> 00:20:23,873 It's great. 372 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,568 My mom's like that too. 373 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:32,138 Hypoglycemic so she's totally like dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde. 374 00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:33,319 I've to keep triscuits around 375 00:20:33,387 --> 00:20:35,885 and just shove them in her mouth when she starts to wig out. 376 00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:37,975 So your name is Reggie ? 377 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,222 It's a pretty bad-ass name for a girl ! 378 00:20:41,076 --> 00:20:42,557 Can I show you something really pretty ? 379 00:20:47,611 --> 00:20:48,547 In a fair world, 380 00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:50,503 nice people would be liked 381 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,745 and mean people would be disliked. 382 00:20:53,529 --> 00:20:55,418 But that's not the way things work. 383 00:20:58,547 --> 00:20:59,499 Huh, Millie. 384 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:03,026 I was wondering if you could find me the availability stats for Schwegman's supermarket ? 385 00:21:05,402 --> 00:21:07,553 Never mind, I'll... find it myself. 386 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,235 Keep up the good work. 387 00:21:10,297 --> 00:21:11,443 In a fair world, 388 00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:15,581 behaving like a complete asshole would make you really unpopular. 389 00:21:15,992 --> 00:21:18,054 But this isn't a fair world. 390 00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:21,828 And assholes have followers and disciples and assistants. 391 00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:24,306 The assholes are treated like kings. 392 00:21:26,742 --> 00:21:27,444 She's back. 393 00:21:28,136 --> 00:21:31,376 Like... 6 inches away. 394 00:21:32,236 --> 00:21:38,011 I don't know... She smells kinda like citrus-y and waffles. 395 00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:42,016 I have to go. 396 00:21:44,402 --> 00:21:46,261 Personal call, Ethan ? 397 00:21:47,186 --> 00:21:50,976 Sort of. Some of the guys on the 5th floor had a couple questions about you. 398 00:21:51,652 --> 00:21:52,537 Like what ? 399 00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:55,164 Well, my friend Seth, 400 00:21:55,276 --> 00:21:56,603 he's in data retrieval... 401 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,998 Seth wanted to know what your eyes look like up close. 402 00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:02,000 - So, I told him... - They're brown. 403 00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,740 I said hazel. 404 00:22:04,832 --> 00:22:05,901 You're kinda angry. 405 00:22:07,135 --> 00:22:08,829 No more personal calls, Ethan. 406 00:22:09,639 --> 00:22:11,134 Okay, sure. 407 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,004 No problem. 408 00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:18,236 In a world where perfectly decent girls get brained by cosmic space shit 409 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:21,112 and get accused of being nazi sympathizers, 410 00:22:21,677 --> 00:22:23,980 I was having trouble turning the other cheek. 411 00:22:28,752 --> 00:22:30,140 Being mean was more fun. 412 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,218 Being mean was cool. 413 00:22:36,965 --> 00:22:37,978 You're dead. 414 00:22:39,971 --> 00:22:41,588 But I was never really cool. 415 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,230 Mrs. Spenson. 416 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,254 Is that a smile, Susan ? 417 00:22:58,305 --> 00:23:01,305 I can't read your face anymore. You've botoxed it senseless. 418 00:23:01,356 --> 00:23:02,697 It's the prize, Sarah. 419 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:07,219 I didn't know until just now that the human body can withstand that much lipo. 420 00:23:07,546 --> 00:23:10,152 Tell me: is it true the 10th is free ? 421 00:23:10,219 --> 00:23:11,038 Fuck you. 422 00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:12,073 Fuck you back. 423 00:23:16,031 --> 00:23:16,931 How's it going ? 424 00:23:20,259 --> 00:23:23,874 Dr. Simmons said that your ass fat is putting his daughter through Yale. 425 00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:25,042 He's very grateful. 426 00:23:25,097 --> 00:23:27,085 Is either of you a Mrs. Samuels ? 427 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,686 Mind your own fucking business ! 428 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,417 I'm Stan Samuels. 429 00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:33,418 Do I know you ? 430 00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:35,861 I'm Daisy, Daisy Adair from the insurance company. 431 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:37,658 There's been a mix up with your coverage. 432 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,647 They've already made it painfully clear that my procedure is not covered. 433 00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:42,766 Right, it's not. 434 00:23:43,033 --> 00:23:45,072 Why did you ask for a Mrs. Samuels ? 435 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,031 I just assumed you were gonna be a woman. 436 00:23:50,719 --> 00:23:52,264 I will be soon. 437 00:23:53,545 --> 00:23:54,640 I hope. 438 00:23:55,507 --> 00:23:57,006 Of course, you will. 439 00:24:01,281 --> 00:24:04,005 I saw you park your Jag in the handicap zone, Sarah. 440 00:24:04,691 --> 00:24:08,613 Is cellulite now a recognized handicap ? 441 00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:10,191 - Tramp ! - Retard ! 442 00:24:10,253 --> 00:24:11,583 - Slut ! - Middle-aged ! 443 00:24:33,609 --> 00:24:34,588 Can I help you ? 444 00:24:34,746 --> 00:24:36,769 No, I'm just browsing. 445 00:24:37,137 --> 00:24:39,529 Ok, well, just let me know if you wanna take anything out for a test drive. 446 00:24:46,426 --> 00:24:47,495 You know... 447 00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:52,144 It might be time to try a new product or two. 448 00:24:53,050 --> 00:24:54,222 It's like your house: 449 00:24:54,489 --> 00:24:57,320 you stuff in the foundations then you build from the ground up. 450 00:24:57,515 --> 00:24:58,488 So, for example: 451 00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:02,467 "hate your husband but willing to stray neutral" 452 00:25:03,491 --> 00:25:06,105 or "already kicked his ass to the crib". 453 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:09,643 What shade is "he's banging one of his students" ? 454 00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:13,254 - What's your name ? - Joy. 455 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:14,611 It's a pretty name. 456 00:25:16,914 --> 00:25:17,815 So what do you want, Joy ? 457 00:25:19,566 --> 00:25:21,681 The last ten years of my life back. 458 00:25:22,383 --> 00:25:23,300 I can do that. 459 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:30,534 Part of me knew that being mean was reckless, 460 00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:32,885 that it was kind of like driving too fast. 461 00:25:32,961 --> 00:25:35,081 So what if I wasn't wearing my seatbelt ? 462 00:25:35,127 --> 00:25:37,595 So what if I occasionally scraped another fender ? 463 00:25:38,762 --> 00:25:41,788 - Christ, Crystal ! - I'm sorry, Millie ! 464 00:25:42,305 --> 00:25:44,583 People have to walk around here, you know... 465 00:25:44,845 --> 00:25:47,466 I don't have time to pick this crap up. 466 00:25:49,459 --> 00:25:51,332 Nice girls don't get the guy. 467 00:25:52,724 --> 00:25:54,971 Nice girls don't rise to the top. 468 00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:57,860 Now you made me mad ! 469 00:25:58,063 --> 00:26:00,693 Now we can never be friends. 470 00:26:04,557 --> 00:26:07,337 Nice girls finish last. 471 00:26:11,715 --> 00:26:12,539 Theo ! 472 00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:14,377 Theo, Theo. 473 00:26:14,433 --> 00:26:15,842 We have these rules. 474 00:26:16,006 --> 00:26:17,865 Okay ? No funerals. 475 00:26:18,095 --> 00:26:19,882 Funerals are for the living. 476 00:26:19,962 --> 00:26:22,184 So they take a couple of days to arrange... 477 00:26:22,252 --> 00:26:24,249 Especially one like mine ! 478 00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:26,158 It's gonna be an event. 479 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,899 I had friends. I can't wait. 480 00:26:28,073 --> 00:26:30,061 That's just it, Theo, you can't wait. 481 00:26:30,271 --> 00:26:31,068 You see, huh... 482 00:26:31,832 --> 00:26:33,214 Goodness ! How do I explain this ? 483 00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:34,105 It's a... 484 00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:37,781 You called the cable guy, right ? 485 00:26:37,904 --> 00:26:39,127 And you made an appointment 486 00:26:39,216 --> 00:26:41,616 and that cable guy has made a window for you 487 00:26:41,686 --> 00:26:44,446 and that window is from 12 to 5. 488 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,331 Right ? So, if you're not there, 489 00:26:46,407 --> 00:26:48,512 when he presses that little doorbell then... 490 00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:50,003 No cable ? 491 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,500 I don't bloody know, Theo. I really bloody don't know. 492 00:26:53,638 --> 00:26:58,594 Son, I appreciate the effort but I was in sales 493 00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:02,167 and I've got to tell you you're not closing. 494 00:27:02,244 --> 00:27:04,155 I'm going to my funeral. 495 00:27:04,932 --> 00:27:07,022 Please, at least meet my boss then. 496 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:10,652 Oh ! look at this, Betty. I'm talking to God today. 497 00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:12,372 No, he just thinks he's God. 498 00:27:12,654 --> 00:27:15,152 You're sure no one can see me ? 499 00:27:16,616 --> 00:27:19,546 No, no, I would have thought that was completely obvious by now. 500 00:27:25,725 --> 00:27:29,187 And that just is not right for them, okay ? 501 00:27:32,975 --> 00:27:33,789 Hi ! 502 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,043 Theo ! 503 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,776 - When do they call my parents ? - Are they your next of kin? 504 00:27:53,194 --> 00:27:54,767 Did your parents know what you were doing ? 505 00:27:59,374 --> 00:28:02,389 That's a beautiful cross. You catholic ? 506 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,268 I'm thinking about it. 507 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:06,379 When I was a kid, 508 00:28:06,526 --> 00:28:08,739 my mom used to pray at the drop of the hat. 509 00:28:09,532 --> 00:28:11,575 Every morning before my dad would go to work, 510 00:28:11,632 --> 00:28:12,856 every time I took a test, 511 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,423 for the pot roast to being tender. 512 00:28:17,795 --> 00:28:19,434 She really never stopped praying. 513 00:28:20,489 --> 00:28:22,880 The power of prayer is very real for some people. 514 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:23,944 Yeah ? 515 00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:27,386 Well, the million Hail Marys didn't turn me into a girl. 516 00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:30,237 I'm sorry. 517 00:28:32,137 --> 00:28:34,979 Do you think there's a chance I could go to church one last time ? 518 00:28:36,034 --> 00:28:37,196 Of course. 519 00:28:41,282 --> 00:28:44,687 I'm not interested in speculations, doctor. I'm interested in facts. 520 00:28:44,814 --> 00:28:46,959 The fact is you have no chin. 521 00:28:47,037 --> 00:28:49,244 You need a chin implant. I mean look at you ! 522 00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:52,013 How do you even change pillowcases ? 523 00:28:53,545 --> 00:28:55,018 And that is everything. 524 00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:58,537 Now Reggie, if you change your mind or whatever, it's completely cool. 525 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,737 Wow ! Check out your mom ! 526 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:03,590 Well ? 527 00:29:05,116 --> 00:29:06,811 You look like a newscaster. 528 00:29:10,701 --> 00:29:11,602 How much ? 529 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,600 195 plus tax. 530 00:29:15,355 --> 00:29:16,389 You're good. 531 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:22,472 Reggie ! 532 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:24,392 Reggie, stop ! 533 00:29:25,739 --> 00:29:26,450 Hi ! 534 00:29:27,829 --> 00:29:29,123 Hello. Do I know you ? 535 00:29:29,481 --> 00:29:31,478 No. I'm Steve. You're hot. 536 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,002 Fuck off, Steve. 537 00:29:38,258 --> 00:29:39,312 Who is that ? 538 00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:40,736 Nobody. 539 00:29:41,407 --> 00:29:43,474 Newscaster my ass ! 540 00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,141 So everything is on your hard drive 541 00:29:50,186 --> 00:29:52,661 and I made you a hard copy in this binder in case, you know, 542 00:29:52,753 --> 00:29:54,944 the whole nazi problem resurfaces. 543 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:55,712 Okay. 544 00:29:56,936 --> 00:29:58,794 Why are there post-its on my binder ? 545 00:29:58,978 --> 00:30:02,228 I put these post-its at the top of each subsections so that if, like, 546 00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:05,527 say you're trying to find a job for someone, you can type and also drive and you could just... 547 00:30:05,589 --> 00:30:06,848 I don't like post-its. 548 00:30:06,909 --> 00:30:09,593 - Okay, I just... - Lose the post-its, Ethan. 549 00:30:09,665 --> 00:30:10,985 Okay, sure. 550 00:30:11,426 --> 00:30:13,289 So, I do origami. 551 00:30:13,366 --> 00:30:15,470 I really like craft so I had some extra time 552 00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:17,241 'cause I work so quickly so I made you... 553 00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:20,488 I made you a swan. 554 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:22,449 Oh ! 555 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,762 Ethan ! 556 00:30:26,817 --> 00:30:28,270 This is sweet. 557 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:30,389 - I'm sorry. - Yeah. 558 00:30:30,907 --> 00:30:32,320 It was a pretty one. 559 00:30:33,703 --> 00:30:35,635 I guess I could make you another one. 560 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:38,009 - That's okay. - Didn't really want to anyway. 561 00:30:38,977 --> 00:30:40,472 Okay, bye. 562 00:30:42,571 --> 00:30:44,429 I wasn't always like this. 563 00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:50,130 I used to be a nice person. 564 00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:53,795 Hi, Beth Anne. 565 00:30:55,173 --> 00:30:59,390 Isn't it weird how there's so many waves but the water is not really going anywhere ? 566 00:31:00,051 --> 00:31:01,638 Why can't you be normal ? 567 00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,323 Why do you have to be so weird ? 568 00:31:03,682 --> 00:31:04,619 I don't know. 569 00:31:08,719 --> 00:31:11,310 But being nice didn't seem to work either. 570 00:31:13,046 --> 00:31:14,945 It's like anyway I'd play it, 571 00:31:15,693 --> 00:31:17,239 I wind up alone. 572 00:31:23,046 --> 00:31:24,961 I'm sorry, Dolores. 573 00:31:26,169 --> 00:31:27,290 You know, Millie, 574 00:31:27,787 --> 00:31:31,002 back in the days, when I had all those restraining orders against me, 575 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:33,341 I thought hate was the answer. 576 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:36,025 Seriously, Dolores, I'm not a nazi ! 577 00:31:36,092 --> 00:31:37,868 Oh I know that, silly ! 578 00:31:38,118 --> 00:31:39,316 I'm just trying to say: 579 00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:41,727 sometimes when I have to choose between a bullwhip and a smile, 580 00:31:41,897 --> 00:31:43,039 I choose the smile. 581 00:31:47,303 --> 00:31:49,840 That was one of the first things you ever said to me. 582 00:31:50,755 --> 00:31:54,340 You said: "I haven't seen you smile once." 583 00:31:54,832 --> 00:31:56,096 I don't think so. 584 00:31:56,311 --> 00:31:57,851 I said that to another young girl. 585 00:31:57,955 --> 00:31:59,951 Lovely young girl. Tragic what happened. 586 00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:02,957 Yeah, my mistake. 587 00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:03,981 Millie. 588 00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:06,514 Ethan just quit. 589 00:32:06,934 --> 00:32:07,679 What ? 590 00:32:08,076 --> 00:32:10,032 He said he wasn't cut out for this kind of 591 00:32:10,126 --> 00:32:11,993 "corporate cutthroat culture". 592 00:32:12,675 --> 00:32:13,723 What happened, Millie ? 593 00:32:14,312 --> 00:32:16,514 I had a bad day. 594 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:18,424 No ! Millie... 595 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,455 Ethan had a bad day. 596 00:32:27,339 --> 00:32:28,490 This park is beautiful. 597 00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:33,220 - All of God's creatures, right ? - I guess. 598 00:32:34,209 --> 00:32:35,745 I wanted to be a girl 599 00:32:36,436 --> 00:32:38,244 ever since I can remember. 600 00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:41,915 Who wouldn't wanna be a girl ? We're so much prettier than boys ! 601 00:32:42,805 --> 00:32:44,019 You're kinda pretty. 602 00:32:44,204 --> 00:32:46,057 You make it look so effortless. 603 00:32:46,195 --> 00:32:47,854 Yeah but don't let the final picture fool you, 604 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:49,713 this is 2 hours of hard labor in the morning. 605 00:32:49,774 --> 00:32:51,296 No, it's in everything you do. 606 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:54,255 The way you walk, the way your hair flows, 607 00:32:55,079 --> 00:32:57,214 the way you move your hips... It's perfect. 608 00:32:57,399 --> 00:32:58,893 Are you flirting with me ? 609 00:32:59,302 --> 00:33:01,750 - I'm dead. - Right. 610 00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:06,636 Still yours is the face I wanted to see in the mirror every morning. 611 00:33:07,838 --> 00:33:08,974 Just perfect. 612 00:33:09,676 --> 00:33:10,618 I know. 613 00:33:11,376 --> 00:33:13,419 But you know what, Stan ? So are you. 614 00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:17,413 I think we both know that's not quite true. 615 00:33:17,792 --> 00:33:19,410 You're sweet. You're honest. 616 00:33:19,952 --> 00:33:22,507 You've got great style. You'd have made a good woman. 617 00:33:22,691 --> 00:33:23,929 Would have, could have... 618 00:33:24,232 --> 00:33:27,294 - I got screwed. - Yeah. 619 00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:30,693 That's all part of his plan, that's what they say. 620 00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,297 That's what they say. 621 00:33:34,523 --> 00:33:35,855 Why are you going to church ? 622 00:33:36,227 --> 00:33:37,919 It's where you talk to God, Daisy. 623 00:33:38,471 --> 00:33:39,638 It's his house. 624 00:33:47,476 --> 00:33:51,005 Reggie, I need to get a move on early tomorrow morning so you're gonna have to... 625 00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:53,780 Wow ! 626 00:33:56,155 --> 00:33:57,420 Don't you knock ! 627 00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:00,133 Wow ! You look like a... 628 00:34:01,215 --> 00:34:02,268 young woman. 629 00:34:03,790 --> 00:34:05,086 Please, get out. 630 00:34:06,304 --> 00:34:07,343 I'm out. 631 00:34:16,242 --> 00:34:17,205 Thanks. 632 00:34:17,695 --> 00:34:19,073 Matzoth balls are nice tonight. 633 00:34:22,374 --> 00:34:24,787 Do you care if people like you ? 634 00:34:24,870 --> 00:34:27,182 - Do I act like I care ? - No. 635 00:34:28,884 --> 00:34:30,685 Nobody likes the cops anyway. 636 00:34:30,782 --> 00:34:34,094 But they're sure happy to see us when the shit hits the fan. 637 00:34:34,217 --> 00:34:35,919 Eat your soup before it's cold. 638 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,820 Jesus ! Those are some enormous balls. 639 00:34:42,907 --> 00:34:43,848 Excuse me ! 640 00:34:46,393 --> 00:34:47,729 Oh good God ! 641 00:34:49,056 --> 00:34:51,768 You have to help me. This man wants to go to his own funeral. 642 00:34:51,887 --> 00:34:53,310 He died naked ? 643 00:34:53,397 --> 00:34:54,862 Smashed into a diving board. 644 00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:57,091 - With his balls ? - Stunning, isn't it ? 645 00:34:57,151 --> 00:34:58,610 Tell him the rules, Mason. No funerals. 646 00:34:58,686 --> 00:35:01,057 - I tried that, Rube. The thing is... - The thing is what, Mason ? 647 00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:03,382 You know that thing. You're good at that... 648 00:35:03,443 --> 00:35:06,316 thing that you can... you're better at... 649 00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:08,686 you know, you know... 650 00:35:08,896 --> 00:35:10,007 talking. 651 00:35:10,872 --> 00:35:12,035 Well said. 652 00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:14,138 Please, Rube. His name is Theo. 653 00:35:20,682 --> 00:35:22,633 This is too much ball. 654 00:35:26,402 --> 00:35:28,020 Now he's put me off my soup. 655 00:35:28,108 --> 00:35:30,594 - So, you see what I'm saying ? - I don't see what you're saying. 656 00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:31,502 I do ! 657 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,114 Oh God ! 658 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:35,407 Der Waffle Haus. 659 00:35:35,517 --> 00:35:37,743 I remember when the first one of these went up. 660 00:35:37,819 --> 00:35:41,105 War was over. Didn't go so well in the beginning. 661 00:35:41,496 --> 00:35:45,207 Betty and I were on our 5th date. She had waffles. 662 00:35:45,985 --> 00:35:46,836 Thanks. 663 00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:48,992 Thanks a million. 664 00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,452 Come on, Theo. Let's chat. 665 00:35:54,568 --> 00:35:56,420 Look at the lovers. 666 00:35:57,245 --> 00:35:58,606 Kiss her, you putz. 667 00:35:59,108 --> 00:36:00,049 This way, Theo. 668 00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:01,321 Gonna eat that soup ? 669 00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:03,890 Just gross. 670 00:36:04,131 --> 00:36:05,790 Haven't seen many of them, have you ? 671 00:36:05,938 --> 00:36:06,808 My first... 672 00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:08,283 pair. 673 00:36:08,344 --> 00:36:09,616 They're not all like that. 674 00:36:10,515 --> 00:36:11,733 Some are worse. 675 00:36:11,939 --> 00:36:12,728 Poor Betty. 676 00:36:12,968 --> 00:36:13,741 Who's Betty ? 677 00:36:15,124 --> 00:36:16,019 No one. 678 00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:20,070 How does this guy not care if people see him like that ? 679 00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:21,480 He just doesn't. 680 00:36:22,999 --> 00:36:24,766 Do you care if people like you ? 681 00:36:25,261 --> 00:36:25,984 No ! 682 00:36:28,738 --> 00:36:30,412 Why ? Somebody said something about me ? 683 00:36:30,469 --> 00:36:31,687 Is it Daisy ? Does she not like me ? 684 00:36:32,082 --> 00:36:33,070 I have to go. 685 00:36:34,554 --> 00:36:36,971 I can't believe this. What ? Has Daisy said something about me ? 686 00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:40,222 That old man is your reap, Mason. 687 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,476 So bloody what ? 688 00:36:41,692 --> 00:36:45,219 Man ! You never met a problem you couldn't run from, huh ? 689 00:36:45,373 --> 00:36:47,442 You're the one who needs some balls. 690 00:36:51,399 --> 00:36:52,461 Night, Rube ! 691 00:36:54,615 --> 00:36:55,731 Did she me ? 692 00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,078 She can. 693 00:36:57,769 --> 00:36:59,571 And she'll never be the same for it. 694 00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:01,475 You know, Theo, 695 00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:03,479 death has its own protocol. 696 00:37:03,610 --> 00:37:04,753 It's like a train. 697 00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:06,929 You don't wanna be late for your train. 698 00:37:07,614 --> 00:37:11,116 Exactly what that Mason guy said except prettier. 699 00:37:11,655 --> 00:37:12,454 Thank you. 700 00:37:13,697 --> 00:37:15,254 Why do you wanna go to your own funeral ? 701 00:37:17,149 --> 00:37:21,143 I'm just curious. I'll see who'll come, 702 00:37:21,592 --> 00:37:23,499 hear what people have to say. 703 00:37:23,677 --> 00:37:25,746 I lived a long life, you know. 704 00:37:25,802 --> 00:37:27,159 Stories will be told. 705 00:37:27,298 --> 00:37:29,939 Worried somebody might make a joke or two at your expense ? 706 00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:32,677 I don't know. 707 00:37:33,349 --> 00:37:35,762 I was a loud mouth. 708 00:37:36,784 --> 00:37:39,344 Betty always laughed at my jokes. 709 00:37:39,595 --> 00:37:43,170 Theo, you strike me as the kind of guy who he was, not a load of bullshit. 710 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:45,796 You were the kind of guy who didn't give a shit about being liked. 711 00:37:45,841 --> 00:37:46,902 That's why people liked them. 712 00:37:52,769 --> 00:37:56,087 How long ago did Betty die, Theo ? 713 00:37:57,111 --> 00:37:58,790 Seven years this November. 714 00:37:58,903 --> 00:38:00,946 I'm sorry. I'm a little bit confused. I mean... 715 00:38:01,043 --> 00:38:04,239 Isn't she the one that you really wanna see ? 716 00:38:04,479 --> 00:38:07,088 And I'm thinking she's not gonna be at your funeral. 717 00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:08,115 Yep. 718 00:38:09,713 --> 00:38:10,720 I miss her. 719 00:38:11,764 --> 00:38:13,531 God ! I miss my wife. 720 00:38:15,579 --> 00:38:18,308 I don't think we should keep Betty waiting any longer. 721 00:38:21,268 --> 00:38:24,273 - Let's go find her then. - Yeah. 722 00:38:25,072 --> 00:38:25,860 Come on. 723 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:36,003 Rube, do you think Daisy is upset with me for a reason ? 724 00:38:37,105 --> 00:38:38,896 Can't imagine why she would be. 725 00:38:39,368 --> 00:38:42,673 Come on already ! I'm freezing my balls of here. 726 00:38:43,736 --> 00:38:46,314 Sorry, Theo. Wouldn't wanna keep you waiting. 727 00:38:56,458 --> 00:38:57,998 Would you like some time alone, Stan? 728 00:38:58,899 --> 00:38:59,720 Please. 729 00:39:18,004 --> 00:39:19,799 You bastard. 730 00:39:19,886 --> 00:39:20,802 Stan! 731 00:39:24,413 --> 00:39:25,596 Hypocritical, 732 00:39:25,744 --> 00:39:26,569 no-good, 733 00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:28,279 backstabbing, 734 00:39:28,315 --> 00:39:29,236 judgmental... 735 00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:33,521 You said we're all God's children. Except the freaks. 736 00:39:33,919 --> 00:39:35,130 Except for me. 737 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:39,547 You. 738 00:39:39,702 --> 00:39:40,525 You do it. 739 00:39:40,665 --> 00:39:41,857 I can't. I won't. 740 00:39:41,974 --> 00:39:45,389 - Just help me. - I'm sorry. I can't. 741 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:51,559 - Why would god do this to me? - Do what? 742 00:39:52,327 --> 00:39:55,123 - Have you die this way? - Have me live this way. 743 00:39:57,140 --> 00:39:59,736 God doesn't love all creatures, Daisy. 744 00:40:04,129 --> 00:40:06,082 I think you should pray, Stan. 745 00:40:08,451 --> 00:40:09,690 I want to forgive him, 746 00:40:11,334 --> 00:40:13,029 but I want him to tell me... 747 00:40:13,924 --> 00:40:15,604 that he's sorry first. 748 00:40:45,867 --> 00:40:47,537 Come on! Go! Go! 749 00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:51,392 Hey, hey! Hey, god's watching you! He saw that! 750 00:40:52,012 --> 00:40:53,384 Hooligans! 751 00:40:54,701 --> 00:40:56,442 You'll pay for that! 752 00:41:02,114 --> 00:41:03,077 Stan? 753 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:11,684 Stan... 754 00:41:26,101 --> 00:41:28,180 Blessed art thou amongst women. 755 00:41:41,805 --> 00:41:45,225 I don't know exactly what makes people cross over. 756 00:41:45,575 --> 00:41:47,549 I mean, souls. 757 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,924 I think they see light where others cannot. 758 00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:57,421 I think they see a chance to become something else. 759 00:41:59,915 --> 00:42:01,015 Someone else. 760 00:42:19,525 --> 00:42:22,331 Some people are becoming who they're going to be, 761 00:42:24,347 --> 00:42:27,843 others are just trying to be anything but who they are... 762 00:42:40,551 --> 00:42:43,359 And others just can't decide. 763 00:42:54,751 --> 00:42:55,968 This is Iroquois. 764 00:42:56,276 --> 00:42:58,283 It'll match your dark hair perfectly. 765 00:43:08,349 --> 00:43:10,156 Everybody wants to be liked. 766 00:43:16,618 --> 00:43:17,740 I know I did... 767 00:43:27,309 --> 00:43:29,034 but I knew I was still looking... 768 00:43:29,501 --> 00:43:31,707 for something, for someone. 769 00:43:32,398 --> 00:43:33,484 For light... 770 00:43:43,365 --> 00:43:45,822 - Um, hi, George. - Hi, Beth Anne. 771 00:43:46,509 --> 00:43:48,870 And I had no idea where I'd find it. 772 00:44:00,441 --> 00:44:01,578 When I was 10, 773 00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:03,338 something happened to me... 774 00:44:06,969 --> 00:44:09,513 And something happened to Beth Anne Miller... 775 00:44:15,202 --> 00:44:17,485 and it changed both of our lives... 776 00:44:19,764 --> 00:44:21,090 forever. 777 00:45:17,264 --> 00:45:41,090 Subtitles by Travis and Amariss www.forom.com