1 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:03,704 I've never belonged to a club. 2 00:01:03,984 --> 00:01:06,365 I mean, I get them, I just don't want to be in them. 3 00:01:06,790 --> 00:01:08,049 Like book clubs. 4 00:01:08,213 --> 00:01:10,902 "Hey, check out how smart we are. We can read." 5 00:01:10,994 --> 00:01:12,293 Shut up, already. 6 00:01:12,509 --> 00:01:14,720 And bicycle clubs. What's that about? 7 00:01:14,859 --> 00:01:17,516 One guy in a bad outfit, you're a tool. 8 00:01:17,588 --> 00:01:21,100 Four guys in the same goofy shirt, suddenly, you're the shit? 9 00:01:21,152 --> 00:01:22,135 Give me a break. 10 00:01:22,903 --> 00:01:25,893 My parents always told me to join some club at school, 11 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:27,987 any club at all, just pick a card, 12 00:01:28,151 --> 00:01:32,233 but I didn't, and then a club finally picked me. 13 00:01:32,796 --> 00:01:35,200 I don't think this is what my parents had in mind. 14 00:01:35,252 --> 00:01:37,913 - Did you rob a grave or something? - No. 15 00:01:38,596 --> 00:01:42,031 I was combing through somebody's garbage looking for their credit card receipts. 16 00:01:44,239 --> 00:01:45,617 That's teriyaki sauce. Here, smell. 17 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:46,579 Not while I'm eating. 18 00:01:46,629 --> 00:01:50,336 Well, your fingernails could use a little spa time. 19 00:01:50,459 --> 00:01:51,667 Aw, thanks. 20 00:01:53,096 --> 00:01:54,642 Not while I'm eating. 21 00:01:54,724 --> 00:01:56,081 Oh, bloody hell. 22 00:01:56,142 --> 00:01:58,937 Sorry, I didn't think you would do that at the table. 23 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,853 I can't win with you people, can't I? 24 00:02:01,027 --> 00:02:02,983 You're moaning about my personal hygiene. 25 00:02:03,014 --> 00:02:04,616 You're going on about my etiquette. 26 00:02:04,835 --> 00:02:06,137 I can't fucking win. 27 00:02:06,289 --> 00:02:08,743 Mason, if you weren't a reaper, where would you be right now? 28 00:02:08,788 --> 00:02:09,321 Dead. 29 00:02:09,384 --> 00:02:11,354 - But if you weren't dead. - I'd be dead. 30 00:02:11,537 --> 00:02:13,206 I'd be back in college, 31 00:02:13,945 --> 00:02:14,995 a sophomore. 32 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:16,741 It's enough to make you glad you're dead. 33 00:02:23,947 --> 00:02:26,166 It's too early for this crap. We're moving. 34 00:02:26,274 --> 00:02:27,165 We've ordered. 35 00:02:27,672 --> 00:02:30,723 They'll figure out. They're really smart here. Let's go. 36 00:02:39,187 --> 00:02:40,161 What can I get for you? 37 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:42,002 Nothing, Kiffany, thank you. 38 00:02:42,382 --> 00:02:44,651 - You're not ordering breakfast today? - No, I've had breakfast. 39 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:47,307 Where did you eat? 40 00:02:47,414 --> 00:02:49,074 Hungry Pete's, just down the street. 41 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:51,741 Escape from routine, it is good for the soul. 42 00:02:52,014 --> 00:02:52,930 How was it? 43 00:02:53,154 --> 00:02:53,825 Awful. 44 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:55,346 Never going back. 45 00:02:56,723 --> 00:02:59,356 A ticket to Cancun, first class? Are you shitting me? 46 00:02:59,498 --> 00:03:01,567 There's a post-it on it, dumb ass. 47 00:03:01,628 --> 00:03:04,254 If you are putting me on a plane that's going down, I swear to god-- 48 00:03:04,286 --> 00:03:06,041 I can't swim, Rube. That's not funny. 49 00:03:06,108 --> 00:03:07,956 There's one post-it each. 50 00:03:07,992 --> 00:03:11,289 Odds are there are more than two people on that plane. 51 00:03:11,346 --> 00:03:14,120 Odds are if the plane goes down, everyone's going to die. 52 00:03:14,187 --> 00:03:16,956 Odds are that plane ain't going down. 53 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,519 President of the math club? 54 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:20,240 Just smarter than Mason. 55 00:03:20,546 --> 00:03:22,656 - Really? - Well, look at you... 56 00:03:23,588 --> 00:03:25,319 What's the Montgomery club? 57 00:03:25,431 --> 00:03:29,973 Old-line country club, beautiful golf course, old money, big money. 58 00:03:30,054 --> 00:03:30,992 Money money. 59 00:03:31,217 --> 00:03:33,499 Don't get lost on the green. 60 00:03:33,715 --> 00:03:36,096 She gets a vip reap last week, and this week... 61 00:03:36,331 --> 00:03:38,948 Montgomery club? It's just not fair. 62 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:40,791 Well, that's not my call. 63 00:03:41,032 --> 00:03:42,118 Humor me? 64 00:03:42,382 --> 00:03:43,858 Give yourself extra time. 65 00:03:43,935 --> 00:03:45,870 See how that other half lives. 66 00:03:46,131 --> 00:03:47,913 Isn't that what I've been doing? 67 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:48,861 Nothing for me today? 68 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:50,135 No, nothing for you today. 69 00:03:50,601 --> 00:03:51,575 What's yours? 70 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:56,392 Me, I've got a 1019 West Slane street outside room 216. 71 00:03:56,449 --> 00:03:58,747 Sounds like a hotel. Maybe a murder. 72 00:03:58,804 --> 00:03:59,510 Maybe. 73 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:00,954 I'm kind of in the mood for a murder. 74 00:04:04,051 --> 00:04:05,792 What is this? 75 00:04:05,873 --> 00:04:11,209 That, my dear, is the very same organic whole grain banana nut bread 76 00:04:11,276 --> 00:04:12,832 that won me a blue ribbon 77 00:04:12,899 --> 00:04:16,683 at the New Mexico state fair in 1975. 78 00:04:17,031 --> 00:04:18,485 Why were you in New Mexico? 79 00:04:18,772 --> 00:04:21,992 I was managing a llama ranch outside of Santa Fe. 80 00:04:23,941 --> 00:04:25,411 It smells bad. 81 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:27,906 Are you always so afraid of trying something new? 82 00:04:27,982 --> 00:04:30,123 If I think it came out of a llama's butt. 83 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:31,592 Fine. 84 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:33,579 Be a conformist. 85 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:35,090 Have Cap'n Crunch. 86 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:37,194 Mom never told me she lived on a llama ranch. 87 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:38,797 That's because mom never did. 88 00:04:38,859 --> 00:04:40,388 Your mom was in the seventh grade 89 00:04:40,445 --> 00:04:44,459 while her mom was 800 miles away spreading her wings. 90 00:04:44,726 --> 00:04:47,889 Santa Fe was so beautiful. 91 00:04:48,089 --> 00:04:50,117 You and your sister would have loved it. 92 00:04:50,199 --> 00:04:51,156 I want to go. 93 00:04:51,217 --> 00:04:54,831 Honey, my life is filled with stories. 94 00:04:55,310 --> 00:05:00,172 Stories don't happen to people who just stay inside. 95 00:05:00,229 --> 00:05:03,423 - Reggie, go get ready for school. - I want to hear more stories. 96 00:05:03,828 --> 00:05:05,338 After school. 97 00:05:05,466 --> 00:05:08,988 Did you know that your grandmother once did time? 98 00:05:09,049 --> 00:05:11,022 - You were in jail? - Mom... 99 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:14,298 Did you steal something? 100 00:05:14,391 --> 00:05:19,255 I was in jail because Richard Nixon was a liar and an asshole. 101 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:21,958 All right. Reggie? Now. 102 00:05:28,067 --> 00:05:31,491 - That so does not work for me. - What? 103 00:05:31,544 --> 00:05:35,249 I can't listen to you tell story after story about your selfishness 104 00:05:35,311 --> 00:05:37,892 and then call it a life philosophy. 105 00:05:37,973 --> 00:05:40,754 I was a concerned american citizen. 106 00:05:40,826 --> 00:05:42,838 I wanted the White House to hear my voice. 107 00:05:42,894 --> 00:05:45,593 I was 11. I wanted a ride home from school. 108 00:05:45,654 --> 00:05:48,528 So tell me, Joy, did you get home from school that day? 109 00:05:48,572 --> 00:05:51,485 You cannot, in front of an impressionable child, 110 00:05:51,604 --> 00:05:53,785 brag about going to jail. 111 00:05:54,706 --> 00:05:56,448 She's 12. She can handle it. 112 00:05:57,277 --> 00:05:58,540 She's 11, 113 00:05:58,664 --> 00:05:59,994 and that's not your call. 114 00:06:00,896 --> 00:06:02,954 So are you picking me up after school, grandma? 115 00:06:07,086 --> 00:06:08,001 Absolutely. 116 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:09,144 Okay. Bye. 117 00:06:09,861 --> 00:06:12,468 We'll have an adventure, something weird. 118 00:06:12,637 --> 00:06:13,394 Cool. 119 00:06:17,608 --> 00:06:19,912 Little girls love adventures. 120 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:23,034 At least, most of them do. 121 00:06:23,086 --> 00:06:24,772 You run away your whole life, 122 00:06:24,822 --> 00:06:27,808 and then you parade it around you like a badge of honor. 123 00:06:27,849 --> 00:06:28,688 It's just beyond me. 124 00:06:28,748 --> 00:06:31,923 I don't run away. I run towards. 125 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:33,557 Oh, pretty. 126 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:36,619 Why don't you needle-point that on a pillow for me, huh? 127 00:06:36,675 --> 00:06:38,543 - It's not my thing. - No. 128 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:42,435 You don't stick around anywhere long enough to do that kind of project, do you? 129 00:06:42,563 --> 00:06:44,668 I invited you to Italy. You said no. 130 00:06:44,734 --> 00:06:47,519 Mother, you don't invite a fourth grader to Italy. 131 00:06:47,578 --> 00:06:49,306 You either take them or you don't. Right? 132 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,724 I mean, make a fucking choice. 133 00:06:55,251 --> 00:06:58,302 - I'm not that girl. - Not what girl? 134 00:06:58,482 --> 00:07:01,277 The girl Clancy is sleeping with. 135 00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:05,491 Stop taking it out on me. 136 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,469 - Where are you going? - Away from you. 137 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,333 I guess when you want to run away from your life, 138 00:07:14,789 --> 00:07:18,009 you just make a break for it and hope no one's looking. 139 00:07:28,633 --> 00:07:29,591 Hey, Reggie. 140 00:07:30,769 --> 00:07:32,887 Imagine yourself on the island of Komodo, 141 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:36,257 face to face with the terrifying dragon that roams its shores. 142 00:07:36,385 --> 00:07:37,700 That's a Komodo dragon? 143 00:07:37,814 --> 00:07:40,793 Yeah, I'm showing my dragon to several classes this morning. 144 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:43,157 Would you like to be my assistant? 145 00:07:43,461 --> 00:07:44,613 What do I have to do? 146 00:07:44,766 --> 00:07:46,250 Just stand there and look pretty. 147 00:07:48,894 --> 00:07:51,116 - Can I touch it? - Don't be absurd. 148 00:07:51,197 --> 00:07:53,231 The Komodo dragon is a dangerous carnivore. 149 00:07:53,489 --> 00:07:55,774 He'll eat you like you're a piece of turkey baloney, 150 00:07:55,862 --> 00:07:58,447 which, in case you're all curious, is his favorite. 151 00:07:58,534 --> 00:08:00,332 - What's his name? - Frodo. 152 00:08:00,617 --> 00:08:02,698 - Who? - Like the hobbit. 153 00:08:03,096 --> 00:08:06,055 - Have you been dead for the last 6 years? - Seven. 154 00:08:08,374 --> 00:08:11,361 I'm not going to hurt him. I just want to pet him. 155 00:08:11,442 --> 00:08:13,920 Frodo hurting you is the more likely scenario. 156 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,074 So, Reggie, do you want to be my assistant? 157 00:08:17,452 --> 00:08:19,562 Mrs. Brody said I could pick anybody. 158 00:08:20,535 --> 00:08:22,281 - Sure. - Yes! 159 00:08:27,571 --> 00:08:30,673 - Goldilocks likes you. - His name is Francis. 160 00:08:52,722 --> 00:08:54,210 Please put it somewhere safe. 161 00:08:54,262 --> 00:08:56,479 This dent happened the last time I was here. 162 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:04,563 May I help you? 163 00:09:05,453 --> 00:09:11,260 I'm looking for information on the intra-country club women's golf league. 164 00:09:11,477 --> 00:09:14,670 We don't have an intra-country club women's golf league. 165 00:09:15,235 --> 00:09:18,818 Which is why I'm here, to talk to someone about getting one started. 166 00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:20,231 Miss, this is a private club. 167 00:09:20,337 --> 00:09:22,852 I was told to ask for a... 168 00:09:24,505 --> 00:09:25,591 T. Hesburgh? 169 00:09:25,658 --> 00:09:26,677 I'm very sorry, miss. 170 00:09:27,245 --> 00:09:28,218 Members only. 171 00:09:28,392 --> 00:09:30,096 Well, Hesburgh invited me here, 172 00:09:30,158 --> 00:09:32,059 and now I'm here, 173 00:09:32,217 --> 00:09:35,636 so if you want to turn me away, that's on you, dear sir, 174 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,785 but Hesburgh won't like it. Heads could roll. 175 00:09:40,127 --> 00:09:41,024 Roll. 176 00:09:41,197 --> 00:09:42,154 She can sit with me. 177 00:09:44,581 --> 00:09:45,407 Very good, sir. 178 00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:51,145 I...I know mr. Hesburgh. 179 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,808 He's out on the back nine. You can take a seat if you want. 180 00:09:53,976 --> 00:09:57,024 That's very nice of you. Thank you. 181 00:09:57,187 --> 00:09:57,913 Cute. 182 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,188 A little country clubby, but cute. 183 00:10:00,341 --> 00:10:00,955 I'm Trip. 184 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:02,490 Of course you are. 185 00:10:02,779 --> 00:10:03,551 I'm George. 186 00:10:05,032 --> 00:10:06,106 As in Georgia? 187 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,905 George. That's a cute nickname. 188 00:10:10,135 --> 00:10:13,224 It's not a nickname... Trip. 189 00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:16,074 So... 190 00:10:16,377 --> 00:10:17,749 why do you need to see mr. Hesburgh? 191 00:10:17,806 --> 00:10:19,919 It's... personal. 192 00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:23,334 Since we're pretending to know each other, 193 00:10:23,821 --> 00:10:25,517 let's pretend to like each other, too. 194 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,267 Well, you see, the truth is, Trip, 195 00:10:27,474 --> 00:10:29,426 I'm a process server. 196 00:10:29,499 --> 00:10:30,682 He's being sued. 197 00:10:32,336 --> 00:10:33,042 Bummer. 198 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:35,423 I work for mr. Hesburgh. 199 00:10:36,279 --> 00:10:37,000 Oh. 200 00:10:37,456 --> 00:10:39,166 Maybe you're a troublemaker too. 201 00:10:39,678 --> 00:10:41,762 Maybe I'd better steer clear. 202 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:43,969 Okay, you do that. 203 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:51,818 Children. 204 00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:55,812 - This isn't a hotel. It's a school. - I can see that. 205 00:10:56,529 --> 00:10:57,250 Hi, buddy. 206 00:10:57,768 --> 00:11:01,448 - Tell me, where's room 216? - Go fuck yourself. 207 00:11:01,905 --> 00:11:03,455 Kids have changed, huh? 208 00:11:04,603 --> 00:11:06,451 Well, it's a school, so there are numbers on the doors. 209 00:11:06,513 --> 00:11:08,649 I can see that. Don't talk to me like I'm a third grader. 210 00:11:08,726 --> 00:11:10,003 Let's go, you're late. You're going to get whipped. 211 00:11:10,109 --> 00:11:12,344 Come on. Let's go. 212 00:11:12,432 --> 00:11:13,151 You have fun, now. 213 00:11:13,212 --> 00:11:14,537 Oh, no, no, no, you're coming with me. 214 00:11:14,603 --> 00:11:16,154 - Why? - Cause you can talk to third graders. 215 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:17,564 They're going to take the electric chair to you. 216 00:11:17,613 --> 00:11:18,812 You know what's going to happen to you? 217 00:11:20,009 --> 00:11:21,868 Well, I actually write for his newspaper, 218 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,345 so I have to ask the key question. 219 00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:27,115 Why is he being sued? 220 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,292 The paper libelled someone. 221 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:32,510 - They defamed someone's character? - That's the same thing as libel. 222 00:11:32,611 --> 00:11:35,944 The paper boy kept throwing someone's paper in the bushes? 223 00:11:36,301 --> 00:11:37,131 That must be it. 224 00:11:38,968 --> 00:11:40,791 Well, you sure are a pretty process server. 225 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,153 Maybe I'm lying. 226 00:11:42,308 --> 00:11:44,376 Maybe I'm really here for some other reason. 227 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,249 Well, I don't know anything about you. 228 00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:47,616 No, you don't. 229 00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:49,696 Except that you are lying about why you're here. 230 00:11:49,906 --> 00:11:50,633 Right. 231 00:11:52,454 --> 00:11:53,632 Is your name really George? 232 00:11:53,704 --> 00:11:55,993 Yes. You're trip? 233 00:11:56,102 --> 00:11:56,863 Yes. 234 00:11:57,098 --> 00:11:57,980 Ivy league? 235 00:11:58,179 --> 00:11:59,290 Yale. You? 236 00:11:59,347 --> 00:12:01,231 Dropout. Siblings? 237 00:12:01,302 --> 00:12:02,152 Sister. You? 238 00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:02,900 Sister. 239 00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:04,155 - You live alone? - No. 240 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,567 - Guy? - Actress. 241 00:12:05,674 --> 00:12:06,669 - Successful? - No. 242 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:09,401 - So, you're rich? - Trust fund. 243 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,625 - You have pets? - Frog. 244 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:13,328 - Frog? - Frog. 245 00:12:13,415 --> 00:12:15,485 Amphibian. Interesting. 246 00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:18,085 Favorite food? 247 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,012 Waffles. Favorite place? 248 00:12:20,128 --> 00:12:20,856 Right now? 249 00:12:22,135 --> 00:12:22,996 Here. 250 00:12:24,173 --> 00:12:25,802 - Really? - Yeah. 251 00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:27,624 - You lying? - No. 252 00:12:31,528 --> 00:12:33,076 - Money or fame? - Money. 253 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,697 - Money or immortality? - Money. 254 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:37,332 Money or love? 255 00:12:40,446 --> 00:12:41,060 Money. 256 00:12:43,008 --> 00:12:43,840 Liar. 257 00:12:46,035 --> 00:12:46,989 Do you have a girlfriend? 258 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:50,732 Do you have a boyfriend? 259 00:12:53,327 --> 00:12:56,184 - Are you lying? - Not about that. 260 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,908 - Breakfast or dinner? - Brunch. 261 00:12:59,997 --> 00:13:02,584 - That was an invitation. - Oh. 262 00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:05,983 Um...dinner, I guess. 263 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,632 Dinner it is, then. 264 00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:14,058 Okay, Francis, are you and your dragon all set? 265 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,399 Yeah, I think so. 266 00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,458 - And Reggie's your assistant, right? - Yeah. 267 00:13:18,227 --> 00:13:19,081 Who are you? 268 00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:24,652 - Are you from miss McDermott's class? - Yeah. I'm class monitor. 269 00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:26,249 Okay, it's fine. 270 00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:28,548 Francis, since we've got the komodo to show, I think we should-- 271 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:30,771 just a second. 272 00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:32,997 This is ridiculous. 273 00:13:33,384 --> 00:13:37,974 Mr. Parker, can you please check on the commotion in there? Thank you. 274 00:13:38,307 --> 00:13:39,156 That's my guy. 275 00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:48,741 There's no teacher in there. 276 00:13:51,594 --> 00:13:53,246 Is one of you the second grade substitute teacher? 277 00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:54,052 Yeah, he is. 278 00:13:54,491 --> 00:13:55,930 Why would you do that to me? 279 00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:57,063 I'm dead. I want to be entertained. 280 00:13:57,123 --> 00:13:59,534 Well, you're late. They're going totally A.D.D. 281 00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:00,660 You'd better get in there now. 282 00:14:02,162 --> 00:14:02,913 Who's this? 283 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,901 - She's my teacher's-- - I'm his daughter. - My daughter. 284 00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:07,522 Oh, really? She doesn't look anything like you. 285 00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:08,950 She's so pale. 286 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,695 Practically a ghost. 287 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,219 Right. Well, just...go. 288 00:14:18,453 --> 00:14:20,086 Was that entertaining enough for you? 289 00:14:20,368 --> 00:14:21,551 It's a start, daddy. 290 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,188 I could wear a dress. Would that be entertaining? 291 00:14:24,249 --> 00:14:25,790 I'd actually really like to see that. 292 00:14:25,876 --> 00:14:28,657 Oh, well, maybe we'll go shopping after this. That'd be fun, wouldn't it? 293 00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:36,688 I told you to use your fucking sirens on the way over. 294 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,410 - We were nearly la... - What the... 295 00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:41,496 Hi, guys. Welcome to travel national air, TNA. 296 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:47,288 My ticket. 297 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:51,042 I love you. 298 00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:56,849 - Now, can I get you two a cocktail? - Oh...yes. 299 00:14:57,388 --> 00:14:58,482 I would like... 300 00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:03,366 basically anything with one of those little wooden umbrellas in it, you know? 301 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,748 Nothing for me, thank you. 302 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,741 Do the damn reap first, Mason, and then get hammered. 303 00:15:12,982 --> 00:15:14,831 I am a high-functioning drunk. 304 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:20,560 I am going to join the mile-high club today. 305 00:15:20,617 --> 00:15:22,541 You've never had sex on a plane before? 306 00:15:22,705 --> 00:15:23,452 What? 307 00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:26,550 - Is that what that means? - Mm-hmm. 308 00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:29,678 - What did you think it meant? - Never mind. 309 00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:31,620 No, for real, tell me what you thought it meant. 310 00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:34,476 Roxy, I've never flown before. I'm a bit nervous, all right? 311 00:15:34,543 --> 00:15:37,276 Well, congratulations, baby. Drink up. 312 00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:38,521 Buckle up... 313 00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:40,733 and don't fuck it up. 314 00:15:42,899 --> 00:15:44,942 Just making them draw pictures is a cop-out. 315 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,319 You should actually teach them something. 316 00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:48,448 - I'm not their teacher. - You are today. 317 00:15:48,935 --> 00:15:51,065 You have a chance to impact young people's lives, 318 00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:53,108 and it's slipping by you. It's a shame. 319 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,438 How's this? 320 00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:00,675 Oh, it's very, very good. 321 00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:01,576 Rule of thumb-- 322 00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:02,635 lip liner-- 323 00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:05,888 you want to sketch, honey, not draw, sketch. 324 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,206 Thanks a lot, Daisy. 325 00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:08,037 Yeah. 326 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:11,049 - Hi. - Hi yourself. 327 00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:12,400 What are you going to teach us? 328 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,310 Discipline. Return to your seat. 329 00:16:23,598 --> 00:16:24,929 All right, stop drawing. 330 00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,963 I want you to look up at these four pictures up here. 331 00:16:31,861 --> 00:16:33,417 What do all these things have in common? 332 00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:35,891 You. 333 00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:36,787 They can all swim. 334 00:16:37,575 --> 00:16:39,306 Bats don't swim. Anyone else? 335 00:16:39,408 --> 00:16:42,204 They all...eat meat? 336 00:16:42,476 --> 00:16:44,068 Beavers eat plants. Anyone else? 337 00:16:44,452 --> 00:16:46,433 Anyone who might get into college? 338 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,915 And I'm talking state school. 339 00:16:51,404 --> 00:16:52,250 Yes? 340 00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:54,190 They all die. 341 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,529 - What's your name? - Sara. 342 00:16:56,580 --> 00:17:00,851 That's right, Sara, they all die. Everything and everyone dies. 343 00:17:06,729 --> 00:17:07,702 I'm kidding. 344 00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:08,802 I'm kidding. 345 00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:11,726 They're all mammals. 346 00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:16,779 Who can describe the characteristics of a mammal? 347 00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:21,813 - Yeah? - They can all fly. 348 00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:26,145 Jesus, Jessie, work with daisy on your lip gloss. Anybody else? 349 00:17:27,854 --> 00:17:28,714 Miss Daisy? 350 00:17:29,262 --> 00:17:32,114 All mammals, like people, are warm-blooded. 351 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:35,160 Well, yes, they are. Let's hear it for miss Daisy. 352 00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:36,641 Very good. 353 00:17:40,422 --> 00:17:43,296 - Kids actually like you, Rube. - Oh, I know. 354 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,195 It's baffling, isn't it? 355 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,155 - Hi. What are you doing? - Paying bills. 356 00:17:51,688 --> 00:17:53,967 Oh...oh. 357 00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:57,694 This water bill is awfully high. 358 00:17:57,903 --> 00:18:00,208 You and Reggie flush every time out? 359 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:03,009 You know, mother, I'm lucky if I even get to go at all. 360 00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:06,194 I'll bet you and reggie flush twice as much as you need to. 361 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,212 Okay, you know what, mom? 362 00:18:07,264 --> 00:18:10,063 Paying bills is hard enough without the play-by-play. 363 00:18:10,919 --> 00:18:13,760 I really think you should try getting out of the house. 364 00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:16,024 You know, I was just thinking that about you. 365 00:18:16,075 --> 00:18:19,372 You're all straight lines and right angles, Joy. 366 00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:23,111 If you don't loosen up, you're never going to hold another penis again. 367 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,727 Why do you keep running away from me? 368 00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:35,941 We'll be on our way momentarily, ladies and gentlemen. 369 00:18:35,987 --> 00:18:38,071 We're just waiting for some late arrivals. 370 00:18:38,179 --> 00:18:39,698 Did you bring your sunscreen, Roxy? 371 00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:41,777 - I'm black. - Oh, right. 372 00:18:42,906 --> 00:18:44,988 Black people tan, you bozo. 373 00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:48,506 I have spf 15 if you want to use it. 374 00:18:48,602 --> 00:18:50,307 - Champagne? - Ah, yes. 375 00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:51,624 Uh, no, thank you. 376 00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:54,723 Missy, you look so familiar to me. What's your last name? 377 00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:58,150 - Balabanian. It's armenian. - Oh, my mistake. 378 00:18:58,586 --> 00:18:59,632 Nice bracelet. 379 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,172 Oh, it was my grandmother's. 380 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:05,204 - Wow, it's beautiful. - Thank you. 381 00:19:05,288 --> 00:19:07,148 I love that armenian craftsmanship. 382 00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:10,906 I will have that champagne now. 383 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,443 - Okay. - Good for you, Roxy. 384 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,234 Finally letting go and relaxing. 385 00:19:15,148 --> 00:19:17,773 - That's a damn shame. - What is? 386 00:19:17,822 --> 00:19:21,356 That pretty armenian girl is going to die looking like an in-flight hooker. 387 00:19:21,683 --> 00:19:25,755 - Hmm, at least she got to see the world. - Looking like a hooker. 388 00:19:26,869 --> 00:19:28,749 - There you go. - Thank you. 389 00:19:29,743 --> 00:19:31,980 I seem to have dropped my ticket on the floor. 390 00:19:32,082 --> 00:19:35,077 I'm really-- I'm sorry about that. I just... 391 00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:37,862 There you go, clumsy. 392 00:19:39,402 --> 00:19:41,923 And at least I got to see that. 393 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,374 - You're tragic. - I suppose I am. 394 00:19:49,071 --> 00:19:51,538 Okay, everyone, settle down, please. 395 00:19:53,771 --> 00:19:58,359 We have something very special to share with you today, 396 00:19:58,516 --> 00:20:02,936 a very special report on the Komodo dragon by Francis Bischetti. 397 00:20:09,485 --> 00:20:15,050 "The komodo dragon, or varanus komodoensis," by Francis Bischetti. 398 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:19,658 The komodo is found exclusively on the indonesian islands of Komodo, 399 00:20:19,821 --> 00:20:22,822 Rintja, Padar, Gili, and Mota. 400 00:20:23,328 --> 00:20:26,002 It hunts by ambush and seizes with its jaws. 401 00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:28,792 - Dragon kills janitor. - Possibility. 402 00:20:28,869 --> 00:20:30,988 It can bite a man's hand right off. 403 00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:37,383 They live free in the wild, beholden to no man. 404 00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:44,152 Oh, my god. 405 00:20:45,218 --> 00:20:45,846 That's us. 406 00:21:00,265 --> 00:21:02,251 What in the name of Jesus? 407 00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:06,444 Go back to hell, you beast. You won't touch my children. 408 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,224 Don't hurt Frodo! 409 00:21:15,865 --> 00:21:16,674 I got it. 410 00:21:25,574 --> 00:21:27,007 Did they catch it? 411 00:21:29,027 --> 00:21:30,192 Fi--fire drill. 412 00:21:30,478 --> 00:21:32,055 Fire drill, two lines out the door. 413 00:21:43,264 --> 00:21:47,195 - Damn. Did I kill something endangered? - You did. 414 00:21:47,323 --> 00:21:50,410 Shit. I'm a member of the Sierra club. 415 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:54,199 Well...it was in self-defense. 416 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:58,025 Yeah. It's not like it was something cute, like a baby seal. 417 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,621 There you go. This looks promising. 418 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,651 Why? 419 00:22:14,239 --> 00:22:16,993 Newlyweds-- accident prone, obviously. 420 00:22:20,982 --> 00:22:23,675 - Okay, there you go. - Thanks, Missy. 421 00:22:23,762 --> 00:22:26,707 - Oh, I've got no umbrella? - They're a security risk. 422 00:22:26,922 --> 00:22:29,181 You can't be too careful. Can't you? 423 00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:31,171 - What's the movie? - Four weddings and a funeral. 424 00:22:31,755 --> 00:22:32,816 Close enough. 425 00:22:33,882 --> 00:22:35,037 Hey, wait! 426 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:38,984 Why are you stalking me? 427 00:22:39,955 --> 00:22:41,554 You're the stalker. 428 00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:42,952 Go away. 429 00:22:44,783 --> 00:22:46,674 Why did you touch that dragon? 430 00:22:47,268 --> 00:22:49,833 I'm a dragon slayer. Now go away. 431 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:54,303 - I saw you steal from that girl. - Good for you. 432 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:57,514 Want some chocolate milk? 433 00:23:00,872 --> 00:23:01,491 Sure. 434 00:23:10,329 --> 00:23:12,361 Aren't you going to get in trouble for ditching school? 435 00:23:13,206 --> 00:23:14,384 Aren't you? 436 00:23:17,123 --> 00:23:18,321 I don't have school. 437 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,627 Well, what do you do all day? 438 00:23:21,926 --> 00:23:25,608 I'm a dragon slayer. I told you. Now stop following me. 439 00:23:27,046 --> 00:23:28,552 Do you know a girl named George? 440 00:23:31,459 --> 00:23:33,088 Was she killed by a toilet seat? 441 00:23:34,603 --> 00:23:36,150 Yeah, I've heard of her. 442 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:46,442 You're a brave girl. 443 00:23:47,574 --> 00:23:50,614 So George stays in, I suspect, with nothing. 444 00:23:50,671 --> 00:23:54,020 I just don't want to miss mr. Hesburgh when he shows up. 445 00:23:54,536 --> 00:23:57,056 I told you I'd point him out to you when he comes in off the 18th. 446 00:23:58,801 --> 00:24:02,842 - I bet five bucks. - Five bucks? Where are we, Vegas? 447 00:24:03,005 --> 00:24:04,356 Well, that's the glory of poker. 448 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,512 My dad always says, "it has to hurt a little bit." 449 00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:08,222 Otherwise, bets don't matter, 450 00:24:08,996 --> 00:24:12,334 so, George, are you going to call, raise, or fold? 451 00:24:12,647 --> 00:24:13,516 Fold. 452 00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,034 Hmm...mistake. 453 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,692 I had a pair of kings. 454 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,680 Well, actually, you had trip kings. 455 00:24:20,997 --> 00:24:23,225 Two in the pocket and one showing on the board. 456 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,219 It's three kings... trips. 457 00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:30,311 Trip, trip, trip, you are really cute. 458 00:24:30,372 --> 00:24:33,690 - You bluffed me. - Yeah, it's the story of my life. 459 00:24:34,637 --> 00:24:36,798 Sir. How is everything? 460 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:39,035 It's lovely. How are you? 461 00:24:39,127 --> 00:24:40,842 Lovely, and you, miss? 462 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:41,717 Lovely. 463 00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:45,127 Enough with the fucking "lovely." Talk like men. 464 00:24:45,199 --> 00:24:47,218 The golf course has never been in better shape. 465 00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:50,509 If we could just get old man Gibson to stop driving his cart through the sand traps. 466 00:24:51,221 --> 00:24:52,284 Good one, sir. 467 00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:54,299 Call me if you need anything. 468 00:24:54,738 --> 00:24:57,370 Yeah, if he needs someone further up his ass. 469 00:24:57,544 --> 00:25:00,589 You know, for someone who supposedly hates country club life, 470 00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,110 you seem pretty comfortable. 471 00:25:04,614 --> 00:25:05,588 I hate it. 472 00:25:06,698 --> 00:25:07,503 Why? 473 00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:11,307 Absolutely no surprises. 474 00:25:11,864 --> 00:25:13,857 I hear the same nonsense every time I walk in-- 475 00:25:14,016 --> 00:25:16,023 "isn't that a lovely dress?" 476 00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:18,757 "Man, the 14th just ate me up today." 477 00:25:18,874 --> 00:25:20,374 "Another bombay martini, sir?" 478 00:25:20,973 --> 00:25:22,766 It's like you know everything 479 00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,772 everyone's going to do before they do it. 480 00:25:29,869 --> 00:25:30,876 Except for that. 481 00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:40,178 We still have four planes ahead of us, 482 00:25:40,225 --> 00:25:41,914 but until we get off the ground, 483 00:25:42,109 --> 00:25:44,885 Missy and Sparkle will be happy to distract you. 484 00:25:46,148 --> 00:25:49,170 Open your bag, open your bag, open your bag, open your bag, open your bag. 485 00:25:51,247 --> 00:25:53,691 Concentrate on your post-it, Mason. 486 00:25:53,751 --> 00:25:57,034 - Maybe I'm not a very good flier. - You're not a very good reaper. 487 00:25:58,327 --> 00:26:02,993 Mrs... Tanya Diller. 488 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:07,745 Mrs... Bernard... Diller. 489 00:26:08,887 --> 00:26:12,425 - Which one do you like best? - Oh, both of them. 490 00:26:13,002 --> 00:26:14,309 Can I offer you a snack? 491 00:26:14,386 --> 00:26:17,693 No, get those peanuts far away from my baby. He's totally allergic. 492 00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:20,955 Always looking out for me, babe. 493 00:26:21,036 --> 00:26:22,522 - Love you. - Love you more. 494 00:26:24,832 --> 00:26:26,670 Bernard Diller, it's Bernard Diller. 495 00:26:26,776 --> 00:26:27,386 He's dead. 496 00:26:27,866 --> 00:26:31,800 Good, because I can't stand watching that tonsil hockey all the way to Cancun. 497 00:26:32,331 --> 00:26:32,961 I can. 498 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,391 Busted. 499 00:26:42,607 --> 00:26:45,920 More champagne, please. Account number 1835. 500 00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:50,268 You're a quick study, George... 501 00:26:50,841 --> 00:26:51,927 who has no last name. 502 00:26:52,054 --> 00:26:52,848 I have one. 503 00:26:52,935 --> 00:26:55,781 You're just not a clever enough reporter to figure it out. 504 00:26:56,765 --> 00:26:58,085 Who said I was a reporter? 505 00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:00,098 So you don't write for the newspaper? 506 00:27:00,446 --> 00:27:01,966 You were lying to me. 507 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,757 I work for the newspaper, but I'm not a reporter. 508 00:27:05,484 --> 00:27:06,841 I actually write obits. 509 00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:09,370 I read obits. 510 00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:11,417 - I write them. - I read them. 511 00:27:11,485 --> 00:27:13,147 Well, we have that in common, then. 512 00:27:13,276 --> 00:27:14,460 - Death-fixated. - No way. 513 00:27:17,198 --> 00:27:19,247 Deaths celebrate life, 514 00:27:19,696 --> 00:27:22,190 a life so well lived that it needs to be written about. 515 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,157 I really like him. 516 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:25,237 I really like you. 517 00:27:32,415 --> 00:27:33,796 Anything else, mr. Hesburgh? 518 00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,023 Uh, no. Thanks. 519 00:27:40,850 --> 00:27:41,889 Wait a minute. 520 00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:48,554 - You're T. Hesburgh? - Yes...I am. 521 00:27:50,397 --> 00:27:51,303 I'm sorry. 522 00:27:51,929 --> 00:27:54,734 Oh, my god. Oh, my fucking god. 523 00:27:55,445 --> 00:27:56,720 Hey, wait a second. 524 00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:58,881 George. 525 00:27:59,832 --> 00:28:00,749 Hey, George, wait. 526 00:28:02,093 --> 00:28:03,984 Look, I should have told you my name was Hesburgh, 527 00:28:04,031 --> 00:28:05,035 but I was just having some fun. 528 00:28:05,091 --> 00:28:07,364 - Just stay away from me, just stay-- - No, wait. Wait a second. 529 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:09,044 I wasn't messing with you. 530 00:28:09,223 --> 00:28:11,107 I mean, I guess I was at first, but... 531 00:28:12,085 --> 00:28:13,433 I really do like you. 532 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,700 I really like you too. 533 00:28:15,931 --> 00:28:17,994 Just do the job, George. 534 00:28:18,686 --> 00:28:20,492 As I live and breathe, 535 00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:22,484 Thomas Hesburgh III. 536 00:28:24,691 --> 00:28:27,040 - What? - Hey, dad. 537 00:28:28,183 --> 00:28:31,023 - Who are you? - I'm Thomas Hesburgh III. 538 00:28:31,152 --> 00:28:32,551 I'm the third... Trip. 539 00:28:33,216 --> 00:28:35,914 I know, but that's the hand I was dealt. Thanks a lot, dad. 540 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,499 - Hi, and I'm Thomas Hesburgh. - Hi. 541 00:28:40,865 --> 00:28:45,488 - So you're three. Then you're... - Junior. 542 00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,703 You can put all the blame on me. 543 00:28:48,809 --> 00:28:50,656 My father was Thomas Hesburgh, I'm Thomas Hesburgh, 544 00:28:50,757 --> 00:28:52,008 Trip is Thomas Hesburgh, 545 00:28:52,109 --> 00:28:54,208 and when he gets around to siring a son, 546 00:28:54,879 --> 00:28:56,415 the kid will be saddled with... 547 00:28:56,563 --> 00:28:57,971 Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. 548 00:28:58,996 --> 00:28:59,805 Good for you. 549 00:29:00,151 --> 00:29:03,640 Oh, dad, this is my friend, George. George, this is my dad. 550 00:29:05,104 --> 00:29:05,954 A pleasure. 551 00:29:11,453 --> 00:29:12,999 Is everything all right, young lady? 552 00:29:14,401 --> 00:29:17,939 Just too much, um, champagne. 553 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,581 Son of a... 554 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,684 Look at this. 555 00:29:36,338 --> 00:29:37,381 Helene! 556 00:29:37,634 --> 00:29:38,537 Watch out. 557 00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:40,514 Helene! 558 00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:42,029 Helene, watch-- 559 00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:46,592 Dad? 560 00:29:48,273 --> 00:29:48,880 Dad? 561 00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:51,379 Dad? 562 00:29:52,238 --> 00:29:53,907 Oh, my god, dad. Say something. 563 00:29:54,276 --> 00:29:55,598 Say something, dad, please. 564 00:29:55,777 --> 00:29:56,704 Please, don't do this. 565 00:29:56,766 --> 00:29:58,481 And just like that, Trip escaped. 566 00:29:59,516 --> 00:30:01,485 I wonder if he would've seen it that way. 567 00:30:01,564 --> 00:30:02,187 Dad? 568 00:30:02,871 --> 00:30:06,446 On behalf of TNA, I do apologize for our delay. 569 00:30:06,498 --> 00:30:09,581 We're experiencing some flow control because of the weather. 570 00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:13,604 In the meantime, please enjoy a refreshing cocktail. I know I am... 571 00:30:13,905 --> 00:30:16,626 I'm kidding. No, I'm not. 572 00:30:16,677 --> 00:30:19,048 We are going to Cancun today, Roxy. 573 00:30:20,378 --> 00:30:21,603 Hell, yeah. 574 00:30:22,565 --> 00:30:26,093 We are going to drink margaritas on the beach. 575 00:30:42,148 --> 00:30:43,234 Hello. 576 00:30:49,439 --> 00:30:50,300 It's on. 577 00:30:51,744 --> 00:30:53,143 I could use some more bubbly. 578 00:31:09,508 --> 00:31:11,149 - Hi. - Hi. 579 00:31:11,648 --> 00:31:13,299 How was school today? 580 00:31:14,815 --> 00:31:16,396 A dragon was killed... 581 00:31:17,815 --> 00:31:18,666 Wow. 582 00:31:20,038 --> 00:31:21,866 And I think our janitor was hurt. 583 00:31:22,373 --> 00:31:23,104 How? 584 00:31:23,868 --> 00:31:25,244 Trying to catch the dragon. 585 00:31:26,981 --> 00:31:27,937 Okay. 586 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,443 - And I talked to this boy. - Well, that's nice. 587 00:31:33,054 --> 00:31:33,974 Was he cute? 588 00:31:34,998 --> 00:31:36,929 I think he knows George. 589 00:31:38,988 --> 00:31:40,180 So... 590 00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:43,057 it was a busy day. 591 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:48,806 I can't wait for some real mexican food. 592 00:31:49,437 --> 00:31:52,898 - Do you like mole sauce? - "Mol-ay," and it's my favorite. 593 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,495 You know it's real chocolate sauce? 594 00:31:54,677 --> 00:31:55,949 - Fuck off. - Mm-hmm. 595 00:31:59,493 --> 00:32:00,291 Help! 596 00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:02,253 I wanted to go snorkeling. 597 00:32:04,111 --> 00:32:05,057 It's so beautiful down there. 598 00:32:05,153 --> 00:32:07,547 All the different fish, it's like another world. 599 00:32:08,197 --> 00:32:08,990 Help! 600 00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:11,458 Fucking peanuts. I can't...breathe. 601 00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:13,188 I wanted to try parasailing, too. 602 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:16,230 A hundred feet in the air with your balls in a sling 603 00:32:16,271 --> 00:32:19,200 behind a motorboat driven by two drunks named Pedro? 604 00:32:19,256 --> 00:32:20,203 I don't think so. 605 00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:27,336 - Can you see? - I can't see. 606 00:32:27,437 --> 00:32:28,876 Is he all right? 607 00:32:35,082 --> 00:32:35,624 Bernie. 608 00:32:36,081 --> 00:32:36,741 Baby? 609 00:32:39,204 --> 00:32:40,790 You bitch. 610 00:32:57,444 --> 00:32:59,715 Maybe the tickets are refundable. 611 00:32:59,857 --> 00:33:01,803 Act of god, all that bull, you know? 612 00:33:02,233 --> 00:33:04,932 - Maybe. - Maybe. 613 00:33:05,782 --> 00:33:08,531 It should just be a couple more minutes, folks. 614 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:09,949 Thanks for your patience. 615 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:14,087 - Come on, dad. - Look at him. 616 00:33:14,186 --> 00:33:14,844 Don't do this. 617 00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:16,667 He learned lifesaving at junior lifeguards. 618 00:33:17,031 --> 00:33:18,306 He really loves you. 619 00:33:18,907 --> 00:33:20,174 He likes you. 620 00:33:21,408 --> 00:33:22,785 I've seen the way he looks at you. 621 00:33:22,975 --> 00:33:24,188 Something going on there. 622 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:24,899 I don't... 623 00:33:25,289 --> 00:33:28,059 it was just flirting. I shouldn't have been doing it. 624 00:33:29,984 --> 00:33:31,704 Say goodbye to my son, why don't you? 625 00:33:32,536 --> 00:33:34,644 Um, he's... 626 00:33:35,232 --> 00:33:37,403 busy with you. 627 00:33:37,633 --> 00:33:38,776 Don't be afraid. 628 00:33:39,497 --> 00:33:40,424 Well, say something. 629 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,108 Tell him you're sorry. 630 00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:44,866 God... 631 00:33:45,866 --> 00:33:46,722 Okay. 632 00:33:47,075 --> 00:33:49,247 I like him. Do I say, "I'll call you"? 633 00:33:49,384 --> 00:33:51,222 Or do I just give him my number? 634 00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:54,422 That's what Daisy would do. She'd say, "here's my card." 635 00:33:55,047 --> 00:33:56,763 Fuck, his dad just died. 636 00:33:57,305 --> 00:33:57,847 I... 637 00:33:58,624 --> 00:33:59,496 I... 638 00:34:00,974 --> 00:34:02,543 I'm just sorry. 639 00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:11,282 I'll look out for him. 640 00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:12,735 Come on, please. 641 00:34:12,813 --> 00:34:14,247 You look out for him, too, huh? 642 00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:15,676 Okay. 643 00:34:15,788 --> 00:34:16,429 Promise? 644 00:34:17,145 --> 00:34:18,031 I promise. 645 00:34:24,285 --> 00:34:25,071 Hi. 646 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,820 - Did you get Reggie? - Yes. 647 00:34:28,543 --> 00:34:32,512 Come on, leave that for later. I'll buy you an ice cream. 648 00:34:32,950 --> 00:34:35,721 You used to love rainbow sherbet, right? 649 00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:40,008 We need to chat about Reggie. 650 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,442 Her issues are really buried. 651 00:34:42,504 --> 00:34:43,994 I'm dealing with her issues, mom. 652 00:34:44,676 --> 00:34:47,328 I stopped using top and bottom sheets. 653 00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,866 I just take a big navajo blanket, 654 00:34:49,970 --> 00:34:51,640 toss it over the futon, 655 00:34:51,776 --> 00:34:53,297 boom, bed's made. 656 00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:55,939 Well, that's great. The next time I go camping with tonto, 657 00:34:55,995 --> 00:34:57,316 I'll be sure to give that a shot. 658 00:34:57,374 --> 00:35:00,973 I don't think conventional therapy is the way to go, Joy. 659 00:35:01,326 --> 00:35:04,843 My word, you're making this bed so tight. 660 00:35:04,921 --> 00:35:06,676 You know, mom, it's my bed, 661 00:35:06,891 --> 00:35:09,073 and I'm making it the way that I like, 662 00:35:09,267 --> 00:35:11,207 because I'm going to lie in it. 663 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,556 - Truer wordswere never spoken. - No, you know what's true? 664 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:17,172 You would rather stand here 665 00:35:17,393 --> 00:35:20,106 and criticize how I make my bed 666 00:35:20,234 --> 00:35:22,240 than actually help me make it. 667 00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:25,647 Your idea of help is trying to keep order. 668 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,966 Sometimes order is not possible, Joy. 669 00:35:28,107 --> 00:35:34,355 It is not always possible to make sure that everything... 670 00:35:34,422 --> 00:35:36,900 is in the proper place. 671 00:35:38,548 --> 00:35:40,904 Okay, "hey, should I call my husband and daughter 672 00:35:40,955 --> 00:35:42,430 and tell them where I am? 673 00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:46,459 "No, I think I'll just send them some smoke signals from my teepee"! 674 00:35:46,766 --> 00:35:50,368 - That's not fair. - You are so fucking selfish. 675 00:35:50,496 --> 00:35:53,586 "Hey, time. Who needs time, right? 676 00:35:53,617 --> 00:35:56,940 I'm a free spirit. I am way beyond time." 677 00:35:57,313 --> 00:36:01,185 "Let's keep everything neat and tidy. 678 00:36:01,282 --> 00:36:04,989 "Let's make sure that everything is in its proper place, 679 00:36:05,070 --> 00:36:08,357 "that everything is exactly where I left it, 680 00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:11,056 "that nothing will ever change. 681 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,934 "My marriage can end, my daughter can die, 682 00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:16,851 but thank god the house is neat." 683 00:36:16,929 --> 00:36:19,518 - Go to hell! - Goddammit, Joy! 684 00:36:20,071 --> 00:36:22,469 Sometimes life is messy! 685 00:36:23,969 --> 00:36:25,701 Get used to it! 686 00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:34,756 Hi, sweetie. How was school? 687 00:36:35,556 --> 00:36:36,268 Good. 688 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,142 So...who's up for ice cream? 689 00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:54,022 Did you know that due to the Komodo dragon's speed, 690 00:36:54,063 --> 00:36:58,284 it is nearly impossible to escape if it's chasing you? 691 00:36:58,545 --> 00:37:00,617 Thinking about getting a pet? 692 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,205 Just learning something new. 693 00:37:02,881 --> 00:37:05,860 Kiffany, are there any of those fresh oatmeal cookies left? 694 00:37:05,927 --> 00:37:06,644 I think so. 695 00:37:06,716 --> 00:37:08,483 Will you bring one for my friend here? 696 00:37:08,703 --> 00:37:10,162 Will you warm it up, please? 697 00:37:10,249 --> 00:37:11,293 - All right. - Thank you. 698 00:37:12,158 --> 00:37:14,044 I feel something bad coming. 699 00:37:14,354 --> 00:37:15,799 What makes you say that? 700 00:37:15,865 --> 00:37:19,956 Any time you order me food, you always follow it up with bad news. 701 00:37:20,165 --> 00:37:21,549 How was the Montgomery club? 702 00:37:21,753 --> 00:37:22,419 Fine. 703 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,263 Tell me the bad news. 704 00:37:24,317 --> 00:37:25,788 There's no bad news, George. 705 00:37:26,251 --> 00:37:28,465 I just want to leave my girl... 706 00:37:29,132 --> 00:37:31,184 with a smile on her face. 707 00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:37,707 - What's up with him? - I'm not sure. 708 00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:41,800 We were at a school today. He acts really strange around kids. 709 00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:43,559 Hmm. Stranger. 710 00:37:44,256 --> 00:37:45,674 How was the Montgomery club? 711 00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:49,289 Stuffy, entitled, bullshit. 712 00:37:49,999 --> 00:37:51,731 I really liked it. 713 00:37:52,074 --> 00:37:53,549 I'm so proud of you. 714 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,478 I think I'm going to go back. 715 00:37:55,797 --> 00:37:57,398 Mm-hmm, what's his name? 716 00:37:57,470 --> 00:37:59,196 - Trip. - Trip? 717 00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:01,608 - Here you go, sweetheart. - Thank you, kiffany. 718 00:38:03,733 --> 00:38:04,998 Trip... 719 00:38:05,436 --> 00:38:09,181 I kissed him, and then I reaped his dad. 720 00:38:09,473 --> 00:38:10,757 Complicated. 721 00:38:11,797 --> 00:38:12,550 Good kisser? 722 00:38:12,846 --> 00:38:15,600 Hmm, smart, funny... 723 00:38:15,944 --> 00:38:18,177 - Money? - Please. 724 00:38:19,699 --> 00:38:23,004 Up until his dad died, I thought he was going to be my first boyfriend. 725 00:38:23,137 --> 00:38:24,017 Mm-hmm, and now? 726 00:38:25,422 --> 00:38:26,962 He's my first boyfriend. 727 00:38:27,141 --> 00:38:31,197 Well...it's a little risky, Georgia. 728 00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:34,433 What have I got to lose? 729 00:38:36,178 --> 00:38:37,095 Everything. 730 00:38:40,541 --> 00:38:42,343 I bet everything. 731 00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:46,542 Oh, well, then you say, "all in." 732 00:38:47,317 --> 00:38:48,970 - All in. - Right. 733 00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:51,994 All right, too rich for my blood. I fold. 734 00:38:52,137 --> 00:38:52,839 Let's see. 735 00:38:55,179 --> 00:38:57,650 Oh... oh, wow. 736 00:38:58,082 --> 00:38:59,435 You win, you win. 737 00:38:59,602 --> 00:39:02,219 Here, here. Yay! 738 00:39:02,937 --> 00:39:03,563 Um... 739 00:39:04,737 --> 00:39:06,837 I think it's your bedtime, Reggie. 740 00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:11,471 If you want to stay up a little while longer, honey, it's okay with me. 741 00:39:15,858 --> 00:39:19,432 That's okay. I'm tired. I had a long day. 742 00:39:19,698 --> 00:39:20,492 See you in the morning. 743 00:39:21,163 --> 00:39:21,829 'Night. 744 00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:24,414 Good night, honey. 745 00:39:29,154 --> 00:39:31,064 - Joy, honey? - Hmm? 746 00:39:32,171 --> 00:39:34,035 I think I'll go home tomorrow. 747 00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:35,565 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 748 00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:39,421 We never do seem to find a resting place, do we? 749 00:39:41,242 --> 00:39:42,119 No. 750 00:39:44,096 --> 00:39:45,929 I don't mean to be hurtful, mom. 751 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:48,402 Neither do I. 752 00:39:49,006 --> 00:39:49,918 I know. 753 00:39:50,783 --> 00:39:52,973 I could always come back. 754 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:54,904 Hmm... 755 00:39:58,232 --> 00:39:59,117 Say it. 756 00:39:59,907 --> 00:40:01,421 You can always come back. 757 00:40:01,923 --> 00:40:03,112 Thank you. 758 00:40:08,728 --> 00:40:10,279 I worry... 759 00:40:11,219 --> 00:40:13,675 about your daughter. 760 00:40:14,806 --> 00:40:15,645 I know. 761 00:40:17,161 --> 00:40:18,469 Both of them. 762 00:40:20,845 --> 00:40:21,974 I know. 763 00:40:27,811 --> 00:40:31,052 I think that everyone wants to escape wherever they are. 764 00:40:33,346 --> 00:40:34,666 We nearly made it. 765 00:40:35,593 --> 00:40:37,285 To our near escape. 766 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:38,783 Clink. 767 00:40:46,852 --> 00:40:50,979 I think it was meant to be a narrow escape, actually, Roxy. 768 00:40:52,018 --> 00:40:53,334 To that too. 769 00:40:53,790 --> 00:40:54,681 Clink. 770 00:40:54,784 --> 00:40:56,242 Clink, yeah. 771 00:41:01,352 --> 00:41:04,967 - Have you ever been to Mexico? - No. 772 00:41:06,989 --> 00:41:08,546 I've never been anywhere. 773 00:41:11,141 --> 00:41:13,394 I think it would have been nice. 774 00:41:14,142 --> 00:41:14,967 Me too. 775 00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:18,284 I think we would have had fun. 776 00:41:18,990 --> 00:41:20,270 Me too. 777 00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:23,148 People don't seem really happy where they are. 778 00:41:23,931 --> 00:41:26,082 They're always looking for a different place, 779 00:41:26,211 --> 00:41:27,081 a different person, 780 00:41:27,632 --> 00:41:28,724 just different. 781 00:41:29,364 --> 00:41:30,793 Like my mom used to say, 782 00:41:31,207 --> 00:41:32,921 "the grass is always greener..." 783 00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,486 everyone's searching for the other side. 784 00:41:37,689 --> 00:41:40,967 I'm already there, and I'm still looking. 785 00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:44,382 We're sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. 786 00:41:44,444 --> 00:41:47,124 Please check the number and dial again, or call... 787 00:41:49,368 --> 00:41:50,684 No one will admit it, 788 00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:53,510 but people desperately want to be in clubs, 789 00:41:53,926 --> 00:41:56,455 especially the ones they can't join, 790 00:41:57,642 --> 00:41:59,179 and I don't know what to do 791 00:41:59,321 --> 00:42:01,852 now that I've found the one I want to belong to... 792 00:42:12,526 --> 00:42:15,961 So I went back to the only one that would have me for a member. 793 00:42:16,148 --> 00:42:17,897 Are you still waiting for your friends, hon? 794 00:42:18,849 --> 00:42:19,724 Yeah. 795 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,466 I'll come back. 796 00:42:23,085 --> 00:42:25,849 And just because I had no one to talk to, 797 00:42:26,656 --> 00:42:28,470 didn't mean I couldn't listen. 798 00:42:32,001 --> 00:42:32,930 I'll get it. 799 00:42:38,367 --> 00:42:41,107 Hello? Lass residence. 800 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,750 You mother tells me you're not going back to college next semester. 801 00:42:47,890 --> 00:42:48,694 Yeah. 802 00:42:49,810 --> 00:42:52,053 Congratulations. 803 00:42:58,102 --> 00:43:00,389 - A frog? - Mm-hmm. 804 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:04,058 A little "you're on your own" present. 805 00:43:05,266 --> 00:43:06,363 For luck? 806 00:43:07,695 --> 00:43:10,219 Frogs symbolize new life, 807 00:43:10,771 --> 00:43:12,139 transformation, 808 00:43:12,801 --> 00:43:15,655 from tadpole to young woman... 809 00:43:15,815 --> 00:43:17,945 That's you, sweetheart. 810 00:43:19,759 --> 00:43:22,000 Whatever you say, grandma. 811 00:43:26,418 --> 00:43:28,820 You have great life in you, Georgia. 812 00:43:30,729 --> 00:43:32,302 Don't let that escape you. 813 00:43:34,609 --> 00:43:35,568 Promise? 814 00:43:37,755 --> 00:43:38,830 I promise. 815 00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:46,116 It's a filthy habit. 816 00:43:47,063 --> 00:43:50,447 One drag, and don't tell your mother. 817 00:43:51,794 --> 00:43:53,402 I promise. 818 00:44:00,723 --> 00:44:01,656 Hello? 819 00:44:03,355 --> 00:44:05,229 - Hello? - Can I help you? 820 00:44:05,459 --> 00:44:07,303 Hi. This is... 821 00:44:09,990 --> 00:44:12,750 Is this the lady of the house? 822 00:44:12,827 --> 00:44:16,964 No, the lady of the house is doing something extremely important. 823 00:44:17,051 --> 00:44:19,740 I think it involves a dust buster. 824 00:44:21,444 --> 00:44:22,294 Who is this? 825 00:44:25,822 --> 00:44:26,888 Who is this? 826 00:44:28,121 --> 00:44:29,821 I have the wrong number. 827 00:44:42,528 --> 00:44:43,927 As a little girl, 828 00:44:44,638 --> 00:44:47,552 I used to think my grandma was a little loony. 829 00:44:48,764 --> 00:44:51,668 Now I get that she was just really alive. 830 00:44:52,707 --> 00:44:55,891 If I only knew then what I know now... 831 00:44:58,226 --> 00:44:59,788 Join the club. 832 00:45:00,226 --> 00:45:05,788 Subtitles by Amariss and Travis www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net