1 00:01:01,563 --> 00:01:02,805 When I was a kid, 2 00:01:02,856 --> 00:01:05,924 my parents would tell me to hold on to things tightly-- 3 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,447 a kite, a balloon, whatever-- 4 00:01:08,823 --> 00:01:10,178 to not let go... 5 00:01:10,773 --> 00:01:13,875 but I was scared that if I held on too tightly 6 00:01:14,118 --> 00:01:16,517 to something or to someone, 7 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:18,754 I'd be carried away. 8 00:01:20,132 --> 00:01:22,779 Except I'm the one always telling people it's over, 9 00:01:22,846 --> 00:01:23,941 time to move on. 10 00:01:24,355 --> 00:01:26,290 That's what grim reapers do. 11 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:32,327 And now I'm crouching in the bushes outside a bullshit country club, 12 00:01:32,371 --> 00:01:35,053 hoping to get a look at the boy I can't let go of. 13 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:36,400 What the fuck? 14 00:01:37,484 --> 00:01:38,538 He disappeared. 15 00:01:38,917 --> 00:01:39,884 He didn't call. 16 00:01:40,304 --> 00:01:41,682 It was my first time. 17 00:01:42,622 --> 00:01:43,873 What an asshole. 18 00:01:44,165 --> 00:01:47,605 Really, all I wanted to do was tell somebody what had happened, 19 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:49,335 tell them what I had become. 20 00:01:49,518 --> 00:01:50,586 I'm a stalker. 21 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,464 I had a stalker once. 22 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:53,877 Yeah, he was a sweet boy. 23 00:01:53,944 --> 00:01:55,317 He'd leave me wildflowers-- 24 00:01:55,461 --> 00:01:57,747 dead wildflowers and little sparrows. 25 00:01:57,836 --> 00:02:00,174 Doesn't anyone want to know why I'm a stalker? 26 00:02:00,215 --> 00:02:02,833 - How'd you get rid of him? - I stabbed him with garden shears. 27 00:02:02,894 --> 00:02:03,688 Did you kill him? 28 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:05,567 No, I stabbed him right here. 29 00:02:05,649 --> 00:02:08,961 Whoo. I would have stalked you, Daisy. I would have stalked you. 30 00:02:09,059 --> 00:02:10,477 What is it that you're doing now? 31 00:02:10,537 --> 00:02:13,718 Please, come on. I'm not stalking you. I'm persistent. 32 00:02:13,775 --> 00:02:16,287 Well, I'm stalking someone now. Who wants to guess why? 33 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,400 What would you like, sweetie? 34 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:18,827 Revenge. 35 00:02:18,911 --> 00:02:20,579 We're out of that. Anything else look good? 36 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:21,837 Oatmeal with raisins. 37 00:02:23,524 --> 00:02:25,095 Why are you stalking somebody? 38 00:02:25,157 --> 00:02:27,363 Why would you be stalking anyone at all? 39 00:02:27,418 --> 00:02:28,766 Oh, shit, it's Johnny Law. 40 00:02:28,813 --> 00:02:32,620 I'm not exactly stalking anyone. I'm... 41 00:02:32,714 --> 00:02:33,420 You're what? 42 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:34,300 I'm just... 43 00:02:34,449 --> 00:02:35,125 Spit it out. 44 00:02:36,287 --> 00:02:38,391 - I'm having oatmeal. - With raisins. 45 00:02:38,611 --> 00:02:40,890 Well. I'm glad we got that settled. 46 00:02:41,147 --> 00:02:43,511 How did that thing with that Trip bloke work out, George? 47 00:02:43,589 --> 00:02:45,666 We slept together, and then he blew me off. 48 00:02:45,739 --> 00:02:46,671 Not my type. 49 00:02:46,774 --> 00:02:47,930 Yeah, he's alive. 50 00:02:50,478 --> 00:02:51,877 Is that Rube's datebook? 51 00:02:51,944 --> 00:02:54,448 Why have you got his books? Are you carrying them now, Roxy? 52 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,792 Can't believe this. Does he let you clean his erasers? 53 00:02:56,907 --> 00:02:57,940 Rube isn't here. 54 00:02:58,415 --> 00:03:00,289 And you're substitute teacher? 55 00:03:00,408 --> 00:03:03,871 He can't just leave and not tell me. Fucking men. 56 00:03:03,962 --> 00:03:05,945 Calm down. He'll be back. 57 00:03:05,983 --> 00:03:07,202 I don't think you should get to be Rube. 58 00:03:07,278 --> 00:03:08,508 I think I should get to be Rube. 59 00:03:08,559 --> 00:03:12,470 Mason, I will shoot you where you better pray it grows back. 60 00:03:15,002 --> 00:03:16,167 There you go, Roxy. 61 00:03:18,385 --> 00:03:19,900 Here are your reap reports. 62 00:03:20,471 --> 00:03:23,422 Just a brief description of what happened, 63 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:24,743 how the person died, 64 00:03:24,814 --> 00:03:26,162 and how the reap went down. 65 00:03:26,219 --> 00:03:27,790 Fill it out. Turn it back in. 66 00:03:27,872 --> 00:03:30,017 Yeah, I don't do paperwork. 67 00:03:30,438 --> 00:03:32,874 - You can't write? - I can write fine. 68 00:03:32,929 --> 00:03:35,378 Oh, well, you're an actress, so I didn't want to assume. 69 00:03:35,429 --> 00:03:38,834 - Seriously, where is Rube? - Personal business, peanut. 70 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,033 Don't call me that. 71 00:03:40,273 --> 00:03:43,325 He can't just not call and disappear. 72 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:45,966 Here's your oatmeal. 73 00:03:46,194 --> 00:03:47,697 I don't need oatmeal... 74 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:49,289 or raisins, 75 00:03:49,755 --> 00:03:51,003 or anybody. 76 00:03:58,085 --> 00:04:00,378 You two got anything you want to say? 77 00:04:01,538 --> 00:04:02,293 Me. 78 00:04:03,268 --> 00:04:04,573 I didn't get a post-it. 79 00:04:04,737 --> 00:04:06,601 That's because you're going to help George. 80 00:04:06,652 --> 00:04:07,701 You two do the reap, 81 00:04:07,961 --> 00:04:09,145 you fill out the form, 82 00:04:09,284 --> 00:04:11,424 and then you come back to me for debriefing. 83 00:04:12,395 --> 00:04:14,613 You got some thing you want to say, blondie? 84 00:04:14,679 --> 00:04:17,818 No, but those dress blues do wonderful things for your eyes, Roxy. 85 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,675 I just... love a woman in a uniform. 86 00:04:21,082 --> 00:04:22,212 What you trying to say? 87 00:04:22,426 --> 00:04:24,660 I'm just a sucker for authority figures. 88 00:04:26,688 --> 00:04:29,405 You two got secrets? I don't like secrets. 89 00:04:29,706 --> 00:04:30,828 I don't have secrets. 90 00:04:32,344 --> 00:04:33,516 I have no secrets. 91 00:04:33,745 --> 00:04:34,566 Okay. 92 00:04:35,518 --> 00:04:36,411 Where's Rube? 93 00:04:38,047 --> 00:04:39,395 He has secrets. 94 00:04:58,671 --> 00:04:59,895 - Hi. - Hi. 95 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:01,344 - You need some help? - I do. 96 00:05:01,523 --> 00:05:02,675 Got to take a number, dude. 97 00:05:06,989 --> 00:05:08,599 Well, who got the first one? 98 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:10,534 I don't know. I wasn't here on friday. 99 00:05:13,735 --> 00:05:17,093 Well, I need information about a woman who lived here a while back. 100 00:05:18,209 --> 00:05:21,825 Marriage licenses, deeds, death certificates, 101 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,350 that sort of thing. 102 00:05:23,451 --> 00:05:24,133 Sorry, man. 103 00:05:24,835 --> 00:05:27,477 Mrs. Jacobs does records. I'm vehicle registration. 104 00:05:28,381 --> 00:05:30,999 She's not here, so you got to come back. 105 00:05:31,143 --> 00:05:32,647 Wednesday is records. 106 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:33,994 What's your name, son? 107 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:35,398 J oey. 108 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:37,717 You know what people say about kids these days, Joey. 109 00:05:38,402 --> 00:05:41,614 Ah, they say you're all a bunch of self-obsessed, lazy numbnuts 110 00:05:41,664 --> 00:05:44,394 who have lost the capacity to think for themselves. 111 00:05:44,813 --> 00:05:45,965 Well, it's not true. 112 00:05:46,953 --> 00:05:48,480 Oh, I'll kick their asses for saying so. 113 00:05:48,714 --> 00:05:49,846 Good for you, Joey. 114 00:05:51,181 --> 00:05:52,119 Here's my number. 115 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:57,792 Now how about restoring a dude's faith in America's youth and helping me out? 116 00:05:58,361 --> 00:06:00,250 Anything for America, dude. 117 00:06:01,307 --> 00:06:03,327 You're a good kid and fine citizen, Joey. 118 00:06:03,978 --> 00:06:04,848 Knock yourself out. 119 00:06:04,935 --> 00:06:07,095 Uh, just don't tell mrs. Jacobs, because 120 00:06:07,161 --> 00:06:08,114 she will fuck me up. 121 00:06:08,186 --> 00:06:09,922 Oh, that's not a problem. Where do we go? 122 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,282 Well, this is, like, it. 123 00:06:12,968 --> 00:06:14,146 We went digital last year. 124 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,164 Oh, sorry about that. 125 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:36,038 Listen, sweetie. Tonight's with your dad, 126 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:37,863 so you're going to need to pack your overnight. 127 00:06:38,415 --> 00:06:39,311 I'm packed. 128 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,162 Neatly, or did you just throw everything in there? 129 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:43,490 Neatly. 130 00:06:44,825 --> 00:06:47,274 Langenstein's is delivering over some groceries, 131 00:06:47,462 --> 00:06:51,062 so please, try to be nice. 132 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,858 Why are we getting groceries delivered? 133 00:06:53,004 --> 00:06:54,943 Well, because it makes my life easier. 134 00:06:55,788 --> 00:06:58,475 Gail recommended him. Everyone's using him. 135 00:07:01,224 --> 00:07:03,104 Hello. Oh, my god. 136 00:07:03,241 --> 00:07:04,121 Joy lass? 137 00:07:04,732 --> 00:07:05,423 Yes. 138 00:07:05,631 --> 00:07:07,246 I'm Vince from Langenstein's. 139 00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:09,175 Guaranteed to bring it on time, every time. 140 00:07:13,489 --> 00:07:15,581 - Hey, little lady. - Hi. 141 00:07:17,968 --> 00:07:21,347 - So that'll be 73 on the nose. - Oh, right. Okay. 142 00:07:22,343 --> 00:07:27,654 Um... oh, god. I forgot to go to the f-ing A.T.M. 143 00:07:27,808 --> 00:07:29,683 - Mom. - I said "f"-ing. 144 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,387 Um, you know what? I have some more money upstairs, 145 00:07:32,441 --> 00:07:34,053 so I'll just run and get it. 146 00:07:40,746 --> 00:07:42,020 You like pop tarts? 147 00:07:42,928 --> 00:07:44,616 - Yep. - Yeah, me too. 148 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,219 What's your name? 149 00:07:50,976 --> 00:07:51,964 Reggie. 150 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,357 You married? 151 00:07:54,657 --> 00:07:57,033 Well, I bet the boys at school have big crushes on you. 152 00:07:57,239 --> 00:07:59,086 Just one, but he's a geek. 153 00:07:59,169 --> 00:08:00,439 I remember when I was your age, 154 00:08:00,802 --> 00:08:02,440 I used to totally be afraid of girls. 155 00:08:02,926 --> 00:08:04,324 Now I'm not afraid of anythinng. 156 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,734 - Everyone's afraid of something. - Not me. 157 00:08:08,597 --> 00:08:12,424 - My sister's dead. - Okay. 158 00:08:12,621 --> 00:08:15,820 You can ask my mom if you don't believe me. She died last year. 159 00:08:16,899 --> 00:08:20,104 - How did she die? - She was murdered. 160 00:08:20,187 --> 00:08:23,084 - Seriously? - In the living room. 161 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:25,445 They never found who did it. 162 00:08:26,198 --> 00:08:28,957 Okay... here we go. 163 00:08:29,914 --> 00:08:34,000 72, and it's a miracle, five more. 164 00:08:34,355 --> 00:08:35,178 Thanks. 165 00:08:35,295 --> 00:08:37,548 Boy, this was so easy. 166 00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:40,354 I guess we'll be seeing you next week, hmm, Reggie? 167 00:08:41,345 --> 00:08:42,945 Actually, this is not my route. 168 00:08:43,052 --> 00:08:45,202 I'm filling in for Davey. You'll like him. 169 00:08:46,239 --> 00:08:49,017 - Oh, okay. - Bye. 170 00:08:56,191 --> 00:08:58,453 There's never a cop around when you need one. 171 00:08:59,432 --> 00:09:00,886 And by the same logic, 172 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:04,234 when a girl finally has one secret truly worth sharing, 173 00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:08,007 there's never a single person around to listen. 174 00:09:09,871 --> 00:09:11,428 God! Get a room. 175 00:09:14,261 --> 00:09:15,089 Yuck. 176 00:09:17,147 --> 00:09:19,169 - What's up, Crystal? - Nothing. 177 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:21,718 It's like mating season around here. 178 00:09:21,848 --> 00:09:24,698 Are we, like, the only two in this office who are single? 179 00:09:25,561 --> 00:09:28,652 I mean, I don't mean to assume. 180 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,529 Do you have a boyfriend, Crystal? 181 00:09:39,941 --> 00:09:42,107 Okay. Nice talking to you. 182 00:09:42,518 --> 00:09:43,423 You too. 183 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,164 I couldn't tell Delores. 184 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,427 That would be like telling a parent, 185 00:09:47,636 --> 00:09:50,473 and there are some lines you just don't cross. 186 00:09:51,697 --> 00:09:53,242 I have to tell you something. 187 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,031 Let me guess. 188 00:09:54,364 --> 00:09:56,719 You have a doctor's appointment and have to leave early again. 189 00:09:56,786 --> 00:09:57,344 No. 190 00:09:57,518 --> 00:10:00,038 Millie, this is really getting to be a pain in the keister. 191 00:10:00,104 --> 00:10:02,844 No, what I was going to tell you-- 192 00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:07,285 Do you ever get the feeling that we're, like, 193 00:10:07,346 --> 00:10:09,704 the only two people here that are single? 194 00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:13,492 Millie, you say that as if it's a bad thing. 195 00:10:13,724 --> 00:10:16,653 I have an active online profile, 196 00:10:16,719 --> 00:10:20,000 and not a day goes by that I don't receive an e-mail about you know what. 197 00:10:20,057 --> 00:10:20,902 Don't ask. 198 00:10:21,004 --> 00:10:21,572 What? 199 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,443 You know. 200 00:10:22,932 --> 00:10:24,312 No, I don't know. 201 00:10:24,404 --> 00:10:26,401 Men want one thing, millie. 202 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,653 I've just received an e-mail of a sexually explicit nature. 203 00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:31,668 Don't look. 204 00:10:31,774 --> 00:10:32,663 Really? 205 00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:39,605 Oh, he wants to meet Murray. That's sweet. 206 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,349 That's not sweet, Millie. It's provocative. 207 00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:43,307 I don't get it. 208 00:10:43,374 --> 00:10:44,664 Oh, come on. 209 00:10:44,828 --> 00:10:47,613 He wants to... pet my cat. 210 00:10:49,735 --> 00:10:52,426 Maybe he just wants to meet Murray. 211 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,743 My goodness, you are young. 212 00:10:56,085 --> 00:11:00,112 Anyway, I'm meeting a new e-friend this evening at the ren fair, 213 00:11:00,203 --> 00:11:04,156 and maybe you think watching jousting all night doesn't mean anything. 214 00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:07,485 I'm telling you, men have one thing and one thing only on the brain. 215 00:11:07,657 --> 00:11:08,478 Jousting? 216 00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:10,639 They're primal creatures, 217 00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:12,905 these-- these men. 218 00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:14,668 They're awful, aren't they? 219 00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:16,937 But they're cute, and they can't cook, 220 00:11:17,018 --> 00:11:18,774 and we just can't help ourselves. 221 00:11:18,864 --> 00:11:20,060 I got to go. 222 00:11:20,156 --> 00:11:22,414 Oh, I'm sorry, Millie. You wanted to tell me something. What was it? 223 00:11:22,508 --> 00:11:24,065 I have a doctor's appointment. 224 00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:31,333 No, that's what time the pilates class is, Clancy. 225 00:11:32,582 --> 00:11:35,655 I'm getting in shape for myself, all right? 226 00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:37,882 Look, can you pick her up early or not? 227 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:39,973 Thank you. 228 00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:43,417 Pilates? 229 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:45,291 Yeah. 230 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:47,707 It's an exercise class. 231 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:48,885 I know what it is. 232 00:11:49,094 --> 00:11:51,491 - Lily Nolan does it. - She's 11. 233 00:11:51,619 --> 00:11:54,301 - You don't do pilates. - Okay, you're right. I lied. 234 00:11:55,306 --> 00:11:57,405 - I have a date. - No way. 235 00:11:58,001 --> 00:12:01,378 Yeah, that's right. Your mother has a date. 236 00:12:01,647 --> 00:12:05,529 - With Vince? - The delivery guy? Oh, no. 237 00:12:06,357 --> 00:12:08,557 Does it bother you that I have a date? 238 00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:11,276 Because... you know... 239 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:18,070 the thing is, honey... I mean, as much as I love to be alone, 240 00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:21,458 and as much as I love being your mom, 241 00:12:21,664 --> 00:12:22,836 well, there's just a part of me-- 242 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,326 Dad's girlfriend dumped him. 243 00:12:24,393 --> 00:12:26,236 - Really? - Dumped him. 244 00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:27,987 - Did he tell you that? - Yep. 245 00:12:29,605 --> 00:12:31,315 Don't tell your dad about my date. 246 00:12:31,781 --> 00:12:34,792 So if he asks, should I just lie? 247 00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:37,235 Like a rug. 248 00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:42,816 Most people know that death's coming, 249 00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:45,980 and most people refrain from seeking it out. 250 00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:47,987 Some people are different. 251 00:12:48,048 --> 00:12:52,825 Friendos, we gather today so that yours truly, Icarus Jones, 252 00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:55,887 can demonstrate that it is better to take the sick risk 253 00:12:55,995 --> 00:13:00,422 than to suffer that wasting illness other people call "getting by." 254 00:13:03,362 --> 00:13:07,043 Some people have no comprehension that death can be so close. 255 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:09,854 And now I have a little message 256 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:12,440 for any grim reapers out there in the audience. 257 00:13:12,495 --> 00:13:16,909 I realize it must be so frustrating going home empty-handed. 258 00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:21,273 - This is some weird shit. - True words, georgie. True words. 259 00:13:21,339 --> 00:13:23,887 Seriously. You cannot mess around with death, 260 00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:25,782 and if death is here today, 261 00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:29,126 then I have something really personal I want to express to him. 262 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,170 Or her. 263 00:13:30,457 --> 00:13:31,245 Let me see. 264 00:13:33,025 --> 00:13:36,262 Death, you can kiss my sweet ass! 265 00:13:38,014 --> 00:13:40,116 Is that-- is that for us? 266 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,300 I believe it is. 267 00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:44,030 That's really impolite. 268 00:13:58,285 --> 00:13:59,606 Let's do this shit! 269 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,367 Wake up, man. 270 00:14:15,014 --> 00:14:16,222 We just won the lottery. 271 00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,685 Yes. Oh, yes! 272 00:14:39,831 --> 00:14:40,954 That was sick! 273 00:14:41,077 --> 00:14:44,228 50-foot freefall, all vertical. Oww! 274 00:14:45,171 --> 00:14:47,899 You're dead. You realize that, don't you? 275 00:14:48,036 --> 00:14:49,781 Yeah, it had to happen sooner or later. 276 00:14:50,478 --> 00:14:51,927 Don't you care? 277 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:57,001 Sure. It's all transition. What happens next? 278 00:14:57,305 --> 00:14:59,371 No! You don't get it. 279 00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:01,737 You're fucking dead, and you know what? 280 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:05,080 It doesn't take anything special to jump off a fucking building. 281 00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:06,341 Whoa, easy... 282 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:10,262 Don't "whoa, easy" me! You were alive, and now you're dead. 283 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:15,434 No more jumping or diving or kissing or partying or dating or whatever. 284 00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:17,179 What the fuck is your problem? 285 00:15:30,776 --> 00:15:31,638 What's this? 286 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,497 It's national, man. 287 00:15:34,035 --> 00:15:36,129 We're tied in to the whole national database. 288 00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:38,719 Boom, instant information. 289 00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:41,311 I don't want national. I want here, this town. 290 00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:45,958 But this is like... more. 291 00:15:48,353 --> 00:15:49,994 I don't envy you, Joey. 292 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:55,185 You live in a world with 12,000 menus and not a thing you can eat. 293 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:58,796 Hey, I get that. 294 00:16:00,587 --> 00:16:02,319 I really hope you do. 295 00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:07,120 Dude. I mean, there's always the boxes in the basement. 296 00:16:09,358 --> 00:16:10,853 - Is that right? - Yeah. 297 00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:12,318 Come on. 298 00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:22,860 Hey. So... we'll stop by Mandarin King tonight, 299 00:16:22,904 --> 00:16:25,972 and for breakfast I got those toaster things you like. 300 00:16:26,045 --> 00:16:28,799 We had Kung Pao chicken last night, so try to avoid chinese. 301 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,423 But she likes chinese food. Don't you, sweetheart? 302 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,518 It's fine. 303 00:16:32,193 --> 00:16:33,514 You like chinese. 304 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,595 Hey, is that that Shalimar I bought you? 305 00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:40,222 Nope, it's the Chanel I bought me. 306 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:47,400 So your mom seems to be in good spirits. Terrific. 307 00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:50,339 Yeah. 308 00:16:51,235 --> 00:16:55,582 Jeez, you guys have so much food in the house, I'm jealous. 309 00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:58,982 We had this guy deliver groceries this morning, Vince. 310 00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:00,191 Vince? 311 00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:02,785 And it was expensive, like 80 bucks for nothing. 312 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:07,051 Yeah, that's not like your mother to throw away money. 313 00:17:13,356 --> 00:17:15,791 So... how are you, Joy? 314 00:17:16,212 --> 00:17:17,060 I'm great. 315 00:17:17,716 --> 00:17:20,193 So I hear you've been getting your, uh... groceries delivered. 316 00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:23,091 Yeah, just thought we'd try something different. 317 00:17:23,306 --> 00:17:25,053 - Good for you. - What does that mean? 318 00:17:25,304 --> 00:17:27,107 Whatever makesn you happy, and if it's... 319 00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:31,018 Vince the grocery boy, good for you. 320 00:17:32,139 --> 00:17:34,556 - How's Charlotte? - She's good. 321 00:17:34,622 --> 00:17:35,759 Big plans for the weekend? 322 00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:37,618 Nothing special. 323 00:17:38,196 --> 00:17:40,982 Already settling in to a routine, I guess, hmm? 324 00:17:41,422 --> 00:17:43,337 That's how it is with long-term relationships. 325 00:17:43,511 --> 00:17:44,243 Yep. 326 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,024 Good for you. 327 00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:52,256 I'll go get your bag, sweetheart. 328 00:17:54,201 --> 00:17:55,646 Did you tell your mother about Charlotte and me? 329 00:17:56,295 --> 00:17:56,941 No. 330 00:17:57,773 --> 00:17:59,244 You know I don't like lying, Reggie. 331 00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:01,360 Okay. I told her. 332 00:18:01,841 --> 00:18:03,233 So what's your mom up to these days? 333 00:18:03,322 --> 00:18:04,369 Pilates. 334 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:17,176 Reggie's got a human development assignment due monday. 335 00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:24,774 Clancy. 336 00:18:30,434 --> 00:18:31,629 Marvin Gaye. 337 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,053 Due monday. 338 00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:38,931 Hello. 339 00:18:39,976 --> 00:18:43,984 Well, get somebody else. Bill, it's not like I'm-- I'm... 340 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,955 Of course. I understand. 341 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:50,359 I can be there in an hour. 342 00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:56,191 You're unbelievable. 343 00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:59,073 Department meeting. It came completely out of the blue. 344 00:18:59,176 --> 00:19:00,819 Don't do this, Clancy. 345 00:19:01,277 --> 00:19:02,530 I can pick her up in the morning. 346 00:19:02,596 --> 00:19:05,719 - Your phone didn't ring. - It was on vibrate. 347 00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:10,430 Reggie, your father has an unexpected conflict. 348 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,158 So you'll be staying with me tonight. 349 00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:14,941 Sorry, honey. 350 00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:22,891 I want to live with grandma. 351 00:19:35,952 --> 00:19:38,707 Linda, I got those flaming sambucas racked and ready. 352 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:41,616 Hi. I'll be with you in a sec, hon. I gotta get these out. 353 00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:45,518 Like booze isn't dangerous enough by itself. 354 00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:49,219 Here's a thought. Let's light the booze on fire and hand it to drunk people. 355 00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:50,816 Recipe for disaster? 356 00:19:50,893 --> 00:19:52,342 That's just what I was thinking. 357 00:19:52,571 --> 00:19:54,942 Listen, my friends are getting ready to go to a club. 358 00:19:55,062 --> 00:19:56,873 - They want to go dancing-- - I don't want to go dancing. 359 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,681 I was thinking you don't want to go dancing. 360 00:19:58,784 --> 00:20:00,503 - I was hoping instead-- - You can't buy me a drink. 361 00:20:00,555 --> 00:20:01,564 I can't finish a sentence. 362 00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:04,964 Finish your sentence. 363 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,649 I was hoping I could buy you a drink. 364 00:20:07,564 --> 00:20:09,684 - You're not a good listener. - I heard you. 365 00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:11,700 I thought you might have changed your mind. 366 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,075 No, but thank you. 367 00:20:14,469 --> 00:20:15,699 The pleasure's all mine. 368 00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:19,468 Who is that? 369 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,814 His name is Ray Summers, 370 00:20:20,865 --> 00:20:22,976 and that is the first time I ever saw a woman say no to him. 371 00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:24,250 Good for you. 372 00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:25,407 Good for me. 373 00:20:26,757 --> 00:20:30,578 I'm looking for a mr. or mrs. B. Briggs. 374 00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:32,903 Oh, you mean buddy. See those two cowboys? 375 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,115 The guy who wins is Buddy Briggs. 376 00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:40,067 Who's next? Better bring a sack lunch and your daddy's shoes. 377 00:20:40,144 --> 00:20:41,278 This is a man's game. 378 00:20:43,749 --> 00:20:45,381 Now we're talking. 379 00:20:45,593 --> 00:20:47,424 Hell, I'm in the mood for some pain. 380 00:20:47,485 --> 00:20:49,170 Looks like you're gonna get your wish, Buddy. 381 00:20:50,842 --> 00:20:51,929 Hey, pretty girl. 382 00:20:52,246 --> 00:20:53,978 What'll you give me if I take this guy down? 383 00:21:07,345 --> 00:21:08,360 Damn. 384 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,098 Show them a little country, now, you hear? 385 00:21:12,449 --> 00:21:13,669 You're going down, boy. 386 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:40,574 You all right there, Buddy? 387 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:42,981 I feel a little warm, is all. 388 00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:46,222 What the... 389 00:21:51,158 --> 00:21:54,526 That guy's on fire. Seven ball, side pocket. 390 00:21:55,766 --> 00:21:57,372 Dang, I burned up. 391 00:21:57,509 --> 00:21:59,616 Spontaneous human combustion. 392 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,352 I always thought that was a myth. 393 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,692 So are you going on your date? 394 00:22:06,846 --> 00:22:09,560 Hmm. Thanks to your father, no. 395 00:22:09,993 --> 00:22:12,222 Why is this guy still coming over? 396 00:22:12,616 --> 00:22:16,573 Well, because it's-- it's more polite to say no in person. 397 00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:21,401 - You just want to see him. - Reggie, I'm being polite. 398 00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:23,799 When was the last time you had a date? 399 00:22:25,194 --> 00:22:26,390 20 years ago. 400 00:22:26,461 --> 00:22:28,837 You haven't kissed anyone but dad in 20 years? 401 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:31,606 Yeah. 402 00:22:31,739 --> 00:22:33,137 Do you think you forgot how? 403 00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:36,721 I really don't think they've changed it all that much. 404 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,089 Hurry, upstairs. Scoot, scoot. 405 00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:41,852 Maybe you should practice on your arm, like this... 406 00:22:42,071 --> 00:22:43,448 Upstairs now. 407 00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:51,749 Hi, Joy. My god, you look great. 408 00:22:51,815 --> 00:22:53,915 Oh, thank you, Angelo. 409 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,529 So this is Beatrice Lane. 410 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,686 As advertised. 411 00:23:02,204 --> 00:23:03,632 This is going to sound terrible. 412 00:23:04,241 --> 00:23:08,322 I-I really-- I really wanted to do this evening, 413 00:23:08,378 --> 00:23:11,652 but I thought my ex was going to take Reggie. 414 00:23:11,717 --> 00:23:13,766 But I just found out that he can't. 415 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:16,263 Oh, that's not a problem. Let's just bring her along. 416 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:17,036 Yes! 417 00:23:18,008 --> 00:23:18,931 Reggie. 418 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:20,524 Hi, Reggie. 419 00:23:21,165 --> 00:23:22,572 I'm Angelo. You remember me? 420 00:23:23,063 --> 00:23:25,315 You owned the apartment we looked at. 421 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,160 Yeah. 422 00:23:26,984 --> 00:23:28,874 You have any plans for this evening, Reggie? 423 00:23:30,604 --> 00:23:32,005 Well, you do now. 424 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:34,496 Cool. 425 00:23:34,805 --> 00:23:36,007 Well, let's go. 426 00:23:36,906 --> 00:23:37,629 I'm changing. 427 00:23:43,418 --> 00:23:45,079 This, Joseph, is a system. 428 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,125 Everything in its place, laid out. 429 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:51,090 You can touch it. You can see it. 430 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:54,320 Sure, but no internet porn. 431 00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:58,708 Someone ever tell you that stuff'll make you go blind? 432 00:23:59,122 --> 00:24:00,295 Acceptable risk. 433 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,453 Hey, here's a birth certificate for a Rose Sofer. That help? 434 00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:06,628 Lucy's daughter. 435 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,863 Let's make a pile for this one right here, huh? 436 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:36,618 Man, this shit is old... like, 80 years. 437 00:24:37,007 --> 00:24:39,567 Fucking... indians still roaming the plains. 438 00:24:41,754 --> 00:24:43,407 You smoke a lot of marijuana, Joey? 439 00:24:43,821 --> 00:24:45,219 Not till after work. 440 00:24:47,941 --> 00:24:51,312 You'd think someone burning to a crisp would have thinned out the crowd a little. 441 00:24:51,606 --> 00:24:53,212 Just by one, I'm afraid. 442 00:24:53,596 --> 00:24:56,692 - I wasn't talking to you. - But you desperately want to. 443 00:24:56,754 --> 00:24:58,377 Want to let me buy you a drink or not? 444 00:24:58,443 --> 00:25:00,456 - You do what you want to do. - Noted. 445 00:25:01,002 --> 00:25:01,817 Macy? 446 00:25:02,545 --> 00:25:03,810 I'll have one more. Thanks. 447 00:25:05,556 --> 00:25:08,259 So, what, people around here just don't care that a man died? 448 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:09,821 You're still here. 449 00:25:10,018 --> 00:25:11,418 Death doesn't scare me. 450 00:25:11,831 --> 00:25:12,878 Noted. 451 00:25:14,531 --> 00:25:15,703 You want a drink, sweetheart? 452 00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,931 - A shot of tequila. - What kind? 453 00:25:17,993 --> 00:25:19,820 Whatever's the most expensive. He's buying. 454 00:25:22,527 --> 00:25:23,681 So, what's your name? 455 00:25:23,752 --> 00:25:24,950 That's a little personal. 456 00:25:25,105 --> 00:25:26,395 I-- I really think you should back off. 457 00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:27,993 Funny boy. 458 00:25:29,364 --> 00:25:30,613 I know it's Ray. 459 00:25:30,685 --> 00:25:33,235 - Then why did you ask? - Just making conversation. 460 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,605 I think we've moved past that little number. 461 00:25:35,662 --> 00:25:37,280 I don't think we have. 462 00:25:37,612 --> 00:25:41,191 Okay. Then why don't we start with your name, 463 00:25:41,243 --> 00:25:42,421 and we'll go on from there. 464 00:25:42,902 --> 00:25:44,878 That's a little personal, but thanks for the cocktail. 465 00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:48,841 I want her. 466 00:25:49,707 --> 00:25:50,813 Whoever she is. 467 00:25:54,532 --> 00:25:59,927 Hey, barkeep, dos cervezas, por favor, then dos more. Gracias. 468 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:03,586 Georgie, some vague notion of immortality not withstanding, 469 00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:05,189 that is not a proper way to drive a car, 470 00:26:05,241 --> 00:26:07,520 and I swear to god, I hope one of these beers is mine. 471 00:26:07,617 --> 00:26:08,973 - No. - You made it. 472 00:26:09,372 --> 00:26:11,989 Thank god. She is in such a bloody bad mood. 473 00:26:12,394 --> 00:26:13,483 You finishing that? 474 00:26:16,178 --> 00:26:18,205 What's that smell? It smells like Buffalo Wings. 475 00:26:18,292 --> 00:26:21,973 - Yeah, that's Buddy. He got burned. - Good. One less man in the world. 476 00:26:22,953 --> 00:26:25,004 - Excuse me. - Ugh. 477 00:26:25,525 --> 00:26:28,818 - Hi. I'm Ray. - Fuck you, ray. 478 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,038 Nice spending time with you guys. 479 00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:31,410 Ray, this is Mason-- 480 00:26:31,753 --> 00:26:34,061 Mason, Ray-- and George. 481 00:26:34,129 --> 00:26:35,331 Curious George. 482 00:26:35,423 --> 00:26:37,850 So, Daisy, what's going on? I thought it was just the three of us. 483 00:26:38,066 --> 00:26:40,784 - Daisy? - Daisy Adair. 484 00:26:42,570 --> 00:26:44,333 So, what do you do, Ray? 485 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,196 I'm a television producer, George. 486 00:26:46,406 --> 00:26:48,387 - So you're rich? - Comfortable. 487 00:26:48,464 --> 00:26:50,861 - I suppose you're charming. - $Tolerable. 488 00:26:50,937 --> 00:26:53,932 And women just fall the fuck all over you. 489 00:26:53,994 --> 00:26:55,791 Not you, I suspect. 490 00:26:55,863 --> 00:26:58,281 - Georgia, you're being impolite. - No, no, it's okay. 491 00:26:58,342 --> 00:26:59,815 Everybody likes me eventually. 492 00:26:59,897 --> 00:27:02,109 - Okay, Daisy, I need a word with you. - I don't think so. 493 00:27:02,867 --> 00:27:04,500 So, what's your deal, asshole? 494 00:27:04,937 --> 00:27:07,818 Oh, I'm just happy to make a new friend, Daisy here. 495 00:27:07,885 --> 00:27:10,506 - Daisy, really, a word. - Really, not now. 496 00:27:10,567 --> 00:27:12,205 Ray. Is it ray? 497 00:27:12,303 --> 00:27:13,445 Ray. Ray, hey. 498 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:15,585 So has daisy told you of her extensive-- 499 00:27:15,627 --> 00:27:18,228 some might say intimate-- knowledge of Errol Flynn? 500 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,700 Oh, yeah? I love those old movies. 501 00:27:21,184 --> 00:27:22,057 Excuse us. 502 00:27:25,087 --> 00:27:26,358 Your fly's undone. 503 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:29,255 What are you doing? 504 00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:30,586 I told you. 505 00:27:31,253 --> 00:27:32,477 I'm worried about George. 506 00:27:33,391 --> 00:27:35,225 She's been acting really odd. 507 00:27:35,579 --> 00:27:37,238 You just saw it back there, didn't you? 508 00:27:37,305 --> 00:27:39,476 She's got a crush on a boy. She'll be fine. 509 00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:40,879 You don't fucking understand. 510 00:27:40,939 --> 00:27:44,667 Earlier, it was shouting, it was mayhem, it was chaos, all right? 511 00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:46,095 George is a big girl, 512 00:27:46,219 --> 00:27:47,714 and even if she's not a big girl, 513 00:27:48,421 --> 00:27:49,271 she's a dead girl. 514 00:27:49,337 --> 00:27:50,535 She's going to be okay, 515 00:27:51,288 --> 00:27:52,121 and in case you haven't noticed, 516 00:27:52,174 --> 00:27:54,146 I'm kind of in the middle of something, so excuse me-- 517 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:56,698 - Just fucking wait. - What is it, Mason? 518 00:27:56,953 --> 00:27:57,682 All right. 519 00:27:57,729 --> 00:28:02,839 I've always found your stories charmingly naughty. 520 00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,917 The legendary blowjobs of yore. 521 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:09,474 They were all quite romantic in their fashion, you know? 522 00:28:10,368 --> 00:28:11,409 Thank you. 523 00:28:12,587 --> 00:28:15,019 I've never actually seen you with another man. 524 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:17,353 I'm not with him. 525 00:28:23,115 --> 00:28:25,383 I'm sorry. I have to check my rouge. 526 00:28:28,118 --> 00:28:31,900 Well, Mason, I guess it's time for you to get pretty well shitfaced. 527 00:28:33,454 --> 00:28:36,671 All you have to do is just pull on it a little bit, like that, 528 00:28:36,723 --> 00:28:39,473 and it turns. Good. Good. 529 00:28:39,523 --> 00:28:43,317 If you want it to turn faster, you just punch out into the air. 530 00:28:43,363 --> 00:28:45,396 Just a little. Just a little. Good. 531 00:28:45,453 --> 00:28:46,999 Oh! No! 532 00:28:48,397 --> 00:28:50,091 I'm terrible at this. 533 00:28:50,334 --> 00:28:52,615 Just takes practice. You go launch it. 534 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:56,948 - You having fun? - Yeah. Yeah. 535 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,297 Not exactly what I'd hoped for, but... 536 00:28:59,883 --> 00:29:00,967 What did you want? 537 00:29:01,427 --> 00:29:03,510 Well, you know, that we'd have a little dinner, 538 00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:05,559 maybe a couple of glasses of wine, 539 00:29:05,836 --> 00:29:07,955 some awkward conversation, 540 00:29:08,042 --> 00:29:09,307 and then I attack you. 541 00:29:11,943 --> 00:29:14,499 - Okay, well, that's good to know. - Mm-hmm. 542 00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:19,798 All right, Reggie, toss it up in the air! Nice. 543 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:22,302 Okay. I'm ready. My turn. 544 00:29:22,401 --> 00:29:23,655 - Ready? - Show me what to do. 545 00:29:24,487 --> 00:29:25,729 All right, now. 546 00:29:25,904 --> 00:29:26,803 Good. 547 00:29:27,339 --> 00:29:28,399 Hold on. 548 00:29:28,706 --> 00:29:30,279 Don't let go, okay? 549 00:29:31,082 --> 00:29:32,363 I can't control it. 550 00:29:32,612 --> 00:29:33,535 Just don't let go. 551 00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:35,224 That's the thing about kites. 552 00:29:35,517 --> 00:29:39,121 You have to hold on tight so they can fight against the wind... 553 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:41,334 That's it, georgia. That's good. Hang on. 554 00:29:41,461 --> 00:29:42,834 It's pulling too hard 555 00:29:42,956 --> 00:29:44,053 Don't let go, George. 556 00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:45,925 Because the second you let go, 557 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,799 all the life goes out of them. 558 00:29:51,133 --> 00:29:52,095 Shit. 559 00:29:56,006 --> 00:29:57,456 So, what's that about? 560 00:29:58,526 --> 00:30:00,227 Probably you. 561 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,138 I find your friend Daisy painfully attractive. 562 00:30:04,325 --> 00:30:05,243 Take a number. 563 00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:07,000 How do you know her? 564 00:30:07,123 --> 00:30:09,069 That's none of your fucking business. 565 00:30:09,191 --> 00:30:10,886 You're an angry little thing, aren't you? 566 00:30:12,084 --> 00:30:13,574 You call me a "little thing" again, 567 00:30:13,665 --> 00:30:16,539 and I'll put this fucking dart right between your twinkling eyes. 568 00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:18,305 - Another tequila? - Please. 569 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,593 Are you the love-'em-and-leave-'em type? 570 00:30:25,018 --> 00:30:27,962 - I've done that. - What is up with that? 571 00:30:28,192 --> 00:30:29,421 What's the matter, George? 572 00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:33,512 - Some boy not nice to you? - No, I'm good. 573 00:30:33,653 --> 00:30:36,016 I'll bet you are. Macy. Two more. 574 00:30:37,557 --> 00:30:40,629 Okay, George, five reasons men are scum 575 00:30:40,864 --> 00:30:42,595 and women let us get away with it. 576 00:30:42,836 --> 00:30:45,631 One, we only want one thing, no exceptions. 577 00:30:45,926 --> 00:30:48,739 Two, we fall in love with you before we can have that thing, 578 00:30:48,796 --> 00:30:50,419 and then fall back out once we've had it, 579 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,769 whereas women, conversely, fall in love afterwards. 580 00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:57,228 Three, we will lie, cheat, steal, or murder in order to get that thing. 581 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:58,934 Why am I sugar-coating this? You're a big girl. 582 00:30:58,989 --> 00:31:00,116 In order to fuck you. 583 00:31:00,434 --> 00:31:04,063 Four, we freely admit to numbers one through three, and women don't care, 584 00:31:04,191 --> 00:31:06,383 and the number five reason why men are scum 585 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,744 and women let us get away with it-- 586 00:31:07,990 --> 00:31:09,686 you can't live without us. 587 00:31:10,044 --> 00:31:11,493 Here's to your bullshit, Ray. 588 00:31:18,885 --> 00:31:20,078 Fucking men. 589 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:22,536 What do you think his surprise is? 590 00:31:22,822 --> 00:31:24,195 I have no idea. 591 00:31:24,594 --> 00:31:26,028 Okay, Reggie. Time for bed. 592 00:31:26,739 --> 00:31:30,182 - It's 7:00. - Exactly. Time for bed. 593 00:31:30,248 --> 00:31:31,560 You're going to try and kiss him. 594 00:31:31,873 --> 00:31:34,420 What is this obsession with kissing? 595 00:31:34,533 --> 00:31:35,449 I'm 11. 596 00:31:35,849 --> 00:31:38,424 Okay, you two. Close your eyes. 597 00:31:38,579 --> 00:31:41,251 Oh, I know what this is. 598 00:31:41,431 --> 00:31:43,017 Of course, you do. 599 00:31:46,369 --> 00:31:47,948 That's so good. 600 00:31:48,122 --> 00:31:49,166 Did you do that? 601 00:31:49,747 --> 00:31:52,680 I did two of them. This one's for you. 602 00:31:52,935 --> 00:31:54,302 It looks just like her. 603 00:31:55,551 --> 00:31:56,411 Sad. 604 00:31:57,789 --> 00:31:59,155 Say good night, Reggie. 605 00:32:01,819 --> 00:32:02,744 Good night. 606 00:32:02,936 --> 00:32:04,849 And thank you for the kite-flying. 607 00:32:05,378 --> 00:32:07,215 And thank you for the kite-flying. 608 00:32:07,296 --> 00:32:08,172 You're welcome. 609 00:32:09,736 --> 00:32:12,141 She likes you, and she doesn't like anybody. 610 00:32:12,478 --> 00:32:13,911 She seemed to have a good time. 611 00:32:14,372 --> 00:32:15,336 Me too. 612 00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:17,690 I'm glad. 613 00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:19,134 Do you like R & B? 614 00:32:19,932 --> 00:32:24,296 Always been a jazz man, myself, but I'd probably better go. 615 00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,821 And that is how you pay my rent. 616 00:32:32,738 --> 00:32:34,780 - You're good, Mason. - Yes. 617 00:32:34,851 --> 00:32:37,807 - Go again? - Of course... Ray. 618 00:32:38,129 --> 00:32:39,850 Just feels so good in my hand, this money. 619 00:32:39,901 --> 00:32:42,819 I don't know why. But I love taking it from you, Ray. 620 00:32:44,202 --> 00:32:46,895 - Oh, come on. - You got a bet on this? 621 00:32:47,808 --> 00:32:50,597 My dad used to say, "never bet on anything that can talk. 622 00:32:51,139 --> 00:32:54,018 If it can talk, it can be bought." 623 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,887 So what about Daisy? 624 00:32:59,156 --> 00:33:00,402 What about Daisy? 625 00:33:00,967 --> 00:33:02,725 You've obviously got feelings for her. 626 00:33:03,908 --> 00:33:06,802 If you want me to step off, now's your moment. 627 00:33:06,858 --> 00:33:09,095 No, of course not. Me and daisy are just friends. 628 00:33:09,146 --> 00:33:11,460 She's a lovely girl, but no. Just friends, all right? 629 00:33:12,761 --> 00:33:16,304 Hey. We've got next. 630 00:33:17,573 --> 00:33:20,308 Take a walk, junior. There's plenty of tables available. 631 00:33:20,359 --> 00:33:21,578 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What he said. 632 00:33:21,641 --> 00:33:26,360 Well, I like this table, so if you wouldn't mind fucking off... 633 00:33:27,002 --> 00:33:27,906 Excuse me. 634 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,749 Is it three against two, is it? 635 00:33:29,822 --> 00:33:30,825 Because I'll have you know, 636 00:33:30,896 --> 00:33:33,662 I've had my ass kicked by bigger cocksuckers than you, all right? 637 00:33:33,728 --> 00:33:34,727 Whoa, Mason. 638 00:33:36,217 --> 00:33:37,475 We don't want any trouble. 639 00:33:38,579 --> 00:33:40,943 These folks have next, we'll get out of your way. 640 00:33:43,539 --> 00:33:45,734 Don't tell me to fuck off. 641 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,741 I tell people to fuck off. 642 00:33:48,668 --> 00:33:50,348 Now, fuck off. 643 00:33:55,006 --> 00:33:55,965 Your break. 644 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:03,691 Death isn't like holding on to a kite... 645 00:34:03,796 --> 00:34:04,920 or a boy... 646 00:34:05,528 --> 00:34:07,116 or most anything else, 647 00:34:07,730 --> 00:34:10,839 because sometimes, even if you want to let go, 648 00:34:11,054 --> 00:34:12,610 it won't let you. 649 00:34:16,143 --> 00:34:17,438 This is the last one, dude. 650 00:34:18,872 --> 00:34:20,034 What do you got there? 651 00:34:20,746 --> 00:34:21,974 Death certificate. 652 00:34:22,425 --> 00:34:23,234 Whose? 653 00:34:24,315 --> 00:34:25,102 The mother. 654 00:34:25,671 --> 00:34:27,617 Well, everyone's got to die, right? 655 00:34:28,587 --> 00:34:30,249 Yeah, that's right. 656 00:34:30,321 --> 00:34:31,267 You're going to love this. 657 00:34:31,345 --> 00:34:32,793 This one's got the daughter's name on it. 658 00:34:34,422 --> 00:34:35,216 Sorry. 659 00:34:41,202 --> 00:34:42,220 Dude... 660 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,519 This guy looks just like you. 661 00:34:51,095 --> 00:34:52,179 Can I see it? 662 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:58,230 Huh. Souvenir. 663 00:34:59,628 --> 00:35:01,973 I want to do a duet. Something country/western. 664 00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:03,555 Fuck that, Daisy. 665 00:35:03,754 --> 00:35:06,248 I'm not going to sing some hillbilly bullshit. 666 00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:08,763 If we're going to go hillbilly, I want to fight. 667 00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,666 Georgia, he works for television, he's gorgeous, and he wants me, 668 00:35:11,717 --> 00:35:14,502 so unless you really do want a fight, you're singing with me. 669 00:35:16,468 --> 00:35:17,584 This isn't on. 670 00:35:17,830 --> 00:35:18,670 Hello. 671 00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:21,045 Daisy, I'm really not up for this. 672 00:35:21,117 --> 00:35:23,697 Uh, excuse me, hi. Testing. This isn't on. 673 00:35:23,782 --> 00:35:24,788 I'm not singing. 674 00:35:25,487 --> 00:35:28,628 Relax, have fun. Men like girls who can have fun. 675 00:35:28,689 --> 00:35:30,057 Is that what men like? 676 00:35:30,216 --> 00:35:32,238 Yeah. You know what? You really need to get laid. 677 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:34,138 Oh, well, for your information, Daisy... 678 00:35:34,188 --> 00:35:35,893 I lost my virginity. 679 00:35:43,657 --> 00:35:50,393 Yes, that's what done happened to me and he don't even call 680 00:35:51,003 --> 00:35:52,733 Who wrote that? Janis joplin? 681 00:35:53,053 --> 00:35:55,401 No, he don't not at all 682 00:35:57,005 --> 00:36:00,470 why won't he pick up the phone and just call me? 683 00:36:01,004 --> 00:36:01,882 Boo! 684 00:36:02,353 --> 00:36:03,256 Screw this. 685 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:07,541 Gee, thank you. 686 00:36:13,229 --> 00:36:14,391 Bloody hell. 687 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:23,309 - I'm guessing you're an actress. - Uh-huh. 688 00:36:24,544 --> 00:36:26,372 And I produce a TV show. 689 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:31,407 And you're going to put me on it and make my career, blah blah blah. 690 00:36:31,468 --> 00:36:32,367 I've heard it all. 691 00:36:35,098 --> 00:36:39,926 You know, Daisy, you want to be the world-weary ingenue, you go for it. 692 00:36:40,108 --> 00:36:41,841 I'm sure you play her very well. 693 00:36:42,465 --> 00:36:45,362 It's just not very interesting, you know? 694 00:36:45,523 --> 00:36:47,713 At least, not to me. 695 00:36:49,881 --> 00:36:52,730 Well, you're interesting to me. 696 00:36:58,152 --> 00:37:00,024 You want to go somewhere with me? 697 00:37:05,511 --> 00:37:06,733 I really do. 698 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:15,284 George, will you slow down? I can't keep up. 699 00:37:15,656 --> 00:37:20,381 They mock me. Couples mock me. 700 00:37:20,442 --> 00:37:22,012 Yeah, me too, darling. 701 00:37:22,078 --> 00:37:23,302 I'm such an idiot. 702 00:37:23,348 --> 00:37:25,641 You know, I don't remember the first time I ever did it. I don't. 703 00:37:25,723 --> 00:37:27,797 I was drinking, a lot, and I woke up, 704 00:37:28,022 --> 00:37:29,912 and my mates told me I was a man now, 705 00:37:29,984 --> 00:37:31,627 and I don't remember a bloody thing. 706 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,300 At least you were still alive. 707 00:37:34,402 --> 00:37:35,703 Well, not for much longer. 708 00:37:36,112 --> 00:37:40,019 So anyway, now Mason is going to show little Georgie 709 00:37:40,075 --> 00:37:42,661 a few of the finer points of stress relief 710 00:37:42,789 --> 00:37:44,525 through petty vandalism. 711 00:37:44,693 --> 00:37:48,999 Oh, yes, we will egg Trip's fucking mansion, but first... 712 00:37:50,818 --> 00:37:54,273 you see, the pleasure comes from being a shadow in the night, silent, 713 00:37:54,823 --> 00:37:58,635 until they arrive back at their smug little establishment, 714 00:37:58,696 --> 00:38:00,300 only to find a big-- 715 00:38:01,341 --> 00:38:02,239 George! 716 00:38:02,705 --> 00:38:03,628 Georgie, I-- 717 00:38:05,287 --> 00:38:07,304 I don't think I've explained to you properly the, uh... 718 00:38:07,406 --> 00:38:10,376 the finer details of the "shadow in the night" philosophy, george. 719 00:38:10,468 --> 00:38:13,971 See, uh, now is a good time to run away. Georgie... 720 00:38:22,696 --> 00:38:24,210 Hello, officer. 721 00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:26,222 Evening, ma'am. 722 00:38:30,009 --> 00:38:31,337 Beat, beat, mutilate! 723 00:38:31,424 --> 00:38:32,556 Crush, crush, kill! 724 00:38:32,647 --> 00:38:35,231 Yank out their organs and throw 'em on the grill! 725 00:38:35,325 --> 00:38:36,370 Whoo! 726 00:38:37,568 --> 00:38:41,481 - Settle down, ladies. - Sorry. We're so sorry. 727 00:38:42,314 --> 00:38:44,045 - Ready? - Okay! 728 00:38:44,311 --> 00:38:46,128 We eat salad, we stay fit! 729 00:38:46,211 --> 00:38:48,003 Not like your team. You eat... 730 00:38:48,045 --> 00:38:49,359 shift to the left, shift to the right, 731 00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:51,454 stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight! 732 00:38:51,556 --> 00:38:52,498 Whoo! 733 00:38:52,744 --> 00:38:54,449 What are you guys in for? 734 00:38:54,705 --> 00:38:56,576 Grand theft pom-pom? 735 00:38:56,686 --> 00:38:58,166 Try assault and battery. 736 00:38:58,376 --> 00:39:00,486 Their mascot tried to fuck with our mascot. 737 00:39:00,885 --> 00:39:02,907 You got to draw the line somewhere. 738 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:05,274 Is that a frog? 739 00:39:06,549 --> 00:39:09,128 A frog? It's a sea turtle. 740 00:39:09,819 --> 00:39:11,008 Sea turtles... 741 00:39:11,592 --> 00:39:12,097 Snap! 742 00:39:14,026 --> 00:39:16,020 Roxy. Finally. 743 00:39:17,671 --> 00:39:20,243 - What did you do? - I broke a window. 744 00:39:21,189 --> 00:39:22,865 A really big window. 745 00:39:23,003 --> 00:39:27,549 - Is this about a boy? - I guess. I don't know. 746 00:39:27,939 --> 00:39:31,554 You know, George, men have made me act crazy too. 747 00:39:31,626 --> 00:39:34,396 I mean, if you haven't bought a gun or a pick-ax at some point, 748 00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:36,056 it isn't a real relationship. 749 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:39,864 Thank you, Roxy. So here's what I'm going to do. 750 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:42,553 Thank god. Unlock this thing. 751 00:39:44,005 --> 00:39:45,419 Your one phone call. 752 00:39:47,992 --> 00:39:51,235 - I don't understand. - Sure you do. 753 00:39:52,075 --> 00:39:53,402 You want to be a girl 754 00:39:53,604 --> 00:39:55,108 or you want to be a woman? 755 00:39:55,188 --> 00:39:56,121 You choose. 756 00:40:00,152 --> 00:40:02,478 If you're young and not so innocent-- 757 00:40:02,519 --> 00:40:05,146 I mean, if it's your first time in the slammer-- 758 00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:06,800 you call your mom. 759 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,858 She knows exactly what to say. 760 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,055 Your daughter's upstairs. 761 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:26,554 I know. 762 00:40:28,023 --> 00:40:28,756 Who's this? 763 00:40:31,201 --> 00:40:33,507 Oh, that's... that's my other daughter. 764 00:40:33,662 --> 00:40:36,569 I should have seen that. She's pretty, like her mother. 765 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:38,637 Thank you. 766 00:40:40,694 --> 00:40:41,674 What's her name? 767 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:44,602 Georgia. 768 00:40:46,184 --> 00:40:48,959 So, uh... so what are we doing? 769 00:40:49,026 --> 00:40:50,689 Are we kissing some more? 770 00:41:01,764 --> 00:41:04,309 I think I should probably go. 771 00:41:06,808 --> 00:41:07,803 Okay. 772 00:41:15,047 --> 00:41:16,675 I had a really great time, Joy. 773 00:41:17,714 --> 00:41:18,928 Me too. 774 00:41:19,569 --> 00:41:20,816 And I like kissing you. 775 00:41:22,889 --> 00:41:23,719 It's just.. 776 00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:26,314 I'm just not comfortable with your daughter being so close. 777 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:27,400 Yeah. 778 00:41:32,029 --> 00:41:34,379 You're a really good man, Angelo. 779 00:41:35,742 --> 00:41:38,972 You're so careful with people. 780 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:42,469 You don't have to be so careful with me. 781 00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:54,578 I'll call you. 782 00:41:56,376 --> 00:41:57,137 Okay. 783 00:42:25,504 --> 00:42:28,714 Oh, god, I thought you were never going to get here. 784 00:42:29,601 --> 00:42:30,839 What are you wearing? 785 00:42:30,951 --> 00:42:33,111 One of us was enjoying the company of a man 786 00:42:33,168 --> 00:42:36,276 while watching a little jousting this evening, Millie. 787 00:42:36,344 --> 00:42:37,345 What happened? 788 00:42:38,272 --> 00:42:40,465 I disturbed the peace. 789 00:42:42,781 --> 00:42:45,334 Bye, Becky, Becky, Shasta. 790 00:42:46,503 --> 00:42:48,174 It'll be a few minutes for the paper, ma'am. 791 00:42:48,277 --> 00:42:51,093 Make sure I get a 1035 on this, will you, officer? 792 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,366 Millie, Millie, Millie. 793 00:42:57,901 --> 00:43:00,139 I'm sorry I screwed up your date. 794 00:43:00,238 --> 00:43:02,414 Oh, it's okay. 795 00:43:02,859 --> 00:43:06,356 There's no future for a man who can't hold his grog, Millie. 796 00:43:08,312 --> 00:43:09,806 This your first time? 797 00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:13,529 Yes, and the asshole never even called. 798 00:43:15,002 --> 00:43:17,897 You were talking about jail, weren't you? 799 00:43:17,983 --> 00:43:20,647 Millie, sweetheart, it's an unwritten law. 800 00:43:20,702 --> 00:43:23,349 They never call when it's your first time. 801 00:43:23,422 --> 00:43:25,013 Well, it stinks. 802 00:43:25,090 --> 00:43:27,374 That's what first times are for, 803 00:43:27,497 --> 00:43:29,513 and next time, it won't be your first. 804 00:43:30,278 --> 00:43:32,853 And that's what being alive is all about. 805 00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,856 Yeah, I know. 806 00:43:37,736 --> 00:43:39,989 Losing your virginity is supposed to be 807 00:43:40,041 --> 00:43:42,836 one of the steps towards being really alive. 808 00:43:43,144 --> 00:43:47,700 For me, it was one of the ways I finally realized that it was over. 809 00:43:52,387 --> 00:43:54,628 You can't un-do what you've done. 810 00:43:59,146 --> 00:44:01,207 Some things you can't change. 811 00:44:01,358 --> 00:44:04,709 You can't un-spill water, even if you want to. 812 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:09,014 Some choices you can learn to live with, 813 00:44:09,087 --> 00:44:11,499 right through to the clear light of morning. 814 00:44:13,495 --> 00:44:16,106 They say coming clean is good for the soul, 815 00:44:16,168 --> 00:44:18,021 that it puts things in perspective. 816 00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:25,113 You can get a sense of your place in the order of things... 817 00:44:28,712 --> 00:44:32,223 a sense of who you really are and what's important. 818 00:44:39,528 --> 00:44:41,368 This is my perspective. 819 00:44:44,129 --> 00:44:46,422 I am a grim reaper. 820 00:44:46,574 --> 00:44:47,846 I take souls. 821 00:44:48,639 --> 00:44:50,395 I do not go to prom. 822 00:44:51,034 --> 00:44:53,954 I do not live happily ever after. 823 00:44:55,356 --> 00:44:57,482 This is who I am. 824 00:44:58,124 --> 00:45:00,257 Anyone got a problem with that? 825 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:05,257 Subtitles by Travis, RaceMan, Amariss www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net